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Aah!

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Wee-be-be-bee.

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Kuzco:
Will you take a look at that?

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Pretty pathetic, huh?

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Well, you'll never
believe this,

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but that llama
you're looking at

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was once a human being.

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And not just
any human being.

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That guy was an emperor.

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A rich, powerful ball
of charisma.

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Oh, yeah!

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This is his story.

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[ Crying ]

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Well, actually my story.

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That's right--
I'm that llama.

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The name is Kuzco...

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Emperor Kuzco.

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I was the world's
nicest guy,

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and they ruined my life
for no reason.

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Oh, is that hard to believe?

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Look, I tell you what.
You go back aways--

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you know, before
I was a llama,

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and this will all make sense.

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All right, now see,
that's a little too far back.

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Oh, ho! Look at me!

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That's me as a baby.

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Waah!

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Ahem! All right,
let's move ahead.

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Oh, yeah.

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Theme song guy: There are
despots and dictators

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Political manipulators

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There are blue bloods
with the intellects of fleas

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There are kings
and catty tyrants

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Who are so lacking
in refinements

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They'd be better suited
swinging from the trees

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He was born and raised
to rule

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No one has ever been
as cool

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In a thousand years
of aristocracy

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[ Ship's Horn Blows ]

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An enigma and a mystery

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In Mesoamerican history

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The quintessence of
perfection that is he

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Kuzco:
OK, this is the real me.

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Not this.

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- This.
- Not this.

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- Winner!
- Loser.

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OK, see this palace?

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Everyone in it
is at my command.

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Check this out.

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[ Snaps Fingers ]

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Butler.

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Chef.

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Theme song guy.

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Oh, yeah!

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He's the sovereign lord
of the nation

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He's the hippest cat
in creation

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He's the alpha,
the omega, A to Z

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[ Snaps Fingers ]

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And this perfect world
will spin

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Around his every
little whim

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'Cause this perfect world
begins and ends with

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Me.

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What's his name?

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Kuzco

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That's his name

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Chorus: Kuzco

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He's the king
of the world

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Chorus: Kuzco

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Is he hip or what?

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Chorus: Kuzco

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Yeah

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[ Tires Skidding ]

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Gow!

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You threw off my groove!

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Guard: I’m sorry,
but you've thrown off

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the emperor's groove.

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Sorry!

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You were saying?

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What's his name?
Kuzco

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Chorus: Kuzco

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Theme song guy:
That's his name

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Is he hip or what?

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Don't you know he's
the king of the world?

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Whoa, yeah

85
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Oww!

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Ha!

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Boom, baby!

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Aah! Your Highness,

89
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it is time for you
to choose your bride.

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Kuzco: All righty.

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Trot out
the ladies.

92
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Let's take a look-see.

93
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Hate your hair.
Not likely.

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Yikes, yikes, yikes,

95
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and let me guess.

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You have
a great personality.

97
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Is this really
the best you could do?

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Oh, yes. Oh, no.
I mean, perhaps--

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Kuzco: What
is he babbling about?

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He's like the thing
that wouldn't shut up.

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Anyway, still wondering about
that llama in the opening?

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Well, let me show you the people
responsible for ruining my life.

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First, there's Pacha.

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Uh, excuse me.

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I'm here to see
Emperor Kuzco.

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You see,
I got this summons--

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Guard: Inside, up the stairs,
and to the left.

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Just follow the signs.

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Oh, great.
Thanks a lot.

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Kuzco: Uh, and don't be fooled
by the folksy peasant look.

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Oh!

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Old man: Pardon me.
That's mine.

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Oh, here you go.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Aah! Oh, hey.
Are you all right?

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Here. Let me, uh--

117
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Oh, you're
so very kind.

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What happened?

119
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Well, I...

120
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I threw off
the emperor's groove.

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- What?
- His groove!

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The rhythm in which
he lives his life,

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his pattern of behavior.

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I threw it off,

125
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and the emperor had me
thrown out the window.

126
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[ Gasps ] Oh, really?

127
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I'm supposed
to see him today.

128
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Don't throw off
his groove!

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Oh, OK.

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Beware the groove.

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Hey, are you
gonna be all right?

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Groove.

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Kuzco: You see
what I mean?

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This guy's trouble,
but as bad as he is,

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he is nothing compared
to what's coming up next.

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Yzma: And why have you
come here today?

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Peasant: Well...

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Your Highness--
I mean, Your Grace.

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Kuzco: OK, gang.
Check out this piece of work.

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This is Yzma,
the emperor's advisor--

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living proof that dinosaurs
once roamed the Earth.

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And let's not forget
Yzma's right-hand man.

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Every decade or so
she gets a new one.

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This year's model
is called Kronk.

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[ Fly Buzzing ]

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Yeah, I got
that there, Yzma.

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- Kronk: Unh!
- [ Buzzing ]

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Kuzco: Yep, that's Kronk.

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Now lately, Yzma's
gotten into this bad habit

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of trying to run the country
behind my back,

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and I'm thinkin'
that's got to stop.

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It is no concern
of mine

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whether your family
has...

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What was it again?

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Um, food.

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Ha! You really should
have thought of that

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before you
became peasants.

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We're through here.

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Take him away. Next!

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But I--

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Oh, OK.

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Ugh.

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Kuzco: The nerve of some
of those peasants, huh?

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Tell me about it.
Aah!

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Hi there.

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Ooh, Your Highness.

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Ahem.

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Oh, oh, oh,
ha ha ha. Um...

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Uh, you were
doing it again.

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Doing? Doing...
Doing what?

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Doing my job.

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I'm the emperor,

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and you're the emperor's
advisor.

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Remember that?

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But, Your Highness,

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I was only dealing with
meaningless peasant matters.

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Kuzco: Whoa.

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Look at these wrinkles.

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What is holding
this woman together?

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What the--

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How long
has that been there?

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Kronk:
Good thinkin', Yzma.

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What do you say,
Kuzco?

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Whoa! No touchy!

185
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No touchy.
No touch.

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Servant: Excuse me,
Your Highness.

187
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The village leader
is here to see you.

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Oh, great.
Send him in.

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Oh, and by the way,
you're fired.

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Fired?

191
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W-W-What do you mean,
fired?

192
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Um, how else
can I say it?

193
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You're being let go,

194
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your department's
being downsized,

195
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you're part of
an outplacement,

196
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we're going in a
different direction,

197
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we're not picking
up your option...

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Take your pick.
I got more.

199
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But I-- You--uh--

200
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Uhh.

201
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But--
But, Your Highness,

202
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I have been nothing
if not loyal to the empire

203
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for--for--for
many, many years.

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Hey, hey, everybody
hits their stride.

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You just hit yours
50 years ago.

206
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So... who's
in my chair?

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Kronk:
Oh, oh! I know!

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Yzma.

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Yzma's in your
chair, right?

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Very good, Kronk.

211
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Here. Get the snack.

212
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Got it!

213
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Unh! Oof!

214
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OK, you heard
the man.

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00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,098
Up, up, up.

216
00:08:01,201 --> 00:08:03,362
Kronk: I'm OK.
I'm fine.

217
00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:04,767
[ Snarling ]

218
00:08:04,871 --> 00:08:06,236
Ah.

219
00:08:07,774 --> 00:08:09,639
OK. Show him in.

220
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Ahem.

221
00:08:12,862 --> 00:08:14,454
Uh, afternoon,
Your Highness.

222
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I'm here because
I received a summons--

223
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Kuzco: Hey,
there he is!

224
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My main village man.

225
00:08:19,302 --> 00:08:20,701
Um, Pacha.

226
00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:22,634
Anyway, I got
this summons--

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Pacha.

228
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That's right.

229
00:08:25,675 --> 00:08:27,370
You are just the man
I wanted to see.

230
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I am?

231
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Word on the street is
you can fix my problem.

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You can fix my problem,
can't you?

233
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Sure.
I'll do what I can.

234
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Good, good. That's just
what I wanted to hear.

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Are you aware of
just how important

236
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your village is
to the empire?

237
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Well, I know
we grow the crops

238
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that you use here
at the palace.

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We also herd the llamas
that you--

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My village?

241
00:08:53,569 --> 00:08:54,536
Oh, yeah.

242
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You got a pretty sweet
little setup there

243
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on top of that hill,
don't you? Ha ha ha!

244
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Yeah. My family has
lived on that hilltop

245
00:09:01,878 --> 00:09:04,108
for the last
6 generations.

246
00:09:04,213 --> 00:09:05,441
Uh-huh.

247
00:09:05,548 --> 00:09:06,947
So tell me,

248
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where do you find
you get the most sun?

249
00:09:09,352 --> 00:09:10,512
Oh, I'd say

250
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just on the other side
of those trees.

251
00:09:13,823 --> 00:09:15,984
When the sun hits
that ridge just right,

252
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these hills sing.

253
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Well, that settles it.

254
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Really?

255
00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:21,890
Yep. Problem solved.

256
00:09:21,998 --> 00:09:23,124
Thanks for coming.

257
00:09:23,232 --> 00:09:24,130
That's it?

258
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That's all
you wanted me for?

259
00:09:25,768 --> 00:09:27,736
I just needed
an insider's opinion

260
00:09:27,837 --> 00:09:30,328
before I OK'd this spot
for my pool.

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Uh... your pool?

262
00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:33,773
Boo-yah!

263
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Welcome to
Kuzcotopia,

264
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my ultimate
summer getaway

265
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complete
with water slide.

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What?

267
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Isn't it great?

268
00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:43,844
It's my birthday gift
to me. Ha!

269
00:09:43,953 --> 00:09:45,614
I'm so happy.

270
00:09:45,721 --> 00:09:47,712
Uh... uh...

271
00:09:47,823 --> 00:09:50,656
um... I don't understand
how this could happen.

272
00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,421
Well, let me
clear it up for you.

273
00:09:52,528 --> 00:09:54,553
At my birthday
celebration tomorrow,

274
00:09:54,664 --> 00:09:55,562
I give the word,

275
00:09:55,665 --> 00:09:57,223
and your town
will be destroyed

276
00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:59,597
to make way for this...

277
00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:02,034
[ Hums Carnival Tune ]

278
00:10:05,441 --> 00:10:06,408
So, if I were you,

279
00:10:06,509 --> 00:10:07,703
I'd pick up some
change-of-address forms

280
00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:08,742
on the way home.

281
00:10:08,844 --> 00:10:10,971
But, um,
where will we live?

282
00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,877
Hmm...

283
00:10:12,982 --> 00:10:14,040
Don't know,
don't care.

284
00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:15,048
How's that?

285
00:10:15,151 --> 00:10:16,778
Oh, but wait.
You can't--

286
00:10:20,456 --> 00:10:22,287
When I give the word,

287
00:10:22,391 --> 00:10:26,384
your little town thingy
will be bye-bye.

288
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,655
Bye-bye!

289
00:10:27,763 --> 00:10:29,253
Oh, w--wait. No--

290
00:10:29,365 --> 00:10:30,992
Heh heh. Boohoo.

291
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:34,331
Kuzco: Oh, yeah.
Everything was goin' my way.

292
00:10:35,604 --> 00:10:37,333
Kuzco: Or so I thought.

293
00:10:37,587 --> 00:10:39,384
He can't get rid of me
that easily.

294
00:10:39,489 --> 00:10:43,550
Who does that ungrateful
little worm think he is?

295
00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:44,558
Does he...

296
00:10:44,661 --> 00:10:46,151
A little to the left.

297
00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:49,924
... have any idea of
who he's dealing with?

298
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,227
How could he
do this to me?

299
00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:54,064
Why, I practically
raised him.

300
00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,035
Yeah, you think he
would've turned out better.

301
00:10:56,139 --> 00:10:57,970
Yeah, go figure.

302
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,065
Well, it's better you're
takin' out your anger

303
00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,076
on these things instead
of the real Kuzco, huh?

304
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,476
[ Gasps ]
That's it, Kronk!

305
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,478
- That's it!
- [ Crash ]

306
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,448
I'll get rid of Kuzco.
Ha ha ha ha ha!

307
00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:10,348
The real Kuzco?

308
00:11:10,453 --> 00:11:12,853
Of course
the real Kuzco.

309
00:11:12,955 --> 00:11:14,718
Don't you see?
It's perfect.

310
00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:17,224
With him out of the way
and no heir to the throne,

311
00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:20,557
I'll take over
and rule the empire.

312
00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:21,891
Brilliant!

313
00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:23,488
So how does that work

314
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,123
with you bein' fired
and all?

315
00:11:25,234 --> 00:11:27,725
The only ones who know
about that are the three of us,

316
00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:29,566
soon to be the two of us.

317
00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:31,640
And I'm one of
those two, right?

318
00:11:31,895 --> 00:11:32,793
To the secret lab!

319
00:11:35,031 --> 00:11:37,556
Pull the lever, Kronk.

320
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:38,691
Yzma: Wrong lever!

321
00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:39,700
[ Splash ]

322
00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:40,701
Huh?

323
00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:43,500
Why do we even
have that lever?

324
00:11:43,606 --> 00:11:44,800
[ Yelps ]

325
00:11:44,908 --> 00:11:46,773
Get out of my way!

326
00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:50,407
Skull: Please remain seated

327
00:11:50,513 --> 00:11:51,980
and keep your arms and legs
in at all times.

328
00:11:52,081 --> 00:11:53,105
Yzma: Whee!

329
00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:55,377
Kronk: Faster, faster!

330
00:11:55,485 --> 00:11:58,010
Yzma, put your hands
in the air!

331
00:11:58,121 --> 00:12:00,453
Kronk: Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

332
00:12:04,727 --> 00:12:07,059
Ah, how shall I do it?

333
00:12:07,163 --> 00:12:08,994
Oh, I know.

334
00:12:09,098 --> 00:12:10,827
Yzma: I'll turn him
into a flea,

335
00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,731
a harmless little flea,

336
00:12:12,836 --> 00:12:14,599
and then I'll
put that flea in a box,

337
00:12:14,704 --> 00:12:16,672
and then I'll put that box
inside of another box,

338
00:12:16,773 --> 00:12:18,536
and then I'll
mail that box to myself,

339
00:12:18,641 --> 00:12:19,665
and when it arrives,

340
00:12:19,776 --> 00:12:20,834
ah ha ha ha!

341
00:12:20,944 --> 00:12:23,640
I'll smash it
with a hammer!

342
00:12:23,746 --> 00:12:26,146
It's brilliant, brilliant,
brilliant, I tell you!

343
00:12:26,249 --> 00:12:27,181
Genius, I say!

344
00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:33,946
Or, to save on postage,

345
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,218
I'll just poison him
with this.

346
00:12:36,326 --> 00:12:37,657
Take it, Kronk.

347
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,160
Oh ho ho ho.
Feel the power.

348
00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:41,161
Oh...

349
00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:42,356
I can feel it.

350
00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:44,558
Our moment of
triumph approaches.

351
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,259
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

352
00:12:46,369 --> 00:12:48,360
It's dinner time.

353
00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:00,692
So... is everything
ready for tonight?

354
00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:01,997
Oh, yeah. I thought
we'd start off

355
00:13:02,105 --> 00:13:03,299
with soup
and a light salad

356
00:13:03,406 --> 00:13:04,805
and then see how
we feel after that.

357
00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:07,171
Not the dinner...

358
00:13:07,276 --> 00:13:08,265
The you know.

359
00:13:08,378 --> 00:13:10,710
Oh, right.
The poison--

360
00:13:10,813 --> 00:13:12,110
The poison for Kuzco,

361
00:13:12,215 --> 00:13:14,547
the poison chosen
specially to kill Kuzco,

362
00:13:14,651 --> 00:13:15,709
Kuzco's poison.

363
00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:17,817
That poison?

364
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,818
Yes! That poison.

365
00:13:18,921 --> 00:13:19,979
Got you covered.

366
00:13:20,089 --> 00:13:21,317
Excellent.

367
00:13:21,424 --> 00:13:23,415
A few drops in his drink,

368
00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:24,823
then I'll propose a toast,

369
00:13:24,927 --> 00:13:26,656
and he will be dead
before dessert.

370
00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:28,094
Which is a real shame,

371
00:13:28,197 --> 00:13:29,255
because it's gonna
be delicious.

372
00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:30,263
[ Door Bangs Open ]

373
00:13:30,366 --> 00:13:31,390
Boom, bam, baby!

374
00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:32,866
Kuzco: Let's
get to the grub.

375
00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:35,836
I am one hungry
king of the world.

376
00:13:35,938 --> 00:13:40,238
So... no hard feelings
about being let go?

377
00:13:40,343 --> 00:13:42,470
None whatsoever.

378
00:13:43,579 --> 00:13:47,140
Kronk, get
the emperor a drink.

379
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,378
Drink. Right.

380
00:13:53,956 --> 00:13:55,856
[ Pouring Drink ]

381
00:13:58,661 --> 00:13:59,787
[ Opening
Poison Stopper ]

382
00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:00,794
[ Pours Poison
In Drink ]

383
00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:02,091
[ Explosion ]

384
00:14:06,069 --> 00:14:07,263
Your Highness.

385
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:08,496
[ Sniffs ]

386
00:14:08,604 --> 00:14:09,866
Is something burning?

387
00:14:09,972 --> 00:14:11,564
[ Gasps ]
My spinach puffs!

388
00:14:15,378 --> 00:14:17,073
[ Twangs Fork ]

389
00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,374
Ahem.

390
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:21,279
So... he seems...

391
00:14:21,384 --> 00:14:22,351
nice.

392
00:14:22,452 --> 00:14:24,283
Heh. He is.

393
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:28,852
He's what,
in his late twenties?

394
00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,791
Heh heh. I'm not sure.

395
00:14:31,894 --> 00:14:33,122
Saved 'em!

396
00:14:33,229 --> 00:14:34,127
- That's great.
- Yzma: Great!

397
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:35,254
- Good job.
- Very good job.

398
00:14:35,364 --> 00:14:37,229
Watch it.
They're still hot.

399
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,994
Ahem.

400
00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:40,194
Ahem!

401
00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:41,201
Heh heh heh.

402
00:14:41,304 --> 00:14:42,931
Kronk.
The emperor

403
00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:45,234
needs his...
drink.

404
00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:48,640
Right. Oh. Right.

405
00:14:55,184 --> 00:14:58,244
Hey, Kronky,
everything OK back there?

406
00:14:58,354 --> 00:14:59,787
Well, heh.

407
00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:01,618
Oh, uh...

408
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:04,215
Ooh. The drinks
were a bit on the...

409
00:15:04,327 --> 00:15:05,419
hmm...

410
00:15:05,528 --> 00:15:08,361
oh... ugh... warm side.

411
00:15:08,464 --> 00:15:09,658
Heh heh.

412
00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:11,791
Hey, did you see
that sky today?

413
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:12,799
Talk about blue.

414
00:15:12,902 --> 00:15:14,233
Ha ha ha.
Yes, Kronk.

415
00:15:14,337 --> 00:15:16,066
Riveting.

416
00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:18,936
A toast to
the emperor!

417
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,134
Long live Kuzco!

418
00:15:22,278 --> 00:15:23,643
[ Under His Breath ]
Don't drink the wine.

419
00:15:23,746 --> 00:15:24,804
[ Coughing ] Poison.

420
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,382
Ah! Tasty.

421
00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:36,655
Yzma: Finally!
Ha ha ha!

422
00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:37,953
Good work,
Kronk.

423
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,186
Oh, they're
so easy to make.

424
00:15:39,295 --> 00:15:40,193
I'll get you
the recipe.

425
00:15:40,296 --> 00:15:42,457
Now to get rid
of the body.

426
00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:45,466
OK! What were we saying?

427
00:15:45,568 --> 00:15:48,935
Uh... we were
just making a toast

428
00:15:49,038 --> 00:15:50,164
Yzma:
to your long and...

429
00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:53,802
Yzma:... healthy rule.

430
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:56,811
Right. So what
are you gonna do?

431
00:15:56,913 --> 00:15:59,245
I mean, you've been
around here a long time,

432
00:15:59,348 --> 00:16:02,249
and I really mean
a long time. Um...

433
00:16:02,351 --> 00:16:03,443
Ahem. [ Humming ]

434
00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:04,747
Kuzco: It might
be difficult

435
00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,685
for someone of your age

436
00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:08,484
adjusting to life
in the private sector.

437
00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:10,491
Hey, Kronk, can you
top me off, pal?

438
00:16:10,593 --> 00:16:12,083
Be a friend? Heh heh.

439
00:16:12,195 --> 00:16:13,389
[ Yzma Muttering ]

440
00:16:13,496 --> 00:16:14,758
Kuzco: Now, about you
finding new work...

441
00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:16,456
Hit him on the head.

442
00:16:16,566 --> 00:16:17,692
... that's--that's
gonna be tough.

443
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,892
More broccoli?

444
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:20,866
Because you're...
you know.

445
00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:22,733
Let's face it.
You're no spring chicken,

446
00:16:22,839 --> 00:16:25,000
and I mean that
in the best possible way.

447
00:16:26,609 --> 00:16:29,237
What? A llama?

448
00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:31,336
He's supposed
to be dead!

449
00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:33,142
Yeah, weird.

450
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,514
Let me see that vial.

451
00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:40,888
This isn't poison.

452
00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:45,154
This is extract
of llama. Ugh!

453
00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:46,353
You know,
in my defense,

454
00:16:46,462 --> 00:16:47,759
your poisons
all look alike.

455
00:16:47,864 --> 00:16:48,762
You might
think about

456
00:16:48,865 --> 00:16:50,025
relabeling
some of them.

457
00:16:50,132 --> 00:16:54,626
Take him out of town
and finish the job now!

458
00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:55,635
What about dinner?

459
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:58,798
Kronk, this is
kind of important.

460
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:00,637
How about dessert?

461
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:04,440
Well, I suppose
there's time for dessert.

462
00:17:04,547 --> 00:17:06,014
And coffee?

463
00:17:06,115 --> 00:17:08,140
All right.
A quick cup of coffee.

464
00:17:08,251 --> 00:17:11,243
Then take him out of town
and finish the job!

465
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:16,162
[ Kronk Singing
Jazz Scat ]

466
00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:18,069
Kronk: Cha cha
cha cha

467
00:17:18,174 --> 00:17:19,368
Kuzco: Guess where I am
right now.

468
00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:21,534
Uh-huh. In the bag.

469
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:23,441
Still think I'm
not the victim here?

470
00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:25,309
Watch. It gets better.

471
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:27,576
Hey! Ba-da ba-da
ba-da-da

472
00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:30,152
Kuzco: Ugh, he's doing
his own theme music?

473
00:17:30,253 --> 00:17:32,153
[ Holds Note ]

474
00:17:37,493 --> 00:17:38,391
Ba-da
ba-da ba-da ba

475
00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:39,654
Ba-da-ba

476
00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:42,424
Kuzco: Gig, dumb,
and tone deaf.

477
00:17:42,532 --> 00:17:45,160
I am so glad I was
unconscious for all of this.

478
00:17:45,268 --> 00:17:46,166
Kronk: Huhh!

479
00:17:48,938 --> 00:17:50,565
Mission accomplished.

480
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,045
Kronk angel: You're not
just gonna let him

481
00:18:03,152 --> 00:18:05,052
die like that,
are you?

482
00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:06,314
My shoulder angel.

483
00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:08,356
Kronk devil: Don't
listen to that guy.

484
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:09,550
He's trying
to lead you

485
00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:11,354
down the path
of righteousness.

486
00:18:11,461 --> 00:18:14,294
I'm gonna lead you
down the path that rocks.

487
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,421
Oh, come off it.

488
00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:16,589
You come off it!

489
00:18:16,699 --> 00:18:17,597
- You.
- You.

490
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:18,928
- You.
- You infinity.

491
00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:19,933
Uhh!

492
00:18:21,037 --> 00:18:22,368
Listen up, big guy.

493
00:18:22,472 --> 00:18:24,804
I got 3 good reasons why
you should just walk away.

494
00:18:24,907 --> 00:18:25,805
"Number one... "

495
00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:26,840
Look at that guy!

496
00:18:26,943 --> 00:18:28,968
He's got that sissy
stringy music thing.

497
00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:30,170
We've been
through this.

498
00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:32,213
It's a harp,
and you know it.

499
00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:34,112
Oh, right.
That's a harp...

500
00:18:34,217 --> 00:18:35,149
and that's a dress.

501
00:18:35,251 --> 00:18:36,411
Robe!

502
00:18:36,519 --> 00:18:38,316
Reason number 2.

503
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:39,649
Look what
I can do.

504
00:18:39,756 --> 00:18:40,814
Ha ha ha!

505
00:18:40,923 --> 00:18:42,948
But... what does that
have to do with anything?

506
00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:45,050
No, no.
He's got a point.

507
00:18:45,161 --> 00:18:46,560
Listen, you guys.

508
00:18:46,662 --> 00:18:49,426
You're sort of confusing me,
so be gone!

509
00:18:49,532 --> 00:18:50,999
Uh, or, uh, you know.

510
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,624
However I get rid
of you guys.

511
00:18:52,735 --> 00:18:54,532
That'll work.

512
00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:17,415
Kuzco: Um, what's with
the chimp and the bug?

513
00:19:17,527 --> 00:19:19,427
Can we get back to me?

514
00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:23,758
Oh, boy.
Think, think, think.

515
00:19:23,866 --> 00:19:24,992
What to do, what to do?

516
00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:25,999
What do we do
with the body?

517
00:19:31,207 --> 00:19:32,401
[ Sighs ]

518
00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:34,271
What am I gonna
tell the village?

519
00:19:36,179 --> 00:19:37,942
Come on, Kronky.
Come on, Kronky. OK.

520
00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:39,207
Kronk: What do I
do? What do I do?

521
00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:40,304
- Aah!
- [ Mrreoww ]

522
00:19:45,354 --> 00:19:46,685
Kronk: Back!
Elbow! Shoulder!

523
00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:48,256
- Unh!
- [ Meow ]

524
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:52,294
[ Gasps ]

525
00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:56,732
Oh. Hey! Hey, you!

526
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:57,857
Kronk: Hey!
Excuse me. Excuse me.

527
00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:00,435
Stop! Pardon me. Excuse me.
Sorry about that.

528
00:20:00,536 --> 00:20:03,004
Comin' through.
Hey, you with the cart!

529
00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:05,039
Kronk: Uh-oh.

530
00:20:05,141 --> 00:20:06,233
This is not good.

531
00:20:06,342 --> 00:20:09,470
Uhh. Hope that doesn't
come back to haunt me.

532
00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:03,697
Tipo: Mom, Mom!
I think I'm still growing!

533
00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:05,198
Measure me again!

534
00:21:05,301 --> 00:21:06,859
Chicha: Ha!
All right, Tipo.

535
00:21:06,969 --> 00:21:08,129
Stand still
and let's see.

536
00:21:08,237 --> 00:21:09,727
Mom, you and I
both know

537
00:21:09,839 --> 00:21:11,067
that it's
impossible for him

538
00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:12,299
to have grown in
the last 5 minutes.

539
00:21:12,408 --> 00:21:13,898
Mmm! Mmm!

540
00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:15,307
Isn't it?

541
00:21:15,411 --> 00:21:17,276
[ Gasps ] Look how much
you've grown!

542
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,314
What? Tipo, get
out of the way.

543
00:21:19,415 --> 00:21:21,212
It's my turn again.
Measure me.

544
00:21:21,317 --> 00:21:23,046
Dad's home!

545
00:21:23,152 --> 00:21:24,346
[ Kids Laughing ]

546
00:21:24,453 --> 00:21:26,819
Hey, ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

547
00:21:26,922 --> 00:21:28,719
Pacha: Come here.
Ha ha ha!

548
00:21:28,824 --> 00:21:31,452
[ All Three Laughing ]

549
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,027
Dad! I ate
a bug today!

550
00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:34,687
Oh! Was Mom
baking again?

551
00:21:34,797 --> 00:21:36,230
Heh. Don't tell her
I said that.

552
00:21:36,332 --> 00:21:37,458
Chicha:
I heard that.

553
00:21:37,566 --> 00:21:39,500
OK, everybody,
move aside.

554
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,070
Lady with a baby
comin' through.

555
00:21:42,171 --> 00:21:43,433
Dad, Dad, Dad!

556
00:21:43,539 --> 00:21:45,029
Look at
how big I am!

557
00:21:45,141 --> 00:21:46,233
We were all
measured today.

558
00:21:46,342 --> 00:21:47,240
Oh.

559
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:48,810
I'm going through
a growth spurt.

560
00:21:48,911 --> 00:21:50,276
I'm as big
as you were

561
00:21:50,379 --> 00:21:51,277
when you were me.

562
00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:52,847
Mm-hmm. Sure are.

563
00:21:52,948 --> 00:21:55,746
That's not as impressive
as my loose tooth. See?

564
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,953
OK, OK, you two.

565
00:21:59,055 --> 00:22:00,522
Our deal was that
you could stay awake

566
00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:01,749
until Daddy came home.

567
00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:03,791
Now say good night.

568
00:22:03,893 --> 00:22:06,054
Both: Dad,
do we have to?

569
00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:08,958
[ Whimpering ]

570
00:22:10,132 --> 00:22:11,326
No, you two can stay up.

571
00:22:11,434 --> 00:22:13,925
We're just gonna be sittin'
here tellin' each other

572
00:22:14,036 --> 00:22:15,367
how much we love each other.

573
00:22:15,471 --> 00:22:16,460
Right, honey?

574
00:22:16,572 --> 00:22:17,596
[ Coos ]

575
00:22:17,706 --> 00:22:18,638
- Ew!
- Blecch!

576
00:22:18,741 --> 00:22:19,639
Both: Good night.

577
00:22:19,742 --> 00:22:20,709
[ Both Laughing ]

578
00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:23,142
So what did
the emperor want?

579
00:22:23,245 --> 00:22:24,143
Ahem.

580
00:22:24,246 --> 00:22:26,214
You know what?
He couldn't see me.

581
00:22:26,315 --> 00:22:27,282
Couldn't see you?

582
00:22:27,383 --> 00:22:28,782
- Why not?
- I don't know.

583
00:22:28,884 --> 00:22:30,181
Well, that's
just rude.

584
00:22:30,286 --> 00:22:31,583
Well, he is
the emperor.

585
00:22:31,687 --> 00:22:32,585
I'm sure he's busy.

586
00:22:32,688 --> 00:22:33,814
No, no, no, no. No.

587
00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:36,221
Emperor or no emperor,
it's called common courtesy.

588
00:22:36,325 --> 00:22:37,314
Honey...

589
00:22:37,426 --> 00:22:38,893
If that were me,
I'd march right back there

590
00:22:38,994 --> 00:22:40,689
and demand to see him,
and you know I would.

591
00:22:40,796 --> 00:22:42,229
Sweetie, sweetie,
think of the baby.

592
00:22:42,331 --> 00:22:43,821
Pacha, I'm fine.

593
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:45,423
This baby's not coming
for a while,

594
00:22:45,534 --> 00:22:46,831
but even if it was,

595
00:22:46,936 --> 00:22:48,733
I'd give that guy
a piece of my mind.

596
00:22:48,838 --> 00:22:50,635
That kind of behavior
just--just--

597
00:22:50,739 --> 00:22:52,673
Uhh! [ Snarls ]

598
00:22:52,775 --> 00:22:54,265
I gotta go
wash something.

599
00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:10,924
Pacha?

600
00:23:11,026 --> 00:23:12,050
You OK?

601
00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:13,526
Hmm?

602
00:23:13,629 --> 00:23:15,859
Oh, yeah. I'm just
a little tired from the trip.

603
00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:19,696
Um... I'm gonna go
put Misty away.

604
00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:33,980
Uh, heh heh. Hi.
Excuse me.

605
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:34,981
2 seconds here.

606
00:23:35,084 --> 00:23:37,018
Um, I'm the one
in the cart. Remember?

607
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,713
This story's about me,
not him.

608
00:23:39,822 --> 00:23:41,983
OK. You got it?
All right.

609
00:23:42,091 --> 00:23:43,558
We're gonna move ahead.
Sorry to slow you down.

610
00:23:45,828 --> 00:23:47,159
Heh heh heh.

611
00:23:54,836 --> 00:23:56,030
Huh?

612
00:23:58,740 --> 00:23:59,638
Whoa.

613
00:23:59,741 --> 00:24:02,710
Uhh. Oh.

614
00:24:02,811 --> 00:24:04,073
Where'd you come from,
little guy?

615
00:24:04,179 --> 00:24:06,545
No touchy.

616
00:24:06,648 --> 00:24:07,910
Aah! Demon llama!

617
00:24:08,016 --> 00:24:09,506
Demon llama? Where?

618
00:24:09,618 --> 00:24:11,017
- Aah!
- Aah!

619
00:24:12,254 --> 00:24:13,243
[ Panting ]

620
00:24:13,355 --> 00:24:15,755
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Ooh hoo hoo!

621
00:24:15,857 --> 00:24:18,621
Ow! Ow, my head.

622
00:24:18,727 --> 00:24:19,625
OK, demon llama.

623
00:24:19,728 --> 00:24:21,593
Just take it easy.

624
00:24:21,696 --> 00:24:24,494
I mean you no harm.

625
00:24:24,599 --> 00:24:26,191
What are you
talking about--

626
00:24:26,301 --> 00:24:28,599
Oh, wait. I know you.

627
00:24:28,703 --> 00:24:29,931
You're that whiny
peasant.

628
00:24:30,038 --> 00:24:30,970
[ Gasps ]

629
00:24:31,073 --> 00:24:32,904
Emperor Kuzco?

630
00:24:33,008 --> 00:24:34,942
Yeah. Who do you think
you were talkin' to?

631
00:24:35,043 --> 00:24:37,204
Uh... how did--

632
00:24:37,312 --> 00:24:38,939
Um...

633
00:24:39,047 --> 00:24:40,412
you don't...

634
00:24:40,515 --> 00:24:42,483
look like
the emperor.

635
00:24:42,584 --> 00:24:44,279
What do you mean I don't
look like the emperor?

636
00:24:44,386 --> 00:24:45,717
Uh... oh...

637
00:24:45,821 --> 00:24:47,288
do this...

638
00:24:47,389 --> 00:24:49,152
What is this,
some kind of little game

639
00:24:49,257 --> 00:24:50,451
you country folk like to--

640
00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:52,390
Aah! It can't be! Aah!

641
00:24:53,929 --> 00:24:55,123
Aah! Aah!

642
00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:58,324
My face! Aah! My beautiful,
beautiful face!

643
00:24:58,433 --> 00:24:59,331
OK, OK, OK.

644
00:24:59,434 --> 00:25:00,924
I'm an ugly,
stinky llama!

645
00:25:01,036 --> 00:25:02,333
Wait, OK,
Your Majesty.

646
00:25:02,437 --> 00:25:03,631
- Llama face!
- Shh!

647
00:25:03,738 --> 00:25:05,865
What happened?

648
00:25:05,974 --> 00:25:08,374
I'm tryin' to
figure that out, OK?

649
00:25:09,611 --> 00:25:10,737
[ Laughing Hysterically ]

650
00:25:10,846 --> 00:25:11,904
Ohh-ho!

651
00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:13,275
I can't remember.

652
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:14,905
I can't remember
anything.

653
00:25:15,016 --> 00:25:16,313
Wait a minute.

654
00:25:16,418 --> 00:25:18,079
I remember you.

655
00:25:18,186 --> 00:25:19,414
I remember
telling you

656
00:25:19,521 --> 00:25:20,647
that I was
building my pool

657
00:25:20,755 --> 00:25:21,722
where
your house was,

658
00:25:21,823 --> 00:25:23,484
and then you
got mad at me.

659
00:25:23,592 --> 00:25:25,184
Ohh!

660
00:25:25,293 --> 00:25:27,318
And you turned me
into a llama!

661
00:25:27,429 --> 00:25:29,659
What? No, I did not.

662
00:25:29,764 --> 00:25:31,061
Yes, and then
you kidnapped me.

663
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:32,531
Why would I
kidnap a llama?

664
00:25:32,634 --> 00:25:33,896
I have no idea.

665
00:25:34,002 --> 00:25:35,867
You're the criminal
mastermind, not me.

666
00:25:35,971 --> 00:25:37,063
What?

667
00:25:37,172 --> 00:25:39,072
Hmm. You're right.

668
00:25:39,174 --> 00:25:41,142
That's giving you
way too much credit.

669
00:25:41,243 --> 00:25:43,541
OK. I have to get back
to the palace.

670
00:25:43,645 --> 00:25:46,443
Yzma's got
that "secret lab."

671
00:25:46,548 --> 00:25:48,345
I'll just
snap my fingers

672
00:25:48,450 --> 00:25:49,644
and order her
to change me back.

673
00:25:49,751 --> 00:25:51,844
Hey, you.
No time to waste.

674
00:25:51,953 --> 00:25:52,977
Let's go.

675
00:25:56,258 --> 00:25:58,385
Hey, tiny, I want
to get out of this body.

676
00:25:58,493 --> 00:25:59,892
Wouldn't you?
Now let's go.

677
00:26:02,564 --> 00:26:05,328
Build your summerhouse
somewhere else.

678
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,731
You want to run that
by me again?

679
00:26:09,638 --> 00:26:11,265
I can't let you go back

680
00:26:11,373 --> 00:26:12,897
unless you change
your mind

681
00:26:13,008 --> 00:26:16,603
and build your summer
home somewhere else.

682
00:26:16,711 --> 00:26:18,872
Hmm. I got
a little secret for you.

683
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:21,540
Come here.
No, closer.

684
00:26:21,650 --> 00:26:23,914
I don't make deals
with peasants!

685
00:26:24,019 --> 00:26:27,352
Then I guess I can't
take you back.

686
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:29,047
Fine.
I don't need you.

687
00:26:29,157 --> 00:26:30,681
I can find
my own way back.

688
00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:31,918
I wouldn't recommend it.

689
00:26:32,027 --> 00:26:34,393
It's a little dangerous
if you don't know the way.

690
00:26:34,496 --> 00:26:35,520
Nice try, pal.

691
00:26:35,630 --> 00:26:36,927
No, really.
I'm telling you,

692
00:26:37,032 --> 00:26:38,761
Pacha: there are
jaguars and snakes

693
00:26:38,867 --> 00:26:39,765
and quicksand.

694
00:26:39,868 --> 00:26:40,766
[ High Voice ]
I'm not listening.

695
00:26:40,869 --> 00:26:41,767
I'm not kidding.

696
00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:43,735
Listen, you cannot
go in there.

697
00:26:43,838 --> 00:26:44,736
La la la la

698
00:26:44,839 --> 00:26:48,138
Oh. Heh heh.
Still not listening.

699
00:26:48,243 --> 00:26:49,642
Aw, you...

700
00:26:49,744 --> 00:26:51,541
Fine. Fine.

701
00:26:51,646 --> 00:26:53,375
Go ahead!

702
00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:55,073
If there's no Kuzco,

703
00:26:55,183 --> 00:26:56,946
there's no Kuzcotopia.

704
00:26:57,052 --> 00:26:59,486
Takes care
of my problem.

705
00:27:05,794 --> 00:27:06,818
Hmm.

706
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:13,905
[ Kuzco Laughs ]

707
00:27:14,016 --> 00:27:15,677
Scary jungle.
Right.

708
00:27:15,784 --> 00:27:18,810
Ooh, a leaf.
Ooh, it might attack me.

709
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,547
Oh, it's a scary tree.

710
00:27:20,656 --> 00:27:23,420
[ High Voice ]
I'm afraid. Ha ha.

711
00:27:23,525 --> 00:27:25,959
Please. Never find my way?
I'm the emperor,

712
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:27,050
and as such,

713
00:27:27,162 --> 00:27:31,189
I'm born with an innate
sense of direction.

714
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,733
OK, where am I?

715
00:27:35,370 --> 00:27:37,668
- [ Buzzing ]
- [ Gasps ] Wha--

716
00:27:37,773 --> 00:27:39,638
Help me!
Help me!

717
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,333
Help me!

718
00:27:41,443 --> 00:27:43,104
[ Crunch ]

719
00:27:43,211 --> 00:27:44,109
Uhh.

720
00:27:44,212 --> 00:27:45,770
Fly: Too late.

721
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,543
OK, that was the freakiest
thing I've ever seen.

722
00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:49,548
[ Gasps ]

723
00:27:49,651 --> 00:27:51,516
[ Animal Roars ]

724
00:27:53,989 --> 00:27:55,820
Aah!

725
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,949
Hmm.
What do you want?

726
00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:00,051
[ Chatters ]

727
00:28:00,162 --> 00:28:01,595
Oh, for me?

728
00:28:01,697 --> 00:28:02,994
Why, I don't know
what to say.

729
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,861
[ Laughs ]

730
00:28:04,966 --> 00:28:06,024
Ow!

731
00:28:06,134 --> 00:28:07,158
Hit the road, bucky.

732
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,395
[ Mutters ]

733
00:28:08,503 --> 00:28:10,698
[ Raspberry ]

734
00:28:10,806 --> 00:28:12,740
Aah! Ow!

735
00:28:12,841 --> 00:28:14,206
Huh?

736
00:28:14,309 --> 00:28:15,207
Huh?

737
00:28:15,310 --> 00:28:17,278
[ Snoring ]

738
00:28:17,379 --> 00:28:18,277
Kuzco: Huh?

739
00:28:19,381 --> 00:28:20,370
Uh-oh.

740
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:28,854
[ Chatters ]

741
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,481
No, no.
No, no, no, no.

742
00:28:30,592 --> 00:28:31,524
[ Chatters ]

743
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:32,593
No, no.
No, don't.

744
00:28:32,694 --> 00:28:34,218
[ Chatters ]

745
00:28:34,329 --> 00:28:36,229
[ Loud Pop ]

746
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,726
Ha! [ Gasps ]

747
00:28:39,835 --> 00:28:41,097
[ Jaguars Roaring ]

748
00:28:41,203 --> 00:28:43,296
Aah!

749
00:28:45,006 --> 00:28:46,098
Kuzco: No!

750
00:28:52,948 --> 00:28:54,142
Aah!

751
00:28:54,249 --> 00:28:55,341
[ Jaguar Roars ]

752
00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:58,778
Kuzco: Aah!

753
00:29:01,556 --> 00:29:02,921
[ Roaring ]

754
00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:04,355
[ Meow ]

755
00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:08,418
You killer jaguars...

756
00:29:08,530 --> 00:29:10,122
Whoa!

757
00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:17,820
Pacha: Aah-eee!

758
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,892
Aah!

759
00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,825
[ Pacha Screams
Tarzan Yell ]

760
00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:27,230
Aah!

761
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,597
[ Jaguars Growling ]

762
00:29:29,702 --> 00:29:30,930
Pacha: Yee-aah!

763
00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,232
Kuzco: Aah!

764
00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,204
Don't worry,
Your Highness. I gotcha.

765
00:29:35,308 --> 00:29:36,332
You're safe now.

766
00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:43,012
Maybe I'm just new to
this whole rescuing thing,

767
00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,481
but this, to me,

768
00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:46,381
might be considered
kind of a step backwards,

769
00:29:46,486 --> 00:29:47,384
wouldn't you say?

770
00:29:47,487 --> 00:29:48,920
No, no, no.
It's--It's OK.

771
00:29:49,022 --> 00:29:50,114
This--This is
all right.

772
00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:51,713
We can figure this out.

773
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,359
I hate you.

774
00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:59,090
- No!
- Yaah!

775
00:30:00,433 --> 00:30:01,957
Kuzco: Aah! Ow!

776
00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:03,968
[ Both Scream ]

777
00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:08,199
[ Bubbly Scream ]

778
00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,936
Kuzco:
Whoo hoo hoo!

779
00:30:11,044 --> 00:30:12,636
Aah!

780
00:30:12,745 --> 00:30:14,042
Ow!

781
00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:15,375
Ow!

782
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:16,448
Uhh!

783
00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:20,151
[ Both Cough ]

784
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:21,720
[ Spits ]

785
00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:22,947
I don't know about you,

786
00:30:23,056 --> 00:30:24,523
but I'm getting
all funned out.

787
00:30:24,624 --> 00:30:25,818
Uh-oh.

788
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,483
Don't tell me.

789
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,185
We're about to go over
a huge waterfall.

790
00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:30,990
- Yep.
- Sharp rocks at the bottom?

791
00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,189
Most likely.

792
00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,788
Bring it on.

793
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,664
Boo-yah!

794
00:30:36,769 --> 00:30:38,361
Whoo!

795
00:30:38,471 --> 00:30:40,598
[ Splash ]

796
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:49,313
[ Gasps ]

797
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:51,948
[ Gasps ]

798
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,754
[ Inhales ]

799
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:03,827
[ Sighs ]

800
00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:07,698
Your Highness.

801
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,325
Your Highness,
can you hear me?

802
00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,233
Oh, boy.
Come on, breathe.

803
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,807
Breathe!

804
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:18,239
Ohh. Why me?

805
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:26,518
Ooh!

806
00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:27,517
All right.

807
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:29,315
[ Inhales ]

808
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:32,287
- Ohh!
- Aah!

809
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,292
[ Both Spit ]

810
00:31:35,862 --> 00:31:37,090
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

811
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,960
[ Gargles ]

812
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,090
Pacha:
For the last time,

813
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,101
it was not a kiss.

814
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:45,693
Well, whatever
you call it...

815
00:31:45,805 --> 00:31:46,737
[ Spits ]

816
00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:48,704
it was disgusting.

817
00:31:48,808 --> 00:31:49,797
And if
you would've done

818
00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,399
what I ordered you to do
in the first place,

819
00:31:51,511 --> 00:31:52,637
we all could've
been spared

820
00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:56,078
your little
kiss of life.

821
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:57,149
Pacha: Aw!

822
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,877
But now that
you're here,

823
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,714
you will take me
back to the palace.

824
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:01,809
I'll have Yzma
change me back,

825
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,445
and then I'll start
construction

826
00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:04,989
on Kuzcotopia.

827
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:05,989
Oh, yeah.

828
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:08,026
OK, now, look,

829
00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:10,527
I think we got off
on the wrong foot here.

830
00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:11,858
Mm-hmm.

831
00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:14,194
I just think if you really
thought about it,

832
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,358
you'd decide
to build your home

833
00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:16,833
on a different hilltop.

834
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:17,903
And why would I
do that?

835
00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:21,298
Because...

836
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:22,874
deep down,
I think you'll realize

837
00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,499
that you're forcing
an entire village

838
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,373
out of their homes
just for you.

839
00:32:26,479 --> 00:32:29,243
And that's...

840
00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:30,246
bad?

841
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,783
[ Laughs ]
Well, yeah.

842
00:32:32,885 --> 00:32:35,251
Nobody's
that heartless.

843
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:36,286
Mmm.

844
00:32:37,590 --> 00:32:38,614
Now take me back.

845
00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:39,622
What?
Wait, wait.

846
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,352
How can you
be this way?

847
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,190
All you care about
is building your summer home

848
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:45,025
and filling it
with stuff for you.

849
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:46,655
Uh, yeah. Doy.
Me.

850
00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:48,961
Everyone else
in the kingdom gets it.

851
00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:50,194
You're the only one
that doesn't seem to be

852
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:51,531
with the program,

853
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:52,934
eh, Pacha?

854
00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:54,028
You know what?

855
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:56,165
Someday, you're going
to wind up all alone,

856
00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:59,176
and you'll have no one
to blame but yourself.

857
00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:00,870
Thanks for that.
I'll log that away.

858
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:02,379
Now, for the final time,

859
00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:05,349
I order you to take me
back to the palace.

860
00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,544
Looks to me like
you're stuck out here,

861
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:08,847
because unless
you change your mind,

862
00:33:08,955 --> 00:33:11,355
I'm not taking you back.

863
00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:15,050
[ Imitates ] Because unless
you change your mind,

864
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,526
I'm not
taking you back.

865
00:33:16,629 --> 00:33:19,894
Me, me, me.
Moo, moo, moo.

866
00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:21,466
Huh? What?

867
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,330
I didn't do anything.
I didn't--

868
00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:24,562
Somebody's
throwing stuff.

869
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,535
You going to build a fire
or what? What's going on?

870
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:28,640
[ Sighs ]

871
00:33:28,741 --> 00:33:30,641
He's never going
to change his mind.

872
00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:35,681
Ohh. How am I ever going
to get out of here?

873
00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:38,917
[ Muttering,
Shivering ]

874
00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:51,429
[ Stops Shivering ]

875
00:34:03,329 --> 00:34:04,591
Yzma: And so,

876
00:34:04,697 --> 00:34:07,131
it is
with great sadness

877
00:34:07,233 --> 00:34:09,326
that we mourn
the sudden departure

878
00:34:09,435 --> 00:34:10,902
of our beloved prince...

879
00:34:11,003 --> 00:34:12,300
[ Sobbing ]

880
00:34:12,405 --> 00:34:14,339
taken from us
so tragically

881
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,273
on the very eve
of his 18th birthday.

882
00:34:17,376 --> 00:34:18,570
Poor little guy.

883
00:34:18,678 --> 00:34:20,908
His legacy will live on
in our hearts...

884
00:34:21,013 --> 00:34:22,207
He never had
a chance.

885
00:34:22,315 --> 00:34:25,079
for all eternity.

886
00:34:25,184 --> 00:34:26,082
[ Sniffles ]

887
00:34:26,185 --> 00:34:28,449
Well, he ain't gettin'
any deader.

888
00:34:28,554 --> 00:34:29,543
Back to work.

889
00:34:37,196 --> 00:34:38,094
[ Blows ]

890
00:34:43,402 --> 00:34:45,199
Yzma:
Kronk, darlin',

891
00:34:45,304 --> 00:34:47,499
I must admit
you had me worried

892
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:49,632
when you mixed up
those poisons,

893
00:34:49,742 --> 00:34:52,302
but now that
Kuzco is dead,

894
00:34:52,411 --> 00:34:53,844
all is forgiven.

895
00:34:53,946 --> 00:34:55,607
Ah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's...

896
00:34:55,715 --> 00:34:57,945
Heh. He's dead,
all right. Heh heh.

897
00:34:58,050 --> 00:35:00,245
I mean, you can't get
much deader than he--

898
00:35:00,353 --> 00:35:01,843
than he is right now.

899
00:35:01,954 --> 00:35:04,184
Unless, of course,
we killed him again.

900
00:35:04,290 --> 00:35:07,123
I suppose.

901
00:35:07,226 --> 00:35:09,490
Hey, look,
the royal dresser's here.

902
00:35:09,595 --> 00:35:10,892
Kronk...

903
00:35:12,298 --> 00:35:13,788
I should tell you right now
I'm kind of hard to fit.

904
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:14,798
Kronk...

905
00:35:14,901 --> 00:35:17,995
I wear a 66 long
and a 31 waist.

906
00:35:18,104 --> 00:35:21,005
Kuzco is dead, right?

907
00:35:21,107 --> 00:35:22,540
Tell me Kuzco's dead.

908
00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:25,839
I need to hear
these words.

909
00:35:25,945 --> 00:35:28,607
Do you need to hear
all those words exactly?

910
00:35:28,714 --> 00:35:30,147
He's still alive?

911
00:35:30,249 --> 00:35:32,615
Well, he's not as dead
as we would've hoped.

912
00:35:32,718 --> 00:35:34,049
Kronk...

913
00:35:34,153 --> 00:35:36,121
I just thought
I'd give you the heads-up

914
00:35:36,222 --> 00:35:37,712
in case Kuzco
ever came back.

915
00:35:37,823 --> 00:35:39,688
He can't come back!

916
00:35:39,792 --> 00:35:41,692
Yeah. That would be
kind of awkward--

917
00:35:41,794 --> 00:35:43,625
especially after
that lovely eulogy.

918
00:35:43,729 --> 00:35:45,253
You think?

919
00:35:45,364 --> 00:35:47,298
You and I are going out
to find him.

920
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,129
If he talks,
we are through!

921
00:35:49,235 --> 00:35:50,327
Now let's move!

922
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:52,371
Dad, look out!

923
00:35:52,410 --> 00:35:53,502
[ Panting ]

924
00:35:53,611 --> 00:35:55,340
Tipo, what is it?

925
00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:57,415
I had a dream that
Dad was tied to a log

926
00:35:57,515 --> 00:35:59,142
and was careening
out of control

927
00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:01,309
down a raging river
of death!

928
00:36:01,419 --> 00:36:02,681
All right, all right,
it's OK.

929
00:36:02,787 --> 00:36:03,879
- It was awful!
- Shh!

930
00:36:03,988 --> 00:36:05,580
It's OK, it's OK.
Tipo, calm down.

931
00:36:05,690 --> 00:36:07,180
It was just a dream.

932
00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:08,418
Your dad's fine.

933
00:36:08,526 --> 00:36:10,221
He just went back
to see the emperor.

934
00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:14,056
Oh. Like you
told him to,

935
00:36:14,165 --> 00:36:15,530
'cause you're
always right.

936
00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:16,895
That's right.

937
00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:18,730
Well, in my dream,
Dad had to kiss a llama.

938
00:36:18,837 --> 00:36:20,702
Yeah, like that
would ever happen.

939
00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:22,466
- It could.
- Nuh-uh.

940
00:36:22,574 --> 00:36:23,768
- Yeah-huh.
- Nuh-uh.

941
00:36:23,875 --> 00:36:25,172
Yeah-huh.

942
00:36:25,276 --> 00:36:27,608
[ Continue Bickering
Quickly ]

943
00:36:27,712 --> 00:36:28,610
Good night, you two.

944
00:36:28,713 --> 00:36:29,702
- Night, Mom!
- Night, Mom!

945
00:36:29,814 --> 00:36:31,577
- Yeah-huh. Yeah-huh.
- Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh.

946
00:36:31,768 --> 00:36:33,633
[ Screeching ]

947
00:36:37,507 --> 00:36:39,873
Ooh!

948
00:36:39,976 --> 00:36:41,671
[ Coughs ]

949
00:36:41,778 --> 00:36:42,710
B-B-Brr!

950
00:36:42,812 --> 00:36:44,677
Kuzco:
Uh, hey.

951
00:36:49,552 --> 00:36:50,610
Thanks.

952
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,711
Oh.

953
00:36:52,822 --> 00:36:54,221
No problem.

954
00:36:55,959 --> 00:36:57,221
Feels like wool.

955
00:36:57,327 --> 00:36:58,521
Yeah.

956
00:36:58,628 --> 00:36:59,856
Alpaca?

957
00:36:59,963 --> 00:37:01,362
Oh, yeah, it is.

958
00:37:01,464 --> 00:37:04,024
Oh, yeah,
I thought so.

959
00:37:04,133 --> 00:37:05,430
It's nice.

960
00:37:05,535 --> 00:37:07,002
My wife made it.

961
00:37:07,103 --> 00:37:08,365
Oh, she knits?

962
00:37:08,471 --> 00:37:10,098
Crochets.

963
00:37:10,206 --> 00:37:12,333
Crochets?
Nice.

964
00:37:12,442 --> 00:37:14,171
Thanks.

965
00:37:14,277 --> 00:37:17,110
[ Ribbit ]

966
00:37:17,213 --> 00:37:19,443
[ Ribbit Ribbit ]

967
00:37:19,549 --> 00:37:21,346
So...

968
00:37:21,451 --> 00:37:25,911
So, I was thinking that
when I got back to the city,

969
00:37:26,022 --> 00:37:27,216
we'd, uh...

970
00:37:27,323 --> 00:37:28,415
I mean, there's
lots of hilltops,

971
00:37:28,524 --> 00:37:31,118
and maybe I might,
you know...

972
00:37:31,227 --> 00:37:32,387
I--I might...

973
00:37:32,495 --> 00:37:35,396
Are you saying...

974
00:37:35,498 --> 00:37:36,988
you've changed
your mind?

975
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,863
Oh, well, I--I...

976
00:37:38,968 --> 00:37:40,333
Because you know
that means

977
00:37:40,436 --> 00:37:43,269
you're doing something
nice for someone else.

978
00:37:43,373 --> 00:37:45,170
No, I know that.
I know.

979
00:37:45,274 --> 00:37:47,174
And you're all right
with that?

980
00:37:47,276 --> 00:37:48,174
Yes.

981
00:37:54,584 --> 00:37:55,573
What?

982
00:37:58,654 --> 00:38:00,884
Don't shake
unless you mean it.

983
00:38:08,798 --> 00:38:10,197
All right.

984
00:38:11,868 --> 00:38:14,336
Let's get you
back to the palace.

985
00:38:14,437 --> 00:38:16,997
Oh, by the way,
thanks.

986
00:38:17,106 --> 00:38:18,971
No...

987
00:38:19,075 --> 00:38:20,736
thank you.

988
00:38:33,409 --> 00:38:35,070
Pacha: OK.
Once we cross this bridge,

989
00:38:35,177 --> 00:38:36,542
it's only an hour
to the palace.

990
00:38:36,645 --> 00:38:38,010
Kuzco: Good, because
believe it or not,

991
00:38:38,113 --> 00:38:39,239
I think I need a bath.

992
00:38:39,348 --> 00:38:40,246
I believe it.

993
00:38:40,349 --> 00:38:41,680
- What was that?
- Nothing.

994
00:38:41,784 --> 00:38:43,342
Ohh!

995
00:38:43,452 --> 00:38:44,851
Pacha:
Whoa!

996
00:38:44,954 --> 00:38:46,012
Kuzco!

997
00:38:47,656 --> 00:38:49,089
Pacha: Kuzco!

998
00:38:49,191 --> 00:38:50,658
- Yeah?
- Quick, help me up!

999
00:38:52,761 --> 00:38:54,524
No. I don't think
I will.

1000
00:38:54,630 --> 00:38:55,961
You're going
to leave me here?

1001
00:38:56,065 --> 00:38:58,192
Well, I was going to have
you imprisoned for life,

1002
00:38:58,300 --> 00:38:59,858
but I kind of
like this better.

1003
00:38:59,969 --> 00:39:02,062
I thought you were
a changed man.

1004
00:39:02,171 --> 00:39:03,160
Oh, come on.
I had to say something

1005
00:39:03,272 --> 00:39:04,899
to get you to take me
back to the city.

1006
00:39:05,007 --> 00:39:06,804
So all of it
was a lie?

1007
00:39:06,909 --> 00:39:08,968
Well, yeah.
No, wait.

1008
00:39:11,113 --> 00:39:13,308
Uh, yeah, yeah.
It all was a lie.

1009
00:39:13,415 --> 00:39:15,042
Toodles.

1010
00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:16,583
We shook hands on it!

1011
00:39:16,685 --> 00:39:18,846
[ Echoes ]

1012
00:39:20,556 --> 00:39:23,286
You know, the funny thing
about shaking hands is...

1013
00:39:23,392 --> 00:39:24,950
you need hands.

1014
00:39:25,060 --> 00:39:26,527
Ha! OK.

1015
00:39:26,629 --> 00:39:28,256
Buh-bye.

1016
00:39:28,364 --> 00:39:29,592
Aah!

1017
00:39:29,698 --> 00:39:31,222
Are you OK?
Are you all right?

1018
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,766
Yeah.

1019
00:39:32,868 --> 00:39:33,800
Yeah. I think
I'm all right.

1020
00:39:33,903 --> 00:39:35,666
Pacha: Good!

1021
00:39:35,771 --> 00:39:37,534
That's for going back
on your promise!

1022
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,834
Yii!

1023
00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,932
Yeah. That's for
kidnapping me

1024
00:39:41,043 --> 00:39:42,305
and taking me
to your village...

1025
00:39:42,411 --> 00:39:44,208
which I'm still gonna
destroy, by the way.

1026
00:39:44,313 --> 00:39:46,247
Ah ha ha ha!
No touchy.

1027
00:39:46,348 --> 00:39:47,246
Ooh!

1028
00:39:47,349 --> 00:39:48,543
Why did I risk my life

1029
00:39:48,651 --> 00:39:50,243
for a selfish brat
like you?

1030
00:39:50,352 --> 00:39:52,286
I was always taught that there
was some good in everyone,

1031
00:39:52,388 --> 00:39:53,980
but, ooh,
you proved me wrong.

1032
00:39:54,089 --> 00:39:56,148
Oh, boohoo.
Now I feel really bad.

1033
00:39:56,258 --> 00:39:57,316
Bad llama.

1034
00:39:57,426 --> 00:39:58,893
I could've let you die
out there in that jungle,

1035
00:39:58,994 --> 00:40:00,621
and then all my problems
would be over.

1036
00:40:00,729 --> 00:40:02,993
Well, that makes you
ugly and stupid.

1037
00:40:03,098 --> 00:40:04,258
Let's end this.

1038
00:40:04,366 --> 00:40:05,458
Ladies first.

1039
00:40:05,567 --> 00:40:08,627
- [ Bell Dings ]
- Aah!
- Yaah!

1040
00:40:08,737 --> 00:40:10,728
[ Both Grunting ]

1041
00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:13,940
[ Honks ]

1042
00:40:15,044 --> 00:40:15,942
[ Rope Snaps ]

1043
00:40:16,045 --> 00:40:16,943
Ohh!

1044
00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:23,177
- Aah!
- Aah!

1045
00:40:23,285 --> 00:40:24,650
[ Both Screaming ]

1046
00:40:24,753 --> 00:40:26,050
- Ow! Ow!
- Ow! Ow!

1047
00:40:26,155 --> 00:40:29,124
- Whoa!
- Ohh!

1048
00:40:29,224 --> 00:40:32,057
[ Alligators Roar ]

1049
00:40:32,161 --> 00:40:33,856
Kuzco: What are we
gonna do?

1050
00:40:33,963 --> 00:40:35,362
Aah!

1051
00:40:35,464 --> 00:40:37,056
What are we gonna do?
We're gonna die!

1052
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:40,533
We're gonna die!
That's it for me!

1053
00:40:40,636 --> 00:40:41,534
Pacha:
No, we're not.

1054
00:40:41,637 --> 00:40:43,332
Calm down.

1055
00:40:43,439 --> 00:40:46,374
I have an idea.
Give me your arm.

1056
00:40:46,475 --> 00:40:48,875
OK, now
the other one.

1057
00:40:50,279 --> 00:40:53,043
When I say go,
push against my back,

1058
00:40:53,148 --> 00:40:55,082
and we'll walk
up the hill.

1059
00:40:55,184 --> 00:40:56,242
Ready?

1060
00:40:56,352 --> 00:40:57,250
Go.

1061
00:40:57,353 --> 00:40:58,251
Ow!

1062
00:40:58,354 --> 00:41:00,652
You did that
on purpose.

1063
00:41:00,756 --> 00:41:02,986
- Aah!
- No, I didn't!

1064
00:41:03,092 --> 00:41:04,286
Now, we're gonna have
to work together

1065
00:41:04,393 --> 00:41:06,361
to get out of this,
so follow my lead.

1066
00:41:06,462 --> 00:41:07,724
Ready?

1067
00:41:07,830 --> 00:41:08,922
- Right foot.
- Whose right?

1068
00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:10,498
Your right
or mine?

1069
00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:11,691
I don't care.
Mine.

1070
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,892
Well, why yours?

1071
00:41:13,002 --> 00:41:14,128
OK, your right!
Ready?

1072
00:41:14,236 --> 00:41:15,134
OK, got it.

1073
00:41:15,237 --> 00:41:16,966
OK, right.

1074
00:41:17,072 --> 00:41:18,699
Left. Right.

1075
00:41:18,807 --> 00:41:21,275
Ha ha!
Look, we're moving!

1076
00:41:21,377 --> 00:41:22,275
[ Roar ]

1077
00:41:22,378 --> 00:41:23,276
Aah!

1078
00:41:23,379 --> 00:41:25,040
Don't look down!
Now, stay with me.

1079
00:41:25,147 --> 00:41:26,045
Stay with me.

1080
00:41:26,148 --> 00:41:27,843
Right. Left.

1081
00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:29,679
Right. Left.

1082
00:41:29,785 --> 00:41:31,980
Right. Left.

1083
00:41:32,087 --> 00:41:33,714
Right!

1084
00:41:33,822 --> 00:41:36,416
Now what, genius?

1085
00:41:36,525 --> 00:41:38,322
Working on it.

1086
00:41:38,427 --> 00:41:40,588
OK, here's the deal.

1087
00:41:40,696 --> 00:41:42,163
Stretch out your neck,

1088
00:41:42,264 --> 00:41:43,856
and I'll grab the rope.

1089
00:41:43,966 --> 00:41:45,399
How do I know
you won't let me fall

1090
00:41:45,501 --> 00:41:46,593
after you grab
the rope?

1091
00:41:46,702 --> 00:41:49,694
You're just gonna
have to trust me!

1092
00:41:49,805 --> 00:41:52,399
[ Strains ]

1093
00:41:52,508 --> 00:41:54,203
Kuzco: You know,
it's a good thing

1094
00:41:54,309 --> 00:41:55,674
you're not
a big, fat guy,

1095
00:41:55,778 --> 00:41:57,643
or this would be
really difficult.

1096
00:41:57,746 --> 00:41:59,680
Kuzco: Aah! Aah!

1097
00:41:59,782 --> 00:42:01,113
Almost.

1098
00:42:01,216 --> 00:42:02,547
Got it!

1099
00:42:03,652 --> 00:42:04,744
It's stuck.

1100
00:42:04,853 --> 00:42:07,822
Take your time.
No hurry here.

1101
00:42:09,191 --> 00:42:10,681
Scorpions!
Aah ha ha!

1102
00:42:10,793 --> 00:42:11,725
Kuzco!

1103
00:42:11,827 --> 00:42:13,055
Aah!

1104
00:42:13,162 --> 00:42:14,754
Oh, no!

1105
00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:18,831
Uhh!

1106
00:42:18,934 --> 00:42:21,266
Aah!

1107
00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:23,497
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

1108
00:42:23,605 --> 00:42:25,038
Kuzco: Huh?

1109
00:42:26,241 --> 00:42:28,675
Aah!

1110
00:42:28,777 --> 00:42:30,301
Aah!

1111
00:42:30,412 --> 00:42:33,711
Whoa!

1112
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,620
[ Both Laugh ]

1113
00:42:41,723 --> 00:42:44,021
- [ Rumbling ]
- Huh?

1114
00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:45,991
Look out!

1115
00:42:46,095 --> 00:42:47,460
Ohh!

1116
00:42:47,563 --> 00:42:49,827
Pacha: Ohh.

1117
00:42:49,932 --> 00:42:51,627
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

1118
00:42:51,733 --> 00:42:53,132
Ooh, look at me
and my bad self.

1119
00:42:53,235 --> 00:42:55,965
I snatched you
right out of the air.

1120
00:42:56,071 --> 00:42:57,936
"Ooh, I'm
a crumbly canyon wall,

1121
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,632
and I'm taking you
with me."

1122
00:42:59,741 --> 00:43:00,673
Well, not today, pal.

1123
00:43:00,776 --> 00:43:01,834
Uh-huh.

1124
00:43:01,944 --> 00:43:03,468
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

1125
00:43:03,579 --> 00:43:04,477
Kuzco: Uh-huh.

1126
00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:06,605
You just saved my life.

1127
00:43:06,715 --> 00:43:07,647
Huh?

1128
00:43:09,084 --> 00:43:10,016
So?

1129
00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:11,313
- I knew it.
- Knew what?

1130
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:12,682
That there is some good
in you after all.

1131
00:43:12,788 --> 00:43:13,686
- Kuzco: Oh, no.
- Admit it.

1132
00:43:13,789 --> 00:43:15,051
- Wrong.
- Yes, there is.

1133
00:43:15,157 --> 00:43:16,488
- Nuh-uh.
- I think there is.

1134
00:43:16,592 --> 00:43:18,219
- Hey, you could've let me fall.
- Nuh-uh!

1135
00:43:18,327 --> 00:43:19,351
Come on,
what's the big deal?

1136
00:43:19,461 --> 00:43:21,156
Nobody's that heartless.

1137
00:43:21,263 --> 00:43:22,855
[ Gasps ]

1138
00:43:22,965 --> 00:43:24,865
Don't read
too much into it.

1139
00:43:24,967 --> 00:43:26,491
It was a one-time thing.

1140
00:43:26,602 --> 00:43:29,036
Right. Sure.

1141
00:43:29,138 --> 00:43:31,106
Well, we better get going.

1142
00:43:31,206 --> 00:43:32,332
With that bridge out,

1143
00:43:32,441 --> 00:43:33,703
it's a 4-day walk
to the palace.

1144
00:43:33,809 --> 00:43:35,572
What?

1145
00:43:35,677 --> 00:43:37,042
You mean you're still
taking me back?

1146
00:43:37,146 --> 00:43:38,579
I shook on it,
didn't I?

1147
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,910
Well, yeah,
but I hope you realize

1148
00:43:41,016 --> 00:43:42,210
that doesn't
change a thing.

1149
00:43:42,317 --> 00:43:44,182
I'm still building
Kuzcotopia

1150
00:43:44,286 --> 00:43:45,218
when I get back.

1151
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,878
Well, 4 days
is a long time.

1152
00:43:46,989 --> 00:43:48,581
Who knows? Maybe
you'll change your mind.

1153
00:43:48,690 --> 00:43:49,588
Uh-huh.

1154
00:43:49,691 --> 00:43:51,352
4 days.

1155
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:53,257
What are the chances
of you carrying me?

1156
00:43:53,362 --> 00:43:54,761
Not good.

1157
00:43:57,050 --> 00:43:59,211
Yzma: No, no, no!

1158
00:43:59,319 --> 00:44:00,513
We've searched
every village

1159
00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:01,814
surrounding the palace

1160
00:44:01,921 --> 00:44:03,718
and still
no sign of Kuzco.

1161
00:44:03,823 --> 00:44:05,950
Where is he?

1162
00:44:06,059 --> 00:44:06,957
Kronk!

1163
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,118
Kronk here.

1164
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:10,059
I'm getting tired.
Pull over.

1165
00:44:10,163 --> 00:44:11,460
Sure thing.
Kronk out.

1166
00:44:16,402 --> 00:44:18,302
Ooh! Aah!

1167
00:44:18,404 --> 00:44:19,530
Aah! Ohh!

1168
00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:21,539
[ Straining ]

1169
00:44:23,476 --> 00:44:24,636
Perfect.

1170
00:44:24,744 --> 00:44:27,508
These are my best shoes.

1171
00:44:29,215 --> 00:44:31,945
I hate this jungle.

1172
00:44:32,051 --> 00:44:32,949
[ Insects Buzzing ]

1173
00:44:33,052 --> 00:44:34,747
Oh, look.

1174
00:44:34,854 --> 00:44:36,879
A golden-throated
small-winged warbler.

1175
00:44:36,990 --> 00:44:38,890
Just one more
for exotic bird bingo.

1176
00:44:38,992 --> 00:44:39,890
Aah!

1177
00:44:39,993 --> 00:44:41,654
I am loving this.

1178
00:44:46,833 --> 00:44:48,767
[ Gasps ]

1179
00:44:48,868 --> 00:44:50,028
[ Chatters ]

1180
00:44:50,136 --> 00:44:51,831
Get away from me!

1181
00:44:51,938 --> 00:44:53,405
Yzma: Uhh.

1182
00:44:53,506 --> 00:44:55,406
[ Chatters ]

1183
00:44:55,508 --> 00:44:56,600
Yeah.
Tell me about it.

1184
00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:58,370
[ Chatters ]

1185
00:44:58,478 --> 00:44:59,843
No, no,
it's not you.

1186
00:44:59,946 --> 00:45:02,176
She's not the easiest
person to get close to.

1187
00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:04,648
There's a wall there.
Trust me.

1188
00:45:04,751 --> 00:45:06,776
Are you talking
to that squirrel?

1189
00:45:06,886 --> 00:45:08,945
I was a junior chipmunk.

1190
00:45:09,055 --> 00:45:11,580
I had to be versed in
all the woodland creatures.

1191
00:45:11,691 --> 00:45:12,680
Please continue.

1192
00:45:12,792 --> 00:45:15,124
[ Chatters ]

1193
00:45:15,228 --> 00:45:16,388
Aah!

1194
00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:18,020
Why me?

1195
00:45:18,131 --> 00:45:19,325
Why me?

1196
00:45:19,432 --> 00:45:21,662
Hey, it doesn't always
have to be about you.

1197
00:45:21,768 --> 00:45:23,633
This poor little guy
has had it rough.

1198
00:45:23,736 --> 00:45:24,930
Seems a talking llama

1199
00:45:25,038 --> 00:45:26,869
Kronk: gave him a hard
time the other day.

1200
00:45:26,973 --> 00:45:29,464
Oh, a talking llama?

1201
00:45:29,575 --> 00:45:31,270
Ha ha ha ha!
Do tell.

1202
00:45:31,377 --> 00:45:32,435
Heh heh heh heh!

1203
00:45:32,545 --> 00:45:34,137
[ Chatters ]

1204
00:45:34,247 --> 00:45:36,613
Uh, he doesn't really
want to talk to you.

1205
00:45:36,716 --> 00:45:38,809
Well, then
you ask him.

1206
00:45:38,918 --> 00:45:39,885
[ Sighs ]

1207
00:45:39,986 --> 00:45:41,112
I hate being
in the middle.

1208
00:45:41,220 --> 00:45:42,414
Squeaky, uh...

1209
00:45:42,522 --> 00:45:44,353
squeak, squeaker,
squeakin'.

1210
00:45:44,457 --> 00:45:45,685
[ Chatters ]

1211
00:45:45,792 --> 00:45:47,157
Aah!

1212
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:49,319
Jaguars? No kidding?
Brutal.

1213
00:45:49,429 --> 00:45:51,329
[ Chattering ]

1214
00:45:54,801 --> 00:45:56,268
[ Stops Chattering ]

1215
00:45:56,369 --> 00:45:58,234
Uh, could you give us
a little room here?

1216
00:45:58,338 --> 00:45:59,566
Uh, sorry.

1217
00:46:01,574 --> 00:46:02,802
Uh-uh.

1218
00:46:02,909 --> 00:46:05,309
A little bit more,
please.

1219
00:46:05,411 --> 00:46:07,379
How is this?

1220
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,538
- [ Chatters ]
- Yeah, that's good.

1221
00:46:08,648 --> 00:46:12,311
Now ask him which way
the talking llama went!

1222
00:46:12,418 --> 00:46:15,910
Uh, squeakity-squeak,
squeakin'.

1223
00:46:16,022 --> 00:46:17,455
[ Chatters ]

1224
00:46:27,467 --> 00:46:28,593
Low blood sugar, huh?

1225
00:46:28,701 --> 00:46:30,532
Yeah.
It's a curse. Ha.

1226
00:46:30,636 --> 00:46:31,933
Well, as soon as we get
something to eat,

1227
00:46:32,038 --> 00:46:33,665
you're walking
the rest of the way.

1228
00:46:44,966 --> 00:46:47,366
[ Sighs ]
Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut,

1229
00:46:47,469 --> 00:46:49,164
home of the mug...

1230
00:46:49,271 --> 00:46:51,000
[ Giggles ]

1231
00:46:51,106 --> 00:46:53,802
... of meat.
What'll it be?

1232
00:46:53,909 --> 00:46:56,434
Ahem. We'll have
2 specials.

1233
00:46:56,545 --> 00:46:58,206
Is that all right,
dear?

1234
00:46:58,313 --> 00:47:00,804
Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin.
You know what I like.

1235
00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:03,214
Hee hee hee. We're
on our honeymoon.

1236
00:47:03,318 --> 00:47:06,481
Bless you for
coming out in public.

1237
00:47:06,588 --> 00:47:08,647
So that's 2 specials.

1238
00:47:08,757 --> 00:47:11,988
And an onion log.
To split.

1239
00:47:12,094 --> 00:47:13,391
[ Giggles ]

1240
00:47:13,495 --> 00:47:15,725
Ordering!
I need 2 heartburns

1241
00:47:15,831 --> 00:47:19,028
and a deep-fried doorstop
on table 12!

1242
00:47:19,134 --> 00:47:21,466
[ Laughing ]

1243
00:47:21,570 --> 00:47:23,731
Pacha: OK, so I'll admit
this was a good idea.

1244
00:47:23,839 --> 00:47:26,899
When will you learn that
all my ideas are good ones?

1245
00:47:27,008 --> 00:47:28,407
That's funny,

1246
00:47:28,510 --> 00:47:30,444
because I thought you going
into the jungle by yourself,

1247
00:47:30,545 --> 00:47:31,944
being chased by jaguars,

1248
00:47:32,047 --> 00:47:33,571
lying to me to take you
back to the palace

1249
00:47:33,682 --> 00:47:35,513
were all really bad ideas.

1250
00:47:35,617 --> 00:47:38,211
Anything sounds bad when
you say it with that attitude.

1251
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:43,417
Hot and crispy pill-bug
for the happy couple.

1252
00:47:43,525 --> 00:47:44,423
Mazel tov.

1253
00:47:44,526 --> 00:47:45,424
[ Sniffs ]

1254
00:47:46,528 --> 00:47:47,586
[ Splort ]

1255
00:47:47,696 --> 00:47:50,164
Oh, boy.

1256
00:47:50,265 --> 00:47:51,562
[ Slurping ]

1257
00:47:51,666 --> 00:47:55,625
Ooh. Ugh. Bluh.

1258
00:47:55,737 --> 00:47:56,897
Urp!

1259
00:47:57,005 --> 00:47:59,371
Pacha: Oh, here.
Let me get that for you.

1260
00:47:59,474 --> 00:48:01,908
Bleaggh! Uck!

1261
00:48:03,111 --> 00:48:04,043
Where are you going?

1262
00:48:04,146 --> 00:48:05,545
I'm just going to slip
into the kitchen

1263
00:48:05,647 --> 00:48:06,614
and have a word
with the chef.

1264
00:48:06,715 --> 00:48:08,273
You're gonna get us
thrown out.

1265
00:48:08,383 --> 00:48:10,817
Please.
With this disguise,

1266
00:48:10,919 --> 00:48:12,853
I'm invisible.

1267
00:48:17,192 --> 00:48:18,090
Heh heh!

1268
00:48:18,193 --> 00:48:20,093
We've been walking
around in circles

1269
00:48:20,195 --> 00:48:21,526
for who knows how long.

1270
00:48:21,630 --> 00:48:23,530
That is the last time

1271
00:48:23,632 --> 00:48:25,463
we take directions
from a squirrel.

1272
00:48:25,567 --> 00:48:27,467
I should have done away
with Kuzco myself

1273
00:48:27,569 --> 00:48:28,900
when I had the chance.

1274
00:48:29,004 --> 00:48:31,268
[ Coughing ]

1275
00:48:31,373 --> 00:48:34,342
Oh, you really gotta stop
beating yourself up about that.

1276
00:48:34,443 --> 00:48:35,375
[ Squeak ]

1277
00:48:36,912 --> 00:48:39,472
Kronk: Uh-oh. I'll get you
another one there, Yzma.

1278
00:48:39,581 --> 00:48:40,479
[ Gasps ]

1279
00:48:40,582 --> 00:48:42,413
You using
that fork there, pal?

1280
00:48:42,517 --> 00:48:43,541
Hey, don't I know you?

1281
00:48:43,652 --> 00:48:44,550
I don't think so.

1282
00:48:44,653 --> 00:48:46,052
Wrestled you
in high school?

1283
00:48:46,154 --> 00:48:47,485
Don't remember that.

1284
00:48:47,589 --> 00:48:48,613
Metal shop? I got it!

1285
00:48:48,723 --> 00:48:50,657
Miss Narca's interpretive
dance--2 semesters.

1286
00:48:50,759 --> 00:48:53,523
I was usually in the back
because of my weak ankles.

1287
00:48:53,628 --> 00:48:55,391
Come on, pal.
You gotta help me out here.

1288
00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:57,158
I don't think
we've ever met,

1289
00:48:57,265 --> 00:48:58,425
but I gotta go.

1290
00:48:58,533 --> 00:48:59,591
Don't worry.
I'll think of it.

1291
00:48:59,701 --> 00:49:02,397
Look, all I know is
the food looked iffy.

1292
00:49:02,504 --> 00:49:04,404
I'm not the only one
that thinks that, I'm sure.

1293
00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:05,404
Psst! Hey!

1294
00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:07,407
So I'm just
checking to make sure

1295
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,204
you're going to take
the main course up a notch.

1296
00:49:09,311 --> 00:49:11,711
Is there anything
on this menu

1297
00:49:11,813 --> 00:49:13,075
that is not
swimming in gravy?

1298
00:49:13,181 --> 00:49:14,478
Hang on.
I'll go ask the chef.

1299
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:16,380
It's a simple
question.

1300
00:49:16,485 --> 00:49:18,453
Is there or is there
not anything edible...

1301
00:49:18,553 --> 00:49:19,815
- on this menu?
- Gah!

1302
00:49:19,921 --> 00:49:21,047
[ Gasps ]

1303
00:49:22,190 --> 00:49:24,852
Hey, I didn't ask him
about dessert yet!

1304
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,326
Hey, pal, what's your policy
on making special orders?

1305
00:49:27,429 --> 00:49:29,624
All right, buster,
that's it!

1306
00:49:29,731 --> 00:49:31,062
You want a special order,
then you make it!

1307
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,098
I quit!

1308
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,599
Yeah, but I--

1309
00:49:33,702 --> 00:49:35,294
I try and I try,
but there's no respect

1310
00:49:35,403 --> 00:49:36,802
for anyone with vision.
That's it!

1311
00:49:36,905 --> 00:49:38,429
There's just nothing
I can do about it!

1312
00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:39,472
Please don't go.

1313
00:49:39,574 --> 00:49:41,906
3 pork combos,
extra bacon on the side,

1314
00:49:42,010 --> 00:49:43,671
2 chili cheese
samplers,

1315
00:49:43,778 --> 00:49:45,405
a basket of
liver and onion rings,

1316
00:49:45,514 --> 00:49:46,913
a catch of the day,

1317
00:49:47,015 --> 00:49:49,142
and a steak cut
in the shape of a trout.

1318
00:49:49,251 --> 00:49:50,445
You got all that, honey?

1319
00:49:50,552 --> 00:49:52,281
3 oinkers wearing pants,
plate of hot air,

1320
00:49:52,387 --> 00:49:53,786
basket of
grandma's breakfast,

1321
00:49:53,889 --> 00:49:55,015
and change the bull
to a gill, got it.

1322
00:49:55,123 --> 00:49:56,147
What's going on?

1323
00:49:56,258 --> 00:49:57,725
No time to explain.
We gotta get out of here.

1324
00:49:57,826 --> 00:50:01,262
What is he
doing in there?

1325
00:50:04,132 --> 00:50:05,292
Unh! Come on!

1326
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,095
In a minute.
I'm still hungry.

1327
00:50:07,202 --> 00:50:08,396
No, Kuzco!

1328
00:50:08,503 --> 00:50:10,061
OK, I'll make it simple
for you.

1329
00:50:10,171 --> 00:50:11,900
I'll have a spinach omelet
with wheat toast.

1330
00:50:12,007 --> 00:50:13,406
- You got it?
- Can do.

1331
00:50:13,508 --> 00:50:15,942
What's taking so long?

1332
00:50:16,044 --> 00:50:16,976
Pickup!

1333
00:50:17,078 --> 00:50:18,636
Kronk!
What are you doing?

1334
00:50:18,747 --> 00:50:19,714
Kinda busy here.

1335
00:50:19,814 --> 00:50:20,872
Yzma: Why am I
not surprised?

1336
00:50:20,982 --> 00:50:22,006
Your order's up!

1337
00:50:22,117 --> 00:50:23,675
Ohh!

1338
00:50:23,785 --> 00:50:26,185
Oh, well,
while you're at it,

1339
00:50:26,288 --> 00:50:28,188
make me the special.
And hold the gravy!

1340
00:50:28,290 --> 00:50:29,222
Check. Pickup!

1341
00:50:29,324 --> 00:50:30,723
You know what?
On second thought,

1342
00:50:30,825 --> 00:50:31,883
make my omelet
a meat pie.

1343
00:50:31,993 --> 00:50:32,925
Kronk:
Meat pie. Check.

1344
00:50:33,028 --> 00:50:33,926
Kronk!

1345
00:50:34,029 --> 00:50:35,053
[ Screech ]

1346
00:50:35,163 --> 00:50:37,427
Can I order the potatoes
as a side dish?

1347
00:50:37,532 --> 00:50:38,521
I'll have to charge you
full price.

1348
00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:39,622
Ooh!

1349
00:50:39,734 --> 00:50:41,463
Hey, how about a side
of potatoes, my buddy?

1350
00:50:41,570 --> 00:50:42,798
You got it. Want cheese
on those potatoes?

1351
00:50:42,904 --> 00:50:44,371
Thank you, Kronk.
Cheddar will be fine.

1352
00:50:44,472 --> 00:50:45,632
Cheddar spuds
coming up.

1353
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:46,638
Spuds yes,
cheese no.

1354
00:50:46,741 --> 00:50:47,708
Hold the cheese.

1355
00:50:47,809 --> 00:50:48,707
Yzma: No, I want
the cheese.

1356
00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:49,936
Cheese me
no likee.

1357
00:50:50,045 --> 00:50:51,103
- Cheese out.
- Cheese in!

1358
00:50:51,212 --> 00:50:52,110
Come on,
make up your mind!

1359
00:50:52,213 --> 00:50:53,373
OK, OK,
on second thought...

1360
00:50:53,481 --> 00:50:54,948
Both: Make
my potatoes a salad.

1361
00:51:07,562 --> 00:51:08,859
- [ Slurp ]
- [ Slurp ]

1362
00:51:12,233 --> 00:51:13,427
Excuse me. You see
that woman over there?

1363
00:51:13,535 --> 00:51:15,264
[ Mumbling ]

1364
00:51:15,370 --> 00:51:17,668
No problem, hon.
We do that all the time.

1365
00:51:23,078 --> 00:51:24,067
Waiters: 1, 2, 3, 4

1366
00:51:24,179 --> 00:51:25,077
Happy, happy birthday

1367
00:51:25,180 --> 00:51:26,613
From all of us to you

1368
00:51:26,715 --> 00:51:27,613
We wish
it was our birthday

1369
00:51:27,716 --> 00:51:29,081
So we could party, too

1370
00:51:29,184 --> 00:51:30,515
Happy, happy birthday

1371
00:51:30,619 --> 00:51:31,608
May all your dreams
come true

1372
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,689
Ha ha ha!
It's your birthday?

1373
00:51:34,789 --> 00:51:36,654
[ Grunting ]

1374
00:51:36,758 --> 00:51:37,952
What are you doing?

1375
00:51:38,059 --> 00:51:40,050
Look, there's 2 people
in there looking for you.

1376
00:51:40,161 --> 00:51:41,059
What?

1377
00:51:41,162 --> 00:51:42,288
A big guy
and a skinny old woman.

1378
00:51:42,397 --> 00:51:44,558
Wait. Was this woman
scary beyond all reason?

1379
00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:45,598
Oh, yeah.

1380
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:47,395
That's Yzma and Kronk!
I'm saved!

1381
00:51:47,502 --> 00:51:49,595
Trust me, they're
not here to save you.

1382
00:51:49,704 --> 00:51:50,898
They'll take me back
to the palace.

1383
00:51:51,006 --> 00:51:52,633
Thanks for your help.
You've been great.

1384
00:51:52,741 --> 00:51:53,867
I can take it from here.

1385
00:51:53,975 --> 00:51:56,443
You don't understand.
They're trying to kill you.

1386
00:51:56,544 --> 00:51:58,307
Kill me? Their whole world
revolves around me.

1387
00:51:58,413 --> 00:51:59,675
No. I can't let you!

1388
00:51:59,781 --> 00:52:01,749
What? Wha--

1389
00:52:01,850 --> 00:52:03,613
Oh, I get it!

1390
00:52:03,718 --> 00:52:04,742
What?

1391
00:52:04,853 --> 00:52:06,286
You don't want to take me
back to the palace.

1392
00:52:06,388 --> 00:52:08,219
You want to keep me
stranded out here forever.

1393
00:52:08,323 --> 00:52:09,449
No!

1394
00:52:09,557 --> 00:52:11,024
This has all been an act,
and I almost fell for it.

1395
00:52:11,126 --> 00:52:12,218
Will you just
listen to me--

1396
00:52:12,327 --> 00:52:13,555
No, no,
you listen to me.

1397
00:52:13,662 --> 00:52:16,654
All you care about
is your stupid hilltop!

1398
00:52:16,765 --> 00:52:17,891
What?

1399
00:52:17,999 --> 00:52:19,523
You don't care about me.
Now, just get out of here.

1400
00:52:19,634 --> 00:52:20,532
- Go!
- But--

1401
00:52:20,635 --> 00:52:22,694
Go on! Get outta here!

1402
00:52:22,804 --> 00:52:25,204
Fine! Hmph!

1403
00:52:25,306 --> 00:52:27,365
Oh, this entire mess
is all your fault.

1404
00:52:27,475 --> 00:52:28,840
What'd I do?

1405
00:52:28,943 --> 00:52:30,968
If you hadn't mixed up
those poisons,

1406
00:52:31,079 --> 00:52:32,603
Kuzco would be dead now!

1407
00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:34,614
There'll be
no more diversions

1408
00:52:34,716 --> 00:52:37,310
until we track that
llama down and kill him!

1409
00:52:37,419 --> 00:52:39,387
Said I was sorry.
Can't just let it go.

1410
00:52:39,487 --> 00:52:41,614
Not even
on your birthday.

1411
00:52:41,723 --> 00:52:44,021
Yzma:
Kuzco must be eliminated.

1412
00:52:44,125 --> 00:52:46,992
The empire will finally be
rid of that useless slug.

1413
00:52:47,095 --> 00:52:48,995
Kronk: You got a point.

1414
00:52:49,097 --> 00:52:51,998
Nobody really seems to care
that he's gone, do they?

1415
00:52:53,568 --> 00:52:55,297
Pacha!

1416
00:53:00,308 --> 00:53:01,832
Kuzco: Pacha?

1417
00:53:03,878 --> 00:53:05,038
[ Sighs ]

1418
00:53:10,684 --> 00:53:12,948
[ Thundering ]

1419
00:53:32,139 --> 00:53:35,006
[ Thunder ]

1420
00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:41,780
Kuzco:
So this is where you came in.

1421
00:53:41,882 --> 00:53:44,407
See, just like I said,
I'm the victim here.

1422
00:53:44,518 --> 00:53:46,418
I didn't do anything,
and they ruined my life

1423
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,509
and took everything I had.

1424
00:53:47,621 --> 00:53:49,521
Hey, give it a rest
up there, will you?

1425
00:53:49,623 --> 00:53:51,921
What? I'm just telling
them what happened.

1426
00:53:52,026 --> 00:53:53,516
Who you kidding, pal?

1427
00:53:53,627 --> 00:53:55,720
They saw the whole thing,
they know what happened.

1428
00:53:55,829 --> 00:53:57,854
Well, yeah, but...

1429
00:53:57,965 --> 00:53:59,626
Just leave me alone.

1430
00:54:11,060 --> 00:54:12,823
[ Snoring ]

1431
00:54:27,010 --> 00:54:30,605
[ Gasps ]
The peasant at the diner!

1432
00:54:30,713 --> 00:54:33,273
He didn't pay his check.

1433
00:54:35,018 --> 00:54:36,918
[ Snoring ]

1434
00:54:44,994 --> 00:54:46,985
He's the peasant
who I saw leaving the city

1435
00:54:47,096 --> 00:54:48,654
who disappeared
into the crowd

1436
00:54:48,765 --> 00:54:50,255
with Kuzco
on the back of his cart.

1437
00:54:50,366 --> 00:54:52,129
He must have taken him
back to his village,

1438
00:54:52,235 --> 00:54:53,964
so if we find the village,
we find him,

1439
00:54:54,070 --> 00:54:55,765
and if we find him,
we find Kuzco.

1440
00:54:55,872 --> 00:54:58,864
Oh, yeah,
it's all comin' together.

1441
00:54:59,193 --> 00:55:00,956
Yzma!

1442
00:55:01,061 --> 00:55:02,187
What?!

1443
00:55:02,296 --> 00:55:03,320
Aah!

1444
00:55:03,431 --> 00:55:06,832
This had
better be good!

1445
00:55:06,934 --> 00:55:07,730
[ Birds Chirping ]

1446
00:55:28,274 --> 00:55:29,741
[ Sighs ]

1447
00:55:53,299 --> 00:55:54,823
[ Sniffs ]

1448
00:56:07,146 --> 00:56:08,943
[ Gulp ]

1449
00:56:09,048 --> 00:56:10,242
Yeech.

1450
00:56:11,917 --> 00:56:14,147
Pacha: So, there we were
standing on the cliff,

1451
00:56:14,253 --> 00:56:16,517
and the ground
started to rumble.

1452
00:56:16,622 --> 00:56:18,613
And just as
it started to go,

1453
00:56:18,724 --> 00:56:20,351
he grabbed me
before I fell.

1454
00:56:20,459 --> 00:56:22,051
Do you believe that?

1455
00:56:22,161 --> 00:56:23,560
You know, call me crazy

1456
00:56:23,662 --> 00:56:25,562
for following this guy
all the way out here,

1457
00:56:25,664 --> 00:56:27,359
but as much
as he tries to deny it,

1458
00:56:27,466 --> 00:56:28,956
I know
there's some good in him.

1459
00:56:29,068 --> 00:56:31,901
Besides, I couldn't just
leave him out here all alone.

1460
00:56:32,004 --> 00:56:34,700
He's a lousy llama.

1461
00:56:34,807 --> 00:56:39,176
I mean,
a really lousy llama.

1462
00:56:50,422 --> 00:56:51,946
Hey, listen, Pacha,

1463
00:56:52,057 --> 00:56:55,026
you know, what I said to you
back at the diner,

1464
00:56:55,127 --> 00:56:58,096
that--that--
I--I didn't really...

1465
00:56:58,197 --> 00:57:01,030
So... you tired of
being a llama?

1466
00:57:01,133 --> 00:57:02,031
[ Sniffles ]

1467
00:57:02,134 --> 00:57:04,796
Ye-ee-ee-es!

1468
00:57:04,903 --> 00:57:05,835
[ Sniff ]

1469
00:57:05,938 --> 00:57:07,838
OK, we're just gonna
stop at the house

1470
00:57:07,940 --> 00:57:08,998
and get some supplies.

1471
00:57:09,108 --> 00:57:10,598
- Then we'll be on our way, right?
- Right.

1472
00:57:10,709 --> 00:57:13,735
Hey there, Pacha.
You just missed your relatives.

1473
00:57:13,846 --> 00:57:14,778
My relatives?

1474
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,211
We just sent them
up to your house.

1475
00:57:16,315 --> 00:57:18,010
What did
they look like?

1476
00:57:18,117 --> 00:57:20,017
See, there was
this big guy

1477
00:57:20,119 --> 00:57:21,416
and this older woman
who was...

1478
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,488
How would
you describe her?

1479
00:57:23,589 --> 00:57:25,079
Scary beyond all reason.

1480
00:57:25,190 --> 00:57:26,555
Yeah, that's it.

1481
00:57:27,279 --> 00:57:29,839
So, remind me again how
you're related to Pacha?

1482
00:57:29,948 --> 00:57:31,643
Why, I'm his
third cousin's brother's

1483
00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:35,049
wife's step-niece's
great-aunt. Heh heh.

1484
00:57:35,153 --> 00:57:38,316
Twice removed. [ Sips ]

1485
00:57:38,423 --> 00:57:39,447
Uh-huh.

1486
00:57:39,558 --> 00:57:41,458
Isn't that right, Kronk?

1487
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,892
99 monkeys
jumpin' on the bed

1488
00:57:43,995 --> 00:57:46,987
One fell off
and bumped his head

1489
00:57:47,098 --> 00:57:50,829
You know, I am so sorry that
you had to come all this way,

1490
00:57:50,936 --> 00:57:52,597
but as I said to you before,

1491
00:57:52,704 --> 00:57:55,502
you may recall,
Pacha is not here.

1492
00:57:55,607 --> 00:57:57,097
I'll be sure and tell him
you came by.

1493
00:57:57,209 --> 00:58:01,305
Oh, would you, please?
That would be just great.

1494
00:58:01,413 --> 00:58:03,813
Oops. Silly me.

1495
00:58:03,915 --> 00:58:06,213
No, no. Allow me.

1496
00:58:11,189 --> 00:58:12,588
She's hiding something.

1497
00:58:12,691 --> 00:58:14,090
When I give the word,
we search the house.

1498
00:58:14,192 --> 00:58:15,887
OK, but I still have
94 monkeys to go.

1499
00:58:15,994 --> 00:58:17,484
Grr!

1500
00:58:17,596 --> 00:58:20,759
So, while we're
waiting for Paca--

1501
00:58:20,866 --> 00:58:22,424
Pacha.

1502
00:58:22,534 --> 00:58:23,933
Oh, yes.

1503
00:58:24,035 --> 00:58:26,435
Perhaps we can have a tour
of your lovely home.

1504
00:58:26,538 --> 00:58:28,438
You know, why don't
you just come back

1505
00:58:28,540 --> 00:58:29,973
when Pacha gets home?

1506
00:58:30,075 --> 00:58:33,101
I'm sure he'd love
to show you the...

1507
00:58:33,211 --> 00:58:35,111
[ Stammers ]
Excuse me, won't you?

1508
00:58:35,213 --> 00:58:37,943
I think I left
something in the oven.

1509
00:58:38,049 --> 00:58:39,949
This is my variation
of double-dutch.

1510
00:58:40,051 --> 00:58:41,416
On the signal,
we switch places.

1511
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,817
Kronk, it's time!

1512
00:58:42,921 --> 00:58:43,819
OK!

1513
00:58:43,922 --> 00:58:45,617
Ohh!

1514
00:58:45,724 --> 00:58:47,555
So, we have to get
back to the palace,

1515
00:58:47,659 --> 00:58:49,149
find the lab,
and change him back.

1516
00:58:49,261 --> 00:58:50,159
Hi there!

1517
00:58:50,262 --> 00:58:51,160
Aah!

1518
00:58:51,263 --> 00:58:53,697
- That was him.
- Whoops.

1519
00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:56,660
You know what?

1520
00:58:56,768 --> 00:58:58,895
I don't believe you're
really my great-aunt.

1521
00:58:59,004 --> 00:59:01,199
You're more like
my great-great-great...

1522
00:59:01,306 --> 00:59:02,967
Go. I'll stall them
long enough

1523
00:59:03,074 --> 00:59:04,063
for you two to get
a head start.

1524
00:59:04,175 --> 00:59:05,574
Thanks, honey.

1525
00:59:05,677 --> 00:59:07,577
You have a lovely wife.

1526
00:59:07,679 --> 00:59:08,805
They're both very pretty.

1527
00:59:08,914 --> 00:59:10,040
Great-great-
great...

1528
00:59:10,148 --> 00:59:12,673
Grr! All right!

1529
00:59:12,784 --> 00:59:14,513
Are you through?

1530
00:59:14,619 --> 00:59:15,517
... great-great-aunt.

1531
00:59:15,620 --> 00:59:16,587
So, where were we?

1532
00:59:16,688 --> 00:59:18,053
Listen, sister, we're
not leaving until--

1533
00:59:18,156 --> 00:59:19,987
I show you the house.
Of course.

1534
00:59:20,091 --> 00:59:23,492
Was it a good idea to leave
your family with those two?

1535
00:59:23,595 --> 00:59:26,257
Oh, don't worry.
They can handle themselves.

1536
00:59:26,364 --> 00:59:28,264
What do you mean,
the door is stuck?

1537
00:59:28,366 --> 00:59:29,958
Try jiggling the handle.

1538
00:59:30,068 --> 00:59:31,729
There is no handle
in here.

1539
00:59:31,836 --> 00:59:34,066
There's not?
Are you sure?

1540
00:59:34,172 --> 00:59:36,037
All right, I've had
enough of this.

1541
00:59:36,141 --> 00:59:38,109
Tell us where
the talking llama is

1542
00:59:38,209 --> 00:59:39,676
and we'll burn your house
to the ground.

1543
00:59:39,778 --> 00:59:41,405
Uh,
don't you mean "or"?

1544
00:59:41,513 --> 00:59:43,879
[ Sighs ] Tell us where
the talking llama is

1545
00:59:43,982 --> 00:59:45,973
or we'll burn your house
to the ground.

1546
00:59:46,084 --> 00:59:47,483
Well, which is it?

1547
00:59:47,586 --> 00:59:49,850
That seems like
a pretty crucial conjunction.

1548
00:59:49,955 --> 00:59:52,116
That's it!
Kronk, break the door down!

1549
00:59:52,223 --> 00:59:54,123
Break it down?
Are you kidding me?

1550
00:59:54,225 --> 00:59:55,522
This is hand-carved
mahogany.

1551
00:59:55,627 --> 00:59:57,959
I don't care, you fool.
Get out of my way.

1552
00:59:58,063 --> 00:59:59,360
I'll break it down myself.

1553
00:59:59,464 --> 01:00:00,726
Yzma: A-one...

1554
01:00:00,832 --> 01:00:02,197
OK, kids,
you know what to do.

1555
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:03,198
2...

1556
01:00:03,301 --> 01:00:04,598
Right, Mom!

1557
01:00:04,703 --> 01:00:05,692
3!

1558
01:00:06,972 --> 01:00:08,337
Aah!

1559
01:00:17,115 --> 01:00:19,811
OK, children,
on your mark,

1560
01:00:19,918 --> 01:00:22,079
get set, go!

1561
01:00:22,187 --> 01:00:23,586
[ Giggling ]

1562
01:00:23,688 --> 01:00:26,384
Ow! Ow! Stop it,
you little brats! Huh?

1563
01:00:27,759 --> 01:00:28,885
Yzma: Ow!

1564
01:00:28,994 --> 01:00:32,657
Oh, there they go, Kronk!
They're getting away!

1565
01:00:32,764 --> 01:00:35,892
Ha ha ha! Well,
I had a great time.

1566
01:00:36,001 --> 01:00:37,901
Let's not wait until
the next family reunion

1567
01:00:38,003 --> 01:00:39,197
to get together.

1568
01:00:39,304 --> 01:00:40,362
Yzma: Kronk!

1569
01:00:40,472 --> 01:00:42,940
I, uh, I gotta run.

1570
01:01:40,416 --> 01:01:42,748
[ Thunder ]

1571
01:01:45,354 --> 01:01:46,946
[ Thunder ]

1572
01:01:51,132 --> 01:01:53,498
OK, why does she even
have that lever?

1573
01:01:53,602 --> 01:01:55,001
[ Yelps ]

1574
01:01:56,771 --> 01:01:58,170
Skull:
Please remain seated

1575
01:01:58,273 --> 01:02:00,173
and keep your arms and legs
in at all times.

1576
01:02:01,276 --> 01:02:02,800
Aah!

1577
01:02:04,379 --> 01:02:05,368
Huh?

1578
01:02:07,415 --> 01:02:09,007
What does it look like?

1579
01:02:09,117 --> 01:02:10,482
I don't know.
Just keep looking.

1580
01:02:10,585 --> 01:02:11,847
Over here!

1581
01:02:11,953 --> 01:02:15,946
It has to be one of these.
Lions, tigers, bears...

1582
01:02:16,057 --> 01:02:17,888
Yzma: Oh, my.

1583
01:02:17,993 --> 01:02:20,518
Looking for this?

1584
01:02:22,297 --> 01:02:23,696
No! It can't be!

1585
01:02:23,798 --> 01:02:25,663
How did you get
back here before us?

1586
01:02:25,767 --> 01:02:29,259
Uh... how did we, Kronk?

1587
01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:30,770
Well, you got me.

1588
01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:32,703
By all accounts,
it doesn't make sense.

1589
01:02:32,807 --> 01:02:34,968
Oh, well,
back to business.

1590
01:02:35,076 --> 01:02:36,475
OK, I admit it.

1591
01:02:36,578 --> 01:02:38,671
Maybe I wasn't as nice
as I should have been,

1592
01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:41,476
but, Yzma, do you
really want to kill me?

1593
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:45,019
Just think of it
as you're being let go,

1594
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,111
that your life's going
in a different direction,

1595
01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:50,714
that your body's part of
a permanent outplacement.

1596
01:02:50,825 --> 01:02:52,725
Hey, that's kind of like
what he said to you

1597
01:02:52,827 --> 01:02:53,953
when you got fired.

1598
01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:56,963
I know. It's called
a cruel irony--

1599
01:02:57,065 --> 01:02:58,965
like my dependence
on you.

1600
01:02:59,067 --> 01:03:00,625
I can't believe
this is happening!

1601
01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:02,965
Then I bet you weren't
expecting this.

1602
01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:04,436
- No!
- Aah!

1603
01:03:04,539 --> 01:03:06,006
Aha!

1604
01:03:06,107 --> 01:03:07,540
[ Sighs ]
Oh, OK.

1605
01:03:07,642 --> 01:03:09,667
Ha ha!
Finish them off.

1606
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:13,079
Kronk devil: Hey, you're
not backing down now,

1607
01:03:13,181 --> 01:03:14,978
are you, big guy?

1608
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:19,144
Uh, where's the other guy?

1609
01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:20,152
Yo!

1610
01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:22,780
Sorry I'm late.
So, what'd I miss?

1611
01:03:22,891 --> 01:03:24,449
Well, Yzma just
tossed me this knife

1612
01:03:24,559 --> 01:03:26,857
and asked me to,
you know, take them out.

1613
01:03:26,962 --> 01:03:29,795
Then this guy popped up
and we waited for you,

1614
01:03:29,898 --> 01:03:30,887
and quite honestly--

1615
01:03:30,999 --> 01:03:33,763
Kronk! Why did I think
you could do this?

1616
01:03:33,868 --> 01:03:35,267
This one simple thing.

1617
01:03:35,370 --> 01:03:36,769
It's like I'm talking
to a monkey.

1618
01:03:36,871 --> 01:03:37,929
Whoa now.

1619
01:03:38,039 --> 01:03:41,065
A really, really big
stupid monkey named Kronk!

1620
01:03:41,176 --> 01:03:42,108
Ouch.

1621
01:03:42,210 --> 01:03:43,677
And do you want
to know something else?

1622
01:03:43,778 --> 01:03:46,246
I've never liked
your spinach puffs.

1623
01:03:46,348 --> 01:03:47,815
Never!

1624
01:03:47,916 --> 01:03:50,009
[ Sobs ]

1625
01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:51,847
That's it.
She's going down.

1626
01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:53,853
Now, now,
remember, guys.

1627
01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:56,651
From above, the wicked shall
receive their just reward.

1628
01:03:59,060 --> 01:04:01,028
All: That'll work.

1629
01:04:08,570 --> 01:04:10,504
Strange.
That usually works.

1630
01:04:10,605 --> 01:04:11,731
And so does this!

1631
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,637
Ah. Should have
seen that coming.

1632
01:04:13,742 --> 01:04:15,266
Whoa!

1633
01:04:15,377 --> 01:04:17,106
Aah!

1634
01:04:17,212 --> 01:04:20,045
Give me that vial!

1635
01:04:20,148 --> 01:04:21,046
Oof!

1636
01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:22,878
Ah! Ha ha!

1637
01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:24,383
Aah!

1638
01:04:28,223 --> 01:04:30,384
Oops. Clumsy me.

1639
01:04:31,860 --> 01:04:33,885
Yzma:
Which one? Which one?

1640
01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,462
[ Alarm Sounds ]

1641
01:04:35,563 --> 01:04:39,260
Better hurry.
I'm expecting company.

1642
01:04:42,771 --> 01:04:46,366
Yzma: Kill them!
They murdered the emperor!

1643
01:04:46,474 --> 01:04:49,170
No, wait! I'm the emperor!
It's me -- Kuzco!

1644
01:04:49,277 --> 01:04:51,177
They're not
listening to me!

1645
01:04:51,279 --> 01:04:53,179
Just take 'em all!

1646
01:04:53,281 --> 01:04:55,078
- Yaah!
- Yaah!

1647
01:05:00,655 --> 01:05:01,587
Get them!

1648
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,520
Hey, I've been
turned into a cow.

1649
01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:05,149
Can I go home?

1650
01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:06,887
You're excused.
Anyone else?

1651
01:05:06,995 --> 01:05:08,462
All: No, we're good.

1652
01:05:08,563 --> 01:05:09,689
Get them!

1653
01:05:09,798 --> 01:05:12,961
We've gotta change you back.
Try this one.

1654
01:05:15,570 --> 01:05:17,504
Uh, Pacha?
A little help!

1655
01:05:17,605 --> 01:05:18,765
[ Screech ]

1656
01:05:18,873 --> 01:05:19,897
[ Yelling ]

1657
01:05:20,008 --> 01:05:21,600
Come on!
Come on!

1658
01:05:26,514 --> 01:05:28,948
Kuzco: Aah!

1659
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,245
Oh, please be
something with wings.

1660
01:05:33,655 --> 01:05:36,419
Yeah! We're flyin'!

1661
01:05:36,524 --> 01:05:37,923
Uh-oh!

1662
01:05:40,195 --> 01:05:42,095
[ Guards Yelling ]

1663
01:05:43,531 --> 01:05:44,862
We're not getting anywhere
with you picking the vials.

1664
01:05:44,966 --> 01:05:46,194
I'm picking the next one!

1665
01:05:46,301 --> 01:05:47,700
Fine by me!

1666
01:05:47,802 --> 01:05:48,894
Give me that one!

1667
01:05:50,205 --> 01:05:51,900
Don't you say a word.

1668
01:05:52,006 --> 01:05:55,737
- Aah!
- Aah!

1669
01:05:57,512 --> 01:05:58,877
Quick!
Drain the canals!

1670
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:01,810
Pacha: Open up!

1671
01:06:04,719 --> 01:06:07,051
Yay! I'm a llama again!

1672
01:06:07,155 --> 01:06:08,281
Wait...

1673
01:06:08,389 --> 01:06:10,186
[ Blorp ]

1674
01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:11,656
- Aah!
- Aah!

1675
01:06:17,398 --> 01:06:19,559
There they go!
After them!

1676
01:06:19,667 --> 01:06:22,568
Come on, men!
Nobody lives forever! Charge!

1677
01:06:24,973 --> 01:06:26,998
Guards: Aah!

1678
01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:30,271
Grr!

1679
01:06:37,585 --> 01:06:40,748
Aah!

1680
01:06:40,855 --> 01:06:44,052
OK, only 2 left. It's
gotta be one of these.

1681
01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:49,694
No!

1682
01:06:52,233 --> 01:06:56,966
Ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha!

1683
01:06:59,040 --> 01:06:59,938
Meow.

1684
01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:02,441
I'll take that.

1685
01:07:02,544 --> 01:07:04,978
This is the one. This'll
change you back to a human.

1686
01:07:05,079 --> 01:07:08,776
Ow! Hey, get her off!

1687
01:07:08,883 --> 01:07:09,781
Whoa!

1688
01:07:09,884 --> 01:07:11,215
Kuzco: Get her off me!

1689
01:07:12,453 --> 01:07:13,715
[ Yzma Snarling ]

1690
01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:15,413
Aah! Ow!

1691
01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:18,056
[ Groans ]

1692
01:07:19,394 --> 01:07:20,520
Drink the potion!

1693
01:07:20,628 --> 01:07:22,391
OK, OK! Aah!

1694
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:24,727
Where did it go?
Where is it?

1695
01:07:24,832 --> 01:07:27,266
Yzma:[ Squeaky ]
Looking for this?

1696
01:07:27,368 --> 01:07:29,097
Is that my voice?
[ Coughs ]

1697
01:07:29,204 --> 01:07:30,603
Is that my voice?

1698
01:07:30,705 --> 01:07:32,730
Oh, well.

1699
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:33,966
No! Don't drop it!

1700
01:07:34,075 --> 01:07:36,543
I'm not going
to drop it, you fool!

1701
01:07:36,644 --> 01:07:38,839
I'm going to drink it!

1702
01:07:38,947 --> 01:07:41,848
And once I turn back
into my beautiful self,

1703
01:07:41,950 --> 01:07:43,850
I'm going to kill you!

1704
01:07:43,952 --> 01:07:47,854
Ha ha ha!

1705
01:07:47,956 --> 01:07:50,288
[ Grunting ]

1706
01:07:53,228 --> 01:07:54,126
Aah!

1707
01:07:54,229 --> 01:07:55,526
Aah! Uh-oh.

1708
01:07:55,630 --> 01:07:56,995
Yzma: Aah!

1709
01:07:59,767 --> 01:08:00,665
Aah!

1710
01:08:02,070 --> 01:08:04,766
Aah! Aah!

1711
01:08:10,345 --> 01:08:12,006
Uhh! Whoa!

1712
01:08:13,181 --> 01:08:15,775
Uhh! Oh-oh-oh!

1713
01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:18,146
Kuzco!

1714
01:08:18,253 --> 01:08:19,686
Be right there!
Give me a minute!

1715
01:08:20,955 --> 01:08:22,286
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

1716
01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:23,823
Kuzco! Whoa!

1717
01:08:26,027 --> 01:08:27,927
Pacha: Kuzco!

1718
01:08:28,029 --> 01:08:30,793
Aah!

1719
01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:32,297
Oh.

1720
01:08:34,235 --> 01:08:35,293
The vial!

1721
01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:44,135
Aah!

1722
01:08:44,245 --> 01:08:45,712
For the last time,

1723
01:08:45,813 --> 01:08:47,872
we did not order
a giant trampoline.

1724
01:08:47,982 --> 01:08:49,506
You know, pal, you
could have told me that

1725
01:08:49,617 --> 01:08:51,278
before I set it up.

1726
01:08:52,387 --> 01:08:55,083
Aah!

1727
01:08:55,189 --> 01:08:57,350
Aah! Uhh--

1728
01:08:57,458 --> 01:08:58,686
Huh? Ha ha ha.

1729
01:08:58,793 --> 01:09:01,193
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1730
01:09:01,296 --> 01:09:02,957
Hoo hoo hee hee
ha ha ha--

1731
01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:07,863
Pacha: The vial!

1732
01:09:07,969 --> 01:09:10,062
You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

1733
01:09:27,155 --> 01:09:28,884
Ah ha ha ha ha!

1734
01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:30,082
I win.

1735
01:09:30,191 --> 01:09:31,089
Whoa.

1736
01:09:33,261 --> 01:09:35,229
Got it!

1737
01:09:35,330 --> 01:09:38,231
What are the odds of that
trapdoor leading me out here?

1738
01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:41,761
Yeah!

1739
01:09:42,870 --> 01:09:43,768
Uhh.

1740
01:09:43,871 --> 01:09:45,736
[ Clears Throat ]

1741
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:48,400
Here, uh, let me
get this for you.

1742
01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:53,872
Well, see ya
on the other side.

1743
01:10:03,029 --> 01:10:04,462
Old man: Oh, now,
you--you...

1744
01:10:04,564 --> 01:10:06,498
you stop being
so hard on yourself.

1745
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,498
All is forgiven.

1746
01:10:07,601 --> 01:10:08,761
You're sure?

1747
01:10:08,869 --> 01:10:11,201
Oh, it's not the first time
I was tossed out a window,

1748
01:10:11,304 --> 01:10:12,862
and it won't be the last.

1749
01:10:12,973 --> 01:10:14,964
What can I say?
I'm a rebel.

1750
01:10:15,075 --> 01:10:16,303
Whoa-ho-ho, tiger.

1751
01:10:16,409 --> 01:10:18,639
Oh! Hey, I got to
use that arm later.

1752
01:10:18,745 --> 01:10:20,440
OK, buddy, take care.

1753
01:10:20,547 --> 01:10:23,015
Ha ha.
Ah, he's a sweet guy.

1754
01:10:32,893 --> 01:10:35,418
Kuzco:
So, you lied to me.

1755
01:10:35,529 --> 01:10:37,429
I did?

1756
01:10:37,531 --> 01:10:39,692
Yeah. You said
when the sun

1757
01:10:39,799 --> 01:10:41,027
hits this ridge
just right,

1758
01:10:41,134 --> 01:10:42,533
these hills sing.

1759
01:10:42,636 --> 01:10:44,763
Well, pal, I was dragged
all over those hills,

1760
01:10:44,871 --> 01:10:48,170
and I did not hear
any singing.

1761
01:10:50,043 --> 01:10:51,032
Kuzco: So...

1762
01:10:51,144 --> 01:10:52,668
I'll be building
my summer home

1763
01:10:52,779 --> 01:10:56,715
on a more magical hill.
Thank you.

1764
01:10:58,952 --> 01:11:01,785
Hmm. Couldn't pull the wool
over your eyes, huh?

1765
01:11:01,888 --> 01:11:03,651
No, no, I'm sharp,
I'm on it.

1766
01:11:03,757 --> 01:11:04,917
Looks like you
and your family

1767
01:11:05,025 --> 01:11:07,289
are stuck on that tuneless
hilltop forever, pal.

1768
01:11:16,269 --> 01:11:18,669
You know, I'm pretty sure
I heard some singing

1769
01:11:18,772 --> 01:11:21,263
on the hill next to us.

1770
01:11:21,374 --> 01:11:22,773
In case you're interested.

1771
01:11:26,046 --> 01:11:27,411
[ Chirping ]

1772
01:11:27,514 --> 01:11:29,141
Ha! Boom, baby!

1773
01:11:29,249 --> 01:11:31,342
Ha! Boom, baby!

1774
01:11:35,422 --> 01:11:36,889
Theme song guy:
You'd be the coolest dude

1775
01:11:36,990 --> 01:11:38,287
In the nation

1776
01:11:38,391 --> 01:11:40,154
Or the hippest cat
in creation

1777
01:11:40,260 --> 01:11:43,354
But if you ain't got friends,
then nothing's worth the fuss

1778
01:11:45,065 --> 01:11:47,033
A perfect world
will come to be

1779
01:11:47,133 --> 01:11:49,465
When everybody here
can see

1780
01:11:49,569 --> 01:11:51,764
That a perfect world
begins and ends

1781
01:11:51,871 --> 01:11:53,998
A perfect world
begins and ends

1782
01:11:54,107 --> 01:11:56,837
A perfect world
begins and ends with us

1783
01:11:58,144 --> 01:11:59,873
"My acorn
is missing."

1784
01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,971
Squeak squeakin'
squeak squeakity.

1785
01:12:02,082 --> 01:12:03,606
"Did you eat
the acorn?"

1786
01:12:03,717 --> 01:12:05,810
Squeaker squeak
squeak squeakin'?

1787
01:12:05,919 --> 01:12:07,716
"You owe me
a new acorn."

1788
01:12:07,821 --> 01:12:10,119
Squeak squeak squeak
squeak squeaker--

1789
01:12:12,192 --> 01:12:13,318
Squeakin'.

1790
01:12:13,432 --> 01:12:14,626
I'm so proud of you guys.

1791
01:12:18,904 --> 01:12:23,068
Sting: In the quiet time
of evening

1792
01:12:25,044 --> 01:12:29,344
When the stars
assume their patterns

1793
01:12:31,183 --> 01:12:35,085
And the day
has made his journey

1794
01:12:37,356 --> 01:12:41,918
And we wondered
just what happened

1795
01:12:42,027 --> 01:12:44,791
To the life we knew

1796
01:12:44,897 --> 01:12:47,695
Before the world
changed

1797
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,997
When not a thing I had

1798
01:12:51,103 --> 01:12:53,298
Was true

1799
01:12:55,741 --> 01:12:58,676
But you were kind to me

1800
01:12:58,777 --> 01:13:01,678
And you reminded me

1801
01:13:01,780 --> 01:13:06,274
That the world
is not my playground

1802
01:13:08,153 --> 01:13:12,317
There are other things
that matter

1803
01:13:14,059 --> 01:13:18,189
And what is simple
needs protecting

1804
01:13:20,165 --> 01:13:24,829
Or my illusions
all would shatter

1805
01:13:24,937 --> 01:13:26,734
But you stayed

1806
01:13:28,007 --> 01:13:31,704
In my corner

1807
01:13:31,810 --> 01:13:36,144
The only world I know
was upside-down

1808
01:13:38,717 --> 01:13:41,652
And now
the world and me

1809
01:13:41,754 --> 01:13:44,245
We know you carry me

1810
01:13:44,356 --> 01:13:50,295
You see the patterns
in the big sky

1811
01:13:50,396 --> 01:13:56,232
Those constellations
look like you and I

1812
01:13:56,335 --> 01:14:02,069
Just like the patterns
in the big sky

1813
01:14:02,174 --> 01:14:07,407
We could be lost,
we could refuse to try

1814
01:14:07,513 --> 01:14:10,414
But we made it through

1815
01:14:10,516 --> 01:14:14,008
In the dark night

1816
01:14:14,119 --> 01:14:18,613
Who would those lucky guys
turn out to be

1817
01:14:20,793 --> 01:14:23,819
But that unusual blend

1818
01:14:23,929 --> 01:14:28,229
Of my funny friend
and me

1819
01:14:32,938 --> 01:14:36,499
I'm not as clever
as I thought I was

1820
01:14:38,477 --> 01:14:44,109
I'm not the boy
I used to be because

1821
01:14:44,216 --> 01:14:46,184
You show me
somethin' different

1822
01:14:46,285 --> 01:14:50,016
You show me somethin' pure

1823
01:14:50,122 --> 01:14:55,082
I always seemed so certain,
but I was really never sure

1824
01:14:55,194 --> 01:14:56,855
But you stayed

1825
01:14:58,130 --> 01:15:01,566
And you called my name

1826
01:15:01,667 --> 01:15:05,967
When others would have
walked out on a lousy game

1827
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:11,209
And look
who made it through

1828
01:15:11,310 --> 01:15:13,505
But your funny friend
and me

1829
01:15:13,612 --> 01:15:18,515
You see the patterns
in the big sky

1830
01:15:18,617 --> 01:15:20,244
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1831
01:15:20,352 --> 01:15:25,380
Those constellations
look like you and I

1832
01:15:25,491 --> 01:15:31,054
That tiny planet
and the bigger guy

1833
01:15:31,163 --> 01:15:36,829
I don't know whether
I should laugh or cry

1834
01:15:36,935 --> 01:15:41,099
Chorus: Just like
the patterns in the big sky

1835
01:15:41,206 --> 01:15:43,037
We'll be together

1836
01:15:43,142 --> 01:15:46,134
We'll be together
till the end this time

1837
01:15:46,245 --> 01:15:48,577
You don't know,
you don't know

1838
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:52,878
Don't know the answer
or the reason why

1839
01:15:52,985 --> 01:15:54,475
We'll stick together

1840
01:15:54,586 --> 01:16:00,354
We'll stick together
till the day we die

1841
01:16:00,459 --> 01:16:04,520
If I had to do this all
a second time

1842
01:16:06,465 --> 01:16:10,697
I won't complain
or make a fuss

1843
01:16:12,704 --> 01:16:15,696
Who would
the angels send

1844
01:16:15,807 --> 01:16:18,708
But that unlikely blend

1845
01:16:18,810 --> 01:16:22,109
Of those
2 funny friends

1846
01:16:22,214 --> 01:16:24,842
That's us