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Don't stress. Just relax.
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I understand you can lose keys.
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You can lose your wallet.
How do you lose a plane?
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Reese, what do you want me to do?
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We got three out of four planes in.
That's a lot of coke.
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Now, that's the kind of winning attitude
that'll take this enterprise to the top.
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In all fairness, Reese, it wasn't his fault.
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Are you his attorney?
Why are you in the conversation?
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Come on, I'm kidding!
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- I'm just kidding with you.
- He loves to joke.
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Terrence here is absolutely right.
I mean, hell, three out of four ain't bad.
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Let's celebrate. Who wants a beer?
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- Great!
- Okay.
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- Baby!
- Coke. It costs money.
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Planes. They cost money.
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This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces, it all
costs money. Do you think Kitty's free?
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Kitty, turn around. Turn around!
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Reese, please put the gun down.
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Now, the next time that a plane
goes down, you better be on it.
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Will you do my back, please?
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- Sure.
- I don't wanna tan weird.
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- Am I tanning weird?
- No.
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- Honestly.
- You're bronzing.
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There's no such thing
as a petty crime.
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No minor infractions.
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There's only the law.
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Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
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That's me in the leather jacket
and tight jeans.
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See that guy I'm chasing?
I hate him.
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And I'll do everything
in my power to stop him.
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Wanna play, let's play.
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Because it's my job to stop him.
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Goddamn!
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And the city pays me a damn
good salary to do my job.
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Besides, he crossed the line.
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And in Bay City,
when you cross the line...
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... your nuts are mine.
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I said, freeze!
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My name is David Starsky,
and I'm a cop.
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I've always had this theory
about police work:
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If you can't beat them, join them.
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No! No! No!
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Put the money in there.
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Too many cops worry about
the wrong thing: Crime.
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Not me, though.
I'm looking out for numero uno.
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- Hey, old-timer. Put this on Dallas.
- Come on! Let's go!
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I'm just a realist, that's all.
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And besides, you have any idea
how little the city pays us?
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Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
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Take it easy.
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Guys, come on.
I'm undercover here.
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My name is Ken Hutchinson,
and I'm a cop.
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Where did they come from?
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Jesus Christ, Starsky.
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You fired three rounds
into a crowded intersection.
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We got a man with a broken hip...
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...and some asshole wants
a new top for his Caddy?
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That purse had $ 7 in it.
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- Okay, want my badge? Here, take it.
- Fine.
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Come on. I was just making a point.
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David, David.
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Your mother was one of the finest cops
Bay City ever seen.
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Twenty-two years on the force
with the same partner.
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You have had 12 partners
over the past four years.
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She died a legend.
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I am not my mother!
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I'm sorry.
Detective Hutchinson is here.
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Send him in. Have a seat.
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- How you doing, captain?
- I believe you two know each other.
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Yeah, a little bit. How you doing?
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- Yeah, right.
- Hutch.
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You've got a lot of explaining to do.
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I know. Look, I was trying to infiltrate
one of the East Side gangs...
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...and work my way up
to the big fish. It's simple.
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- You were robbing a bookie.
- That's right.
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You've robbed seven bookies.
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You haven't filed a report, turned
in any money or arrested anybody.
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How can I? They'll know I'm a cop.
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I wouldn't worry, you won't
be mistaken for a real cop.
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Oh, really? Why don't you go get yourself
another perm and let the grownups talk.
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- My hair is naturally curly.
- No, it's not.
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- Yes, it is.
- That's a perm job, all the way.
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Touch it!
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Hey! Why are you touching him?
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Jesus!
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You know something?
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You two deserve each other.
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Make nice. You're partners.
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- You're crazy.
- No, I'm not.
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I don't know why you're so upset.
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The guy cost us 200 grand.
A "thank you" might be more appropriate.
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Who cares about 200 grand?
What if they link us to the murder?
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- They won't link us to the murder.
- You don't know that.
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Will you let it go, please? Jesus.
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- Take a lude. Calm down.
- I did, and I'm still pissed.
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Okay, fine. Fine, fine.
Look, I'm sorry, all right?
97
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I promise, I'm not gonna kill Terrence
again. Now, pull it together.
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Let's go.
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Gentlemen, I apologize
about the delay.
100
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But I promise you what we have
is worth the wait.
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- It looks like cocaine.
- That's because it is cocaine.
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With a twist. You see,
we've managed to find a way...
103
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...to alter the cell structure
of the coca plant...
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...giving it a heightened
perfluoralkylation process...
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...creating a new kind
of diazomethane.
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Gets a little complicated after that.
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Excuse me.
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So do you get extra high or what?
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Actually, it has all the same
effects as regular cocaine.
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Well, if it's the same,
why are we here?
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Canis familiaris. The German shepherd.
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Its nose has over
220 million scent receptors.
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It can detect smells that even the most
advanced technology in the world cannot.
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For example:
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Lvan, search!
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Lvan, stop!
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What do you got? You holding?
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He brought old coke.
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This is new coke.
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As far as a dog's concerned, there's nothing
there. 100 percent undetectable cocaine.
121
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Got no coke smell...
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...same coke ride.
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Tastes kind of sweet.
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If this shit wasn't illegal, guys,
we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
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Our initial run pumped out
two tons of this stuff...
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...and it'll be available
in about three weeks.
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You boys know who to call.
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Ivan!
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You don't understand.
130
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They're not like you.
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They're criminals.
132
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Look, I know we all
got to make living.
133
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But these guys, they are dealing
hard drugs right in front of my shop.
134
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I can dig what you're saying,
Mr. Chowdury.
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- I wanna thank you for coming in today.
- Of course.
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Those gentlemen you speak of,
they'll no longer be a problem.
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You have my word.
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This is my neighborhood.
People tend to forget that.
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Bee Bee, make sure
he gets home safely.
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- Yeah, boss.
- Thank you very much, Huggy.
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You are a great man.
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- Begone, little Indian.
- Let's go, little man. Come on.
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Taking up time.
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- This neighborhood is in need of some help.
- It's cold-blooded, daddy.
145
00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,120
- Who's next?
- You got Hutch waiting outside.
146
00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:08,840
- What you got my man waiting outside for?
- He brought some extra fuzz with him.
147
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So what? You go get him
and get him in here now.
148
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:16,000
You've never run an errand
on the clock before?
149
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I take care of my personal business after
work, when the taxpayers aren't paying me.
150
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,160
Give me a break. You've never
stopped to buy a cup of coffee?
151
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I bring a Thermos.
152
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,480
Okay, Hutch. He'll see you now.
153
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Wait here, I'll be back in five minutes.
154
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Second door on the right.
155
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- How you doing?
- Hi, Hutch.
156
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,480
- Hey, look what the wind blew in.
- Huggy Bear.
157
00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,480
Hey, I want you to meet
my new partner, David Starsky.
158
00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,560
Hey, how you doing?
159
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,680
Hey, nobody touches the Bear.
160
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Have a seat.
161
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,560
- Hutch, the usual?
- You know it. Make it a double.
162
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,360
Get my boy a Jack and Tab.
163
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- And double that.
- You got it, boss.
164
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,760
- I'll get a seltzer with lime, if you got it.
- I don't got it.
165
00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,720
Or not. It's cool. I'm good.
166
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,960
I just came by to apologize
for what happened in Chinatown.
167
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Let me tell you,
I was as surprised as you were.
168
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Don't sweat it, baby.
I wasn't surprised.
169
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,800
You know I ain't never surprised.
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Hey, champ.
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You got a permit for that weapon
you're carrying?
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Starsky, please.
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No, I don't.
174
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Yeah, me neither.
175
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:52,040
I'm sorry, did I say something
that was funny?
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- Stop it. He's kidding.
- No, I'm not kidding.
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I wanna see permits
or I'm taking those weapons.
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Slow up, man.
Around here, we govern ourselves.
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Think of us like Luxembourg.
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- You dig?
- No, I don't dig.
181
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,920
See, Luxembourg's
a constitutional monarchy...
182
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...a sovereign state established
after the Treaty of Vienna.
183
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:17,200
Technically, it's a part of Europe.
But in reality, they govern themselves.
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- Like us.
- Just like us.
185
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All right, enough, okay?
186
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- Shit!
- Hold up! Hold up!
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Just chill out! Chill!
Watch yourself.
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- Oh, no. Hell, no.
- You okay?
189
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What happened?
Did he shoot Corky?
190
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,960
Your boy shot his tail off.
191
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,920
- He lost his tail?
- You should keep it in a terrarium.
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00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:44,120
- Man, what the hell is a terrarium?
- What's a terrarium?
193
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It's an artificial ecosystem designed
to simulate Corky's natural habitat.
194
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,760
Well, I can dig that.
But I say we shoot him in the ass.
195
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,640
Oh, hell, yeah.
An eye for an eye.
196
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,760
Take it easy.
Huggy, help me out here.
197
00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,240
Slow up, fellas. An iguana can lose
his tail and grow it back.
198
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,920
He regenerates.
That's how he escapes his predator.
199
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,600
It's true. It's a defense mechanism.
I read it in a magazine.
200
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:13,480
So him shooting Corky's tail off
and us shooting him in the ass...
201
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:17,680
...it really ain't the same thing.
- No, the punishment don't fit the crime.
202
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,080
And besides,
it was an accident, right?
203
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,480
Right.
204
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,960
- So we're cool.
- We're always cool, breeze.
205
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Lower your pieces.
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00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:37,800
Good morning, Bay City, you are tuned
in to KBA Y, 93.3 on your dial.
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00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:42,200
This next tune is number eight on
the charts and number one in our hearts.
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Hey, Hutch!
209
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,920
Oh, there he is.
What's going on, Willis?
210
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,680
Same old, same old.
211
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,640
So how's life at the clink
treating you?
212
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,440
It's not that great.
213
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:42,440
I got some new tight-ass partner
that they stuck me with and then...
214
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:46,120
I don't know. Hopefully...
It's probably not gonna last that long.
215
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:50,120
- So got that $20 you owe me?
- 20?
216
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,400
Willis, I thought it was 5.
217
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,040
Hutch, that was my grandmother's
birthday money.
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00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,880
Come on, give me a break, okay?
I just told you I got a new partner.
219
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:03,920
Stuff isn't great for me down at the
precinct. You know, back off for a second.
220
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,720
- Can I get it to you on Thursday?
- Fine, but no later than Thursday.
221
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,080
No later than Thursday.
Word of honor.
222
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,440
Cute little kid.
223
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,960
It's 10:00. You're late.
I've been here since 8.
224
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:32,000
8:00? I didn't know this place opened at 8.
225
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:37,360
Well, don't sweat it, because crime called
in sick. It's gonna get a late start too.
226
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,560
"Crime called in sick," I like that.
227
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,640
- So, what's on the agenda today?
- Same as every day.
228
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,760
- Finding bad guys, bringing them down.
- Great. Take my car, right there.
229
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,840
- That?
- Yeah.
230
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,320
- What the hell is that?
- It's like a camper/pickup truck.
231
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,440
- What's the matter?
- We're undercover.
232
00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:01,040
- That thing sticks out like a sore thumb.
- You think so?
233
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,240
You're in for a treat.
234
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,440
It's not that bad.
235
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,240
Man, your stock just went up
in my book, my friend.
236
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,720
Pop the hood. Let's see
what you got under...
237
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:38,440
Hotshot, what do you think you're doing?
This is a Ford Gran Torino, okay?
238
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:42,160
It's not some crappy camper/apartment.
There are rules.
239
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,880
- Okay, okay.
- You do not bang on the hood.
240
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,800
You never, under any circumstances, drive.
241
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,640
You will not put your coffee mug
on the roof. Okay?
242
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:55,320
No coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee
on the ground, you get in the car, we go.
243
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:06,720
Attention, all units.
We've got a 61-40 at Bay City Marina.
244
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,320
Oh, no.
245
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,640
This is Zebra 3.
We're on it. Hang on.
246
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,880
You gotta be kidding me. No way.
247
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,040
- What?
- Floater.
248
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,320
Nothing harder to solve than a floater.
No prints, body's usually bloated...
249
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:32,720
...it's next to impossible.
All right, I say we push it out...
250
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,400
...hope the current
takes it to the next precinct.
251
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,800
- What?
- You'll thank me for this one.
252
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,800
- Hey, seriously, stop it.
- The key is not to pop it.
253
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,800
- Hey.
- You gotta be very ginger.
254
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,560
- What are you doing?
- I said, drop the stick.
255
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,520
You point a gun at me?
Okay, fine, have it your way.
256
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,120
Knock yourself out.
257
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,760
- What are you gonna solve, anyway?
- I'm gonna solve a murder.
258
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,960
Monday, June 3rd. Male Caucasian body,
apparently dumped from the Bay Bridge.
259
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:05,360
Actually, there's no sign of impact,
so he was probably just dropped out at sea.
260
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,920
Could you please not talk
while I'm recording?
261
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,560
Thank you.
262
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,280
All right, I'm just gonna call
in the meat wagon, all right?
263
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,600
Looks like you punched
your last ticket, amigo.
264
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,560
I'm sorry, did you just tough-talk
a dead body?
265
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,440
I lost my flow.
266
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,880
- Zebra 3 to base.
- Dispatch. Go ahead, Zebra 3.
267
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:36,080
We're gonna need a coroner notification.
We got a DB down at municipal jetty.
268
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,720
10-4, will inform.
269
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,200
Tell them to bring a body bag
and some galoshes. He's a wet one.
270
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,280
Copy that, Starsky.
271
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:47,440
Found a wallet.
Nothing in it.
272
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,440
- Medium-rare, okay?
- You got it.
273
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,920
Look at all these cops.
You wanna eat here?
274
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,480
It's a great place.
Pop's? Come on.
275
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,080
"If you're one of the cops,
eat at Pop's."
276
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,000
- Okay, hot stuff.
- Zebra 3.
277
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,160
2- 11 in progress, please respond.
278
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,120
- Go for Starsky.
- Hurry, Starsky.
279
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,720
We got two perps holding up
a gumball machine on 5th Street.
280
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,160
- Let's go.
- A gumball machine?
281
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,600
- Lethal force if necessary!
282
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,200
Very funny, Manetti.
283
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,680
Hey, it's Captain and Tennille.
284
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,880
That means one of you would
actually have to make captain.
285
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,960
- Radio's for police business only.
- That's true. Why'd they give you one?
286
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,280
- Let's get out of here.
- Not that funny.
287
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,640
That Manetti really thinks he's something.
But you know what?
288
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,800
- He's not.
- Take it easy.
289
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:42,080
- You think that's funny?
- No, no, I mean, you just gotta rise above it.
290
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,440
- What do we got in the wallet?
- Not much.
291
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:49,880
Driver's license, couple receipts.
No cash whatsoever.
292
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,440
"Reese Feldman Corporation."
293
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,400
What do you call that?
294
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,320
Terrence Meyers.
295
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,480
That name does sound vaguely familiar.
296
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,720
- Isn't he part of our Nearly There program?
- I think he is.
297
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,040
Terrence Meyers. Baby, isn't he
the guy dating a Bay City Kitty?
298
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,560
Remember?
We were joking about it.
299
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,360
Really? Bay City Kitty.
You mean the cheerleaders.
300
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,600
You happen to remember her name?
301
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,440
No, I don't.
302
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,800
- Can I get you boys anything else?
- We're good. Thank you so much, honey.
303
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,960
That's my angel. I love her.
304
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,280
A second ago you mentioned
the Nearly There Foundation. What is that?
305
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,720
That's a program that we set up
to help ex-cons get back on their feet.
306
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,240
Their parole requires them to have a job.
The Catch-22...
307
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,120
...is not that many people
are excited to hire a felon.
308
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,680
Those poor ex-cons,
they can't catch a break.
309
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,360
No, it's a vicious cycle
they get caught up in.
310
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,960
- Did you see the article in The New Times?
- Bet your ass I did. I love that writer.
311
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:05,160
But I'd be lying if I didn't say that we
get some pretty good tax breaks too.
312
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,600
There it is, the kicker.
313
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,080
- Just a perk.
- This sly dog here.
314
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,240
- What do you got?
- Tickets to our annual fundraiser.
315
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,040
- Be my guests.
- No, we can't accept gratuities.
316
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,680
It's against policy.
317
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:21,160
These don't look like gratuities, they look
like tickets. I'd be happy to accept.
318
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,520
Hey, what about Terrence?
Is he in some kind of trouble?
319
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,880
He's dead. His body washed up
in the marina this morning.
320
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,280
Oh, no.
321
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,440
"Punched his last ticket," as they say.
322
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:38,720
You know, you try to do all you can for
these guys, but it's just never enough, is it?
323
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,120
No, I guess it isn't.
324
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,440
- When was the last time you saw him?
- The last place I saw...
325
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,600
This is a nice boat.
326
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,000
- Reese, is this yours?
- Actually, that's a yacht.
327
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,160
- I'm sorry, a yacht.
- Excuse me, Hutch.
328
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,760
Can we please focus
on the investigation?
329
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,120
- Sure.
- Thank you.
330
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,760
I could use another one of these.
331
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,800
Right on! That was great, girls!
Take five!
332
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,200
- Let's go.
- Look alive. Here they come.
333
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:39,360
We usually don't allow spectators.
Even cute ones.
334
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,320
David Starsky, Bay City P.D.
My partner, Ken Hutchinson.
335
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,080
- Girls.
- They're so cute.
336
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,600
I'm Stacey. That's Holly.
337
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,400
God, I loved your moves out there.
Fantastic.
338
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,360
I've never dated a cop before.
339
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,040
My horoscope said I should
try new things today.
340
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,760
- Is that right?
- You're awful.
341
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:03,760
So, what brings you around here,
officers?
342
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,240
Well, you know, that depends.
343
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,400
Yeah. Either of you two know
a Terrence Meyers?
344
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,440
- Oh, yeah, Heather dated him.
- Oh, yeah.
345
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:16,960
The girl over there with the yellow top.
But they split up. We haven't seen him.
346
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,640
- Let's go ask Heather some questions.
- Thank you.
347
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,560
Be careful with those moves.
You could hurt someone.
348
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,240
Oh, that's why we practice.
349
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,560
Actually, I was talking about us.
350
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,960
Where did that come from?
351
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,000
- I would've tried the horoscope line.
- No, too obvious.
352
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,400
Hey!
353
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,720
- Wait up.
- See what I mean?
354
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,600
- Here's my number.
- In case you need us for...
355
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,520
...questioning.
356
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,040
Thank you, ladies.
357
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,920
- Bye.
- Bye.
358
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,560
He was always fascinated
by all that macho mobster bullshit.
359
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,240
I hope this is okay.
I need to make this quick.
360
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,440
- I gotta pick my kid up in 20 minutes.
- Oh, yeah, totally.
361
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,520
We were gonna move in together.
He promised he'd quit...
362
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,440
...that stuff after he got out.
363
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,120
But then he goes and gets himself killed.
He's such an asshole.
364
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:14,160
I can only imagine what you must
be going through. I think that...
365
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:18,760
Honestly, you know, if I knew what
he was up to, I'd be happy to tell you.
366
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,360
But we didn't talk much.
367
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,280
Yeah. So did you...?
368
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,440
When did he...? Did he...?
What did...?
369
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:35,320
- So Hutch, do you got any more questions?
- Yeah, well, sure. We could...
370
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,480
What's your sign?
371
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,320
Gemini.
372
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,720
What...
373
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,600
- What do you weigh?
- What does that have to do with anything?
374
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:51,000
It has everything to do with anything.
Just answer the question, please, ma'am.
375
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:59,080
Around 115, I guess,
give or take a pound or two.
376
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,240
- I wish I could be more helpful.
- Stop.
377
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:08,560
Don't do that. You've been great. I mean,
it's terrific. We got what we needed.
378
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Anything else?
379
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,960
- I'm good.
- Yeah.
380
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,400
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
381
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,800
Oh, wait. I don't know if this
will be of any help. It's his.
382
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,440
Take it. I don't want it.
383
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,000
Okay. Thank you. Again.
384
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:38,640
- Things getting any better at work, Hutch?
- Actually, work was pretty good today.
385
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,080
- How about you? Anything new?
- Nope.
386
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,920
You get a chance to ask that girl out?
387
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,680
I want you to meet
my new partner, David Starsky.
388
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,120
Nice to meet you.
389
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,880
Is this the dickweed
you were telling me about?
390
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,280
Look, just shake his hand.
Come on.
391
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,440
Go on, hop in. Willis.
392
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,160
- Dickweed?
- His mom works late on Wednesdays...
393
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,120
...so I kind of look after him.
394
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:07,840
- You take a kid out on patrol with you?
- Yeah, that's what we do, isn't it, Willis?
395
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,640
- Patrol!
- Whatever you say, Hutch.
396
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,440
Damn!
397
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,200
- Man, this thing is bad!
- Don't encourage him.
398
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,680
Oh, shit.
399
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,960
Starsky, this your ride?
400
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,800
Damn. You just moved up
a notch in my book.
401
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,640
That puts you at notch one.
402
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,760
- I like your Lincoln.
- It's a '76. It won't be out till next year.
403
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,920
I know people that know people
that robbed some people.
404
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,840
So, what do you hear
on the street these days?
405
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:58,880
Dig this. A little bird tells me there's
gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City.
406
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,080
- One for the Guinness Books, so they say.
- Interesting.
407
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:07,440
- Who would this little bird be?
- Look, I lay it out for y'all to play it out.
408
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,680
All right. What does that mean?
409
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,640
- Don't worry about it.
- Huggy, what can you tell us about this?
410
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,240
This looks like the work of Big Earl.
411
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,000
This boy loves dragons.
He makes these with his hands, you know?
412
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,960
There's his name stitched right up
under the dragon's belly.
413
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,040
- Big Earl?
- Yeah, he sews, but he's one tough mother.
414
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,200
He owns a biker bar about
80 miles east of Route 4.
415
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,480
Biker bar?
What goes on down there?
416
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,400
I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce...
417
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,640
...play darts, whatever the hell else
you white people do.
418
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,280
Look, fuzz, I gots to buzz.
This meeting is adjourned.
419
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,800
- That's it?
- That's it.
420
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,480
- He lays it out for us to play it out.
- Oh, and by the way, this little meeting?
421
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,040
- It never happened.
- What meeting?
422
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,960
C'est la vie, gentlemen.
423
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,880
- Great new technique
where you press hard.
424
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,320
- Hands. What, it's a verbal technique?
- No.
425
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,560
Keep your hands on me, I'm teasing.
426
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,600
- What do you got on those cops?
- Everything.
427
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,840
- Records, home addresses, credit history.
- Nice.
428
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,400
- Starsky and Hutchinson?
- They call him Hutch, actually.
429
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,440
I don't have enough
on my plate already?
430
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,840
I got a major coke deal, my daughter's
bat mitzvah, which is a total nightmare.
431
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,880
- And now these two guys.
- You think they're on to us?
432
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,760
They are investigating a murder. That's
what cops do. It's why we pay taxes.
433
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,200
You're the worst. You kidding?
Will you look at these two guys?
434
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,520
He's cute, the blond.
435
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,920
But I like dark hair.
436
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,320
Maybe we ought to push
this whole thing.
437
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,000
- Till things cool off?
- Kevin, please, with the worry.
438
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,400
We're moving ahead as scheduled.
I'll handle those two clowns.
439
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:04,200
So tomorrow, I say we check out
this biker bar, do a little deep cover.
440
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,480
Sounds good.
441
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,000
Who does your wig work?
442
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,160
- I'm sorry, my what?
- Your wig work.
443
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,280
Your undercover work, your disguises.
444
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,280
- You have a wig guy?
- Oh, yeah, he's incredible.
445
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,120
Well, if it isn't Sonny and Cher.
446
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,400
- Sonny and Cher.
- Sit on it, Manetti.
447
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,760
- Me sit on it?
- Yeah, you, sit on it.
448
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,960
Why don't you sit on it, Starsky,
how's that sound?
449
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,720
You wish.
Because I'm never sitting on it, ever.
450
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,240
That's not what I heard.
451
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,280
- Starsky!
- Come on. Come on!
452
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,120
- Jesus!
- Stop it!
453
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:45,120
What the hell is going on?
Cool your jets, Starsky!
454
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,400
Everybody, back off!
455
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,480
Including you, Manetti.
456
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,120
I apologize, captain.
You're absolutely right.
457
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,800
You know, you're not even worth it,
Starsky. And for the record...
458
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,200
...those are hand towels.
The big towels are on the top shelf.
459
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,840
Hand towels. What a rod.
460
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:09,880
Jesus Christ. He's right.
Go cover up.
461
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,080
Who are you guys?
462
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:27,040
My name's Kansas.
And this is my little man Toto.
463
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:32,080
We're Jesters from up in Big Cliff, coming
down and check out your place. This it?
464
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,720
Is this your place?
465
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,400
- Yeah.
- Nice.
466
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,440
Tell me, if you two are Jesters,
what's our credo?
467
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,400
Credo.
468
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,040
Well...
469
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,360
You almost got me there.
There's no credo.
470
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,280
Other than the secret credo.
471
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,400
It ain't no secret.
It's written right on our damn crest.
472
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,640
A trick question? If it's printed on
the crest, you don't give it as a test.
473
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,600
Anybody can read the crest. That wouldn't
prove we're Jesters. Not cool.
474
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,960
- That's a fake mustache.
- Oh, really?
475
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:12,320
Well, I wonder if you
think this is fake.
476
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,320
- Now, we got some questions!
- I don't gotta give you nothing, cop!
477
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:21,080
Wrong! First, you've gotta
give me a little respect.
478
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,080
Second, you're gonna give me some
answers, comprende, muchacho?
479
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,760
- I like your style.
- I like your moves.
480
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,200
Now, where were we?
481
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,800
You were gonna tell us
about Terrence Meyers.
482
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,440
Who's Terrence Meyers?
483
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,400
- Wrong answer, Big Earl.
- Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl.
484
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,880
- I'm Jeff.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
485
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,080
- Jeff?
- No one's who they say they are.
486
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,480
Look.
487
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,120
Honest, think about it.
I'm not even big.
488
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,320
Yeah. No, that's a good point.
489
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,600
Maybe it's an ironic name, like
Tiny over in Vice. He's, like, 8 feet tall.
490
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,280
- Everybody says he's tiny...
- I know, except this guy's normal size.
491
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,760
He'd have to be a lot smaller
for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.
492
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,600
You don't have to be a midget.
You're not exactly...
493
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,960
- How tall are you?
- I don't know, 5'9"?
494
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,720
- Well, that is kind of... Basically...
- Borderline. It's average.
495
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,800
Look. Big Earl got pinched two weeks ago.
He's in Bay City Correctional.
496
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,080
I took over the bar till he gets out.
497
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,320
Jeff, I'm sorry.
We apologize.
498
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,360
We're gonna pay Big Earl a visit.
499
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,200
Let me get this for you.
There you go. Good as new.
500
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,080
A word of advice:
Next time you watch a place...
501
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,760
...don't claim you own it
because you watch it.
502
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,600
I housesit for my sister all the time,
it's not like I claim that I own her house.
503
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,200
That goes for all y'all.
504
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,520
Don't pretend to be
something you're not.
505
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,320
Just be who you are.
506
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,520
That's what's really cool.
507
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,600
How did you get in?
Visiting hours are over.
508
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,280
Special treatment.
509
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,680
We got some questions
about Terrence Meyers.
510
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,600
- Terrence Meyers?
- Yeah.
511
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,400
You made this jacket for him?
512
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,800
Gee whiz, I don't seem to know anyone
by that name at all.
513
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,360
Hard customer.
514
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,160
Offer him a radio or some bullshit.
515
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,440
Maybe we can make your stay
a little more comfortable.
516
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,400
- Nice transistor radio for your cell?
- No.
517
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,920
- How about a TV?
- I tell you what.
518
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,880
I do like your blonde friend, here.
519
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,120
Let me see your bellybutton.
520
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,680
No. What... Let's go. Come on.
521
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,520
- No, listen.
- No, no! I'm not...
522
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,320
Hold on.
He's obviously a freak.
523
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,240
Just show him a little skin.
Show him your stomach.
524
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,800
Nobody's here.
Come on.
525
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,160
- Are we cool?
- Yes, we're cool.
526
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:30,400
Oh, eureka.
God, that's nice.
527
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,480
It's like a little bowl of oatmeal
with a hole in it.
528
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,640
- I got one too.
- Oh, come on.
529
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,800
I just got a little more
brown sugar on mine.
530
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,760
Did you say "Terrence Meyers"?
531
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,200
Yeah, I think I did make that jacket.
We might have pulled a job together.
532
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,200
What job? Who were you working for?
533
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,360
Stand up. Walk to the back
and do a spin for me.
534
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,000
Wait a second.
I just showed you my stomach...
535
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,000
Come on, a deal's a deal, Earl.
536
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,080
Fine, then this conversation is over.
537
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,560
Wait. Wait.
538
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,000
- Hold it. Come on. Wait.
- I can't hear you.
539
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,880
Get up.
540
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,080
- Tell him to take his jacket off.
- Take your jacket off.
541
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,880
- Slow spin.
- He says to do a slow spin.
542
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:27,040
Tell him to arch his back
and then look back at me, mean.
543
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,520
Like a dragon.
544
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,880
He says to arch your back
and look back at him, mean, like a dragon.
545
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,160
But keep it mean.
546
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,240
Tell him great job.
He can sit down.
547
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,560
You're a very convincing dragon.
You should feel good about that.
548
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,200
Just get this over with.
549
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,080
Okay, here's the deal.
550
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:09,880
Terrence and I worked as extra muscle
for a couple of dealers.
551
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,280
I'd like to tell you who,
but I don't know.
552
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,720
I never got a name,
I never got a face.
553
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,280
But I do know one thing:
554
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,680
They paid us in coke.
I was pretty pissed at the time.
555
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,160
I was hoping to get cash.
I'm no coke dealer.
556
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,160
Right, so where's the coke?
557
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,760
If we find that coke,
we can probably trace it.
558
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,880
Fine. Fine.
559
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,280
Look, I like you guys, okay?
560
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,440
Especially you. Okay?
Don't feel bad about that.
561
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,600
But I like you guys, so I'll tell you.
562
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,520
But...
563
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,160
But first I need to see something, okay?
564
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,120
And it's gonna involve both of you.
565
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,200
I'm not gonna lie to you.
566
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,240
It's gonna get weird.
567
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,080
Two dragons.
568
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,120
Ready? Both of you, take your shirts off.
569
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,920
But do it slow.
570
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,080
I guess it's supposed
to rain later tonight.
571
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,520
Yeah, that's what I heard.
572
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,440
- Look, you know, what happened...
- Can we please not talk about this, Hutch?
573
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,120
We got the coke.
Let's not ever talk about it.
574
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,360
You're right.
That's a good policy.
575
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,600
We got what we came for.
576
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,400
- You think dragons ever...
- Stop, I don't want to talk about it!
577
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,320
What the hell is wrong with you two?
578
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,520
- Come on, what are you...?
- You have brought disgrace...
579
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,960
...on everyone who's
ever worn a uniform.
580
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,080
My God.
581
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,200
- We didn't know there was a camera.
- Cap, we're sorry.
582
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,760
At least we got the stash.
583
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,520
There's gotta be 30 grams
of coke here, minimum.
584
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,840
This could lead us to the dealers
that iced Terrence Meyers.
585
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,800
It's evidence.
We can print the bag, run forensics.
586
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,960
We did.
We got nothing.
587
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:40,040
What we got is a bag
of artificial sweetener.
588
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,480
What are you talking about?
589
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,640
My granny wouldn't think
this was coke.
590
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,440
Come on, that's impossible.
We got the stuff from Big Earl.
591
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,000
- I'm taking you two off this floater.
- What?
592
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,800
- I'm giving it to Manetti.
- Manetti? Oh, come on, cap!
593
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,320
- Manetti's the worst cop on the force!
- Starsky. Stop.
594
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,040
Go on, sit down.
Come on.
595
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:08,400
Look, captain, we're sorry, but come on.
You can't take us off this.
596
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,040
I just did. Now, leave.
597
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,120
And take your bag
of artificial sweetener with you.
598
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,920
- Kicking the chair was a nice touch.
- Yeah, too bad it didn't work.
599
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,560
He'll get over it.
600
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:29,040
What I can't figure out is why Earl
got paid with bunk cocaine.
601
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,680
Now we've got two leads.
602
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,400
- We do?
- Stacey and Holly.
603
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,720
- Those two cheerleaders?
- No, no, those two witnesses.
604
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,160
They met Terrence.
605
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,960
Let's take them out,
see what we can learn.
606
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:46,560
I mean, is it our fault that they also
happen to be a couple of hot foxes?
607
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,600
Reese, I couldn't help myself.
They were cops.
608
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,240
- They were just too macho.
- Macho?
609
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,760
- It's simple. You should have lied.
- I did. I lied about you.
610
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,680
I didn't tell them anything.
611
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,600
But I had to give them something.
They were so pure.
612
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,680
You're lucky you're in the joint.
Do you understand me?
613
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,200
- Look at the bright side.
- Bright side?
614
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,440
It's the ultimate test.
The coke was in the police station.
615
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,920
They cleared it.
You should be happy.
616
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,520
Well, guess what?
I'm not happy.
617
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,800
I'm not happy at all about it, Earl!
618
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,680
Don't shush me!
Don't tell me to calm down!
619
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,000
- Understand?
- What are you wearing? Quick.
620
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,640
What am I wearing?
621
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,000
Silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?
622
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,920
That's gorgeous.
623
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,160
- You sick son of a bitch.
- Don't hang up. Don't hang up!
624
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,560
God. Some people.
625
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,640
I'm not gonna be able
to fit in my uniform tomorrow.
626
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,280
Is that a good or bad thing?
627
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,720
Is this the way you two
always treat witnesses?
628
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,360
Well, that depends. If it's a misdemeanor,
we've been known to skip the fondue...
629
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,440
...and move right to foot massages.
Let me see.
630
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,840
Watch out! Wait a minute,
I think that's police brutality.
631
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,920
- Anybody for some coffee?
- No, thanks.
632
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,520
Okay, one for le chef.
633
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,720
Wow. This place is great.
634
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,520
It serves my needs.
It's cozy. Homey.
635
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,040
- Can you help me find the sugar?
- It's there.
636
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,400
Hutch, help me find the sugar.
637
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,720
- Okay. Pardon me.
- Okay.
638
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,440
- How we doing?
- Great.
639
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,800
- Your fondue put us over the top.
- Really?
640
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,640
Which one do you like?
We're gonna stick to this.
641
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,400
- I have a thing for blondes.
- Good. I'll take anything.
642
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,680
They're sweet little angels.
643
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,640
In two minutes,
I want you to grab my guitar...
644
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,520
...bring it to me,
put it in my hands and step back.
645
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,520
- You play?
- Just bring me the guitar.
646
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,480
Wait. Hey, hey, where's the sugar?
647
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,720
I don't think I have any.
648
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,120
- That's great. He's a cop.
- Come here.
649
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,000
- Both of you.
- You're so funny.
650
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,480
It's like a magpie convention in here.
651
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,120
Let's get the cup out.
652
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,240
Thank you, Big Earl.
653
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:13,880
Do you ever get scared out there,
on the streets?
654
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,760
Yeah. I'd like to say no,
but the truth is, I do sometimes.
655
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:24,120
I'm one of those guys that's more about
helping others than helping myself.
656
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,040
- There we go.
- It's all I knew.
657
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,280
It's more that there's someone
I might not be able to help.
658
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,920
A citizen that needs aid,
or even an animal.
659
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,640
- Look what I found.
- Put that away. Put it away!
660
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,800
Hutch, you gotta play.
Come on. Play, play. Please.
661
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,120
Don't you wanna play?
Come on. Hutch!
662
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,720
All right. Holly, turn off the music.
663
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,280
- Now, come on!
- Oh, sorry.
664
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,360
Look alive. Let's go.
665
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,120
- Hutch is gonna play.
- What have you gotten me into, Starsky?
666
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:57,160
- Thought we were partners.
- Come on, Hutch!
667
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,760
One, two, three.
668
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:03,960
- That was great, Hutch!
- Come on, you guys.
669
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,360
It was just a guy here with a guitar,
singing his heart out.
670
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,960
Starsky's bored.
671
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,480
- Anybody else bored?
- What?
672
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,600
- A club could be fun.
- Club. Yeah.
673
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,480
Okay, I'll get some more coffee
and then we'll go.
674
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,040
Is he okay?
675
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,720
Isn't this place great?
676
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,440
Do you like places like this?
677
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,320
You're a cheerleader,
so you're dancing in formation.
678
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,600
This place can't be fun,
because it's like you're at work.
679
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,000
Are you okay?
You seem kind of wound up.
680
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,520
Wound up?
No, I'm just pumped. I'm excited.
681
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:07,600
Rock-solid, ready to go. A little bit
paranoid, but feeling really good.
682
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,320
- Can I kiss you?
- Okay.
683
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,120
- Watch it, man.
- Excuse me?
684
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,800
I said, watch it. Floor's for dancing.
You can tell by the lights.
685
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,000
- Wanna tangle, curly?
- Come on. No.
686
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,080
- No, we're gonna dance.
- No, no, no.
687
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,560
Curly wants to tangle.
688
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,280
- Do you really want a piece of this?
- I don't want a piece.
689
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,440
I want the whole thing.
690
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,480
Yeah!
691
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,320
- Oh, my, folks!
- Please don't do this.
692
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,840
- Don't worry. I can take him.
- It's not that.
693
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,480
You shouldn't do this
because it's so lame.
694
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,360
Tonight, our own Dancing Rick
is being called out...
695
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,960
...by new guy David Stamsky.
- No, no, Starsky.
696
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,920
Back at you.
If you've got a pair of sunglasses...
697
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:57,560
...l'd put them on, because I got a feeling
these two are gonna light it up!
698
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,880
Boz, reel it in!
699
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,640
All right, settle down.
Everybody settle.
700
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,560
You know the rules.
Keep it safe, keep it sexy...
701
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:12,000
...and above all, turn up the night!
702
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,920
Dancing Rick getting warmed up here.
703
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,760
What's he gonna bring out
for the appetizer course?
704
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:24,640
Oh, it's a little hand-over-hand tuggle, man,
right into the center of the floor.
705
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,880
That's all he's giving him.
706
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,000
That's a bucketful of confidence.
707
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,440
Over to new guy David Starsky.
708
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,360
This guy could be trouble.
709
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:43,280
It's the Wild West.
Those are six-guns full of sexy.
710
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,400
The good, the bad and the groovy.
711
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,560
One, two, three, four,
we've got disco war, folks.
712
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:56,800
Dancing Rick's going, "I don't like you,
but I respect your moves."
713
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,600
Here comes Starsky again.
714
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:04,240
Driving that disco big rig.
Shift gears, blow your funky horn.
715
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,440
Pull into the truck stop and get yourself
some scrapple made out of sexy.
716
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:13,480
Disco Rick brings it right back
and he's not wasting any time, folks.
717
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:17,680
From the future of 1984,
that's a funky disco robot.
718
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:22,400
They're both on the floor, folks,
eye to eye. It's disco Vietnam.
719
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,760
Neither one's blinking or backing down.
720
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,360
Let's see what happens.
721
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,800
Angry cat.
Kitten has claws.
722
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,200
All right, looks like it's over.
Remember, $2 Harvey Wall...
723
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,880
Oh, my God!
David Starsky, taking it over the line!
724
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,360
How about that?
Very sexy, very macho.
725
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,600
But that's a little too close to call.
726
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,560
We'll have to depend on our patented
American Lights Applause-O-Meter.
727
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:58,920
So let's bring out our combatants, folks.
Come on, big hand for them.
728
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,520
Here we go.
729
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:06,360
First off, over to my man,
Dancing Rick.
730
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:12,120
And over to the new guy,
David Starsky.
731
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,880
Folks, pretty close.
I hate to do this...
732
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,760
...but I gotta give it to my man
Dancing Rick.
733
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,840
Boo! Boo!
734
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,720
What? Hey, hey, do it again!
That's B.S.
735
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,120
- What?
- I won. Do the applause thing again!
736
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,120
It was just for fun. Forget it...
737
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,720
- I said, do it again, liar!
- Not cool, not cool!
738
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,240
- Liar! Do it again!
- All right.
739
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,320
Hey, hey, settle down.
Settle down.
740
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,440
I'm a cop. It's cool.
741
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,360
It's okay.
742
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,120
It's okay, it's okay!
Calm down, people.
743
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:50,000
Bay City P.D.
We got him.
744
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,960
We're gonna get you home.
745
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,560
- Where am I?
- You were freaking out.
746
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:58,640
- I had to take you down.
- What?
747
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,080
There we go.
748
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:05,560
Easy does it.
749
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,120
Here we go.
750
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,600
I think I was drugged.
751
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,320
Sounds like you did coke.
752
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,480
I mean, from what I've read
about the effects.
753
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,880
I don't use coke.
I had coffee tonight.
754
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,040
- What is that?
- Sweetener, right?
755
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,880
The stuff from Earl?
What are you doing with this?
756
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,720
- Hutch?
- Where'd you get this?
757
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,040
- I beat that guy. What was that about?
- You did.
758
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:44,400
- You won. You danced your heart out.
- And everybody saw it.
759
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,880
- Sleep.
- I was robbed.
760
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,920
I know. We was robbed.
We was robbed.
761
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,400
Go to sleep.
762
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:58,280
Go to sleep, tiny dancer. All right.
763
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,240
Jesus Christ.
764
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,200
- Is he okay?
- Oh, yeah, he's okay.
765
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,960
He just needs to sleep it off.
766
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,840
Quite a night, huh?
767
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,440
You can say that again.
768
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,600
Guess it's kind of winding down.
769
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,320
- Well, it doesn't have to be over.
- What do you mean?
770
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,240
Where did that come from?
771
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,280
I just want you to know,
I really like your partner.
772
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:40,520
- I know, he's such a good guy.
- This is just, like, whatever.
773
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:44,040
I don't think we even have to judge it.
It's too natural.
774
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,760
- Okay.
- It's just...
775
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,200
You guys wanna kiss? Yeah.
776
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,440
I hear somebody stirring.
There he is.
777
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,120
I feel for you.
778
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,600
Jesus! Please, turn that off!
779
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,760
Easy, killer.
Just a blender.
780
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:23,640
- What time is it?
- Time for Hutch's hangover cure.
781
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000
- What's in it?
- Pepto-Bismol, Aunt Jemima mix...
782
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,120
...Tang and a little flat Tab.
783
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,520
Most important thing.
784
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,040
And a raw egg.
785
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:37,480
Saves lives. Trust me.
786
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,160
And?
787
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,280
- It's good.
- What did I tell you?
788
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,720
Sorry about last night.
789
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:54,040
- Thanks for taking care of the girls.
- Hey, no problem. Happy to do it.
790
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,680
What are partners for?
Speaking of which...
791
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:02,960
...I checked this stuff out and even though
it tastes like sugar, that is cocaine.
792
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,040
- You sure?
- I'm sure...
793
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:10,480
...Stacey's sure, Holly's sure...
794
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,120
How do you like your eggs?
795
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:17,160
Didn't Huggy mention something
about a coke deal going down?
796
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,760
"One for the Guinness Book,"
was how he put it.
797
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,760
Seems like a big coincidence.
798
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,920
Why don't I drive?
You don't look good.
799
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,760
No. If I'm alive, I drive.
800
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,800
Rhyming already, you must be...
801
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,960
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
802
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,520
He blew out my fricking window!
803
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,000
All right! Enough with the car!
We get it!
804
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,880
Stop shooting my car!
805
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,040
Okay, cover me. Say when.
806
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,840
Go!
807
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,240
Zebra to base,
I want you to run a plate.
808
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,000
Larry, one, apple, nine, eight, four.
809
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,200
Larry, one, apple, nine, eight, four.
810
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:02,800
- Damn it!
- You okay?
811
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,200
Look at this! This is horrible!
812
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,880
What kind of world do we live in
where somebody does this?
813
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,240
Well, I think he was aiming at us.
814
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,240
Think this is funny?
Seriously, is this funny?
815
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,240
Zebra 3, we have an ID on that plate.
Lee M. Chau, 1325 Western.
816
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,240
- I repeat...
- Ready to dish out a little payback?
817
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:58,840
Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
818
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,080
- The hell was that?
- I think it's his kid.
819
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:09,680
All right, just sit tight, little boy.
Well, well, well, this looks familiar.
820
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,080
Possession of cocaine and
attempted murder, huh?
821
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,000
- Jesus!
- What was that?
822
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:21,280
That ain't a kid! It's a tiny little man!
And he's got knives! Goddamn!
823
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,080
- My arm!
- Oh, shit!
824
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,520
Make him stop! Make him stop!
Tell him to stop! Stop it!
825
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,880
Starsky! Starsky, we need to go now!
Come on!
826
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,840
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
827
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,120
All right, now...
828
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:53,200
Okay, time out. Let's just take a little break.
I'm gonna get out of here... Jeez!
829
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,200
Oh, mama! What is your problem?
830
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,080
I said, time out!
831
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,000
Hutch! A little help.
832
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:10,240
He pinned you good, partner.
On three. One, two...
833
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,080
Time to answer some questions,
old man.
834
00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:16,800
Who's the little dwarf you got
throwing knives at me and my partner?
835
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,160
That was no dwarf. That was my son.
836
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,320
Liar!
837
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:23,880
Come on, you're going downtown.
838
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,120
Let's go, Starsky. On your feet!
839
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,120
Now, you wanna tell me
who hired you?
840
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:03,120
We have a saying in Koreatown.
It goes, "Kiss my yellow ass, copper!"
841
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:09,080
All right. You wanna play games?
I got a game for you, Chau.
842
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,400
Let's play a little Russian roulette.
843
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,240
We got a little saying here in Bay City:
844
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,440
"You cross the line...
845
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,720
...your nuts are mine."
846
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,880
There's really a bullet in the gun.
847
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,560
- Yes, I know. That is the point...
- No, you don't understand.
848
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,800
- Let's play!
- The bullet went inside!
849
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,680
Come on, you wanna play,
let's play! Let's play!
850
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,640
- Your turn!
- No!
851
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,640
I thought you wanted to play. Come on,
Chau. You wanna play? Let's play a game!
852
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,160
- What are you doing? Jesus.
- Our little friend here is about to talk.
853
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:52,560
What in the holy...?
854
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:07,200
- All right, enough with the talking. Let's go.
- What? No! Starsky, no!
855
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:15,600
- You're crazy!
- Are you out of your mind?
856
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,920
Calm down.
857
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:24,200
Calm down? He tried to kill me. He shoot
everything. I have heart attack already.
858
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,160
It's over. It's over.
Just calm down.
859
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,440
- What?
- No, nothing. Nothing. This guy is funny.
860
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:44,040
- It's not about you.
- That's great. He can be your new partner.
861
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,400
Chau and Hutch. Sounds cool.
862
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:52,240
Forget it. All right, Chau, what else can
you tell me about the guys that hired you?
863
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:57,640
Not much. A couple of whiteys.
Nice suit. Perry Ellis.
864
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,960
They pay, I do job.
865
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,520
- What did they look like?
- I don't know.
866
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:06,040
They were white.
All you guys look alike to me.
867
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,360
That's funny, all you guys
look alike to us. Orientals.
868
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,040
So where'd you meet him?
869
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:20,520
We met... How do you say? By water.
870
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,760
- At the beach?
- No, no, no. On water.
871
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:29,400
- Right, a boat. You met on a boat.
- No, no, no. Not a boat.
872
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,360
It's a yacht.
873
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,280
Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth!
We know that you will.
874
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,160
- All right.
- What's that mean?
875
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,320
We have a special delivery for
the little lady. It's right over here.
876
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:28,800
Let's see what's inside.
877
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:56,520
- These pantomimes suck.
- Don't look at me. I didn't hire them.
878
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,440
- Well, who did?
- I don't know.
879
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,360
These pantomimes aren't very good.
880
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,320
This must be Reese's big surprise.
881
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,640
Look at me, guys,
I'm a mime too.
882
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,440
- Everyone's miming something.
- Embarrassing.
883
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,440
- Reese just left.
- I know.
884
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,040
- Stay here, I'll follow him.
- I'll follow him.
885
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:31,280
No, you stay. Keep them occupied.
You're doing great. They love you.
886
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,320
I might do the glass wall
one more time.
887
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,360
Boo!
888
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:53,320
Terrific. Tell him you like him, ask him to
sit by you at the cafeteria. How do I know?
889
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:58,160
What am I, your counselor? Yeah, I'd like
to get to the information that I need, okay?
890
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:01,040
It's done.
891
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:07,080
My buddy delivered the package. It's in
your garage. It's locked up nice and tight...
892
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,040
- ... in case anybody gets nosy.
- No one saw him?
893
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,360
Not a soul.
894
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,240
Now, about my fee...
895
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:17,160
You'll be paid as soon as I've
checked it out. If you'll excuse me...
896
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,720
- Reese, wait.
- What?
897
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,160
- Mazel tov, man.
- Thanks.
898
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:24,600
They grow up so fast.
899
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:29,000
- Go play dragon. I gotta go.
- All right. Big kisses.
900
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:35,520
Thank you, everybody, for coming out to
celebrate my little girl's bat mitzvah.
901
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:39,440
I should say "young woman."
Lt'll take me a while to get used to that.
902
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,000
- This guy's good. Sweet.
- It's in his garage.
903
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,080
- What?
- The cocaine is in his garage.
904
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,320
- Are you sure?
- We take him down now.
905
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,320
- Let's go.
- All right, cut the music.
906
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,080
Cut the music.
907
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,720
I think I speak for everyone
when I say we're a little mimed out.
908
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,200
Don't worry. Show's over.
909
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,640
You're under arrest for possession
with intent to sell.
910
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,760
- This man's a drug dealer.
- Okay, I think what we have...
911
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,720
- Maybe you didn't hear us.
- Take it easy, everybody.
912
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,840
You're making the biggest mistake
of your life, hear me?
913
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,160
You're the one making
the mistake, pusher.
914
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,040
Kevin, call my attorney,
please. Ridiculous.
915
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,840
- Open it.
- My hands are tied.
916
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,800
Fine. Allow me.
917
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,800
Let this be a lesson to everyone,
especially you kids.
918
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,040
Don't be fooled by the first-class suit
and the big house.
919
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:32,480
Reese Feldman's nothing more than
a two-bit drug dealer.
920
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,560
You want some proof?
921
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,080
Here's some proof.
922
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,040
This is a bad man.
923
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,480
And this is what bad men do.
924
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,600
A pony!
925
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,200
Happy bat mitzvah, baby. I love you.
926
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,520
Take the kids in, come on.
Let's go, kids.
927
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:01,880
It's all right, baby, it's okay. Come here.
Come here. We'll get you a new pony.
928
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,400
Hey there, little fella. You okay?
929
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:17,000
Mr. Feldman, on behalf of the
entire Bay City Police Department...
930
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:21,760
...I sincerely apologize.
- That's okay, captain.
931
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:25,360
My attorney here would love to
take them down, but I know...
932
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:27,320
...that in the bottom
of their hearts...
933
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:32,320
...these two detectives were just
trying to protect me and my family.
934
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,920
I gotcha. Thank you.
935
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,480
I respect your attitude,
but you can be sure...
936
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,400
...it will never happen again,
because as of now...
937
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:47,400
...both of you are suspended indefinitely.
938
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:52,320
Look, cap, this was my fault.
Don't drag Hutch into this. I shot the pony.
939
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,160
You care what happens to Hutch?
940
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:58,080
You filed for transfer two weeks ago,
citing his behavior as a reason.
941
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,160
- Captain...
- Oh yeah, yeah. Check this out.
942
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,920
Sounds like you're quite
the crime fighter, Hutch.
943
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:07,680
- You filed for a transfer?
- Guns and badges, right here, on my desk.
944
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,120
Your mother would be
very disappointed in you.
945
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,920
Man, I've really had it with that Doby.
I mean, it's enough already.
946
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:39,040
"Cavorting with nefarious characters.
Conduct unbecoming of an officer."
947
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,760
I wrote that two weeks ago.
Things are really cool with us now.
948
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,360
- Hey, did you go through my locker?
- No.
949
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,720
- You went through my locker.
- I might have looked inside...
950
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:53,400
If you got a problem with someone, tell it
to their face. You come to them as a man.
951
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:58,320
You don't go behind their back and write
a thesis and try to get transferred.
952
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,120
Backstabber!
953
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:10,080
Yeah, don't anybody work
with David Starsky.
954
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,920
He'll stab you in the back.
955
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:17,720
You've got to let this go.
We got lucky. These guys screwed up.
956
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:21,080
- They can't even touch us now. It is over.
- I don't care.
957
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:25,200
No one dresses as a mime and embarrasses
me at my daughter's bat mitzvah.
958
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:26,960
In my own house, no less.
959
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,480
Have some perspective.
We're almost finished.
960
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:33,560
We're a few days from closing
a $35-million deal. Let it slide.
961
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:36,880
Yeah, I'll let it slide. When they're dead.
962
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,600
Why did I get so lucky?
963
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,840
I don't know, I just love
when you talk so tough.
964
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,280
Of course you do. That's why
you're my girlfriend on the side.
965
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,520
Hey, Hutch.
966
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,560
"Ruin me!"
967
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,080
Excuse me, let me have
a minute with my friend.
968
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:17,240
He didn't care if he got ruined. That was
the whole point of the episode. Did you...?
969
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:21,480
Hutch, you gonna have to lay up off
of this juice. You had too much to drink.
970
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:27,040
Come on. I feel like a million bucks.
Just laughing, having a good time.
971
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,800
It ain't even funny no more.
972
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:33,440
There used to be a time here when you
peed against the wall, you did it outside.
973
01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:39,920
Lighten up, it's Friday night.
Okay? It's a bar.
974
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:43,200
Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon, man.
Snap out of it.
975
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:48,680
- What time is it?
- It's 5:00, man.
976
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:54,160
Shit. I'm supposed to pick up Willis at 3.
Huggy, I'm sorry, we...
977
01:08:56,480 --> 01:09:00,240
Hutch! Hey, Hutch! You home?
978
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:04,480
You were supposed to pick me up
at 3:00 today. What happened?
979
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:06,800
Deadbeat.
980
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:32,080
If you could have yourself one wish,
what would it be for?
981
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,560
"Mama put the salt back on a
straight line with the pepper...
982
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:39,360
...and got that look like when
she be telling me that old wise stuff.
983
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,480
She told Nobie he
should wish for..."
984
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:46,880
Good friends. Free to Be You and Me.
That's what Mama tells Nobie to wish for.
985
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,360
- Well, well, well.
- How you doing, Willis?
986
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:53,320
- I'm pretty good.
- Yeah? Got you something.
987
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:57,120
Damn. A wrist rocket.
988
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:02,320
- Watch out with that thing. Very powerful.
- Cool. Thanks, Starsky.
989
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:05,760
Pretty sure those are illegal.
Even though you're my friend...
990
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:08,000
...might have to report you to Doby.
991
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:13,720
All right. Okay, look, Hutch, can we...?
992
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:16,680
Is it all right if I talk
to you outside?
993
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:19,520
No, I better stay here with the kid.
994
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:22,880
All right. Hey, feel better, all right?
995
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,640
You got it.
996
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:30,400
- Can you believe that guy? What a...
- Hutch, the man was trying to apologize.
997
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,480
Dig this, man. Someone once said...
998
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:37,520
..."To err is human, to forgive, divine."
999
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:41,000
What idiot said that?
1000
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:45,120
I believe that was God,
the greatest mack of all.
1001
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,200
David. David.
1002
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:52,160
Yeah.
1003
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,640
Okay, so, what did you wanna say?
1004
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:59,480
Nothing. Apparently you're too busy
and I'm not worth it. It's fine.
1005
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:02,120
- Really, it's good.
- Come on, let's hear it.
1006
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:07,400
There's nothing that... I just was gonna
say that I think you're a good cop.
1007
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:11,840
- Okay, well, thank you.
- And I am...
1008
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:16,200
...sorry about what I wrote in the report.
1009
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:20,280
Yeah, because I'm telling you, I felt like
I'd just gotten my world rocked...
1010
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,120
- Are you crying?
- What's that?
1011
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:26,760
- Are you crying?
- No, I'm not crying. You're crying.
1012
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,120
It's okay to cry. People cry.
1013
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:34,880
That's great, but I'm not crying. I'm not a
crier. I don't cry. I work out. I have hobbies.
1014
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:36,320
- Come here.
- What?
1015
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:40,000
- Come here. I forgive you, all right?
- Okay.
1016
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,640
I forgive you.
1017
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:45,600
Okay, that's probably enough.
That's enough.
1018
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,320
- All right?
- Okay.
1019
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,360
- Are we good?
- Yeah, we're good.
1020
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:52,080
Because we got some people
that want us dead.
1021
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:56,720
They took a shot at you. They tried to
blow up my house, almost killed little Willis.
1022
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:59,240
We gotta do... Now what?
1023
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:02,360
Nothing. I'm just excited.
Let's get these scumbags!
1024
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:05,440
- Get them! That's what I wanna see.
- Let's get them!
1025
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:08,520
- Get some tissues. Let's go.
- What are you doing?
1026
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:09,760
- Damn. I'll tell you that.
- Look, I'm telling you, it's right here.
1027
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:14,520
Reese is meeting with the biggest drug
dealers in back alleys all over the place.
1028
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,880
But talking isn't illegal.
1029
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:21,040
Yeah, the guy's not stupid.
He knows how to stay clean.
1030
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:22,960
Dirty ones always do.
1031
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:27,680
We gotta find a way to get close to him,
get inside and hear what's going on.
1032
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:30,600
It's gonna be tough.
The guy knows what we look like.
1033
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:33,080
He doesn't know what
Huggy Bear looks like.
1034
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:40,400
Man, this is a bunch of crap.
I am an urban informant. I am not a snitch.
1035
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:44,280
- Come on, Huggy, what's the difference?
- A snitch wears a wire.
1036
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:47,320
A snitch is the scum
of the information industry.
1037
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:50,920
A snitch has no soul.
Damn, man, that shit hurt.
1038
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:53,360
- I'm sorry.
- You got to be more careful.
1039
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:56,960
We wouldn't ask you to do this
unless it was really important.
1040
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,480
- I'm gonna owe you one.
- More than one, man.
1041
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:02,760
Let's slow down with the scorekeeping.
I might remember...
1042
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:06,960
...stuff I've overlooked over the years,
then mention it to my partner here.
1043
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,240
How'd that be?
1044
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:16,640
- All right, man, get this over with. Hurry up.
- All right. All right. Good. We're done.
1045
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:19,640
- All right, let's get that outfit.
- Outfit?
1046
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:24,760
Oh, no, man. You know Huggy Bear
wouldn't wear that, man.
1047
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:28,200
Come with something better.
Take that shit back to Florida.
1048
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:29,840
That ain't me, baby.
1049
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:38,280
Mr. Casual. So nice of you to join us.
1050
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:40,880
Sorry about that, sir.
1051
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:43,440
What would you say this is?
1052
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,600
Golf?
1053
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:50,040
Real funny, Amos.
Give me the 9-iron.
1054
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,520
- Where the hell's my 9-iron?
- I was gonna bring...
1055
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:01,640
Let me explain something to you.
1056
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,640
You are in charge
of this area right here.
1057
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,200
Clubs come out.
They gotta go back in.
1058
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:11,960
I realize this is a complex procedure, but it's
up to you to manage the whole business.
1059
01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:13,400
Do you got that, Nipsey?
1060
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,800
- Yes.
- I should make you run...
1061
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:20,200
... back to the driving range and get it.
Just give me the wedge.
1062
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,560
3-wood?
My man gave me a 3-wood.
1063
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,720
Do you even know what
a pitching wedge is?
1064
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:33,000
- Are you even a real caddy?
- Come on.
1065
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:38,840
Look, man, this grass is
Alabama Creeping Bent...
1066
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,360
... as opposed to Georgia Creeping Bent.
1067
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,040
It's lighter.
1068
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:47,440
- Lighter meaning faster?
- Exactly.
1069
01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:53,080
Hold this.
1070
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:00,280
Look at that. Good shot.
1071
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,600
- You know a lot about golf.
- I know even more about grass.
1072
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:11,560
I don't question that.
1073
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:15,200
- That was a great shot. Don't even start.
- Fine. Back to business.
1074
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:18,600
The stuff is all ready to be moved.
All two tons of it.
1075
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:22,200
We're gold. We need to be at
the banquet by 2 p.m. Anything else?
1076
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,080
Yeah, just stay calm and...
1077
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:27,440
What, are we dating?
Why are you standing so close to me?
1078
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,440
- Back off.
- It's cool, baby.
1079
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,280
What is your deal?
1080
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:39,200
The Nearly There banquet.
Remember? It's tomorrow.
1081
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:43,640
- How's he gonna move coke at a banquet?
- I don't know, but we gotta be there.
1082
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,600
No, can't. He'll kill us if he sees us.
1083
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,800
You wanna use my wig guy.
1084
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:44,640
Hello, sir. May I check your briefcase?
1085
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,520
Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot.
1086
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,640
Thank you very much.
1087
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:03,960
Now, what you wanna do is take
this ticket stub. It's for the raffle.
1088
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:07,000
And see that car up on stage?
1089
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:13,360
There's seven of them, all up for grabs,
with plenty of trunk space.
1090
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:23,120
Trunk space. I get it. Very good.
Very good. Thank you very much.
1091
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:39,360
- That's what I'm talking about. Right here.
- There we go.
1092
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:42,680
- What do you think?
- I love it. Great stuff.
1093
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,440
Yeah, you look just like a rich cowboy,
came riding in off the farm.
1094
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:50,080
- Do me a favor. Tip your hat forward.
- No, I like it where it is.
1095
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:54,360
- No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it.
- Will you stop with that?
1096
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:56,640
That voice makes you sound crazy.
1097
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,920
It makes me sound like Maury Finkel...
1098
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,080
...founder of Finkel Fixtures,
a lighting fixture chain.
1099
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:06,560
Oh, it's a little voice and a character.
You got a whole back-story. That's good.
1100
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:09,440
Little touches. You wanna
make the character real.
1101
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:12,360
- What's your character?
- I don't really...
1102
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:15,080
I don't have a character.
I don't do voices.
1103
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:19,960
We're going upstairs. People will
recognize us if we don't have a character.
1104
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:21,880
- Think of something.
- Okay.
1105
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:23,280
Buck up, let's do it.
1106
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,520
How are you? How's it going?
1107
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:31,480
All right. How you doing? All right.
1108
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:35,920
Look at these two hot chickens.
Finkel wants some dinkle. Give it to me.
1109
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:40,600
Come on. Do it.
Lay it on, right here. Do it. Do it.
1110
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,640
He means a kiss. We're doing
little voices. Undercover.
1111
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:45,080
Come on, sweetie. Do it.
1112
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:49,480
- That's a sweet little pucker. I love it.
- Can I get you two a drink?
1113
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:52,080
You sure can, sweetheart.
Johnnie Red, neat.
1114
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,000
- Okay.
- Do it. Do it.
1115
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,800
All right. And you?
1116
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:05,560
- Do it. Bacardi and cola. Do it, do it.
- Okay. I'll be right back.
1117
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,200
- What are you doing?
- What?
1118
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:10,360
- What was that? You just stole my voice.
- No, I didn't.
1119
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:13,560
You gotta come up with your own voice.
That's my thing.
1120
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:17,040
- I don't have a cool voice like you.
- Come up with a character.
1121
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:20,960
You're a Texas oil tycoon guy.
You have, like, a moustache...
1122
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,040
Don't shame me.
1123
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:24,640
Let's sit down. Come on.
1124
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:30,280
So we can get down to business and then
get back to the business of getting down.
1125
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:34,000
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
Let's get down!
1126
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,680
Captain Doby, you're not right.
1127
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:43,280
But today is right.
Can I see a show of hands?
1128
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:46,360
I'm talking to everyone in this room.
1129
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,480
How many of us have made a mistake?
1130
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,040
- Guilty.
- Yeah.
1131
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:54,520
You know, I believe it was our buddy
Bill Shakespeare who said...
1132
01:20:54,680 --> 01:21:00,640
..."To err is human, but to forgive,
well, that's right on."
1133
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,800
That's exactly why
we're here today.
1134
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:06,720
Because everyone out there
deserves a second chance. Everyone.
1135
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:12,600
Thank you. I didn't say it.
Bill Shakespeare did.
1136
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,440
Some of these guys were
in our surveillance.
1137
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,400
- I know.
- Check out the guy behind us.
1138
01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:20,280
Already did.
1139
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:23,160
You think he's got the stuff here?
1140
01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:27,720
- Where?
- I'd like to thank Bay City Volkswagen...
1141
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:33,480
...for donating seven brand-new cars
to our annual fundraising raffle.
1142
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:35,560
Thank you, Bay City Volkswagen.
1143
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:39,480
Okay, everybody. Go ahead,
pull out your ticket stubs.
1144
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:43,760
Hope you held onto it. Hate to have your
number called and have it left behind.
1145
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,760
Because this train's
leaving the station.
1146
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:58,040
Tonight's first winner. 63.
1147
01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:01,080
- Hot damn, that baby's mine!
- Congratulations.
1148
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:02,640
That's one of his guys.
1149
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,920
- Thank you very much.
- Just wait here.
1150
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:08,200
We've got a winner, a new car owner.
Let him hear it.
1151
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:10,160
He's gonna ride home in class.
1152
01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:13,880
The car. Cocaine is in the car.
He's doing it in front of everybody.
1153
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:17,600
- He's not that stupid.
- No, but he's that arrogant. Trust me.
1154
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:20,040
Number 117.
1155
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,320
- Go.
- Right on! Yeah.
1156
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,720
Yes!
1157
01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:30,880
- Thank you very much.
- Sit. Now. Do it. Do it.
1158
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:35,480
Old Shakes McGinty did it!
Yes! Unbelievable!
1159
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:38,320
I'm a-richer, and I'm gonna kiss you.
1160
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,160
Get your hands off. I think...
I don't...
1161
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:44,080
My friend won. Give him the car. Do it.
1162
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,400
- Do what?
- The kid's from Texas.
1163
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:49,240
I don't know if he has a license.
He rides a horse.
1164
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:52,320
Do you have a ticket?
I need it to give you the car.
1165
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:55,040
- You gotta trust the kid.
- I can't, cowboy.
1166
01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:56,920
I need to see the ticket.
1167
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:59,640
Pop the trunk.
Let's get that new car smell.
1168
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:02,840
- Who wants a whiff of that new car smell?
- Let's smell it!
1169
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:09,320
That's what I'm talking about. Come on.
Pop the trunk. Seriously, do it. Do it.
1170
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:13,240
- Do it.
- Listen, jackass.
1171
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:17,320
Either give me a ticket or get the
hell off the stage. You dig that?
1172
01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:20,320
- Guys.
- Pop the trunk, candy man.
1173
01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:24,080
You heard him.
1174
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:25,960
Pop it.
1175
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,120
What the hell are you two doing?
1176
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,080
Pop it!
1177
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:33,000
You screwed it up once already, Starsky.
1178
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:39,200
Like you said, Feldman,
everyone deserves a second chance.
1179
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:44,520
What have we here?
1180
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:47,800
Does this look familiar? Some cocaine.
1181
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:51,840
Captain Doby, I suggest you take
this to the lab, get it analyzed...
1182
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,440
- Hutch!
- All right, freeze! Everybody, freeze!
1183
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:58,520
- Put your hands where I can see them!
- Relax, pal. Relax!
1184
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:01,880
- Let's do it!
- Put that gun down or I'll kill your friend.
1185
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:05,040
- Reese, what are we doing?
- Do it now! Put it down!
1186
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,200
I got a clean shot.
I need permission.
1187
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:09,560
No! No, Starsky.
1188
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:12,040
I can do it. Just move
your head to the left.
1189
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:17,080
No can do. You don't have my permission,
partner. I can't give it to you.
1190
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:21,360
- Your nuts are mine, Feldman.
- No, they're not! Your nuts are yours.
1191
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:25,840
Starsky, listen to me. I don't wanna die.
And I'm not giving you my permission.
1192
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:28,520
Please, put it down.
1193
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:32,640
Put it down. Down.
1194
01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:38,200
Okay. All right. You're right.
It's too close.
1195
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:40,360
Oh, thank God.
1196
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:45,600
Stay down!
1197
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:49,800
Doby?
1198
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:53,680
- Come on, let's move it! Let's go!
- What?
1199
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:56,480
Walk away. Walk away. Let's go.
1200
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:59,480
- Cap, are you okay?
- Yeah, I just got my wing clipped.
1201
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:02,560
- Who the hell shot me?
- I'm sorry. I was trying to get...
1202
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:06,560
Starsky! It was Reese Feldman.
Reese Feldman hit you, the son of a bitch.
1203
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,760
Well, go get him!
1204
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:12,160
- Is somebody coming?
- No, we're on vacation.
1205
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:13,920
- What's going on?
- Gotta go.
1206
01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:17,520
Oh, my God!
1207
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:21,560
- Baby, look out!
- Look, I wanna hit him!
1208
01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:24,680
- You okay?
- Yeah!
1209
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,600
- Watch out for the bunker!
- I don't know what a bunker is!
1210
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,600
It's a sand trap.
1211
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:49,440
- Go faster!
- I'm going fast. I got it floored.
1212
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:55,800
- Dogleg right up here on the par three.
- What?
1213
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:57,880
- Watch the bunker!
- What bunker?
1214
01:25:58,040 --> 01:25:59,520
Jesus!
1215
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:03,520
Come on. Pay attention.
1216
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,280
Hey! Get out of here!
1217
01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:17,560
- Move that ice cream truck now!
- No, you move.
1218
01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,480
- Bay City P.D. Move it!
- Let's go.
1219
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,840
Grab those and meet me
in the marina. Let's go. Move!
1220
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:26,520
If you guys are cops,
let's see some badge.
1221
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:30,880
- We don't have any badges.
- Show him your gun.
1222
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:34,040
Come on! Come on, move!
1223
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:49,840
- Come on, hurry up, let's go!
- They're coming!
1224
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:54,160
Come on, these two with the running
and the chasing. Stop! Go home.
1225
01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:56,840
Goodbye, heroes!
1226
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:58,840
- To the shipping yard!
- Got a boat?
1227
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,200
- No, but I got an idea.
1228
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:18,680
Hey, watch out!
1229
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:26,720
- Okay, now what?
- Okay, we're gonna take this car...
1230
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:29,200
...and land it on that boat.
1231
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:36,480
- You wanna crash the car into his boat?
- No, I wanna land it on that boat.
1232
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:38,600
Now, go.
1233
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:42,720
- Go!
- I can't do it.
1234
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:46,320
This is unbelievable. Here you get
me out here to risk my life...
1235
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:49,760
...and now you tell me you
can't do this? I'm a quitter, but...
1236
01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:55,640
- You're crying again.
- I'm not crying. This is different.
1237
01:27:56,640 --> 01:28:02,520
It's my mother. She always used to say that
this was too much car for me to handle.
1238
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:06,040
- She said that?
- Couldn't handle the V8.
1239
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:12,480
- I don't know, maybe she was right.
- Hey, look at me. Look at me.
1240
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:16,560
I am not your mother.
I'm your partner.
1241
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,600
Now, go!
1242
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:22,800
Go!
1243
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:30,120
- Things could go pretty wrong, so l...
- Keep your eyes on the road.
1244
01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:35,600
Listen to me, Ken. If we don't make it,
this... You know, us...
1245
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:39,520
- It's been good.
- It's been great.
1246
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:42,480
Now, will you stop talking
and hit that boat.
1247
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:45,680
It's not a boat, it's a yacht.
1248
01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:57,400
Son of a bitch!
1249
01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:03,880
- Come on, are you kidding me?
- Oh, my God. We almost just got killed.
1250
01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:08,160
Thanks for pointing out something
I couldn't notice. You're a benefit to have.
1251
01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:10,680
We should save them.
1252
01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:18,360
- Son of a bitch!
- Nice plan!
1253
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:21,440
You gave it too much gas
and you overshot it.
1254
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:26,520
- Car has a lot of horsepower. I'll go get it.
- What are you doing? Stop it.
1255
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:30,600
Starsky!
1256
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:36,520
- It hasn't hit the bottom yet.
- Stop, stop, damn it! Listen to me.
1257
01:29:36,680 --> 01:29:40,120
It's gone, okay? It's over.
1258
01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:44,440
- But it's my car.
- I know it is, partner. I know it is.
1259
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:52,960
Oh, my God, honey.
That was so incredible.
1260
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,520
I feel like my adrenaline is just...
1261
01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:58,920
You and me, babe. We are such
a good team, don't you think?
1262
01:29:59,120 --> 01:30:04,960
I mean, this is just the beginning. We could
go so far, honey. I feel so exhilarated.
1263
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:06,720
- Come on!
- What was that?
1264
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:09,200
Son of a bitch.
1265
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:12,600
What is it, Reese?
1266
01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:20,200
Who are you?
1267
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:22,760
I found your 9-iron, bitch.
1268
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:31,600
That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear.
Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?
1269
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:37,920
Yeah. Now, these will work.
1270
01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:41,080
What have we here?
1271
01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:47,120
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
1272
01:30:57,480 --> 01:31:01,680
- We don't really do private shows.
- But I'm a good friend of Huggy Bear.
1273
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:07,040
- It's kind of against cheerleading policy.
- You need to change that policy.
1274
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,240
You know what I can't figure out?
1275
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:11,800
How the hell did you know
to get on that boat?
1276
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:15,560
When your two boys put me on
that undercover golf course mission...
1277
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:19,960
...that cat, Reese? All he did
was talk about that damn yacht.
1278
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:25,080
And like I say, why go to the starting line
when you can go straight to the finish?
1279
01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:28,680
"Straight to the finish."
I like that, man. I like that.
1280
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:31,680
Are you interested in doing
any undercover work?
1281
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:34,840
- Not the least.
- Captain, let me borrow him for a second.
1282
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:40,440
The weird thing is, one of those briefcases
with $5 million just up and vanished.
1283
01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:44,160
Oh, what is this, a brand-new fur coat?
Look at this thing.
1284
01:31:44,360 --> 01:31:47,240
Yeah, I inherited some money
from a dead uncle of mine.
1285
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:50,160
Is that right? I didn't even
know you had an uncle.
1286
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:54,600
Well, I did.
And he was rich as hell too, baby.
1287
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:59,640
- Chin up, little man.
- I think he's still upset about the car.
1288
01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:02,160
Come on, let's get up.
You're going outside.
1289
01:32:02,320 --> 01:32:04,440
- No, thanks.
- We're taking you out.
1290
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:08,040
- We're gonna get you cleaned up.
- I don't feel like it.
1291
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:16,720
I know these two white dudes that got
a car that you might be interested in.
1292
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:21,160
- I don't want another car, Hug.
- Come on, at least take a look.
1293
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:27,400
My car. Where did you...?
1294
01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:37,640
Hey, Hutch, who the hell
are these guys?
1295
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:40,360
I don't know, but I get
a good vibe from them.
1296
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:44,440
So you selling the car?
1297
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:47,680
Well, actually, your friend here
has already paid for it.
1298
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:52,200
I owe you one, Huggy.
1299
01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:57,520
- All right.
- Come on, give him the keys.
1300
01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:06,040
Thank you. Thank you.
1301
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:09,640
With this transmission,
you really wanna jump the clutch.
1302
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:12,360
- I usually...
- From second to fourth. I got it.
1303
01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:15,000
- Right.
- Come in, Zebra 3. We have a 420.
1304
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:17,040
Please respond.
1305
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:24,640
This is Zebra 3. We're on it.
Hutch, let's roll.
1306
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:26,800
I think he means you.
1307
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:30,480
- Good luck.
- Allow me.
1308
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:33,200
- All right, thank you.
- You're welcome.
1309
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:35,160
All right.
1310
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:36,800
Hey!
1311
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:39,520
Not the...
1312
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:45,200
- How does it feel?
- It feels pretty good.
1313
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:47,600
I'm gonna take it slow,
get the feel of it.
1314
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:49,440
No, no, that's smart. Do that.
1315
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,120
- Starsky.
- Hang on.
1316
01:33:57,320 --> 01:33:59,920
- No. No!
- Hang on!