1 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:02,976 For a long time I've been walking down life's road with my two pals... 2 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,842 ...bad luck and bad choices. 3 00:01:06,015 --> 00:01:09,507 Fortunately, I'm a big believer in new beginnings, new friends... 4 00:01:09,686 --> 00:01:11,881 ...and running from my problems. 5 00:01:12,055 --> 00:01:15,024 So one day I decided to head for the Islands. 6 00:01:15,191 --> 00:01:18,183 Aloha. My name is Jack. 7 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,733 Start here. All the way down the line. 8 00:01:25,902 --> 00:01:27,494 Rolling. 9 00:01:34,944 --> 00:01:39,210 Ain't gonna get no work done today with these Menehune huggers blocking the site. 10 00:01:42,085 --> 00:01:45,953 Mr. Ritchie's gonna take care of these assholes, chop-chop. 11 00:01:46,923 --> 00:01:51,553 I've got a hotel to build. I don't care how many Hawaiians got their blood spilled here. 12 00:01:51,728 --> 00:01:55,528 If they so much as scratch Mr. Ritchie's car when he shows, he'll shit. 13 00:01:55,698 --> 00:02:00,431 Yeah, I'll get up there. Now, take it easy on me because I got a bad shoulder here. 14 00:02:00,603 --> 00:02:02,969 -Serve me one up. -What are you doing? 15 00:02:03,139 --> 00:02:05,300 -I'll smack one down Frank's throat. -No. 16 00:02:05,475 --> 00:02:07,739 -I'm gonna hit one. -Put your tool belt on. 17 00:02:07,911 --> 00:02:10,311 Harris, ease up. We're just having some fun. 18 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,176 Yeah, Frank, you get back to work. 19 00:02:13,983 --> 00:02:16,076 Now! 20 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:18,885 What? Just like that? No more game? 21 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:22,889 You'll go back to desecrating these people's land, blowing up palm trees? 22 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:26,153 We can go blow up palm trees later. I just want one pitch. 23 00:02:26,329 --> 00:02:29,196 Come on, I think it's messing with our karma. 24 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:33,760 -I need the work. -Yeah, you do. 25 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:38,664 -Come on, Frank, be part of us. -Hey, you shut up, coconut nigger. 26 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:43,906 Did he just say "coconut nigger"? Harris, Harris, Harris, you can't say coconut nigger. 27 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,913 -Oh, I can't? -Well, not really in this day and age. 28 00:02:47,784 --> 00:02:49,274 -You're fired. -Why? 29 00:02:49,452 --> 00:02:53,218 -Get off the premises. -These aren't your premises. This is.. 30 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,320 -Are you joking? -I'm gonna kick your ass. 31 00:02:56,492 --> 00:02:59,120 -Kick my ass? This is a bat. -It's just aluminum. 32 00:02:59,295 --> 00:03:00,922 -Just a wimp. -Threatening me? 33 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:04,362 No, but I'll hit you because you're really big and crazy... 34 00:03:04,534 --> 00:03:07,401 ...and you're scaring me right now. I'm gonna hit you. 35 00:03:11,241 --> 00:03:13,141 That dislocated the jaw. 36 00:03:13,309 --> 00:03:16,676 Walter, let me read you Mr. Harris' statement. 37 00:03:17,513 --> 00:03:21,540 "l found Jack and some others playing ball. I politely asked them to stop... 38 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:24,687 ...as Mr. Ritchie would not be happy with this situation. 39 00:03:24,854 --> 00:03:29,791 I told Jack he was under my supervision When he told me to do an unprintable thing. 40 00:03:30,326 --> 00:03:34,729 So I told him to put the bat down, but he came at me before I could defend myself." 41 00:03:34,898 --> 00:03:36,456 And got fungoed. 42 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:41,166 -So, what do you think, judge? -Good, quick hands. 43 00:03:41,905 --> 00:03:44,465 He's also got an interesting rap sheet. 44 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:49,202 Got a couple of breaking and enterings, no convictions. 45 00:03:49,412 --> 00:03:53,781 He's got a bunco rap here. Suspected of conning a police officer out of some money. 46 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:58,148 -They always wind up here, don't they? -Hawaii is sort of the end of the line. 47 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,221 They never seem to go on to Tokyo. 48 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:03,757 We ought to put him in jail, let him work on his swing a bit. 49 00:04:03,927 --> 00:04:05,758 Let's just keep an eye on him. 50 00:04:05,929 --> 00:04:09,695 He did manage to shut down Ray Ritchie's construction site for a bit. 51 00:04:09,866 --> 00:04:11,493 Standup guy in my book. 52 00:04:13,202 --> 00:04:15,329 I hope you enjoyed your stay with us. 53 00:04:15,538 --> 00:04:19,338 Just sign that at the bottom. Your company was kind enough to dropped off your paycheck... 54 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:23,240 ...which ought to be a good head start in getting you off the island. 55 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,847 I had a harp, a harmonica. 56 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,678 Neither one. 57 00:04:30,219 --> 00:04:31,948 A Hohner. You didn't see..? 58 00:04:32,121 --> 00:04:35,056 Why would anyone want a prisoner's used harmonica? 59 00:04:35,224 --> 00:04:38,625 Would you like to look back in your cell for 30 more days for it? 60 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:40,456 No, I wouldn't. 61 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:42,894 You can pick a new one up at waialua-- 62 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:47,560 Why don't you buy one in Honolulu, sport. I'll put you on the Pearl Shuttle today. 63 00:04:47,804 --> 00:04:50,568 That's all right. I'll see you. 64 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,332 Better not. 65 00:05:08,424 --> 00:05:10,153 Now what? 66 00:05:10,326 --> 00:05:13,659 You don't work for me anymore, so I don't have to help you out. 67 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:15,420 Fair enough. 68 00:05:15,598 --> 00:05:17,998 I will tell you something for your own good. 69 00:05:18,768 --> 00:05:20,429 Go back to the mainland. 70 00:05:20,603 --> 00:05:25,540 What, miss the big surf season? Are you crazy? I live for these big waves. 71 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:29,109 You club a foreman in front of his men, someone will knife you... 72 00:05:29,278 --> 00:05:31,371 ...so fast you won't even feel it. 73 00:05:31,547 --> 00:05:35,108 Well, I got a long walk ahead of me. Thanks for the tip, Bob Jr. 74 00:05:35,284 --> 00:05:36,649 I'll be seeing you around. 75 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:40,084 Jack, Mr. Ritchie got you out because we got a hotel to build. 76 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,282 And it won't get built with all the workers in courtrooms. 77 00:05:43,459 --> 00:05:49,022 The quicker you shut up, the quicker I'm gone. I got a long walk ahead of me. 78 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:52,200 And then you're out of here? 79 00:05:52,368 --> 00:05:55,565 -I'm gone. -I'll give you a ride to your truck. 80 00:05:55,738 --> 00:05:58,536 Now you're talking. You'd have been a big hit in jail. 81 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:00,073 -Don't touch me. -Seriously. 82 00:06:23,099 --> 00:06:24,566 Nancy. 83 00:06:27,236 --> 00:06:29,670 Come on, I got a lot to do today. 84 00:06:32,108 --> 00:06:35,600 What do you want me to do when your wife comes back from Honolulu? 85 00:06:35,778 --> 00:06:37,040 You go to the lodge. 86 00:06:37,213 --> 00:06:40,671 What, slip out the back door as she comes in the front? Like this? 87 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:42,374 I'll be back next Thursday. 88 00:06:42,552 --> 00:06:47,285 If you don't like this, Bob Jr. can drive you past Cane Haul Road, where you came from. 89 00:06:47,457 --> 00:06:50,949 Well, it's nice to know you can't live without me, Ray. 90 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,754 Did I make any promises to you? 91 00:06:54,363 --> 00:06:56,729 We're clear? Do I owe you anything? 92 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:59,163 Ray Ritchie, always the businessman. 93 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:03,265 You're a cute kid, Nancy. 94 00:07:03,439 --> 00:07:06,875 If I had to replace you, it'd probably take me most of the day. 95 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,274 Think I don't know you're up to something? 96 00:07:13,549 --> 00:07:15,574 Who are you fooling with? 97 00:07:16,152 --> 00:07:18,017 You, Ray. 98 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:23,215 Get dressed. You're coming with me. Hurry up, get your skinny ass moving. 99 00:07:23,626 --> 00:07:25,651 Come on, I don't have all day. 100 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,710 -Hey, there he is! -Yeah, he's our brother! 101 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,108 Show them, man. 102 00:07:45,281 --> 00:07:46,543 Give the man a bat. 103 00:07:47,116 --> 00:07:48,981 Brother, you the man. 104 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,057 Yeah. 105 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,332 You missed a spot. Beat it, Frank. 106 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,537 I'm taking The Alison out for a cruise. We'll moor it in Lanikuhonua. 107 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:17,736 -Then I'm heading to Honolulu. -Excellent. 108 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,275 -ls that him? -Yes, sir. 109 00:08:20,449 --> 00:08:22,917 -He's been arrested before, huh? -A few times. 110 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:27,021 -What for? -Various scams. B and E, mostly. 111 00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:29,181 What's "B and E"? 112 00:08:29,525 --> 00:08:31,459 Breaking and entering. 113 00:08:31,727 --> 00:08:33,718 That ought to turn you on. 114 00:08:56,652 --> 00:09:00,213 Mr. Ritchie, you want to get rid of me bad enough to give me a lift? 115 00:09:00,389 --> 00:09:02,220 Sure, cowboy. 116 00:09:03,092 --> 00:09:05,856 But not bad enough to drive with you to Honolulu. 117 00:09:06,028 --> 00:09:07,928 Mahalo, anyway. 118 00:09:38,794 --> 00:09:41,922 -Dude, wait till I tell you what I found. -No, pass. 119 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:45,893 -What do you mean? I didn't say anything. -I'm semi-retired. 120 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:49,560 -I know what you're gonna say. -No. What you are is out of a job. 121 00:09:49,739 --> 00:09:53,766 This is the place I've been telling you about, and I can't do it without you. 122 00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:59,176 Let me explain it simply. I just did a short visit to jail. That's enough for a while. 123 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:03,614 -lt was a pain in the ass. I'm taking a break. -I've been casing this all summer. 124 00:10:03,786 --> 00:10:07,381 Don't make me waste that work. One quick look, that's all I'm asking. 125 00:10:07,556 --> 00:10:09,251 We're talking about a fat goose. 126 00:10:09,425 --> 00:10:12,223 Hear what I'm saying? You're looking at the new me. 127 00:10:12,395 --> 00:10:14,090 Come on. Come take a look. 128 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:17,929 -You still owe Harris money? -I don't wanna talk about that. 129 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,933 I'm gonna take one look. Would you do it for me? 130 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:23,537 -I would do it for you. -Okay. 131 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:27,506 -Okay. One look. One look. -Beautiful. 132 00:10:36,185 --> 00:10:38,153 -What do you think? -How many we got? 133 00:10:38,321 --> 00:10:40,983 I count 20 cars, but they're all down at the beach. 134 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:44,217 Okay. You wait here. 135 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:47,419 -Yes. -Anybody comes, you still wait here. 136 00:10:47,596 --> 00:10:51,794 -Oh, what if, like, the cops come by? -Just watch them roll by. Are you nervous? 137 00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:56,301 -Are you having second thoughts? -I just wanna make sure I'm doing it right. 138 00:10:56,472 --> 00:10:59,635 -Everything's cool. -Who's ever sure if it's cool? 139 00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:01,606 Let me just open.. 140 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:06,112 Bad start here. Getting a little sloppy here. 141 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,275 What are we doing? We're just delivering beer. 142 00:11:10,453 --> 00:11:13,945 No crime in that. Not yet, at least. They haven't outlawed that. 143 00:11:35,644 --> 00:11:37,236 Hello. 144 00:11:37,713 --> 00:11:39,874 You guys order some beer? 145 00:12:40,142 --> 00:12:41,769 Hey. 146 00:12:42,077 --> 00:12:45,444 Hi. Aloha. I'm wendy with the Haleiwa Party Planners. 147 00:12:45,614 --> 00:12:50,210 -Yeah, we thought you'd never make it. -I know. We're just swamped today. Sorry. 148 00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:53,946 -You're a mermaid. -Yeah, you ordered the Catch of the Day. 149 00:12:54,123 --> 00:12:56,091 Yeah, yeah. We made the right choice. 150 00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:58,950 -Flippers and all. Wow. -Great. 151 00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:02,620 -I'll turn you loose there in the kitchen. -Okay. 152 00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:06,791 Your flippers clean? Just the floors. We had to give a cleaning deposit. 153 00:13:06,969 --> 00:13:08,698 -Okay. -They look all right. 154 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,999 -That little shimmering stuff looks good. -Thanks. 155 00:13:17,813 --> 00:13:22,045 -Give it to me. Give it to me. -Hold it, hold it, get over here. 156 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,118 Give me my cut. 157 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:26,648 You're gonna be happy With this one. 158 00:13:27,156 --> 00:13:28,589 -What is this? -What's what? 159 00:13:28,757 --> 00:13:32,158 -Dude, this is 200. You said we made six. -Yeah, right. 160 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:36,560 Yeah, but 200 is your cut. That's the going rate for hiding in the truck. 161 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:40,429 Come on, I'm 1 5 in the hole to Harris. I wasn't hiding in the truck. 162 00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:44,972 -I'm not a rich man. -Jack, please. 163 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,301 -Thanks. -Hold it. 164 00:13:49,478 --> 00:13:51,105 Take the wallets and the box... 165 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,716 ...go get rid of them behind Kammie's Market, in the dumpsters. 166 00:13:54,884 --> 00:13:56,977 Absolutely. We should do this again soon. 167 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,711 You know, they got a video of you batting Harris? 168 00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:29,912 -ls that right? -Yeah. 169 00:14:30,085 --> 00:14:31,848 How did you happen to see it? 170 00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:36,321 Well, if Harris hadn't dropped the charges, the trial would've been in my court. 171 00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:38,323 I'm the D.J. here. 172 00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:41,193 District judge, among other things. 173 00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:44,992 I'm glad you sat down. Let me ask you, if they dropped the charges... 174 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:48,933 -...how come they're telling me to leave? -Can't make you leave... 175 00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:51,197 ...unless they make something up. 176 00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,671 There we are. Thank you. 177 00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:58,342 What's this for? 178 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:02,473 Chamber of commerce, welcome wagon. 179 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:09,387 Now, for what it's worth, kid, I think you're better off out from under Ray Ritchie. 180 00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:13,551 -You're not a fan of Ray Ritchie's? -Don't like the way he does things. 181 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,260 See, he's supposed to be in Chapter 1 1. 182 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:21,631 Any businessman knows, if you're bankrupt, you can't afford to build that hotel. 183 00:15:21,804 --> 00:15:23,601 Are you a businessman? 184 00:15:23,772 --> 00:15:26,764 I got a little resort spot. 185 00:15:27,142 --> 00:15:28,803 Surf camp. 186 00:15:29,111 --> 00:15:32,706 I guess Ray's big, ugly hotel Wouldn't be so great for your business. 187 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:36,783 No, not at all. It's just the way he treats us locals. 188 00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:39,853 You got a bunch of little cabins over near the beach? 189 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,354 Keiki Vista? Shit. 190 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,754 -I've got 1 2 bungalows, my man. -Bungalows? 191 00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:49,921 Bungalows. Bedroom, kitchen, bath. The whole works. 192 00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:52,090 You wanna see a pretty girl? 193 00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:59,733 She's practically undressing me with her eyes there. 194 00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:03,142 Do you know that guy she's sitting with? 195 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:08,942 Bob Jr.? He's Ray Ritchie's flunky. His old man and I play dominoes together. 196 00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:10,914 What's that girl's name? 197 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,278 Nancy-something. 198 00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:16,720 She's Ray's assistant. But that's a euphemism. 199 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,554 Kind of young to be a euphemism, isn't she? 200 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,754 Word of warning. She's been in my court a couple of times. 201 00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:24,865 -This girl? -Started young. 202 00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,501 Looks so sWeet. 203 00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:31,163 Yeah. One of those unfortunate girls who's turned on by the criminal type. 204 00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:32,997 Poor girl. 205 00:16:33,342 --> 00:16:36,038 I wonder what she's doing with Bob Jr. 206 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:42,674 Bob's old man, dumb-shit, undersold all of his property to Ray Ritchie. 207 00:16:42,851 --> 00:16:45,513 Don't look now, but Dumbshit Jr.'s coming over. 208 00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:52,959 -Bob. -Are you trying to be cute? 209 00:16:53,128 --> 00:16:55,961 Now, Junior, who can be cute with you around? 210 00:16:56,131 --> 00:16:59,498 -This is company business, Walter. -Does he Work for you? 211 00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:01,932 No. We paid him off, and he agreed to leave. 212 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,334 You paid him off because you owed him. 213 00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:07,600 Now he doesn't work for you anymore. Right? Right. 214 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:11,712 So if he doesn't want to go anywhere, he doesn't have to. Right? Right. 215 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,043 -Right. -You letting him fight your battles for you? 216 00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:18,653 Yeah. Seems to be doing a good job. 217 00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:20,681 Right. 218 00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:25,959 If I wasn't with someone I might just pick your ass up and carry you out of here. 219 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,825 You might have to if Walter keeps buying me beer. I'm all liquored up. 220 00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:32,159 I'm just trying to keep my wits about me. 221 00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:36,293 Look, Junior, I invited this guy to have a beer, and we're not done. 222 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:41,341 We might have another one or 1 0 more. The point is, you said what you came to say. 223 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:43,410 So now why don't you just leave. 224 00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:50,551 I get the feeling we're gonna run into each other again. 225 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,819 And one of us is gonna end up looking like shit. 226 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:59,318 I got a head start on you in that department. It's not fair. 227 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,327 Your Honor. 228 00:18:08,537 --> 00:18:11,506 -Bob Jr. scare you? -Yeah, he does. 229 00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:14,332 Not as much as that girl, though. 230 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,368 Thank you, there. 231 00:18:17,546 --> 00:18:19,446 Appreciate that. 232 00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:23,976 -You gonna be hanging around here? -I don't know yet. 233 00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:26,747 Want to come to work at Keiki Vista? 234 00:18:26,955 --> 00:18:29,651 I'll pay you $250.. No. 235 00:18:29,825 --> 00:18:31,087 I'll pay you... 236 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:35,754 ...$300 a week and give you a place to stay that you can fix up. You think it over. 237 00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:50,270 -Hey. -Hey, yourself. 238 00:19:07,362 --> 00:19:10,331 Hi, I'm Number 9. 239 00:19:10,699 --> 00:19:13,930 I have a weird showerhead that just keeps spraying everywhere. 240 00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:15,831 -Think you can fix it? -Sure. 241 00:19:16,004 --> 00:19:19,201 I just wanna finish what I started here, then I'll get on it. 242 00:19:19,374 --> 00:19:21,604 -Thanks. -Thanks, Number 9. 243 00:19:29,351 --> 00:19:31,945 I want you to check the showerhead in Number 9. 244 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,749 I just spoke with her. So I guess I'm the plumber also. 245 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,984 And the cook and the lifeguard before I'm through with you. 246 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:40,958 Does Ray Ritchie live around here? 247 00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:45,392 You mean, does Nancy live around here? 248 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,302 That pimp starter castle up the beach. 249 00:21:03,378 --> 00:21:06,745 Okay, call me when you get there. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 250 00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:14,919 That's great. 251 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,960 Well, same to you. 252 00:21:21,596 --> 00:21:23,860 Oh, really? 253 00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:28,963 Yeah. I was just on the phone with him. 254 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:40,173 Yeah, he's kind of interesting in sort of a limited way, for an off night. 255 00:21:40,349 --> 00:21:43,910 Listen, I have to run. My personal trainer just showed up. 256 00:21:44,453 --> 00:21:45,784 Mahalo. 257 00:21:46,088 --> 00:21:49,148 Sorry. I didn't mean to startle you like that. 258 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,155 You are good at this B and E thing, aren't you? 259 00:21:52,327 --> 00:21:54,352 It's more trespassing at this point. 260 00:21:54,529 --> 00:21:58,465 So should I call the police now, or you gonna tie me up and loot the place? 261 00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:00,100 Call the cops? 262 00:22:00,268 --> 00:22:03,669 You go to this trouble to get me here, and now you call the cops? 263 00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:05,739 A word of advice. 264 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,842 If you're thinking of scamming Ray Ritchie, think twice. 265 00:22:09,011 --> 00:22:12,174 Who said anything about scamming? I came to see if you wanted to surf. 266 00:22:12,347 --> 00:22:15,248 -You, downstairs. -Let me ask you... 267 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:19,581 -...why were you winking at me in the bar? -I wasn't winking at you at the bar. 268 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,053 Like hell, you didn't. 269 00:22:22,724 --> 00:22:26,956 -You get scared being here all alone? -I'm never all alone. 270 00:22:29,197 --> 00:22:30,994 So beautiful. 271 00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:35,462 -This looks like a good one. -No, not that one. It's too stimulating. 272 00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:38,299 -Let's do something else. -Like what? 273 00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:42,807 Let's do something that makes the sex better afterwards. 274 00:22:43,412 --> 00:22:46,813 Sometimes sex makes the sex better afterwards. I'm old-fashioned. 275 00:22:46,982 --> 00:22:52,921 I don't know what you'd be interested in. I'm the poor, unfortunate criminal type. 276 00:22:53,088 --> 00:22:56,615 -Yeah, you look dangerous. -Kind of an outlaw. 277 00:22:56,792 --> 00:23:00,387 You know, I get into things like stealing cars and.... 278 00:23:00,562 --> 00:23:01,824 You know how? 279 00:23:02,097 --> 00:23:06,033 -Please. You wouldn't be interested in that.. -I'll make you a deal. 280 00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:10,900 Why don't you show me how, and I'll show you something, whatever you want. 281 00:23:11,073 --> 00:23:13,064 Like how to make bail? 282 00:23:18,013 --> 00:23:22,109 I'm starting to get a little nervous. Is Ray a great boxer or something? 283 00:23:22,584 --> 00:23:23,915 Take your shoes off. 284 00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:26,948 Watch your head. 285 00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:30,756 -Don't be scared. -This is like a.. 286 00:23:32,060 --> 00:23:34,358 Are you serious? You really want to box? 287 00:23:34,529 --> 00:23:36,827 I win, you show me how to steal a car. 288 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,627 You win, I do Whatever you want. 289 00:23:41,403 --> 00:23:44,236 -Put them up. -Did you grow up on a Marine base? 290 00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:48,035 Just don't use the " I've never hit a girl" excuse. 291 00:23:48,210 --> 00:23:49,507 I've never hit a girl. 292 00:23:52,314 --> 00:23:55,681 Don't be hitting me on my head When I'm not looking. 293 00:23:55,884 --> 00:23:58,114 You've just awakened a sleeping giant. 294 00:23:58,286 --> 00:24:02,313 -Tell me everything about yourself. -No, you first. I need to work on my D. 295 00:24:02,491 --> 00:24:06,120 Okay. I dropped out of high school, took a trip to Hollywood... 296 00:24:06,294 --> 00:24:09,730 ...went broke, came home and hostessed at a strip club. 297 00:24:09,898 --> 00:24:12,833 Everybody hostesses. Nobody strips. 298 00:24:14,336 --> 00:24:16,804 -Too shy. -Too shy? 299 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:19,905 I met Ray and figured him for an easy mark and.... 300 00:24:21,109 --> 00:24:24,806 And I sort of liked him when I found out he cheats on his taxes. 301 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:27,312 The arrangement works out fine. 302 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,516 And you? 303 00:24:29,684 --> 00:24:32,118 You're not gonna believe it, you told my story. 304 00:24:32,287 --> 00:24:35,051 Too shy to strip, so I was a hostess too. 305 00:24:41,963 --> 00:24:43,954 You hit me! 306 00:24:44,132 --> 00:24:45,429 Is that allowed? 307 00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:49,835 -"I've never hit a girl before." -Come on, let's work on our clinches. 308 00:24:50,539 --> 00:24:52,063 Let's go steal a car. 309 00:24:57,112 --> 00:25:00,377 You happy now? We did it. Stole a car. 310 00:25:02,784 --> 00:25:04,251 -Easy. -What do we do? 311 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,080 -Shit. -Be cool. 312 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:10,020 -We're in a stolen car. -True, but they don't know that. 313 00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:12,889 -Hopefully. -Hey, boys! 314 00:25:46,194 --> 00:25:47,821 Nancy? 315 00:25:50,398 --> 00:25:52,127 Nancy? 316 00:25:53,435 --> 00:25:55,232 Nancy? 317 00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:02,169 Okay, a little cat-and-mouse. Well, I'll play the game. 318 00:26:02,344 --> 00:26:05,780 -Nancy! -Don't look. I'm taking my clothes off. 319 00:26:05,947 --> 00:26:08,745 I get shy at the weirdest times. 320 00:27:02,671 --> 00:27:04,901 It's my party dress. 321 00:27:06,007 --> 00:27:07,304 Mine too. 322 00:27:08,777 --> 00:27:11,940 So is this Mr. Ritchie's boat, The Alison? 323 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:15,512 -Who's Alison? -Take a wild guess. 324 00:27:16,251 --> 00:27:20,881 Mrs. R. God, he must really love her to name such a great boat after her. 325 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,923 Come here. Come sit down next to me. 326 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,995 So let's have it. 327 00:27:33,168 --> 00:27:35,796 -Have what? -Just ask me. 328 00:27:40,442 --> 00:27:43,411 So ask me what you want to ask me. 329 00:27:44,446 --> 00:27:47,574 Okay. Have you ever stolen any money? 330 00:27:49,117 --> 00:27:51,745 I'll grab something if it's lying around. 331 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:54,281 What's the most you ever got? 332 00:27:55,357 --> 00:27:57,985 -Couple hundred bucks. -Okay. 333 00:27:58,159 --> 00:28:02,186 What if I told you there was 200,000 lying around? 334 00:28:02,364 --> 00:28:06,357 -Would you have the nerve to take it? -We talking about Ray Ritchie's money? 335 00:28:06,534 --> 00:28:11,096 -Wouldn't that make it a little more fun? -Where would this 200,000 be lying around? 336 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:15,140 In his hunting lodge, up in the Waialua Hills. 337 00:28:16,511 --> 00:28:19,378 -What's he got the money for? -For the local gangsters. 338 00:28:19,547 --> 00:28:23,950 He wants to make sure there are no more protesters at the construction site. 339 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,110 -You following? -Yeah, I follow you. 340 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:29,984 -How do you know all this? -Bob Jr. told me. 341 00:28:30,592 --> 00:28:34,892 -And the money just sits there? -Bob Jr. will be with it. 342 00:28:35,163 --> 00:28:36,687 We'll find a way to grab it. 343 00:28:36,865 --> 00:28:39,732 Two hundred grand's a lot different from a TV set. 344 00:28:39,901 --> 00:28:41,493 Yeah, it's way lighter. 345 00:28:41,870 --> 00:28:44,065 I'll take a look at the lodge. 346 00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:46,166 Let's have a drink. 347 00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:51,270 You gotta admit this is a great boat. I mean, even if it is called The Alison. 348 00:28:51,446 --> 00:28:54,415 Wait till you see the one they name after me. 349 00:29:02,190 --> 00:29:05,887 And I guess now we call it a night. 350 00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:07,789 That was fun. I had a good time. 351 00:29:07,962 --> 00:29:10,055 -Me too. -Yeah. 352 00:29:10,231 --> 00:29:11,960 -I'll be seeing you. -Wait, Nancy. 353 00:29:12,133 --> 00:29:15,762 I mean, you wanna have a nightcap? 354 00:29:17,205 --> 00:29:22,006 -We could break into a house or something. -Okay, yeah. 355 00:29:22,777 --> 00:29:26,269 If you're sure the house is empty, why are we whispering? 356 00:29:26,448 --> 00:29:28,848 Professional courtesy. 357 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,043 -What's that? -I don't know, a shrunken head? 358 00:29:33,288 --> 00:29:34,550 God. 359 00:29:36,090 --> 00:29:38,115 Get a room. 360 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,255 And a rubber! 361 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,976 -Oh, hey, Jack. How are you? -Frank, what--? 362 00:30:05,019 --> 00:30:08,420 -How'd you know I was here? -The guy outside said this was yours. 363 00:30:08,590 --> 00:30:13,493 -Did he tell you to make yourself at home? -No, I tried the door and it was open. 364 00:30:13,661 --> 00:30:16,960 -I'm sorry. -No, it's okay. I've just had a crazy day. 365 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:21,593 Well, listen, I hate to burden you with this, but.... 366 00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:24,567 -Can I get you anything? -Harris has these guys... 367 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:27,970 ...and they're gonna kick my ass if I don't pay him his money. 368 00:30:28,142 --> 00:30:32,203 -What do you want me to do? Pay him. -Harris says I know where you're hiding. 369 00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:37,010 First, I'm not really hiding. Second, you Would never tell him where I was hiding... 370 00:30:37,185 --> 00:30:40,120 -...because you're my friend. -I'm not threatening you. 371 00:30:40,288 --> 00:30:44,554 Things will get weird if it seems you're threatening me and I'm threatening you. 372 00:30:44,726 --> 00:30:48,253 Listen, I'm desperate for this money, and we're friends, right? 373 00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:53,059 Yeah, we're friends. But it's the type of friendship where if you're in trouble... 374 00:30:53,234 --> 00:30:57,864 ...I probably won't be there for you just like I wouldn't expect you to be there for me. 375 00:30:58,039 --> 00:31:02,840 It's a more honest friendship. It's not this phony thing. It's like a genuine friendship. 376 00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:06,742 I can't trust you. You can't trust me. I'm not taking a bullet for you. 377 00:31:06,915 --> 00:31:11,011 -I'm not gonna jump on a grenade for you. -Jack, Jack, cut the shit, will you? 378 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,847 -How much do you owe Harris? -Fifteen hundred. 379 00:31:15,023 --> 00:31:17,253 Dollars? You think I got 1 500? 380 00:31:17,425 --> 00:31:20,394 No, no, but you know how to get that kind of money. 381 00:31:21,696 --> 00:31:23,061 Okay. 382 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:26,233 I got one thing I'm working on. Maybe I can work you in. 383 00:31:26,401 --> 00:31:29,427 Yes, please. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thanks. 384 00:31:29,604 --> 00:31:31,572 Wait, you wanna tell me about it now? 385 00:31:31,739 --> 00:31:35,300 -I'm working out details. I'll surprise you. -Thanks. Thanks, man. 386 00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:52,417 Bravo! 387 00:31:54,862 --> 00:31:57,456 Hey, you went flying off there that time. 388 00:31:57,632 --> 00:32:00,465 -Mahalo. -Very good dive. 389 00:32:00,635 --> 00:32:04,162 -Appreciate that, Walter. -Pretty high up there, isn't it? 390 00:32:04,572 --> 00:32:06,164 Well, you ready to try it? 391 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:11,301 Me? No, I wanna give my food a chance to settle before I get up there. 392 00:32:12,313 --> 00:32:14,304 Oh, boy, look at that. 393 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,048 Figured out your day off? 394 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,681 Yeah, I was thinking about maybe Friday. 395 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:22,846 -No, I need you Friday. -What? 396 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,686 -I've got a meeting. -What do you got a meeting on? 397 00:32:28,262 --> 00:32:29,923 None of your business. 398 00:32:33,101 --> 00:32:34,932 So tomorrow's better than Friday? 399 00:32:36,571 --> 00:32:37,868 Yeah. 400 00:32:39,841 --> 00:32:42,469 So I hear you found a new friend. 401 00:32:43,578 --> 00:32:45,773 You mean Nancy? No. 402 00:32:46,114 --> 00:32:47,945 She belongs to Ray Ritchie. 403 00:32:48,282 --> 00:32:52,514 -Well, I didn't think he'd given her to you. -No, she's still Ritchie's. 404 00:32:54,255 --> 00:32:56,052 As long as you remember. 405 00:32:57,325 --> 00:32:59,259 Pretty girl, though. 406 00:33:09,470 --> 00:33:14,669 This house, there's no newspaper out front, Which makes me think that they're home. 407 00:33:14,842 --> 00:33:16,571 Over at that house.... 408 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:20,942 That house is definitely occupied. Judging from the car, it's an elderly couple. 409 00:33:21,115 --> 00:33:23,948 I get along really well with my grandmother. 410 00:33:24,118 --> 00:33:26,712 You do? Yeah, me too. Okay, we'll skip that house. 411 00:33:26,888 --> 00:33:30,847 Then off in the distance, we got a little happy-hour get-together going on. 412 00:33:31,025 --> 00:33:35,291 Obviously, we're gonna pass. So I think we're gonna find an empty house. 413 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:37,196 Where's the rush? 414 00:33:52,146 --> 00:33:54,546 What are you gonna say if someone comes? 415 00:33:55,216 --> 00:33:57,446 Are the Ambruzazaolas here? 416 00:33:57,618 --> 00:33:59,882 What if that's their name? 417 00:34:00,054 --> 00:34:01,612 -Ambruzazaola? -Yes. 418 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,280 -What are the odds? -Where's the bounce? 419 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,929 Here we go. 420 00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:24,338 There. You getting a little bounce? 421 00:34:24,512 --> 00:34:26,275 A little. 422 00:34:27,215 --> 00:34:29,115 Perfect. 423 00:34:32,386 --> 00:34:33,876 -Are you scared? -No. 424 00:34:34,756 --> 00:34:37,224 Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going? 425 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,441 -Guess if I have clothes on. -The guy who lives here is a cop. 426 00:34:56,611 --> 00:34:58,841 -I know. I know. Guess. -I know the guy. 427 00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,878 Guess. 428 00:35:01,616 --> 00:35:03,413 -What is this? -I don't know. 429 00:35:03,584 --> 00:35:06,553 Son of a bitch, this is my harmonica. That.. 430 00:35:06,721 --> 00:35:07,983 What? 431 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,119 Come here. Come here. Hurry. 432 00:35:14,595 --> 00:35:16,790 Christ, I'm late. 433 00:35:19,066 --> 00:35:22,058 Where'd you tear my shirt off last night? 434 00:35:24,772 --> 00:35:27,969 It may be downstairs. Check, love. I'm on duty in 1 0 minutes. 435 00:35:28,142 --> 00:35:29,871 Yes, officer. 436 00:35:45,493 --> 00:35:48,553 -Take that shirt off. Let's go. -No way. I earned it. 437 00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:50,492 -Take it off. -No. 438 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,731 -Come on. -"Yes, officer." 439 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:55,766 -Not funny. -Yes, it is. 440 00:35:55,937 --> 00:35:58,371 Did you see that tattoo? 441 00:35:59,207 --> 00:36:01,266 Mercy. 442 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:21,561 -Aloha, Jack. -Hey, Number 9. 443 00:36:21,729 --> 00:36:25,392 -I have to use your bathroom. -I'm surprised you didn't use the cop's. 444 00:36:25,566 --> 00:36:27,193 What if he'd seen us? 445 00:36:27,368 --> 00:36:29,859 He would have seen his career and reputation go. 446 00:36:30,037 --> 00:36:32,835 Let me tell you. He probably would've had to kill us. 447 00:36:33,007 --> 00:36:36,204 There's a fine line between taking a risk and being an idiot. 448 00:36:36,377 --> 00:36:39,346 Maybe he's fine being gay. Not everyone's in the closet. 449 00:36:39,513 --> 00:36:41,640 What does that mean? 450 00:36:43,918 --> 00:36:46,148 Hurry. 451 00:36:54,228 --> 00:36:56,162 -What a freak-hole. -What? 452 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:58,298 Jack, it's really depressing here. 453 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,333 -I'm depressed. -This isn't depressing. 454 00:37:02,403 --> 00:37:05,861 It's one of the things I like about it, is how depressing it is. 455 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,905 It's like where dreams go to die. 456 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:14,243 You got me here. Is there something you want to show me? 457 00:37:14,749 --> 00:37:18,185 -Yeah. -What? 458 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,525 -Come on. -I'm spoken for. 459 00:37:27,695 --> 00:37:29,492 -No, you're not. -Yes, I am. 460 00:37:30,197 --> 00:37:33,360 -Let's go peek in windows. It'll be fun. -Have a heart. 461 00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:42,473 Does the party ever stop here? 462 00:37:43,144 --> 00:37:47,080 How do you handle all the excitement, one would wonder. 463 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,509 Lock it up. That's my boss. 464 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:51,914 What do we have here? 465 00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:06,766 Walter is into some kinky shit. Look at this. 466 00:38:06,934 --> 00:38:09,494 He's a good guy. He's just watching a dance show. 467 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:13,902 If he's such a good guy, don't you feel a little bad scamming him? 468 00:38:14,809 --> 00:38:18,370 I'm not scamming him. Look at me, I'm not scamming him. 469 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:21,208 You're working here like some straight-job front... 470 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,612 ...While we're planning a heist on Ray. 471 00:38:24,151 --> 00:38:27,951 It doesn't mean I don't take pride in my job. 472 00:38:28,422 --> 00:38:31,653 -Should have seen me out there raking. -Oh, shit. 473 00:38:35,696 --> 00:38:37,061 Hey, man. 474 00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:38,994 -Jack. -Hey. 475 00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:41,157 -Was that you giggling? -No. 476 00:38:41,335 --> 00:38:43,735 Must have been Number 9. 477 00:38:44,138 --> 00:38:46,402 What are you doing sneaking around here? 478 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,270 I'm not sneaking around. No, I was just thinking. 479 00:38:49,443 --> 00:38:52,469 Sometimes when I'm thinking, it looks like I'm sneaking. 480 00:38:53,614 --> 00:38:56,481 -So, what are you thinking about? -Oh, you know.... 481 00:38:56,650 --> 00:39:00,245 -I don't want to bug you. -Jack... 482 00:39:00,654 --> 00:39:02,485 ...you gotta have a little faith. 483 00:39:02,723 --> 00:39:03,985 What, like in God? 484 00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:07,886 Well, God's an imaginary friend for grownups. 485 00:39:08,062 --> 00:39:10,963 Trick is to know who to have faith in. 486 00:39:11,132 --> 00:39:13,498 I'm gonna give you a hint. 487 00:39:14,201 --> 00:39:17,637 Sometimes things are exactly as they appear. 488 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,202 Sometimes. 489 00:39:27,048 --> 00:39:29,516 What the heck does that mean? 490 00:40:05,519 --> 00:40:06,884 Get out. 491 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,080 I got something for you. 492 00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:12,190 Mr. Ritchie's private police come by about this time. 493 00:40:12,359 --> 00:40:14,919 Damn, I don't blame them. 494 00:40:15,096 --> 00:40:16,563 Tell me what you want. 495 00:40:17,231 --> 00:40:20,894 I got these wallets that I'm gonna sell you for 1 500 bucks. 496 00:40:21,368 --> 00:40:23,893 The wallets came from a house that was robbed. 497 00:40:24,071 --> 00:40:26,869 -I take them to the police.. -Take them to the police. 498 00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:29,737 -They'll appreciate help. -I could leave the case... 499 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:33,778 ...someplace where the police will find it with Jack's name written on it. 500 00:40:33,948 --> 00:40:37,111 I'm serious, his private police Will be here any minute. 501 00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:40,680 I've been waiting for hours. No police have come. 502 00:40:41,455 --> 00:40:43,548 So come on, get out. 503 00:40:44,091 --> 00:40:46,025 Okay? So we can talk? 504 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,623 Just a second. 505 00:41:19,293 --> 00:41:21,454 -Hi. -Want me to look at the showerhead? 506 00:41:21,629 --> 00:41:25,622 -Yeah. Sorry, I was just taking a nap. -Enjoying your stay? 507 00:41:25,799 --> 00:41:27,562 I love it. I love it. 508 00:41:40,447 --> 00:41:42,347 Impressive. 509 00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:52,449 Yeah. Good job. 510 00:41:55,129 --> 00:41:58,030 All right, if you need anything, just give me a holler. 511 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:02,163 Think about it. 512 00:42:33,667 --> 00:42:35,430 Nice work. 513 00:42:36,370 --> 00:42:37,894 Here. 514 00:42:39,206 --> 00:42:42,004 Ray will bring the money here Thursday. 515 00:42:45,346 --> 00:42:48,213 All we have to do is distract Bob Jr. 516 00:42:48,515 --> 00:42:50,312 And cut the phone lines. 517 00:42:52,753 --> 00:42:55,381 Which shouldn't be too hard to do. 518 00:42:55,589 --> 00:42:57,682 Very masculine feel. 519 00:42:57,858 --> 00:43:01,851 What's with the dead moose head on the wall and the lndian blankets? 520 00:43:02,529 --> 00:43:05,396 -It's a hunting lodge. -Aloha, it's Hawaii. 521 00:43:05,566 --> 00:43:07,864 Put a lei on its horns or something. 522 00:43:08,402 --> 00:43:11,894 Borrow some Hawaiian shit from Walter's place. 523 00:43:13,774 --> 00:43:16,242 So you got a plan? 524 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,043 -How you doing, Bob? -What the hell are you doing here? 525 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:30,218 -Bob. Easy, Bob. -A baseball bat? A tree branch? 526 00:43:30,391 --> 00:43:32,120 I got a tire iron in the truck. 527 00:43:35,062 --> 00:43:38,031 -What'd you do that for? -You said you had a tire iron. 528 00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:41,031 You bastard! Come here. 529 00:43:44,738 --> 00:43:46,399 Come here. 530 00:44:01,588 --> 00:44:03,453 Brutal. 531 00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:12,930 Doesn't work doing that. You got to put your head forward. 532 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:14,362 Bullshit. 533 00:44:14,535 --> 00:44:17,698 Put your head forward and blow your nose and pinch it. 534 00:44:18,539 --> 00:44:20,598 Go on, blow. 535 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:30,046 That's a lot of blood. 536 00:44:30,684 --> 00:44:32,652 My wife can get the blood out. 537 00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:35,948 Just have her use cold water. That'll do it. 538 00:44:36,890 --> 00:44:39,256 She'll know what to do. 539 00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:41,560 You all right? 540 00:44:51,472 --> 00:44:53,269 You sure showed him. 541 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,034 Too bad he's not a girl. 542 00:44:56,210 --> 00:44:58,804 -Shut the hell up. -That's okay. 543 00:44:58,979 --> 00:45:01,345 -It's the thought that counts. -Count me out. 544 00:45:01,515 --> 00:45:04,006 I don't care how much money is in the lodge. 545 00:45:04,184 --> 00:45:07,483 I didn't know how or when you'd say that, but I knew you would. 546 00:45:07,654 --> 00:45:10,817 Police will ask Bob Jr. if anything strange happened. 547 00:45:10,991 --> 00:45:13,221 -He'll mention this. -Ray's gonna report... 548 00:45:13,394 --> 00:45:17,854 ...his leg-breaking payoff money was stolen? I'm sure. 549 00:45:18,866 --> 00:45:20,697 Come on, let's talk about it... 550 00:45:20,868 --> 00:45:23,769 ...after I've cleaned you up. Okay? 551 00:45:24,071 --> 00:45:25,698 Come on. 552 00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:29,070 Come on. You were wonderful. 553 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:42,649 -There's no beer in the fridge. -ln the cabinet. 554 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,485 In the cabinet? What are you, British? 555 00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:56,200 Oh, boy. 556 00:46:01,809 --> 00:46:04,369 No beer. Just a bunch of wallets. 557 00:46:04,545 --> 00:46:06,035 Recognize them? 558 00:46:06,213 --> 00:46:09,114 What's the name of the little game you're playing? 559 00:46:09,283 --> 00:46:13,379 Gee, if I didn't know better, Jack, I'd think you were a moody guy. 560 00:46:14,288 --> 00:46:17,052 Well, I'll see you later on. Take care. 561 00:46:17,224 --> 00:46:20,091 Frank-something came here last night. 562 00:46:20,294 --> 00:46:23,695 If I didn't give him 1 500 for the wallets, he'd go to the cops. 563 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:26,025 -He settled for 450. -You got robbed. 564 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,033 He'd have settled for 1 00. Why did he think you'd care? 565 00:46:29,770 --> 00:46:31,795 He must figure We have something going. 566 00:46:31,972 --> 00:46:35,135 -He could see the chemistry. -I guess. 567 00:46:35,309 --> 00:46:38,039 Jack, we cannot afford a loose cannon here. 568 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,703 From where I'm sitting, you're the loose cannon. 569 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:43,247 And as far as Frank goes, that's his story. 570 00:46:44,318 --> 00:46:50,553 -Jack, I need you. -I know. Let me think about it. 571 00:46:50,724 --> 00:46:53,625 Okay, I've thought about it. No, I'm gonna pass. 572 00:46:53,794 --> 00:46:55,659 I'm gonna take these with me. 573 00:46:55,829 --> 00:46:57,888 Jackie. 574 00:47:07,107 --> 00:47:11,271 Oh, come on. That's insulting. Do you think I'm that easy? 575 00:47:12,779 --> 00:47:16,306 -Maybe I am that easy. -You are that easy. 576 00:47:21,054 --> 00:47:24,182 -Wait, wait. -It's probably my mom. 577 00:47:24,358 --> 00:47:26,383 Hold that thought. 578 00:47:27,995 --> 00:47:30,293 Is your mother hot? 579 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:34,063 What? I want to know if you look like mother-daughter. 580 00:47:34,234 --> 00:47:35,599 -Easy, Jack. -Jeez. 581 00:47:45,012 --> 00:47:46,912 Hi, gorgeous. 582 00:47:52,152 --> 00:47:54,313 I got 20 minutes, tops. 583 00:47:54,488 --> 00:47:55,955 Ticktock. 584 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:59,354 -Where's Mrs. B.J.? -She's at the beauty parlor. 585 00:47:59,526 --> 00:48:01,585 Getting her hair enlarged? 586 00:48:01,762 --> 00:48:04,287 -You taking a shower? -No. 587 00:48:04,932 --> 00:48:06,729 I'm just glad to see you. 588 00:48:08,235 --> 00:48:09,998 I was about to. 589 00:48:10,737 --> 00:48:14,173 -Maybe you could use some company. -No. 590 00:48:14,341 --> 00:48:16,502 I like you un-fresh. 591 00:48:17,044 --> 00:48:19,706 That little bastard sucker punched me. 592 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,407 -No, you kicked his ass. -You think? 593 00:48:24,585 --> 00:48:26,576 I'm gonna turn the shower off. 594 00:48:26,753 --> 00:48:28,516 -You wait right here. -Okay. 595 00:48:46,903 --> 00:48:48,336 Who was it down there? 596 00:48:48,871 --> 00:48:51,396 The neighborhood watch, probably looking for you. 597 00:48:51,574 --> 00:48:53,371 You stay in this bed... 598 00:48:53,543 --> 00:48:57,741 ...and we will get honest to God dirty serious about finishing this. 599 00:48:58,748 --> 00:49:01,012 Come on. 600 00:49:02,819 --> 00:49:04,081 Come on. 601 00:49:04,387 --> 00:49:06,651 -I'll be back. -Where's my happy ending? 602 00:49:06,823 --> 00:49:08,450 Stop. 603 00:49:19,268 --> 00:49:22,135 -Fifteen minutes and counting. -Call this an appetizer. 604 00:49:22,305 --> 00:49:25,468 -Main course, Thursday night. -Call it whatever you want. 605 00:49:25,641 --> 00:49:27,268 Come here. 606 00:49:30,346 --> 00:49:31,938 Come here. 607 00:49:32,682 --> 00:49:34,047 Oh, shit. 608 00:49:34,450 --> 00:49:37,317 -That's got to be Ray. -Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 609 00:49:37,587 --> 00:49:40,215 Look, I have obligations around here, okay? 610 00:49:40,390 --> 00:49:43,086 I'll be back in a flash. 611 00:49:47,130 --> 00:49:48,995 Come on. 612 00:49:51,134 --> 00:49:53,967 -You're gonna hate me. -No, I'm not. 613 00:49:55,805 --> 00:49:58,103 What? What are you doing? 614 00:49:58,274 --> 00:50:02,074 Yeah. Just have your way with me. 615 00:50:11,654 --> 00:50:14,953 -I'll be right back. -No, What are you doing? 616 00:50:20,163 --> 00:50:23,530 -Come on. -I told you I'd be quick. 617 00:50:23,699 --> 00:50:24,996 What did Ray want? 618 00:50:25,168 --> 00:50:28,331 He wanted to make sure that I don't get bored. 619 00:50:31,073 --> 00:50:32,802 Time's up. 620 00:50:32,975 --> 00:50:35,773 -lt is not. -You're not allowing for drive time. 621 00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:38,209 You better cut it out. Teasing's not fair. 622 00:50:38,381 --> 00:50:41,646 Nobody's teasing, Bob. Get your shoes. 623 00:50:43,753 --> 00:50:46,347 I don't want you to get in trouble with the wifey. 624 00:50:46,522 --> 00:50:50,322 Taste the goods now, it might spoil your appetite for the date Thursday. 625 00:50:50,493 --> 00:50:52,290 But I'm starving right now. 626 00:50:52,462 --> 00:50:55,522 You better hurry before Whatever-her-name-is gets pissed. 627 00:50:55,698 --> 00:50:58,360 See you at the lodge Thursday. 628 00:50:58,601 --> 00:51:00,501 -Thursday! -Fuck Thursday! 629 00:51:11,214 --> 00:51:16,049 At 6:00, Bob Jr. will be waiting in the hunting lodge for you. 630 00:51:16,219 --> 00:51:19,450 Take one shot and blow out a window. 631 00:51:20,256 --> 00:51:23,885 Bob Jr.'s kind of a cowboy. He'll go out, see what's going on. 632 00:51:24,060 --> 00:51:27,291 I'll go in the back and grab the money. 633 00:51:28,097 --> 00:51:30,998 But what if he comes back in? 634 00:51:32,101 --> 00:51:34,399 Blow out another window. 635 00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:38,267 I'll cut the telephone lines, puncture his tires. 636 00:51:38,441 --> 00:51:43,538 That should give me time to get back and join Walter for the domino game. 637 00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:56,014 Okay. 638 00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:57,587 Go to sleep. 639 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,628 -Good night. -Good night. 640 00:52:22,752 --> 00:52:26,984 So you're sure about your domino-game cover? 641 00:52:27,156 --> 00:52:29,317 You're sure? 642 00:52:29,492 --> 00:52:31,426 Yeah. 643 00:52:36,999 --> 00:52:39,524 -Hello. -Did you steal my cell phone? 644 00:52:39,702 --> 00:52:41,101 Yes. 645 00:52:41,270 --> 00:52:43,704 Do you know if a guy named Victor called me? 646 00:52:43,873 --> 00:52:45,670 -Yes, he did. -What did he say? 647 00:52:45,841 --> 00:52:47,103 He wanted to apologize. 648 00:52:47,276 --> 00:52:50,541 He said stuff in the heat of the moment he wished he hadn't... 649 00:52:50,713 --> 00:52:52,874 ...and hoped that you may forgive him. 650 00:52:53,049 --> 00:52:54,311 -He did? -Yeah. 651 00:52:54,483 --> 00:52:56,883 That's so sweet. Think I should call him? 652 00:52:57,053 --> 00:53:01,319 -You have his number? -Of course I do. Thank you. 653 00:53:02,992 --> 00:53:06,951 -He didn't really call, did he? -Yeah, he did. 654 00:53:07,129 --> 00:53:09,029 Of course he did. 655 00:53:09,398 --> 00:53:12,697 -Just make that up? -Jack, last night! 656 00:53:15,171 --> 00:53:17,264 I thought you were walking funny. 657 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,308 -I was just gonna ask you that. -Wasn't sure if that was my imagination. 658 00:53:22,044 --> 00:53:26,777 Tell me what first attracted you to me. 659 00:53:26,949 --> 00:53:28,940 -Come on, that's corny. -No, it's not. 660 00:53:29,118 --> 00:53:31,746 I want to know. It means a lot to me. 661 00:53:31,921 --> 00:53:34,981 You want the truth or the bullshit? 662 00:53:35,691 --> 00:53:37,318 Either. 663 00:53:37,994 --> 00:53:41,896 You're really easy on the eyes, but it was really more than that. 664 00:53:42,064 --> 00:53:46,933 It was more a sort of strength of character that you had in your face. 665 00:53:47,103 --> 00:53:51,039 This kind of generosity of spirit. 666 00:53:51,207 --> 00:53:54,438 For all your kind of strutting around and acting tough... 667 00:53:54,610 --> 00:53:58,808 ...you remind me of a little kid sometimes, and I thought that was funny. 668 00:53:58,981 --> 00:54:01,541 Okay. Now the truth. 669 00:54:03,252 --> 00:54:07,188 If that girl's not careful, she'll wind up on the business end of my di.. 670 00:54:07,356 --> 00:54:11,520 Oh, my God! Shut up. 671 00:54:14,997 --> 00:54:17,022 See you later. 672 00:54:49,699 --> 00:54:51,257 Jack. 673 00:54:52,068 --> 00:54:54,093 -What's up? -As soon as you can... 674 00:54:54,270 --> 00:54:56,932 ...go into town and get some paint for Number 9. 675 00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:59,071 -Take the Xterra. -Number 9? 676 00:54:59,241 --> 00:55:04,042 What is it with you and Number 9? I'm thinking you got something going on. 677 00:55:04,547 --> 00:55:09,143 Well, I thought so, but she's a devout Catholic. 678 00:55:09,318 --> 00:55:10,979 Oh, bless her heart. 679 00:55:11,153 --> 00:55:15,021 -Are we still on for dominoes tomorrow? -Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bring cash. 680 00:55:15,191 --> 00:55:19,252 -Those guys will kick your ass. -Noted. 681 00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:26,963 Not me. 682 00:55:27,737 --> 00:55:31,002 Funny how sounds get carried in wind. Guess it's wind chimes. 683 00:55:31,173 --> 00:55:32,800 I'm super excited to play. 684 00:55:32,975 --> 00:55:35,944 And it's payable immediately. No tears. 685 00:55:36,145 --> 00:55:37,840 Don't forget the paint. 686 00:56:15,317 --> 00:56:17,217 Hey, Mrs. Ritchie. 687 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,613 Be careful. 688 00:56:29,031 --> 00:56:32,057 Okay. There you go. 689 00:56:32,234 --> 00:56:34,464 Give me the glasses. 690 00:56:35,204 --> 00:56:38,264 -Flight okay, Mr. Ritchie? -The usual. How's the bitch? 691 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,102 -Which bitch? -Nancy. 692 00:56:41,277 --> 00:56:43,837 She's been hanging around with that Jack asshole. 693 00:56:44,013 --> 00:56:46,709 He's here? I told you to run his ass off the island. 694 00:56:47,716 --> 00:56:50,480 I give you a simple damn order, and you blow it. 695 00:56:50,653 --> 00:56:54,987 Shouldn't have hired a local parasite. Look, have Lou Harris take care of him. 696 00:56:55,157 --> 00:56:57,648 -Think you can handle that? -Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 697 00:56:57,827 --> 00:57:00,387 -You useless? -Of course not. 698 00:57:01,163 --> 00:57:03,529 I got it. Put my garment bag on top. 699 00:57:03,699 --> 00:57:06,361 -I did, Mrs. Ritchie. -Good thing. 700 00:57:08,437 --> 00:57:09,734 I got it. 701 00:57:13,776 --> 00:57:16,244 Come on, Ray, àndale. 702 00:57:52,314 --> 00:57:54,407 Hey, wow, you do your marketing here. 703 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:56,574 Yeah. 704 00:57:56,986 --> 00:58:02,219 -It's no fun without you, Jackie. -What is it about the produce section? 705 00:58:02,725 --> 00:58:03,987 Why are you grabbing..? 706 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,588 -What happened? -God, Ritchie's wife walked in. 707 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:16,099 Not my biggest fan. I cannot let her see me. She could set Ray off and ruin everything. 708 00:58:16,272 --> 00:58:20,368 -Stock boy to aisle three. Broken glass. -Oh, my God. 709 00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:23,238 I thought if she's in residence, that means.... 710 00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:26,677 -Aren't you banished to the hunting lodge? -Yeah. 711 00:58:26,849 --> 00:58:30,046 Okay, that's it. The plan just crashed and burned. 712 00:58:32,554 --> 00:58:34,249 Do not give up on this. Okay? 713 00:58:34,423 --> 00:58:36,687 Let me just think this through. 714 00:58:36,859 --> 00:58:39,885 We can both still get what we want. Okay? 715 00:58:41,130 --> 00:58:42,927 Now you go. 716 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,661 There he is, Frank. 717 00:58:47,670 --> 00:58:49,797 -Hey, Batman. -Yes? 718 00:58:49,972 --> 00:58:53,601 -Still hanging around looking for trouble? -No. No bat today. 719 00:58:54,543 --> 00:58:55,805 I'll tell you what. 720 00:58:55,978 --> 00:58:58,412 Next time we meet, you'll wish you were born... 721 00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:00,639 ...with eyes in the back of your head. 722 00:59:00,816 --> 00:59:04,183 How does that turtleneck thing work? Does it keep your head on? 723 00:59:04,353 --> 00:59:05,650 Funny guy. 724 00:59:07,289 --> 00:59:11,350 We're gonna have a "come to Jesus" talk soon. Very soon. 725 00:59:13,395 --> 00:59:15,989 -Come on, guys. -Jack. 726 00:59:16,665 --> 00:59:19,600 -New best friend? -I owe the guy a lot of money, okay? 727 00:59:19,768 --> 00:59:22,066 I just can't blow him off. 728 00:59:22,237 --> 00:59:25,400 -No, you couldn't do that. -Jack, come on. 729 00:59:25,574 --> 00:59:29,738 Frank, Why didn't you put the beer case behind Kammie's Market like we agreed? 730 00:59:29,912 --> 00:59:33,712 You know I have serious money problems. That's why I hit up your girl. 731 00:59:33,882 --> 00:59:37,841 Don't mess this up for me. I'm into something good. Come on, Frank. 732 00:59:38,787 --> 00:59:41,881 -What am I supposed to do? -Have a little faith in people. 733 00:59:42,124 --> 00:59:45,355 Not God because he's just an imaginary friend for grownups. 734 00:59:45,527 --> 00:59:47,859 -What the hell does that mean? -I don't know. 735 00:59:48,030 --> 00:59:50,498 Come on. You're up to something, and I know it. 736 00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:54,463 I was into something. It just fell apart. That's the truth. 737 00:59:54,636 --> 00:59:57,764 And that's good because I don't need any more court dates. 738 00:59:59,641 --> 01:00:03,441 That's the truth. That's a good-looking shirt, by the way. 739 01:00:05,881 --> 01:00:08,782 -Give me 1 0. -This is nothing like mahjong. 740 01:00:08,951 --> 01:00:10,942 -You play mahjong? -No. 741 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:14,180 -Hello. -Walter, put our boy on the phone. 742 01:00:14,356 --> 01:00:16,051 It's for you. 743 01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:18,926 -Hello. -I know you can 't talk right now. 744 01:00:19,094 --> 01:00:21,153 -Here's what I found out. -No, I'm fine. 745 01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:24,629 -It's good to hear your voice. -Bob Jr. has strict orders... 746 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,292 ...to take me to the hunting lodge. The money's at the beach house. 747 01:00:28,470 --> 01:00:31,598 -We can't do it then. -I'll keep Bob Jr. at the lodge. 748 01:00:31,774 --> 01:00:36,040 You know the layout. The money will be in the office safe. We are so close. 749 01:00:36,211 --> 01:00:39,442 -Where's Ritchie? -He'll be out of the house at 5:30. 750 01:00:39,615 --> 01:00:43,107 You can break into the house with only that helpless drunk in it. 751 01:00:43,285 --> 01:00:46,743 -I think I'm gonna pass. -Two hundred thousand dollars. 752 01:00:47,156 --> 01:00:49,488 -Not enough. -The key for the sliding door... 753 01:00:49,658 --> 01:00:51,785 ...and combination will be under the mat. 754 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,520 All you do is walk in poor and walk out rich. 755 01:00:54,696 --> 01:00:57,824 What will happen if that money reaches those thugs? 756 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,299 -They'll probably have a hell of a luau. -I mean to Walter. 757 01:01:01,470 --> 01:01:05,566 -He'll probably get invited. -Jack, just tell me you'll think about it. 758 01:01:05,741 --> 01:01:08,266 All right, I'll bring the poi. 759 01:01:08,444 --> 01:01:11,436 -lf not for us, do it for Walter. -What? 760 01:01:11,613 --> 01:01:15,447 Because sooner or later, Ray will bulldoze Keiki Vista under the sand. 761 01:01:15,617 --> 01:01:17,551 All right. Take care. 762 01:01:20,289 --> 01:01:22,189 Wrong number. 763 01:01:24,493 --> 01:01:27,189 Nancy burying a pig? 764 01:01:29,331 --> 01:01:30,923 Getting in deep, aren't you? 765 01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:33,361 I don't know about this girl. 766 01:01:33,535 --> 01:01:36,629 A part of me thinks she could be the answer. 767 01:01:36,805 --> 01:01:41,469 Then a part of me thinks you're gonna open up the paper one day, and it will be: 768 01:01:41,643 --> 01:01:46,740 "The partially nude body of yours truly was found floating in Waimea Bay. 769 01:01:46,915 --> 01:01:49,213 Nancy Hayes sought for questioning." 770 01:01:49,384 --> 01:01:53,411 I've been expecting to read headlines like that about Nancy since she was 1 5. 771 01:01:53,589 --> 01:01:57,184 -She's not dull. -No, nobody's ever said that about her. 772 01:01:57,359 --> 01:02:01,159 But I'm warning you, Jack, you're sticking your neck way out. 773 01:02:01,330 --> 01:02:03,389 No, I'm fine. 774 01:02:03,565 --> 01:02:05,692 She just has a little mischief in her... 775 01:02:05,868 --> 01:02:08,894 ...that makes it kind of fun to be around. 776 01:02:09,071 --> 01:02:13,508 The other day, she took off her clothes and then folded them in neat little piles. 777 01:02:13,675 --> 01:02:16,735 -lt was-- -You really are smitten. 778 01:02:17,946 --> 01:02:21,780 Sometimes you get so alone, it just makes sense. 779 01:02:22,618 --> 01:02:25,416 -Does that make sense? -Hell, no. 780 01:02:26,622 --> 01:02:30,991 If you think you're gonna control this girl or control yourself with her... 781 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,527 ...you've got a mind-breaking realization coming, son. 782 01:02:34,830 --> 01:02:36,695 She's nothing but trouble. 783 01:02:36,865 --> 01:02:40,528 The problem is a lot of stuff you say makes me want to be around her. 784 01:02:40,903 --> 01:02:42,632 Okay. 785 01:02:42,804 --> 01:02:45,432 Well, I'm through talking about her. 786 01:02:46,808 --> 01:02:50,505 So where does Ritchie stow her now that the bride is back? 787 01:02:50,712 --> 01:02:54,011 -They all sleep in the same bed? -ls Mrs. Ritchie back? 788 01:02:54,416 --> 01:02:56,941 Well, he doesn't let her get very far. 789 01:02:57,119 --> 01:03:01,283 -All of his assets are in her name. -Shit, why doesn't she divorce him... 790 01:03:01,456 --> 01:03:03,617 ...and take it all? 791 01:03:04,293 --> 01:03:08,423 I think they got some sort of prenuptial agreement in place. 792 01:03:08,597 --> 01:03:11,225 Or so I hear. 793 01:03:14,603 --> 01:03:17,128 -Want to try again? -Fire it up. 794 01:03:26,448 --> 01:03:32,546 -What are you looking at? -I'm putting my key under the mat. 795 01:03:33,222 --> 01:03:34,951 Remember? 796 01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:38,688 You weren't at the supermarket. 797 01:03:38,860 --> 01:03:41,124 -Thought you chickened out. -Jack showed up. 798 01:03:41,296 --> 01:03:44,322 I had to get him out before he saw us together. 799 01:03:45,367 --> 01:03:48,962 Tell me that's number one, Alison. 800 01:03:49,571 --> 01:03:51,766 I can't do it. 801 01:03:52,241 --> 01:03:55,438 Ray's acting all weird. I think he knows something. 802 01:03:55,877 --> 01:03:57,708 What time will Jack show up here? 803 01:03:57,879 --> 01:04:00,848 He will walk through that door at 6:00 sharp. 804 01:04:01,016 --> 01:04:04,315 I will make sure that Bob Jr. is nowhere to be found. 805 01:04:04,486 --> 01:04:08,684 From now on, Alison, it's your show. 806 01:04:08,857 --> 01:04:10,848 My show. 807 01:04:13,262 --> 01:04:16,425 And, sweetie, lay off the booze. 808 01:04:24,273 --> 01:04:27,208 And stay off my boat! 809 01:04:45,761 --> 01:04:48,958 -Hey! -You hold it right there. Hold it! 810 01:04:49,431 --> 01:04:52,457 You, get out of the car! This way! Stand there. 811 01:04:52,634 --> 01:04:54,261 -Come on. -Whoa. 812 01:04:54,436 --> 01:04:55,926 -You "whoa"! -All right. 813 01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:57,628 -Get down. -Look, Harris. 814 01:04:57,806 --> 01:05:00,832 Being stupid doesn't mean you want to die. My name is.. 815 01:05:01,009 --> 01:05:02,704 -Shut up! -Don't do that, Harris. 816 01:05:02,878 --> 01:05:06,143 You've caused enough bollocks. You want to piss with me? 817 01:05:06,315 --> 01:05:09,375 I don't understand what you're saying. Want to piss with you? 818 01:05:09,551 --> 01:05:12,042 -Walter, don't. It might go off. -All right. 819 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:20,427 I tried to warn him. 820 01:05:48,090 --> 01:05:51,253 So, anyway, this skeleton walks into a bar. 821 01:05:51,426 --> 01:05:56,022 Skeleton goes to the bartender and says, "Give me a pitcher of beer... 822 01:05:56,198 --> 01:05:58,496 ...and a mop." 823 01:06:00,602 --> 01:06:02,627 We're gonna play $1 00 cutthroat. 824 01:06:02,804 --> 01:06:04,431 Do you know how to play that? 825 01:06:04,606 --> 01:06:09,168 This is.. Now I've got five, for chrissake. 826 01:06:10,512 --> 01:06:14,448 -lt gets less each time you shuffle. -You're supposed to take seven out. 827 01:06:14,616 --> 01:06:17,949 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Shouldn't quit on five. 828 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:21,317 -That's a sign of weakness. -What have you guys..? Got eight? 829 01:06:21,490 --> 01:06:23,253 No, I have seven. 830 01:06:23,425 --> 01:06:25,723 So, anyway, Jack steps up. 831 01:06:25,894 --> 01:06:27,657 -"Cheap Shot" Jack. -My specialty. 832 01:06:27,829 --> 01:06:30,297 He gives him a straight left to that broke jaw. 833 01:06:30,465 --> 01:06:33,400 Man, that guy dropped like a brick! 834 01:06:33,602 --> 01:06:36,662 That is the best late excuse you've ever come up with. 835 01:06:36,838 --> 01:06:40,433 I'm telling you the truth. Am I lying, Jack? 836 01:06:45,714 --> 01:06:47,409 Sorry I'm late. 837 01:06:49,117 --> 01:06:51,108 You kept me waiting. 838 01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:54,719 I'm sure we can work out a proper punishment. 839 01:06:54,890 --> 01:06:58,451 The thing is, Nancy, I can't stay. 840 01:06:59,094 --> 01:07:03,360 -What do you mean? -I mean I can't go through with this... 841 01:07:03,532 --> 01:07:05,898 ...assignation. 842 01:07:07,035 --> 01:07:09,162 What's going on, Junior? 843 01:07:10,605 --> 01:07:13,506 -Ariana's in the car. -Your wife? 844 01:07:13,675 --> 01:07:16,803 -What is your wife doing in the car? -Don't get mad, Nancy. 845 01:07:16,978 --> 01:07:21,142 I'm not mad. I'm just confused. 846 01:07:21,450 --> 01:07:24,715 -Talk. -She knows about us. 847 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,483 -Knows what? -I told her. 848 01:07:28,657 --> 01:07:30,352 There's nothing to tell. 849 01:07:30,525 --> 01:07:34,154 The other day, she said that I smelled different. 850 01:07:34,329 --> 01:07:38,629 -"I've been to a strip club, Ariana." -I gotta get out of here. 851 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:41,325 You can't just leave me here... 852 01:07:41,503 --> 01:07:42,868 ...Iike this. 853 01:07:46,541 --> 01:07:48,168 Ariana? 854 01:07:48,543 --> 01:07:51,137 It's our own private honk. 855 01:07:52,714 --> 01:07:55,308 I'm sorry. I've said everything I came to say. 856 01:07:57,686 --> 01:08:02,316 Maybe we should invite your wife in here to join us. 857 01:08:02,491 --> 01:08:06,359 You know, just the three of us. You know. 858 01:08:06,528 --> 01:08:10,396 That's a really bad idea. 859 01:08:11,366 --> 01:08:14,233 You had a rough start, and you're trying to find your.. 860 01:08:14,402 --> 01:08:17,428 You don't know anything about who I am, Bob. 861 01:08:17,973 --> 01:08:19,406 Okay. 862 01:08:20,008 --> 01:08:24,035 Look, I'm just a whim to you, a way of getting back at Ray. 863 01:08:24,212 --> 01:08:26,510 Hell, I'm guilty of those same whims. 864 01:08:26,681 --> 01:08:30,048 I mean, you are a knockout, in a slutty kind of way. 865 01:08:31,119 --> 01:08:35,419 There's got to be a loaded gun around here someplace. 866 01:09:15,230 --> 01:09:18,222 -All right, let's cut the crap. Who's first? -Me. Five. 867 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,265 You might have set something up. 868 01:09:20,435 --> 01:09:22,630 -Give me 1 5. -Good play. 869 01:09:22,804 --> 01:09:24,999 -Wait a minute. I got a four. -Goddamn it. 870 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:28,308 -You can't do that. -How much is that? 871 01:09:28,476 --> 01:09:32,003 -You'd think I'd never played this game. -Fours, deuces or fives. 872 01:09:32,180 --> 01:09:35,946 -Searching for a pulse, Walter? -Did I set my pipe down somewhere? 873 01:09:36,351 --> 01:09:39,650 Is this another one of your strategic diversionary tactics? 874 01:09:39,821 --> 01:09:42,813 -No, I know I grabbed it. I picked it up. -I'll get it. 875 01:09:42,991 --> 01:09:45,152 -You don't have to do that. -I'll get it. 876 01:09:45,327 --> 01:09:48,785 I don't want you to have any excuses when you lose this game. 877 01:09:48,964 --> 01:09:50,625 He's interrupting the flow. 878 01:09:50,799 --> 01:09:53,267 No, you're interrupting. Let's play. 879 01:09:53,435 --> 01:09:56,495 He reminds me of you, Joe. 880 01:09:57,472 --> 01:09:59,201 -Thanks, Jack. -I love you, Joe. 881 01:09:59,808 --> 01:10:01,969 Somebody play. I'm getting old. 882 01:10:02,377 --> 01:10:04,436 That kid's a sweetheart. 883 01:10:32,307 --> 01:10:36,243 Umbrella drinks on me, mahalo. 884 01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:41,005 Now he gets interesting. 885 01:10:55,864 --> 01:10:57,331 Bang! 886 01:11:50,285 --> 01:11:51,912 Oh, shit. 887 01:11:52,487 --> 01:11:53,886 Oh, God. 888 01:12:28,890 --> 01:12:30,687 Don't bounce too high. 889 01:12:30,859 --> 01:12:33,919 Praise the Lord, Jackie. You're still alive. 890 01:12:34,095 --> 01:12:36,461 I couldn't do it. I raced back to warn you. 891 01:12:36,631 --> 01:12:38,565 To warn me? 892 01:12:39,667 --> 01:12:41,635 You set me up. 893 01:12:42,871 --> 01:12:46,272 I swear, I couldn't let them kill you. 894 01:12:46,808 --> 01:12:50,403 And look, you have the $200,000 in your hand. 895 01:12:50,879 --> 01:12:52,972 You weren't lying about that. 896 01:12:54,749 --> 01:12:57,877 God, wouldn't it be great if you were telling the truth? 897 01:12:58,052 --> 01:13:00,247 I wonder what that would look like. 898 01:13:00,622 --> 01:13:03,318 It looks like this. 899 01:13:06,161 --> 01:13:07,992 So who did she shoot? 900 01:13:08,163 --> 01:13:11,394 I was going for the back door, but my friend beat me to it. 901 01:13:11,566 --> 01:13:13,397 He took a bullet for me. 902 01:13:13,568 --> 01:13:15,763 Bless his heart. 903 01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:22,476 -Shit! -What? 904 01:13:23,812 --> 01:13:26,542 -What? I shot Jack. -No. 905 01:13:28,049 --> 01:13:31,075 -Who did I shoot? -I don't know. 906 01:13:31,252 --> 01:13:34,585 Some random. 907 01:13:35,690 --> 01:13:38,887 Well, there goes that plan. 908 01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:42,120 How did he get in here? How did he know where the key was? 909 01:13:45,733 --> 01:13:49,191 -I think I forgot to lock the door. -You were drinking? 910 01:13:50,738 --> 01:13:53,605 I had a couple of toddies. 911 01:13:55,043 --> 01:13:58,206 -Am I dead, and no one told me? -No, no. 912 01:13:58,379 --> 01:14:00,040 Oh, honey. 913 01:14:00,381 --> 01:14:02,008 What about that night we had? 914 01:14:02,183 --> 01:14:04,811 -What about it? -You know... 915 01:14:04,986 --> 01:14:08,046 ...that there was a real connection there. You know it. 916 01:14:08,223 --> 01:14:11,420 Yeah, I know. But there are a couple of bodies downstairs... 917 01:14:11,593 --> 01:14:15,791 ...and your brilliant partners are figuring out a way to pin it on you. 918 01:14:16,397 --> 01:14:18,957 If you're smart, Which you haven't been so far... 919 01:14:19,133 --> 01:14:23,832 ...you'll get off this island real quick. You better swim for it. 920 01:14:24,272 --> 01:14:27,935 I'm sorry you don't believe me. You'll never get over me. 921 01:14:28,109 --> 01:14:30,737 Yeah. So long. 922 01:14:39,153 --> 01:14:41,018 He's not breathing. 923 01:14:42,891 --> 01:14:44,290 Can't get a pulse. 924 01:14:44,459 --> 01:14:46,791 Sometimes they put a mirror under their nose. 925 01:14:47,362 --> 01:14:50,490 -How much did you dose him? -I emptied the bottle. 926 01:14:51,399 --> 01:14:55,665 You could put down a troop train with a whole bottle, Al. 927 01:14:55,837 --> 01:14:59,329 Honey, the plan was to kill Jack. 928 01:14:59,507 --> 01:15:01,998 Right? With his record, a perfect patsy. 929 01:15:02,176 --> 01:15:05,077 Then kill an unconscious Ray with a baseball bat. 930 01:15:05,246 --> 01:15:08,306 Then it looks like Jack broke in, killed Ray... 931 01:15:08,483 --> 01:15:12,351 ...you shot Jack in self-defense. Don't you remember? We went over it. 932 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:16,786 -Right. To cover up the robbery. -No, no, no. Honey, no. 933 01:15:16,958 --> 01:15:20,917 To kill Ray and hush money Nancy. 934 01:15:21,663 --> 01:15:24,393 Now two bodies to dispose of. 935 01:15:24,565 --> 01:15:27,534 -And neither one of them is Jack. -And that's a big deal. 936 01:15:27,802 --> 01:15:30,862 Yeah. Jack can nail us. 937 01:15:35,376 --> 01:15:37,367 Jesus, lady! 938 01:15:38,346 --> 01:15:40,746 You shot me! 939 01:15:50,758 --> 01:15:53,625 One body just disposed of itself. 940 01:15:53,795 --> 01:15:55,660 I'll be damned. 941 01:15:55,830 --> 01:15:58,298 Oh, Walter, I don't want to be executed. 942 01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:01,833 No need to worry about that, sugar. 943 01:16:02,003 --> 01:16:04,301 Hawaii doesn't have the death penalty. 944 01:16:04,472 --> 01:16:07,464 -Oh, thank God. -Yeah. 945 01:16:08,242 --> 01:16:12,110 Well, at least Ray is dead. 946 01:16:12,814 --> 01:16:16,477 -Should I whack him with the bat anyway? -No, no, no. No. 947 01:16:17,719 --> 01:16:20,916 No, We need a new plan. 948 01:16:21,289 --> 01:16:22,756 New patsy. 949 01:16:22,924 --> 01:16:24,721 Ray. 950 01:16:25,326 --> 01:16:27,419 He shot... 951 01:16:27,595 --> 01:16:29,392 ...some guy... 952 01:16:29,564 --> 01:16:33,022 -...and then killed himself. -With a bat? 953 01:16:34,635 --> 01:16:37,126 Or the other way around. 954 01:16:38,473 --> 01:16:40,805 Don't think, babe. 955 01:16:40,975 --> 01:16:42,909 Bad for the team. 956 01:16:44,746 --> 01:16:47,579 How about Nancy? 957 01:16:49,083 --> 01:16:50,948 Genius. 958 01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:53,544 I hate her. 959 01:16:56,257 --> 01:16:57,690 Okay. 960 01:17:01,195 --> 01:17:03,925 I came to warn you, Jack. 961 01:17:06,234 --> 01:17:08,065 That's Jack? 962 01:17:11,572 --> 01:17:13,904 And there it was. Son of a bitch. 963 01:17:14,742 --> 01:17:17,768 Walter's words running through my head like a loop. 964 01:17:17,945 --> 01:17:22,109 "Sometimes things are exactly as they appear. " 965 01:17:22,283 --> 01:17:23,648 It's catchy. 966 01:17:23,818 --> 01:17:25,809 Like an epitaph. 967 01:18:33,221 --> 01:18:35,086 -Hey. -Hey. 968 01:18:35,256 --> 01:18:37,724 Not much of a good hitching spot. 969 01:18:37,892 --> 01:18:40,053 No, not much. 970 01:18:40,728 --> 01:18:42,161 Maybe it' s that disguise. 971 01:18:43,030 --> 01:18:44,554 You like it? 972 01:18:45,533 --> 01:18:48,661 -Where are you going? -I'm escaping. 973 01:18:48,903 --> 01:18:52,361 I'd like to know which one of you geniuses came up with this plan. 974 01:18:54,342 --> 01:18:58,870 It just sort of happened after I caught Walter and Alison going at it on the boat. 975 01:18:59,046 --> 01:19:02,379 Walter and Alison were going at it? 976 01:19:02,683 --> 01:19:04,583 -Good Lord. -So anyway... 977 01:19:04,752 --> 01:19:07,016 ...blackmail came immediately to mind. 978 01:19:07,188 --> 01:19:10,055 But Walter figured a way for us to get what we wanted. 979 01:19:10,391 --> 01:19:13,360 I'll have to be sober if I ever try to tell this story. 980 01:19:13,528 --> 01:19:16,656 Oh, Jack, come on. You were scamming me. 981 01:19:17,198 --> 01:19:20,827 Breaking into Ray's, getting close to me to get next to him. 982 01:19:21,002 --> 01:19:24,301 I mean, what were you after, anyway? 983 01:19:24,472 --> 01:19:27,202 I know it wasn't just about me. 984 01:19:29,710 --> 01:19:31,268 Was it? 985 01:19:31,546 --> 01:19:34,174 No. Come on. 986 01:19:34,348 --> 01:19:37,146 Those paintings on the wall were.. 987 01:19:37,318 --> 01:19:40,116 Could fetch a pretty penny in the right circles. 988 01:19:40,521 --> 01:19:44,355 Jack, we don't know anybody in the right circles. 989 01:19:44,525 --> 01:19:49,963 -I know plenty of people in plenty of circles. -Why stop if you still don't believe me? 990 01:19:50,298 --> 01:19:52,459 I said to myself, "Maybe... 991 01:19:52,633 --> 01:19:55,966 ...she's telling the truth. Maybe she did come back to warn me. 992 01:19:56,137 --> 01:20:00,506 Part of me thinks she's trying to have me picked off like a shooting gallery duck." 993 01:20:00,675 --> 01:20:04,634 Would I leave you the combination if I was trying to get you killed? 994 01:20:04,812 --> 01:20:08,248 -Would I do that? -You're practically my guardian angel. 995 01:20:11,786 --> 01:20:13,413 Come here. Give me a kiss. 996 01:20:13,988 --> 01:20:15,615 You want a kiss? 997 01:20:15,790 --> 01:20:17,417 Just a little one. 998 01:20:17,992 --> 01:20:20,552 I'll give you a kiss for good luck. 999 01:20:21,662 --> 01:20:23,323 Thank you. 1000 01:20:44,185 --> 01:20:45,812 Like Walter says: 1001 01:20:45,987 --> 01:20:47,978 "Sometimes you gotta have faith. 1002 01:20:48,155 --> 01:20:52,182 And a little luck never hurts. " 1003 01:28:00,354 --> 01:28:02,345 [ENGLlSH]