{2738}{2817}The assistant warden wants this one|out of the block early.
{2819}{2867}Wants to get it over with fast.
{2869}{2923}Okay. Let's do it.
{2925}{2982}Hey, wake up. It's time.
{3029}{3093}Wake up. Let's go. It's time.
{5872}{5920}This is it.
{6152}{6217}7474505B.
{6253}{6339}- What wing?|- Maximum wing, Block 9.
{6341}{6367}Standard release?
{6369}{6428}Parole, three out of five.|Good behaviour.
{6470}{6516}Give me a minute.
{7192}{7254}One Timex digital watch, broken.
{7300}{7355}One unused prophylactic.
{7510}{7544}One soiled.
{7994}{8092}Boots, black.|Belt, black.
{8197}{8235}One black suit jacket.
{8295}{8351}One pair black suit pants.
{8400}{8446}One hat.
{8448}{8490}Black.
{8535}{8581}One pair sunglasses.
{8643}{8699}Twenty-three dollars|and seven cents.
{8763}{8816}Sign here.
{11519}{11577}- What's this?|- What?
{11579}{11617}This car.
{11619}{11665}This stupid car.
{11720}{11766}Where's the Cadillac?
{11813}{11869}The Caddy.|Where's the Caddy?
{11871}{11911}The what?
{11913}{12001}The Cadillac we used to have.|The Bluesmobile.
{12003}{12037}I traded it.
{12039}{12129}- You traded the Bluesmobile for this?|- No, for a microphone.
{12131}{12165}A microphone?
{12210}{12257}Okay, I can see that.
{12259}{12336}- What the hell is this?|- This was a bargain.
{12338}{12416}I picked it up at the Mount Prospect|City Police Auction last spring.
{12418}{12512}It's an old Mount Prospect police car.|They were practically giving them away.
{12545}{12599}Well, thank you, pal.
{12632}{12681}The day I get out of prison...
{12683}{12774}my own brother picks me up|in a police car.
{13357}{13405}You don't like it?
{13491}{13537}No, I don't like it.
{13991}{14037}Car's got a lot of pick-up.
{14039}{14111}It's got a cop motor,|a 440-cubic-inch plant.
{14113}{14201}It's got cop tyres,|cop suspension, cop shocks.
{14203}{14254}A model made|before catalytic converters...
{14256}{14317}so it'll run good on regular gas.
{14319}{14401}What do you say?|Is it the new Bluesmobile, or what?
{14471}{14517}Fix the cigarette lighter.
{15402}{15448}What are we doing here?
{15486}{15554}You promised you'd visit|the Penguin the day you got out.
{15556}{15633}Yeah. So I lied to her.
{15635}{15685}You can't lie to a nun.
{15687}{15753}We gotta go in|and visit the Penguin.
{15755}{15835}No fucking way.
{17258}{17314}Who is it?
{17316}{17362}Jake and Elwood.
{17455}{17489}Come in.
{17900}{17941}Hello, boys.
{17971}{18026}Nice to see you.
{18028}{18100}Please, have a seat.
{18484}{18511}No, boys.
{18513}{18565}Come over here in front of me.
{18567}{18636}I want to see your faces.
{18948}{19058}The county took a tax assessment|of this property last month.
{19060}{19128}They want $5,000.
{19130}{19174}Won't the church pay?
{19204}{19279}They would if they were|interested in keeping the place.
{19315}{19370}But they aren't.
{19372}{19476}The archbishop wants to sell this|building to the Board of Education.
{19478}{19516}What will happen to you?
{19518}{19583}I'll be sent to the missions--
{19585}{19689}Africa, Latin America...
{19691}{19730}- Korea.|- Forget it!
{19732}{19817}Five grand? No problem. We'll have it|for you in the morning. Let's go.
{19848}{19931}I will not take|your filthy, stolen money!
{19994}{20089}Well, then.|I guess you're really up shit creek.
{20141}{20193}I beg your pardon.|What did you say?
{20221}{20267}I offered to help you.
{20301}{20371}You refused to take our money.
{20400}{20479}Then I said,|"I guess you're really up shit creek."
{20501}{20547}- Christ, Jake, take it easy, man.|- Elwood!
{20549}{20624}- Ow! Shit!|-Jesus Christ!
{20626}{20664}- Shit!|-Jesus!
{20666}{20722}- Shit! God dam it!|- Son of a bitch!
{20825}{20863}You fat penguin!
{20965}{20988}Fuck this!
{21298}{21364}You are|such a disappointing pair.
{21366}{21440}I prayed so hard for you.
{21442}{21489}It saddens and hurts me...
{21491}{21550}that the two young men|whom I raised...
{21552}{21604}to believe|in the Ten Commandments...
{21606}{21680}have returned to me|as two thieves...
{21682}{21796}with filthy mouths|and bad attitudes.
{21798}{21847}Get out!
{21849}{21910}And don't come back...
{21912}{22012}until you've|redeemed yourselves.
{22167}{22260}Boys, you gotta learn|not to talk to nuns that way.
{22364}{22407}Curtis!
{22409}{22471}- You look fine!|- Good to see you!
{22473}{22519}Buy you boys a drink?
{22604}{22685}Boys, things are bad.
{22687}{22760}They gonna sell this place|to the Board of Education...
{22762}{22810}and I'll be out on the street.
{22851}{22950}That money's got to be in the Cook|County Assessor's Office within 11 days.
{23021}{23066}They wouldn't turn you out,|would they?
{23097}{23213}Shit. What's one more old nigger|to the Board of Education?
{23254}{23336}Curtis, you and the Penguin|are the only family we got.
{23338}{23412}You're the only one|that was ever good to us...
{23414}{23525}singing Elmore James tunes and|blowing the harp for us down here.
{23527}{23645}Well, the sister was right. You boys|could use a little churching up.
{23647}{23713}Slide on down|to the Triple Rock...
{23715}{23775}and catch Reverend Cleophus.
{23777}{23847}You boys listen|to what he's got to say.
{23952}{24000}I don't want to listen|to no jive-ass preacher...
{24004}{24059}talking to me|about heaven and hell.
{24085}{24161}You get wise.|You get to church!
{24561}{24604}All I'm saying is,|we got to figure out...
{24606}{24666}some way|to get that money honestly.
{24693}{24743}That could be a problem.
{24745}{24777}Like the Penguin says.
{24779}{24867}We got to move toward redemption.|We got to go to church.
{24869}{24953}"We got to move toward redemption.|We got to go to church."
{24955}{24988}Bullshit.
{24990}{25042}Come on.
{25529}{25579}And now, this week's sermon...
{25581}{25656}is from our beloved,|the Reverend Cleophus James!
{25844}{25900}And now, people--
{25932}{25978}And now, people--
{26004}{26134}When I woke up this morning,|I heard a disturbing sound.
{26177}{26254}I said,|when I woke up this morning...
{26256}{26314}I heard a disturbing sound!
{26346}{26432}What I heard|was the jingle-jangle...
{26434}{26482}of a thousand lost souls!
{26509}{26595}I'm talking about the souls|of mortal men and women...
{26597}{26644}departed from this life!
{26679}{26718}Wait a minute!
{26720}{26832}Those lost, anguished souls|roaming unseen over the earth...
{26868}{26920}seeking a divine light...
{26922}{27009}they'll not find|because it's too late!
{27050}{27149}Too late! Yeah! Too late|for them to ever see again...
{27151}{27264}the light they once chose|not to follow! All right!
{27266}{27342}Don't be lost|when the time comes!
{27344}{27433}For the day of the Lord cometh...
{27435}{27499}as a thief in the night!
{27501}{27571}Amen
{27597}{27643}Say amen!
{27833}{27870}- Let us all|-All go back
{27872}{27911}- To the old|- Old landmark
{28063}{28139}As we stay|in the service of the Lord
{28141}{28211}- Let us preach|- Preach the word
{28213}{28298}- Got to preach|- Preach the word all the way
{28374}{28424}Do it, know it, feel it
{30379}{30440}Jake, are you all right?
{30767}{30853}Alleluia
{30909}{30962}The band.
{31030}{31073}Do you see the light?
{31201}{31235}What light?
{31237}{31285}Have you seen the light?
{31287}{31415}Yes!|Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ!
{31417}{31487}I have seen the light!
{32017}{32051}The band!
{32289}{32393}- Praise God!|- And God bless the United States!
{33916}{34052}Stay in the service|of the Lord
{34290}{34339}Yea, Lord
{34949}{35031}We'll put the band back together,|we do a few gigs...
{35033}{35112}we get some bread.|Bang-- five thousand bucks!
{35114}{35222}Well, getting the band|back together might not be that easy.
{35224}{35294}- What are you talking about?|- They split.
{35296}{35347}They all took straight jobs.
{35349}{35401}Yeah? So you know|where they are.
{35403}{35454}You said you were|keeping in touch with them.
{35487}{35594}I got a couple of leads,|a few phone numbers.
{35596}{35669}But, I mean, how many of them|visited or even wrote you?
{35671}{35751}They're not the kind of guys|who write letters.
{35753}{35821}You were outside.|I was inside.
{35823}{35904}You were supposed to keep|in touch with the band.
{35906}{35976}I kept asking you|if we were gonna play again.
{35978}{36073}What was I gonna do,|take away your only hope?
{36099}{36171}Take away the very thing|that kept you going in there?
{36173}{36241}I took the liberty|of bullshitting you. Okay?
{36243}{36356}- You lied to me.|- It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit.
{36671}{36713}- Shit.|- What?
{36715}{36761}- Rollers.|- No.
{36763}{36802}Shit.
{37695}{37792}- What? What did I do?|- You failed to stop at a red signal.
{37794}{37850}The light was yellow, sir.
{37852}{37910}May I see your license, please?
{38070}{38104}God dam it!
{38106}{38191}I haven't been pulled over|in six months.
{38193}{38248}I bet those cops|have got SCMODS.
{38311}{38425}State County Municipal Offender|Data System.
{39039}{39121}Elwood, we show your license|currently under suspension.
{39123}{39181}Step out of the car, please.
{39688}{39769}First you trade the Cadillac|for a microphone.
{39771}{39825}Then you lie to me|about the band.
{39827}{39881}Now you're gonna put me|right back in the joint!
{39883}{39951}They're not gonna catch us.|We're on a mission from God.
{40370}{40460}We are in high-speed pursuit|northbound on Courtland Avenue.
{40462}{40545}Black-and-white 1 974 Dodge sedan|with Illinois plates.
{40547}{40600}Request assistance.
{41178}{41248}We'll be all right if we can|just get back on the expressway.
{41290}{41350}This don't look|like no expressway to me!
{41398}{41445}Don't yell at me.
{41447}{41501}What do you want me to do,|motor head?
{41503}{41553}Try not to be so negative|all the time.
{41555}{41626}Why don't you offer|some constructive criticism?
{41729}{41836}You got us into this parking lot, pal.|Now you get us out!
{41838}{41907}You want out|of this parking lot?
{41968}{42023}- Will there be anything else?|- Do you have Miss Piggy?
{42499}{42595}- There's pants and burgers.|- Yeah, lots of space in this mall.
{42905}{42956}Disco pants and haircuts.
{43614}{43660}Baby clothes.
{43662}{43713}This place has got everything.
{44040}{44094}New Oldsmobiles|are in early this year.
{44584}{44631}Pier 1 imports.
{44961}{44995}Oh, shit!
{45921}{45980}They broke my watch!
{45982}{46044}I'm gonna catch that sucker...
{46046}{46114}if it's the last thing|I ever do.
{50178}{50250}Nice place, huh?
{51511}{51545}Hey, Sam.
{51855}{51890}Hey, Lloyd.
{51892}{51970}- Anybody call for me on the phone?|- No. No calls.
{51972}{52082}Some guy left his card.|Cop. Said he'd be back.
{52314}{52395}This here's my brother, Jake.|He just got out of the joint.
{52397}{52470}He's gonna be staying with me|for a few weeks.
{52472}{52512}Yeah. Okay.
{52558}{52628}Did you get me|my Cheez Whiz, boy?
{53155}{53225}Well, it ain't much,|but it's home.
{53252}{53344}- How often does the train go by?|- So often you won't even notice it.
{54025}{54059}What are you doing?
{54061}{54119}Making dinner.|Want some?
{54241}{54296}Tomorrow we got to get|the band back together.
{54298}{54366}I'm gonna quit work|in the morning, first thing.
{54368}{54421}And how are you going|to get to work...
{54423}{54501}Mr Lead Foot, Mr Hot-Rodder,|Mr Motor Head?
{54503}{54563}Those cops took your license away.
{54565}{54615}They got your name,|your address.
{54617}{54681}No, they don't got my address.|I falsified my renewal.
{54683}{54748}I put down 1 060 West Addison.
{54904}{54950}That's Wrigley Field.
{55069}{55138}I gotta hit the sack.
{55140}{55208}Hey, you sleaze! My bed!
{57815}{57895}This, gentlemen, is the elegant|abode of one Elwood Blues.
{57897}{57938}Thanks, Mr Mercer.
{57940}{58052}- I kinda like the Wrigley Field bit.|- Yeah, real cute.
{58251}{58300}Hi, Sam.
{58566}{58668}Hi. Has my friend arrived yet?|He failed to report in yesterday.
{58670}{58705}I don't want trouble.
{58707}{58791}Tell us where they are,|and there'll be no trouble.
{59146}{59182}Stand back.
{60250}{60324}It's almost 9:00.|We've gotta go to work.
{61675}{61760}Hello, Elwood. Sit down.|What's on your mind?
{61781}{61815}I gotta quit.
{61834}{61899}Why is that, Elwood?
{61901}{61977}I'm going to become a priest.
{62200}{62275}I'll call payroll and have them get|your severance pay ready.
{62402}{62473}- Good luck.|- God bless you, sir.
{62475}{62504}Thank you.
{62846}{62965}- What's this?|- This is the last known address...
{62967}{63032}of Bones Malone|and Blue Lou Marini.
{63131}{63202}The Lord works in mysterious ways.
{64276}{64342}- Mrs Toronto?|- Tarantino.
{64344}{64454}Ma'am, do you have a Thomas Malone|or Louis Marini living here?
{64486}{64560}Not any more.|They moved out a long time ago.
{64562}{64620}I don't take in boarders any more.
{64657}{64737}- May we come in, ma'am?|- Please.
{64992}{65078}Did they leave a forwarding address?|A phone number?
{65080}{65150}Did they live quietly?|What were their personal habits?
{65152}{65205}They were good boys...
{65207}{65287}but they made|a lot of racket at night.
{65289}{65335}Are you the police?
{65337}{65393}No, ma'am.|We're musicians.
{65446}{65480}Mr Man!
{65619}{65728}- Yes, ma'am?|- They left this card. Maybe it'll help.
{66042}{66090}Thanks.
{67497}{67549}Thank you. You're marvellous.
{67612}{67679}Thank you. I'm Murph,|and these are the Magic Tones.
{67681}{67738}Steve "The Colonel" Cropper,|Donald "Duck" Dunn...
{67740}{67815}Willie "Too Big" Hall|and Tom "Bones" Malone.
{67817}{67866}We'll be back with the Magic Tones|for the Armada Room's...
{67868}{67928}two-hour disco swing party|after this short break.
{67930}{68009}Till then, don't you go changing.
{68092}{68192}So you're out. You're free.|You're rehabilitated.
{68194}{68266}What's next? What's happening?|What you gonna do?
{68268}{68322}You got the money you owe us,|mother-fucker?
{68324}{68385}Let's get something|straight here.
{68387}{68444}The reason he got locked in the slam|in the first place...
{68446}{68517}was for sticking up a gas station|to cover you guys.
{68519}{68558}You're kidding.
{68560}{68630}He pulled that job to pay|for the band's room-service tab...
{68632}{68694}from that Kiwanis gig|in Coal City.
{68696}{68742}- You did?|- That's right.
{68744}{68824}So I don't want to hear|any more of this small-change shit.
{68826}{68872}We're putting the band|back together.
{68978}{69090}Who here at this table|can honestly say...
{69092}{69191}that they played any finer|or felt any better than they did...
{69193}{69241}when they were|with the Blues Brothers?
{69314}{69367}You were the backbone...
{69369}{69459}the nerve centre|of a great rhythm-and-blues band.
{69461}{69566}You can make that live,|breathe and jump again.
{69568}{69619}Murph and the Magic Tones?
{69621}{69697}Look at you in those|candy-ass monkey suits.
{69699}{69761}And I thought|I had it bad in Joliet.
{69763}{69817}At least we got|a change in clothes.
{69819}{69881}You're wearing the same shit|from three years ago.
{69883}{69931}Jake ain't lying, though.
{69933}{70014}We had a band powerful enough|to turn goat piss into gasoline.
{70016}{70095}We'll never get that fat sound again|without more horns.
{70097}{70143}We'll never get Mr Fabulous.
{70145}{70195}- Where is he?|- Forget it.
{70197}{70255}Mr Fabulous is the top maitre d'|at the Chez Paul.
{70257}{70307}He's pullin' down|six bills a week.
{70309}{70391}- Matt Murphy got married.|- Where is Matt "Guitar" Murphy?
{70393}{70443}He opened a restaurant with his old lady|on Maxwell Street...
{70445}{70495}and he took Blue Lou with him.
{70497}{70611}You'll never get Matt and Mr Fabulous|out of them high-paying gigs.
{70613}{70679}Oh, yeah?
{70681}{70743}Well, me and the Lord...
{70745}{70801}we got an understanding.
{70803}{70855}We're on a mission from God.
{71157}{71220}Mainly French cuisine.
{71222}{71315}No, sir. Mayor Daley no longer|dines here. He's dead, sir.
{71344}{71407}Private dining rooms|are available.
{71433}{71493}Oh, no. It was supposed to be|five years.
{71495}{71563}Didn't you get five years?|No, sir, not you.
{71565}{71611}And your name, sir?
{71613}{71719}Rizzolo, for eight at 11:30.|Thank you.
{71765}{71846}Mr Fabulous,|how marvellous it is to see you.
{71848}{71919}- You're looking younger than ever.|- Wait. You guys can't come in here.
{71921}{71971}Nonsense, my dear fellow.
{71973}{72022}My brother and I|have come to dine...
{72024}{72093}to celebrate my early release|from the service of the state.
{72117}{72163}Wait. Let's talk outside.
{72165}{72213}- Let's have a cup of coffee outside.|- Why, heavens, no.
{72215}{72289}We seek a full meal and all|the compliments of the house.
{72291}{72337}Come, Elwood.
{72339}{72398}Let us adjourn ourselves|to the nearest table...
{72400}{72483}and overlook this establishment's|board of fare.
{72509}{72581}Good evening. Chez Paul.|Wait! Hey!
{72583}{72677}Sir, do you mind calling back|in about five minutes, please?
{73202}{73259}We'll have a table|in a few moments.
{73421}{73455}Excuse me.
{73457}{73521}Give us a bottle|of your finest champagne...
{73523}{73607}five shrimp cocktails|and some bread for my brother.
{73609}{73699}We have a Dom Pignon '71|at $1 20.
{73701}{73753}That'll be fine, pal.
{73845}{73961}Seriously, the food here is really|expensive. The soup is fucking $1 0!
{73963}{74034}Let's go outside.|I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
{74053}{74103}We're putting the band|back together.
{74105}{74187}- Forget it. No way.|- We're on a mission from God.
{74216}{74262}Hold it. Hold it.|What's this?
{74264}{74310}Waiter? Sir?
{74312}{74363}Please, waiter?
{74423}{74469}Yes, sir? How are your salads?
{74471}{74532}The salads are fine.
{74534}{74644}It?s just that we'd like|to move to another table...
{74646}{74704}away from those two gentlemen.
{74706}{74752}Why? Have they been|disturbing you?
{74781}{74843}No. It?s just that--
{74845}{74926}Well, frankly,|they're offensive-smelling.
{74928}{74994}I mean, they smell bad.
{75059}{75129}Excuse me. I'll see if I can locate|another table for you.
{75131}{75165}Thank you.
{75441}{75479}Wrong glass, sir.
{76705}{76761}How much for the little girl?
{76763}{76839}- The women? How much for the women?|- What?
{76841}{76891}I want to buy your women.
{76893}{76975}Your little girl. Your daughters.|Sell them to me.
{76977}{77035}- Sell me your children.|- Maitre d'!
{77236}{77323}Cut it out. The owners are gonna|ask me to call the cops.
{77325}{77407}- You wouldn't do that to me, would you?|- He just got outta Joliet.
{77409}{77483}He's on parole. You can't|call the cops on him, man.
{77505}{77556}- We're putting the band back together.|- I said no.
{77558}{77595}Absolutely not!
{77655}{77703}How much for your wife?
{77770}{77857}We're putting the band back together.|We need you, man. We need your horn.
{77859}{77902}I really can't.
{77904}{77961}We got everybody except|Matt "Guitar" Murphy and Blue Lou.
{77963}{78019}- We're getting them next.|- No way.
{78140}{78218}If you say no, Elwood and I|will come here for breakfast...
{78220}{78293}Lunch and dinner|every day of the week.
{78376}{78454}Okay. I'll play.|You got me.
{78537}{78571}Sir?
{78944}{79006}White men!
{79008}{79063}White women!
{79065}{79160}The swastika is calling you!
{79185}{79302}The sacred and ancient symbol|of your race...
{79304}{79375}since the beginning of time.
{79408}{79515}The Jew is using the black...
{79517}{79593}as muscle against you.
{79622}{79709}And you are left there, helpless.
{79711}{79827}-Fuck you!|-What are you gonna do about it, whity?
{79858}{79937}-Just sit there?|- Go back where you came from!
{79939}{79983}Of course not!
{79985}{80054}- Son of a bitch!|- You are going to join...
{80056}{80091}with us...
{80110}{80151}the members of...
{80153}{80254}the American Socialist|White People's Party:
{80282}{80364}an organization of decent...
{80366}{80443}Law-abiding white folk...
{80445}{80504}just like you.
{80506}{80561}Go to hell, bastards!
{80563}{80598}Go to hell!
{80600}{80652}I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler...
{80711}{80751}the immortal leader of our race.
{80801}{80846}To the order for which he stands.
{80895}{80951}One great cause.
{80953}{81017}Sacred and invincible.
{81019}{81087}Hey, what's going on?
{81089}{81167}Those bums won their court case|so they're marching today.
{81169}{81244}- What bums?|- The fucking Nazi party.
{81279}{81325}Illinois Nazis.
{81361}{81415}I hate Illinois Nazis.
{81417}{81474}Heil Hitler!
{81650}{81680}Ten-hut!
{82025}{82077}- Gruppenfuehrer!|- Yes, sir!
{82079}{82164}Get that car's license plate number.
{82166}{82239}We're gonna kill|that son of a bitch.
{82885}{82925}Come on home, babe
{83002}{83054}Oh, come on home, woman
{83102}{83204}Oh, come on home, pretty baby
{83206}{83252}I love you
{84467}{84521}When she walk that walk
{84523}{84569}And talk that talk
{84614}{84677}And whisper in my ear
{84679}{84749}Tell me that she love me
{84751}{84820}I love that talk
{84822}{84853}That baby talk
{84880}{84928}When she talk like that
{84956}{85005}I can?t take it like that
{85183}{85246}Come on home to me, baby
{85248}{85334}Walk your walk|Talk your talk
{85377}{85436}Talk your talk, baby
{86259}{86302}Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
{86304}{86372}That was "Boom, Boom,"|a song that I wrote back in the '50s.
{86374}{86417}- No, you didn't.|- It was a hit.
{86419}{86473}- No, you didn't.|- Yes, I did.
{86488}{86553}I wrote "Boom, Boom"!|I wrote "Boom, Boom"!
{86823}{86892}- Can I help you, boys?|- You got any white bread?
{86894}{86928}Yes.
{86930}{86997}I'll have some|toasted white bread, please.
{87053}{87102}You want butter or jam|on that toast, honey?
{87104}{87133}No, ma'am. Dry.
{87179}{87285}- Got any fried chicken?|- Best damn chicken in the state.
{87287}{87349}Bring me four fried chickens|and a Coke.
{87351}{87406}You want chicken wings|or chicken legs?
{87408}{87470}Four fried chickens and a Coke.
{87472}{87516}And some dry white toast, please.
{87518}{87568}You all want anything to drink|with that?
{87570}{87610}- No, ma'am.|- A Coke.
{87612}{87668}Be up in a minute.
{87670}{87770}We got two honkies out there|dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
{87772}{87857}- Say what?|- They look like they're from the CIA.
{87859}{87977}- What they wanna eat?|- The tall one wants white-bread toast.
{87979}{88048}- Dry. With nothing on it.|- Elwood!
{88050}{88157}And the other one wants|four whole fried chickens and a Coke.
{88159}{88216}And Jake! Shit!|The Blues Brothers!
{88235}{88300}- Hi, Jake!|- Matt! How you doing?
{88302}{88367}- How was Joliet?|- Oh, it's bad.
{88369}{88413}On Thursday night|they serve a wicked pepper steak.
{88415}{88491}Can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls|at the Terre Haute Federal Pen.
{88493}{88547}Or that oatmeal|at the Cook County slammer.
{88549}{88610}- They're all pretty bad.|- Matt--
{88612}{88652}Me and Elwood--
{88654}{88712}we're putting the band back together.
{88714}{88750}We need you and Blue Lou.
{88752}{88809}Don't talk that way around here.|My old lady--
{88811}{88857}- She'll kill me.|- Ma'am, you gotta understand.
{88859}{88960}This is a lot bigger than any domestic|problems you might be experiencing.
{88962}{89010}Matt, what the hell|is he talking about?
{89012}{89086}- Don't get riled, sugar.|- Don't you "sugar" me!
{89088}{89137}Now, you not going|back on the road no more.
{89139}{89207}And you ain't playing|any more two-bit, sleazy dives.
{89209}{89246}You're living with me now...
{89248}{89338}and you're not gonna go sliding around|with your white hoodlum friends.
{89340}{89432}But, babes! This is Jake and Elwood!|The Blues Brothers!
{89465}{89550}The Blues Brothers! Shit!
{89552}{89629}They still owe you money, fool!
{89631}{89658}Ma'am.
{89660}{89709}Would it make you feel better|if you knew...
{89711}{89790}that what we're asking Matt to do|is a holy thing?
{89792}{89865}You see,|we're on a mission from God.
{89867}{89933}Don't you blaspheme in here!
{89935}{89996}Now, this is my man,|my restaurant...
{89998}{90048}and you two are gonna|walk right out that door...
{90050}{90101}without your dry, white toast...
{90103}{90148}without your four fried chickens...
{90150}{90213}and without Matt "Guitar" Murphy!
{90215}{90254}Now you listen to me!|I love you.
{90256}{90301}But I'm the man|and you're the woman.
{90303}{90352}And I'll make the decisions|concerning my life!
{90354}{90397}You better think about|what you saying.
{90399}{90460}You better think about|the consequences of your actions.
{90462}{90493}Shut up, woman!
{90507}{90532}You better think
{90534}{90580}Think about what you?re|trying to do to me
{90582}{90623}Yeah, think
{90625}{90686}Let your mind go|Let yourself be free
{90688}{90722}Let?s go back
{90724}{90769}Let's go way on back when
{90771}{90869}I didn't even know you, you couldn't|have been too much more than ten
{90871}{90949}I ain't no psychiatrist|lain 't no doctor with degree
{90951}{91034}It don't take too much high IQ|to see what you?re doing to me
{91036}{91074}You better think
{91076}{91127}Think about what you?re trying|to do to me
{91129}{91168}Think
{91170}{91226}Let your mind go|Let yourself be free
{91228}{91273}Freedom
{91358}{91401}Yeah, freedom right now
{91591}{91634}Hey, think about it
{91636}{91673}You, think about it
{91675}{91745}There ain't nothing you could ask|l could answer you, but I won't
{91747}{91853}But I was gonna change that, I'm not|if you keep doing things l don't
{91882}{91926}Think about what you?re trying|to do to me
{91928}{91957}Damn it
{91959}{92027}Let your mind go|Let yourself be free
{92029}{92109}People walking around everyday|playing games and taking scores
{92111}{92193}Tryin' to make people lose their mind|Now, be careful you don't lose yours
{92388}{92424}You need me
{92426}{92472}And l need you
{92474}{92553}Without each other|there ain't nothing either can do
{92555}{92648}- Yeah, think about it, baby|- What you trying to do to me
{92650}{92720}To the bone|Think about it right now
{92746}{92783}Oh, freedom
{93150}{93200}You, think about it
{93202}{93276}There ain 't nothing you could ask|l can answer you, but I won't
{93278}{93357}But I was gonna change my mind|if you keep doing things l don?t
{93542}{93585}You need me
{93587}{93628}And l need you
{93630}{93714}Without each other|there ain 't nothing either can do
{93755}{93804}- Think about it, baby|- What you?re trying to do to me
{93806}{93840}To the bone, man
{93842}{93884}Think about it, baby
{93886}{93937}- Yeah, right on|- To the bone
{93939}{93998}- For deepening|- To the bone, for deeps
{94103}{94160}Deepening
{94162}{94204}Right now
{94206}{94250}Think about it, yeah, yeah
{94252}{94307}To the bone|For deepening
{94380}{94410}Think about it
{94412}{94473}To the bone
{94559}{94610}Don't give me the Blues Brothers
{94612}{94650}You had better
{94652}{94717}Stop and think about it
{94719}{94763}Think
{95210}{95257}Let's boogie.
{95579}{95625}Well, go ahead, damn it!
{95950}{95988}Shit!
{97730}{97773}Pardon me...
{97775}{97843}but we do have a strict policy|concerning handling the instruments:
{97845}{97902}An employee|of Ray's Music Exchange...
{97904}{97950}must be present.
{97952}{97992}Now, may I help you?
{97994}{98064}Ray, it's me. Joliet Jake.
{98066}{98132}I once rented some column speakers|from you...
{98134}{98183}for my band-- The Blues Brothers.
{98185}{98248}Hey, Ray. It's me. Murph,|of Murph and the Magic Tones.
{98250}{98291}Remember me?|I bought three Fender amps.
{98293}{98390}- Oh, we sell a lot of amplifiers.|- Not like these. They were beautiful.
{98392}{98477}- Upholstered with thick, red shag.|- Right!
{98479}{98568}I remember now.|I'll buy them all back for 350 apiece.
{98570}{98606}Three fifty?
{98608}{98669}I paid 800 each|not six months ago.
{98671}{98735}You know-- depreciation, man.
{98737}{98784}Ray, we're here to buy stuff.
{98786}{98863}We need pianos, amps, mikes--|the works.
{98920}{98953}Go on! Get!
{99051}{99142}Breaks my heart:|a boy that young going bad.
{99181}{99228}Tell me a little|about this electric piano.
{99230}{99278}You have a good eye, my man.
{99280}{99329}That's the best|in the city of Chicago.
{99331}{99391}- How much?|- Two thousand bucks and it's yours.
{99393}{99469}You can take it home with you.|I'll throw in the black keys for free.
{99493}{99556}Two thousand|for this chunk of shit?
{99558}{99604}Come on, Ray!
{99656}{99737}Really, Ray. It's used.|There's no action left in this keyboard.
{99899}{99946}Excuse me.
{99948}{100010}I don't think there's anything wrong|with the action on this piano.
{100202}{100278}Well, l heard about the fella|you've been dancing with
{100280}{100329}All over the neighbourhood
{100353}{100421}So why didn't you ask me, baby
{100423}{100465}Didn't you think I could
{100485}{100562}Well, I know that the bugaloo|is out of sight
{100564}{100628}But the shing-a-ling's|the thing tonight
{100630}{100697}But if that was you and me|out there, baby
{100699}{100759}I would have shown you|how to do it right
{100761}{100813}Do it right
{101105}{101137}Twisting
{101139}{101212}Shake it, shake it, baby
{101254}{101312}Here we go loop-de-loop
{101338}{101398}Shake it out, baby
{101417}{101482}Here we go loop-de-lai
{101484}{101556}Bend over|Let me see you shake your tail feather
{101629}{101689}Come on|Let me see you shake your tail feather
{101834}{101917}Come on|Come on, baby
{102075}{102121}All right
{102123}{102154}Do the twist
{102188}{102238}Do the fly
{102240}{102293}Do the swim
{102327}{102387}And do the bird
{102389}{102420}Do the duck
{102451}{102497}Do the monkey
{102547}{102573}Watusi
{102596}{102653}And what about the frug
{102679}{102719}Do the mashed potato
{102721}{102764}What about the bugaloo
{102809}{102868}Oh, the Bony Maronie
{102870}{102947}Come on, let's do the twist
{103054}{103090}Twisting
{103092}{103150}Shake it, shake it, baby
{103613}{103657}Okay, man.
{103659}{103705}We'll take these axes.
{103707}{103795}Naturally. And as usual,|I gotta take an IOU.
{104644}{104700}You guys go inside.|Get yourselves a bite.
{104702}{104752}I've got to make a phone call.
{104754}{104829}Does this phone call|concern our first gig?
{104831}{104889}Have I ever lied to you?
{105076}{105134}What are we gonna do, man?|We don't got no gig.
{105136}{105186}How much money you got?
{105188}{105237}- I got a quarter.|- That's enough for a phone call.
{105239}{105289}Come on.
{105488}{105558}- What are you doing?|- You said we were gonna make a call.
{105560}{105604}I said I was gonna make a call.
{105606}{105652}Who are you gonna call, Jake?
{105654}{105697}Do you remember Maury Sline?
{105699}{105760}Sline? Booking agent?|What about him?
{105762}{105834}He got us some good showcases|in the old days.
{105836}{105898}He got us the Morgan Park.|He got us the Ticktock.
{105900}{105954}I got him laid.|He owes me.
{105979}{106023}Give it a shot.
{106732}{106808}There's got to be at least|seven dollars' worth of change here.
{107040}{107074}Sir.
{107143}{107194}- What did you find out?|- Okay.
{107196}{107270}I called a friend|at the Motor Vehicle Department.
{107272}{107354}That license plate is like a rash|all over the computer.
{107356}{107424}The car belongs|to a known traffic menace.
{107426}{107490}- What's his name?|- His name is Elwood Blues.
{107492}{107589}He's got a record a mile long.|And he's a Catholic.
{107621}{107674}- Did you get his address?|- Of course.
{107676}{107715}1 060 West Addison.
{107759}{107804}Let's go.
{108122}{108195}Anybody with that kind of record|is gonna make a mistake.
{108237}{108297}I want all party members|in the tristate district...
{108299}{108422}to monitor the city, county|and state police on their CBs.
{108424}{108479}Mr Blues is gonna fuck up.
{108481}{108541}And when he does...
{108543}{108638}he better pray the police get to him|before we do.
{108833}{108925}We been in this car for three hours now.|Where is this place?
{108927}{109005}I told you it'd take|a little while to get there.
{109007}{109140}- What's the name of the place?|- The name of the place is--
{109191}{109226}Bob's Country Bunker.
{109228}{109314}- Here we are.|- Bob's Country Bunker?
{109752}{109812}The sign says, "Tonight only,|the Good Ole Boys."
{109814}{109900}Blues Brothers! It should read,|"Tonight only...
{109902}{109966}the Blues Brothers'|triumphant return."
{109968}{110003}Must be some kind of mistake.
{110005}{110051}You guys unload the stuff.
{110053}{110118}Elwood, come with me.
{110643}{110686}What can I get you boys?
{110688}{110750}You thirsty, hungry|or just driving through?
{110752}{110818}Maybe you'd like a beer|or something a little harder?
{110820}{110884}We happen to make|the state's best pepper steak.
{110886}{110937}No, thank you, ma'am.
{110939}{111002}We may be sucking back|a few beers later on.
{111004}{111070}We'll be here all night.|You see, we're the band.
{111072}{111148}You are?|Gee, that's nice!
{111150}{111203}Hey, Bob, this is the band!
{111205}{111249}All right!
{111251}{111326}What kind of music|do you usually have here?
{111328}{111420}We got both kinds.|We got country and western.
{111503}{111562}Jake, are you sure this is the place?
{111564}{111626}Yeah, sure. This is the place.
{111752}{111819}- Hi! You the Good Ole Boys?|- That's us!
{111821}{111893}The rest of the band's|in the parking lot getting our stuff.
{111895}{111950}Well, I'm sure glad|to have you boys here.
{111952}{112003}I'm Bob and this here is my place.
{112021}{112097}Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob!
{112099}{112200}I guess you wanna get your steel guitars|and everything set up on stage.
{112202}{112276}Claire, get up and turn those stage|lights on and get these boys going.
{112436}{112471}Chicken wire?
{112473}{112526}What do you say|we have a sound check?
{112608}{112695}Excuse me, sonny. I'll give this|to you. You're the tallest one.
{112697}{112754}Okay. What is it?
{112756}{112811}That there is a list|of the songs...
{112813}{112863}that you boys|will be playing tonight.
{113285}{113375}I don't think we know|any of the songs on this list.
{113424}{113491}This list doesn't mean anything.|They?re just requests.
{113493}{113531}Do our regular set.|First tune.
{113533}{113593}"Give Me Some Loving."|One, two--
{113595}{113642}One, two, three, four.
{114001}{114045}Shit!
{114047}{114103}What are those damn freak|pecker heads playing?
{114105}{114204}Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.|We're glad to be here tonight.
{114206}{114322}We're the Good Old Blues Brothers|Boys Band from Chicago.
{114324}{114400}We hope you'll like our show.|I'm Elwood. This is my brother Jake.
{114402}{114491}Well, my temperature?s rising|And my feet on the floor
{114493}{114566}Crazy people knockin '|'Cause they want some more
{114568}{114629}Let me in, baby|I don't know what you got
{114661}{114713}Better take it easy|'Cause this place is hot
{114715}{114807}And I?m so glad we made it
{114809}{114886}That ain't no Hank Williams song!
{114909}{114959}Give me some loving
{114961}{115008}Get off the stage!
{115050}{115081}Everyday
{115111}{115169}Why'd they turn off the lights?
{115171}{115232}- Maybe they blew a fuse.|- I don't think so.
{115234}{115280}Those lights are off on purpose.
{115282}{115355}We gotta figure out something|these people like, and fast!
{115357}{115414}I got it. Remember the theme|from "Rawhide"?
{115416}{115450}Old favourite. Rowdy Yates.
{115452}{115520}- What key?|- "A." Good country key.
{115522}{115556}"Rawhide" in "A."
{115737}{115802}Rollin ', rollin '
{115804}{115851}Though the streams are swollen
{115853}{115905}Keep them dogies rollin '
{115907}{115946}Rawhide
{115970}{116072}Through rain and wind and weather|Hell-bent for leather
{116074}{116197}Wishin' my gal was by my side
{116199}{116246}All the things I'm missin '
{116248}{116303}Good vittles, love and kissin '
{116305}{116392}Are waiting at the end of my ride
{116419}{116445}- Move 'em on|- Head 'em up
{116447}{116477}- Head 'em out|- Move 'em on
{116479}{116506}- Move 'em on|- Head 'em up
{116508}{116544}Rawhide|Cut 'em out
{116546}{116576}Ride 'em in
{116578}{116610}Cut 'em out
{116612}{116719}Ride 'em in, rawhide
{118021}{118125}Theme from the TV show "Rawhide."|Thank you.
{118313}{118389}We'd like to do a favourite of the horn|section. We hope it's one of yours.
{118507}{118623}Sometimes it?s hard|to be a woman
{118704}{118769}Giving all your love
{118771}{118851}To just one man
{118899}{118975}And if you love him
{118999}{119085}Oh, be proud of him
{119087}{119160}'Cause after all
{119162}{119229}He?s just a man
{119289}{119377}Stand by your man
{119379}{119474}Give him two arms to cling to
{119476}{119587}And something warm to come to
{119589}{119668}When nights are cold and lonely
{119670}{119740}Stand by your man
{119779}{119871}And tell the world you love him
{119873}{119996}Keep giving all the love you can
{120066}{120185}Stand by your man
{120259}{120314}Stand by your man
{120358}{120445}And show the world you love him
{120447}{120607}Keep giving all the love you can
{120609}{120659}Baby
{120661}{120719}Standby
{120721}{120800}Your man
{121352}{121402}Well, folks, it's time|to call it a night.
{121404}{121470}But do what you feel,|and keep both feet on the wheel.
{121472}{121520}You don't have to go home|but you can't stay here.
{121522}{121558}So, till next time.:
{121560}{121586}- Move 'em on|- Head 'em up
{121588}{121644}- Head 'em up|- Move 'em on
{121646}{121673}Rawhide
{121675}{121703}- Cut 'em out|- Ride 'em in
{121705}{121735}- Ride 'em in|- Cut 'em out
{121756}{121850}Ride 'em in, rawhide
{121934}{122011}Let's get the hell out of here.
{122182}{122265}Shit, I wanna tell you, that's some|of the best god dam music we've had...
{122267}{122320}at the Country Bunker|in a long time.
{122322}{122423}Well, sorry we couldn't remember|"The Wreck of the Old 97."
{122425}{122514}Why, hell! You guys can learn it|next time when you come back.
{122516}{122594}Bob, about our money for tonight.
{122596}{122660}That's right.
{122662}{122711}Two hundred dollars...
{122713}{122776}and you boys drank|$300 worth of beer.
{122778}{122833}When we first came in...
{122835}{122903}the bar lady never charged us|for the first round.
{122905}{123002}So, like, we figured|beer was complimentary for the band.
{123084}{123162}Well, I'll just go out|and take up a collection from the boys.
{123164}{123227}I sure would appreciate it.
{123379}{123432}I say this trip is nowhere, man.
{123434}{123472}I say we gotta quit.
{123474}{123547}What? Quit?
{123549}{123603}I wish you guys|would make up your mind.
{123605}{123691}Otherwise I gotta call Mr Ronzini at|the Holiday inn to get our old gig back.
{123693}{123758}Back at the Armada Room?
{123760}{123830}Listen, they want us|to pay for the beer we drank.
{123832}{123860}So you'd better split.
{123862}{123956}The next gig is gonna be dynamite!
{123958}{124016}Huge! You'll see.
{124108}{124191}I say we give the Blues Brothers|just one more chance.
{124193}{124255}Why not? If the shit fits, wear it!
{124268}{124308}Scoot over, god dam it!
{124468}{124514}Boys look a little upset.
{124544}{124604}Hey, man. Don't worry.|We got a couple of days.
{124606}{124658}We'll get the Penguin's tax money.
{124660}{124757}I mean, look. We got an appointment|to see Mr Sline tomorrow.
{124759}{124805}Everything's gonna be all right.
{124807}{124845}Let's skate.
{124888}{124951}God dam it.
{125020}{125068}Excuse me. Are you|the Good Ole Boys?
{125070}{125144}That's right. I'm Tucker McElroy,|lead singer, driver of the Winnebago.
{125146}{125207}I'd like to talk to you,|but we're running very late.
{125209}{125311}I?m Jacob Stein, American Federation|of Musicians Union, Local 200.
{125313}{125371}I've been sent here to see|if you?re carrying your permits.
{125373}{125411}Our what?
{125413}{125478}Your union cards.|May I see your cards, please?
{125514}{125581}Suppose we ain't got no union cards,|and we go in and start playing anyway?
{125583}{125659}What you gonna do about that?|You gonna stop us?
{125661}{125713}Stein!
{125715}{125807}You gonna look funny trying to eat|corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!
{125839}{125952}Listen, let me talk to Bob,|the owner.
{125954}{126027}See if we can put your band|on contract waivers for tonight.
{126029}{126093}I don't want you to move|from this spot.
{126095}{126141}Just let me handle this.
{126223}{126279}We'll talk to Bob.
{126377}{126428}Get in the car and start her up.
{126516}{126590}You know you boys owe me|a lot of money for that beer you drank!
{126592}{126667}- God dam it!|- Bob, we loved playing here tonight.
{126669}{126734}My brother's writing out an|American Express traveller's check...
{126736}{126779}to cover the bar tab.
{126781}{126823}I sure would appreciate it.
{126825}{126909}I'd better check up, see how he's doing.|I have to sign it too.
{126911}{127028}I usually sit in the car and write it|out on the glove compartment lid.
{127129}{127171}Need a pencil.
{127431}{127495}- Were them guys from the union?|- What the hell, "union"?
{127497}{127575}Those boys skipped out of here|owing me a lot of money for beer.
{127577}{127634}What the hell are you guys|all dressed up for?
{127636}{127672}We're the Good Ole Boys!
{127674}{127748}You're the Good Ole Boys?
{128201}{128272}"A.F.M." Shit!
{128710}{128784}Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,|don't fail me now!
{129120}{129195}I don't believe it!|It's that shit-box Dodge again.
{129197}{129255}The bastards are ours now!
{129721}{129795}Holy shit!
{130028}{130105}Boys, you in big trouble.
{130185}{130235}Maury, you owe me.
{130237}{130305}We'll play anywhere, anytime,|for anybody.
{130307}{130396}Put us in the Double Up Lounge, or|the Morgan Park Theatre, or the Crystal.
{130398}{130456}We always knocked them dead|in those joints.
{130458}{130543}Discos. They're all discos.
{130578}{130656}Singles. Mixed singles.|Gay singles.
{130658}{130728}These people like to dance|with each other.
{130730}{130775}We are a dance band.
{130777}{130838}I don't know, boys.|I just don't know.
{130872}{130914}Times have changed,|you know what I mean?
{130940}{130988}What are you guys gonna do?|The same act?
{130990}{131034}You wear|the same farkakte suits.
{131036}{131104}You'll scare people away.
{131106}{131150}Don't you ever wear blue jeans|or jump suits...
{131152}{131212}Like Wayne Cochran|and the C.C. Riders?
{131214}{131252}You gotta come through for us.
{131279}{131333}We need 5,000 bucks fast.
{131359}{131406}Five thousand bucks?
{131408}{131450}Who do you think you are?|The Beatles?
{131477}{131553}You know the size hall you gotta work|to take in that kind of money?
{131555}{131616}We'll fill any hall in the country.
{131661}{131726}You guys familiar|with the Palace Hotel ballroom?
{131752}{131832}- Never heard of it.|- Nice place up north.
{131834}{131910}Built in the '40s|on Lake Wazapamani.
{131912}{131956}That seats 5,000.
{131958}{132016}You guys fill that place,|you can make 5,000 bucks, easy.
{132018}{132108}- Book us for tomorrow night.|- Hold it! Tomorrow night?
{132110}{132176}A gig like that, you gotta prepare|the proper exploitation.
{132178}{132248}I know about that stuff.|I been exploited all my life.
{132250}{132309}Forget it. There's no way|with you guys. Forget about it.
{132380}{132462}Say, how's Mrs Sline?
{132464}{132512}I might have some information|she'd like to know.
{132632}{132677}You blackmailing me?
{132679}{132768}If you wanna put it that way.|Maury, we need this gig!
{132770}{132808}We're on a mission from God.
{132890}{132962}Get us the hall, and I guarantee|we'll pack them in for miles around.
{132964}{133006}What do you say?
{133049}{133095}Okay. I'll get you the Palace Hotel.
{133129}{133197}I'll print up show bills. I'll make|the place look real pretty, okay?
{133199}{133294}I don't think you guys|are gonna gross dollar one.
{133328}{133379}But if you do, I want a taste|of the gig, okay?
{133381}{133421}Thanks, Maury.|Let's go, boys!
{133591}{133705}Listen, you boys heard me talk|about Jake and Elwood.
{133707}{133764}They used to live here,|just like you.
{133766}{133826}And I used to sing to them,|just like with you.
{133828}{133917}Tonight Jake and Elwood are going out|to sing and play...
{133919}{133968}to raise money|to help you children.
{133970}{134016}Your lazy butts are in this too!
{134018}{134066}So get up on that wagon.
{134068}{134146}We're going up north|to put the word on the streets.
{134644}{134742}Tonight only,|the fabulous Blues Brothers...
{134744}{134809}Rhythm and Blues Revue...
{134811}{134922}at the Palace Hotel ballroom,|Route 16...
{134924}{134982}Lake Wazapamani.
{134984}{135034}The fabulous Blues Brothers...
{135036}{135096}Show Band and Revue.
{135198}{135273}There you go, boy.
{135275}{135327}All right, man!
{135329}{135372}Check it out!
{135374}{135429}- Tonight only!|- From Chicago!
{135431}{135504}- The Blues Brothers.|- Rhythm and Blues Revue.
{135506}{135545}One night only!|The fabulous--
{135547}{135613}Blues Brothers Show Band|and Revue.
{135727}{135786}You! On the motorcycle!
{135788}{135846}You two girls!
{135848}{135914}- Tell your friends!|- Free parking.
{135957}{136003}Two-dollar cover charge only, folks!
{136015}{136083}- That?s a lot of entertainment.|- For two dollars.
{136120}{136210}Will you please put this in the window,|'cause it's real important.
{136490}{136566}Tonight only, from Chicago...
{136568}{136648}the fabulous Blues Brothers...
{136650}{136708}Rhythm and Blues Revue...
{136710}{136769}for your dancing pleasure.
{136801}{136876}And it's ladies? night tonight.
{136878}{136924}at the Palace Hotel ballroom.
{137142}{137194}"Tonight only, the Blues Brothers...
{137196}{137250}genuine Rhythm and Blues Show|and Revue.
{137252}{137337}Palace Hotel ballroom.|Tonight only."
{137368}{137408}How we doing?
{137410}{137549}So far we covered Lake, McHenry...
{137551}{137594}and part of Du Page County.
{137596}{137654}Good. Let's get to the gig.
{137712}{137757}What is it?
{137759}{137814}We're out of gas.
{137840}{137906}Oh, shit.
{138453}{138521}Wow! A classic. What a room!
{138523}{138561}This place is gonna swing tonight.
{138563}{138608}It's a fucking barn.|We'll never fill it.
{138610}{138670}We've gotta fill this hall tonight.
{138672}{138721}A lot of young children|are depending on it.
{138723}{138779}Young children?|What do you mean?
{138781}{138874}Jake and Elwood are donating|the band's share of the door money...
{138876}{138937}to pay the taxes|on the St. Helen's orphanage...
{138939}{138978}in Calumet City.
{138980}{139015}What?
{139017}{139121}- We're out of gas.|- Yep. Mind if we fill her up?
{139123}{139194}Nope. I said "we're" out of gas.
{139196}{139266}Tanker truck's late.|Should have been here two hours ago.
{139268}{139343}It's always late on Thursdays.
{139345}{139437}I guess we'll have to wait.
{140017}{140063}Excuse me, sir.
{140109}{140202}Yes, you. Could you fill it up|with premium, and check under the hood?
{140284}{140330}Sure.
{140332}{140405}You want I should wash|the dead bugs off the windshield?
{140433}{140479}No. I'm in kind of a hurry.
{140722}{140766}Where in the hell are they?
{140768}{140877}So maybe you'd like to come by|and see the show.
{140879}{140975}I'm awfully sorry, but I do have|a prior dinner engagement.
{141177}{141218}Thanks, Marvin.
{141326}{141380}Get me Troopers Daniel and Mount.
{141556}{141598}I don't see those Blues Brothers.
{141620}{141650}We'll wait.
{141704}{141761}Okay, you're all set.
{141763}{141862}That'll be $94.
{141925}{141965}Here's 95.|Thank you.
{141967}{142044}Okay. And that's a dollar change.
{142046}{142133}- Oh, keep the change.|- Thanks.
{142177}{142259}So, look. If your date...
{142261}{142321}don't work out tonight|for any reason...
{142323}{142426}there's a motel|up on the interstate.
{142428}{142522}Maybe we could, say, meet...
{142524}{142590}around midnight?
{142624}{142674}I'll think about it, Elwood, okay?
{142727}{142767}Bye.
{143105}{143150}Son of a bitch!
{143178}{143224}Come on!
{144023}{144078}We're really late.|You'd better step on it.
{144297}{144371}I always like to perform|for angry mobs.
{144373}{144410}You can't quit now.
{144412}{144448}What can they be doing?
{144876}{144922}My head hurts.
{144948}{144990}That Night Train's a mean wine.
{144992}{145038}You'd better get bright!|We got a show to do.
{145040}{145098}Then we gotta figure out|some way to collect that gate money...
{145100}{145201}get it to the County Assessor's office|as soon as they open in the morning.
{145400}{145446}We want the show!
{145694}{145756}Gentlemen, I'm leaving.
{145780}{145814}Man, we were so close.
{145816}{145866}Hey, you guys know|"Minnie The Moocher"?
{145868}{145924}I knew a hooker once|named Minnie Mazola.
{145926}{145985}No! The song "Minnie the Moocher."
{145987}{146045}- Yeah. So what?|- Hit it!
{146763}{146908}Hey, folks, here?s a story|'bout Minnie the Moocher
{146910}{147026}She was a low-down hoochie coocher
{147028}{147122}She was the roughest, toughest frail
{147124}{147188}But Minnie had a heart
{147190}{147236}As big as a whale
{147726}{147841}She messed around|with a bloke named Smokey
{147843}{147931}She loved him|though he was cokey
{147962}{148035}He took her down to Chinatown
{148049}{148166}And he showed her how|to kick the gong around
{149161}{149247}She had a dream|about the King of Sweden
{149277}{149369}He gave her things|that she was needin '
{149371}{149485}He gave her a home|built of gold and steel
{149487}{149596}A diamond car|with the platinum wheels
{150997}{151068}This is glue. Strong stuff.
{151245}{151290}What the hell are you doing?
{151292}{151347}This can is from|a surplus disposal run.
{151349}{151421}Fifteen overcharged ounces|of pure, uncompounded...
{151423}{151490}isopropyl butane monosulfate.
{151492}{151547}When combined with oxygen|and a little heat...
{151549}{151603}it will cause a rapid expansion.
{152259}{152336}Poor Min, poor Min
{153383}{153430}- Let's take them!|- Wait a minute.
{153432}{153524}I've never even heard|these boys sing, all right?
{153526}{153570}All right.
{153572}{153625}They're not going no place.
{153627}{153693}All right, cover all exits! Let's go!|Come on! Hurry up!
{153765}{153828}Move it!
{154294}{154349}Who wants an Orange Whip?|Orange Whip?
{154396}{154443}Three Orange Whips.
{154892}{154948}Excuse us.
{154950}{155002}Good evening, ladies.
{155876}{155937}One, two,|one, two, three, four.
{156496}{156588}Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is the|distinct pleasure of the management...
{156590}{156688}to present to you|the evening's star attraction.
{156690}{156796}Here they are, back after|their exclusive three-year tour...
{156798}{156896}of Europe, Scandinavia|and the subcontinent.
{156898}{156988}Won't you welcome|from Calumet City, Illinois...
{156990}{157119}the show band|of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues.
{157121}{157182}The Blues Brothers!
{158064}{158123}One, two.|One, two, three, four.
{158370}{158437}We're so glad to see|so many lovely people here tonight.
{158439}{158503}We'd like to welcome|all the representatives...
{158505}{158547}of Illinois' law enforcement|community...
{158549}{158635}who have chosen to join us in|the Palace Hotel ballroom at this time.
{158637}{158691}We certainly hope you all|enjoy the show.
{158693}{158743}And remember that|no matter who you are...
{158745}{158803}and what you do|to live and survive...
{158805}{158875}there's still some things|that make us all the same.
{158877}{158972}You. Me. Them. Everybody.
{159011}{159067}Everybody
{159069}{159127}Needs somebody
{159129}{159187}Everybody
{159189}{159277}Needs somebody to love
{159279}{159321}Someone to love
{159353}{159413}Sweetheart to miss
{159415}{159475}Sugar to kiss
{159477}{159528}I need you, you, you
{159651}{159704}In the morning
{159706}{159765}When my soul?s on fire
{159807}{159845}Sometimes feel
{159847}{159920}I feel a little sad inside
{159922}{160004}When my baby mistreats me|I never, never
{160006}{160043}Find a place to hide|I need you
{160510}{160580}Sometimes feel
{160582}{160632}I feel a little sad inside
{160634}{160688}When my baby mistreats me
{160690}{160789}I never, never find a place to hide|I need you
{160993}{161053}People, when you do find|that special somebody...
{161055}{161107}you gotta hold that man,|hold that woman...
{161109}{161147}Love him, please him,|squeeze her, please her!
{161149}{161205}Signify your feelings|with every caress.
{161207}{161261}Because it's so important|to have that special somebody...
{161263}{161317}to hold, kiss, miss...
{161319}{161360}to squeeze and please!
{161362}{161465}Everybody needs somebody
{161467}{161525}Everybody
{161527}{161595}Needs somebody to love
{161622}{161655}Someone to love
{161683}{161740}Sweetheart to miss
{161742}{161795}Sugar to kiss
{161797}{161851}I need you, you
{162035}{162085}In the morning
{162087}{162137}When my soul?s on fire
{162169}{162257}When there ain 't no one around|I need you
{163020}{163078}Thank you.|That was for Wilson Pickett.
{163162}{163223}This is dedicated|to the late, great Magic Sam.
{163225}{163316}One, two.|One, two, three, four.
{163492}{163600}Come on|Baby, don?t you wanna go
{163853}{163920}Back to that same old place
{163922}{163977}Sweet home Chicago
{164058}{164104}Six and three is nine
{164106}{164148}Nine and nine is eighteen
{164150}{164228}Look there, brother, baby|and see what I see
{165808}{165857}- The Mafia's after us now.|- You guys were hot!
{165859}{165934}You were great!|I've got to record you.
{165936}{166009}- Bullshit.|- I don't bullshit.
{166011}{166055}I'm president of Clarion Records...
{166057}{166112}the largest recording company|on the eastern seaboard.
{166114}{166174}- So what?|- Here's $1 0,000.
{166176}{166248}An advance on your first|recording session.
{166305}{166332}Is it a deal?
{166358}{166412}Yeah. Sure, it's a deal.
{166414}{166485}Yeah. Sure, it's a deal!
{166487}{166554}Listen, all these cops out here--|they're waiting for us.
{166556}{166636}We gotta get out with nobody|seeing us. You know a back door out?
{166638}{166712}Sure. I used to be head bouncer here|back in the '70s.
{166714}{166805}There's an electrical service duct|behind your drummer's riser.
{166807}{166855}Do us a favour.
{166857}{166933}Take $1 ,400 and give it|to Ray's Music Exchange...
{166935}{167003}in Calumet City,|and give the rest to the band.
{167005}{167045}- You got it.|- Thanks.
{167047}{167092}Bye.
{167510}{167581}Me and Elwood are gonna make a break|for it. You and the band keep playing.
{167998}{168085}- Something's wrong.|- Where?s Jake?
{168171}{168210}Where'd they go?
{168526}{168584}I sure hope this thing|leads someplace.
{168586}{168650}Elwood, we're gone, man.
{168850}{168912}Who is that girl?
{168914}{168969}Well, Jake.
{168971}{169040}You look just fine down there...
{169042}{169094}slithering in the mud|like vermin.
{169096}{169142}No problem.
{169168}{169220}You're not gonna get away from me|this time.
{169350}{169386}Check that out! Let's go!
{169857}{169922}It's good to see you,|sweetheart!
{169948}{169996}You contemptible pig.
{170038}{170118}I remained celibate for you.
{170120}{170187}I stood at the back|of a cathedral...
{170189}{170249}waiting, in celibacy, for you...
{170251}{170338}with 300 friends and relatives|in attendance.
{170340}{170418}My uncle hired the best|Rumanian caterers in the state.
{170420}{170478}To obtain the seven limousines...
{170480}{170559}my father used up his last favours|with Mad Pete Trullo.
{170584}{170654}So for me, for my mother...
{170656}{170753}my grandmother, my father,|my uncle and for the common good...
{170755}{170836}I must now kill you|and your brother.
{171160}{171233}Oh, please don't kill us!
{171276}{171370}You know I love you, baby! I wouldn't|leave you! It wasn't my fault!
{171372}{171417}You miserable slug!
{171419}{171502}You think you can talk your way|out of this? You betrayed me!
{171504}{171574}No, I didn't. Honest!
{171576}{171622}I ran out of gas!
{171624}{171699}I had a flat tyre!|I didn't have money for cab fare!
{171701}{171750}My tux didn't come back|from the cleaners.
{171752}{171796}And old friend came in|from out of town!
{171798}{171904}Someone stole my car! There was|an earthquake! A terrible flood!
{171906}{172026}Locusts! It wasn't my fault,|I swear to God!
{172569}{172616}Jake, honey.
{172926}{172974}Let's go.
{173042}{173087}Take it easy.
{173458}{173507}You're now going to|totally demolish that car.
{173581}{173681}You want to maybe consider|going after the Blues Brothers?
{173928}{173984}It's 1 06 miles to Chicago.
{173986}{174054}We got a full tank of gas,|half a pack of cigarettes...
{174056}{174122}it's dark|and we're wearing sunglasses.
{174124}{174146}Hit it.
{175202}{175288}Shit, man. Can't this damn thing|go any faster than this?
{175290}{175346}Bob, I think I've got|a little problem.
{175410}{175456}God dam, boy.
{176030}{176064}Shit.
{176710}{176792}Don't you say a fuckin' word.
{177703}{177786}All units, we have a ten-seven-niner.
{177788}{177826}Officers are in pursuit:
{177828}{177912}a black-and-white|1 974 Dodge sedan...
{177914}{177960}southbound on 47.
{177962}{178045}Respond to signal, ten-seven-niner.
{178047}{178124}Occupants of vehicle.:|one Joliet Jake Blues...
{178126}{178176}one Elwood Blues.
{178178}{178231}- Considered extremely dangerous.|- Gruppenfuehrer!
{178530}{178607}Jake, I gotta pull over.
{178819}{178880}Southbound on State Highway 47.
{179494}{179565}Hi! Wanna hand me the mike?
{179567}{179616}Thanks a lot.
{179618}{179701}This is car--|What number are we?
{179703}{179742}Five-five.
{179744}{179833}Car 55. We're in a truck.
{180007}{180076}Signal ten-seven-niner|still engaged.
{180078}{180166}Vehicle travelling southbound|approaching Chicago city limits.
{180168}{180239}Commander advises will contact|Chicago precincts...
{180241}{180279}for a local intercept.
{180281}{180315}Maintain pursuit.
{180480}{180529}Use of unnecessary violence...
{180531}{180623}in the apprehension|of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
{181299}{181379}Well, this is definitely|Lower Wacker Drive.
{181381}{181448}If my estimations are correct...
{181450}{181559}we should be very close to|the Honourable Richard J. Daley Plaza.
{181561}{181625}- That's where they got that Picasso.|- Yep.
{185299}{185346}Son of a bitch!
{185507}{185561}There they are.
{186528}{186573}- Oh, no!|- What the fuck was that?
{186575}{186634}The motor. It's thrown a rod.
{186636}{186703}- Is that serious?|- Yep.
{187381}{187423}Faster.
{188694}{188722}Holy shit!
{189230}{189264}I've always loved you.
{189564}{189589}There it is!
{190662}{190702}Come on!
{191694}{191793}Sir, where's the office|of the assessor of Cook County?
{191795}{191849}Down the hall. Turn right.
{191851}{191890}Take the elevator to 1102.
{191892}{191934}Thank you, sir.
{195278}{195330}Excuse me.|Did you see two guys...
{195332}{195382}with black suits and hats,|one carrying a briefcase?
{195384}{195431}Yeah. I just sent them down there.
{195433}{195479}Thank you.
{195932}{195978}Hold the door.
{196673}{196719}Let's go.
{198364}{198410}Can I help you?
{198492}{198554}- This is where they pay taxes, right?|- Right.
{198556}{198598}This money is for|the year's assessment...
{198600}{198675}on the St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud|Orphanage in Calumet City, Illinois.
{198677}{198734}Five thousand bucks.|It's all there, pal.
{198912}{198969}Stand back!
{198971}{199001}Fire!
{199553}{199623}And here is your receipt.
{200067}{200129}Warden threw party|in the county jail
{200131}{200192}Prison band was there|and they began to wail
{200194}{200268}The band was jumping|and the joint began to swing
{200270}{200309}You should of heard those|knocked-out jailbirds sing
{200311}{200354}Let's rock
{200356}{200404}Everybody, let's rock
{200430}{200492}Everybody on the whole cellblock
{200494}{200560}Was dancing to the jailhouse rock
{200562}{200628}Spider Murphy played|the tenor saxophone
{200630}{200683}Little Joe was blowin '|on the slide trombone
{200685}{200749}The drummer boy from Illinois|went crash, boom, bang
{200751}{200803}The whole rhythm section|was the Purple Gang
{200805}{200887}Let's rock|Everybody, let's rock
{200927}{200990}Everybody on the whole cellblock
{200992}{201054}Was dancing to the jailhouse rock
{202675}{202723}Sad Sack was sitting|on a block of stone
{202725}{202793}Way over in the corner|weeping all alone
{202795}{202848}The warden said|Buddy, don?t you be no square
{202850}{202910}If you can't get a partner|use a wooden chair
{202912}{202952}Let's rock
{202954}{203024}Everybody, let's rock
{203026}{203088}Everybody on the whole cellblock
{203090}{203167}Was dancing to the jailhouse rock