1 00:00:44,332 --> 00:00:46,892 Always considering the best interest... 2 00:00:47,132 --> 00:00:48,770 ..and well-being of the child. 3 00:00:48,972 --> 00:00:51,042 Therefore, you may make visitation.. 4 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:53,931 ..every other week and Christmas Eve.. 5 00:00:54,172 --> 00:00:56,970 ..and on Easter Sunday, wearing your pretty Easter outfits. 6 00:00:57,492 --> 00:01:01,280 Your honor, my ex-husband is addicted to pills and he's a thief! 7 00:01:01,492 --> 00:01:05,405 Because of his record, I lost my job as a secretary for the FBI. 8 00:01:05,652 --> 00:01:08,212 He was the finest high-school tailback I ever saw. 9 00:01:08,732 --> 00:01:11,963 Of course he's had his run-ins with the law, but he's.. 10 00:01:12,212 --> 00:01:14,407 ..made his accommodations with the authorities. 11 00:01:14,732 --> 00:01:17,121 Being an informer for the vice squad.. 12 00:01:17,372 --> 00:01:20,364 ..hardly qualifies him to raise a seven-year-old! 13 00:01:20,612 --> 00:01:22,762 Neither does being a mother without a job! 14 00:01:23,012 --> 00:01:25,287 But I lost it because of him! 15 00:01:26,332 --> 00:01:27,765 Little lady.. 16 00:01:27,972 --> 00:01:29,803 ..my decision is final. 17 00:01:33,372 --> 00:01:34,691 Next case. 18 00:01:59,772 --> 00:02:00,887 The big man's here! 19 00:02:01,092 --> 00:02:03,686 -When does she go on? -Pretty soon, Jerry. 20 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,890 -Welcome to Eager Beaver, gentlemen. -Thank you. 21 00:02:10,732 --> 00:02:12,290 Keep it close. 22 00:02:12,852 --> 00:02:15,491 -Keep it very close. -You got it. 23 00:02:16,572 --> 00:02:18,483 Last stop, okay? 24 00:02:20,092 --> 00:02:22,890 -What do you say, congressman? -Poontang. 25 00:02:23,092 --> 00:02:25,686 The night is young and full of promise, my boy. 26 00:02:25,892 --> 00:02:27,291 Great! 27 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:34,528 Now look, this has to be the last one. Now I told- 28 00:02:34,772 --> 00:02:38,481 Come on! We got a rehearsal tomorrow. 29 00:02:42,332 --> 00:02:44,892 Melissa thinks I'm in temple. What if she calls? 30 00:03:02,332 --> 00:03:04,562 We've got the legendary twin temples from Fort Lauderdale. 31 00:03:05,372 --> 00:03:08,887 Miss Urbana Sprawl wrapping up on the great stage. 32 00:03:19,372 --> 00:03:21,488 Nice spot, isn't it, Erb? 33 00:03:21,772 --> 00:03:23,410 It's very uplifting, sir. 34 00:03:26,852 --> 00:03:30,481 -Jerry, the usual Evian with lime? -Please. 35 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:32,520 From Paris, France.. 36 00:03:32,772 --> 00:03:35,764 ..put it together for the fabulous Monique, Jr. ! 37 00:03:49,892 --> 00:03:51,484 Oh, my God. I love you! 38 00:04:01,572 --> 00:04:03,608 That song is killing me! 39 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:07,242 Those babies gonna wind up in traction, you don't play some ballads. 40 00:04:07,452 --> 00:04:08,646 God, it's freezing! 41 00:04:08,852 --> 00:04:12,891 They could store meat in here. In fact, they do store meat in here. 42 00:04:13,132 --> 00:04:15,043 No, I've been trying all day! 43 00:04:15,252 --> 00:04:17,083 Are you positive? 44 00:04:17,332 --> 00:04:18,731 No, thank you. 45 00:04:19,972 --> 00:04:22,725 -Can't reach her? -Darrell's phone's out of order. 46 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:26,521 I just know he's moved with her again to some new dump. 47 00:04:26,772 --> 00:04:28,842 God, what a nightmare! 48 00:04:29,052 --> 00:04:32,283 He drives around with her in that van. Drinking, taking pills... 49 00:04:32,532 --> 00:04:34,887 He doesn't even think about putting a seat belt on her. 50 00:04:35,132 --> 00:04:37,930 He's a dirtbag! You hang in there, honey. 51 00:04:38,172 --> 00:04:39,321 You'll get Angela back. 52 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,130 That judge will see the light. 53 00:04:41,372 --> 00:04:43,522 It's expensive light, I'll tell you that. 54 00:04:43,772 --> 00:04:45,888 It's gonna cost me $15,000 for this appeal. 55 00:04:46,092 --> 00:04:48,765 Is there even a chance I can make that in six weeks? 56 00:04:48,972 --> 00:04:52,885 You'll have to dance day and night and hope some Arab sheik shows up. 57 00:04:53,132 --> 00:04:56,886 I love you, girls, I do. But I can't work here when I go back to court. 58 00:04:57,092 --> 00:05:01,085 "Your honor, I found a new job. I'm working at the Eager Beaver." 59 00:05:01,332 --> 00:05:03,687 It's honest work. You have nothing to be ashamed of. 60 00:05:04,092 --> 00:05:07,289 I know that and you know that. But the judge won't. 61 00:05:07,492 --> 00:05:09,084 Not him. 62 00:05:13,972 --> 00:05:16,770 God, I still get nauseous before I have to go out there. 63 00:05:17,332 --> 00:05:18,560 You'll get over it. 64 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,285 Really? I can't imagine that. 65 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,283 You guys having a good time? 66 00:05:33,492 --> 00:05:34,766 Here's the lucky guy! 67 00:05:35,012 --> 00:05:37,401 You've come to the right place. Monique! 68 00:05:37,652 --> 00:05:39,290 Look at these hunks! 69 00:05:39,492 --> 00:05:41,164 We're having a party! 70 00:05:46,252 --> 00:05:48,686 Keep an eye on them bachelors. 71 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,365 They look like real trouble. 72 00:06:16,532 --> 00:06:21,162 It's time to strap yourselves in because you are going for a ride! 73 00:06:21,932 --> 00:06:23,445 In her eighth week here.. 74 00:06:23,692 --> 00:06:26,923 ..put your hands together and make her feel good. 75 00:06:27,172 --> 00:06:29,811 For the one, the only Erin Grant! 76 00:06:30,052 --> 00:06:32,122 How about that! 77 00:06:32,532 --> 00:06:34,727 -Larry King's at table six. -What's he wearing? 78 00:06:34,932 --> 00:06:37,810 -Tank top and gold chains -That's Larry, all right. 79 00:06:40,892 --> 00:06:43,201 -How do I look? -Better than me. 80 00:06:43,452 --> 00:06:46,046 That ain't easy. You talk to her? 81 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:49,092 Darrell's phone's out of order. I think he moved again. 82 00:06:49,332 --> 00:06:52,324 I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white ass up. 83 00:06:53,332 --> 00:06:56,688 That's really thoughtful, but I don't think it'd help me in court. 84 00:06:56,892 --> 00:06:59,770 Erin, come on. I can't have an empty stage. 85 00:06:59,972 --> 00:07:01,405 Man, let the chumps wait! 86 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,244 Going to the head. 87 00:08:07,452 --> 00:08:09,044 You'll behave? 88 00:08:56,932 --> 00:08:58,570 An angel appeared. 89 00:09:00,372 --> 00:09:03,330 An angel of pure delight. 90 00:09:36,892 --> 00:09:38,120 Go, Paul! 91 00:09:38,372 --> 00:09:41,125 I'm getting married this weekend to Melissa. 92 00:09:41,772 --> 00:09:42,727 You love her? 93 00:09:42,972 --> 00:09:45,361 -Very much. -Then go home to her. 94 00:09:46,972 --> 00:09:48,690 Shad! 95 00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:50,690 Shad! 96 00:09:54,812 --> 00:09:58,202 Listen up! The Flesh Farm is killing us and you know why? 97 00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:00,647 -They have free buffalo wings. -Their girls are hookers. 98 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:03,087 No, because their girls dance fast. 99 00:10:03,332 --> 00:10:05,846 And fast means sweat. And sweat.. 100 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,321 ..means drinking! 101 00:10:09,892 --> 00:10:11,007 Oh, my God! 102 00:10:12,972 --> 00:10:13,768 What was that? 103 00:10:16,452 --> 00:10:17,931 I got this. 104 00:10:28,372 --> 00:10:30,363 Coming through. Move out of the way. 105 00:10:30,852 --> 00:10:32,205 Way to go, Davey! 106 00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:41,090 Back up! Back the hell up! 107 00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:43,810 -You all right? -Fine. How about this guy? 108 00:10:44,092 --> 00:10:47,084 Good thing he was drunk. You could've gotten hurt. 109 00:10:47,412 --> 00:10:49,880 On the main stage, our lost little pussycat. 110 00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:54,529 Put your hands together for the one, the only Miss Sabrina Hepburn! 111 00:10:54,772 --> 00:10:56,364 Meow! 112 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:12,332 I leave you alone for five minutes! 113 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,405 Will you get in? Watch your foot, stupid. 114 00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:18,883 Malcolm's gonna shit a brick. Thank you. 115 00:11:19,252 --> 00:11:20,321 Did I touch any girls? 116 00:11:20,572 --> 00:11:23,086 Not this time, but you were recognized. 117 00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:25,203 Okay? Happy? 118 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,086 -How are you, little angel? -I'm fine, thank you. 119 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:43,090 -Kids just tear me up. -She's a brave one. 120 00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:45,408 You'll be in my prayers. 121 00:11:45,652 --> 00:11:47,688 God bless you, ma'am. 122 00:12:01,652 --> 00:12:02,687 Last stop, little 'un. 123 00:12:03,532 --> 00:12:04,681 Daddy, you're mean! 124 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,810 Evers and Jennings. This is the new model, the X12. 125 00:12:08,332 --> 00:12:10,800 -You're happy? -Oh, mucho happy. 126 00:12:11,452 --> 00:12:13,283 -Mucho happy? -Get in the van. 127 00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:15,130 Mucho, mucho, mucho ! 128 00:12:15,332 --> 00:12:19,086 Get in. We're in a loading zone. We don't wanna break the law. 129 00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:23,052 Daddy, did you tell Mommy that we moved? 130 00:12:25,132 --> 00:12:27,282 Of course I did, buttercup. 131 00:12:27,492 --> 00:12:28,811 Of course I did. 132 00:12:33,092 --> 00:12:35,890 How about a wine cooler, Erin? 133 00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:37,605 I got mango, passion fruit- 134 00:12:37,852 --> 00:12:41,481 Water would be just fine, Alberto. Thanks. 135 00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:44,924 Rita, the reason I stopped by is Darrell's moved again.. 136 00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:47,163 ..and I need his new phone number. 137 00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:50,162 Yeah? Well, you come to the wrong place. 138 00:12:50,412 --> 00:12:53,290 I hardly sleep nights and then I break out into- 139 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:57,162 Look, Erin, I got no idea where our brother is, okay? 140 00:12:58,372 --> 00:13:00,090 Shit! They got the cat! 141 00:13:00,332 --> 00:13:01,526 Wolves got no restraint. 142 00:13:01,772 --> 00:13:04,081 -Careful, sweetie. -Shut up! 143 00:13:05,972 --> 00:13:07,963 She's all caught up with them cubs. 144 00:13:08,692 --> 00:13:11,923 Some of the guys down at the nuclear plant.. 145 00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:16,211 ..they were asking me if you'd do, like.. 146 00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:17,891 ..private parties. 147 00:13:18,492 --> 00:13:19,561 I don't think so. 148 00:13:19,812 --> 00:13:21,848 Oh, that's a shame. 149 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:25,687 Because I'll bet that you are a great dancer. 150 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,929 Alberto, I'll go crazy if I don't get Darrell's new number. 151 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:32,050 I promised Angie I would call her every day and- 152 00:13:32,252 --> 00:13:33,526 I hear he moved, Darrell. 153 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,251 Alberto, where is he? 154 00:13:35,932 --> 00:13:37,968 You have to ask Rita about that. 155 00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:42,960 He calls here about twice a week. Collect. 156 00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:45,328 Need money, as usual.. 157 00:13:45,572 --> 00:13:47,130 ..but he don't speak to me. 158 00:13:47,372 --> 00:13:50,409 Got no respect for me even though I am.. 159 00:13:50,652 --> 00:13:52,882 ..a professional man. 160 00:13:53,692 --> 00:13:55,728 You're looking real good. 161 00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:57,883 Oh, God, I've got such a headache. 162 00:13:58,132 --> 00:13:59,850 Oh, yeah? You want some Advil? 163 00:14:00,532 --> 00:14:02,488 That would be so great. 164 00:14:02,732 --> 00:14:04,085 Well now, you sit right here. 165 00:14:04,332 --> 00:14:07,563 I'm gonna fix up that mean old headache. 166 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:24,888 Never mind. I've gotta run, but thanks anyhow. 167 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,645 Deerfield Beach? 168 00:14:41,332 --> 00:14:43,527 We had a good day, baby. 169 00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:45,888 Phone's ringing. Think it's Mama? 170 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:50,483 No, little 'un. I talked to her and she's too busy to call you. 171 00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:00,847 Damn him! 172 00:16:25,772 --> 00:16:27,842 Nice leg. Maybe I'll take it home. 173 00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:29,201 I recommend you let go. 174 00:16:29,452 --> 00:16:31,170 Here's 500, baby. 175 00:16:31,372 --> 00:16:32,361 What'd you say? 176 00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:58,727 What's with Princess Di tonight? 177 00:17:58,972 --> 00:18:01,202 Her husband disappeared with the kid again. 178 00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:45,291 I don't suppose you'd accept this in appreciation. 179 00:18:45,532 --> 00:18:46,885 No need. 180 00:18:47,132 --> 00:18:49,885 Senor Cucaracha here is gonna make me rich. 181 00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:52,327 Oh, my God! 182 00:18:52,572 --> 00:18:53,891 Is that a roach? 183 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,925 No, it's a fucking shrimp. Move, you're in my light. 184 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:02,685 Get some manners, mister! 185 00:19:05,292 --> 00:19:07,010 So this is the new brainstorm? 186 00:19:07,252 --> 00:19:11,325 The Wall Street Journal says this is the hottest-selling yogurt. 187 00:19:11,572 --> 00:19:12,687 I'll bring this in.. 188 00:19:12,932 --> 00:19:15,526 ..say my hair fell off from the shock. Boom. 189 00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:17,330 They pay off bigtime. 190 00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,528 Lawyer thinks it's a genius idea. 191 00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:22,491 Your lawyer has an office over a video store. 192 00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:26,563 Call me a dreamer. I don't wanna be a bouncer forever. 193 00:19:26,972 --> 00:19:30,123 Erin! Note from Jerry! 194 00:19:31,052 --> 00:19:32,883 What did it say? 195 00:19:34,052 --> 00:19:37,488 "Dearest Erin: I can help you get your daughter back. 196 00:19:37,692 --> 00:19:40,490 I ask nothing in return but a kind smile." 197 00:19:40,732 --> 00:19:41,687 Yeah, right! 198 00:19:41,892 --> 00:19:42,688 He's a weirdo. 199 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,526 You guys! He is totally harmless. 200 00:19:45,772 --> 00:19:46,841 Come on! 201 00:19:47,092 --> 00:19:50,368 "Also, could you add Kenny G to your routine? 202 00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:52,489 Anything from his Christmas album." 203 00:19:52,732 --> 00:19:53,926 That's sweet. 204 00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:55,969 We could do a Christmas show here! 205 00:19:56,452 --> 00:19:59,489 Seriously, it couldn't hurt to talk to him, right? 206 00:19:59,892 --> 00:20:02,850 -Only talking, no touching. -Ladies! Attention! 207 00:20:03,572 --> 00:20:05,722 -Major announcement. -Major asshole. 208 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,121 I heard that. 209 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,523 On Monday, I'm installing a ring. 210 00:20:11,652 --> 00:20:12,528 Mud wrestling? 211 00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:15,002 This is something that's really happening. 212 00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:17,129 It's contemporary. It's now. 213 00:20:17,372 --> 00:20:19,522 And it's creamed-corn wrestling. 214 00:20:19,772 --> 00:20:20,966 -Corn? -Corn wrestling? 215 00:20:21,252 --> 00:20:22,651 That's disgusting! 216 00:20:22,852 --> 00:20:25,491 I'm not putting these in corn. No way! 217 00:20:25,732 --> 00:20:27,529 What? No, it's terrific! 218 00:20:27,772 --> 00:20:29,524 In Israel, we did falafel wrestling. 219 00:20:29,772 --> 00:20:32,525 All the girls broke out in hives everywhere. 220 00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:34,125 And I mean, everywhere! 221 00:20:34,372 --> 00:20:36,602 Well, falafel, sure. This is corn! 222 00:20:38,012 --> 00:20:40,480 -What is this, a mutiny? -I don't think so. 223 00:20:41,012 --> 00:20:44,084 No chance that I'm gonna roll around naked in creamed corn.. 224 00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:47,728 ..with drunken yahoos trying to stick niblets up my hoo-hah. 225 00:20:47,972 --> 00:20:50,532 Not naked. Topless. 226 00:20:50,772 --> 00:20:52,922 Health Department won't go for naked. 227 00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:54,241 Not with food products. 228 00:20:54,492 --> 00:20:56,483 I always liked the Health Department. 229 00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:57,881 So you'll think about it? 230 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,645 -Not for one second. -Erin! 231 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,722 Please! 232 00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:02,809 You're getting a big following here. 233 00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:05,407 Even with that shit music, the guys love you. 234 00:21:05,852 --> 00:21:10,050 You go into the corn, you set a great example to the other girls. 235 00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:15,248 I got it! 236 00:21:15,772 --> 00:21:17,922 How about pasta wrestling? 237 00:21:18,172 --> 00:21:19,207 Now, that's classy. 238 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:22,728 Linguine, rigatoni? Just nothing with meat or fish. 239 00:21:23,652 --> 00:21:26,325 Orly, if I wanted to wrestle.. 240 00:21:26,572 --> 00:21:29,484 ..I would've joined the World Wrestling Federation. 241 00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:34,650 -And speaking of real class? -What's the problem? 242 00:21:34,852 --> 00:21:35,682 We hate these. 243 00:21:35,932 --> 00:21:38,890 They degrade women and beavers. 244 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:42,642 I'll take it under advisement. But just the coasters and the napkins. 245 00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:45,207 Not the sign. That's a landmark! 246 00:21:47,892 --> 00:21:49,484 Good night, darlin' . 247 00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:00,127 For you, Miss Grant. 248 00:22:02,332 --> 00:22:04,288 They're beautiful, Jerry. Thank you. 249 00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:05,527 You can call me Erin- 250 00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:08,002 I can't. I worship you too much. 251 00:22:08,572 --> 00:22:10,130 Believe me.. 252 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,488 ..I'm no one to be worshiped. 253 00:22:12,692 --> 00:22:14,523 I'm just trying to make a living. 254 00:22:14,772 --> 00:22:16,091 I worship your essence. 255 00:22:17,052 --> 00:22:19,441 If you were a nurse or a teacher, I'd feel the same. 256 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,807 You receive my note? 257 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:25,205 I did and, you know, I was wondering what you had in mind. 258 00:22:25,492 --> 00:22:28,290 I believe I can help you get your daughter back. 259 00:22:28,532 --> 00:22:31,046 I believe I can get to Judge Fingerhut. 260 00:22:33,372 --> 00:22:34,566 -How? -Through.. 261 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:38,521 ..a certain congressman who I'm certain will listen to me.. 262 00:22:39,452 --> 00:22:41,010 ..because I know some things. 263 00:22:41,692 --> 00:22:44,525 Things? Really? 264 00:22:44,772 --> 00:22:48,082 Well, you know what, Jerry? You're really a terrific guy.. 265 00:22:48,332 --> 00:22:51,005 ..and so supportive of me ever since I started here. 266 00:22:51,252 --> 00:22:52,685 Maybe you shouldn't- 267 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:55,084 Just give me a week. 268 00:22:57,092 --> 00:22:58,571 Good night, my precious. 269 00:23:08,052 --> 00:23:11,089 Melissa thinks I was in synagogue the night this happened. 270 00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:12,930 What do I tell her? 271 00:23:13,172 --> 00:23:16,687 You left synagogue and a gang of skinheads jumped you. 272 00:23:16,932 --> 00:23:19,685 In the meantime, we'll develop these, we'll see what we have. 273 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:23,083 I see mucho damages. These strip joints are insured up the ass. 274 00:23:23,292 --> 00:23:25,487 My neck really feels better, Uncle Al. 275 00:23:25,732 --> 00:23:27,131 Oh, yeah? 276 00:23:27,972 --> 00:23:29,690 How's it feel now? 277 00:23:37,172 --> 00:23:38,764 Call Little Caesar's. 278 00:23:39,012 --> 00:23:41,287 Order me a health pizza. Get some for yourself. 279 00:23:41,532 --> 00:23:43,124 No, thank you, sir. I'm dieting. 280 00:23:43,372 --> 00:23:45,681 I'll just grab a yogurt out of the fridge. 281 00:24:14,132 --> 00:24:17,090 This is a major disaster! 282 00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:20,170 Major. Unbelievable. Without doubt.. 283 00:24:20,372 --> 00:24:24,684 ..the most asinine piece of human behavior. 284 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:27,923 It's never gonna happen again, Malcolm. 285 00:24:28,172 --> 00:24:29,730 I've got it under control. 286 00:24:30,532 --> 00:24:31,681 You see.. 287 00:24:31,932 --> 00:24:34,924 ..I just love naked women. It's a character flaw. 288 00:24:35,172 --> 00:24:36,161 God's testing me- 289 00:24:36,412 --> 00:24:39,324 Oh, will you shut up! You idiot. 290 00:24:40,852 --> 00:24:43,127 You can't talk to me like that. I'm a U.S. congressman. 291 00:24:43,332 --> 00:24:44,128 I can't? 292 00:24:44,572 --> 00:24:46,847 You go psycho in a titty bar six weeks before the election. 293 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:50,283 What should I call you? Winston fucking Churchill? 294 00:24:50,652 --> 00:24:51,687 It was all I could do to keep.. 295 00:24:51,932 --> 00:24:55,607 ..Willie Rojo from strangling you with his bare hands. 296 00:24:55,852 --> 00:24:57,126 Everybody has a bad night. 297 00:24:57,372 --> 00:25:00,887 If you're under pressure like we are, under the public eye- 298 00:25:02,372 --> 00:25:04,283 Who recognized me? 299 00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:06,485 His name.. 300 00:25:06,692 --> 00:25:08,683 ..is Jerry Killian. 301 00:25:08,972 --> 00:25:12,089 And he's waiting outside. 302 00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:14,088 Now? 303 00:25:14,332 --> 00:25:18,086 Now. We gotta move on this before we get eaten alive. 304 00:25:18,292 --> 00:25:19,327 Move on what? 305 00:25:19,572 --> 00:25:22,291 If this is a shakedown, get Willie to pay them like always. 306 00:25:22,532 --> 00:25:26,571 -Why drag me into it- -Because it's not about money. 307 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:28,848 -It's not? -No. 308 00:25:30,692 --> 00:25:33,525 He wants you to persuade Judge Fingerhut.. 309 00:25:33,772 --> 00:25:37,481 ..to reverse a child custody case for some stripper. 310 00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:39,441 Who he's porking? 311 00:25:39,692 --> 00:25:42,650 It's disgraceful to have a man like me deal with-- 312 00:25:43,532 --> 00:25:44,681 He's not porking her. 313 00:25:46,972 --> 00:25:48,963 Well, then, why does he care? 314 00:25:49,212 --> 00:25:51,282 Because he's nuts! 315 00:25:52,492 --> 00:25:53,686 That's why he's dangerous. 316 00:25:53,932 --> 00:25:58,130 If he was porking her, at least I could deal with him man to man.. 317 00:25:58,372 --> 00:25:59,964 ..but this is fruitcake love. 318 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:07,685 I mean, Fingerhut's a democrat. He won't listen to me. 319 00:26:07,892 --> 00:26:10,565 You can't say that to this little creep, Davey. 320 00:26:10,972 --> 00:26:12,883 You gotta string him along. 321 00:26:13,092 --> 00:26:14,684 Bullshit him. 322 00:26:15,972 --> 00:26:17,963 Use the old.. 323 00:26:18,172 --> 00:26:19,924 ..Dilbeck charm. 324 00:26:24,972 --> 00:26:26,325 What if he doesn't go for it? 325 00:26:27,572 --> 00:26:29,847 Then we have a serious problem. 326 00:26:34,452 --> 00:26:36,090 Mr. Killian! 327 00:26:36,732 --> 00:26:39,804 Come in and meet Congressman Dilbeck. 328 00:26:43,932 --> 00:26:46,651 I'll bet that's Jerry Killian. 329 00:26:48,052 --> 00:26:49,690 Lucy! 330 00:26:51,852 --> 00:26:53,285 Come here. 331 00:26:55,252 --> 00:26:56,685 Come on. 332 00:26:57,132 --> 00:26:59,487 How perfect is this? 333 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:03,282 You know, I was just thinking.. 334 00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:07,881 ..is this really on the same planet as Miami? 335 00:27:10,972 --> 00:27:12,883 I can read. 336 00:27:14,372 --> 00:27:15,930 Where's Andy? 337 00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:18,811 He's been fishing since eight. 338 00:27:19,052 --> 00:27:20,485 Dad! 339 00:27:20,892 --> 00:27:22,291 Dad! 340 00:27:23,452 --> 00:27:24,441 There's a floater! 341 00:27:39,452 --> 00:27:41,124 He's still got his glasses on. 342 00:27:44,052 --> 00:27:45,485 Go tell Mom to call the police. 343 00:27:45,972 --> 00:27:48,486 -You're the police. -I'm the Miami police. 344 00:27:48,692 --> 00:27:50,603 We just need the local law here. 345 00:27:50,852 --> 00:27:52,285 Go on. 346 00:27:58,892 --> 00:28:00,086 Man! 347 00:28:02,772 --> 00:28:04,569 Of all the lakes.. 348 00:28:04,972 --> 00:28:07,088 ..in all the counties.. 349 00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:08,691 ..in all the world.. 350 00:28:09,692 --> 00:28:11,887 ..you gotta float up in mine. 351 00:28:12,572 --> 00:28:15,211 You son of a bitch. 352 00:28:16,772 --> 00:28:18,125 Mama! 353 00:28:19,172 --> 00:28:20,730 Hey, come here! 354 00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:22,883 I've been trying to reach you, baby. 355 00:28:23,132 --> 00:28:25,600 Heard you stole my sister's mail! 356 00:28:25,852 --> 00:28:27,683 That's a federal offense. 357 00:28:27,892 --> 00:28:30,486 Wait for Mommy. I'm gonna go talk to Daddy. 358 00:28:33,972 --> 00:28:37,009 Why do you keep moving? How will she make any friends? 359 00:28:37,252 --> 00:28:38,571 Aren't we the child psych- 360 00:28:38,772 --> 00:28:41,809 It has nothing to do with child psychology, you moron! 361 00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:43,531 Where's she going to school? 362 00:28:43,772 --> 00:28:47,287 Opa Locka? Deerfield Beach? Have you even thought about it? 363 00:28:47,932 --> 00:28:50,127 Yeah, I thought about it plenty. 364 00:28:53,172 --> 00:28:55,083 Hey, you only got two hours! 365 00:28:55,292 --> 00:28:58,045 That's what the judge ruled right there from that bench! 366 00:28:58,292 --> 00:29:02,080 I'll be right behind you just in case you're thinking about snatching her! 367 00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:04,886 Mommy, does "snatch" mean "kidnap"? 368 00:29:05,372 --> 00:29:07,488 How did you get so smart? 369 00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:25,883 Is Free Willy back yet? 370 00:29:27,372 --> 00:29:28,885 Still out. 371 00:29:30,292 --> 00:29:34,251 People are pigs. Sit on movies like they own them. 372 00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:36,603 Freak. 373 00:29:43,372 --> 00:29:45,681 It's Shad. Open up. 374 00:29:46,172 --> 00:29:47,924 It wasn't me. It was a temp. 375 00:29:48,172 --> 00:29:49,730 Where's Perry Mason? 376 00:29:49,972 --> 00:29:53,885 Our good friend, Mr. Shad! Come on in, we have lots to discuss. 377 00:29:54,132 --> 00:29:55,884 No shit. 378 00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:01,767 If I buzz twice, you say my mother's on the line. She has chest pains. 379 00:30:01,972 --> 00:30:04,406 What do you mean he's a wheelchair salesman? 380 00:30:04,652 --> 00:30:06,768 There's one nice thing about hospitals. 381 00:30:07,012 --> 00:30:10,766 A lot of kids in chairs are really sick, and I wave at them.. 382 00:30:11,012 --> 00:30:13,242 ..and they smile just like on Jerry Lewis. 383 00:30:13,452 --> 00:30:16,922 -And do you do this every day? -On Fridays I stay with Aunt Rita. 384 00:30:17,812 --> 00:30:19,245 That's a wholesome environment. 385 00:30:19,452 --> 00:30:20,931 She has real wolves. 386 00:30:21,172 --> 00:30:23,561 I don't want you touching those animals. 387 00:30:23,812 --> 00:30:26,007 They're not like dogs. 388 00:30:34,892 --> 00:30:36,325 Time. 389 00:30:37,332 --> 00:30:38,924 Time. 390 00:30:39,732 --> 00:30:42,007 I love you more than anything in the world. 391 00:30:42,252 --> 00:30:43,924 You know that in your heart. 392 00:30:44,652 --> 00:30:45,880 -Mommy? -What, baby? 393 00:30:46,092 --> 00:30:48,322 Do you know those dolls you got me? 394 00:30:48,772 --> 00:30:51,366 Daddy says he can't find them anywhere. 395 00:30:53,772 --> 00:30:54,568 We'll get you new ones. 396 00:30:55,012 --> 00:30:57,685 -I love you. -Bye, baby. I love you. 397 00:30:57,932 --> 00:30:59,126 Hey, let's go! 398 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:04,525 All right, you go on. I'll bring your stuff. 399 00:31:09,412 --> 00:31:12,006 Hey, baby! Did you have a good day? 400 00:31:13,012 --> 00:31:14,331 Good. 401 00:31:18,492 --> 00:31:21,290 She told me about your new profession. Really admirable. 402 00:31:21,532 --> 00:31:22,681 At least I ain't naked. 403 00:31:22,932 --> 00:31:24,126 "At least I ain't naked"? 404 00:31:24,332 --> 00:31:26,368 You get caught using that child in a felony.. 405 00:31:26,612 --> 00:31:30,127 -..and Family Services will put her- -No way I'd get caught. 406 00:31:31,092 --> 00:31:34,721 Got me one of them doctor's jackets and a stethoscope. 407 00:31:36,972 --> 00:31:38,644 Look like one of them dudes on ER. 408 00:31:38,892 --> 00:31:42,328 Darrell, would you think for once in your life? 409 00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:47,729 I don't need no stripper telling me how to behave. 410 00:31:48,212 --> 00:31:50,203 I'll see you in two weeks. 411 00:31:55,572 --> 00:31:56,925 You ready? 412 00:32:16,692 --> 00:32:17,841 You know where that was taken? 413 00:32:18,292 --> 00:32:19,725 Your mama's birthday party. 414 00:32:21,212 --> 00:32:24,204 The Eager Beaver. Can you identify those people? 415 00:32:24,892 --> 00:32:26,962 Yeah, this old fool. Erin. 416 00:32:27,332 --> 00:32:28,401 Erin's the stripper? 417 00:32:28,852 --> 00:32:29,648 What'd you say? 418 00:32:30,572 --> 00:32:32,324 Erin's the stripper. 419 00:32:32,732 --> 00:32:33,528 Dancer, fat ass. 420 00:32:33,892 --> 00:32:35,166 She's a dancer! 421 00:32:38,012 --> 00:32:41,561 The young man who was so savagely beaten.. 422 00:32:41,812 --> 00:32:44,121 ..is my client, Paul Guber. 423 00:32:44,612 --> 00:32:46,568 No shit. Too bad for him. 424 00:32:47,492 --> 00:32:48,561 I don't think so. 425 00:32:48,812 --> 00:32:51,326 The third person in that photo is none other than.. 426 00:32:51,532 --> 00:32:54,046 ..David L. Dilbeck. 427 00:32:55,532 --> 00:32:56,931 So what? 428 00:32:57,732 --> 00:33:00,121 Do you follow politics, Mr. Shad? 429 00:33:01,532 --> 00:33:03,762 Do I look like I follow politics? 430 00:33:04,012 --> 00:33:06,162 David Dilbeck is the U.S. congressman.. 431 00:33:06,412 --> 00:33:09,290 ..from the fifth district. He's up for reelection soon. 432 00:33:10,372 --> 00:33:12,522 You gonna put the squeeze on him. 433 00:33:12,732 --> 00:33:15,690 Nice. What that gotta do with me? 434 00:33:16,332 --> 00:33:18,527 I'll give you 10% of the squeeze. 435 00:33:24,972 --> 00:33:27,440 Is this conceivably as big as the yogurt deal? 436 00:33:28,812 --> 00:33:30,325 "As big"? 437 00:33:31,172 --> 00:33:35,609 Congressman Dilbeck is chairman of the subcommittee on sugar, okay? 438 00:33:35,852 --> 00:33:38,127 The Rojo family cannot allow him to lose. 439 00:33:38,372 --> 00:33:42,888 Because their price supports are worth hundreds of millions of dollars. 440 00:33:43,132 --> 00:33:44,804 And quite frankly, Mr. Shad.. 441 00:33:45,812 --> 00:33:48,531 ..this is the opportunity of a lifetime. 442 00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:51,560 Good. 443 00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:53,806 Just keep Erin out of it. 444 00:33:54,012 --> 00:33:55,081 I'll do my best. 445 00:33:56,292 --> 00:33:58,044 She's out. Erin is out. Erin who? 446 00:34:09,132 --> 00:34:10,281 Charming spot. 447 00:34:10,532 --> 00:34:12,170 Look. Steven Spielberg's house. 448 00:34:12,412 --> 00:34:16,325 I wish he'd come in here. I'm sure he would have big hots for me. 449 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:18,170 You'd turn his whole life around. 450 00:34:18,412 --> 00:34:22,564 Steven Spielberg's shower. Can you imagine me and him in that shower? 451 00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:26,327 -Oh, that cute little beard! -Yours or his? 452 00:34:28,212 --> 00:34:32,251 Hey, Jerry, it's Erin Grant. What a long beep. 453 00:34:32,492 --> 00:34:34,323 Someone's waiting for you. 454 00:34:34,532 --> 00:34:36,204 Maybe you're out of town... 455 00:34:36,452 --> 00:34:40,206 I'm just calling to see about that legal matter we discussed. 456 00:34:40,452 --> 00:34:43,524 If you get a chance, just give me a call at the club. 457 00:34:43,772 --> 00:34:45,330 Thanks, bye. 458 00:34:47,092 --> 00:34:49,401 -Michael Jordan's at table eight! -Great. 459 00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:52,849 Say hello to the fantastic Monique, Jr. ! 460 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:02,965 Lieutenant Garcia with homicide. 461 00:35:03,212 --> 00:35:04,725 What's he want with Erin? 462 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,644 Got no idea. 463 00:35:06,892 --> 00:35:08,610 All I need is scandal. 464 00:35:17,932 --> 00:35:19,604 What do you know about Prozac? 465 00:35:20,612 --> 00:35:23,490 It makes you happy. There's side effects. 466 00:35:23,972 --> 00:35:24,768 Like what? 467 00:35:26,132 --> 00:35:26,962 Limp noodle. 468 00:35:27,812 --> 00:35:29,131 Who cares? 469 00:35:29,372 --> 00:35:32,728 I haven't had a hard-on since I started running this place. 470 00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:36,130 Closest I got was Sea World. 471 00:35:36,692 --> 00:35:38,922 Porpoise got me hot. 472 00:35:40,492 --> 00:35:43,131 What the fuck you telling me that for? 473 00:35:46,012 --> 00:35:49,129 I'm going next door. See what Ling's up to. 474 00:35:53,732 --> 00:35:55,324 Drowned? 475 00:35:56,092 --> 00:35:57,366 Oh, my God. 476 00:35:57,612 --> 00:36:00,524 He had pictures of you all over his apartment. 477 00:36:02,172 --> 00:36:05,130 He was a really big fan. He used to bring me flowers- 478 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:08,330 He was just a fan? There was no touching? 479 00:36:09,612 --> 00:36:11,170 This has been a real pleasure. 480 00:36:11,372 --> 00:36:13,169 I dance so I must turn tricks. 481 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:16,887 Nice way to open a conversation. "I understand you're a hooker?" 482 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:19,242 You don't work in a library here. 483 00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:22,489 I'm trying to figure out the man's life. 484 00:36:22,732 --> 00:36:24,324 He was a customer. 485 00:36:24,572 --> 00:36:27,245 That's all I know about his life. Except that it's over. 486 00:36:28,572 --> 00:36:30,130 I apologize. 487 00:36:30,372 --> 00:36:33,444 Sincerely. Look, I'm real- I'm nowhere on this. 488 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,001 I could use some- Please give me a minute? 489 00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:39,567 Please? 490 00:36:43,812 --> 00:36:46,280 -So where did this happen? -Lake Okeechobee. 491 00:36:47,692 --> 00:36:51,287 It's where I made the serious mistake of taking my vacation. 492 00:36:54,532 --> 00:36:55,328 Your family? 493 00:36:55,972 --> 00:36:56,802 Nice. 494 00:36:59,532 --> 00:37:03,320 It's not the kind of place you'd expect to encounter a homicide. 495 00:37:03,532 --> 00:37:06,330 -Homicide? You said he drowned. -No, we did an autopsy. 496 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:10,407 The water in his lungs, they come up clean. 497 00:37:10,652 --> 00:37:12,210 There was tap water in his lungs? 498 00:37:12,412 --> 00:37:13,208 Exactly. 499 00:37:13,452 --> 00:37:16,967 Somebody killed him, like in a bathtub, then dumped the body in a lake. 500 00:37:17,612 --> 00:37:18,727 Do you read mysteries? 501 00:37:19,292 --> 00:37:22,887 Up till three months ago, I worked at the FBl in Miami. 502 00:37:23,692 --> 00:37:24,488 A secretary. 503 00:37:25,372 --> 00:37:27,761 Until I got fired for having a defective husband. 504 00:37:30,932 --> 00:37:35,130 I'm in a pretty bad custody fight. Jerry was trying to help me. 505 00:37:35,372 --> 00:37:37,169 From the shores of the Dead Sea.. 506 00:37:37,412 --> 00:37:39,562 ..a decorated nurse in the Israeli army.. 507 00:37:39,812 --> 00:37:44,249 ..say shalom to the fabulous Ariel Sharon! 508 00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:58,924 Could we go outside? I could really use some air. 509 00:38:53,972 --> 00:38:57,726 Oh, Mr. Orly! What a wonderful surprise. 510 00:38:57,972 --> 00:39:00,247 Nice to be in quality club, eh? 511 00:39:00,492 --> 00:39:02,687 Yeah, if you like freak shows. 512 00:39:03,172 --> 00:39:04,730 Ling! Ling! Get over here! 513 00:39:04,972 --> 00:39:06,087 Move it! 514 00:39:06,292 --> 00:39:07,645 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 515 00:39:07,892 --> 00:39:09,689 But that's Mr. Chris Rojo.. 516 00:39:09,892 --> 00:39:11,769 ..of the sugar Rojos. 517 00:39:12,012 --> 00:39:15,049 Typical of the kind of rich big shots we get here. 518 00:39:32,932 --> 00:39:35,526 Is this the place where I met my angel? 519 00:39:36,092 --> 00:39:38,367 I don't know which angel you're referring to. 520 00:39:42,092 --> 00:39:44,447 A congressman? 521 00:39:44,732 --> 00:39:46,324 You mean a U.S. congressman? 522 00:39:46,532 --> 00:39:48,602 Well, he wasn't specific who it was. 523 00:39:48,852 --> 00:39:50,171 I told him it was bananas.. 524 00:39:50,412 --> 00:39:53,324 ..and maybe it was better that he stayed out of it. 525 00:39:54,332 --> 00:39:56,766 On Wednesday, there was an incident, a guy with a bottle- 526 00:39:57,092 --> 00:40:01,324 Oh, he was a total whack job. Drunk out of his mind. 527 00:40:02,172 --> 00:40:04,527 Can you remember, was Mr. Killian here? 528 00:40:05,412 --> 00:40:07,004 No, not offhand, but maybe. 529 00:40:07,252 --> 00:40:10,722 Think about that and let me know. Here's all my numbers. 530 00:40:11,332 --> 00:40:14,244 Once again, I apologize. I mean, for any aspersions. 531 00:40:18,132 --> 00:40:20,123 You wanna make it up to me? 532 00:40:20,492 --> 00:40:21,368 I beg your pardon? 533 00:40:21,812 --> 00:40:23,040 I need a favor. 534 00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:25,408 You've got friends on the vice squad? 535 00:40:25,652 --> 00:40:27,131 They're not my bosom buddies. 536 00:40:27,332 --> 00:40:29,004 My ex-husband's an informant. 537 00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:31,402 It's why this idiot judge gave him custody. 538 00:40:31,652 --> 00:40:33,529 -Are you joking? -I wish. 539 00:40:33,772 --> 00:40:37,765 But I was thinking, if vice dumped him as an informer.. 540 00:40:38,012 --> 00:40:40,480 ..when my appeal came up in six weeks.. 541 00:40:40,732 --> 00:40:43,644 ..I could then say my ex-husband is unfit. 542 00:40:43,892 --> 00:40:47,328 -He's such a criminal- -Wait a minute. He's a criminal? 543 00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:49,568 Your ex? He's a criminal? 544 00:40:51,132 --> 00:40:54,169 He steals wheelchairs. Thank you very much. 545 00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:58,923 All right, let me see what I can do. 546 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:00,128 Good night. 547 00:41:00,372 --> 00:41:02,681 You know, not having her around.. 548 00:41:03,612 --> 00:41:05,250 ..it's like my heart is missing. 549 00:41:05,692 --> 00:41:07,523 I'm sure. 550 00:41:08,692 --> 00:41:10,330 Let me see what I can do. 551 00:41:10,932 --> 00:41:11,808 Good night. 552 00:41:12,692 --> 00:41:14,125 Good night. 553 00:41:29,892 --> 00:41:31,166 How much you pay them? 554 00:41:32,412 --> 00:41:34,243 I think they're up to $30 a day. 555 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,767 Subtract room and board, booze and smokes. 556 00:41:37,012 --> 00:41:39,731 You know, who knows? Maybe they pay us! 557 00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:43,688 -Hell of a business. -It's the best! 558 00:41:43,932 --> 00:41:45,763 We gotta protect it, my friend, right? 559 00:41:46,612 --> 00:41:50,127 Son, I've been protecting your family for 20 years. 560 00:41:50,412 --> 00:41:52,050 You're the greatest, man! 561 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:54,806 I'm saying, until the election, no more girls, huh? 562 00:41:55,412 --> 00:41:57,209 Bring your wife down here for a weekend. 563 00:41:57,452 --> 00:41:58,362 What's her name? Alice? 564 00:41:58,612 --> 00:42:00,568 Mary Pat. Mary Pat. 565 00:42:01,412 --> 00:42:05,246 Chris, I met an angel. 566 00:42:05,492 --> 00:42:07,767 I mean, she's a dancer. 567 00:42:10,812 --> 00:42:14,361 She's so pure and clean. Not like the rest of these whores. 568 00:42:14,612 --> 00:42:16,011 -If I could be with her- -What? 569 00:42:16,252 --> 00:42:17,241 You'd be a good boy? 570 00:42:17,492 --> 00:42:20,484 I'd be perfect. I'd be perfect. I swear I would! 571 00:42:20,732 --> 00:42:22,450 I would stop going to clubs. 572 00:42:22,692 --> 00:42:24,330 I would stop drinking. 573 00:42:24,532 --> 00:42:26,921 I would just lead a regular life, you know? 574 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:30,721 With my wife and a steady mistress. 575 00:42:31,012 --> 00:42:33,480 And I would have a decent life. 576 00:42:34,012 --> 00:42:36,526 So let's do it! Where'd you see her? 577 00:42:40,412 --> 00:42:43,484 My brain has just turned to shit. 578 00:42:43,732 --> 00:42:46,121 That's why you're in Congress! 579 00:42:50,092 --> 00:42:52,003 You're probably right. 580 00:44:56,132 --> 00:44:56,928 Who is it? 581 00:44:57,132 --> 00:44:59,930 It's Lieutenant Garcia. Is it a bad time now? 582 00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:02,441 No, just a second. I was rehearsing. 583 00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:09,768 Morning. 584 00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:12,760 I was nearby. I probably should've call- 585 00:45:13,012 --> 00:45:15,128 No, no, it's fine. Please come on in. 586 00:45:16,212 --> 00:45:17,531 Thank you. 587 00:45:18,612 --> 00:45:21,570 Can I get you some coffee or English muffin? 588 00:45:21,812 --> 00:45:23,564 No, no, thanks. 589 00:45:23,812 --> 00:45:26,326 You know, I was thinking.. 590 00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:29,048 ..and if I had to guess, I would say.. 591 00:45:29,292 --> 00:45:33,205 ..that Jerry was probably there because he was there most nights. 592 00:45:33,612 --> 00:45:35,091 So do you know anything new? 593 00:45:35,332 --> 00:45:37,766 Actually, I have some good news.. 594 00:45:38,012 --> 00:45:40,321 ..and I have some mediocre news. 595 00:45:41,092 --> 00:45:44,084 The good news is Darrell lost his informant status. 596 00:45:46,132 --> 00:45:47,087 9:00 this morning. 597 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:50,846 Vice thought his information was bogus anyway. 598 00:45:51,492 --> 00:45:54,848 This is great! Now in six weeks, I can go to the judge- 599 00:45:55,092 --> 00:45:57,322 That's the mediocre part. 600 00:45:57,812 --> 00:46:01,282 Judge Fingerhut had a heart attack early this morning.. 601 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,289 ..at a porno theater on Ocean. 602 00:46:03,892 --> 00:46:05,883 -Don't tell me that! -He was DOA.. 603 00:46:06,132 --> 00:46:07,929 ..at Don Shula Hospital. 604 00:46:09,092 --> 00:46:12,528 Anyway, I called around, and the earliest... 605 00:46:12,772 --> 00:46:15,411 It'll be six months before your appeal's heard. 606 00:46:15,652 --> 00:46:16,721 The system is all backed up. 607 00:46:16,972 --> 00:46:20,248 I can't allow her to stay with him for another six months! 608 00:46:20,492 --> 00:46:23,131 There's nothing you can do from a legal standpoint. 609 00:46:23,332 --> 00:46:25,129 Absolutely nothing. 610 00:46:27,972 --> 00:46:29,724 I understand. 611 00:46:31,132 --> 00:46:32,565 Is today Friday? 612 00:46:32,812 --> 00:46:34,211 Yeah, it's Friday. 613 00:46:34,612 --> 00:46:36,125 I gotta run now. 614 00:47:06,492 --> 00:47:08,528 -How are you? -All right. 615 00:47:22,212 --> 00:47:24,521 You're wonderful, Mr. Dilbeck! 616 00:47:29,732 --> 00:47:32,644 Shalom, darlin'. Shalom to you. 617 00:47:34,332 --> 00:47:35,924 Manischewitz! 618 00:47:38,412 --> 00:47:39,447 Congressman. 619 00:47:39,652 --> 00:47:40,448 Alan Mordecai. 620 00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:42,762 -Alan, how you been? -Fine, sir. 621 00:47:42,972 --> 00:47:45,964 Congressman, I brought a little souvenir for you. 622 00:47:46,212 --> 00:47:49,761 Obviously, the ramifications of that, if it were to become public- 623 00:47:50,012 --> 00:47:52,765 -Is this me? -Yes, I'm afraid so. 624 00:47:53,012 --> 00:47:55,765 If this became public, it would be devastating.. 625 00:47:55,972 --> 00:47:57,530 ..and I'd like to avoid that. 626 00:47:57,812 --> 00:47:58,608 It's her. 627 00:48:00,412 --> 00:48:02,323 It's my angel. 628 00:48:03,692 --> 00:48:06,525 Heel! Slow down! Heel, will you? 629 00:48:40,892 --> 00:48:42,962 Are you going to your house, Mama? 630 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,850 No, we're going to our house. 631 00:48:46,012 --> 00:48:47,047 For the whole day? 632 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,127 Even better. 633 00:48:49,612 --> 00:48:50,408 Really? 634 00:48:51,732 --> 00:48:53,131 Really. 635 00:49:05,372 --> 00:49:07,044 You snatched me, didn't you? 636 00:49:11,572 --> 00:49:12,687 I guess I did. 637 00:49:13,132 --> 00:49:14,167 You sure did. 638 00:49:25,532 --> 00:49:27,727 Come on, pumpkin. Zippity-doo-dah. 639 00:49:38,132 --> 00:49:40,282 I didn't know she had a child. 640 00:49:40,492 --> 00:49:41,971 Of course you- 641 00:49:42,172 --> 00:49:44,766 She's divorced, but the husband has custody. Remember? 642 00:49:45,012 --> 00:49:47,321 She's carrying numerous bags. 643 00:49:48,932 --> 00:49:52,925 That doesn't look like just a visitation, does it, Erb? 644 00:49:53,132 --> 00:49:54,167 I'll look into it. 645 00:49:54,412 --> 00:49:56,767 Check custody status of Ms. Erin Grant. 646 00:49:57,012 --> 00:49:59,572 God, give me strength. 647 00:50:00,412 --> 00:50:02,926 What an extraordinary creature. 648 00:50:03,412 --> 00:50:06,927 How perfect in every detail. 649 00:50:07,132 --> 00:50:10,363 Davey, you promised you'd behave until after the election. 650 00:50:10,612 --> 00:50:13,490 You don't understand. This is love. 651 00:50:13,692 --> 00:50:14,920 Please. 652 00:50:15,812 --> 00:50:17,165 I won't campaign.. 653 00:50:17,412 --> 00:50:19,528 ..until I can possess.. 654 00:50:19,772 --> 00:50:22,240 ..her actual velvet self. 655 00:50:22,772 --> 00:50:26,162 In the meantime, I want you to bring me something. 656 00:50:26,412 --> 00:50:28,482 Something of hers. 657 00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:29,966 Something.. 658 00:50:30,212 --> 00:50:32,089 ..personal to tide me over. 659 00:50:33,332 --> 00:50:34,367 How personal? 660 00:50:35,812 --> 00:50:37,928 Intensely personal. 661 00:50:48,892 --> 00:50:50,166 Am I a good help? 662 00:50:50,412 --> 00:50:54,485 Honey, you are the best laundry assistant I've ever had. 663 00:50:59,572 --> 00:51:01,210 All right, let's hit the road, Jack. 664 00:51:01,452 --> 00:51:02,441 Who's Jack? 665 00:51:03,212 --> 00:51:05,282 It's just an expression. Come on. 666 00:52:04,812 --> 00:52:06,564 This is some picture. 667 00:52:08,932 --> 00:52:09,808 It's fatal. 668 00:52:11,012 --> 00:52:12,684 I don't accede to blackmail. 669 00:52:12,892 --> 00:52:14,530 Willie, I agree with you in principle.. 670 00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:17,405 ..but this gets out, we're in a bigtime shitstorm. 671 00:52:17,652 --> 00:52:20,291 Pop, pay the guy off. 672 00:52:20,692 --> 00:52:23,729 You got a cancer, you talk nice to it? 673 00:52:23,972 --> 00:52:27,601 -No. You cut it out. -Willie. 674 00:52:27,852 --> 00:52:30,412 We can't operate like we're in the funeral business. 675 00:52:30,732 --> 00:52:34,441 I'd rather buy cops than pay blackmail. Understood? 676 00:52:35,412 --> 00:52:38,006 I just think we should consider other options. 677 00:52:38,532 --> 00:52:39,726 Understood? 678 00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:56,925 What else? 679 00:52:57,212 --> 00:52:58,440 A connected matter. 680 00:52:58,692 --> 00:53:01,729 Davey wants this stripper, and I'd like to use the boat. 681 00:53:01,972 --> 00:53:04,532 That way, we can control the situation. 682 00:53:04,772 --> 00:53:07,650 -She's the girl from the picture? -That's correct. 683 00:53:07,892 --> 00:53:10,725 -What does she know? -Well, we gotta find out. 684 00:53:10,932 --> 00:53:14,527 The good news is she got custody illegally, so she's vulnerable. 685 00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,928 Vulnerable isn't good enough. 686 00:53:17,172 --> 00:53:19,925 I say let Davey have his fun. Then lose her. 687 00:53:21,612 --> 00:53:23,967 Willie, Willie. 688 00:53:24,212 --> 00:53:27,522 First, let's determine whether she can hurt us or not. 689 00:53:28,412 --> 00:53:30,050 I'm sure she's just another dumb whore. 690 00:53:30,812 --> 00:53:33,042 For her sake, I hope so. 691 00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:38,843 Phooey! I go back three. 692 00:53:40,932 --> 00:53:44,129 -This is complicated. -It's easy. 693 00:53:45,932 --> 00:53:47,331 All right, is it your turn? 694 00:53:47,532 --> 00:53:50,444 You stay here with us, sweetie. Mama's orders. 695 00:53:50,692 --> 00:53:52,728 Everybody, listen up. 696 00:53:52,932 --> 00:53:56,004 This is Lorelei! 697 00:53:56,812 --> 00:53:58,928 Formerly of the Flesh Farm. 698 00:53:59,132 --> 00:54:02,920 She and her snake, Monty Python, have signed an exclusive.. 699 00:54:03,132 --> 00:54:04,167 ..contract with us. 700 00:54:04,412 --> 00:54:05,845 You've got a snake? 701 00:54:06,092 --> 00:54:08,925 -Monty. -And she starts tomorrow. 702 00:54:09,532 --> 00:54:11,568 So why don't we make her feel at home.. 703 00:54:11,812 --> 00:54:15,043 ..and give her a real Eager Beaver welcome! 704 00:54:15,532 --> 00:54:16,601 Welcome, darling. 705 00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,168 I'm Ariel, Miss Gaza Strip. 706 00:54:19,372 --> 00:54:20,725 I'm Tiffany Glass. 707 00:54:22,732 --> 00:54:24,768 -How big is your snake? -It's big. 708 00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:27,128 So what brings you here? 709 00:54:27,972 --> 00:54:30,167 Just what we needed, another blonde! 710 00:54:30,372 --> 00:54:31,964 What the hell is that? 711 00:54:32,212 --> 00:54:34,248 It just came from Ling's. 712 00:54:34,492 --> 00:54:36,926 Monty sleeps with the fishes. 713 00:54:38,612 --> 00:54:40,170 Lorelei has no idea, right? 714 00:54:40,372 --> 00:54:42,124 No, it just got here. 715 00:54:43,332 --> 00:54:44,731 It's fresh. 716 00:54:45,492 --> 00:54:47,130 Go rustle up a new snake. 717 00:54:47,332 --> 00:54:48,208 Where? The A & P? 718 00:54:48,452 --> 00:54:50,443 Who the fuck carries pythons at 10:00? 719 00:54:50,692 --> 00:54:53,843 There's an all-night snake farm on Route 27. 720 00:54:54,092 --> 00:54:55,764 Ask for Jungle Juan. 721 00:54:57,012 --> 00:54:58,081 And get rid of that. 722 00:54:58,372 --> 00:55:00,727 God, I hate this business. 723 00:55:00,932 --> 00:55:02,331 You know why? 724 00:55:02,572 --> 00:55:04,528 It's lost its humanity. 725 00:55:04,772 --> 00:55:08,287 -Say hello to one gorgeous creature.. -Bring change. 726 00:55:08,492 --> 00:55:11,006 ..the unbelievable Erin Grant! 727 00:57:15,092 --> 00:57:17,560 Because he believes in the family.. 728 00:57:17,812 --> 00:57:20,963 ..in the values that made us a God-fearing people. 729 00:57:21,172 --> 00:57:24,448 Because he's long been a friend of this organization. 730 00:57:33,212 --> 00:57:36,522 Get him out of there. Preferably with his clothes on. 731 00:57:42,972 --> 00:57:44,451 David- Oh, my God! 732 00:57:44,932 --> 00:57:46,923 Tell me I'm dreaming. Please. 733 00:57:47,212 --> 00:57:51,125 No, no, no! I cannot believe this! 734 00:57:52,212 --> 00:57:53,008 Davey, no! 735 00:57:53,812 --> 00:57:55,040 Is this lint fresh? 736 00:57:55,292 --> 00:57:56,281 Hot out of the Maytag. 737 00:57:59,212 --> 00:58:01,521 You just can't imagine! 738 00:58:02,092 --> 00:58:05,402 This is the very essence of that glorious creature. 739 00:58:05,652 --> 00:58:09,281 I gotta say, even for you, Davey, this is off the charts! 740 00:58:09,812 --> 00:58:10,801 Why are you shiny? 741 00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:13,402 It's Vaseline. 742 00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:17,567 It's Vas-- Great. It's Vaseline. 743 00:58:17,812 --> 00:58:20,326 You've never covered yourself with Vaseline? 744 00:58:20,692 --> 00:58:22,284 Not unless I have third degree burns. 745 00:58:24,012 --> 00:58:27,209 You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. 746 00:58:27,572 --> 00:58:31,929 It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing in between my toes. 747 00:58:32,132 --> 00:58:33,281 All right, okay. 748 00:58:33,532 --> 00:58:36,604 The Young Christians are waiting so... 749 00:58:38,092 --> 00:58:40,128 -When will I see her? -It's in the works. 750 00:58:40,412 --> 00:58:42,004 -When? -It's in the works! 751 00:58:43,132 --> 00:58:44,929 Clean yourself up! 752 00:58:45,532 --> 00:58:49,571 I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you! 753 00:58:49,812 --> 00:58:51,530 I've had it, Davey. 754 00:58:53,412 --> 00:58:54,731 I quit. 755 00:58:56,492 --> 00:58:59,131 You are such a child. 756 00:59:03,572 --> 00:59:06,962 Onward, Christian soldiers 757 00:59:07,212 --> 00:59:11,171 Marching as to war 758 00:59:11,412 --> 00:59:15,291 With the cross of Jesus 759 00:59:15,532 --> 00:59:19,002 Going on before 760 00:59:19,212 --> 00:59:22,841 Christ, the royal Master 761 00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:26,721 Leads against the foe 762 00:59:26,972 --> 00:59:30,123 Forward into battle 763 00:59:30,332 --> 00:59:34,007 See His banners go 764 00:59:42,572 --> 00:59:45,040 Thank you. Thank you very much. 765 00:59:47,612 --> 00:59:49,523 You are too kind. 766 00:59:53,372 --> 00:59:58,162 What a privilege for me to be here for you good people tonight.. 767 00:59:58,412 --> 01:00:00,926 ..and to talk about an issue that is so critical.. 768 01:00:01,172 --> 01:00:04,801 ..to this campaign and to all of the American people. 769 01:00:05,332 --> 01:00:07,527 I'm talking about the issue.. 770 01:00:07,732 --> 01:00:10,166 ..of family values. 771 01:00:27,412 --> 01:00:29,528 Where's Monty? He isn't here yet. 772 01:00:29,732 --> 01:00:32,121 He's on his way. Relax. 773 01:00:34,012 --> 01:00:35,730 Do me a favor and watch Angela? 774 01:00:35,972 --> 01:00:38,361 I'm gonna get my car, it's pouring out. 775 01:00:38,612 --> 01:00:40,728 -Yeah, sure, gorgeous. -Thanks. 776 01:00:43,732 --> 01:00:45,484 Where have you been all night? 777 01:00:45,692 --> 01:00:49,731 Doing my Christmas shopping early. Martha Stewart recommends it. 778 01:00:52,012 --> 01:00:55,163 If that's not a snake, then it's an amazing belt. 779 01:00:55,812 --> 01:00:59,521 I gotta find a new line of work. This shit is getting out of hand. 780 01:00:59,772 --> 01:01:02,127 Let me put this down and walk you to your car. 781 01:01:02,332 --> 01:01:04,323 I'm fine. I'll see you tomorrow. 782 01:01:20,332 --> 01:01:23,130 -Evening, everybody. -Shit! 783 01:01:23,372 --> 01:01:26,523 -Where's my little 'un? -Where you can't get her. 784 01:01:27,572 --> 01:01:30,530 Is that ever the wrong answer. Bring her to me now! 785 01:01:30,772 --> 01:01:33,525 I am not bringing her to you in this lifetime. 786 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:37,361 I'll go to that judge and tell him my whore of a wife abducted- 787 01:01:37,572 --> 01:01:39,927 Guess what, Darrell? The judge is dead. 788 01:01:40,132 --> 01:01:42,009 So you'll just have to kill me. 789 01:01:42,252 --> 01:01:44,925 -Go on! -Think I'm afraid to? 790 01:01:45,132 --> 01:01:47,566 Think I don't have the manliness to take your life? 791 01:01:47,772 --> 01:01:49,763 I think you are all man. 792 01:01:50,012 --> 01:01:54,528 That death row-lethal injection thing? That's not gonna scare you. 793 01:01:55,932 --> 01:01:57,843 They'd never execute a daddy. 794 01:01:58,332 --> 01:01:59,481 Drop the knife. 795 01:01:59,692 --> 01:02:00,966 You got till three. One. 796 01:02:01,652 --> 01:02:03,051 Suck my dick. 797 01:02:03,332 --> 01:02:05,243 Whip the little fella out. Two. 798 01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:07,847 This here is a domestic squabble. 799 01:02:11,812 --> 01:02:13,040 Three. 800 01:02:14,452 --> 01:02:15,601 You broke my arm! 801 01:02:15,892 --> 01:02:17,245 You sure? 802 01:02:24,332 --> 01:02:26,448 -Bitch! -Bully! 803 01:02:32,412 --> 01:02:34,448 I'm gonna get you! 804 01:02:37,732 --> 01:02:40,485 -Are you okay? -Just had a tiff with my ex. 805 01:02:40,732 --> 01:02:44,691 I know what that's like. Did you see? Monty finally got here. 806 01:02:44,932 --> 01:02:46,285 That's great, Lorelei. 807 01:02:46,532 --> 01:02:49,524 Hey, baby. Say hi to Erin. 808 01:02:50,052 --> 01:02:51,246 -Cute. -Homicide. 809 01:02:51,492 --> 01:02:52,641 Lieutenant Garcia. 810 01:02:54,892 --> 01:02:56,689 She's a kidnapper! 811 01:02:56,932 --> 01:02:58,445 Watch your head there. 812 01:02:59,732 --> 01:03:02,610 The fact is he threatened, and he did not attempt. 813 01:03:03,212 --> 01:03:05,931 What if he kills me? Can I press charges then? 814 01:03:06,132 --> 01:03:08,487 The law is the law. I'll screw around here. 815 01:03:08,732 --> 01:03:12,850 If you like, I'll lose your paperwork. He makes bail, she's his. 816 01:03:15,692 --> 01:03:18,252 I should split and take her to New England. 817 01:03:19,172 --> 01:03:20,446 Understand this. 818 01:03:20,692 --> 01:03:24,082 If you split without formal custody, you'll lose her forever. 819 01:03:24,332 --> 01:03:27,324 I've dealt with Family Services. They are pencil pushers. 820 01:03:27,532 --> 01:03:30,205 -This is by the book. -I'm dealing with a maniac. 821 01:03:30,412 --> 01:03:32,880 I understand. I repeat, you can't take off. 822 01:03:33,732 --> 01:03:35,290 You cannot. 823 01:03:37,132 --> 01:03:39,043 You might have a bigger problem. 824 01:03:40,012 --> 01:03:42,367 -I can't have a bigger problem! -Look at this. 825 01:03:42,932 --> 01:03:46,242 Any of these clowns the one who might have assaulted Mr. Guber? 826 01:03:56,452 --> 01:03:57,248 This clown. 827 01:03:58,612 --> 01:03:59,681 You're positive? 828 01:04:00,532 --> 01:04:01,408 Absolutely. 829 01:04:02,652 --> 01:04:05,644 Who is he? He looks like that guy on F Troop. 830 01:04:06,732 --> 01:04:08,529 That's Congressman Dilbeck. 831 01:04:09,212 --> 01:04:10,770 This nut is a congressman? 832 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:13,930 You haven't heard from him? From any of his staff? 833 01:04:16,892 --> 01:04:17,847 Wait. 834 01:04:19,052 --> 01:04:21,247 This is who Jerry was talking about. 835 01:04:21,732 --> 01:04:24,371 Are you saying I am in danger from a congressman? 836 01:04:24,612 --> 01:04:25,488 No. 837 01:04:28,252 --> 01:04:30,447 Let me know if you hear from him though. 838 01:04:31,332 --> 01:04:33,129 I think that's in both our interests. 839 01:04:34,132 --> 01:04:36,043 How did I get so popular? 840 01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:42,086 Hush, little baby Don't you cry 841 01:04:42,332 --> 01:04:47,247 Mama's gonna buy you a something 842 01:04:47,892 --> 01:04:49,769 Pumpkin pie. 843 01:04:50,412 --> 01:04:52,164 Oh, you're awake. 844 01:04:52,412 --> 01:04:54,880 -Can Mommy put you down? -No. 845 01:04:55,132 --> 01:04:56,645 Fair enough. 846 01:05:17,932 --> 01:05:20,082 -Brush your teeth. -I'm too tired. 847 01:05:20,332 --> 01:05:23,051 Okay, don't brush your teeth. Go on to bed. 848 01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:30,842 "Mr. Dilbeck requests your company for a private dance. 849 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:34,727 You'll receive $2,000 cash for a one-hour set. 850 01:05:34,932 --> 01:05:39,642 Discretion and confidentiality are of the utmost importance." 851 01:05:49,932 --> 01:05:52,446 Mommy, do you like dancing? 852 01:05:53,132 --> 01:05:54,485 Why are you still awake? 853 01:05:54,732 --> 01:05:57,849 I was just thinking. Do you like dancing? 854 01:05:58,132 --> 01:05:59,247 Not really. 855 01:05:59,452 --> 01:06:01,761 -It's not fun? -No. 856 01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:04,210 You're just dancing. 857 01:06:05,252 --> 01:06:08,369 Just dancing's fun, honey. Sure, that part of the job. 858 01:06:09,212 --> 01:06:11,009 What's not fun? The customers? 859 01:06:11,212 --> 01:06:14,204 Urbana said some of them are mean and stupid. 860 01:06:17,532 --> 01:06:19,887 Pumpkin, have you ever seen me dance? 861 01:06:23,132 --> 01:06:23,962 Have you? 862 01:06:25,052 --> 01:06:27,850 -I told the girls that- -I came out tonight. 863 01:06:32,532 --> 01:06:33,647 While I was dancing? 864 01:06:39,332 --> 01:06:41,084 You looked really pretty. 865 01:06:41,732 --> 01:06:42,926 No, I didn't. 866 01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:45,846 Yeah, you did. You looked great. 867 01:06:51,652 --> 01:06:53,244 Thank you, baby. 868 01:06:57,252 --> 01:06:59,243 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 869 01:06:59,452 --> 01:07:02,205 Welcome to the Miami Seaquarium's Top Deck. 870 01:07:03,532 --> 01:07:08,401 We are going to celebrate the oceans and all the living things in them... 871 01:07:08,652 --> 01:07:12,725 ...as we proudly present to you a splash of the islands. 872 01:07:15,972 --> 01:07:19,044 Okay, now, I need all the camp kids to come with me. 873 01:07:20,012 --> 01:07:21,331 Come on. You too. 874 01:07:22,732 --> 01:07:25,849 It's okay. You can go. Go on. It's all right. 875 01:07:28,332 --> 01:07:29,447 I'll be right here. 876 01:07:32,292 --> 01:07:33,645 Don't worry. 877 01:07:34,532 --> 01:07:36,841 She's spent so little time with kids... 878 01:07:37,052 --> 01:07:39,646 It'll change. Once she's with you full-time. 879 01:07:39,892 --> 01:07:40,688 I hope so. 880 01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:45,050 Let me get this straight. He offered you two grand? 881 01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:47,250 To dance for one hour? 882 01:07:49,492 --> 01:07:50,288 I don't know. 883 01:07:50,932 --> 01:07:52,968 I can't turn it down, Al. 884 01:07:53,212 --> 01:07:57,364 Now that I have Angie with me, I've gotta find another job immediately. 885 01:07:57,612 --> 01:08:00,843 Which will pay me nothing compared to what I'm making now. 886 01:08:01,652 --> 01:08:03,051 But, you know.. 887 01:08:03,492 --> 01:08:06,404 ..she saw me last night. Can you imagine? 888 01:08:08,892 --> 01:08:10,211 Was she upset? 889 01:08:10,412 --> 01:08:13,643 She said no, but come on. One day she's gonna realize.. 890 01:08:13,852 --> 01:08:15,570 ..and say, "That was my mother." 891 01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:23,044 How about you? You ready to feed Flipper? Step here. 892 01:08:23,812 --> 01:08:24,767 Oh, my God. 893 01:08:27,532 --> 01:08:30,046 -It's safe, though, right? -What? 894 01:08:30,252 --> 01:08:31,162 With Dilbeck. 895 01:08:31,652 --> 01:08:33,131 I'm bringing Shad. 896 01:08:33,332 --> 01:08:37,371 I think as long as they think you don't know anything, you'll be fine. 897 01:08:37,612 --> 01:08:38,681 Keep your ears open. 898 01:08:39,692 --> 01:08:41,205 What will you do with her tonight? 899 01:08:41,412 --> 01:08:42,481 Urbana said that she'd- 900 01:08:42,732 --> 01:08:45,451 Why don't you drop her off at our house? 901 01:08:46,332 --> 01:08:47,765 -I can't do that. -Why not? 902 01:08:48,012 --> 01:08:50,810 I told Donna everything. Your whole situation. 903 01:08:51,012 --> 01:08:53,810 She said if you needed a hand she'd love to help. 904 01:08:54,012 --> 01:08:56,890 She doesn't think I'm something out of A Current Affair ? 905 01:08:57,252 --> 01:09:00,847 Come on, you're a terrific girl. You know that. 906 01:09:01,092 --> 01:09:04,721 So you made a mistake. You married a bum. What are you gonna do? 907 01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:07,446 You gonna beat yourself up for the rest of your life? 908 01:09:08,412 --> 01:09:11,051 Well, I usually don't, but it's... 909 01:09:12,492 --> 01:09:14,050 I mean, it's just that.. 910 01:09:14,292 --> 01:09:16,567 ..you know, she saw me dancing. 911 01:09:20,412 --> 01:09:21,527 It'll all work out. 912 01:09:22,092 --> 01:09:24,652 I want her free and clear, whatever it takes. 913 01:09:30,692 --> 01:09:32,444 Good job, baby! 914 01:09:58,892 --> 01:10:01,850 -You're Mrs. Grant? -No, I'm Barbara Bush. 915 01:10:02,212 --> 01:10:04,362 -Who is he? -George Bush. 916 01:10:04,812 --> 01:10:06,291 George Bush is not invited. 917 01:10:07,532 --> 01:10:08,362 Take a hike. 918 01:10:09,652 --> 01:10:11,051 Oh, no, no. 919 01:10:11,452 --> 01:10:13,363 See, if he goes, I go. 920 01:10:16,332 --> 01:10:18,448 Raise your hands. I gotta pat you down. 921 01:10:19,692 --> 01:10:20,920 Stop. 922 01:10:22,892 --> 01:10:24,245 Right this way. 923 01:11:02,612 --> 01:11:07,083 Hello, Erin. My name is Congressman Dilbeck. 924 01:11:08,132 --> 01:11:10,885 You are- You're a beauty. 925 01:11:16,612 --> 01:11:17,408 Good evening. 926 01:11:19,732 --> 01:11:21,006 I'm Erin Grant. 927 01:11:24,532 --> 01:11:26,329 And you must be... 928 01:11:27,852 --> 01:11:29,649 Convak Dilvak. 929 01:11:30,812 --> 01:11:32,723 Congressman Dildo. 930 01:11:35,132 --> 01:11:37,043 I am Congressman David Dilbeck. 931 01:11:38,132 --> 01:11:40,362 And welcome, welcome. 932 01:11:44,692 --> 01:11:46,523 You are truly, truly welcome. 933 01:11:46,732 --> 01:11:47,687 Thank you. 934 01:11:48,412 --> 01:11:50,482 Have we ever met before? 935 01:11:53,092 --> 01:11:55,242 But actually, I have seen.. 936 01:11:55,852 --> 01:11:59,128 ..many, many beautiful photographs of you. 937 01:12:01,492 --> 01:12:03,960 Well, I'm honored. And a congressman. 938 01:12:04,332 --> 01:12:08,245 Very successful congressman you must be. 939 01:12:08,892 --> 01:12:10,007 This is not my boat. 940 01:12:11,132 --> 01:12:14,249 It belongs to a very close friend of mine. 941 01:12:14,892 --> 01:12:17,452 Do you like Dino? 942 01:12:20,532 --> 01:12:24,889 Dean's great, yeah. But you know, I've brought my own. 943 01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:28,249 Do you care for The Artist Formerly Known as Prince? 944 01:12:31,612 --> 01:12:33,125 I care for you. 945 01:12:35,932 --> 01:12:39,641 So, George, you get to watch any of the auditions? 946 01:12:40,012 --> 01:12:42,446 Watch, my ass. I do the hiring. 947 01:12:43,052 --> 01:12:44,167 I've seen every girl in Florida. 948 01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:47,371 What are the criteria? Monster jugs? 949 01:12:47,732 --> 01:12:50,041 Firmness is crucial. 950 01:12:50,252 --> 01:12:53,050 I gotta hold them for a while. Shake them. 951 01:12:54,212 --> 01:12:55,167 You shake their tits? 952 01:12:55,652 --> 01:13:00,089 It ain't no picnic, man. Got tendinitis in my right wrist. 953 01:13:00,492 --> 01:13:02,642 On a rainy day, it's agony. 954 01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:05,691 You audition anybody famous? 955 01:13:06,932 --> 01:13:08,809 You know, before they were famous. 956 01:13:11,132 --> 01:13:12,645 Sure did. 957 01:13:13,092 --> 01:13:14,605 Meryl Streep. 958 01:13:15,812 --> 01:13:17,803 Come on! Meryl Streep stripped? 959 01:13:19,052 --> 01:13:20,849 One of the best. 960 01:13:21,092 --> 01:13:23,447 Chesty La France. 961 01:13:24,732 --> 01:13:26,324 That was Meryl. 962 01:13:28,252 --> 01:13:30,243 Chesty La France. I heard of her. 963 01:13:52,052 --> 01:13:54,008 I give you anything you want. 964 01:13:54,292 --> 01:13:56,044 A diamond ring. 965 01:13:56,612 --> 01:13:57,442 A Lexus. 966 01:13:57,932 --> 01:14:00,002 I'll get you a condo on the beach. 967 01:14:00,252 --> 01:14:01,526 Just be my girlfriend. 968 01:14:02,052 --> 01:14:04,361 -Can't do that. -Why not? 969 01:14:05,652 --> 01:14:08,041 I love you. 970 01:14:08,332 --> 01:14:11,244 You don't know what I've done for you recently. 971 01:14:11,532 --> 01:14:13,841 Really? And what was that? 972 01:14:14,852 --> 01:14:17,525 I talked to Judge Fingerhut about your daughter. 973 01:14:18,412 --> 01:14:19,640 You did? 974 01:14:20,532 --> 01:14:22,841 And how did you know about my case? 975 01:14:23,932 --> 01:14:25,081 Little birdie told me. 976 01:14:25,532 --> 01:14:28,842 It must have been a little old birdie who knew me very well. 977 01:14:29,492 --> 01:14:30,527 "Who" is not important. 978 01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:32,645 Come on now. 979 01:14:33,692 --> 01:14:35,762 Not just a little hint. 980 01:14:36,652 --> 01:14:38,961 I can't do that. 981 01:14:41,972 --> 01:14:43,849 But I know the new judge. 982 01:14:44,692 --> 01:14:48,401 He's a very good friend of mine. The Honorable Jack Goldberg. 983 01:14:50,092 --> 01:14:51,650 He'll be more amenable. 984 01:14:53,812 --> 01:14:57,725 Darlin', if you just come into Davey's life.. 985 01:14:58,092 --> 01:15:00,048 ..good things will happen. 986 01:15:00,292 --> 01:15:02,328 You don't know how much I worship you. 987 01:15:03,612 --> 01:15:05,045 How much? 988 01:15:05,492 --> 01:15:09,610 I sent my aide, Erb, over to your laundromat. 989 01:15:09,812 --> 01:15:13,088 He brought back some of your lint. 990 01:15:13,932 --> 01:15:14,921 My lint? 991 01:15:15,652 --> 01:15:16,687 Fresh.. 992 01:15:17,292 --> 01:15:19,089 ..hot lint. 993 01:15:21,332 --> 01:15:25,962 And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint? 994 01:15:27,452 --> 01:15:29,488 I'm afraid I made love to it. 995 01:15:35,132 --> 01:15:38,442 Close your eyes. I've got a little surprise for you. 996 01:15:38,692 --> 01:15:40,410 Keep them closed. 997 01:15:40,612 --> 01:15:42,648 No peeking. 998 01:15:44,972 --> 01:15:48,851 Don't invade my private life again or I'll kill you. You understand? 999 01:15:49,052 --> 01:15:50,849 Show's over, big boy. 1000 01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:58,647 You'll come back tomorrow? Same time? 1001 01:15:58,852 --> 01:16:00,171 I don't think so. 1002 01:16:00,412 --> 01:16:02,642 I'll give you $5,000. 1003 01:16:02,852 --> 01:16:06,162 Five thousand dollars for no sex? You love me that much. 1004 01:16:06,852 --> 01:16:10,925 Just the touch of your hand sets my pecker on fire. 1005 01:16:11,492 --> 01:16:13,642 Maybe you should see a doctor. 1006 01:16:13,852 --> 01:16:14,967 Same time tomorrow? 1007 01:16:16,052 --> 01:16:18,407 If I come, can we talk more about my case? 1008 01:16:18,652 --> 01:16:21,530 We can talk about anything. As long as you're naked. 1009 01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:24,411 We'll see. 1010 01:16:32,132 --> 01:16:33,645 Good evening. 1011 01:16:35,452 --> 01:16:38,250 You don't know me. I'm Malcolm Moldovsky. 1012 01:16:38,492 --> 01:16:40,084 Dilbeck's right hand. 1013 01:16:41,212 --> 01:16:42,691 You must be a very busy man. 1014 01:16:44,812 --> 01:16:46,040 Touche. 1015 01:16:47,012 --> 01:16:48,889 I wish to give you some advice.. 1016 01:16:49,132 --> 01:16:51,646 ..about your adorable little daughter, Angela. 1017 01:16:51,932 --> 01:16:55,527 -What about her? -Your custody of her is illegal. 1018 01:16:56,532 --> 01:16:59,251 That's just temporary until the appeal gets heard- 1019 01:16:59,452 --> 01:17:02,046 Please, please, Miss Grant. 1020 01:17:02,252 --> 01:17:04,447 Really, it's of no concern to us. 1021 01:17:05,052 --> 01:17:08,442 As long as you refuse to cooperate with certain individuals.. 1022 01:17:08,692 --> 01:17:11,843 ..who seek to harm and slur Congressman Dilbeck.. 1023 01:17:12,812 --> 01:17:15,451 ..for their own selfish political gain. 1024 01:17:21,892 --> 01:17:24,929 I don't know what you're talking about. Excuse me. 1025 01:17:26,092 --> 01:17:27,445 Perhaps you don't. 1026 01:17:27,972 --> 01:17:31,442 But what a pity if Angela were to be placed in a state home. 1027 01:17:31,692 --> 01:17:33,045 Pretty grim, most of them. 1028 01:17:33,812 --> 01:17:36,849 A lot of strange people working there. 1029 01:17:37,092 --> 01:17:41,722 I'd recommend that you cooperate with us for the child's sake. 1030 01:17:42,412 --> 01:17:46,246 Which means you talk to no one about tonight.. 1031 01:17:47,732 --> 01:17:49,245 ..or any night. 1032 01:17:51,092 --> 01:17:52,002 Understood? 1033 01:17:53,612 --> 01:17:54,408 Of course. 1034 01:17:56,812 --> 01:17:57,881 Good. 1035 01:17:58,292 --> 01:17:59,850 Now if you'll excuse me.. 1036 01:18:00,052 --> 01:18:02,850 ..I'd better toss the congressman into a cold shower. 1037 01:18:06,012 --> 01:18:09,084 By the way, I can see why he's so taken by your charms. 1038 01:18:11,052 --> 01:18:12,041 Good night. 1039 01:18:14,252 --> 01:18:15,890 Watch your step on the gangplank. 1040 01:18:23,932 --> 01:18:26,048 She ain't dumb enough. 1041 01:18:30,932 --> 01:18:33,321 -Try anything? -No. 1042 01:18:34,012 --> 01:18:35,650 He ask you back? 1043 01:18:37,132 --> 01:18:38,247 No. 1044 01:18:39,132 --> 01:18:41,441 Aren't we Miss Talkative tonight? 1045 01:18:42,252 --> 01:18:43,526 I'm a little tired. 1046 01:18:47,412 --> 01:18:49,846 What's the matter, baby? Come on. 1047 01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:55,245 Monty. 1048 01:19:03,132 --> 01:19:05,168 This reptile's a freaking lemon. 1049 01:19:05,372 --> 01:19:06,885 Who are you? 1050 01:19:07,372 --> 01:19:08,282 Help! 1051 01:19:12,932 --> 01:19:14,490 -So how did it go? -Fine. 1052 01:19:14,892 --> 01:19:17,645 -No problems? -No, none. 1053 01:19:19,092 --> 01:19:19,888 But no information. 1054 01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:24,001 Zero. 1055 01:19:24,212 --> 01:19:26,885 Look, I gotta run, you know. Angela's wiped. 1056 01:19:27,132 --> 01:19:29,202 I'll see you later, okay? 1057 01:19:35,572 --> 01:19:36,891 Come on, come on. 1058 01:19:42,212 --> 01:19:43,008 Do something! 1059 01:19:43,212 --> 01:19:46,443 I'm doing something. I'm protecting you. 1060 01:19:46,932 --> 01:19:48,524 -Stand back. -Oh, my God! 1061 01:19:50,852 --> 01:19:52,729 That's not Monty! 1062 01:19:53,812 --> 01:19:55,962 You're fine, hon. You'll be fine. 1063 01:19:58,292 --> 01:20:00,044 It doesn't look bad. 1064 01:20:01,772 --> 01:20:03,251 What happened here? 1065 01:20:04,532 --> 01:20:06,443 We got a problem with a dead snake. 1066 01:20:06,932 --> 01:20:08,445 Gee, that's funny. 1067 01:20:09,612 --> 01:20:10,488 So do I. 1068 01:20:12,292 --> 01:20:16,251 Here comes that brilliant and charming attorney of yours, Mr. Mordecai. 1069 01:20:18,212 --> 01:20:22,649 Found him 400 yards offshore. Now show him the rest of his kisser. 1070 01:20:24,932 --> 01:20:28,242 Crabs find lawyers a particular delicacy. 1071 01:20:28,892 --> 01:20:29,961 Looks like lasagna. 1072 01:20:31,092 --> 01:20:31,922 Cover that shit up. 1073 01:20:32,692 --> 01:20:36,241 You wanna tell me why your name was on his calendar for tomorrow? 1074 01:20:37,012 --> 01:20:40,448 I was involved in litigation with a yogurt company. 1075 01:20:42,332 --> 01:20:45,051 From my limited experience, this isn't something.. 1076 01:20:45,292 --> 01:20:47,852 ..a yogurt company would ordinarily do. 1077 01:20:48,212 --> 01:20:51,090 He represented the kid who got mauled at your club. 1078 01:20:51,332 --> 01:20:54,244 Now that I find fascinating, Shad. 1079 01:20:54,652 --> 01:20:56,244 He had a picture. 1080 01:20:57,332 --> 01:20:59,129 Man, I'm gonna lose it. 1081 01:20:59,332 --> 01:21:01,448 No, no. A picture of what? 1082 01:21:02,852 --> 01:21:03,887 A legislator? 1083 01:21:04,412 --> 01:21:06,687 Yeah, beating a kid's ass. 1084 01:21:06,892 --> 01:21:09,804 -Where's the original? -I got no idea. 1085 01:21:12,012 --> 01:21:13,445 Here, freshen up. 1086 01:21:16,012 --> 01:21:17,240 All right, thanks. 1087 01:21:17,452 --> 01:21:20,125 -Can I interest you in dessert? -Just the check. 1088 01:21:20,332 --> 01:21:21,242 Good night. 1089 01:21:23,452 --> 01:21:26,091 -Dilbeck didn't invite her back? -She said no. 1090 01:21:26,332 --> 01:21:30,644 That's good. I don't think she should go there again, even with you. 1091 01:21:31,612 --> 01:21:33,682 She seemed all edgy tonight. 1092 01:21:33,892 --> 01:21:36,850 Man, she got her moods. Could be that time of month. 1093 01:21:37,052 --> 01:21:40,647 So you're like the gynecologist-bouncer, bouncer-gynecologist. 1094 01:21:41,532 --> 01:21:44,285 -I just watch out for the girl. -So do I. 1095 01:21:44,492 --> 01:21:47,450 That's a grand total of two people in Florida. 1096 01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:51,486 The higher-ups in my department aren't pushing this investigation. 1097 01:21:51,692 --> 01:21:53,967 -Because of this congressman? -Bingo. 1098 01:21:54,172 --> 01:21:57,244 We got two homicides here, and nobody gives a shit. 1099 01:21:57,532 --> 01:21:59,648 And I'm worried about that girl. 1100 01:22:00,932 --> 01:22:02,763 She's out there all by herself. 1101 01:22:35,332 --> 01:22:37,050 Where's the sheriff? 1102 01:22:50,892 --> 01:22:52,644 Hello, city desk? 1103 01:23:04,412 --> 01:23:06,642 It is an unusual time for a news conference.. 1104 01:23:06,892 --> 01:23:09,281 ..but the congressman feels it will dramatize his message. 1105 01:23:09,532 --> 01:23:10,851 We'll send a camera crew. 1106 01:23:11,052 --> 01:23:13,725 -Confirm? -There won't be any need to confirm. 1107 01:23:13,932 --> 01:23:15,684 -Got everything. -Thank you. 1108 01:23:15,892 --> 01:23:18,281 Good morning, pumpkin. How'd you sleep? 1109 01:23:18,532 --> 01:23:20,090 Good. How about you? 1110 01:23:20,332 --> 01:23:22,482 Well, I just- I slept great, honey. 1111 01:23:29,692 --> 01:23:30,522 Want some cereal? 1112 01:23:30,932 --> 01:23:32,650 Not right now. 1113 01:23:36,012 --> 01:23:37,843 -Good morning. -Hello, CNN? 1114 01:23:38,052 --> 01:23:39,644 -May I help you? -News desk. 1115 01:23:39,852 --> 01:23:41,251 One second, please. 1116 01:23:41,692 --> 01:23:42,681 This is Jennifer.. 1117 01:23:42,932 --> 01:23:45,685 ..and I'm calling from Congressman Dilbeck's office. 1118 01:23:45,892 --> 01:23:48,406 Malcolm Moldovsky asked me to call.. 1119 01:23:48,612 --> 01:23:51,046 ..about the news conference at the refinery. 1120 01:24:01,132 --> 01:24:03,088 Quit moving! 1121 01:24:05,012 --> 01:24:06,570 Whose Mercedes is that? 1122 01:24:06,812 --> 01:24:10,043 -Some orthodontist from Tampa. -God, what would Mom say? 1123 01:24:10,252 --> 01:24:12,447 She'd say, "Nice fucking car." 1124 01:24:12,932 --> 01:24:15,048 You got a mouth like a sewer! 1125 01:24:16,332 --> 01:24:17,970 I need some morphine. 1126 01:24:18,212 --> 01:24:19,850 I don't got none for humans. 1127 01:24:20,092 --> 01:24:21,161 What do you mean? 1128 01:24:21,412 --> 01:24:23,880 All's I got is some from when Lupa had her cubs. 1129 01:24:24,132 --> 01:24:26,327 -Wolf morphine? -I don't know. I think so. 1130 01:24:26,532 --> 01:24:29,524 So give me. I'm dying. Busted arm, two nights in jail. 1131 01:24:35,252 --> 01:24:36,287 How'd you break it? 1132 01:24:36,732 --> 01:24:40,042 Playing polo with Donald Trump, okay? 1133 01:24:42,092 --> 01:24:43,684 It says here you take two every four hours with a bowl of milk. 1134 01:24:46,532 --> 01:24:48,250 Sounds good to me. 1135 01:24:48,452 --> 01:24:50,249 I said two! 1136 01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:53,043 Goddamn it! 1137 01:25:05,692 --> 01:25:09,002 Throw down a spade or seven unless you have an eight. 1138 01:25:09,212 --> 01:25:10,645 Then you can change suits. 1139 01:25:11,252 --> 01:25:15,040 So that's why they call it Crazy Eights. 1140 01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:17,085 When are you coming back? 1141 01:25:17,332 --> 01:25:19,641 By two. But I hope you will be asleep. 1142 01:25:19,932 --> 01:25:22,526 We'll take care of her. Don't worry. 1143 01:25:24,412 --> 01:25:25,367 You're going out? 1144 01:25:25,612 --> 01:25:27,887 I'll be back by two. I'll dance the late shift. 1145 01:25:28,132 --> 01:25:30,646 -Can you tell me where you-? -No, I can't. 1146 01:25:34,052 --> 01:25:36,441 -You be good, pumpkin. -I will. 1147 01:25:37,452 --> 01:25:38,805 She'll be fine. 1148 01:25:39,252 --> 01:25:40,970 Don't worry. 1149 01:25:41,212 --> 01:25:42,167 See you, baby. 1150 01:25:44,532 --> 01:25:46,250 You're going to the boat? 1151 01:25:49,252 --> 01:25:50,207 Not without me. 1152 01:25:52,212 --> 01:25:53,008 I'll be late. 1153 01:25:54,212 --> 01:25:55,122 Listen up. 1154 01:25:55,332 --> 01:25:57,641 -You said you weren't going. -I didn't want anybody to know. 1155 01:25:57,852 --> 01:25:58,967 -Like who? -Garcia. 1156 01:25:59,212 --> 01:26:01,646 Then just say, "Don't tell Garcia." What's up? 1157 01:26:01,852 --> 01:26:04,764 They'll put Angela in a foster home if I don't keep my mouth shut. 1158 01:26:05,012 --> 01:26:08,641 -Says who? -Dilbeck's guy, that creep Moldovsky. 1159 01:26:08,852 --> 01:26:13,050 Promise me you will stay with her every second. I need to know that. 1160 01:26:13,332 --> 01:26:15,050 I can't let you go there alone. 1161 01:26:15,252 --> 01:26:18,961 They're gonna pay me $5,000. I need the money. 1162 01:26:19,332 --> 01:26:22,449 I need to get out of here and live a normal, fully-dressed life.. 1163 01:26:22,692 --> 01:26:25,001 ..with shopping lists and school buses. 1164 01:26:25,332 --> 01:26:27,607 If they wanted to kill me, they would have. 1165 01:26:27,932 --> 01:26:29,285 Let me get this straight. 1166 01:26:29,492 --> 01:26:32,564 So you gonna go there, dance and come back here. 1167 01:26:33,132 --> 01:26:34,042 Correct. 1168 01:26:35,292 --> 01:26:36,327 Something's up. 1169 01:26:36,612 --> 01:26:38,568 I've got it under control. 1170 01:26:38,852 --> 01:26:41,446 Promise me you'll stay with Angela every second. 1171 01:26:45,212 --> 01:26:46,645 I'll see you later. 1172 01:26:56,772 --> 01:26:58,251 Bonsoir. 1173 01:27:51,612 --> 01:27:52,408 Sorry. 1174 01:27:55,732 --> 01:27:57,245 You speak English? 1175 01:27:58,612 --> 01:28:00,045 Sometime. 1176 01:28:00,932 --> 01:28:03,685 What do you think about the people you work for? 1177 01:28:05,012 --> 01:28:06,286 They're filth. 1178 01:28:06,492 --> 01:28:08,642 Exploiters of the poor. 1179 01:28:10,092 --> 01:28:13,050 I think you and I are gonna get along just fine. 1180 01:28:15,492 --> 01:28:19,371 For $5,000, I expect to get laid. It's only human. 1181 01:28:19,612 --> 01:28:21,091 Listen to me. 1182 01:28:21,332 --> 01:28:23,846 That beautiful lady doesn't understand. 1183 01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:28,648 She doesn't understand what it's like to make love to a congressman. 1184 01:28:28,852 --> 01:28:30,444 The ecstasy, the wonderful- 1185 01:28:30,692 --> 01:28:33,650 Listen to me, you sick fuck! 1186 01:28:33,932 --> 01:28:36,241 She's been meeting with a cop. 1187 01:28:36,572 --> 01:28:38,244 Maybe he's from the titty squad. 1188 01:28:38,492 --> 01:28:40,050 He's homicide. 1189 01:28:40,332 --> 01:28:42,846 She used to work at the FBl as a secretary. 1190 01:28:43,092 --> 01:28:46,641 This bitch is poison. She's out to slaughter us. 1191 01:28:47,132 --> 01:28:49,043 Make a fool of me. 1192 01:28:50,332 --> 01:28:54,007 Screw yourself bowlegged, Davey of the Navy. 1193 01:28:55,132 --> 01:28:57,646 Then let us handle it. I'll be on the top deck. 1194 01:29:04,212 --> 01:29:06,248 I thought she cared for me. 1195 01:29:18,172 --> 01:29:18,968 We're heavy. 1196 01:29:21,132 --> 01:29:21,928 Copy. 1197 01:29:22,972 --> 01:29:24,007 No cheating. 1198 01:29:24,212 --> 01:29:26,043 -One, two, three... -Doesn't look good. 1199 01:29:28,092 --> 01:29:29,844 Can't get a break. 1200 01:29:30,932 --> 01:29:33,969 Shad's a loser. Shad's a loser. 1201 01:29:36,572 --> 01:29:38,244 All right, Miss Angela. 1202 01:29:38,652 --> 01:29:39,641 Six! 1203 01:29:39,852 --> 01:29:41,843 She always gets six. 1204 01:30:38,292 --> 01:30:40,647 Down, Bowser. Be patient. 1205 01:30:40,892 --> 01:30:42,086 Don't tease me! 1206 01:30:42,772 --> 01:30:45,889 I'm not teasing. You just sit back.. 1207 01:30:46,132 --> 01:30:48,123 ..relax, have yourself another drink. 1208 01:30:48,612 --> 01:30:51,809 Because tonight is the night. 1209 01:30:55,012 --> 01:30:56,365 It sure is. 1210 01:31:09,132 --> 01:31:09,928 Who are you? 1211 01:31:11,212 --> 01:31:12,327 I want my daughter. 1212 01:31:13,172 --> 01:31:16,289 What? Chico! How'd you get onboard? 1213 01:31:16,732 --> 01:31:18,848 My little 'un. I want her. 1214 01:31:19,972 --> 01:31:23,760 Your "little 'un," whoever she is, is not here. 1215 01:31:25,972 --> 01:31:26,768 Chico! 1216 01:31:31,732 --> 01:31:33,165 What's this? 1217 01:31:33,772 --> 01:31:34,727 Damn! 1218 01:31:35,812 --> 01:31:36,608 Look... 1219 01:31:44,012 --> 01:31:47,322 Well, there's a sight to raise the dead. 1220 01:31:48,812 --> 01:31:50,928 Who's that old freak? 1221 01:31:52,612 --> 01:31:54,523 Hold on a second. 1222 01:31:54,892 --> 01:31:56,610 I know who that is. 1223 01:31:56,852 --> 01:31:59,002 Is that the-? 1224 01:31:59,972 --> 01:32:02,805 Is that that guy from Price is Right ? 1225 01:32:05,972 --> 01:32:07,849 Oh, damn! 1226 01:32:10,212 --> 01:32:11,964 You got my daughter.. 1227 01:32:12,212 --> 01:32:14,487 ..and now you try and kill me with a ax! 1228 01:32:15,092 --> 01:32:18,926 I don't have your daughter! You're confused. 1229 01:32:19,812 --> 01:32:22,372 And it's "an" axe. 1230 01:32:22,932 --> 01:32:24,923 I'm stoned.. 1231 01:32:25,692 --> 01:32:28,126 ..but I ain't confused. 1232 01:32:29,692 --> 01:32:31,922 You stole my little 'un! 1233 01:32:40,652 --> 01:32:42,688 Before we make love, I wish to shave you. 1234 01:32:43,412 --> 01:32:44,925 I don't need a shave. 1235 01:32:49,012 --> 01:32:51,128 Evening, partygoers. 1236 01:33:22,812 --> 01:33:23,642 Where's Erin? 1237 01:33:27,772 --> 01:33:29,251 I don't hear you. 1238 01:33:29,652 --> 01:33:31,449 Bullshit. 1239 01:33:41,012 --> 01:33:42,525 Tiffany! 1240 01:34:22,932 --> 01:34:23,887 Is Mommy okay? 1241 01:34:24,092 --> 01:34:26,925 She's fine, honey. We're gonna pick her up now. 1242 01:34:27,132 --> 01:34:29,930 We'll play card games, have some fun! 1243 01:34:31,292 --> 01:34:32,964 She won't like this. She told me- 1244 01:34:33,212 --> 01:34:36,921 I don't care what she told you! How could you let her go alone? 1245 01:34:37,172 --> 01:34:39,766 -I thought you were in jail. -I made my bail. 1246 01:34:40,012 --> 01:34:42,082 -This son of a bitch your-? -Hang on. 1247 01:34:42,292 --> 01:34:45,728 Here's your nickel. Nice dance. 1248 01:34:46,012 --> 01:34:49,322 Would you please just get out of here? 1249 01:34:53,212 --> 01:34:56,443 Are you that guy from Price is Right ? 1250 01:34:58,212 --> 01:35:00,567 I'm Congressman David Dilbeck. 1251 01:35:00,812 --> 01:35:01,767 Congressman? 1252 01:35:02,012 --> 01:35:03,445 -Yeah. -No shit? 1253 01:35:03,692 --> 01:35:05,125 Well, I steal wheelchairs.. 1254 01:35:05,372 --> 01:35:07,522 ..so we got a lot in common. 1255 01:35:08,212 --> 01:35:12,125 I'm getting tired. I think I just killed a lying weasel. 1256 01:35:12,332 --> 01:35:13,526 You did what? 1257 01:35:13,772 --> 01:35:16,161 Beat him with this here club. 1258 01:35:16,412 --> 01:35:19,529 Well then, get out! And leave us alone! 1259 01:35:19,772 --> 01:35:22,047 I'm about to mount this here beauty. 1260 01:35:23,292 --> 01:35:24,566 Maybe not. 1261 01:35:24,812 --> 01:35:27,929 You're talking about my wife. 1262 01:35:29,892 --> 01:35:32,122 It's time for us to take a little drive. 1263 01:35:33,532 --> 01:35:34,931 Malcolm. 1264 01:35:36,892 --> 01:35:38,325 Malcolm! 1265 01:35:44,212 --> 01:35:47,522 -Move it, move it! -Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 1266 01:36:04,572 --> 01:36:06,324 -Get on-- -Keep quiet! 1267 01:36:07,812 --> 01:36:10,690 -Pick a good one. Take it! -Hurry it up! 1268 01:36:11,212 --> 01:36:12,406 Shit, look at this. 1269 01:36:12,972 --> 01:36:14,644 Help me, you assholes. 1270 01:36:16,212 --> 01:36:17,725 Help! 1271 01:36:21,292 --> 01:36:22,566 Stop! Stop! 1272 01:36:23,572 --> 01:36:27,929 I voted against gun control. Weapons could end up in the wrong hands. 1273 01:36:28,132 --> 01:36:29,451 Will you please shut up? 1274 01:36:40,012 --> 01:36:41,001 What? 1275 01:36:41,492 --> 01:36:44,131 -It doesn't start. -Come on, man. 1276 01:36:46,612 --> 01:36:48,762 We are in trouble. 1277 01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:50,127 Oh, no! 1278 01:37:00,932 --> 01:37:02,445 That fracture looks bad. 1279 01:37:04,172 --> 01:37:05,844 We ought to drop him off at the doctor. 1280 01:37:06,612 --> 01:37:10,366 -We're not dropping anybody anywhere. -My sister Rita done up my arm. 1281 01:37:10,572 --> 01:37:13,405 Oh, really? I'm a great believer in family. 1282 01:37:13,812 --> 01:37:15,131 Do you have a pen and paper? 1283 01:37:15,892 --> 01:37:18,452 It didn't feel the way I thought, killing a man. 1284 01:37:18,812 --> 01:37:20,962 -Killing a man? -It felt terrible. 1285 01:37:21,532 --> 01:37:24,808 -I want you to write something. -What? 1286 01:37:27,212 --> 01:37:29,965 I want you to give me custody of Angela. 1287 01:37:30,212 --> 01:37:31,088 No way. 1288 01:37:31,492 --> 01:37:33,528 You're going to jail for what you did.. 1289 01:37:33,732 --> 01:37:37,281 ..and I will not have that child placed in a foster home. 1290 01:37:38,012 --> 01:37:40,242 So please. A simple note. 1291 01:37:40,772 --> 01:37:43,240 "I, Darrell Grant.." 1292 01:37:43,492 --> 01:37:45,244 I love that little 'un. 1293 01:37:45,492 --> 01:37:48,245 I know you do. "..give full custody.." 1294 01:37:48,492 --> 01:37:50,005 -You do? -Yes, I do. 1295 01:37:50,252 --> 01:37:53,324 Let's do this for her. Let's not put her at risk anymore. 1296 01:37:53,532 --> 01:37:56,842 "..to my wife, Erin Grant." 1297 01:37:58,132 --> 01:37:59,724 Okay. 1298 01:38:00,572 --> 01:38:01,641 Good boy. 1299 01:38:07,612 --> 01:38:10,126 You know, you write quite poorly. 1300 01:38:10,812 --> 01:38:12,928 Are you a high-school graduate? 1301 01:38:20,212 --> 01:38:21,088 Shit! 1302 01:38:25,012 --> 01:38:27,526 Everybody just stay put, all right? 1303 01:38:50,612 --> 01:38:52,728 This girl is nuts. 1304 01:39:18,332 --> 01:39:19,970 My prostate doctor said.. 1305 01:39:20,212 --> 01:39:23,124 ..that I have to urinate whenever possible. 1306 01:39:23,532 --> 01:39:26,000 Then go relieve yourself over there. 1307 01:39:27,412 --> 01:39:29,926 Pierre, just stay with him. 1308 01:39:51,092 --> 01:39:53,401 Now wake up. Come on. Here. 1309 01:39:53,732 --> 01:39:54,960 You gotta sign this. 1310 01:39:55,212 --> 01:39:57,442 Sign your name, that's all you gotta do.. 1311 01:39:57,692 --> 01:39:59,045 ..before you get arrested. 1312 01:39:59,292 --> 01:40:01,328 Now come on. Sign your name. 1313 01:40:04,812 --> 01:40:05,608 There you go. 1314 01:40:07,412 --> 01:40:11,325 "Darrell Grant." Good boy. Good. 1315 01:40:12,212 --> 01:40:13,531 That's right. 1316 01:40:16,172 --> 01:40:18,003 I'm back! 1317 01:40:18,932 --> 01:40:21,127 No more teasing. 1318 01:40:21,892 --> 01:40:24,122 Oh, finally! 1319 01:40:24,532 --> 01:40:25,567 What? 1320 01:40:25,812 --> 01:40:28,565 Finally you take me like a man. 1321 01:40:28,812 --> 01:40:31,121 Like a congressman. 1322 01:40:31,372 --> 01:40:33,249 I knew you cared for me. 1323 01:40:33,492 --> 01:40:35,687 Malcolm didn't know what he was talking about. 1324 01:40:35,932 --> 01:40:38,890 -Now take me. -Here? 1325 01:40:39,092 --> 01:40:41,970 I've got a special spot picked out for us. 1326 01:40:42,212 --> 01:40:45,522 Get that music box for me, will you, honey? 1327 01:40:53,092 --> 01:40:56,528 -Sorry, boss. It all happened- -Shut up, you nitwit! 1328 01:40:56,772 --> 01:41:00,731 Don't explain. We got a goddamn stripper about to bring us all down. 1329 01:41:01,412 --> 01:41:03,130 How do I look? 1330 01:41:03,572 --> 01:41:04,971 Not bad. 1331 01:41:07,292 --> 01:41:09,647 -What happened to him? -I hit him with a rock. 1332 01:41:09,972 --> 01:41:11,371 Who's the man? 1333 01:41:11,612 --> 01:41:13,170 You're the man. 1334 01:41:13,412 --> 01:41:17,644 You are the man and oh, so strong. 1335 01:41:18,372 --> 01:41:21,330 -Well, here we are. -Here? 1336 01:41:22,332 --> 01:41:24,448 You ever make it on a pile of sugar before? 1337 01:41:24,692 --> 01:41:26,728 No, but I'm willing to try. 1338 01:41:26,972 --> 01:41:28,371 Well, you're in for a treat. 1339 01:41:28,612 --> 01:41:30,887 You're in for a treat too, darlin' . 1340 01:41:31,412 --> 01:41:33,562 Now you just let me put some music on.. 1341 01:41:33,812 --> 01:41:36,406 ..while you take off those pretty little pants. 1342 01:41:36,652 --> 01:41:38,768 You'd better put on some blast goggles. 1343 01:41:39,012 --> 01:41:41,526 Because you're in for an overwhelming sight. 1344 01:41:41,772 --> 01:41:42,966 Shit! Radio for help! 1345 01:41:43,212 --> 01:41:46,761 What do I tell them? Congressman Dilbeck abducted a woman. 1346 01:41:47,012 --> 01:41:49,048 They'll shut off their radios and go help him. 1347 01:41:49,292 --> 01:41:51,283 So we're it. A cop and a bouncer. 1348 01:41:51,532 --> 01:41:54,251 Plus two strippers and a kid. We're in great shape. 1349 01:42:00,652 --> 01:42:02,165 And two. 1350 01:42:02,412 --> 01:42:04,767 How come here? How come not that yacht? 1351 01:42:05,012 --> 01:42:07,731 I'm kind of private. I don't like people watching. 1352 01:42:07,932 --> 01:42:10,571 Me neither. I don't like anything kinky. 1353 01:42:10,812 --> 01:42:12,768 I know you don't. You're a real man. 1354 01:42:13,012 --> 01:42:16,129 I knew it when poor Jerry was killed and Shad's lawyer. 1355 01:42:16,332 --> 01:42:20,610 I said, "Davey's the real thing. An M-A-N man." 1356 01:42:20,852 --> 01:42:22,490 A man blackmails you.. 1357 01:42:22,732 --> 01:42:24,051 ..you got to deal with it! 1358 01:42:24,292 --> 01:42:25,930 You got to be hard and firm. 1359 01:42:26,172 --> 01:42:27,127 And you can dance! 1360 01:42:27,372 --> 01:42:28,964 -Marry me. -What? 1361 01:42:29,212 --> 01:42:31,043 Marry me. Just say it. 1362 01:42:31,292 --> 01:42:32,725 -You are married. -I know. 1363 01:42:32,932 --> 01:42:35,127 But I'd leave my wife in a heartbeat. 1364 01:42:35,372 --> 01:42:37,932 She wouldn't care. She doesn't like me anyhow. 1365 01:42:38,172 --> 01:42:41,926 Well, this is very sudden, and I have a lot to think about. 1366 01:42:42,172 --> 01:42:45,005 -I'll make you proud of me. -I know you would. 1367 01:42:45,252 --> 01:42:48,369 It's like when Jerry said, "I'm gonna shake down Dilbeck." 1368 01:42:48,612 --> 01:42:50,011 And I said, "Are you crazy? 1369 01:42:50,252 --> 01:42:53,528 Blackmail a real man like that?" 1370 01:42:53,772 --> 01:42:57,401 I said to Malcolm, "Just do what you have to do.. 1371 01:42:57,652 --> 01:43:00,246 ..to Jerry, that fat lawyer. Just do it!" 1372 01:43:00,492 --> 01:43:03,370 -Just do it. -Just do it! And he did. 1373 01:43:03,612 --> 01:43:05,489 -Didn't he? -He sure did. 1374 01:43:05,772 --> 01:43:06,921 You idiot! 1375 01:43:08,612 --> 01:43:11,365 -Shit. -Hi, Malcolm! How you doing? 1376 01:43:11,612 --> 01:43:13,967 I'd like to introduce you to my fiancee. 1377 01:43:14,172 --> 01:43:15,491 This is Miss Erin Grant. 1378 01:43:15,732 --> 01:43:17,131 Sorry, Davey. 1379 01:43:17,332 --> 01:43:18,685 You both gotta go. 1380 01:43:18,932 --> 01:43:20,524 Willie's orders. 1381 01:43:21,612 --> 01:43:22,886 You are sick. 1382 01:43:23,132 --> 01:43:24,565 Murder-suicide, Miss Grant. 1383 01:43:24,892 --> 01:43:25,802 Suicide? 1384 01:43:26,012 --> 01:43:29,527 Hell of a story, isn't it? A congressman and a stripper. 1385 01:43:31,772 --> 01:43:33,410 Excuse me. What did you call me? 1386 01:43:33,812 --> 01:43:35,530 A stripper. 1387 01:43:36,412 --> 01:43:37,401 Dancer, asshole. 1388 01:43:38,732 --> 01:43:39,528 George Bush! 1389 01:43:40,732 --> 01:43:41,721 That's not George Bush. 1390 01:43:41,932 --> 01:43:44,321 That doesn't look anything like George Bush. 1391 01:43:46,932 --> 01:43:49,765 Drop them. You got till three. 1392 01:43:50,012 --> 01:43:50,922 One. 1393 01:43:52,972 --> 01:43:53,848 What are you, nuts? 1394 01:43:54,092 --> 01:43:56,367 Yeah, psycho. 1395 01:43:56,612 --> 01:44:00,525 Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. 1396 01:44:02,132 --> 01:44:04,930 I have a kick-your-ass fetish. 1397 01:44:05,532 --> 01:44:06,442 Two. 1398 01:44:15,772 --> 01:44:16,761 Boss? 1399 01:44:16,972 --> 01:44:17,927 Three! 1400 01:44:20,132 --> 01:44:21,451 Goddamn it! 1401 01:44:21,692 --> 01:44:23,045 Good evening, everyone. 1402 01:44:23,292 --> 01:44:24,884 Postman, postman 1403 01:44:25,132 --> 01:44:26,451 Do your duty 1404 01:44:26,692 --> 01:44:29,684 Send this letter To an American beauty 1405 01:44:29,932 --> 01:44:31,923 You're now under arrest. 1406 01:44:32,132 --> 01:44:34,327 For a variety of charges. 1407 01:44:37,892 --> 01:44:39,371 I need some coffee. 1408 01:44:39,732 --> 01:44:42,200 Why don't we start with homicide? 1409 01:44:46,252 --> 01:44:47,765 You're not arresting anyone. 1410 01:44:51,292 --> 01:44:52,520 Black. 1411 01:44:53,012 --> 01:44:53,967 No sugar. 1412 01:45:10,332 --> 01:45:12,607 I said, no sugar. 1413 01:45:19,932 --> 01:45:22,810 You know you have a serious dandruff problem. 1414 01:45:23,412 --> 01:45:25,130 Ladies! 1415 01:45:27,012 --> 01:45:28,764 Mama! Mama! 1416 01:45:31,012 --> 01:45:32,525 Baby! 1417 01:45:35,012 --> 01:45:38,049 -You okay, Mama? -I'm fine, baby. 1418 01:45:41,012 --> 01:45:43,287 See how you could get tendinitis? 1419 01:45:46,692 --> 01:45:48,728 Come on, guys. 1420 01:45:50,092 --> 01:45:52,367 Congressman, you called a news conference? 1421 01:45:56,612 --> 01:45:58,443 Holy shit! 1422 01:46:02,572 --> 01:46:03,925 Thank you. 1423 01:46:06,212 --> 01:46:10,569 There comes a time in every public figure's career.. 1424 01:46:10,812 --> 01:46:13,167 ..when he has to think about his future. 1425 01:46:13,372 --> 01:46:15,932 You are making a tragic mistake here. 1426 01:46:25,412 --> 01:46:29,564 Jerry, that fat lawyer. Just do it! And he did. 1427 01:46:29,812 --> 01:46:30,961 You idiot! 1428 01:46:32,972 --> 01:46:35,122 Do you have any idea how nuts this was? 1429 01:46:37,412 --> 01:46:39,130 We're going, baby. 1430 01:46:40,172 --> 01:46:42,128 Thank you for all your help. 1431 01:46:42,372 --> 01:46:43,725 Yeah, likewise. 1432 01:46:43,932 --> 01:46:46,162 Keep me posted on what you decide to do. 1433 01:46:46,412 --> 01:46:50,166 -Maybe I'll run for Congress. -There's gonna be a seat open now. 1434 01:46:59,572 --> 01:47:00,368 Talk to you soon. 1435 01:47:00,572 --> 01:47:01,800 Stay in touch. 1436 01:47:14,212 --> 01:47:15,725 You shouldn't have done this without me. 1437 01:47:16,372 --> 01:47:18,124 It won't happen again.