1 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:03,000 No, man, I'm just saying'- I'm sayin' if-if you own the beach property, right... 2 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:06,760 - Mm-hmm? - do you own, like, the sand and the water? 3 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:10,599 Nobody owns the water. God owns-It's God's water. 4 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,760 What if someone walks onto your beach, right? Let's say if you do own it. 5 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,799 No, man, you don't own the beach. 6 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,799 - What you own is sand on the beach, man. - Here. Here, man. 7 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:22,040 - What if there's a naked girl on the beach? 8 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,040 That girl's not yours. You don't own the girl. 9 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,000 - What if she breaks her foot on your property? - She could sue me. 10 00:01:29,079 --> 00:01:32,280 Sue me! Sue me! 11 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:36,319 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Holy shit! 12 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,439 Ditch it, man! Ditch it! 13 00:01:38,519 --> 00:01:41,120 - Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag? 14 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,959 Fuck it! 15 00:01:46,519 --> 00:01:50,640 Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it? 16 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:54,040 - Those are 'shrooms, dude! - Come on, man, just eat it! 17 00:01:58,359 --> 00:02:00,680 - Mike, uh... 18 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:04,159 - I hate to ask, but, uh...for the team? - I can't eat that! 19 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,640 - No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay! 20 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,560 All right, I'm doin' a drop. 21 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:10,680 - I'm goin' for a drop. -Just opening the window. 22 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,240 - It's gone. It's gone. - We're cool. It's cool. 23 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:16,400 - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 24 00:02:16,479 --> 00:02:19,879 - We're dead! - All right, all right. Windows down! Windows down! 25 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:22,039 - Windows down! Put the windows down! 26 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,719 All right, we're cool. We're cool. 27 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,080 God, did you see that? 28 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:42,199 It must have been, like, a double homicide or something fuckin' cool. 29 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:47,439 - We was freakin' out, man. - Man, I almost had a heart attack. 30 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,719 Mike, you didn't eat both those bags, did you? 31 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,520 - Come and get it. 32 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:58,280 You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot... 33 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,520 -and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms, man. - Who's the man? 34 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:06,400 So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need 130 buck, you know... 35 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:08,719 whenever you get a chance. 36 00:03:08,759 --> 00:03:13,199 - Fuck, man. - That-That's not really cool, man. 37 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,599 Is that the same car, man? 38 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,599 - D-Do I look high? - Yeah. 39 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,439 Here they- Here they come. 40 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,719 - Lick on it. Just lick it or somethin'. - Be cool, be cool. 41 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:43,159 License and registration. 42 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,639 Uh, Officer, I know that- 43 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,639 License and registration, please. 44 00:03:47,719 --> 00:03:50,080 The regis- 45 00:03:55,199 --> 00:03:57,520 - You know how fast you were goin'? - What? 46 00:03:57,599 --> 00:04:01,759 - How fast you were goin'? - Uh, 65? 47 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:06,800 - Sixty-three. - Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65? 48 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:08,919 Yeah, it is. 49 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:13,120 - Where you boys headed? - Canada. 50 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:15,759 C-Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada... 51 00:04:15,879 --> 00:04:18,959 - for some french fries and gravy, sir. - Poutine. 52 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,439 Canada, huh? Almost made it. 53 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:28,160 - Are you okay? - Yeah, sure. 54 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,199 - Yes, sir? - Yes, sir. 55 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:34,040 - Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"? - I think he said, "Yeah, sure." 56 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,560 - What'd you say, man? - Well, I said, "Yeah, sure," 57 00:04:36,639 --> 00:04:40,319 but what, literally, I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir." 58 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,480 - So you are okay then? - Yes, sir. 59 00:04:43,519 --> 00:04:47,959 - You smell somethin', Rabbit? - Fear. 60 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,399 Now hand over that registration. 61 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:54,399 Yes, sir. My mother's gonna kill me. 62 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,519 Holy, shit. This is-This is-This is- Don't look. Don't look. 63 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,879 - Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man. 64 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:08,879 - Am I fucked up or is this fucked up, man? 65 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:11,000 This shit is fuckin' crazy. 66 00:05:11,079 --> 00:05:13,800 Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my Nine... 67 00:05:13,879 --> 00:05:15,800 and put a cap in that pig's ass. 68 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:21,720 - Oh, fuck! 69 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,519 - Oh, my God! 70 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:30,480 - Shit! 71 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,720 Fuck! 72 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,199 Pull the vehicle over! 73 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,199 - I'm-I'm already pulled over, man! - Pull over farther, man! 74 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,240 - I can't pull over- Sir, I'm already pulled over! - He's already pulled over! 75 00:05:47,319 --> 00:05:49,360 He can't pull over any farther! 76 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,800 License and registration, please. 77 00:05:55,879 --> 00:05:59,439 - But I-I just gave you it, Officer. - License and registration. 78 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:03,600 You know how fast you were goin'? 79 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,560 - Uh, sixty-five? -Sixty-three. 80 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,720 I'm freakin' out, man. 81 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,959 You are freakin' out, man. 82 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:16,000 You want to know why I pulled you over? 83 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:20,480 - Littering. - Officer, that-that's not ours. 84 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:24,480 - Candy bars! - Littering and-Littering and- 85 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,600 - And, uh- - Littering and- 86 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,959 Littering and, uh-Littering and, uh- 87 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,480 Littering and, uh- 88 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:41,319 - Littering and smoking the reefer. 89 00:06:41,439 --> 00:06:44,600 Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here... 90 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:48,279 - while you three smoke the whole bag. - Please, no. 91 00:06:48,399 --> 00:06:50,639 - Please, yes- - Fuckin'pig! 92 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,279 Mother of God. 93 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,000 Whoo! 94 00:07:06,439 --> 00:07:11,279 We're in high-speed pursuit of a white Miata headin' southbound on 2-9-4. 95 00:07:11,319 --> 00:07:15,879 Unit 91, come in, 91. Unit 91, come in, 91. 96 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:18,800 What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes. 97 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,319 We got a hell-raiser in a white Miata. 98 00:07:21,439 --> 00:07:23,839 Ninety-one, are you there? Ninety-one? 99 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,560 Ninety-one, are you there? 100 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:30,000 Hey, good-lookin'. You catch any speeders today? 101 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,920 - Whoo! - What the fuck! 102 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,360 - Let's go, 91. 103 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,279 Rabbit, get that gun out! 104 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,399 Aw, Mac, you fucker! 105 00:08:42,519 --> 00:08:45,559 Greetings. 106 00:08:45,639 --> 00:08:49,799 - You guys are too slow. - You killed my dummy. 107 00:08:49,879 --> 00:08:53,759 Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time. 108 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:57,559 Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example. 109 00:08:57,639 --> 00:09:00,559 - Foster, where are your shoes? - What, are you the shoe police now? 110 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,120 I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go. 111 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:05,919 - Your black magic only works on the rookie. - That's brown magic. 112 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,279 - Pay up. - When do I get to do that? 113 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,480 You'll get your chance, Rook. Shots? 114 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:14,600 - Yeah. - That's a lot of booze. 115 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,759 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - I'm impressed. 116 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,679 -Jesus! 117 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,960 Sorry, boys, you're on duty. 118 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:25,120 - On your tab, Officer Womack? - Rookie, pay the lady. 119 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,120 Unit 23. Come in, 23. 120 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,440 Unit 23. Come in, 23. 121 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,279 Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance? 122 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,320 - Shut up, Farva. - I can be there- 123 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,519 Listen, we got the Miata. We're okay. 124 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:41,360 What about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance? 125 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,960 - The snozberries taste like snozberries. 126 00:09:55,639 --> 00:09:57,000 - Oh, shit! - He killed the cops! 127 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,960 - Oh, shit! - He killed the cops! 128 00:09:59,039 --> 00:10:01,519 - Get out of the car, man! - This is a cop car! 129 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:05,679 - Hello. - You boys like Mexico? 130 00:10:05,759 --> 00:10:09,639 Yeeeee-hoooooo! 131 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:34,799 One, two, three, do it! 132 00:10:34,879 --> 00:10:37,960 Oh, go, girlfriend. I'm your mother. 133 00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:40,120 Come on, Thorny. You're losing to the rookie. It's embarrassing. 134 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,279 Come on, Rabbit. You can do it. 135 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:46,200 Oh, Rabbit, he's killing you. I got Thorny in front by a lot. 136 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,360 What's the matter, your mama didn't teach you how to chug? 137 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:52,039 Come on, Thorn. Come on, Thorn. 138 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,639 - Ohh! - Goddamn it. 139 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:58,240 I am all that is man. 140 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,879 - Every time. - Finish it up. 141 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:09,480 See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong. Open your throat, relax the jaw. 142 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:11,879 Don't forget to cup the balls. You're never gonna win... 143 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,000 with those thin little bird lips you got there. 144 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,159 This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn? 145 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,240 So much of my authority is derived from the power right here. 146 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,679 Hey, guys. 147 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,360 Wow. 148 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,159 - Uh, do you have any more syrup? -Sorry, Urs. 149 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,000 - Why couldn't they chug ketchup? 150 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,399 It's a good thing you didn't order hash browns. 151 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,639 I mean, if they had been chugging the ketchup. 152 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,519 You get the score of that Red Sox game last night? 153 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:53,480 - I turned it off just after- - Ah, waiter. There you are. 154 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:57,399 I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamole. 155 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:01,360 - Smy? - Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla. 156 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,720 I don't get it. Tacos? 157 00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,879 They think I'm Mexican. 158 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,120 You're not Mexican? 159 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,879 Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying? 160 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,080 Yeah, if they can figure which hole to stick it in. 161 00:12:15,159 --> 00:12:18,000 - Ah, what the fuck? 162 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,320 - Hey, I saw that! - Sit down, Rando. 163 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,759 - That's it! 164 00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:32,120 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! All right, all right! 165 00:12:32,159 --> 00:12:35,080 - Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it! 166 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:41,320 I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in them... 167 00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:43,440 they get a little antsy in their pantsy. 168 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,440 You just can't keep them under control. 169 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,799 You should keep these dogs on a leash, John. 170 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,919 Let's go. 171 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,279 - Hail to thee! - Hail to thee! 172 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,480 - Hail to thee! - Hey, all right! 173 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:10,320 Hey, what's up, bone diddlies? Did I miss the song? 174 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:13,720 - Sing it again, rookie bitch. 175 00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:15,639 Farva. 176 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:18,480 - Forgot the coffee. - My bad, Cap. 177 00:13:18,519 --> 00:13:21,919 All right, all right. Let's get started. 178 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,279 I got the latest shit list, gentlemen. 179 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:28,000 It's down to Flagstone, Deer Lick and us. 180 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:31,399 And if we keep up these low numbers, you can bet your sweet butts... 181 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,039 we're gonna get the big, ugly ax. 182 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,039 - Who'll bust heads on the highway? - The goddamn local cops! 183 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,720 -And you better believe that Grady and his goons... 184 00:13:39,799 --> 00:13:42,000 have got a copy of this list, so we need to step it up. 185 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:44,679 Who wants cream? 186 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,240 Nobody? Okay, no cream. 187 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,879 Foster, how many tickets did you issue last week? 188 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:56,519 - Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me. - Three. 189 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,919 - I can't make 'em speed. - Try hidin'. 190 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,679 - And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya? - I haven't shaved in two weeks. 191 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,399 - I'm growin' mine. - Oh, you're growin' yours, are ya? 192 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,799 - I'll tell you when it's time to grow a moustache. - Coffee's served! 193 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:12,320 Oh, no! That's Rabbit's. That's Rabbit's. 194 00:14:12,399 --> 00:14:15,360 - I get it. It's Rabbit's. - Oh, look, a bar of soap. 195 00:14:15,399 --> 00:14:18,559 Oh, shit! I got you good, you fucker! 196 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,559 - Awesome prank, Farva. - Better than the crap you pull, Frank. 197 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,360 - Look, fellas... - Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick. 198 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:29,840 every Thursday night I walk into the Lodge to play Hearts... 199 00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:33,159 and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there. 200 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,679 - I like that. - Bite it. Bite- 201 00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:38,519 Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap! 202 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,480 We got 50 miles of highway. That stretch of highway is ours. 203 00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:47,279 I'll be damned if I'll let Grady and those buttheads get their hands on it! 204 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,840 Thorny, you're the ranking officer here. 205 00:14:49,919 --> 00:14:54,879 Let's do your jobs and keep this place open, huh? Let's do it. Farva! 206 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,480 Your suspension continues. Hit the radio. 207 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,519 Oh, yes. 208 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,200 Oh. Oh, local Smokeys on our turf. 209 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,919 - All right, hit it. 210 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,679 See, that's what O'Hagan was talking about. 211 00:15:11,759 --> 00:15:14,600 Hi. You guys forget what color your car is? 212 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,799 - Bye-bye. - Later, dude. 213 00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:19,279 - Bye-bye. - Later, dude. 214 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,320 All right, how about "Cat Game"? 215 00:15:21,399 --> 00:15:24,759 - Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six... 216 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,360 -but I think you can do ten. - Ten? 217 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,759 -Starting right meow? 218 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,879 - Uh, sorry about that. - All right, meow... 219 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,080 hand over your license and registration. 220 00:15:42,519 --> 00:15:46,320 - Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh. 221 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,399 - Sorry. 222 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,080 - There somethin' funny here, boy? 223 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,000 No, no, no. 224 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,039 Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? 225 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:04,039 - All right meow, where were we? - Are you saying "meow"? 226 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,159 Am I saying "meow"? 227 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,840 - I-I-I thought- - Don't think, boy. 228 00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:12,919 - Meow, do you know how fast you were going? 229 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,159 Meow, what is so damn funny? 230 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,039 I could have sworn you said "meow." 231 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:21,000 - Do I look like a cat to you, boy? 232 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:23,960 Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? 233 00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:26,759 - No. No. - Am I drinkin' milk from a saucer? 234 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,039 - No. - Do you see me eatin' mice? 235 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:33,039 - Now you stop laughin' right meow. 236 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,600 Yes, sir. 237 00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:38,360 Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. 238 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:41,399 - But- - No "buts" meow. That's the law. 239 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,799 It's not so funny meow, is it? 240 00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,960 Meow! 241 00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:02,840 Ooo-wee-ooh! 242 00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:05,279 Thanks for washing my car, Rook. 243 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,640 - You know what this is? - A chamois cloth? 244 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,119 Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck... 245 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,799 to myself. 246 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,599 - Think that's funny, do you? - Yeah, I do. 247 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,599 Also heard something funny about how you got suspended. 248 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,599 Something about a school bus full of kids? 249 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:35,400 Oh, you heard that, did ya? Let me tell you another funny story, New Jack. 250 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,400 Back in '7 4... 251 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,440 the great Charlie Rich was named Country Musician of the Year. 252 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,759 Then in '75, he had to hand the award off to the new one. 253 00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:45,920 And you know who that was? 254 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,759 Mr. "Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders," John Denver. 255 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:51,880 - Really? - Yeah. Can you believe it? 256 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,279 - Wow! - Replaced by John Fuckin' Denver. 257 00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:56,599 - Amazing. - Yeah. 258 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,759 Well, I'll be damaged if Mr. Rich didn't pull out his cigarette lighter... 259 00:17:59,799 --> 00:18:02,519 and light that award on fire in front of everyone. 260 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:06,039 Do you get it? 261 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:10,400 So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire? 262 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,200 I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass. 263 00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:17,079 Or you'll light my ass on fire? 264 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,880 You wanna go? You wanna take one? Make your first move. 265 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,599 Hey! I hate to break up the honky convention, but we got a 10-92. 266 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,759 - You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah! 267 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:36,880 I bet you do-Ohh! 268 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,319 Nice wax job, Rook. 269 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:45,319 - Thank you, sir. - You- 270 00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:51,119 What the hell is this? We got local pigs runnin' around? 271 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,519 How'd the locals beat us here? We're, like, ten miles out. 272 00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:58,240 Look at this chump. Oh, Mr. Tough Guy here. 273 00:18:58,319 --> 00:19:00,279 Take a walk, buddy, take a walk. 274 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:04,880 Holy shit! It's a cool Winnebago. 275 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:09,680 - My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this. - Rabbit, put your game face on. 276 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:11,839 You got it, boss. 277 00:19:13,079 --> 00:19:15,200 - Hey, what the fuck? - Oh-oh! 278 00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:18,640 - Oh, yes. 279 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,240 - Oh, man! What happened here? - Take a walk, sonny. 280 00:19:23,319 --> 00:19:27,319 - This investigation is already under control. - Well, now it is. 281 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,400 - Hey! - Don't touch the crime scene, rodent! 282 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:36,039 Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo. 283 00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:39,000 - Quit slappin' me. - Would you stop touching my rookie, Grady? 284 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:41,359 - Hey, I'll touch you. 285 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:49,279 This is the Spurbury Police. Put your hands up and come outta there! 286 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,480 - Get the fuck out of here! 287 00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:07,400 - Glamor pet. No dice. Get your tape. - Okay. Let's cruise. 288 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:13,079 - Sounds like y'all have a hog problem. - Oh, watch it, Mac. 289 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,119 Mac, I'm serious. Be careful, Mac. He's angry. 290 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:20,039 - He's angry? Well, hello. - Hey, mark it off. 291 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,759 - Smy, you mark it off. - Back it up, Grady. I'm serious. 292 00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:26,400 What's the point? Didn't you guys get shut down already? 293 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,079 - Oh, yeah, that's next week. 294 00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:35,559 Your bust. You know there's a dead chick in there? 295 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,599 Move it, Ramashit! 296 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,440 - Take it up with O'Hagan! - Fight, fight, fight! 297 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,759 Get off of me! Get off!. 298 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:06,079 I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh... 299 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,680 how about that stupid guy for Rabbit? 300 00:21:08,759 --> 00:21:11,000 Well, you’re gonna have to be more specific. 301 00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:13,440 - They're both kinda fat and stupid. 302 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:16,920 Get these damn handcuffs off now, Ramathorn! 303 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,359 - Cut him loose. - Go ahead, Smy. 304 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,839 You want to tell me what bug crawled up your big ass, Grady? 305 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,960 Yeah, I will tell you. This is our crime scene. We are takin' it. 306 00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:31,279 - It's highway. It's our jurisdiction. - No. No. 307 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:35,279 - This highway is closed. This is our jurisdiction. 308 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,839 Aw, fuck it. You deal with the hog. 309 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,720 Hey, Chief. 310 00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:53,680 What in hell's gotten into you guys? 311 00:21:53,759 --> 00:21:56,839 I told you to be good. I told you this was a bad time. 312 00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,920 But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene. 313 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,559 - But they started that fight. - Of course they started the fight. 314 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,839 Now they've taken a jurisdictional grievance against us. 315 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,160 They want us to blow it. 316 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,880 I mean, a murder on the highway... 317 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,480 and you give them the investigation. 318 00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:19,240 Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies. 319 00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:26,720 All right, come on out, Rabbit. 320 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:32,200 I guess I just go take a shower then, huh? 321 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,400 Ow! 322 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,920 Strike three! You're out of there! 323 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,559 All right, good cut, Ruthie. Good cut. Come on. 324 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,759 Next batter! Batter up! Next batter! Let's go. 325 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,799 But, Thorn, if they do shut you down... 326 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,839 maybe you could stick around here? 327 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,960 I don't know, get a different job? 328 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,279 You can always come work in my shop. 329 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:06,279 Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom. 330 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:10,400 Okay. You better pay attention, Coach. Our son's up. 331 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,440 All right, Arlo. Watch the ball. Get a hit. 332 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,640 You got it. 333 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,799 - Let's do it. - All right, Arlo. 334 00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:30,279 - Whoa! 335 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:34,119 - Hey, you gotta keep on your toes. - Do somethin' about that, ref. 336 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,599 Sorry-ass local cops. 337 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,759 You think you have a nice relationship with someone... 338 00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:41,599 based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom. 339 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,119 The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out. 340 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,240 What? What? 341 00:23:46,319 --> 00:23:48,839 I don't wanna get transferred. 342 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,400 - Have to go be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. - Don't worry about it. 343 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:58,279 If it happens, we'll, uh, we'll all just stay here, open up a roller disco. 344 00:23:58,319 --> 00:24:01,799 Throw him the heat. Bring it on. 345 00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:05,079 Uh, anybody want a corn dog? 346 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,119 See if they got any chocolate bananas. Foster? 347 00:24:10,519 --> 00:24:12,839 Ohh! 348 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,319 Hey, Charlie's Angel. 349 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:24,200 Hey, congratulations. You're the one millionth person to say that to me. 350 00:24:24,279 --> 00:24:28,400 - Oh. What do I win? - Ooh. Um... 351 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,519 Ahh. There you go. 352 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,519 Hope I don't get brain freeze. 353 00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,519 I'm not sure you've got the required equipment. 354 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,319 So, listen, I, um, had a really good time at that Winnebago fight. 355 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,359 Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime. 356 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,240 All right, all right. Fair is fair. 357 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,319 You can slug me back if you want to. 358 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,160 - Really? Okay. - Yeah. 359 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,839 Hold my snow cone. 360 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,799 - Okay. - Heads up! 361 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,400 - Hey, what happened over there? 362 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:07,200 What? Wh-Why? 363 00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:09,720 How about a little pep, hmm? 364 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,880 From those guys over there. 365 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,599 Assholes. 366 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,160 You want to move that, buddy. Now! 367 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:29,240 - So, about my field time. - Yeah, yeah. I've been thinkin' a lot about that. 368 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,759 I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you. 369 00:25:31,839 --> 00:25:36,200 - Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy. 370 00:25:36,279 --> 00:25:38,799 I mean, because I'm ready to go out on patrol. 371 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,400 I'm goin' nuts being on the radio all the time. I'd like to get some field work. 372 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,880 Yeah? Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field. 373 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,960 Move that gigantic cotton candy! 374 00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:52,920 Goddamn it! How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch? 375 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,720 Hi. I'm looking for Chief Grady. I have some files for him. 376 00:26:04,799 --> 00:26:07,079 Grady's not here. I'll take the file. 377 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,960 - It's kind of important. How about Officer Rando? - Nope. 378 00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:13,920 What do you need? I'm the only one here? 379 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,480 There are no male officers around? 380 00:26:17,519 --> 00:26:20,799 Just give me the file. 381 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,880 What's this? 382 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:27,000 So you originally from Vermont or, uh, or what? 383 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,960 You know, you've got a lot of courage, walkin' into the lion's den. 384 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,279 - Oh, I got brass buns. - Mm. You should join the band. 385 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,440 What are your cells, eight by eight? 386 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:45,279 Ours are nine by nine. No big deal. 387 00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:51,240 Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, but I just don't date cops. 388 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,599 I'm not much of a cop, really. More like a civilian trapped in a cop's body. 389 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,480 Oh. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that. 390 00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:02,759 But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do. 391 00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:05,279 Yeah, those stories about us are mostly lies, really. 392 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,640 Except for the one about how we pulled over AC/DC's bus... 393 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,880 and then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true. 394 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,799 - But, yeah, other than that, it's pretty boring out there. 395 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,839 Yeah, well, I wouldn't know. 396 00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:23,119 All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here. 397 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,359 - I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired. 398 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:30,319 I'm gettin' shut down. That's a big difference. 399 00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:35,880 - In our cells, the door is over here. - Right. 400 00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:40,799 A couple of hyenas. 401 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,680 Well, you know, they are speeding. 402 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,319 - Come in, Radio. - Don't call me Radio, Unit 91 . 403 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,039 Then don't call me Unit 91, Radio. 404 00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:54,359 - Are you done? - Yeah, okay, Radio. 405 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,680 We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates. 406 00:27:57,799 --> 00:28:00,880 Tijuana-Gringo-Water-Fiver-Zero. 407 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,200 - Roger. Checking. - Thank you, Radio. 408 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:11,880 Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle. 409 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,559 It does? Oh, my God! 410 00:28:14,599 --> 00:28:18,839 - Very funny, 91 . - Thank you, Radio. 411 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,440 Whoa! Looks like that truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in. 412 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,599 Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle. 413 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,880 Whoa! What's this jack-off doin; trying to pull him over? 414 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,359 There's no fuckin' way that is happenin'. 415 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,960 -What the hell's he doin'? - I got somethin'. 416 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:43,039 Yeah. That's right, doofus. Move it along. 417 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,039 You, uh, wanna do "Repeat"? 418 00:28:49,119 --> 00:28:51,200 Do you wanna do "Repeat"? 419 00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:55,720 No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said. 420 00:28:55,799 --> 00:28:58,759 - I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay. 421 00:28:58,799 --> 00:29:01,119 - For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan. 422 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,400 Good morning. 423 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,799 Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration? 424 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,200 - Sure. I was just- - Good morning. 425 00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:14,759 Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration? 426 00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:20,000 - Yeah. No problem. - Excuse me one second. No. 427 00:29:20,079 --> 00:29:23,799 Excuse me one second. No. 428 00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:26,400 Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers... 429 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,960 because I know I wasn't speeding. 430 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,119 - Why didn't you weigh in? - Yeah, why didn't you weigh in? 431 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,400 Did I miss that weigh station? 432 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,480 They got me runnin' so many miles... 433 00:29:39,559 --> 00:29:41,519 I just must have dazed out and well- 434 00:29:41,559 --> 00:29:43,599 I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay? 435 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,839 What are you pulling back there? 436 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,920 Well, uh, mostly just soap, I think. 437 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,960 Why don't we take a look? 438 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:52,799 Listen, Officers, I'm on a really tight schedule. I really need to- 439 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,519 Let's go, Mr. Galikanokus. 440 00:29:55,599 --> 00:29:59,839 Well, you heard him. Let's go, Mr... 441 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:04,359 Mr. Galonukum. 442 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,079 Hop on up. 443 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,119 Okay-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot. 444 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,200 Yeah, that's true. 445 00:30:16,519 --> 00:30:18,799 Sorry about the light there. 446 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,720 I have a flashlight in the cab. 447 00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:23,880 - Hey! Mr. Galikanokus! - Whoa! 448 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,000 - Mr. Galikanokus! 449 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,160 - We should have seen that comin'. - We should have seen that comin'. 450 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,880 - It is time to stop now, Mac. - It is... 451 00:30:34,759 --> 00:30:37,079 time to stop now, Mac? 452 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,519 And that was the second time I got crabs. 453 00:30:42,599 --> 00:30:44,519 - Awesome. - Afternoon. 454 00:30:44,599 --> 00:30:46,519 - Hey. - Hey. 455 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,880 - It stinks like sex in here. 456 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,359 What happened? 457 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,480 We got a little distracted by somebody doin' the "Repeater." 458 00:30:58,559 --> 00:31:01,759 - Huh. That'll happen. - That will happen. 459 00:31:01,839 --> 00:31:03,799 Well, you did it this time. 460 00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:07,200 - Fishin' your car out of Lake Leblanc right now. - Oh, man. 461 00:31:07,279 --> 00:31:09,400 Nah, we just parked it across the street. 462 00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:14,119 All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens... 463 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,759 I want you to stop, take a deep breath... 464 00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:19,720 - and pull your heads out of each other's asses, would ya? - Language. 465 00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:22,240 It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head. 466 00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:23,920 Yeah. What's this guy movin'? 467 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,480 Yeah. What's this guy movin'? 468 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:27,559 Soap, I think. 469 00:31:37,559 --> 00:31:39,519 Reefer. 470 00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:43,759 Whoo-hoo! That's one stinky pyramid. 471 00:31:43,839 --> 00:31:47,440 We should've built a stinky igloo and climb in. 472 00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:50,920 - That's a lot of pot. - Thinkin' back to your tour days with the Dead, Rabbit? 473 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,480 - Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy? - What are you talkin' about? 474 00:31:56,559 --> 00:31:58,839 Enhance. 475 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:03,079 Enhance. Enhance. 476 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,240 Just print the damn thing! 477 00:32:05,319 --> 00:32:09,359 All right, what do we know about this Galikanokus guy? 478 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,799 It's a fake name, fake license. 479 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,000 - Bunty Soap? - Fake soap company. 480 00:32:14,039 --> 00:32:17,920 - What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? What? - No, like they don't exist. 481 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,880 So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'. 482 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,880 I got a theory, Cap. 483 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:28,200 These, uh, bales of pot, they have that red Johnny Chimpo sticker on them. 484 00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:31,559 And that dead woman in the Winnebago had the same logo tattooed on her back. 485 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:36,720 See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name. 486 00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:40,400 See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school? 487 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,039 Shut up, Farva. 488 00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:45,240 Did that bag you pulled off those college kids have that sticker? 489 00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:48,079 Um... 490 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,519 I don't believe it did. 491 00:32:51,559 --> 00:32:54,799 - Was there any marijuana on that Winnebago? - Nope. 492 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:59,759 A monkey tattoo. Sounds kinda flimsy. 493 00:32:59,799 --> 00:33:04,079 What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella? 494 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,200 - Uh, well, you know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? 495 00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:14,359 No? This is basically a cheaper Afghani knockoff. 496 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,160 It's this monkey that basically travels around the world... 497 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,160 uh, doing nasty things. 498 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,799 His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh- No. 499 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,440 It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation. 500 00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:28,519 The monkey has a butler? Great. 501 00:33:28,599 --> 00:33:31,640 - Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know? 502 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:36,640 -All right. Somebody get me a VTR copy of this thing. 503 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,160 I'll talk to Grady, see if he'll let us take a look at the Winnebago. 504 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,319 All right. You ready for the photo shoot? Okay, fellas, let's take it. 505 00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:50,039 - Pull down your pants. - Shut up, Farva, you idiot. Come on, do it. 506 00:33:50,119 --> 00:33:53,119 -John. I'm not interrupting, am I? - Mad Timber! 507 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,960 - No. Come in, come in. - Good work, gentlemen, all the way around. 508 00:33:58,039 --> 00:34:02,119 - Could I get in on that? - Sure. Why not? 509 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,799 - Excuse me. Good work. Good work, Officer. - Hey. 510 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,319 You're gonna have a hard time shutting us down now, right, Mr. Mayor? 511 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,079 We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next. 512 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:13,800 I'm thinkin' we need as much police as we can get. 513 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,840 - That'd be a good slogan, wouldn't it? - Mm-hmm. 514 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,639 Tell that to the budget committee. 515 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,000 I just got off the phone with Governor Jessman... 516 00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:22,960 and she's gonna be swinging through here on her way to Burlington. 517 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,840 - Give me a gun, huh, to hold for the pictures. 518 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,360 - Rabbit, run. Gun. -And, John... 519 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,880 as far as this brawling with the local police is concerned- 520 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,360 It won't happen again, Bill. I'm onto it. 521 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,400 Good. 522 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,519 'Cause when the governor shows up, I'm gonna throw her a little party. 523 00:34:43,519 --> 00:34:48,320 We're gonna let her know just how this community feels about its law enforcement. 524 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,320 Spread it on! 525 00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:56,400 Come on, Dad! Faster! Faster! 526 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,239 -So what's the deal with you and Bobbi? - Come on, Dad! 527 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,079 You guys are goin' out, but you, um, sleep with other people? 528 00:35:03,159 --> 00:35:07,559 Well, I mean, yeah. Not really. Kind of. 529 00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:10,199 It's sort of a long story, all right? 530 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:15,440 Well-Hey, Arlo, does Mom ever have any friends over? 531 00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:18,239 - Any older boys? - Can't we turn the siren on? 532 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,360 In a minute, all right? Are you listening? 533 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,400 - Does she have anyone over that maybe you call uncle? - Like Uncle Fred? 534 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,400 Uncle Fred? Who's Uncle Fred? 535 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,000 He's this crazy bird on TV. 536 00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:33,199 - He's crazy. He flies around like a pigeon. - Oh, right. 537 00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,800 Uncle Freddy, he's great. He's a crazy bird. 538 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,880 Okay. 539 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,239 We got one. 540 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,800 You wanna take this one, kid? 541 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,719 - What about you? - I gotta stay with little "A." 542 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,800 - You're okay, right? - Sure. 543 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,760 - Go on. Make mama proud. - All right. 544 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,880 Yeah, Farva, I got a Porsche, brown, Washington plates- 545 00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,880 - Eight-Donna-Peanut-Eunuch. - Roger. Checking. 546 00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:10,119 - Kill it. 547 00:36:10,159 --> 00:36:13,920 Can I please see your license and registra- 548 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,559 I'm sorry, Officer, for the speeding violation. 549 00:36:17,639 --> 00:36:20,440 I am so used to driving on the Autobahn. 550 00:36:20,519 --> 00:36:23,599 Uh-What? 551 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:25,760 ...Sean Cassidy. 552 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,920 Yummy, yummy. 553 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,639 - Nicht? 554 00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:39,119 - Do you know why I pulled you over? - We were driving way too fast. 555 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,119 -Ja. -Ja. 556 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,280 Officer, this is a major problem... 557 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,679 because I cannot afford another ticket with mein Porsche. 558 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,599 Is there maybe something I can do for you, hmm? Or maybe my wife... 559 00:36:51,639 --> 00:36:54,800 could do for you to avoid this dilemma? 560 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,280 Is there maybe something you would like me to do to you? 561 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,280 Or maybe something you would like to do to me? Hmm? 562 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,159 Uh, 'cause you were doing 90 in a 65. 563 00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,960 Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order. 564 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,519 Could you hold on a minute? Just a minute. I'll be right back. 565 00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:40,679 - Twenty-three, that Porsche is hot. - Are you sure? 566 00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:52,079 Rabbit? 567 00:37:52,159 --> 00:37:55,559 - Please, Thorn, not now. No. - He can join too, if you like? 568 00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:57,920 - Get over here. - Tickle, tickle. 569 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,880 -Ja. - Hold on a second. Just one second, huh? 570 00:38:04,519 --> 00:38:07,880 - What? - Farva said that car is stolen. 571 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,880 What? Stolen? 572 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,239 -Shit! - Is there a problem, officers? 573 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,079 Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this. 574 00:38:16,159 --> 00:38:19,199 Look, kid, any other day, I'd step in here and show you how to swing. 575 00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,559 But the car's stolen. 576 00:38:21,639 --> 00:38:23,920 Goddamn it! 577 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,320 You got to get over there and you got to cuff her. 578 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,519 - Do it! You're a highway patrolman. 579 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:32,639 Cut it out! Do it. 580 00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,639 - Now turn that off and step out of the car, sir. 581 00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:40,400 - This is no problem, hmm? - Put your hands on the car and spread 'em. 582 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,719 -Ah, now some fun for both of us. - Get back in the car! 583 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,719 Rabbit, get over there and cuff her. 584 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,199 - Up against the car. - Ma'am, I hate to do this to you, but would you- 585 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:54,000 - would you please put your hands behind your back? - Now things are getting kinky. 586 00:38:54,079 --> 00:38:56,400 - Arlo! 587 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,360 - I love your- - I'm on the radio. Come in, Farva. 588 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:04,239 - Arlo! Rabbit! Let's go! 589 00:39:05,639 --> 00:39:07,599 Climb up on Uncle Rabbit's lap, Arlo, okay? 590 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,320 - I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorn. - Uh, right. 591 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,920 Okay, why don't you just sit in the middle, buddy? 592 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,800 Ursula, what the fuck? There's no T.P. in the bathroom. 593 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:25,320 - What about the piece stuck to your shoe? - What about that piece? 594 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,480 Shit! 595 00:39:27,559 --> 00:39:31,159 You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort. 596 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,880 - Do you want me to wipe your ass? - That's not what I- 597 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,599 Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P. 598 00:39:39,639 --> 00:39:44,599 - I'm not your wife, Smy. - No. And if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two. 599 00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:47,239 Ooh. 600 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,360 Hi, douche bag. 601 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,480 - You know, if you were my wife... 602 00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:57,000 I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep. 603 00:39:57,079 --> 00:39:59,840 Nice try. 604 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,519 He strangles her and puts her face in pig food? 605 00:40:02,599 --> 00:40:06,639 What an asshole. Got any I.D. on the corpse? 606 00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,679 Yeah. "Jane Doe." Do you know her? 607 00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,840 Oh, we're working on it. 608 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,119 It's called routine police work. 609 00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:18,519 Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back. 610 00:40:18,559 --> 00:40:21,039 John Chimpo, I'm told. 611 00:40:26,519 --> 00:40:28,480 And those cannabis bags in our truck... 612 00:40:28,519 --> 00:40:30,880 those stickers had the same monkey logo. 613 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,159 So we think there might be some kind of connection. 614 00:40:33,199 --> 00:40:38,639 Are you suggesting that a cartoon monkey is bringing drugs into our town? 615 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:42,239 - Look, I know we don't like each other. - I like you. 616 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,719 Come on! I'm looking for a little cooperation here. 617 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,639 John Chimpo. 618 00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,760 - Hanson, could you round up, uh, Johnny Chimpo... 619 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:57,440 and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator and bring them in for a lineup. 620 00:40:57,519 --> 00:41:01,920 - Thanks, sweetie. - Sounds like they're having fun. 621 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,400 That's what happens when you start hanging out with a state trooper. 622 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,000 We show you the funny. 623 00:41:07,079 --> 00:41:09,599 Well, where were we? 624 00:41:09,679 --> 00:41:13,159 Uh, you were laying your best rap on me and I was resisting. 625 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,440 - But you were starting to think about it. 626 00:41:15,519 --> 00:41:19,800 - I told you. I don't touch highway hog. - Baby, I'm Sizzle Lean. 627 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,800 I scratched your back, Bruce. I scratched it good and hard. 628 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,000 Now, either you scratch my back or you're gonna get my size ten boot up your ass! 629 00:41:27,079 --> 00:41:31,079 Desperation is a stinky cologne, John. 630 00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:36,920 Let's see. You are an expendable line item on a state spending bill. 631 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,440 You have a station full of crappy cops. 632 00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:43,239 I am about this far away from having a bigger budget. 633 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:48,239 And now, you come in here talking about... 634 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:53,159 monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit like it's a goddamn drug conspiracy. 635 00:41:55,079 --> 00:42:00,599 Keep your bags packed, John. Let us handle the real police work, huh? 636 00:42:00,679 --> 00:42:04,440 Uh, John, when you do get shut down, you come back, talk to me. 637 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,599 I can always use a good meter maid. 638 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,719 Let it roll. 639 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,480 - Come and get me, Mac. 640 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:50,079 - See you later, sucker! - Ohh! Ohh! Fuck! 641 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,639 Can't catch the Rabbit. 642 00:44:05,159 --> 00:44:10,239 - Damn it! - Out of the car! Out of the car, scumbag! 643 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,840 Well, hello, Shirley. 644 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,960 - Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team. 645 00:44:16,039 --> 00:44:18,000 What's Thorny going to say, Rook? 646 00:44:18,079 --> 00:44:20,800 - Honestly, Bobbi. I think it's gonna happen. 647 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,280 We don't want to leave. We really like this town. 648 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,559 I'll probably just get sent down to Brattleboro. It's a nice town. 649 00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:30,199 I don't think it's a healthy time for him to move. 650 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,559 - He's got a lot of real good friends here. 651 00:44:32,599 --> 00:44:35,639 Who? That creepy kid with the lisp? 652 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,320 Hey. Stop jumping on the bed. 653 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,519 Look, I don't want to go without you. 654 00:44:41,599 --> 00:44:45,320 - Then you should stay here. - But I can't if they transfer me. 655 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,280 Hey, stop jumping on the bed. 656 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,280 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. 657 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,440 Hey, honey, it's almost Mitternacht, huh? 658 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,440 Uhh. We really should be getting back to the jail. 659 00:44:58,519 --> 00:45:04,440 - You don't want us turning into pumpkins. 660 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,119 Thorn, can't they just stay a little longer? 661 00:45:07,199 --> 00:45:10,960 All right. Who wants a mustache ride? 662 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,639 - I want one. I want one! - I do! I do! I do! 663 00:45:19,159 --> 00:45:22,679 - Spurbury Police. - Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. It's terrible. 664 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,920 Oh, there's a disgusting pervert flashing people. 665 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,920 Ma'am, I need you to calm down. 666 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,639 I can't calm down! You calm down! Oh, my God! 667 00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:33,440 - Ma'am, tell me your location. - He's right in front of the building... 668 00:45:33,519 --> 00:45:36,960 on 323, uh, Karuna Street. 669 00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:40,119 - That's this address, ma'am. - Oh, well, then, maybe you can see him. 670 00:45:40,159 --> 00:45:43,239 He's right in front of the building. Go look. I'll hold. 671 00:45:44,519 --> 00:45:47,199 Whoo-aaah! 672 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,639 Did you see him? Oh, he's disgusting. 673 00:45:49,679 --> 00:45:54,679 - He certainly is, ma'am. - Oh, I think he's going to the window again. 674 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,280 Whoo-ooo-ooo! 675 00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:02,159 Oh, the humanity! He's so bulgy. He's like a moose. 676 00:46:02,199 --> 00:46:04,800 Oh, no! I think he's going back again. 677 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,800 -Freeze, motherfucker! 678 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,159 Oh, God! Please don't shoot me. I-I'm naked. 679 00:46:13,199 --> 00:46:16,320 Drop your coat and grab your toes. 680 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,000 - What? - I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes. 681 00:46:20,079 --> 00:46:24,760 Oh, this isn't happening. I-I-I'm a police officer. Ursula, help! 682 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,039 Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread. 683 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,280 You don't have these at your station? 684 00:46:37,159 --> 00:46:41,000 I don't suppose you got a pair of fresh underwear I could borrow? 685 00:46:41,079 --> 00:46:43,719 I'm not sure you could fit into my panties. 686 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,039 You know, you can't tell anybody about this. 687 00:46:53,079 --> 00:46:55,800 - I already told my mom about you. 688 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,599 - Ohh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 689 00:47:10,599 --> 00:47:14,320 - Shit! - Baby, you rocked me. 690 00:47:21,599 --> 00:47:24,639 Wow! What is this? 691 00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:29,440 - Rabbit, you're off the road! Shut up, Farva! - It's a good move, Cap. 692 00:47:29,519 --> 00:47:32,360 Rabbit, you're on radio. Farva, you're ridin' with Thorny. 693 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,159 - Wait a minute- - What do you want me to do about it? 694 00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,519 My hands are tied! It's all over the police band! 695 00:47:37,599 --> 00:47:39,840 Rabbit, you couldn't have picked a worst time! 696 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,840 I got a Q-17 request form today. 697 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,280 We have to inventory our equipment. 698 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:49,000 Which means our balls are this close to the band saw. 699 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,440 What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs? 700 00:47:53,519 --> 00:47:56,239 - There's a new billboard. - Casino le Fantastique? 701 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,840 - Let me guess. 702 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,519 You just humped the mayor's wife and burnt down City Hall. 703 00:48:01,599 --> 00:48:04,119 I'll do you one better, Captain. 704 00:48:04,159 --> 00:48:08,599 So I'm walkin' down by the local police station, minding my own business. 705 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,159 But there's something funny in the air. 706 00:48:11,199 --> 00:48:14,199 I feel like I just gotta get into that Winnebago. 707 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,840 - So after I jimmy the door, I do a quick recon. - Bullshit. 708 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,119 I can see there's something not right about that bed. 709 00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:23,440 - So I busted it in. - Bullshit. 710 00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:27,679 And just sittin' there were ten huge duffel bags of these mothers. 711 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:32,320 Let me get this straight. You went into the impound, scaled the fence... 712 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:37,800 broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch? 713 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,719 I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. 714 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,840 What? Do you think I just grew this weed? 715 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,679 How could you know to look underneath the bed? 716 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,960 It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense. 717 00:48:51,039 --> 00:48:54,039 You know, Rabbit, a good cop doesn't really know why he does anything. 718 00:48:54,119 --> 00:48:58,559 - Disregard that, Rabbit. - And you didn't even think to call in your partner? 719 00:48:58,599 --> 00:49:02,800 So these local mothers have got a hundred keys of chiba and don't know it? 720 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,320 Not a clue. It's totally hidden. 721 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:10,039 And Grady's walkin' around like he's hot soup. All right, we got a chance here. 722 00:49:10,119 --> 00:49:12,280 But we got to beat these guys to the punch. 723 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,159 Mac, you and Foster check out the truck stops... 724 00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,719 and find out what you can about Galikanokus and Bunty Soap. 725 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:23,480 I'll talk to Grady and play a little hardball. Thorny, I'm takin' a hard line. 726 00:49:23,559 --> 00:49:25,760 You got to promise me no more bullshit. 727 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,639 Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take no responsibility for these white devils. 728 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,559 Well, you're gonna have to. 729 00:49:31,679 --> 00:49:35,960 Now, Rodney, we're under a lot of pressure here. 730 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:38,800 Remember what we talked about. If anything happens... 731 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,719 count to ten, take some deep breaths. 732 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,760 Ten deep breaths. I got it, Cap. 733 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,039 Foster, you’re on duty. 734 00:49:47,079 --> 00:49:49,280 Trust me, skipper, we'll make you proud. 735 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,159 - You are awesome. 736 00:49:55,239 --> 00:50:00,480 - You are incredible. You are a fantastic cop. - Keep goin'. 737 00:50:00,599 --> 00:50:03,400 Uh, and then somebody said, I think it was O'Hagan, said, um... 738 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:08,800 - "Foster, you deserve a promotion." - Hmm. I think you get a star. 739 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,280 Mm. Foster? Wait. I don't know if this is gonna work. 740 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,800 - This steering wheel is jabbing my ass. - Oh, right. 741 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,719 Ow! Okay. 742 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,920 In New York City, a guy could pay ten bucks to watch two cops have sex in a cage. 743 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,119 Yeah? 744 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,599 Oh. 745 00:50:45,679 --> 00:50:48,280 - Foster? - Yeah? 746 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,960 In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out of the back seat. 747 00:50:54,559 --> 00:50:56,519 Oh, fuck it! 748 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,599 Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you? 749 00:51:05,679 --> 00:51:08,239 Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect? 750 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,519 Look, all I'm sayin', man, is switch partners. It'll be fun. 751 00:51:11,599 --> 00:51:15,000 - I don't think so. - Come on, mix it up a bit. 752 00:51:15,079 --> 00:51:17,039 - Mm, no fuckin' way. 753 00:51:17,079 --> 00:51:21,440 Come on, Mac, you know you're always sayin' how funny Foster smells. 754 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:26,159 - Oh, look out for Thorny, master of psychology. - Do I really smell? 755 00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,960 All right, assholes, quit talkin' about me. 756 00:51:30,039 --> 00:51:32,559 Lock and load, Ramathorn. Let's kick some tail. 757 00:51:32,639 --> 00:51:36,320 - We weren't talkin' about you, you big idiot. - Bullshit. 758 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,920 - Truck stop, huh? - We gotta do it. 759 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,400 But the captain didn't say anything about going undercover. 760 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,400 Do you think they're gonna tell us anything if they know we're cops? 761 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,679 Get a job, man! Look, you're fuckin' super cop. You should know this. 762 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,679 - I am super. - Plus, we can't take our car... 763 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,880 until they replace the door you, for no reason whatsoever, removed last night. 764 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,599 I told you it was those kids with the wrenches. 765 00:51:58,679 --> 00:52:01,599 Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off... 766 00:52:01,639 --> 00:52:03,639 while you were sittin' in the damn thing. 767 00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,719 I told you I was in a very deep sleep. 768 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,920 Yeah. You wanna tell that to O'Hagan? Maybe we can borrow his car today. 769 00:52:13,119 --> 00:52:15,239 Do you even know how to drive this thing? 770 00:52:34,679 --> 00:52:36,719 Shit! This rig sucks! 771 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,719 Aha! 772 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,800 Uh, who knew it was a stick? 773 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,400 How about we, uh, pop a couple of Viagra... 774 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,599 and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners? 775 00:53:07,679 --> 00:53:10,599 Only you, Farva, can make a dark man blush. 776 00:53:12,079 --> 00:53:15,519 - And, no, we're not doin' it. - Ah, hell. 777 00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:18,960 - Hey, I came up with a great name for our car. - Oh, yeah? 778 00:53:19,039 --> 00:53:23,320 Get this. You're Arcot Ramathorn-Ram- 779 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,920 and I'm Rod Farva-Rod; car Ramrod. 780 00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:30,400 Car Ramrod. You get it? 781 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,039 - Yeah, I got it. 782 00:53:34,119 --> 00:53:36,599 - Rabbit, I got a Plymouth Voyager... - Say "Car Ramrod." 783 00:53:36,679 --> 00:53:39,199 - Say "Car Ramrod." - Vermont plates-Hold on. 784 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,280 Vermont plates-Alpha... 785 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:45,599 God-Mustard- One-Niner-Decade-China. 786 00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:47,719 - Check it. Roger, 23. 787 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,960 - You didn't say it. I wrote it on the paper. - Oh, I forgot. 788 00:53:51,039 --> 00:53:54,639 - Oh, yeah. - Come on, Ramathorn, what game are we playin'? 789 00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,079 - What? No games. - Don't bullshit me. 790 00:53:57,159 --> 00:54:01,159 Let's play one of those games I keep hearin' about. You know, Mac and Foster... 791 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,199 did that thing, you know, with the "who can say pussy the most." 792 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:08,840 You know, actually, Mac bet Foster he couldn't say "meow" ten times. 793 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,159 To the driver. 794 00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,599 - I realize that doesn't sound funny as I described- - Who can say "meow" the most? 795 00:54:17,639 --> 00:54:20,599 You guys are real crazy. 796 00:54:20,639 --> 00:54:22,639 Hey, look out for these guys! 797 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,280 Hell, I can say "meow." I can say "moo." 798 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:31,679 For 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken-fucker. 799 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:36,000 Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. 800 00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:41,519 License and registration... chicken-fucker! Brawwk! 801 00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:46,880 - Bruce? John O'Hagan. -John! 802 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,760 I'm glad you called. Listen. I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup... 803 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,639 and he says that for twenty bananas he'll provide evidence... 804 00:54:53,679 --> 00:54:58,480 Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse. 805 00:54:58,519 --> 00:55:01,639 Look, I'm done dickin' around. We got new evidence on your murder. 806 00:55:01,679 --> 00:55:04,480 Who? Galikanokus? You know where he is? 807 00:55:04,519 --> 00:55:07,119 - No, we don't know where he is, but- 808 00:55:07,199 --> 00:55:09,320 Then I don't see how you can possibly help us, then. 809 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,840 Okay. This is my last offer. 810 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,880 Either you let us in on this investigation... 811 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,079 or I'm gonna embarrass you personally. 812 00:55:17,159 --> 00:55:19,119 Oh, how embarrassed? 813 00:55:19,199 --> 00:55:21,519 Like, naked in a dream embarrassed? 814 00:55:21,559 --> 00:55:26,360 No, no. Embarrassed like back in '77, when you got caught fuckin' your cousin embarrassed. 815 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:31,360 She's not my cousin. 816 00:55:36,079 --> 00:55:38,400 Welcome to Dimpus. Can I take your order? 817 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,519 Give me a, uh, double bacon cheeseburger. 818 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,400 Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop. 819 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,440 - Roger. - What the hell's that all about? 820 00:55:47,519 --> 00:55:51,960 - He gonna spit in it now? - No, I was just tellin' him that so he makes it good. 821 00:55:52,039 --> 00:55:55,039 Don't spit in that cop's burger. 822 00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:57,519 - Yeah. Thanks. - Roger. Hold the spit. 823 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,360 Give me a, uh, pie. Apple. 824 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,480 Do you want me to hold the spit? 825 00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:05,559 Just kidding, Officer...Farva. 826 00:56:05,599 --> 00:56:09,280 So, do you want to "Dimpisize" your meal for a quarter more? 827 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,519 Want me to "punchisize" your face for free? 828 00:56:11,599 --> 00:56:15,760 Some male figure? I'm his dad. And stop with the whole transfer thing. 829 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,800 - Oh, Christ. 830 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,280 You know what? I gotta go. Let's talk about this later, okay? 831 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,960 - Okay. Bye. 832 00:56:23,039 --> 00:56:27,719 - Now don't give me any lip. - It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get. 833 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,679 - I said no! - It's just 25 cents. 834 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,039 - Hey, listen, guy. He doesn't want it. - I can handle this, Ramathorn. 835 00:56:34,119 --> 00:56:37,159 - I don't want it! - Right. Uh, beverage? 836 00:56:38,639 --> 00:56:41,000 Gimme a, uh, liter of cola. 837 00:56:41,079 --> 00:56:43,440 - A what? - A liter of cola! 838 00:56:45,079 --> 00:56:48,000 "Leederacola." Do we make leederacola? 839 00:56:48,079 --> 00:56:50,239 Will you just order a large, Farva? 840 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,639 I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola! 841 00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,719 - I don't know what that is! - Liter is French... 842 00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:00,599 for"give me some fuckin' cola before I break both fuckin' lips." 843 00:57:00,639 --> 00:57:03,199 All right, all right. Relax! 844 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,360 - That look like spit to you? - Yeah. 845 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,480 - That look like spit to you? - Yeah. 846 00:57:09,519 --> 00:57:11,480 Ah, fuck it. 847 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,840 Mm. I feel like a real cop again. 848 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:19,519 Well, I wouldn't get used to it, 'cause you know it's not gonna last. 849 00:57:19,559 --> 00:57:23,000 - Bullshit. I'm not goin' anywhere. - All right, buddy. 850 00:57:23,079 --> 00:57:25,079 We're about to get shut down anyway. 851 00:57:25,159 --> 00:57:28,599 Oh, yeah? That's a lot of"Dimp." 852 00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:31,840 - What do you do if you get transferred? - I don't know. 853 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,679 Bobbi doesn't want to leave, and... 854 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,719 I don't want to leave her and Arlo, so- 855 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,719 Yeah, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do. 856 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,840 Who gives a shit? I'm about to win ten million bucks anyway, right? 857 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,920 Are ya? What are you going to do with that ten million bucks? 858 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,679 And you can't say, "Buy the Cleveland Cavaliers." 859 00:57:45,719 --> 00:57:48,239 - I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car. - Ah, good investment. 860 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,039 - But I'd pull you over. - Bullshit. You could never catch me. 861 00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:56,360 - Oh, I could never catch you? - If you did, I'd activate my car's wings, and fly away. 862 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,199 I got a good feelin' about this. 863 00:58:00,639 --> 00:58:03,079 Damn it, you burger punk! 864 00:58:03,119 --> 00:58:06,360 You son of a bitch! 865 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:11,079 - Aah! 866 00:58:21,719 --> 00:58:23,559 Yeah, Burger Boy! 867 00:58:28,079 --> 00:58:30,320 All right, all right, all right. 868 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,239 Cut it out, you guys. Knock it off. 869 00:58:33,559 --> 00:58:35,480 Clear out of here. All of you. 870 00:58:44,239 --> 00:58:47,719 I'm sorry about the delousing, Rod. 871 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,599 Standard procedure. 872 00:58:50,639 --> 00:58:54,599 - It's powdered sugar. - The lice hate the sugar. 873 00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:57,440 - Listen, Rod- - It's delicious. 874 00:58:57,519 --> 00:59:00,519 Uh, good. Good. 875 00:59:00,599 --> 00:59:04,039 Say, Rod, what are your plans after the shutdown? 876 00:59:04,119 --> 00:59:07,480 We're not gettin' shut down, Grady. We're drug busters. 877 00:59:07,519 --> 00:59:11,199 Maybe they're drug busters, but you're dispatch. 878 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,960 - Nuh-uh. I'm back on the road, now. - Until this little incident. 879 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,000 Listen, Rod. 880 00:59:18,079 --> 00:59:23,000 This whole murder thing, we've been tryin' real hard to break it open... 881 00:59:23,039 --> 00:59:27,239 but O'Hagan just will not cooperate with the evidence. 882 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,239 Now I've spoken to the governor myself. 883 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,639 She is gonna shut your station down, son. It's gonna happen. 884 00:59:32,719 --> 00:59:35,920 Now, I'm gonna have a bigger budget then, and I could really use... 885 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,079 a good local officer like yourself. 886 00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:43,159 - Could I go now? - You could have your own car. 887 00:59:43,199 --> 00:59:47,800 Work on exciting cases. Hey, we could even chase drug dealers together. 888 00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,320 Now, the thing is, Rod... 889 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,199 I really need to know about your side of the investigation. 890 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:57,920 O'Hagan's making all kinds of threats, and- 891 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Can we make a deal? 892 01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:04,159 I'm all highway. 893 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,800 Let him loose. 894 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,280 Sorry about that, bro. 895 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,599 Hey, Charlie's Angel. 896 01:00:45,239 --> 01:00:47,840 - What's up? - Guys. 897 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,039 Hey. 898 01:00:50,119 --> 01:00:52,119 Well, we got about, uh, twenty desk lamps. 899 01:00:52,199 --> 01:00:56,639 - Farva went schizoid. - That's good. 900 01:00:56,719 --> 01:00:59,840 - How did the undercover thing go? - Well, not so good. 901 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:02,960 - Turns out, this guy can't drive a semi. - Yeah. 902 01:01:03,039 --> 01:01:05,360 You guys watch that Johnny Chimpo thing? 903 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:09,639 - Funny, but nothin' there. - Mm. Maybe you missed something. 904 01:01:09,719 --> 01:01:13,480 Mm, trust me, bro. There's nothing there. 905 01:01:13,559 --> 01:01:16,400 Maybe we should take another look. 906 01:01:48,679 --> 01:01:51,440 - That's it, you're off the road. Never again. - Sir, no. 907 01:01:51,519 --> 01:01:54,000 - It was not my fault. - Neither was the goddamn school bus. 908 01:01:54,039 --> 01:01:57,119 You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you. 909 01:01:57,199 --> 01:02:00,440 - Now you got your goddamn unions. - I'm not a pro-union guy. 910 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:05,239 - And you're banned from Dimpus Burger. - Damn it! 911 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,599 Get some rubber gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. 912 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,960 Beat it! 913 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,960 Well, the butler is basically saying to Johannes Chimpo... 914 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,760 "Don't let the Great Satan tempt you with the Western culture. 915 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:23,719 You must remain true to the Taliban warlord." 916 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,360 - Cool beans. 917 01:02:32,159 --> 01:02:35,599 So, um, Galikanokus is not the butler? 918 01:02:35,679 --> 01:02:40,000 Well, possibly. But this is, uh, quite brilliant, really. 919 01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:44,480 And so, Captain, you think there might be some connection with the smugglers? 920 01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:47,880 Rabbit, get this meatball out of here. 921 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,880 You got it, Captain. Come on, meatball. 922 01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:51,960 We should probably do that. 923 01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:56,920 Back in the cage with your beautiful wife, huh? 924 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,800 - What did you find out at the weigh station? - My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg. 925 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,239 I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle from the budget committee. 926 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,360 - This thing with Farva screwed our pooch. - What? 927 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,920 They can't lump us in with that fuckin' Martian. 928 01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:15,920 - We're all in the same boat. - But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. 929 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,760 Yeah. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 930 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:24,519 - Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really. - Evil shenanigans. 931 01:03:24,559 --> 01:03:28,320 I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "shenanigans." 932 01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,639 Hey, Farva! 933 01:03:31,719 --> 01:03:35,159 What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls... 934 01:03:35,239 --> 01:03:38,559 - and the mozzarella sticks? - You mean Shenanigans? 935 01:03:38,599 --> 01:03:41,079 - No! Oh! - You're talking about Shenanigans, right? 936 01:03:41,119 --> 01:03:43,599 Put those away! 937 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:53,119 - Hey, Rabbit. - Yeah, I know. "You got beautiful, big brown lips." 938 01:03:53,199 --> 01:03:55,639 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 939 01:03:55,719 --> 01:03:58,400 Have your fun, boys. Have your fun. 940 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,559 'Cause I'm gonna start looking for for a new job. 941 01:04:14,639 --> 01:04:16,960 Hey! Urs! Ha! 942 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,960 - Hi. - Hi. Sorry I'm late. 943 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,079 - The mayor came down today. 944 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,920 Ah, biker! I'm an idiot. 945 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,039 Boy, you guys just keep shooting yourselves in the foot. 946 01:04:35,119 --> 01:04:38,480 - Heard you got to see Farva naked. - Yeah, it was hard to miss. 947 01:04:40,039 --> 01:04:42,280 So, Grady thinks he's got you guys by the balls. 948 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,360 Yeah. How do you feel about long-distance relationships? 949 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,360 Think I'm getting sent to Deer Lick. 950 01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,360 Well, I've been thinking about this. 951 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:52,119 I think I might have an idea. 952 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,360 The governor comes to town on Saturday for that big thing, right? 953 01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,000 She's gonna make a big speech about drugs and law enforcement... 954 01:04:59,079 --> 01:05:03,000 - and all of that because of your bust. - She's gonna shut us down. 955 01:05:03,039 --> 01:05:05,679 No! Not if you give her more. 956 01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:10,079 Get the reefer out of the Winnebago and give it to her during the party. 957 01:05:10,199 --> 01:05:14,400 - Make a big show of it. - With all that media there, she would love us for it. 958 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:18,079 - No way she'll shut you down. - That reefer's locked in the Winnebago... 959 01:05:18,159 --> 01:05:21,800 which is locked in your impound, which is guarded by assholes. 960 01:05:24,679 --> 01:05:27,400 All right. Here's what I'll need. 961 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,159 Five ski masks, a case of smoke bombs-the good ones- 962 01:05:30,199 --> 01:05:33,480 - and banana peels, lots of banana- - Foster? 963 01:05:33,519 --> 01:05:37,679 - How about if I just help you get in? - You would do that for me? 964 01:05:37,719 --> 01:05:41,159 Yeah. What the hell. We'll work together. 965 01:05:41,199 --> 01:05:43,760 - Like Cagney and Lacey. 966 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,760 Yeah. Well, Cagney and Lacey were women. 967 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,440 - But- - I could be Lacey. 968 01:05:57,679 --> 01:05:59,840 Mac-o! 969 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:04,679 - So that's it, huh? - C.C.S. Rockman Bulletproofing is the tops! 970 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,519 Same guys who make our flak jackets. 971 01:06:07,599 --> 01:06:10,239 Now, Rabbit, a good cop does what... 972 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,679 before using his equipment in the field? 973 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:17,039 - Uh, they test it? - They test it. Exactly. 974 01:06:17,119 --> 01:06:19,119 How are you shootin' today, Thorn? 975 01:06:21,719 --> 01:06:24,880 - Dead on all morning. - How about that little fella? 976 01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,840 Oh, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy. 977 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:30,239 - Good enough for me. You're my man, now. 978 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:37,000 I don't get it. How are we going to get into the local impound? 979 01:06:37,119 --> 01:06:39,039 There are gonna be cops there. 980 01:06:39,119 --> 01:06:41,719 - Wa-hoo! 981 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,760 Most of the local cops will probably already be at the banquet. 982 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:48,119 They'll leave, like, one or two of the dumbest guys at the station. 983 01:06:48,199 --> 01:06:53,400 - How are you feelin' there, Mac? - Good enough to fuck your mother! 984 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,320 So, what we have to do is distract whoever they leave there. 985 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,480 Hey, Mac! You still have that Halloween costume? 986 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:01,760 Oh, hell, yeah. You don't throw out- 987 01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,719 Wa-hoo-hoo! 988 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:07,599 Damn, that's good! 989 01:07:07,639 --> 01:07:10,760 So, if we can get ten minutes, you and I can get into the impound... 990 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,360 get the reefer, and get it to the governor before she leaves? 991 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,360 - Nice and easy. - I like it. 992 01:07:16,679 --> 01:07:18,639 - You're up. - Me? 993 01:07:18,679 --> 01:07:20,639 - Now, don't get puke on it. - Does it hurt? 994 01:07:20,679 --> 01:07:22,760 You're gonna feel a little pinch. 995 01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:25,320 Lookin' good, Rabbit! Now don't move! 996 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,880 - Hang on, buddy. - Hey, Cap! 997 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:31,559 - Hey, Captain. - Bulletproof cup, huh? 998 01:07:31,639 --> 01:07:35,239 I invented this gag, Rabbit. 999 01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:38,519 - Only in my day, the rookie got naked. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1000 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,079 And we also used blanks. 1001 01:07:47,159 --> 01:07:49,280 You're a sick motherfucker, Mac. 1002 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:54,760 - Thanks, Chief. - All right, Thorny. Why'd you call me up here? 1003 01:08:01,159 --> 01:08:04,719 Good to know you're still battin' for us with the budget committee, Mayor. 1004 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,599 Well, I don't want to mince words, John, but it doesn't look too good. 1005 01:08:07,679 --> 01:08:10,039 Maybe not to the untrained eye. 1006 01:08:10,119 --> 01:08:14,400 But if I was a bettin' man, I'd put money on us changin' the governor's mind tonight. 1007 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:19,239 Well, you might want to strap on your ass-kissing boots and start right now. 1008 01:08:19,319 --> 01:08:21,960 - I think she's your only hope. - Hello. 1009 01:08:22,039 --> 01:08:24,119 What is this thing again? Humane Society? 1010 01:08:24,199 --> 01:08:27,640 - Uh, it's a drug bust. - Cocaine? 1011 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:31,079 - Hello. - Uh, marijuana. 1012 01:08:31,159 --> 01:08:35,319 - Then why are we here? - Oh, I think we're pretty well covered, Mr. Mayor. 1013 01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:37,479 I think she's got a lot of decisions to make. 1014 01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,680 - I don't envy her. - Oh, I do. 1015 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:41,960 I'll be lucky to have a figure like that when I'm her age. 1016 01:08:42,079 --> 01:08:45,600 - Yeah. That's a good one. 1017 01:08:48,079 --> 01:08:51,319 - We're sending someone down, don't worry. Okay. - Thanks. You bet. 1018 01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:54,159 - No, no, no, no. We'll bring the guns. - We're on it. We're on it. 1019 01:08:54,239 --> 01:08:57,600 We got it. All right, that's like twenty calls. 1020 01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,079 I'll tell you what. I'll go down there and check it out. 1021 01:09:00,159 --> 01:09:03,560 - What about me? - Burton, somebody's got to stay here. 1022 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,640 All right, fuck it. 1023 01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:28,119 Shit! 1024 01:09:28,199 --> 01:09:30,119 Maybe this is the key. 1025 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,000 - I mean, no offense, bro, but... 1026 01:09:34,079 --> 01:09:36,000 when did you become a cop? 1027 01:09:36,079 --> 01:09:38,760 None taken, Ramathorn. None taken. 1028 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,039 - Really. How'd you know the key was there? - A gentleman never asks. 1029 01:09:42,119 --> 01:09:46,159 A lady never tells. Wonder how Rabbit's doin'? 1030 01:09:46,239 --> 01:09:48,680 - Oh, yeah! 1031 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,760 - Yeah! Yeah! - What does that look like to you? 1032 01:09:54,159 --> 01:09:57,680 - Is the bear- 1033 01:09:59,079 --> 01:10:00,600 - Is the guy- - Oh, yeah. Yeah! 1034 01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:02,840 - Is the guy- - Oh, yeah. Yeah! 1035 01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,159 Seems more of a game warden thing to me. 1036 01:10:05,199 --> 01:10:08,279 - Well, it's illegal, Burton. I know that! - Whoo! Oh! 1037 01:10:17,279 --> 01:10:19,199 Oh, shit. Look who's here. 1038 01:10:19,279 --> 01:10:21,680 - I thought you said he wasn't gonna make it. - I tried. 1039 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,760 - Glad to see you, Rodney. - Hey, how are you doin', Rowdy? 1040 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,640 - How you think I'm doin'? Open bar, ain't it? - Mm-hmm. 1041 01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:31,199 - Thought you said Bowl-a-rama. - Yeah, I tried to call you, but, um- 1042 01:10:31,279 --> 01:10:33,720 Yeah, right! 1043 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,800 - Give me six Schlitzes. - No Schlitz. 1044 01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:39,199 - Whatever's free. - Take it easy, Rod. 1045 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:41,680 Open bar, dude! 1046 01:10:47,079 --> 01:10:49,439 - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 1047 01:10:54,239 --> 01:10:56,720 Hello down there. Are you okay? 1048 01:11:00,199 --> 01:11:02,359 Excuse me. 1049 01:11:02,399 --> 01:11:06,760 - Bear-Bear-fucker! - Yeah! Yeah! 1050 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:10,239 - Do you need assistance? - Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah. 1051 01:11:10,319 --> 01:11:14,720 Okay. 1052 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,720 Let's do this. 1053 01:11:19,319 --> 01:11:22,039 Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa! 1054 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:28,239 Mayor Timber, yeah. So I just wanted to let you know... 1055 01:11:28,319 --> 01:11:30,720 that the governor's gonna have to leave early. 1056 01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:33,439 For an emergency fund-raiser. So- 1057 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,800 Aw, she's gonna speak in about five minutes. 1058 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:38,279 And then we're gonna have to zip on out of here. 1059 01:11:38,359 --> 01:11:41,079 - Well, thanks for the heads-up. - I'll go check on those guys. 1060 01:11:44,079 --> 01:11:48,000 Mac-Attack! Wanna go punch for punch? 1061 01:11:48,079 --> 01:11:51,439 Good one! I did not specify. 1062 01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:55,119 Never shit a shitter. Lady in blue, comin' through. 1063 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,079 - Ramathorn. 1064 01:11:59,159 --> 01:12:02,439 What? I don't know. Two minutes? 1065 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,439 You weren't kiddin'. That's a lot of hooch! 1066 01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:03,319 Holy shit. What's Grady doin' up there? 1067 01:13:03,399 --> 01:13:07,439 ...and of course, your own local police chief, Bruce Grady... 1068 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:11,199 has made yet another astonishing breakthrough... 1069 01:13:11,279 --> 01:13:15,199 in our state's War on Drugs. 1070 01:13:15,279 --> 01:13:19,279 - That's fine police work. 1071 01:13:19,359 --> 01:13:22,000 Thank you very much. The real credit... 1072 01:13:22,079 --> 01:13:26,000 goes to my skilled officers, who uncovered the marijuana in that Winnebago. 1073 01:13:26,039 --> 01:13:30,159 And, uh, we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago... 1074 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:35,359 as a drug "queenpin" from Louisville, Kentucky- Lucy Garfield. 1075 01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:40,399 Or, as we like to call her down at the station, "The Louisville Smuggler." 1076 01:13:43,079 --> 01:13:45,359 There will be no more running of marijuana... 1077 01:13:45,399 --> 01:13:47,359 through Spurbury on my watch. 1078 01:13:47,399 --> 01:13:49,880 - You can count on that. 1079 01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:01,479 Farva's number one! Farva's number one! 1080 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:06,560 Hey! You showed Grady our secret stash? That was our stash! 1081 01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,520 - I did not show Grady the stash! - Those bags of grass... 1082 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,359 - represented a-a bond of trust between us. - Foster- 1083 01:14:10,399 --> 01:14:14,119 - Foster, I had no idea- - Did you pick me because you could manipulate me? 1084 01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:17,399 No! How could you even say that? 1085 01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:20,560 - Because you crapped on my heart! - I what on your heart? 1086 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,920 What are you gettin' out of this? Is Grady puttin' you on the road? 1087 01:14:25,119 --> 01:14:28,359 No, a-are you- You're screwing him too. 1088 01:14:28,399 --> 01:14:30,520 - Asshole. - Aah! 1089 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:43,279 - Ursula- 1090 01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:45,920 - Oh, Mac. - What the fuck? 1091 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,880 Fuckin' traitor! 1092 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,920 Hey, Mac! Did it work? Did it work? 1093 01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:04,119 Was there ever a moment when you suspected her? 1094 01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:06,439 - No, why would I? - Exactly. 1095 01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:09,399 Why use your head when you can be getting some cop-on-cop fucky-sucky? 1096 01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:11,800 Well, did you tell her anything? 1097 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,800 Two cops sleeping together. What the hell do you think they talked about? 1098 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,680 I don't know. Doin' it? Positions and stuff? 1099 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,960 Oh, shut up. You guys don't even know her. 1100 01:15:18,039 --> 01:15:20,239 - Get it through your head, fish dick. She was in on it. - Fuck you, Mac! 1101 01:15:20,279 --> 01:15:23,279 All right, all right. Fighting's not gonna change anything. 1102 01:15:23,359 --> 01:15:26,840 Foster, she played you good. It's called the honey pot. You should have known better. 1103 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:30,960 Well, I guess they're gonna shut us down anyway. 1104 01:15:31,039 --> 01:15:34,680 But you two are friends, you know? You shouldn't let this come between you. 1105 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,960 Come on now. Shake hands. 1106 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,960 - Sorry. - You should be. 1107 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:43,159 - Hey! - Sorry. - Sorry. 1108 01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:46,359 - Good, now. Who wants a shot? - I do. 1109 01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:48,720 - I'll have one. - I said, who wants a shot? 1110 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:51,800 - I do! - Do you have any openings in Sherburne, Cap? 1111 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,479 - Not for you guys. - Oh, come on. 1112 01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:57,520 - We're like the sons you never had. - If you were my son, Mac... 1113 01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,520 I would have smothered you by now. 1114 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:03,119 Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man. 1115 01:16:03,199 --> 01:16:05,239 - You put in for a transfer yet? - Ugh! 1116 01:16:05,319 --> 01:16:08,520 I applied for a guard job. At the post office. 1117 01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,239 - Oh, man. - You'll finally get to shoot someone. 1118 01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:20,359 - To the death of fun. - Here's to you guys. 1119 01:16:26,079 --> 01:16:28,479 What's up, dirty dogs? 1120 01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:32,159 Guess that's it for the old locker. 1121 01:16:32,199 --> 01:16:34,680 She stinks like ass, but I'll sure miss her. 1122 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,760 I guess you can say that about all my girls. 1123 01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:40,520 - What the fuck? - What the fuck to you too. 1124 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:44,680 - What are you? - I'm a cop. What are you? 1125 01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:47,720 - A local cop? - Grady had an opening. Big deal. 1126 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,600 Why are you wearing that uniform in my station? 1127 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:52,880 Look who's talkin', Denim Dan! 1128 01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:56,720 You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss. 1129 01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:58,880 Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo? 1130 01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:01,239 You ratted us out to Grady. 1131 01:17:01,319 --> 01:17:05,359 I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that. 1132 01:17:05,399 --> 01:17:08,520 Hey, I got no hard feelings. Nothin' a few beers can't fix, right? 1133 01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:11,079 Hey, how about one on me, Ramrod? 1134 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,359 Excuse me. Uh, excuse me, guys. 1135 01:17:15,399 --> 01:17:17,760 Yeah. I'll be right back. 1136 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:23,079 - What the fuck? - We should have taken him out the back and shot him. 1137 01:17:23,119 --> 01:17:25,720 - Aye, aye, Captain. - I gotta call Ursula. 1138 01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:28,239 Fellas, we got to get him back. He's gotta pay for this. 1139 01:17:28,279 --> 01:17:30,760 - Nobody wears that uniform in my station. 1140 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,600 - Farva's goin' down! - Yes! Right! 1141 01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:34,079 - Grady's goin' down! - Yeah! 1142 01:17:34,159 --> 01:17:36,600 - All of these fuckers are goin' down! - Yeah! 1143 01:17:39,479 --> 01:17:42,800 - What? 1144 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,399 Welcome to Dimpus Burger. May I take your order? 1145 01:18:00,479 --> 01:18:03,840 Hello in there. This is Officer Rod Farva. 1146 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:08,520 - Give me a liter of cola! - Uh, sorry, Officer Farva, I can't- 1147 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,119 You want me to come in there, boy? I'll come in there! 1148 01:18:11,199 --> 01:18:13,960 - Hello? - Chase him! Chase him! 1149 01:18:14,039 --> 01:18:16,479 - Let's pull someone over. 1150 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,479 Whoa! 1151 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:28,600 License and registration. 1152 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:44,159 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 1153 01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:51,159 We are the Spurbury police! 1154 01:18:53,239 --> 01:18:55,680 Whoo! Hoo! Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 1155 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:06,279 - Whoo! 1156 01:19:06,359 --> 01:19:08,680 I'm cool. I'm cool. 1157 01:19:11,359 --> 01:19:14,680 Grady! Get your ass out here! 1158 01:19:19,359 --> 01:19:22,079 - Grady! - I don't want to sound like a wienie... 1159 01:19:22,159 --> 01:19:24,239 - but I think I should call Ursula. - No way! 1160 01:19:24,319 --> 01:19:27,439 - You sound like a fuckin' wienie. - Gimme the radio. 1161 01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:29,680 Grady? Bruce? 1162 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,840 Fuck it, all right. Gimme the goddamn radio. 1163 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:35,199 - He's not home! - Hey, Chief-o! 1164 01:19:35,239 --> 01:19:38,159 This is Officer Rod Farva. Come in, Ursula. 1165 01:19:38,199 --> 01:19:41,159 - What're you doin'? - Ursula! I love you, Ursula. 1166 01:19:41,199 --> 01:19:44,079 - Come in, Ursula! - Who is this? Hello? 1167 01:19:44,199 --> 01:19:46,439 - Oh! Oh! - Oh, she's there? 1168 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:49,439 Ursula! Oh, I'm sorry. 1169 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:51,600 Sir, this is a police channel. Please get off of it. 1170 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:56,119 - I'm tryin' to apologize here. - Sir, this is not a civilian channel. 1171 01:19:56,199 --> 01:19:59,560 If you'd like to have a conversation with someone, please go to Channel Five. 1172 01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:02,680 All right, Thorny. Pop it over to Channel Five. 1173 01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,960 Look what I found! A two-by-four! 1174 01:20:06,039 --> 01:20:07,880 - You go, girl! - Foster! 1175 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,840 - Help me out here, Rabbit. - Foster, is that you? 1176 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:12,760 -I need someone sober. - You got it, Cap. 1177 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:16,600 - And, hit! - My ass in your face, Thorny. 1178 01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:20,520 - So-So, hey, what's goin' on? 1179 01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:23,000 Don't use that boyfriend voice with me. What are you doing? 1180 01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:25,319 Don't use that boyfriend voice with me, Foster! 1181 01:20:25,399 --> 01:20:27,560 - Hit! - Yea! 1182 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:32,560 Now, did you know that Farva was the one who told Grady about our plans? 1183 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:37,680 - Yeah. I know. He's working for us now. - So, I'm sorry. 1184 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:41,199 - I don't know. Can I come see you? - I love you. 1185 01:20:41,279 --> 01:20:46,119 - Listen, Foster- - Ursula! I'm naked! 1186 01:20:46,279 --> 01:20:50,239 - Listen, Foster? You want to get these guys back? 1187 01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:54,279 - Yeah! - I know a way we can get 'em really good. 1188 01:20:54,359 --> 01:20:57,760 - Yeah, let's get 'em good! Did you hear that, guys? - Yes, sir. 1189 01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:00,119 - Okay, I get off work at 10:30. 1190 01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:02,560 Meet me at Route 9 and Okeechobee Road, and don't be late. 1191 01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:05,760 - She said, "Okeechobee." - She's okey-dokey. 1192 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,760 She's late. 1193 01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:17,399 So, Foster... 1194 01:21:17,479 --> 01:21:21,680 - is this your usual meeting spot? - No. 1195 01:21:24,319 --> 01:21:26,479 - Fuckin' shit! - That was Galikanokus! 1196 01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:29,439 - Let's get him! 1197 01:21:36,119 --> 01:21:38,479 Outta the car! Goddamn it! 1198 01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:41,119 Same shit, different day, huh, Rabbit? 1199 01:21:41,159 --> 01:21:44,159 Everybody outta the car! I said now! 1200 01:21:44,239 --> 01:21:47,479 You're all under arrest for stealing a Spurbury police vehicle. 1201 01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:51,560 No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a total and complete fuckhead! 1202 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:54,880 Y-You don't want to do this, Rod. We gotta go catch that truck. 1203 01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:58,560 Using what? Super Citizen power? 1204 01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:00,439 Galikanokus is on that truck! 1205 01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:03,239 I'll believe that when me shit turns purple... 1206 01:22:03,319 --> 01:22:06,760 - and smells like rainbow sherbet. - Does it sound like that when I say it? 1207 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:10,720 Farva! You are not stopping me from getting my job back! 1208 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:13,079 - Get him, Mac! 1209 01:22:13,159 --> 01:22:16,840 - I got a job now. - You're a local cop. 1210 01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:19,319 - You're goddamn right I am! - You ratted us out! 1211 01:22:19,359 --> 01:22:23,560 No, Thorny. I barely had a job before. 1212 01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:26,359 Farva, get the coffee. Farva, hit the radio. 1213 01:22:26,399 --> 01:22:30,319 Farva, clean the cells! I'm a cop, goddamn it! 1214 01:22:30,399 --> 01:22:34,359 I got my own car, now. I get to bust criminals! 1215 01:22:34,439 --> 01:22:36,880 It's what I gotta do! 1216 01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:41,039 - You screwed us over. - No, Thorny. 1217 01:22:41,119 --> 01:22:45,079 Okay. Okay, I did! I did, I did. 1218 01:22:45,159 --> 01:22:46,840 - I'm sorry, Rodney. - Come on, Rod. 1219 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,880 - Oh, Thorny! - No, no, no. Please. Come on. 1220 01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:52,560 - Listen, listen. This is your big chance. 1221 01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:57,159 When we go up there, and we're wrong, no big deal. 1222 01:22:57,239 --> 01:23:01,640 But if we're right, you can be a hero. 1223 01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:04,920 Come on. Team Ramrod! 1224 01:23:08,479 --> 01:23:11,319 Will you look at that? 1225 01:23:11,399 --> 01:23:14,560 - We got 'em, Cap. - We got 'em, we got 'em! 1226 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:19,079 - Oh. - Fuckin' Galikanokus! 1227 01:23:19,159 --> 01:23:21,199 There's Canadian markings on that plane. 1228 01:23:21,279 --> 01:23:25,000 Okay, Foster. You and Rabbit come around in a classic pincer move. 1229 01:23:25,079 --> 01:23:28,119 - Mac, I need you to take- - No, no, no, Thorny. Me and you! 1230 01:23:28,199 --> 01:23:31,439 We outflank 'em, and we do, like, a submarine move. 1231 01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:34,000 - Team Ramrod? - Shut up, Farva. 1232 01:23:34,079 --> 01:23:36,479 - Farva, you're leaning- - Wait a minute! 1233 01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:40,319 Oh! The locals! I hate those fuckin' guys! 1234 01:23:40,399 --> 01:23:44,760 Goddamn it, you dipshits! If I had my car, I'd have been in on this bust! 1235 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:48,640 Shh! Rodney! Rodney, get your ass back here! 1236 01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:52,359 Here we go again- What the fuck? 1237 01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:56,319 - Oh, did you see that? He kissed that guy! - Shh! 1238 01:23:58,479 --> 01:24:00,560 Holy shit! 1239 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:03,399 God! We should have known. 1240 01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:08,119 So, wait. The local cops are selling Afghani grass to the Canadians? 1241 01:24:08,159 --> 01:24:10,640 -Assholes! - No, Rabbit, it's comin' in from Canada. 1242 01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,479 Canadian grass. Ah! 1243 01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:15,680 -Assholes. - No! 1244 01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:18,920 The local mothers are running protection for' em. 1245 01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,159 - Oh, I guess I'm the asshole. 1246 01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:25,840 - I'm sorry we didn't wait for you, but- 1247 01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,920 Listen to me, Foster. I need to tell you something. 1248 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:33,439 - What, are you guys drunk? - No! 1249 01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:35,439 - Your local buddies are runnin' grass! - Listen, I know. 1250 01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:39,920 - I know what they're doing. I've known for awhile. - You know this? 1251 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,119 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you in on it? 1252 01:24:42,199 --> 01:24:46,560 No! They keep me on dispatch. I didn't know what to do when I found out about it. 1253 01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:49,399 - I was afraid I'd lose my job. - Oh. 1254 01:24:49,479 --> 01:24:51,479 You should have just told us. We would have arrested them. 1255 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:54,520 - Yeah, we used to be cops, remember? Shh! - I remember- 1256 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:57,880 No offense, but the less you guys knew, the less you could screw up. 1257 01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,359 - Oh. - I was trying to stop it without getting brought down. 1258 01:25:01,439 --> 01:25:04,640 Th-That's why I helped you find the reefer, that's why I helped you guys steal the Winnebago... 1259 01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:07,319 and that's why I brought you...here tonight. 1260 01:25:07,359 --> 01:25:10,439 - Ah! - You didn't do this because you like Foster? Shh! 1261 01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,760 No, I mean- I do like Foster, but I- 1262 01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:16,600 - But you used him. - Yeah, I guess so. But I really like him now. 1263 01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:18,720 Ah! 1264 01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:22,279 - This is so good- - This is kind of awkward. 1265 01:25:22,359 --> 01:25:28,039 I hate to break up the "like-fest," but it's prime time for crime-time! 1266 01:25:28,079 --> 01:25:31,319 But wait! Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves. 1267 01:25:31,399 --> 01:25:34,079 You saw what they did to Galikanokus's girlfriend. 1268 01:25:34,159 --> 01:25:35,800 And you guys are drunk, and unarmed. 1269 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:38,159 - Oh, hey, I am sober as a bird. 1270 01:25:38,239 --> 01:25:42,079 I am drunk. 1271 01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:51,920 - What do you got? - No guns. They got flares. 1272 01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:54,000 And some string. 1273 01:26:00,199 --> 01:26:03,600 Oh, Farva, you sad, lonely man. 1274 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:08,039 - Ugh. - Oh, wait. He's got your name written on it. 1275 01:26:08,119 --> 01:26:10,039 - Oh! - Ooh. 1276 01:26:10,119 --> 01:26:14,680 - Chief!. Chief Grady! I secured the perimeter, sir. - Farva! 1277 01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:18,520 Sorry I missed the call. Looks like we got 'em. Rock'n' roll! 1278 01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:22,439 What the hell are you doin' here, Farva? Put that pistol down! 1279 01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:24,239 - Qu'est-ce-que c'est ca? - English! 1280 01:26:24,279 --> 01:26:26,880 - Chief!. - Put a bullet in him, Grady. 1281 01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:29,680 - What the fuck is this? 1282 01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:33,479 - Grady? - Shit, what the fuck is this? 1283 01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:35,840 - Shoot it! 1284 01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:47,239 - That's my car. - Grady! 1285 01:26:47,319 --> 01:26:49,720 - That's my girl! - Grady! 1286 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,840 Smy, Burton, check that out. 1287 01:26:59,279 --> 01:27:02,560 - What are ya, drunk? - Drunk enough to kick your ass. 1288 01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:06,399 Let's see what you've got, O'Hagan. 1289 01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:49,159 Two-time Navy champion. Tag 'im and bag 'im! 1290 01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:54,920 - Way to go, Cap. - Give my regards to Bobby Baboon. 1291 01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:04,119 Hey, hey, hey, hey. You haven't opened it yet, have ya? 1292 01:28:06,319 --> 01:28:08,279 - How are ya doin'? - Hey, man. Hey, buddy. 1293 01:28:08,359 --> 01:28:10,640 - Hi. - Hey! 1294 01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:13,760 - Hi, John. - Hi, darlin'. 1295 01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:16,520 Here we go. 1296 01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:18,920 "Dear John... 1297 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:21,479 "Congratulations are due to you... 1298 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:25,479 "and your men for your brave, impressive... 1299 01:28:25,560 --> 01:28:28,600 "but most of all unorthodox tactics... 1300 01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:30,720 "in thwarting the drug-smuggling ring... 1301 01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:32,920 and extreme police corruption." 1302 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,920 - Ooh. She loves us. - All right. 1303 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:39,760 "I cannot stress enough how proud we at the statehouse are of you. 1304 01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:43,640 "The great state of Vermont could use more officers like your men. 1305 01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:47,680 "As you requested, we have reevaluated the financial situation... 1306 01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:49,600 regarding your unit." 1307 01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:52,720 - And we're gonna buy you a tank. 1308 01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:56,119 "Due to our tight fiscal situation... 1309 01:28:56,159 --> 01:28:59,119 "we regret to inform you that we are still... 1310 01:28:59,199 --> 01:29:02,119 "going to have to close your station. 1311 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:07,159 "Good luck in Sherburne, John. 1312 01:29:07,239 --> 01:29:09,840 "And give your men my best. 1313 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,840 "Sincerely... 1314 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:15,239 Governor Fuckhead." 1315 01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:21,800 I did not see that coming. 1316 01:29:44,119 --> 01:29:47,479 - I told you to bring the handcart. 1317 01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:51,279 - Sorry. - Tilt it. 1318 01:29:51,319 --> 01:29:54,640 Oh, goddamn, I remember these things being lighter! 1319 01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:57,119 I think I'm gonna drop a nut! 1320 01:29:57,159 --> 01:29:59,800 - Shit. - Hope they like foam. 1321 01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:03,000 - It's not so bad. Good exercise. 1322 01:30:03,079 --> 01:30:06,319 - Cool uniforms. - Yeah. All the beer you can drink. 1323 01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,159 - I'm into that! 1324 01:30:12,279 --> 01:30:15,079 Beer! 1325 01:30:15,199 --> 01:30:18,800 - Oh, God. - You order the keg of St. Anky? 1326 01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:21,239 Uh, yeah! 1327 01:30:21,319 --> 01:30:24,039 But aren't you guys the Highway Patrol? 1328 01:30:24,119 --> 01:30:26,479 Yeah, but our station got shut down, so- 1329 01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:29,319 Oh, no shit, man! 1330 01:30:29,399 --> 01:30:31,520 Yeah, shit. This your keg? 1331 01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:34,640 Oh, my-my Dad ordered it. But he's asleep right now. 1332 01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:39,880 Keg's here! 1333 01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:43,159 Oh, St. Anky's. 1334 01:30:43,239 --> 01:30:45,439 - Oh, God. No! - No, no, no! 1335 01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:48,359 Hey, man. Hey, bro. It's cool, man. They got fired! 1336 01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:51,840 No shit? 1337 01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:54,960 No shit, man! 1338 01:30:55,079 --> 01:30:58,720 - All right, all right. Where's the keg go? - Put it in the rec room, man. 1339 01:31:01,359 --> 01:31:04,199 Make room, make room. What took you guys so long to get here? 1340 01:31:04,279 --> 01:31:06,279 What'd you do? Brew it yourself? 1341 01:31:06,359 --> 01:31:08,960 - I am cool. - You're cool, man. 1342 01:31:09,039 --> 01:31:13,079 Check this out. Um, why don't you guys put that, um... 1343 01:31:13,159 --> 01:31:15,079 over there? 1344 01:31:17,279 --> 01:31:20,319 - Move it, move it, move it. - We want a drink! Come on. 1345 01:31:20,359 --> 01:31:23,000 Tap this thing! 1346 01:31:23,039 --> 01:31:26,239 Actually, you know what? I think it's better... 1347 01:31:26,359 --> 01:31:29,079 Feng Shui if it's, uh, over there. 1348 01:31:29,159 --> 01:31:31,600 Definitely. Definitely better over there. 1349 01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:41,239 Oh, wait, wait. Guys. Guys. You know what? 1350 01:31:41,319 --> 01:31:43,720 Man, it's probably better for the flow... 1351 01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:46,079 if you put it back over here. 1352 01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:53,239 And don't forget to tap that keg, guys. 1353 01:31:55,119 --> 01:31:57,399 Okay, okay. Somebody's gonna need to sign for this... 1354 01:31:57,479 --> 01:31:59,399 and I need to see some I.D. 1355 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:04,800 Look, you know what? I don't have any I.D. 1356 01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:09,239 But, uh, Abraham Lincoln here, he says that I'm 21... 1357 01:32:09,319 --> 01:32:11,279 and he never told a lie. 1358 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:16,439 Yeah, actually it was George Washington that never told a lie. 1359 01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:19,239 You guys drive a hard bargain, but- 1360 01:32:19,279 --> 01:32:22,119 Actually, you know what? 1361 01:32:22,159 --> 01:32:25,239 Why don't you guys split it? 1362 01:32:25,279 --> 01:32:28,479 That was good, man. 1363 01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,520 - Are you ready for the fun part? - Oh, yeah. 1364 01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:34,720 'Cause here comes the fun part: Spurbury Police! 1365 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:36,760 - You're all under arrest! 1366 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:43,279 - Come on back, now. - Oh, yeah. 1367 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:55,920 All this for a noise complaint? 1368 01:32:57,079 --> 01:33:02,680 - I love acid- 1369 01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:05,359 Cops. 1370 01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:09,479 What the crap? How come nobody called me? 1371 01:33:11,319 --> 01:33:15,079 - We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble. 1372 01:33:15,079 --> 01:33:15,840 - We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble. 1373 01:33:21,039 --> 01:33:24,520 And if you really want to choke somebody, you gotta hit the Adam's apple. 1374 01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:26,640 - Like this? 1375 01:33:59,199 --> 01:34:02,520 - Loser! 1376 01:34:18,279 --> 01:34:21,680 - Ping! Ping! 1377 01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:23,720 Ping! Ping! 1378 01:34:25,359 --> 01:34:27,840 Ping! 1379 01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:30,960 Farva! 1380 01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:49,000 Get out of the car. 1381 01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:09,319 That's right. 1382 01:39:09,359 --> 01:39:11,680 I'm talkin' to you. 1383 01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:59,520 Aah! 1384 01:40:01,199 --> 01:40:06,560 - Ah-ha-ha-ha!- I think we got it.