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Dave, if I swivel round to the camera,
do you think it'd make a dynamic intro?
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- Very dynamic, Sebastian.
- OK, let's run camera.
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- Camera's running, Sebastian.
- And swivel.
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Hello. My name's Sebastian Gore-Brown.
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I used to be
a sports documentary film director.
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Lawn Bowls: The Real Story.
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That was mine. Now, about a year ago
when I first heard that Pete Wright,
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the notorious bad boy of British boxing,
was finally getting his chance
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to fight devastating world champion
Jose Mendez for the middleweight title,
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I sensed a documentary opportunity
too good to pass up.
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But my faithful cameraman, Dave,
and I got more than we expected.
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A lot more.
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On September 28 Jose Mendez
will defend his world championship belt.
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I was born to fight.
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Against the number one undefeated
British contender: Pete Wright.
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And he will do this in London, England.
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The greatest fighter on the planet
is coming down to South East London
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to fight Pete Wright,
one of our very own.
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I've waited a very long time.
He's been dodging me for years.
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Why you taking this fight
to his own backyard?
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I thought it would be nice
to try fish and chips.
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I'd fight him in a phone box
if I had to.
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Without fighting, I'm nothing.
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You could take away my wealth, my fame.
You can never take away these hands.
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God put his power into these hands.
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In return, I will give him the world.
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Do I think I can beat him?
I'm gonna fuckin' bury him.
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Now ask me a sensible question,
for fuck's sake!
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I'm coming, Inglaterra. I'm coming!
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Stand aside. The Thriller In Manila.
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Shut up! The Rumble In The Jungle.
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Herbie Bush Promotions brings you...
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The Melee On The Tele.
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How long have you been
involved in the sport of pugilism?
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I'm sorry. There must be some kind
of mistake. I'm in the boxing game.
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I've always been an avid fight fan.
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But I've only been directly involved in
the game of pugisis for about 18 months.
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How many pros
have you got in your stable?
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Pros? No, no, no.
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That is a bona fide personal-escort
service for business functions only.
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My girls work on a strictly
"chat and smile but no touch bum" basis.
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No, sorry.
I actually meant pro fighters.
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Yeah, well,
Pete Wright only at the moment.
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Quality control is the order of the day.
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The first boxing competition
Pete entered he won.
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He was only eight at the time,
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and he was small for his age.
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That didn't make
a blind bit of difference.
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He gave them other kids
a real going-over.
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And I remember I was quite surprised
at how vicious Pete was.
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- Intense.
- Yes, maybe intense is a better word.
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All right, Pete.
10 seconds left. Step it up.
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- Next.
- In you get, son.
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Next.
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Pete, let him come to you.
Work on your defences.
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Don't knock 'em all out before lunch,
for fuck's sake.
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Liven yourself up. Get your hands up.
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Where did you get this skinny prat?
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Oh, shit. I'm sorry, mate.
I'm really sorry.
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Oh! Oh!
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My hand!
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My fuckin' hand!
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How bad is it? He'll be able to fight?
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That's one of the worst breaks
I've ever seen.
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That kid's head must be
as hard as a sock of snooker balls.
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You're gonna have to cancel the fight.
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Has your cheese slid off its cracker?
I can't cancel the fight!
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I'm sorry, but a break like that's gonna
take three months before it heals.
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Three months?
I don't bloody believe this!
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Do you know what this means?
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This means I'm finished. I'm washed-up.
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I'm a laughing stock. An also-ran...
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This is all your fault.
Who the hell are you?
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- I'm Jimmy Connelly, Mr Bush.
- And what idiot hired you?
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I wasn't hired. I train here.
They needed extra sparring partners.
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- I didn't mean it. I'm really sorry.
- I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.
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- Leonard!
- Yes, guv?
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Do something painful with this toerag.
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- Like what, guv?
- What d'you mean, like what?
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That's meant to be your department!
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If Artie Cohen finds out
about Pete's injury,
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he'll replace him with another contender
and I'll be up shit creek.
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We need to find a middleweight
that's a free agent.
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We gotta find him today!
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I don't care how good he is. He's gotta
be a body with fists and a heartbeat.
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We put him in the ring on Saturday.
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I'll fight Mendez.
I can still work a bit of the old magic.
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Shut up. Serious suggestions,
please, Leonard!
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You're a featherweight.
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- Guvnor.
- What?
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- How about that kid that hurt Pete?
- Him?
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He's got two hopes.
Bob Hope and no hope.
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- What was his name?
- I'll look it up in the files.
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Oh, no. Shit. Shit!
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You said this was fly-on-the-wall,
not spy-in-the-cupboard.
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Investigative journalism
knows no boundaries.
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I wouldn't be doing my job
if I didn't surprise you occasionally.
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One word of warning, if you intend to
use this peekaboo style around the gym.
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If surprised, a boxer's natural instinct
is to knock you into next week.
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Sorry. Point taken, Mr Bush. Thanks.
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By the way, it's Connelly,
the name you were looking for there.
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It's Jimmy Connelly.
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- Jimmy Connelly, eh?
- Yeah.
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Right. We'd best
give this Connelly a visit.
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Leonard, the car.
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The true test for the documentarian
is to take any unforeseen circumstances
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or dramatic twist of events
and roll with the punches.
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I haven't even had my first fight yet.
I'm a milkman.
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To expose to celluloid the story of
the lives that unfold in front of him.
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Jose Mendez versus
Jimmy "The Calcium Kid" Connelly.
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So that's what I did. I rolled.
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I think I'm in, Mr Bush.
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I think I'm in.
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Say my name.
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Yeah, baby, yeah. Yeah.
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Jimmy?
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Morning.
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We'll be filming you 24 hours a day
in the run-up to the fight.
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Of course. The fight.
Who would have thought it?
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Jimmy Connelly fighting Jose Mendez
for the championship belt.
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So, tell us, how does
Jimmy Connelly start his day?
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Um...
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Well, as you probably noticed,
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I normally start off in the morning
with a set of 50 sit-ups. Yeah, sit-ups.
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...49, 50.
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I wasn't meant to have my first fight
for another six weeks.
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And here I am talking to you guys.
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I feel like Rocky
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when he finds out he's gonna
have a pop at Apollo Creed.
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Yeah.
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Make sure your mum gets that,
will you, mate?
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My mum's a massage therapist.
She works from home.
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I've drunk three pints of milk a day
for as long as I can remember.
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I've never had a filling
or been knocked out.
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My bones are as hard as rock.
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Very proud of Jimmy. He's been
a wonderful employee for four years now.
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He's got an impeccable work record.
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And he's been voted
Milkman Of The Month
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14 times by the housewives of Lambeth.
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Good morning, Jimmy.
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One of these days you'll have to come in
and whip me up an omelette.
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I mightjust do that, Mrs Fletcher.
Have a lovely day.
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I'm helping people in the community
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stay strong and healthy
by drinking milk.
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Eventually, I wanna be
a regional manager.
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My first week on the float
I got a bit of a kicking
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by kids who made off with a dozen eggs
and two pints of semi-skimmed.
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My mate Stan was boxing as part
of an aggression-management course,
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so I went down to check it out.
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I got into boxing
and being down the gym from the off.
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Morning, Vera. Two pints today?
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No, I'll have two pints today,
please, petal.
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First time I put my gloves on
and walked out into the gym,
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everything just sort of felt all right,
like I was part of something,
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a big family
that nobody could mess with.
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My old man once said:
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"Without family, man is alone."
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He's deep, my dad.
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I never thought I'd wanna leave
my milk round early.
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- Hello, boys.
- Morning.
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Hello, Jimmy.
How are we feeling today?
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Blindin'. 100%, thanks, Mr Bush.
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That's good. That's what we wanna hear,
champ, eh? Champ.
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Ow! Christ!
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Come to my office. I've got something
that might help with those reflexes.
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- Paddy, wake up.
- Crack him with a Mary Anne!
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Knock the bugger bandy, Seamus!
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Oh, Mr Bush. How are you, boss?
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Peachy. This is Jimmy Connelly.
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Jimmy, this is Paddy O'Flanaghan.
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I've spared no expense
in hiring him as your personal trainer.
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He's a legend in the field.
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That's brilliant. It's a pleasure
to meet you, Mr O'Flanaghan.
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Well, you've got strong hands,
that's for sure.
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But do you have the stomach for it, kid?
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I've trained some of the most
wondrous pugs in the ring
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over the past half-century.
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Men with punches
that'd move mountains.
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But if you haven't got it
in the breadbasket,
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it doesn't mean a damn thing.
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Now, tell me, kid, have you got it
in the breadbasket or not?
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- I guess so.
- I knew it.
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I saw it in you the minute
you came in through that door.
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If you could just remind me of your name
again, lad, we can get started.
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It's Jimmy Connelly, Mr Flanaghan.
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All right, then, Johnny.
Let's get to work.
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Have you had a long-standing
relationship with Mr Bush?
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No, not at all.
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I was in the boozer last night
having a pint, or two or three.
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And I overheard Mr Bush
talking to a pal of his
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about needing a boxing trainer.
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So I imposed myself, like,
and we got to talking,
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and the next thing you know,
I'm in gainful employment.
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I've often found on me travels
that fate plays a very big hand
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in all things connected
to the boxing ring.
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Got a spare fag, mate?
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Thank you.
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I met Jimbo back when
we was little kids, wannit?
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His old man and mine
were drinking partners.
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They'd fanny to our mums
they were taking us to the park,
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but they'd sneak into the pub
and stick us underneath the table.
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We played marbles, they got pissed.
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We went to school with each other
for a while, but I got expelled.
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For stabbing the gym teacher
with an HB pencil.
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The nonce tried to have a fiddle
with me nuts in the showers.
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He plays up all nice
to the camera, don't he?
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I don't, though. I don't care.
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Come on!
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It's incredible, really.
Jimmy boy fighting Jose Mendez.
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When he told me,
I thought it was a windup.
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They should let me fight him.
I'd do a Tyson, bite his ear off.
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I'd have it for tea with some
baked beans and nice cup of rosie.
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- Girls, show us your pink bits.
- Sod off!
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Eh?
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Rotters.
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Anyway, Jimmy,
out of the goodness of my heart,
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I've decided to help you
in your quest for glory
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and become your official motivator.
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- Motivator?
- Motivator, Jimbo. Motivator.
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Ali had a motivator.
Sugar Ray had a motivator.
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So why shouldn't The Calcium Kid?
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Listen to this.
I was working on this earlier.
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Float like a boat
Sting like a flea
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Nut him on the chin
And he'll fall in three.
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That sort of thing. It's all right,
innit? Don't worry about a thing, pal.
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With me in control of your psychological
preparation, Mendez will get his.
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And if he doesn't, we'll catch up to him
and give it to him South London style.
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Eh-eh!
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- Dave, are you OK?
- You all right?
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You all right, mate? He's sparko, mate.
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Technical knockout.
Round one. Ding-ding.
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Don't be a mug
Act like a thug
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Throw a big right
And it'll be good night.
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Oi, Stan. You have to pay
for those doughnuts.
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Course I will, Jimbo.
You know I'm good for it.
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Get them knees up, Johnny!
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There's fuck all wrong with that,
is there, lads, eh?
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Cut camera, Dave. Dave.
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It was the fight they all wanted to get.
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But it was actually Herbie Bush
that actually get up and go'd
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and actually landed the gig.
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That's why... Not there, you nana.
I'm ready when you are.
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This promotion is really gonna put
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Herbie Bush Management
right up there, you know.
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Sipping Singapore slings
with all the heavyweight promoters.
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It's the fight they all wanted to get.
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But it was actually me,
at Herbie Bush Management,
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that actually get up and go'd
and landed the gig.
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Don't you think being Pete
Wright's manager helped in any way?
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Afternoon nibbles. No crusts
on your sarnies, the way you like it.
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And I've put a slice of lemon in your
tea, like they do on the "continente".
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On the "continente".
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Artie and his people are not aware
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of Pete Wright's injury and the change
of opponent at this present time.
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They fly in tomorrow,
and I always feel it's best
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to kind of do these things
face to face, you know,
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once I'm sure
they're actually in the country.
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You know what [BLEEP] Yanks can be.
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Maybe you can put a bleep
over the pricks bit.
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Jose Mendez
is a unique combination
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of God and minister.
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Inside the ring, he is Olympian.
All powerful.
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Gloriously crushing his foes
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with one sweep of his almighty hand.
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Outside the ring,
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his heart, grace and generosity
are overwhelmingly humane.
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He is the chosen one
for many of his generation,
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and he embraces
this responsibility completely.
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I once said to Jose:
"To win the championship belt
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is to win the adoration,
love and respect
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from people all over the world."
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Five years later,
that belt hangs around his waist.
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Now, you tell me... was I wrong?
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Meanwhile,
back at Bush's Boxers,
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Jimmy was stepping up his training
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under the expert supervision of Paddy.
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Make mine a pint, Johnny.
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And get us some of them
pork scratchings while you're at it.
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Jimmy, we're going to the airport.
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Jose Mendez arrives in a few hours
and it's time to tell the world
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about Jimmy "The Calcium Kid" Connelly.
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The Calcium Kid?
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Do me a fucking favour.
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- All right, Pete?
- Yes, Jimmy. I'm golden, thanks.
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Apart from the fact
that a fucking milkman
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is fighting in my place
for the championship of the world.
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All right. There's no need to get upset.
I was only asking.
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No need to get upset?
No need to get upset?
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- I'll show you upset!
- All right, son. Easy!
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00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,077
I know how you must feel, Pete, but...
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I really appreciate you doing this, son.
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It's important that we let
Jose's camp and the press know
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about your injured hand
as soon as possible,
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00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,750
so we can all move on, yeah?
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00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,953
Piss off, Bush! I'm only coming
cos I wanna see Jose face to face,
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00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:29,392
and tell him when he knocks the lid off
the milkman and my hand heals up,
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00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:34,230
Pete Wright will fight him
anywhere, any time!
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00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,356
That's a fair comment, son.
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00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,030
You can piss off an' all, you fucking...
305
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:58,032
This is bollocks. If Mendez was on that
flight, there'd be press everywhere.
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00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,196
- They're undercover.
- My arse.
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00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,279
As soon as Jose walks through,
they'll come swarming out the woodwork.
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00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,711
What Herbie didn't know was
they were at the wrong terminal.
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00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,913
It's the oldest trick in the book,
delaying the VIP disembark.
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00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,839
They're trying to throw the foxes
off the scent.
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00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,600
But we know better.
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00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,313
They must have called earlier
about the terminal.
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00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,954
Any chance
of picking it up a little, pal?
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00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,476
Come on, Dave. Keep up.
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00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,950
What do you mean, move? I set
this whole thing up, you stupid cow!
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00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,799
I'm responsible.
Jimmy, get on the floor.
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00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,912
- All right.
- Get down. I'll get on your shoulders.
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Get up.
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00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,396
Get up.
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You couldn't organise a bunk up
in a fucking brothel, Bush!
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00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,838
- Artie! Artie!
- Get after him, Dave.
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00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,829
This is absolutely typical!
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00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,996
Artie! Artie!
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00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,679
Twat!
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00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,599
It looks like the Yanks
wanna play sneaky.
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00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:19,669
Two can play at that game. Tomorrow I'm
calling my own little press conference.
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00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,109
My dad gave me
some good advice once:
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00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:35,871
"Speak if you have something to say."
I always thought that was clever.
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00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,196
He never thought I'd talk to the press.
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00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,791
Jimmy, the guvnor's downstairs.
He'd like a word in your ear.
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00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,878
Right, before we go up there,
a couple of things.
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When the press find out you're
replacing Pete, they'll go mental.
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00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,599
I want you to go out there
and be yourself, champ.
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00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,030
And if you feel
a little bit overwhelmed,
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00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,800
Herbie Bush will be there
to lend a hand.
336
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:04,030
I've had extensive experience with these
kind of characters, so... fear not.
337
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:09,473
We need to get the people behind
Jimmy "The Calcium Kid" Connelly.
338
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,955
And we need the press
to help us do that.
339
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:16,039
Now, I have been meticulously planning
various publicity stunts
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00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:20,392
over the next few days that's gonna
make you a household name, champ.
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00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,239
Holdhouse name. Right you are, Mr Bush.
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00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,634
Jimmy, here, put this on.
Wear it loud, wear it proud.
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00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,794
But calcium is spelt with a C,
not a K, Mr Bush.
344
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:41,677
It's very important to be original
in this game, Jimmy.
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00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,314
You've got to keep
your opponent guessing.
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00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:48,752
Calcium C, Kalcium K. C, K.
He's flummoxed.
347
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,509
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
for coming here today.
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00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,075
- Where's Jose Mendez?
- We wanna see Mendez.
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00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,829
As I was saying,
we have an announcement to make.
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00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,600
Pete, if you would, please.
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00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,150
Due to a broken hand,
I will be unable to fight Jose Mendez.
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00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,555
- How bad is the injury?
- How did it happen?
353
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,753
- I was sparring with a skinny prat...
- Now to my special announcement.
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00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,520
Thank you, Pete.
Fighting in Pete's place
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00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,190
is the best-kept secret
in British boxing.
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00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,393
Let me introduce to you the next
Middleweight Champion of the World,
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00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,716
Jimmy Connelly!
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00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,354
Come on, Jimmy. Get up here.
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00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,950
Champion? Fuck off. He's the milkman.
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00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,956
- A fucking nothing.
- Pete...
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00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,913
Shut up, fatty. I don't wanna hear it!
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00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,831
Jimmy Connelly.
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00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,393
Hello.
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00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,033
- It's...
- Speak up.
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00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,276
...The Calcium Kid, not the milkman.
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00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,118
Jimmy. Jimmy.
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00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,756
- Are you actually a milkman?
- Yes, I'm actually a milkman.
368
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:57,875
If you live in my catchment area,
I'd be happy to visit you on my round.
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00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,950
Jimmy, what's your record?
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00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,310
He's undefeated. Next question.
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00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,832
- What's your training regime?
- I've been doing a lot of sit-ups.
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00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:13,630
Jimmy, do you really think that you
stand a chance against Jose Mendez?
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00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,559
Get a shot of him.
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00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,958
Well, my dad once said,
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00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,630
"There's normally a winner
in a two-horse race."
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00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,674
Obviously neither me or Jose are horses,
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00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:39,829
but I think the moral of the story
is anything can happen.
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00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,116
I believe that.
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00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,875
Jimmy Connelly.
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00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,595
That's enough.
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00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,756
382
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,399
It's all about the rhythm in boxing.
383
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,909
From the small time
I've spent with Johnny,
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00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,680
I can see he's got more
in his little finger
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00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,668
than that Mickey O'Jackson fella
has in his whole body.
386
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,668
It's great to be finally back
in the training game.
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00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,839
I feel like I've drunk a pint
from the fountain of youth.
388
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,876
So, Paddy, I hear you've had a few
run-ins with the Boxing Board of Control
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00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,197
about the well-being
of a couple of your fighters.
390
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,356
Let me see, now.
391
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,758
I lost Steve "The Undertaker" Jones
to heat exhaustion,
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00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,030
followed two days later
393
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,710
by the unfortunate passing
of whatshisname O'Reilly
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00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,196
to a blood clot
on the intelligent side of his brain.
395
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:49,758
See that? Back page of the Standard
is worth its weight in gold.
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00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,599
- This is a huge result.
- It's great, Herbie.
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00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,236
Guvnor, guvnor. Artie Cohen's here.
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00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,352
- Artie Cohen? Here? To see me?
- Yes.
399
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,949
Jesus Christ!
400
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:06,631
Artie Cohen was Jose's
manager and big-time fight promoter,
401
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,957
a connected New Yorker
whose rap sheet and reputation
402
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,390
suggested he didn't suffer fools gladly.
403
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,912
You held a press conference
without my approval!
404
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,509
This I find objectionable.
405
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:26,954
And at this press conference
you announced... that a milkman
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00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,711
is gonna fight the great Jose Mendez
for the championship belt.
407
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,876
You was in transit, yeah,
408
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,833
when the situation
with Pete Wright's hand arose.
409
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,191
I felt I had no choice
but to act on our behalf.
410
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,552
I would do nothing,
nothing to harm our relationship.
411
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,752
The only relationships I have, Mr Bush,
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00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,349
are with my fighters and my wife.
413
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,074
So unless you can throw
11 jabs in three seconds
414
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,113
or enjoy eating strawberries
from between my toes,
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00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,835
you stand little chance
of qualifying as either.
416
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,670
- OK.
- However...
417
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,032
in spite of this, what shall
we call this, this massive screw-up...
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00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,196
Cock-up.
419
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,435
...I am a man of honour.
420
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,757
I've decided to proceed
with this farcical engagement.
421
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,758
Jose Mendez came to England to fight
422
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,520
and fight is what he will do.
423
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,478
Your milkman better
know his way around a ring.
424
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,476
Yeah, well,
obviously he's a bitjet lagged.
425
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,996
Blade, man.
426
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,434
You're amazing.
427
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,193
OK. Is my hair OK? It's fine?
428
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,834
You have to see the chain.
429
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,679
OK. Can you get that a little bit up?
Thank you.
430
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,189
Being the best...
431
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,313
No, being the greatest
pound-for-pound fighter in the world,
432
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,593
and the chosen one for many of our
generation is something that I can...
433
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,836
Shit! Fuck!
434
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,632
Family values...
435
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,832
I believe in family values, education
436
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,235
and abstaining from excess.
437
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,353
- Honey, it's just a little hot, OK?
- What is this? Turn the camera off.
438
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,950
- There's no scheduled interview.
- They said they were with you.
439
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,913
- Is there a problem, Mr Cohen?
- A problem?
440
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,192
Well, my definition of a problem
is a trivial annoyance
441
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,436
overcome with quickness of thought.
442
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,790
This is a situation.
443
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,709
And what exactly is your definition
of a situation?
444
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,150
Two limey fuck filmmakers
445
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,875
hanging from their skinny pricks
over an eighth-floor balcony
446
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:06,232
for shooting unauthorised footage
of an Artie Cohen fighter!
447
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:10,274
This, this is my definition
of a situation!
448
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,233
- Careful. This is expensive.
- Motherfucker!
449
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,512
450
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,995
Hello, Jimmy boy. You all right, mate?
451
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,514
- Get the drinks in, Jim.
- The man of the hour.
452
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,951
What can I get you, Jimmy boy?
453
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,233
- Three pints of lager and a lemonade.
- We're all behind you, you know that?
454
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,115
And I hope you knock ten tons of shit
out of that wop bastard.
455
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,472
- He's actually Mexican American, Barry.
- They're all the fucking same.
456
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,475
There you are. Whisky's on the house.
457
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,036
Thanks, but I shouldn't be drinking,
what with the training,
458
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,595
so I think I'll just stick
to the lemonade.
459
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,315
I see. Now that you're a fucking
big shot with a fancy film crew,
460
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,476
you think you're special?
461
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,831
Too fucking good to have a drink
with the boys, are you?
462
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,429
No. No, not at all, Barry. Cheers.
463
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,189
- Thanks. Thanks a lot.
- It's not on the house any more.
464
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,039
465
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,629
Eric Bristow: Amateur.
466
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:23,631
Stan "180" Parlour: Mustard.
Watch this.
467
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,273
Aagh!
468
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,357
- Sorry, mate.
- Oi! What you done?
469
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,030
You shouldn't have been standing
in front of the dartboard.
470
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,196
Calm down, it's all right.
471
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,630
Stan, cool it.
472
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,190
Come on!
473
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,678
- You're Jimmy Connelly, in't ya?
- I thought it was you.
474
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,873
He's just dealing with some of
his anger-management issues.
475
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,311
- He'll be all right in a bit.
- You've got lovely eyes.
476
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,029
Get the drinks in
if you're not gonna help us.
477
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,835
That should help
bring the swelling down.
478
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,873
You should be able to see out of it
in a couple of days.
479
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,036
Thanks, Jimmy.
480
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,274
"The Calcium Kid's got a lot of bottle."
481
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:18,556
"Plucked from obscurity, Jimmy Connelly
has become the lead player
482
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:23,436
in a story of
David and Goliath proportions."
483
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,473
"His boxing skills are unknown,
484
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,194
but this is the stuff of fairy tales."
485
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:35,111
"As The Calcium Kid himself
so aptly put it,
486
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,278
'There's normally a winner
in a two-horse race'."
487
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,872
My dad would love seeing
our name in the papers.
488
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,038
He always said
the Connellys had potential.
489
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,396
I'll save it for him.
490
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,075
It wasn't his fault, you know.
491
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,995
There's only so much a man can take.
492
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,475
I don't blame him.
493
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,672
Sorry. What wasn't his fault, Jimmy?
494
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,950
Oh, nothing.
495
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,230
- Good night.
- Night-night.
496
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,352
Of course I'm proud of him.
What mother wouldn't be?
497
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,915
People shouting
his name out in the street.
498
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,839
It's done wonders for business, as well.
499
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,356
Speaking of which,
500
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,189
you two look as if
you could do with a massage.
501
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,796
I could fit you both in
before my five o'clock if you like.
502
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,911
Shall we cut the camera?
503
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,235
Give us your autograph, Jimmy.
504
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,353
Yeah, sure. Have you got any paper?
505
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,196
What are you doing?
506
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,998
Write: "To my lover, Mags."
507
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,753
Jesus Christ, Jimmy. Keep that indoors.
508
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,349
You've got your reputation
to think about.
509
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,075
Anyway, look who's made
the front page of the Currant Bun.
510
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,510
It's you!
511
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,109
Jump in, champ.
We got a bit of publicity to do.
512
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,788
I'm in a bit of a hurry now.
Maybe another time.
513
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,389
Come on. I've got an operation to run.
Come on.
514
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,639
Keep it tight. Keep it real.
All right, love. Freak.
515
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,796
I've arranged something
516
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,673
that will do wonders for your image
in the community.
517
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,632
Connelly, the rules haven't changed.
518
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,955
Jacket off in class.
519
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,038
- Yes, Mr Holiday.
- Ugh! Sweaty pits!
520
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,196
Enough!
521
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,356
I've got a class to teach next door,
522
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,189
so I'll leave you to answer
any questions my students may have.
523
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,838
Feel free to ask any questions you like.
524
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,109
- Is your name Jimmy Connelly?
- Yeah, it is.
525
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,278
Cos it says here,
"Jimmy Connelly is a wanker."
526
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,789
What you gonna do with your head
when Jose Mendez knocks it off?
527
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,711
I read you can break wooden planks
over your head cos your nut is so hard.
528
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,754
- Never actually tried that.
- Pussy.
529
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,918
I said I hadn't tried it.
I didn't say I couldn't do it.
530
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,274
Now, it's very important
none of you try this at home, all right?
531
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,230
So If you wanna grow up
strong and healthy,
532
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,954
all you need to do
is drink milk every day.
533
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,116
534
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,789
Before I go,
I'd just like to say one more thing,
535
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,914
something my dad told me
when I was a kid.
536
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,960
If you have a dream, follow it...
537
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,438
cos it mightjust come true.
538
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,760
- See you.
- Bye, Jimmy.
539
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,555
Now, we do realise that this is
a wonderful opportunity for him.
540
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,751
And as a token of our support,
541
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,839
we've given him a week off work on
full pay so he can get on with training,
542
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:33,716
and an unlimited supply
of full-fat dairy products
543
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,878
to help with the dietary aspects
of the training.
544
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,631
- All right, Stan?
- Jimbo.
545
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,990
Are you ready, son? Couple of stretches.
546
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,760
That's it. Lovely. We're off.
547
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,910
548
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,113
- Here you are, Jimmy boy.
- Thanks, Mr Jones.
549
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,233
Good luck, son, and don't forget,
bleedin' knock him spark out.
550
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,115
He has been coming to my shop
since he was a little lad
551
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:21,110
to buy sweets, beverages
and Embassy Number One cigarettes
552
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,437
for his mother, the massage therapist.
553
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,112
Jimmy has been coming in here
to get his hair cut for years.
554
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,436
It's great for the community.
555
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,997
We've been having it hard around these
parts as far back as I can remember.
556
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:18,753
In honour of Jimmy, I'm giving away
free special boxing-glove sweets
557
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,272
to every kiddie who comes in
to buy ciggies for his mummy.
558
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,268
Uncle Curtis got a special haircut
for him for the fight.
559
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,952
Go on, Jimmy, son.
560
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,116
You can do it.
561
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,590
There's only one Jimmy Connelly!
562
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,950
One Jimmy Connelly!
563
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,749
On bumping into Angel,
564
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,317
Jimmy felt like a space rocket,
jetting off towards the stars.
565
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,991
Hello. We haven't properly met.
I'm Angel.
566
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,510
Yeah. Yeah, you are.
567
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,033
Can I have my knockers back, please?
568
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,360
Yeah. Shit.
569
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,355
Jimmy.
570
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:01,315
On bumping into Margaret Livingstone,
Jimmy was brought crashing to earth.
571
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,398
- Jesus. You frightened me.
- I had a dream last night.
572
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:09,196
We got married, lived in a house
with two kids and a little doggy.
573
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,312
Archetypal case
of delusional personality disorder,
574
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,796
or, in layman's terms,
an absolute nutter.
575
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,639
You're the best boxer,
we should be together.
576
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,115
It's really not a good time right now.
577
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,632
What with the training for the fight
and everything else... Bye.
578
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,833
Why are you trying to turn Jimmy
against me?
579
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,951
Help! Pervert!
580
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,116
Miss, please don't.
581
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,871
Don't try and get in the way of destiny.
582
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,199
583
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,118
584
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,791
585
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:59,557
586
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,390
587
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:09,037
588
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,631
589
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:18,630
590
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,593
591
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,475
In and cut! Good. Gather round.
592
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,194
This is a big deal, you know.
593
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:32,916
You're singing the national anthem live
on TV at a world championship fight.
594
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,873
Jimmy! Give us a smile, mate.
595
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,476
Do yourselves a favour and go out there
596
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,229
and show the world what
The Altar Boys are all about, yeah?
597
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,795
- Yes, Mr Bush.
- Let's go.
598
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,154
We have a press conference
with Jose and Artie.
599
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:58,319
We gotta capitalise all this attention
that we're getting.
600
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:03,594
So far the world has seen the nice side
of Jimmy "The Calcium Kid" Connelly.
601
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,270
But tonight we're gonna show 'em
the fighter, the animal,
602
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,995
the man that's gonna rip
Jose's head off in the ring.
603
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:15,432
The nation has to believe
that you are a creditable contender.
604
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:20,395
If you follow my directions exactly and
we can weave a little bit of Bush magic,
605
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,556
then we can make that happen, son.
606
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,194
Yeah? Good. Come on. Let's go.
607
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,237
Mr Mendez, Mr Mendez.
Great to have you here in London.
608
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,000
- Thank you.
- How are you enjoying your stay?
609
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,715
London is a beautiful town, man.
I'm really happy to be here.
610
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:52,277
Do you have any concerns about
the last-minute change of opponent,
611
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,392
and is it affecting
your training for the fight?
612
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,636
All of God's children bleed the same.
613
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,035
This fight won't go past
the first round.
614
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,312
Is that your prediction,
a knockout in the first?
615
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,671
- It's God's prediction.
- I have a question.
616
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,269
Where is this replacement fighter?
617
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,436
Maybe he scuttled under a rock
618
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,553
when faced with the reality of standing
toe to toe with the great Mendez.
619
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,115
Yeah, well, that's very funny.
620
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,431
- Good evening. I am Herbie Bush.
- Who?
621
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,596
What's the matter with you?
622
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,236
I'm very delighted and excited
to present to you
623
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,591
Jimmy "The Calcium Kid" Connelly.
624
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,833
- Put it on. Put it on now.
625
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,917
How does it feel
to be plucked from obscurity
626
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,669
to fight against the best
pound-for-pound fighter in the world?
627
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,440
This must be a great privilege for you.
628
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,196
"It feels like my birthright."
629
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,472
"It's time to bring
the championship belt
630
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,468
back to its rightful place
in Great Britain."
631
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:14,719
"These foreigners have had
the title long enough."
632
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,956
"We used to own America,
633
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,038
and on Saturday night
I will own Jose Mendez."
634
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:23,596
You will what?
The only thing that you're gonna own
635
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,873
is the record for the fastest defeat
ever in title-fight history, OK?
636
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,150
- Long live the Queen.
- Come on!
637
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,591
Never mind the milkman, Mendez.
I'm your man!
638
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,633
It's not the milkman.
It's The Calcium Kid!
639
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,920
Let's show the world
who the true champion is.
640
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,793
- Out, out, out!
- I'll be seeing the lot of you!
641
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,231
Don't you fuckin' worry!
I'll be seeing the lot of you!
642
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,032
Something about a banana?
643
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:09,949
Jose Mendez chose this fight
as a way of unifying
644
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,993
the United States
with our brothers in England.
645
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,796
And we get repaid with
this disgraceful display of racism.
646
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,312
This is personal, amigo. On Saturday
it's gonna be just you and me
647
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,353
and the pain I'm gonna bring
to your fascist world!
648
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,916
- This press conference is over.
- He fucking bit me!
649
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,351
650
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,749
36, 37, 38...
651
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,794
You idiot! As if things
aren't bad enough already,
652
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,958
without you making
a prat out of yourself!
653
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,956
What did I do?
654
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,480
"Fascist fighter shames nation"?
655
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,431
"Jimmy 'The Calcium Kid' Connelly
will fight Jose Mendez
656
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,313
for the middleweight championship
on Saturday."
657
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,479
"He will be doing so
without the support of this newspaper."
658
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:23,599
"Connelly showed up at pre-fight press
conference in full Union Jack attire
659
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,920
and lambasted Jose Mendez
in the name of Queen and country."
660
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,872
What does lambasted mean?
661
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:36,919
Oi, Jimmy.
662
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:41,477
- We're right behind you, Connelly.
- You lead the way and we will follow.
663
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:46,153
Jim, I think we should walk away.
Don't talk to those people.
664
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,033
A bit faster, Jimmy. Run. Jimmy, run.
665
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,196
Jimmy, hold up, son. Where you going?
666
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,992
Dave, we should hang back.
667
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:57,239
I had my suspicion
when he called himself The Calcium Kid,
668
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,396
but who was to know?
669
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,036
He has disgraced the entire community.
670
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:11,639
Jimmy Connelly has been relieved of
his milk round effectively immediately.
671
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,879
At this point in time that is all I have
to say. Thank you and drink milk.
672
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,036
673
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,356
Didn't do yourselfjustice last night,
did you, Jimmy?
674
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,592
Laid it on a bit thick, didn't you, son?
675
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,959
What I gave you was an outline,
an idea, a concept,
676
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,596
for you to take and finesse
and make your very own.
677
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,633
Let's say I am the map
and you are the driver.
678
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:42,436
Whether you turn left or right
or do a U'y is entirely up to you.
679
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,316
But before the press conference
680
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,399
you told me to follow
your directions exactly
681
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,909
so we could weave a little Bush magic.
682
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,436
- All right, Jim?
- All right, Stan.
683
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,108
Let us in.
These guys keep following me about.
684
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,915
- They're freaking me out.
- So it's true, then? You are a fascist.
685
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,429
Course I'm not a fascist.
They got it wrong.
686
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:15,599
Never doubted you for a second, Jimbo.
Let's teach these dicks a lesson.
687
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,075
- Who's that at the door?
- Hold this.
688
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,989
- It's Jimbo, Mum.
- I don't want you talking to him.
689
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,988
And don't think you're going out
until you've folded the laundry!
690
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,478
And to think we thought
you were such a nice boy.
691
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,154
692
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:46,188
693
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:51,520
694
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,756
695
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,678
696
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,836
There's only one Jose Mendez!
697
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:05,591
698
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,870
699
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,038
700
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:23,997
701
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,475
702
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,877
703
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:39,235
704
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,629
705
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,071
706
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:57,515
707
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,396
Your mum told me
that your dad's in prison.
708
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,155
I know you've had
a rough couple of days,
709
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,636
but it's important that
we cover all aspects of your life
710
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,435
or we're never going to stay faithful
to the project.
711
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,596
Can we talk about it, Jimmy?
712
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,798
My dad lost his job, so my mum
took a course in massage therapy.
713
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,956
To earn a bit of cash.
714
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,595
I think he found it a bit difficult.
715
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,475
I know he wanted to be the breadwinner.
716
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,671
More and more clients
started coming over the house.
717
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,115
Then one day when I was at school
my dad just flipped.
718
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:56,029
He ended up hitting one of them
over the head with a kettle.
719
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,358
Eight years. Attempted murder.
720
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,715
Don't you ever visit him in prison?
721
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,077
No.
722
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,477
No. He doesn't want me
to see him locked up.
723
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,835
I remember once he told me...
724
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,278
"Nothing's out of reach
if you've got long arms."
725
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,949
I think deep down I'm doing
this whole thing for him, you know?
726
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,549
Make him proud of me.
727
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,719
So he can hold his head up high
no matter what, cos his son's a success.
728
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,198
- I like your bangle.
- Thanks.
729
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,755
That's really nice of you to say.
730
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,876
731
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,075
- What are you doing here?
- Don't be so rude to your guest.
732
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,637
You should be flattered a pretty girl
takes an interest in a mutt like you.
733
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,357
Right, I'm off to bed, then.
734
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,552
Oh, if you boys want another massage,
735
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,833
I'm sure I've got another couple
left in me before I crash out.
736
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,349
No, we're fine, thanks, Pat.
737
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,075
Oh, suit yourself, then, peewee.
Nighty-night.
738
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:29,110
It was so nice to spend
some time with your mother.
739
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:34,633
I think she and I could become
really good friends.
740
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,636
I don't mean to be rude...
741
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,515
but it's not normal.
742
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:48,998
Turning up in strangers' kitchens,
eating fish fingers is not normal.
743
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,316
I...
744
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,749
This really is all too much.
745
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,157
Everyone thinks I'm a fascist.
The whole country hates me.
746
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,069
I've lost my milk round, and to top
it all, I have to come home to this!
747
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,556
I need to sleep.
748
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,516
I'm exhausted.
749
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,952
Please, leave. Please.
750
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,836
You bastard.
751
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,153
What's she doing? She's mad.
752
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,793
- You've gotta be kidding.
- The fight's tomorrow.
753
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,468
I need to see first-hand
how you're shaping up.
754
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,958
Now, come on, stick it on me.
And no holding back, mind.
755
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:01,039
- I'm not gonna hit you, Paddy.
- I don't know why I'm wasting me time.
756
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:04,630
I'd find a bigger set of balls
in a girls' hockey team.
757
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:08,116
Jesus Christ! You really are
as much of a dairy fairy
758
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,880
as everybody says you are!
759
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,160
Shit, Paddy. Are you all right? Paddy?
760
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,073
What a right hook.
761
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,272
You've got the devil
hiding in that punch, laddie.
762
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,550
We'll have to give it a name.
763
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:31,038
I know. We'll call it the Lily O'Dwyer.
764
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,196
Why Lily O'Dwyer, Paddy?
765
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,595
Because it's a thing of beauty,
766
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:40,351
and let's leave it at that, or you might
bring a tear to a glass eye.
767
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,196
What a punch!
768
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,915
This isn't working out
like you promised.
769
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,350
Everybody hates me and loves Jose.
770
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,712
All you've gotta do is knock Mendez out
and you'll be golden gloves again.
771
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:01,232
What if I don't knock him out?
He is the undefeated world champion.
772
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,070
We'll cross that bridge
when we get there.
773
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,794
Get cracking.
You've got two hours of training
774
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,629
before our exclusive interview
on XFM radio.
775
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:14,913
It's your chance to set the record
straight all you like. Don't blow it.
776
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,633
777
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,514
I never swallow.
It's murder on the vocal chords.
778
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,597
And we have our first caller.
779
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,316
Hello, caller. You're live on the air
with Dave King and Jimmy Connelly.
780
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,988
- What's your question?
- All right, Dave.
781
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,192
I live on Jimmy's street
and his mum's a brass.
782
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:38,393
My husband's been doing
the housekeeping on her for years.
783
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,797
- And his old man's in the nick.
- You've got it wrong...
784
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,788
Are you suggesting
that Jimmy's father is a convict
785
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,639
and his mother is a prostitute?
786
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,553
You git!
787
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,638
Pat was a little upset
at the public allegations
788
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,354
made about her choice
of profession on radio.
789
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,710
I'm a massage therapist!
790
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,956
I'm good with my hands.
791
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,631
She gave Jimmy his marching orders
and rented out his room to Margaret.
792
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,120
Whoever that is,
it'd better be fucking good!
793
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,356
All right, Jim? What you doing, pal?
794
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,950
All right. I've had a bit of bother
at home. Can I stay over?
795
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:27,199
Your timing's rotten. I've got me bird
over. I'm getting me nuts wet.
796
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,755
- Stan.
- Oh. OK.
797
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,872
Stop showing off in front of your mate.
798
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,036
Wait there, all right?
799
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,239
Listen, mate.
Why don't you kip in the lockup?
800
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,476
There's blankets and a torch in there.
801
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,240
It's cosy once you get used
to the draughts.
802
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,396
Yeah. Yeah, OK.
803
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,276
Oi, Jim.
804
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:59,597
Tomorrow's the day
The Calcium Kid's on his way
805
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,394
The world might think he's a loser
806
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,353
But watch out, he's a bruiser.
807
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,797
With some trepidation
808
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,072
I decided to visit
Pete on the morning of the fight.
809
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,396
Our documentary wouldn't be complete
810
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:31,957
without some kind of resolution
from its original subject.
811
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,674
I dreamt about this night
812
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,474
ever since I was a little kid.
813
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,070
The night when Pete Wright
814
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,356
won the championship belt,
815
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:48,997
to gain respect
throughout the boxing world.
816
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,638
Along comes the milkman,
with his bony fucking chin,
817
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,990
and shatters my dream!
818
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,192
- I was robbed!
- I think we should leave now, Dave.
819
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:05,871
I was fucking robbed!
Stick this in your poxy documentary!
820
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:10,039
And if you ever come back,
I'll serve the fucking pair of you!
821
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,509
Come onl Move it!
822
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,870
Hurry up, you fat git!
823
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,355
Morning, Jimmy.
Sorry, time to wake up.
824
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,556
Life was so simple a week ago.
825
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,520
I miss my milk round.
826
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,478
I felt like I was doing
something good, you know.
827
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,116
I want my old life back.
828
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,755
Ever since my dad went away,
everything's been messed up.
829
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:06,200
He always gave me
the best advice, you know?
830
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:11,079
If he was here now,
what do you think he would say to you?
831
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,236
I don't know.
832
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,276
Why don't you find out?
833
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,555
Prisoner 3729 Connelly.
834
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,709
Dad. You're so big.
835
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,753
There's not much to do in here,
son, but lift weights.
836
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:41,839
I've qualified for this inter-prison
power-lifting tournament.
837
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,112
Got a competition
against the Scrubs next week.
838
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,070
So who's all this mob, then?
839
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,431
It's OK, Dad. They're making
a documentary about me.
840
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,313
I'm fighting Jose Mendez
for the world title.
841
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:58,308
Yeah, I've been reading about that
in the papers for the last few days.
842
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,750
You landed me in it
with the black fellas.
843
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,270
I'm not a fascist, Dad.
It was a big misunderstanding.
844
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:08,758
Good. Cos I didn't bring you up
that way, did I, now, eh?
845
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,555
Remember what I taught you
when you was a kid about all that stuff?
846
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,718
- Colour means nothing to a blind man.
- Exactly.
847
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,117
What is so important
you had to come and talk to me about?
848
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,278
Thought we had an arrangement.
849
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,870
I know we did, Dad. It's just...
850
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:32,755
I'm a bit confused about
everything that's going on.
851
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:37,078
Does it feel like everyone's trying
to pull your trousers down, Son?
852
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,033
Yeah.
853
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,754
Yeah. That's it exactly.
854
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:47,557
My advice to you is
start wearing a belt.
855
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,159
Just because you can't see
the sun behind the clouds
856
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,920
doesn't mean it isn't still shining.
857
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:02,559
You're OK. Win or lose tonight,
I'm proud of you.
858
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,871
Oh, that's a cocktail, innit?
859
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,036
Yeah, it's very pretty.
860
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,676
- We need to talk.
- Shoot. I'm all ears.
861
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,474
Your services are no longer
required, Mr Bush.
862
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,877
Everything you've got me to do
has been a total disaster
863
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,036
and I've had enough.
864
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,036
Look at him all serious.
865
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,991
No, I'm sorry. Seriously,
what can I do for you, son?
866
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,829
Do you fancy a nice
steak breakfast, steam bath?
867
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,998
Or a Singapore sling? My treat.
868
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,315
I'm notjoking, Mr Bush.
869
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:55,273
You're a pathetic excuse for a manager.
870
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,436
You're fired!
871
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,276
Fired?
872
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,995
What does he mean, fired?
You can't fire me.
873
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:08,193
Without me, there is no fight,
there is no Calcium Kid.
874
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,278
I think you're a bit
confused there, Mr Bush.
875
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,472
Because without me,
there is no Calcium Kid.
876
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,035
And without me, there is no fight.
877
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:20,471
And you know what? I've just decided
I don't want any of it.
878
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:24,229
Take your Melee On The Tele
and shove it where the sun don't shine.
879
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,590
Leonard.
880
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:31,157
Tell him what you're gonna do to him
if he doesn't fight Mendez.
881
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,510
Something painful, guv?
882
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:39,918
If you're trying to scare me,
you'd be better off by saying, "Boo!"
883
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,593
Jimmy, come back.
We can talk this through, champ.
884
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,756
Your pantaloons, guv.
885
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,558
Jimmy! Jimmy, come back here.
886
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,435
Jimmy, open up! It's me!
887
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,789
Jimmy!
888
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,276
- Any idea where he might be?
- No, sorry.
889
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,675
You must know something, you posh prat.
890
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,030
I don't think there's any need for that.
891
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,515
What about you, you soppy Irish sod?
892
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,593
I've not the slightest inkling, Mr Bush.
893
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,234
But I know a man who might.
894
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,550
- We're looking for Jimmy.
- Why? Has he done a Burton?
895
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:20,753
If you mean has he disappeared six hours
before the fight, the answer is yes.
896
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:24,794
Had enough of your silly bollocks,
has he, Mr Bush?
897
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,355
It would appear that way.
898
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,552
Now, do you have any idea
where he might be?
899
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,556
What's it worth to you?
900
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,639
Not my Merced...
901
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,476
Oi, Jimbo. Silly bollocks
is here to see ya.
902
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,913
Can I talk with you?
I've had a good think,
903
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,750
and I realise I've not been
so fair with you so far.
904
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:02,238
I've been so stressed putting together
The Melee On The Tele,
905
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,671
the dolly birds, you know,
The Altar Boys...
906
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:09,236
I've neglected my job as your manager.
907
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,433
Jim, please, son. Don't do this to me.
Don't do it to me.
908
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,598
If you don't fight, I'm ruined.
909
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,756
I'm all washed-up.
910
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,389
You cost me my job and my reputation.
911
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,830
The whole community's
turned against me.
912
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,794
What can I do to make it up to you,
champ? I'll do anything. Anything!
913
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,629
You can start
by getting me my old job back.
914
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,229
I'll talk to Mr Bennet straightaway.
915
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:49,228
I'll tell him that whole fascist thing
was all my fault,
916
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,352
and that you were an innocent pawn
in the whole thing.
917
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:57,755
I want you to donate a state-of-the-art
body-building gymnasium
918
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,428
to H-Wing at Halmsworth nick.
919
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,438
And name it after Clive Connelly.
920
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,870
But that's gonna cost me 20 grand.
921
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,036
Take it or leave it.
922
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:14,474
Why do I get the feeling I've got
me trousers round me ankles?
923
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,198
My advice to you, Mr Bush:
Start wearing a belt.
924
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,630
No, Dave. This is hip-hop styles, mate.
925
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:33,832
Go low and wide.
Over there somewhere, all right?
926
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,991
927
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,715
928
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,717
929
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,115
930
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,596
931
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:56,156
932
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,718
933
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,115
934
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,912
935
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,758
936
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,155
937
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,316
Later.
938
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,279
This is world championship boxing!
939
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,436
940
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,153
941
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:34,755
I thought I'd pop in and wish you
all the best for tonight's fight.
942
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,918
It's gonna be a hard one,
but I know you can do it.
943
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:42,238
Just give him a couple of them
underneath. Know what I mean?
944
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,276
945
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,349
Did you know that according
to the theory of aerodynamics,
946
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,836
and as may well be demonstrated
by means of a wind tunnel,
947
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,270
the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly.
948
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:09,439
Because of its size, weight and shape
in relation to its total wingspan,
949
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:11,596
flight should be impossible.
950
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:15,839
However, the bumble bee,
being unaware of these scientific facts
951
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:20,477
but possessing considerable
determination, does fly.
952
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,910
And makes a little honey, too.
953
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:41,235
Johnny, I want you to close your eyes,
take a few deep breaths
954
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:45,149
and visualise yourself
sitting in a beautiful field
955
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,749
beside a quaint little stream.
956
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,599
A lovely breeze blows over your face
957
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,519
and you feel safe and calm.
958
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:58,350
Safe and calm. Safe and calm.
959
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,516
960
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,709
961
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:05,115
An angry Jose
shot out of the stream,
962
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,595
grabbed me by the ears
and dragged me under.
963
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:09,756
The pre-fight anxiety.
964
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,030
I've seen it in many a great champion.
965
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:16,279
We'll have a look at a video
of one of Jose's scraps
966
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:21,474
and figure out a way
to batter that bruiser for a loop.
967
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,636
That'll calm your nerves.
968
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,758
I'm gonna die.
Knock me out so I don't have to fight.
969
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,190
Please. Do it. Hard as you can.
970
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,392
Don't hold it against me
if it takes a few wallops.
971
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:40,116
Don't be such a chopping block, Johnny.
You're in great shape.
972
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,596
You wouldn't know great shape
if it was with you on a treadmill.
973
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:47,156
"Come on, Johnny.
Give us the press-ups. Do the jigs."
974
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,636
"Bejesus! There's a leprechaun
in the ring! Punch him!"
975
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:54,628
I'll bleedin' knock you out,
you mad old Irish bastard!
976
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,513
That's it. Get angry, work yourself up.
977
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:00,314
Give it everything you've got, Johnny.
978
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:02,556
And it's not Johnny!
979
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,796
It's Jimmy! Jimmy!
980
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:08,396
OK, OK.
981
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,760
I know what your name is, son.
982
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:19,232
You've taken enough
and it's time to take no more.
983
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,831
You're ready, son.
984
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:25,669
Right here, right now, you're ready.
985
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:30,718
It's time to show the world
that you're no palooka.
986
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:36,153
It's time to show the world that
Jimmy "The Calcium Kid" Connelly
987
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,316
is a champion.
988
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,997
Well, this is it. Tonight's the night.
989
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,590
We're all here for you,
and I thought you'd like this.
990
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,390
Spelt with a C.
991
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,556
There you go.
992
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,715
You look really nice, Jimmy.
993
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,553
- Thanks, Mr Bush.
- That's OK, son.
994
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:27,228
There's a full house out there
waiting for you.
995
01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:29,112
Your bones are made of granite,
996
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:31,788
your punches are harder
than the kick of a mule,
997
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:36,312
you've got a one-way ticket to the big
time and it's time to get on the train.
998
01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:59,835
Let's do this!
999
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:05,796
Here's your gloves.
1000
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,709
I can see it in his eyes
He's ready for the prize
1001
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,876
Rumble, kid, rumble!
1002
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,194
Surprise, you slags.
1003
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:02,954
- Oh, my God.
- Shut it, Bush!
1004
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:06,914
- Get in there, the lot of you. Move it!
- Keep it running.
1005
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,076
We could win a fucking BAFTA!
1006
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:13,637
- Get in there! Move it!
- What is that camera crew doing here?
1007
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,796
I said sit down!
1008
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:22,229
So, as you can see, I've decided to
arrange for our own little fight night.
1009
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:25,398
We've got everything we need right here.
1010
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,750
And we've got the cameras
1011
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:30,076
to make us famous.
1012
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,751
Right, first up, national anthem.
1013
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:38,555
Come on, then, girls.
Let's hear you. Come on.
1014
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:46,830
1015
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,395
Enough of that bollocks.
1016
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:53,912
You're giving me a fucking nosebleed.
Sit down before I shoot the lot of you.
1017
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,838
Right, now for our first fight
of the evening.
1018
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:03,478
A one-round, all-out scrap till
one person gets knocked the fuck out.
1019
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,676
Fighting out of South East London,
1020
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:11,032
with a record of no fights, no wins,
1021
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,629
no draws and no knockouts.
1022
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:16,479
Ladies and gentlemen,
1023
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:20,434
a useless slag
with no prospects in the game:
1024
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,596
The milkman.
1025
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,473
You come here to fight, right?
1026
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,148
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
1027
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,874
So fuckin' move, then!
1028
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:39,877
Move!
1029
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:49,198
And fighting out of Las Vegas, America,
1030
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:53,913
originating out of a mud hut
somewhere in Mexico:
1031
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,793
Jose Mendez.
1032
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:02,994
You very
fucking strong man. Look at you.
1033
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:09,155
Imagine you're a corner
of a boxing ring.
1034
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:12,352
Make a square round our fighters. Move!
1035
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:17,234
Don't be shy. Flash a bit of flesh
and let's see what you're made of.
1036
01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:19,396
Here we go, then.
1037
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:24,150
Let's get ready to rumble!
1038
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:29,671
I want a good, clean fight.
No holding, butting or gouging.
1039
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:34,590
Break when I say break, and when
the bell sounds, come out fighting.
1040
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:38,956
It's bad enough I have to fight
this punk for money in the ring,
1041
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:42,630
but now you want me to fight him
for nothing in a rat hole?
1042
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:47,157
I'm Jose Mendez,
Middleweight Champion of the World,
1043
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,158
the chosen one for our generation.
1044
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:54,319
This son of a puta whore isn't even fit
to lick the sweat off my balls.
1045
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:05,157
OK, my friend. Now we're gonna
do it for fun, all right?
1046
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:09,352
- This is it, Jimmy. Come on, son.
- Get in there, son.
1047
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,755
1048
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:33,196
Come on! Just hold him.
1049
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,195
- Go on, Calcium Kid.
- Come on!
1050
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,792
That's it!
1051
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:15,111
Come on, Jim!
1052
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:28,270
But on second thoughts...
1053
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:32,792
Fuck the milkman, and let's get
straight to the main event.
1054
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,314
Fuck me, kid, you do have a hard head.
1055
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:39,239
Leave him alone! You bully!
1056
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,036
Never mind the milkman, sweetheart.
1057
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:47,073
When this is all over,
you come over to my place
1058
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,236
and I'll show you a real man.
1059
01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:08,278
It should have been me, Jose.
1060
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,278
It should have been me.
1061
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:14,074
- Not the milkman.
- It's not the milkman.
1062
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:18,751
- You what?
- It's The Calcium Kid!
1063
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:24,479
The Lily O'Dwyer!
1064
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,274
1065
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,956
Yes!
1066
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:55,877
Pete was convicted of abduction
with murderous intent
1067
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:58,310
and sentenced to 28 years.
1068
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:03,071
He's keeping fit, hoping to relaunch
his career on his release. He'll be 61.
1069
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:05,840
Jose claimed he heard a celestial voice
1070
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,998
whispering to him down the barrel
of Pete's shotgun.
1071
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:13,751
"Hang up your gloves.
Come fight for the Lord." So he did.
1072
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,316
Paddy got a three-fight contract
as Prince Naseem's trainer.
1073
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:21,593
The Prince was reported to find
Paddy's techniques unique but effective.
1074
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,916
Herbie decided to expand the business
1075
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:27,237
and branch out
into Middle Eastern entertainment.
1076
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:31,638
Bush and his three bellies are touring
East Anglia and the Home Counties.
1077
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:34,354
Stan's rap shot straight to number one,
1078
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:37,028
landing him a deal
with an urban record label.
1079
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:40,198
He's enjoying all the perks
of his new life.
1080
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:45,952
And as for Jimmy
"The Calcium Kid" Connelly,
1081
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:49,470
well, he can tell you himself.
1082
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,799
I got promoted
after the whole Pete Wright thing.
1083
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:08,676
Mr Bennet keeps calling me
their own little national hero.
1084
01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:11,755
- Look! The Calcium Kid!
- Come on, Jimmy!
1085
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:15,516
Little rascals.
1086
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,796
I got a call last week from Artie Cohen
1087
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,959
about the possibility of doing
a few exhibition bouts in the States.
1088
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:31,152
I suppose I could take him up on it
one of these days.
1089
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:33,316
But for now I'm back on the float.
1090
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:47,870
Morning, Jimmy. Why don't you come in
and whip me up a milkshake?
1091
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:50,435
I might just do that, Mrs Connelly.
1092
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,875
Not today, fellas, eh?