1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,006 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 2 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:22,522 NEXT! 3 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,523 NAME? 4 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:26,026 GUS GORMAN. 5 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,036 AH, YES. AUGUST GORMAN. 6 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,538 HAVE YOU LOOKED FOR WORK THIS WEEK? 7 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,540 UH...YES. 8 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,042 WHAT KIND? 9 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,043 UH... 10 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,045 KITCHEN TECHNICIAN. 11 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,546 DISHWASHER? ANY LUCK? 12 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,548 A LITTLE, BUT... 13 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:52,552 MR. GORMAN, YOU'VE BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR 36 WEEKS. 14 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,553 NO, IT'S 35. 15 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,555 NOT COUNTING THIS WEEK. 16 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,058 YOU SECURED EMPLOYMENT LAST JUNE 17 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,559 AS A MESSENGER AND WERE DISCHARGED 18 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,061 AFTER ONE DAY FOR LOSING-- 19 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,563 NO, NO, THEY SAID I LOST IT. 20 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,065 I DID NOT LOSE IT. 21 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,566 IT WAS STOLEN BY A PICKPOCKET. 22 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,068 A TELEVISION SET? 23 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,571 A TEENSY-WEENSY JAPANESE 2-INCH TELEVISION SET. 24 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,573 THE ONLY OTHER EMPLOYMENT YOU FOUND 25 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:17,077 WAS IN A FAST FOOD JOINT WHICH LASTED... 26 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,079 28 MINUTES? 27 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,580 THAT'S SOME RECORD. 28 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,082 TALK ABOUT FAST! 29 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:26,586 THEY EXPECT YOU TO LEARN STUFF IN ONE DAY. 30 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,587 HOLD THE LETTUCE! 31 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,588 HOLD THE KETCHUP! 32 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:29,589 CAN I HAVE SOME SAUCE? 33 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,591 2 BUNS! NO BUNS! 34 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,593 CHEESE! NO CHEESE! 35 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:37,097 THE CITY OF METROPOLIS IS GENEROUS TO A FAULT. 36 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,099 I'M NOT THE FAULT! 37 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,600 36 WEEKS OF CHRONIC UNEMPLOYMENT, 38 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,103 LIVING OFF THE TAXES OF HARD-WORKING CITIZENS. 39 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,105 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 40 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,607 I'M NOT A BUM! 41 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,109 YOU ARE... 42 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,111 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, 43 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,113 NO LONGER ELIGIBLE. 44 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,614 NO LONGER-- 45 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,615 NEXT! 46 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,617 I NEED THIS WEEK! 47 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,119 NEXT! 48 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,121 YOU MEAN THAT'S IT? 49 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,123 FINISHED? LIKE, OVER? 50 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,125 HUH! 51 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,627 NEXT! 52 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,628 NEXT. 53 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,131 NEXT AS IN "BYE." 54 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,632 NEXT! 55 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,137 NAME? 56 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,140 EXCUSE ME, BROTHER, CAN I HAVE A LIGHT? 57 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,629 [GUNSHOT] 58 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,701 SAY THANK YOU. 59 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,203 WOW! 60 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,723 WAY TO GO, SUPERMAN! 61 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,301 Computer: YOUR DRINK IS ON ITS WAY. 62 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,304 UH, SIR? 63 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,306 EXCUSE ME, BUT... 64 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,808 WHAT IF YOU WANT TO-- 65 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,310 ENJOY YOUR DRINK! 66 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,313 PROGRAM 2 BILATERAL COORDINATES AT ONCE? 67 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,315 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 68 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,816 BUT IF YOU-- 69 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,319 COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY IS VERY ADVANCED, 70 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,821 BUT IT CAN'T DO THAT. 71 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,824 BUT IF WE CAN'T DO IT THAT WAY... 72 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:12,825 SIR? 73 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,332 GOOD LORD! 74 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,335 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 75 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,836 I DON'T KNOW. 76 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,838 I JUST DID IT. 77 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:44,690 WHO'S THIS? 78 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,192 THAT'S HIM, ROSS WEBSTER, 79 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:47,693 JUST AFTER HE RECEIVED THE AWARD 80 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,695 FOR HUMANITARIAN OF THE YEAR. 81 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,697 OH, HE IS GOOD-LOOKING! 82 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,699 I GAVE HIM F-2 AT 1/50th. 83 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,201 ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND 84 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,703 WAS THE POINT OF THE STORY LOIS WROTE 85 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,206 IS HOW THIS ROSS WEBSTER GOT THIS GREAT HONOR. 86 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,208 AND YOU BRING ME ONE PICTURE OF HIM 87 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,710 AND 15 PICTURES OF THIS OTHER PERSON. 88 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,711 WHO IS SHE? 89 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,713 LORELEI AMBROSIA. SHE'S WEBSTER'S-- 90 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,715 SHE'S JUST WEBSTER'S. LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT. 91 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,217 WHO'S THIS OTHER WOMAN? 92 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,719 THAT'S HIS SISTER VERA. 93 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,221 PICTURE LOOKS FUZZY. 94 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,722 THE PICTURE'S FINE. 95 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,224 SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT. 96 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,726 SHE'S VICE PRESIDENT OF WEBSCOE INDUSTRIES. 97 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,728 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. 98 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:23,729 A BORING BANQUET, 99 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,731 AND YOU BRING ME 3,000 BORING PICTURES. 100 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,733 SUPERMAN SAVES A MAN FROM DROWNING 101 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,735 ON 3rd AVENUE, 102 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,738 AND YOU DON'T GET ONE PICTURE! 103 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:33,739 I DIDN'T HAVE MY CAMERA! 104 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,243 A PHOTOGRAPHER EATS WITH HIS CAMERA, 105 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,744 SLEEPS WITH HIS CAMERA. 106 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,246 I'M GLAD I'M A WRITER. 107 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:44,750 TIME TO DRAW THE JINGO NUMBER. 108 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:48,254 THE PRIZE IS A SOUTH AMERICAN TRIP! 109 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,755 I DON'T KNOW WHY-- 110 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,257 MORNING, EVERYBODY. 111 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,258 HI, CLARK. 112 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,761 JIMMY, YOU'VE GOT MUSTARD ON YOUR LAPEL. 113 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,263 MR. WHITE, I HATE TO INTERRUPT-- 114 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:00,266 I'M GETTING A PAPER OUT! 115 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,268 STICK TO THE PRINTING PRESS. 116 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,769 WHAT'S THE NUMBER? 117 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,271 "53." 118 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,773 MR. WHITE? 119 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,275 53! 120 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:13,279 YOU'VE GOT TO PULL 3 MORE NUMBERS. 121 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,781 MR. WHITE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 122 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,284 I DON'T KNOW. 123 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,786 I THINK IT WOULD MAKE A TERRIFIC STORY. 124 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,289 WHAT'S A TERRIFIC STORY? 125 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,791 KENT'S HIGH SCHOOL CLASS REUNION. 126 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,793 SAY! 127 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,795 COULD WE HAVE THE NEXT NUMBER? 128 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,298 IT'S PRACTICALLY AN AMERICAN INSTITUTION. 129 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,300 MOST OF MY CLASSMATES 130 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,302 ARE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. 131 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,307 "33." 132 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,810 I THOUGHT THE STORY WOULD BE ABOUT-- 133 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,312 33! 134 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,315 HOW MUCH SMALL TOWNS HAVE CHANGED. 135 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,818 CAN I GO BACK TO MIDDLE AMERICA 136 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,821 AFTER HAVING BECOME A METROPOLIS SOPHISTICATE? 137 00:10:55,821 --> 00:11:00,326 I WAS LOOKING AROUND IN MY CLOSET LAST NIGHT 138 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,828 AND I EVEN FOUND... 139 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,830 MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEATER. 140 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,335 UH...SMALLVILLE. 141 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,837 SO SHOULD I MAKE MY TRAVEL PLANS? 142 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,839 WHAT ABOUT MINE? 143 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,341 ALL RIGHT, KENT. 144 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,344 THE PRODIGAL SON IS COMING HOME. 145 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,346 GEE, THANKS, MR. WHITE. 146 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:25,351 IT'S HARD LOSING ONE OF MY BEST REPORTERS. 147 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,852 OH, THAT'S OK. 148 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,854 BUT YOU DESERVE THE VACATION, LOIS. 149 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,356 THANK YOU. 150 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,360 LOIS, ARE YOU GOING SOMEPLACE? 151 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:38,364 SOME PEOPLE GET TO GO TO SMALLVILLE. 152 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,367 OTHERS OF US HAVE TO GO TO... 153 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,368 BERMUDA. 154 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,869 GOLLY. 155 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,372 BYE. 156 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,374 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 157 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,377 MR. WHITE, THE NEXT NUMBER, PLEASE. 158 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:55,881 WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER BE GOING, TOO. 159 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,384 SO...I'LL BE GOING. 160 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,888 BYE. 161 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,593 COULDN'T A COMPUTER DO THIS? 162 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:31,617 HEY, WHAT IS THIS? 163 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,119 FIRST PAYCHECK? 164 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,121 FIRST RIP-OFF, MAN. 165 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,124 I'M SUPPOSED TO GET 225 A WEEK. 166 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:41,627 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE ON 143.80? 167 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,630 STATE TAX, FEDERAL TAX, SOCIAL SECURITY. 168 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:47,633 YOU'LL GET MONEY WHEN YOU'RE 65. 169 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,135 WHEN I'M 65? 170 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:53,639 I WANT MINE NOW, WHILE I CAN ENJOY IT. 171 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,142 I WANT TO GET DOWN! 172 00:12:56,642 --> 00:13:02,148 IT'S MORE LIKE $143.80 AND 1/2 CENT. 173 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,150 THERE ARE ALWAYS FRACTIONS LEFT OVER 174 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,651 IN BIG CORPORATIONS, 175 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:07,153 BUT THEY ROUND IT DOWN. 176 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,155 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 1/2 A CENT? 177 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,657 YOU MEAN EVERYBODY LOSES THOSE FRACTIONS? 178 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,659 THEY DON'T EXACTLY LOSE THEM. 179 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,161 YOU CAN'T LOSE WHAT YOU NEVER GOT. 180 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,164 SO THE COMPANY GETS IT? 181 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,167 NOT REALLY. THEY CAN'T BE BOTHERED. 182 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,669 THEN WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM? 183 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,672 THEY'RE JUST FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE. 184 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,674 THE COMPUTERS KNOW WHERE. 185 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,176 HOW MANY SUGARS? 186 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,678 ONE AND A HALF. 187 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,687 IT'S QUITTING TIME. YOU COMING? 188 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:46,192 I'VE GOT SOME STUFF TO FINISH UP, SO... 189 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,693 WORKING OVERTIME, HUH? 190 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:51,197 WHAT YOU DOING, LOOKING FOR A RAISE? 191 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,201 YEAH. LOOKING FOR A RAISE. 192 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,220 THAT'S IT. 193 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,572 YOU BET. 194 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:43,082 BUT MY UNCLE AL WON'T EAT HER STUFFING. 195 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,084 HE SAYS IT SHOULD BE COOKED OUTSIDE THE TURKEY. 196 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:48,087 SHE COOKS IT ON THE INSIDE OF THE TURKEY. 197 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,589 AUNT HELEN, MY FATHER'S HALF SISTER-- 198 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,092 I TOLD YOU THAT, RIGHT? 199 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,594 YEAH. HEY, LOOK AT THAT. 200 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,097 WOW! 201 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:13,112 TURN BACK OR PULL OVER HERE AND WAIT. 202 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,113 FOR HOW LONG? 203 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,115 I DON'T KNOW. 204 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:19,118 THAT FIRE'S SPREADING LIKE WILD...FIRE. 205 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,619 IT'S JUST A BUILDING BURNING. 206 00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:23,122 THAT'S A CHEMICAL PLANT. 207 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:26,125 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT'S LIKE CHEMICALS. 208 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:27,626 IF THAT GOES UP IN SMOKE, 209 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,129 WE'LL BE IN FOR A HAIRY TIME AROUND HERE. 210 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,631 OK. 211 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,133 DISTRACT THESE PEOPLE 212 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:37,136 SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 213 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,637 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 214 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:43,642 THE CHIEF SAYS A PHOTOGRAPHER ALWAYS GOES AFTER A STORY. 215 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,145 THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS. 216 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:49,648 DANGER GOES WITH THE TERRITORY, MR. KENT. 217 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:34,693 HOW CAN I HELP? 218 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:35,694 GET THIS MAN A HELMET. 219 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,197 OH, IT'S YOU. FORGET THE HELMET. 220 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,198 HOW BAD IS IT? 221 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:40,699 IT'S A NIGHTMARE. 222 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,202 EVERYTHING'S EXPLOSIVE, INFLAMMABLE, OR WORSE. 223 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,208 GET ME A NUMBER 3 LADDER TRUCK IN HERE! 224 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,211 MY GOD, THEY'RE TRAPPED! 225 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:55,714 WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO, FLY THEM DOWN ONE AT A TIME? 226 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,734 LET'S GO! EVERYBODY DOWN HERE! 227 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,736 HURRY UP! 228 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,743 GO ON DOWN. TAKE IT EASY. 229 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,747 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY DOWN. 230 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,786 YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 231 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,288 I CANNOT LEAVE. 232 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:12,291 I'VE GOT TO LOOK AFTER THOSE. 233 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,293 THAT'S CONCENTRATED BERYLTRIC ACID. 234 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,296 IF IT HEATS OVER 180 DEGREES, 235 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,799 THIS FIRE WILL LOOK LIKE A PICNIC. 236 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:24,303 IF IT REMAINS STABLE, NO PROBLEM. 237 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,806 IF IT HEATS UP, IT'LL TURN VOLATILE. 238 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,308 IF THAT HAPPENS, YOU'LL GET A CLOUD 239 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,810 THAT'LL EAT THROUGH ANYTHING-- 240 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,812 STEEL, CONCRETE, ANYTHING. 241 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,825 WHO THE HELL'S THAT? 242 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,827 GET OFF OF THERE! 243 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:52,331 I'LL JUST GET A COUPLE MORE SHOTS. 244 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,840 OWW! 245 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,842 AHHH! 246 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,349 HAVE THEM BRING THEIR HOSES HERE! QUICKLY! 247 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,854 HELP! 248 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,356 HELP! 249 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,358 HELP ME! 250 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,860 HELP! 251 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,862 SOMEBODY HELP ME! 252 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,864 HELP! 253 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,866 SUPERMAN! IT'S MY LEG. 254 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,368 TAKE IT EASY. 255 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,870 WE'LL GO NICE AND EASY. 256 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:34,873 ALL RIGHT? HERE WE GO. 257 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,880 MEDICS! OVER HERE, PLEASE! 258 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,882 THAT'S IT. HERE YOU GO. 259 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,884 IT'S THE LEFT LEG. 260 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,386 MY CAMERA. 261 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,387 YEAH. 262 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:52,391 IT'S A CLEAN BREAK ACROSS THE FIBULA. 263 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,892 OW! MY CAMERA. 264 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,894 IT'S ALL RIGHT, JIMMY. 265 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,396 YOU'LL BE OK. 266 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:02,734 GET THAT FIRE OUT, OR YOU'LL HAVE AN ACID CLOUD! 267 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,740 CHRIST! THE PUMPHOUSE IS GONE! 268 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,242 THE PUMPHOUSE! 269 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,743 WE'VE LOST THE WATER PRESSURE! 270 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,745 WE'VE GOT TO HAVE WATER! 271 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,748 LAKE CANOGA'S 5 MILES FROM HERE! 272 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,250 WHERE'S THIS LAKE? 273 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,253 THAT WAY. 274 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:32,764 YOU TOLD ME WE HAD AN ADEQUATE WATER SUPPLY. 275 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:52,344 THAT MAN'S A MIRACLE. 276 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,006 CAROL, YOU GOT GORGEOUS! 277 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,008 ?? TELL TCHAIKOVSKY THE NEWS ?? 278 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,511 ?? I'VE GOT A ROCKIN' PNEUMONIA ?? 279 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:29,014 ?? I NEED A SHOT OF RHYTHM AND BLUES ?? 280 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,016 ?? WHOO ?? 281 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,517 ?? I THINK I'LL CALL IN ALL THE WRITERS ?? 282 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:35,020 ?? WRITTEN DOWN BY THE RHYTHM REVIEWS ?? 283 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,523 ?? ROLL OVER, BEETHOVEN ?? 284 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,525 ?? ROCKIN' IN TWO BY TWO ?? 285 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,030 I'LL NEVER FORGET IT. 286 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,033 FOURTH QUARTER, SCORE WAS TIED. 287 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,036 WE WERE BACK ON OUR 25-YARD LINE. 288 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,539 THE COACH CALLS FOR RIGHT FLANKER OPTION. 289 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,041 ?? ROLL OVER, BEETHOVEN ?? 290 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,043 ?? ROCKING IN TWO BY TWO ?? 291 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,052 YOU REALLY HAVE GROWN, CLARK. 292 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,054 YOU LOOK VERY WELL. 293 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,555 I CAN'T COMPLAIN. 294 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:14,059 I HAVE THESE LITTLE SPELLS, 295 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,561 BUT, REALLY, I CAN'T COMPLAIN. 296 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,563 ?? WELL, EARLY IN THE MORNING ?? 297 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,065 ?? I'M A-GIVING YOU THE WARNING ?? 298 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,568 ?? DON'T YOU STEP ON MY BLUE SUEDE SHOES ?? 299 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,071 ?? HEY, DIDDLE-DIDDLE, I WILL PLAY MY FIDDLE ?? 300 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,073 EXCUSE ME. 301 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,075 THERE'S SOMEONE I'D LIKE TO SEE. 302 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:33,078 ?? AND TELL TCHAIKOVSKY THE NEWS ?? 303 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,579 LANA? 304 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,082 LANA LANG? 305 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,584 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 306 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,086 YOU LOOK WONDERFUL. 307 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,587 YOU LOOK...WOW! 308 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,089 HERE, LET ME. 309 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,591 OH, NO, NO. I CAN MANAGE. 310 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,094 UH... 311 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:52,597 ISN'T THIS YOUR FIRST VISIT 312 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,099 SINCE YOUR MOM PASSED AWAY? 313 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,101 YEAH--I'M SORRY. 314 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,102 UM... 315 00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:01,606 I HEARD THAT YOU AND DONALD SPLIT UP. 316 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,608 DID YOU EAT YET? 317 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:04,609 NO. 318 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,111 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 319 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,613 EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 320 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,617 THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 321 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,119 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT DONALD AND ME, 322 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,122 BUT HOLD THIS A SECOND, OK? 323 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,623 OH, SURE. 324 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,126 HI, KENT. 325 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,628 OH, HI. HOW YOU...DOING? 326 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,630 I'M SORRY. 327 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,632 I'M GOING NUTS. THANKS. 328 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,633 ?? WELL, EARLY IN THE MORNING ?? 329 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,635 ?? I'M A-GIVING YOU THE WARNING ?? 330 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,137 CLARK. 331 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:34,139 YEAH. 332 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,141 HEY, LANA. 333 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,643 UH-OH. UM... 334 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,145 HEY, SWEET. 335 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,646 HERE I AM. 336 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:44,649 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE PROM QUEEN? 337 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,651 EVERYONE WANTED TO DANCE WITH YOU. 338 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,154 THERE'S ONLY ONE GUY ON YOUR DANCE CARD NOW. 339 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,655 THAT'S GOOD OLD-- 340 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,157 BRAD WILSON. 341 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,658 HI, BRAD. 342 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,661 HI, KENT. LONG TIME NO SEE. 343 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,663 YOU KNOW, SEE. SEE? 344 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,165 COME ON, LANA. 345 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,167 I CAN'T. 346 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,668 CLARK ALREADY ASKED ME. 347 00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:04,669 I DID? 348 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,171 OH, EXCUSE ME. 349 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,174 LANA, I HAVEN'T DANCED... 350 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,178 ?? ROLL OVER, BEETHOVEN ?? 351 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,680 ?? ROLL OVER, BEETHOVEN ?? 352 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,183 ?? STICK TO THESE RHYTHM AND BLUES ?? 353 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,185 [SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 354 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,190 ?? OH-OH-OH-OH ?? 355 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,191 ?? WA-A-A ?? 356 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,193 ?? OH-OH-OH-OH ?? 357 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,695 ?? EARTH ANGEL ?? 358 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,198 ?? EARTH ANGEL ?? 359 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,701 ?? WILL YOU BE MINE? ?? 360 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,204 ?? MY DARLING DEAR ?? 361 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:42,707 ?? LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME ?? 362 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,710 ?? I'M JUST A FOOL... ?? 363 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,720 AH, GORMAN. 364 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,722 ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER CHECK. 365 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,226 DON'T YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE FOR ME? 366 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:04,229 I PUT IN A VOUCHER FOR EXPENSES. 367 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,730 WHAT? 368 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,734 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 369 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,236 HERE YOU GO. 370 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,248 WOOOH! 371 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,251 A-HEM. 372 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,260 THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT. 373 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,263 A LOT OF GUYS WOULD LIKE TO BE WHERE I AM. 374 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:39,764 YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY OFFERS 375 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,266 I DIDN'T GET. 376 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,767 EVEN BRAD WOULDN'T STICK AROUND FOR THIS. 377 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,269 IT ISN'T EASY. 378 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,772 THE STREAMERS? JUST PULL, AND THEY... 379 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,774 NOT THE STREAMERS. EVERYTHING. 380 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,776 I DON'T KNOW WHY, 381 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:55,780 I FEEL LIKE I CAN TALK TO YOU. 382 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:56,781 WHAT? 383 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,783 I FEEL I CAN TALK TO YOU! 384 00:26:58,783 --> 00:26:59,784 YOU CAN? 385 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:00,785 YES. 386 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,787 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, LANA? 387 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,789 WHAT? 388 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,291 I, UH... 389 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,294 I ALWAYS WISHED THAT YOU WOULD. 390 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:13,298 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE QUEEN OF THE PROM? 391 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:17,302 3 YEARS AFTER THE ROYAL WEDDING, 392 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,303 THE KING ABDICATED. 393 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,804 ISN'T THAT TERRIBLE? 394 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:21,306 YEAH, IT SURE IS. 395 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,308 THERE MUST BE A GALLON 396 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,810 OF POTATO SALAD LEFT OVER. 397 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,813 YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS? 398 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,315 TOO MUCH MAYONNAISE? 399 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,816 DONALD LOVED MAYONNAISE. 400 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,818 WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT WAS THE PROBLEM? 401 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,320 THE PROBLEM IS, 402 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,821 WHY DO I STAY IN SMALLVILLE? 403 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,824 DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE 404 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:41,826 TO LIVE IN METROPOLIS, 405 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:43,328 THE BIG APRICOT? 406 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,829 LANA, YOU COULD-- 407 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:47,332 HOW? AND WHAT ABOUT RICKY? 408 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,833 RICKY? 409 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,335 MY LITTLE BOY. 410 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,337 YOU HAVE... THAT'S GREAT. 411 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:55,340 HERE WE HAVE A HOUSE, AND I'VE GOT A JOB. 412 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,842 I'M ONLY A SECRETARY, BUT IT PAYS THE BILLS. 413 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,344 EXCEPT FOR LAST WINTER 414 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,846 WHEN THE FUEL BILLS KEPT GOING UP AND UP. 415 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:05,350 I HAD TO PAWN MY DIAMOND RING. 416 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,851 THAT'S A SHAME. 417 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,856 [WHISTLES] 418 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,360 YOU NEVER GOT MARRIED? 419 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,363 ME? 420 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,864 YEAH. 421 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,367 WELL, I WAS... 422 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,369 NO. NOT. 423 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,878 YOU KNOW, YEARS LATER, 424 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:37,382 YOU CAN LOOK AT SOMEONE AND THINK, 425 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,385 "THAT'S THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY." 426 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,889 GIVE ME THAT AGAIN. 427 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,392 RUN IT BY ME JUST ONE MORE TIME. 428 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,893 $85,000. 429 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,395 MISSING? 430 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:51,896 EMBEZZLED, MR. WEBSTER. 431 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,898 STOLEN FROM THE FIRM. 432 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,401 BY WHOM? THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. 433 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:59,404 VERA, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF! 434 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:01,906 NOBODY ELSE EVER WILL. 435 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,908 I DON'T KNOW, WHO? 436 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,910 IN THE OLD DAYS, IT WAS SIMPLE. 437 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,413 WE KEPT BOOKS, 438 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,914 WE HAD LEDGERS, 439 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:11,416 WE KNEW WHAT WAS PAID OUT. 440 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,919 A ROBBER CARRIED A GUN AND SAID, 441 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:16,421 "STICK 'EM UP." 442 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:19,424 NOW THESE BLASTED COMPUTERS DO THEIR DIRTY WORK. 443 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,426 MY OLD FRIEND, 444 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:22,927 YOU ARE YESTERDAY. 445 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:26,431 WHOEVER PULLED THIS CAPER IS TOMORROW. 446 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,932 HONEY BUNCH? 447 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,435 MR. WEBSTER, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MASSAGE. 448 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,437 DOES SHE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BURST IN-- 449 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,939 NO, NO, VERA, VERA! SIMPSON, YOU KNOW 450 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:36,441 MY PSYCHIC NUTRITIONIST? 451 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:37,442 HELLO. 452 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:40,445 WE'RE TRYING TO HOLD A MEETING HERE! 453 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,947 HOLD YOUR BREATH INSTEAD. 454 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:45,950 MAYBE YOU'LL TURN BLUE. HA! IMPROVEMENT. 455 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,453 I'M ABOUT TO TAKE A HUMAN LIFE! 456 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,955 SIMPSON, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US, PLEASE? 457 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:55,460 TELL HER I WON'T TO STOP-- LET HER-- 458 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,462 MOUTHS CLOSED. EARS OPEN. 459 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:58,463 SHE'S A PIG! 460 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,465 I CAN'T HAVE ANYONE WITH ME 461 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,966 WHO ISN'T WITH ME. 462 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,468 NOW... 463 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,969 SIMPSON, 464 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,471 WELL, OLD CHUM, WHAT NOW, 465 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,972 KISS THE 85 THOU GOODBYE? 466 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:10,975 KEEP PAYING THE THIEF HIS SALARY 467 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,978 UNTIL HE THINKS UP MORE WAYS TO SHAKE THE MONEY TREE? 468 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,981 HE'LL SLIP UP SOONER OR LATER. 469 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:17,982 WHY? 470 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:20,985 THEY SAY THAT IN THE MOVIES. 471 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,987 HE WON'T SLIP UP. 472 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,490 HE'LL KEEP A LOW PROFILE. 473 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,992 HE WON'T DO A THING 474 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:30,495 TO CALL ATTENTION TO HIMSELF. 475 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,996 UNLESS, OF COURSE, 476 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:35,500 HE IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER MORON. 477 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,001 [TIRES SCREECH] 478 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,052 WE'RE FIRST. UM...ANDREW. 479 00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:55,053 I'LL PICK CHRIS. 480 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:57,055 UM...MARK. 481 00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:59,057 I'LL TAKE JAMIE. 482 00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:01,059 WE'RE STUCK WITH RICKY? 483 00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:03,061 YOU LOST THE TOSS. 484 00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:05,063 COME ON, RICKY. 485 00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:06,564 COME ON, RICKY. 486 00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:08,066 GOOD LUCK. 487 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:09,567 I CAN'T STAND THIS. 488 00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:10,568 HE'LL BE OK. 489 00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:12,070 I WAS A LATE BLOOMER MYSELF. 490 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:14,572 IT'S NOT JUST THAT HE'S SMALL FOR HIS AGE. 491 00:31:14,572 --> 00:31:18,576 HE'S THE ONLY KID IN TOWN WITHOUT A FATHER. 492 00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:20,578 LOOK, HE'S STEWED TO THE GILLS 493 00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:22,580 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON. 494 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:25,083 HE ONLY HAD CHOCOLATE MILK. 495 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,084 I MEAN HIM. 496 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:27,085 HEY, SWEET THING. 497 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:28,086 KID GETTING HASSLED, HUH? 498 00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:30,088 KENT, YOU STILL HERE? 499 00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:32,090 I SEEM TO BE. 500 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:36,094 THE KID NEEDS POINTERS FROM THE CHAMP HERE. 501 00:31:36,094 --> 00:31:39,097 I WON THE ALL-COUNTRY BOWLING CHAMPIONSHIP. 502 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,598 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 503 00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:42,600 ACTUALLY, I CAN PLAY ANY SPORT. 504 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,102 BRAD, YOU'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE. 505 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:46,604 CLARK, HE'LL MAKE IT WORSE. 506 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:55,613 WATCH. HE'LL GET A SPARE. 507 00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:57,615 COME ON, RICKY. 508 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:00,118 HEY, KID, YOU'RE HOLDING IT ALL WRONG. 509 00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:02,620 I'LL SHOW YOU. 510 00:32:03,121 --> 00:32:04,122 UH, BRAD... 511 00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:06,624 I THINK HE'LL BE BETTER OFF 512 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,127 DOING IT HIS WAY. 513 00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:12,630 YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH, KENT. 514 00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:14,632 RICKY DOESN'T NEED A BOWLING LESSON 515 00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:16,134 IN FRONT OF THE OTHER KIDS. 516 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,135 HE NEEDS A MAN TO SHOW HIM. 517 00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:18,636 HE'S DOING FINE ON HIS OWN. 518 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:20,138 EXCUSE ME. 519 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,141 HERE YOU GO. 520 00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:26,644 GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT. 521 00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:30,148 OH! SORRY. 522 00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:38,156 AH-CHOO! 523 00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:47,665 GESUNDHEIT. 524 00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:49,167 THANK YOU. 525 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,470 HEY, GUS. 526 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,972 THE BOSS WANTS TO SEE YOU. 527 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,974 HE CAN SEE ME FROM HERE. 528 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:57,475 HELLO, MR. LEWIS. 529 00:32:57,475 --> 00:33:00,979 NOT THAT BOSS. THEBOSS. 530 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,981 YOU MEANTHEBOSS? 531 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:03,982 YEP. 532 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,984 WANTS TO SEE ME? 533 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:09,487 WHY WOULD HE WANT TO SEE ME? 534 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:10,989 WHY WOULD THE BOSS 535 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,991 WANT TO SEE ME? 536 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,994 THERE'S NO REASON. 537 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,997 OH, I KNOW! 538 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:22,000 MY SUGGESTION FOR THE VOLLEYBALL UNIFORMS. 539 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,501 THAT'S IT. 540 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,514 ROSS THE BOSS. 541 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,016 ROSS THE BOSS. 542 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,018 BOSSY ROSS THE BOSS. 543 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,521 BE CALM, BE COOL, BE COLLECTED. 544 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,524 OK, UH... 545 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,526 MR. WEB--MR. WEBSTER? 546 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:51,529 MR. WEBSTER? 547 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,032 MR. WEBSTER, I DID NOT... 548 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,034 MR. AUGUST GORMAN? 549 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,036 AAH! SIR! AUGUST GORMAN HERE. 550 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,538 I KNOW YOU'RE A COMPASSIONATE MAN. 551 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:02,540 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL 552 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:06,044 BECAUSE THERE'S ROBBERS AND RAPISTS-- 553 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,545 JUST ONE QUESTION. 554 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,547 YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GUY, 555 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,049 HAVEN'T YOU? 556 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,550 COME ON, ADMIT IT. 557 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:15,053 YOU'VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY. 558 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,054 I WAS-- 559 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,056 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND. 560 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:21,059 I CAN--WHAT DO YOUNG FOLKS SAY? 561 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:24,062 "DIG WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM, BROTHER." 562 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,065 YOU WANT TO BE RICH, RIGHT? 563 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,066 WELL, I... 564 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,067 I WAS BORN RICH. 565 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,069 NEVER WORN THE SAME SOCKS TWICE. 566 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,071 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR SOCKS? 567 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,572 THEY'RE LAUNDERED 568 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,575 AND SENT TO SOME CHARITABLE INSTITUTION. 569 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:40,578 MAYBE THEY'RE TURNED INTO DUST RAGS 570 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,580 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 571 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,082 OR MAYBE SOCKS. 572 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:47,085 YES. THAT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME. 573 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,087 GUS, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 574 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,588 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 575 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,090 A NAUGHTY GENIUS, 576 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,591 BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT. 577 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:54,592 CHEERS! 578 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,594 BECAUSE OF THE THING WITH THE COMPUTERS. 579 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,597 BECAUSE COMPUTERS RULE THE WORLD TODAY, 580 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,100 AND THE FELLOW THAT FOOLS COMPUTERS 581 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,602 CAN RULE THE WORLD. 582 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:07,105 I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A LONG TIME 583 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,107 FOR SOMEBODY TO MAKE THESE MACHINES DO 584 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,609 WHAT THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO. 585 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,111 UNDERSTAND? 586 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,112 YES! 587 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,614 WEBSCOE, THE WEBSCOE INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, 588 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,616 IS A FAMILY-OWNED CARTEL. 589 00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:20,118 LITTLE MAGNESIUM HERE, 590 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,120 LITTLE ZINC THERE. 591 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,621 YOU FOLLOW ME? 592 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:24,622 I FOLLOW YOU. 593 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:27,125 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW? 594 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,126 NO. 595 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,627 I WANT COFFEE. 596 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,629 BLACK? CREAM OR SUGAR? 597 00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:33,131 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 598 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,133 UNDER DIFFERENT COMPANY NAMES, 599 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,135 I CONTROL THE PRICE OF COFFEE BEANS 600 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,636 IN VENEZUELA, BRAZIL, BOLIVIA, JAMAICA, 601 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:40,638 AND THE REPUBLIC OF GABON. 602 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,140 BUT I'VE GOT A PROBLEM, 603 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,142 AND I THINK YOU CAN HELP ME. 604 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,644 ONE COUNTRY WON'T PLAY BALL. 605 00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:48,146 THAT CAN BUG A GUY. 606 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:49,647 THAT COULD BUG... 607 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,149 WHAT COUNTRY? 608 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,151 COLOMBIA. 609 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,652 COLOMBIA! 610 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,654 COLOMBIA HAS 2 IMPORTANT EXPORTS. 611 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,156 ONE IS COFFEE. 612 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,159 I'VE TRIED TO REASON WITH THEM. 613 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,661 BUT THIS ONE MISERABLE COUNTRY 614 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:07,165 THINKS IT CAN DICTATE 615 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,666 THE ECONOMY OF AN OPEN MARKET. 616 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,168 GUS... 617 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,669 GUS, MY FRIEND, 618 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:14,672 WE'RE GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON, 619 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,174 AREN'T WE? 620 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:17,675 MR. WEBSTER... 621 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:20,178 DESTROY THE COLOMBIAN COFFEE CROP 622 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:23,181 RIGHT DOWN TO THE LAST BEAN. 623 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,683 THE LAST BEAN? WE ARE? 624 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,186 BUT YOU GOT SO MUCH. 625 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:29,187 YOU KNOW-- 626 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,189 A WISE MAN SAID-- 627 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,191 I THINK IT WAS ATTILA THE HUN-- 628 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:36,194 "IT IS NOT ENOUGH THAT I SUCCEED. 629 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,196 EVERYONE ELSE MUST FAIL." 630 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,697 SEEMS FAIR. 631 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:40,698 GUS. 632 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:41,699 WHAT? 633 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:46,204 YOU ARE GOING TO DO THIS FOR ME. 634 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:48,706 HOW? 635 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,208 THE WEATHER. 636 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:53,711 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOUR MOTHER WAS HERE. 637 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,713 I'M HIS BABY SISTER. 638 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,217 GUS, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF VULCAN? 639 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,718 HI, MISS VULCAN. 640 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,221 VULCAN IS THE WEATHER SATELLITE 641 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,223 THAT'S MONITORING THE WEATHER. 642 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:08,226 IF SOMEBODY WERE TO REPROGRAM IT, 643 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:09,727 IT COULD DO MORE. 644 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,229 IT COULDMAKEWEATHER. 645 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,731 STORMS AND FLOODS. 646 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,233 BLIZZARDS, HEAT WAVES. 647 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:16,734 HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 648 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:20,238 LIKE EVERYTHING IN THE 20th CENTURY, 649 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:21,739 YOU PUSH BUTTONS. 650 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,241 THERE YOU GO. 651 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:26,744 IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE WON ANYTHING. 652 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,246 YOU WON MY HAND. 653 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,747 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 654 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,249 I WON ANYTHING VALUABLE. 655 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,751 GET ONE WITH THE SOMBREROS. 656 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:36,754 MR. WHITE, YOU BE IN THIS. 657 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,756 DO I HAVE TO? 658 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:39,757 WHY DO I? 659 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:40,758 YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T FIRE YOU. 660 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,760 I GET A CHANCE TO GET EXCLUSIVE PICTURES 661 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,762 OF THE BIGGEST CHEMICAL FACTORY FIRE IN HISTORY, 662 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:46,264 AND HE COMES HOME WITH A BROKEN LEG 663 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,766 AND 12 MELTED ROLLS OF FILM. 664 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,268 IT WAS HOT. 665 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,270 SMILE, MR. WHITE. 666 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,273 SOUTH AMERICA. WHAT LUCK! 667 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:58,776 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TRACED, 668 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:02,280 PUNCH IN TO SOME RINKY-DINK OUTFIT 669 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,782 THAT HAS A MICKEY-MOUSE COMPUTER. 670 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,785 SOMEPLACE YOU CAN SNEAK INTO, RIGHT? 671 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,289 SOMEPLACE WHERE NOBODY KNOWS HIM 672 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,791 SO THEY CAN'T CONNECT HIM WITH US. 673 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,793 WEBSCOE HAS 112 SUBSIDIARIES. 674 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,295 THEY'RE ALL LINKED 675 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:19,797 INTO THE CENTRAL COMPUTER SYSTEM. 676 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,800 HOW ABOUT SOMEPLACE...SMALL? 677 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:25,803 SMALLVILLE! 678 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,305 THIS IS SMALLVILLE. 679 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:30,308 WE'LL HAVE A 5-MINUTE STOP. 680 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,311 WATCH YOUR STEP, PLEASE. 681 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,812 THANKS, SELMA. 682 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,315 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 683 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,321 LET ME HELP YOU, LANA. 684 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,324 OH, I'M SORRY. 685 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:50,828 THANKS, CLARK. 686 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,330 SIT DOWN, BUSTER. GOOD BOY. 687 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:53,831 COME ON, BUSTER. 688 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,333 SIT DOWN! 689 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,834 ALL SET? GREAT. 690 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:02,340 WOW. 691 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,352 THAT'S IT, OK? 692 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,223 JESUS CHRIST! 693 00:39:20,224 --> 00:39:22,727 [THUNDER] 694 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:25,730 DON'T THEY HAVE PICNICS IN METROPOLIS? 695 00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:28,733 NOT LIKE THIS, RICKY. 696 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:30,234 WE DO THIS A LOT. 697 00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:31,736 YOU DO? 698 00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:34,238 STAY CLOSE AND BE CAREFUL. 699 00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:35,740 OK, MOM. 700 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,241 COME ON, BUSTER. 701 00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:39,744 LET'S FIND A RABBIT. 702 00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:41,245 THIS IS NICE FOR HIM. 703 00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:42,747 IT'S EVEN NICER 704 00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:44,749 WHEN THERE'S A MAN AROUND. 705 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:46,250 THERE'S A LOT OF CHOICES. 706 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,752 ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE MARRIED. 707 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:48,753 THAT'S WHY BRAD THINKS 708 00:39:49,253 --> 00:39:50,254 HE'S GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN. 709 00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:53,758 HE WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 710 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:57,762 I MEANT THERE'S A LOT OF CHOICES HERE. 711 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,764 THIS IS SOME PICNIC. 712 00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:01,265 THERE'S SOME OF THAT... 713 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:04,268 AND...MMM! GREEN STUFF. 714 00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:06,771 AND...HEY, PAT?. 715 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:12,276 BOY, THIS PAT? IS REALLY UNUSUAL. 716 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:13,778 I DIDN'T MAKE PA-- 717 00:40:13,778 --> 00:40:15,279 OH, CLARK. 718 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:17,281 THAT'S BUSTER'S DOG FOOD. 719 00:40:18,282 --> 00:40:19,784 IT'S GOOD. 720 00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:21,285 DON'T EAT IT! 721 00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:22,787 THIS IS NICE. 722 00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:23,788 HERE. 723 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,790 IT'S ALL RIGHT, LANA. 724 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:27,792 THANKS. 725 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,796 HEY! WHERE YOU GOING? 726 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:33,297 COME ON! BUSTER! 727 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,302 HOW LONG-- I WAS THINKING-- 728 00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:40,805 SORRY. GO AHEAD. 729 00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:42,306 YOU. 730 00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:46,310 WELL... 731 00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:50,815 I WAS THINKING SOMEBODY LIKE YOU 732 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:53,317 COULD DO WELL IN METROPOLIS. 733 00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:54,819 I HAVE TO FACE IT. 734 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:56,320 I'M NOT GOING TO FIND WHAT I WANT 735 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,323 IN SMALLVILLE ANYMORE. 736 00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:02,326 COULD I MAKE IT IN METROPOLIS? 737 00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:04,328 WHAT WOULD I DO? 738 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:07,832 CALL ME. 739 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:09,834 I WOULDN'T WANT TO. 740 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:12,336 WOULDN'T WANT TO CALL ME? 741 00:41:12,336 --> 00:41:15,339 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A NUISANCE. 742 00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:18,843 YOU COULDN'T BE A NUISANCE, LANA. 743 00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:22,847 CLARK, MAY I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 744 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:28,352 MY OIL PAN IS LEAKING. 745 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:35,860 SEE? THERE'S SOMETHING DRIPPING. 746 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,361 YOU NEED A HAND? 747 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:39,363 NO, THANKS. 748 00:41:39,363 --> 00:41:41,365 I STUDIED UP ON AUTO REPAIR. 749 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:43,868 LOOK AT THIS. 750 00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:46,871 OH, BOY. 751 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:52,376 [DOG WHIMPERING] 752 00:42:12,396 --> 00:42:14,899 LANA, I'LL GO SEE IF RICKY'S ALL RIGHT. 753 00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:15,900 YOU OK? 754 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:16,901 YEAH. 755 00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:07,451 GOSH! IS HE ALL RIGHT? 756 00:43:14,959 --> 00:43:15,960 HI. 757 00:43:19,463 --> 00:43:20,965 SUPERMAN? 758 00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:22,466 THAT'S ME. 759 00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:26,971 MOM! MOM! 760 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:30,474 RICKY! 761 00:43:30,975 --> 00:43:33,477 HAVE HIM CHECKED BY A DOCTOR. 762 00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:35,479 THANK YOU. I'M LANA LANG. 763 00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:36,981 THIS IS RICKY. 764 00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:38,482 THIS IS CLARK. 765 00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:41,986 I HAVE TO BE GOING. SO LONG, RICKY. 766 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:45,489 WE WERE FLYING! 767 00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:47,491 WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 768 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:48,993 LOOKING FOR BUSTER. 769 00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:50,494 BUSTER! 770 00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:51,996 I FOUND HIM! 771 00:43:51,996 --> 00:43:53,497 BUSTER! 772 00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:56,000 MR. KENT? 773 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,501 SUPERMAN WAS HERE! 774 00:43:57,501 --> 00:43:58,502 WHAT? 775 00:43:58,502 --> 00:44:00,004 HE REALLY WAS. 776 00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:01,639 AREN'T YOU EXCITED? 777 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,140 I'M FROM METROPOLIS. 778 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,643 I SEE SUPERMAN EVERY DAY. 779 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:06,644 YOU DO? 780 00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:09,647 COULD YOU GET ME HIS AUTOGRAPH? 781 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:14,151 IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME... 782 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,665 [BUZZER RINGS] 783 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,176 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 784 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:41,178 WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 785 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:42,179 WHAT? 786 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,683 FIRST OF ALL, THEY LOST THE INVOICE, 787 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:49,687 THEN REALIZED THEY WERE SHORT ON SOME ITEMS. 788 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:53,190 I RENTED A CAR BECAUSE I MISSED THE PLANE. 789 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:57,695 HAD A FLAT TIRE ON THE HIGHWAY. 790 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:01,198 HAD TO FIX IT MYSELF WITH THESE PINKIES. 791 00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:05,202 I FIGURED YOUR BOSS WOULD BE REAL PEEVED. 792 00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:07,204 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 793 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:10,708 HE'LL HANG OUR BUTTS AGAINST THE WALL. 794 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,210 HE WANTED THIS ORDER INSTALLED 795 00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:15,212 NO LATER THAN TOMORROW. 796 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,715 I GOT TO SET UP TONIGHT. 797 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,216 GET WHAT SET UP? 798 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,728 PAL, YOU'RE A REAL LIFESAVER. 799 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:32,730 I MEAN A REAL LIFESAVER! 800 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,231 WHERE'S THE OFFICE? 801 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:35,733 STRAIGHT AHEAD. 802 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:36,734 FOLLOW ME. 803 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,235 RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 804 00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,737 OH, YEAH. 805 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,238 NOT BAD. 806 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:42,740 PRETTY GOOD. 807 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,242 DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG 808 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:47,244 WITH THIS SINGAPORE WING? 809 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,747 SLING. SINGAPORE SLING. 810 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,249 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 811 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,251 THERE'S NOT ENOUGH VODKA. 812 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,754 THERE'S NO VODKA IN IT! 813 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,756 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 814 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,258 PUT SOME VODKA IN IT. 815 00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:02,760 WHAT DID YOU... 816 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,261 YOU KNOW, HEY... 817 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:11,769 THERE'S VODKA IN IT NOW, BUDDY. 818 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:17,274 YEAH. YEAH, PERFECT. 819 00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,276 YOU NEVER PASS OUT, DO YOU? 820 00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,277 NOPE. 821 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,282 NEVER. 822 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:28,285 COWBOY'S DOWN, BUDDY. 823 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:31,288 YOU THOUGHT I WAS DRUNK, TOO, 824 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,790 DIDN'T YOU? 825 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,291 HA HA! FOOLED YOU. 826 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,793 GET THE KEYS. 827 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:43,634 YEOWWW! 828 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:53,143 SOME...SOME... SOMEBODY'S DRUNK. 829 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:56,647 I'M NOT DRUNK. 830 00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:03,153 HELLO, BABY. 831 00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:04,655 HELLO, BABY. 832 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:06,156 OK. 833 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:08,158 ALL RIGHT. 834 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:10,160 LET'S GET DOWN TO IT 835 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,162 AND LET'S DO IT. 836 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:15,666 ONE, TWO, BUTTON YOUR SHOE. 837 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:21,672 THEN PUT IT IN... 838 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,684 BOTHKEYS... 839 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,186 AT THE SAME TIME? 840 00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:37,688 HO HO! 841 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,702 WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. 842 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:54,705 YOU THINK YOU'VE WON, DON'T YOU? 843 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:57,207 THE PHILLY FLASH. 844 00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:02,212 VROOM! VROOM! 845 00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:07,217 VROOM! VROOM! 846 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:50,260 OK...READY? 847 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:52,763 1... 848 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:53,764 2... 849 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,265 3! 850 00:49:04,307 --> 00:49:05,808 YEAH. NOW... 851 00:49:06,309 --> 00:49:09,312 WE'LL SEE WHAT WE'LL SEE. 852 00:50:29,392 --> 00:50:30,893 OH! 853 00:50:34,397 --> 00:50:35,398 OH... 854 00:50:46,409 --> 00:50:47,410 OH. 855 00:51:27,450 --> 00:51:30,252 COME ON. PLEASE LET ME IN. 856 00:51:32,755 --> 00:51:34,256 THERE IT IS! 857 00:51:34,256 --> 00:51:35,758 HELLO. NOW! 858 00:51:36,258 --> 00:51:37,760 GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS. 859 00:51:40,763 --> 00:51:42,264 I AM A GENIUS. 860 00:51:43,766 --> 00:51:46,268 I AM A... 861 00:51:54,777 --> 00:51:56,278 UM...LONGITUDE. 862 00:51:56,278 --> 00:51:59,782 AND THE OTHER THING... LATITUDE, RIGHT? 863 00:52:15,798 --> 00:52:17,299 OH, LOOK, MOREY. 864 00:52:17,299 --> 00:52:18,801 A NATIVE WEDDING. 865 00:52:20,302 --> 00:52:22,304 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 866 00:52:35,317 --> 00:52:36,819 iARRIBA! 867 00:52:44,326 --> 00:52:47,830 THEY NEVER TOLD US THIS WAS THE RAINY SEASON. 868 00:53:24,867 --> 00:53:26,368 Newscaster: METEOROLOGISTS ARE BAFFLED 869 00:53:26,869 --> 00:53:29,371 BY THE TORNADO AND TORRENTIAL RAINSTORMS 870 00:53:29,371 --> 00:53:31,373 THAT STRUCK COLOMBIA THIS AFTERNOON, 871 00:53:31,373 --> 00:53:33,876 THREATENING TO DESTROY THE NATION'S COFFEE CROP 872 00:53:34,376 --> 00:53:36,378 FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS. 873 00:53:36,378 --> 00:53:37,880 GALE-FORCE WINDS UP TO 250 MILES AN HOUR 874 00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:41,383 HAVE LASHED THE COUNTRYSIDE, 875 00:53:41,383 --> 00:53:43,385 WHILE 12 INCHES OF RAINFALL 876 00:53:43,886 --> 00:53:46,388 HAVE BEEN RECORDED IN ONE DAY. 877 00:53:46,889 --> 00:53:48,057 A SPOKESMAN FROM CALTECH 878 00:53:48,057 --> 00:53:51,560 SAID THIS WAS THE MOST AWESOME DISPLAY OF-- 879 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,062 TURN IT OFF! 880 00:53:53,562 --> 00:53:55,064 IF I LAUGH HARDER, 881 00:53:55,064 --> 00:53:57,066 I'LL SPLIT MY SIDES. 882 00:53:57,066 --> 00:53:59,568 ...SEEMS TO DEFY ALL LAWS OF WEATHER SYSTEMS 883 00:53:59,568 --> 00:54:01,570 KNOWN TO SCIENCE. 884 00:54:06,075 --> 00:54:08,077 POOR LITTLE COLOMBIA. 885 00:54:08,077 --> 00:54:11,580 WELL. HA HA HA HA! 886 00:54:19,088 --> 00:54:22,091 OOH! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT, 887 00:54:22,091 --> 00:54:23,592 YOU BIG SILLY! 888 00:54:23,592 --> 00:54:27,096 BUBBA, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE'RE ON TO? 889 00:54:27,096 --> 00:54:31,100 DO I? EVERY TIME A DRUNK SOBERS UP, 890 00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:32,601 HE'LL DRINK WEBSTER COFFEE. 891 00:54:33,102 --> 00:54:34,103 WHY STOP AT COFFEE? 892 00:54:34,603 --> 00:54:37,606 COFFEE GETS THE WORLD OFF TO WORK. 893 00:54:37,606 --> 00:54:40,609 BUT WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD WORKING? 894 00:54:40,609 --> 00:54:42,611 DIET SODA? 895 00:54:42,611 --> 00:54:44,613 VERA, YOU MEAN... 896 00:54:45,114 --> 00:54:46,115 YOU MEAN-- 897 00:54:46,115 --> 00:54:48,617 TODAY, COFFEE... 898 00:54:48,617 --> 00:54:51,120 TOMORROW, THE OIL! 899 00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:52,121 OIL? 900 00:54:52,621 --> 00:54:54,623 IF GUS GORMAN CAN PUSH THE RIGHT BUTTONS-- 901 00:54:55,124 --> 00:54:57,126 I CAN HAVE IT ALL. 902 00:54:57,626 --> 00:55:00,629 ALL THE OIL, ALL THE PUMPS, 903 00:55:00,629 --> 00:55:02,631 ALL THE TANKERS. 904 00:55:02,631 --> 00:55:04,133 THIS IS SOME NIFTY IDEA, VERA. 905 00:55:04,633 --> 00:55:05,134 BOSS! 906 00:55:05,634 --> 00:55:07,136 JUST THE MAN I WANT TO SEE. 907 00:55:07,636 --> 00:55:10,139 IT IS NOT MY FAULT. 908 00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:12,141 WHAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT? 909 00:55:12,141 --> 00:55:14,643 SUPERMAN STARTED DOING HIS THING 910 00:55:15,144 --> 00:55:17,146 WHEN YOU STARTED DOING YOURS. 911 00:55:17,646 --> 00:55:19,648 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 912 00:55:20,149 --> 00:55:21,150 WHAT AM I-- 913 00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:23,652 IT WAS ON TELEVISION, MAN. 914 00:55:24,153 --> 00:55:25,654 DON'T CALL ME MAN. 915 00:55:25,654 --> 00:55:28,657 I SAW COLOMBIA BITE THE DUST. 916 00:55:28,657 --> 00:55:32,161 YOU DIDN'T SEE THE MAN FLYING OUT OF THE SKY 917 00:55:32,161 --> 00:55:34,663 WITH HIS CAPE FLAPPING IN THE... 918 00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:42,171 HIS CAPE WAS FLAPPING IN THE WIND. 919 00:55:42,171 --> 00:55:45,674 HE WAS FLYING! HE WAS GREAT! WOOSHHH! 920 00:55:46,175 --> 00:55:49,178 HIS CAPE BLEW IN THE WIND LIKE THIS, 921 00:55:49,678 --> 00:55:52,181 AND HE LANDED IN THE MIDDLE 922 00:55:52,181 --> 00:55:54,183 OF THIS BIG PLANTATION. 923 00:55:54,183 --> 00:55:58,187 HE CHECKED EVERYTHING OUT WITH HIS X-RAY VISION. 924 00:55:58,187 --> 00:56:00,689 THEN HE PUT LASER BEAMS 925 00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:03,692 OUT OF HIS EYES ONTO EVERYTHING. 926 00:56:03,692 --> 00:56:05,194 BZZZZ! 927 00:56:05,194 --> 00:56:07,196 AND GUESS WHAT? 928 00:56:07,196 --> 00:56:09,698 DRIED UP EVERYTHING, JUST LIKE THAT! 929 00:56:09,698 --> 00:56:11,200 DRIED IT UP 930 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,702 LIKE MACHINES IN MEN'S ROOMS, 931 00:56:13,702 --> 00:56:17,206 YOU KNOW, WHERE THE HOT AIR COMES OUT? 932 00:56:17,206 --> 00:56:19,208 SOMETIMES THEY DON'T WORK. 933 00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:20,709 BUT SUPERMAN'S WORKED. 934 00:56:20,709 --> 00:56:23,712 AND YOU THINK HE TOOK BOWS? 935 00:56:23,712 --> 00:56:26,715 NO, SIR. HE FLIES OFF AGAIN! 936 00:56:26,715 --> 00:56:29,218 HE SAW WHAT CAUSED THE TROUBLE 937 00:56:29,218 --> 00:56:31,220 AND FLEW INTO THE TORNADO, 938 00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:35,224 WENT DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE TORNADO, 939 00:56:35,224 --> 00:56:37,226 AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN! 940 00:56:37,726 --> 00:56:40,229 I THOUGHT I'D GO CRAZY! 941 00:56:40,229 --> 00:56:43,232 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! 942 00:56:43,232 --> 00:56:46,735 THE BIG END WAS ON THE BOTTOM. 943 00:56:46,735 --> 00:56:50,239 THE LITTLE END WAS ON THE TOP. 944 00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:52,241 MR. ROSS, IT WAS... 945 00:56:54,743 --> 00:56:56,245 SUPERMAN'S BAD. 946 00:56:56,245 --> 00:56:58,747 I'LL SAY HE WAS. 947 00:56:58,747 --> 00:57:01,250 I MEAN, HE WAS BAD! 948 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:02,251 NO. 949 00:57:02,751 --> 00:57:03,252 NO! 950 00:57:03,752 --> 00:57:04,253 NO! 951 00:57:04,753 --> 00:57:06,255 LET ME HELP. 952 00:57:06,255 --> 00:57:09,258 IT WAS A PERFECT PLAN, FOOLPROOF! 953 00:57:09,258 --> 00:57:10,759 WE WERE THE FOOLS. 954 00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:13,262 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 955 00:57:13,262 --> 00:57:14,763 I DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO. 956 00:57:15,264 --> 00:57:16,265 HE RUINED IT. 957 00:57:16,765 --> 00:57:19,268 THE LOUSY DO-GOODER RUINED IT. 958 00:57:19,268 --> 00:57:23,772 NOW HE'LL STICK HIS NOSE INTO MY OIL SCHEME 959 00:57:23,772 --> 00:57:25,774 AND RUIN THAT, TOO. 960 00:57:26,275 --> 00:57:28,777 I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF HIM. 961 00:57:29,278 --> 00:57:31,280 BUT HOW, SHOOT HIM? 962 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:32,781 KRYPTONITE. 963 00:57:32,781 --> 00:57:33,782 WHAT? 964 00:57:33,782 --> 00:57:36,785 OR KRYPTONHAM... 965 00:57:36,785 --> 00:57:38,287 OR KRYPTONHEIMER? 966 00:57:38,787 --> 00:57:41,290 THERE'S STUFF THAT CAN HURT SUPERMAN. 967 00:57:41,290 --> 00:57:43,292 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 968 00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:44,793 I KNOW SOME THINGS. 969 00:57:45,294 --> 00:57:48,297 SO I UNDERSTAND FROM THE GRAFFITI I'VE SEEN. 970 00:57:48,297 --> 00:57:49,798 SHE'S RIGHT. 971 00:57:49,798 --> 00:57:52,801 KRYPTONITE! I REMEMBER READING ABOUT IT. 972 00:57:53,302 --> 00:57:54,303 WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? 973 00:57:54,303 --> 00:57:55,804 THE SAME PLANET SUPERMAN CAME FROM-- 974 00:57:55,804 --> 00:57:56,805 KRYPTON. 975 00:57:56,805 --> 00:58:00,309 WHERE IS KRYPTON? 976 00:58:00,309 --> 00:58:02,311 IT BLEW UP IN SPACE MANY YEARS AGO. 977 00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:05,814 THEY SENT SUPERMAN HERE WHEN HE WAS A BABY. 978 00:58:05,814 --> 00:58:06,815 I KNOW SOME THINGS, TOO. 979 00:58:06,815 --> 00:58:07,816 WAIT A MINUTE. 980 00:58:08,317 --> 00:58:11,820 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A PLANET EXPLODES-- 981 00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:14,323 DEBRIS, THINGS FLOATING IN SPACE. 982 00:58:14,323 --> 00:58:18,327 WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHERE IN HEAVEN KRYPTON WAS 983 00:58:18,327 --> 00:58:21,830 AND HAVE GUS CONTACT THE VULCAN SATELLITE. 984 00:58:21,830 --> 00:58:23,832 GUS HAS BEEN THINKING. 985 00:58:23,832 --> 00:58:25,834 THAT'S WHY I KEEP YOU AROUND. 986 00:58:26,335 --> 00:58:28,837 I'M THINKING I'M NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY 987 00:58:29,338 --> 00:58:30,339 FOR THIS GIG. 988 00:58:30,839 --> 00:58:32,841 GUS... 989 00:58:32,841 --> 00:58:36,345 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE, IT'S GREED. 990 00:58:36,345 --> 00:58:39,848 GREED? MR. ROSS, JUST A MINUTE. 991 00:58:39,848 --> 00:58:41,850 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 992 00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:43,352 I CAN'T SKI! 993 00:58:43,352 --> 00:58:44,353 AHHHHH! 994 00:58:44,853 --> 00:58:48,857 AHHHHH! 995 00:58:48,857 --> 00:58:53,862 OHHHHHH! 996 00:58:59,868 --> 00:59:02,871 [WHISTLES] 997 00:59:02,871 --> 00:59:04,373 [HORN HONKS] 998 00:59:08,877 --> 00:59:11,213 OHH! 999 00:59:15,217 --> 00:59:18,220 Ross: ONCE GUS CONTACTS THE VULCAN SATELLITE, 1000 00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:20,722 HE ORDERS IT TO SEARCH OUTER SPACE 1001 00:59:21,223 --> 00:59:23,725 AROUND WHERE KRYPTON WENT BYE-BYE. 1002 00:59:33,235 --> 00:59:34,736 THE LASER PROBE 1003 00:59:34,736 --> 00:59:36,238 LOCKS ONTO A CHUNK OF KRYPTONITE. 1004 00:59:36,238 --> 00:59:38,240 THE COMPUTER ANALYZES THE COMPONENTS, 1005 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:42,744 AND THE LAB DUPLICATES THE STUFF. 1006 00:59:42,744 --> 00:59:44,746 UNKNOWN? 1007 00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:46,748 UNKNOWN? 1008 01:00:02,764 --> 01:00:05,767 WHAT THE HELL? THEY DON'T SMOKE IT. 1009 01:00:12,274 --> 01:00:14,776 MR. WHITE CAN'T BE DISTURBED. 1010 01:00:14,776 --> 01:00:17,779 AFTER ALL, HE IS THE EDITOR. 1011 01:00:17,779 --> 01:00:19,281 WHERE IS HE? 1012 01:00:19,281 --> 01:00:21,283 HE'LL PAY FOR THIS. 1013 01:00:21,283 --> 01:00:23,785 IT'S NOT MR. WHITE'S FAULT. 1014 01:00:23,785 --> 01:00:26,788 GET OUT YOUR WALLET, MR. EDITOR! 1015 01:00:26,788 --> 01:00:28,290 GOOD MORNING. 1016 01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:30,292 DON'T "GOOD MORNING" ME! 1017 01:00:30,292 --> 01:00:34,296 "OLD RELATIONSHIPS SUDDENLY SEEM VERY MUCH THE SAME. 1018 01:00:34,296 --> 01:00:36,798 "THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL..." 1019 01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:41,303 "IS STILL THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL." 1020 01:00:41,303 --> 01:00:42,804 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1021 01:00:42,804 --> 01:00:44,306 [RING] 1022 01:00:44,806 --> 01:00:45,807 HELLO. 1023 01:00:46,308 --> 01:00:48,310 HELLO? OH, HI, CLARK. 1024 01:00:48,810 --> 01:00:50,312 LANA! HI. 1025 01:00:50,812 --> 01:00:53,815 I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU. 1026 01:00:53,815 --> 01:00:57,819 OH! LISTEN, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH RICKY. 1027 01:00:57,819 --> 01:00:58,820 WHY? WHAT'S WRONG? 1028 01:00:59,321 --> 01:01:02,824 IT'S THE AUTOGRAPH YOU GOT FROM SUPERMAN. 1029 01:01:02,824 --> 01:01:04,326 HE TOLD THE KIDS 1030 01:01:04,326 --> 01:01:07,329 SUPERMAN'S COMING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY WEDNESDAY. 1031 01:01:07,329 --> 01:01:11,333 WHEN SUPERMAN DOESN'T SHOW UP, IT'S GOING TO... 1032 01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:13,335 WELL, IN THIS CASE, 1033 01:01:13,335 --> 01:01:16,838 I THINK I CAN SPEAK FOR SUPERMAN. 1034 01:01:16,838 --> 01:01:18,340 WE'RE PRETTY CLOSE. 1035 01:01:18,340 --> 01:01:22,344 TELL RICKY SUPERMAN WILL BE THERE ON WEDNESDAY. 1036 01:01:22,344 --> 01:01:26,348 WELL, HE'LL GET THE BEST HOME-COOKED MEAL 1037 01:01:26,348 --> 01:01:29,351 HE'S HAD IN A LONG TIME. 1038 01:01:29,351 --> 01:01:32,354 TELL SUPERMAN WE THINK HE'S WONDERFUL. 1039 01:01:32,354 --> 01:01:34,356 BUT, CLARK... 1040 01:01:34,356 --> 01:01:36,358 YOU'RE THE BEST. 1041 01:01:40,862 --> 01:01:42,864 I'LL TAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT. 1042 01:01:42,864 --> 01:01:45,367 IT WASN'T OUR FAULT. 1043 01:01:45,367 --> 01:01:47,869 IT WAS AN ACT OF GOD. 1044 01:01:47,869 --> 01:01:49,371 IN A CHURCH? 1045 01:02:01,883 --> 01:02:04,886 HEY, HERE'S THAT COMPOUND YOU ORDERED. 1046 01:02:04,886 --> 01:02:08,390 CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT, 1047 01:02:08,390 --> 01:02:10,392 BUT YOU GOT IT. 1048 01:02:13,895 --> 01:02:17,399 WHAT THE HELL AM I AFRAID FOR? 1049 01:02:17,399 --> 01:02:18,900 I'M FROM EARTH. 1050 01:02:20,902 --> 01:02:23,238 [MARCHING BAND PLAYS] 1051 01:02:23,238 --> 01:02:25,740 LANA, I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING ALL THIS. 1052 01:02:25,740 --> 01:02:28,743 I GUESS THEY GOT CARRIED AWAY. 1053 01:02:42,257 --> 01:02:43,758 SUPERMAN... 1054 01:02:43,758 --> 01:02:45,760 WE ALL KNOW 1055 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,263 THAT YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR HONORS, 1056 01:02:48,263 --> 01:02:51,266 BUT WHEN WE HEARD 1057 01:02:51,266 --> 01:02:53,268 YOU WERE COMING TO SEE RICKY, 1058 01:02:53,268 --> 01:02:55,770 WE REALIZED THIS WAS OUR CHANCE 1059 01:02:55,770 --> 01:02:57,772 TO THANK YOU 1060 01:02:57,772 --> 01:03:00,275 FOR PUTTING OUT THE FIRE 1061 01:03:00,275 --> 01:03:03,778 AND FOR SAVING LITTLE RICKY. 1062 01:03:03,778 --> 01:03:06,281 SINCE YOU ALREADY HAVE THE KEY 1063 01:03:06,281 --> 01:03:07,282 TO OUR HEARTS, 1064 01:03:07,282 --> 01:03:08,783 SUPERMAN... 1065 01:03:08,783 --> 01:03:10,285 MAY I PRESENT YOU 1066 01:03:10,285 --> 01:03:13,788 WITH THE KEY TO THE CITY? 1067 01:03:13,788 --> 01:03:15,290 THANK YOU, SIR. 1068 01:03:15,790 --> 01:03:16,791 THANK YOU. 1069 01:03:18,793 --> 01:03:21,296 THANK YOU. 1070 01:03:21,296 --> 01:03:23,465 [HORN HONKS] 1071 01:03:23,465 --> 01:03:24,966 [HONK] 1072 01:03:36,978 --> 01:03:38,480 AS YOU WERE! 1073 01:03:41,483 --> 01:03:42,984 NOW, LISTEN UP! 1074 01:03:42,984 --> 01:03:46,488 I JUST CAME DIRECTLY FROM THE PENTAGON, 1075 01:03:46,488 --> 01:03:48,490 AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE 1076 01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:51,993 THERE'S A DAMN GOOD REASON I DID. 1077 01:03:51,993 --> 01:03:53,995 BECAUSE GOD'S GIVEN US 1078 01:03:53,995 --> 01:03:59,000 ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFTS IN THE WORLD-- 1079 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,002 CHEMICALS! 1080 01:04:02,003 --> 01:04:07,008 YOU LIKE TO SIT IN CHURCH ON SUNDAY, DON'T YOU? 1081 01:04:07,008 --> 01:04:11,012 YOU LIKE TO SIT AND WATCH THE SUPER BOWL. 1082 01:04:11,012 --> 01:04:12,514 SIT ON WHAT? 1083 01:04:14,516 --> 01:04:18,520 YOU SIT ON MOLDED PLASTIC SEATS-- 1084 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:23,525 MOLDED TO YOUR WELL-FED BEHINDS! 1085 01:04:24,526 --> 01:04:27,529 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU 1086 01:04:27,529 --> 01:04:30,532 THAT AMERICA LEADS THE WORLD IN PLASTICS. 1087 01:04:30,532 --> 01:04:35,537 WE CANNOT AFFORD A CHEMICAL PLASTICS GAP! 1088 01:04:35,537 --> 01:04:37,539 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 1089 01:04:37,539 --> 01:04:40,041 DO YOU WANT 1090 01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:43,044 OUR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 1091 01:04:43,044 --> 01:04:47,549 SITTING DOWN TO WRITE A PEACE TREATY 1092 01:04:47,549 --> 01:04:51,052 AND HAVE HIS BALLPOINT PEN BUST OPEN 1093 01:04:51,052 --> 01:04:54,556 AND INK RUN ALL OVER HIS PANTS 1094 01:04:54,556 --> 01:04:56,057 IN FRONT OF WORLD LEADERS? 1095 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,061 NOW WE ALL KNOW 1096 01:05:00,562 --> 01:05:02,063 THAT LAST WEEK, 1097 01:05:02,063 --> 01:05:04,566 HALF OF THIS GREAT NATION 1098 01:05:04,566 --> 01:05:06,568 ALMOST BIT THE BULLET, 1099 01:05:06,568 --> 01:05:10,071 IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS MAN HERE. 1100 01:05:10,071 --> 01:05:11,072 YAY! YAY! 1101 01:05:11,072 --> 01:05:13,074 ALL I CAN SAY 1102 01:05:13,074 --> 01:05:16,077 IS THANK THE LORD FOR SUPERMAN. 1103 01:05:16,077 --> 01:05:19,581 YAY! YAY! YAY! 1104 01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,586 SUPERMAN, YOU SAVED OUR BACON, 1105 01:05:24,586 --> 01:05:28,089 AND I'D LIKE TO SHOW OUR GRATITUDE. 1106 01:05:30,091 --> 01:05:34,095 THIS IS A SMALL TOKEN OF OUR APPRECIATION 1107 01:05:34,095 --> 01:05:38,600 FOR SAVING US FROM A CHEMICAL PLANT DISASTER. 1108 01:05:43,605 --> 01:05:45,106 THANK YOU. 1109 01:05:45,106 --> 01:05:47,609 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GENERAL. 1110 01:05:47,609 --> 01:05:50,111 IT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU. 1111 01:06:00,622 --> 01:06:02,123 IT'S VERY NICE. 1112 01:06:09,130 --> 01:06:13,134 HOW DO I KNOW WHAT "UNKNOWN" MEANS? 1113 01:06:13,134 --> 01:06:16,638 UNKNOWN MEANS NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS. 1114 01:06:16,638 --> 01:06:18,139 HELLO, BOSS? 1115 01:06:18,139 --> 01:06:19,641 GUS GORMAN HERE. 1116 01:06:19,641 --> 01:06:21,142 IKNOWTHAT. 1117 01:06:21,142 --> 01:06:23,144 HOW DID IT GO? 1118 01:06:23,144 --> 01:06:26,648 YOU KNOW HOW THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND THE RECIPE 1119 01:06:26,648 --> 01:06:28,149 IN THAT CHICKEN IN THE BUCKET, 1120 01:06:28,650 --> 01:06:29,651 AND NOBODY KNOWS THE INGREDIENT 1121 01:06:30,151 --> 01:06:33,655 BECAUSE IT'S UNKNOWN? 1122 01:06:33,655 --> 01:06:37,158 WELL, IN KRYPTONITE, THERE'S AN UNKNOWN ELEMENT, 1123 01:06:37,158 --> 01:06:38,159 AND SUPERMAN DIDN'T DIE. 1124 01:06:38,159 --> 01:06:40,662 HE DIDN'T DIE. 1125 01:06:40,662 --> 01:06:43,665 I ASKED YOU TO KILL SUPERMAN, 1126 01:06:43,665 --> 01:06:45,667 AND YOU'RE TELLING ME 1127 01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:49,170 YOU COULDN'T DO THAT ONE SIMPLE THING? 1128 01:06:51,673 --> 01:06:53,174 UH... 1129 01:06:53,174 --> 01:06:54,676 HELLO? 1130 01:06:55,677 --> 01:06:56,678 HELLO. 1131 01:07:07,522 --> 01:07:10,525 HE HASN'T HAD A NAP FOR YEARS. 1132 01:07:11,025 --> 01:07:14,028 THIS WAS A BIG DAY. THANK YOU. 1133 01:07:14,028 --> 01:07:16,531 THANK YOU FOR THAT WONDERFUL LUNCH. 1134 01:07:16,531 --> 01:07:19,534 I DO LIKE TO COOK. 1135 01:07:19,534 --> 01:07:21,536 YOU'LL TAKE COFFEE, WON'T YOU? 1136 01:07:21,536 --> 01:07:23,037 YES, PLEASE. 1137 01:07:23,037 --> 01:07:24,539 DECAFFEINATED, OF COURSE. 1138 01:07:24,539 --> 01:07:25,540 RIGHT. 1139 01:07:25,540 --> 01:07:27,542 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1140 01:07:30,044 --> 01:07:31,546 HELLO? 1141 01:07:31,546 --> 01:07:33,047 YES. 1142 01:07:34,048 --> 01:07:35,550 WHAT? 1143 01:07:35,550 --> 01:07:37,051 REALLY? 1144 01:07:37,051 --> 01:07:39,554 YEAH, YEAH. HE'S HERE. 1145 01:07:39,554 --> 01:07:42,056 I'LL TELL HIM. BYE-BYE. 1146 01:07:42,056 --> 01:07:44,058 THAT WAS MY FRIEND BETTY. 1147 01:07:44,058 --> 01:07:46,060 THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT. 1148 01:07:46,561 --> 01:07:48,563 A TRUCK CRASHED THROUGH THE RIVER BRIDGE. 1149 01:07:48,563 --> 01:07:50,064 IT'S HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE, 1150 01:07:50,064 --> 01:07:52,567 AND THE DRIVER'S STILL IN THE CAB. 1151 01:07:52,567 --> 01:07:55,069 I HATE TO RUSH YOU. 1152 01:07:55,570 --> 01:07:56,571 THERE'S NO RUSH. 1153 01:07:56,571 --> 01:07:58,573 BUT THE BRIDGE. 1154 01:07:59,073 --> 01:08:01,075 I ALWAYS GET THERE ON TIME. 1155 01:08:01,576 --> 01:08:02,577 LET'S RELAX. 1156 01:08:15,590 --> 01:08:18,593 IT'S UNUSUAL FINDING A GOOD-LOOKING GIRL 1157 01:08:19,093 --> 01:08:21,596 LIKE YOU ALONE LIKE THIS. 1158 01:08:30,104 --> 01:08:31,606 LISTEN, UM... 1159 01:08:32,106 --> 01:08:34,108 SHOULDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING 1160 01:08:34,609 --> 01:08:35,610 ABOUT THE BRIDGE? 1161 01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:37,612 WHAT BRIDGE? 1162 01:08:42,617 --> 01:08:44,118 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1163 01:08:47,121 --> 01:08:49,624 I HAVE TO GET GOING. 1164 01:08:58,633 --> 01:09:00,635 GET HIM OUT OF THERE! 1165 01:09:01,135 --> 01:09:02,637 GET HIM OUT, QUICK! 1166 01:09:03,137 --> 01:09:05,139 THAT THING'S GOING TO GO. 1167 01:09:19,153 --> 01:09:22,156 EVERYBODY OK? 1168 01:09:22,156 --> 01:09:24,659 WHAT CAN I DO? 1169 01:09:25,159 --> 01:09:26,160 NOTHING, NOW. 1170 01:09:26,661 --> 01:09:28,663 IF ONLY YOU'D GOTTEN HERE SOONER. 1171 01:09:36,871 --> 01:09:38,873 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 1172 01:10:39,934 --> 01:10:41,936 STRONZO, SUPERMAN! 1173 01:10:43,438 --> 01:10:47,442 "AT A SPECIAL SESSION OF THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY, 1174 01:10:47,442 --> 01:10:49,944 "178 COUNTRIES VOTED TO CENSURE SUPERMAN 1175 01:10:49,944 --> 01:10:52,447 WITH ONLY COLOMBIA ABSTAINING." 1176 01:10:52,947 --> 01:10:55,450 I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING. 1177 01:10:55,450 --> 01:10:57,952 HE WASN'T SO MEAN AND NASTY 1178 01:10:57,952 --> 01:10:59,454 IN SMALLVILLE. 1179 01:10:59,454 --> 01:11:00,955 HE WAS SO NICE, 1180 01:11:00,955 --> 01:11:04,959 I HATED LAYING THAT BIG CHUNK OF... 1181 01:11:04,959 --> 01:11:05,960 KRYPTONITE! 1182 01:11:06,461 --> 01:11:07,462 DON'T YOU SEE? 1183 01:11:07,962 --> 01:11:11,466 THAT STUFF WASN'T A COMPLETE FAILURE AFTER ALL. 1184 01:11:11,466 --> 01:11:14,469 AFTER GUS GAVE IT TO HIM, 1185 01:11:14,469 --> 01:11:16,971 HE BECAME AN EVIL, SELFISH-- 1186 01:11:16,971 --> 01:11:17,972 A NORMAL PERSON. 1187 01:11:18,473 --> 01:11:19,474 NOW THAT SUPERMAN 1188 01:11:19,974 --> 01:11:22,477 IS OUT OF THE NICE GUY BUSINESS... 1189 01:11:22,477 --> 01:11:23,978 WE CAN WORK ON THAT OIL. 1190 01:11:24,479 --> 01:11:27,482 HA HA HA... 1191 01:11:47,502 --> 01:11:50,505 Announcer: AND NOW, THE SUPREME MOMENT 1192 01:11:50,505 --> 01:11:52,507 AS THE LAST RUNNER, 1193 01:11:52,507 --> 01:11:54,008 THE ONE GIVEN THE GREAT HONOR 1194 01:11:54,509 --> 01:11:56,511 OF LIGHTING THE CEREMONIAL FLAME 1195 01:11:56,511 --> 01:12:00,014 RUNS THE LAST LEG OF A MARATHON 1196 01:12:00,014 --> 01:12:02,016 THAT BEGAN 7 DAYS AGO, 1197 01:12:02,016 --> 01:12:04,018 AS THIS TORCH WAS PASSED 1198 01:12:04,519 --> 01:12:06,020 FROM ATHLETE TO ATHLETE 1199 01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:08,523 FOR 970 MILES 1200 01:12:08,523 --> 01:12:10,024 ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 1201 01:12:51,032 --> 01:12:54,035 HOW CAN HE SAY PURE CATEGORIES 1202 01:12:54,035 --> 01:12:56,537 HAVE NO MEANING IN TRANSCENDENTAL LOGIC? 1203 01:12:56,537 --> 01:12:58,039 WHAT ABOUT SYNTHETIC UNITY? 1204 01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:02,043 HI, HONEY. AM I IN YOUR WAY? 1205 01:13:02,043 --> 01:13:03,044 STICK AROUND. 1206 01:13:03,044 --> 01:13:04,045 YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING. 1207 01:13:04,045 --> 01:13:06,047 HI, LORELEI. 1208 01:13:06,047 --> 01:13:09,050 OIL TANKERS ARE CONTROLLED BY COMPUTERS. 1209 01:13:09,050 --> 01:13:12,053 COMPUTERS TELL THEM WHERE TO GO 1210 01:13:12,053 --> 01:13:14,555 AND WHERE TO DELIVER OIL. 1211 01:13:14,555 --> 01:13:16,557 DON'T THEY HAVE CAPTAINS? 1212 01:13:16,557 --> 01:13:19,560 YES, BUT THEY DON'T NEED THEM. 1213 01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:21,562 IT'S SENTIMENTAL SEAFARING BALONEY. 1214 01:13:21,562 --> 01:13:23,564 YOU'LL COMMAND THE TANKERS 1215 01:13:23,564 --> 01:13:26,567 TO SAIL TOWARD A 50-MILE AREA 1216 01:13:26,567 --> 01:13:27,568 IN THE ATLANTIC. 1217 01:13:27,568 --> 01:13:29,070 AND DO WHAT? 1218 01:13:29,070 --> 01:13:32,073 AND DO NOTHING. 1219 01:13:32,073 --> 01:13:34,075 JUST SIT THERE. 1220 01:13:34,575 --> 01:13:38,079 HOW WILL THE PEOPLE GET THEIR OIL? 1221 01:13:38,079 --> 01:13:42,083 YOU CATCH ON FAST, OLD BUDDY. 1222 01:13:43,584 --> 01:13:46,087 EVERY OIL PUMP IN AMERICA 1223 01:13:46,087 --> 01:13:47,588 IS RUN BY-- 1224 01:13:47,588 --> 01:13:49,090 COMPUTERS, I KNOW! 1225 01:13:49,090 --> 01:13:50,591 STOP INTERRUPTING! 1226 01:13:50,591 --> 01:13:52,093 I'M SORRY. 1227 01:13:52,093 --> 01:13:54,595 YOU WILL COMMAND THE PUMPS 1228 01:13:54,595 --> 01:13:56,097 TO STOP PUMPING. 1229 01:13:56,097 --> 01:14:00,601 THEN I WANT YOU TO PROGRAM ONE SPECIAL COMMAND 1230 01:14:00,601 --> 01:14:02,603 INTO ALL THESE SYSTEMS. 1231 01:14:02,603 --> 01:14:05,606 TELL THEM THESE ORDERS ARE IRREVERSIBLE 1232 01:14:05,606 --> 01:14:07,608 SO IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE 1233 01:14:07,608 --> 01:14:09,610 TO SWITCH THEM BACK. 1234 01:14:09,610 --> 01:14:11,612 CAN YOU DO THIS FOR ME, OLD BUDDY? 1235 01:14:11,612 --> 01:14:14,115 OLD PAL? 1236 01:14:20,621 --> 01:14:24,125 YOU GET YOUR WAY ALL THE TIME. 1237 01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:26,627 AND IT'S NOT RIGHT. 1238 01:14:28,129 --> 01:14:31,632 WHEN DO I GET A TASTE? 1239 01:14:37,138 --> 01:14:38,139 I THINK YOU'VE ALREADY 1240 01:14:38,139 --> 01:14:41,142 HAD A TASTE OF FREEDOM, HAVEN'T YOU? 1241 01:14:41,642 --> 01:14:44,645 OR WOULD YOU PREFER JAIL? 1242 01:14:44,645 --> 01:14:46,647 YOU CAN'T RUN THAT JAIL NUMBER ANYMORE. 1243 01:14:47,148 --> 01:14:50,151 I MEAN MORE TO YOU OUT HERE 1244 01:14:50,151 --> 01:14:52,153 DOING THINGS FOR YOU 1245 01:14:52,153 --> 01:14:55,156 THAN SITTING IN JAIL DOING NOTHING FOR NOBODY. 1246 01:14:55,156 --> 01:14:58,659 I SEE. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1247 01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:06,667 A WASTEBASKET? 1248 01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:08,169 NO. 1249 01:15:08,169 --> 01:15:09,670 THESE ARE PLANS. 1250 01:15:09,670 --> 01:15:12,173 BLUEPRINTS. 1251 01:15:12,173 --> 01:15:13,174 FOR WHAT? 1252 01:15:13,174 --> 01:15:14,675 A COMPUTER. 1253 01:15:14,675 --> 01:15:17,678 YOU'VE ALREADY GOT COMPUTERS. 1254 01:15:17,678 --> 01:15:21,182 THERE'S NOT A COMPUTER LIKE THIS ANYPLACE. 1255 01:15:21,682 --> 01:15:23,684 IT DOESN'T EXIST. 1256 01:15:23,684 --> 01:15:25,186 WE HAVE TO BUILD IT. 1257 01:15:25,686 --> 01:15:27,188 WHAT WILL IT DO? 1258 01:15:27,188 --> 01:15:29,190 ANYTHING I TELL IT. 1259 01:15:29,690 --> 01:15:31,692 WHAT WILL IT DO FOR ME? 1260 01:15:32,193 --> 01:15:37,198 ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO TELL IT TO DO FOR YOU. 1261 01:15:42,703 --> 01:15:43,704 TELL ME. 1262 01:15:44,205 --> 01:15:45,706 FIRST OF ALL, 1263 01:15:45,706 --> 01:15:48,209 IF ANYONE ATTACKS THIS MACHINE, 1264 01:15:48,709 --> 01:15:50,711 THE COMPUTER COUNTER-ATTACKS THEM. 1265 01:15:51,212 --> 01:15:54,715 IT FINDS THEIR WEAKNESSES AND WIPES THEM OUT. 1266 01:15:55,216 --> 01:15:57,718 RIGHT. YOU DEAL WITH MY OIL, 1267 01:15:58,219 --> 01:16:01,222 AND I'LL BUILD YOU YOUR MACHINE. 1268 01:16:04,225 --> 01:16:05,726 OK, I'LL DO IT, 1269 01:16:06,227 --> 01:16:10,231 BUT I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS IRREVERSIBLE BUSINESS. 1270 01:16:26,747 --> 01:16:29,750 ALL KINDS OF-- WHAT THE HELL? 1271 01:16:32,753 --> 01:16:35,756 THAT'S IT. THE LAST TANKER. 1272 01:16:35,756 --> 01:16:38,759 THEY'RE ALL MINE NOW. ALL MINE. 1273 01:16:38,759 --> 01:16:40,261 YAY! 1274 01:16:40,261 --> 01:16:41,762 NOT QUITE. 1275 01:16:41,762 --> 01:16:43,264 HMM? 1276 01:16:43,264 --> 01:16:46,767 WHAT'S THAT IN THE UPPER MIDDLE QUADRANT? 1277 01:16:46,767 --> 01:16:48,269 IT'S A TANKER. 1278 01:16:49,770 --> 01:16:52,940 AND IT'S GOING THE WRONG WAY. 1279 01:17:02,950 --> 01:17:04,952 SKIPPER, THERE IT IS AGAIN. 1280 01:17:05,453 --> 01:17:07,955 "PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO LATITUDE 30 NORTH 1281 01:17:08,456 --> 01:17:10,458 "LONGITUDE 45 WEST. 1282 01:17:10,458 --> 01:17:12,460 THERE AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS." 1283 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,463 THAT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC. 1284 01:17:15,963 --> 01:17:16,964 I'M NOT GOING THERE 1285 01:17:17,465 --> 01:17:19,967 JUST TO AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS! 1286 01:17:20,468 --> 01:17:22,970 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO METROPOLIS, 1287 01:17:23,471 --> 01:17:26,474 AND WE'RE GOING TO METROPOLIS. 1288 01:17:37,985 --> 01:17:39,987 THAT'S WHERE SHE IS. 1289 01:17:39,987 --> 01:17:42,990 GET IT UP THERE! 1290 01:17:42,990 --> 01:17:44,492 MISS! 1291 01:17:44,492 --> 01:17:46,994 MISS, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1292 01:17:46,994 --> 01:17:51,499 WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU! 1293 01:17:51,499 --> 01:17:52,500 DO NOT JUMP! 1294 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:55,503 I REPEAT, DO NOT JUMP! 1295 01:17:55,503 --> 01:17:57,505 THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER GET HERE. 1296 01:17:57,505 --> 01:18:00,508 DON'T EXPECT ME TO SAVE YOU. 1297 01:18:00,508 --> 01:18:02,510 I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 1298 01:18:02,510 --> 01:18:05,513 I'M LONG PAST SAVING. 1299 01:18:10,017 --> 01:18:14,021 WELL...DON'T LET ME KEEP YOU FROM ANYTHING. 1300 01:18:14,522 --> 01:18:16,524 I'M IN NO RUSH. 1301 01:18:21,529 --> 01:18:24,532 WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 1302 01:18:24,532 --> 01:18:26,033 LOTS OF THINGS. 1303 01:18:26,534 --> 01:18:27,535 OH, YEAH? 1304 01:18:27,535 --> 01:18:29,036 AH! 1305 01:18:29,036 --> 01:18:30,037 OOH! 1306 01:18:30,538 --> 01:18:32,540 DO ME ONE FAVOR FIRST. 1307 01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:35,543 WHAT'S THAT? 1308 01:18:35,543 --> 01:18:37,545 WELL... 1309 01:18:37,545 --> 01:18:39,547 THERE'S THIS LITTLE BOAT, 1310 01:18:39,547 --> 01:18:41,048 AND IT'S NOT GOING 1311 01:18:41,048 --> 01:18:44,051 WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO. 1312 01:19:20,588 --> 01:19:22,089 Man: STOP ALL ENGINES! 1313 01:19:23,591 --> 01:19:26,093 STOP ALL ENGINES! 1314 01:19:31,599 --> 01:19:35,603 THE THIRD AND FOURTH TANK! 1315 01:20:18,145 --> 01:20:19,647 HI. 1316 01:20:35,162 --> 01:20:38,666 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE APRèèS SKI? 1317 01:20:48,676 --> 01:20:50,177 CHAMPAGNE? 1318 01:21:11,198 --> 01:21:13,200 AAH! 1319 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,203 TAKE YOUR TURN LIKE ANYBODY ELSE! 1320 01:21:16,203 --> 01:21:17,705 FRED! STOP IT! 1321 01:21:20,708 --> 01:21:22,710 HE'S COMING OVER HERE, MARTHA! 1322 01:21:25,212 --> 01:21:26,714 OOH! OOH! 1323 01:21:26,714 --> 01:21:28,215 DON'T YOU DO THAT! 1324 01:21:29,717 --> 01:21:31,218 OH! 1325 01:21:31,218 --> 01:21:32,720 PLEASE! 1326 01:21:37,725 --> 01:21:40,227 HIT HIM WITH YOUR HANDBAG! 1327 01:21:43,230 --> 01:21:44,732 PLEASE HELP ME! 1328 01:21:44,732 --> 01:21:47,735 SOMEBODY'S BEATING UP MY HUSBAND! 1329 01:21:47,735 --> 01:21:49,737 JACK, GO WITH HER. 1330 01:21:49,737 --> 01:21:51,238 THIRD ONE TODAY. 1331 01:21:51,238 --> 01:21:53,240 AT NIGHT, IT'S WORSE. 1332 01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:54,742 SOMEBODY'S BEHIND THIS. 1333 01:21:54,742 --> 01:21:57,745 YOU CAN'T TELL ME THERE'S NO OIL 1334 01:21:57,745 --> 01:21:59,747 AND THAT SOMEONE'S NOT GETTING RICH OFF THIS. 1335 01:21:59,747 --> 01:22:01,248 SOMEONE'S ALWAYS GETTING RICH. 1336 01:22:01,248 --> 01:22:02,750 AND YOU KNOW WHO SUFFERS? 1337 01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:04,251 THE SMALL GUY. 1338 01:22:04,251 --> 01:22:08,255 Radio: THE EAST COAST GETS THE BRUNT OF THE SPILL. 1339 01:22:42,289 --> 01:22:44,792 GUYS, TAKE THAT IN HERE. 1340 01:22:50,798 --> 01:22:53,801 NO, I CANNOT GO OUT WITH YOU TONIGHT. 1341 01:22:53,801 --> 01:22:55,302 I'M BUSY TOMORROW NIGHT, TOO. 1342 01:22:55,803 --> 01:22:57,304 DOING WHAT? 1343 01:22:57,805 --> 01:22:59,306 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 1344 01:22:59,807 --> 01:23:01,308 I GOT TO GO. 1345 01:23:01,809 --> 01:23:02,810 RICKY NEEDS ME. 1346 01:23:03,310 --> 01:23:06,313 BRAD, PLEASE STOP CALLING! 1347 01:23:06,313 --> 01:23:07,815 LISTEN TO ME. 1348 01:23:07,815 --> 01:23:10,818 YOU BETTER APPRECIATE BRAD. 1349 01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:12,820 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT IN SMALLVILLE? 1350 01:23:18,325 --> 01:23:21,829 WHAT ELSE HAVE I GOT IN SMALLVILLE? 1351 01:23:21,829 --> 01:23:25,332 I THINK I GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER. 1352 01:23:25,833 --> 01:23:27,334 SO DO I. 1353 01:23:34,842 --> 01:23:36,343 SMALLVILLE AIRPORT. 1354 01:23:36,343 --> 01:23:39,847 WHAT FLIGHTS DO YOU HAVE TO METROPOLIS? 1355 01:23:40,013 --> 01:23:41,014 MMM. 1356 01:23:41,014 --> 01:23:42,516 MMM. 1357 01:23:44,518 --> 01:23:47,020 WHERE DO I PUT THIS? 1358 01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:48,522 OVER THERE. THERE. 1359 01:23:48,522 --> 01:23:51,024 WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS? 1360 01:23:51,024 --> 01:23:53,026 PUT IT UP THERE! 1361 01:23:55,028 --> 01:23:56,530 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1362 01:23:56,530 --> 01:23:59,032 I'M NOT GOING IN THERE. 1363 01:24:19,553 --> 01:24:21,555 HEY! HEY! 1364 01:24:30,063 --> 01:24:32,065 JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE. 1365 01:24:53,587 --> 01:24:55,088 I CAN'T GET THROUGH. 1366 01:24:55,088 --> 01:24:56,590 THERE'S SOMETHING HAPPENING. 1367 01:24:56,590 --> 01:24:58,091 LOOK! SUPERMAN'S DRUNK! 1368 01:24:58,091 --> 01:25:00,093 I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING. 1369 01:25:00,093 --> 01:25:01,094 RICKY! RICKY! 1370 01:25:01,094 --> 01:25:02,596 RICKY! 1371 01:25:04,598 --> 01:25:06,099 THANK YOU. 1372 01:25:06,099 --> 01:25:07,601 IT'S A DISGRACE. 1373 01:25:07,601 --> 01:25:09,603 NOBODY'LL TRUST THAT CREEP AGAIN. 1374 01:25:14,608 --> 01:25:17,611 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? HUH? 1375 01:25:17,611 --> 01:25:19,613 EXCUSE ME, SUPERMAN, 1376 01:25:19,613 --> 01:25:21,615 IT'S ME, RICKY. 1377 01:25:21,615 --> 01:25:23,617 RICKY FROM SMALLVILLE. 1378 01:25:23,617 --> 01:25:25,619 SAY YOU WON'T HURT ANYBODY! 1379 01:25:26,119 --> 01:25:27,120 RICKY, HE'S CHANGED! 1380 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,623 MAYBE HE'S JUST SICK. 1381 01:25:29,623 --> 01:25:31,625 SUPERMAN, PLEASE GET BETTER! 1382 01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:34,127 HE'S NOT LISTENING TO YOU. 1383 01:25:34,127 --> 01:25:35,629 YES, HE IS. 1384 01:25:35,629 --> 01:25:37,631 HE'S GOT SUPERHEARING. 1385 01:25:37,631 --> 01:25:40,133 SUPERMAN, YOU'RE JUST IN A SLUMP! 1386 01:25:40,133 --> 01:25:42,636 YOU'LL BE GREAT AGAIN! 1387 01:25:42,636 --> 01:25:44,137 DO IT, SUPERMAN! 1388 01:25:44,137 --> 01:25:46,139 SUPERMAN, YOU CAN HEAR ME, 1389 01:25:46,139 --> 01:25:47,641 CAN'T YOU? 1390 01:25:47,641 --> 01:25:50,644 SUPERMAN, YOU'RE JUST IN A SLUMP! 1391 01:25:50,644 --> 01:25:52,646 YOU'LL BE GREAT AGAIN! 1392 01:25:52,646 --> 01:25:55,148 YOU CAN DO IT, SUPERMAN! 1393 01:25:55,148 --> 01:25:58,151 SUPERMAN, YOU CAN HEAR ME. 1394 01:25:58,318 --> 01:25:58,819 YOU'RE JUST IN A SLUMP. 1395 01:25:59,319 --> 01:26:00,821 I KNOW YOU CAN... 1396 01:26:01,321 --> 01:26:03,824 YOU CAN DO IT, SUPERMAN. 1397 01:26:10,831 --> 01:26:13,333 AAAAAAHHH! 1398 01:26:13,333 --> 01:26:16,336 AAAAAAHHH! 1399 01:26:16,336 --> 01:26:18,338 HE'S GONE NUTS! 1400 01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:20,841 COME ON! 1401 01:27:43,924 --> 01:27:45,425 HA HA HA HA! 1402 01:27:45,926 --> 01:27:49,930 I CAN GIVE AS GOOD AS I GET. 1403 01:27:50,931 --> 01:27:53,433 YEAH? ALL RIGHT. 1404 01:27:53,433 --> 01:27:55,435 COME ON! COME ON! 1405 01:28:21,461 --> 01:28:23,964 TOO WARM FOR YOU, HUH? 1406 01:28:23,964 --> 01:28:25,465 HUH? 1407 01:28:26,466 --> 01:28:27,968 COME ON, CHICKEN! 1408 01:28:27,968 --> 01:28:29,970 COME AND GET ME. 1409 01:28:29,970 --> 01:28:31,471 GET UP! 1410 01:28:43,483 --> 01:28:44,985 AAH! 1411 01:28:44,985 --> 01:28:46,486 AAH! 1412 01:28:52,492 --> 01:28:55,495 YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO FLY, KENT. 1413 01:28:55,495 --> 01:28:56,997 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE. 1414 01:33:50,657 --> 01:33:52,659 SKIPPER! 1415 01:34:06,673 --> 01:34:09,676 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 1416 01:34:55,889 --> 01:34:58,391 Ross: LORELEI AMBROSIA ISN'T AT HOME, 1417 01:34:58,391 --> 01:35:02,395 BUT IF YOU CARE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, 1418 01:35:02,395 --> 01:35:05,398 WHY NOT DELIVER IT TO HER IN PERSON? 1419 01:35:05,398 --> 01:35:09,903 SO YOU'VE FINALLY SHOWN YOUR TRUE COLORS. 1420 01:35:09,903 --> 01:35:12,405 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR US, 1421 01:35:12,405 --> 01:35:14,908 HERE'S WHERE YOU'LL FIND US. 1422 01:35:14,908 --> 01:35:16,409 DO DROP IN. 1423 01:35:22,415 --> 01:35:23,917 THESE ARE FUN! 1424 01:35:23,917 --> 01:35:25,919 FUN? THE FUN'S JUST STARTING. 1425 01:35:26,419 --> 01:35:28,421 WAIT TILL SUPERMAN FINDS US. 1426 01:35:28,922 --> 01:35:30,423 THEN YOU'LL SEE FUN. 1427 01:35:30,924 --> 01:35:32,425 YOU'RE GOING TO MESS WITH SUPERMAN? 1428 01:35:32,926 --> 01:35:34,427 I WANT TO BE READY 1429 01:35:34,928 --> 01:35:36,429 WHEN HE FALLS INTO OUR TRAP. 1430 01:35:36,429 --> 01:35:40,934 WHY CAN'T YOU BALLOON DOWN LIKE US? 1431 01:35:41,434 --> 01:35:41,935 OH... 1432 01:35:42,435 --> 01:35:43,937 NO WAY. 1433 01:35:43,937 --> 01:35:47,941 I DON'T BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY. 1434 01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:06,960 GEE! WATCH OUT, HORSIE! 1435 01:36:16,469 --> 01:36:17,971 NO! DON'T, DON'T! 1436 01:36:18,471 --> 01:36:20,473 JUST DON'T TRY TO FLY. 1437 01:36:20,974 --> 01:36:22,976 DON'T TRY TO FLY. 1438 01:36:34,487 --> 01:36:35,989 HEY THERE! 1439 01:36:36,489 --> 01:36:38,992 GET OUT OF MY WAY. 1440 01:36:57,010 --> 01:36:58,511 HURRY! HERE WE ARE! 1441 01:36:59,012 --> 01:37:00,513 I AM HURRYING. 1442 01:37:05,018 --> 01:37:06,519 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! 1443 01:37:07,020 --> 01:37:08,521 TURN ON THE LIGHT. 1444 01:37:09,022 --> 01:37:10,523 WHERE'S THE LIGHT SWITCH? 1445 01:37:11,024 --> 01:37:13,526 WHERE DO YOU USUALLY FIND IT? 1446 01:37:14,027 --> 01:37:15,028 OH! IT'S PITCH BLACK! 1447 01:37:15,528 --> 01:37:17,030 OOH, THAT'S BETTER. 1448 01:37:20,533 --> 01:37:22,535 WOW! WHAT A JUKEBOX! 1449 01:37:23,036 --> 01:37:25,538 I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I? 1450 01:37:25,538 --> 01:37:28,041 THERE! THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER. 1451 01:37:35,048 --> 01:37:37,050 IT DOES EVERYTHING A NORMAL COMPUTER CAN DO 1452 01:37:37,050 --> 01:37:39,552 AND A THOUSAND THINGS NONE OF THEM CAN DO. 1453 01:37:39,552 --> 01:37:41,554 LET'S GIVE IT A DRY RUN. 1454 01:37:41,554 --> 01:37:42,555 WE'VE GOT TO WAIT FOR GUS. 1455 01:37:42,555 --> 01:37:44,057 WHO NEEDS GUS? 1456 01:37:44,057 --> 01:37:48,061 HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN OPERATE IT. 1457 01:37:48,061 --> 01:37:50,563 I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT COMPUTERS 1458 01:37:50,563 --> 01:37:52,565 TO PUT A Ph.D. TO SHAME. 1459 01:37:52,565 --> 01:37:57,070 YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LET HIM RUN THE SHOW. 1460 01:37:57,070 --> 01:38:01,074 PEONS NEVER TIDY UP WHEN THEY'RE DONE WORKING. 1461 01:38:01,074 --> 01:38:02,575 COME ON, BUBBA, IT'S SHOWTIME. 1462 01:38:05,078 --> 01:38:06,579 ENGAGE THOSE BUTTONS 1463 01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:09,082 TO ACTIVATE THE ALPHA CIRCUIT 1464 01:38:09,582 --> 01:38:10,583 AND UNLOCK THE MODULAR GRID. 1465 01:38:11,084 --> 01:38:12,585 YOU! ACTIVATE CIRCUITS 1466 01:38:12,585 --> 01:38:15,588 29 THROUGH W-7 1467 01:38:16,089 --> 01:38:18,091 AND START FULL POWER COORDINATES 1468 01:38:18,091 --> 01:38:19,592 ON EXTERIOR DEFENSIVE SYSTEMS. 1469 01:38:20,093 --> 01:38:22,595 IN OTHER WORDS, PUSH THIS RED BUTTON. 1470 01:38:23,096 --> 01:38:26,099 HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 1471 01:38:42,582 --> 01:38:44,083 HE'S HERE! 1472 01:38:44,083 --> 01:38:46,586 LET'S GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT! 1473 01:38:48,087 --> 01:38:50,089 NOW LET'S SEE... 1474 01:38:50,089 --> 01:38:52,592 TRACKING SYSTEMS LOCKED. 1475 01:39:18,117 --> 01:39:20,620 LET THE GAMES BEGIN! 1476 01:39:20,620 --> 01:39:23,122 DON'T TENSE UP, HONEY. 1477 01:39:52,151 --> 01:39:53,152 NEARLY! 1478 01:39:55,154 --> 01:39:58,157 COME ON, BUBBA, YOU'RE WASTING ROCKETS! 1479 01:40:05,164 --> 01:40:07,166 COME ON, SUPERMAN! 1480 01:40:08,167 --> 01:40:11,170 LET HIM HAVE IT, ROSS! 1481 01:40:16,676 --> 01:40:19,178 BUBBA, KEEP FIRING. 1482 01:40:19,679 --> 01:40:22,181 I'LL GET THE M-X READY. 1483 01:40:48,708 --> 01:40:51,711 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 1484 01:40:52,211 --> 01:40:54,213 YO! HYAH! WHOA! 1485 01:40:59,719 --> 01:41:01,220 KEEP YOUR ROCKETS COMING! 1486 01:41:01,220 --> 01:41:03,723 HE WON'T NOTICE THE MISSILE UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE. 1487 01:41:11,230 --> 01:41:13,733 SO MUCH FOR YOUR CATLIKE REFLEXES. 1488 01:41:24,243 --> 01:41:25,244 GOD! 1489 01:41:27,246 --> 01:41:28,247 AHA! 1490 01:41:33,453 --> 01:41:34,954 OH! OH! 1491 01:41:34,954 --> 01:41:36,956 NO! NO MORE! 1492 01:41:36,956 --> 01:41:38,958 LOOK! YOU SIT! 1493 01:41:38,958 --> 01:41:39,959 SIT! 1494 01:41:39,959 --> 01:41:40,960 SIT! 1495 01:41:44,464 --> 01:41:45,965 HELP! 1496 01:41:46,466 --> 01:41:46,966 HELLO! 1497 01:41:47,467 --> 01:41:48,468 GIT, YOU JACKASS! 1498 01:41:48,968 --> 01:41:50,970 THAT'S HIM OUT OF THE WAY! 1499 01:41:51,471 --> 01:41:53,473 NOW, SISTER, 1500 01:41:53,473 --> 01:41:54,974 WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTROL 1501 01:41:55,475 --> 01:41:56,476 ALL THE WORLD'S WEAPONS SYSTEMS? 1502 01:41:56,476 --> 01:41:59,979 BABY! IT'S DADDY! 1503 01:41:59,979 --> 01:42:03,483 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BABY? 1504 01:42:03,483 --> 01:42:04,984 GUS, OLD BUDDY GENIUS! 1505 01:42:04,984 --> 01:42:06,986 COME JOIN THE FUN! 1506 01:42:18,498 --> 01:42:19,999 HE'S STILL COMING! 1507 01:42:19,999 --> 01:42:22,502 ARM THE INNER DEFENSES! 1508 01:42:26,506 --> 01:42:28,508 WEBSTER, THE GAME'S OVER. 1509 01:42:28,508 --> 01:42:30,009 HI, HONEY. 1510 01:42:30,009 --> 01:42:32,011 I DON'T KNOW YOU. 1511 01:42:33,012 --> 01:42:35,014 BUT THE OTHER NIGHT... 1512 01:42:37,517 --> 01:42:39,519 I'M SORRY. THAT WASN'T ME. 1513 01:42:39,519 --> 01:42:41,521 THAT GUY'S GONE. 1514 01:42:43,022 --> 01:42:44,524 YOU'RE NEXT, WEBSTER! 1515 01:42:46,025 --> 01:42:48,528 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COMPUTERS. 1516 01:42:48,528 --> 01:42:51,030 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 1517 01:42:51,030 --> 01:42:53,533 IT'S TYPICAL OF YOU. 1518 01:42:53,533 --> 01:42:57,036 ALL YOU FOUR WANT IS TO HELP YOURSELVES. 1519 01:42:57,036 --> 01:42:59,038 "FOUR...OF YOU"? 1520 01:42:59,539 --> 01:43:00,540 YOU MEAN US... FOUR? 1521 01:43:00,540 --> 01:43:01,541 WAIT! 1522 01:43:01,541 --> 01:43:03,543 OH, HEY, MAN! 1523 01:43:03,543 --> 01:43:06,546 THAT'S ONLY HIS LAST NAME. 1524 01:43:07,046 --> 01:43:07,547 CALL HIM SUPERMAN. 1525 01:43:08,047 --> 01:43:11,050 SEE, I'M NOT WITH THEM, SUPERMAN. 1526 01:43:11,050 --> 01:43:13,052 YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME. 1527 01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:23,062 THAT'S VERY GOOD. 1528 01:43:25,064 --> 01:43:29,068 LET'S SEE HOW LONG HE CAN CARRY ON WITHOUT AIR. 1529 01:43:50,556 --> 01:43:53,059 HE'S GOING TO GET ME! 1530 01:43:53,059 --> 01:43:54,560 DON'T BET ON IT! 1531 01:44:04,070 --> 01:44:06,072 NO! NO... AHHH... 1532 01:44:06,072 --> 01:44:08,574 YOU'RE HURTING HIM. 1533 01:44:08,574 --> 01:44:09,575 AH! 1534 01:44:12,078 --> 01:44:13,579 THAT'S KRYPTONITE! 1535 01:44:13,579 --> 01:44:16,082 THIS TIME WE GOT IT RIGHT! 1536 01:44:16,082 --> 01:44:17,083 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 1537 01:44:17,583 --> 01:44:18,084 YOU'VE INVENTED A MACHINE 1538 01:44:18,584 --> 01:44:21,587 THAT FINDS ANYBODY'S WEAK SPOT. 1539 01:44:21,587 --> 01:44:24,090 YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY 1540 01:44:24,590 --> 01:44:27,093 AS THE MAN WHO KILLED SUPERMAN. 1541 01:44:27,593 --> 01:44:28,094 I'M--NO. 1542 01:44:28,594 --> 01:44:30,096 SUPERMAN! 1543 01:44:30,596 --> 01:44:31,097 NO! 1544 01:44:31,597 --> 01:44:34,600 WAIT A MINUTE! 1545 01:44:35,101 --> 01:44:35,601 TURN THE POWER UP! 1546 01:44:36,102 --> 01:44:38,104 HE'S HAD ENOUGH POWER. 1547 01:44:41,607 --> 01:44:43,109 TURN IT UP! 1548 01:44:43,109 --> 01:44:45,111 POWER! MORE POWER! 1549 01:44:56,122 --> 01:44:58,124 AH! OWW! 1550 01:45:06,132 --> 01:45:07,133 OK...75. 1551 01:45:07,633 --> 01:45:09,635 37, THEN 75. 1552 01:45:10,636 --> 01:45:12,638 PLEASE... 1553 01:45:13,639 --> 01:45:16,142 THERE'S A CURRENT LEVEL OF 7. 1554 01:45:16,642 --> 01:45:18,144 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE... 1555 01:45:18,644 --> 01:45:20,646 THERE IT IS! 1556 01:45:23,149 --> 01:45:25,151 SHH! SHH! 1557 01:45:46,672 --> 01:45:47,673 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1558 01:45:47,673 --> 01:45:50,676 I DON'T KNOW. THE POWER'S GONE. 1559 01:45:50,676 --> 01:45:52,678 GUS PULLED THE PLUG OUT! 1560 01:45:53,179 --> 01:45:55,681 IT WORKS. IT WORKS! 1561 01:45:55,681 --> 01:45:57,183 I GOT IT! 1562 01:45:57,683 --> 01:46:00,186 I GOT IT! I GOT THE... 1563 01:46:00,186 --> 01:46:01,187 I...OOOHHH... 1564 01:46:01,187 --> 01:46:03,189 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 1565 01:46:03,189 --> 01:46:04,190 OHHHH... 1566 01:46:04,190 --> 01:46:05,691 GIVE ME THAT. 1567 01:46:05,691 --> 01:46:07,193 THIS SCREW? 1568 01:46:07,193 --> 01:46:08,694 THAT SCREW. 1569 01:46:08,694 --> 01:46:09,695 NEVER. 1570 01:46:13,699 --> 01:46:16,202 HEY! I CAN'T SEE! 1571 01:46:17,203 --> 01:46:18,704 [BONES CRUNCH] 1572 01:46:42,428 --> 01:46:44,430 HOLY... 1573 01:46:44,430 --> 01:46:47,433 NO! MAKE IT STOP! 1574 01:46:48,434 --> 01:46:50,436 IT'S OUT OF CONTROL! 1575 01:46:50,436 --> 01:46:51,937 BUT HOW? 1576 01:46:51,937 --> 01:46:53,939 WHERE'S THE POWER COMING FROM? 1577 01:46:56,942 --> 01:46:58,444 IT'S FEEDING ITSELF. 1578 01:46:58,444 --> 01:47:00,946 IT WANTS TO LIVE! 1579 01:47:23,469 --> 01:47:24,970 WHAT'S THIS HERE? 1580 01:47:24,970 --> 01:47:27,473 WE'LL GO TO THE ZOO. 1581 01:47:27,473 --> 01:47:28,974 THEN WE'LL GO-- 1582 01:47:29,975 --> 01:47:31,477 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1583 01:47:31,477 --> 01:47:32,978 IT'S OK, RICKY! 1584 01:47:32,978 --> 01:47:34,480 TURN THE LIGHTS ON! 1585 01:47:53,999 --> 01:47:57,002 STOP IT! YOU'RE KILLING HIM! 1586 01:47:58,003 --> 01:48:00,005 DON'T! STOP! 1587 01:48:08,013 --> 01:48:09,515 YEAH! 1588 01:48:12,017 --> 01:48:13,519 PUT ME DOWN! 1589 01:48:30,536 --> 01:48:33,539 DON'T LEAVE US ALONE, SUPERMAN! 1590 01:48:37,042 --> 01:48:38,344 I GET IT. 1591 01:48:38,344 --> 01:48:39,845 THE COAXIAL SHAFT 1592 01:48:39,845 --> 01:48:42,848 IS ENDANGERING THE GRID SOURCE FACTOR. 1593 01:48:42,848 --> 01:48:45,351 WE'RE THROUGH, FROGFACE. I'M SPLITTING! 1594 01:48:45,351 --> 01:48:46,852 WAIT A MINUTE! 1595 01:48:48,854 --> 01:48:50,356 HEY, GIRLS! 1596 01:48:50,356 --> 01:48:51,857 GIRLS! COME ON! 1597 01:48:57,363 --> 01:48:57,863 SIS! 1598 01:48:58,364 --> 01:48:59,865 OH! HELP ME! 1599 01:49:02,868 --> 01:49:04,870 SIS! 1600 01:49:10,376 --> 01:49:11,877 SIS? 1601 01:49:14,880 --> 01:49:16,882 OH, MY GOD! 1602 01:49:23,889 --> 01:49:25,891 WHAT IS THAT? 1603 01:49:37,403 --> 01:49:38,404 LORELEI! 1604 01:49:39,905 --> 01:49:41,407 SHE GOT ME! 1605 01:49:41,407 --> 01:49:43,409 IT'S YOUR BUBBA! 1606 01:50:21,447 --> 01:50:22,948 HELP ME! HELP! 1607 01:50:24,950 --> 01:50:26,952 SUPERMAN! 1608 01:50:29,955 --> 01:50:30,456 HONEY! 1609 01:50:30,956 --> 01:50:32,458 HONEY, I'M STUCK HERE! 1610 01:50:32,958 --> 01:50:34,460 WHAT ABOUT ME? 1611 01:50:45,471 --> 01:50:46,972 LOOK OUT! 1612 01:52:34,913 --> 01:52:36,915 AAH! 1613 01:52:55,934 --> 01:52:57,936 BUBBA? 1614 01:53:43,148 --> 01:53:45,150 THANK YOU, BROTHER. 1615 01:53:52,157 --> 01:53:53,158 REGULAR OR PREMIUM? 1616 01:53:53,158 --> 01:53:54,660 WHAT THE HELL? 1617 01:53:54,660 --> 01:53:58,664 GIVE HER THE GOOD STUFF. 1618 01:53:58,664 --> 01:54:01,166 HOW YOU DOING THERE, GUS? 1619 01:54:01,166 --> 01:54:02,668 PLEASE DON'T TALK! 1620 01:54:02,668 --> 01:54:05,170 I'M HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE HANGING ON. 1621 01:54:05,170 --> 01:54:08,173 I'LL GO SLOW. YOU'RE PERFECTLY SAFE. 1622 01:54:08,173 --> 01:54:11,176 ANY MAN WHO CAN TRICK MY MACHINE 1623 01:54:11,176 --> 01:54:12,678 CAN DO ANYTHING. 1624 01:54:12,678 --> 01:54:15,681 HOW DID YOU BEAT MY DEFENSES? 1625 01:54:15,681 --> 01:54:18,684 THE MACHINE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS IN TROUBLE. 1626 01:54:18,684 --> 01:54:22,187 I WENT IN THERE WITH PLAIN ACID. 1627 01:54:22,187 --> 01:54:25,190 WHEN THAT STUFF GETS HOT ENOUGH, 1628 01:54:25,190 --> 01:54:26,191 IT'LL EAT THROUGH ANYTHING. 1629 01:54:26,692 --> 01:54:28,694 WATCH THE TREES. 1630 01:54:28,694 --> 01:54:32,197 I GUESS IT DIED OF...ACID INDIGESTION. 1631 01:54:32,698 --> 01:54:34,199 WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO WEBSTER 1632 01:54:34,199 --> 01:54:36,201 AND THE LADIES? 1633 01:54:36,201 --> 01:54:39,705 THEY'LL HAVE TO SEE THE POLICE NOW. 1634 01:54:39,705 --> 01:54:42,708 WHOA! ARE WE IN METROPOLIS YET? 1635 01:54:42,708 --> 01:54:46,712 NO. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A LITTLE STOP. 1636 01:54:46,712 --> 01:54:51,717 WHOOOOAAA! 1637 01:54:53,218 --> 01:54:55,721 WE'RE ON THE GROUND, GUS. 1638 01:54:55,721 --> 01:54:57,222 YOU OK, SUPE? 1639 01:54:57,222 --> 01:54:59,725 I'M FINE. EXCUSE ME. 1640 01:55:03,228 --> 01:55:06,732 CAN YOU GUYS SPARE ONE OF THESE? 1641 01:55:06,732 --> 01:55:08,233 SURE, SUPERMAN. 1642 01:55:08,233 --> 01:55:10,736 IT IS SUPERMAN, AIN'T IT? 1643 01:55:10,736 --> 01:55:12,237 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1644 01:55:12,237 --> 01:55:13,739 DIDN'T YOU SEE US 1645 01:55:13,739 --> 01:55:16,742 FLY OUT OF THE SKY? 1646 01:55:16,742 --> 01:55:20,245 WE'RE THE ONLY 2 MEN WHO CAN FLY. 1647 01:55:20,245 --> 01:55:21,246 JUST RIGHT. 1648 01:55:21,246 --> 01:55:23,749 OK, GUS. LET'S GO. 1649 01:55:23,749 --> 01:55:27,252 I WAS THINKING ABOUT TAKING THE BUS. 1650 01:55:27,252 --> 01:55:28,253 SUIT YOURSELF. 1651 01:55:28,253 --> 01:55:30,756 DOES YOUR BOSS HAVE A COMPUTER? 1652 01:55:31,256 --> 01:55:34,259 YEAH, HE'S GOT A LITTLE BITTY ONE. 1653 01:55:34,259 --> 01:55:38,263 TELL HIM TO GIVE GUS GORMAN A JOB. 1654 01:55:39,765 --> 01:55:41,767 WELL, THANK YOU, SUPE. 1655 01:55:41,767 --> 01:55:43,268 TAKE CARE. 1656 01:55:44,770 --> 01:55:46,772 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 1657 01:55:52,277 --> 01:55:54,279 SO LONG! 1658 01:55:56,281 --> 01:55:58,283 TAKE IT EASY, MAN. 1659 01:55:59,284 --> 01:56:01,787 WELL, YOU GOT GOOD REFERENCES. 1660 01:56:01,787 --> 01:56:04,289 IF YOU WANT THAT JOB... 1661 01:56:04,289 --> 01:56:05,791 UH... 1662 01:56:07,292 --> 01:56:10,796 WELL, NAH. THIS IS NOT FOR ME. 1663 01:56:10,796 --> 01:56:13,298 WHERE IS THE BUS STATION? 1664 01:56:13,298 --> 01:56:15,801 9 OR 10 MILES OVER THERE. 1665 01:56:15,801 --> 01:56:18,804 9 OR 10 MILES? 1666 01:56:18,804 --> 01:56:20,305 OK. 1667 01:56:20,305 --> 01:56:22,808 YOU REALLY FLEW WITH HIM? 1668 01:56:22,808 --> 01:56:24,309 SUPERMAN? 1669 01:56:24,309 --> 01:56:27,813 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUPERMAN BEFORE? 1670 01:56:27,813 --> 01:56:28,814 NO. 1671 01:56:29,314 --> 01:56:32,818 YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME AND HIM? 1672 01:56:32,818 --> 01:56:34,319 ME AND SUPERMAN? 1673 01:56:36,321 --> 01:56:39,324 YEAH, WE GO WAY BACK TOGETHER. 1674 01:56:39,324 --> 01:56:43,328 WE ALWAYS--USUALLY-- SOMETIMES--WE... 1675 01:56:44,329 --> 01:56:46,832 9 OR 10 MILES? 1676 01:56:46,832 --> 01:56:49,334 I THINK I'LL WALK. 1677 01:56:49,334 --> 01:56:51,336 YEAH, I'LL WALK. 1678 01:56:51,336 --> 01:56:52,838 YEAH. 1679 01:56:53,839 --> 01:56:56,174 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1680 01:56:57,676 --> 01:56:58,677 CLARK! 1681 01:56:59,177 --> 01:57:00,178 WHAT A SURPRISE! 1682 01:57:00,178 --> 01:57:02,180 COME IN. 1683 01:57:02,180 --> 01:57:03,181 HI, MR. KENT. 1684 01:57:03,682 --> 01:57:04,683 HI. 1685 01:57:04,683 --> 01:57:07,686 MOM'S HAVING DINNER WITH SUPERMAN TONIGHT! 1686 01:57:07,686 --> 01:57:11,189 THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO TELL YOU. 1687 01:57:11,189 --> 01:57:12,190 SUPERMAN'S SORRY, 1688 01:57:12,190 --> 01:57:14,693 BUT HE'S HAD A PROBLEM. 1689 01:57:14,693 --> 01:57:17,195 HE CAN'T HAVE DINNER TONIGHT. 1690 01:57:17,195 --> 01:57:20,198 I GUESS HE MISSES A LOT OF DINNERS. 1691 01:57:20,198 --> 01:57:22,701 WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ME? 1692 01:57:22,701 --> 01:57:24,202 ANY DAY! 1693 01:57:24,202 --> 01:57:25,704 I'LL GET MY THINGS. 1694 01:57:26,204 --> 01:57:27,706 OK. 1695 01:57:27,706 --> 01:57:31,209 LANA, I WAS TALKING TO SUPERMAN. 1696 01:57:31,209 --> 01:57:34,212 HE AND I TALK A LOT. 1697 01:57:34,212 --> 01:57:35,714 HE FELT BADLY 1698 01:57:35,714 --> 01:57:39,718 ABOUT YOU HAVING TO PAWN YOUR RING. 1699 01:57:39,718 --> 01:57:40,719 AND... 1700 01:57:42,220 --> 01:57:43,722 WELL, HE FOUND... 1701 01:57:44,723 --> 01:57:48,226 HE FOUND THIS ONE JUST LYING AROUND... 1702 01:57:48,226 --> 01:57:51,229 HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS. 1703 01:57:58,737 --> 01:58:00,739 A RING FROM SUPERMAN! 1704 01:58:00,739 --> 01:58:02,741 I'LL GET IT. 1705 01:58:02,741 --> 01:58:05,744 LOOK AT THAT! 1706 01:58:06,244 --> 01:58:07,245 OH, CLARK! 1707 01:58:07,245 --> 01:58:08,246 IT'S OK. 1708 01:58:08,246 --> 01:58:09,748 IT FITS! 1709 01:58:09,748 --> 01:58:11,750 LOOKS REALLY PRETTY. 1710 01:58:14,252 --> 01:58:16,254 WELL! 1711 01:58:16,254 --> 01:58:17,255 BRAD! BRAD! 1712 01:58:17,255 --> 01:58:19,257 SON OF A BITCH! 1713 01:58:19,758 --> 01:58:23,261 KENT, I HATE YOU. 1714 01:58:23,261 --> 01:58:25,263 I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU. 1715 01:58:25,263 --> 01:58:26,765 YOU KNOW WHY? 1716 01:58:26,765 --> 01:58:27,766 NO. 1717 01:58:27,766 --> 01:58:29,267 'CAUSE YOU'RE NICE. 1718 01:58:29,267 --> 01:58:31,770 AND NICE GUYS FINISH LAST! 1719 01:58:34,773 --> 01:58:35,774 ARRGGGH! 1720 01:58:42,280 --> 01:58:44,115 LOIS, I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU. 1721 01:58:44,115 --> 01:58:46,117 WHO ELSE TURNS A VACATION 1722 01:58:46,117 --> 01:58:47,619 INTO A STORY 1723 01:58:47,619 --> 01:58:50,121 ABOUT CORRUPTION IN THE CARIBBEAN? 1724 01:58:50,121 --> 01:58:54,626 I KNEW I WAS ONTO SOMETHING WHEN I WAS KIDNAPPED. 1725 01:58:54,626 --> 01:58:56,127 LOIS, YOU'RE TERRIFIC! 1726 01:58:56,127 --> 01:58:58,129 I HAVE TO BE. 1727 01:58:58,129 --> 01:59:00,131 SEEMS I'VE GOT COMPETITION. 1728 01:59:00,131 --> 01:59:03,635 THAT STORY YOU WROTE ON THE CLASS REUNION? 1729 01:59:03,635 --> 01:59:05,136 I THOUGHT IT WAS TERRIFIC. 1730 01:59:05,136 --> 01:59:06,137 THANKS. 1731 01:59:06,137 --> 01:59:10,141 I LIKED THE LITTLE GIRL BACK HOME. 1732 01:59:10,141 --> 01:59:12,143 TELL ME ABOUT IT AT LUNCH. 1733 01:59:12,644 --> 01:59:14,646 I'M HAVING LUNCH 1734 01:59:15,146 --> 01:59:16,648 WITH MR. WHITE'S NEW SECRETARY. 1735 01:59:16,648 --> 01:59:18,149 HI, LANA. 1736 01:59:18,149 --> 01:59:19,651 LOIS, THIS IS LANA, 1737 01:59:19,651 --> 01:59:22,153 SMALLVILLE'S NEWEST GIFT TO METROPOLIS. 1738 01:59:22,153 --> 01:59:24,656 I LIKE YOUR WRITING A LOT. 1739 01:59:24,656 --> 01:59:26,658 THANK YOU. 1740 01:59:26,658 --> 01:59:29,160 I LIKE YOUR SPARKLER A LOT. 1741 01:59:29,160 --> 01:59:30,662 I WAS SURPRISED 1742 01:59:30,662 --> 01:59:33,164 WHEN CLARK GAVE IT TO ME. 1743 01:59:33,164 --> 01:59:34,165 CLARK? 1744 01:59:34,165 --> 01:59:36,167 YES. 1745 01:59:38,169 --> 01:59:40,171 MR. WHITE! MR. WHITE! 1746 01:59:40,672 --> 01:59:43,174 LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT! 1747 01:59:43,174 --> 01:59:46,177 I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS MACHINE! 1748 01:59:46,177 --> 01:59:50,682 I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN BEFORE LUNCH. 1749 01:59:50,682 --> 01:59:52,684 GO AHEAD, MR. WHITE. 1750 01:59:52,684 --> 01:59:54,185 WHERE'S THE HANDLE? 1751 01:59:54,185 --> 01:59:56,688 JUST PUSH THE BUTTON! 1752 02:00:05,697 --> 02:00:08,199 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 1753 02:00:52,744 --> 02:00:54,245 GIORGIO, POR FAVORE? 1754 02:00:55,246 --> 02:00:56,748 GRAZIE. 1755 02:01:21,473 --> 02:01:23,975 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1756 02:01:24,476 --> 02:01:27,479 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--