1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,007 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 2 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,542 Boy: IN THE DECADE OF THE 1930s, 3 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,045 EVEN THE GREAT CITY OF METROPOLIS 4 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:49,049 WAS NOT SPARED THE RAVAGES OF THE WORLDWIDE DEPRESSION. 5 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,051 IN THE TIMES OF FEAR AND CONFUSION, 6 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,553 THE JOB OF INFORMING THE PUBLIC 7 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:56,556 WAS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THEDAILY PLANET... 8 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,558 A GREAT METROPOLITAN NEWSPAPER 9 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,062 WHOSE REPUTATION FOR CLARITY AND TRUTH 10 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:06,566 HAD BECOME A SYMBOL OF HOPE FOR THE CITY OF METROPOLIS. 11 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,820 THIS IS NO FANTASY, 12 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:47,824 NO CARELESS PRODUCT OF WILD IMAGINATION. 13 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,326 NO, MY GOOD FRIENDS... 14 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,830 THESE INDICTMENTS 15 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:57,333 THAT I HAVE BROUGHT YOU TODAY... 16 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,336 THE SPECIFIC CHARGES LISTED HEREIN 17 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:03,339 AGAINST THE INDIVIDUALS, 18 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,341 THEIR ACTS OF TREASON, 19 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:07,844 THEIR ULTIMATE AIM OF SEDITION. 20 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:11,848 THESE... 21 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,352 ARE MATTERS OF UNDENIABLE FACT. 22 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:23,359 I ASK YOU NOW TO PRONOUNCE JUDGMENT 23 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:26,362 ON THOSE ACCUSED. 24 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,871 ON THIS, 25 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,373 THIS MINDLESS ABERRATION, 26 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,375 WHOSE ONLY MEANS OF EXPRESSION 27 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,878 ARE WANTON VIOLENCE AND DESTRUCTION. 28 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,382 ON THE WOMAN URSA, 29 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:48,885 WHOSE PERVERSIONS AND UNREASONING HATRED 30 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:49,886 OF ALL MANKIND 31 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,388 HAVE THREATENED EVEN THE CHILDREN 32 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:54,390 OF THE PLANET KRYPTON. 33 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:03,900 FINALLY, 34 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,901 GENERAL ZOD. 35 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,404 ONCE TRUSTED BY THIS COUNCIL, 36 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:09,906 CHARGED WITH MAINTAINING THE DEFENSE 37 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,408 OF THE PLANET KRYPTON ITSELF. 38 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,410 CHIEF ARCHITECT OF THIS INTENDED REVOLUTION 39 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,913 AND AUTHOR OF THIS INSIDIOUS PLOT 40 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:20,416 TO ESTABLISH A NEW ORDER AMONGST US 41 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:24,420 WITH HIMSELF AS ABSOLUTE RULER. 42 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:29,926 YOU HAVE HEARD THE EVIDENCE. 43 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,428 THE DECISION OF THE COUNCIL WILL NOW BE HEARD. 44 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:33,429 GUILTY! 45 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,933 GUILTY! 46 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,435 GUILTY! 47 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,440 THE VOTE MUST BE UNANIMOUS, JOR-EL. 48 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,944 IT HAS THEREFORE NOW BECOME YOUR DECISION. 49 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,446 YOU ALONE WILL CONDEMN US IF YOU WISH, 50 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:53,950 AND YOU ALONE WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE BY ME. 51 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,459 JOIN US! 52 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,964 YOU'VE BEEN KNOWN TO DISAGREE WITH THE COUNCIL BEFORE. 53 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:11,968 YOURS COULD BECOME AN IMPORTANT VOICE IN THE NEW ORDER, 54 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,970 SECOND ONLY TO MY OWN! 55 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,973 I OFFER YOU A CHANCE FOR GREATNESS, JOR-EL! 56 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,474 TAKE IT! 57 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:19,976 JOIN US! 58 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,979 YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, JOR-EL! 59 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,480 I SWEAR IT! 60 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,984 NO MATTER THAT IT TAKES AN ETERNITY! 61 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,486 YOUWILLBOW DOWN BEFORE ME! 62 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:31,988 BOTH YOU... 63 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:33,489 AND THEN ONE DAY... 64 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:34,991 YOUR HEIRS! 65 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,668 [RUMBLING] 66 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,246 FORGIVE ME! 67 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,748 FORGIVE ME! 68 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,249 FORGIVE ME! 69 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,751 FORGIVE ME! 70 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,252 FORGIVE ME! 71 00:11:25,901 --> 00:11:27,903 AN UNPLEASANT DUTY 72 00:11:28,404 --> 00:11:30,906 HAS BEEN MASTERLY PERFORMED, JOR-EL. 73 00:11:30,906 --> 00:11:34,410 THEY HAVE RECEIVED THE FATE THEY DESERVED-- 74 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,912 ISOLATION IN THE PHANTOM ZONE, 75 00:11:36,912 --> 00:11:39,415 AN ETERNAL LIVING DEATH. 76 00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,918 A CHANCE FOR LIFE, NONETHELESS-- 77 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,421 AS OPPOSED TO US. 78 00:11:46,922 --> 00:11:47,923 IT'S SUICIDE! 79 00:11:47,923 --> 00:11:49,425 NO. IT'S WORSE. 80 00:11:49,425 --> 00:11:51,927 IT'S GENOCIDE. 81 00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:53,929 BE WARNED, JOR-EL. 82 00:11:53,929 --> 00:11:55,931 THE COUNCIL HAS ALREADY EVALUATED 83 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:58,434 THIS OUTLANDISH THEORY OF YOURS. 84 00:11:58,434 --> 00:12:01,437 MY FRIENDS, YOU KNOW ME TO BE 85 00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:03,939 NEITHER RASH NOR IMPULSIVE. 86 00:12:03,939 --> 00:12:07,943 I AM NOT GIVEN TO WILD, UNSUPPORTED STATEMENTS. 87 00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:10,946 AND I TELL YOU THAT WE MUST 88 00:12:10,946 --> 00:12:13,449 EVACUATE THIS PLANET IMMEDIATELY. 89 00:12:13,949 --> 00:12:16,952 JOR-EL, YOU ARE ONE OF KRYPTON'S GREATEST SCIENTISTS. 90 00:12:16,952 --> 00:12:19,455 AH, YES, BUT SO IS MISS MONDA. 91 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,961 IT ISN'T THAT I QUESTION YOUR DATA. 92 00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:28,464 THE FACTS ARE UNDENIABLE. 93 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:34,970 IT'S YOUR CONCLUSIONS WE FIND UNSUPPORTABLE. 94 00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:40,476 THIS PLANET WILL EXPLODE WITHIN 30 DAYS, 95 00:12:40,476 --> 00:12:42,478 IF NOT SOONER. 96 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:45,481 KRYPTON IS SIMPLY SHIFTING ITS ORBIT. 97 00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:46,982 JOR-EL, 98 00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:49,485 BE REASONABLE. 99 00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:51,987 MY FRIEND... 100 00:12:53,989 --> 00:12:55,991 I HAVE NEVER BEEN OTHERWISE. 101 00:12:55,991 --> 00:12:57,993 THIS MADNESS IS YOURS. 102 00:12:57,993 --> 00:13:00,996 THIS DISCUSSION IS TERMINATED. 103 00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:04,500 THE DECISION OF THE COUNCIL IS FINAL. 104 00:13:23,018 --> 00:13:26,021 ANY ATTEMPT BY YOU TO CREATE A CLIMATE 105 00:13:26,021 --> 00:13:30,025 OF FEAR AND PANIC AMONG THE POPULACE 106 00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:34,029 MUST BE DEEMED BY US AN ACT OF INSURRECTION. 107 00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:36,031 YOU WOULD ACCUSE ME OF INSURRECTION? 108 00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:40,536 HAS IT NOW BECOME A CRIME TO CHERISH LIFE? 109 00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:45,040 YOU WOULD BE BANISHED TO ENDLESS IMPRISONMENT 110 00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:46,542 IN THE PHANTOM ZONE-- 111 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:49,044 THE ETERNAL VOID 112 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:52,548 WHICH YOU YOURSELF DISCOVERED. 113 00:13:52,548 --> 00:13:57,553 WILL YOU ABIDE BY THE COUNCIL'S DECISION? 114 00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:04,560 I WILL REMAIN SILENT. 115 00:14:05,561 --> 00:14:07,062 NEITHER I... 116 00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:11,567 NOR MY WIFE WILL LEAVE KRYPTON. 117 00:14:50,105 --> 00:14:52,608 [BABY CRIES] 118 00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:08,123 HAVE YOU FINISHED? 119 00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:12,628 NEARLY. 120 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:19,134 IT'S THE ONLY ANSWER, LARA. 121 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:21,637 IF HE REMAINS HERE WITH US, 122 00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:24,640 HE WILL DIE AS SURELY AS WE WILL. 123 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,642 BUT WHY EARTH, JOR-EL? 124 00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:29,144 THEY'RE THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEHIND US. 125 00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:32,147 HE WILL NEED THAT ADVANTAGE TO SURVIVE. 126 00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:35,150 THEIR ATMOSPHERE... 127 00:15:37,152 --> 00:15:39,154 WILL SUSTAIN HIM. 128 00:15:46,161 --> 00:15:48,163 HE WILL DEFY THEIR GRAVITY. 129 00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:51,667 HE WILL LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM. 130 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,169 HE WON'TBE ONE OF THEM. 131 00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:55,671 NO. 132 00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,673 HIS DENSE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE 133 00:15:57,673 --> 00:16:00,175 WILL MAKE HIM STRONG. 134 00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:02,678 HE WILL BE ODD... 135 00:16:02,678 --> 00:16:04,179 DIFFERENT. 136 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:07,182 HE'LL BE FAST, 137 00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,184 VIRTUALLY INVULNERABLE. 138 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,186 ISOLATED... 139 00:16:11,186 --> 00:16:13,689 ALONE. 140 00:16:16,191 --> 00:16:19,194 HE WILL NOT BE ALONE. 141 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,703 HE WILL NEVER BE ALONE. 142 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,714 Official: THE ENERGY INPUT TO JOR-EL'S QUARTERS 143 00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:39,715 IS NOW IN EXCESS. 144 00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:41,216 OUR DATA INDICATES THE LOSS 145 00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:44,219 IS DUE TO A MISUSE OF ENERGY. 146 00:16:44,219 --> 00:16:45,220 INVESTIGATE. 147 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:49,224 AND IF THE INVESTIGATION PROVES CORRECT? 148 00:16:51,226 --> 00:16:54,730 HE KNEW THE PENALTY HE FACED, 149 00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,232 EVEN AS A MEMBER OF THIS COUNCIL. 150 00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:01,737 THE LAW WILL BE UPHELD. 151 00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:05,741 [RUMBLING] 152 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,252 [CRYING] 153 00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:45,781 YOU WILL TRAVEL FAR, 154 00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:47,783 MY LITTLE KAL-EL. 155 00:17:49,284 --> 00:17:51,286 BUT WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU, 156 00:17:51,286 --> 00:17:55,290 EVEN IN THE FACE OF OUR DEATH. 157 00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:57,793 THE RICHNESS OF OUR LIVES... 158 00:17:58,794 --> 00:18:01,296 IT WILL BE YOURS. 159 00:18:01,296 --> 00:18:04,800 ALL THAT I HAVE, ALL THAT I'VE LEARNED, 160 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,301 EVERYTHING I FEEL, 161 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:08,804 ALL THIS AND MORE, I-- 162 00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:13,308 I BEQUEATH YOU, MY SON. 163 00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:18,814 YOU WILL CARRY ME INSIDE YOU 164 00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,817 ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE. 165 00:18:23,318 --> 00:18:26,321 YOU WILL MAKE MY STRENGTH YOUR OWN, 166 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:29,324 SEE MY LIFE THROUGH YOUR EYES, 167 00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:32,327 AS YOUR LIFE WILL BE SEEN THROUGH MINE. 168 00:18:34,329 --> 00:18:36,331 THE SON BECOMES THE FATHER 169 00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:39,334 AND THE FATHER, THE SON. 170 00:18:43,338 --> 00:18:45,340 THIS IS ALL I... 171 00:18:47,342 --> 00:18:49,845 ALL I CAN SEND YOU... 172 00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:52,347 KAL-EL. 173 00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:03,859 [RUMBLING] 174 00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:32,054 [RUMBLING] 175 00:19:32,054 --> 00:19:33,055 [CRASH] 176 00:21:10,152 --> 00:21:11,653 [EXPLOSION] 177 00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:14,156 [SCREAMING] 178 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,265 [SCREAMING] 179 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:13,975 Jor-el: ...WHICH EINSTEIN CALLED HIS THEORY OF RELATIVITY. 180 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,478 EMBEDDED IN THE CRYSTALS BEFORE YOU 181 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:19,481 IS THE TOTAL ACCUMULATION OF ALL LITERATURE 182 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:22,484 AND SCIENTIFIC FACT FROM DOZENS OF OTHER WORLDS, 183 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,986 SPANNING THE 28 KNOWN GALAXIES. 184 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,508 EARLY CHINESE WRITINGS 185 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,511 POINT OUT THE COMPLEX RELATIONSHIPS... 186 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,016 BY CARRYING THIS COMPLEX EQUATION 187 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,518 TO ITS ULTIMATE POWER, MY SON... 188 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,524 ...CHIEF AMONG THESE POWERS WILL BE YOUR SIGHT, 189 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,526 YOUR STRENGTH, YOUR HEARING, 190 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:08,530 YOUR ABILITY TO PROPEL YOURSELF AT ALMOST LIMITLESS SPEED. 191 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:11,032 THE EARLY HISTORY OF OUR UNIVERSE 192 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:14,035 WAS A BLOODY MOSAIC OF INTERPLANETARY WAR. 193 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:17,539 EACH OF THE 6 GALAXIES WHICH YOU WILL PASS THROUGH 194 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,041 CONTAIN THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL LAWS 195 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,543 IN SPACE AND TIME. 196 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:25,547 IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR YOU TO INTERFERE WITH HUMAN HISTORY. 197 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,247 WHOA! WHAT WAS THAT? 198 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,272 NOW WOULDN'T THAT BEAT ALL GET OUT. 199 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,274 WILL YOU--YOU... 200 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,276 HUH? 201 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,285 OH, PA! 202 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,287 OH, MY. 203 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,316 UHH! 204 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,322 ALL THESE YEARS, AS HAPPY AS WE'VE BEEN, 205 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,825 HOW I'VE PRAYED THE GOOD LORD 206 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:20,829 WOULD SEE FIT TO GIVE US A CHILD. 207 00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,331 HONEY, WILL YOU HAND ME THAT RAG? 208 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,333 TAKE THINGS EASY NOW, JONATHAN. 209 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,336 REMEMBER WHAT DOC FRYE SAID ABOUT YOUR HEART. 210 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,338 [CHUCKLES] 211 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:35,343 NOW, THE FIRST THING WE'VE GOT TO DO WHEN WE GET HOME 212 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:40,348 IS FIND OUT WHO THAT BOY'S PROPER FAMILY IS. 213 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:41,349 HE HASN'T GOT ANY. 214 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:44,352 NOT AROUND HERE, ANYWAY. 215 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:47,856 MARTHA, ARE YOU THINKING 216 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:50,859 WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING? 217 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,360 WE COULD SAY HE'S THE CHILD 218 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,863 OF MY COUSIN IN NORTH DAKOTA 219 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,866 AND JUST NOW ORPHANED. 220 00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:00,368 OH, MARTHA! 221 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,871 JONATHAN, HE'S ONLY A BABY. 222 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:07,876 MARTHA, NOW, YOU SAW HOW WE FOUND HIM. 223 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,378 MARTHA CLARK KENT, 224 00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:13,381 ARE YOU LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING? 225 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:14,382 JONATHAN! 226 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:19,387 [CREAK] 227 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:44,713 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 228 00:27:44,713 --> 00:27:48,216 COME ON, GANG! 229 00:27:48,216 --> 00:27:50,218 COME ON! LET'S GO! 230 00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:53,221 YEAH, BUT NEXT WEEK... 231 00:27:53,221 --> 00:27:54,723 OOH! ALL RIGHT! 232 00:27:54,723 --> 00:27:55,724 COME ON, GANG, HUSTLE! 233 00:27:55,724 --> 00:27:56,725 LET'S GO! 234 00:27:57,225 --> 00:27:58,226 STACK YOUR HELMETS NEATLY. 235 00:27:58,727 --> 00:27:59,728 REMEMBER ABOUT THOSE UNIFORMS! 236 00:28:00,228 --> 00:28:01,730 CLEANED AND WASHED BY TOMORROW 237 00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:05,233 AND LOOKING LIKE A FOOTBALL TEAM! 238 00:28:05,233 --> 00:28:06,234 HEY, CLARK, 239 00:28:06,234 --> 00:28:07,736 LET'S HAVE ALL THOSE CLOTHES 240 00:28:08,236 --> 00:28:10,238 WASHED AND READY FOR TOMORROW'S GAME. 241 00:28:10,739 --> 00:28:12,240 GOT TO BEAT MOUNT VERNON! 242 00:28:12,741 --> 00:28:14,242 GIVE ME A LIFT? 243 00:28:18,246 --> 00:28:18,747 LANA? 244 00:28:19,247 --> 00:28:20,749 DON'T BOTHER WITH THESE, HUH? 245 00:28:21,249 --> 00:28:23,752 I'LL TAKE THEM IN WITH THE OTHER EQUIPMENT. 246 00:28:24,252 --> 00:28:25,253 THANK YOU, CLARK. 247 00:28:25,754 --> 00:28:28,757 SURE. 248 00:28:28,757 --> 00:28:30,258 A BUNCH OF US ARE GOING TO MARY ELLEN'S 249 00:28:30,759 --> 00:28:31,760 TO PLAY SOME RECORDS. 250 00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:35,764 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME? 251 00:28:35,764 --> 00:28:37,766 SURE. 252 00:28:37,766 --> 00:28:40,268 SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE FUN. 253 00:28:40,268 --> 00:28:43,271 KENT CAN'T MAKE IT. STILL GOT WORK TO DO. 254 00:28:43,271 --> 00:28:46,274 I JUST FINISHED STACKING ALL THE-- 255 00:28:46,274 --> 00:28:47,275 ALL THAT? 256 00:28:47,275 --> 00:28:50,278 OH, BRAD. 257 00:28:50,278 --> 00:28:51,780 HEY, COME ON, LANA! 258 00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:53,281 COME ON, LANA. 259 00:28:53,782 --> 00:28:55,784 COME ON. LET'S GO! 260 00:28:55,784 --> 00:28:56,785 BYE, CLARK. 261 00:28:56,785 --> 00:28:57,786 YEAH. BYE. 262 00:28:58,286 --> 00:29:00,288 CLEAN THIS UP, CLARK. 263 00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:04,292 LET'S GO! 264 00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:05,794 WE'RE OFF TO MARY ELLEN'S! 265 00:29:07,295 --> 00:29:09,297 ALL RIGHT! 266 00:29:09,297 --> 00:29:10,298 BYE, CLARK. 267 00:29:10,298 --> 00:29:11,299 [HONK HONK] 268 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,302 SEE YOU TOMORROW. BYE-BYE. 269 00:29:36,324 --> 00:29:42,831 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 270 00:30:00,348 --> 00:30:04,352 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 271 00:30:10,358 --> 00:30:11,359 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 272 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,862 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 273 00:30:13,862 --> 00:30:15,363 WHOO-HOO! 274 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:25,740 GOLLY! 275 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:28,243 I SAW A BOY OUT THERE WHO RAN AS FAST AS THE TRAIN. 276 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,245 FASTER, EVEN. 277 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,247 HA HA! LOIS LANE, 278 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,249 YOU HAVE A WRITER'S GIFT FOR INVENTION. 279 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,250 I'LL SAY THAT FOR YOU. 280 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:36,251 BUT--BUT-- 281 00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:39,254 LOIS, PLEASE READ YOUR BOOK. 282 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,723 NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME. 283 00:30:55,737 --> 00:30:57,739 [TEENS SHOUT] 284 00:30:57,739 --> 00:30:59,741 Radio: ?? WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES ONE ?? 285 00:30:59,741 --> 00:31:02,243 ?? WE'RE GONNA ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT ?? 286 00:31:02,243 --> 00:31:04,746 ?? WE'RE GONNA ROCK, ROCK, ROCK TILL BROAD DAYLIGHT ?? 287 00:31:05,246 --> 00:31:10,251 ?? WE'RE GONNA ROCK, GONNA ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT ?? 288 00:31:10,251 --> 00:31:12,754 ?? WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES TWO... ?? 289 00:31:13,254 --> 00:31:15,256 HEY, LOOK, THERE'S CLARK! 290 00:31:15,256 --> 00:31:17,759 HOW COME HE'S HERE? 291 00:31:17,759 --> 00:31:18,760 CLARK! 292 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,763 HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST? 293 00:31:21,763 --> 00:31:23,765 I RAN. 294 00:31:23,765 --> 00:31:26,267 RAN, HUH? TOLD YOU HE'S AN ODDBALL. 295 00:31:26,267 --> 00:31:28,770 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 296 00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:30,271 ?? ...SIX AND SEVEN ?? 297 00:31:30,271 --> 00:31:32,774 ?? WE'LL BE RIGHT IN SEVENTH HEAVEN ?? 298 00:31:32,774 --> 00:31:34,275 ?? WE'RE GONNA ROCK... ?? 299 00:31:34,275 --> 00:31:38,279 BEEN SHOWING OFF A BIT, HAVEN'T YOU, SON? 300 00:31:45,286 --> 00:31:46,788 UM... 301 00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:52,293 I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOW OFF, PA. 302 00:31:55,296 --> 00:31:57,799 IT'S JUST THAT GUYS LIKE BRAD-- 303 00:31:57,799 --> 00:32:00,802 I WANT TO TEAR THEM APART. 304 00:32:00,802 --> 00:32:02,303 I KNOW. 305 00:32:02,303 --> 00:32:04,305 YEAH, I KNOW I SHOULDN'T. 306 00:32:04,305 --> 00:32:06,307 YOU CAN DO ALL THESE AMAZING THINGS, 307 00:32:06,307 --> 00:32:08,810 AND SOMETIMES YOU THINK THAT YOU WILL JUST BUST 308 00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:11,813 UNLESS YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT. 309 00:32:12,313 --> 00:32:13,815 EVERY TIME I GET THE FOOTBALL, 310 00:32:13,815 --> 00:32:16,818 I CAN MAKE A TOUCHDOWN. 311 00:32:17,318 --> 00:32:19,821 IS IT SHOWING OFF IF SOMEBODY'S DOING 312 00:32:19,821 --> 00:32:21,322 THE THINGS HE'S CAPABLE OF DOING? 313 00:32:21,322 --> 00:32:22,824 IS A BIRD SHOWING OFF WHEN IT FLIES? 314 00:32:23,324 --> 00:32:25,326 NO. LISTEN TO ME. 315 00:32:25,326 --> 00:32:27,328 WHEN YOU CAME TO US, 316 00:32:27,328 --> 00:32:30,832 WE THOUGHT THAT PEOPLE WOULD TAKE YOU AWAY 317 00:32:30,832 --> 00:32:34,335 WHEN THEY FOUND OUT THE THINGS YOU COULD DO, 318 00:32:34,335 --> 00:32:36,838 AND THAT WORRIED US A LOT. 319 00:32:36,838 --> 00:32:40,341 THEN A MAN GETS OLDER, HE THINKS DIFFERENTLY, 320 00:32:40,341 --> 00:32:42,343 AND THINGS GET VERY CLEAR. 321 00:32:42,343 --> 00:32:44,345 THERE IS ONE THING I DO KNOW, SON-- 322 00:32:44,345 --> 00:32:48,349 YOU ARE HERE FOR A REASON. 323 00:32:48,349 --> 00:32:50,351 I DON'T KNOW WHOSE REASON, 324 00:32:50,351 --> 00:32:51,853 WHATEVER THE REASON IS. 325 00:32:51,853 --> 00:32:53,855 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE, UM... 326 00:32:55,356 --> 00:32:57,859 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S, UH... 327 00:32:57,859 --> 00:33:00,862 BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING. 328 00:33:00,862 --> 00:33:03,865 IT'S NOT TO SCORE TOUCHDOWNS. 329 00:33:03,865 --> 00:33:05,366 HUH? 330 00:33:05,366 --> 00:33:07,869 THANKS, DAD. 331 00:33:08,369 --> 00:33:09,871 I'LL RACE YOU TO IT. 332 00:33:10,371 --> 00:33:12,373 YOU WILL, HUH? 333 00:33:12,373 --> 00:33:14,876 COME ON, RUN. COME ON! 334 00:33:14,876 --> 00:33:16,377 COME ON, RUN. 335 00:33:16,377 --> 00:33:17,879 [DOG BARKS] 336 00:33:17,879 --> 00:33:19,881 HEY, BARON! HEY, BOY. 337 00:33:26,888 --> 00:33:28,389 OH, NO! 338 00:33:37,398 --> 00:33:39,901 WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY, BARON? 339 00:33:39,901 --> 00:33:41,402 DID YOU MISS ME? 340 00:33:44,906 --> 00:33:46,407 JONATHAN? 341 00:33:48,409 --> 00:33:50,912 JONATHAN! 342 00:33:55,917 --> 00:33:57,418 DAD. 343 00:33:59,921 --> 00:34:01,422 NO! 344 00:34:01,422 --> 00:34:02,924 OH! 345 00:34:04,926 --> 00:34:06,427 JONATHAN! 346 00:34:08,930 --> 00:34:10,431 NO! 347 00:34:47,969 --> 00:34:50,471 ALL THOSE THINGS I CAN DO... 348 00:34:51,973 --> 00:34:53,975 ALL THOSE POWERS... 349 00:34:55,977 --> 00:34:58,980 AND I COULDN'T EVEN SAVE HIM. 350 00:35:47,028 --> 00:35:50,731 [STATIC FROM RADIO] 351 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,248 [ANIMAL HOWLS] 352 00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:55,296 [DOG BARKING] 353 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:48,182 [ROOSTER CROWING] 354 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,690 [DOG BARKING] 355 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,696 CLARK, GET UP! 356 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,702 GOOD MORNING, SMILEY. 357 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,203 [CHIRPS] 358 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:11,205 CLARK, BREAKFAST! 359 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:18,713 ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP ALL DAY? 360 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,216 COME ON, GET UP! 361 00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:26,220 [ROOSTER CROWS] 362 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:32,226 [DOG BARKING] 363 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,778 I HAVE TO LEAVE. 364 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,787 I KNEW THIS TIME WOULD COME. 365 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,789 WE BOTH KNEW IT 366 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:37,291 FROM THE DAY WE FOUND YOU. 367 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:50,304 I TALKED TO BEN HUBBARD YESTERDAY, 368 00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:51,806 AND... 369 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:54,308 HE SAID THAT HE'D BE HAPPY 370 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:56,811 TO HELP OUT FROM NOW ON. 371 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,320 MOTHER... 372 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,323 I KNOW, SON. 373 00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:12,827 I KNOW. 374 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:19,834 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE HEADED? 375 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:25,840 NORTH. 376 00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:33,347 REMEMBER US, SON. 377 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,851 ALWAYS REMEMBER US. 378 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:22,182 [RUMBLING] 379 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,022 Jor-el: MY SON... 380 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:25,032 YOU DO NOT REMEMBER ME. 381 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:27,534 I AM JOR-EL. 382 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:29,536 I AM YOUR FATHER. 383 00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:35,042 BY NOW, YOU WILL HAVE REACHED YOUR 18th YEAR 384 00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:37,544 AS IT IS MEASURED ON EARTH. 385 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:40,547 BY THAT RECKONING, I WILL HAVE BEEN DEAD 386 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:45,052 FOR MANY THOUSANDS OF YOUR YEARS. 387 00:46:46,553 --> 00:46:52,059 THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I HAVE, MATTERS PHYSICAL AND HISTORIC, 388 00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:54,561 I'VE GIVEN YOU FULLY ON YOUR VOYAGE 389 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:56,563 TO YOUR NEW HOME. 390 00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:58,565 THESE ARE IMPORTANT MATTERS, TO BE SURE, 391 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:02,569 BUT STILL MATTERS OF MERE FACT. 392 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:06,073 THERE ARE QUESTIONS TO BE ASKED, 393 00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:11,078 AND IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DO SO. 394 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:17,084 HERE IN THIS... THIS FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, 395 00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:22,089 WE SHALL TRY TO FIND THE ANSWERS TOGETHER. 396 00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:25,592 SO, MY SON... 397 00:47:25,592 --> 00:47:27,094 SPEAK. 398 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:31,098 WHO AM I? 399 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,600 YOUR NAME IS KAL-EL. 400 00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:37,604 YOU ARE THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE PLANET KRYPTON. 401 00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:41,108 EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN RAISED AS A HUMAN BEING, 402 00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:43,610 YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM. 403 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:45,612 YOU HAVE GREAT POWERS, 404 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:52,119 ONLY SOME OF WHICH YOU HAVE AS YET DISCOVERED. 405 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,621 COME WITH ME NOW, MY SON, 406 00:47:54,621 --> 00:47:56,623 AS WE BREAK THROUGH THE BONDS OF YOUR EARTHLY CONFINEMENT, 407 00:47:56,623 --> 00:47:58,625 TRAVELING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE 408 00:47:58,625 --> 00:47:59,626 IN THE 6 KNOWN DIMENSIONS. 409 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:03,130 YOUR POWERS WILL FAR EXCEED THOSE OF MORTAL MEN. 410 00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:06,133 IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR YOU TO INTERFERE 411 00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:07,634 WITH HUMAN HISTORY. 412 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:11,138 RATHER LET YOUR LEADERSHIP STIR OTHERS TO... 413 00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:16,143 IN THIS NEXT YEAR, WE SHALL EXAMINE THE HUMAN HEART. 414 00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:19,146 IT IS MORE FRAGILE THAN YOUR OWN. 415 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,148 FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS... 416 00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:24,151 AS WE PASS THROUGH THE FLAMING TURMOIL 417 00:48:24,651 --> 00:48:27,154 WHICH IS THE EDGE OF YOUR OWN GALAXY, 418 00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:30,657 WE'LL ENTER THE REALM OF THE RED KRYPTON SUN, 419 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:33,160 SOURCE OF YOUR STRENGTH AND NOURISHMENT 420 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,662 AND CAUSE OF OUR EVENTUAL DESTRUCTION. 421 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,664 THE PLANET KRYPTON, MY SON-- 422 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:41,668 YOUR HOME AS IT WAS. 423 00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:44,671 THIS YEAR, WE SHALL EXAMINE 424 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,673 THE VARIOUS CONCEPTS OF IMMORTALITY 425 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:49,176 AND THEIR BASIS IN ACTUAL FACT. 426 00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:51,678 THE TOTAL ACCUMULATION OF ALL KNOWLEDGE, 427 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:53,680 SPANNING THE 28 KNOWN GALAXIES, 428 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:58,185 IS EMBEDDED IN THE CRYSTALS WHICH I'VE SENT ALONG WITH YOU. 429 00:48:58,685 --> 00:49:01,688 STUDY THEM WELL, MY SON, AND LEARN FROM THEM. 430 00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,690 OVER THE PAST 12 YEARS, 431 00:49:03,690 --> 00:49:05,692 WE HAVE REASONED OUT LOGICAL JUDGMENTS. 432 00:49:05,692 --> 00:49:07,694 BY THE TIME YOU RETURN TO THE CONFINES OF YOUR GALAXY, 433 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:10,697 12 OF YOUR YEARS WILL HAVE PASSED. 434 00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:16,203 FOR THIS REASON, AMONG OTHERS, I HAVE CHOSEN EARTH FOR YOU. 435 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:19,206 IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOU TO REJOIN YOUR NEW WORLD 436 00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:22,709 AND TO SERVE ITS COLLECTIVE HUMANITY. 437 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:26,213 LIVE AS ONE OF THEM, KAL-EL, 438 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:29,716 TO DISCOVER WHERE YOUR STRENGTH AND YOUR POWER ARE NEEDED. 439 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,719 ALWAYS HOLD IN YOUR HEART THE PRIDE 440 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,222 OF YOUR SPECIAL HERITAGE. 441 00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,724 THEY CAN BE A GREAT PEOPLE, KAL-EL. 442 00:49:37,724 --> 00:49:39,226 THEY WISH TO BE. 443 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:43,230 THEY ONLY LACK THE LIGHT TO SHOW THE WAY. 444 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:47,734 FOR THIS REASON ABOVE ALL, THEIR CAPACITY FOR GOOD, 445 00:49:47,734 --> 00:49:51,738 I HAVE SENT THEM YOU... 446 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,241 MY ONLY SON. 447 00:50:29,076 --> 00:50:32,579 OK, THIS IS IT, MAC, THEDAILY PLANET. 448 00:50:32,579 --> 00:50:34,581 HEY, LADY, HOW ABOUT A TOMATO? 449 00:50:34,581 --> 00:50:36,583 HEY, FRESH FRUIT HERE. 450 00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:39,086 HEY, FRESH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES! 451 00:50:41,588 --> 00:50:43,090 FRESH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES! 452 00:50:43,090 --> 00:50:45,092 GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT! 453 00:50:45,092 --> 00:50:47,094 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! 454 00:50:47,594 --> 00:50:49,596 [TYPEWRITER] 455 00:50:52,099 --> 00:50:54,601 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 456 00:51:00,107 --> 00:51:01,608 HEY! 457 00:51:04,611 --> 00:51:06,613 [RING] 458 00:51:10,617 --> 00:51:12,119 SMILE. 459 00:51:14,121 --> 00:51:16,123 HOW MANY Ts IN BLOODLETTING? 460 00:51:16,123 --> 00:51:17,624 2. 461 00:51:23,130 --> 00:51:25,632 WHAT ARE YOU WRITING, MISS LANE? 462 00:51:25,632 --> 00:51:27,134 AN ODE TO SPRING. 463 00:51:27,134 --> 00:51:29,136 HOW DO YOU SPELL MASSACRE? 464 00:51:29,136 --> 00:51:31,638 UH...M-A-S-S-A-C-R-E. 465 00:51:31,638 --> 00:51:33,140 ...R-E. THANK YOU. 466 00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:36,143 HOW COME YOU GET ALL THE GREAT STORIES? 467 00:51:36,643 --> 00:51:40,147 A GOOD REPORTER DOESN'T GET GREAT STORIES, JIMMY. 468 00:51:40,147 --> 00:51:41,148 A GOOD REPORTER... 469 00:51:41,148 --> 00:51:42,149 Both: MAKES THEM GREAT. 470 00:51:42,149 --> 00:51:44,151 CHIEF, HERE'S THAT STORY ON THE EAST SIDE MURDER. 471 00:51:44,151 --> 00:51:46,653 THE WAY I SEE IT, IT'S A BANNER HEADLINE, FRONT PAGE. 472 00:51:46,653 --> 00:51:49,156 THERE'S ONLY ONE "P" IN RAPIST. 473 00:51:49,156 --> 00:51:51,158 LOIS LANE, MEET CLARK KENT. 474 00:51:51,158 --> 00:51:52,659 HI. 475 00:51:57,164 --> 00:51:59,666 HOW YOU DOIN'? JIMMY OLSEN, PHOTOGRAPHER. 476 00:52:00,167 --> 00:52:03,170 CLARK KENT. NICE TO MEET YOU. 477 00:52:03,170 --> 00:52:04,671 IT'S GOT EVERYTHING--SEX, VIOLENCE, THE ETHNIC ANGLE. 478 00:52:04,671 --> 00:52:07,174 SO DOES A LADY WRESTLER WITH A FOREIGN ACCENT. 479 00:52:07,174 --> 00:52:09,176 KENT, CAN YOU OPEN THIS? 480 00:52:09,676 --> 00:52:10,677 OH, SURE, MR. WHITE. 481 00:52:10,677 --> 00:52:13,180 THIS COULD BE A SERIES OF ARTICLES. 482 00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:15,182 "MAKING SENSE OF SENSELESS KILLINGS." 483 00:52:15,182 --> 00:52:17,184 WE GET PSYCHOLOGISTS, SOCIOLOGISTS-- 484 00:52:17,184 --> 00:52:19,186 LOIS, YOU'RE PUSHING A BUNCH 485 00:52:19,186 --> 00:52:20,687 OF TABLOID GARBAGE. 486 00:52:37,704 --> 00:52:39,206 THANK--I'M SORRY, MR. WHITE. 487 00:52:39,206 --> 00:52:41,208 OLSEN! WHY AM I PAYING YOU $40 A WEEK 488 00:52:41,208 --> 00:52:43,210 WHEN I SHOULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR LOITERING? 489 00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:44,711 GO GET MR. KENT A TOWEL. 490 00:52:44,711 --> 00:52:46,713 RIGHT, CHIEF. 491 00:52:46,713 --> 00:52:47,714 MAKE MINE BLACK AND NO SUGAR. 492 00:52:47,714 --> 00:52:48,715 RIGHT, CHIEF. 493 00:52:48,715 --> 00:52:51,218 AND DON'T CALL ME SUGAR! 494 00:52:51,218 --> 00:52:52,219 RIGHT, CHI--SUGAR. 495 00:52:52,219 --> 00:52:54,221 CHIEF WANTS COFFEE, NO SUGAR. 496 00:52:54,221 --> 00:52:56,723 I'LL TAKE TEA WITH LEMON. 497 00:52:56,723 --> 00:52:58,725 LOIS, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE KENT 498 00:52:58,725 --> 00:53:00,227 TO MEET EVERYBODY? 499 00:53:00,227 --> 00:53:01,728 INTRODUCE HIM AROUND. 500 00:53:01,728 --> 00:53:03,730 HE'S STARTING HERE TODAY. 501 00:53:03,730 --> 00:53:05,232 I'M GIVING HIM THE CITY BEAT. 502 00:53:05,732 --> 00:53:06,733 CHIEF! 503 00:53:06,733 --> 00:53:08,235 THAT'S MY BEAT! 504 00:53:08,235 --> 00:53:10,237 LOIS, CLARK KENT MAY SEEM LIKE 505 00:53:10,237 --> 00:53:12,239 JUST A MILD-MANNERED REPORTER, 506 00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,742 BUT NOT ONLY DOES HE TREAT ME WITH RESPECT, 507 00:53:15,742 --> 00:53:17,744 NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE 508 00:53:17,744 --> 00:53:19,246 A SNAPPY PROSE STYLE, 509 00:53:19,246 --> 00:53:21,748 BUT HE IS THE FASTEST TYPIST 510 00:53:21,748 --> 00:53:24,251 I'VE EVER SEEN. 511 00:53:24,251 --> 00:53:25,752 EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. 512 00:53:25,752 --> 00:53:27,754 HERE. YOU FORGOT MY ARTICLE. 513 00:53:29,256 --> 00:53:31,258 OH, UM... 514 00:53:31,258 --> 00:53:33,760 MR. WHITE, COULD YOU ARRANGE 515 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,262 FOR HALF MY SALARY 516 00:53:35,262 --> 00:53:38,765 TO BE SENT TO THIS ADDRESS? 517 00:53:38,765 --> 00:53:40,767 YOUR BOOKIE, RIGHT? 518 00:53:41,268 --> 00:53:42,269 DON'T TELL ME-- 519 00:53:42,269 --> 00:53:45,272 HE SENDS A CHECK TO HIS GRAY-HAIRED MOTHER. 520 00:53:45,272 --> 00:53:46,773 ACTUALLY, SHE'S SILVER-HAIRED. 521 00:53:48,775 --> 00:53:50,777 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 522 00:53:50,777 --> 00:53:53,280 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. WHITE. 523 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,781 EXCUSE ME. 524 00:53:56,783 --> 00:53:58,785 WELL. 525 00:53:58,785 --> 00:54:01,788 ANY MORE AT HOME LIKE YOU? 526 00:54:02,289 --> 00:54:03,790 UH, NOT REALLY, NO. 527 00:54:05,792 --> 00:54:08,295 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 528 00:54:09,296 --> 00:54:12,799 WELL, GET YOURSELF A DESK OVER HERE. 529 00:54:12,799 --> 00:54:13,800 OVER HERE? 530 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,803 YEAH. THERE ARE SOME PAPERS IN A PILE-- 531 00:54:16,803 --> 00:54:18,305 OH, SORRY. 532 00:54:18,305 --> 00:54:19,806 EXCUSE ME. 533 00:54:35,021 --> 00:54:37,023 HI. BILL FREES. 534 00:54:37,023 --> 00:54:40,527 HI. CLARK KENT. VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 535 00:54:41,027 --> 00:54:42,028 HERE'S YOUR TOWEL, MR. CLARK. 536 00:54:42,028 --> 00:54:44,030 UM...KENT. 537 00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:45,031 WHAT? KENT. 538 00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,033 OH. CLARK KENT. 539 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:49,035 JIMMY OLSEN. 540 00:54:52,205 --> 00:54:56,209 YEAH, I MET THIS REALLY GREAT GUY. 541 00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:57,711 HEY, FABULOUS. 542 00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:00,714 I MET HIM AT THIS DUDE RANCH. 543 00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:03,717 OH, I GOT TO MAIL THESE LETTERS. 544 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:04,718 GOOD LUCK TONIGHT. 545 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:05,719 OH, HI, CLARK. 546 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:06,720 HI, LOIS. 547 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,722 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY? 548 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:12,225 THE HOURS WERE LONGER THAN I EXPECTED, 549 00:55:12,225 --> 00:55:16,229 BUT MEETING YOU AND JIMMY OLSEN AND MR. WHITE, 550 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,231 ON THE WHOLE, I'D SAY IT'S BEEN SWELL. 551 00:55:18,231 --> 00:55:20,734 SWELL? 552 00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:22,235 YOU KNOW, CLARK, 553 00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:25,739 THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE LEFT IN THE WORLD 554 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:28,742 WHO FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING THAT WORD. 555 00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:29,743 WHAT WORD? 556 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:30,744 SWELL. 557 00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:33,747 REALLY? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF NATURAL. 558 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:34,748 OOH...I'M SORRY. 559 00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:36,249 CLARK! 560 00:55:36,249 --> 00:55:37,751 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 561 00:55:40,253 --> 00:55:41,254 SORRY, LOIS. 562 00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:43,256 REX! SEE ANYTHING GOOD TODAY? 563 00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:45,258 NOT UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG. 564 00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:46,760 REX, THIS IS, UM... 565 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,261 CLARK KENT. 566 00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:49,763 BYE. 567 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:51,765 UH...LOIS? 568 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:54,267 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 569 00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:56,770 CAN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR COAT? 570 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:58,772 DO YOU LIKE MR. WHITE? 571 00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:01,775 I THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY NICE. 572 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:02,776 HEY! COME HERE! 573 00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:05,278 COME ON! GET IN HERE! 574 00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:07,280 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 575 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,282 DO WHAT HE SAYS. 576 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:10,784 GET IN HERE! 577 00:56:11,284 --> 00:56:11,785 DON'T...DON'T DO ANYTHING. 578 00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:13,787 WE'RE COMING. 579 00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,288 EXCUSE ME. 580 00:56:15,288 --> 00:56:16,790 GO ON, BACK THERE! 581 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:19,793 PLEASE DON'T POINT THAT AT ME, SIR. 582 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,295 YOU COULD HURT SOMEBODY WITH THAT. 583 00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:23,797 OK, OK, HOLD IT THERE! 584 00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:25,298 JUST A MINUTE, MISTER. 585 00:56:25,298 --> 00:56:26,800 I REALIZE OF COURSE THAT TIMES ARE TOUGH, 586 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,303 BUT THIS ISN'T THE ANSWER. 587 00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:34,307 YOU CAN'T SOLVE SOCIETY'S PROBLEMS WITH A GUN. 588 00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:35,809 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 589 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:38,311 I'LL TURN OVER A NEW LEAF. 590 00:56:38,311 --> 00:56:41,815 SEE? HE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO HURT ANYBODY. 591 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:44,818 RIGHT AFTER I RIP OFF THIS LADY'S PURSE. 592 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:46,319 OF COURSE. 593 00:56:46,319 --> 00:56:48,321 COME ON, LADY, HAND IT OVER. 594 00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:50,824 LOIS, MAYBE YOU BETTER... 595 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:56,329 LOIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 596 00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:03,336 AAH! 597 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,845 CLARK! 598 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:13,346 CLARK! 599 00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:15,348 CLARK, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 600 00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:16,850 CLARK! 601 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,852 WHAT HAPPENED? 602 00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:21,855 GOLLY! I GUESS I MUST HAVE FAINTED. 603 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,356 FAINTED? 604 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:24,858 YOU FAINTED? 605 00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:26,359 SORRY. 606 00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:38,872 SWELL. 607 00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:41,875 REALLY, LOIS, SUPPOSING THAT MAN HAD SHOT YOU? 608 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,376 IS IT WORTH RISKING YOUR LIFE 609 00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:44,878 OVER $10, 2 CREDIT CARDS, 610 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:46,880 A HAIRBRUSH, AND A LIPSTICK? 611 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,381 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 612 00:57:48,882 --> 00:57:50,383 KNOW WHAT? 613 00:57:50,383 --> 00:57:53,386 YOU JUST DESCIBED THE EXACT CONTENTS OF MY PURSE. 614 00:57:55,388 --> 00:57:58,391 UM...WILD GUESS. 615 00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:02,896 UH, TAXI! 616 00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:09,202 HEY. 617 00:58:09,202 --> 00:58:10,703 HI, OTIS. 618 00:58:16,209 --> 00:58:18,211 [HONKS HORN] 619 00:58:20,213 --> 00:58:22,215 SO WHAT'S HAPPENIN', PARTNER? 620 00:58:22,215 --> 00:58:24,217 LOOK WHAT WE GOT. 621 00:58:24,217 --> 00:58:25,718 LET'S TAKE HIM. 622 00:58:25,718 --> 00:58:29,222 WAIT. MAYBE HE'LL LEAD US TO THE BIG MAN. 623 00:58:29,222 --> 00:58:30,723 LEX LUTHOR? 624 00:58:31,224 --> 00:58:33,726 YOU GOT IT, ARAMUS. 625 00:58:33,726 --> 00:58:37,230 WE'LL MAKE CAPTAIN BY MIDNIGHT. 626 00:58:37,730 --> 00:58:39,232 HEY, WHAT DO YOU READ? 627 00:58:39,732 --> 00:58:42,235 XK 101 ROCKET TO BE USED. 628 00:58:42,735 --> 00:58:44,237 HEY, MAC. 629 00:58:44,237 --> 00:58:45,738 HEY, OTIS. 630 00:58:45,738 --> 00:58:48,241 JUST GETTING THEDAILY PLANETHERE. 631 00:58:48,241 --> 00:58:50,243 [BARKING] 632 00:58:50,243 --> 00:58:52,245 DOWN, DOWN! 633 00:58:52,245 --> 00:58:53,746 OK, OK, ALL RIGHT! 634 00:58:53,746 --> 00:58:55,248 SEE, I'M PAYING HIM. 635 00:58:55,248 --> 00:58:57,250 I GOT A PRETZEL, TOO. 636 00:58:57,250 --> 00:58:58,751 THANKS, OTIS. 637 00:58:58,751 --> 00:59:02,255 HOW MANY DID HE TAKE, SHUTZY? 638 00:59:03,756 --> 00:59:06,759 THIS IS METROPOLIS 46. WE'RE ON FOOT. 639 00:59:06,759 --> 00:59:08,261 OVER AND OUT. 640 00:59:08,261 --> 00:59:09,762 LET'S GO. 641 00:59:13,266 --> 00:59:14,767 P.A.: YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 642 00:59:14,767 --> 00:59:17,270 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 643 00:59:17,270 --> 00:59:21,274 THE METROPOLIS FLYER IS NOW READY FOR DEPARTURE 644 00:59:21,274 --> 00:59:24,277 ON THE UPPER LEVEL, TRACK 6, 645 00:59:24,277 --> 00:59:25,778 STOPPING AT NEW ROCHELLE... 646 00:59:25,778 --> 00:59:27,780 HE'S GOING TO THE TRAIN PLATFORM. 647 00:59:27,780 --> 00:59:29,282 I'M GOING AFTER HIM. 648 00:59:29,282 --> 00:59:31,284 I'LL CALL FOR BACK-UP. 649 00:59:31,284 --> 00:59:32,785 BE CAREFUL. 650 00:59:32,785 --> 00:59:34,287 ALL RIGHT, ARAMUS. 651 00:59:35,788 --> 00:59:38,291 NOW BOARDING ON THE LOWER LEVEL... 652 00:59:38,791 --> 00:59:39,792 Man: 10 MINUTES, FOLKS. 653 00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:42,295 COME ON. AIR-CONDITIONED CARS. 654 00:59:42,295 --> 00:59:43,796 MOUNT VERNON, POUGHKEEPSIE. 655 00:59:44,297 --> 00:59:46,299 BOARD NOW. ALL ABOARD. METROPOLIS TRANSPORTATION. 656 00:59:46,799 --> 00:59:48,801 METROPOLIS TRANSPORTATION. BUFFALO, SYRACUSE. 657 00:59:49,302 --> 00:59:50,803 SMOKING CARS ARE FORWARD. 658 00:59:51,304 --> 00:59:52,805 MOVE ALONG NOW. 659 00:59:52,805 --> 00:59:54,307 LUGGAGE UP THE TOP. 660 00:59:54,307 --> 00:59:55,808 SMOKING CARS FORWARD. 661 00:59:55,808 --> 00:59:57,810 ALL ABOARD. BOARDING. 662 01:00:24,837 --> 01:00:27,340 ARAMUS, ARAMUS, MAKE IT TRACK 22. 663 01:00:27,340 --> 01:00:30,343 I SEEN HIM, AND I'M RIGHT ON HIM. 664 01:00:30,343 --> 01:00:32,345 LOWER LEVEL. TRACK 22. 665 01:00:33,846 --> 01:00:36,849 [TRAIN WHISTLE SOUNDS] 666 01:00:42,355 --> 01:00:47,360 [BELL RINGING] 667 01:01:09,382 --> 01:01:10,383 SO THAT'S IT! 668 01:01:24,897 --> 01:01:27,900 IT'S AMAZING THAT BRAIN CAN GENERATE ENOUGH POWER 669 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:30,903 TO KEEP THOSE LEGS MOVING. 670 01:01:41,914 --> 01:01:44,417 [WHISTLE SOUNDS] 671 01:02:02,435 --> 01:02:03,436 AAH! 672 01:02:11,944 --> 01:02:13,446 HARRY! 673 01:02:15,448 --> 01:02:16,949 HARRY, WHERE ARE YOU? 674 01:02:17,450 --> 01:02:18,951 HARRY! 675 01:02:26,959 --> 01:02:27,960 OH, NO. 676 01:02:34,467 --> 01:02:37,470 HARRY. 677 01:02:37,470 --> 01:02:40,640 SICK! 678 01:02:46,646 --> 01:02:49,148 SICK! YOU'RE REALLY SICK! 679 01:02:49,148 --> 01:02:51,150 SICK, MISS TESCHMACHER? 680 01:02:51,150 --> 01:02:54,153 SICK, WHEN I'M MERE DAYS FROM EXECUTING 681 01:02:54,153 --> 01:02:56,656 THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY? 682 01:02:56,656 --> 01:02:59,158 STEP AWAY FROM THAT, PLEASE. 683 01:02:59,158 --> 01:03:01,160 HOW DO YOU CONGRATULATE 684 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,163 THE GREATEST CRIMINAL MIND OF OUR TIME? 685 01:03:04,163 --> 01:03:07,166 DO YOU TELL ME THAT I'M BRILLIANT? 686 01:03:07,166 --> 01:03:10,169 THAT WOULD BE TOO OBVIOUS, I GRANT YOU. 687 01:03:10,169 --> 01:03:13,673 CHARISMATIC! FIENDISHLY GIFTED! 688 01:03:13,673 --> 01:03:15,174 TRY TWISTED. 689 01:03:15,174 --> 01:03:17,677 HA HA HA HA! 690 01:03:20,179 --> 01:03:22,181 GET AWAY FROM THERE. 691 01:03:22,181 --> 01:03:23,683 GET AWAY! 692 01:03:23,683 --> 01:03:26,686 WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE 693 01:03:27,186 --> 01:03:29,188 FOR THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY? 694 01:03:29,689 --> 01:03:32,191 WHY DOES THE PHONE ALWAYS RING 695 01:03:32,191 --> 01:03:35,194 WHEN YOU'RE IN THE BATHTUB? 696 01:03:35,194 --> 01:03:39,198 WHY IS THE MOST BRILLIANTLY DIABOLICAL LEADER OF OUR TIME 697 01:03:39,198 --> 01:03:41,701 SURROUNDING HIMSELF WITH TOTAL NINCOMPOOPS? 698 01:03:42,201 --> 01:03:43,703 I'M BACK, MR. LUTHOR. 699 01:03:44,203 --> 01:03:46,706 I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. 700 01:03:46,706 --> 01:03:49,208 YOU WERE FOLLOWED AGAIN. 701 01:03:51,711 --> 01:03:55,715 IN SPITE OF THOSE CATLIKE REFLEXES. 702 01:03:58,217 --> 01:03:59,719 MR. LUTHOR... 703 01:03:59,719 --> 01:04:01,721 MR. LUTHOR, I'M SORRY. 704 01:04:01,721 --> 01:04:06,225 OTIS, IS THAT THE NEWSPAPER I ASKED YOU TO GET ME? 705 01:04:06,225 --> 01:04:08,227 YEAH. 706 01:04:08,227 --> 01:04:10,730 WHY AM I NOT READING IT? 707 01:04:10,730 --> 01:04:14,734 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GIVEN IT TO YOU YET? 708 01:04:14,734 --> 01:04:16,235 RIGHT. 709 01:04:16,235 --> 01:04:17,737 OH. 710 01:04:20,239 --> 01:04:22,241 AT LAST IT'S OFFICIAL. 711 01:04:22,241 --> 01:04:24,744 THANKS TO THE GENEROUS HELP 712 01:04:24,744 --> 01:04:26,746 OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, 713 01:04:26,746 --> 01:04:27,747 WE'LL BE INVOLVED 714 01:04:27,747 --> 01:04:28,748 IN THE GREATEST REAL-ESTATE SWINDLE 715 01:04:28,748 --> 01:04:31,250 OF ALL TIME. 716 01:04:31,751 --> 01:04:34,754 WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH REAL ESTATE? 717 01:04:34,754 --> 01:04:37,757 WHEN I WAS 6, MY FATHER SAID TO ME-- 718 01:04:37,757 --> 01:04:39,759 GET OUT! 719 01:04:39,759 --> 01:04:42,762 HA HA. BEFORE THAT, HE SAID, "SON... 720 01:04:42,762 --> 01:04:44,263 "STOCKS RISE AND FALL, 721 01:04:44,263 --> 01:04:45,765 "UTILITIES AND TRANSPORTATION SYSTEMS 722 01:04:46,265 --> 01:04:46,766 "MAY COLLAPSE, 723 01:04:47,266 --> 01:04:48,768 "PEOPLE ARE NO DAMN GOOD, 724 01:04:48,768 --> 01:04:51,771 "BUT THEY'LL ALWAYS PAY THROUGH THE NOSE 725 01:04:51,771 --> 01:04:53,272 "TO GET LAND. 726 01:04:53,272 --> 01:04:55,274 REMEMBER," HE SAID-- 727 01:04:55,274 --> 01:04:56,776 LAND. 728 01:04:56,776 --> 01:04:59,278 IT'S A PITY THAT HE DIDN'T SEE 729 01:04:59,779 --> 01:05:01,280 FROM SUCH HUMBLE BEGINNINGS 730 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,783 HOW I'VE CREATED THIS EMPIRE. 731 01:05:03,783 --> 01:05:05,284 AN EMPIRE...THIS? 732 01:05:05,284 --> 01:05:08,287 HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU KNOW WHO HAVE 733 01:05:08,287 --> 01:05:11,290 A PARK AVENUE ADDRESS LIKE THIS ONE? 734 01:05:11,290 --> 01:05:14,794 PARK AVENUE ADDRESS? 200 FEET BELOW? 735 01:05:15,294 --> 01:05:16,796 DO YOU REALIZE 736 01:05:16,796 --> 01:05:19,799 WHAT PEOPLE ARE SHELLING OUT UP THERE 737 01:05:19,799 --> 01:05:21,801 FOR A FEW MISERABLE ROOMS? 738 01:05:21,801 --> 01:05:24,303 WHAT MORE COULD ANYONE ASK? 739 01:05:29,308 --> 01:05:30,810 OLSEN! 740 01:05:30,810 --> 01:05:33,813 GET THIS LOCH NESS UPDATE RIGHT INTO COMPOSING. 741 01:05:33,813 --> 01:05:36,816 THAT'S IT, ROTH. PUT IT TO BED. 742 01:05:36,816 --> 01:05:39,318 WHY ARE YOU STANDING AROUND HERE? 743 01:05:39,318 --> 01:05:40,820 I'M NOT, CH-- 744 01:05:40,820 --> 01:05:43,322 I WASN'T GOING TO SAY IT. 745 01:05:43,322 --> 01:05:44,824 GO. 746 01:05:48,327 --> 01:05:50,329 AH, THE SEX MANIAC PROFILE. 747 01:05:50,830 --> 01:05:53,332 9 TO 5, IT'S A PULITZER PRIZE WINNER. 748 01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:55,835 THERE'S NO "Z" IN BRASSIERE. 749 01:05:55,835 --> 01:05:58,838 HEY, NICE JOB ON THAT UNION SCANDAL, KENT. 750 01:05:58,838 --> 01:06:00,840 GOSH. THANKS, MR. WHITE. 751 01:06:02,842 --> 01:06:04,343 UH... 752 01:06:04,343 --> 01:06:06,846 OH, HI, CLARK. GOOD NIGHT. 753 01:06:06,846 --> 01:06:08,347 LET ME CARRY THAT. 754 01:06:08,347 --> 01:06:09,849 THANKS A LOT. 755 01:06:09,849 --> 01:06:12,351 LOIS, HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE? 756 01:06:12,351 --> 01:06:13,853 UH...LOIS? 757 01:06:13,853 --> 01:06:17,356 THESE TWO GO TO THE ADDRESSES ON THE ENVELOPE. 758 01:06:17,356 --> 01:06:20,860 LOIS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME? 759 01:06:20,860 --> 01:06:22,361 I'M SORRY. I'M BOOKED. 760 01:06:22,862 --> 01:06:25,865 AIR FORCE ONE IS LANDING AT THE AIRPORT. 761 01:06:25,865 --> 01:06:29,368 I'LL BE THERE TO MAKE SURE YOU-KNOW-WHO 762 01:06:29,368 --> 01:06:30,870 ANSWERS SOME QUESTIONS. 763 01:06:30,870 --> 01:06:33,372 DON'T YOU EVER LET UP? 764 01:06:33,372 --> 01:06:36,375 WHY? I'VE SEEN HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES. 765 01:06:36,375 --> 01:06:39,378 MY SISTER HAS THREE KIDS, TWO CATS, AND ONE MORTGAGE. 766 01:06:39,378 --> 01:06:40,880 I'D GO BANANAS IN A WEEK. 767 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,381 CAN I TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT? 768 01:06:42,882 --> 01:06:44,383 NOT UNLESS YOU CAN FLY. 769 01:06:44,884 --> 01:06:47,386 UH, CLARK...LADIES. 770 01:06:47,386 --> 01:06:49,889 SORRY. 771 01:06:49,889 --> 01:06:51,390 LOIS, MAYBE WE COULD-- 772 01:06:51,390 --> 01:06:53,392 OH. HMM. 773 01:06:54,894 --> 01:06:56,395 UM... 774 01:06:56,395 --> 01:06:57,897 UH, LOIS? 775 01:06:57,897 --> 01:07:01,901 WOULD YOU BE A PET AND MAIL THAT FOR ME? 776 01:07:01,901 --> 01:07:03,402 SURE. UH... GOOD NIGHT. 777 01:07:06,906 --> 01:07:08,407 OH! 778 01:07:08,407 --> 01:07:10,409 UH, GOING DOWN, PLEASE? 779 01:07:10,409 --> 01:07:11,911 GOING DOWN? 780 01:07:13,913 --> 01:07:15,915 UH, GOING DOWN? 781 01:07:15,915 --> 01:07:18,417 GOING UP, UP, UP! 782 01:07:18,417 --> 01:07:20,419 GOOD NIGHT. 783 01:07:30,596 --> 01:07:33,599 DAILY PLANETCOPTER ONE, THIS IS GROUND. 784 01:07:33,599 --> 01:07:35,101 PLANET ONE. GO AHEAD. 785 01:07:35,101 --> 01:07:37,603 WE HAVE MISS LANE HERE 786 01:07:37,603 --> 01:07:41,607 FOR A RIDE TO METROPOLIS AIRPORT TO MEET AIR FORCE ONE. 787 01:07:41,607 --> 01:07:45,111 WE'RE ON OUR WAY AND HAVE YOU IN SIGHT. 788 01:07:45,111 --> 01:07:47,613 ROGER, PLANET ONE. YOU'RE CLEARED TO LAND. 789 01:07:48,114 --> 01:07:49,615 WIND, 0-2-0 AT 1-5, GUSTING. 790 01:07:50,116 --> 01:07:52,118 ROGER, OVER AND OUT. 791 01:08:52,178 --> 01:08:54,180 MALFUNCTION! CAN'T GET LIFTOFF! 792 01:08:54,180 --> 01:08:57,183 WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING? 793 01:08:57,683 --> 01:08:59,185 SET IT DOWN! 794 01:08:59,185 --> 01:09:02,688 WE'VE LOST ROTOR CONTROL! I CAN'T HOLD IT! 795 01:09:02,688 --> 01:09:04,190 AAH! 796 01:09:05,191 --> 01:09:07,693 OH! 797 01:09:07,693 --> 01:09:09,695 I CAN'T HOLD IT! 798 01:09:10,196 --> 01:09:12,698 HE'S LOST IT! HE'S LOST IT! 799 01:09:17,203 --> 01:09:18,204 AAH! 800 01:09:26,712 --> 01:09:28,214 WAKE UP! 801 01:09:30,716 --> 01:09:33,719 OH, HELP! 802 01:09:33,719 --> 01:09:35,221 HELP! 803 01:09:35,221 --> 01:09:36,722 HELP! 804 01:09:42,728 --> 01:09:44,230 OH! OH! 805 01:09:44,230 --> 01:09:45,731 UH! 806 01:09:48,734 --> 01:09:52,238 [SIRENS] 807 01:09:52,238 --> 01:09:53,739 STEP BACK, FOLKS. 808 01:09:53,739 --> 01:09:56,242 ALL RIGHT! LET'S GET BACK! 809 01:09:56,242 --> 01:09:59,245 AAH! AAH! 810 01:09:59,245 --> 01:10:01,747 BRING THE CANVAS OVER HERE! 811 01:10:01,747 --> 01:10:05,751 SEE THE HELICOPTER UP THERE? 812 01:10:09,755 --> 01:10:11,757 HELP ME! 813 01:10:11,757 --> 01:10:14,260 AAH! 814 01:10:14,260 --> 01:10:16,262 AAH! 815 01:10:16,762 --> 01:10:20,266 [SIRENS] 816 01:10:20,266 --> 01:10:22,768 MOVE BACK. LET THE AMBULANCE THROUGH. 817 01:10:22,768 --> 01:10:25,271 LET THESE FIREMEN GET IN HERE. 818 01:10:27,273 --> 01:10:28,774 HELP ME! 819 01:10:28,774 --> 01:10:31,777 OH! 820 01:10:31,777 --> 01:10:33,779 AAH! 821 01:10:33,779 --> 01:10:35,281 AAH! 822 01:10:35,281 --> 01:10:36,282 GET BACK! 823 01:10:36,282 --> 01:10:38,784 AAH! 824 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,287 COME ON. GET OFF THE STREET! 825 01:10:41,287 --> 01:10:43,789 GET BACK! MOVE IT! 826 01:10:43,789 --> 01:10:46,292 LET THE FIREMEN THROUGH! 827 01:10:46,292 --> 01:10:49,295 BOYS, COME ON NOW. MAKE A LINE! 828 01:10:53,799 --> 01:10:56,802 MOVE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET! 829 01:10:56,802 --> 01:10:58,804 COME ON! GET ALONG! 830 01:10:58,804 --> 01:11:02,808 GET AWAY FROM THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING. 831 01:11:02,808 --> 01:11:05,311 HOLD THESE CROWDS BACK. 832 01:11:05,311 --> 01:11:07,313 AAH! 833 01:11:07,313 --> 01:11:08,814 HELP ME! 834 01:11:09,315 --> 01:11:11,317 AAH! 835 01:11:24,830 --> 01:11:25,831 SAY, JIM! 836 01:11:25,831 --> 01:11:27,833 EXCUSE ME. 837 01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:30,836 THAT'S A BAD OUTFIT! WHOO! 838 01:11:30,836 --> 01:11:32,838 BRESSLAW, MOVE THESE PEOPLE OUT. 839 01:11:33,839 --> 01:11:34,840 UH! 840 01:11:38,844 --> 01:11:41,847 AAH! 841 01:11:41,847 --> 01:11:45,351 LOOK UP THERE! 842 01:11:45,351 --> 01:11:46,852 WHAT THE HELL'S THAT? 843 01:11:48,354 --> 01:11:50,356 EASY, MISS. I'VE GOT YOU. 844 01:11:50,356 --> 01:11:52,358 YOU--YOU'VE GOT ME? 845 01:11:52,358 --> 01:11:54,860 WHO'S GOT YOU? 846 01:11:54,860 --> 01:11:56,362 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 847 01:11:56,362 --> 01:11:59,365 I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. HE GOT HER. 848 01:12:03,869 --> 01:12:05,371 OH! 849 01:12:42,908 --> 01:12:46,912 GENTLEMEN, THIS MAN NEEDS HELP. 850 01:12:46,912 --> 01:12:49,915 I CERTAINLY HOPE THIS LITTLE INCIDENT 851 01:12:49,915 --> 01:12:52,418 HASN'T PUT YOU OFF FLYING, MISS. 852 01:12:52,418 --> 01:12:53,919 STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, OF COURSE, 853 01:12:53,919 --> 01:12:56,922 IT'S STILL THE SAFEST WAY TO TRAVEL. 854 01:12:56,922 --> 01:12:58,424 RIGHT. 855 01:12:58,424 --> 01:12:59,925 WAIT! 856 01:13:03,929 --> 01:13:06,432 WHOAREYOU? 857 01:13:06,432 --> 01:13:08,434 A FRIEND. 858 01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:15,441 BYE. 859 01:14:27,012 --> 01:14:29,014 HI, THERE. SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE ELEVATOR? 860 01:14:29,014 --> 01:14:33,519 AAH! 861 01:14:36,021 --> 01:14:39,024 GOING DOWN? 862 01:14:40,526 --> 01:14:42,027 AAH! 863 01:14:45,531 --> 01:14:47,533 NAH. 864 01:14:50,536 --> 01:14:52,037 OFFICER. 865 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,042 AH, GOOD EVENING, OFFICER...MOONEY. 866 01:14:57,042 --> 01:15:00,546 WELL, THEY SAY CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL. 867 01:15:01,046 --> 01:15:03,549 I'D LISTEN TO THIS MAN. 868 01:15:03,549 --> 01:15:05,551 TAKE HIM AWAY. 869 01:15:11,056 --> 01:15:14,059 [TIRES SQUEAL] 870 01:15:14,059 --> 01:15:16,562 [GUNFIRE] 871 01:15:16,562 --> 01:15:18,564 [SIREN] 872 01:15:51,597 --> 01:15:53,098 COME ON! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 873 01:16:02,608 --> 01:16:05,611 MOVE YOUR ASS! COME ON, COME ON! 874 01:16:05,611 --> 01:16:08,113 OK, LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 875 01:16:08,113 --> 01:16:10,115 DROP YOUR WEAPONS! 876 01:16:10,115 --> 01:16:12,117 DROP YOUR WEAPONS! 877 01:16:12,117 --> 01:16:14,119 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 878 01:16:14,119 --> 01:16:16,121 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 879 01:16:16,121 --> 01:16:18,123 OK, FREEZE, YOU TURKEYS! 880 01:16:18,123 --> 01:16:20,125 OK! DON'T SHOOT! 881 01:16:43,649 --> 01:16:46,652 BAD VIBRATIONS? 882 01:16:46,652 --> 01:16:47,653 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 883 01:16:48,153 --> 01:16:49,655 I SWEAR, FLYING. 884 01:16:49,655 --> 01:16:52,658 WITH A BIG RED CAPE AND RED BOOTS. 885 01:16:52,658 --> 01:16:54,159 WATCH THE DESK. 886 01:16:54,159 --> 01:16:58,163 HE FLEW UP IN THE AIR LIKE A BIG BLUE BIRD. 887 01:16:58,664 --> 01:17:01,667 A BIG BLUE BIRD WITH RED BOOTS. 888 01:17:01,667 --> 01:17:02,668 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE NIGHT OFF 889 01:17:02,668 --> 01:17:05,671 AND GO BACK TO MURPHY'S BAR? 890 01:17:05,671 --> 01:17:08,674 I'LL MEET YOU THERE MYSELF. 891 01:17:08,674 --> 01:17:11,176 [SIREN] 892 01:17:17,182 --> 01:17:18,684 MOONEY... 893 01:17:18,684 --> 01:17:21,186 THE FIRST BOTTLE'S ON ME. 894 01:17:21,186 --> 01:17:22,688 I'LL GET MY HAT. 895 01:17:32,698 --> 01:17:35,701 HEY, FRISKY. WILL YOU COME DOWN FROM THERE? 896 01:17:37,703 --> 01:17:39,705 HI. I'LL GET HIM. 897 01:17:43,208 --> 01:17:46,211 COME ON. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 898 01:17:46,211 --> 01:17:48,714 HERE YOU GO, MISS. 899 01:17:48,714 --> 01:17:50,215 GEE, THANKS, MISTER. 900 01:17:50,215 --> 01:17:51,717 WELL... 901 01:17:51,717 --> 01:17:55,220 GOOD-BYE, FRISKY. SO LONG, NOW. 902 01:17:57,222 --> 01:17:58,223 BYE. 903 01:17:58,724 --> 01:18:00,225 BYE! 904 01:18:00,225 --> 01:18:03,228 MOMMY, FRISKY WAS STUCK IN THE TREE! 905 01:18:03,228 --> 01:18:06,231 THIS MAN SWOOPED OUT OF THE SKY 906 01:18:06,231 --> 01:18:08,734 AND GAVE HIM TO ME! 907 01:18:08,734 --> 01:18:12,237 HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU TO STOP TELLING LIES? 908 01:18:15,407 --> 01:18:18,410 METROPOLIS AIRPORT, THIS IS AIR FORCE ONE. 909 01:18:18,410 --> 01:18:21,413 COULD WE HAVE THE LATEST WEATHER REPORT? 910 01:18:21,413 --> 01:18:24,416 METROPOLIS, CURRENTLY, CEILING 500 AND OVERCAST. 911 01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:28,420 700 BROKEN VISIBILITY 1. WIND 2-4-0 AT 2-5. 912 01:18:28,420 --> 01:18:29,921 ROGER. 913 01:18:29,921 --> 01:18:33,425 WELL, IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD. 914 01:18:34,426 --> 01:18:36,928 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 915 01:18:36,928 --> 01:18:39,431 WE LOST POWER IN NUMBER ONE! 916 01:18:39,431 --> 01:18:40,932 WE LOST THE WHOLE ENGINE! 917 01:18:41,433 --> 01:18:43,935 BRING UP 2 AND 3! 918 01:18:43,935 --> 01:18:46,938 THERE'S NOT ENOUGH PRESSURE! 919 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,442 MAYDAY, METROPOLIS TOWER! AIR FORCE ONE. 920 01:18:50,442 --> 01:18:52,944 WE HAVE LOST PORT OUTBOARD ENGINE 921 01:18:52,944 --> 01:18:54,446 AND PART OF WING. 922 01:18:54,446 --> 01:18:55,947 REQUEST EMERGENCY LANDING. 923 01:18:56,448 --> 01:18:57,949 WHAT'S THE POSITION? 924 01:18:57,949 --> 01:18:59,951 10 MILES SOUTHWEST OF METROPOLIS AIRPORT. 925 01:18:59,951 --> 01:19:01,953 THE PRESIDENT'S ON BOARD! 926 01:19:01,953 --> 01:19:04,956 THAT'S 10 MILES SOUTHWEST METROPOLIS AIRPORT. 927 01:19:04,956 --> 01:19:09,461 HEADING 3-0-5. HEIGHT, 6,000 FEET. 928 01:19:27,979 --> 01:19:31,483 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? WE GOT OUR ENGINE BACK? 929 01:19:31,483 --> 01:19:33,985 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 930 01:19:33,985 --> 01:19:36,988 FLY. DON'T LOOK. JUST FLY. 931 01:19:36,988 --> 01:19:38,990 WE GOT...SOMETHING. 932 01:19:38,990 --> 01:19:41,493 I AIN'T SAYIN' WHAT IT IS. 933 01:19:41,493 --> 01:19:43,495 JUST TRUST ME. 934 01:19:55,451 --> 01:19:57,953 Jor-el: YOU ENJOYED IT? 935 01:20:00,956 --> 01:20:02,958 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, FATHER. 936 01:20:03,459 --> 01:20:04,960 I'M AFRAID I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY. 937 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:07,463 I ANTICIPATED THIS, MY SON. 938 01:20:07,963 --> 01:20:09,965 YOU COULDN'T HAVE. 939 01:20:09,965 --> 01:20:12,468 YOU COULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED... 940 01:20:12,968 --> 01:20:14,970 HOW GOOD IT FELT? 941 01:20:17,473 --> 01:20:20,976 YOU ARE REVEALED TO THE WORLD. 942 01:20:21,477 --> 01:20:22,478 VERY WELL. 943 01:20:22,478 --> 01:20:23,479 SO BE IT. 944 01:20:24,980 --> 01:20:28,484 BUT YOU STILL MUST KEEP YOUR SECRET IDENTITY. 945 01:20:28,484 --> 01:20:29,485 WHY? 946 01:20:29,485 --> 01:20:31,987 THE REASONS ARE 2-- 947 01:20:31,987 --> 01:20:33,989 FIRST, YOU CANNOT SERVE HUMANITY 948 01:20:33,989 --> 01:20:35,491 28 HOURS A DAY. 949 01:20:36,492 --> 01:20:37,493 24. 950 01:20:37,493 --> 01:20:39,495 OR 24... 951 01:20:39,495 --> 01:20:42,998 AS IT IS IN EARTH NOW. 952 01:20:42,998 --> 01:20:45,501 YOUR HELP WILL BE CALLED FOR ENDLESSLY, 953 01:20:45,501 --> 01:20:47,002 EVEN FOR THOSE TASKS 954 01:20:47,002 --> 01:20:49,505 WHICH HUMAN BEINGS CAN SOLVE FOR THEMSELVES 955 01:20:49,505 --> 01:20:52,007 BECAUSE THEY'RE HAPPY TO ABUSE THEIR RESOURCES 956 01:20:52,007 --> 01:20:53,509 IN SUCH A WAY. 957 01:20:53,509 --> 01:20:54,510 AND SECONDLY? 958 01:20:55,010 --> 01:20:56,011 SECOND, 959 01:20:56,512 --> 01:20:59,014 YOUR ENEMIES WILL DISCOVER 960 01:20:59,014 --> 01:21:01,016 THEIR ONLY WAY TO HURT YOU-- 961 01:21:01,517 --> 01:21:03,519 BY HURTING THE PEOPLE YOU CARE FOR. 962 01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:06,021 THANK YOU, FATHER. 963 01:21:06,021 --> 01:21:07,523 LASTLY... 964 01:21:10,025 --> 01:21:11,026 DO NOT PUNISH YOURSELF 965 01:21:11,026 --> 01:21:13,028 FOR YOUR FEELINGS OF VANITY. 966 01:21:13,028 --> 01:21:15,030 SIMPLY LEARN TO CONTROL THEM. 967 01:21:15,030 --> 01:21:17,032 THIS IS AN AFFLICTION COMMON TO ALL, 968 01:21:17,533 --> 01:21:19,034 EVEN ON KRYPTON. 969 01:21:19,535 --> 01:21:21,036 OUR DESTRUCTION COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED, 970 01:21:21,036 --> 01:21:24,039 BUT FOR THE VANITY OF SOME WHO CONSIDER US 971 01:21:24,039 --> 01:21:25,541 INDESTRUCTIBLE. 972 01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:28,544 WERE IT NOT FOR VANITY, WHY... 973 01:21:29,044 --> 01:21:31,046 AT THIS VERY MOMENT... 974 01:21:35,050 --> 01:21:38,554 I COULD EMBRACE YOU IN MY ARMS. 975 01:21:42,057 --> 01:21:43,559 MY SON. 976 01:22:13,839 --> 01:22:15,307 REPORTS ARE COMING IN 977 01:22:15,307 --> 01:22:16,808 OF A MIRACULOUS SAVING OF AIR FORCE ONE... 978 01:22:17,309 --> 01:22:21,313 A BURGLAR WAS APPREHENDED... 979 01:22:21,313 --> 01:22:23,315 ...IN RESCUING MISS LOIS LANE, 980 01:22:23,315 --> 01:22:24,316 REPORTER ON THEDAILY PLANET, 981 01:22:24,316 --> 01:22:25,817 WITH ONE HAND, 982 01:22:25,817 --> 01:22:27,686 AND A CRASHED HELICOPTER WITH THE OTHER. 983 01:22:27,686 --> 01:22:29,688 [BROADCASTS CONTINUE] 984 01:22:31,189 --> 01:22:34,192 YEAH, THAT'LL BE THE DAY, HUH? 985 01:22:34,693 --> 01:22:37,696 THAT'LL BE THE DAY WHEN A GUY CAN FLY, HUH? 986 01:22:37,696 --> 01:22:38,697 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 987 01:22:39,197 --> 01:22:41,199 YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 988 01:22:41,199 --> 01:22:42,200 YEAH. 989 01:22:42,367 --> 01:22:44,369 ...SOME SORT OF FANTASTIC HOAX. 990 01:22:44,870 --> 01:22:47,372 YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS ANYBODY'S. 991 01:22:47,873 --> 01:22:49,374 MIRACLE OR FRAUD? 992 01:22:49,374 --> 01:22:50,876 MISS TESCHMACHER! 993 01:22:50,876 --> 01:22:53,378 TURN IT OFF! 994 01:22:58,884 --> 01:23:00,886 LEX! 995 01:23:01,386 --> 01:23:03,388 WHAT'S THE STORY ON THIS GUY? 996 01:23:03,388 --> 01:23:05,891 IS HE THE GENUINE ARTICLE? 997 01:23:05,891 --> 01:23:08,894 IF HE IS, HE'S NOT FROM THIS WORLD. 998 01:23:08,894 --> 01:23:10,395 I'M THE ONLY HUMAN 999 01:23:10,896 --> 01:23:13,899 WHO COULD PERPETRATE SUCH A FANTASTIC HOAX. 1000 01:23:17,903 --> 01:23:19,404 UH! 1001 01:23:23,408 --> 01:23:24,910 OTIS! 1002 01:23:25,410 --> 01:23:26,912 MY ROBE! 1003 01:23:28,413 --> 01:23:30,916 RIGHT AWAY, MR. LUTHOR. 1004 01:23:30,916 --> 01:23:32,918 IT ALL FITS SOMEHOW, 1005 01:23:32,918 --> 01:23:35,420 HIS COMING HERE TO METROPOLIS, 1006 01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:37,923 AND AT THIS PARTICULAR TIME. 1007 01:23:40,926 --> 01:23:44,429 THERE'S KIND OF A CRUEL JUSTICE ABOUT IT. 1008 01:23:44,429 --> 01:23:46,932 TO COMMIT THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY, 1009 01:23:46,932 --> 01:23:51,436 A MAN WOULD WANT TO FACE THE CHALLENGE OF THE CENTURY. 1010 01:23:51,436 --> 01:23:53,939 MAYBE THIS GUY THAT FLIES 1011 01:23:53,939 --> 01:23:55,941 IS JUST PASSING THROUGH. 1012 01:23:55,941 --> 01:23:57,442 PASSING THROUGH? 1013 01:23:57,442 --> 01:23:59,945 NOT ON YOUR LIFE, OTIS-- 1014 01:23:59,945 --> 01:24:02,447 WHICH I WOULD GLADLY SACRIFICE 1015 01:24:02,447 --> 01:24:04,950 FOR THE OPPORTUNITY OF DESTROYING 1016 01:24:04,950 --> 01:24:06,952 EVERYTHING THAT HE REPRESENTS. 1017 01:24:06,952 --> 01:24:09,454 AND OTIS, BY THE WAY... 1018 01:24:09,454 --> 01:24:11,957 NEXT TIME, PUT MY ROBE ON 1019 01:24:11,957 --> 01:24:14,459 AFTERI'M OUT OF THE POOL. 1020 01:24:14,459 --> 01:24:17,462 NOW LOOK! THE POST--"IT FLIES!" 1021 01:24:17,963 --> 01:24:19,965 THE NEWS-- "LOOK MA, NO WIRES." 1022 01:24:20,465 --> 01:24:22,467 THE TIMES--"BLUE BOMB BUZZES METROPOLIS." 1023 01:24:22,968 --> 01:24:25,971 WE'RE SITTING ON THE STORY OF THE CENTURY. 1024 01:24:25,971 --> 01:24:28,974 I WANT THE NAME OF THIS FLYING WHATCHAMACALLIT 1025 01:24:28,974 --> 01:24:30,976 TO GO WITH THEDAILY PLANET LIKE BACON AND EGGS, 1026 01:24:30,976 --> 01:24:32,978 FRANKS AND BEANS, 1027 01:24:32,978 --> 01:24:35,981 DEATH AND TAXES, POLITICS AND CORRUPTION! 1028 01:24:35,981 --> 01:24:38,984 HE WOULDN'T LEND HIMSELF TO CHEAP PROMOTION SCHEMES. 1029 01:24:38,984 --> 01:24:40,485 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 1030 01:24:40,986 --> 01:24:42,487 UM...UH... 1031 01:24:42,487 --> 01:24:45,490 JUST A FIRST IMPRESSION. 1032 01:24:45,490 --> 01:24:46,992 WHO'S TALKING CHEAP? 1033 01:24:46,992 --> 01:24:48,493 I'LL MAKE HIM A PARTNER IF I HAVE TO--RIGHT? 1034 01:24:48,493 --> 01:24:49,494 RIGHT, CHIEF. 1035 01:24:50,495 --> 01:24:52,998 I WANT THE REAL STORY! 1036 01:24:52,998 --> 01:24:55,500 I WANT THE INSIDE DOPE ON THIS GUY. 1037 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:59,504 HAS HE GOT A FAMILY? WHERE DOES HE LIVE? 1038 01:25:03,008 --> 01:25:04,509 A FRIEND? 1039 01:25:07,512 --> 01:25:09,014 TONY, WHO IS HE? 1040 01:25:09,014 --> 01:25:10,515 MIKE, WHAT'S HIS NAME? 1041 01:25:10,515 --> 01:25:13,518 HAS HE GOT BATTERIES UNDER HIS CAPE? 1042 01:25:13,518 --> 01:25:15,520 WHY DID HE SHOW UP LAST NIGHT? 1043 01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:18,523 WHERE DOES HE COME FROM? DOES HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 1044 01:25:18,523 --> 01:25:22,027 WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE BALL TEAM, KENT? 1045 01:25:22,027 --> 01:25:25,030 NOW, LISTEN TO ME, BOYS AND GIRLS. 1046 01:25:25,030 --> 01:25:28,533 WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU GETS IT OUT OF HIM 1047 01:25:28,533 --> 01:25:31,536 WILL HAVE THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT INTERVIEW 1048 01:25:31,536 --> 01:25:34,039 SINCE GOD TALKED TO MOSES. 1049 01:25:37,042 --> 01:25:40,045 WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND ABOUT FOR? 1050 01:25:40,045 --> 01:25:41,046 MOVE! 1051 01:25:41,546 --> 01:25:43,048 GET ON THAT STORY! 1052 01:25:50,055 --> 01:25:51,056 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1053 01:26:00,065 --> 01:26:02,567 8:00, HE SAYS. 8:00. 1054 01:26:02,567 --> 01:26:04,069 SOME FRIEND. 1055 01:26:04,069 --> 01:26:06,571 THE STORY OF MY LIFE. 1056 01:26:06,571 --> 01:26:09,074 CINDERELLA BITES THE DUST. 1057 01:26:21,086 --> 01:26:23,088 GOOD EVENING, MISS LANE. 1058 01:26:25,090 --> 01:26:27,592 UH...HI. 1059 01:26:27,592 --> 01:26:30,595 DID YOU HAVE PLANS THIS EVENING? 1060 01:26:30,595 --> 01:26:33,098 OH... THIS OLD THING? NO. 1061 01:26:33,098 --> 01:26:34,599 I'LL COME BACK LATER. 1062 01:26:34,599 --> 01:26:35,600 DON'T MOVE! 1063 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:36,601 UM... 1064 01:26:36,601 --> 01:26:41,106 UM...ER... SURE, YOU CAN MOVE. 1065 01:26:41,106 --> 01:26:44,109 JUST DON'T FLY AWAY, ALL RIGHT? 1066 01:26:44,109 --> 01:26:47,112 SORRY TO DROP IN ON YOU LIKE THIS, 1067 01:26:47,112 --> 01:26:50,615 BUT THERE MUST BE MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ME 1068 01:26:50,615 --> 01:26:52,617 THAT PEOPLE WANT ANSWERED. 1069 01:26:52,617 --> 01:26:54,619 OF COURSE, YES. UH... 1070 01:26:58,123 --> 01:27:00,625 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T SMOKE, MISS LANE. 1071 01:27:01,126 --> 01:27:04,129 DON'T TELL ME. LUNG CANCER, RIGHT? 1072 01:27:06,631 --> 01:27:09,134 WELL, NOT YET. THANK GOODNESS. 1073 01:27:10,635 --> 01:27:13,638 WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF WINE? 1074 01:27:13,638 --> 01:27:16,141 I NEVER DRINK WHEN I FLY. 1075 01:27:16,141 --> 01:27:18,643 NICE PLACE. 1076 01:27:18,643 --> 01:27:20,645 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1077 01:27:20,645 --> 01:27:24,649 UM, SHOULD WE GET STARTED WITH THE INTERVIEW? 1078 01:27:26,651 --> 01:27:28,153 OH. 1079 01:27:28,153 --> 01:27:29,654 THANK YOU. 1080 01:27:29,654 --> 01:27:31,656 WELL, UH, LET'S START 1081 01:27:31,656 --> 01:27:32,657 WITH YOUR VITAL STATISTICS. 1082 01:27:32,657 --> 01:27:34,659 ARE YOU MARRIED? 1083 01:27:34,659 --> 01:27:36,661 UH, NO. NO, I'M NOT. 1084 01:27:37,162 --> 01:27:39,664 DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 1085 01:27:39,664 --> 01:27:42,667 NO, BUT IF I DID, MISS LANE, 1086 01:27:42,667 --> 01:27:45,670 YOU'D BE THE FIRST TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 1087 01:27:49,174 --> 01:27:51,176 UM, HOW OLD ARE YOU? 1088 01:27:51,176 --> 01:27:53,178 OVER 21. 1089 01:27:53,178 --> 01:27:54,679 I GET IT. 1090 01:27:54,679 --> 01:27:56,681 DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW. 1091 01:27:56,681 --> 01:27:58,683 HOW BIG-- HOW TALL ARE YOU? 1092 01:27:59,184 --> 01:28:01,186 UH, ABOUT 6'4". 1093 01:28:01,186 --> 01:28:03,688 AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH? 1094 01:28:03,688 --> 01:28:05,690 AROUND 225. 1095 01:28:05,690 --> 01:28:08,693 225? 1096 01:28:10,695 --> 01:28:11,696 HMM. 1097 01:28:13,198 --> 01:28:16,701 WELL, UM, I ASSUME THEN THAT... 1098 01:28:16,701 --> 01:28:20,705 THE REST OF YOUR BODILY FUNCTIONS ARE... 1099 01:28:20,705 --> 01:28:22,207 NORMAL? 1100 01:28:22,207 --> 01:28:24,209 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 1101 01:28:24,209 --> 01:28:27,212 WELL, PUTTING IT DELICATELY... 1102 01:28:31,716 --> 01:28:33,718 DO YOU... 1103 01:28:34,719 --> 01:28:36,221 EAT? 1104 01:28:36,721 --> 01:28:40,725 YES. YES, I DO. WHEN I'M HUNGRY. 1105 01:28:41,226 --> 01:28:44,229 YOU DO. OF COURSE YOU DO! 1106 01:28:44,229 --> 01:28:46,231 WELL. WELL, THEN, 1107 01:28:46,231 --> 01:28:47,732 IS IT TRUE 1108 01:28:47,732 --> 01:28:51,236 THAT YOU CAN SEE THROUGH ANYTHING? 1109 01:28:51,236 --> 01:28:54,239 YES, I CAN. WELL, PRETTY MUCH. 1110 01:28:54,239 --> 01:28:57,242 AND YOU'RE TOTALLY IMPERVIOUS TO PAIN? 1111 01:28:57,242 --> 01:28:59,744 WELL, SO FAR. 1112 01:29:01,746 --> 01:29:04,749 WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR AM I WEARING? 1113 01:29:04,749 --> 01:29:06,251 HMM. 1114 01:29:06,251 --> 01:29:09,254 OH, I'M SORRY. I EMBARRASSED YOU, DIDN'T I? 1115 01:29:09,254 --> 01:29:11,256 OH, NO. 1116 01:29:11,256 --> 01:29:15,260 NOT AT ALL. THIS PLANTER MUST BE MADE OF LEAD. 1117 01:29:15,260 --> 01:29:16,261 SO? 1118 01:29:16,261 --> 01:29:19,764 I, UH, SORT OF HAVE A PROBLEM SEEING THROUGH LEAD. 1119 01:29:19,764 --> 01:29:21,266 OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. 1120 01:29:21,766 --> 01:29:23,268 "PROBLEMS SEEING THROUGH LEAD..." 1121 01:29:23,768 --> 01:29:26,271 UH, DO YOU HAVE A FIRST NAME? 1122 01:29:26,771 --> 01:29:29,274 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LIKE RALPH OR SOMETHING? 1123 01:29:29,774 --> 01:29:30,775 PINK. 1124 01:29:30,775 --> 01:29:32,277 PINK. 1125 01:29:34,779 --> 01:29:36,281 I'M SORRY, MISS LANE, 1126 01:29:36,281 --> 01:29:38,783 I DIDN'T MEAN TO EMBARRASS YOU. 1127 01:29:39,284 --> 01:29:41,786 OH! YOU DIDN'T EMBARRASS ME. 1128 01:29:41,786 --> 01:29:44,789 WHAT'S YOUR BACKGROUND? WHERE DO YOU HAIL FROM? 1129 01:29:44,789 --> 01:29:47,792 WELL, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN, ACTUALLY. 1130 01:29:48,293 --> 01:29:49,794 YOU SEE, I'M FROM, UM... 1131 01:29:50,295 --> 01:29:51,796 WELL, PRETTY FAR AWAY. 1132 01:29:52,297 --> 01:29:54,799 ANOTHER GALAXY, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 1133 01:29:55,300 --> 01:29:56,301 I COME FROM A PLANET CALLED KRYPTON. 1134 01:29:56,301 --> 01:29:57,302 HUH? 1135 01:29:57,302 --> 01:29:58,303 KRYPTON. 1136 01:29:58,803 --> 01:30:03,308 OH, KRYPTON! WITH A C-R-I? 1137 01:30:03,808 --> 01:30:08,813 NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S KRYPTON WITH A K-R-Y-P-T-O-N. 1138 01:30:08,813 --> 01:30:10,315 K-R-Y... 1139 01:30:10,815 --> 01:30:12,817 DO YOU LIKE PINK? 1140 01:30:18,323 --> 01:30:20,825 I LIKE PINK VERY MUCH, LOIS. 1141 01:30:23,828 --> 01:30:25,330 WHY ARE YOU... 1142 01:30:25,830 --> 01:30:26,831 I'M SORRY? 1143 01:30:27,332 --> 01:30:31,336 WHY ARE YOU HERE? THERE MUST BE A REASON. 1144 01:30:31,336 --> 01:30:32,837 I'M HERE TO FIGHT 1145 01:30:32,837 --> 01:30:35,340 FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY. 1146 01:30:35,340 --> 01:30:37,342 YOU'LL BE FIGHTING 1147 01:30:37,342 --> 01:30:38,843 EVERY ELECTED OFFICIAL IN THIS COUNTRY! 1148 01:30:39,344 --> 01:30:40,845 YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT. 1149 01:30:40,845 --> 01:30:42,847 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 1150 01:30:42,847 --> 01:30:43,848 LOIS? 1151 01:30:44,349 --> 01:30:46,985 I NEVER LIE. 1152 01:30:50,488 --> 01:30:51,990 UM... 1153 01:30:51,990 --> 01:30:55,994 UH, JUST HOW FAST DO YOU FLY, BY THE WAY? 1154 01:30:55,994 --> 01:30:57,996 I DON'T KNOW, REALLY. 1155 01:30:57,996 --> 01:31:00,999 NO ONE ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO TIME ME. 1156 01:31:00,999 --> 01:31:02,500 NO? 1157 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:05,003 SAY, WHY DON'T WE FIND OUT? 1158 01:31:05,003 --> 01:31:08,006 HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO THAT? 1159 01:31:08,006 --> 01:31:10,008 TAKE A RIDE WITH ME? 1160 01:31:10,008 --> 01:31:12,010 YOU MEAN I CAN FLY? 1161 01:31:12,010 --> 01:31:14,012 I'D BE HANDLING THE FLYING. 1162 01:31:14,012 --> 01:31:16,014 THIS IS UTTERLY FANTASTIC. 1163 01:31:16,014 --> 01:31:18,016 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1164 01:31:18,016 --> 01:31:19,017 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1165 01:31:19,517 --> 01:31:22,520 SURE. DON'T YOU WANT TO GO? 1166 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:24,522 YOU DON'T NEED THESE. 1167 01:31:24,522 --> 01:31:28,026 I NEED A SWEATER. IT MUST BE KIND OF COLD. 1168 01:31:28,026 --> 01:31:29,027 YOU'LL BE WARM ENOUGH. 1169 01:31:35,033 --> 01:31:36,034 READY? 1170 01:31:36,034 --> 01:31:37,535 CLARK... 1171 01:31:37,535 --> 01:31:41,039 SAID THAT YOU'RE JUST A FIGMENT OF SOMEBODY'S IMAGINATION, 1172 01:31:41,039 --> 01:31:43,041 LIKE PETER PAN. 1173 01:31:43,041 --> 01:31:45,543 CLARK...WHO'S THAT, YOUR BOYFRIEND? 1174 01:31:45,543 --> 01:31:48,046 HUH? OH, CLARK. HE'S NOTHING. 1175 01:31:48,046 --> 01:31:50,048 PETER PAN, HUH? 1176 01:31:50,048 --> 01:31:51,549 UH-HUH. 1177 01:31:51,549 --> 01:31:54,552 PETER PAN FLEW WITH CHILDREN, LOIS, 1178 01:31:54,552 --> 01:31:56,554 IN A FAIRY TALE. 1179 01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:03,561 AH! 1180 01:32:14,072 --> 01:32:15,573 UH! 1181 01:34:51,429 --> 01:34:53,431 OH! 1182 01:34:53,431 --> 01:34:54,932 AAH! 1183 01:34:54,932 --> 01:34:56,434 AAH! 1184 01:34:56,434 --> 01:35:02,440 AAH! 1185 01:35:12,450 --> 01:35:14,952 Lois: CAN YOU READ MY MIND? 1186 01:35:18,456 --> 01:35:24,462 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS THAT YOU DO TO ME? 1187 01:35:24,462 --> 01:35:26,964 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 1188 01:35:32,970 --> 01:35:35,473 JUST A FRIEND FROM ANOTHER STAR. 1189 01:35:39,477 --> 01:35:42,980 HERE I AM LIKE A KID OUT OF SCHOOL, 1190 01:35:42,980 --> 01:35:45,483 HOLDING HANDS WITH A GOD. 1191 01:35:47,485 --> 01:35:49,487 I'M A FOOL. 1192 01:35:49,487 --> 01:35:51,989 WILL YOU LOOK AT ME? 1193 01:35:51,989 --> 01:35:54,492 QUIVERING. 1194 01:35:54,492 --> 01:35:57,495 LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, SHIVERING. 1195 01:35:57,995 --> 01:36:00,498 YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME. 1196 01:36:05,002 --> 01:36:07,004 CAN YOU READ MY MIND? 1197 01:36:09,507 --> 01:36:13,010 CAN YOU PICTURE THE THINGS I'M THINKING OF? 1198 01:36:17,515 --> 01:36:19,517 WONDERING WHY YOU ARE... 1199 01:36:21,018 --> 01:36:23,521 ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU ARE. 1200 01:36:26,524 --> 01:36:28,526 YOU CAN FLY! 1201 01:36:28,526 --> 01:36:31,529 YOU BELONG IN THE SKY. 1202 01:36:33,030 --> 01:36:35,032 YOU AND I... 1203 01:36:36,534 --> 01:36:38,536 COULD BELONG TO EACH OTHER. 1204 01:36:40,538 --> 01:36:43,040 IF YOU NEED A FRIEND... 1205 01:36:46,544 --> 01:36:49,547 I'M THE ONE TO FLY TO. 1206 01:36:53,050 --> 01:36:56,554 IF YOU NEED TO BE LOVED... 1207 01:36:56,554 --> 01:36:58,556 HERE I AM. 1208 01:36:58,556 --> 01:37:01,058 READ MY MIND. 1209 01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:25,383 OH, WE FORGOT TO TIME OURSELVES. 1210 01:37:25,383 --> 01:37:26,884 UH-HUH. 1211 01:37:26,884 --> 01:37:28,886 WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME. 1212 01:37:28,886 --> 01:37:31,389 OH! 1213 01:37:37,395 --> 01:37:38,896 YOU OK? 1214 01:37:39,397 --> 01:37:40,898 UH-HUH. 1215 01:37:41,899 --> 01:37:43,901 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 1216 01:37:43,901 --> 01:37:46,904 OH, GOOD NIGHT! 1217 01:37:51,909 --> 01:37:54,412 WHAT A SUPER MAN. 1218 01:37:59,417 --> 01:38:01,419 SUPERMAN. 1219 01:38:01,419 --> 01:38:02,920 LOIS! 1220 01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:05,423 LOIS? 1221 01:38:05,423 --> 01:38:06,924 ANYBODY HOME? 1222 01:38:06,924 --> 01:38:08,426 [KNOCKING] 1223 01:38:08,426 --> 01:38:09,927 HELLO? 1224 01:38:09,927 --> 01:38:11,429 LOIS? 1225 01:38:11,429 --> 01:38:13,931 [KNOCKING] 1226 01:38:15,933 --> 01:38:17,935 HI. CAN I COME IN? 1227 01:38:17,935 --> 01:38:19,437 OH, YEAH. 1228 01:38:19,437 --> 01:38:21,439 LOIS, FOR GOODNESS SAKE, 1229 01:38:21,439 --> 01:38:23,441 DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING? 1230 01:38:23,441 --> 01:38:24,942 UH-HUH. 1231 01:38:24,942 --> 01:38:27,945 WE DID HAVE A DATE TONIGHT, REMEMBER? 1232 01:38:27,945 --> 01:38:29,447 OH. 1233 01:38:29,447 --> 01:38:31,449 LOIS, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN, UH... 1234 01:38:31,449 --> 01:38:32,950 HMM? 1235 01:38:32,950 --> 01:38:34,452 OH, NO. 1236 01:38:34,452 --> 01:38:37,955 I CERTAINLY HOPE NOT. LET'S PUSH OFF, SHALL WE? 1237 01:38:37,955 --> 01:38:39,957 I'D BETTER GET A COAT. 1238 01:38:39,957 --> 01:38:42,960 IT MIGHT BE KIND OF COLD OUT THERE. 1239 01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:44,962 I NEED A PURSE. 1240 01:38:44,962 --> 01:38:47,965 I HAVE TO FIX MY HAIR. 1241 01:39:04,482 --> 01:39:06,984 [IN SUPERMAN'S VOICE] LOIS... 1242 01:39:06,984 --> 01:39:08,986 THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 1243 01:39:08,986 --> 01:39:10,488 I'M REALLY-- 1244 01:39:10,488 --> 01:39:11,989 UM... 1245 01:39:11,989 --> 01:39:15,993 [IN CLARK'S VOICE] I MEAN, I WAS, AT FIRST, 1246 01:39:15,993 --> 01:39:17,995 REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT TONIGHT. 1247 01:39:17,995 --> 01:39:22,500 THEN I DECIDED TO SHOW YOU THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. 1248 01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:25,002 THAT'S CLARK, NICE. 1249 01:39:26,003 --> 01:39:29,674 I THOUGHT WE COULD GO FOR A HAMBURGER. 1250 01:39:36,180 --> 01:39:37,682 NOW, THEN, 1251 01:39:37,682 --> 01:39:39,684 GIVEN THE EXACT LOCATION 1252 01:39:39,684 --> 01:39:41,686 OF THE GALAXY HE MENTIONS 1253 01:39:41,686 --> 01:39:43,187 AND THE PROXIMITY 1254 01:39:43,187 --> 01:39:46,190 TO OUR OWN SOLAR SYSTEM... 1255 01:39:46,190 --> 01:39:49,694 IT'S AMAZING. 1256 01:39:49,694 --> 01:39:51,195 AMAZING! 1257 01:39:51,195 --> 01:39:53,197 TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 1258 01:39:53,698 --> 01:39:54,699 IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 1259 01:39:54,699 --> 01:39:56,701 HE'S 6'4", HAS BLACK HAIR, BLUE EYES, 1260 01:39:56,701 --> 01:39:57,702 DOESN'T DRINK, DOESN'T SMOKE, 1261 01:39:57,702 --> 01:39:59,704 AND TELLS THE TRUTH. 1262 01:39:59,704 --> 01:40:00,705 MISS TESCHMACHER, 1263 01:40:00,705 --> 01:40:02,206 PEOPLE CAN READ WAR AND PEACE 1264 01:40:02,206 --> 01:40:05,710 AND THINK IT'S A SIMPLE ADVENTURE STORY. 1265 01:40:05,710 --> 01:40:07,712 OTHERS READ A GUM WRAPPER 1266 01:40:07,712 --> 01:40:10,214 AND UNLOCK SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. 1267 01:40:10,214 --> 01:40:13,718 LEX, WHAT HAS CHEWING GUM GOT TO DO 1268 01:40:13,718 --> 01:40:15,720 WITH SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE? 1269 01:40:18,723 --> 01:40:20,725 RIGHT. RIGHT, MISS TESCHMACHER. 1270 01:40:23,728 --> 01:40:25,730 "N"..."N". 1271 01:40:25,730 --> 01:40:29,734 "M"! YOU WANT "M", MR. LUTHOR? 1272 01:40:29,734 --> 01:40:31,736 SO, THERE YOU GO, "M". 1273 01:40:31,736 --> 01:40:34,739 "M" AS IN MORON, OTIS? NO, IT'S "N"! 1274 01:40:34,739 --> 01:40:37,241 AS IN NEANDERTHAL, NINCOMPOOP, NITWIT! 1275 01:40:37,742 --> 01:40:39,744 AND "L" AS IN LADDER! 1276 01:40:39,744 --> 01:40:41,245 LADDER, MR. LUTHOR. 1277 01:40:41,245 --> 01:40:42,747 COMING RIGHT UP. 1278 01:40:43,247 --> 01:40:44,749 I'M SORRY, MR. LUTHOR. 1279 01:40:45,249 --> 01:40:46,250 OOH! 1280 01:40:46,751 --> 01:40:48,252 IN THE INTERVIEW, 1281 01:40:48,753 --> 01:40:50,755 HE SAYS THAT THE PLANET KRYPTON... 1282 01:40:51,255 --> 01:40:52,256 OOH! 1283 01:40:52,757 --> 01:40:54,258 EXPLODED IN 1948. 1284 01:40:54,759 --> 01:40:56,260 THAT RIDICULOUS LITTLE FREAK 1285 01:40:56,761 --> 01:40:59,263 TOOK 3 YEARS IN A ROCKET SHIP 1286 01:40:59,764 --> 01:41:01,265 TO GET TO EARTH. 1287 01:41:01,766 --> 01:41:02,767 ERGO... 1288 01:41:03,267 --> 01:41:04,769 ERGO...1948, 3 YEARS... 1289 01:41:05,269 --> 01:41:07,271 HE'S 6'4", YOU KNOW THAT? 1290 01:41:07,271 --> 01:41:11,275 YOU KNOW WHY THE NUMBER 200 IS SO VITALLY DESCRIPTIVE 1291 01:41:11,275 --> 01:41:12,276 FOR BOTH YOU AND ME? 1292 01:41:12,276 --> 01:41:15,279 IT'S YOUR WEIGHT AND MY IQ. 1293 01:41:15,780 --> 01:41:17,281 THINK, PEOPLE, THINK! 1294 01:41:17,782 --> 01:41:20,785 DEDUCTIVE REASONING, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME. 1295 01:41:21,285 --> 01:41:23,287 FRAGMENTS FROM THE PLANET KRYPTON 1296 01:41:23,788 --> 01:41:26,290 EXPLODED AND WENT INTO OUTER SPACE. 1297 01:41:26,791 --> 01:41:28,292 IT IS REASONABLE TO ASSUME 1298 01:41:28,793 --> 01:41:32,296 SOME OF THOSE PARTICLES OF DEBRIS DRIFTED TO EARTH. 1299 01:41:34,799 --> 01:41:35,800 METEORITES! 1300 01:41:36,300 --> 01:41:37,802 JAWOHL. 1301 01:41:38,803 --> 01:41:40,805 VOILA! 1302 01:41:45,810 --> 01:41:47,311 VOILA. 1303 01:41:47,311 --> 01:41:48,813 VOILA. 1304 01:41:50,815 --> 01:41:54,318 A METEORITE FOUND IN ADDIS ABABA? 1305 01:41:54,318 --> 01:41:58,322 I KNOW I'LL GET RAPPED IN THE MOUTH FOR THIS, 1306 01:41:58,322 --> 01:41:59,824 BUT SO WHAT? 1307 01:42:00,324 --> 01:42:02,827 YOU MEAN, TO US THEY'RE JUST METEORITES. 1308 01:42:03,327 --> 01:42:05,329 FAIR ENOUGH. 1309 01:42:05,329 --> 01:42:07,832 BUT THE LEVEL OF SPECIFIC RADIOACTIVITY IS SO HIGH 1310 01:42:08,332 --> 01:42:10,334 TO ANYONE FROM THE PLANET KRYPTON, 1311 01:42:10,835 --> 01:42:11,836 THIS SUBSTANCE IS LETHAL! 1312 01:42:12,336 --> 01:42:13,838 WAIT A MINUTE, MR. LUTHOR. 1313 01:42:14,338 --> 01:42:17,842 YOU MEAN FIRE AND BULLETS CAN'T HURT THIS GUY, 1314 01:42:17,842 --> 01:42:20,344 BUT THIS STUFF HERE WILL KILL HIM? 1315 01:42:20,344 --> 01:42:21,846 OH! 1316 01:42:21,846 --> 01:42:23,347 OH! 1317 01:42:23,347 --> 01:42:25,349 DOESN'T IT GIVE YOU 1318 01:42:25,349 --> 01:42:27,852 A SHUDDER OF ELECTRICITY THROUGH YOU 1319 01:42:27,852 --> 01:42:30,855 TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME? 1320 01:42:30,855 --> 01:42:32,857 NOT LIKE THE SHUDDER YOU'LL GET 1321 01:42:32,857 --> 01:42:34,859 WHEN YOU TRY LAYING THAT ROCK ON HIM. 1322 01:42:35,359 --> 01:42:36,861 HE CAN SEE YOU COMING FROM MILES 1323 01:42:36,861 --> 01:42:38,362 WITH THOSE SUPER PEEPERS OF HIS. 1324 01:42:38,863 --> 01:42:42,366 OH, LORD, YOU GAVE THEM EYES, BUT THEY CANNOT SEE, 1325 01:42:42,366 --> 01:42:45,369 NOR CAN SUPERMAN, THROUGH LEAD. 1326 01:42:46,370 --> 01:42:49,373 HE CAN'T SEE THROUGH LEAD. 1327 01:42:49,874 --> 01:42:51,876 AND KRYPTONITE WILL DESTROY HIM. 1328 01:42:54,879 --> 01:42:57,381 ANY QUESTIONS, CLASS? 1329 01:42:57,381 --> 01:43:00,885 I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE WEARING IN ADDIS ABABA. 1330 01:43:00,885 --> 01:43:04,388 LOOKS LIKE A BURNOOSE. IT'S JUST A WRAPAROUND. 1331 01:43:04,388 --> 01:43:07,892 ARE WE GOING TO ADDIS ABABA, MR. LUTHOR? 1332 01:43:08,392 --> 01:43:10,394 MOTHER BIRD TO MISSILE CONVOY. OVER. 1333 01:43:10,394 --> 01:43:13,397 MISSILE CONVOY TO MOTHER BIRD. GO AHEAD. 1334 01:43:13,397 --> 01:43:16,400 EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD. SEE YOU AT BASE. 1335 01:43:16,400 --> 01:43:18,402 OVER AND OUT. 1336 01:43:18,402 --> 01:43:20,905 ROGER. OVER AND OUT. 1337 01:43:27,411 --> 01:43:31,415 [BEEPING] 1338 01:44:03,948 --> 01:44:05,950 CAPTAIN, OVER HERE. 1339 01:44:05,950 --> 01:44:07,952 LOOKS PRETTY BAD. 1340 01:44:09,453 --> 01:44:11,455 DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD? 1341 01:44:11,455 --> 01:44:13,457 BETTER CHECK HER PULSE. 1342 01:44:23,467 --> 01:44:24,969 GET AN AMBULANCE DOWN HERE. 1343 01:44:24,969 --> 01:44:28,472 I DON'T WANT TO HOLD THIS CONVOY UP. 1344 01:44:28,472 --> 01:44:30,474 SHE'S HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING, SIR. 1345 01:44:30,474 --> 01:44:31,976 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1346 01:44:31,976 --> 01:44:33,978 I SUGGEST VIGOROUS CHEST MASSAGE. 1347 01:44:33,978 --> 01:44:36,480 THAT DOESN'T WORK, MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. 1348 01:44:36,981 --> 01:44:38,482 YES, SIR! 1349 01:44:38,482 --> 01:44:40,985 I WON'T HAVE MY MEN DOING ANYTHING 1350 01:44:40,985 --> 01:44:42,486 I WOULDN'T BE PREPARED TO DO MYSELF. 1351 01:44:42,486 --> 01:44:44,488 GET AN AMBULANCE. 1352 01:44:44,488 --> 01:44:46,991 ALL RIGHT, MEN. GATHER AROUND. 1353 01:44:46,991 --> 01:44:48,492 ABOUT FACE! 1354 01:45:00,004 --> 01:45:03,007 [SIREN] 1355 01:45:16,020 --> 01:45:17,521 HI. 1356 01:45:17,521 --> 01:45:19,523 SOMEBODY HURT? 1357 01:45:32,536 --> 01:45:34,038 HA HA! 1358 01:45:34,038 --> 01:45:36,040 OH! I DID IT! 1359 01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:38,042 I DID IT, MR. LUTHOR. 1360 01:45:38,042 --> 01:45:41,045 I DID IT JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME. 1361 01:45:41,045 --> 01:45:43,047 ALL RIGHT, OTIS. ALL RIGHT. 1362 01:45:43,047 --> 01:45:46,050 IT ISN'T THAT I DON'T TRUST YOU, BUT... 1363 01:45:46,050 --> 01:45:48,052 I DON'T TRUST YOU, OTIS. 1364 01:45:48,052 --> 01:45:50,054 WHAT DID YOU DO? 1365 01:45:50,054 --> 01:45:53,057 WELL, I SET THE FIRST DIRECTIONAL VECTOR 1366 01:45:53,057 --> 01:45:55,059 TO, UH, 38, 1367 01:45:55,059 --> 01:45:57,061 THE SECOND ONE TO 67, 1368 01:45:57,061 --> 01:45:59,563 AND THE THIRD ONE TO 117. 1369 01:45:59,563 --> 01:46:01,565 WHAT ABOUT THE FOURTH ONE? 1370 01:46:01,565 --> 01:46:03,567 WHAT FOURTH ONE? 1371 01:46:03,567 --> 01:46:06,070 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 1372 01:46:06,070 --> 01:46:08,072 THE THIRD ONE TO 117? 1373 01:46:08,072 --> 01:46:10,574 YES. SEE? I WROTE IT DOWN. 1374 01:46:10,574 --> 01:46:12,076 OTIS. OTIS! 1375 01:46:12,076 --> 01:46:15,079 THE THIRD ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 11 1376 01:46:15,079 --> 01:46:17,081 AND THE FOURTH ONE 7! 1377 01:46:17,081 --> 01:46:19,083 WELL, GEE, MR. LUTHOR. 1378 01:46:19,083 --> 01:46:22,086 I GUESS MY ARM WASN'T LONG ENOUGH, SEE? 1379 01:46:22,086 --> 01:46:25,089 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A LONG ARM? 1380 01:46:25,089 --> 01:46:27,091 OTIS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE 1381 01:46:27,091 --> 01:46:29,593 A VERY, VERY LONG ARM? 1382 01:46:29,593 --> 01:46:31,595 OH, NO, MR. LUTHOR! 1383 01:46:31,595 --> 01:46:33,597 OTIS! 1384 01:46:40,771 --> 01:46:42,773 [HORN HONKS] 1385 01:46:44,274 --> 01:46:45,776 GET IT RIGHT, WILL YOU? 1386 01:46:46,276 --> 01:46:48,278 YES, MR. LUTHOR. 1387 01:46:48,278 --> 01:46:50,280 [HONK HONK] 1388 01:46:50,280 --> 01:46:52,783 DIDN'T YOU SAY THIS ROAD WAS BLOCKED OFF? 1389 01:46:53,283 --> 01:46:54,785 JABLONSKI, DIDN'T YOU TELL-- 1390 01:46:55,285 --> 01:46:56,787 I ASKEDYOU! 1391 01:46:56,787 --> 01:46:59,289 ALL RIGHT, FOLLOW ME. 1392 01:46:59,790 --> 01:47:01,291 FOLLOW ME, MEN. 1393 01:47:01,792 --> 01:47:04,795 BACK THAT THING OFF THE ROAD. 1394 01:47:04,795 --> 01:47:06,296 OFF THE ROAD! 1395 01:47:07,297 --> 01:47:09,299 GET BACK INTO THAT THING 1396 01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:12,803 AND GET IT OFF THE ROAD. 1397 01:47:14,805 --> 01:47:16,306 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO-- 1398 01:47:16,807 --> 01:47:19,309 HECK OF A DAY, ISN'T IT? 1399 01:47:24,815 --> 01:47:26,817 WE WERE LOOKING FOR ROUTE 12. 1400 01:47:27,317 --> 01:47:28,819 THAT'S BACK THERE, ISN'T IT? 1401 01:47:28,819 --> 01:47:29,820 IT'S UP THERE. 1402 01:47:31,822 --> 01:47:33,824 SERGEANT, UH... 1403 01:47:33,824 --> 01:47:36,326 I'M A LIEUTENANT, A NAVAL OFFICER. 1404 01:47:43,834 --> 01:47:45,335 SHUT UP! 1405 01:47:53,343 --> 01:47:55,879 THIS MAN IS A DIABETIC. 1406 01:48:05,889 --> 01:48:07,891 MY NEWSPAPER, THEDAILY PLANET, 1407 01:48:07,891 --> 01:48:10,894 IS VERY INTERESTED IN THAT DAM, 1408 01:48:10,894 --> 01:48:12,396 BUT WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND 1409 01:48:12,396 --> 01:48:14,398 IS WHY YOU'D SELL OUT 1410 01:48:14,398 --> 01:48:16,900 TO A PERSON YOU'VE NEVER MET-- 1411 01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:17,901 YEAH! 1412 01:48:20,404 --> 01:48:23,407 AT THE STUPID HIGH PRICE HE OFFERED 1413 01:48:23,407 --> 01:48:25,409 FOR THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF DESERT, 1414 01:48:25,909 --> 01:48:27,911 I HOPE IT'S CUSTER. 1415 01:48:28,412 --> 01:48:31,415 PERFECT. THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED. 1416 01:48:31,415 --> 01:48:32,416 THANKS. 1417 01:48:32,416 --> 01:48:34,918 REPORTING LIVE FROM THE LAUNCH SITE, 1418 01:48:34,918 --> 01:48:36,420 GROUND ZERO. 1419 01:48:36,420 --> 01:48:39,423 WELL, TODAY MARKS A HISTORIC OCCASION. 1420 01:48:39,423 --> 01:48:43,427 2 XK 101 ROCKETS WILL BE LAUNCHED SIMULTANEOUSLY, 1421 01:48:43,427 --> 01:48:47,931 ONE BY THE ARMY AND ONE BY THE NAVY. 1422 01:48:47,931 --> 01:48:50,434 HI, EVERYBODY. HAS ANYBODY SEEN LOIS? 1423 01:48:50,434 --> 01:48:53,437 NO, BUT THE CHIEF WANTS TO SEE YOU. 1424 01:48:53,437 --> 01:48:55,439 YOU'RE BLOCKING THE SET, CLARK. 1425 01:48:55,439 --> 01:48:57,441 OOPS, SORRY, GIL. 1426 01:48:57,441 --> 01:48:59,443 HOW'S JUDY TODAY? OK? 1427 01:48:59,443 --> 01:49:00,444 GOOD. 1428 01:49:00,444 --> 01:49:02,446 EXCUSE ME. MR. WHITE? 1429 01:49:02,446 --> 01:49:04,948 HAVE YOU SEEN LOIS ANYWHERE TODAY? 1430 01:49:05,449 --> 01:49:08,452 SHE'S OUT WEST LOOKING INTO A LAND FRAUD DEAL. 1431 01:49:08,452 --> 01:49:12,456 SENT YOUNG OLSEN WITH HER ON HIS FIRST ASSIGNMENT. 1432 01:49:12,456 --> 01:49:13,957 SOME UNIDENTIFIED CLOWN IS BUYING 1433 01:49:14,458 --> 01:49:16,960 ACRES OF WORTHLESS DESERT AT INCREDIBLE PRICES. 1434 01:49:16,960 --> 01:49:18,462 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 1435 01:49:18,962 --> 01:49:20,464 THE WORLD DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 1436 01:49:20,464 --> 01:49:23,467 LOOK AT THIS DISPATCH FROM ADDIS ABABA. 1437 01:49:23,467 --> 01:49:26,470 PEOPLE BREAK INTO A MUSEUM, KILL 2 PEOPLE, 1438 01:49:26,470 --> 01:49:28,972 AND TAKE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF METEORITE. 1439 01:49:28,972 --> 01:49:31,475 HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 1440 01:49:31,475 --> 01:49:33,477 I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO UNDERSTAND 1441 01:49:33,477 --> 01:49:35,479 VIOLENCE IN ANY FORM. 1442 01:49:35,479 --> 01:49:39,483 THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. 1443 01:49:39,483 --> 01:49:43,487 I'VE BEEN IN THIS NEWS GAME 40 YEARS, MAN AND BOY. 1444 01:49:43,487 --> 01:49:47,491 I GOT WHERE I AM WITH GUTS, COMPASSION, ELBOW GREASE, 1445 01:49:47,491 --> 01:49:50,994 AND SOMETHING YOU'RE SADLY LACKING IN, SON. 1446 01:49:50,994 --> 01:49:51,995 HUMILITY? 1447 01:49:51,995 --> 01:49:54,998 NO, NOT HUMILITY. YOU'VE GOT BAGS OF HUMILITY. 1448 01:49:54,998 --> 01:49:57,501 AGGRESSION, CONFIDENCE, THAT'S THE TICKET. 1449 01:49:58,001 --> 01:50:00,003 TAKE CHARGE! LET PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE! 1450 01:50:00,003 --> 01:50:05,509 [HIGH-PITCHED SOUND] 1451 01:50:06,009 --> 01:50:08,011 [WOOF! WOOF!] 1452 01:50:08,011 --> 01:50:10,013 THIS IS LEX LUTHOR. 1453 01:50:10,013 --> 01:50:13,016 YOU'RE THE ONLY THING WITH LESS THAN 4 LEGS 1454 01:50:13,016 --> 01:50:15,519 THAT CAN HEAR THIS FREQUENCY, SUPERMAN. 1455 01:50:15,519 --> 01:50:17,521 IN APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, 1456 01:50:17,521 --> 01:50:20,524 A POISON GAS PELLET CONTAINING PROPANE LITHIUM COMPOUND 1457 01:50:20,524 --> 01:50:25,028 WILL BE RELEASED THROUGH AIR DUCTS IN THE CITY, 1458 01:50:25,028 --> 01:50:27,531 EFFECTIVELY ANNIHILATING HALF OF METROPOLIS' POPULATION. 1459 01:50:27,531 --> 01:50:31,034 I WAS A REPORTER BEFORE MY FRIENDS WERE COPY BOYS. 1460 01:50:31,034 --> 01:50:33,537 HAVE LOIS INTRODUCE YOU TO SUPERMAN. 1461 01:50:33,537 --> 01:50:36,540 FIND OUT WHO HE IS, WHAT'S HE LIKE. 1462 01:50:36,540 --> 01:50:37,541 WHERE'D HE GET THAT BLUE SUIT? 1463 01:50:37,541 --> 01:50:39,042 DID HE HAVE IT MADE? 1464 01:50:39,042 --> 01:50:41,545 IS IT SILK? IS IT PLASTIC? 1465 01:50:41,545 --> 01:50:44,548 Luthor: I KNOW IT ALL SEEMS A BIT MUCH, 1466 01:50:44,548 --> 01:50:48,051 BUT HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO MEET YOU? 1467 01:50:48,051 --> 01:50:51,555 I KNEW YOU'D NEVER ACCEPT AN INVITATION TO TEA. 1468 01:50:51,555 --> 01:50:54,558 BUT A DISASTER WITH PEOPLE IN DANGER, 1469 01:50:54,558 --> 01:50:57,060 I JUST KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST 1470 01:50:57,060 --> 01:51:00,063 THE CHANCE TO SORT OF PITCH IN. 1471 01:51:00,063 --> 01:51:02,065 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1472 01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:21,585 THAT'S SUPERMAN! 1473 01:51:26,590 --> 01:51:28,592 OH, LOOK! IT'S SUPERMAN! 1474 01:51:28,592 --> 01:51:31,595 OH, WOW! LOOK AT HIM! 1475 01:51:35,098 --> 01:51:37,100 Luthor: THERE'S A STRONG STREAK 1476 01:51:37,100 --> 01:51:39,102 OF GOOD IN YOU, SUPERMAN, 1477 01:51:39,102 --> 01:51:41,605 BUT THEN, NOBODY'S PERFECT. 1478 01:51:44,608 --> 01:51:46,109 ALMOST NOBODY. 1479 01:51:54,418 --> 01:51:55,419 WHAT THE-- 1480 01:51:55,419 --> 01:51:57,421 SUPERMAN! GEE! 1481 01:51:57,421 --> 01:52:00,924 STAND BACK, PLEASE. NOTHING TO GET WORRIED ABOUT. 1482 01:52:06,430 --> 01:52:08,432 DON'T SIT THERE, YOU NUMSKULL! 1483 01:52:22,312 --> 01:52:25,315 LOOK AT THAT OVERGROWN BOY SCOUT. 1484 01:52:25,315 --> 01:52:26,817 TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. 1485 01:52:27,818 --> 01:52:28,819 CUTENESS, 1486 01:52:28,819 --> 01:52:29,820 DIMPLES. 1487 01:52:29,820 --> 01:52:32,823 YOU LIKE CUTENESS, HUH? 1488 01:52:32,823 --> 01:52:34,825 DIMPLES? 1489 01:52:34,825 --> 01:52:37,327 I'LL GIVE YOU DIMPLES. 1490 01:53:10,360 --> 01:53:13,864 THE PRESSURE'S STILL ON YOU, SUPERMAN. 1491 01:53:13,864 --> 01:53:15,866 YOU WHAT THEY SAY-- IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, 1492 01:53:15,866 --> 01:53:17,868 GET OUT OF THE TUNNEL. 1493 01:53:39,890 --> 01:53:42,893 THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, SUPERMAN. 1494 01:53:43,393 --> 01:53:47,397 WHY DON'T YOU DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND FREEZE? 1495 01:54:05,415 --> 01:54:06,917 GOD. 1496 01:54:27,938 --> 01:54:29,439 GOOD. 1497 01:54:47,791 --> 01:54:49,292 I THINK HE'S COMING. 1498 01:54:59,803 --> 01:55:02,806 HE'S DEFINITELY COMING, MR. LUTHOR. 1499 01:55:13,817 --> 01:55:16,820 IT'S OPEN. COME IN. 1500 01:55:16,820 --> 01:55:18,822 MY ATTORNEY WILL CONTACT YOU 1501 01:55:18,822 --> 01:55:21,324 ABOUT THE DAMAGE TO THE DOOR. 1502 01:55:21,324 --> 01:55:23,326 OTIS, TAKE THE GENTLEMAN'S CAPE. 1503 01:55:27,330 --> 01:55:30,333 I DON'T THINK HE WANTS ME TO, MR. LUTHOR. 1504 01:55:30,333 --> 01:55:32,335 WHERE'S THE GAS PELLET? 1505 01:55:32,335 --> 01:55:33,837 SOMEWHERE. 1506 01:55:34,838 --> 01:55:38,341 IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, ACTUALLY. 1507 01:55:38,341 --> 01:55:40,844 LITTLE IDEA I WAS TOYING WITH. 1508 01:55:40,844 --> 01:55:42,846 IS THAT HOW A WARPED BRAIN LIKE YOURS GETS ITS KICKS? 1509 01:55:42,846 --> 01:55:45,348 BY PLANNING THE DEATH OF INNOCENT PEOPLE? 1510 01:55:45,348 --> 01:55:49,352 NO, BYCAUSINGTHE DEATH OF INNOCENT PEOPLE. 1511 01:55:49,352 --> 01:55:50,854 FIRE. 1512 01:55:51,855 --> 01:55:54,357 NAVY BIRD... 1513 01:55:54,858 --> 01:55:57,861 WE HAVE A GOOD LAUNCH, NAVY MISSILE. 1514 01:55:57,861 --> 01:55:59,362 XK 101...XK 101... 1515 01:55:59,863 --> 01:56:01,364 ANGLE OF ATTACK IS PERFECT. 1516 01:56:01,364 --> 01:56:03,366 CLIMBING FAST. 1517 01:56:03,366 --> 01:56:05,368 HYDRAULICS, PURE FUNCTION. 1518 01:56:05,869 --> 01:56:08,371 AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW, 1519 01:56:08,371 --> 01:56:11,374 I AM VERY HEAVY INTO REAL ESTATE. 1520 01:56:11,374 --> 01:56:14,377 IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY IN THAT GAME, 1521 01:56:14,377 --> 01:56:17,380 YOU HAVE TO BUY FOR A LITTLE 1522 01:56:17,380 --> 01:56:19,382 AND SELL FOR A LOT. 1523 01:56:19,382 --> 01:56:20,884 SO, THE PROBLEM-- 1524 01:56:20,884 --> 01:56:23,887 HOW TO MAKE THE LAND MORE VALUABLE 1525 01:56:23,887 --> 01:56:26,389 BETWEEN THE TIME YOU BUY IT 1526 01:56:26,389 --> 01:56:28,892 AND THE TIME YOU SELL IT. 1527 01:56:28,892 --> 01:56:30,393 THIS IS CALIFORNIA, 1528 01:56:30,393 --> 01:56:32,896 THE RICHEST STATE IN THE UNION. 1529 01:56:32,896 --> 01:56:35,899 I DON'T NEED A GEOGRAPHY LESSON, LUTHOR. 1530 01:56:35,899 --> 01:56:38,401 YOU'VE BEEN THERE. YOU GET AROUND. 1531 01:56:38,401 --> 01:56:40,904 WHERE WAS I? 1532 01:56:40,904 --> 01:56:42,405 CALIFORNIA. 1533 01:56:42,906 --> 01:56:44,407 THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT. 1534 01:56:44,407 --> 01:56:45,408 MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT? 1535 01:56:45,909 --> 01:56:48,411 THE JOINING TOGETHER OF 2 LAND MASSES. 1536 01:56:48,411 --> 01:56:50,413 THE FAULT LINE IS SHIFTING, 1537 01:56:50,413 --> 01:56:52,415 WHICH IS WHY YOU GET EARTHQUAKES. 1538 01:56:52,415 --> 01:56:53,917 WONDERFUL! 1539 01:56:53,917 --> 01:56:55,919 COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. 1540 01:56:56,419 --> 01:56:58,421 EVERYTHING WEST OF THIS LINE 1541 01:56:58,421 --> 01:57:01,424 IS THE RICHEST REAL ESTATE IN THE WORLD-- 1542 01:57:01,424 --> 01:57:03,927 SAN DIEGO, LOS ANGELES, SAN FRANCISCO. 1543 01:57:03,927 --> 01:57:05,428 EVERYTHING ON THIS SIDE 1544 01:57:05,428 --> 01:57:06,429 IS JUST HUNDREDS OF MILES 1545 01:57:06,429 --> 01:57:08,932 OF WORTHLESS DESERT LAND 1546 01:57:08,932 --> 01:57:11,434 WHICH HAPPENS TO BE OWNED BY... 1547 01:57:11,434 --> 01:57:12,435 LEX LUTHOR, INCORPORATED. 1548 01:57:12,435 --> 01:57:14,437 NOW, CALL ME FOOLISH, 1549 01:57:14,437 --> 01:57:16,439 CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE... 1550 01:57:16,439 --> 01:57:20,443 IT OCCURS TO ME THAT A 500-MEGATON BOMB 1551 01:57:20,443 --> 01:57:23,446 PLANTED AT JUST THE PROPER POINT, 1552 01:57:23,947 --> 01:57:25,448 WOULD, UH... 1553 01:57:25,448 --> 01:57:27,450 WOULD DESTROY MOST OF CALIFORNIA. 1554 01:57:27,450 --> 01:57:29,953 MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE WOULD BE KILLED. 1555 01:57:29,953 --> 01:57:32,956 THE WEST COAST AS WE KNOW IT WOULD-- 1556 01:57:32,956 --> 01:57:34,958 FALL INTO THE SEA. 1557 01:57:34,958 --> 01:57:36,960 BYE-BYE, CALIFORNIA. 1558 01:57:36,960 --> 01:57:38,461 HELLO, NEW WEST COAST. 1559 01:57:38,461 --> 01:57:40,463 MY WEST COAST. 1560 01:57:42,465 --> 01:57:43,967 COSTA DEL LEX, LUTHORVILLE, 1561 01:57:43,967 --> 01:57:46,469 MARINA DEL LEX, OTISBURG. 1562 01:57:47,971 --> 01:57:49,472 OTISBURG? 1563 01:57:49,472 --> 01:57:50,974 MISS TESCHMACHER, 1564 01:57:50,974 --> 01:57:52,976 SHE'S GOT HER OWN PLACE. 1565 01:57:52,976 --> 01:57:54,477 OTISBURG? 1566 01:57:54,477 --> 01:57:56,479 IT'S A LITTLE, BITTY PLACE. 1567 01:57:56,479 --> 01:57:57,981 OTISBURG? 1568 01:57:58,481 --> 01:58:00,984 I'LL JUST WIPE IT OFF. 1569 01:58:00,984 --> 01:58:02,986 YOU'RE A DREAMER, LEX LUTHOR-- 1570 01:58:02,986 --> 01:58:04,487 A SICK, TWISTED DREAMER. 1571 01:58:04,487 --> 01:58:05,989 YOUR PLAN COULDN'T WORK. 1572 01:58:05,989 --> 01:58:07,991 THERE WERE SOME PROBLEMS-- 1573 01:58:07,991 --> 01:58:10,493 ADJUSTING THE TRAJECTORY OF THE MISSILE, 1574 01:58:10,493 --> 01:58:13,496 FINDING THE OPTIMUM STRESS POINT 1575 01:58:13,496 --> 01:58:15,498 FOR THE FAULT LINE ITSELF-- 1576 01:58:15,498 --> 01:58:19,002 WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS TARGET ZERO, 1577 01:58:19,502 --> 01:58:21,004 RIGHT HERE. 1578 01:58:21,004 --> 01:58:22,639 OOH! 1579 01:58:29,145 --> 01:58:31,147 [HUMS] 1580 01:58:43,159 --> 01:58:44,661 [ALARM SOUNDS] 1581 01:58:44,661 --> 01:58:45,662 ARMY BIRD... 1582 01:58:45,662 --> 01:58:47,163 WHAT? 1583 01:58:47,163 --> 01:58:50,166 ARMY BIRDS HAVE VARIED THEIR COURSE. 1584 01:58:50,667 --> 01:58:52,168 WHAT'S HAPPENING, LIEUTENANT? 1585 01:58:52,168 --> 01:58:53,670 TRAJECTORY MALFUNCTION, SIR. 1586 01:58:53,670 --> 01:58:55,171 WE HAVE INITIAL FAILURE. 1587 01:58:55,171 --> 01:58:56,673 THEN ABORT! 1588 01:58:56,673 --> 01:58:58,174 DESTRUCTION AND ABORT. 1589 01:58:58,675 --> 01:59:01,678 ALL COUNTERCONTROL UNITS, REMOTE PRESSURE TO MAXIMUM. 1590 01:59:01,678 --> 01:59:03,680 ABORT MISSION. 1591 01:59:03,680 --> 01:59:05,181 FUNCTION NEGATIVE, SIR! 1592 01:59:05,181 --> 01:59:06,182 CAN'T YOU KNOCK THEM DOWN? 1593 01:59:06,182 --> 01:59:08,685 ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE, SIR. 1594 01:59:09,185 --> 01:59:11,187 THEY HAVE THE NEW P-20 AVOIDANCE SYSTEMS. 1595 01:59:11,688 --> 01:59:13,189 GET ME THE PENTAGON. 1596 01:59:13,189 --> 01:59:14,691 ...POSSIBLE RE-ENTRY OF ROCKETS. 1597 01:59:19,195 --> 01:59:21,197 WHAT DO YOU THINK, SUPE, BABY? 1598 01:59:21,698 --> 01:59:22,699 INTERESTING? 1599 01:59:23,199 --> 01:59:24,701 YOUR THEORY'S QUITE IMPRESSIVE, LUTHOR. 1600 01:59:25,201 --> 01:59:27,704 OTIS, WOULD YOU GO TO THE VIEWING ROOM? 1601 01:59:28,204 --> 01:59:29,706 BUT AS FOR THE REST, 1602 01:59:30,206 --> 01:59:32,208 IT'S NOTHING BUT A SICK FANTASY. 1603 01:59:32,709 --> 01:59:34,210 FANTASY? 1604 01:59:34,711 --> 01:59:35,712 NO. NO. IT'S HISTORY. 1605 01:59:36,212 --> 01:59:37,213 IT'S HAPPENING, SUPERMAN. 1606 01:59:37,714 --> 01:59:39,716 MISS TESCHMACHER! 1607 01:59:43,219 --> 01:59:44,220 YES, LEX? 1608 01:59:44,721 --> 01:59:46,222 WHERE'S THE ROCKET NOW? 1609 01:59:46,222 --> 01:59:49,726 IT'S GOING LIKE A BAT OVER THE GRAND CANYON. 1610 01:59:50,226 --> 01:59:51,227 SO'S THE OTHER ONE. 1611 01:59:51,227 --> 01:59:52,729 THE OTHER ONE? 1612 01:59:53,229 --> 01:59:54,230 THERE'S 2 OF THEM? 1613 01:59:54,230 --> 01:59:55,231 [SNAP] 1614 01:59:57,233 --> 01:59:58,735 YES, SUPERMAN. DOUBLE JEOPARDY. 1615 01:59:58,735 --> 02:00:01,237 EVEN YOU WITH YOUR GREAT SPEED 1616 02:00:01,237 --> 02:00:03,239 COULDN'T STOP BOTH OF THEM. 1617 02:00:03,239 --> 02:00:06,743 I COULD STOP THEM WITH MY DETONATOR. 1618 02:00:06,743 --> 02:00:08,745 ALL RIGHT, LUTHOR. WHERE IS IT? 1619 02:00:08,745 --> 02:00:10,246 WHERE'S THE DETONATOR? 1620 02:00:22,258 --> 02:00:23,760 YOU DISEASED MANIAC! 1621 02:00:23,760 --> 02:00:26,763 DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD HIDE IT FROM ME 1622 02:00:26,763 --> 02:00:29,265 BY ENCASING IT IN LEAD? 1623 02:00:29,265 --> 02:00:30,767 WHOA! 1624 02:00:30,767 --> 02:00:33,770 I'LL MOLD THIS BOX INTO YOUR PRISON BARS. 1625 02:00:33,770 --> 02:00:35,772 DON'T TOUCH THAT! 1626 02:00:40,777 --> 02:00:42,779 I TOLD YOU. 1627 02:00:42,779 --> 02:00:44,781 IT'S KRYPTONITE, SUPERMAN. 1628 02:00:44,781 --> 02:00:46,783 A SOUVENIR FROM THE HOMETOWN. 1629 02:00:47,283 --> 02:00:48,785 I'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE 1630 02:00:48,785 --> 02:00:51,788 TO MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. 1631 02:00:55,792 --> 02:00:58,795 YOU WERE GREAT IN YOUR DAY, SUPERMAN. 1632 02:00:58,795 --> 02:01:00,797 BUT IT JUST STANDS TO REASON, 1633 02:01:01,297 --> 02:01:03,800 WHEN IT CAME TIME TO CASH IN YOUR CHIPS, 1634 02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:10,807 THIS OLD DISEASED MANIAC WOULD BE YOUR BANKER. 1635 02:01:12,809 --> 02:01:15,311 MIND OVER MUSCLE. 1636 02:01:22,318 --> 02:01:24,320 YOU DON'T EVEN CARE 1637 02:01:24,320 --> 02:01:27,323 WHERE THE OTHER MISSILE'S HEADED, DO YOU? 1638 02:01:27,323 --> 02:01:30,326 CERTAINLY I DO. 1639 02:01:30,326 --> 02:01:32,829 I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT'S HEADED. 1640 02:01:32,829 --> 02:01:34,330 HACKENSACK, NEW JERSEY. 1641 02:01:34,831 --> 02:01:36,332 OHH! 1642 02:01:38,835 --> 02:01:40,336 HEH HEH HEH. 1643 02:01:40,336 --> 02:01:42,839 I HAVE TO LEAVE. NO HARD FEELINGS. 1644 02:01:42,839 --> 02:01:44,340 WE ALL HAVE OUR FAULTS. 1645 02:01:44,340 --> 02:01:46,342 MINE'S IN CALIFORNIA. 1646 02:02:01,858 --> 02:02:05,361 LEX, MY MOTHER LIVES IN HACKENSACK. 1647 02:02:14,871 --> 02:02:16,873 MISS TESCHMACHER! 1648 02:02:36,059 --> 02:02:37,560 Radio: NAVY BIRD LEVELING OFF. 1649 02:02:37,560 --> 02:02:41,564 ARMY BIRD, WE ARE HOLDING FOR OUR RADAR CONTACT. 1650 02:02:41,564 --> 02:02:43,566 ...LOW-LEVEL FLIGHT, EASTERLY DIRECTION. 1651 02:02:43,566 --> 02:02:45,568 RADAR CHANGE ANTICIPATED. 1652 02:02:45,568 --> 02:02:47,070 OTIS. 1653 02:02:51,074 --> 02:02:52,575 UHH! UHH! 1654 02:02:55,078 --> 02:02:57,580 UHH! UHH! 1655 02:03:04,587 --> 02:03:06,089 MISS TESCHMACHER... 1656 02:03:06,089 --> 02:03:08,591 MISS TESCHMACHER... 1657 02:03:10,093 --> 02:03:12,095 PLEASE, YOU CAN'T... 1658 02:03:12,595 --> 02:03:15,098 YOU CAN'T JUST STAND THERE. 1659 02:03:15,098 --> 02:03:16,599 SHH! 1660 02:03:18,601 --> 02:03:20,103 YOU CAN'T JUST STAND THERE 1661 02:03:20,603 --> 02:03:23,106 AND LET MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE DIE. 1662 02:03:23,106 --> 02:03:25,108 MAYBE. 1663 02:03:25,108 --> 02:03:27,110 PLEASE. 1664 02:03:27,610 --> 02:03:29,612 PLEASE HELP ME SAVE THEM! 1665 02:03:29,612 --> 02:03:30,613 IF I HELP YOU, 1666 02:03:31,114 --> 02:03:34,117 DO YOU PROMISE TO SAVE MY MOTHER FIRST? 1667 02:03:34,117 --> 02:03:37,120 BUT LOIS AND JIMMY... 1668 02:03:37,120 --> 02:03:38,621 MY MOTHER COMES FIRST! 1669 02:03:39,122 --> 02:03:40,123 IF YOU PROMISE ME, I'D BELIEVE YOU 1670 02:03:40,123 --> 02:03:42,625 BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH. 1671 02:03:42,625 --> 02:03:44,127 I--I PROMISE. 1672 02:03:44,627 --> 02:03:46,629 I PROMISE. 1673 02:03:54,637 --> 02:03:55,638 UHH! 1674 02:04:40,683 --> 02:04:43,686 WHY--WHY DID YOU KISS ME FIRST? 1675 02:04:45,688 --> 02:04:48,691 IT--I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D LET ME LATER. 1676 02:04:50,193 --> 02:04:51,194 THANK YOU, MISS TESCHMACHER. 1677 02:04:51,694 --> 02:04:56,699 WHY IS IT I CAN'T GET IT ON WITH THE GOOD GUYS? 1678 02:05:00,703 --> 02:05:02,205 STAND ASIDE NOW. 1679 02:05:02,205 --> 02:05:04,207 I WOULDN'T STAY HERE, EITHER. 1680 02:05:22,725 --> 02:05:24,227 ARMY BIRD HEADING DUE EAST. 1681 02:05:24,727 --> 02:05:25,728 NAVY BIRD HEADING DUE WEST. 1682 02:05:26,229 --> 02:05:28,231 LOSING RADAR CONTACT. 1683 02:05:28,231 --> 02:05:30,233 NEXT RADAR CONTACT, 3 SECONDS. 1684 02:05:30,233 --> 02:05:32,735 ...BOTH BIRDS. 1685 02:05:51,254 --> 02:05:53,756 ARMY BIRD STILL HEADED EAST, SIR. 1686 02:05:53,756 --> 02:05:55,258 NAVY BIRD HEADING 2.7. 1687 02:06:42,805 --> 02:06:45,308 ARMY BIRD LAUNCHING INTO SPACE. 1688 02:06:48,811 --> 02:06:50,313 ARMY BIRD GAINING ALTITUDE. 1689 02:06:50,313 --> 02:06:51,814 MISS TESCHMACHER. 1690 02:06:51,814 --> 02:06:54,317 RADAR CONTACT STRONG. RADAR CONTACT STRONG. 1691 02:06:54,317 --> 02:06:56,319 MISS TESCHMACHER! 1692 02:06:56,819 --> 02:06:58,821 NAVY BIRD, SAN ANDREAS AREA. 1693 02:06:59,322 --> 02:07:02,325 15 SECONDS TO IMPACT. HEADING DOWN. 1694 02:07:02,325 --> 02:07:04,327 15 SECONDS TO IMPACT. 1695 02:07:04,327 --> 02:07:06,329 15 SECONDS, AND COUNTING. 1696 02:07:09,332 --> 02:07:12,335 Radio: ?? ...GIVE A LITTLE BIT ?? 1697 02:07:12,335 --> 02:07:15,838 ?? GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF MY LIFE FOR YOU ?? 1698 02:07:15,838 --> 02:07:17,340 [HONK HONK] 1699 02:07:23,846 --> 02:07:25,848 IMPACT...SAN ANDREAS. 1700 02:07:44,867 --> 02:07:46,369 [GLASS BREAKS] 1701 02:07:54,377 --> 02:07:56,879 OH! 1702 02:07:56,879 --> 02:07:57,880 HUH! 1703 02:08:02,385 --> 02:08:06,389 Radio: A MILITARY MISSILE HAS EXPLODED 1704 02:08:06,889 --> 02:08:08,391 IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 1705 02:08:08,391 --> 02:08:09,392 THE FORCE OF THE EXPLOSION 1706 02:08:09,392 --> 02:08:11,894 HAS ACTIVATED THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT. 1707 02:08:11,894 --> 02:08:14,897 CALIFORNIA IS SUFFERING A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE. 1708 02:08:20,403 --> 02:08:21,404 [RUMBLING] 1709 02:08:21,404 --> 02:08:22,905 [TIRES SQUEAL] 1710 02:08:22,905 --> 02:08:24,407 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1711 02:08:24,907 --> 02:08:26,409 SOMETHING WRONG? 1712 02:08:26,409 --> 02:08:27,410 [HONK] 1713 02:08:27,410 --> 02:08:29,412 AAH! AAH! 1714 02:08:33,582 --> 02:08:36,085 [SCREAMING] 1715 02:08:58,140 --> 02:09:00,142 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 1716 02:09:00,142 --> 02:09:02,645 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1717 02:09:04,146 --> 02:09:05,147 IT'S A QUAKE. LOOK! 1718 02:09:16,158 --> 02:09:17,660 [TIRES SQUEAL] 1719 02:09:19,161 --> 02:09:20,663 WE'RE GOING TO CRASH! 1720 02:09:22,164 --> 02:09:24,166 HOLD ON! 1721 02:09:24,166 --> 02:09:25,668 AAH! 1722 02:09:30,673 --> 02:09:33,175 GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS! 1723 02:09:57,867 --> 02:09:58,868 AAH! 1724 02:10:01,871 --> 02:10:02,872 AAH! 1725 02:10:06,375 --> 02:10:07,877 UHH! UHH! 1726 02:10:07,877 --> 02:10:08,878 AAH! 1727 02:10:08,878 --> 02:10:09,879 OH! OH! 1728 02:10:12,381 --> 02:10:15,384 OK, KIDS. IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW! 1729 02:10:16,385 --> 02:10:17,887 HEY! IT'S SUPERMAN! 1730 02:10:18,387 --> 02:10:19,889 IT'S SUPERMAN! 1731 02:10:26,395 --> 02:10:28,397 HOLY MACKEREL! 1732 02:10:28,898 --> 02:10:30,900 WE'RE GOING OFF THE TRACKS! 1733 02:10:33,402 --> 02:10:34,904 HANG ON! 1734 02:10:38,407 --> 02:10:39,408 CAN'T HOLD HER! 1735 02:10:50,920 --> 02:10:51,921 [RUMBLING] 1736 02:10:59,428 --> 02:11:00,930 [ALARM SOUNDS] 1737 02:11:06,435 --> 02:11:08,437 P.A.: ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE THE DAM. 1738 02:11:08,437 --> 02:11:11,440 ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE THE DAM. 1739 02:11:11,440 --> 02:11:12,942 AAH! 1740 02:11:21,450 --> 02:11:22,451 Man: WATCH THAT CABLE! 1741 02:11:24,954 --> 02:11:27,456 UH! AH! 1742 02:11:29,959 --> 02:11:31,460 SOMEONE TRY AND PULL THE MAIN! 1743 02:11:31,460 --> 02:11:33,963 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! IT'S RED HOT! 1744 02:11:33,963 --> 02:11:35,965 AAH! 1745 02:11:40,469 --> 02:11:43,973 GENTLEMEN, IS THAT MAN ALL RIGHT? 1746 02:11:43,973 --> 02:11:44,974 YEAH. 1747 02:12:07,997 --> 02:12:08,998 AAH! 1748 02:12:08,998 --> 02:12:11,000 HANG ON, JIM. 1749 02:12:20,509 --> 02:12:21,644 THE DAM BURST! 1750 02:12:22,144 --> 02:12:23,145 COME ON! 1751 02:12:23,646 --> 02:12:25,648 HURRY! 1752 02:12:29,151 --> 02:12:31,654 YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE, SON. 1753 02:12:32,655 --> 02:12:36,158 THAT'S OK! MISS LANE WILL BE DRIVING BY SOON. 1754 02:12:44,667 --> 02:12:46,669 COME ON, GEORGE, COME ON! 1755 02:12:53,676 --> 02:12:55,678 Radio: THERE HAS BEEN MAJOR QUAKE DAMAGE 1756 02:12:55,678 --> 02:12:57,179 TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 1757 02:12:57,179 --> 02:13:00,182 THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT HAS MIRACULOUSLY SEALED ITSELF, 1758 02:13:00,683 --> 02:13:02,184 YET SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IS SUFFERING MAJOR AFTER SHOCKS 1759 02:13:02,685 --> 02:13:03,686 OF A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE. 1760 02:13:04,186 --> 02:13:06,689 THE POPULATION IS STILL WARNED... 1761 02:13:08,691 --> 02:13:12,194 PLEASE, COME ON, TURN OVER. COME ON! 1762 02:13:16,699 --> 02:13:18,200 AAH! 1763 02:13:21,203 --> 02:13:22,204 OH! 1764 02:13:22,204 --> 02:13:24,206 AAH! 1765 02:13:27,209 --> 02:13:28,711 AAH! 1766 02:13:32,715 --> 02:13:33,716 OH! 1767 02:13:34,216 --> 02:13:36,719 NO! 1768 02:13:39,722 --> 02:13:41,724 HELP ME. HELP ME. 1769 02:13:41,724 --> 02:13:43,726 NO! PLEASE, NO! 1770 02:13:46,729 --> 02:13:47,730 AAH! 1771 02:14:03,245 --> 02:14:04,246 WAIT! 1772 02:14:04,246 --> 02:14:06,248 RUN! 1773 02:14:52,294 --> 02:14:54,296 UH... 1774 02:14:54,296 --> 02:14:55,798 AH... 1775 02:14:55,798 --> 02:14:58,300 OH! OH! 1776 02:15:32,668 --> 02:15:34,670 [COUGHING] 1777 02:15:42,177 --> 02:15:43,679 OH! OH! 1778 02:15:53,188 --> 02:15:55,190 AAH! 1779 02:18:37,352 --> 02:18:38,353 NO. NO. 1780 02:18:38,854 --> 02:18:40,355 NO. 1781 02:18:40,856 --> 02:18:45,360 AAAAAHH! 1782 02:18:45,360 --> 02:18:49,031 AAAAAHH! 1783 02:18:55,037 --> 02:18:56,538 Jor-el: IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR YOU 1784 02:18:56,538 --> 02:18:58,040 TO INTERFERE IN HUMAN HISTORY. 1785 02:18:58,040 --> 02:19:01,043 Jonathan: SON, YOU ARE HERE FOR A REASON. 1786 02:19:01,543 --> 02:19:03,045 IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR YOU 1787 02:19:03,545 --> 02:19:05,547 TO INTERFERE IN HUMAN HISTORY. 1788 02:19:05,547 --> 02:19:09,051 ALL THOSE THINGS I CAN DO, ALL THOSE POWERS, 1789 02:19:09,051 --> 02:19:12,054 AND I COULDN'T EVEN SAVE HIM. 1790 02:19:12,054 --> 02:19:14,056 [THUNDER] 1791 02:19:14,056 --> 02:19:16,558 Jor-el: [ECHOES] IT IS FORBIDDEN. 1792 02:20:19,121 --> 02:20:21,123 [ENGINE WON'T START] 1793 02:20:40,642 --> 02:20:42,644 HI. 1794 02:20:42,644 --> 02:20:46,148 DON'T BOTHER. I THINK IT'S DEAD. 1795 02:20:48,150 --> 02:20:50,152 SURE, IT'S DEAD. 1796 02:20:50,152 --> 02:20:52,154 MEN OF STEEL ARE NEVER AROUND 1797 02:20:52,154 --> 02:20:53,155 WHEN YOU WANT THEM. 1798 02:20:53,655 --> 02:20:56,158 WHILE YOU WERE OFF FLYING AROUND, 1799 02:20:56,158 --> 02:20:58,660 I WAS ALMOST IN AN EARTHQUAKE, 1800 02:20:58,660 --> 02:21:02,164 THIS GAS STATION BLEW UP BESIDE MY CAR, 1801 02:21:02,164 --> 02:21:05,667 I'M ALMOST KILLED, AND TO TOP THINGS OFF, 1802 02:21:05,667 --> 02:21:08,670 THIS STUPID CAR RUNS OUT OF GAS! 1803 02:21:08,670 --> 02:21:12,174 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, LOIS, 1804 02:21:12,674 --> 02:21:14,676 BUT I'VE BEEN KIND OF BUSY FOR A WHILE. 1805 02:21:14,676 --> 02:21:16,678 I'M SORRY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 1806 02:21:26,688 --> 02:21:30,692 HEY! THANKS A LOT, SUPERMAN. 1807 02:21:30,692 --> 02:21:32,194 YOU LEAVE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 1808 02:21:32,694 --> 02:21:33,695 DURING AN EARTHQUAKE-- 1809 02:21:33,695 --> 02:21:36,198 NO FOOD, SNAKES EVERYWHERE. 1810 02:21:36,198 --> 02:21:39,701 I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WOULD COME BACK. 1811 02:21:39,701 --> 02:21:41,203 THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO. 1812 02:21:41,203 --> 02:21:42,704 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1813 02:21:45,707 --> 02:21:49,211 HE CAN'T STAY STILL FOR A SECOND. 1814 02:21:49,211 --> 02:21:50,212 GOLLY, MISS LANE, 1815 02:21:50,712 --> 02:21:53,215 IT'S TOO BAD MR. KENT WASN'T HERE 1816 02:21:53,715 --> 02:21:55,217 TO SEE ALL THIS. 1817 02:21:55,717 --> 02:21:57,719 YEAH, HE'S NEVER AROUND WHEN SU... 1818 02:21:58,220 --> 02:22:00,222 CLARK... WAIT A MINUTE. 1819 02:22:00,222 --> 02:22:01,223 WHAT? 1820 02:22:01,223 --> 02:22:04,726 LOIS LANE, THAT IS THE SILLIEST IDEA. 1821 02:22:04,726 --> 02:22:08,730 MISS LANE, I THINK HE REALLY CARES ABOUT YOU. 1822 02:22:08,730 --> 02:22:11,233 CLARK? OF COURSE HE DOES. 1823 02:22:11,233 --> 02:22:13,235 NO, NOT CLARK. 1824 02:22:13,735 --> 02:22:15,237 OH, WELL... 1825 02:22:15,737 --> 02:22:18,240 SUPERMAN CARES ABOUT EVERYBODY, JIMMY. 1826 02:22:18,240 --> 02:22:20,242 BUT, UH, WHO KNOWS? 1827 02:22:20,242 --> 02:22:23,245 SOMEDAY, YOU KNOW, IF HE'S LUCKY... 1828 02:22:29,417 --> 02:22:31,419 [ALARM SOUNDS] 1829 02:22:31,419 --> 02:22:33,421 [DOGS BARKING] 1830 02:22:34,923 --> 02:22:36,925 YOU'RE MESSING UP MY SUIT, 1831 02:22:36,925 --> 02:22:38,927 YOU LUMMOX, YOU! 1832 02:22:38,927 --> 02:22:40,428 COME ON, STOP IT. 1833 02:22:40,428 --> 02:22:41,930 OTIS, IT'S YOUR FAULT. 1834 02:22:41,930 --> 02:22:43,932 WATCH THE GROUND! 1835 02:22:43,932 --> 02:22:45,934 GOOD EVENING, WARDEN. 1836 02:22:45,934 --> 02:22:47,435 THESE MEN SHOULD BE SAFE HERE 1837 02:22:47,435 --> 02:22:48,937 UNTIL THEY CAN GET A FAIR TRIAL. 1838 02:22:48,937 --> 02:22:50,438 WHO IS IT, SUPERMAN? 1839 02:22:51,940 --> 02:22:53,942 LEX LUTHOR, 1840 02:22:53,942 --> 02:22:57,445 THE GREATEST CRIMINAL MIND OF OUR TIME! 1841 02:22:57,445 --> 02:22:58,446 I HEREBY SERVE NOTICE... 1842 02:22:58,947 --> 02:23:01,449 HE'S SERVING NOTICE TO YOU-- 1843 02:23:01,449 --> 02:23:03,451 WILL YOU SHUT UP! 1844 02:23:03,451 --> 02:23:04,953 TAKE THEM AWAY, BOYS. 1845 02:23:05,453 --> 02:23:06,454 NINCOMPOOP! 1846 02:23:06,454 --> 02:23:08,957 THIS COUNTRY IS SAFE AGAIN, SUPERMAN, 1847 02:23:08,957 --> 02:23:10,959 THANKS TO YOU. 1848 02:23:10,959 --> 02:23:12,961 NO, SIR. DON'T THANK ME, WARDEN. 1849 02:23:12,961 --> 02:23:15,964 WE'RE ALL PART OF THE SAME TEAM. 1850 02:23:16,464 --> 02:23:17,966 GOOD NIGHT. 1851 02:23:50,365 --> 02:23:53,368 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1852 02:23:53,368 --> 02:23:56,871 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--