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I mean, rules are, like,
arbitrary, you know.
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Made up for people who believe
in fairy tales...
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...like, you know, like Santa Claus.
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Hey, but not us, right?
I mean, we know what's important.
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There's a war going on, man.
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A war. Ain't that a bitch?
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I just graduated today, man.
With honors.
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Got my degree in pharmacology.
I'm licensed.
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Look, if you write me up on this drug
charge, I won't be able to practice.
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So, what we're talking about here
is my life. The rest of it.
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The '60s are over. Man.
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Jody and Nick...
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...you have come together
in this church so the Lord may seal...
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Is it true this is the biggest deal
you've cut with the FBI?
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I now pronounce you man and wife.
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- Aren't you supposed to be in court?
- Case adjourned.
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They seemed to run
out of witnesses!
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Frees up the Lizard
for other business.
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One hundred large was deducted
from your account, as promised.
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Can the Lizard offer a suggestion
on how she can...
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...work off the rest of her debt?
- The Lizard may not.
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Go.
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You'll thank me later. Go.
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No more free meals, let's go.
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Christ! It's like a reptile house
in here.
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Fuck off!
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The mix master. To our star chemist,
gentlemen, Elmo McElroy.
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Where's Durant?
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I see five. I don't see the Brit.
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- Where the fuck is he at?
- Said he'd be here.
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Limey faggot needs
a lesson in manners.
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Fuck Durant. Just tell us
about this new wonder drug.
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- Get your master chemist in here.
- Okay.
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Konokko, fetch him.
Fetch the Lizard's Elmo.
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No Durant.
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No McElroy.
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Maybe he went out for something.
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Nobody goes out for something
on deal day!
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Now stop your whining, get up off
your ass and go find him, now!
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Just give me a moment.
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This is Elmo McElroy's phone.
He's not home.
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You know what to do.
You know when to do it. Bye.
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Tasty Drops?
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He fucked me. I'm truly ass-invaded.
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You have one new message.
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He fucked me. I'm truly ass-invaded.
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Rest in peace...
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...motherfucker.
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- You're going home, Dakota.
- I'm going to Vegas.
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You listen to me. There's this
limey asshole in Liverpool...
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... named Durant.
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He was supposed to show up for this
little deal today. He didn't show up.
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The Lizard thinks he stole his Elmo.
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I'm not going.
I don't care how much I owe.
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You listen to me. I want this limey
motherfucker Durant off the planet.
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And I want Elmo-fucking-McElroy
off the fucking planet!
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Did you hear what I said?
That place has nothing for me.
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The Lizard will wipe
your marker clean.
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Plus a bonus.
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One hundred thousand
if the job is done in 48 hours.
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And after that, there is nothing...
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...to stop you from turning
right around and leaving again.
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- 250.
- Get it done.
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It's done.
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Shite.
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Good evening. I'd like to extend a
warm welcome to you from the crew...
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Good evening. I'd like to extend a
warm welcome to you from the crew...
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... on this Virgin Atlantic flight.
Please store carryon baggage...
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Can I show you to your seat, sir?
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We're waiting for our last passengers
to board, and then we'll be on our way.
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Spit it out!
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Spit it out now!
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Tommy?
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What?
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What?
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Fucking Yanks.
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00:15:07,514 --> 00:15:12,144
The trouble with the fucking Yanks
is, they have no fucking sense.
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Some dick in Los Angeles
asked me where I learned English.
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NAME: Felix DeSouza
OCCUPATION: LOCAL FIXER
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Do you have a problem
with America, Felix?
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I've got one great big, fat, swollen
fucker of a problem with America, twat.
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Listen to this.
I'm in fucking Florida, right.
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This southern prat comes up
and is like:
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"Hey! England's small. You must know
that John-fucking-Smith guy, right?"
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00:15:38,579 --> 00:15:42,538
Fucking Smith. I'm like, "Yeah,
yeah, mate, that's right.
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John Smith, I do know him,
but he doesn't come from England...
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00:15:46,787 --> 00:15:50,086
...no, he comes from fucking
Pricksville, U.S.A."
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Gonna answer that fucking phone,
or what?
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It's just my wife.
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00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:03,893
Now, when Mr. McElroy joins us,
keep your opinions to yourself.
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00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:08,834
This particular Yank is not
a traveling salesman, he's a genius.
92
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,034
Who is this cunt?
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00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,609
So I said to Mr. Durant...
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I said, "Mr. Durant, we're going
to meet this Yank, McElroy.
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Bring him to the deal, and that's it.
No conversation and coffee.
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00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:26,955
No asking how the Tampa Bay
Fuck-aneers are doing."
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00:16:27,127 --> 00:16:29,994
No. I said, "Fuck him."
I bring him to the deal.
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00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:33,758
I get me fucking tickets,
and I'm off. That's it.
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00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,633
- Take a left here.
- There's no time.
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Take a fucking left, will you?
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Felix. Felix. Listen.
This is a totally new chemical.
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Once we have the formula,
we can make it in a kitchen.
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- We don't even need Durant.
- Look, you see that?
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00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:08,632
Manchester United versus Liverpool.
105
00:17:08,802 --> 00:17:12,363
Blokes are shagging
their mothers-in-law for a ticket.
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00:17:12,539 --> 00:17:17,636
And I'm getting two from Mr. Durant.
So unless you can shite a few tickets...
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...I suggest you shut the fuck up!
- This is a unique opportunity for you.
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- We are talking telephone numbers.
- Enough. Take care of him.
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00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:30,016
- He's getting on me tits.
- We'll be late.
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Fuck the Yank. Let him wait.
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00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:02,718
Boys and girls of Manchester!
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Just popped over from Liverpool...
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00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:11,491
...to invite you to a game
of footy tomorrow afternoon.
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But I'm fucking fucked
if you pricks are gonna win it!
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00:18:22,809 --> 00:18:27,803
- Someone get that fucking thing out!
- Hey! Get off our bloody green!
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00:18:36,757 --> 00:18:38,486
Where have you been?
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- Just around the block.
- Drive, quick.
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Let's go meet the Yankee muppet.
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00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:57,371
Where's Lawrence? Where's he gone?
We're late.
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00:18:57,544 --> 00:19:00,172
- Well, he's...
- You left him at the pub.
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00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,508
- Well, you said...
- Go back.
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00:19:04,885 --> 00:19:07,353
Go back and get him.
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00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:22,764
- Look at this wanker.
- Move on, prick. Go on.
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00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:39,515
Lawrence says, right, he's gonna
be carrying a load of drugs, right?
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- We do him. Job done. Okay?
- Yeah.
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00:19:43,824 --> 00:19:49,660
I'm not having some fucking nig-nog
put us out of business, right?
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00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:53,459
Right? Watch it,
you're pissing on me fucking boots.
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- What about Felix DeSouza?
- Fuck him.
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00:19:55,969 --> 00:19:59,996
- He's a rabid dog.
- Is he? Well, fuck him!
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00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:05,873
Fuck him. Leave it to me. I'll rip out
his fucking liver. One shot.
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No problem.
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No problem.
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Hey! Felix DeSouza.
Just the wanker I wanted to deal with.
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Deal with this.
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00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,103
What a fucking day.
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00:20:34,941 --> 00:20:36,602
Come in, Arthur. Over.
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00:20:38,712 --> 00:20:41,772
Why don't you try the big fat button,
Arthur.
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00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:43,279
Yes, sir.
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00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:47,250
We are looking for a large,
black gentleman wearing a dress.
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That's what Lawrence said.
It should be easy.
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00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:53,483
Yeah. We want customs
to pull him over, right?
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00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:58,757
Wrong. We want customs to let him
through, and you follow him. Over.
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00:20:58,932 --> 00:21:01,594
- Nog bag.
- Right, over.
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00:21:18,018 --> 00:21:22,079
- What now?
- Follow them all. Over.
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00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:42,805
- Madam, if you don't mind, this way.
- No, I've got to go.
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00:21:48,548 --> 00:21:50,038
Are we finished?
147
00:21:50,217 --> 00:21:53,618
Not quite, miss.
I need to look at your shoulder bag.
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00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:08,261
Welcome to England.
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Actually that makes me out to be
a liar because...
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00:22:11,972 --> 00:22:16,204
...you're as welcome as a dose of
the clap, but it's nice to be nice.
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00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:20,176
- Who the hell are you?
- Felix DeSouza. Mr. Durant sent me.
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- I wanted a chemist. Where's Lawrence?
- In the car.
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00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:25,744
- He should be here.
- I should care.
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00:22:25,919 --> 00:22:28,285
To me, you're a ticket to a game.
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00:22:35,929 --> 00:22:37,726
Where's the chemist?
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00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:41,323
Where's Lawrence?
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00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:44,996
You heard the man.
Where's Lawrence?
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00:22:45,639 --> 00:22:49,006
Put these in the trunk.
Get Durant on the phone.
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00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:53,477
Put these fucking sticks in the boot.
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00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:01,578
- What's that?
- Lawrence.
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- I see that. What happened?
- You said to take care of him.
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00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:10,495
Shit! I meant to take care of him,
not fucking take care of him.
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Shit!
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00:23:13,033 --> 00:23:14,466
Shit!
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00:23:17,337 --> 00:23:19,999
Shut the fucking thing, will you?
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00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:33,609
Get Durant on the fucking phone
right fucking now!
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00:23:41,227 --> 00:23:43,695
Where's my motherfucking chemist?
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00:23:43,863 --> 00:23:46,559
- He should be in the car.
- Should be?
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00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:51,736
What kind of fuck up is this? We deal
today, or I go to the competition.
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00:23:51,905 --> 00:23:55,500
- Look, let me speak to DeSouza.
- DeSouza? DeSouza?
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00:23:56,910 --> 00:24:00,505
Boss. It wasn't my fault.
Besides, he was irritating.
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00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,672
Right now
I couldn't give a gnat's chuff.
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- You make sure McElroy gets here.
- Where's my chemist?
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00:24:07,454 --> 00:24:12,915
- I think we need a new chemist.
- I know, I can fucking hear him, can't I?
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Tell him I'm gonna get ahold
of Pudsey Smith, okay?
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00:24:17,597 --> 00:24:21,033
I am not buying aspirin
for a fucking arm and a leg.
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- He's getting Pudsey Smith.
- Who?
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- He's a deaf mute.
- Stall him, just stall him.
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00:24:26,906 --> 00:24:29,773
You keep that Yankee cunt
happy and alive.
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All right, boss. Yeah.
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You fucking twat!
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What's the plan then?
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Freshen up?
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Massage?
Maybe a bucket of fried chicken?
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00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:51,190
If I wanted cuisine,
I'd have gone to Paris.
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00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:55,767
You can still go to France. It's full
of pricks. They hate Yanks too.
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00:24:55,935 --> 00:24:57,960
Do you fancy a bite, or what?
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Yeah, all right.
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00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,912
Hello, stranger.
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00:25:14,587 --> 00:25:17,556
Said hello to lover-boy yet?
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00:25:18,091 --> 00:25:22,357
Iki, I'm in a hurry.
Can we get on with it?
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00:25:30,870 --> 00:25:37,332
Ruger mini 14,.224-caliber.
Comes in a fetching chrome.
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00:25:38,111 --> 00:25:42,377
Twenty rounds per banana, unless
the Iki special takes your fancy...
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00:25:42,549 --> 00:25:46,212
...extending your capacity to 40.
We've got Czechoslovakian.
195
00:25:46,386 --> 00:25:48,786
CZ 84. I'll take one.
196
00:25:49,155 --> 00:25:55,219
That's young Felix's weapon of choice.
Now there's a trip down memory lane.
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00:25:55,395 --> 00:26:00,423
I'm partial to a bit of sentiment, me.
I've heard things. He misses you.
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00:26:01,634 --> 00:26:06,003
- What you going to take?
- The Beretta, the CZ and ankle holster.
199
00:26:06,172 --> 00:26:09,300
Add the mini 14.
I want to get in and out fast.
200
00:26:09,476 --> 00:26:12,843
- Don't we all.
- Does Durant still deal at the Port Hotel?
201
00:26:13,012 --> 00:26:15,845
That'll be his undoing
one of these days.
202
00:26:16,015 --> 00:26:19,951
But what do you expect from a fellow
who gets his ass waxed?
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00:26:20,386 --> 00:26:23,287
I forgot what a circus this place is.
204
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:28,553
I never did like the circus. All that
poking your head in a lion's mouth.
205
00:26:28,728 --> 00:26:34,564
Bring on the horses! Get them rogering
the dancing girls! That's a circus!
206
00:26:35,168 --> 00:26:39,468
These and these are on the house.
207
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:43,008
Welcome home, Dawn.
208
00:26:53,086 --> 00:26:55,486
- There you go, mate.
- Thanks, mate.
209
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:08,725
What'd they do to this fish?
Batter it to death?
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00:27:08,902 --> 00:27:13,839
- Fish and chips. National dish, mate.
- More like a national disaster.
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Keys.
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00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:53,209
Twat.
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00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,639
Come on.
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00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:04,456
So how much are they paying
you to wear that skirt?
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00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,721
Fag?
216
00:28:16,636 --> 00:28:18,968
No, motherfucker.
217
00:28:36,122 --> 00:28:41,617
Mr. McElroy.
That's daring, but very dashing, attire.
218
00:28:41,794 --> 00:28:44,092
Let's stick to the business at hand.
219
00:28:44,397 --> 00:28:48,527
Hey, come on.
Mr. McElroy's a guest of the house.
220
00:28:49,202 --> 00:28:52,365
Okay, boys, guns on the table, please.
221
00:28:53,873 --> 00:28:55,966
- Felix.
- I've delivered your man.
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00:28:56,142 --> 00:28:58,633
- Me tickets, and I'm off.
- Gun on the table.
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00:28:58,811 --> 00:29:02,645
- Fuck, the game's tomorrow.
- Put your gun on the table!
224
00:29:06,352 --> 00:29:08,786
- So who's the chemist?
- Pudsey Smith.
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00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,980
First class. Fully qualified.
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00:29:12,392 --> 00:29:15,020
He can't talk, he's been shot.
227
00:29:23,336 --> 00:29:25,497
Felix? Have you shit your pants?
228
00:29:25,672 --> 00:29:27,572
Something doesn't feel right.
229
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,867
I know. You're making me nervous.
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00:29:30,043 --> 00:29:31,738
Sit on your hands.
231
00:29:32,345 --> 00:29:36,179
Okay, Mr. McElroy.
The ball's in your court.
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MDMA utilizes serotonin.
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00:29:49,028 --> 00:29:55,490
Opiates, like heroin, utilize dopamine.
Like the sensation you get after sex.
234
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:58,736
Amphetamines increase adrenaline.
235
00:29:58,905 --> 00:30:03,171
Cocaine gets those synapses
in the brains firing really fast.
236
00:30:04,077 --> 00:30:07,569
My product is 51 times
stronger than cocaine.
237
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:10,949
Fifty-one times more hallucinogenic
than acid.
238
00:30:11,117 --> 00:30:14,280
And 51 times more explosive
than ecstasy.
239
00:30:14,454 --> 00:30:17,719
It's like getting a personal visit...
240
00:30:18,124 --> 00:30:19,455
...from God.
241
00:30:21,627 --> 00:30:23,561
It's that good?
242
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,029
Dog's bollocks.
243
00:30:48,988 --> 00:30:51,320
Felix DeSouza.
244
00:30:51,491 --> 00:30:52,856
I count 10.
245
00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:58,258
That's right. That's 1 million
sterling or 1.6 million dollars.
246
00:30:58,431 --> 00:31:03,459
But that ain't what we agreed on,
is it? You 18.4 million dollars shy.
247
00:31:03,636 --> 00:31:08,096
And I don't care how you cut it,
that's a whole lot shy.
248
00:31:08,274 --> 00:31:12,677
No. Mr. McElroy, what we have there
is a goodwill gesture.
249
00:31:12,845 --> 00:31:16,747
A deposit. A down payment.
1.5 million is not a bad start, is it?
250
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:21,785
I need to do some research, feed a few
thousand to the kids, get feedback.
251
00:31:21,954 --> 00:31:25,390
You don't think you can walk
out with $20 million...
252
00:31:25,558 --> 00:31:28,049
...for a formula that's in your head?
253
00:31:28,227 --> 00:31:32,721
And all I get is, well,
an ointment for toe jam.
254
00:31:37,203 --> 00:31:38,795
- Market research.
- Right.
255
00:31:38,971 --> 00:31:42,304
Profile your customers.
Send out some questionnaires.
256
00:31:44,844 --> 00:31:48,075
Get out the bloody way, Felix.
257
00:31:48,347 --> 00:31:50,008
Yeah, I can dig that.
258
00:31:50,183 --> 00:31:53,812
But unless you got what we agreed on,
what am I doing here?
259
00:31:53,986 --> 00:31:56,181
Call when you're ready to deal.
260
00:31:57,557 --> 00:31:59,582
I fucking knew it!
261
00:32:01,194 --> 00:32:05,722
- Room service.
- That old fucking chestnut.
262
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:10,800
Hey! Hold it, fellas.
263
00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:13,571
It's my sausage and flaming mash!
264
00:32:16,342 --> 00:32:17,900
Sorry, love.
265
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,236
Sorry about that.
266
00:32:19,412 --> 00:32:23,405
But my dad's run off with
a room-service maid, you see...
267
00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:26,450
...and things have never
been the same since.
268
00:32:27,587 --> 00:32:28,849
Bollocks.
269
00:32:34,527 --> 00:32:37,257
- Now's not a good time.
- Change in plan.
270
00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:39,898
- What do you mean?
- I want McElroy alive.
271
00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:41,931
I don't do alive. I do dead.
272
00:32:42,101 --> 00:32:45,127
It's a matter of $20 million
being vaporized.
273
00:32:45,304 --> 00:32:50,264
And a lot of anger directed toward
the Lizard Man. You now do alive.
274
00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:54,578
My future is inside McElroy's skull.
275
00:32:54,747 --> 00:33:01,209
You waste anything and everybody that
gets near him. You waste them, not him.
276
00:33:01,387 --> 00:33:04,879
His mind belongs to the Lizard.
277
00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:06,749
Shit!
278
00:33:13,399 --> 00:33:15,026
Fucking hell!
279
00:33:18,070 --> 00:33:19,560
Shit! Shit!
280
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:28,809
Asshole!
281
00:33:30,283 --> 00:33:33,616
Let go, you double-crosser!
Let go, they're mine!
282
00:33:47,733 --> 00:33:48,995
Shit!
283
00:34:06,319 --> 00:34:07,650
Shit!
284
00:34:14,794 --> 00:34:15,783
Shit!
285
00:34:16,562 --> 00:34:18,462
Told you to get out the way.
286
00:34:18,631 --> 00:34:20,929
- Fuck, I've been shot!
- Where?
287
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:24,968
- In the fucking ass.
- Man, it's just a flesh wound, come on.
288
00:34:25,137 --> 00:34:28,800
Flesh wound? Is that supposed
to sound like a good thing?
289
00:34:35,481 --> 00:34:37,142
Come on, dude.
290
00:34:40,186 --> 00:34:42,711
- Hey, sooty! Sooty!
- So...?!
291
00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,751
- Here, take these.
- Bastard!
292
00:35:07,513 --> 00:35:09,105
Stay down, bitch.
293
00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:12,409
- You're not driving my car!
- Shit!
294
00:35:12,585 --> 00:35:15,645
- Give me the fucking keys. Get in.
- Fuck!
295
00:35:29,435 --> 00:35:30,424
Fucking hell!
296
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:34,196
Get your fat ass out
and check the hotel.
297
00:35:34,373 --> 00:35:34,507
What the fuck
just happened back there?
298
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:37,032
What the fuck
just happened back there?
299
00:35:37,209 --> 00:35:42,237
- I got shot in the fucking ass, mate!
- This is not the way we do business!
300
00:35:42,415 --> 00:35:44,940
- Get out of the fucking car!
- All right.
301
00:35:45,117 --> 00:35:46,675
Oh, fuck!
302
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,390
What the fuck are you doing?
303
00:35:57,296 --> 00:35:59,821
Left! Take a fucking left!
304
00:36:08,574 --> 00:36:11,236
- Get off the pavement!
- Shit!
305
00:36:12,745 --> 00:36:14,076
Fuck!
306
00:36:16,449 --> 00:36:18,383
- Which fucking way?
- Turn right!
307
00:36:23,889 --> 00:36:26,153
- Come on!
- Christ!
308
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:28,716
Hey.
309
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:41,468
The traffic's coming
from the fucking right!
310
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,267
I got it. I got it.
311
00:36:47,613 --> 00:36:49,137
Fuck!
312
00:36:53,919 --> 00:36:56,649
You! Out of my fucking way!
313
00:37:05,297 --> 00:37:07,527
- Bollocks!
- The dog's bollocks?
314
00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:09,429
No, plain fucking bollocks.
315
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:11,832
- No dogs involved?
- No!
316
00:37:12,004 --> 00:37:14,199
Watch out! Watch out!
317
00:37:17,510 --> 00:37:19,944
You're gonna kill the fucking car!
318
00:37:25,251 --> 00:37:26,377
Fuck.
319
00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,279
Fuck.
320
00:37:38,197 --> 00:37:39,494
Hello.
321
00:37:52,912 --> 00:37:54,539
Let me get this straight.
322
00:37:54,713 --> 00:37:59,047
"Bollocks" is bad, whereas
"the dog's bollocks" is good?
323
00:37:59,218 --> 00:38:00,446
Yeah.
324
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:05,052
Bollocks!
325
00:38:11,697 --> 00:38:12,823
Got you.
326
00:38:25,211 --> 00:38:26,906
Come on, then!
327
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,272
Come on!
328
00:38:37,957 --> 00:38:40,790
- Stop!
- Fucking Yanks.
329
00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:43,057
Come on!
330
00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:51,033
Fucking hell!
331
00:38:52,304 --> 00:38:55,205
You're scraping
me fucking paint work!
332
00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:57,706
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
333
00:38:58,277 --> 00:39:01,838
- Fuck you, Kane, you shite-rag!
- Fuck off!
334
00:39:05,818 --> 00:39:07,080
You little fuck!
335
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,512
Chicken bollocks.
336
00:39:11,657 --> 00:39:12,749
Shit!
337
00:39:17,663 --> 00:39:21,224
Fuck you, Kane, you fucking wanker!
338
00:39:49,862 --> 00:39:51,261
- Come here, you!
- Fuck!
339
00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,921
- Sir, are you all right?
- Fuck off!
340
00:39:57,036 --> 00:39:59,197
We lost them.
341
00:40:04,243 --> 00:40:07,212
Yeah, well, let's not take
any chances.
342
00:40:32,204 --> 00:40:35,173
Shit!
343
00:40:55,427 --> 00:40:57,759
- You wanting to junk that?
- Do what?
344
00:40:57,930 --> 00:41:00,728
Dude, you have a car?
I need transportation.
345
00:41:00,899 --> 00:41:03,993
I got a Cooper that needs paint,
but she goes.
346
00:41:04,169 --> 00:41:06,501
Throw in the XJ6,
she's yours for 100 quid.
347
00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:08,697
- Deal.
- What? A Cooper?
348
00:41:08,874 --> 00:41:11,069
Piss off, Popeye! And you.
349
00:41:11,243 --> 00:41:14,542
70 quid and the Jag.
And I'm robbing meself.
350
00:41:15,547 --> 00:41:20,177
That's it. That's it! I've had
just about enough of this shite.
351
00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:24,220
I got you to that deal.
I got you out in one piece.
352
00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:27,291
As far as I'm concerned,
my job's done, finished.
353
00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:32,089
So leave me motor alone, get your
golf clubs, and fuck off back to Dixie!
354
00:41:32,264 --> 00:41:34,528
Pay attention, Felix DeSouza.
355
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:38,693
I atomized a major drug syndicate
to be here this morning.
356
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:43,365
Now I'm stuck
in Liver-fucking-fool with you!
357
00:41:43,909 --> 00:41:50,178
And if I need you to sell your car,
you will sell your goddamn car!
358
00:41:56,755 --> 00:41:59,053
Do I look like the Salvation Army?
359
00:41:59,224 --> 00:42:02,022
Have I got "Jim'll fix it"
written on me hat?
360
00:42:02,194 --> 00:42:06,893
I'm sorry, but help's not a word
I'm too familiar with, you know.
361
00:42:12,805 --> 00:42:14,397
Fuck off!
362
00:42:36,562 --> 00:42:38,860
I don't believe it.
363
00:42:39,665 --> 00:42:41,792
So who's the girl?
364
00:42:44,636 --> 00:42:46,968
She's me ex-girlfriend.
365
00:42:51,210 --> 00:42:52,438
- Arthur?
- Yeah?
366
00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:55,409
I want you to describe
the situation to me.
367
00:42:55,581 --> 00:42:58,607
Seven shades of shit
in a one-shit trumpet, sir.
368
00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:02,720
It looks like a drug buy,
but none of your ordinary.
369
00:43:03,689 --> 00:43:07,216
Got some blue tabs.
They look like sweets.
370
00:43:07,392 --> 00:43:09,656
- How are you?
- What do you mean?!
371
00:43:09,828 --> 00:43:13,730
Nearly cut my fucking ear off.
And I've hurt my knee.
372
00:43:13,899 --> 00:43:16,527
Now, I want you to get the pills...
373
00:43:16,702 --> 00:43:19,637
...and take them down to the lab.
Double-time.
374
00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:21,830
And then you call me.
375
00:43:22,007 --> 00:43:26,034
- Now, what else you got?
- Six dead bodies and one live one.
376
00:43:26,211 --> 00:43:29,669
- Chief, it's Leopold Durant.
- Durant?
377
00:43:29,848 --> 00:43:35,047
Right. Now concentrate, Arthur.
Get that fat fuck down here, pronto!
378
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:40,557
- But, sir, he's dying.
- Then be fucking quick about it!
379
00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,632
She dumped me.
380
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,661
Two years ago now.
381
00:43:52,704 --> 00:43:55,434
Changed her name
from Dawn to Dakota.
382
00:43:55,607 --> 00:43:58,872
Fucked off for Las Vegas
and a deck of cards.
383
00:43:59,044 --> 00:44:03,606
- Who hired her to take me out?
- You're asking the wrong question.
384
00:44:04,816 --> 00:44:06,909
She's your guardian angel.
385
00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,918
If she wanted you dead,
you'd be dead.
386
00:44:12,658 --> 00:44:15,957
She never misses.
I mean, fucking look at that.
387
00:44:17,629 --> 00:44:19,995
If she really wanted to hit me...
388
00:44:20,165 --> 00:44:23,566
...I'd be shitting through a tube
the rest of me life.
389
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:28,071
Someone wants you kept alive.
390
00:44:35,347 --> 00:44:40,182
Somebody's trying to cut in on
Durant's deal. They're shitting again.
391
00:44:40,352 --> 00:44:43,810
- Yeah, well, shit happens.
- No. Shit don't just happen.
392
00:44:43,989 --> 00:44:46,924
Shit takes time. Shit takes effort.
393
00:44:47,092 --> 00:44:49,959
Twenty million dollars worth
of effort.
394
00:44:52,030 --> 00:44:54,692
I gotta get a new deal on. Fast.
395
00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:57,596
You know the town,
you know the players.
396
00:44:57,769 --> 00:44:58,758
Look...
397
00:45:00,606 --> 00:45:05,339
All I want is a ticket for the game.
You think you can swing that?
398
00:45:05,510 --> 00:45:09,071
Twenty million dollars
can swing anything.
399
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:10,510
How much?
400
00:45:10,682 --> 00:45:14,311
Five percent of whatever I get
out of any deal you set up.
401
00:45:14,486 --> 00:45:15,953
It's a million dollars.
402
00:45:16,121 --> 00:45:20,114
Hell, you can buy your own
goddamned stadium with that.
403
00:45:23,528 --> 00:45:26,895
- The game's tomorrow.
- You better get started, then.
404
00:45:27,065 --> 00:45:30,262
And, Felix, a word of advice.
405
00:45:31,436 --> 00:45:35,930
You ever want to get the girl,
you gotta broaden your horizons.
406
00:45:42,648 --> 00:45:45,344
What the fuck is that?
407
00:45:45,517 --> 00:45:49,385
What is it? What, Scotch Mist?
408
00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:57,087
You are getting greedy, Leopold.
409
00:45:57,262 --> 00:45:59,628
There's a big deal going down...
410
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:04,167
...and you are trying to cut me out
of the fucking loop!
411
00:46:04,870 --> 00:46:07,964
Hey, sod! I told you,
face the fuck front!
412
00:46:12,611 --> 00:46:16,570
Now this is gonna cost you
an additional 15 percent.
413
00:46:16,915 --> 00:46:17,904
No?
414
00:46:18,617 --> 00:46:20,209
All right, then, 40!
415
00:46:20,385 --> 00:46:23,252
As you're being so difficult,
how about this:
416
00:46:23,422 --> 00:46:27,188
Fifty-fifty.
Why settle for anything less?
417
00:46:28,393 --> 00:46:30,293
Sixty-forty.
418
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:34,564
Leopold, I don't know
if you've noticed, my son...
419
00:46:34,733 --> 00:46:38,191
...but you're in urgent need
of a fucking doctor.
420
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:40,638
Fifty-fifty.
421
00:46:42,074 --> 00:46:43,473
Good boy.
422
00:46:43,909 --> 00:46:46,810
All right, then, Arthur, take him down.
423
00:46:53,552 --> 00:46:54,610
Fuck!
424
00:46:57,189 --> 00:47:00,556
You really have
excelled yourself this time!
425
00:47:00,726 --> 00:47:03,456
Brilliant! Fucking brilliant!
426
00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:18,234
Omar, it's me own interpretation,
isn't it?
427
00:47:18,410 --> 00:47:21,379
- You need to find your center.
- Get off me leg!
428
00:47:21,546 --> 00:47:24,413
- Find your center.
- Stop messing... Omar!
429
00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:26,107
Omar!
430
00:47:26,284 --> 00:47:29,583
You are messing with
my delicate energy field.
431
00:47:29,755 --> 00:47:31,746
Okay. Okay.
432
00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:35,424
- Cocksucker.
- Find your center, Omar.
433
00:47:37,796 --> 00:47:40,629
- Hello?
- You've got one chance, yes or no...
434
00:47:40,799 --> 00:47:44,166
...to be the number one shite
in this cesspool.
435
00:47:44,336 --> 00:47:49,399
Well bugger me sideways, Felix
DeSouza. I'm already number one.
436
00:47:49,574 --> 00:47:51,542
A bit of a pillock, Leo Durant.
437
00:47:51,710 --> 00:47:53,234
- Now he's dead.
- Dead?
438
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:55,744
Hang on a minute,
it's me other line.
439
00:47:59,351 --> 00:48:01,410
- Hello?
- I need to find Felix.
440
00:48:01,586 --> 00:48:04,646
Hello, Dawn.
441
00:48:04,823 --> 00:48:08,987
Time to scratch that itch, eh?
Well, he's not in me fucking wigwam.
442
00:48:09,161 --> 00:48:12,756
- Where does he hang out these days?
- Hang on a minute.
443
00:48:13,632 --> 00:48:15,099
- Felix?
- Listen.
444
00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:18,794
My associate and I
have selected you to deal with.
445
00:48:18,970 --> 00:48:22,804
Well, aren't I just
the luckiest bugger alive.
446
00:48:22,974 --> 00:48:25,135
- Stay there.
- I don't believe it.
447
00:48:26,611 --> 00:48:29,136
Have you tried Re-Fresh?
Pink Factor?
448
00:48:29,314 --> 00:48:31,111
- Yeah, all of them.
- Hang on.
449
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,682
Let me deal with this.
450
00:48:32,851 --> 00:48:34,614
Let me talk to him.
451
00:48:36,388 --> 00:48:37,946
The deal is $20 million.
452
00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:41,684
The deal is nonnegotiable.
The deal expires at midnight.
453
00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:46,627
Mr. McElroy!
Twenty million sounds fantastic.
454
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:52,798
If you're not here by midnight,
I'll shit meself with woe.
455
00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:56,873
And I want samples. I want
supersonic samples. I want thrust!
456
00:48:57,042 --> 00:49:01,206
I want 100,000 miles an hour
of intergalactic spaciness. See you!
457
00:49:02,113 --> 00:49:03,341
We in the house.
458
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,217
Hi, sorry to keep you.
459
00:49:07,385 --> 00:49:10,843
There might be one person
who knows where he is.
460
00:49:16,928 --> 00:49:17,917
Fuck!
461
00:49:23,068 --> 00:49:24,467
What the fuck is that?
462
00:49:24,636 --> 00:49:27,571
Congratulations, pal,
that's your new Cooper.
463
00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:30,630
MINI Cooper.
464
00:49:36,548 --> 00:49:39,517
Have I got to sort out
every fucking problem?
465
00:49:39,684 --> 00:49:42,653
A laboratory, or as you say,
a "laboratory."
466
00:49:42,821 --> 00:49:44,880
We need a lab, Felix.
467
00:49:45,056 --> 00:49:49,686
I'm sure that's easy where you come
from, fucking lab on every corner.
468
00:50:03,608 --> 00:50:05,235
Piss off.
469
00:50:32,971 --> 00:50:35,838
Well, shit in a bag and punch it.
470
00:50:36,007 --> 00:50:37,736
She's back.
471
00:50:40,111 --> 00:50:43,205
- I need to find Felix!
- What do you need from me?
472
00:50:43,381 --> 00:50:45,349
A map and a fucking compass?
473
00:50:45,517 --> 00:50:46,950
Shirley...
474
00:50:47,352 --> 00:50:50,810
You broke his heart!
Did you give a thought about that?
475
00:50:51,489 --> 00:50:55,983
- This was a mistake.
- Most sensible thing you've said.
476
00:50:57,395 --> 00:50:59,920
Are you still shooting people
for a living?
477
00:51:00,098 --> 00:51:03,534
What kind of fucking career
is that then?
478
00:51:05,303 --> 00:51:08,170
- Look, can I come in?
- And do what?
479
00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:12,504
The dirty stop-out doesn't
normally come home until breakfast.
480
00:51:13,878 --> 00:51:15,869
It's really good to be home.
481
00:51:22,721 --> 00:51:25,485
It's great to see you again, love.
482
00:51:45,276 --> 00:51:47,836
I wanted to see the world.
483
00:51:48,179 --> 00:51:50,443
Liverpool isn't the world.
484
00:51:50,915 --> 00:51:55,181
I couldn't take America.
It was like fucking Albania in neon.
485
00:51:55,353 --> 00:51:59,187
And that stupid football shirt.
486
00:51:59,357 --> 00:52:03,316
What kind of man jumps into bed
shouting, "Come on, you Reds"?
487
00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:05,588
She made me laugh.
488
00:52:10,301 --> 00:52:11,563
Good shag, though.
489
00:52:12,070 --> 00:52:15,062
She'd kill anyone for me.
I'll say that for her.
490
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:18,368
- He's got problems.
- She's got problems.
491
00:52:18,543 --> 00:52:22,377
- I shouldn't have come back.
- I'm better off.
492
00:52:30,789 --> 00:52:32,848
I need everything on this list.
493
00:52:33,024 --> 00:52:35,424
I'm dying for a smoke.
Got any ciggies?
494
00:52:35,593 --> 00:52:38,460
I'm sorry, cigarettes
are bad for your health.
495
00:52:38,630 --> 00:52:42,031
So's a punch in the throat.
I need fucking nicotine!
496
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,226
There's no need to shout.
I'm Pakistani, not deaf.
497
00:52:46,438 --> 00:52:49,305
- Take a puff on this.
- Fuck off!
498
00:52:50,442 --> 00:52:51,568
And you.
499
00:52:52,777 --> 00:52:57,476
You! Dress-wearing monkey boy!
500
00:52:57,749 --> 00:52:59,080
Monkey boy!
501
00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:03,050
You're gonna take them drugs
of yours and make it work for us.
502
00:53:03,521 --> 00:53:05,386
And where would I do this?
503
00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,822
- In my lab.
- You got a lab?
504
00:53:08,993 --> 00:53:11,086
Yeah. Of course!
505
00:53:11,262 --> 00:53:15,323
What did you take us for?
Rank-fucking-amateurs?
506
00:53:39,824 --> 00:53:41,257
Just say no.
507
00:53:41,893 --> 00:53:44,259
How the fuck did we end up in here?
508
00:53:44,896 --> 00:53:48,388
One little mistake 40 years ago.
509
00:53:57,475 --> 00:54:00,467
All of these items
are over-the-counter variety.
510
00:54:00,645 --> 00:54:02,169
Nothing illegal here.
511
00:54:02,347 --> 00:54:05,544
- You're no fucking help, are you?
- I beg to differ.
512
00:54:05,717 --> 00:54:09,153
It's not the ingredients
which determine the effect...
513
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,050
...but the manner in which
they're combined.
514
00:54:12,223 --> 00:54:15,283
These kids are getting very smart.
515
00:54:19,097 --> 00:54:22,760
He's right. The ravers are the key.
516
00:54:22,934 --> 00:54:26,062
Now, aren't you the clever little
chunky monkey?
517
00:54:26,237 --> 00:54:30,139
You keep banging on about my weight.
You're crossing the line.
518
00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:31,741
It was a joke.
519
00:54:31,910 --> 00:54:35,346
It was a joke. Smile. Smile.
520
00:54:36,114 --> 00:54:37,843
You fat cunt.
521
00:54:40,185 --> 00:54:42,085
Yo, blowjob!
522
00:54:43,288 --> 00:54:45,017
POS-51.
523
00:54:45,190 --> 00:54:47,988
Comes in blue or racecar red.
524
00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:51,822
Destination: The stratosphere.
525
00:54:53,765 --> 00:54:57,826
Only this one gets you there
in 60 seconds.
526
00:54:59,204 --> 00:55:02,435
- You try one first.
- Thought you'd never ask.
527
00:55:16,621 --> 00:55:19,055
POS-51.
528
00:55:19,224 --> 00:55:21,055
You can't call it that.
529
00:55:21,226 --> 00:55:27,222
Punters are gonna feel like tits asking
for "448 IO-fucking-U" or whatever.
530
00:55:27,398 --> 00:55:29,093
No one's gonna know
what they're on.
531
00:55:29,267 --> 00:55:32,703
These scumbags spend
their entire life smacked out.
532
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:33,997
Now, numbers?
533
00:55:34,172 --> 00:55:37,141
They couldn't tell you
what fucking time it is.
534
00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:42,778
All right, Mr. Smug.
What have you done?
535
00:55:44,749 --> 00:55:47,741
I think the shit's
about to hit the fan.
536
00:56:18,383 --> 00:56:20,681
Told you it was a bad idea, lads.
537
00:56:27,058 --> 00:56:29,492
- Please! Please!
- Please!
538
00:56:30,895 --> 00:56:34,854
- Now, come on!
- Thanks!
539
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,203
Brother's gonna work it out.
540
00:57:51,809 --> 00:57:53,572
Brother's gonna work it out.
541
00:57:53,745 --> 00:57:57,841
He's a chemical brother.
Mr. McElroy... Welcome.
542
00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:02,919
- How you doing, man?
- Spectacular is what I'm doing.
543
00:58:03,187 --> 00:58:05,849
Nice skirt. Special occasion, is it?
544
00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:12,188
You gonna be all right here
on your own?
545
00:58:12,363 --> 00:58:13,887
- She's here.
- All right.
546
00:58:14,065 --> 00:58:18,468
- Everything all right? Problems?
- No, man. Nothing we can't handle.
547
00:58:46,931 --> 00:58:49,399
Not one ingredient is found...
548
00:58:49,567 --> 00:58:53,833
...on any known government's
banned-substance watch list.
549
00:58:54,005 --> 00:58:57,099
Hell, you can ship supertankers
of this shit.
550
00:58:57,275 --> 00:59:02,804
You could even lay a goddamn pipeline
and no one would bat an eye.
551
00:59:07,118 --> 00:59:12,021
POS-51. It's all that.
552
00:59:12,190 --> 00:59:14,715
And it can be yours...
553
00:59:14,892 --> 00:59:17,861
...if the price is right.
554
00:59:40,218 --> 00:59:42,550
Chemistry.
555
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,154
Mr. McElroy...
556
00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:48,550
What is chemistry...
557
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:53,060
...but the ability to attract
adoration in others?
558
00:59:58,536 --> 01:00:01,300
You see, you're like me,
Mr. McElroy.
559
01:00:01,472 --> 01:00:04,703
You're a sky-high-etrist.
I'm a sky-high-etrist.
560
01:00:04,876 --> 01:00:08,539
I always knew I'd be a drug dealer,
even when I was a kid.
561
01:00:08,713 --> 01:00:12,114
I saw Dad hit Mom, Mom hit me brother,
me brother hit me sister...
562
01:00:12,283 --> 01:00:15,582
...and me sister fuck me father.
I suppose it's inevitable.
563
01:00:15,753 --> 01:00:19,245
You'd have to be on drugs
just to live in that madhouse.
564
01:00:19,423 --> 01:00:20,720
Wouldn't you?
565
01:00:20,892 --> 01:00:24,089
Drugs are good,
Mr. McElroy.
566
01:00:24,262 --> 01:00:27,322
Drugs are our mates.
567
01:00:28,366 --> 01:00:32,029
Fuck, I'm getting
on me own nerves.
568
01:00:33,704 --> 01:00:37,731
What I'm trying to say to you,
Mr. McElroy, is...
569
01:00:39,477 --> 01:00:43,777
...I'm very much attracted
to what you have to offer.
570
01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:59,022
How you doing, Felix?
571
01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:05,025
Well, me boss is dead. I can't
get a ticket for tomorrow's match.
572
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:09,333
And, oh, yeah, I've got
a fucking bullet hole in the ass.
573
01:01:09,507 --> 01:01:13,637
Apart from that, I'm tiptop.
574
01:01:17,181 --> 01:01:19,172
So who's the target?
575
01:01:20,351 --> 01:01:22,512
You've got that look in your eye.
576
01:01:22,687 --> 01:01:25,247
- I've been looking for you.
- Yeah?
577
01:01:25,423 --> 01:01:27,983
For old times' sake
or the company I keep?
578
01:01:28,159 --> 01:01:30,252
A little bit of both.
579
01:01:33,297 --> 01:01:36,095
So you have got me on your list, then?
580
01:01:36,534 --> 01:01:39,367
You've always been on my list.
581
01:01:41,839 --> 01:01:48,301
Forty years ago, a rock 'n' roll
revolution was launched in this town.
582
01:01:50,014 --> 01:01:55,179
Tonight, we're gonna launch
a new revolution.
583
01:01:56,020 --> 01:02:01,617
One that will rock 'n' roll
your senses.
584
01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:07,296
And you are my test pilots.
585
01:02:08,032 --> 01:02:10,762
You're gonna kiss the sun...
586
01:02:10,935 --> 01:02:14,996
...and taste the motherfucking rainbow.
587
01:02:20,678 --> 01:02:23,943
Are you ready?
588
01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:26,777
Are you ready?
589
01:02:28,552 --> 01:02:34,149
Then let's get ready to party!
590
01:03:18,235 --> 01:03:20,430
Do you know how much
I've missed you?
591
01:03:20,604 --> 01:03:25,507
- Why didn't you stay with me then?
- What, me? In America? Don't be soft.
592
01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:28,873
Besides, I don't know
who you are anymore, girl.
593
01:03:29,046 --> 01:03:32,106
It been nearly two years.
I haven't heard a word.
594
01:03:35,853 --> 01:03:37,514
Still...
595
01:03:38,856 --> 01:03:41,450
...I always hoped...
596
01:03:43,694 --> 01:03:48,290
...you might change your mind...
597
01:03:49,066 --> 01:03:50,931
...and come home.
598
01:03:54,338 --> 01:03:56,568
We could have a fresh start.
599
01:04:00,177 --> 01:04:02,577
Aren't you gonna say anything?
600
01:04:31,575 --> 01:04:35,033
This, Mr. McElroy,
is a fucking miracle.
601
01:04:35,346 --> 01:04:40,682
Drug use will reach epidemic
proportions. Governments will fall.
602
01:04:41,218 --> 01:04:45,382
Twenty million and not a penny less.
Where do I sign?
603
01:04:45,723 --> 01:04:51,320
Sign? This ain't some written contract,
the kind I can sue your ass over.
604
01:04:51,495 --> 01:04:53,224
You fuck me on this deal...
605
01:04:53,397 --> 01:04:57,231
...I gotta take out a contract to get
even on the damn contract!
606
01:04:57,401 --> 01:05:00,199
Now, we think we have an agreement.
607
01:05:00,371 --> 01:05:03,306
Either we do or don't.
You're in or you're out.
608
01:05:03,474 --> 01:05:07,877
You give me the money. I give you
the formula. Are we clear?
609
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:11,646
Crystal, Mr. McElroy. Crystal.
610
01:05:11,816 --> 01:05:14,444
I'm not Leo Durant.
I'm a man of me word.
611
01:05:14,618 --> 01:05:18,850
Get in my way, and I'm
gonna have to shoot you.
612
01:05:21,392 --> 01:05:24,828
Get in me way, and I'm gonna
have to shoot you again.
613
01:05:25,696 --> 01:05:27,857
I've got to work, babe.
614
01:05:31,635 --> 01:05:34,331
Fucking cow.
615
01:05:40,411 --> 01:05:42,106
Fuck!
616
01:05:44,248 --> 01:05:47,877
Can't a brother just deal
some goddamned drugs?
617
01:05:50,621 --> 01:05:52,782
Time to go, Elmo.
618
01:06:08,739 --> 01:06:11,299
Mr. Kane, that time
of the month already?
619
01:06:11,475 --> 01:06:14,842
Thought you weren't due
till next week, eager beaver.
620
01:06:23,721 --> 01:06:26,121
Ain't that always the way.
621
01:06:26,290 --> 01:06:32,627
Elevator music, a nigga in a kilt
and a chick with a nickel-plated nine.
622
01:06:36,133 --> 01:06:41,093
- And now a word from our sponsor.
- Now that ain't no Liverpool accent.
623
01:06:41,672 --> 01:06:44,368
- Say, hello, Elmo.
- Hello, Elmo.
624
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:47,443
Absence makes
the heart grow fonder, Elmo.
625
01:06:47,645 --> 01:06:52,810
And the Lizard is so full
of motherfucking fonderence for you...
626
01:06:52,983 --> 01:06:57,818
...that he got on this plane
just to come see you.
627
01:06:57,988 --> 01:07:00,183
- I'm touched.
- You will be.
628
01:07:00,357 --> 01:07:05,317
- You got my cash?
- You're flush, sweetcakes. You're flush.
629
01:07:06,096 --> 01:07:08,826
He's looking forward to seeing you.
630
01:07:21,345 --> 01:07:27,375
- So, what's the price tag on my ass?
- It's enough. Move.
631
01:07:41,465 --> 01:07:45,561
- Last stop. Nowhere from here but down.
- Reel me in.
632
01:07:45,736 --> 01:07:47,931
Why would I do
a thing like that?
633
01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:51,165
- Pull me up, will you?
- Fold or call?
634
01:07:51,342 --> 01:07:55,278
- What?
- You play poker. Fold or call?
635
01:07:56,580 --> 01:08:00,311
I'm your last chance. I'm that out
you've been looking for.
636
01:08:00,484 --> 01:08:02,850
I'm only gonna make
this offer once.
637
01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:07,116
Take it and get out from under
the Lizard's ass, or stay a slave...
638
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:10,317
...and wonder where your life went.
- Think you can save me?
639
01:08:10,494 --> 01:08:12,860
Look where you are. Get real.
640
01:08:13,030 --> 01:08:18,900
A million in bonds, untraceable.
That's real. That's a fresh start.
641
01:08:19,069 --> 01:08:22,664
Try quitting while you're ahead
for a change, Dawn.
642
01:08:22,873 --> 01:08:24,272
- No.
- No?
643
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:35,347
You're negotiating with me?
Look at your options.
644
01:08:36,053 --> 01:08:40,285
Ten percent.
Have a look at yours.
645
01:08:44,328 --> 01:08:46,057
All right.
646
01:08:58,175 --> 01:09:02,271
Now, that is a lovely dress.
Need the extra room, do you?
647
01:09:02,746 --> 01:09:05,306
Tell me something.
I'm intrigued. Is it true...
648
01:09:05,482 --> 01:09:08,280
...that you fellas are equipped
with incredibly...
649
01:09:10,587 --> 01:09:12,214
...large...?
650
01:09:14,091 --> 01:09:15,080
Fuck.
651
01:09:18,395 --> 01:09:20,693
- Thanks.
- My pleasure.
652
01:09:20,898 --> 01:09:23,128
You can move your arm now.
653
01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:30,063
Right, then, you scouse, get.
654
01:09:30,274 --> 01:09:35,143
In the last 12 hours, this city's gone
from a peaceful, fun-Ioving utopia...
655
01:09:35,312 --> 01:09:37,542
...to an all-out
fucking war zone.
656
01:09:37,715 --> 01:09:42,982
And I, Virgil Kane, want to know why.
657
01:09:43,153 --> 01:09:48,352
Nobody cuts me out of anything
in this parochial pisshole.
658
01:09:48,959 --> 01:09:52,360
Now you smell that, Felix.
Smell it. Smell it.
659
01:09:52,996 --> 01:09:55,726
That is essence of Durant.
660
01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:59,029
Durant got what he deserved.
661
01:09:59,203 --> 01:10:03,833
So when a deal goes down,
you, my old sausage, will fix it.
662
01:10:04,007 --> 01:10:07,636
Time and place,
and then you will call me.
663
01:10:07,811 --> 01:10:11,838
Otherwise, accessory to murder...
664
01:10:12,015 --> 01:10:14,745
...possession of a firearm.
665
01:10:15,786 --> 01:10:18,687
You fuck me, I'm gonna have you
on your hands and knees...
666
01:10:18,856 --> 01:10:24,795
...with your ass in the air, exposing
your rusty badge for the next 20 years.
667
01:10:25,996 --> 01:10:29,727
Ask yourself: Are you gonna
help restore national pride...
668
01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:31,800
...and stick one on the Yanks?
669
01:10:31,969 --> 01:10:35,405
Or, like the rest of your life,
you gonna piss it away?
670
01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:40,335
Are you gonna help me to help you?
671
01:10:40,511 --> 01:10:42,911
Eight hours till kickoff.
672
01:10:45,315 --> 01:10:46,782
It's a big game.
673
01:10:47,618 --> 01:10:50,883
Let's just see if you come good.
674
01:11:01,799 --> 01:11:03,596
Mr. Kane...
675
01:11:09,706 --> 01:11:11,367
See you.
676
01:11:14,144 --> 01:11:16,908
Never walk alone, eh, mates?
677
01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:36,322
"Help me to help you." Cunt.
678
01:12:05,529 --> 01:12:10,899
How do you think that motherfucker
would do against people in this era?
679
01:12:11,068 --> 01:12:13,935
They'd be knocking his shit
out of the park.
680
01:12:14,104 --> 01:12:17,005
Kevin's got what's going on.
You don't know.
681
01:12:17,174 --> 01:12:21,770
Bullshit. Kevin Brown couldn't carry
Sandy Koufax's jockstrap.
682
01:12:21,945 --> 01:12:25,210
You been listening to
way too much Vin Scully.
683
01:12:25,382 --> 01:12:28,783
You need to carry your ass
out to the ball game.
684
01:12:31,221 --> 01:12:35,521
Sorry, but did I miss something?
685
01:12:41,798 --> 01:12:47,100
- What the fuck is that?
- Black pudding. Fried pig's blood.
686
01:12:47,838 --> 01:12:50,773
You two planning on filling
me in, or what?
687
01:12:52,109 --> 01:12:56,205
- Elmo's propositioned her.
- Nice one, Shirley.
688
01:12:57,180 --> 01:13:00,172
- I'm listening.
- Lizard offered Dakota 250 K...
689
01:13:00,350 --> 01:13:05,686
...to deliver my live ass to him.
I made her a significantly better offer.
690
01:13:05,856 --> 01:13:09,792
And I'm thinking she might entertain...
691
01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:13,293
...certain sentimental reasons
for not doing her job.
692
01:13:13,463 --> 01:13:18,526
The question is whether
it's gonna pay me to be sentimental.
693
01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:26,572
Look, we have a choice.
694
01:13:26,944 --> 01:13:29,538
We can use our
get-out-of-jail-free cards.
695
01:13:29,713 --> 01:13:34,047
Or we can choose:
Stop. Do not pass Go...
696
01:13:34,217 --> 01:13:37,209
...do not collect 20 million dollars.
697
01:13:37,654 --> 01:13:39,645
Do we have a deal?
698
01:13:44,328 --> 01:13:46,819
Do that again,
I will fucking shoot you.
699
01:13:46,997 --> 01:13:50,524
Shut your gob! Go and get yourself
cleaned up.
700
01:13:58,575 --> 01:14:03,376
- And no shagging up there!
- Yeah, no shagging up there.
701
01:14:16,526 --> 01:14:19,359
We do this job and we get out.
702
01:14:27,604 --> 01:14:30,300
That's what we all want, isn't it?
703
01:14:38,648 --> 01:14:40,707
Just to get out.
704
01:14:57,067 --> 01:15:00,833
- So, what's the plan?
- You tell me.
705
01:15:07,778 --> 01:15:11,407
- What's the plan?
- You tell me.
706
01:16:00,797 --> 01:16:06,064
Listen, it's gotta come
from your belly, right deep down.
707
01:16:06,236 --> 01:16:12,698
It's your birth trauma. Now cleanse
your chakras and let it all out.
708
01:16:18,415 --> 01:16:23,011
- Let it go!
- I'm trying, you fucking fairy!
709
01:16:24,287 --> 01:16:26,152
All right?!
710
01:16:34,097 --> 01:16:37,066
- Alrighty, good morning!
- Let's finish this deal.
711
01:16:37,267 --> 01:16:41,294
My sentiments exactly.
Any particular venue?
712
01:16:41,471 --> 01:16:43,336
No airports.
No hotel rooms.
713
01:16:43,507 --> 01:16:47,910
No dockyards. No barges.
No pharmacies. No animal-testing labs.
714
01:16:48,812 --> 01:16:49,870
No rooftops.
715
01:16:50,046 --> 01:16:52,241
Riddles, riddles.
I love riddles.
716
01:16:52,449 --> 01:16:56,044
No abandoned warehouses
or rave clubs.
717
01:16:58,188 --> 01:17:02,420
I want total privacy
in a very public place.
718
01:17:04,294 --> 01:17:09,129
And security. Cops.
Lots of them. And witnesses.
719
01:17:09,299 --> 01:17:12,427
Thousands of witnesses.
You getting my drift?
720
01:17:12,602 --> 01:17:15,162
Well, I've got a certain...
721
01:17:15,338 --> 01:17:19,638
...business indulgence, shall we say,
that I could utilize.
722
01:17:19,843 --> 01:17:22,437
- So, what time's kickoff?
- 3:00 sharp.
723
01:17:22,612 --> 01:17:23,977
I'll be there.
724
01:17:24,147 --> 01:17:28,914
Football and drugs,
a perfect Saturday afternoon.
725
01:17:29,619 --> 01:17:33,749
Liverpool!
Liverpool!
726
01:17:33,924 --> 01:17:36,722
Come on.
Chakras.
727
01:17:58,415 --> 01:18:02,010
- No, no, no, chubster. You stay here.
- What for?
728
01:18:02,185 --> 01:18:04,449
I don't know.
Keep your eyes on the exits.
729
01:18:04,621 --> 01:18:08,318
Try, for fuck's sake,
to blend in, you cunt.
730
01:18:11,294 --> 01:18:14,286
- This clown better deliver.
- Don't worry.
731
01:18:14,464 --> 01:18:17,661
Iki put something like this
together a couple years ago.
732
01:18:17,834 --> 01:18:21,065
- What happened?
- They all died.
733
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:26,175
- We get in. We get out.
- What about the game?
734
01:18:26,343 --> 01:18:31,440
- We're staying to watch it, right?
- Dude, I'm in and I'm out.
735
01:18:40,624 --> 01:18:46,961
Virgin Atlantic announces the arrival
of flight VS- 12 from Los Angeles.
736
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:54,969
Good afternoon, gentlemen. Welcome
to Anfield, the home of football.
737
01:18:55,138 --> 01:18:57,197
McElroy, DeSouza.
738
01:18:57,374 --> 01:18:58,568
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
739
01:18:58,742 --> 01:19:03,008
Take the lift to the third floor.
It's the first door on your right.
740
01:19:04,881 --> 01:19:08,408
- Sir?
- Don't you want to search me?
741
01:19:08,585 --> 01:19:12,180
Guests for the executive suites
are never searched, sir.
742
01:19:13,023 --> 01:19:16,891
Right. I knew that.
743
01:19:29,105 --> 01:19:32,302
Welcome! Come in. Come in.
744
01:19:35,645 --> 01:19:38,307
- Excellent.
- I'm nothing if not hospitable.
745
01:19:38,481 --> 01:19:40,346
Make yourself at home.
746
01:19:41,885 --> 01:19:44,479
I'm so excited I could shit.
747
01:19:49,793 --> 01:19:54,230
Right, Mr. McElroy, a drink
while I tell you about me plans.
748
01:19:54,397 --> 01:19:58,356
I've got plans, Mr. McElroy,
big fucking plans.
749
01:19:58,535 --> 01:20:01,265
Hey, hey, hey. No talk.
750
01:20:01,438 --> 01:20:06,466
You want a beverage? I'll fix you
a beverage while you get the 20 mill.
751
01:20:06,810 --> 01:20:11,110
I give you the formula.
You smile. We toast.
752
01:20:11,781 --> 01:20:15,774
We pretend we're friends.
And we go our separate ways.
753
01:20:15,952 --> 01:20:19,979
Foreplay, Mr. McElroy, is the only way
to a good relationship.
754
01:20:20,156 --> 01:20:24,490
Iki, my love, we're way past
holding hands.
755
01:20:38,174 --> 01:20:41,473
Twenty million in bonds, untraceable.
756
01:20:42,946 --> 01:20:46,780
- Is that supposed to be 20 mill?
- I'm not hefting gold bars around.
757
01:20:46,950 --> 01:20:49,578
It's not fucking
Goldfinger, is it?
758
01:20:51,054 --> 01:20:54,319
Easy, flower.
Where's me formula?
759
01:21:04,401 --> 01:21:06,301
"Wish you were here"?
760
01:21:19,215 --> 01:21:23,174
I'm fucking there, Mr. McElroy.
I'm fucking there.
761
01:21:23,386 --> 01:21:28,414
An inspired choice, I must say.
My chemical brother.
762
01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:30,820
Cheers.
763
01:21:41,004 --> 01:21:44,235
I never was one to be too sentimental.
764
01:21:45,975 --> 01:21:47,408
Elmo.
765
01:21:50,847 --> 01:21:53,372
It ain't often
a blowed-up motherfucker...
766
01:21:53,550 --> 01:21:56,644
...gets to chat to the motherfucker
that blowed him up.
767
01:21:56,820 --> 01:21:58,048
You got that right.
768
01:21:58,221 --> 01:22:01,713
Usually the motherfucker has
the courtesy to stay blowed up.
769
01:22:02,025 --> 01:22:05,756
I'll try to be more accommodating
next time, Elmo.
770
01:22:07,363 --> 01:22:09,831
Cocktails. What are we celebrating?
771
01:22:11,167 --> 01:22:16,161
We're toasting our deal, Mr. Lizard.
772
01:22:16,339 --> 01:22:18,273
- Our deal?
- Not your deal.
773
01:22:18,441 --> 01:22:20,705
Hands across the ocean,
you might say.
774
01:22:20,877 --> 01:22:25,780
- Fucking twat.
- Elmo, mix master.
775
01:22:27,183 --> 01:22:28,707
Cheers.
776
01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:32,583
I love your touches.
777
01:22:32,755 --> 01:22:36,282
- To a global partnership.
- To a global partnership!
778
01:22:44,067 --> 01:22:48,697
Fucking limey bastard.
Global partnership, my ass.
779
01:22:48,872 --> 01:22:53,434
My money is on good, old-fashioned
American monopoly, you son of a bitch.
780
01:22:53,610 --> 01:22:58,172
Besides, England ain't nothing.
781
01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:01,511
Nothing but the 51 st state.
782
01:23:02,919 --> 01:23:07,856
Don't you just fucking hate it when
a motherfucker stabs you in the back?
783
01:23:10,126 --> 01:23:14,529
The Lizard traveled 12,000 miles
to settle accounts with you.
784
01:23:14,797 --> 01:23:18,255
So? What? You gonna hug me
and tell me you missed me...
785
01:23:18,434 --> 01:23:22,029
...or you gonna shoot me?
- I'm tired of chasing your ass.
786
01:23:22,205 --> 01:23:26,266
Give me my fucking goods,
and you give them to me fucking now!
787
01:23:27,810 --> 01:23:31,405
You better chill with that shit,
motherfucker. I own you!
788
01:23:31,581 --> 01:23:33,674
- You own me?
- I fucking own you!
789
01:23:33,850 --> 01:23:35,477
You own shit!
790
01:23:35,652 --> 01:23:39,179
Go ahead. Kill me. Put me
out of my misery for the first time.
791
01:23:39,355 --> 01:23:41,880
But you will no longer
take what is mine.
792
01:23:44,260 --> 01:23:46,558
- Five!
- Five fucking percent is mine.
793
01:23:46,729 --> 01:23:50,460
Shut the fuck up! I don't even know
who the fuck you are!
794
01:23:53,202 --> 01:23:56,035
You got some big fucking onions, Elmo.
795
01:23:56,205 --> 01:24:01,541
This is the most expensive candy
on the market.
796
01:24:01,711 --> 01:24:04,680
The drug's a fake, you know.
It's bogus.
797
01:24:04,847 --> 01:24:10,183
It's what we chemists call a placebo.
It's whatever you want it to be.
798
01:24:11,220 --> 01:24:13,745
You can run all the tests you want.
799
01:24:13,923 --> 01:24:18,417
It will look like the best shit
in the universe. But the ingredients...
800
01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:20,859
...they cancel each other out.
801
01:24:21,431 --> 01:24:24,525
Confusing the Lizard ain't gonna
help your cause.
802
01:24:24,701 --> 01:24:29,502
Got to give big ups to marketing.
The ability to make people believe.
803
01:24:29,672 --> 01:24:32,106
The power of suggestion.
804
01:24:32,275 --> 01:24:35,836
POS-51.
805
01:24:37,246 --> 01:24:39,874
I don't give a shit.
Is your science lecture over?
806
01:24:40,049 --> 01:24:43,746
I will be in 24 seconds.
807
01:24:47,457 --> 01:24:51,621
It takes 10 seconds for an imbibed
liquid to reach the stomach.
808
01:24:51,794 --> 01:24:56,697
It takes the body 81 seconds to heat
that liquid to the point of volatility.
809
01:24:58,434 --> 01:25:01,835
- You have 12 seconds left.
- Twelve seconds?
810
01:25:02,005 --> 01:25:06,339
What are you talking about?
And what is the big fucking umbrella?
811
01:25:06,509 --> 01:25:10,411
Freeze! You, lumpy,
in the caftan, drop the gun.
812
01:25:11,014 --> 01:25:13,778
Nice and controlled.
How's my timing, Felix?
813
01:25:13,950 --> 01:25:15,417
It's fucking perfect.
814
01:25:39,709 --> 01:25:42,143
That cleared me sinuses.
815
01:25:44,947 --> 01:25:48,610
Drugs. Always kill you in the end.
816
01:26:00,430 --> 01:26:03,593
Whoa! Whoa. Whoa. Shit!
817
01:26:07,637 --> 01:26:11,334
All right, lads, get the cuffs
on this cockney twat.
818
01:26:15,011 --> 01:26:16,979
As agreed.
819
01:26:19,582 --> 01:26:22,016
What about the drug?
820
01:26:22,652 --> 01:26:28,215
- You conned us.
- I conned them. We got paid.
821
01:26:30,393 --> 01:26:35,126
Is this or is this not
worth 20 million dollars?
822
01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:43,431
This castle's worth, I'd say,
more like seven, seven and a half.
823
01:26:57,854 --> 01:27:00,015
Do you wanna see the game?
824
01:27:28,684 --> 01:27:33,986
Mr. McElroy, you are a genuine
McElroy like myself, you say?
825
01:27:34,290 --> 01:27:36,781
This is the tartan of my slave master.
826
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:41,221
I now claim his castle
and his lands for my own.
827
01:27:41,397 --> 01:27:45,424
I see. But will you not now
be making your putt?
828
01:27:45,802 --> 01:27:47,269
Aye.
829
01:27:55,745 --> 01:28:00,546
Congratulations, Mr. McElroy.
An outstanding round of golf.
830
01:28:00,716 --> 01:28:03,344
You ain't seen nothing yet.
831
01:28:08,191 --> 01:28:14,323
Well, I can tell you it's the first time
that's been seen on the 18th green.
832
01:28:21,103 --> 01:28:24,368
Elmo's in the house!