1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,506 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 2 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,581 ALERT, ALERT, ALERT-- 3 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,099 [EXPLOSION] 4 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,600 [ELECTRICAL STATIC] 5 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,116 YOU 3 CRIMINALS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT 6 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,618 IN A FURTHER ACT OF SEDITIOUS TREASON. 7 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,121 GENERAL ZOD, YOUR ONLY FEELING 8 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,623 WAS CONTEMPT FOR OUR SOCIETY, 9 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:07,627 YOUR ONLY DESIRE WAS TO COMMAND. 10 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,130 URSA, THE ONLY FEELING YOU SHOWED 11 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,132 WAS FOR YOUR VICIOUS GENERAL-- 12 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:15,135 YOUR ONLY WISH, TO RULE AT HIS SIDE. 13 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,138 NON, YOU ARE AS WITHOUT THOUGHT 14 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,640 AS YOU ARE WITHOUT VOICE. 15 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,643 THIS COUNCIL HAS NO HESITATION 16 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,645 IN PROCLAIMING YOU ALL... 17 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,147 GUILTY. 18 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,150 GUILTY. 19 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,153 GUILTY. 20 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,155 GUILTY. GUILTY. 21 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,678 AAAAHHH! 22 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:02,182 YOU WILL LIE DOWN BEFORE ME, JOR-EL! 23 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,685 BOTH YOU AND THEN ONE DAY YOUR HEIRS! 24 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,238 JOR-EL! 25 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,940 I'LL GET THE DOOR. 26 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:44,941 THANKS. 27 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,944 SORRY. AFTER YOU. 28 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,947 YEAH. THANKS A LOT. 29 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,448 MORNING, PHIL. 30 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,450 HI. EXCUSE ME, KENT. 31 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,452 GET EVERYTHING YOU CAN 32 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,955 ON TERRORIST GROUPS IN EUROPE. 33 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,456 HI, ALICE. PRETTY BLOUSE. 34 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:02,458 CATCH YOU LATER, CLARK. 35 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,960 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 36 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,462 ANYBODY GOING OUT FOR COFFEE? 37 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,464 OK. I'LL CHECK IT. 38 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,967 GOOD MORNING. HOW'S-- 39 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,468 HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT? 40 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:14,971 HOW LONG SHOULD PRESS ROOM 41 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:16,973 HOLD THE FRONT PAGE? 42 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,475 10 MINUTES, AND-- I'LL TELL THEM. 43 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,978 IF WE DON'T GET ANYTHING NEW 44 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,480 WITHIN 10 MINUTES, 45 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,983 USE THE WIRE SERVICE COPY. 46 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,985 KENT, GET EVERYTHING YOU CAN 47 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,987 ON THESE TERRORISTS. 48 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:31,988 RIGHT. 49 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,491 UH, SORRY. T-T-TERRORISTS? 50 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,494 WHERE YOU BEEN THE PAST 12 HOURS? 51 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,996 HOME. 52 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,497 DON'T YOU WATCH TELEVISION? 53 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,499 TELEVISION IS TOO VIOLENT. 54 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,501 I WAS READING DICKENS. 55 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,503 TERRORISTS SEIZED THE EIFFEL TOWER 56 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,505 IN PARIS. 57 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:52,008 HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS. 58 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,509 ANYBODY HURT? 59 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,511 THE HOSTAGES ARE UNHARMED. 60 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:56,512 THE HOSTAGES? 61 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,513 TOURISTS. ABOUT 20 OF THEM. 62 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,015 THAT'S PENNY-ANTE. 63 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,017 THEY CLAIM THEY'VE GOT 64 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:04,020 A HYDROGEN BOMB TO LEVEL PARIS. 65 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,522 JEEPERS, MR. WHITE, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 66 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,525 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM TERRORISTS. 67 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:12,528 I WANT EVERYTHING THERE IS ON TERRORISM-- 68 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,031 DOES LOIS KNOW ABOUT THIS? 69 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,033 SHE'S IN IT. 70 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,534 SHE'S WHAT? 71 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,536 IF PARIS GOES KABLOOEY, 72 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,539 I WANT MY BEST REPORTER THERE. 73 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,041 BUT GEE-- 74 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,543 YOU'RE GOOD, BUT LOIS IS BETTER. 75 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,546 NO, I MEANT, ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS? 76 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:33,049 THAT GOES WITH THE TERRITORY. 77 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,551 KNOWING LOIS, SHE'LL NOT ONLY GET 78 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,553 A PULITZER PRIZE STORY, 79 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,556 BUT AN INTERVIEW WITH THE BOMB, 80 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,059 TITLED, WHAT MAKES ME TICK? 81 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,061 DON'T STAND AROUND, KENT-- 82 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,091 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 83 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:18,594 MERCI. MERCI, MADAME. MERCI. 84 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,104 HOW DID THEY GET UP THERE? 85 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,606 THEY WERE DISGUISED AS WORKERS. 86 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,609 WHY DID THEY RELEASE SOME HOSTAGES? 87 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,611 TO SHOW GOOD FAITH. 88 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,614 WILL THEY RELEASE OTHER HOSTAGES? 89 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,117 IN RETURN FOR THE GUARANTEE 90 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,619 WE WON'T ATTACK THEM. 91 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,622 PRESS. SEE? OK? 92 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,624 WE HAVE MADE A GUARANTEE. 93 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,126 WE CANNOT REFUSE, 94 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,129 IF THEY HAVE A HYDROGEN BOMB. 95 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,631 WHERE IS THE BOMB? 96 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,133 HYDROGEN BOMB? 97 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,135 ARE YOU SURE? 98 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,637 HOW CAN WE BE SURE? 99 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,640 TODAY, ANYONE CAN MAKE A BOMB. 100 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:08,144 BUT IT COULD BLOW UP PARIS! 101 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,647 WILL YOUR GOVERNMENT MEET THEIR DEMANDS? 102 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:14,650 I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO SAY. 103 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,652 THERE IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING. 104 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,655 NON, MADEMOISELLE! CE N'EST PAS POSSIBLE. 105 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,657 EXCUSE MOI. NON COMPRENDEZ. 106 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,659 MOI JOURNALISTE AMERICAINE. 107 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,662 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 108 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,164 ATTENDS. 109 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,665 VOILA. 110 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:33,169 QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST LE MOT... 111 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,172 QU'EST-CE QUE VOUS VOULEZ? 112 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,174 POUR... POURSTAIRS. 113 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,675 STAIRS. 114 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,677 OK? 115 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,680 S-T... 116 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,683 S-T-A... 117 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,686 S--MADEMOISELLE! 118 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,699 WE'RE COMING DOWN. 119 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,701 WATCH OUT FOR TRICKS. 120 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,703 DO WE LOOK LIKE-- 121 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,207 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. 122 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,709 YOU'RE BEING RELEASED, SO SHUT UP. 123 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,251 EVERYBODY OUT. 124 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,254 OK, READY? THIS WAY. 125 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,757 COME ON. QUICK, QUICK. 126 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,759 HURRY IT UP. 127 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,762 YOU'RE BEING RELEASED. GET MOVING. 128 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,765 I'LL TAKE A LAST LOOK AROUND. 129 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,273 OK. SEND THEM DOWN. 130 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,781 OK, UP WE GO. 131 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,786 PULITZER PRIZE. 132 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,792 CAPITAL "P"... 133 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,300 AAH... 134 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,810 SHOULD WE HAVE LET THE HOSTAGES GO? 135 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:58,814 THEY'LL GIVE IN WHEN WE PRIME THE BOMB. 136 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,817 NOBEL PRIZE. 137 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,320 CAPITAL "N," 138 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,822 LITTLE "O," LITTLE "B," 139 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,824 LITTLE "E," LITTLE "L." 140 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,326 NOBEL. 141 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,329 NOBEL, NOBEL, NOBEL, UM... 142 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,834 PRIZE! 143 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,336 [CLANK] 144 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,842 NOW, BE CAREFUL. 145 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:30,346 I CONTROL THE BOMB. 146 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,848 I HOPE YOU HAVE FEW SINS TO BE FORGIVEN, 147 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,351 BECAUSE IF YOU LET GO, 148 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,854 YOU'LL HAVE 60 SECONDS TO LIST THEM. 149 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,856 YOU ARE RIGHT. 150 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,358 [SNEEZE] 151 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,360 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 152 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,362 AW, IT'S YOUR NERVES. 153 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,866 WHERE ARE THEY NOW? 154 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,869 THEY ARE NEAR TO THE LIFT. 155 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:57,873 ONE IS INSIDE WITH THE BOMB. 156 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:01,377 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 157 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,880 THE THIRD ONE HAS LEFT THE LIFT. 158 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,883 IS THE BOMB STILL IN THERE? 159 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,885 WE THINK SO. 160 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:13,389 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 161 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,892 THIS IS THE BORING BIT. 162 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:22,898 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 163 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,914 GET READY. 164 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,918 STANDBY.ATTENTION. PREPAREZ VOUS. 165 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,421 GET READY. 166 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,423 COME ON. 167 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,426 WE'LL CUT THE LIFT CABLE. 168 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:54,430 ARE YOU SURE THEY HAVEN'T PRIMED THE BOMB? 169 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,933 NO, NO, NO. THEY HAVEN'T. 170 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,440 PRET. 171 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,943 READY, GO! 172 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:08,944 NOW! 173 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,456 IT'S STARTED. 174 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,957 OH, MY GOD. 175 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,489 OHH! 176 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,491 THIS IS YOUR FLOOR. 177 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,993 OH, THANK GOD! 178 00:17:58,127 --> 00:18:01,630 HOW DID I GET MYSELF INTO THIS? 179 00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,632 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 180 00:18:03,632 --> 00:18:05,134 UH-HUH. 181 00:18:05,134 --> 00:18:08,137 A BOMB! THERE'S A BOMB UP THERE! 182 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:09,638 I KNOW. 183 00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:43,232 NICE, FRESH MELONS. GET THEM FRESH HERE. 184 00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:45,234 LOOK AT THIS. THE BEST. 185 00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:49,238 [WHISTLES] 186 00:19:49,238 --> 00:19:50,739 HI, LOIS. 187 00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:52,741 HI, CLARK. 188 00:19:55,744 --> 00:19:57,246 AAAH! 189 00:20:03,252 --> 00:20:04,753 CLARK! 190 00:20:04,753 --> 00:20:07,756 HAVE YOU HEARD OF CROSSWALKS? 191 00:20:07,756 --> 00:20:09,258 YEAH, BUT-- 192 00:20:09,258 --> 00:20:12,261 DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID THAT WAS? 193 00:20:12,261 --> 00:20:16,765 THAT'S ALL I NEEDED. 194 00:20:16,765 --> 00:20:18,767 CLARK, BE MORE CAREFUL. 195 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:22,271 WHEN YOU CROSS STREETS, LOOK BOTH WAYS. 196 00:20:22,271 --> 00:20:25,274 WELL, GEE, LOIS, USUALLY I DO. 197 00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:26,775 REALLY? 198 00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:33,782 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 199 00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:35,284 COME IN. 200 00:20:35,284 --> 00:20:36,285 HI. 201 00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:39,288 YOU SHOULD GET YOUR GLASSES CHECKED. 202 00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,290 WELL, YOU KNOW, 203 00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:44,293 NOT EVERYBODY CAN HAVE X-RAY VISION, 204 00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:45,294 YOU KNOW. 205 00:20:45,294 --> 00:20:48,797 DO I DETECT A NOTE OF JEALOUSY? 206 00:20:49,298 --> 00:20:52,801 JEALOUSY? OH, NO. NO. NOT ME. 207 00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:56,305 GOLLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 208 00:20:56,305 --> 00:20:59,808 WHEN DID YOU LAST HEAR ME SNEEZE? 209 00:20:59,808 --> 00:21:03,312 YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ME SNEEZE AGAIN. 210 00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:07,816 I READ THAT 1,000 MILLIGRAMS OF VITAMIN "C" DAILY 211 00:21:07,816 --> 00:21:10,319 KEEPS YOU IN PERFECT HEALTH. 212 00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:12,821 THAT'S A LOT OF ORANGES. 213 00:21:12,821 --> 00:21:15,824 THERE ARE PILLS. I'VE SEEN THEM. 214 00:21:15,824 --> 00:21:19,828 PILLS. THAT'S THE MODERN WAY TO DO THINGS. 215 00:21:19,828 --> 00:21:21,830 THIS IS NATURAL. 216 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:25,334 BESIDES, I GET MY EXERCISE THAT WAY. 217 00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:28,837 CLARK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE JEALOUS. 218 00:21:28,837 --> 00:21:30,339 I DON'T? 219 00:21:30,339 --> 00:21:32,841 YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH GOING FOR YOU. 220 00:21:32,841 --> 00:21:34,343 I DO? 221 00:21:34,343 --> 00:21:36,845 DO YOU MIND A LITTLE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM? 222 00:21:36,845 --> 00:21:38,347 ACTUALLY, YES-- 223 00:21:38,347 --> 00:21:41,350 BE MORE AGGRESSIVE. GO FROM INSTINCT. 224 00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:44,353 YOU WANT SOMETHING, GO FOR IT. 225 00:21:44,353 --> 00:21:46,355 THAT'S WHAT I DO. 226 00:21:46,355 --> 00:21:47,856 YES, I'VE NOTICED. 227 00:21:47,856 --> 00:21:49,858 PERHAPS I COULD HELP. 228 00:21:49,858 --> 00:21:51,360 OH, THANKS. 229 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,362 LET ME SEE NOW. 230 00:21:53,362 --> 00:21:57,366 PUT THE ORANGE IN THERE. THAT'S VERY CLEVER. 231 00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:00,869 CLARK. 232 00:22:02,871 --> 00:22:05,374 I WOULDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS 233 00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:08,377 IF I DIDN'T REALLY CARE. 234 00:22:09,878 --> 00:22:11,380 YOU DO? 235 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,382 MM-HMM. 236 00:22:13,382 --> 00:22:15,384 WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR? 237 00:22:16,885 --> 00:22:18,387 FRIENDS, HUH? 238 00:22:18,387 --> 00:22:19,888 MM-HMM. 239 00:22:23,392 --> 00:22:25,394 HERE, CLARK. 240 00:22:25,394 --> 00:22:27,396 HERE'S TO FRIENDSHIP. 241 00:22:29,398 --> 00:22:31,400 HMM. 242 00:22:33,235 --> 00:22:34,236 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 243 00:22:49,251 --> 00:22:51,753 THIS IS HOW IT ENDS 244 00:22:51,753 --> 00:22:55,757 FOR THE GREATEST CRIMINAL MIND OF OUR TIME. 245 00:22:55,757 --> 00:22:58,760 HOW DO THEY REWARD LEX LUTHOR, 246 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,762 THE WORLD'S GREATEST GENIUS? 247 00:23:00,762 --> 00:23:03,265 WHAT DO THEY GIVE HIM? 248 00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:05,267 LIFE PLUS 25, LUTHOR. 249 00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:07,269 GET TO WORK. 250 00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:12,274 DON'T FEEL BAD, MR. LUTHOR. 251 00:23:12,274 --> 00:23:14,276 IT ALMOST WORKED. 252 00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:17,279 CALIFORNIA ALMOST FELL IN THE OCEAN. 253 00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:19,281 MILLIONS WAS ALMOST KILLED. 254 00:23:19,281 --> 00:23:22,284 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR SUPERMAN... 255 00:23:22,284 --> 00:23:25,787 I WANT MY LIBERACE RECORD BACK TONIGHT. 256 00:23:25,787 --> 00:23:27,789 IT HAS A SCRATCH. 257 00:23:27,789 --> 00:23:31,793 WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A GUY LIKE THAT? 258 00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:36,298 THEY CAN'T EVEN TRACE HIM ON RADAR. 259 00:23:36,298 --> 00:23:38,300 EVERY TIME THEY TRY, HE FLIES OFF. 260 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,301 WHERE? 261 00:23:39,801 --> 00:23:40,802 NORTH. 262 00:23:40,802 --> 00:23:42,804 WHY? 263 00:23:42,804 --> 00:23:44,306 TO SKI? 264 00:23:44,306 --> 00:23:46,808 OTIS, EVERY MAN HAS HIS VULNERABLE POINT. 265 00:23:47,309 --> 00:23:49,811 SOME, LIKE YOU, OTIS, HAVE MORE THAN ONE. 266 00:23:50,312 --> 00:23:52,314 I DIDN'T SEE SUPERMAN'S IN TIME. 267 00:23:52,814 --> 00:23:53,815 BUT NOW, THROUGH PATIENCE, 268 00:23:54,316 --> 00:23:56,318 INVENTION, AND SKILL... 269 00:23:56,318 --> 00:24:00,822 MY LITTLE BLACK BOX IS JUST ABOUT READY. 270 00:24:00,822 --> 00:24:03,825 THAT LITTLE BLACK BOX ON OUR SHELF? 271 00:24:03,825 --> 00:24:05,827 SHH! 272 00:24:07,329 --> 00:24:10,332 THAT LITTLE BLACK BOX, MR. LUTHOR, 273 00:24:10,332 --> 00:24:12,834 I MEAN, WHAT'S IT FOR? 274 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,836 THAT LITTLE BLACK BOX 275 00:24:14,836 --> 00:24:18,340 GOES BEYOND ANY CONVENTIONAL RADAR. 276 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,842 IT TRACKS ALPHA WAVES. 277 00:24:20,842 --> 00:24:23,345 OH. 278 00:24:23,345 --> 00:24:25,847 ALPHA WAVES. HMM. 279 00:24:30,852 --> 00:24:34,356 THOSE ALPHA WAVES WILL TAKE ME NORTH... 280 00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:36,358 TO HIS SECRET, 281 00:24:36,358 --> 00:24:40,862 AND HIS SECRET WILL GIVE ME SUPERMAN. 282 00:24:43,365 --> 00:24:44,366 [BEEPS] 283 00:24:44,866 --> 00:24:47,369 Radio: JAPAN IS 196 AT .5. 284 00:24:47,369 --> 00:24:50,872 WE OUGHT TO SEE... 285 00:24:50,872 --> 00:24:52,874 YOU FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BALL 286 00:24:52,874 --> 00:24:54,876 FOR A WHILE. 287 00:24:54,876 --> 00:24:57,379 THING'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 288 00:24:57,379 --> 00:24:59,381 SOMEBODY'S GOT TO CHECK UP 289 00:24:59,381 --> 00:25:01,383 ON THOSE GUYS. 290 00:25:01,383 --> 00:25:04,386 I KEEP ON FORGETTING ABOUT THEM. 291 00:25:04,386 --> 00:25:06,888 THEY'RE UP THERE 45 DAYS. 292 00:25:06,888 --> 00:25:10,392 THE WHOLE WORLD'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT. 293 00:25:10,392 --> 00:25:12,894 HOUSTON CALLING ARTEMIS II. 294 00:25:12,894 --> 00:25:15,897 HOUSTON CALLINGARTEMIS II. 295 00:25:15,897 --> 00:25:17,399 MORNING, HOUSTON. 296 00:25:17,399 --> 00:25:19,401 OH, HELLO, NATE. 297 00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:21,403 HOW ARE THINGS GOING? 298 00:25:21,403 --> 00:25:24,406 ALL SYSTEMS NORMAL, HOUSTON. 299 00:25:24,406 --> 00:25:27,409 ANDY'S OUT DOING THE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY. 300 00:25:27,409 --> 00:25:29,911 AND MORE ROCKS, RIGHT? NICE. 301 00:25:29,911 --> 00:25:33,415 COSMONAUT BORIS IS GETTING SOME SOIL SAMPLES. 302 00:25:33,415 --> 00:25:35,917 BORIS AND I ARE ENGAGED. 303 00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:39,421 I HAD A FEELING ABOUT YOU GUYS. 304 00:25:39,921 --> 00:25:42,924 JUST A LITTLE DETENTE HUMOR THERE, HOUSTON. 305 00:25:42,924 --> 00:25:44,926 SURFACE CONDITIONS UNCHANGED? 306 00:25:44,926 --> 00:25:47,429 IT'S MIGHTY PRETTY OUT THERE. 307 00:25:47,429 --> 00:25:50,432 MIGHTY...PRETTY. 308 00:25:50,432 --> 00:25:51,433 MIGHTY PRETTY. 309 00:25:51,933 --> 00:25:53,435 RIGHT. 310 00:25:53,435 --> 00:25:55,437 UH, LOOK, NATE. 311 00:25:55,437 --> 00:25:57,939 NATE, WAKE UP, WILL YOU? 312 00:25:57,939 --> 00:25:59,941 THAT'S IT. I'M DREAMING. 313 00:25:59,941 --> 00:26:01,943 ARTEMIS,COME IN. 314 00:26:01,943 --> 00:26:05,447 WELL, UH, HOUSTON, WE SEEM TO HAVE 315 00:26:05,447 --> 00:26:07,449 AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT. 316 00:26:07,449 --> 00:26:08,950 UNIDENTIFIED? 317 00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:10,952 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 318 00:26:10,952 --> 00:26:15,457 A LOT LIKE A... LIKE A GIRL. 319 00:26:35,977 --> 00:26:37,479 YOU. 320 00:26:37,479 --> 00:26:38,980 UH... 321 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:41,483 WHAT KIND OF CREATURE ARE YOU? 322 00:26:41,483 --> 00:26:42,484 JUST A MAN. 323 00:26:42,484 --> 00:26:44,486 A MAN? 324 00:27:06,007 --> 00:27:06,508 [HISS] 325 00:27:07,008 --> 00:27:08,009 AAH! 326 00:27:30,031 --> 00:27:31,533 AAH! 327 00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:39,541 OOH! 328 00:27:45,046 --> 00:27:46,548 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 329 00:27:47,048 --> 00:27:49,551 WHAT A FRAGILE SORT OF LIFE FORM. 330 00:27:49,551 --> 00:27:51,052 NYET. 331 00:28:09,571 --> 00:28:11,072 OOH! 332 00:28:16,077 --> 00:28:18,079 [BEEPING] 333 00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:19,581 HOUSTON, COME IN. 334 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:30,091 COME IN, HOUSTON. 335 00:28:30,592 --> 00:28:32,594 ATTEMPTING MANUAL LIFTOFF. 336 00:28:32,594 --> 00:28:34,596 CAN SOMEBODY HEAR ME? 337 00:28:34,596 --> 00:28:36,097 HOUSTON! 338 00:28:36,097 --> 00:28:37,098 AAH! 339 00:28:41,102 --> 00:28:43,104 HOUSTON! 340 00:28:43,104 --> 00:28:46,608 OH, NO! NO. 341 00:28:46,608 --> 00:28:48,109 HELP ME. 342 00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:50,612 NO! 343 00:28:54,115 --> 00:28:56,117 ARTEMIS, THIS IS HOUSTON. 344 00:28:56,117 --> 00:28:57,619 WHAT'S UP? 345 00:28:57,619 --> 00:28:59,621 ARTEMIS, HOUSTON CALLING. 346 00:28:59,621 --> 00:29:01,623 WHAT'S GOING ON? 347 00:29:01,623 --> 00:29:03,625 AW, HELL. WE'VE LOST CONTACT. 348 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:04,626 SO? 349 00:29:04,626 --> 00:29:06,628 WELL, I MEAN, REALLY! 350 00:29:06,628 --> 00:29:08,129 ARTEMIS, COME IN, PLEASE. 351 00:29:08,129 --> 00:29:09,631 HOUSTON CALLING. 352 00:29:09,631 --> 00:29:11,633 WHAT DID HE SAY? 353 00:29:11,633 --> 00:29:13,635 HE SAW A GIRL? 354 00:29:13,635 --> 00:29:15,637 I THOUGHT HE SAID CURL. 355 00:29:16,137 --> 00:29:18,139 WHAT'S A CURL? 356 00:29:18,139 --> 00:29:21,142 ISN'T THAT WHAT THE OLD CANAVERAL GUYS 357 00:29:21,142 --> 00:29:23,144 CALLED A COMET? 358 00:29:23,645 --> 00:29:27,148 I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL THEN. 359 00:29:27,148 --> 00:29:29,651 STRANGE. 360 00:29:29,651 --> 00:29:33,154 I TORE THOSE METAL FIBERS LIKE PAPER. 361 00:29:33,154 --> 00:29:36,157 AND WHAT HE DID WAS AMAZING. 362 00:29:36,157 --> 00:29:38,159 SOMETHING IS HAPPENING. 363 00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:40,662 YES, TO ALL OF US. 364 00:29:42,163 --> 00:29:44,165 THE CLOSER WE COME 365 00:29:44,165 --> 00:29:47,669 TO AN ATMOSPHERE WITH ONLY ONE SUN-- 366 00:29:47,669 --> 00:29:49,671 A YELLOW SUN-- 367 00:29:49,671 --> 00:29:52,173 THE MORE OUR MOLECULAR DENSITY 368 00:29:52,173 --> 00:29:54,175 GIVES US UNLIMITED POWERS. 369 00:29:54,175 --> 00:29:58,179 THEY COME FROM THERE, A PLACE CALLED HOUSTON. 370 00:29:58,179 --> 00:30:01,182 THEN WE WILL GO THERE, TOO, 371 00:30:01,182 --> 00:30:02,684 TO RULE. 372 00:30:02,684 --> 00:30:04,686 FINALLY, TO RULE. 373 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,242 380, OUT. 374 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,744 381, OUT. 375 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:32,747 382, OUT. 376 00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:35,750 383, OUT. 377 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,753 384, OUT. 378 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:41,756 385, OUT. 379 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,262 LIGHTS OUT, LUTHOR! 380 00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:50,765 I SAID LIGHTS OUT! 381 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:56,771 YOU GUYS ARE ABOUT 10 SECONDS AWAY FROM SOLITARY. 382 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,273 YOU KNOW THAT? 383 00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:00,775 I TOLD YOU TO... 384 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,796 FREEZE! FREEZE! 385 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,802 AAH! 386 00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:33,808 TV: THE WAY THE GIANTS... 387 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:36,311 GO OUT THERE AND FIND IT. 388 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,313 WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR? 389 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:41,316 YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU SEE IT. 390 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:44,319 PSSHT. 391 00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:55,330 I THINK I FOUND IT! 392 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,338 WHAT IS IT? 393 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:06,341 IT'S A LADDER, YOU DUMMY. 394 00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,344 HI, MISS TESCHMACHER! 395 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,845 SHH. 396 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,347 PSSH. PSSH. 397 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:19,354 [WHISPERING] COME ON. 398 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,356 HURRY UP. 399 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:23,358 HURRY UP! 400 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,859 AAH! 401 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,861 COME ON, HURRY. 402 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:31,866 OTIS, HOLD THAT LADDER. HURRY UP! 403 00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:33,868 10-YARD LINE. TOUCHDOWN! 404 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:35,870 OH, WHAT A PLAY! 405 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,380 COME UP! 406 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,882 HERE I COME, MR. LUTHOR. 407 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,885 OH, OTIS! 408 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,887 WE'RE SINKING. 409 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,389 GET OFF! 410 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,396 [ALARM SOUNDS] 411 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:02,897 [DOGS BARKING] 412 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,434 EXCUSE ME. 413 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:44,439 IF YOU'D LIKE TO CARRY MRS...."SMITH" 414 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,940 OVER THE THRESHOLD... 415 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,442 HUH? 416 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,943 IT'S TRADITIONAL. 417 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:51,946 I'LL HELP IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE LIFTING. 418 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:53,448 OH, NO. 419 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:54,949 HONEY? 420 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,951 THANKS. I'LL WALK. 421 00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:58,453 CERTAINLY, DEAR. 422 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,455 WELL...HERE YOU ARE. 423 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,457 WELL, SURE IS PINK. 424 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,459 CAREFUL WITH THE BAGS. 425 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:07,962 IS THIS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO HONEYMOON HAVEN, 426 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:09,964 TOGETHER, ANYWAY? 427 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:11,466 YES. 428 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:14,469 LET ME SHOW YOU OUR SPECIAL FEATURES. 429 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:17,472 THESE ARE OUR FLAMES OF LOVE. 430 00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:21,476 IF YOU WANT THE FLAMES TO GO HIGH, 431 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:22,977 PULL THIS. 432 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:24,979 LOOK, DEAR. THAT'S ROMANTIC. 433 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,482 IN JULY? 434 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,483 HONEY. 435 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:30,485 FOR A NOMINAL CHARGE, 436 00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:32,487 OUR PHOTOGRAPHER WILL PREPARE 437 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,988 A SOUVENIR ALBUM. 438 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,990 HE'LL PHOTOGRAPH YOU 439 00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:38,493 IN OUR MORE INTIMATE LOCATIONS-- 440 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:42,497 IN THE TUB FOR 2, ON THE BEARSKIN RUG-- 441 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:44,499 GEE. REAL POLYESTER. 442 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,501 AND HERE'S...THE BED. 443 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,503 RIGHT. THANK YOU. 444 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,505 THANK YOU, SIR. 445 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,007 OH, OF COURSE. 446 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:56,511 THANK YOU. 447 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,012 THANK YOU, SIR. 448 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:01,015 AND HAVE A HAPPY... WHATEVER. 449 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,520 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 450 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,522 POSING AS NEWLYWEDS 451 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:11,526 TO EXPOSE A HONEYMOON RACKET IN NIAGARA FALLS. 452 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:15,029 WHAT A WASTE OF A GREAT WRITER. WRITERS. 453 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:19,534 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A PULITZER PRIZE 454 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:22,036 WRITING ABOUT A PINK BEAR? 455 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,038 I DON'T KNOW, LOIS. 456 00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:27,542 THIS KIND OF THING SHOULD BE EXPOSED. 457 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:31,546 THEY TAKE KIDS FOR EVERY CENT THEY CAN GET. 458 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:35,550 ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS IS NICE, LOIS. 459 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,051 COMPLIMENTARY CHAMPAGNE. 460 00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:39,053 KISSING CONTEST TONIGHT. 461 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,556 UH, LOIS, WOULD... UH, NO. 462 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:43,558 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 463 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,059 LOIS? 464 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,061 GEE. 465 00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:51,065 LOOK WHAT I FOUND. COMPLIMENTARY CORSAGE. 466 00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:53,067 EVERYTHING'S COMPLIMENTARY AROUND HERE 467 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:55,570 TILL YOU GET THE BILL. 468 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:59,574 GEE, YOU LOOK... YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY. 469 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:02,076 THANK YOU, CLARK. 470 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:03,578 SURE. 471 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:08,082 YOU KNOW, LOIS, I WAS SORT OF THINKING... 472 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:10,585 WELL, I...WAS WONDERING 473 00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:14,589 WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO ABOUT THE ARRANGEMENTS. 474 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,591 WHAT ARRANGEMENTS, CLARK? 475 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,093 WELL, UM... 476 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:21,596 I WAS THINKING... 477 00:36:22,096 --> 00:36:25,099 PRIMARILY ABOUT THE, UM, S-SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS. 478 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:27,101 MR. SMITH? 479 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:28,102 UH-HUH. 480 00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:30,104 THE COMPLIMENTARY COUCH. 481 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:31,606 RIGHT. 482 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,107 WHAT? 483 00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:34,609 OOH. 484 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:35,610 OOH. 485 00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:37,612 UM. 486 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:41,115 GOSH. IT'S ALIVE. 487 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,621 VERY GOOD, MISS TESCHMACHER. 488 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,623 WHY AM I HERE? 489 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:53,127 MISS TESCHMACHER, IS THIS A PHILOSOPHY SEMINAR? 490 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,129 NO. 491 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:57,131 THIS IS A GETAWAY. 492 00:36:57,131 --> 00:37:00,134 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO OTIS? 493 00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:02,136 WHAT IS BALLAST FOR? 494 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:06,140 MISS TESCHMACHER, NORTH. 495 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:08,142 DUE NORTH. 496 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:10,144 RIGHT. 497 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:11,646 NORTH. 498 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,334 WHERE'S JIMMY OLSEN? 499 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,336 GOLLY. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 500 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,338 YEAH, IT'S GORGEOUS. GORGEOUS. 501 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,839 LOIS. LOOK. 502 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,841 EVERYBODY'S HOLDING HANDS. 503 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:42,843 MAYBE WE SHOULD, TOO. 504 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,845 HERE'S MY HAND, CLARK. 505 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,347 THANKS. 506 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,849 THEY'RE AFRAID TO LET GO. 507 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:50,851 IF THEY LET GO, 508 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:53,354 HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THE LAWYER. 509 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,856 THEY LOOK HAPPY TO ME. 510 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:58,359 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BLIND. 511 00:37:58,859 --> 00:37:59,860 OH, YEAH. 512 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,362 HERE. 513 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,863 I'VE GOT IT. 514 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:05,866 YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK AFTER YOURSELF. 515 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:08,869 YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE PAIR OF EYES. 516 00:38:08,869 --> 00:38:11,872 HERE. DON'T SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING... 517 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:13,374 THANK YOU. 518 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,379 SON? 519 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,880 BE CAREFUL! 520 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,383 GET DOWN! GET DOWN! 521 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:24,885 [SPANKING] 522 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:28,389 YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 523 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:34,395 LOIS, DID YOU SEE WHAT ALMOST HAPPENED HERE? 524 00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:35,896 I'M HUNGRY. 525 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,398 YOU HUNGRY? 526 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:39,400 LOIS, YOU'RE AMAZING. 527 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,901 WHY? 528 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:43,404 YOU'RE STANDING IN FRONT OF 529 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:46,407 ONE OF NATURE'S MOST AWESOME SPECTACLES 530 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,908 AND THINKING ABOUT FOOD. 531 00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:51,412 ONCE A GIRL'S SEEN SUPERMAN IN ACTION, 532 00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:53,914 NIAGARA FALLS LEAVES YOU COLD. 533 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:55,916 HIM AGAIN, HUH? 534 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:58,419 OH, I'M SORRY. 535 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:01,922 I HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND. 536 00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:03,924 IT SAYS I'M HUNGRY. 537 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:05,426 HOT DOG? 538 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:06,927 HOT DOG. 539 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:08,929 AND SOME ORANGE JUICE-- 540 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:11,432 FRESHLY SQUEEZED. I KNOW. 541 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,938 WE CAN'T GET OVER THERE. 542 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,440 MOM, LOOK! 543 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,443 UH-HUH. YEAH, HONEY. THAT'S NICE. 544 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:28,449 OK, THAT'S 2 WITH MUSTARD AND RELISH. 545 00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:31,452 AAH! 546 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:32,953 MY GOD! 547 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,956 HELP! 548 00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:37,958 HELP! 549 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,961 SOMEBODY HELP! 550 00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:42,963 AAH! 551 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:44,465 AAH! 552 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:45,466 HELP! 553 00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:56,477 THERE'S SUPERMAN! 554 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,979 WAY TO GO, SUPERMAN! 555 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,482 WOW! 556 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,985 I GOT A GREAT SHOT OF THAT. 557 00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,987 WHAT A NICE MAN! 558 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:08,989 OF COURSE HE'S JEWISH. 559 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,503 THERE YOU GO. 560 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,004 AGAIN! AGAIN! 561 00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:28,008 I'M SORRY. ONLY ONE RIDE TO A CUSTOMER. 562 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,511 SUPERMAN, IT'S ME. LOIS. 563 00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:32,513 YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT. 564 00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:34,515 IT'S ME. IT'S LOIS. 565 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:38,519 IT'S LOIS LANE. 566 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,021 WELL...HELLO AND GOOD-BYE. 567 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,023 WHAT'S THE HURRY, 568 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:47,027 SEEING AS YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN NIAGARA FALLS? 569 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:50,030 HAPPEN TO BE IN NIAGARA FALLS, 570 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,032 AND CLARK... 571 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:56,036 CLARK IS NOT AROUND, AS USUAL. 572 00:40:57,037 --> 00:40:58,539 HMM. 573 00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:10,551 [WHISTLES] 574 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,052 LOIS. 575 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:13,554 UM... 576 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,056 HEY, LOIS. 577 00:41:16,056 --> 00:41:17,057 HERE. 578 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:18,559 WHERE WERE YOU? 579 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:20,561 I WAS GETTING HOT DOGS. 580 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,062 IT SEEMS STRANGE 581 00:41:22,062 --> 00:41:25,065 THAT EVERY TIME SUPERMAN'S AROUND, 582 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,067 YOU DISAPPEAR. 583 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:29,069 SUPERMAN? HE WAS HERE? 584 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:30,070 MM-HMM. 585 00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:33,073 AND YOU WEREN'T. AS USUAL. 586 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:36,076 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT? 587 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:38,579 DARN! I FORGOT YOUR ORANGE JUICE. 588 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,080 CLARK. 589 00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:43,717 NO ORANGE JUICE? 590 00:41:53,727 --> 00:41:54,728 MUSH! MUSH! 591 00:41:55,229 --> 00:41:57,731 IAMMUSHING-- ON ICE AND SNOW. 592 00:41:58,232 --> 00:42:00,734 IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME? 593 00:42:01,235 --> 00:42:03,737 GOOD TIME? IS THAT ALL YOUR CARE ABOUT? 594 00:42:04,238 --> 00:42:05,239 NORTH, MISS TESCHMACHER. 595 00:42:05,739 --> 00:42:08,742 NORTH, NORTH, NORTH, NORTH. 596 00:42:08,742 --> 00:42:10,244 YES, LEX, NORTH. 597 00:42:10,244 --> 00:42:13,247 LOOK, IT'S HIS HOME. IT'S SUPERMAN'S HOME. 598 00:42:13,247 --> 00:42:16,250 OH, GOOD. MORE ICE. 599 00:42:22,256 --> 00:42:22,756 FANTASTIC. 600 00:42:23,257 --> 00:42:24,258 FANTASTIC. 601 00:42:24,258 --> 00:42:28,262 IT'S FANTASTIC! 602 00:42:29,763 --> 00:42:32,766 THE CONSTRUCTION GOES FAR BEYOND 603 00:42:33,267 --> 00:42:34,768 ANY KNOWN ARCHITECTURAL THEORY. 604 00:42:35,269 --> 00:42:36,270 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 605 00:42:36,770 --> 00:42:38,272 BEAUTIFUL. 606 00:42:46,780 --> 00:42:48,282 THIS PLACE IS GENIUS. 607 00:42:48,782 --> 00:42:50,284 GENIUS. 608 00:42:52,786 --> 00:42:53,787 LEX. 609 00:42:54,288 --> 00:42:55,789 I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 610 00:42:56,290 --> 00:42:57,291 NO, ME. 611 00:42:57,291 --> 00:42:58,292 OH! 612 00:42:58,792 --> 00:43:01,795 WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE CAREFUL? 613 00:43:02,796 --> 00:43:03,797 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 614 00:43:04,298 --> 00:43:05,299 BEAUTIFUL. 615 00:43:05,799 --> 00:43:07,301 IT HAS EVERYTHING. 616 00:43:07,801 --> 00:43:08,802 WRONG. 617 00:43:09,303 --> 00:43:12,306 WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BEFORE WE LEFT? 618 00:43:12,806 --> 00:43:15,309 THAT WAS 2 DAYS AGO. 619 00:43:19,313 --> 00:43:23,817 THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF CONTROL PANEL. 620 00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:28,822 DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 621 00:43:28,822 --> 00:43:30,824 DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 622 00:43:30,824 --> 00:43:32,326 ICE. 623 00:43:32,326 --> 00:43:34,328 DON'T TOUCH IT. 624 00:43:34,328 --> 00:43:36,330 IT'S NOT ICE. 625 00:43:36,330 --> 00:43:39,333 IT LOOKS LIKE A CRYSTAL. 626 00:43:44,338 --> 00:43:46,840 KRYPTONIAN MEMORY BANK-- 627 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,843 EDUCATION CRYSTAL NUMBER 308. 628 00:43:49,843 --> 00:43:52,846 I TOLD YOU IT WAS A CRYSTAL. 629 00:43:52,846 --> 00:43:54,848 EARTH CULTURE, SECTION B. 630 00:43:55,349 --> 00:43:59,853 TREES,BY JOYCE KILMER OF THE PLANET EARTH. 631 00:43:59,853 --> 00:44:01,355 WHAT THE-- 632 00:44:01,355 --> 00:44:04,858 I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE 633 00:44:04,858 --> 00:44:06,360 A POEM LOVELY AS A TREE. 634 00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:08,862 HE'S NOT HERE. 635 00:44:08,862 --> 00:44:11,365 IT'S A VOICE FROM THE PAST. 636 00:44:11,365 --> 00:44:13,367 THAT'S CUTE, VERY CUTE. 637 00:44:13,367 --> 00:44:15,869 A TREE THAT LOOKS AT-- 638 00:44:15,869 --> 00:44:18,372 I LIKE TREES. 639 00:44:18,372 --> 00:44:20,374 SO DO COCKER SPANIELS. 640 00:44:20,374 --> 00:44:22,376 GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE. 641 00:44:22,376 --> 00:44:25,379 NO, NO. THAT BIG ONE THERE. 642 00:44:33,887 --> 00:44:35,389 KAL-EL, MY SON, 643 00:44:35,889 --> 00:44:38,392 AS KEEPER OF KRYPTON'S ARCHIVES, 644 00:44:38,392 --> 00:44:40,394 IT FALLS TO ME TO TELL YOU 645 00:44:40,394 --> 00:44:42,896 THE DARKEST EPISODE IN OUR PLANET'S HISTORY. 646 00:44:42,896 --> 00:44:45,899 NOW, THIS I WANT TO HEAR. 647 00:44:45,899 --> 00:44:48,402 THERE APPEARED 3 REBEL ELEMENTS-- 648 00:44:48,402 --> 00:44:52,406 WHAT YOU WOULD CALL ON EARTH CRIMINALS. 649 00:44:52,406 --> 00:44:54,908 CRIMINALS? MY KIND OF PEOPLE. 650 00:44:54,908 --> 00:44:58,912 WE WERE UNABLE TO CHANGE THEIR EVIL NATURES. 651 00:44:58,912 --> 00:45:01,415 AS YOU KNOW, WE HAD NO DEATH PENALTY. 652 00:45:01,415 --> 00:45:03,917 SENSIBLE ENOUGH. 653 00:45:03,917 --> 00:45:07,421 THEREFORE, OUR SCIENTISTS CONSTRUCTED THE PHANTOM ZONE. 654 00:45:07,421 --> 00:45:11,425 IN IT WE PLACED THESE 3 ARCH-CRIMINALS, 655 00:45:11,425 --> 00:45:14,428 IMPRISONING THEM THERE FOR ALL ETERNITY. 656 00:45:14,428 --> 00:45:16,430 NO POSSIBILITY FOR PAROLE? 657 00:45:16,930 --> 00:45:18,932 YOUR FATHER, JOR-EL, 658 00:45:18,932 --> 00:45:21,435 THOUGHT LONG AND HARD UPON THAT QUESTION... 659 00:45:21,435 --> 00:45:23,937 I ASKED THE RIGHT QUESTION. 660 00:45:23,937 --> 00:45:26,440 AND THERE IS ONE DANGER. 661 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,942 THE PHANTOM ZONE MIGHT BE CRACKED 662 00:45:28,942 --> 00:45:31,945 BY A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION IN SPACE. 663 00:45:33,447 --> 00:45:35,449 I WISH YOU HAD NOT ASKED ME THAT. 664 00:45:35,449 --> 00:45:37,951 I DIDN'T ASK ANYTHING. 665 00:45:37,951 --> 00:45:39,453 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 666 00:45:39,453 --> 00:45:41,455 IF THEY WERE TO ESCAPE. 667 00:45:41,455 --> 00:45:44,458 ON KRYPTON, THESE VILLAINS WERE UNCONTROLLABLE. 668 00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:48,462 ON EARTH, THEY WOULD HAVE THE SAME POWERS, 669 00:45:48,962 --> 00:45:51,465 EACH ONE OF THEM, THAT YOU HAVE. 670 00:45:51,965 --> 00:45:52,966 THINK OF IT. 671 00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:58,972 3, COUNT THEM, 3 SUPERVILLAINS-- 672 00:45:58,972 --> 00:46:02,976 EACH ONE WITH HIS POWER, 673 00:46:02,976 --> 00:46:05,479 EACH ONE TOTALLY DEDICATED 674 00:46:05,979 --> 00:46:07,481 TO CORRUPTION, VIOLENCE, AND EVIL. 675 00:46:07,981 --> 00:46:11,985 THAT EXPLAINS THE 3 ALPHA WAVES I'VE BEEN GETTING. 676 00:46:11,985 --> 00:46:14,488 THEY'D NEED A CONTACT ON EARTH, 677 00:46:14,488 --> 00:46:16,490 SOMEONE WITH THE SAME CONTEMPT FOR LIFE, LIBERTY, 678 00:46:16,490 --> 00:46:18,992 AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. 679 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:22,496 I NEVER PUT IT TOGETHER BEFORE NOW. 680 00:46:22,996 --> 00:46:24,998 A GOOD REPORTER ISN'T SUPPOSED TO 681 00:46:25,499 --> 00:46:27,501 LET ANYTHING SLIP BY. 682 00:46:28,001 --> 00:46:32,506 I'M BEGINNING TO GET THE PICTURE. 683 00:46:33,006 --> 00:46:35,509 AS USUAL, LOIS, I REALLY DON'T KNOW 684 00:46:36,009 --> 00:46:38,512 WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 685 00:46:39,012 --> 00:46:42,015 I'LL MEET YOU BACK AT THE HOTEL. 686 00:46:42,015 --> 00:46:44,017 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, SUPERMAN? 687 00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:49,022 SORRY? 688 00:46:50,023 --> 00:46:53,527 I ADMIT YOUR DISGUISE IS NEARLY PERFECT. 689 00:46:53,527 --> 00:46:57,531 YOU HAD ME FOOLED, AND I'M NOBODY'S FOOL. 690 00:46:57,531 --> 00:46:59,533 OF COURSE NOT, LOIS. 691 00:46:59,533 --> 00:47:02,536 YOU JUST HAVE AN ACTIVE IMAGINATION. 692 00:47:02,536 --> 00:47:04,538 YOU GET CARRIED AWAY. 693 00:47:04,538 --> 00:47:08,542 LISTEN, I'M SO SURE YOU'RE SUPERMAN, 694 00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:10,043 I'LL BET MY LIFE ON IT. 695 00:47:10,544 --> 00:47:11,545 WHAT? 696 00:47:11,545 --> 00:47:13,547 NOW, IF I'M RIGHT, 697 00:47:13,547 --> 00:47:15,549 YOU'LL TURN INTO SUPERMAN... 698 00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:18,552 AND IF I'M WRONG, 699 00:47:19,052 --> 00:47:22,556 YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF ONE HELL OF A STORY. 700 00:47:23,056 --> 00:47:26,059 YOU THINK I'M SUPERMAN? 701 00:47:26,059 --> 00:47:29,062 YOU CERTAINLY HAVE SOME IMAGINATION, LOIS. 702 00:47:29,563 --> 00:47:31,565 YOU ALMOST HAD ME CONVINCED. 703 00:47:32,065 --> 00:47:33,567 BYE-BYE, BABY. 704 00:47:33,567 --> 00:47:35,068 OH! 705 00:47:37,571 --> 00:47:39,573 OH, MY GOD! 706 00:47:43,577 --> 00:47:45,078 EXCUSE ME, PLEASE! 707 00:47:45,078 --> 00:47:46,580 AAH! 708 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,582 AAH! 709 00:47:50,584 --> 00:47:52,085 HELP! 710 00:47:56,590 --> 00:47:58,091 SUPERMAN! 711 00:48:01,094 --> 00:48:02,095 LOIS, SWIM! 712 00:48:02,095 --> 00:48:03,597 SWIM! 713 00:48:04,097 --> 00:48:05,098 HELP! 714 00:48:05,098 --> 00:48:07,100 LOOK OUT FOR THE ROCKS. 715 00:48:07,601 --> 00:48:08,602 OH, GOD! 716 00:48:09,102 --> 00:48:10,604 CLARK! 717 00:48:16,610 --> 00:48:18,111 AAH! 718 00:48:18,111 --> 00:48:19,613 HELP! 719 00:48:25,619 --> 00:48:27,120 AAH! 720 00:48:33,627 --> 00:48:36,129 LOIS, GRAB THE BRANCH! 721 00:48:36,129 --> 00:48:38,131 WHAT? 722 00:48:40,634 --> 00:48:42,135 OH! 723 00:48:44,137 --> 00:48:46,139 HELP! 724 00:49:05,659 --> 00:49:07,661 LOIS, YOU ALL RIGHT? 725 00:49:11,665 --> 00:49:12,666 HERE. 726 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:14,668 I GOT YOU. 727 00:49:15,168 --> 00:49:16,670 OH! 728 00:49:18,171 --> 00:49:19,172 HERE! 729 00:49:23,677 --> 00:49:25,178 CLARK! 730 00:49:32,686 --> 00:49:35,689 YOU'RE WHAT I THOUGHT WAS SUPERMAN? 731 00:49:36,189 --> 00:49:37,190 SORRY. 732 00:49:37,691 --> 00:49:39,693 THIS IS REALLY EMBARRASSING. 733 00:50:08,755 --> 00:50:11,758 SO THIS IS PLANET HOUSTON. 734 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:16,763 A VERY STRANGE SURFACE. 735 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,290 [RATTLE] 736 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:03,810 A PRIMITIVE SORT OF LIFE FORM. 737 00:51:04,811 --> 00:51:05,812 OH! 738 00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:15,822 DID YOU SEE THAT? 739 00:51:15,822 --> 00:51:18,325 DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID? 740 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:21,828 I HAVE POWERS BEYOND REASON HERE. 741 00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:24,331 WE ALL HAVE THEM. 742 00:51:44,151 --> 00:51:48,155 I SURE MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT-- 743 00:51:48,155 --> 00:51:51,658 JUMPING IN THE RIVER, WAITING FOR MR. WONDERFUL, 744 00:51:51,658 --> 00:51:54,161 WHO OBVIOUSLY HAD BETTER THINGS TO DO. 745 00:51:54,161 --> 00:51:58,165 I'M SURE IT WAS IMPORTANT. 746 00:51:58,165 --> 00:52:01,168 AND THEN THINKING THAT YOU WERE... 747 00:52:03,170 --> 00:52:06,173 IF PERRY WHITE COULD SEE ME NOW. 748 00:52:10,177 --> 00:52:11,178 WHERE'S MY COMB? 749 00:52:11,178 --> 00:52:13,180 WHERE'S MY COMB? 750 00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:16,683 NOT ONLY HAVE I LOST MY MIND, 751 00:52:16,683 --> 00:52:18,685 I'VE LOST MY COMB. 752 00:52:18,685 --> 00:52:21,688 CLARK, PASS ME THAT BRUSH, PLEASE. 753 00:52:21,688 --> 00:52:23,190 SURE. 754 00:52:30,697 --> 00:52:32,699 CLARK! 755 00:52:32,699 --> 00:52:34,201 NO, NO. I'M OK. 756 00:52:34,201 --> 00:52:36,203 LET ME SEE YOUR HAND. 757 00:52:36,203 --> 00:52:37,704 IT'S ALL RIGHT, LOIS. 758 00:52:37,704 --> 00:52:40,207 LET ME LOOK AT IT. 759 00:52:49,216 --> 00:52:51,218 YOUARESUPERMAN. 760 00:52:51,218 --> 00:52:54,721 OH, LOIS, COME ON. DON'T BE S-- 761 00:53:14,741 --> 00:53:16,243 I'M SORRY. 762 00:53:16,743 --> 00:53:21,748 NO, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO BE SORRY ABOUT. 763 00:53:21,748 --> 00:53:25,252 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THAT. 764 00:53:25,252 --> 00:53:27,254 MAYBE YOU WANTED TO. 765 00:53:27,254 --> 00:53:30,257 I DON'T THINK I DID. 766 00:53:30,257 --> 00:53:34,261 MAYBE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WITH YOUR MIND, 767 00:53:34,261 --> 00:53:38,265 BUT MAYBE YOU WANTED TO WITH YOUR HEART. 768 00:53:42,269 --> 00:53:44,271 WE'D BETTER TALK. 769 00:53:49,276 --> 00:53:52,279 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 770 00:53:54,781 --> 00:53:57,284 THEN WE REALLY BETTER TALK. 771 00:53:58,785 --> 00:54:00,787 I'M LISTENING. 772 00:54:00,787 --> 00:54:03,290 WE CAN'T TALK HERE. 773 00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:05,292 PERRY'S GOING TO CALL 774 00:54:05,292 --> 00:54:07,794 TO FIND OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING. 775 00:54:07,794 --> 00:54:09,296 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 776 00:54:09,296 --> 00:54:12,299 THAT'S THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR. 777 00:54:15,802 --> 00:54:19,306 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO...TALK? 778 00:54:25,812 --> 00:54:26,813 LOIS... 779 00:54:29,316 --> 00:54:32,819 NOW THAT YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD KNOW IT ALL. 780 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,822 I WANT TO. 781 00:54:35,822 --> 00:54:38,325 LET'S GO TO MY PLACE. 782 00:54:40,827 --> 00:54:43,830 MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE FIRST. 783 00:54:48,335 --> 00:54:50,837 MAYBE YOU SHOULD, TOO. 784 00:55:19,032 --> 00:55:20,533 THEY HAVE A WIDE SELECTION. 785 00:55:20,533 --> 00:55:23,036 I CAN'T EAT FISH. 786 00:55:23,036 --> 00:55:26,539 EAT MEAT AND POTATOES. 787 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,042 BUT I'M EXPECTED TO EAT FISH. 788 00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:31,544 THEY GOT BEANS. 789 00:55:31,544 --> 00:55:35,548 I COME OUT IN A RASH IF I EAT BEANS. 790 00:55:35,548 --> 00:55:41,054 LOOK, DUANE, THEY HAVE A WIDE SELECTION. 791 00:55:41,054 --> 00:55:44,057 I THINK I'LL TRY THE FISH. 792 00:55:51,064 --> 00:55:53,066 FROM THE LOOK OF THEM, 793 00:55:53,566 --> 00:55:56,569 I'LL BET $10 THEY'RE FROM LOS ANGELES. 794 00:55:57,070 --> 00:55:59,572 [SIREN] 795 00:56:00,073 --> 00:56:02,075 HEY, YOU HIPPIES, 796 00:56:02,075 --> 00:56:04,577 GET YOUR BUTTS OFF THE ROAD. 797 00:56:05,078 --> 00:56:06,579 I LIKE THE GLOBE. 798 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:08,081 IT FLASHES RED, LIKE KRYPTON'S SUN, 799 00:56:08,081 --> 00:56:11,084 BUT NOT THIS IRRITATING NOISE. 800 00:56:11,084 --> 00:56:12,585 MAKE WAY. 801 00:56:12,585 --> 00:56:18,091 DID THAT SON OF A BITCH GIVE ME AN ORDER? 802 00:56:18,091 --> 00:56:20,093 DUANE, YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM. 803 00:56:20,593 --> 00:56:21,594 BUT, I... 804 00:56:21,594 --> 00:56:25,098 YOU GOT TO KICK ASS TO BE A PEACEMAKER. 805 00:56:33,106 --> 00:56:37,610 WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 806 00:56:37,610 --> 00:56:39,612 WHAT IS THIS SYMBOL? 807 00:56:39,612 --> 00:56:42,615 DO YOU FOLLOW ANOTHER LEADER? 808 00:56:42,615 --> 00:56:44,617 FOLLOW THE LEADER? 809 00:56:45,618 --> 00:56:48,121 HOLY SKUNK SWEAT! 810 00:56:48,121 --> 00:56:50,123 A WEAPON OF SOME SORT. 811 00:56:53,626 --> 00:56:55,128 OHH! 812 00:56:55,128 --> 00:56:56,629 OW! 813 00:56:56,629 --> 00:56:58,131 OW! 814 00:57:00,633 --> 00:57:02,635 HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT? 815 00:57:07,140 --> 00:57:08,141 [GUNSHOT] 816 00:57:10,143 --> 00:57:11,644 JESUS H. CHRIST. 817 00:57:13,146 --> 00:57:15,648 CRUDE NOISEMAKER. 818 00:57:28,661 --> 00:57:32,165 I'M JUST CHECKING THE TIRE, YOU KNOW. 819 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:41,601 WOW! THIS IS YOUR HOME? 820 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:45,104 ACTUALLY, I LIVE ABOUT 3 BLOCKS FROM YOU. 821 00:58:45,104 --> 00:58:48,107 NO. THIS IS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR ME. 822 00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:51,110 I WANTED YOU TO SEE IT. 823 00:58:51,110 --> 00:58:53,112 ARE YOU WARM ENOUGH? 824 00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:56,616 I SHOULD BE FREEZING, BUT I'M NOT. 825 00:58:56,616 --> 00:59:00,119 GOOD. COME ON. LET ME SHOW YOU. 826 00:59:09,929 --> 00:59:12,932 MMMPH. 827 00:59:33,453 --> 00:59:34,454 MMMPH! 828 00:59:37,957 --> 00:59:42,462 YOU SEE? YOU ONLY SMELL STRONG. 829 00:59:44,464 --> 00:59:46,466 WHOA, BABY. 830 00:59:47,967 --> 00:59:49,469 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE 831 00:59:49,469 --> 00:59:52,972 I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE MY PLACE 832 00:59:52,972 --> 00:59:54,974 IN THE ORCHESTRA. 833 00:59:54,974 --> 00:59:56,976 OH, MY. 834 00:59:56,976 --> 00:59:59,479 THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN. 835 00:59:59,479 --> 01:00:01,481 HEY, SWEET THING. 836 01:00:01,481 --> 01:00:05,485 SIT THEM BUNS DOWN HERE. 837 01:00:10,490 --> 01:00:12,992 LET'S JUST HOLD HANDS. 838 01:00:15,495 --> 01:00:18,998 LET ME KNOW IF THIS TICKLES. 839 01:00:27,006 --> 01:00:31,010 THE RIGHT FRONT TIRE IS FLAT, DUANE. 840 01:00:35,515 --> 01:00:38,017 SHERIFF, WHAT HAPPENED? 841 01:00:39,018 --> 01:00:41,020 WILLIE... 842 01:00:41,521 --> 01:00:43,523 I THINK MY ARM'S BROKEN. 843 01:00:43,523 --> 01:00:48,027 GIRL OR NO GIRL, YOU'RE GOING TO SPIT TEETH. 844 01:00:54,033 --> 01:00:57,036 WHAT THE SAM HILL-- 845 01:01:02,041 --> 01:01:04,544 IS THAT YOU, BOOG? 846 01:01:12,051 --> 01:01:13,553 ALL RIGHT. 847 01:01:13,553 --> 01:01:15,054 GET 'EM UP! 848 01:01:15,555 --> 01:01:19,058 THESE HUMANS ARE BEGINNING TO BORE ME. 849 01:01:21,060 --> 01:01:25,064 AAH! 850 01:01:25,064 --> 01:01:28,067 HEY! 851 01:01:28,067 --> 01:01:29,569 PLEASE, MISTER! 852 01:01:30,069 --> 01:01:31,571 HE'S A GENERAL. 853 01:01:31,571 --> 01:01:35,074 PLEASE, MR. GENERAL, LET MY DADDY DOWN. 854 01:01:35,575 --> 01:01:36,576 HEY! 855 01:01:39,078 --> 01:01:40,079 YOU OK, JODY? 856 01:01:43,583 --> 01:01:45,585 YOU SEE, WHEN MY FATHER DIED, 857 01:01:46,085 --> 01:01:48,588 MY EARTH FATHER, I MEAN, 858 01:01:48,588 --> 01:01:52,091 I FOUND THIS CRYSTAL. 859 01:01:52,091 --> 01:01:53,593 HUH? 860 01:01:53,593 --> 01:01:56,596 UH, THIS IS HARD TO EXPLAIN. 861 01:01:56,596 --> 01:01:59,599 YOU SEE, IT CALLED TO ME. 862 01:01:59,599 --> 01:02:01,601 OH. 863 01:02:02,101 --> 01:02:04,103 AND IT BROUGHT ME HERE. 864 01:02:04,103 --> 01:02:07,607 IT HELPED ME TO BUILD THIS PLACE. 865 01:02:07,607 --> 01:02:10,610 WELL, ACTUALLY, IT BUILT IT, REALLY. 866 01:02:10,610 --> 01:02:14,614 THAT'S WHEN I LEARNED WHO I REALLY WAS 867 01:02:14,614 --> 01:02:17,617 AND WHAT I HAD TO DO. 868 01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:22,622 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 869 01:02:22,622 --> 01:02:24,624 DO YOU LIKE IT? 870 01:02:24,624 --> 01:02:26,125 LIKE IT? 871 01:02:26,125 --> 01:02:28,628 IT'S INCREDIBLE. 872 01:02:28,628 --> 01:02:30,129 I MEAN, NOT THAT 873 01:02:30,129 --> 01:02:33,132 IT COULDN'T USE A WOMAN'S TOUCH, 874 01:02:33,132 --> 01:02:35,134 ESPECIALLY AROUND DINNER TIME. 875 01:02:35,134 --> 01:02:36,135 DINNER. 876 01:02:36,636 --> 01:02:37,637 OH, I'M SORRY. 877 01:02:38,137 --> 01:02:40,640 I DON'T USUALLY DO TOO MUCH ABOUT-- 878 01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:43,643 TONIGHT, THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. 879 01:03:30,690 --> 01:03:32,191 I'M HOME. 880 01:03:32,191 --> 01:03:35,194 SHALL WE EAT? 881 01:03:35,194 --> 01:03:36,696 SURE. 882 01:03:36,696 --> 01:03:38,698 GREAT. 883 01:03:42,151 --> 01:03:44,704 THIS IS EAST HOUSTON, IDAHO-- 884 01:03:44,704 --> 01:03:50,209 UNTIL YESTERDAY, ANOTHER MIDDLE-AMERICAN TOWN. 885 01:03:50,209 --> 01:03:53,212 BUT TODAY THE POPULATION OF 123 886 01:03:53,212 --> 01:03:55,214 HAS INCREASED BY 3. 887 01:03:55,214 --> 01:03:57,216 THESE 3 NEW ARRIVALS 888 01:03:57,216 --> 01:03:59,719 BRING DESTRUCTION IN THEIR WAKE. 889 01:03:59,719 --> 01:04:03,222 AS I LOOK WEST INTO EAST HOUSTON, 890 01:04:03,222 --> 01:04:07,226 I SEE A TOWN GRIPPED WITH...FEAR. 891 01:04:07,727 --> 01:04:09,228 Man: WHO'S THE BIG GUY? 892 01:04:09,228 --> 01:04:11,731 HAVE YOU GOT THAT ONE? 893 01:04:12,231 --> 01:04:14,233 NO! 894 01:04:17,236 --> 01:04:18,738 COME IN. COME IN. 895 01:04:19,238 --> 01:04:21,741 WHO ELSE IS SEEING THIS? 896 01:04:21,741 --> 01:04:25,244 WITH THE SATELLITE LINKUP, JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY. 897 01:04:25,244 --> 01:04:26,746 THE WHOLE PLANET. 898 01:04:26,746 --> 01:04:28,748 THE WHOLE PLANET HOUSTON? 899 01:04:28,748 --> 01:04:31,751 EARTH. THE WHOLE PLANET EARTH. 900 01:04:33,753 --> 01:04:36,255 YOU MAY CONTINUE. 901 01:04:36,255 --> 01:04:38,758 AS THE EXTRAORDINARY STORY CONTINUES... 902 01:04:38,758 --> 01:04:40,760 ENOUGH OF THIS. 903 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,763 IF THE WHOLE PLANET IS WATCHING, 904 01:04:43,763 --> 01:04:47,266 CANNOT WE SHOW THEM SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING? 905 01:04:47,266 --> 01:04:49,769 Man: THROW DOWN YOUR ARMS AND SURRENDER! 906 01:04:50,269 --> 01:04:52,271 THIS IS AN ORDER! 907 01:04:53,272 --> 01:04:56,275 GENERAL ZOD DOES NOT TAKE ORDERS. 908 01:04:56,275 --> 01:04:58,778 HE GIVES THEM. 909 01:05:22,802 --> 01:05:24,804 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 910 01:05:53,332 --> 01:05:55,835 HE WAS RIGHT IN THE LINE OF THAT FIRE 911 01:05:55,835 --> 01:05:57,336 AND NOTHING HAPPENED TO HIM. 912 01:05:57,336 --> 01:05:58,838 I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SINCE SUPERMAN. 913 01:05:59,338 --> 01:06:02,341 THE NEWSBEAT CONTROL ROOM 914 01:06:02,341 --> 01:06:05,344 REPORTS THAT A HELICOPTER GUN SHIP FLEET... 915 01:06:05,344 --> 01:06:07,847 MR. PRESIDENT, CAN'T WE-- 916 01:06:07,847 --> 01:06:10,349 THERE'S NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO. 917 01:06:10,349 --> 01:06:13,853 THESE PEOPLE HAVE POWERS NOTHING CAN STOP. 918 01:06:13,853 --> 01:06:15,354 WHERE'S SUPERMAN? 919 01:06:15,354 --> 01:06:17,857 WHY DOESN'T HE DO SOMETHING? 920 01:06:17,857 --> 01:06:20,860 NUCLEAR WEAPONS STRIKES HAVE BEEN RULED OUT 921 01:06:20,860 --> 01:06:24,864 BECAUSE OF THE DANGER TO THE CIVILIAN POPULATION. 922 01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:40,746 STANDBY ROCKETS. 923 01:06:40,746 --> 01:06:42,248 FIRE ONE. 924 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,252 FIRE AGAIN. 925 01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:49,755 FIRE AGAIN. 926 01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:59,765 THE ROCKETS DIDN'T HAVE ANY EFFECT! 927 01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:01,267 LOOK. 928 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,769 THEY NEED MACHINES TO FLY. 929 01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:05,771 BANKING UP. 930 01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:07,273 WHAT BRAVERY! 931 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:10,276 BE NICE TO THEM, MY DEAR. 932 01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:12,278 BLOW THEM A KISS. 933 01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:14,280 [WHOOSH] 934 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,782 COMING IN ON TARGET. 935 01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:18,284 WAIT, WAIT! 936 01:07:18,784 --> 01:07:22,788 WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL! I DON'T UNDERSTAND! 937 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:26,792 WE'RE COMING DOWN! 938 01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:29,295 I CAN'T CONTROL IT! 939 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,310 I WIN! 940 01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:48,314 I ALWAYS WIN. 941 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:52,318 IS THERE NO ONE TO CHALLENGE ME? 942 01:07:58,824 --> 01:08:00,826 MMM! THAT WAS GOOD. 943 01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:03,829 I THOUGHT WE MIGHT... 944 01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:07,333 ABANDON THE ORANGE JUICE FOR ONCE. 945 01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:15,341 HERE. CHEERS. 946 01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:17,343 CHEERS. 947 01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:24,850 MUST BE TOUGH BEING CLARK KENT, ISN'T IT? 948 01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:26,352 NO, I REALLY... 949 01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:29,355 I REALLY LIKE IT SOMETIMES, 950 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:33,359 EVEN THOUGH I MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF. 951 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:38,864 IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM, I WOULDN'T HAVE MET YOU. 952 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:41,367 BUT... 953 01:08:41,867 --> 01:08:44,370 HEISYOU. 954 01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:47,873 IT'S KIND OF CONFUSING. 955 01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:49,875 NOT TO ME. 956 01:08:51,877 --> 01:08:55,381 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, 957 01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,383 EVERYTHING'S CLEAR. 958 01:09:20,821 --> 01:09:24,825 I'M GOING TO CHANGE INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE. 959 01:09:38,339 --> 01:09:40,341 COME FORWARD. 960 01:09:40,341 --> 01:09:42,843 YOUR GENERAL WISHES TO SPEAK. 961 01:09:43,344 --> 01:09:47,848 I AM GENERAL ZOD, YOUR RULER. 962 01:09:48,849 --> 01:09:50,351 YES. 963 01:09:50,351 --> 01:09:52,853 TODAY BEGINS A NEW ORDER. 964 01:09:52,853 --> 01:09:54,855 YOUR LANDS, YOUR POSSESSIONS, 965 01:09:54,855 --> 01:09:56,857 YOUR VERY LIVES 966 01:09:57,358 --> 01:10:00,861 WILL GLADLY BE GIVEN IN TRIBUTE TO ME. 967 01:10:00,861 --> 01:10:03,364 IN RETURN FOR YOUR OBEDIENCE, 968 01:10:03,364 --> 01:10:06,367 YOU WILL ENJOY MY GENEROUS PROTECTION. 969 01:10:06,367 --> 01:10:11,372 IN OTHER WORDS, YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO LIVE. 970 01:10:12,873 --> 01:10:15,376 SO YOU ARE A GENERAL. 971 01:10:16,877 --> 01:10:18,879 WHO IS YOUR SUPERIOR? 972 01:10:19,380 --> 01:10:21,882 I ANSWER ONLY TO THE PRESIDENT. 973 01:10:22,383 --> 01:10:24,385 HE WILL ANSWER TO ME! 974 01:10:24,385 --> 01:10:29,890 OR ALL HIS CITIES WILL END UP LIKE THIS. 975 01:10:29,890 --> 01:10:31,308 YOUR FATHER AND I 976 01:10:31,809 --> 01:10:34,311 ANTICIPATED YOUR EVERY QUESTION. 977 01:10:34,311 --> 01:10:37,815 WE HOPED YOU WOULD NOT ASK THIS ONE. 978 01:10:37,815 --> 01:10:41,819 SHE'S EVERYTHING I WANT IN LIFE. 979 01:10:41,819 --> 01:10:45,322 AND SHE, THE ONE YOU HAVE CHOSEN, 980 01:10:45,823 --> 01:10:47,825 SHE FEELS AS MUCH FOR YOU? 981 01:10:48,325 --> 01:10:49,326 YES. 982 01:10:49,326 --> 01:10:50,828 IF YOU INTEND 983 01:10:50,828 --> 01:10:54,832 TO LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH A MORTAL, 984 01:10:54,832 --> 01:10:57,835 YOU MUST LIVE ASA MORTAL. 985 01:10:57,835 --> 01:11:00,337 YOU MUST BECOME ONE OF THEM. 986 01:11:00,337 --> 01:11:04,842 THIS CRYSTAL CHAMBER HAS HARNESSED THE RAYS 987 01:11:04,842 --> 01:11:08,345 OF THE RED SUN OF KRYPTON. 988 01:11:08,846 --> 01:11:09,847 ONCE EXPOSED TO THESE RAYS, 989 01:11:10,347 --> 01:11:12,850 YOUR GREAT POWERS ON EARTH 990 01:11:12,850 --> 01:11:14,351 WILL DISAPPEAR FOREVER. 991 01:11:18,856 --> 01:11:20,357 BUT CONSIDER. 992 01:11:20,357 --> 01:11:23,360 ONCE IT IS DONE, THERE IS NO RETURN. 993 01:11:23,861 --> 01:11:25,362 YOU'LL BECOME AN ORDINARY MAN. 994 01:11:25,362 --> 01:11:28,866 YOU'LL FEEL LIKE AN ORDINARY MAN. 995 01:11:28,866 --> 01:11:32,870 YOU CAN BE HURT LIKE AN ORDINARY MAN. 996 01:11:42,379 --> 01:11:46,383 OH, MY SON, ARE YOU SURE? 997 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:55,392 MOTHER... 998 01:11:55,392 --> 01:11:56,894 I LOVE HER. 999 01:13:46,503 --> 01:13:51,508 YOU DID ALL THAT FOR ME? 1000 01:13:51,508 --> 01:13:54,511 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1001 01:13:54,511 --> 01:13:57,514 JUST SAY YOU LOVE ME. 1002 01:14:48,565 --> 01:14:52,569 THOUSANDS OF HOURS TO CREATE, DEFACED IN SECONDS. 1003 01:14:53,070 --> 01:14:56,073 IMAGINE WHAT THEY'LL DO TO THE WORLD IF WE RESIST. 1004 01:16:00,637 --> 01:16:04,641 THE WHOLE THING'S GOING TO FALL! WATCH IT! 1005 01:16:40,177 --> 01:16:43,680 YOU ARE THE ONE THEY CALL PRESIDENT? 1006 01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,182 I AM. 1007 01:16:45,182 --> 01:16:47,684 I SEE YOU ARE PRACTICED 1008 01:16:47,684 --> 01:16:50,187 IN WORSHIPPING THINGS THAT FLY. 1009 01:16:50,687 --> 01:16:52,689 GOOD. 1010 01:16:52,689 --> 01:16:55,192 RISE BEFORE ZOD. 1011 01:17:00,197 --> 01:17:01,698 NOW. 1012 01:17:01,698 --> 01:17:03,700 KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. 1013 01:17:16,713 --> 01:17:19,216 YOU ARE NOT THE PRESIDENT. 1014 01:17:19,216 --> 01:17:21,718 NO ONE WHO LEADS SO MANY 1015 01:17:22,219 --> 01:17:24,221 COULD POSSIBLY KNEEL SO QUICKLY. 1016 01:17:24,721 --> 01:17:26,223 THEY'RE PROTECTING ME. 1017 01:17:26,223 --> 01:17:28,225 I'M THE PRESIDENT. 1018 01:17:28,225 --> 01:17:32,729 I'LL KNEEL BEFORE YOU IF IT WILL SAVE LIVES. 1019 01:17:32,729 --> 01:17:34,231 IT WILL. 1020 01:17:34,231 --> 01:17:36,733 STARTING WITH YOUR OWN. 1021 01:17:49,246 --> 01:17:53,750 I DO THIS FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD. 1022 01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:55,252 BUT THERE'S ONE MAN 1023 01:17:55,252 --> 01:17:59,256 WHO WILL NEVER KNEEL BEFORE YOU. 1024 01:17:59,256 --> 01:18:02,759 WHO IS THIS IMBECILE? WHERE IS HE? 1025 01:18:02,759 --> 01:18:05,262 I WISH I KNEW. 1026 01:18:08,765 --> 01:18:10,767 OH, GOD. 1027 01:18:10,767 --> 01:18:11,768 ZOD. 1028 01:18:14,070 --> 01:18:15,572 HEY. 1029 01:18:15,572 --> 01:18:18,074 YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET OVER THERE. 1030 01:18:18,074 --> 01:18:21,578 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE SHY ONE. 1031 01:18:21,578 --> 01:18:26,082 I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN UP FOR ME. 1032 01:18:26,082 --> 01:18:29,586 I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU, LOIS. 1033 01:18:29,586 --> 01:18:32,589 I DID IT FOR US. 1034 01:18:33,089 --> 01:18:34,591 SEE? 1035 01:18:34,591 --> 01:18:38,094 I TOLD YOU WE'D FIND A HOT DOG PLACE. 1036 01:18:38,094 --> 01:18:42,098 IT SURE TAKES LONGER WHEN YOU CAN'T FLY. 1037 01:18:42,098 --> 01:18:44,100 HURRY UP. COME ON. 1038 01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:46,102 OOH! MY BACK'S STIFF. 1039 01:18:46,102 --> 01:18:49,105 COME ON. IT'S MY TREAT. 1040 01:18:52,108 --> 01:18:53,610 [HORN HONKS] 1041 01:18:53,610 --> 01:18:56,112 OH, BOY. IT'S MR. WONDERFUL. 1042 01:18:56,112 --> 01:18:58,114 THANK YOU. 1043 01:18:58,615 --> 01:19:00,116 GOOD EVENING, FOLKS. 1044 01:19:00,116 --> 01:19:03,620 DO YOU HAVE A MEN'S ROOM? 1045 01:19:03,620 --> 01:19:05,622 RIGHT IN THE CORNER. 1046 01:19:05,622 --> 01:19:07,624 WANT TO SIT DOWN? 1047 01:19:07,624 --> 01:19:09,125 YEAH. 1048 01:19:09,626 --> 01:19:12,128 WHAT WOULD YOU FOLKS LIKE? 1049 01:19:12,128 --> 01:19:16,132 I'D LIKE A CHEESEBURGER WITH EVERYTHING ON IT 1050 01:19:16,132 --> 01:19:18,635 AND A COKE AND FRIES AND A SIDE SALAD. 1051 01:19:18,635 --> 01:19:20,637 AND FOR YOU, SIR? 1052 01:19:20,637 --> 01:19:24,641 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT WHEN I GET BACK. 1053 01:19:24,641 --> 01:19:28,144 STEAK AND EGGS, ANNIE, OVER EASY, AND COFFEE. 1054 01:19:28,144 --> 01:19:31,147 I'M SORRY. THAT SEAT'S TAKEN. 1055 01:19:31,147 --> 01:19:33,149 IT IS NOW, SWEETHEART. 1056 01:19:33,149 --> 01:19:36,653 CAN I BUY YOU SOMETHING TO EAT? 1057 01:19:36,653 --> 01:19:38,154 NO, THANK YOU. 1058 01:19:38,154 --> 01:19:41,658 SIR, YOU'RE SITTING IN MY SEAT. 1059 01:19:41,658 --> 01:19:45,161 YOUR SEAT'S IN THERE, FOUR-EYES. 1060 01:19:45,161 --> 01:19:47,163 OH. 1061 01:19:47,163 --> 01:19:48,665 PERHAPS SOMEBODY 1062 01:19:48,665 --> 01:19:52,168 OUGHT TO TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS, SIR. 1063 01:19:52,168 --> 01:19:55,672 LET ME KNOW WHEN HE COMES IN. 1064 01:19:55,672 --> 01:19:58,174 LOOK, CLARK, WE CAN JUST-- 1065 01:19:58,174 --> 01:20:00,176 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 1066 01:20:00,176 --> 01:20:03,179 WOULD YOU CARE TO STEP OUTSIDE? 1067 01:20:03,179 --> 01:20:05,181 WOULD YOU STEP OUTSIDE? 1068 01:20:08,184 --> 01:20:10,687 LISTEN, ROCKY, YOUR STEAK'S COMING UP. 1069 01:20:11,187 --> 01:20:13,690 KEEP IT ON THE FLAME. 1070 01:20:13,690 --> 01:20:16,693 THIS IS JUST A MINUTE STEAK. 1071 01:20:16,693 --> 01:20:18,194 AFTER YOU. 1072 01:20:18,194 --> 01:20:19,696 CLARK. 1073 01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:25,201 CLARK! 1074 01:20:26,703 --> 01:20:28,705 YOU ALL RIGHT, FELLA? 1075 01:20:28,705 --> 01:20:32,208 HE'LL BE FINE. JUST GIVE ME THAT. 1076 01:20:32,208 --> 01:20:33,710 CLARK? 1077 01:20:33,710 --> 01:20:36,212 BLOOD. IT'S MY BLOOD. 1078 01:20:36,212 --> 01:20:39,215 MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO HIRE A BODYGUARD. 1079 01:20:39,215 --> 01:20:41,217 I DON'T WANT ONE. 1080 01:20:41,217 --> 01:20:45,722 I WANT THE MAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH. 1081 01:20:45,722 --> 01:20:48,725 I WISH HE WERE HERE. 1082 01:20:53,730 --> 01:20:55,231 CLARK! 1083 01:20:56,733 --> 01:20:59,235 YOU JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SENSE 1084 01:20:59,235 --> 01:21:01,237 TO STAY DOWN, DO YOU? 1085 01:21:05,241 --> 01:21:07,243 OHH! YOU... 1086 01:21:07,243 --> 01:21:09,245 YOU...YOU... 1087 01:21:09,245 --> 01:21:11,748 STOP IT! IT'S ALL OVER! 1088 01:21:11,748 --> 01:21:14,250 STOP IT! SIMMER DOWN! 1089 01:21:15,251 --> 01:21:17,754 I DON'T LIKE YOUR MEAT, ANYWAY. 1090 01:21:19,756 --> 01:21:21,758 OH, GOD. 1091 01:21:22,258 --> 01:21:24,761 OH...OH. 1092 01:21:27,764 --> 01:21:29,265 OHH... 1093 01:21:29,265 --> 01:21:30,767 CLARK? CLARK? 1094 01:21:31,768 --> 01:21:33,770 CLARK, CAN YOU GET UP? 1095 01:21:34,270 --> 01:21:36,773 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I GOT YOU. 1096 01:21:36,773 --> 01:21:38,942 GET UP IN THAT CHAIR. 1097 01:21:39,442 --> 01:21:40,443 SIT DOWN. 1098 01:21:40,944 --> 01:21:42,946 I'M ALL RIGHT. 1099 01:21:43,947 --> 01:21:45,448 OK, EVERYBODY, 1100 01:21:45,448 --> 01:21:47,951 HE'S ALL RIGHT. 1101 01:21:47,951 --> 01:21:51,454 JUST RELAX. I'LL TURN THE BOX ON. 1102 01:21:51,454 --> 01:21:55,458 WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR AN URGENT MESSAGE 1103 01:21:55,458 --> 01:21:57,460 FROM THE PRESIDENT. 1104 01:21:57,460 --> 01:21:59,963 THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT. 1105 01:21:59,963 --> 01:22:02,465 ON BEHALF OF MY COUNTRY 1106 01:22:02,465 --> 01:22:06,970 AND IN THE NAME OF THE OTHER WORLD LEADERS, 1107 01:22:06,970 --> 01:22:09,973 WITH WHOM I HAVE TODAY CONSULTED, 1108 01:22:09,973 --> 01:22:11,975 I HEREBY ABDICATE 1109 01:22:11,975 --> 01:22:15,979 ALL AUTHORITY AND CONTROL OVER THIS PLANET 1110 01:22:15,979 --> 01:22:18,481 TO GENERAL ZOD. 1111 01:22:18,481 --> 01:22:20,483 ZOD! 1112 01:22:20,483 --> 01:22:23,987 ONLY BY STRICT COMPLIANCE WITH ALL HIS DIRECTIONS 1113 01:22:23,987 --> 01:22:28,992 WILL THE LIVES OF INNOCENT MILLIONS BE SPARED. 1114 01:22:28,992 --> 01:22:31,494 SUPERMAN, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1115 01:22:31,494 --> 01:22:32,996 SUPERMAN, WHERE-- 1116 01:22:32,996 --> 01:22:34,998 WHO IS THIS SUPERMAN? 1117 01:22:34,998 --> 01:22:38,001 YOU'LL FIND OUT, GENERAL. WHEN YOU DO-- 1118 01:22:38,501 --> 01:22:41,004 COME TO ME, SUPERMAN, IF YOU DARE. 1119 01:22:41,004 --> 01:22:43,006 I DEFY YOU! 1120 01:22:43,006 --> 01:22:46,509 COME! COME AND KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! 1121 01:22:48,511 --> 01:22:50,513 ZOD! 1122 01:22:52,015 --> 01:22:53,016 HERE? WHEN? 1123 01:22:53,016 --> 01:22:55,018 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MAC, 1124 01:22:55,518 --> 01:22:57,520 ON A DESERT ISLAND? 1125 01:22:59,522 --> 01:23:02,025 I HAVE TO GO BACK. 1126 01:23:02,025 --> 01:23:05,028 YOU CAN'T. THERE'S NO WAY NOW. 1127 01:23:05,028 --> 01:23:07,030 I HAVE TO. 1128 01:23:07,030 --> 01:23:09,532 I'VE GOT TO TRY SOMETHING. 1129 01:23:09,532 --> 01:23:11,034 ANYTHING. 1130 01:23:11,034 --> 01:23:13,036 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 1131 01:23:13,036 --> 01:23:17,040 YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. 1132 01:23:18,041 --> 01:23:20,043 THEY KNEW. 1133 01:23:20,043 --> 01:23:21,544 I HEARD THEM, 1134 01:23:21,544 --> 01:23:24,547 BUT I JUST DIDN'T LISTEN. 1135 01:23:49,072 --> 01:23:50,573 OH, HEY. 1136 01:23:53,576 --> 01:23:55,078 LISTEN. 1137 01:23:55,078 --> 01:23:57,580 HEY, COME ON! PLEASE! 1138 01:23:58,581 --> 01:24:00,083 OH. 1139 01:24:00,083 --> 01:24:02,085 OHH. OH. 1140 01:24:41,124 --> 01:24:42,625 FATHER? 1141 01:24:42,625 --> 01:24:44,127 MOTHER? 1142 01:24:45,628 --> 01:24:49,632 BOY, I REALLY WISH YOU COULD HEAR ME 1143 01:24:49,632 --> 01:24:53,136 BECAUSE I NEED YOU. 1144 01:24:54,637 --> 01:24:56,139 SEE, I... 1145 01:24:59,642 --> 01:25:01,144 I, UH... 1146 01:25:02,145 --> 01:25:04,647 I FAILED. 1147 01:25:09,652 --> 01:25:12,155 FATHER! 1148 01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:16,085 MMMPH. 1149 01:26:25,094 --> 01:26:27,597 YOU'RE MASTER OF ALL YOU SURVEY. 1150 01:26:28,097 --> 01:26:32,602 AND SO I WAS YESTERDAY, AND THE DAY BEFORE. 1151 01:26:47,116 --> 01:26:49,118 HELLO, THERE. 1152 01:26:50,620 --> 01:26:52,121 LEX LUTHOR. 1153 01:26:53,122 --> 01:26:54,624 LEX LUTHOR. 1154 01:26:54,624 --> 01:26:57,126 POSSIBLY YOU'VE HEARD THE NAME. 1155 01:26:57,126 --> 01:27:00,129 THE GREATEST CRIMINAL MIND ON EARTH. 1156 01:27:00,129 --> 01:27:04,133 I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A PUNY PLANET. 1157 01:27:04,133 --> 01:27:08,137 WAIT TILL YOU GET TO KNOW ME BETTER. 1158 01:27:08,137 --> 01:27:09,639 WAIT! 1159 01:27:09,639 --> 01:27:12,642 LOOK, I-I-I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING. 1160 01:27:12,642 --> 01:27:16,646 I CAN GIVE YOU THE BRASS RING, THE-- 1161 01:27:16,646 --> 01:27:19,649 UNLIMITED FREEDOM TO MAIM, KILL, DESTROY, 1162 01:27:19,649 --> 01:27:22,151 PLUS LEX LUTHOR'S KEEN MIND, 1163 01:27:22,151 --> 01:27:24,153 LEX LUTHOR'S SAVVY, 1164 01:27:24,153 --> 01:27:26,155 LEX LUTHOR'S CAREER GUIDANCE, 1165 01:27:26,155 --> 01:27:28,658 LEX LUTHOR'S SCHOOL OF BETTER... 1166 01:27:28,658 --> 01:27:30,660 [CRUNCH] 1167 01:27:30,660 --> 01:27:32,662 WE HAVE ALL THIS WITHOUT YOU. 1168 01:27:32,662 --> 01:27:36,165 YOU CANNOT BARGAIN WITH WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE. 1169 01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:38,668 O MAGNIFICENT ONE, 1170 01:27:38,668 --> 01:27:43,172 I AM BARGAINING WITH WHATYOUDO NOT HAVE, 1171 01:27:43,172 --> 01:27:45,174 THE SON OF JOR-EL. 1172 01:27:45,174 --> 01:27:49,178 THE SON OF JOR-EL, ON THIS PLANET? 1173 01:27:49,178 --> 01:27:51,681 POSSIBLY YOU KNOW HIM BETTER 1174 01:27:51,681 --> 01:27:54,684 BY HIS NAME HE TRAVELS UNDER, 1175 01:27:54,684 --> 01:27:55,685 SUPERMAN. 1176 01:27:55,685 --> 01:27:57,687 AH. 1177 01:27:58,688 --> 01:28:00,690 SO THIS IS SUPERMAN. 1178 01:28:01,190 --> 01:28:03,693 HOW DO YOU KNOW JOR-EL? 1179 01:28:03,693 --> 01:28:07,697 O MY FULLNESS, AS I EXPLAINED TO YOU, 1180 01:28:07,697 --> 01:28:10,700 I'M ABOUT THE BEST THERE IS. 1181 01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:14,203 REVENGE. WE WILL KILL OUR JAILER'S SON. 1182 01:28:14,203 --> 01:28:15,705 REVENGE! 1183 01:28:15,705 --> 01:28:17,707 REVENGE! NOW WE'RE COOKING. 1184 01:28:17,707 --> 01:28:18,708 HE FLIES? 1185 01:28:18,708 --> 01:28:19,709 CONSTANTLY. 1186 01:28:19,709 --> 01:28:21,210 HE HAS POWERS LIKE OURS? 1187 01:28:21,210 --> 01:28:23,212 CERTAINLY, BUT, UH... 1188 01:28:24,714 --> 01:28:26,716 O MAGNIFICENT ONE, 1189 01:28:26,716 --> 01:28:30,720 HE IS JUST ONE, WHERE YOU ARE THREE. 1190 01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:32,221 GRRR! 1191 01:28:32,221 --> 01:28:35,224 4, IF YOU COUNT HIM TWICE. 1192 01:28:35,224 --> 01:28:36,225 WE'LL BRING HIM TO HIS KNEES! 1193 01:28:36,225 --> 01:28:37,727 WAIT. 1194 01:28:40,229 --> 01:28:42,231 FIRST YOU MUST FIND HIM. 1195 01:28:42,732 --> 01:28:45,735 ONLY LEX BABY KNOWS WHERE HE IS. 1196 01:28:45,735 --> 01:28:48,738 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1197 01:28:48,738 --> 01:28:53,242 GENERAL, THE WORLD IS A BIG PLACE. 1198 01:28:53,743 --> 01:28:58,247 THANK GOODNESS MY NEEDS ARE SMALL. 1199 01:28:59,749 --> 01:29:01,751 AS IT TURNS OUT, 1200 01:29:01,751 --> 01:29:05,755 I HAVE THIS AFFINITY FOR BEACHFRONT PROPERTY. 1201 01:29:05,755 --> 01:29:08,257 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1202 01:29:09,759 --> 01:29:11,928 AUSTRALIA. 1203 01:29:15,932 --> 01:29:17,433 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT. 1204 01:29:17,934 --> 01:29:22,939 WHERE IS HE? HE'S DECIDED TO DISAPPEAR. 1205 01:29:22,939 --> 01:29:26,943 MAYBE WE HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HIS GAME PLAN. 1206 01:29:26,943 --> 01:29:29,445 GAME PLAN? IT'S FOURTH DOWN. 1207 01:29:29,445 --> 01:29:31,948 THE 2-MINUTE WARNING HAS SOUNDED. 1208 01:29:31,948 --> 01:29:34,450 HOW BRILLIANT MUST YOU BE? 1209 01:29:35,952 --> 01:29:38,955 SUPERMAN'S GOT SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE. 1210 01:29:38,955 --> 01:29:41,457 WE JUST HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT. 1211 01:29:41,457 --> 01:29:43,459 HE'LL BE HERE! 1212 01:29:43,459 --> 01:29:46,963 IF IT'S POSSIBLE, HE'LL BE HERE. 1213 01:29:46,963 --> 01:29:47,964 SEE? 1214 01:29:48,464 --> 01:29:51,467 SHE KNOWS HIS PLAYS BETTER THAN ANYBODY. 1215 01:29:54,971 --> 01:29:56,973 YEAH, BETTER THAN ANYBODY. 1216 01:29:57,473 --> 01:29:59,976 MAYBE HE HASN'T HEARD ABOUT IT. 1217 01:29:59,976 --> 01:30:04,981 [RUMBLING] 1218 01:30:08,484 --> 01:30:10,486 SOUNDS LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE. 1219 01:30:52,028 --> 01:30:54,030 UHH! 1220 01:30:54,030 --> 01:30:56,032 QUICK, TAKE A PICTURE! 1221 01:30:58,534 --> 01:31:00,036 [SCREAMING] 1222 01:31:00,036 --> 01:31:02,538 QUICK, DOWN THE BACK WAY! 1223 01:31:08,544 --> 01:31:09,545 [CLANG] 1224 01:31:09,545 --> 01:31:12,048 OH! AAH! 1225 01:31:24,060 --> 01:31:25,561 YOU ALL RIGHT, CHIEF? 1226 01:31:25,561 --> 01:31:29,565 WHEN WILL THESE DUMMIES LEARN TO USE DOORKNOBS? 1227 01:31:30,066 --> 01:31:31,067 HI. 1228 01:31:31,567 --> 01:31:32,568 HIYA. 1229 01:31:33,069 --> 01:31:36,572 THEY'LL BE CLEANING THE WHITE HOUSE FOR MONTHS. 1230 01:31:36,572 --> 01:31:38,074 LEX LUTHOR. 1231 01:31:38,074 --> 01:31:42,078 YOU PROMISED ME THE SON OF JOR-EL. 1232 01:31:42,078 --> 01:31:44,080 OH, YES, YOUR GRACE. 1233 01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:47,583 I'VE GIVEN YOU THE NEXT BEST THING. 1234 01:31:47,583 --> 01:31:49,585 HOLD ON TO THAT LADY, 1235 01:31:49,585 --> 01:31:52,088 AND HE'LL BE ALONG. 1236 01:31:52,088 --> 01:31:55,091 SHE DOES HIS PUBLIC RELATIONS, 1237 01:31:55,091 --> 01:31:58,094 AND HE GIVES HER EVERY EXCLUSIVE... 1238 01:31:58,094 --> 01:32:01,097 THEY'RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. 1239 01:32:01,097 --> 01:32:04,600 WHAT AN UNDEMANDING MALE SUPERMAN MUST BE. 1240 01:32:05,101 --> 01:32:07,103 YOU NEED SOME TUCKS YOURSELF. 1241 01:32:07,103 --> 01:32:08,604 WAIT! 1242 01:32:08,604 --> 01:32:09,605 SORRY! 1243 01:32:09,605 --> 01:32:11,107 SHE LIVES. 1244 01:32:11,107 --> 01:32:14,610 KILL THE REST, STARTING WITH HIM. 1245 01:32:14,610 --> 01:32:16,612 WAIT, WAIT. WAIT! 1246 01:32:16,612 --> 01:32:20,116 HEY, DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE WHITE HOUSE? 1247 01:32:20,116 --> 01:32:22,451 WE HAD SOME LAUGHS. 1248 01:32:39,969 --> 01:32:41,470 GENERAL. 1249 01:32:41,971 --> 01:32:44,974 WOULD YOU CARE TO STEP OUTSIDE? 1250 01:32:44,974 --> 01:32:46,475 SUPERMAN! 1251 01:32:46,475 --> 01:32:48,477 SUPERMAN. THANK GOD. 1252 01:32:48,978 --> 01:32:50,980 I MEAN, GET HIM! 1253 01:32:50,980 --> 01:32:54,483 COME TO ME, SON OF JOR-EL! 1254 01:32:54,984 --> 01:32:56,986 KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! 1255 01:33:16,005 --> 01:33:18,507 WATCH OUT. YOU ALL RIGHT? 1256 01:33:28,517 --> 01:33:30,019 WAIT THERE. 1257 01:33:39,528 --> 01:33:41,530 SON OF JOR-EL. 1258 01:33:41,530 --> 01:33:44,533 WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A COWARD. 1259 01:33:44,533 --> 01:33:46,035 I'M NOT A COWARD. 1260 01:33:46,535 --> 01:33:47,536 GRRR! 1261 01:33:47,536 --> 01:33:49,538 LET HIM PROVE IT. 1262 01:34:08,057 --> 01:34:12,061 THEN DIE, AS YOU DESERVE TO! 1263 01:34:21,070 --> 01:34:23,572 COME ON, SUPERMAN! 1264 01:34:23,572 --> 01:34:26,075 MAN, THIS WILL BE GOOD. 1265 01:34:30,079 --> 01:34:33,082 TAKE HIM. HE'S YOURS. 1266 01:34:59,108 --> 01:35:03,112 Zod: COME ON. KILL HIM! 1267 01:35:03,112 --> 01:35:05,114 SUPERMAN. 1268 01:35:12,121 --> 01:35:16,125 THE BIG ONE'S AS STRONG AS SUPERMAN. 1269 01:35:38,647 --> 01:35:40,649 Man: COME ON, SUPERMAN. 1270 01:35:41,150 --> 01:35:43,152 YOU CAN DO IT. 1271 01:35:43,152 --> 01:35:44,653 UHH! 1272 01:35:47,156 --> 01:35:48,657 HOLD HIM. 1273 01:35:51,660 --> 01:35:53,662 WOW! HOME RUN! 1274 01:36:25,194 --> 01:36:27,196 NO! OH! MY BABY! 1275 01:36:27,196 --> 01:36:29,198 MY BABY! 1276 01:36:30,199 --> 01:36:32,201 YAY! YAY! 1277 01:36:32,201 --> 01:36:34,203 THANK YOU! 1278 01:36:41,710 --> 01:36:45,714 THIS "SUPER MAN" IS NOTHING OF THE KIND. 1279 01:36:45,714 --> 01:36:48,217 I'VE DISCOVERED HIS WEAKNESS. 1280 01:36:48,217 --> 01:36:50,219 HE CARES. 1281 01:36:50,219 --> 01:36:53,222 HE ACTUALLY CARES FOR THESE PEOPLE. 1282 01:36:53,722 --> 01:36:54,723 LIKE PETS? 1283 01:36:55,224 --> 01:36:57,226 I SUPPOSE SO. 1284 01:36:57,226 --> 01:36:58,727 SENTIMENTAL IDIOT. 1285 01:36:59,228 --> 01:37:00,729 MMMPH! MMMPH! 1286 01:37:04,733 --> 01:37:06,735 HE'S CAGED NON. 1287 01:37:07,736 --> 01:37:12,241 I'LL DRAW HIS FIRE WITH SOME OF MY OWN. 1288 01:37:46,775 --> 01:37:50,279 GET OUT! THE RIG'S GOING TO BLOW! 1289 01:38:09,798 --> 01:38:11,800 OOHHH! 1290 01:38:48,837 --> 01:38:50,339 EEEIII! 1291 01:38:50,339 --> 01:38:52,341 GRRR! 1292 01:38:52,841 --> 01:38:54,343 [THUMP THUMP] 1293 01:38:54,343 --> 01:38:55,844 GRRR! 1294 01:38:56,345 --> 01:38:57,346 HUH! 1295 01:38:57,846 --> 01:38:58,847 GRRR! 1296 01:39:03,352 --> 01:39:05,354 GRRR! 1297 01:39:05,354 --> 01:39:06,355 GRRR! 1298 01:39:06,855 --> 01:39:07,856 OH! 1299 01:39:07,856 --> 01:39:08,857 UHH. 1300 01:39:09,358 --> 01:39:12,361 GRRR! GRRR! 1301 01:39:12,361 --> 01:39:14,863 HAA! 1302 01:39:25,374 --> 01:39:28,877 EEEIII! 1303 01:39:37,886 --> 01:39:41,390 OH...OH, SUPERMAN, HELP US! 1304 01:39:49,731 --> 01:39:50,732 SUPERMAN. 1305 01:39:53,735 --> 01:39:55,237 AAAH! 1306 01:39:55,237 --> 01:39:57,239 THE CAR! I'M STILL PAYING FOR IT! 1307 01:40:42,784 --> 01:40:46,288 I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD LAST. 1308 01:40:49,791 --> 01:40:52,294 TAKE THE END OF THIS. 1309 01:40:53,795 --> 01:40:55,797 HA HA HA! 1310 01:40:55,797 --> 01:40:56,798 AAAH! 1311 01:40:56,798 --> 01:41:00,302 WHAT IS IT? WHO'S DOWN THERE? 1312 01:41:05,807 --> 01:41:07,809 NO! DON'T DO IT! 1313 01:41:07,809 --> 01:41:10,312 THE PEOPLE! 1314 01:41:13,315 --> 01:41:16,818 THROW IT. THROW IT! 1315 01:41:17,819 --> 01:41:19,321 HELP! 1316 01:41:19,321 --> 01:41:21,823 SOMEBODY HELP! 1317 01:41:33,835 --> 01:41:35,337 OHH! 1318 01:41:40,342 --> 01:41:43,645 THIS WAY. THIS WAY. 1319 01:41:48,650 --> 01:41:50,652 WHERE'S YOUR WIFE, SIR? 1320 01:41:50,652 --> 01:41:53,655 I GOT HER. I'VE GOT HER. 1321 01:41:53,655 --> 01:41:56,658 HE'S DEAD. HE'S DEAD! 1322 01:41:56,658 --> 01:41:59,161 SUPERMAN IS DEAD! 1323 01:41:59,161 --> 01:42:00,662 HE'S NOT COMING OUT. 1324 01:42:00,662 --> 01:42:02,164 THEY'VE KILLED SUPERMAN! 1325 01:42:02,164 --> 01:42:05,667 OH, WHAT WILL THEY DO? 1326 01:42:05,667 --> 01:42:07,169 GET THEM! 1327 01:42:07,169 --> 01:42:09,671 COME ON, WE'LL SHOW THOSE MURDERERS! 1328 01:42:09,671 --> 01:42:11,673 COME ON! 1329 01:42:20,682 --> 01:42:23,685 [WHOOSH] 1330 01:42:35,697 --> 01:42:37,199 HEY! 1331 01:42:37,699 --> 01:42:39,201 GREAT FRENCH FRIES. 1332 01:42:39,201 --> 01:42:40,702 HEY. HEY! 1333 01:42:40,702 --> 01:42:42,704 HEY! HEY! 1334 01:42:42,704 --> 01:42:44,206 WHAT SOUND? 1335 01:42:44,706 --> 01:42:45,707 YOUR CHANGE! 1336 01:42:46,208 --> 01:42:48,710 WOO! AAHH HOO HOO! 1337 01:42:48,710 --> 01:42:51,213 WH--WAIT A MINUTE. WHOA! 1338 01:42:53,215 --> 01:42:56,218 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 1339 01:42:56,218 --> 01:42:58,720 I'M HOLDING IT. 1340 01:42:58,720 --> 01:43:01,223 I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING. 1341 01:43:05,727 --> 01:43:06,728 MY HAIR! 1342 01:43:06,728 --> 01:43:08,230 WHAT ABOUT MINE? 1343 01:43:08,730 --> 01:43:09,731 HOLD ON! 1344 01:43:10,232 --> 01:43:11,233 AAAH! 1345 01:43:11,233 --> 01:43:12,734 OOHHH! 1346 01:43:15,237 --> 01:43:17,239 GRAB MY ARM. 1347 01:43:17,239 --> 01:43:19,241 DON'T BE SCARED. 1348 01:43:19,241 --> 01:43:22,244 YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW. 1349 01:43:22,244 --> 01:43:24,746 GO AHEAD. YEAH? 1350 01:43:24,746 --> 01:43:27,249 YEAH? YEAH. YEAH. 1351 01:43:27,749 --> 01:43:31,753 THAT'S TERRIFIC. HA HA HA! 1352 01:44:51,500 --> 01:44:54,002 YOU CAN'T LEAVE US! 1353 01:44:54,002 --> 01:44:56,004 COME BACK, PLEASE? 1354 01:44:56,505 --> 01:44:59,007 PLEASE, COME BACK! 1355 01:45:00,008 --> 01:45:01,009 SO... 1356 01:45:01,009 --> 01:45:04,513 HE IS A COWARD AFTER ALL. 1357 01:45:04,513 --> 01:45:08,016 COME BACK, SUPERMAN! 1358 01:45:08,517 --> 01:45:09,518 DON'T QUIT! 1359 01:45:09,518 --> 01:45:10,519 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1360 01:45:10,519 --> 01:45:13,021 HE'S NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 1361 01:45:15,524 --> 01:45:17,526 DON'T LEAVE US! 1362 01:45:20,028 --> 01:45:22,030 HE CHICKENED OUT! 1363 01:45:22,030 --> 01:45:24,032 AAHHH. PHONY! 1364 01:45:24,032 --> 01:45:27,536 SUPERMAN DIDN'T EVEN DO NOTHING. 1365 01:45:27,536 --> 01:45:30,038 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1366 01:45:32,040 --> 01:45:33,542 JIMMY! 1367 01:45:37,546 --> 01:45:39,548 OUR VICTORY IS COMPLETE. 1368 01:45:39,548 --> 01:45:42,050 THE SON OF JOR-EL FLED. 1369 01:45:42,050 --> 01:45:43,051 FLED? 1370 01:45:43,051 --> 01:45:45,053 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 1371 01:45:45,053 --> 01:45:47,556 NEXT TIME, WE'LL KILL HIM. 1372 01:45:47,556 --> 01:45:49,057 NEXT TIME? 1373 01:45:49,057 --> 01:45:51,059 NEXT TIME? 1374 01:45:51,059 --> 01:45:54,062 WHAT WILL I DO WITH YOU? 1375 01:45:54,062 --> 01:45:57,065 I DELIVERED YOU THE BLUE BOY. 1376 01:45:57,065 --> 01:46:00,068 WHAT DO I GET FROM YOU? 1377 01:46:00,068 --> 01:46:02,571 "BOW, YIELD, KNEEL." 1378 01:46:02,571 --> 01:46:05,073 WHY DO YOU SAY THIS? 1379 01:46:05,073 --> 01:46:07,075 I WILL KILL YOU. 1380 01:46:07,075 --> 01:46:09,077 KILL ME, LEX LUTHOR? 1381 01:46:09,077 --> 01:46:13,081 EXTINGUISH THE GREATEST CRIMINAL FLAME OF OUR AGE? 1382 01:46:13,081 --> 01:46:15,584 ERADICATE THE ONLY MAN WITH-- 1383 01:46:15,584 --> 01:46:17,085 KILL HIM! 1384 01:46:17,085 --> 01:46:19,588 SUPERMAN'S ADDRESS? 1385 01:46:22,090 --> 01:46:23,592 COME. 1386 01:46:23,592 --> 01:46:29,097 THE THREE OF US WILL CRUSH THE SON OF OUR JAILER. 1387 01:46:29,097 --> 01:46:31,600 WHY NOT INCREASE HIS HANDICAP? 1388 01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:34,102 SINCE HE CARES SO MUCH 1389 01:46:34,102 --> 01:46:36,104 FOR THESE EARTH CREATURES, 1390 01:46:36,104 --> 01:46:38,640 LET'S TAKE HIS FAVORITE. 1391 01:46:54,656 --> 01:46:56,658 AAH! OHH! 1392 01:46:56,658 --> 01:46:58,159 GRRR! 1393 01:46:58,159 --> 01:46:59,661 UH! OH. 1394 01:47:30,692 --> 01:47:34,195 HEY! YOU NEVER HEARD OF PARACHUTES? 1395 01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:41,202 ANOTHER SMALL STEP FOR MANKIND. 1396 01:47:42,704 --> 01:47:44,205 SCRUFFY. 1397 01:47:45,707 --> 01:47:47,208 SO MORBID. 1398 01:47:47,208 --> 01:47:51,212 A SENTIMENTAL REPLICA OF A PLANET LONG VANISHED. 1399 01:47:52,714 --> 01:47:54,716 NO STYLE AT ALL. 1400 01:47:54,716 --> 01:47:58,720 I EXPECT BETTER MANNERS FROM MY GUESTS, ZOD. 1401 01:47:59,220 --> 01:48:01,222 GRRR! 1402 01:48:13,234 --> 01:48:14,736 WE MUST COMBINE OUR STRENGTH. 1403 01:48:34,756 --> 01:48:36,257 OHH! 1404 01:48:36,257 --> 01:48:37,759 AAH! 1405 01:48:38,760 --> 01:48:40,762 FOOLS! 1406 01:48:40,762 --> 01:48:42,263 TAKE HIM! 1407 01:48:42,263 --> 01:48:43,765 TAKE... 1408 01:48:43,765 --> 01:48:46,768 HIM! 1409 01:49:11,292 --> 01:49:12,794 WHAT? 1410 01:49:12,794 --> 01:49:15,797 EEEIII! 1411 01:49:15,797 --> 01:49:17,298 WE PLAYED THIS GAME AT SCHOOL. 1412 01:49:17,298 --> 01:49:19,801 HE NEVER WAS VERY GOOD AT IT. 1413 01:49:20,802 --> 01:49:23,805 SUPERMAN, I KNEW THAT YOU'D-- 1414 01:49:23,805 --> 01:49:25,807 HUH? 1415 01:49:27,809 --> 01:49:30,311 WRONG AGAIN, ZOD. 1416 01:49:32,313 --> 01:49:33,314 NO! 1417 01:49:33,314 --> 01:49:34,315 NO! 1418 01:49:34,315 --> 01:49:36,818 RELEASE THE GENERAL, 1419 01:49:36,818 --> 01:49:39,320 OR WE'LL TEAR HER APART. 1420 01:49:39,320 --> 01:49:41,322 SUPERMAN, NO, NO! 1421 01:49:41,322 --> 01:49:42,824 SUPERMAN, DON'T! 1422 01:49:42,824 --> 01:49:44,826 ALL RIGHT! 1423 01:49:54,836 --> 01:49:56,838 OHH! 1424 01:49:56,838 --> 01:50:01,342 DID YOU THINK WE WOULD GIVE UP OUR ADVANTAGE? 1425 01:50:01,342 --> 01:50:05,346 THE SON OF JOR-EL WILL BE MY SLAVE FOREVER. 1426 01:50:05,346 --> 01:50:08,850 IF NOT, THE EARTHLINGS YOU PROTECT 1427 01:50:08,850 --> 01:50:11,352 WILL PAY FOR YOUR DEFIANCE. 1428 01:50:11,352 --> 01:50:13,354 DESTROY THIS PLACE. 1429 01:50:13,855 --> 01:50:15,356 HI. SORRY I'M LATE. 1430 01:50:15,356 --> 01:50:18,359 HE'S USELESS NOW. KILL HIM. 1431 01:50:18,359 --> 01:50:19,861 ME? 1432 01:50:19,861 --> 01:50:21,863 LEX LUTHOR? 1433 01:50:21,863 --> 01:50:25,867 GENERAL, YOU HAD NOTHING. I DELIVERED SUPERMAN. 1434 01:50:26,367 --> 01:50:27,869 SILENCE. 1435 01:50:27,869 --> 01:50:29,370 BUT... 1436 01:50:29,370 --> 01:50:30,872 WATCH IT. 1437 01:50:30,872 --> 01:50:32,874 DON'T TOUCH ME. 1438 01:50:32,874 --> 01:50:34,876 THE GUY'S A CLOD. 1439 01:50:36,878 --> 01:50:39,380 PROMISES WERE MADE, GIFTS EXCHANGED. 1440 01:50:39,380 --> 01:50:43,384 YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS TOLD THE TRUTH. 1441 01:50:43,384 --> 01:50:46,387 A GUY KNEW WHERE HE STOOD. 1442 01:50:46,387 --> 01:50:50,391 TRY TO GET THEM INTO THIS MOLECULE CHAMBER. 1443 01:50:50,391 --> 01:50:52,894 IT TAKES AWAY THEIR POWERS 1444 01:50:52,894 --> 01:50:56,397 AND TURNS THEM INTO ORDINARY HUMAN BEINGS. 1445 01:50:56,397 --> 01:50:58,900 NOW, IF YOU COULD-- 1446 01:50:58,900 --> 01:51:00,401 SHH! 1447 01:51:00,401 --> 01:51:03,404 DON'T GO IN THERE. IT'S A TRAP. 1448 01:51:03,404 --> 01:51:04,906 LUTHOR, YOU POISONOUS SNAKE! 1449 01:51:04,906 --> 01:51:10,912 IT MAKES PEOPLE LIKE YOU INTO PEOPLE LIKE ME. 1450 01:51:10,912 --> 01:51:12,914 YOU'VE DONE WELL. 1451 01:51:13,414 --> 01:51:14,415 GENERAL, 1452 01:51:14,415 --> 01:51:18,419 THE CRYSTAL THERE ACTIVATES THE MECHANISM. 1453 01:51:18,419 --> 01:51:21,422 LEX LUTHOR, RULER OF AUSTRALIA, 1454 01:51:21,422 --> 01:51:23,424 ACTIVATE THE MACHINE. 1455 01:51:25,927 --> 01:51:27,929 THANK YOU. 1456 01:51:28,930 --> 01:51:31,432 WITH YOUR PERMISSION. 1457 01:52:45,506 --> 01:52:46,507 AND NOW, 1458 01:52:47,008 --> 01:52:49,010 FINALLY. 1459 01:52:58,519 --> 01:53:01,022 TAKE MY HAND 1460 01:53:01,022 --> 01:53:04,025 AND SWEAR ETERNAL LOYALTY... 1461 01:53:05,526 --> 01:53:07,028 TO ZOD. 1462 01:53:15,536 --> 01:53:17,038 [CRUNCH] 1463 01:53:17,038 --> 01:53:20,041 AAH! 1464 01:53:20,041 --> 01:53:23,544 AAH! 1465 01:53:23,544 --> 01:53:26,047 AAH! 1466 01:53:33,554 --> 01:53:36,057 AAH! 1467 01:53:41,062 --> 01:53:43,064 EEEIII! 1468 01:53:46,067 --> 01:53:48,069 HE SWITCHED IT. 1469 01:53:48,069 --> 01:53:50,571 HE DID IT TOTHEM. 1470 01:53:50,571 --> 01:53:56,077 THE LIGHTS WERE ON OUT HERE WHILE HE WAS SAFE IN THERE. 1471 01:53:56,077 --> 01:53:58,579 HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 1472 01:53:58,579 --> 01:54:01,582 YOU'RE A REAL PAIN IN THE NECK. 1473 01:54:02,083 --> 01:54:07,588 AAH! 1474 01:54:09,590 --> 01:54:11,592 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1475 01:54:11,592 --> 01:54:12,593 UH-HUH. 1476 01:54:13,094 --> 01:54:15,596 I KNEW YOU'D DOUBLE-CROSS ME, LUTHOR. 1477 01:54:15,596 --> 01:54:17,098 A LYING WEASEL LIKE YOU COULDN'T RESIST. 1478 01:54:17,098 --> 01:54:19,100 ME? ARE YOU KIDDING? 1479 01:54:19,100 --> 01:54:22,103 I WAS WITH YOU ALL THE TIME. 1480 01:54:22,103 --> 01:54:26,107 DIDN'T YOU SEE THEM FALL INTO OUR TRAP? 1481 01:54:26,107 --> 01:54:28,109 TOO LATE, LUTHOR! 1482 01:54:28,609 --> 01:54:33,114 LOOK. LOOK, SUPERMAN, I GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. 1483 01:54:33,614 --> 01:54:37,118 DON'T STOP ME TILL YOU'VE HEARD THIS. 1484 01:54:37,118 --> 01:54:40,621 WE'RE IN THE NORTH POLE, RIGHT? 1485 01:54:40,621 --> 01:54:43,124 LET'S WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN. 1486 01:54:43,124 --> 01:54:48,129 IF YOU GIVE ME A RIDE BACK, I'LL TURN OVER A NEW LEAF. 1487 01:54:50,631 --> 01:54:53,634 OH, IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL FROM UP HERE. 1488 01:54:53,634 --> 01:54:57,638 I GUESS I'LL NEVER GET TO FLY WITH YOU AGAIN. 1489 01:54:57,638 --> 01:55:01,142 NO, NO. ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO. 1490 01:55:01,142 --> 01:55:03,644 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. 1491 01:55:03,644 --> 01:55:07,148 I'LL NEVER TELL THEM WHO YOU REALLY ARE. 1492 01:55:07,648 --> 01:55:09,650 I KNOW, LOIS. I KNOW. 1493 01:55:23,164 --> 01:55:24,665 Lois: SEE YOU LATER. 1494 01:55:56,697 --> 01:55:58,199 HI, LEUEEN. 1495 01:56:16,717 --> 01:56:18,219 HI. 1496 01:56:21,222 --> 01:56:22,723 HI. 1497 01:56:24,225 --> 01:56:26,227 DID YOU SLEEP ALL RIGHT? 1498 01:56:29,230 --> 01:56:33,734 NO. I DIDN'T CLOSE MY EYES ALL NIGHT. 1499 01:56:37,738 --> 01:56:38,739 LOOK, LOIS-- 1500 01:56:39,240 --> 01:56:40,741 I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND. 1501 01:56:41,242 --> 01:56:44,745 I SAT UP ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO REASON. 1502 01:56:45,246 --> 01:56:46,747 IT'S VILE TO HEAR 1503 01:56:47,248 --> 01:56:50,251 THE FIRST BIRD OF THE MORNING SINGING 1504 01:56:50,251 --> 01:56:53,254 WHEN YOU'VE BEEN CRYING ALL NIGHT. 1505 01:56:53,254 --> 01:56:54,755 I'M SORRY. 1506 01:56:54,755 --> 01:56:56,257 I'M SORRY, TOO. 1507 01:56:56,257 --> 01:57:00,261 I GUESS IT'S LIKE BEING MARRIED TO A DOCTOR. 1508 01:57:00,761 --> 01:57:03,264 A DOCTOR GETS WAKENED AT NIGHT. 1509 01:57:03,764 --> 01:57:08,769 THE WIFE HAS TO COPE WITH THE FACT THAT HE'S GONE. 1510 01:57:09,270 --> 01:57:10,771 I'M JUST TOO SELFISH. 1511 01:57:11,272 --> 01:57:13,774 NO. YOU'RE NOT SELFISH AT ALL. 1512 01:57:13,774 --> 01:57:18,279 YES, IAMSELFISH WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, 1513 01:57:18,279 --> 01:57:22,283 AND I'M JEALOUS OF THE WHOLE WORLD. 1514 01:57:23,784 --> 01:57:28,289 IT MAY NOT BE EASY TO HEAR THIS NOW, 1515 01:57:28,289 --> 01:57:30,791 BUT SOMEDAY YOU'LL-- 1516 01:57:30,791 --> 01:57:32,293 CLARK, LOOK, 1517 01:57:32,293 --> 01:57:35,796 DON'T TELL ME THAT I'LL MEET SOMEBODY. 1518 01:57:35,796 --> 01:57:39,800 YOU'RE KIND OF A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW, 1519 01:57:39,800 --> 01:57:41,802 YOU KNOW? 1520 01:57:45,806 --> 01:57:47,808 NOW, I'LL BE FINE. 1521 01:57:47,808 --> 01:57:50,811 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME. 1522 01:57:52,813 --> 01:57:55,316 I LIKE WORRYING ABOUT YOU. 1523 01:57:55,316 --> 01:57:57,318 WOULD YOU STOP? 1524 01:57:57,318 --> 01:58:01,322 DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS KILLING ME? 1525 01:58:01,322 --> 01:58:04,325 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 1526 01:58:04,325 --> 01:58:08,329 TO HAVE YOU COME IN HERE EVERY MORNING 1527 01:58:08,329 --> 01:58:12,333 AND NOT BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU, 1528 01:58:12,333 --> 01:58:13,834 NOT BE ABLE TO SHOW I HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR YOU? 1529 01:58:13,834 --> 01:58:17,838 NOT TO BE ABLE TO TELL I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 1530 01:58:17,838 --> 01:58:21,342 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU. 1531 01:58:24,345 --> 01:58:27,348 LOIS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1532 01:58:28,849 --> 01:58:30,851 I KNOW. 1533 01:58:30,851 --> 01:58:34,355 JUST SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME. 1534 01:59:19,400 --> 01:59:20,401 UM... 1535 01:59:20,401 --> 01:59:21,402 OOH. 1536 01:59:21,402 --> 01:59:23,404 GEE, LOIS, YOU OK? 1537 01:59:23,404 --> 01:59:24,905 LOIS? 1538 01:59:24,905 --> 01:59:26,907 SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL. 1539 01:59:26,907 --> 01:59:28,909 I'LL GET SOME WATER. 1540 01:59:28,909 --> 01:59:30,911 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 1541 01:59:30,911 --> 01:59:33,914 WHEN I DON'T HAVE MY ORANGE JUICE. 1542 01:59:33,914 --> 01:59:35,416 BREATHE, LOIS. 1543 01:59:35,416 --> 01:59:36,917 I'M BREATHING. 1544 01:59:36,917 --> 01:59:38,919 IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 1545 01:59:38,919 --> 01:59:40,421 GOD. 1546 01:59:40,421 --> 01:59:41,922 I'M OK. 1547 01:59:41,922 --> 01:59:43,924 JUST SIP IT. 1548 01:59:43,924 --> 01:59:45,426 I'M FINE. 1549 01:59:45,426 --> 01:59:48,429 WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT BEFORE? 1550 01:59:48,429 --> 01:59:52,933 IF I KNOW YOU, IT WAS ABOUT SUPERMAN. 1551 01:59:52,933 --> 01:59:54,435 OH, HIM AGAIN? 1552 01:59:54,935 --> 01:59:57,438 YOU GOT TO STOP BEING THREATENED 1553 01:59:57,938 --> 01:59:59,440 WHENEVER HIS NAME'S MENTIONED. 1554 01:59:59,940 --> 02:00:03,444 NOBODY EXPECTS YOU TO BE ANYTHING BUT YOURSELF. 1555 02:00:03,944 --> 02:00:05,446 I'LL REMEMBER THAT. 1556 02:00:05,446 --> 02:00:06,947 I APPRECIATE YOU. 1557 02:00:06,947 --> 02:00:08,449 YOU DO? 1558 02:00:08,449 --> 02:00:11,452 SURE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET ME A HAMBURGER. 1559 02:00:11,452 --> 02:00:14,955 A HAMBURGER, AT 9 A.M.? 1560 02:00:14,955 --> 02:00:16,957 YEAH. EVERYTHING ON IT. 1561 02:00:16,957 --> 02:00:18,959 EVERYTHING ON IT? 1562 02:00:18,959 --> 02:00:20,461 OH, AND-- 1563 02:00:20,461 --> 02:00:22,463 ORANGE JUICE, FRESHLY SQUEEZED. 1564 02:00:22,463 --> 02:00:23,464 OK. 1565 02:00:23,464 --> 02:00:25,466 ISN'T HE A NICE GUY? 1566 02:00:25,966 --> 02:00:30,971 WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT TROUBLE I CAN GET INTO TODAY. 1567 02:00:31,472 --> 02:00:33,474 LEUEEN... 1568 02:00:33,974 --> 02:00:36,977 WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE WORLD? 1569 02:00:37,978 --> 02:00:39,480 LEUEEN? 1570 02:00:51,492 --> 02:00:52,993 HEY, RON. 1571 02:00:52,993 --> 02:00:55,996 GIVE ME ANOTHER PLATE OF THIS GARBAGE. 1572 02:00:55,996 --> 02:00:59,500 GARBAGE? THAT'S MY NUMBER ONE SPECIAL, ROCKY. 1573 02:00:59,500 --> 02:01:02,503 GIVE ME SOME MORE COFFEE, TOO. 1574 02:01:03,003 --> 02:01:05,005 GEE, THAT'S FUNNY. 1575 02:01:05,005 --> 02:01:09,009 I'VE NEVER SEEN GARBAGE EAT GARBAGE BEFORE. 1576 02:01:14,515 --> 02:01:16,016 UM... 1577 02:01:16,517 --> 02:01:18,519 YOU'RE IN MY FAVORITE SEAT. 1578 02:01:19,019 --> 02:01:22,022 COME AND GET IT, FOUR-EYES. 1579 02:01:26,026 --> 02:01:28,028 NOW COOL IT, ROCKY. 1580 02:01:28,529 --> 02:01:30,531 TAKE IT EASY. 1581 02:01:30,531 --> 02:01:34,034 I JUST HAD THIS JOINT FIXED. 1582 02:01:40,541 --> 02:01:42,543 [DROPS SILVERWARE] 1583 02:01:45,045 --> 02:01:47,047 OHH! 1584 02:01:50,551 --> 02:01:53,053 OH, GOD! 1585 02:01:53,053 --> 02:01:57,057 AAH! 1586 02:02:04,064 --> 02:02:06,066 THIS ORDER'S TO GO. 1587 02:02:06,066 --> 02:02:07,568 AAH! 1588 02:02:07,568 --> 02:02:08,569 AAH! 1589 02:02:09,069 --> 02:02:11,071 AAH! 1590 02:02:14,074 --> 02:02:18,579 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THE DAMAGE, SIR. 1591 02:02:20,581 --> 02:02:24,084 WELL, I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT. 1592 02:02:48,242 --> 02:02:50,244 GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PRESIDENT. 1593 02:02:50,244 --> 02:02:52,746 SORRY I'VE BEEN AWAY SO LONG. 1594 02:02:53,247 --> 02:02:55,749 I WON'T LET YOU DOWN AGAIN. 1595 02:03:18,472 --> 02:03:21,475 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1596 02:03:21,475 --> 02:03:24,478 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--