{900}{939}My name is Turkish.
{947}{996}Funny name for an Englishman, I know.
{1003}{1085}My parents were on the same plane|when it crashed. That's how they met.
{1120}{1170}They named me after the plane.
{1177}{1236}Not many people are|named after a plane crash.
{1256}{1289}That's Tommy.
{1297}{1348}He tells people|he was named after a gun.
{1362}{1474}But I know he was really named after|a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
{1488}{1574}Known him for as long as I can|remember. He's my partner.
{1583}{1645}Doesn't mean we hold hands|or take walks.
{1653}{1755}It means I try to keep him out of|as much trouble as he inflicts on me.
{1762}{1830}I give him a hard time.|Keeps him in check.
{1838}{1896}But really, he's like my brother.
{1914}{2000}What do I know about diamonds?|I'm a boxing promoter.
{2008}{2093}I was a happy boxing promoter|until a week ago, and then:
{2101}{2152}What do I know about diamonds?
{2173}{2222}Don't they come from Antwerp?
{2246}{2323}-Himy, would you listen to this?|-Do we have a choice?
{2331}{2418}It wasn't meant to be taken literally.
{2426}{2491}It's a nice story, Adam and Eve.
{2498}{2546}It's bound with moral fibre...
{2554}{2639}...but asking a grown man|to believe it?
{2664}{2693}What is it?
{2748}{2783}Well, what is it?
{2824}{2903}What you want I should do,|drop my pants?
{2911}{2948}Okay, go through.
{2982}{3030}It's a nice story.
{3048}{3118}It's just that. Just a story.
{3126}{3206}Catholic religion is based|on a mistranslation.
{3214}{3271}Enough already. Ruben, say something.
{3279}{3339}Listen. Are you busy?|I'll tell you the whole story.
{3346}{3446}The Septuagint scholars mistranslated|the Hebrew word for "young woman"...
{3454}{3504}...into the Greek word for "virgin."
{3511}{3568}It was an easy mistake to make...
{3575}{3683}...because there was only a subtle|difference in the spelling.
{3923}{3974}So, they came up with a prophecy:
{3982}{4081}"Behold, the virgin shall conceive|and bear us a son."
{4088}{4184}You understand? It was "virgin"|that caught people's attention.
{4192}{4291}It's not everyday a virgin conceives|and bears a son.
{4678}{4778}But leave that for a couple|of hundred years to stew...
{4786}{4870}...and next thing you know you have|the Holy Catholic Church.
{4878}{4951}Oy vay, what are you saying?
{4958}{5019}I'm saying, just because|it's written...
{5027}{5062}...doesn't make it so.
{5070}{5162}Gives them hope. It's not important|whether it's fact or fiction.
{5170}{5226}-People like to believe.|-I don't want to hear anymore.
{5233}{5310}Anyway, who is it that we're seeing?
{5327}{5365}-Michael.|-Hello?
{5408}{5436}Mutti.
{5444}{5530}Rudy! Rud, Rud, let them in, please.
{5598}{5674}Rud, it's okay, let them through.
{5681}{5704}-Michael.|-Mutti.
{5711}{5822}You've kept us waiting for half an hour.|Are you trying to give me heartburn?
{5979}{6013}Lie down on the floor.
{6075}{6103}Get on the floor!
{6122}{6150}Lie on the floor!
{6158}{6197}Get on the fucking floor!
{6222}{6284}-Get down!|-Get fucking down!
{6300}{6344}Down on the floor! Get down!
{6352}{6380}On the ground!
{6486}{6524}Get down, I say!
{6532}{6579}-Time.|-Seven minutes!
{6671}{6699}Where is the stone?
{6787}{6827}Where is the stone?
{6865}{6927}Where is the stone?
{7052}{7089}Michael, where is the stone?
{9156}{9205}When does your plane leave?
{9219}{9260}Twenty minutes.
{9279}{9315}Give me your gun.
{9593}{9640}When you get to London...
{9647}{9690}...if you want a gun...
{9710}{9741}...call this number.
{9850}{9904}-Boris.|-Boris.
{9922}{9986}He can get you anything you need.
{10158}{10202}Is he allowed to do that?
{10211}{10312}It's an unlicensed boxing match.|It's not a tickling competition.
{10320}{10368}These lads are out|to hurt each other.
{10386}{10430}What's with those sausages,|Charlie?
{10438}{10475}Two minutes, Turkish.
{10517}{10605}Look at it. How am I supposed|to run this thing from that?
{10613}{10647}We'll need a proper office.
{10655}{10724}I want a new one.|You're going to buy it for me.
{10732}{10768}Why me?
{10787}{10831}Well, you know about caravans.
{10838}{10871}How's that?
{10880}{10959}You spent a summer in one.|Which means you know more than me.
{10967}{11042}And I don't want to have me pants|pulled down over the price.
{11050}{11080}What's wrong with this one?
{11124}{11166}Oh, nothing, Tommy.
{11174}{11216}It's tiptop.
{11223}{11265}I'm just not sure about the colour.
{11316}{11370}It's all arranged.|You just got to pick it up.
{11387}{11419}Here's an address.
{11461}{11495}It's a campsite.
{11517}{11605}You've got 10 grand, and|it would be nice to see change.
{11625}{11700}-What's happening with them sausages?|-Five minutes.
{11755}{11816}It was two minutes five minutes ago.
{11823}{11861}They ain't pikeys, are they?
{11869}{11931}I fucking hate pikeys.
{11939}{12000}You're a sensitive boy, Tommy.
{12068}{12115}Fuck me. Hold tight.
{12129}{12189}-What's that?|-It's me belt.
{12197}{12251}No, Tommy. There's a gun|in your trousers.
{12259}{12332}-What's a gun doing in your trousers?|-It's for protection.
{12339}{12367}Protection from what?
{12375}{12417}"Zee" Germans?
{12424}{12499}What's to stop it blowing your|bollocks off when you sit?
{12506}{12582}-Where did you get it?|-Boris The Blade.
{12589}{12648}You mean Boris the sneaky,|fucking Russian.
{12669}{12702}Heavy, isn't it?
{12750}{12772}Heavy is good.
{12804}{12831}Heavy is reliable.
{12838}{12900}If it doesn't work,|you can always hit him with it.
{12907}{12980}Boris The Blade,|or Boris The Bullet-Dodger.
{12988}{13065}Bent as the Soviet sickle and|hard as the hammer that crosses it.
{13072}{13168}Apparently, it's just impossible|to kill the bastard.
{13208}{13263}Back to my partner, Tommy.
{13273}{13313}Tommy runs the other business...
{13321}{13358}...the slot machines...
{13366}{13449}...which keeps rain off our heads|and gloves on Gorgeous' hands.
{13456}{13559}However, Tommy's a little preoccupied|with protection at present.
{13584}{13619}All right, I'll take it.
{13633}{13719}There's a reason for Tommy's newfound|enthusiasm for firearms.
{13727}{13832}Sooner or later, in unlicensed boxing,|you have to deal with that reason:
{13840}{13868}Brick Top.
{13876}{13937}If that's not worth a bet,|I don't know what is.
{13944}{14017}-He doesn't look bad, does he?|-No, he looks great.
{14025}{14057}He'll do you proud.
{14065}{14161}You reckon that's what people should|do for me, Gary? Do me proud?
{14168}{14192}It's what you deserve.
{14199}{14255}Pull your tongue out of my arsehole.
{14281}{14309}Dogs do that.
{14328}{14369}You're not a dog, are you?
{14377}{14409}No. No, I'm not.
{14421}{14449}However...
{14475}{14557}...you do have all the characteristics|of a dog, Gary.
{14565}{14593}All except loyalty.
{14601}{14705}It's rumoured that his favourite means|of dispatch involves a stun gun...
{14713}{14811}...a plastic bag, a roll of tape|and a pack of hungry pigs.
{14835}{14922}You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam.|I'll give you that.
{14977}{15041}But I got no time for grouses.
{15092}{15141}Feed him to the pigs, Errol.
{15178}{15230}What the fuck are you two looking at?
{15302}{15404}If you got to deal with him, just|make sure you don't end up owing him.
{15411}{15440}Then you're in his debt.
{15447}{15499}Which means, you're in his pocket.
{15507}{15586}And once you're in that,|you ain't ever coming out.
{15603}{15676}I hear he's a good fighter,|so I'll use him.
{15683}{15735}I'll be doing you a favour, boy.
{15742}{15810}What he means is,|I'm doing him a favour.
{15827}{15948}Because everybody knows nobody takes|a dive in my fights. Unlike his.
{15973}{16017}Here, Errol, I don't think|he likes me.
{16024}{16058}You don't like me, do you?
{16066}{16096}Don't know what you mean.
{16104}{16174}I do know I can't wait to get|out of here. It stinks.
{16197}{16306}My fights finish prompt so we can get|out before the authorities find out.
{16313}{16366}Play your cards right|and I'll sort you out.
{16374}{16431}You can sort me out by showing me out.
{16439}{16505}It's hard to make a living|in boxing, so now and then...
{16512}{16572}...you do something|against your principles.
{16580}{16650}Basically, you have to forget|you got any.
{16657}{16690}Are they Lancashire pigs?
{16697}{16732}Who's talking to you?
{16747}{16818}Oh, yeah, Tommy.|Brick Top loves Tommy.
{16853}{16877}Don't let me down.
{16908}{16964}You don't want to let me down, do you?
{17018}{17064}See you ringside.
{17128}{17227}Boris, Franky-fucking-Four Fingers...
{17235}{17297}...has a diamond the size of a fist.
{17305}{17390}I have told you it's in the briefcase|connected to his arm.
{17397}{17449}I sent him to you to buy a gun.
{17456}{17522}What more do you want me to do,|hit him for you?
{17529}{17585}But don't you hit him either.
{17593}{17665}Americans can't know it was Russian.
{17673}{17711}It will come back to me.
{17766}{17811}You're my brother, so think like it.
{17861}{17914}Get somebody else to steal that stone!
{17921}{17970}I don't want it getting back to me.
{17978}{18045}And don't have him killed.|It will raise suspicion.
{18052}{18093}So don't use idiots for the job.
{18101}{18186}He'll stay in London a couple of|days before he goes to New York...
{18193}{18250}...so move quick. Okay?
{18344}{18376}One more thing.
{18384}{18420}It might help.
{18434}{18475}He loves to gamble.
{18521}{18556}Eighty-six carats?
{18564}{18609}Brilliant cut, beautiful make.
{18653}{18688}A beautiful stone.
{18696}{18719}You're a good boy, Franky.
{18726}{18799}And you did a real good job.|Now when do you get back?
{18806}{18920}I got to move the two-grainers here,|get a better price. Couple of days.
{18927}{18986}-Talk to my cousin Dougie.|-Doug The Head?
{19083}{19102}And Franky....
{19119}{19168}-And what?|-Stay out of those casinos.
{19250}{19291}You did a good job, bubbe.
{19299}{19367}-Don't go screwing it up, all right?|-I hear you, Avi.
{19381}{19430}I'll see you, Avi.
{19508}{19539}Eighty-six carats.
{19546}{19584}-Where?|-London.
{19592}{19628}-London?|-London.
{19635}{19682}-London?|-Yes, London.
{19704}{19768}You know, fish, chips, cup of tea...
{19776}{19850}...bad food, worse weather,|Mary-fucking-Poppins. London!
{19899}{19922}Not for me.
{19930}{20003}That's Doug The Head.|Everybody knows Doug The Head.
{20011}{20069}If it's stones and it's stolen,|he's the man to speak to.
{20076}{20107}Pretends he's Jewish.
{20115}{20150}Wishes he was Jewish.
{20157}{20209}Even tells his family|they're Jewish...
{20217}{20294}...but he's about as Jewish|as he is a fucking monkey.
{20302}{20395}He thinks it's good for business.|And in the diamond business...
{20402}{20458}-...it is good for business.|-Avi!
{20465}{20514}He'll be there today.|Take care of him.
{20522}{20583}Avi, you know I won't buy schtrops.
{20590}{20652}He isn't selling schtrops.|Make it smaller.
{20659}{20708}Who do you take me for?|This is England.
{20715}{20757}We play by the rules.
{20766}{20795}Listen to me.
{20803}{20880}If the stones are kosher,|then I'll buy them, won't I?
{20888}{20980}Now, if you'll excuse me,|it's my lunchtime. Bye.
{21123}{21159}What are you doing here?
{21166}{21209}It's a free country, isn't it?
{21228}{21284}Well, it ain't a free shop, is it?
{21292}{21334}So fuck off.
{21591}{21653}I want to see you two girls|up in my office.
{21669}{21709}I had cousin Avi on the phone.
{21717}{21781}-You got to go see him.|-Yeah, Dad. You told us.
{21789}{21867}-He's a big mucker in New York.|-Yeah, Dad. You told us.
{21874}{21932}I want to see you girls|up in my office.
{21939}{21997}Yeah, Dad. You told us.
{22130}{22191}The weight is sign of reliability.
{22212}{22260}I always go for reliability.
{22449}{22495}I'll take it.
{22506}{22539}How much do you want for it?
{22546}{22573}Nothing.
{22614}{22689}Okay, so what do you want for it?
{22696}{22732}I want you to do something for me.
{22783}{22826}There is a fight in couple of days.
{22862}{22894}What kind of a fight?
{22901}{22940}Unlicensed boxing.
{22978}{23045}There is a bookies I know|that will take bets.
{23119}{23160}If you place one down for me...
{23176}{23211}...we will call it quits.
{23219}{23272}-Why don't you put it down yourself?|-Well...
{23312}{23407}...there is not too many bookies|that takes those kind of bets.
{23429}{23513}And I already have an outstanding|debt with the house.
{23567}{23627}I know something most don't.
{23649}{23685}So, nu?
{23714}{23750}What do you know?
{23863}{23928}It's a campsite. A pikey campsite.
{23935}{24006}-Ten points.|-What are we doing here?
{24027}{24104}-We're buying a caravan.|-Off a pack of fucking pikeys?
{24112}{24180}What's wrong with you?|This will get messy.
{24188}{24206}Not if you're here.
{24213}{24256}Oh, you bastard.
{24263}{24322}I fucking hate pikeys.
{24396}{24428}That's a flash car, mister.
{24435}{24469}Not as flash as your bike.
{24477}{24521}Who are you looking for?
{24528}{24557}Mr. O'Neil.
{24578}{24629}-Want me to get him?|-That's a good lad.
{24636}{24677}Piss off.
{24701}{24762}-Are you going to go get him for me?|-Yeah.
{24786}{24858}-What are you waiting for?|-The five quid you'll pay me.
{24866}{24904}Fuck off, I'll find him meself.
{24911}{24965}-Two fifty.|-You can have a quid.
{24972}{25008}You're a real tight fucker.
{25015}{25063}There was a problem with gypsies.
{25071}{25104}What're you doing?|Get out of the way, man.
{25111}{25159}You can't understand|what's being said.
{25167}{25203}You Tommy? Come about the caravan?
{25210}{25263}-Mr. O'Neil.|-Fuck, man. Call me Mickey.
{25270}{25306}Not Irish, not English.
{25314}{25366}-How are you?|-Weather's been kind.
{25374}{25413}It's just Pikey.
{25432}{25470}Would you look at the size of him?
{25485}{25520}How big are you?
{25527}{25574}-Kids, how big is he?|-Big, for sure.
{25581}{25643}Hey, Mam, come and look at the size|of this fella.
{25667}{25774}Bet you box a little, can't you, sir?|You look like a boxer.
{25782}{25842}Get out of the way.|See if they'd like a drink.
{25849}{25879}I could murder one.
{25887}{25958}Be no murdering done around here,|I don't mind telling you.
{25965}{26012}Get your hands out of there.
{26020}{26056}Cup of tea for the big fella?
{26063}{26137}Don't be silly, Mickey.|Offer the man a proper drink.
{26177}{26201}You little bugger.
{26208}{26283}-Is the big fella not coming with us?|-He's minding the car.
{26291}{26380}-What does he think we are, thieves?|-No, nothing like that.
{26387}{26461}-He just likes looking after cars.|-Good dags. Do you like dags?
{26482}{26510}-Dags?|-What?
{26518}{26566}-Yeah, dags.|-Dags. You like dags?
{26579}{26620}Oh, dogs.
{26627}{26667}Sure, I like dags.
{26674}{26740}-I like caravans more.|-You're very welcome.
{27014}{27103}Pikeys are well-known for their|skills of negotiation in business.
{27111}{27157}It's probably why|they talk like that...
{27165}{27214}...so you can't follow|what's being said.
{27221}{27302}But if Tommy can get the caravan|for less than the price asked...
{27310}{27365}...on his return|there will be ice cream.
{27373}{27414}Good dog, good family.
{27421}{27485}He'll get a little homesick,|but he'll get over it.
{27498}{27560}See you later, lads. See you, boss.
{27567}{27618}All right, Mickey. Laters.
{27654}{27689}I don't see what the fuss is about.
{27707}{27737}They aren't bad fellas.
{27983}{28035}The deal was, you bought it|how you saw it.
{28042}{28115}Look, I've helped you as much|as I'm going to help you.
{28123}{28165}See that car? Use it.
{28172}{28258}You should fuck off now while|you still got the legs to carry you.
{28299}{28335}Nobody brings you...
{28342}{28410}...unless they're trying|to say something without talking.
{28434}{28503}Just give our money back|and you can keep your caravan.
{28511}{28582}Why do I want a caravan|that's got no wheels?
{28589}{28663}-You want to settle this with a fight?|-Over my dead body.
{28671}{28701}Now, go on! Go on!
{28709}{28802}I'll not have you fighting!|You know what happens when you fight!
{28818}{28850}Get her to sit down.
{28869}{28905}For fuck's sake!
{29055}{29096}Want the money?|I ain't fucked you.
{29110}{29163}I'll fight you for it. You and me.
{29479}{29530}So that's the kind of fight|it'll be.
{29546}{29589}You want to stay down.
{29708}{29744}You want to stay down!
{29821}{29877}Get back down and fucking stay down.
{29885}{29941}I promise you, you want to stay down.
{29948}{29997}Deadly kick for a fat fucker,|you know that?
{30005}{30051}Cheeky bastard.
{30221}{30262}-Okay, lads.|-Get him on his feet.
{30298}{30322}Get back down...
{30329}{30395}...or you will not be coming up|next time.
{30481}{30501}Bollocks to you.
{30517}{30559}This is sick. I'm out of here.
{30567}{30626}You're not going anywhere,|you thick lump.
{30708}{30752}You stay until the job's done.
{31549}{31632}It turned out that the sweet-talking,|tattoo-sporting pikey...
{31639}{31705}...was a gypsy bare-knuckle|boxing champion.
{31712}{31776}Which makes him harder|than a coffin nail.
{31799}{31884}Right now that's the last thing|on Tommy's mind.
{31891}{31955}If Gorgeous doesn't wake up|in the next few minutes...
{31963}{32015}...Tommy knows he'll be buried|with him.
{32034}{32094}Why would the gypsies|want to explain...
{32102}{32152}...why a man died in their campsite?
{32159}{32235}Not when they can bury the pair|of them and just move camp.
{32244}{32325}It's not like they got|social security numbers, is it?
{32334}{32387}Tommy, "The Tit"...
{32394}{32432}...is praying.
{32439}{32469}And if he isn't...
{32477}{32524}...he fucking should be.
{33192}{33219}Bad Boy.
{33235}{33276}-Sol.|-Easy.
{33284}{33348}No, it's a moissanite.
{33355}{33376}A what?
{33391}{33463}A moissanite is an artificial|diamond, Lincoln.
{33470}{33494}It's Mickey Mouse.
{33517}{33542}Spurious.
{33562}{33596}Not genuine.
{33610}{33648}And it's worth...
{33662}{33685}...fuck-all.
{33692}{33762}Bad Boy, I keep telling you,|stick to being a gangster.
{33770}{33812}Leave this game to me and Sol.
{33848}{33876}Laters.
{33968}{33993}What is that, Vince?
{34000}{34040}This is a dog, Sol.
{34047}{34098}You are not bringing|that thing in here.
{34105}{34144}It's only a fucking dog.
{34151}{34187}-Where'd you get it?|-The gyppos.
{34194}{34219}Here.
{34255}{34293}They threw it in with the moody gold.
{34324}{34410}You know gyppos, Sol. They're always|throwing dogs in with deals.
{34417}{34446}It better not be dangerous.
{34498}{34542}What do you think you're doing now?
{34557}{34623}I want him to get used|to the shop, don't I?
{34677}{34709}Stop the dog!
{34716}{34744}Come back!
{34763}{34792}All right, Boris?
{34816}{34889}-Don't worry about the dog.|-I'm not.
{34924}{34956}What can I do for you?
{34981}{35017}I have a job for you.
{35024}{35064}I already have a job.
{35087}{35153}Fifty grand for half a day's work.
{35185}{35210}Go on.
{35217}{35295}I want you to hold up a bookies.
{35414}{35452}From Russia with love, eh?
{35474}{35526}I have stones to sell...
{35533}{35607}...fat to chew and many men|to see about many ducks...
{35614}{35650}...so if I am not rushing you....
{35669}{35747}Slow down, Franky, my son.|When in Rome.
{35771}{35832}I am not in Rome, Doug.
{35839}{35878}I am in a rush.
{35891}{35923}I got to make the bookies.
{35930}{35958}Bookies?
{35988}{36036}-What are you betting on?|-Bomber Harris.
{36075}{36113}The unlicensed boxer?
{36180}{36226}Do you know something that I don't?
{36245}{36350}Bubbe, I probably know|a lot you don't.
{36390}{36444}He's bad to the bone,|ain't you, Tyrone?
{36451}{36479}Of course I am.
{36486}{36576}Tyrone'll drive for us. He's|done a rally driving course.
{36583}{36611}Of course I have.
{36679}{36745}I don't want that dog|dribbling on my seats.
{36752}{36787}Your seats?
{36794}{36847}Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
{36856}{36899}While I'm at the wheel, it's my car...
{36906}{37010}...so stop that dog dribbling|on my seats. All right?
{37017}{37085}I can't believe you found it.|Where'd it go?
{37092}{37132}It went back to the gyppos.
{37139}{37203}Shut up.|And how could it find them?
{37211}{37287}Well, I don't know.|I'm not a dog, Sol.
{37301}{37332}Ask him.
{37358}{37402}It's like he's|a fucking homing beacon.
{37449}{37477}Steady on the brakes.
{37500}{37537}I thought you said|he could drive, Sol.
{37545}{37634}Don't worry about me. Just worry|about that dog on my seats.
{37642}{37676}All right?
{38174}{38198}What?
{38213}{38297}You said he was a getaway driver.|What the fuck can he get away from?
{38304}{38371}Don't worry about Tyrone.|He can move when he has to.
{38378}{38414}Worry about getting us a gun.
{38542}{38567}What's that?
{38591}{38651}This is a shotgun, Sol.
{38658}{38724}It's a fucking|anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
{38731}{38825}-I want to raise pulses, don't I?|-You'll raise hell, never mind pulses.
{39267}{39322}That does not look like a bookies.
{39330}{39429}Why'd we stop here? What's the|matter with that space over there?
{39439}{39480}It's too tight.
{39499}{39531}Too tight?
{39557}{39607}You could land a|jumbo-fucking-jet in there.
{39614}{39714}Leave him alone.|He's a natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?
{39722}{39758}Of course I am.
{40026}{40098}A natural fucking idiot.|Tyrone, what've you done?
{40106}{40153}Yeah, Tyrone, what have you done?
{40161}{40226}Look, you hassle me,|you see what happens.
{40233}{40290}It's all right.|No, don't move it now.
{40297}{40359}People'll see the damage.|Why'd you do that?
{40366}{40389}I didn't see it.
{40396}{40493}It's a four-ton truck. It's not like|it's a packet of fucking peanuts.
{40500}{40535}It was at a funny angle.
{40597}{40632}It's behind you, Tyrone.
{40639}{40696}Whenever you reverse,|things come from behind you.
{40713}{40767}Control that dog as well.
{40785}{40840}-Get that dog off him.|-Get it off me.
{40879}{40955}Give me that squeaky toy.|It shut him up last time.
{41050}{41073}Don't snatch.
{41128}{41166}He can't swallow the whole ball.
{41236}{41263}Yeah.
{41337}{41372}Why the fuck...
{41380}{41434}...did you put Gorgeous George...
{41442}{41504}...into a bare-knuckle boxing match...
{41512}{41565}...two days before|he had to fight The Bomber?
{41572}{41650}He was half his size.|I didn't expect him to get hurt.
{41657}{41756}You put the man into|a bare-knuckle boxing match.
{41769}{41820}What the fuck did you expect?
{41829}{41882}A grease-down and a shiatsu?
{41889}{41946}Who took the jam out of your doughnut?
{41954}{42011}You took the fucking jam|out of my doughnut.
{42018}{42050}You did.
{42126}{42150}You said get a good deal.
{42157}{42217}I fail to recognize|the correlation...
{42224}{42297}...between losing 10 grand,|hospitalizing Gorgeous...
{42304}{42334}...and a good deal.
{42349}{42393}How'll we explain this to Brick Top?
{42400}{42442}That his fight won't happen?
{42461}{42489}We replace the fighter.
{42496}{42539}Oh, and hope he doesn't notice?
{42546}{42590}Who the fuck will we|replace him with?
{42606}{42638}What about John The Gun?
{42669}{42703}Or Mad Fist Willy?
{42715}{42762}You're not Mr. Current Affairs,|are you?
{42777}{42816}Mad Fist went mad...
{42830}{42885}...and The Gun shot himself.
{43008}{43034}Jesus.
{43134}{43152}What?
{43159}{43205}Let's use the fucking pikey.
{43247}{43295}-How much you gonna pay us?|-10 K.
{43302}{43381}Me bollocks. Lose more|than that running for the bus.
{43579}{43605}All right.
{43638}{43682}I'll do it for a caravan.
{43704}{43726}A what?
{43733}{43760}A caravan.
{43767}{43852}-Top of the range and all that.|-It was us that wanted a caravan.
{43868}{43916}Anyway, what's wrong with this one?
{43923}{43972}It's not for me.|It's for me ma.
{44020}{44041}Your what?
{44048}{44074}His ma.
{44728}{44785}Brick Top runs an illegal bookies.
{44792}{44875}They take bets on anything|that involves blood and pain.
{44882}{44914}Now I'm changing fighters...
{44933}{45002}...and Brick Top's gonna|exploit the situation.
{45010}{45072}He's gonna pull my pants down,|grease me up...
{45079}{45132}...and aim for penetration.
{45140}{45191}If I didn't have|the replacement pikey...
{45198}{45252}...he'd want to split me in half.
{45343}{45398}They could charm the paint off walls,|these fellas.
{45592}{45645}Look mean now,|you hairy fucker, won't you?
{45690}{45744}Shits himself when|you put him in the ring.
{45751}{45812}Poke him with a stick,|you watch his bollocks grow.
{45836}{45879}Do you like a dog fight, Turkish?
{45911}{45953}We've lost Gorgeous George.
{46052}{46097}You're gonna have to repeat that.
{46118}{46171}We've lost Gorgeous George.
{46186}{46230}Well, where'd you lose him?
{46238}{46297}He ain't a set|of fucking car keys, is he?
{46305}{46367}And it's not as if he's|incon-fucking-spicuous, is it?
{46374}{46396}We're not backing out.
{46403}{46472}You bet your bollocks to|a barn dance you're not.
{46479}{46512}We're changing the fighter.
{46564}{46628}Oh, fuck me,|your lady friend got a voice?
{46635}{46686}Who are you changing him to,|sweetheart?
{46694}{46748}You won't know him, but he's mustard.
{46755}{46779}Mustard?
{46786}{46874}I don't care if he's|Muhammad "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee...
{46882}{46914}...you can't change fighters.
{46921}{46972}-You've still got your fight.|-No.
{46979}{47055}I lose all bets at the bookies.|You can't change fighters.
{47062}{47152}So, no, I don't have my fight,|do I, you fucking prat?
{47159}{47199}You can take bets at the fight.
{47211}{47268}Put a lead on her, Turkish,|before she gets bitten.
{47275}{47329}Do you want to get bitten, sweetheart?
{47466}{47522}Make sure your man goes down|in the fourth.
{47537}{47608}You understand me now,|don't you, Turkish?
{47646}{47701}This is the one place|I didn't want to be:
{47708}{47737}In his debt.
{47746}{47805}Which now means I'm in his pocket.
{47812}{47878}You're on thin-fucking-ice,|my pedigree chums.
{47894}{47948}And I shall be under it|when it breaks.
{47980}{48008}Now, fuck off.
{48217}{48284}Doug, where's Franky Four Fingers?
{48292}{48367}I don't know. I'm not his mother.|But I'm seeing him later.
{48374}{48435}-When later?|-He said he wanted cash.
{48443}{48513}So he's coming back|after he's been to a fight.
{48672}{48704}A fight?
{48714}{48813}What do you mean, a fight?|A boxing match?
{48827}{48931}-Is there gambling involved?|-It's a boxing match, Avi.
{48938}{48997}-Did he have a case with him?|-Yes, he had a case.
{49004}{49044}And this schmuck is gambling?
{49052}{49161}You're talking about Franky "I've got|a problem with gambling" Four Fingers.
{49168}{49205}Avi, I'm not telepathic.
{49212}{49261}You're plenty stupid,|I'll give you that.
{49269}{49330}Do you know why they call him|Franky Four Fingers?
{49337}{49368}I have no idea.
{49375}{49449}Because he makes stupid bets|with dangerous people.
{49457}{49519}When he doesn't pay up,|they give him the chop.
{49527}{49572}And I'm not talking about|his fucking foreskin.
{49579}{49612}I'm sure he can pay.
{49620}{49707}Not with my goods. Got a toothbrush?|We're going to London.
{49715}{49769}Do you hear that?|I'm coming to London!
{49884}{49956}-Avi!|-Shut up and sit down, you bald fuck!
{50021}{50072}I don't like leaving my own country...
{50079}{50177}...especially leaving it for anything|less than warm, sandy beaches...
{50184}{50244}...and cocktails|with little straw hats.
{50264}{50305}We've got sandy beaches.
{50312}{50355}So who the fuck wants to see them?
{50362}{50454}I hope you can appreciate the concern|I have for my friend Franky.
{50461}{50516}I'll find him,|and you'll help me find him.
{50524}{50568}And we'll start at that fight.
{50623}{50666}How am I gonna get it out?
{50679}{50713}It will probably cough it up.
{50720}{50749}Will he be all right?
{50758}{50786}I hope not.
{50793}{50867}-Are we gonna rob this bookies?|-Yes, big man.
{50874}{50898}Why are we waiting?
{50906}{50994}We are waiting for a man with|four fingers, carrying a briefcase.
{51001}{51019}And why's that?
{51026}{51142}Because the deal is, the Russian|gets the case, we get the money.
{51149}{51183}What's in the case?
{51190}{51291}For fuck's sake, Tyrone, just|concentrate on the steering wheel.
{51334}{51357}Jesus.
{51364}{51441}-Private night tonight, chaps.|-I'm well aware of that, my son.
{51448}{51488}That's why we're here.
{51514}{51559}Well done. This is the back way in.
{51567}{51638}Oh, really?|I thought it was the front.
{51660}{51735}-Private night tonight, chaps.|-We know. That's why we're here.
{51752}{51778}Tickets.
{51786}{51841}Are we ever gonna get into this place?
{51849}{51916}Avi, Avi, you gotta understand.
{51924}{51990}This ain't exactly Vegas,|and this ain't exactly legal.
{51997}{52064}I'm not looking for Vegas|or for legal.
{52072}{52113}I'm looking for Franky.
{52121}{52204}I know that,|and he said he's gonna be here.
{52212}{52276}-If there's gambling, he'll be here.|-Let's not have a fuck-up.
{52283}{52314}You won't let us down.
{52322}{52414}He's going down in the fourth,|don't you worry about that.
{52506}{52529}Is that him?
{52536}{52587}I don't know.|How many fingers did he have?
{52594}{52642}Sorry, I didn't get|the binoculars out in time.
{52649}{52714}Let's not stand on ceremony.|Let's start the show.
{53104}{53144}Do you know who|this bookies belongs to?
{53151}{53222}If you know what's good for you|you'll give me everything--
{53356}{53390}What are you doing?
{53397}{53453}What does it look like|I'm doing up here?
{53507}{53574}This is starting to hurt, Solomon.
{53582}{53635}Drop the screen now.
{53713}{53738}How you doing, Vince?
{53745}{53801}I'd do a lot better|if you'd stop using my name.
{53808}{53856}-Fill that bag.|-All bets are off.
{53871}{53952}I am not in here|to make a fucking bet.
{53959}{53986}Appreciated...
{53993}{54037}...but all bets...
{54075}{54107}...are...
{54115}{54141}...off.
{54174}{54253}If all bets are off, then there|can't be any money, can there?
{54289}{54339}I ain't fucking buying that.
{54347}{54428}That's handy because I ain't|fucking selling it. It's a fact.
{54454}{54486}What have you got?
{54530}{54566}Nothing, really.
{54617}{54652}A few coins, but no notes.
{54722}{54744}Show me your hands.
{54808}{54836}You've got five fingers.
{54918}{54941}Copper coins.
{54966}{55033}What do you mean,|copper-fucking-coins?
{55245}{55335}It won't open|because it's a security door.
{55342}{55368}Hold that.
{55587}{55619}My leg.
{55686}{55774}What are you moaning about?|It didn't even touch it.
{55973}{56012}We're fucked.
{56184}{56237}What the fuck are you two doing?
{56345}{56370}Get us out of here.
{56516}{56577}Tyrone, what are you doing?|Get us out of here!
{56763}{56827}Who the fuck is this man, Tyrone?
{56908}{56987}He's a man with four fingers|and a briefcase, Vinny.
{57041}{57076}In the red corner...
{57084}{57142}...we have the young|and unchallenged....
{57149}{57250}So, Mickey, you're going down|in the fourth. Is that clear?
{57258}{57296}Just make sure he doesn't kill me.
{57313}{57394}So give it up|for the bone-crunching...
{57401}{57451}...one-punch machine gun...
{57459}{57502}...Mickey!
{57625}{57676}And in the other corner....
{57709}{57758}Now, I know he looks|like a fat fucker--
{57766}{57834}Well, he is a fat fucker,|but he's dirty and he's dangerous.
{57841}{57956}Bomber "The Mad Man" Harris!
{58022}{58071}Now, try and look like a fighter.
{58078}{58136}Let's get ready...
{58143}{58192}...to rumble!
{59001}{59084}Do you realize I'm|fucking forty grand down?
{59092}{59119}What's the fucking crack?
{59126}{59190}-I'll make it up to you.|-I ain't happy.
{59197}{59277}I'll make it up to you, I promise.|Stand on me.
{59284}{59356}Oh, that fucking pikey's|put me in it.
{59400}{59450}Thanks for the tip, Brick Top.
{59457}{59530}Listen, you fucking fringe,|if I throw a dog a bone...
{59537}{59570}...I don't want to know|if it tastes good.
{59577}{59696}Stop me again whilst I'm walking and|I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.
{60221}{60289}-He's here.|-Well, you explain it to him.
{60465}{60529}-What you doing?|-The case was attached to his arm.
{60536}{60591}So why didn't you chop it off?
{60599}{60651}We ain't fucking butchers, Boris.
{60659}{60689}But he has the case.
{60696}{60758}Look, we--|Well, you have a problem.
{60785}{60842}There weren't much cash|at the bookies.
{60866}{60893}Okay.
{60926}{60963}Here is the 10 grand.
{60971}{61039}No. Keep it. We want this.
{61050}{61109}Well, at least half of this.
{61123}{61183}What was in the case was mine.
{61190}{61268}What was in the bookies was yours.|Okay?
{61276}{61366}It wasn't much, but here is|the 10 large to help the situation.
{61374}{61414}No, I'm afraid|it's too late for that.
{61421}{61504}We want half of this, and that's|because we're being generous.
{61512}{61608}We could, by all rights, keep|the whole fucking stone, Boris.
{61841}{61872}Watch out!
{61931}{61972}Drop the gun, fat boy.
{62066}{62152}You fucking idiots.|He could not know my name.
{62181}{62220}Give me the stone.
{62247}{62305}-It's in the case.|-What?
{62342}{62363}It's in the case.
{62370}{62407}You put the stone in the case?
{62443}{62480}Open it and give me the stone.
{62510}{62603}The only man who knew|the combination, you just shot.
{63316}{63407}Now, it's not too clever to hang|about after Mickey's performance.
{63414}{63532}Brick Top, in short, will be looking|to kill Tommy, Mickey and myself.
{63539}{63624}I know he's looking for us,|but I don't have a choice.
{63645}{63742}I'm happy to leave the country,|but I need money to do so.
{63749}{63839}But any money I have is in the safe,|which is in the office.
{63846}{63886}Once I have that, it's--
{63894}{63918}Oink, oink.
{63936}{63963}Shit.
{64019}{64061}So that's where you keep the sugar.
{64106}{64176}What brings you two here?|Run out of pants to sniff?
{64218}{64259}That sounds like hostility,|doesn't it?
{64266}{64321}And we don't like hostility,|do we, Errol?
{64344}{64374}No, we don't, John.
{64662}{64711}I just had them polished.
{64849}{64895}Go and put the kettle on.
{64979}{65060}-You take sugar?|-No, thank you, Turkish.
{65081}{65123}I'm sweet enough.
{65335}{65382}He's now your problem.
{65419}{65447}Okay?
{65639}{65736}You can keep the 10 grand,|along with the body...
{65743}{65817}...but if I see you again,|you motherfuckers....
{65897}{65929}Well, look at him.
{66103}{66178}I've got a bare-knuckle fight|in a couple of days.
{66185}{66212}I want to use the pikey.
{66251}{66282}All right. Of course.
{66290}{66342}Of course, fucking of course.
{66350}{66407}I wasn't asking, I was telling.
{66434}{66459}But this time...
{66480}{66570}...I do want him to go down|in the fourth.
{66594}{66690}And I do mean it, this time.
{66944}{67021}Now, I know you come back here|to open your safe.
{67077}{67126}So now you can open it.
{67136}{67191}Turkish has been a busy|little bastard.
{67198}{67239}I think he's got away with enough.
{67247}{67342}Thinking can get you into trouble,|Errol. I shouldn't do so much of it.
{67350}{67394}That takes care of one little piggy.
{67401}{67468}Now find me the silly sods|who blagged the bookies.
{67476}{67504}Find them today.
{67961}{68019}Top of the morning|to you, Mrs. O'Neil.
{68040}{68065}Tommy.
{68097}{68174}You're a snake in the grass,|ain't you? Where'd they come from?
{68181}{68234}You're looking for my boy, are you?
{68241}{68299}-Do you know where I can find him?|-Yeah.
{68330}{68376}Would you like|to share that information?
{68383}{68440}I don't want you getting|my boy into trouble.
{68471}{68548}He's my only boy.|And he's a good boy.
{68589}{68619}He's coursing.
{68675}{68711}What's coursing?
{68725}{68746}Hare coursing.
{68768}{68861}They set two lurchers--|They're dogs, before you ask.
{68883}{68920}On a hare.
{68937}{69009}And the hare has to outrun the dogs.
{69016}{69064}So, what if it doesn't?
{69097}{69179}Well, the big rabbit gets fucked,|doesn't it?
{69266}{69304}Proper fucked?
{69322}{69353}Yeah, Tommy.
{69364}{69416}Before "zee" Germans get there.
{69496}{69526}Do you know these tits, Errol?
{69529}{69561}I know a lot of tits...
{69564}{69628}...but I don't know any|as fucking stupid as these two.
{69636}{69663}John?
{69691}{69723}I can't help, guv.
{69841}{69871}Tyrone.
{69878}{69945}You silly, fat bastard.
{69982}{70024}-Do you want to do it?|-That depends.
{70031}{70053}On what?
{70060}{70128}On you buying this caravan.
{70135}{70191}Not the rouge one. The rose.
{70205}{70257}-It's not the same caravan.|-Not the same fight.
{70264}{70310}It's twice the size of the last one.
{70317}{70387}The fight is twice the size.|And me ma needs a caravan.
{70394}{70464}I like to look after me ma.|It's a fair deal. Take it.
{70471}{70564}You're lucky we aren't worm food|after your last performance.
{70576}{70650}Buying a tart's mobile palace|is a little fucking rich.
{70720}{70791}I wasn't calling your mum a tart.|I just meant....
{70800}{70852}Save your breath for cooling|your porridge.
{71045}{71143}Right. And she's terrible|partial to the periwinkle blue.
{71198}{71231}Have I made myself clear?
{71282}{71338}Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey.
{71347}{71423}Just give me one minute|to confer with my colleague.
{71536}{71588}Did you understand a word|of what he said?
{71657}{71685}I'll tell you what.
{71729}{71755}Fucker.
{71770}{71805}I'll bet you for it.
{71820}{71843}You'll what?
{71850}{71880}He'll bet you for it.
{71894}{71964}What, like Tommy did last time?|Do me a favour?
{71971}{72005}I'll do you a favour.
{72012}{72076}You have first bet.|If I win, I get a caravan...
{72082}{72131}...and the boys get|a pair of them shoes.
{72183}{72224}If I lose...
{72278}{72349}...fuck it, I'll do the fight|for free.
{72396}{72464}The last thing I really|want to do is bet a pikey.
{72471}{72521}However, I don't really|have much of a choice.
{72538}{72614}Somehow I've got to get him to fight,|but if I lose....
{72621}{72694}Well, I don't even want|to think about losing.
{72710}{72796}Okay. I reckon the hare gets fucked.
{72803}{72849}What? Proper fucked?
{72905}{72944}You got that, London?
{72951}{72974}We're on!
{74707}{74774}I'll fucking tell you!|Get those off me.
{74791}{74831}I'll tell you|who robbed your bookies.
{75241}{75305}Periwinkle blue. Bye, boys.
{75353}{75409}Who's proper fucked now, then?
{75451}{75501}There's something very wrong|with this.
{75509}{75585}It was us that wanted|to buy a caravan off of him.
{75606}{75714}Well, why didn't you "bust a cap|in his ass" then, Tommy?
{75728}{75803}Mind you, you'd do more damage|if you threw it at him.
{75810}{75869}What? You saying I can't shoot?
{75876}{75960}Oh, no, Tommy.|I wasn't saying you can't shoot.
{75968}{76010}I know you can't shoot.
{76018}{76120}What we're saying is, that piece|of shit stuck in your trousers...
{76128}{76173}...would do more damage|if you fed it to him.
{76180}{76215}You saying the gun don't work?
{76223}{76253}You tried it?
{76385}{76404}Whoops.
{76465}{76537}I want to see|that sneaky fucking Russian.
{76549}{76607}Why's he got a tea cosy on his head?
{76615}{76659}To keep his head warm.
{76666}{76724}-What happened to him?|-He got shot in the face.
{76731}{76764}I thought that was obvious.
{76771}{76826}What'd you do that for?|You mistake him for a rabbit?
{76833}{76891}-What do you want me to do?|-Sort it out.
{76898}{76965}-I'm not a witch doctor.|-But you are a bad boy yardie...
{76972}{77039}...and bad boy yardies should know how|to get rid of bodies.
{77046}{77111}I create the bodies,|I don't erase the bodies.
{77276}{77305}We're in, governor.
{77355}{77397}Goody gumdrops.
{77406}{77460}Get us a cup of tea,|would you, Errol?
{77506}{77529}Grab hold of his legs.
{77536}{77604}What do you think|I'm gonna grab him by, his ears?
{77856}{77918}Hope this is not a bad moment.
{78037}{78067}Do you know who I am?
{78128}{78159}I do.
{78330}{78402}Good. That will save me|some time, then.
{78444}{78479}Well, I don't.
{78666}{78772}You're always gonna have problems|lifting a body in one piece.
{78783}{78830}Apparently, the best thing to do...
{78838}{78948}...is cut up a corpse into six pieces|and pile it all together.
{78971}{79032}Would someone mind telling me,|who are you?
{79039}{79108}When you got your six pieces,|you gotta get rid of them.
{79115}{79197}It's no good leaving it in the freezer|for your mum to discover.
{79338}{79422}Then I hear the best thing|to do is feed them to pigs.
{79461}{79510}You gotta starve the pigs|for a few days...
{79517}{79593}...then the chopped-up body|will look like curry to a pisshead.
{79631}{79714}You gotta shave the heads of your|victims and pull the teeth out...
{79721}{79763}...for the piggies' digestion.
{79771}{79818}You could do this afterwards,|of course...
{79825}{79882}...but you don't want|to sieve through pigshit, do you?
{79908}{79999}They will go through bone like butter.
{80012}{80102}You need at least 16 pigs|to finish the job in one sitting...
{80110}{80204}...so be wary of any man|who keeps a pig farm.
{80211}{80287}They will go through a body|that weighs 200 pounds...
{80295}{80339}...in about eight minutes.
{80346}{80383}That means that a single pig...
{80391}{80478}...can consume two pounds|of uncooked flesh...
{80486}{80532}...every minute.
{80548}{80594}Hence the expression...
{80601}{80679}..."as greedy as a pig."
{80772}{80874}Well, thank you for that.|That's a great weight off me mind.
{80881}{80956}Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me|who the fuck you are...
{80963}{81031}...apart from someone who feeds people|to pigs, of course.
{81134}{81179}Do you know what "nemesis" means?
{81285}{81367}"A righteous infliction|of retribution...
{81375}{81466}...manifested by an|appropriate agent."
{81478}{81596}Personified, in this case,|by a horrible cunt:
{81609}{81642}Me.
{81831}{81862}Gentlemen....
{82604}{82665}Why can't you find me Franky, Doug?
{82674}{82780}Avi, what do you want me to do?|I'm not a bounty hunter.
{82822}{82850}What about Tony?
{82857}{82884}Bullet-Tooth Tony.
{82892}{82911}Who's Bullet-Tooth--
{82918}{82965}-Tony!|-You silly fuck.
{82972}{82996}He's a liability.
{83003}{83054}He'd find Moses and the burning bush.
{83061}{83094}You are gonna die, Tony!
{83101}{83177}He got shot six times,|had the bullets moulded into gold.
{83199}{83240}I shoot you, you go down!
{83248}{83313}He has two in his teeth|that Dad did, so he loves Dad.
{83340}{83384}Why don't you fucking die?
{83391}{83453}-He's the best chance you got.|-Six times?
{83492}{83524}In one sitting.
{83544}{83584}You're in trouble now.
{83625}{83677}Sounds promising.|What are we waiting for?
{83981}{84006}Bonjour.
{84090}{84144}What's so fucking important?
{84151}{84202}Why do you think|we've got a dead man...
{84209}{84275}-...missing an arm in our office?|-Talk to me, tell me.
{84282}{84324}You give us four days...
{84332}{84418}...I'll get you a stone the size|of a fucking home. I kid you not.
{84425}{84453}What do you think, Errol?
{84461}{84536}I think we should drip-dry them,|while we got the chance.
{84543}{84595}It was a rhetorical question, Errol.
{84603}{84664}What have I told you about thinking?
{84680}{84731}-You got 48 hours.|-Yeah.
{84738}{84816}You can keep that silly, fat wanker.|The lads can't lift him.
{84823}{84851}Forty-eight hours.
{84859}{84892}After that it's your family...
{84900}{84966}...and the pigs finish|what the dogs don't do.
{85023}{85119}So, what should I call you?|Should I call you "Bullet"? "Tooth"?
{85126}{85164}Call me "Susan"|if it makes you happy.
{85171}{85252}Tony, there is a man|I'd like you to find.
{85259}{85346}That depends on all the elements|in the equation. How many are there?
{85353}{85372}Forty thousand.
{85447}{85485}Where was he last seen?
{85509}{85529}At a bookies.
{85544}{85575}Bookies?
{85631}{85675}Pass us the blower, Susi.
{85773}{85846}-Bookies got blagged last night.|-Blagged? Speak English.
{85853}{85965}This country spawned the language,|and nobody seems to speak it.
{85973}{86004}Blagged, robbed.
{86011}{86066}We'll see a man|that may know something.
{86073}{86114}I need a gun.
{86122}{86194}You don't, Rosebud, me old son.|You need me.
{86256}{86311}I got fucking black ink all|over fuck boy.
{86319}{86367}He's stained for fucking life.
{86375}{86439}That and the golden teeth as well.|Fucking hell--
{86445}{86476}All right, Mullet?
{86596}{86637}How you doing?|You all right, mate?
{86658}{86689}Nice tie.
{86696}{86734}I heard you weren't about that much.
{86741}{86817}Still warm, the blood|that courses through my veins.
{86836}{86875}Unlike yours, Mullet.
{86895}{86932}Who blagged Brick Top's bookies?
{86940}{87016}-Do me a favour, Tone.|-I will do you a favour, Mullet.
{87023}{87112}I'll not bash the fuck out of you|in front of all your girlfriends.
{87135}{87219}Gonna make it worth my while, mate?|Jesus, you know how it is, man.
{87322}{87359}Comfortable, Mullet?
{87370}{87439}It's sadly ironic it's that tie|that's got you into this pickle.
{87446}{87512}Now, you take all|the time you want, mate.
{87524}{87567}What the fuck you doing, Tone?
{87574}{87635}Driving down the street|with your head in my window.
{87656}{87737}-What you think I'm doing?|-Well, don't, Tone.
{87766}{87811}You been using dog shit|for toothpaste?
{87818}{87847}Slow down, Tone.
{87855}{87903}Slow down, Tony!
{87910}{87970}I don't think so.|I think I'll speed up.
{88007}{88054}Play some music if you like.
{88103}{88133}I love this track.
{88165}{88226}I want to know who blagged|Brick Top's bookies.
{88241}{88267}Yes, Mullet?
{88276}{88404}I think it's two black guys that work|from a pawn shop in Smith Street.
{88411}{88452}Better not be telling me porky pies.
{88459}{88587}I tell you, it's two black guys work|out of a pawnshop on Smith Street.
{88600}{88650}It's very effective, Tony.
{88658}{88705}It's not too subtle, but effective.
{88746}{88779}Are we taking him with us?
{89002}{89028}It's the Russian.
{89056}{89079}A Russian?
{89086}{89148}To be technical he's an Uzbekistanian.
{89156}{89263}Uzbekistanian? I've been dealing|with those sneaky Russian dogs.
{89286}{89323}-Give me a name.|-Yurinov.
{89331}{89362}Boris.
{89376}{89412}-Boris The Blade?|-Yeah.
{89420}{89487}As in Boris The Bullet-Dodger?
{89525}{89581}Why do they call him|The Bullet-Dodger?
{89606}{89662}Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
{89708}{89779}He won't fight unless|we buy his mum a caravan...
{89785}{89820}...and you nicked all our savings.
{89832}{89932}In the quiet words|of the Virgin Mary, come again?
{89955}{90047}He's a stubborn bastard. He said|he's got to look after his mum.
{90054}{90109}-Are you taking the piss?|-What can I do?
{90116}{90167}I can't make him do it, can I?
{90174}{90248}You're not much good to me alive|are you, Turkish?
{90371}{90465}He's a useless shite, that boy.|Punish him for me, Errol.
{90498}{90550}I want that pikey to fight.
{91141}{91215}Brick Top thought smashing up|our arcade...
{91223}{91294}...might help me|to persuade Mickey to fight.
{91324}{91370}And if that wasn't enough...
{91381}{91435}...he thought it would be|a good idea...
{91451}{91507}...to burn Mickey's mum's caravan.
{91549}{91584}While she was asleep in it.
{92956}{93005}Turkish, get your arse up.
{93023}{93043}You lot...
{93061}{93120}...follow me|and I'll fucking shoot you.
{93146}{93214}Calm down, son. Behave yourself.
{93222}{93315}I've got the gun, son.|I think it's you who should behave.
{93331}{93355}What?
{93374}{93430}You want to see|if I've got the minerals?
{93881}{93912}Jesus.
{93919}{93953}Sorry, Mickey.
{93987}{94018}Did you do it?
{94142}{94178}Then what are you sorry for?
{94207}{94265}-What are you two doing here?|-Come back!
{94272}{94339}-You got some tars on you.|-Fuck off, Darren.
{94363}{94394}Fuck off!
{94568}{94614}How silly do I feel?
{94627}{94689}His mum is still smoking|next to us...
{94696}{94744}...and I'm asking him to fight.
{94778}{94840}I'll do the fight before he causes|any more carnage.
{94856}{94898}And if he'd said no...
{94906}{94962}...it could've been|a shite sight worse.
{95106}{95142}Russians.
{95274}{95306}Russians.
{95314}{95347}I should've known.
{95354}{95447}Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts.
{95454}{95502}What do you know about this goyim?
{95518}{95556}Ex-KGB cancer.
{95574}{95626}He was a highly trained|undercover agent.
{95633}{95689}He'll be impossible to track down.
{95712}{95735}Yeah.
{95742}{95828}There's a strange man who wants|to sell us an 84-carat stone.
{95835}{95895}-Where's he from?|-I don't know. Hard to tell.
{95902}{95932}He's got a thick Russian accent.
{96236}{96339}Well, what was I supposed to do?|He set the dogs on me. Look.
{96357}{96440}That sneaky fucking Russian!|No wonder he didn't want to do it.
{96447}{96505}First things first. One of us...
{96519}{96635}...Tyrone, you go to the Russian's.|The second you see him, call us.
{96649}{96675}Now.
{96816}{96894}He's a right handful,|this fella, so watch out.
{96901}{96975}I hate Russians.|I'll take care of him.
{96982}{97021}All yours, Rosebud, old son.
{97045}{97088}Not a problem.
{97133}{97172}Get me to a doctor.
{97179}{97245}Shoot that fuck!|Then, get me to a doctor.
{97253}{97297}Okay, but first we get the stone.
{97304}{97354}First the stone. Then a doctor.
{97361}{97429}And not just any doctor, boychik.|A nice Jewish doctor.
{97436}{97485}Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!
{97585}{97647}Get his keys|and find out where the stone is.
{97655}{97759}-I think you got something to tell us.|-Take it easy, Rosebud.
{97766}{97819}Do you want him to be able|to talk or not?
{97826}{97882}What the fuck do you mean, replicas?
{97889}{97974}They look the shit, don't they?|And nobody is gonna argue.
{97981}{98045}I've got extra loud blanks,|just in case.
{98071}{98137}In case we have|to deafen them to death?
{98269}{98323}-Yeah.|-Boris is here.
{98330}{98403}-We're coming over. Hold him there.|-Hold on!
{98410}{98434}He's not on his own!
{98586}{98614}We're off.
{98726}{98784}Very industrious for a Cossack.
{98989}{99050}Sneaky fucking Russian.
{99140}{99163}So, where is he?
{99170}{99232}It's not just he.|Three fellas went in the house.
{99239}{99310}-They locked Boris in the car.|-Why didn't you tell us that?
{99352}{99376}Did they look hard?
{99384}{99411}They looked messy.
{99418}{99485}-Let's get out of here.|-What about the Russian?
{99493}{99534}I want you to bury him.
{99550}{99573}All right.
{99615}{99667}I think we should get you a new gun.
{99675}{99719}But this time, try it.
{99727}{99772}How far to the Russian's?
{99779}{99815}Be there in a minute.
{99964}{100017}-Come on, then.|-No, no, not so fast, Vinny.
{100024}{100093}We can't take them now.|We're gonna have to follow them.
{100134}{100192}You shouldn't drink|that stuff, anyway.
{100200}{100236}Why? What's wrong with it?
{100243}{100312}-It's not in sync with evolution.|-Shut up.
{100319}{100351}How do we get rid of him?
{100358}{100415}-Do you want to shoot him?|-It's a little noisy.
{100422}{100490}-Do you want to stab him?|-That's a little cold-blooded.
{100497}{100581}-Do you want to kill him or not?|-I'll cut him. I got a blade.
{100588}{100620}That's the spirit.
{100627}{100661}Do they fire?
{100669}{100696}Of course they fire.
{100703}{100753}But how do you know?|They're replicas.
{100760}{100806}What do you know about replicas?
{100912}{100958}What the fuck are you doing, Solomon?
{100965}{101016}You wanted to know|whether they worked.
{101023}{101137}I didn't mean try it in the car,|Sol, you arsehole!
{101145}{101204}What are you gonna do with that,|pick his teeth?
{101211}{101298}Wipe the butter off and put it away.|There's a proper blade back there.
{101305}{101385}Cows have only been domesticated|in the last 8000 years.
{101392}{101450}Before, they were running|around mad as lorries.
{101457}{101553}The human digestive system hasn't|got used to any dairy products yet.
{101561}{101628}Well, fuck me, Tommy.|What have you been reading?
{101635}{101680}Let me do you a favour.
{101804}{101827}Whoops.
{101834}{101867}You. Want a knife?
{101874}{101924}No, not me.|I wouldn't know what to do.
{101931}{101982}It's a knife, for God's sake.
{101989}{102043}What's kept your fork company|all these years?
{102051}{102128}The sharp side, the blunt side.|What do you want, a lesson?
{102666}{102690}Is that Boris?
{103121}{103185}Oh, Tyrone, what have you done?
{103219}{103251}What about Rosebud?
{103258}{103325}Well, you can bring him|with you if you like.
{103359}{103393}But which bit would you like?
{103503}{103526}They're getting out.
{103554}{103604}Get down and follow them.
{103612}{103658}Cover yourself up, Avi.
{103665}{103696}You're making a scene.
{103704}{103764}I'm sorry for causing a scene, Tony.
{103781}{103848}Whoa, you are not taking|that dog with you, Vince.
{103856}{103889}I can't leave him in here, can I?
{104060}{104106}Pint of the black stuff, landlord.
{104146}{104240}I thought you wanted to get|cleaned up. Bathroom's back there.
{104249}{104335}-He's left the door open.|-Shouldn't think that's a good idea.
{104342}{104374}Should we go in?
{104381}{104463}I don't want to go in there.|He's a dangerous bastard.
{104471}{104566}Taken too many disco biscuits|in the heat of Russian disputations.
{104574}{104655}He's got as many of these nuts|as he has those nuts.
{104664}{104730}I don't care if|he's got fucking hazelnuts.
{104738}{104825}I want a gun that works,|and I'm gonna tell him.
{104841}{104928}My God, Tommy, you certainly|got those minerals.
{104936}{105023}Well, come on, then|before "zee" Germans get here.
{105030}{105082}You just tell him who's in charge.
{105227}{105255}Boris--
{105385}{105412}You certainly told him.
{105584}{105628}The Drowning Trout.
{105679}{105711}Come and pick us up.
{105719}{105743}And Doug...
{105772}{105808}...sharpish.
{106295}{106362}I don't want a fuss or to put|a bullet in your face...
{106370}{106454}...but unless you give me what|I want there will be fucking murders.
{106525}{106545}What's your name?
{106572}{106590}Shoot him.
{106767}{106854}Let go of the gun!
{106997}{107077}So, you're obviously the big dick...
{107098}{107164}...and that, on either side of you,|are your balls.
{107191}{107239}There are two types of balls:
{107258}{107351}There are big brave balls,|and there are little faggot balls.
{107358}{107417}These are your last words|so make them a prayer.
{107432}{107484}Dicks have drive|and clarity of vision...
{107515}{107551}...but they're not clever.
{107564}{107637}They smell pussy and they want|a piece of the action.
{107661}{107737}And you thought you smelled|some good old pussy...
{107746}{107821}...and have brought your|two little faggot balls along...
{107829}{107910}...for a good old time. But|you've got your parties muddled up.
{107953}{107989}There's no pussy here...
{108015}{108097}...just a dose that'll make you wish|you were born a woman.
{108115}{108154}Like a prick...
{108180}{108216}...you're having second thoughts.
{108242}{108284}You're shrinking.
{108307}{108371}And your two little balls|are shrinking with you.
{108399}{108486}The fact that you've got "Replica"|written on the side of your gun...
{108605}{108712}...and the fact that|I've got "Desert Eagle .50"...
{108778}{108820}...written on the side of mine...
{108936}{108980}...should precipitate...
{109009}{109100}...your balls into shrinking,|along with your presence.
{109157}{109180}Now...
{109248}{109280}...fuck off.
{109652}{109686}Lock the door.
{109694}{109723}Lock it!
{109866}{109895}Give me the case.
{109916}{109952}Fuck you.
{109977}{110000}Shoot me.
{110010}{110058}I will. I'll shoot you.
{110304}{110371}Pass me case or I shoot you.
{110397}{110432}You know what?
{110440}{110463}Fuck you too.
{110477}{110557}Go ahead and shoot me. You'd be doing|me a favour, you Russian fuck.
{110564}{110628}You! Drop guns.
{110646}{110664}Fuck you!
{110677}{110718}You drop your gun!
{110752}{110780}Okay.
{110805}{110828}Avi...
{110839}{110862}...pull your socks up!
{111180}{111266}-Tyrone?|-Fuck it. We're out of here.
{111295}{111331}Give me case.
{111637}{111665}Avi...
{111689}{111741}-...where's the case?|-Put the gun away.
{111780}{111819}What's Boris doing here?
{111849}{111895}Boris, what are you doing here?
{111902}{111948}Fuck you!
{112155}{112188}Where's the case?
{112224}{112285}-You piece of crap.|-Don't take the piss, Boris.
{112292}{112343}I'll show you.
{112429}{112466}Fuck you!
{112562}{112611}Almost had it.
{112619}{112661}For fuck's sake.
{112763}{112809}Fuck you and all.
{112850}{112914}You lucky bastard.
{113055}{113112}Jeez, it's flawless.
{113129}{113195}Don't get attached to it.|It's going to Brick Top.
{113204}{113234}Leave the dog here.
{113241}{113351}-Sol, why don't we just leave?|-Because life's too short, Vincent...
{113358}{113425}...and it'll get a lot shorter|if Brick Top wishes.
{113433}{113513}-Now leave that dog here.|-I'm gonna leave the dog here.
{113520}{113538}Don't worry about it!
{113545}{113635}And if that pikey mutt does|any damage, you're gonna pay.
{113679}{113698}It's okay.
{113724}{113765}Sit down. Down.
{113883}{113956}I don't want to go in there.|You'll never see me again.
{113963}{114016}Well, we won't if you don't.
{114035}{114084}All right, you give me the stone...
{114092}{114184}...and I will give it|to Brick Top. Yeah?
{114192}{114288}All right. Give me a minute.|It's a bit fiddly.
{114381}{114408}Why is it down there?
{114435}{114505}Well, I put it down there|in case we got mugged.
{114512}{114554}You ain't from this planet, are you?
{114566}{114655}Who is gonna mug two black fellas|holding pistols...
{114662}{114750}...sat in a car that's worth less|than your shirt?
{114815}{114908}Bullet-Tooth Tony and his friend,|Desert Eagle .50.
{114918}{114974}What have they got to do|with anything?
{114982}{115033}They're both staring straight at me.
{115109}{115210}You should never underestimate|the predictability of stupidity.
{115220}{115244}Now, out of the car.
{115258}{115306}And leave your water pistols behind.
{115329}{115416}Look, just tell him the stone's back|at the office.
{115424}{115460}I'll think of something.
{115575}{115597}Why's he sweating?
{115655}{115679}Oh, never mind.
{115687}{115746}Tommy, why is your skin leaking?
{115753}{115853}-I'm a little worried, actually.|-Worried about what?
{115872}{115959}What happens if the gypsy knocks|the other man out?
{115967}{116011}I mean, he's done it before,|hasn't he?
{116019}{116113}We get murdered before we leave the|building, and we get fed to the pigs.
{116138}{116229}I'm glad to see you're climbing|the walls in fucking anxiety.
{116273}{116369}Pardon my cynicism,|but I don't exactly trust the pikey.
{116377}{116428}Don't think I haven't thunk|about that one.
{116435}{116522}It's his mum's funeral tonight.|God bless her.
{116589}{116657}You know those gypsies|like a drink at a wake.
{116664}{116746}I'm not worried about whether Mickey|knocks the other man out.
{116753}{116825}I'm worried about whether he makes it|to the fourth round.
{116832}{116894}What if he doesn't make it|to the fourth round?
{116901}{116956}We get murdered before leaving|the building...
{116963}{117039}...and I imagine we get fed|to the pigs.
{117092}{117138}So why are you so calm?
{117163}{117216}-I said--|-I heard what you said, Tommy!
{117234}{117298}It's not as though we've got a choice,|now, is it?
{117305}{117377}You show me how to control|a wild fucking gypsy...
{117385}{117491}...and I'll show you how to control|an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.
{117520}{117581}Bollocks! I'm going for a walk.
{118540}{118577}Oh, that fucking dog!
{118613}{118649}Go on, get the dog.
{118672}{118749}-It's a bit funky in here, isn't it?|-Open a window.
{118947}{118999}You people live like animals.
{119013}{119052}Now, where's the stone?
{119060}{119111}-Come on, where is it?|-It's over here.
{119118}{119191}-Where? Where?|-I left it in a box.
{119320}{119341}It's empty.
{119348}{119421}I'm getting heartburn.|Tony, do something terrible.
{119445}{119494}No, I'm being serious!
{119501}{119559}The dog. The dog must have had it.
{119650}{119731}Now then, let's have a look,|shall we? Tony.
{119765}{119826}-What?|-Look in the dog.
{119864}{119930}-You mean, "look in the dog"?|-I mean, open him up.
{120037}{120114}It's not a tin of baked beans.|What do you mean, open him up?
{120121}{120168}You know what I mean.
{120231}{120254}That's a bit strong.
{120303}{120327}I don't know about this.
{120366}{120405}No, you can't do this.
{120471}{120503}It's fucking squeaking!
{120510}{120607}You never heard a dog squeak before?|Give me that goddamn gun!
{120671}{120710}I'm shooting the dog!
{120909}{120947}Shoot the fucking dog!
{121208}{121272}You sneaky fucking bastard.
{121561}{121584}Thank God for that.
{121837}{121915}I hate fucking dogs!|Come on, Tony.
{121987}{122026}Tony, come on!
{122227}{122256}Tony?
{122550}{122615}-Anything to declare?|-Yeah. Don't go to England.
{122681}{122772}That dog is gonna go back|to the campsite. It always does.
{122780}{122828}How's the dog gonna find the campsite?
{122836}{122888}Have you smelled the campsite, Sol?
{122896}{122965}All right. But we have|to wait until it gets light.
{122972}{123017}And we have to get rid|of these bodies.
{123024}{123102}That one with the tea cosy|on his head's starting to stink.
{123110}{123231}Right. Let's stick them in the car,|and then go and look for a pig farm.
{123309}{123340}Mickey.
{123391}{123417}Mickey!
{123482}{123525}You feeling all right, Mickey?
{123595}{123621}Need a drink.
{123688}{123720}You can't give him a drink!
{123728}{123774}It's not for him. It's for me.
{123910}{123957}Ah, mates. Amen.
{124125}{124231}He's a hard bastard, this Good Night|Anderson, so pay attention.
{124256}{124288}All right, Mickey?
{124307}{124338}Mickey!
{124446}{124488}Need to have a shite!
{124517}{124630}If you see the pikey, Turkish or|his girlfriend come out before me...
{124637}{124686}...shoot the bastards.
{124740}{124801}Well, come on.|We got a fight to go to.
{124972}{125004}All right, Tom.
{125028}{125126}-Hope we get a better show this time.|-This will make up for it.
{125133}{125187}Mickey's going down in the fourth.
{125194}{125253}Terry over there is in charge|of the bets.
{125261}{125299}Now, you have to forgive me.
{125307}{125368}I'll forgive you|if he goes down this time.
{125447}{125517}-Our lads at the campsite?|-They're over there now.
{125597}{125650}I fucking hate pikeys.
{125699}{125795}-How long have we gotta stay here?|-As long as it takes. Now, shut up.
{125822}{125868}Fucking hate pikeys.
{125897}{125943}Is he fucking stoned?
{125956}{126003}He's like that before a fight.
{126011}{126066}Do you know when you're going down?
{126073}{126133}Of course he knows|when he's going down.
{126140}{126241}Fuck-face, who's speaking to you?|He asked him, didn't he?
{126249}{126310}Fuck-face? I like that one, Errol.
{126317}{126373}I'll remember that next time|I climb off your mum.
{126380}{126459}-Not now.|-Gonna be a tragedy of a fight.
{126465}{126533}Be a nice one.|Hell of a way to be a war.
{126540}{126574}And there none a yours.
{126607}{126699}There's a camp full of pikeys|that might not think you're so funny.
{126706}{126784}Not when they're putting out flames|on their children's backs.
{126822}{126866}Now get up and have a fucking fight.
{127012}{127094}Three rounds and you're a vegetable,|aren't you, pikey!
{128306}{128378}I'm in charge here.|No fucking about, no eye-gouging.
{128385}{128436}Do your worst. Let's get it on!
{129192}{129258}What the fuck's going on?|You gonna finish him or what?
{130273}{130311}Talk about saved by the bell.
{130325}{130410}Do you understand the consequences|of knocking that man out?
{130418}{130471}Do not knock him out, Mickey.
{130631}{130671}All right, let's break it up.
{131488}{131521}What, is he fucking deaf?
{131557}{131598}What is he doing?
{131977}{132008}Come on and sit.
{132077}{132123}What the fuck are you doing, Mickey?
{132130}{132179}You're dancing like a fairy.
{132187}{132249}They'll hang us|if they think it's rigged.
{132269}{132319}Get out there and hurt him.
{132354}{132470}But for fuck's sake,|do not knock him out.
{134397}{134465}All he's got to do is stay down.
{134576}{134627}Now, we are fucked.
{134827}{134849}He can't stand up.
{134856}{134873}We're out of here.
{134881}{135002}Stupid pikey knows Brick Top's got|keen-to-kill monkeys with shotguns...
{135009}{135067}...sitting outside his campsite.
{135076}{135192}Once the campsite's wiped out,|I know it's gonna be the same for us.
{135257}{135300}Ever cross the road|and look the wrong way?
{135307}{135341}Give me that fucking shooter!
{135349}{135411}And, hey, presto,|there's a car nearly on you.
{135419}{135445}So, what do you do?
{135461}{135510}Something very silly.
{135520}{135588}You freeze. And your life|doesn't flash before you...
{135595}{135654}...because you're too scared|to think.
{135662}{135734}You just freeze|and pull a stupid face.
{135742}{135794}But the pikey didn't. Why?
{135801}{135867}Because he had plans|on running the car over.
{135926}{135975}It had previously occurred to me...
{135983}{136060}...that he'd taken the demise|of his mother rather lightly.
{136138}{136202}For every action,|there is a reaction.
{136210}{136254}And a pikey reaction...
{136272}{136303}...is quite a fucking thing.
{137312}{137360}Pete, talk to me.
{137367}{137452}If you want your friend to hear you,|talk a lot louder than that.
{137669}{137753}-Give me that fucking shooter.|-I'll give you your shooter, you cunt.
{137947}{138033}That is when I thought the pikey|had money riding on himself.
{138059}{138142}That's why the bastard never|goes down when he's supposed to.
{138186}{138227}We've been tucked up...
{138268}{138305}...while he's been cleaning up.
{138358}{138419}We're worse off now than|when we started.
{138552}{138609}The next day we went|to the campsite...
{138617}{138691}...but the gypsies had disappeared|during the night.
{138698}{138744}Which was probably a good thing...
{138752}{138856}...considering they'd just buried|12 people somewhere in the area.
{138865}{138896}Where is he?
{138904}{138953}He ain't fucking here,|that's for sure.
{138974}{139057}We can't ask a man to fight for us|if we can't find him, can we?
{139064}{139141}You won't find a pikey that|doesn't want to be found.
{139195}{139271}He could be in a campsite|in Kampu-fucking-chea by now.
{139310}{139352}Bollocks! Come on.
{139480}{139546}-What you doing here?|-What's it got to do with you?
{139641}{139691}So, what you doing here?
{139875}{139942}I'm taking the dog for a walk.|What's the problem?
{139984}{140004}What's in the car?
{140022}{140057}Seats and a steering wheel.
{140086}{140128}What do you know about gypsies?
{140172}{140218}I know they're not to be trusted.
{140269}{140333}All right, get your dog. On your way.
{140354}{140389}Get the dog, Tommy.
{140435}{140464}The dog.
{140503}{140609}All right, boy. Come on.|Come on, Daisy. No, Daisy!
{140628}{140667}He loves that dog.
{140677}{140717}Always playing silly games.
{140724}{140804}Stop messing about|and get it in the car. Tommy!
{140850}{140963}Good boy. Good boy.|Good boy, Daisy, good boy.
{141223}{141258}Could you tell me...
{141266}{141342}...why you got a dead man|with an arm missing in your boot?
{141358}{141381}Hey, George...
{141416}{141467}...is that a tea cosy on his head?
{141550}{141607}Oh, you love a dog, don't you, Tommy?
{141846}{141906}Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog.
{141913}{141999}I eventually agreed,|as long as he took it to a vet.
{142006}{142064}I couldn't stand|that squeaking anymore.
{142072}{142151}The vet found half an undigested|shoe, a squeaky toy...
{142158}{142236}...and an 84-carat diamond|lodged in its stomach.
{142252}{142311}It's quite amazing what can happen|in a week.
{142322}{142368}Still didn't shut it up, though.
{142391}{142434}So, what do you do?
{142442}{142510}You go see the man that knows|about these sort of things.
{142517}{142553}So, what do you think?
{142597}{142648}Do you know anyone|who'd be interested?
{142767}{142786}I might.