1 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:12,724 Check it out! 2 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,993 Thirteen minutes and 54 seconds That's a new record 3 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,501 Yeah! 4 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:21,733 Oh, my God What you gonna do with the girl but love her and pay her? 5 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:24,833 Give me my money Give me my money You still owe me money 6 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,936 Hey. Everybody, shut the hell up for a second here. 7 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,811 As you know, today's Belle's last day 8 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,851 Aw! 9 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,819 And I'll tell you this You're the best man I've ever had 10 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:38,390 Aw 11 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:41,221 Aw, come on, now Look, look 12 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,887 I just want you to know I just stayed ahead of you 13 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:46,226 because I know you enjoyed the view 14 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,959 The view 15 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,967 Anyway 16 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:52,697 we're all real proud of you for finally getting your taxi license 17 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:56,138 Knowing that you're behind the wheel of a taxi in our fair city 18 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:59,370 makes us want to move to Albany 19 00:02:59,478 --> 00:03:02,709 Listen, I seen these sparkle in a window, and I knew they had your name on them 20 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:05,841 Come on I thought they'd be perfect for you Check it out You're gonna love 'em 21 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,943 - Oh, wow - This is you, girl 22 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:12,484 - Oh, my God - Ah? Ah? 23 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:16,255 - It's a titanium supercharger! - Yeah! 24 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:19,627 - Oh, my God. - That's gonna be some taxi, Belle 25 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:21,825 - It's just my size too! - That's right, Belle 26 00:03:21,934 --> 00:03:23,868 Please don't leave us Don't leave us 27 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:28,737 All right Time's up, man Come on Get your hands off my girlfriend Get off me, man 28 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:30,741 - Hey, baby - Hey, baby 29 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,936 Oooh! 30 00:03:33,045 --> 00:03:36,378 - Shut up! None of your business - Back to work. Let's go. Everybody. 31 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:39,383 I could have got the package there with a horse and buggy Back to work 32 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:43,114 - What you doin' here? - I called in a favor They let me take the rest of the day off 33 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:45,713 - All right - Wait a minute 34 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,955 - Wait a minute Who you wearin' perfume for? - What? 35 00:03:52,064 --> 00:03:54,760 Oh, no, no, no, no No, I cut through Macy's I got tagged 36 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:57,495 - Uh-huh - Why, you like it? Is it me? 37 00:03:57,603 --> 00:03:59,503 Look, let me tell you something, baby 38 00:03:59,605 --> 00:04:02,301 - There's only one thing I like on you - What's that? 39 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,535 - And that's me - Mmm 40 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:09,104 - And I got you a little somethin' for your last day too - What? 41 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:13,652 Hold on now You'll find out tonight After a mind-blowing romantic dinner 42 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,221 Date 43 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,222 And excit... 44 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,622 Ah, hell, no, B Don't tell me you forgot 45 00:04:20,726 --> 00:04:23,786 What? No? Of course not No I didn't forget I can't wait, baby 46 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:26,660 I know it may not be as exciting as that titanium thing you got 47 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:30,031 - My supercharger You saw it? - Yeah Whatever, babyJust trust me All right? 48 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:31,535 I just got a 4:00 appointment 49 00:04:31,637 --> 00:04:34,401 at the Taxi and Limousine Commission to pick up my hack license 50 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:37,408 I'll be out of there by 4.30. And then I'm all yours. 51 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,171 - B - Aw 52 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:41,473 B B 53 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:43,377 - Yeah? - 4:00 was five minutes ago 54 00:04:43,482 --> 00:04:45,177 Oh, shoot! 55 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:48,253 - Yeah - All right Love you, baby Later, guys! 56 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:53,018 - Hey, lady! Come on! - I got an appointment! 57 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,252 - No, no, no No cut - I got an appointment 58 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:57,488 - Is everybody here with appointment, okay? - What? 59 00:04:57,596 --> 00:05:00,292 We take number like bakery Please go to the back 60 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:03,732 I do not come here from Moscow 25 years for no bullshit 61 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:06,566 Right here Ticket Right there Ticket 62 00:05:06,672 --> 00:05:08,572 Mm-hmm 63 00:05:08,674 --> 00:05:10,574 138? 64 00:05:26,213 --> 00:05:28,875 Man 65 00:05:29,016 --> 00:05:31,507 Aw, he bought candles. 66 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:38,891 Mmm, mmm, mmm 67 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,711 I'll make it up to you, baby. 68 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,643 Oh! Hey! What the hell is your problem? 69 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,838 - Come on Let's go - What is wrong with you, man? 70 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,974 Cabbie, I need to get to JFK in 15 minutes 71 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,985 One hundred bucks, I make it 72 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,817 Whoo! Done 73 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:10,522 You jumped in the right cab today 74 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,324 Yeah 75 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,637 I don't usually stop for white guys My way of balancing the universe 76 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,388 That's 14 minutes 77 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,022 Buckle up for safety, motherfu... 78 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:19,198 Actually, if I miss this flight, it wouldn't be the end of the world 79 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:22,860 Oh, no Don't worry We'll be able to speed up once we hit the highway 80 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,247 Come on, man What'd I do? 81 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,919 Hey, look here, Hugo Boss You might want to hold on 82 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,960 Nine minute, 28 seconds 83 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,933 Damn, I'm good You know... Damn 84 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:37,272 I'm good I am good 85 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,621 Don't you scratch them, you idiot 86 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:11,945 Where's Frank, man? Where's your friend at, man? 87 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,879 Where's Frank, man? Where's your friend at, man? 88 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:17,007 He'll be here It's all right 89 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,840 Where is this guy? 90 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,145 He'll be here. 91 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,922 This is the guy? 92 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,730 Yeah, that's him 93 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,321 Okay Let's do this 94 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,401 - It's cool, right? - Right It's cool 95 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,472 Come on 96 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,240 They're in 97 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,342 It's no trouble, Frankie 98 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:30,082 You're going to fifth floor, number 22 Okay? 99 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,527 A-And don't try nothin' 100 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:38,427 This is an easy bust, Washburn 101 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,023 Don't do anything fancy We clear? 102 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,568 Yeah Nothing fancy That's cool 103 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,003 Stick to the plan 104 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,777 - It's okay It's good - Got the money? 105 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,478 No, no. Wait, wait, wait. 106 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,853 I don't like it, okay? 107 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,983 You said these guys are from Cuba like us. 108 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,789 - Tranquilo, chico. - What's the matter? 109 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,990 - I'm not speaking to you, okay? You're not from Cuba, okay? - No, no, no 110 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,626 Forget it Forget it Okay? You know what? I don't like this Okay, man? No 111 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,967 - He don't like it - I don't like it Okay, "mang"? I don't like it 112 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,132 You don't like it? 113 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,802 Oh, do you no speak English? I don't like it 114 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,613 Read my lips. I smell something. What do I smell, huh? 115 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,637 Read my lips. I smell something. What do I smell, huh? 116 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,648 Huh? What do I smell? Huh? I smell a setup 117 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,945 What am I smelling here? Huh? What do I smell? 118 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,486 Carnitas? Amigo? Pig! Ah Okay, "mang"? 119 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,488 - Don't do this Don't do this - Okay? 120 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,354 You telling me that you don't trust me? 121 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,428 That's what you're saying? 122 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,057 I'm only gonna say this once, okay? 123 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:22,658 Your friend better come out from behind that door Okay? 124 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:27,001 Or I'm gonna put a window... in him... 125 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,234 "mang" 126 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,764 Yeah 127 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,669 Okay? 128 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,204 You're okay, man You're okay 129 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,240 - What part of Cuba are you from? - Huh? 130 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,502 - What part of Cuba are you from? - Havana 131 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,544 - Havana? - Oh! 132 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,340 - We're from Havana! - Ah! Cigar! 133 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,745 Oh, I love this guy. 134 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:13,047 The three of us from there. We must be brothers, eh? Who's your mother? 135 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,882 - I'll tell you something You guys are ever... Hey - That's enough 136 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,858 - You guys are ever in Havana, you give me a call - Let's go. 137 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,124 We'll have some tequila, cerveza You know? Okay? Mi casco es su casco. 138 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,761 He funny. 139 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,839 What part? What part? 140 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,907 - Uh, you ask me where I'm from? - Yeah What part? 141 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,908 - What part am I from? - Yep 142 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:40,138 - Uh, what part of Havana? - Yeah. 143 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:44,149 You know, on the... Uh, I live around the corner of, uh 144 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,947 uh, Castro Street 145 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,577 You know? 146 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:49,985 So 147 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,226 The show's over, pigs! 148 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,887 Aaah! 149 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,133 - Frank, are you all right? - Goddamn it, Washburn! 150 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,466 How could there not be a Castro Street in Cuba? That's insane 151 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,475 - Shut up, Washburn - Right? Am I right? 152 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,511 Vàmonos! Vàmonos! 153 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,415 Hey! Stop! 154 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,384 They're gettin' away! Come on Let's go 155 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,354 - You can't drive with your arm like that Give me the keys - No way 156 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,356 - Come on! - No, I insist 157 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,392 Give me the keys! 158 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,462 Okay 159 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,630 - Be careful, huh? - Okay All right 160 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,702 Put my seat belt on 161 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,431 Get my hands at 10:00 and 2:00 Okay, let's move the seat 162 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:43,100 - Okay Okay - Seat up Like that That's too close 163 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,769 - Okay Come on - Back more Back more Back more Back more 164 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,313 Back Little back 165 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,315 Back more 166 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,875 That's good All right We'll have mirrors checked and seat back Can see side 167 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,319 - Washburn, m-maybe... - Ah! 168 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,688 I got it, dude! I got it, man Hand signal 'cause I'm comin' out 169 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,693 - I'm comin' out - They're there Go! Go! 170 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,662 Here we go All right Let's go Rock and roll, dude! 171 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,528 Washburn! 172 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,094 That's funny 173 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,475 Get in here now 174 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,505 I'm s... I'm sorry, Marta Lieutenant 175 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,516 I'm sorry, Lieutenant 176 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,711 Andy 177 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,584 I know this is hard for you, especially coming from me 178 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,624 It kind of feels weird calling you lieutenant 179 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:09,286 Well, you may not have to much longer I mean, look at this 180 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,763 $40,000 in damages, Andy 181 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,629 This is two lawsuits here 182 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,099 I... 183 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,932 And this Have you seen your face on the cover? 184 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,200 - Oh, there's a better picture than that - Oh, shut up. 185 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:25,368 L... I'm sorry, Andy But this is just not easy for me 186 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:30,313 Look, you're a good cop, but you're a terrible driver What is it with you? 187 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,612 Hey... Everyone has their weaknesses, okay? 188 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:36,712 Superman has Kryptonite. Indiana Jones, snakes. 189 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,814 You know Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown 190 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,825 Or vice versa 191 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:44,761 I... I try to make the department look good, try to make you look good 192 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,957 You look great, by the way 193 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,932 I'm not saying you don't You're not like... 194 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,935 - You look... Ah! - Right. Okay. Good. Enough. 195 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,971 - You look like a lieutenant - Shh 196 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,631 - Beautiful You're hot - Shh 197 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,266 - Professional - Three cars you totaled 198 00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,346 Cop or no cop, that is 11 points on your license It's gone 199 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,813 - No, don't take my license, please - It's gone 200 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,146 Come on Don't... 201 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,515 You're not gonna need it for your next assignment 202 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:25,937 I'm sorry, baby, but that line at the T.L.C. Was ridiculous. 203 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,269 - I cooked for hours - Come on Look, look All right 204 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,342 Had wine, satin sheets I even bought candles 205 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,207 Do you realize what I had to go through to get that license? 206 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,941 - I won't be late - Yeah, well, you better not be 207 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:38,040 'Cause today I pulled out all the stops 208 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:41,052 Baby, I promise I promise I won't For real 209 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,054 5.00. At the restaurant. 210 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,456 All units, robbery in progress. 211 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,326 Manhattan Savings and Loan. Thirty-six and Broadway. Suspects armed and dangerous. 212 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,495 Freeze! Police officer! I'm gonna need your car for official... 213 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,654 I love you too Bye 214 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,695 Hi Thirty-six and Broadway Manhattan Savings and Loan And step on it 215 00:19:23,797 --> 00:19:26,823 - You know that's only two blocks... - Yeah Step on it Thank you 216 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,662 Okay 217 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,545 Okay, that'll be 230 Hey, hey, hey! 218 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,351 Hey, I'm not beat, man. 219 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,221 Now you owe me five because I had to chase... 220 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,454 Get out of the way! Freeze! 221 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,925 - You! We got a hot pursuit Go - Do what? 222 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,628 - You still owe me five bucks - Maybe I didn't make myself clear. 223 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,533 I'm commandeering your vehicle Follow that car 224 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,073 Don't worry about speed limits, streetlights... nothin' You're with me 225 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,301 Don't worry about speed limits, streetlights... nothin' You're with me 226 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,376 Man 227 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,281 All right But I'm still runnin' this meter 228 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,164 Yo! 229 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,733 Hold this for me 230 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,428 Hang on 231 00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:35,019 Whoa! Yo, man Be careful with that 232 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,028 Careful don't bag the bad guys Here's the plan 233 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,496 Fake like you're gonna go left, then go right Okay? 234 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,033 I'll lay a little suppressing fire down from "pistolita" Hey 235 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,339 - Oh, my goodness Did you just... - Drive! 236 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,875 Drive the car Drive Don't look at me Look at the road 237 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:07,222 Come on 238 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,158 Oh, what the... Oh, come on now 239 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,001 Ah... Ah... 240 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:18,570 - Come on - What the hell are you doing? 241 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,400 Gotta get... 242 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,667 Watch it. You... The steering wheel. 243 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,335 Ah... Oh 244 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,631 What the... Oh 245 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,667 - Hey, why'd you stop? - Hey, man Watch that thing 246 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,740 It's a dead end They ain't goin' nowhere 247 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:58,504 - All right Let's do this thing, baby Get my burn on - You talking to me or your gun? 248 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:01,409 You better not be talking to me I know you ain't talking to me 249 00:23:03,016 --> 00:23:04,916 - Shot my... - There's nowhere to run 250 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,453 Damn 251 00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:20,891 Oh! 252 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:27,667 Damn 253 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:55,066 Damn 254 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:57,363 I know They got away Damn! 255 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,665 - You shot my taxi - You calm down now, ma'am 256 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,707 - Calm down, all right No need to get upset - No need to get upset? 257 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,209 - Yeah - What? Are you outta your freakin' mind? 258 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:07,939 - Hey! - Fool, I've been working on this car for five years 259 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,982 - Who is gonna pay for that? - Hey See this? 260 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:14,019 This is a badge, okay? That means you're not allowed to scream at me 261 00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:17,856 Come on, now Give me the badge 262 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,391 Hey 263 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:27,355 Come on Give it back Come on now Give me it! Give me it! 264 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,332 - Hand it over, cabbie - Man, we cool. 265 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,164 - Nice and easy - All right, man Damn Be cool 266 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:34,831 Be cool, huh? I had to flip and pull this out of my ankle holster 267 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:38,035 - Now, give me that and shush - Okay Be cool 268 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,736 - Shh - All right 269 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,815 - Shh - Here Take your badge 270 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:46,316 - Mm-hmm Yeah Okay, now what? - Uh... 271 00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:49,650 How you like it being pointed at you? I'm not givin' nothin' back 272 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:52,053 Quick Gimme, gimme Gimme it 273 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,854 - Drop your weapon and put your hands in the air - Ooh 274 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,898 - Freeze! - It's okay I'm a police officer 275 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,366 - Okay, slowly show me your badge - Uh, okay 276 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:04,731 - Give me the badge - No 277 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,429 - Give me the badge - No 278 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:09,235 Throw it over here 279 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,640 Oh 280 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:15,840 I can't She's got it 281 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:19,042 - Freeze! - Wai-Wait 282 00:25:19,152 --> 00:25:24,021 I said freeze scum... Washburn Washburn 283 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:27,024 He's such a loser. 284 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,685 Is he in there? 285 00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:33,094 Washburn 286 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:40,295 Washburn You took a cab to a bank robbery? 287 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:43,102 - You-You thought that was okay? - Well, y-yeah 288 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,178 Yeah I was the closest to the scene 289 00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:48,372 If you hadn't of taken my wheels, I would've nailed 'em 290 00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:51,882 I didn't take your wheels You drove your wheels through a bodega 291 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,645 and you killed Detective Manuel's parrot 292 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:57,484 Det Manuel knew what he was risking when he took the parrot on the stakeout 293 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,888 - I can't believe you - So ridiculous 294 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:04,292 Of all pets, I mean It's the one that talks 295 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:07,594 - What is that smell? - L-I know I let you down 296 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,395 - Mm-hmm - So, see what's happening? 297 00:26:09,502 --> 00:26:13,666 - Mm-mmm - You're getting emotional and taking it way too personally 298 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,934 - Personally? - Yeah 299 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:18,510 I'm your lieutenant Of course I'm pissed off 300 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,738 Come on, Marta That's not what I'm talking about 301 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:24,646 You know what I'm talking about here I'm talking about... us 302 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,650 - Us - What? 303 00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:30,848 - Us I'm talking about us - You think 304 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:32,754 - Shh - that I and you... 305 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:35,986 I got it Got that I'm with you 306 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,223 What? Mm-hmm 307 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,664 Okay Thank you I'll be right there 308 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:47,601 The FBI's here 309 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:51,040 I'm gonna do something to you later 310 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,168 Mm-hmm 311 00:26:56,882 --> 00:26:58,850 Washburn 312 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,189 So, did you pay by the mile, or is there a flat rate for chasing bank robbers? 313 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,298 Quiet. 314 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,129 Quiet. 315 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:18,363 Quiet Please give your attention to Agent Mullins 316 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:22,305 FBI Armed Robbery Unit 317 00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:26,208 Thank you It's tape of this morning's robbery Watch close 318 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:30,112 It goes by pretty fast 319 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:35,852 Four cameras Four perfect shots 320 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:39,891 In and out in 35 seconds. Lieutenant, you have the witnesses'statements. 321 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,223 Miss Williams, I'm Lieutenant Robbins 322 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:46,765 This is Agent Mullins with the FBI We want to ask you a few questions 323 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:50,427 - Am I under arrest? - Well, no 324 00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:53,004 Then I ain't answering no questions until somebody tells me 325 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,938 who is paying for the damage on my cab and when do I get it back? 326 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,670 Miss Williams, I'm afraid your vehicle's physical evidence now 327 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:02,771 - We have to run ballistics tests... - Ballistics tests? On what? 328 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,816 We already know who shot my cab 329 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,385 It was that stupid idiot right there with that dumb look on his face 330 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:10,353 That's not fair Agent Mullins wasn't even on the scene 331 00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:12,720 - I was talkin' about you - Me? 332 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:15,225 You shot my back window out You could've shot me 333 00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:18,229 - You don't talk to me like that - I'll talk however I want 334 00:28:18,331 --> 00:28:20,458 - Get him out. - Take his stinkin' ass out of here 335 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:24,024 - All right, all right I'm sorry - Are you kidding me? 336 00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:27,765 - I'm sorry - That is the FBI in there You need to calm down 337 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,704 Somebody better talk to him. 338 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:33,438 Sorry 'bout that, dude, um, sir The adrenaline's still pumping 339 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,411 You know what I'm saying? Had a crazy morning 340 00:28:35,514 --> 00:28:37,812 I'm a little out of line, and I apologize 341 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,909 Detective Washburn, you were the first one on the scene, correct? 342 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,147 Yes, I was I was the first one on the scene 343 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:48,056 My first instinct is to give you a shot at leading this investigation 344 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,119 - However, I spoke with your lieutenant You're off the case 345 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:56,296 - Permanently - What? 346 00:28:56,402 --> 00:29:00,304 Nice meeting you 347 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,840 I know 348 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:12,580 Y... Marta, you can't... Lieutenant 349 00:29:12,685 --> 00:29:15,153 - You can't... - Enough 350 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,621 Now, go clock in You're late for your shift 351 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:25,522 I already told you everything I know 352 00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:30,967 You can't hold me. Now, I want my cab. 353 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:34,767 - Says here you did a year in juvenile hall - That's supposed to be sealed 354 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:38,640 Joyriding Graduated to reckless driving, fleeing the scene of an accident... 355 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:41,679 Iook at this... moving violation, moving violation, moving violation 356 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:45,877 - Come on Everybody got a few tickets - Not 75 357 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:49,318 And not on a bicycle, Miss Williams 358 00:29:49,422 --> 00:29:52,550 Officers at the front desk will give you the forms you need to fill out. 359 00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:55,855 As far as your car's concerned, you'll get that back when we're done Two weeks, maybe longer 360 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:59,488 Two weeks? Come on, man This is bullshit 361 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:02,066 That's notjust my car. That is myjob. 362 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:05,865 Wh-What am I supposed to do? Give people piggyback rides to Newark Airport? 363 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:09,930 One more question 364 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,533 Did you ever get close enough to see the guy driving the car? 365 00:30:14,747 --> 00:30:17,716 No, sir 366 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:21,412 All I saw was their taillights 367 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:25,552 Can I go now? 368 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:29,219 - Here we go again. Didn't I say 5.00? Where are you? - Jesse. 369 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:32,161 I feel like a damn fool, B, thinking you'd actually be here on time 370 00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:36,928 - I tried - No, no, no No I'm tired of hearing excuses, okay? 371 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:40,335 I'm sittin' in my cab, right? All of a sudden out of nowhere, this guy jumps... 372 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:44,398 Hello? Baby? Jesse? 373 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:48,207 What the hell could be so damn important? 374 00:30:56,889 --> 00:31:01,292 - Freakin' day I had - Hey Miss Williams 375 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:03,691 - You again - Hey, hey, hey 376 00:31:03,796 --> 00:31:05,263 - Go ahead Talk - I just wanna talk 377 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,628 - Talk then - I can get you your cab back 378 00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,932 Come on 379 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:14,335 Come on 380 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,375 You gotta help me first 381 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,239 Okay? Just hear me out 382 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:24,481 They got five detectives on this case. We gotta catch these guys first. 383 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:28,212 All I got to go on is the MO, modus operandi 384 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,447 - That's police jargon for... - I know what it means 385 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:33,992 - It's not police jargon It's Latin - Right Whatever It's both 386 00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:37,722 They were pretty quick though They were in and out in, like, under a minute 387 00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:41,459 That's real pros Witnesses said they're either Spanish or Italian 388 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,865 Nah, I think they're Brazilian They were speaking Portuguese 389 00:31:43,969 --> 00:31:46,437 - You sure? - Confia em mim. 390 00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:50,168 My first job was delivering food at... 391 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:53,575 Brazilian This is huge 392 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:56,307 Hey, why are we not doing this at the station? 393 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,748 Sometimes a good cop's got to bend the rules so that laws don't get broken 394 00:31:59,852 --> 00:32:03,015 You know what I'm saying? I'm not afraid to live outside the law. 395 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:06,023 You living outside of your mind That's where you live 396 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:09,424 Well, the reports here say that the man driving was about 5'10" 397 00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:14,192 No No, no, no, no If that was a man, so am I 398 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:18,430 She looked like a model Tan, blondish hair 399 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,835 All right As I was saying It was a woman driving 400 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:26,674 - and she was driving a Mercedes... an Au... - No 401 00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:30,909 - Mm-mmm No, no, no - She was driving... Definitely you saw her driving 402 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:34,508 - a BMW? - Right 403 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:39,647 - Yeah, but not just a BMW It was a 760 - Mm-hmm 404 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:43,285 - But the engine sounded lighter - Light, yeah 405 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:47,354 Now, with that much torque, she had to have an inboard torsion damper system 406 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:51,334 with a push rod bell crank and double wishbone arrangement. 407 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,531 Wait a minute You shot her tire out, didn't you? 408 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,666 Yeah Standard OP 409 00:32:57,776 --> 00:32:59,744 - That's police jargon for... - But she kept on going 410 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:02,575 'cause she had run flats 411 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:07,812 Yeah, that's what I thought She had "runs" flats on 412 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,253 Armored tires They seal themselves with a gel when they're punctured 413 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:14,326 Now, they're good, but they only go for about 50 miles 414 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:17,725 So, if she wants to drive that car again, she's gonna have to get a new tire 415 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:22,733 And there's only one place to get that tire around here Lou's Garage in Secaucus 416 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:26,327 - What are we waiting for? Let's hit it Take my ride - All right 417 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:30,374 There's my baby, right there 418 00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:32,740 - This is your unmarked car? - We found her 419 00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:37,976 A Daewoo? Man, I know people I can't be seen in this thing 420 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:42,247 Tsk Open the door I don't wanna get Daewoo on my hands 421 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:50,417 Buckle up for safety, everybody Hard to do it with my holster on 422 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,157 Okay, we're good 423 00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:56,325 Good, wipers work 10:00 and 2:00 424 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:59,268 Mirrors work And here we go 425 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:02,204 Oh, damn 426 00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:04,935 - Whoa! Sheesh, man - Little ding Little ding 427 00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:08,411 - That's why you got bumpers - Can't you... What the hell? 428 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:11,574 - You trying to kill me? - I'm not a perfect driving robot 429 00:34:11,684 --> 00:34:15,085 - I know Oh! What are you doing? - Here comes Junior 430 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:18,816 - Here comes Junior - You can't... Oh, shit! Wait! Stop Stop Stop 431 00:34:18,924 --> 00:34:23,054 What the hell are you trying to do, a 78-point turn? 432 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:26,791 - Can you get us out of this spot? - Yes 433 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:28,434 Everyone just chill out Be real cool about it 434 00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:30,334 Everyone just chill out Be real cool about it 435 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:32,131 God... damn! 436 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,434 Now, I'm turning the wheel Turning the wheel 437 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:38,601 - Oh, my God! Wait Wait - Shh Everyone be cool 438 00:34:38,711 --> 00:34:40,838 No Stop 439 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:47,642 What? What? What do you... What do you want? 440 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:51,184 - What's the problem here? - Get over there 441 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:54,748 - I got... I got shotgun - Get your ass over there 442 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:57,488 You got insurance? 'Cause that's what I'm gonna need 443 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:01,555 Daggone whiplash You got a driver's license? 444 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,658 Let me get my belt on 445 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:08,206 Who the hell gave you a driver's license? That's what I wanna know 446 00:35:10,743 --> 00:35:13,371 Okay, after I show you this place, I'm gonna get my cab back? 447 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:15,379 - Deal. - 'Cause I don't really trust you. 448 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:20,282 Soon as I know this is the place, we'll go back to the station, I'll get your cab back. 449 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:26,057 - This is it? - Yep 450 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:29,127 If they gettin' that car fixed, they-they gotta come here 451 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:33,798 - So, what now? - We wait 452 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:58,982 You can open your eyes now I'm done 453 00:35:59,091 --> 00:36:02,549 You didn't see my nads, did you? 454 00:36:06,098 --> 00:36:09,932 Man 455 00:36:10,035 --> 00:36:14,233 So, you got guy problems, huh? Overheard you and your man on the phone 456 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:17,467 Want a little bit of wisdom from the man side? 457 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:20,739 I'll give it to you 458 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:24,145 Men are like cats, you know? 459 00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:26,376 Sure, we'll play with the ball of yarn 460 00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:29,943 unless you want us to play with the ball of yarn 461 00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:33,388 Trick is, hide the ball of yarn 462 00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:41,591 Don't hide it where you can't find it, you know? 463 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,498 "Hey, what's the ball of yarn doin' in the fridge?" 464 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:46,594 Whatever You know what I'm saying? 465 00:36:52,144 --> 00:36:54,772 You know, cops are supposed to talk to each other on stakeouts 466 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,575 It helps the mission go by faster 467 00:36:56,682 --> 00:37:00,140 - Would you please shut up? - Okay That's cool 468 00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:04,382 You wanna be quiet? That's cool No room for chitchat That's fine 469 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:07,617 I don't care I don't need... I don't need to talk 470 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,626 We'll just sit here in silence 471 00:37:13,165 --> 00:37:18,467 So, are you into cars, or... I mean, what got you into cars? 472 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:23,405 I mean, were you always into them? Did you just, like, stumble upon them? 473 00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:25,635 Damn My grandpa 474 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,679 - Okay? - Yeah 475 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,509 W-What? He loved driving, or... 476 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:35,747 Yeah He was a mechanic Taught me everything I know 477 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,618 We used to live next to a track 478 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,851 You used to go to the track all day? That's fun 479 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:45,157 No We didn't really go that much I mean, we went to a couple races 480 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:48,461 But mostly, we would just listen to the races together 481 00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:51,593 I could hear those cars. Hear those engines. 482 00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:54,831 I got good l-I got to the point where 483 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:58,000 I could tell who won the race without even seeing it 484 00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:01,739 - Yeah. Driving NASCAR. That's my dream. - Wow 485 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:06,648 Wait. Let me ask you something. Why would you take a taxi to a bank robbery? 486 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:08,879 I mean, I've never seen that 487 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:11,114 I got in a wreck in my last gig 488 00:38:11,223 --> 00:38:14,124 Bad guys got away My lieutenant flipped out 489 00:38:14,226 --> 00:38:17,389 Put me back on the beat No vehicle 490 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,657 Aw, man 491 00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:23,496 What makes it worse, me and my lieutenant used to date 492 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:26,571 - Yeah We went to Academy together - Okay 493 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:30,130 She got promoted I didn't 494 00:38:30,242 --> 00:38:32,710 You can cut the sexual tension with a knife 495 00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,246 Shh! Look 496 00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:43,186 There they are. 497 00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:46,416 Oh, man Yep That's her 498 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:48,425 That's her. 499 00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:54,321 - Party time - Hey So-So, what we gonna do now? 500 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:56,560 - I mean, we gonna call it in, right? - Call it in? 501 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,933 By the time we get backup, that soup will be cold We go in now, baby Now 502 00:39:12,985 --> 00:39:15,510 Shoot Oh, my God 503 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:19,351 Daewoo, please. I'm sorry. I take back everything I said. Start for me. 504 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:30,567 Hi Um, I'm not actually with him He's... 505 00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:46,714 - You okay? - Yeah 506 00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:50,219 Damn 507 00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:10,805 - What are they saying? - The redhead is saying she doesn't wanna kill a cop 508 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,537 If we just play it cool, then they'll leave us here tied up 509 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:16,637 Okay Okay I'll play it cool Play it real cool 510 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,740 Okay Hey, what was that wink for? 511 00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:23,947 - Shh Hey, trust me - No, no, no, no, no, man What was that about? 512 00:40:24,056 --> 00:40:25,580 - Shh Trust me Trust me - Trust you? 513 00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:28,352 - Yeah - Trust you? Hell no Uh-uh No way 514 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:30,758 No, no, no Uh-uh Hey Excuse me 515 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,353 - Excuse me 516 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:37,196 Excuse me Hey Excuse me Don't mean to interrupt 517 00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:39,395 He's gonna do something He just winked at me 518 00:40:39,504 --> 00:40:41,472 - What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with me? 519 00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:44,542 - Yeah - I got a problem gettin' shot Did you frisk him? 520 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:48,545 - Come on. - Frisk his ass again He got at least one more gun on him 521 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,877 - Cavity-search him - I do not I swear 522 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:54,975 He got a gun, and he's gonna use it He's crazy 523 00:40:55,087 --> 00:40:56,782 - Whose side are you on? - Mine 524 00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:04,058 Okay You wanna strip search? Huh? Is that what you want? Nothing up my sleeve here 525 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,687 You wanna check my shoes there? Ha! 526 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,288 Go! 527 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:17,241 All right, you're all under... 528 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:22,708 Man, you're more dangerous than they are 529 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,175 Hey What are you doing, man? 530 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:30,322 I'm evening the playing field 531 00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:31,254 I'm evening the playing field 532 00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:35,486 That's flammable gas They won't be able to shoot This whole place will blow 533 00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:39,496 Man, we still in this place, you jackass 534 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:41,429 Turn that off, and let's wait for the cops to come 535 00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:44,764 The real cops 536 00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:47,771 Oh, my G... 537 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:50,501 - Oh - Aw, man. 538 00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:55,706 You smell that, ladies? That's nitrous One shot and boom! 539 00:41:55,814 --> 00:42:01,343 Now, you wanna handle this hand to hand, man to... chick? 540 00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:04,718 Then we'll go home. 541 00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:06,950 Hello. Hello? 542 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,049 Ace Dumbtura, they're gone 543 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,592 They're gone 544 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:15,325 Stay down. Stay down. They're not there. 545 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:21,971 - Come on We gotta go - Oh, damn 546 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:24,405 This thing's jammed 547 00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:29,302 - Oh, man - Ohh 548 00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:31,814 Dumb ass 549 00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:40,924 You can't... You can't die from nitrous oxide can you? 550 00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:43,460 It's laughing gas, stupid 551 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:47,191 I hate you, man 552 00:42:47,299 --> 00:42:49,995 - What's that? - I hate your freakin' guts 553 00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:54,561 - Ow - You got to be the dumbest cop I've met 554 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:01,642 - We gotta go We gotta get out - Okay. 555 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:03,714 - We gotta get out - All right Okay Open the door 556 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:06,511 Open the door, man Move 557 00:43:09,221 --> 00:43:14,022 You're stupid All you had to do was turn the freakin' knob 558 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:18,323 Your car is on fire 559 00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:20,330 - No Come on - Daewoo can't take a little heat? 560 00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:23,663 Drop the weapon! 561 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,861 - Freeze! - Oh 562 00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,768 Okay. This does not look good. 563 00:43:27,872 --> 00:43:30,807 Here's the plan, all right? Okay, when he comes by... 564 00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:39,340 Or that Hey! Hey! Wait for me! Belle! Belle, wait up! 565 00:43:39,451 --> 00:43:43,387 They've gone around the back side of this building. We need to go. 566 00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:50,126 I tell you what we do. We go back to the station and search the files... 567 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:53,686 No, no... No Hell no We ain't goin' nowhere 568 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:57,598 You're comin' back to my house with me to tell my boyfriend where I was 569 00:43:57,702 --> 00:44:00,000 'Cause I had a man when I went to work today 570 00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:02,733 Okay That's the least I can do 571 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:07,141 Damn straight The most you could do would be to get my cab back 572 00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:11,204 You'll get your cab back when I catch these guys... girls, women 573 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:13,784 Not before 574 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:18,114 I'm getting a little seasick 575 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:25,728 Swallowed it 576 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:29,288 I don't know if this is gonna work, so just hurry up and show him your badge, okay? 577 00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:31,392 Because he's sensitive, and he is pissed off 578 00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:33,971 All right. I got your back right here. I owe you one. 579 00:44:34,072 --> 00:44:37,439 What the hell? 580 00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:39,669 Jesse Baby, you home? 581 00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:45,281 - Wait I can explain I was with this guy all night - Oh, really? 582 00:44:45,383 --> 00:44:48,216 Then go home with him, Belle I'm tired of hearing your apologies 583 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,221 First of all, don't take that tone with me I ain't apologizing 584 00:44:51,323 --> 00:44:53,848 Don't you be taking that tone I've been waiting here all night 585 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,927 Hey, hey, hey I got this I can handle this All right? 586 00:44:57,028 --> 00:45:01,328 I can totally handle this What's up, bro? How you doin', man? 587 00:45:01,433 --> 00:45:03,367 Yeah 588 00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:08,031 Here's the dilly, yo I know it seems weird your girl hanging out 589 00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:10,573 with the skinny, pretty good-looking white dude 590 00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:12,540 But, hey, I'm a cop 591 00:45:12,644 --> 00:45:15,112 The name's Detective Washburn 592 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:19,912 - At least let me explain - Oh, no Not again 593 00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:22,543 He's gonna give it back, right? 594 00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:28,625 What's that sound? 595 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:32,595 Blowtorch 596 00:45:32,697 --> 00:45:36,997 Blo-Blo... Blowtorch Hey, Jesse 597 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:39,468 Thank you Can I have my... 598 00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:42,165 - At least let me explain - Ow Man 599 00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:44,833 Damn! 600 00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:46,911 Man 601 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:51,415 - Always wanted a money clip - What the hell was that? 602 00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:54,974 - It was my badge - You know what? Fine 603 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,247 Forget it I'm just gonna let him cool off 604 00:45:57,355 --> 00:46:00,518 - Hey, wait up - I don't know you for seven hours, I lose my cab 605 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:03,093 my boyfriend and my apartment 606 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:05,094 - You battin' a thousand, you know? - Yeah 607 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:08,324 I mean, it's not enough you screw up your own life, huh? This your place? 608 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:09,934 No I figured we'd stop here, get something to eat 609 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:10,832 No I figured we'd stop here, get something to eat 610 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:14,132 You actually have a girlfriend? 611 00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:18,198 Ma! 612 00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:19,503 - Ma - Sweetheart 613 00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:23,377 I love you I love you I love you 614 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:25,711 Ma, I brought company 615 00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:27,216 - Oh. - Hi 616 00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:30,446 Nice catch Jungle fever 617 00:46:30,555 --> 00:46:34,286 - You know me - Excuse me. 618 00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:37,987 I'm not his girlfriend I ain't even his friend 619 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:43,667 Mom, uh, Belle here is a cabdriver 620 00:46:43,768 --> 00:46:45,702 and she witnessed a bank robbery... 621 00:46:45,804 --> 00:46:49,638 - She needs a place to stay - Get in here! Come in 622 00:46:49,741 --> 00:46:52,835 Come in 623 00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:59,176 Oh, you must be starving 624 00:46:59,284 --> 00:47:04,916 I have got the number of a joint 625 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:07,924 that makes a General Tso's chicken... 626 00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:12,725 It'll knock you on your goddamn ass. 627 00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:15,629 - Whoo! - Your mom's drunk, huh? 628 00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:18,497 Always 629 00:47:22,207 --> 00:47:26,880 Where's my Daewoo? 630 00:47:28,048 --> 00:47:29,982 Andy... 631 00:47:30,084 --> 00:47:31,517 - did you do something to my car? - Don't 632 00:47:31,618 --> 00:47:35,076 - You busted - Andy 633 00:47:35,189 --> 00:47:39,250 Look at me, darling You didn't drive through another bodega, did you? 634 00:47:39,359 --> 00:47:42,157 - That was you? - What? What? 635 00:47:42,262 --> 00:47:45,925 That was you on the cover of the post. 636 00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:48,331 - You killed that parrot - No 637 00:47:48,435 --> 00:47:50,960 Mom, what'd I tell you about talking official police business, all right? 638 00:47:51,071 --> 00:47:55,508 - Sorry - He had the mustache I didn't recognize you at first 639 00:47:55,609 --> 00:47:59,545 See... They took his license away 640 00:47:59,646 --> 00:48:02,046 There was the third car that he totaled He even wrecked 641 00:48:02,149 --> 00:48:04,982 one of those big armored machines, you know, with the battering ram? 642 00:48:05,085 --> 00:48:07,451 Who the hell gave him one of those? 643 00:48:07,554 --> 00:48:12,457 He just mowed down three mailboxes like that That's a federal offense 644 00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:18,361 - Mom - Well, Andy is not a really strong driver 645 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:20,990 See, he had a really bad experience when, uh... 646 00:48:21,101 --> 00:48:22,830 he had his first driving lesson 647 00:48:22,936 --> 00:48:24,836 Driving lesson? You call that a driving lesson? 648 00:48:24,938 --> 00:48:28,066 - Mmm Yes - Dad let go of the wheel and said 649 00:48:28,175 --> 00:48:30,040 "You better steer or else you're going to kill the whole family" 650 00:48:30,144 --> 00:48:32,135 Yeah It was good for you 651 00:48:32,246 --> 00:48:34,214 - We were going 90 I was six - That's right 652 00:48:34,314 --> 00:48:37,374 - And that's the way he taught you to swim - I can't swim either 653 00:48:37,484 --> 00:48:41,011 - Well... - Can we drop it? 654 00:48:41,121 --> 00:48:44,818 - Okay Sure - Okay, Mom Lock it 655 00:48:44,925 --> 00:48:47,553 Down your... Down your brassiere it goes 656 00:48:50,664 --> 00:48:56,193 Oh Mommy's getting the spins 657 00:48:56,303 --> 00:48:59,670 Whoo. That's it for me. 658 00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:02,003 - That's it - That's it for the kid. 659 00:49:02,109 --> 00:49:05,772 Why don't you... Take good care of this little girl 660 00:49:05,879 --> 00:49:08,177 - Daddy will be so proud of you - Mommy Thank you Come on 661 00:49:08,282 --> 00:49:10,273 - Good night, sweetheart - Good night, Mom 662 00:49:10,384 --> 00:49:12,284 - Nice to meet you. - Oh, nice to meet you too 663 00:49:12,386 --> 00:49:15,685 - Yes Yes - Oh, she'll be back 664 00:49:15,789 --> 00:49:18,053 - Where's my-my drink? - There it is 665 00:49:18,158 --> 00:49:21,525 Don't forget that. Mom, the bedroom's that way. 666 00:49:21,628 --> 00:49:26,292 - Okay, sweetheart - Or are you just getting the blender? 667 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:31,030 - Oh, yeah - That's a... That's a 38-ounce blender 668 00:49:32,706 --> 00:49:34,606 You know, it is getting late 669 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:36,903 Do you wanna just crash at my place until your dude cools off? 670 00:49:37,010 --> 00:49:38,102 Like I have a choice 671 00:49:47,631 --> 00:49:51,465 Tsk Stop playing You live next door to your moms? 672 00:49:51,568 --> 00:49:54,264 Makes her feel safe 673 00:49:54,371 --> 00:49:57,374 She must not've seen you in action, huh? 674 00:49:57,374 --> 00:49:59,342 She must not've seen you in action, huh? 675 00:50:01,411 --> 00:50:05,438 Oh, God, it feels good to lay down. 676 00:50:12,790 --> 00:50:14,558 Good night 677 00:50:14,558 --> 00:50:15,855 Good night 678 00:50:15,959 --> 00:50:20,396 What kind of grown-ass man lives 10 feet away from his mama? 679 00:50:20,497 --> 00:50:23,466 I wouldn't talk so much 680 00:50:23,567 --> 00:50:26,536 Isabelle "Precious" Williams 681 00:50:26,637 --> 00:50:30,095 - Who told you about my name? - It's in your record 682 00:50:30,207 --> 00:50:32,732 Precious My Precious 683 00:50:32,843 --> 00:50:37,041 Go ahead Say it again Say it again, see what happens I dare you 684 00:50:47,391 --> 00:50:49,859 Precious 685 00:50:59,736 --> 00:51:02,296 Hey, you know, I was just thinking I remembered something 686 00:51:02,406 --> 00:51:07,366 The girls kept saying over and over again to each other, "Nice 'dua rateeraros." 687 00:51:10,113 --> 00:51:12,138 Mais duas retiradas? 688 00:51:12,249 --> 00:51:14,149 Yeah That's what they said 689 00:51:14,251 --> 00:51:17,709 That means, "Two more withdrawals" 690 00:51:17,821 --> 00:51:20,847 I want five cars on 14th and Broadway waitin', and I want 'em now 691 00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:25,383 - Hey, I've made a major break... - Get out 692 00:51:25,489 --> 00:51:27,616 - I made a major break in the case - Oh, really? 693 00:51:27,725 --> 00:51:30,694 Does that explain why they found a car registered to your mom 694 00:51:30,794 --> 00:51:32,887 - on fire in front of a shot-up... - That's not important right now 695 00:51:32,996 --> 00:51:35,294 - What's important is they're gonna rob another bank - First Financial 696 00:51:35,399 --> 00:51:39,426 at Leonard and Church and they hit two minutes ago and they're still inside 697 00:51:39,536 --> 00:51:41,527 So, I am busy Now, sit down and shut up 698 00:51:43,173 --> 00:51:46,142 Damn, man 699 00:51:46,243 --> 00:51:49,770 Car 10-70. Suspects are still in the bank. 700 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,316 - How would you like me to proceed? Over. - Backup units are on their way 701 00:51:53,417 --> 00:51:57,080 - Do not let them leave. - I don't think that's sexual tension between you two 702 00:51:57,187 --> 00:52:01,089 I think that is genuine tension Like, she-gonna-fire-your-ass tension 703 00:52:01,191 --> 00:52:03,489 I can't stand this You know what's gonna happen? 704 00:52:03,594 --> 00:52:06,324 They're gonna catch them, and we're gonna miss the whole thing 705 00:52:06,430 --> 00:52:10,958 - Please Ain't no cop gonna catch that woman - Oh, yeah, and you can, right? 706 00:52:11,068 --> 00:52:14,629 If I had my taxi 707 00:52:14,738 --> 00:52:16,729 Right away. 708 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,900 And keep me informed. 709 00:52:20,010 --> 00:52:23,275 Let's take a walk 710 00:52:29,486 --> 00:52:33,047 Find Washburn Now 711 00:52:34,091 --> 00:52:37,026 Eddie B 712 00:52:37,127 --> 00:52:38,754 "Washtub" 713 00:52:38,862 --> 00:52:41,126 Hey, uh, I'm gonna need your help, man I gotta get the... 714 00:52:41,231 --> 00:52:43,426 - The Crown Vic - Crown Vic 715 00:52:43,534 --> 00:52:46,196 Here All I need are the signatures of the two officers, man 716 00:52:46,303 --> 00:52:49,932 Two Perfect One, two You know Lieutenant Williams, right? 717 00:52:51,542 --> 00:52:54,443 - Uh... - Williams from SWAT? 718 00:52:54,545 --> 00:52:57,480 - Oh Oh - She's a jujitsu master 719 00:52:57,581 --> 00:52:59,446 Really? 720 00:52:59,550 --> 00:53:01,950 She has her own dojo 721 00:53:02,052 --> 00:53:03,952 - Oh Wow - You have any flyers? 722 00:53:04,054 --> 00:53:06,989 No Sure don't 723 00:53:07,090 --> 00:53:09,217 - Okay - Oh, man 724 00:53:09,326 --> 00:53:11,317 You gotta Friendster me, man I want a flyer 725 00:53:11,428 --> 00:53:13,487 - Hey, man Got the, uh... - Here you go 726 00:53:13,597 --> 00:53:16,657 Aha Thanks, man 727 00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:26,005 Hold it right there. 728 00:53:33,150 --> 00:53:35,812 Shots fired Shots fired! Officer needs assistance 729 00:53:35,919 --> 00:53:39,821 Suspects are headed north on Third Avenue towards the Queensboro Bridge. 730 00:53:39,923 --> 00:53:41,891 What? 731 00:53:41,992 --> 00:53:44,426 What are you doin'? We're gonna lose her Come on Run lights 732 00:53:44,528 --> 00:53:46,519 - What are you doin'? - Why would you take the East Side? 733 00:53:46,630 --> 00:53:48,996 The Queensboro would be a parking lot 734 00:53:49,099 --> 00:53:50,930 Oh, you bein' slick You headin' west 735 00:53:52,803 --> 00:53:55,237 You're drivin'the speed limit, okay? You're driving the speed limit. 736 00:53:55,339 --> 00:53:57,569 - We're not gonna catch... - Oh, you think you slick, don't you? 737 00:53:57,674 --> 00:54:01,337 You know 68th'll be gridlocked 'cause Hunter College's semesterjust started. 738 00:54:02,579 --> 00:54:04,570 Unless you gonna drive through the damn school. 739 00:54:06,116 --> 00:54:09,745 Of course She gonna take Fifth Hell, yeah 740 00:54:09,853 --> 00:54:12,413 There's plenty of room to maneuver down the Museum Mile... 741 00:54:12,523 --> 00:54:16,459 and I know your crazy ass ain't scared to get up on that sidewalk 742 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,791 That's what I would do 743 00:54:19,897 --> 00:54:21,865 Now, if I'm right... 744 00:54:21,965 --> 00:54:24,126 which I believe I am... 745 00:54:24,234 --> 00:54:26,099 she gonna come out right 746 00:54:26,203 --> 00:54:28,603 about here! 747 00:54:29,806 --> 00:54:30,864 Oh! 748 00:54:33,076 --> 00:54:33,770 Ooh! 749 00:54:37,147 --> 00:54:39,240 - Ooh! - Come on Let's go! Get her! 750 00:54:59,703 --> 00:55:02,729 I told you... too much torque, grandma! 751 00:55:07,711 --> 00:55:08,973 Watch this 752 00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,977 Whoo! 753 00:55:19,856 --> 00:55:22,950 Pull over! Police! 754 00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:24,994 Pull over the car! Pull over right now! 755 00:55:25,095 --> 00:55:28,587 - What? - My badge 756 00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:32,460 Now, pull over This means something 757 00:55:33,570 --> 00:55:35,470 It's your last chance. Come on. 758 00:55:42,379 --> 00:55:44,677 Okay You tryin' to dent me? Not gonna happen 759 00:55:56,126 --> 00:55:58,287 Damn 760 00:56:08,972 --> 00:56:09,529 Whoa! 761 00:56:11,908 --> 00:56:14,399 We're gonna kaboom... 762 00:56:23,453 --> 00:56:25,387 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 763 00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:32,360 Ha-ha! 764 00:56:32,462 --> 00:56:34,589 Whoo! 765 00:56:52,849 --> 00:56:54,248 - Oh... - Shit 766 00:56:59,389 --> 00:57:02,119 Ah! 767 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,100 Aw 768 00:57:12,202 --> 00:57:16,229 Damn I was on her ass too 769 00:57:19,910 --> 00:57:21,639 Let me just... 770 00:58:26,443 --> 00:58:28,843 No B.M. W.'s have come through here. 771 00:58:28,945 --> 00:58:31,641 A red BMW cannot disappear twice 772 00:58:31,748 --> 00:58:34,546 Uh, I got a blue Beemer on Morningside Avenue 773 00:58:34,651 --> 00:58:37,711 Good I'll take it 774 00:58:51,501 --> 00:58:54,231 Uh... License and registration? 775 00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:05,080 I'm gonna need you to pop the trunk for me 776 00:59:16,159 --> 00:59:18,650 I gotta open it myself It's busted 777 00:59:18,762 --> 00:59:21,253 Shit 778 00:59:25,635 --> 00:59:28,263 Uh, pardon me, miss 779 00:59:34,277 --> 00:59:36,177 Thank you 780 00:59:40,650 --> 00:59:43,448 Uh, could you open the case? 781 00:59:45,121 --> 00:59:47,089 Sure 782 00:59:50,493 --> 00:59:52,461 Here 783 00:59:57,100 --> 01:00:00,934 You ladies have a nice day 784 01:00:01,037 --> 01:00:05,133 Miss Williams, give me your license I'm taking it away from you 785 01:00:05,242 --> 01:00:07,142 - What? - You heard me 786 01:00:07,244 --> 01:00:09,769 You're not driving a taxi again Let's go 787 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,110 But I made her pursue that car 788 01:00:12,215 --> 01:00:14,376 - Really? - Hello? 789 01:00:14,484 --> 01:00:18,614 Well, her taxicab is in violation of 27 vehicle codes 790 01:00:18,722 --> 01:00:20,622 Did you make her do that too? 791 01:00:22,225 --> 01:00:25,752 Yeah Yeah, I did 792 01:00:25,862 --> 01:00:29,730 - I, uh, ordered the modifications top to bottom - Top to bottom 793 01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:31,824 - Weeks ago - Mmm 794 01:00:33,637 --> 01:00:36,105 So there 795 01:00:36,206 --> 01:00:38,470 What kind of car is it? 796 01:00:39,576 --> 01:00:43,569 - Ford - Ford What model? 797 01:00:45,715 --> 01:00:49,116 Crown... Crown... Vic... 798 01:00:49,219 --> 01:00:51,483 - Ner-r-rvous... - Excuse me? 799 01:00:53,590 --> 01:00:56,320 "Roundville" 800 01:00:56,426 --> 01:00:59,418 You're an idiot Give me... Give me the license 801 01:00:59,529 --> 01:01:03,021 - Crown Victoria - I don't know what that means 802 01:01:04,567 --> 01:01:06,694 Come on 803 01:01:06,803 --> 01:01:08,600 - Give... - Well, but, see, it looks... It's the picture... 804 01:01:08,705 --> 01:01:11,105 - It's actually a nice... - Marta... 805 01:01:11,207 --> 01:01:13,971 - "Lieutenant" - All she's tryin' to do is help, okay? Just do something? 806 01:01:14,077 --> 01:01:17,569 - No - I stopped three BMW's this morning 807 01:01:17,681 --> 01:01:20,844 Let's take Miss Williams down so she can hear the officer's testimony Let's go 808 01:01:20,951 --> 01:01:23,852 Let's go 809 01:01:23,954 --> 01:01:25,854 - Let's go - Blue Beemer. 810 01:01:25,956 --> 01:01:28,982 - This chick didn't even know how to open the trunk - Chick? 811 01:01:29,092 --> 01:01:31,822 - What chick? - The driver 812 01:01:31,928 --> 01:01:34,522 Boy, she was a foxy little... 813 01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:39,005 - Four women, and there was no money in the car. I searched it. - It's definitely possible 814 01:01:39,110 --> 01:01:41,237 - There's all kinds of paint... - What are you two talking about? 815 01:01:41,346 --> 01:01:42,914 Of course It's a red BMW You might as well drive a ice cream truck 816 01:01:42,914 --> 01:01:46,873 Of course It's a red BMW You might as well drive a ice cream truck 817 01:01:46,985 --> 01:01:50,250 The girls drove a BMW, so that's what we look for Then they change it 818 01:01:50,355 --> 01:01:53,324 Wait a minute You're saying that all four robbers are women? 819 01:01:53,424 --> 01:01:54,652 - Yeah - And you saw them? 820 01:01:56,409 --> 01:01:57,774 Yeah Last night 821 01:01:57,877 --> 01:02:01,779 Damn it! When exactly were you gonna share this information with the FBI, Washburn? 822 01:02:01,881 --> 01:02:04,782 - I tried to tell... I tried to tell you this morn... - Shut up 823 01:02:06,385 --> 01:02:08,785 Officer Preston, come with me Let's go 824 01:02:08,888 --> 01:02:11,652 You're fired You're not suspended 825 01:02:11,758 --> 01:02:13,988 You're not on temporary leave You're fired 826 01:02:14,093 --> 01:02:17,688 Miss Williams, I'm giving this back to you with a warning. 827 01:02:17,797 --> 01:02:21,358 If I catch you driving that thing in my city again, it is mine 828 01:02:21,467 --> 01:02:24,095 Andy, as a friend, I'm sorry 829 01:02:24,203 --> 01:02:26,000 - I tried this morning I went into... - Shh Andy 830 01:02:26,105 --> 01:02:29,165 You've left me no choice Now, give me your badge 831 01:02:40,553 --> 01:02:43,283 What... 832 01:02:48,928 --> 01:02:50,896 Whew 833 01:02:53,399 --> 01:02:56,334 Hey, wanna share a cab? 834 01:02:57,937 --> 01:03:00,531 - Yeah - Okay 835 01:03:05,945 --> 01:03:07,845 Turn over 836 01:03:07,947 --> 01:03:09,915 What? What? What? 837 01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:19,424 - All I ever wanted to do was just be a cop, you know? 838 01:03:19,525 --> 01:03:22,585 I wanted to be like my dad, you know? My dad was a cop 839 01:03:22,695 --> 01:03:25,323 You know, I let him down 840 01:03:25,431 --> 01:03:28,366 I let you down You're screwed You can't drive this anymore 841 01:03:28,467 --> 01:03:31,903 She did not say that She said not to let the cops catch me 842 01:03:34,473 --> 01:03:36,998 I can see why you like that lieutenant She feisty 843 01:03:37,109 --> 01:03:39,077 You like us feisty girls, don't you? 844 01:03:39,178 --> 01:03:41,078 So what's up? You gonna give that another shot? 845 01:03:42,181 --> 01:03:44,081 Give it another shot? She fired me 846 01:03:44,183 --> 01:03:47,710 So? Redeem yourself Catch these thieves 847 01:03:49,388 --> 01:03:51,913 Try and start this for me, please 848 01:03:58,898 --> 01:04:01,059 Come on, baby Come on 849 01:04:01,167 --> 01:04:04,625 Come on That's... Yeah! Life! 850 01:04:04,737 --> 01:04:09,538 Woo-hoo-hoo Wanna take it for a spin? 851 01:04:09,642 --> 01:04:13,476 - Oh, no-no-no No, I'm... No, thanks - Come on You need the practice 852 01:04:13,579 --> 01:04:16,707 No I drive fine, and I don't wanna... I'm not in the mood for a driving lesson 853 01:04:16,816 --> 01:04:18,875 Who said anything about a drivin' lesson? 854 01:04:18,985 --> 01:04:22,944 It's just me in the passenger seat and you drivin' 855 01:04:23,055 --> 01:04:25,319 It's not a driving lesson? 856 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:31,558 Okay All right All right, buckle up your safety belts, kids 857 01:04:31,664 --> 01:04:33,825 - All right - Here comes Washburn 858 01:04:33,933 --> 01:04:35,833 Just a... 859 01:04:35,935 --> 01:04:39,132 Just a leisurely stroll through the evening And here we go 860 01:04:39,238 --> 01:04:41,763 Whoa, engine's started My bad Uh, okay 861 01:04:41,874 --> 01:04:44,968 Turn... Light's here Good We have drive, drive two... which is good, because 862 01:04:45,077 --> 01:04:48,171 - in case you need the second... the sequel... to drive - Just chill out and drive, man 863 01:04:48,281 --> 01:04:50,749 Come on, now You just gotta relaxJust... 864 01:04:50,850 --> 01:04:54,342 Come on Let's relaxJust... 865 01:04:57,523 --> 01:05:00,117 Y-Yea-a-ah 866 01:05:01,227 --> 01:05:03,127 I said relax, not hyperventilate 867 01:05:03,229 --> 01:05:05,129 Don't... What you... 868 01:05:05,231 --> 01:05:08,598 Look how tight you grippin' the steering wheel Damn 869 01:05:08,701 --> 01:05:10,601 I'm tryin' to get in my mode here, all right? 870 01:05:10,703 --> 01:05:14,639 - I'm tryin' to get in the game - Why don't you let the game come to you? 871 01:05:14,740 --> 01:05:18,107 Dag See, that's your problem You try too hard 872 01:05:18,210 --> 01:05:22,237 You always overthink things You be kickin' down doors that's already open 873 01:05:22,348 --> 01:05:26,910 You always tryin' to impress somebody: Me, your dad, your ex 874 01:05:27,019 --> 01:05:31,649 Come on, now If you ever gonna learn how to drive, we gotta play to your strengths 875 01:05:31,757 --> 01:05:33,657 and thinkin' ain't one of'em 876 01:05:33,759 --> 01:05:35,954 So, don't think 877 01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:38,895 - Don't think Don't think - Don't think No 878 01:05:38,998 --> 01:05:42,934 - Mm-mmm - Just clear your mind Relax 879 01:05:43,035 --> 01:05:45,435 - Okay Relax - Listen to some music 880 01:05:45,538 --> 01:05:50,305 - Oh, yeah! 881 01:05:50,409 --> 01:05:53,708 - In the face! - Oh, hell no Hell, no 882 01:05:53,813 --> 01:05:55,713 - No, man - That was pretty good 883 01:05:55,815 --> 01:05:58,909 - Hey, No, no! I like this one Oh, yeah Wait, wait 884 01:05:59,018 --> 01:06:00,918 - Natalie Cole, this one Yeah - What you know about that? 885 01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:03,784 That's one of my favorites I love this one This one, I used to... 886 01:06:03,889 --> 01:06:06,858 Just a little kid, man, I used to sing it in my mirror in my bedroom 887 01:06:06,959 --> 01:06:09,223 - All right - I mean, I was, you know... you know... 888 01:06:09,328 --> 01:06:12,388 - Hey Whatever works for you - under supervision and everything like that 889 01:06:12,498 --> 01:06:15,092 - Go ahead and sing Sing along to it - Oh, you don't want me singin' 890 01:06:15,201 --> 01:06:18,693 - Aw, come on Sing Sing the song! 891 01:06:28,481 --> 01:06:33,111 - Okay All right There you go There you go! 892 01:06:33,219 --> 01:06:35,517 - All right, now, put it in drive - Okay 893 01:06:38,324 --> 01:06:40,224 Who said stop singin'? Sing 894 01:06:40,326 --> 01:06:43,352 - Sing the song Sing the damn song 895 01:06:43,462 --> 01:06:45,521 - There we go 896 01:06:45,631 --> 01:06:47,531 - Shoulders down 897 01:06:47,633 --> 01:06:50,295 Just relax Yeah There you go 898 01:06:55,374 --> 01:06:59,902 - You got it! You got it, man! 899 01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:17,925 - Whoo! - Hold on to the wheel There you go 900 01:07:18,030 --> 01:07:20,191 Thank you so much. 901 01:07:20,299 --> 01:07:22,199 Oh, dude, you're drivin; 902 01:07:27,740 --> 01:07:30,766 Um, waitJesse, baby, please Just stop buggin' for two minutes 903 01:07:30,876 --> 01:07:33,811 - Let me just explain what's... - Shh, shh You okay, B? I been worried sick 904 01:07:33,913 --> 01:07:37,440 - Yeah - Come on, girl 905 01:07:37,550 --> 01:07:40,747 Um, baby, what are you doin' here? 906 01:07:40,853 --> 01:07:46,189 You left your phone here. He called, and I explained everything to him. And... 907 01:07:46,292 --> 01:07:49,090 Belle, he's a dream 908 01:07:49,195 --> 01:07:52,187 - So, you're not mad at me no more? - How could I be mad at you? 909 01:07:52,298 --> 01:07:54,198 - You was mad at me - I wasn't that mad 910 01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:57,633 - Come here - Ohhh - I... mmm 911 01:07:57,736 --> 01:07:59,761 - Well, I missed you Mmm - I missed you too, baby 912 01:07:59,872 --> 01:08:03,137 - Oh. - Oh, my 913 01:08:04,944 --> 01:08:07,845 - This is like watching pay-per-view - Mother! 914 01:08:07,947 --> 01:08:10,711 Ooh 915 01:08:10,816 --> 01:08:13,046 Mom, clear your throat 916 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:16,518 - Uh, hi. - Hi 917 01:08:16,622 --> 01:08:19,614 - Come on Let's go home - Oh, no, no, no You're not going anywhere 918 01:08:19,725 --> 01:08:21,693 - I made dinner - No, you didn't 919 01:08:21,794 --> 01:08:25,628 No, I didn't But, I made margaritas 920 01:08:25,998 --> 01:08:28,660 We can order Oh, boy, can we order 921 01:08:28,767 --> 01:08:32,669 All right, look, let's be logical about this. Let's go through the story one more time. 922 01:08:32,771 --> 01:08:34,966 - Yeah - Okeydoke. B.M. W. Pulls out in front, right? 923 01:08:35,074 --> 01:08:38,566 Well, see, that's the amazing thing right there... getting a parking space in Manhattan. 924 01:08:39,712 --> 01:08:41,577 YeahJesse's totally right Wait a sec 925 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:46,413 How do you get a parkin' space in front of a bank two days in a row? In Manhattan? 926 01:08:46,519 --> 01:08:49,511 Yeah, 'cause the only places I ever find are no-parkin' zones: 927 01:08:49,622 --> 01:08:52,989 Loadin' zones, hospitals or streets that are "no parking" for, uh... 928 01:08:59,498 --> 01:09:00,499 - Garbage day - Yeah 929 01:09:00,499 --> 01:09:01,397 - Garbage day - Yeah 930 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:05,334 - The whole side of the street is a no-parkin' zone - Course! 931 01:09:05,437 --> 01:09:09,601 So, they rob the bank early in the morning, then they put the cash in the garbage can. 932 01:09:09,708 --> 01:09:12,609 We chase the Beemer The garbage truck 933 01:09:12,711 --> 01:09:15,236 picks up the cash, and they meet up later on 934 01:09:15,347 --> 01:09:18,043 So even if you do catch 'em, that's why they ain't got the money on 'em 935 01:09:18,150 --> 01:09:20,846 The only thing they need to pull it off is a garbage man 936 01:09:20,953 --> 01:09:23,421 - We gotta find that garbage man - Okay 937 01:09:23,522 --> 01:09:25,456 - Bye, Mom - Hold on. Where you goin'? 938 01:09:25,558 --> 01:09:27,617 Bye, baby 939 01:09:27,726 --> 01:09:30,524 Wait, wait! Yo, whoa! Yo, what do you want me to do with this? 940 01:09:32,565 --> 01:09:36,433 We can't wait till the morning The FBI may have already caught them by then 941 01:09:36,535 --> 01:09:39,595 I mean... You know what I mean Just keep a lookout 942 01:09:42,308 --> 01:09:44,208 Hurry up 943 01:09:47,446 --> 01:09:49,937 Voilà! 944 01:09:50,049 --> 01:09:54,076 Wait, wait, wait You don't think they have an alarm? 945 01:09:54,186 --> 01:09:57,087 Come on It's not Fort Knox It's the Department of Sanitation 946 01:09:57,189 --> 01:10:00,352 Ooh Shh! Quiet down 947 01:10:00,459 --> 01:10:02,893 Plan "B" Plan "B" Plan "B" 948 01:10:06,899 --> 01:10:09,459 Police We heard the alarm 949 01:10:09,568 --> 01:10:11,763 - What's... What's goin' on here? Everything cool? - You all right? 950 01:10:11,870 --> 01:10:15,397 - Officer, uh, uh, Mullins This is Officer... - Goodsnatch 951 01:10:15,507 --> 01:10:20,308 Hello, what do we have here? Uh-oh, obvious "B and E" Perps might be still inside 952 01:10:20,412 --> 01:10:23,142 - Way to stay cool, dude Way to stay cool - Yeah Look! 953 01:10:23,249 --> 01:10:25,740 They even left their lock picks 954 01:10:25,851 --> 01:10:29,082 Surely they got prints on these 955 01:10:29,188 --> 01:10:32,749 - Gotta... Gotta tag these What's your name, sir? - Verne 956 01:10:32,858 --> 01:10:34,758 - Earn? - Verne! 957 01:10:34,860 --> 01:10:37,158 - Yeah Bern, where's the nearest... - Verne! 958 01:10:37,263 --> 01:10:38,855 - Verne? - Verne 959 01:10:38,964 --> 01:10:40,522 Verne Where's the nearest computer, Verne? 960 01:10:41,745 --> 01:10:44,213 The computers are inside Follow me 961 01:10:44,314 --> 01:10:46,578 All right. We find out who works 36th Street... 962 01:10:46,717 --> 01:10:48,810 From Third to Broadway on Wednesday... 963 01:10:48,919 --> 01:10:52,252 Leonard and Church on Thursday, bang, we got our garbage man 964 01:10:52,356 --> 01:10:53,757 Okay. "personnel, '" "Routes';! Here we go. 965 01:10:53,757 --> 01:10:55,156 Okay. "personnel, '" "Routes';! Here we go. 966 01:10:55,259 --> 01:10:58,660 "Routes" All right "36th," "Wednesday," 967 01:10:58,762 --> 01:11:02,220 - Boom, there we go We got our man - "Anthony Scalia" 968 01:11:02,332 --> 01:11:04,401 Yep Same garbage man got both routes You see that? 969 01:11:04,401 --> 01:11:05,265 Yep Same garbage man got both routes You see that? 970 01:11:05,369 --> 01:11:07,963 "Three East 117th Street, Apartment 4R. '" Yeah. Boom. Let's go. 971 01:11:11,210 --> 01:11:13,974 I'm getting used to your driving 972 01:11:25,425 --> 01:11:27,120 Okay. Here's the plan. 973 01:11:27,226 --> 01:11:30,127 - I'm gonna need you to boost me up to that fire escape... - Cable! 974 01:11:37,604 --> 01:11:40,072 Mr Scalia, it's the police Open up! 975 01:11:50,650 --> 01:11:53,483 Thanks Stay back 976 01:12:01,127 --> 01:12:03,027 Damn 977 01:12:03,129 --> 01:12:03,823 Hello? 978 01:12:09,936 --> 01:12:12,370 Shh 979 01:12:12,472 --> 01:12:15,600 One last pickup, then you are free 980 01:12:15,708 --> 01:12:18,973 You bring us the cash again 981 01:12:19,078 --> 01:12:21,342 then, hey... we let you go 982 01:12:21,447 --> 01:12:24,314 We... We let your wife go 983 01:12:24,417 --> 01:12:27,250 After I bring you the money, how do I know what will happen then? 984 01:12:27,353 --> 01:12:30,254 You don't 985 01:12:30,356 --> 01:12:34,554 But if you go to the police, you do know what will happen 986 01:12:34,661 --> 01:12:36,561 Huh? 987 01:12:47,407 --> 01:12:49,637 - So, that's the best way, over here - Mm-hmm 988 01:12:49,742 --> 01:12:52,210 We get in from here, and, uh 989 01:12:52,311 --> 01:12:55,644 I think the best way out is coming from here so we can make it faster 990 01:13:02,155 --> 01:13:05,215 Your car, sir 991 01:13:05,324 --> 01:13:07,519 Okay, girls. Time to go. 992 01:13:10,496 --> 01:13:16,196 Don't transfer me again I need the route of Anthony Scalia, okay? It's an emergency Now! 993 01:13:16,302 --> 01:13:21,001 Look It was on the fridge He works midtown today, then he's off for two weeks 994 01:13:21,107 --> 01:13:23,769 - Oh, my God It's gotta be today - Yep 995 01:13:23,876 --> 01:13:27,869 Get me Lieutenant Robbins This is Washburn Marta... Lieutenant, look... 996 01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:31,074 Whatever you're gonna say, I don't wanna get into this right now. I'm busy. 997 01:13:31,184 --> 01:13:35,245 - I got FBI all over my ass - L-Lieutenant, with all due respect... 998 01:13:35,354 --> 01:13:38,619 - I just can't hear you right... - Shut up, Marta! 999 01:13:38,725 --> 01:13:41,626 Now, look, they're usin' garbage trucks to get the money out, okay? 1000 01:13:41,728 --> 01:13:43,628 Both robberies were on the same garbage man's route 1001 01:13:43,730 --> 01:13:47,393 We went to his house There's gonna be another robbery this morning 1002 01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:50,594 I know I'm a hundred percent sure Please trust me, will you? 1003 01:13:52,305 --> 01:13:54,205 - What bank? - It's gonna happen 1004 01:13:54,307 --> 01:13:57,208 somewhere between 23rd and 34th, east of Fifth 1005 01:14:05,218 --> 01:14:08,984 Down! Down! Everybody down! 1006 01:14:09,088 --> 01:14:11,386 If I see anybody's eyes, I shoot. 1007 01:14:12,992 --> 01:14:15,426 You! On the ground Go 1008 01:14:18,865 --> 01:14:20,765 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa Pull over Stop, stop 1009 01:14:22,068 --> 01:14:24,832 Pull over 1010 01:14:40,586 --> 01:14:43,487 One squad car? 1011 01:14:43,589 --> 01:14:47,218 She didn't believe me 1012 01:14:49,328 --> 01:14:52,729 So? So, what we gonna do? 1013 01:15:04,777 --> 01:15:06,677 Fall back. Halt! 1014 01:15:09,215 --> 01:15:12,981 - Hey, grab somebody - Drop your weapons and step out of the car! 1015 01:15:25,765 --> 01:15:27,665 On the ground! Now! 1016 01:15:27,767 --> 01:15:32,329 In this skirt? I don't think so 1017 01:15:43,683 --> 01:15:48,711 Now, I'm going to drive away. And if I see any cops, the kid dies. 1018 01:15:48,821 --> 01:15:52,052 - Okay, girls. Let's go. - Wait Wait, wait, wait 1019 01:15:53,192 --> 01:15:55,217 Okay? 1020 01:15:56,329 --> 01:15:58,763 Can't let you take him 1021 01:15:58,865 --> 01:16:00,730 - Look, take me Okay? - Robbins 1022 01:16:02,602 --> 01:16:05,264 - Marta - It's okay 1023 01:16:11,277 --> 01:16:15,008 Okay Come here 1024 01:16:15,114 --> 01:16:16,911 Get over here! 1025 01:16:17,016 --> 01:16:20,179 Spread 'em Let's make sure you're not wearing a wire 1026 01:16:32,198 --> 01:16:34,428 Turn around 1027 01:16:34,533 --> 01:16:36,694 Damn 1028 01:16:51,884 --> 01:16:55,615 Oh, Jesus Would you take me too? 1029 01:16:57,390 --> 01:17:00,120 Okay Get in the car 1030 01:17:00,226 --> 01:17:02,786 - Come on Come on - Thanks 1031 01:17:04,664 --> 01:17:07,394 Any cops follow me, she dies. 1032 01:17:09,201 --> 01:17:11,169 Belle, we gotta do somethin' 1033 01:17:15,574 --> 01:17:18,941 All units, all units. Be on the lookout for a blue B.M. W... 1034 01:17:19,045 --> 01:17:20,569 headed north on Park Avenue 1035 01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:23,410 This is Air Unit 1070 We lost 'em 1036 01:17:23,516 --> 01:17:26,110 We have no visual of the suspects. 1037 01:17:26,218 --> 01:17:31,019 Suspects last seen in the vicinity of 42nd and Vanderbilt near Grand Central Station. 1038 01:17:43,936 --> 01:17:46,564 Washburn, you stay out of this 1039 01:17:46,672 --> 01:17:51,371 - All right? Whatever you got planned, don't do it - I don't got a plan 1040 01:17:51,477 --> 01:17:54,605 - All units, all units. Suspects still at large. 1041 01:17:54,714 --> 01:17:57,547 Last seen headed north on Third Avenue. 1042 01:17:57,650 --> 01:17:59,447 Callin' my own backup 1043 01:18:02,655 --> 01:18:04,885 - Be on the lookout for a blue B.M. W. - Hey 1044 01:18:04,991 --> 01:18:06,982 Suspects are armed and dangerous. 1045 01:18:07,093 --> 01:18:09,459 - Mario? - Yo, Belle What's goin' on? 1046 01:18:09,562 --> 01:18:12,360 Listen, listen, listen I need your help 1047 01:18:12,531 --> 01:18:14,499 Mr Scalia, I'm a police officer 1048 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:18,297 Come on, fellas Who's got 'em? Who's got 'em? 1049 01:18:18,404 --> 01:18:20,304 We're still lookin' We haven't seen anything yet 1050 01:18:34,453 --> 01:18:37,183 I got 'em Fifty-seventh and Third, northbound 1051 01:18:37,289 --> 01:18:40,747 - Damn! They're probably at... - Sixty-fifth Street, heading north 1052 01:18:42,495 --> 01:18:46,226 Damn! We don't have anybody up there We're gonna lose 'em 1053 01:18:46,332 --> 01:18:48,425 I'm on my way 1054 01:18:59,011 --> 01:19:01,104 - Hey How you doin'? I got your money - Against the wall 1055 01:19:01,213 --> 01:19:03,272 Oh, shit You got a gun 1056 01:19:08,521 --> 01:19:11,786 If they get past 125th, we're gonna lose 'em. 1057 01:19:21,801 --> 01:19:24,292 Come here! 1058 01:19:24,403 --> 01:19:27,930 - Ha, ha You got punk'd - Sit down! 1059 01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:30,702 - You okay, Ms Scalia? It's okay It's okay - Oh, help me 1060 01:19:30,810 --> 01:19:32,437 It's okay. It's okay. 1061 01:19:32,545 --> 01:19:34,445 - There you go - Thank you 1062 01:19:34,547 --> 01:19:36,538 - Come on Get out of here - Thank you 1063 01:19:36,649 --> 01:19:38,549 Oh! Thank God 1064 01:19:38,651 --> 01:19:40,744 - Oh, my baby - Thank you 1065 01:19:49,328 --> 01:19:51,762 Wow That's a cool car 1066 01:19:51,864 --> 01:19:54,389 You can have it Have fun 1067 01:19:56,268 --> 01:19:57,963 They can chase him for a little while now 1068 01:19:59,071 --> 01:20:01,471 Shit Oh, cool 1069 01:20:01,574 --> 01:20:03,303 - Now, where's Marta? - Who's Marta? 1070 01:20:03,409 --> 01:20:06,640 - Come on! Where'd they go? - I don't know They never tell me anything I swear 1071 01:20:06,745 --> 01:20:10,806 Oh, shit Oh, my God Look at all this money 1072 01:20:10,916 --> 01:20:14,181 Look, I'm just gonna take a couple thou' for the damage to my cab 1073 01:20:14,286 --> 01:20:16,720 'cause ain't nobody payin' for that quick enough 1074 01:20:16,822 --> 01:20:20,189 Oh, my God Shit 1075 01:20:23,095 --> 01:20:24,995 - Hello? - All right Check it out 1076 01:20:25,097 --> 01:20:30,433 They stopped at Marcus Garvey Avenue and 122nd Switchin' into two silver Beemers, M3's 1077 01:20:30,536 --> 01:20:32,766 Put her on the phone 1078 01:20:32,872 --> 01:20:34,533 Excuse me, ma 1079 01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:36,608 - What? - You got a phone call 1080 01:20:39,044 --> 01:20:42,878 - Hello? - Chasin' you around the city has been so much fun 1081 01:20:42,982 --> 01:20:45,280 - And this tip, girl... - W-What are you talkin' about? 1082 01:20:45,384 --> 01:20:49,650 - I'm talkin' 'bout your money - We got it! We got your money All of it! Hey, tell her 1083 01:20:49,755 --> 01:20:53,486 - Tell her And that cop chasing you is not a real cop 1084 01:20:53,592 --> 01:20:55,992 - Turns out... Ow! Ow! - Shut up Be quiet 1085 01:20:56,095 --> 01:20:58,290 He is a real cop He just got fired 1086 01:20:58,397 --> 01:21:00,490 What do you want, cabbie? 1087 01:21:00,599 --> 01:21:02,863 I'll tell you what I want What do I want? 1088 01:21:02,968 --> 01:21:05,562 - A trade A trade - I want a trade 1089 01:21:05,671 --> 01:21:09,198 - The money for the girl Always wanted to say shit like that - Come on Come on 1090 01:21:10,576 --> 01:21:12,476 - Deal - Yeah, all right 1091 01:21:12,578 --> 01:21:16,912 We make the exchange on 125th Street and 12th Avenue 1092 01:21:17,016 --> 01:21:20,508 - Three minutes No tricks - Yeah Three minutes Whatever 1093 01:21:20,619 --> 01:21:23,213 All right, let's get the rest of the money in a bag 1094 01:21:23,322 --> 01:21:26,052 Yo, yo, my phone! 1095 01:21:29,495 --> 01:21:32,987 You heard her, Mullins You got three minutes Now, haul ass and stay out of sight 1096 01:21:33,098 --> 01:21:37,694 Don't worry We'll have the roadblock all set up Don't wait for us 1097 01:21:45,511 --> 01:21:47,877 Either backup is lyin' really low, or they just not here yet 1098 01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:49,914 What if she doesn't take the bait? 1099 01:21:53,385 --> 01:21:56,013 Change of plans 1100 01:21:56,121 --> 01:21:58,521 - I thought we had a deal - Never said I was stopping 1101 01:21:58,624 --> 01:22:02,390 Follow me We'll make the exchange on the go... that's if you can keep up with that heap 1102 01:22:18,811 --> 01:22:21,143 Washburn Turn the car around Turn the car around! 1103 01:22:23,249 --> 01:22:27,208 "Don't wait for me" He must have thought he sounded so cool sayin' that 1104 01:22:27,319 --> 01:22:31,085 - Come on What are we doin'? We need a plan - I'm workin' on it! 1105 01:23:04,590 --> 01:23:08,287 No more chitchat Give me the cash now, or I shoot the girl 1106 01:23:08,394 --> 01:23:10,157 All right, all right Just calm down 1107 01:23:14,733 --> 01:23:17,827 I got a plan But we need to stall 1108 01:23:17,936 --> 01:23:21,167 - What? - Start the transfer but don't complete it 1109 01:23:24,777 --> 01:23:28,110 - Trust me - All right 1110 01:23:38,557 --> 01:23:42,550 Too early! Not yet! Trust me 1111 01:23:45,497 --> 01:23:48,955 Hey, these two big trucks comin' up... is this part of your plan too? 1112 01:23:50,402 --> 01:23:52,893 - Get me in! Get me in! - Come on! 1113 01:23:57,142 --> 01:23:57,904 Whoa! 1114 01:24:02,614 --> 01:24:05,674 - Gonna hit a truck! - Too early! Get out Get out of here! 1115 01:24:11,990 --> 01:24:14,754 - Get me in! Get me in! - No, we gotta stall! 1116 01:24:14,860 --> 01:24:18,523 - What are you talking about? - Hey! You got a car You got a car coming! 1117 01:24:31,143 --> 01:24:35,944 - The exit's comin' up We need to have 'em take it - This way Less traffic 1118 01:24:45,190 --> 01:24:47,090 Give me the cash No more games 1119 01:24:47,192 --> 01:24:50,355 - Girl first - No Girl first 1120 01:24:50,462 --> 01:24:52,726 - No! We'll switch same time - On "three" 1121 01:24:52,831 --> 01:24:54,924 - One... - One... 1122 01:24:56,869 --> 01:24:58,803 - Two... - Two... 1123 01:25:00,472 --> 01:25:02,064 - Three! - Ah! 1124 01:25:06,078 --> 01:25:09,047 Brake! 1125 01:25:36,175 --> 01:25:40,578 Oi! 1126 01:25:43,749 --> 01:25:45,410 Yeah! 1127 01:25:50,422 --> 01:25:53,357 Die! 1128 01:25:55,294 --> 01:25:56,693 Oh, shoot 1129 01:26:01,033 --> 01:26:03,558 Jesus You're hit 1130 01:26:03,669 --> 01:26:07,002 - That skank shot me - We gotta get you to a hospital 1131 01:26:07,105 --> 01:26:10,836 - Come on - Stay low 1132 01:26:10,943 --> 01:26:14,379 - Watch out - Watch your head Okay 1133 01:26:16,415 --> 01:26:20,283 What are you doing? You... I should drive Andy... 1134 01:26:20,385 --> 01:26:22,285 - Come on. - I got it Belle, hang in there 1135 01:26:22,387 --> 01:26:23,877 - He's got it - No, he don't got it 1136 01:26:23,989 --> 01:26:26,321 - You got it, don't you? - Yeah 1137 01:26:27,426 --> 01:26:29,485 I'm lettin' the game come to me 1138 01:26:40,439 --> 01:26:42,532 - Why are you singing? Why... - Don't stop singing 1139 01:26:42,641 --> 01:26:45,166 - You don't... Why is he singing? - He sings Don't stop him 1140 01:26:45,277 --> 01:26:47,370 - He sings? 1141 01:27:20,679 --> 01:27:24,206 - Oh, yeah Get me St Mary's emergency room 1142 01:27:24,316 --> 01:27:27,308 - Whoo! - Washburn, there's the exit! 1143 01:27:29,821 --> 01:27:32,722 The rooms are prepped for surgery Pull up to the ER entrance 1144 01:27:32,824 --> 01:27:36,419 and park in the white zone, but not... 1145 01:27:46,204 --> 01:27:48,468 Okay, let's get this woman to surgery! 1146 01:27:48,574 --> 01:27:53,705 Come on. Move it! And when you get her there, prep her. Quickly! 1147 01:27:53,812 --> 01:27:58,146 Come on. Get this steppin; people. There ain't nothin'for you to see here. Move it! 1148 01:27:59,952 --> 01:28:02,079 Welcome, NASCARrace fans. 1149 01:28:02,187 --> 01:28:04,246 We got a lot going on this weekend. 1150 01:28:04,356 --> 01:28:07,553 Several NASCARracing divisions are represented here today. 1151 01:28:07,659 --> 01:28:10,219 And rookie driver Belle Williams... 1152 01:28:10,329 --> 01:28:12,729 with her new sponsor, the banks of New York... 1153 01:28:12,831 --> 01:28:14,958 is taking to the track for the first time ever... 1154 01:28:15,067 --> 01:28:17,228 to run practice for her racing division. 1155 01:28:26,244 --> 01:28:29,236 The whole crew stands to make money on this one 'cause we all bet on you 1156 01:28:29,348 --> 01:28:32,249 You know where your money's good at All right, check the tires 1157 01:28:32,351 --> 01:28:34,251 - Hey! - Yo, you got visitors 1158 01:28:34,353 --> 01:28:38,255 - Hey! - Oh, my gosh You look great That's so cool 1159 01:28:38,357 --> 01:28:40,882 - You look so cool! How are you? - Hey! 1160 01:28:40,993 --> 01:28:42,893 - Wow You look great - Hi 1161 01:28:42,995 --> 01:28:44,895 - Oh, man - Wow I love it 1162 01:28:44,997 --> 01:28:47,625 - How are you, Belle? - Well, what do you think, huh? 1163 01:28:47,733 --> 01:28:50,293 - It's our latest undercover assignment: Russian mafia - What? 1164 01:28:50,402 --> 01:28:52,870 Ah! Okay I'll buy it I'll buy it 1165 01:28:52,971 --> 01:28:56,236 - So, how are your new sponsors treating you, huh? - Oh, good Check it out 1166 01:28:56,341 --> 01:28:59,868 - They have hooked me up - This is unbelievable It looks great 1167 01:29:01,279 --> 01:29:04,043 I remember saving this one. I remember saving this one. 1168 01:29:04,149 --> 01:29:06,447 - Hey, Jesse - Hey, what's up, man? 1169 01:29:06,551 --> 01:29:11,818 All right Don't tell me What do you got here? Probably a 358 CI, four-barrel carb 1170 01:29:11,923 --> 01:29:15,791 720 horsepower, 8500 R.p.M.? 1171 01:29:15,894 --> 01:29:19,660 - I'm impressed - Oh, he's got it written on his hand 1172 01:29:19,765 --> 01:29:21,892 - Mom! - Come on 1173 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,127 She's wasted 1174 01:29:24,236 --> 01:29:26,898 - He's stupid - Oh, Jesse. 1175 01:29:27,005 --> 01:29:29,633 Come on Let's have a cold one, okay? 1176 01:29:29,741 --> 01:29:32,869 - I'll be with you in a minute, all right? - She really needs a cold one 1177 01:29:32,978 --> 01:29:35,173 - Hey, watch your ass out there, baby - I will 1178 01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:38,010 - 'Cause it's mine, all right? - I will Mm-hmm 1179 01:29:40,118 --> 01:29:42,643 - Anyway... Oh, dude, we gotta split Party time - Yeah 1180 01:29:42,754 --> 01:29:45,314 - Good luck - Let's go Bye 1181 01:29:45,424 --> 01:29:48,291 - What are you d... - I thought... Sorry I thought there was a moment there 1182 01:29:48,393 --> 01:29:51,521 I'm s... Did you not... Are... You keep giving me signals 1183 01:29:51,630 --> 01:29:54,190 No signals There's no moment 1184 01:29:54,299 --> 01:29:56,199 There will be others 1185 01:29:56,301 --> 01:29:58,360 There will be others. 1186 01:30:00,005 --> 01:30:02,565 Hey, take care of yourself, 5-0 1187 01:30:02,674 --> 01:30:05,006 And don't do nothin' crazy or stupid, all right? 1188 01:30:06,111 --> 01:30:09,012 Crazy and stupid's my style 1189 01:30:10,782 --> 01:30:12,909 - Watch where you're goin' - That yours? 1190 01:30:14,953 --> 01:30:17,285 - Oh, my God - That's your boy 1191 01:30:17,389 --> 01:30:19,857 - That's your boy You ready to do this or what? - All right Yeah 1192 01:30:21,593 --> 01:30:23,959 All the cars are heading out to the track. 1193 01:30:24,062 --> 01:30:26,963 - Practice is now underway. - Hey, come on, boys 1194 01:30:27,065 --> 01:30:29,863 And we have a special announcement on theJumbotron... 1195 01:30:29,968 --> 01:30:33,631 for banks of New York driver Belle Williams from Jesse. 1196 01:30:37,743 --> 01:30:41,372 Ha, ha! Oh, my God! 1197 01:30:41,480 --> 01:30:44,608 Yes, yes, yes! Of course I will 1198 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:51,751 - And we see NASCAR's premier series driver, Jeff Gordon... 1199 01:30:51,857 --> 01:30:54,155 - returning to drive lead with the setup. - Come on, boys! 1200 01:30:54,259 --> 01:30:57,092 - Congratulations, Belle - Thanks, Jeff 1201 01:30:57,195 --> 01:30:59,254 - You ready? 1202 01:30:59,364 --> 01:31:02,595 - Ready to try and smoke you - All right Well, let's do this thing 1203 01:31:02,701 --> 01:31:05,795 All right Let's do it 1204 01:31:20,585 --> 01:31:24,487 - 'S'up, bro? How you doin'? Yeah 1205 01:31:26,892 --> 01:31:28,951 Yeah? 1206 01:31:39,171 --> 01:31:41,071 Against the car 1207 01:31:41,173 --> 01:31:44,267 - Cut! - I'm sorry I pinch her butt 1208 01:31:44,376 --> 01:31:45,638 Mark! 1209 01:31:45,744 --> 01:31:47,302 - Whoa! - All right 1210 01:31:47,412 --> 01:31:49,539 Here we go Here comes Junior 1211 01:31:49,648 --> 01:31:51,548 Oh Geez 1212 01:31:51,650 --> 01:31:55,108 What the... Wait! Oh, Lord 1213 01:31:55,220 --> 01:31:57,120 What... 1214 01:31:57,222 --> 01:32:01,056 And... cut! 1215 01:32:01,159 --> 01:32:05,391 - Yeah, where in the car? - Door panel on the leftJust pull it 1216 01:32:05,497 --> 01:32:07,488 Say it Don't spray it 1217 01:32:07,599 --> 01:32:10,796 - Think they're after computers? - No, I think they're after your balls 1218 01:32:10,902 --> 01:32:12,802 Yeah They're after the computers 1219 01:32:15,073 --> 01:32:16,973 Next time you guys are in Havana, you give me a call 1220 01:32:17,075 --> 01:32:21,171 and come over and play Playstation, you know, and play, uh... you know, hang out 1221 01:32:21,279 --> 01:32:23,839 You know, eat a gordita, you know, which is a taco inside another taco... 1222 01:32:23,949 --> 01:32:27,009 soft inside of a hard one... more beef, and then beans, and then more beef... 1223 01:32:27,118 --> 01:32:30,349 another taco, and then into another one... 1224 01:32:30,455 --> 01:32:33,481 You must be starving, little baby 1225 01:32:33,592 --> 01:32:35,492 Oh! 1226 01:32:35,594 --> 01:32:40,395 - Door panel on the left - You make me mad, dude 1227 01:32:40,498 --> 01:32:42,489 - You heard me? - Door panel on the left 1228 01:32:42,601 --> 01:32:44,501 - Yeah - Just pull it 1229 01:32:44,603 --> 01:32:47,071 - All right? I'm tellin' you You could... - Baby. 1230 01:32:47,172 --> 01:32:49,072 Be there 1231 01:32:50,442 --> 01:32:52,273 - I don't know why I'm puttin' the phone here - Yeah 1232 01:32:52,377 --> 01:32:55,107 - Maybe your shoulder has something to say - Okay Yeah I don't know 1233 01:32:55,213 --> 01:32:59,343 - Just pull it - Man 1234 01:32:59,451 --> 01:33:01,442 - Just grab it - I know No Shh "Grab it" is better 1235 01:33:01,553 --> 01:33:04,386 I can't believe this day 1236 01:33:04,489 --> 01:33:06,923 - This is the worst day of my life - Yo. 1237 01:33:07,025 --> 01:33:11,962 I sound like Barry White's illegitimate white grandson 1238 01:37:35,460 --> 01:37:38,554 Hey, wait, wait I have an appointment 1239 01:37:38,663 --> 01:37:43,191 I'm sorry I can't hear you because of the sign that says we're "closed" 1240 01:37:43,301 --> 01:37:45,701 Aw, come on, man Give a sister a break 1241 01:37:45,803 --> 01:37:48,101 I been workin' for this for five years 1242 01:37:48,206 --> 01:37:51,903 Fillin' out these forms and taking these tests Waitin' in these lines 1243 01:37:52,009 --> 01:37:55,706 I'd love to help you, but I'm sorry 1244 01:38:02,754 --> 01:38:04,722 You know 1245 01:38:04,822 --> 01:38:09,782 a handsome man like you should not have trouble getting a cab 1246 01:38:09,894 --> 01:38:12,158 Mmm! 1247 01:38:12,263 --> 01:38:14,424 What is that scent you're wearing? 1248 01:38:14,532 --> 01:38:18,730 Could that be English Leather? 1249 01:38:18,836 --> 01:38:22,272 It is, huh? Ooh, it's thick too Ooh! 1250 01:38:22,373 --> 01:38:26,901 I bet you be having the ladies in this office going crazy, huh? 1251 01:38:27,011 --> 01:38:29,138 I'll tell you something 1252 01:38:29,247 --> 01:38:32,114 and I know you gotta go so I'm not gonna keep you too long 1253 01:38:32,216 --> 01:38:36,084 but I would pick you up anytime 1254 01:38:36,187 --> 01:38:39,384 every time and at all times 1255 01:38:39,490 --> 01:38:41,924 if I had my hack license 1256 01:38:55,039 --> 01:38:57,701 Man 1257 01:38:57,809 --> 01:39:00,334 Aw, he bought candles. 1258 01:39:12,657 --> 01:39:15,091 Tomorrow night's lows in the 50s 1259 01:39:15,193 --> 01:39:17,957 Cool and breezy till Wednesday, with a chance of rain... 1260 01:39:25,736 --> 01:39:29,172 Hmm Mmm-mmm-mmm 1261 01:39:36,414 --> 01:39:38,314 Baby 1262 01:39:38,416 --> 01:39:40,350 Baby 1263 01:39:40,451 --> 01:39:43,477 Babe! 1264 01:39:55,499 --> 01:39:57,763 Mmm, mmm, mmm 1265 01:40:47,285 --> 01:40:49,185 Mmm 1266 01:40:54,425 --> 01:40:56,393 Now, where are you going? 1267 01:40:56,494 --> 01:40:58,894 Work 1268 01:40:58,996 --> 01:41:01,863 It's only... 5:30? 1269 01:41:01,966 --> 01:41:06,733 Yeah, well, I had to get some extra shifts so I could get last night off 1270 01:41:06,837 --> 01:41:09,965 I'm sorry, baby, but that line at the TLC was ridiculous 1271 01:41:10,074 --> 01:41:14,374 Yeah You know, it's always something, B It's always something 1272 01:41:14,478 --> 01:41:18,676 But I bet you had time to put on that damn, uh, supercharger thing, didn't you? 1273 01:41:18,783 --> 01:41:22,219 Come on, baby I'm really sorry I'll make it up to you 1274 01:41:22,320 --> 01:41:24,618 I'll make it up to you soon as you get off 1275 01:41:24,722 --> 01:41:26,690 - How? - You tell me 1276 01:41:29,260 --> 01:41:32,957 Mmm, okay All right, baby 1277 01:41:33,064 --> 01:41:36,397 You better be ready when I get back, girl All right? I'm... 1278 01:41:37,969 --> 01:41:41,097 Don't hurt yourself now 1279 01:41:41,205 --> 01:41:44,265 I don't want no excuses later 1280 01:42:01,837 --> 01:42:05,671 Tsk Stop playing You live next door to your moms? 1281 01:42:05,774 --> 01:42:08,470 Makes her feel safe 1282 01:42:08,577 --> 01:42:13,537 She must not've seen you in action, huh? 1283 01:42:18,187 --> 01:42:20,178 Uhh... 1284 01:42:21,390 --> 01:42:23,688 Uh, it's a little messy, but, you know 1285 01:42:23,792 --> 01:42:26,761 I've been working late so I haven't had time to fix up the place 1286 01:42:26,862 --> 01:42:29,831 I got some good artwork on the way on eBay 1287 01:42:29,932 --> 01:42:32,332 It's on the... You know, I'm still bidding 1288 01:42:32,434 --> 01:42:37,030 So make yourself at home, okay? Enjoy yourself 1289 01:42:37,139 --> 01:42:40,233 Okay Ooh 1290 01:42:40,342 --> 01:42:43,311 Nice My hair 1291 01:42:45,014 --> 01:42:46,914 Hey 1292 01:42:49,618 --> 01:42:52,212 Okay, you're in luck. I have two options. 1293 01:42:52,321 --> 01:42:55,654 You got the sleeping bag times or the love capsule 1294 01:43:00,462 --> 01:43:02,896 The love capsule. 1295 01:43:04,566 --> 01:43:07,228 "Dan"? Who is Dan? 1296 01:43:07,336 --> 01:43:10,362 It's supposed to say "danger" 1297 01:43:10,506 --> 01:43:12,736 You know how it is 1298 01:43:12,841 --> 01:43:14,934 Nah, I don't know how it is 1299 01:43:16,712 --> 01:43:18,612 Tattoos hurt 1300 01:43:18,714 --> 01:43:21,478 You know, they stick needles in. 1301 01:43:21,583 --> 01:43:25,019 You know how tattoos happen? They put needles in 1302 01:43:25,120 --> 01:43:29,056 I think you better get that tattoo finished 1303 01:43:29,158 --> 01:43:31,456 as a warning to the rest of us 1304 01:43:35,397 --> 01:43:39,424 Oh, God, it feels good to lay down. 1305 01:43:46,775 --> 01:43:48,402 Good night 1306 01:43:49,912 --> 01:43:54,372 What kind of grown-ass man lives 10 feet away from his mama? 1307 01:43:54,483 --> 01:43:57,452 I wouldn't talk so much 1308 01:43:57,553 --> 01:44:00,522 Isabelle "Precious" Williams 1309 01:44:00,622 --> 01:44:04,080 - Who told you about my name? - It's in your record 1310 01:44:04,193 --> 01:44:06,718 Precious My Precious 1311 01:44:06,829 --> 01:44:11,027 Go ahead Say it again Say it again, see what happens I dare you 1312 01:44:21,376 --> 01:44:23,844 Precious 1313 01:44:49,138 --> 01:44:51,436 What the hell? Get your ass off of me! 1314 01:44:51,540 --> 01:44:53,337 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - What you doin' down here? 1315 01:44:53,442 --> 01:44:57,344 - What's wrong with you? - I should have warned you I'm sorry 1316 01:44:57,446 --> 01:44:59,710 I roll when I sleep sometimes I move 1317 01:44:59,815 --> 01:45:02,613 - I'm a restless sleeper. - Yeah, you restless, all right 1318 01:45:02,718 --> 01:45:06,779 I didn't know what was happening there, but we... we spooned, okay? 1319 01:45:06,889 --> 01:45:10,450 We spooned a little bit. At least we didn't fork. 1320 01:45:10,559 --> 01:45:13,790 We didn't... please, be nice. 1321 01:45:13,896 --> 01:45:16,160 Wait Wait 1322 01:45:16,265 --> 01:45:19,962 I just remembered something the girls kept saying over and over to each other 1323 01:45:20,135 --> 01:45:22,069 "Nice 'dua rateeraros." 1324 01:45:24,907 --> 01:45:26,932 Mais duas retiradas? 1325 01:45:27,042 --> 01:45:28,942 Yeah That's what they said 1326 01:45:29,044 --> 01:45:31,012 That means, "Two more withdrawals" 1327 01:45:31,146 --> 01:45:33,580 Two more withdrawals? Let's go! Let's go! 1328 01:45:33,682 --> 01:45:36,207 You might want to change your clothes, freak 1329 01:45:36,318 --> 01:45:39,378 I want five cars on 14th and Broadway waitin', and I want 'em now 1330 01:45:41,998 --> 01:45:44,398 - Did she have an accent? - Jersey 1331 01:45:44,501 --> 01:45:47,061 Mmm 1332 01:45:47,170 --> 01:45:50,105 - What size was her bust? - What? 1333 01:45:50,206 --> 01:45:52,071 Her bosom 1334 01:45:52,175 --> 01:45:54,735 Her hooters Her headlights Her flesh pillows Her fun bags 1335 01:45:54,844 --> 01:45:57,074 Her knockers. Her rack. Her boobs. 1336 01:45:57,180 --> 01:46:00,149 Oh They were about like, uh... 1337 01:46:01,484 --> 01:46:03,315 Compared to mine What? 1338 01:46:03,420 --> 01:46:05,888 Yeah About like that, yeah 1339 01:46:05,989 --> 01:46:08,150 34-C 1340 01:46:09,426 --> 01:46:13,089 All right, finish up, Officer. 1341 01:46:13,229 --> 01:46:16,460 - Four women, and there was no money in the car. I searched it. - It's definitely possible 1342 01:46:16,566 --> 01:46:18,659 - There's all kinds of paint... - What are you two talking about? 1343 01:46:18,768 --> 01:46:24,570 Of course It's a red BMW You might as well drive a ice cream truck 1344 01:46:24,674 --> 01:46:27,234 The girls drove a BMW, so that's what we look for Then they change it 1345 01:46:27,343 --> 01:46:30,779 Wait a minute You're saying that all four robbers are women? 1346 01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:32,074 - Yeah - And you saw them? 1347 01:46:33,815 --> 01:46:36,079 Do you think they're after computers? 1348 01:46:36,184 --> 01:46:39,051 Verne! You actu... Verne, crackheads! 1349 01:46:39,154 --> 01:46:41,247 Crackheads, Verne! 1350 01:46:41,356 --> 01:46:44,655 Crackheads Man, they'd do anything for the rock 1351 01:46:44,759 --> 01:46:47,250 They'd bust you clean 'cross your head for that rock. 1352 01:46:49,631 --> 01:46:52,828 She's a sweet damned mistress 1353 01:46:52,934 --> 01:46:55,835 Mysterious, like Atlantis Sunken crack whores 1354 01:46:55,937 --> 01:46:58,997 - The bitch is crazy - Look, dude, about those computers you're talking about... 1355 01:46:59,174 --> 01:47:01,540 The computers are inside Follow me 1356 01:47:01,676 --> 01:47:04,110 Yeah, I figured they were inside 1357 01:47:05,146 --> 01:47:07,046 Okay, here's the plan. 1358 01:47:07,182 --> 01:47:09,412 All right. We find out who works 36th Street... 1359 01:47:09,517 --> 01:47:11,678 From Third to Broadway on Wednesday... 1360 01:47:11,786 --> 01:47:15,085 Leonard and Church on Thursday, bang, we got our garbage man 1361 01:47:15,190 --> 01:47:18,023 Okay. "personnel, '" "Routes';! Here we go. 1362 01:47:18,126 --> 01:47:21,527 "Routes" All right "36th," "Wednesday," 1363 01:47:21,630 --> 01:47:24,064 - Boom, there we go We got our man - "Anthony Scalia" 1364 01:47:24,165 --> 01:47:27,100 Yep Same garbage man got both routes You see that? 1365 01:47:27,202 --> 01:47:30,797 "Three East 117th Street, Apartment 4R. '" Yeah. Boom. Let's go.