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Aah!

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Wee-be-be-bee.

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Kuzco:
Will you take a look at that?

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Pretty pathetic, huh?

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Well, you'll never
believe this,

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but that llama
you're looking at

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was once a human being

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And not just
any human being

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That guy was an emperor

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A rich, powerful ball
of charisma

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Oh, yeah!

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This is his story

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[Crying]

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Well, actually my story

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That's right--
I'm that llama

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The name is Kuzco

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Emperor Kuzco

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I was the world's
nicest guy,

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and they ruined my life
for no reason

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Oh, is that hard to believe?

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Look, I tell you what
You go back away--

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you know, before
I was a llama,

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and this will all make sense

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All right, now see,
that's a little too far back

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Oh, ho! Look at me!

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That's me as a baby

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Waah!

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Ahem! All right,
let' smove ahead

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Oh, yeah.

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Theme song guy: There are
despots and dictators

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Political manipulators

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There are blue bloods
with the intellects of fleas

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There are kings
and catty tyrants

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Who are so lacking
in refinements

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They'd be better suited
swinging from the trees

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He was born and raised
to rule

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No one has ever been
as cool

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In a thousand years
of aristocracy

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[Ship's Horn Blows]

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An enigma and a mystery

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In Mesoamerican history

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The quintessence of
perfection that is he

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Kuzco:
Ok, this is the real me

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Not this

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- This
- Not this.

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- Winner!
- Loser.

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Ok, see this palace?

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Everyone in it
is at my command

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Check this out

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[Snaps Fingers]

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Butler.

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Chef.

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Theme song guy.

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Oh, yeah!

55
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He's the sovereign lord
of the nation

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He's the hippest cat
in creation

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He's the alpha,
the omega, A to Z

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[Snaps Fingers]

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And this perfect world
will spin

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Around his every
little whim

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'Cause this perfect world
begins and ends with

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Me.

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What's his name?

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Kuzco

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That's his name

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Chorus: Kuzco

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He's the king
of the world

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Chorus: Kuzco

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Is he hip or what?

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Chorus: Kuzco

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Yeah

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[Tires Skidding]

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Gow!

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You threw off my groove!

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Guard: I'm sorry,
but you've thrown off

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the emperor's groove.

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Sorry!

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You were saying?

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What's his name?
Kuzco

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Chorus: Kuzco

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Theme song guy:
That's his name

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Is he hip or what?

83
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Don't you know he's
the king of the world?

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Whoa, yeah

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Oww!

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Ha!

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Boom, baby!

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Aah! Your Highness,

89
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it is time for you
to choose your bride.

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Kuzco: Allrighty

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Trot out
the ladies

92
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Let's take a look-see.

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Hate your hair.
Not likely.

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Yikes, yikes, yikes,

95
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and let me guess.

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You have
a great personality.

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Is this really
the best you could do?

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Oh, yes. Oh, no.
I mean, perhaps--

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Kuzco: What
is he babbling about?

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He's like the thing
that wouldn't shut up

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Anyway, still wondering about
that llama in the opening?

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Well, let me show you the people
responsible for ruining my life

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First, there's Pacha

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Uh, excuse me.

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I'm here to see
Emperor Kuzco.

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You see,
I got this summons--

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Guard: Inside, up the stairs,
and to the left

108
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Just follow the signs

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Oh, great.
Thanks a lot.

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Kuzco: Uh, and don't be fooled
by the folksy peasant look

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Oh!

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Old man: Pardon me
That's mine

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Oh, here you go.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Aah! Oh, hey.
Are you all right?

116
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Here. Let me, uh--

117
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Oh, you're
so very kind.

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What happened?

119
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Well, I...

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I threw off
the emperor's groove.

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- What?
- His groove!

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The rhythm in which
he lives his life,

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his pattern of behavior.

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I threw it off,

125
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and the emperor had me
thrown out the window.

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[Gasps] Oh, really?

127
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I'm supposed
to see him today.

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Don't throw off
his groove!

129
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Oh, ok.

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Beware the groove.

131
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Hey, are you
gonna be all right?

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Groove.

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Kuzco: You see
what I mean?

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This guy's trouble,
but as bad as he is,

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he is nothing compared
to what's coming up next

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Yzma: And why have you
come here today?

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Peasant: Well

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Your Highness--
I mean, Your Grace.

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Kuzco: Ok, gang
Check out this piece of work

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This is Yzma,
the emperor's advisor--

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living proof that dinosaurs
once roamed the Earth

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And let's not forget
Yzma's right-hand man

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Every decade or so
she gets a new one

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This year's model
is called Kronk

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[Fly Buzzing]

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Yeah, I got
that there, Yzma.

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- Kronk: Unh!
- [Buzzing]

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Kuzco: Yep, that's Kronk

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Now lately, Yzma's
gotten into this bad habit

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of trying to run the country
behind my back,

151
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and I’m thinkin'
that's got to stop

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It is no concern
of mine

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whether your family
has...

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What was it again?

155
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Um, food.

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Ha! You really should
have thought of that

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before you
became peasants.

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We're through here.

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Take him away. Next!

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But l--

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Oh, ok.

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Ugh.

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Kuzco: The nerve of some
of those peasants, huh?

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Tell me about it.
Aah!

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Hi there.

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Ooh, Your Highness.

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Ahem.

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Oh, oh, oh,
ha ha ha. Um...

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Uh, you were
doing it again.

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Doing? Doing...
Doing what?

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Doing my job.

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I'm the emperor,

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and you're the emperor's
advisor.

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Remember that?

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But, Your Highness,

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I was only dealing with
meaningless peasant matters.

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Kuzco: Whoa

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Look at these wrinkles

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What is holding
this woman together?

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What the--

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How long
has that been there?

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Kronk:
Good thinkin', Yzma

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What do you say,
Kuzco?

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Whoa! No touchy!

185
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No touchy.
No touch.

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Servant: Excuse me,
Your Highness

187
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The village leader
is here to see you.

188
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Oh, great.
Send him in.

189
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Oh, and by the way,
you're fired.

190
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Fired?

191
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W-W-What do you mean,
fired?

192
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Um, how else
can I say it?

193
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You're being let go,

194
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your department's
being downsized,

195
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you're part of
an outplacement,

196
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we're going in a
different direction,

197
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we're not picking
up your option...

198
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Take your pick.
I got more.

199
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But l-- You--uh--

200
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Uhh.

201
00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:34,640
But--
But, Your Highness,

202
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I have been nothing
if not loyal to the empire

203
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for--for--for
many, many years.

204
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Hey, hey, everybody
hits their stride.

205
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You just hit yours
50 years ago.

206
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So...who's
in my chair?

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Kronk:
Oh, oh! I know!

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00:07:50,150 --> 00:07:51,030
Yzma.

209
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Yzma's in your
chair, right?

210
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Very good, Kronk.

211
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Here. Get the snack.

212
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Got it!

213
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Unh! Oof!.

214
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Ok, you heard
the man.

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Up, up, up.

216
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Kronk: I’m ok
I'm fine

217
00:08:02,870 --> 00:08:04,170
[Snarling]

218
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,630
Ah.

219
00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:09,010
ok. Show him in.

220
00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:12,130
Ahem.

221
00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:13,840
Uh, afternoon,
Your Highness.

222
00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:15,680
I'm here because
I received a summons--

223
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Kuzco: Hey,
there he is!

224
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My main village man.

225
00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,100
Um, Pacha.

226
00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:22,020
Anyway, I got
this summons--

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Pacha.

228
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That's right.

229
00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:26,770
You are just the man
I wanted to see.

230
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I am?

231
00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:30,440
Word on the street is
you can fix my problem.

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You can fix my problem,
can't you?

233
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Sure.
I'll do what I can.

234
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Good, good. That's just
what I wanted to hear.

235
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Are you aware of
just how important

236
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your village is
to the empire?

237
00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,830
Well, I know
we grow the crops

238
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that you use here
at the palace.

239
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We also herd the llamas
that you--

240
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My village?

241
00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:53,930
Oh, yeah.

242
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You got a pretty sweet
little setup there

243
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on top of that hill,
don't you? Ha ha ha!

244
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Yeah. My family has
lived on that hilltop

245
00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:03,480
for the last
6 generations.

246
00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,810
Uh-huh.

247
00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:06,350
So tell me,

248
00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,650
where do you find
you get the most sun?

249
00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:09,900
Oh, I'd say

250
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just on the other side
of those trees.

251
00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:15,360
When the sun hits
that ridge just right,

252
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these hills sing.

253
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Well, that settles it.

254
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Really?

255
00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,290
Yep. Problem solved.

256
00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,500
Thanks for coming.

257
00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,540
That's it?

258
00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:25,040
That's all
you wanted me for?

259
00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,130
I just needed
an insider's opinion

260
00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:29,710
before I ok'd this spot
for my pool.

261
00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,170
Uh...your pool?

262
00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:33,170
Boo-yah!

263
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Welcome to
Kuzcotopia,

264
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my ultimate
summer getaway

265
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complete
with water slide.

266
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What?

267
00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,060
Isn't it great?

268
00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,220
It's my birthday gift
to me. Ha!

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I'm so happy.

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Uh...uh...

271
00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:50,060
um...l don't understand
how this could happen.

272
00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:51,820
Well, let me
clear it up for you.

273
00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,940
At my birthday
celebration tomorrow,

274
00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:54,940
I give the word,

275
00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,610
and your town
will be destroyed

276
00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,990
to make way for this...

277
00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:01,410
[Hums Carnival Tune]

278
00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:05,790
So, if I were you,

279
00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:07,080
I'd pick up some
change-of-address forms

280
00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,120
on the way home.

281
00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:10,380
But, um,
where will we live?

282
00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:12,250
Hmm...

283
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:13,420
Don't know,
don't care.

284
00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:14,420
How's that?

285
00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:16,170
Oh, but wait.
You can't--

286
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,680
When I give the word,

287
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,770
your little town thingy
will be bye-bye.

288
00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,060
Bye-bye!

289
00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:28,640
Oh, w--wait. No--

290
00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:30,400
Heh heh. Boohoo.

291
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,730
Kuzco: Oh, yeah
Everything was goin' my way

292
00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,740
Kuzco: Or so I thought

293
00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:38,780
He can't get rid of me
that easily.

294
00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:42,950
Who does that ungrateful
little worm think he is?

295
00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:43,950
Does he...

296
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,540
A little to the left.

297
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:49,330
...have any idea of
who he's dealing with?

298
00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:50,630
How could he
do this to me?

299
00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:53,460
Why, I practically
raised him.

300
00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,420
Yeah, you think he
would've turned out better.

301
00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:57,380
Yeah, go figure.

302
00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:59,470
Well, it's better you're
takin' out your anger

303
00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:01,470
on these things instead
of the real Kuzco, huh?

304
00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:03,890
[Gasps]
That's it, Kronk!

305
00:11:03,970 --> 00:11:04,890
- That's it!
- [Crash]

306
00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:07,850
I'll get rid of Kuzco.
Ha ha ha ha ha!

307
00:11:07,930 --> 00:11:09,730
The real Kuzco?

308
00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:12,230
Of course
the real Kuzco.

309
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,110
Don't you see?
It's perfect.

310
00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:16,610
With him out of the way
and no heir to the throne,

311
00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:19,950
I'll take over
and rule the empire.

312
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,280
Brilliant!

313
00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:22,870
So how does that work

314
00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:24,530
with you bein' fired
and all?

315
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:27,120
The only ones who know
about that are the three of us,

316
00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,960
soon to be the two of us.

317
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,040
And I'm one of
those two, right?

318
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,170
To the secret lab!

319
00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:36,960
Pull the lever, Kronk.

320
00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:38,090
Yzma: Wrong lever!

321
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,090
[Splash]

322
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,090
Huh?

323
00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:42,890
Why do we even
have that lever?

324
00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:44,180
[Yelps]

325
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,180
Get out of my way!

326
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,810
Skull: Please remain seated

327
00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:51,390
and keep your arms and legs
in at all times

328
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,480
Yzma: Whee!

329
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,770
Kronk: Faster, faster!

330
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,400
Yzma, put your hands
in the air!

331
00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:59,860
Kronk: Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

332
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,450
Ah, how shall I do it?

333
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:08,370
Oh, I know.

334
00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:10,200
Yzma: I'll turn him
into a flea,

335
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,120
a harmless little flea,

336
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,000
and then I'll
put that flea in a box,

337
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,090
and then I'll put that box
inside of another box,

338
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,920
and then I'll
mail that box to myself,

339
00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,050
and when it arrives,

340
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,210
Ah ha ha ha!

341
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,050
I'll smash it
with a hammer!

342
00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:25,550
It's brilliant, brilliant,
brilliant, I tell you!

343
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,550
Genius, I say!

344
00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:33,350
Or, to save on postage,

345
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,610
I'll just poison him
with this.

346
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,070
Take it, Kronk.

347
00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:39,570
Oh ho ho ho.
Feel the power.

348
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:40,570
Oh...

349
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:41,740
I can feel it.

350
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,950
Our moment of
triumph approaches.

351
00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:45,659
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

352
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,740
It's dinner time.

353
00:12:57,090 --> 00:13:00,090
So...is everything
ready for tonight?

354
00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,380
Oh, yeah. I thought
we'd start off

355
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:02,670
with soup
and a light salad

356
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,220
and then see how
we feel after that.

357
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,550
Not the dinner...

358
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,680
The you know.

359
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,100
Oh, right.
The poison--

360
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,520
The poison for Kuzco,

361
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,940
the poison chosen
specially to kill Kuzco,

362
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,100
Kuzco's poison.

363
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:17,230
That poison?

364
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,230
Yes! That poison.

365
00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:19,360
Got you covered.

366
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,690
Excellent.

367
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,820
A few drops in his drink,

368
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,240
then I'll propose a toast,

369
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,030
and he will be dead
before dessert.

370
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,490
Which is a real shame,

371
00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:28,660
because it's gonna
be delicious.

372
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:29,660
[Door Bangs Open]

373
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:30,790
Boom, bam, baby!

374
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,250
Kuzco: Let's
get to the grub

375
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:35,250
I am one hungry
king of the world.

376
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:39,630
So...no hard feelings
about being let go?

377
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,880
None whatsoever.

378
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,550
Kronk, get
the emperor a drink.

379
00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:49,760
Drink. Right.

380
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,270
[Pouring Drink]

381
00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:59,190
[Opening
Poison Stopper]

382
00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:00,190
[Pours Poison in Drink]

383
00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:01,480
[Explosion]

384
00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:06,650
Your Highness.

385
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,910
[Sniffs]

386
00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:09,240
Is something burning?

387
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,950
[Gasps]
My spinach puffs!

388
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,460
[Twangs Fork]

389
00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:17,750
Ahem.

390
00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:20,670
So... he seems...

391
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:21,750
nice.

392
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,670
Heh. He is.

393
00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:28,260
He's what,
in his late twenties?

394
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:31,180
Heh heh. I'm not sure.

395
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,510
Saved 'em!

396
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,510
- That's great.
- Yzma: Great!

397
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,640
- Good job.
- Very good job.

398
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:36,640
Watch it.
They're still hot.

399
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,390
Ahem.

400
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,600
Ahem!

401
00:14:39,690 --> 00:14:40,610
Heh heh heh.

402
00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:42,320
Kronk.
The emperor

403
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,610
needs his...
drink.

404
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:48,030
Right. Oh. Right.

405
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:57,620
Hey, Kronky,
everything ok back there?

406
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,170
Well, heh.

407
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,000
Oh, uh...

408
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,630
Ooh. The drinks
were a bit on the...

409
00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:04,800
hmm...

410
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,760
oh...ugh...warm side.

411
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,050
Heh heh.

412
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,180
Hey, did you see
that sky today?

413
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,180
Talk about blue.

414
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,640
Ha ha ha.
Yes, Kronk.

415
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,470
Riveting.

416
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,310
A toast to
the emperor!

417
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,520
Long live Kuzco!

418
00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,020
[Under His Breath]
Don't drink the wine.

419
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,190
[Coughing] Poison.

420
00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:32,780
Ah! Tasty.

421
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,040
Yzma: Finally!
Ha ha ha!

422
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,330
Good work,
Kronk.

423
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:38,580
Oh, they're
so easy to make.

424
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:39,580
I'll get you
the recipe.

425
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,830
Now to get rid
of the body.

426
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,880
Ok! What were we saying?

427
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,340
Uh...we were
just making a toast

428
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,550
Yzma:
to your long and

429
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,180
healthy rule

430
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,220
Right. So what
are you gonna do?

431
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,640
I mean, you've been
around here a long time,

432
00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:01,640
and I really mean
a long time. Um...

433
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:02,850
Ahem. [Humming]

434
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,150
Kuzco: It might
be difficult

435
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,070
for someone of your age

436
00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,860
adjusting to life
in the private sector.

437
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:09,900
Hey, Kronk, can you
top me off, pal?

438
00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:11,490
Be a friend? Heh heh.

439
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,780
[Yzma Muttering]

440
00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:14,160
Kuzco: Now, about you
finding new work

441
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,870
Hit him on the head.

442
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:17,080
that's--that's
gonna be tough

443
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,290
More broccoli?

444
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,250
Because you're
you know

445
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,120
Let's face it
You're no spring chicken,

446
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,380
and I mean that
in the best possible way.

447
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,630
What? A llama?

448
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,720
He's supposed
to be dead!

449
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,550
Yeah, weird.

450
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:35,930
Let me see that vial.

451
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,270
This isn't poison.

452
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:44,560
This is extract
of llama. Ugh!

453
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:45,730
You know,
in my defense,

454
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:47,150
your poisons
all look alike.

455
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:48,150
You might
think about

456
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:49,400
re labeling
some of them.

457
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:54,030
Take him out of town
and finish the job now!

458
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,030
What about dinner?

459
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,200
Kronk, this is
kind of important.

460
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,040
How about dessert?

461
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,830
Well, I suppose
there's time for dessert.

462
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,420
And coffee?

463
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,540
All right.
A quick cup of coffee.

464
00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:10,630
Then take him out of town
and finish the job!

465
00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,550
[Kronk Singing
Jazz Scat]

466
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,470
Kronk: Cha cha
cha cha

467
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,760
Kuzco: Guess where I am
right now

468
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:20,930
Uh-huh. In the bag

469
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:22,850
Still think I'm
not the victim here?

470
00:17:22,930 --> 00:17:24,690
Watch. It gets better.

471
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,980
Hey! Ba-da ba-da
ba-da-da

472
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,570
Kuzco: Ugh, he's doing
his own theme music?

473
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,570
[Holds Note]

474
00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:37,780
Ba-da
ba-da ba-da ba

475
00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:39,030
Ba-da-ba

476
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,830
Kuzco: Gig, dumb,
and tone deaf

477
00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:44,540
I am so glad I was
unconscious for all of this

478
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,540
Kronk: Huhh!

479
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,960
Mission accomplished.

480
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,430
Kronk angel: You're not
just gonna let him

481
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,430
die like that,
are you?

482
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,730
My shoulder angel.

483
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:07,770
Kronk devil: Don't
listen to that guy

484
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:08,940
He's trying
to lead you

485
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,730
down the path
of righteousness.

486
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,690
I'm gonna lead you
down the path that rocks.

487
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,820
Oh, come off it.

488
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:15,990
You come off it!

489
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:16,990
- You.
- You.

490
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:18,320
- You.
- You infinity.

491
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:19,320
Uhh!

492
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:21,740
Listen up, big guy.

493
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:24,200
I got 3 good reasons why
you should just walk away.

494
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,200
" Number one..."

495
00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,250
Look at that guy!

496
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,370
He's got that sissy
stringy music thing.

497
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,580
We've been
through this.

498
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,630
It's a harp,
and you know it.

499
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,500
Oh, right.
That's a harp...

500
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:34,550
and that's a dress.

501
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,800
Robe!

502
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,720
Reason number 2.

503
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,050
Look what
I can do.

504
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:40,220
Ha ha ha!

505
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,350
But... what does that
have to do with anything?

506
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:44,430
No, no.
He's got a point.

507
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,930
Listen, you guys.

508
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,810
You're sort of confusing me,
so be gone!

509
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,400
Uh, or, uh, you know.

510
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,020
However I get rid
of you guys.

511
00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:53,940
That'll work.

512
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:16,800
Kuzco: Um, what's with
the chimp and the bug?

513
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,840
Can we get back tome?

514
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,140
Oh, boy.
Think, think, think.

515
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,390
What to do, what to do?

516
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:25,390
What do we do
with the body?

517
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,810
[Sighs]

518
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,650
What am I gonna
tell the village?

519
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,320
Come on, Kronky.
Come on, Kronky. ok.

520
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,610
Kronk: What do I
do? What do I do?

521
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,700
- Aah!
- [Mrreoww]

522
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,080
Kronk: Back!
Elbow! Shoulder!

523
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,660
- Unh!
- [Meow]

524
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,710
[Gasps]

525
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,130
Oh. Hey! Hey, you!

526
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:57,260
Kronk: Hey!
Excuse me. Excuse me.

527
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,840
Stop! Pardon me. Excuse me.
Sorry about that.

528
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,390
Comin' through.
Hey, you with the cart!

529
00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,430
Kronk: Uh-oh

530
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:05,640
This is not good.

531
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,850
Uhh. Hope that doesn't
come back to haunt me.

532
00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:03,070
Tipo: Mom, Mom!
I think I'm still growing!

533
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,570
Measure me again!

534
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,240
Chicha: Ha!
All right, Tipo.

535
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:07,530
Stand still
and let's see.

536
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,120
Mom, you and I
both know

537
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,450
that it's
impossible for him

538
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,700
to have grown in
the last 5 minutes.

539
00:21:11,790 --> 00:21:13,290
Mmm! Mmm!

540
00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:14,710
Isn't it?

541
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,670
[Gasps] Look how much
you've grown!

542
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:18,710
What? Tipo, get
out of the way.

543
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,590
It's my turn again.
Measure me.

544
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,420
Dad's home!

545
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,760
[Kids Laughing]

546
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,220
Hey, ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

547
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,100
Pacha: Come here
Ha ha ha!

548
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,850
[All Three Laughing]

549
00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:32,430
Dad! I ate
a bug today!

550
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,060
Oh! Was Mom
baking again?

551
00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:35,600
Heh. Don't tell her
I said that.

552
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:36,850
Chicha:
I heard that.

553
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:38,900
Ok, everybody,
move aside

554
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:41,480
Lady with a baby
comin' through.

555
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:42,820
Dad, Dad, Dad!

556
00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:44,400
Look at
how big I am!

557
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:45,610
We were all
measured today.

558
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,610
Oh.

559
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,200
I'm going through
a growth spurt.

560
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,660
I'm as big
as you were

561
00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:50,660
when you were me.

562
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:52,250
Mm-hmm. Sure are.

563
00:21:52,330 --> 00:21:55,120
That's not as impressive
as my loose tooth. See?

564
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,330
Ok, ok, you two.

565
00:21:58,460 --> 00:21:59,920
Our deal was that
you could stay awake

566
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,130
until Daddy came home.

567
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,170
Now say good night.

568
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,470
Both: Dad,
do we have to?

569
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,340
[Whimpering]

570
00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:10,720
No, you two can stay up.

571
00:22:10,850 --> 00:22:13,310
We're just gonna be sittin'
here tellin' each other

572
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:14,770
how much we love each other.

573
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:15,850
Right, honey?

574
00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:16,980
[Coos]

575
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,020
- Ew!
- Blecch!

576
00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:19,020
Both: Good night.

577
00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,110
[Both Laughing]

578
00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:22,530
So what did
the emperor want?

579
00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:23,530
Ahem.

580
00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:25,610
You know what?
He couldn't see me.

581
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:26,700
Couldn't see you?

582
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,160
- Why not?
- I don't know.

583
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,570
Well, that's
just rude.

584
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:30,990
Well, he is
the emperor.

585
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:31,990
I'm sure he's busy.

586
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,200
No, no, no, no. No.

587
00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:35,620
Emperor or no emperor,
it's called common courtesy.

588
00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:36,710
Honey...

589
00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:38,290
If that were me,
I'd march right back there

590
00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:40,080
and demand to see him,
and you know I would.

591
00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:41,630
Sweetie, sweetie,
think of the baby.

592
00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:43,210
Pacha, I'm fine.

593
00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,800
This baby's not coming
for a while,

594
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,220
but even if it was,

595
00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:48,130
I'd give that guy
a piece of my mind.

596
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:50,010
That kind of behavior
just--just--

597
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,060
Uhh! [Snarls]

598
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,640
I gotta go
wash something.

599
00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:10,320
Pacha?

600
00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:11,450
You ok?

601
00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:12,910
Hmm?

602
00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:15,240
Oh, yeah. I'm just
a little tired from the trip.

603
00:23:15,370 --> 00:23:19,080
Um...I’m gonna go
put Misty away.

604
00:23:30,970 --> 00:23:33,390
Uh, heh heh. Hi.
Excuse me.

605
00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:34,390
2 seconds here.

606
00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:36,430
Um, I'm the one
in the cart. Remember?

607
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,100
This story's about me,
not him.

608
00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:41,400
ok. You got it?
All right.

609
00:23:41,481 --> 00:23:42,940
We're gonna move ahead.
Sorry to slow you down.

610
00:23:45,230 --> 00:23:46,570
Heh heh heh.

611
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,410
Huh?

612
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,040
Whoa.

613
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:02,080
Uhh. Oh.

614
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:03,460
Where'd you come from,
little guy?

615
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:05,920
No touchy.

616
00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:07,300
Aah! Demon llama!

617
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:08,880
Demon llama? Where?

618
00:24:09,010 --> 00:24:10,430
- Aah!
- Aah!

619
00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:12,640
[Panting]

620
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,140
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Ooh hoo hoo!

621
00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:18,020
Ow! Ow, my head.

622
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,020
Ok, demon llama.

623
00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:20,980
Just take it easy.

624
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:23,900
I mean you no harm.

625
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:25,570
What are you
talking about--

626
00:24:25,690 --> 00:24:27,980
Oh, wait. I know you.

627
00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:29,320
You're that whiny
peasant.

628
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,360
[Gasps]

629
00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:32,280
Emperor Kuzco?

630
00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:34,320
Yeah. Who do you think
you were talkin' to?

631
00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:36,620
Uh...how did--

632
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,330
Um...

633
00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:39,790
you don't...

634
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:41,870
look like
the emperor.

635
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,670
What do you mean I don't
look like the emperor?

636
00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:45,130
Uh...oh...

637
00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:46,670
do this...

638
00:24:46,790 --> 00:24:48,550
What is this,
some kind of little game

639
00:24:48,670 --> 00:24:49,840
you country folk like to--

640
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,800
Aah! It can't be! Aah!

641
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:54,510
Aah! Aah!

642
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,720
My face! Aah! My beautiful,
beautiful face!

643
00:24:57,850 --> 00:24:58,720
Ok, ok, ok.

644
00:24:58,850 --> 00:25:00,310
I'm an ugly,
stinky llama!

645
00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:01,730
Wait, ok,
Your Majesty.

646
00:25:01,850 --> 00:25:03,020
- Llama face!
- Shh!

647
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:05,270
What happened?

648
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,770
I'm tryin' to
figure that out, ok?

649
00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:10,150
[Laughing Hysterically]

650
00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:11,280
Ohh-ho!

651
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,650
I can't remember.

652
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,280
I can't remember
anything.

653
00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:15,700
Wait a minute.

654
00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,490
I remember you.

655
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:18,830
I remember
telling you

656
00:25:18,910 --> 00:25:20,040
that I was
building my pool

657
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,120
where
your house was,

658
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,870
and then you
got mad at me.

659
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,580
Ohh!

660
00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:26,710
And you turned me
into a llama!

661
00:25:26,830 --> 00:25:29,050
What? No, I did not.

662
00:25:29,170 --> 00:25:30,460
Yes, and then
you kidnapped me.

663
00:25:30,550 --> 00:25:31,920
Why would I
kidnap a llama?

664
00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:33,300
I have no idea.

665
00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:35,260
You're the criminal
mastermind, not me.

666
00:25:35,390 --> 00:25:36,470
What?

667
00:25:36,550 --> 00:25:38,470
Hmm. You're right.

668
00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:40,560
That's giving you
way too much credit.

669
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,930
ok. I have to get back
to the palace.

670
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:45,850
Yzma's got
that "secret lab."

671
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:47,730
I'll just
snap my fingers

672
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:49,020
and order her
to change me back.

673
00:25:49,150 --> 00:25:51,230
Hey, you.
No time to waste.

674
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,360
Let's go.

675
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,780
Hey, tiny, I want
to get out of this body.

676
00:25:57,910 --> 00:25:59,280
Wouldn't you?
Now let's go.

677
00:26:01,950 --> 00:26:04,710
Build your summerhouse
somewhere else.

678
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:07,130
You want to run that
by me again?

679
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,670
I can't let you go back

680
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,300
unless you change
your mind

681
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:16,010
and build your summer
home somewhere else.

682
00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:18,260
Hmm. I got
a little secret for you.

683
00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:20,930
Come here.
No, closer.

684
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:23,310
I don't make deals
with peasants!

685
00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:26,730
Then I guess I can't
take you back.

686
00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:28,440
Fine.
I don't need you.

687
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,060
I can find
my own way back.

688
00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:31,320
I wouldn't recommend it.

689
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,780
It's a little dangerous
if you don't know the way.

690
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:34,900
Nice try, pal.

691
00:26:35,030 --> 00:26:36,320
No, really.
I'm telling you,

692
00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:38,160
Pacha: There are
jaguars and snakes

693
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,160
and quicksand

694
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,160
[High Voice]
I'm not listening.

695
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,160
I'm not kidding.

696
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,120
Listen, you cannot
go in there.

697
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,120
La la la la

698
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:47,540
Oh. Heh heh.
Still not listening.

699
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:49,040
Aw, you...

700
00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:50,920
Fine. Fine.

701
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,750
Go ahead!

702
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,460
If there's no Kuzco,

703
00:26:54,590 --> 00:26:56,340
there's no Kuzcotopia.

704
00:26:56,470 --> 00:26:58,890
Takes care
of my problem.

705
00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:06,230
Hmm.

706
00:27:12,270 --> 00:27:13,320
[Kuzco Laughs]

707
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,070
Scary jungle.
Right.

708
00:27:15,190 --> 00:27:18,200
Ooh, a leaf.
Ooh, it might attack me.

709
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,950
Oh, it's a scary tree.

710
00:27:20,030 --> 00:27:22,830
[High Voice]
I'm afraid. Ha ha.

711
00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:25,370
Please. Never find my way?
I'm the emperor,

712
00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:26,450
and as such,

713
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:30,580
I'm born with an innate
sense of direction.

714
00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:32,130
Ok, where am I?

715
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,050
- [Buzzing]
- [Gasps] Wha--

716
00:27:37,170 --> 00:27:39,050
Help me!
Help me!

717
00:27:39,130 --> 00:27:40,720
Help me!

718
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,510
[Crunch]

719
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,510
Uhh.

720
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,180
Fly: Too late.

721
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:47,930
Ok, that was the freakiest
thing I've ever seen.

722
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:48,940
[Gasps]

723
00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:50,900
[Animal Roars]

724
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,230
Aah!

725
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,360
Hmm.
What do you want?

726
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,450
[Chatters]

727
00:27:59,570 --> 00:28:00,990
Oh, for me?

728
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,410
Why, I don't know
what to say.

729
00:28:02,490 --> 00:28:04,240
[Laughs]

730
00:28:04,370 --> 00:28:05,410
Ow!

731
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:06,540
Hit the road, bucky.

732
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:07,790
[Mutters]

733
00:28:07,910 --> 00:28:10,080
[Raspberry]

734
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:12,130
Aah! Ow!

735
00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:13,580
Huh?

736
00:28:13,710 --> 00:28:14,590
Huh?

737
00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:16,670
[Snoring]

738
00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:17,670
Kuzco: Huh?

739
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:19,760
Uh-oh.

740
00:28:27,350 --> 00:28:28,270
[Chatters]

741
00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,890
No, no.
No, no, no, no.

742
00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:30,940
[Chatters]

743
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:31,980
No, no.
No, don't.

744
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,600
[Chatters]

745
00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:35,610
[Loud Pop]

746
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:39,110
Ha! [Gasps]

747
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,490
[Jaguars Roaring]

748
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:42,700
Aah!

749
00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:45,490
Kuzco: No!

750
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:53,540
Aah!

751
00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:54,750
[Jaguar Roars]

752
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,170
Kuzco: Aah!

753
00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:02,300
[Roaring]

754
00:29:02,430 --> 00:29:03,760
[Meow]

755
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,810
You killer jaguars...

756
00:29:07,930 --> 00:29:09,520
Whoa!

757
00:29:14,850 --> 00:29:17,190
Pacha:Aah-eee!

758
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,280
Aah!

759
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:23,200
[Pacha Screams Tarzan Yell]

760
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,620
Aah!

761
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,990
[Jaguars Growling]

762
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,290
Pacha: Yee-aah!

763
00:29:30,410 --> 00:29:32,620
Kuzco: Aah!

764
00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:34,580
Don't worry,
Your Highness. I gotcha.

765
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:35,710
You're safe now.

766
00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:42,380
Maybe I'm just new to
this whole rescuing thing,

767
00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:43,840
but this, to me,

768
00:29:43,970 --> 00:29:45,760
might be considered
kind of a step backwards,

769
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,760
wouldn't you say?

770
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,300
No, no, no.
It's--It's ok.

771
00:29:48,390 --> 00:29:49,470
This--This is
all right.

772
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,100
We can figure this out.

773
00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:54,730
I hate you.

774
00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:58,480
- No!
- Yaah!

775
00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:01,320
Kuzco: Aah! Ow!

776
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,360
[Both Scream]

777
00:30:04,450 --> 00:30:07,570
[Bubbly Scream]

778
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:10,330
Kuzco:
Whoo hoo hoo!

779
00:30:10,410 --> 00:30:12,000
Aah!

780
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,410
Ow!

781
00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:14,750
Ow!

782
00:30:14,870 --> 00:30:15,830
Uhh!

783
00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:19,540
[Both Cough]

784
00:30:19,630 --> 00:30:21,090
[Spits]

785
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:22,340
I don't know about you,

786
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:23,880
but I'm getting
all funned out.

787
00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:25,170
Uh-oh.

788
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:26,840
Don't tell me.

789
00:30:26,970 --> 00:30:28,550
We're about to go over
a huge waterfall.

790
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,350
- Yep.
- Sharp rocks at the bottom?

791
00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:31,560
Most likely.

792
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,180
Bring it on.

793
00:30:34,270 --> 00:30:36,020
Boo-yah!

794
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:37,730
Whoo!

795
00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:39,980
[Splash]

796
00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:48,700
[Gasps]

797
00:30:50,410 --> 00:30:51,330
[Gasps]

798
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,120
[Inhales]

799
00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:03,210
[Sighs]

800
00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:07,090
Your Highness.

801
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:09,720
Your Highness,
can you hear me?

802
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,600
Oh, boy.
Come on, breathe.

803
00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:14,180
Breathe!

804
00:31:15,350 --> 00:31:17,600
Ohh. Why me?

805
00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:25,900
Ooh!

806
00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:26,900
All right.

807
00:31:26,990 --> 00:31:28,700
[Inhales]

808
00:31:30,370 --> 00:31:31,660
- Ohh!
- Aah!

809
00:31:31,780 --> 00:31:33,660
[Both Spit]

810
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,450
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

811
00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:39,330
[Gargles]

812
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,460
Pacha:
For the last time,

813
00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:43,460
it was not a kiss.

814
00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:45,090
Well, whatever
you call it...

815
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:46,130
[Spits]

816
00:31:46,210 --> 00:31:48,090
it was disgusting.

817
00:31:48,170 --> 00:31:49,180
And if
you would've done

818
00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:50,760
what I ordered you to do
in the first place,

819
00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:52,010
we all could've
been spared

820
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:55,470
your little
kiss of life.

821
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,520
Pacha: Aw!

822
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,270
But now that
you're here,

823
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:00,100
you will take me
back to the palace.

824
00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:01,190
I'll have Yzma
change me back,

825
00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:02,810
and then I'll start
construction

826
00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:04,360
on Kuzcotopia.

827
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,360
Oh, yeah.

828
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,400
Ok, now, look,

829
00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,900
I think we got off
on the wrong foot here.

830
00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:11,240
Mm-hmm.

831
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,570
I just think if you really
thought about it,

832
00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:14,740
you'd decide
to build your home

833
00:32:14,830 --> 00:32:16,200
on a different hilltop.

834
00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:17,290
And why would I
do that?

835
00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:20,670
Because...

836
00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:22,250
deep down,
I think you'll realize

837
00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:23,880
that you're forcing
an entire village

838
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,750
out of their homes
just for you.

839
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,630
And that's...

840
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,630
bad?

841
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,180
[Laughs]
Well, yeah.

842
00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:34,640
Nobody's
that heartless.

843
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,680
Mmm.

844
00:32:36,970 --> 00:32:37,970
Now take me back.

845
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,020
What?
Wait, wait.

846
00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:40,730
How can you
be this way?

847
00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:42,560
All you care about
is building your summer home

848
00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:44,400
and filling it
with stuff for you.

849
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,020
Uh, yeah. Doh.
Me.

850
00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:48,320
Everyone else
in the kingdom gets it.

851
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,570
You're the only one
that doesn't seem to be

852
00:32:49,690 --> 00:32:50,900
with the program,

853
00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:52,320
eh, Pacha?

854
00:32:52,410 --> 00:32:53,410
You know what?

855
00:32:53,530 --> 00:32:55,530
Someday, you're going
to wind up all alone,

856
00:32:55,660 --> 00:32:58,540
and you'll have no one
to blame but yourself.

857
00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:00,250
Thanks for that.
I'll log that away.

858
00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:01,750
Now, for the final time,

859
00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:04,710
I order you to take me
back to the palace.

860
00:33:04,830 --> 00:33:06,920
Looks to me like
you're stuck out here,

861
00:33:07,050 --> 00:33:08,210
because unless
you change your mind,

862
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:10,720
I'm not taking you back.

863
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,430
[Imitates] Because unless
you change your mind,

864
00:33:14,550 --> 00:33:15,890
I'm not
taking you back.

865
00:33:16,010 --> 00:33:19,270
Me, me, me.
Moo, moo, moo.

866
00:33:19,390 --> 00:33:20,850
Huh? What?

867
00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:22,690
I didn't do anything.
I didn't--

868
00:33:22,810 --> 00:33:23,940
Somebody's
throwing stuff.

869
00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:25,900
You going to build a fire
or what? What's going on?

870
00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:28,020
[Sighs]

871
00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:30,030
He's never going
to change his mind.

872
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:35,070
Ohh. How am I ever going
to get out of here?

873
00:33:37,330 --> 00:33:38,280
[Muttering,
Shivering]

874
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,800
[Stops Shivering]

875
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,980
Yzma: And so,

876
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:06,520
it is
with great sadness

877
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,690
that we mourn
the sudden departure

878
00:34:08,820 --> 00:34:10,270
of our beloved prince...

879
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,650
[Sobbing]

880
00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:13,700
taken from us
so tragically

881
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,660
on the very eve
of his 18th birthday.

882
00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:17,950
Poor little guy.

883
00:34:18,030 --> 00:34:20,280
His legacy will live on
in our hearts...

884
00:34:20,370 --> 00:34:21,580
He never had
a chance.

885
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,460
for all eternity.

886
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:25,460
[Sniffles]

887
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,830
Well, he ain't gettin'
any deader.

888
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:28,920
Back to work.

889
00:34:36,550 --> 00:34:37,470
[Blows]

890
00:34:42,770 --> 00:34:44,560
Yzma:
Kronk, darlin',

891
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,850
I must admit
you had me worried

892
00:34:46,980 --> 00:34:49,020
when you mixed up
those poisons,

893
00:34:49,110 --> 00:34:51,690
but now that
Kuzco is dead,

894
00:34:51,770 --> 00:34:53,230
all is forgiven.

895
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,990
Ah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's...

896
00:34:55,070 --> 00:34:57,320
Heh. He's dead,
all right. Heh heh.

897
00:34:57,410 --> 00:34:59,620
I mean, you can't get
much deader than he--

898
00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:01,200
than he is right now.

899
00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:03,540
Unless, of course,
we killed him again.

900
00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:06,500
I suppose.

901
00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:08,880
Hey, look,
the royal dresser's here.

902
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,250
Kronk...

903
00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:13,170
I should tell you right now
I'm kind of hard to fit.

904
00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:14,170
Kronk...

905
00:35:14,260 --> 00:35:17,380
I wear a 66 long
and a 31 waist.

906
00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:20,390
Kuzco is dead, right?

907
00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:21,930
Tell me Kuzco's dead.

908
00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:25,220
I need to hear
these words.

909
00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:27,980
Do you need to hear
all those words exactly?

910
00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:29,520
He's still alive?

911
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,980
Well, he's not as dead
as we would've hoped.

912
00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:33,440
Kronk...

913
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,490
I just thought
I'd give you the heads-up

914
00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:37,070
in case Kuzco
ever came back.

915
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,070
He can't come back!

916
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,070
Yeah. That would be
kind of awkward--

917
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,990
especially after
that lovely eulogy.

918
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,620
You think?

919
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,660
You and I are going out
to find him.

920
00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:48,500
If he talks,
we are through!

921
00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:49,710
Now let's move!

922
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,750
Dad, look out!

923
00:35:51,790 --> 00:35:52,880
[Panting]

924
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,710
Tipo, what is it?

925
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,800
I had a dream that
Dad was tied to a log

926
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,510
and was careening
out of control

927
00:35:58,630 --> 00:36:00,680
down a raging river
of death!

928
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,050
All right, all right,
it's ok.

929
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:03,260
- It was awful!
- Shh!

930
00:36:03,350 --> 00:36:04,930
It's ok, it's ok.
Tipo, calm down.

931
00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:06,560
It was just a dream.

932
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:07,810
Your dad's fine.

933
00:36:07,890 --> 00:36:09,600
He just went back
to see the emperor.

934
00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:13,440
Oh. Like you
told him to,

935
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,900
'cause you're
always right.

936
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:16,280
That's right.

937
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,110
Well, in my dream,
Dad had to kiss a llama.

938
00:36:18,190 --> 00:36:20,070
Yeah, like that
would ever happen.

939
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,820
- It could.
- Nuh-uh.

940
00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:23,160
- Yeah-huh.
- Nuh-uh.

941
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,530
Yeah-huh.

942
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,000
[Continue Bickering
Quickly]

943
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,000
Good night, you two.

944
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,080
- Night, Mom!
- Night, Mom!

945
00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:30,960
- Yeah-huh. Yeah-huh.
- Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh.

946
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,000
[Screeching]

947
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,260
Ooh!

948
00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:41,050
[Coughs]

949
00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:42,090
B-B-Brr!

950
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:44,050
Kuzco:
Uh, hey

951
00:36:48,930 --> 00:36:49,980
Thanks.

952
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:52,060
Oh.

953
00:36:52,190 --> 00:36:53,600
No problem.

954
00:36:55,310 --> 00:36:56,610
Feels like wool.

955
00:36:56,690 --> 00:36:57,900
Yeah.

956
00:36:57,980 --> 00:36:59,240
Alpaca?

957
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,740
Oh, yeah, it is.

958
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:03,410
Oh, yeah,
I thought so.

959
00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:04,780
It's nice.

960
00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:06,370
My wife made it.

961
00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:07,740
Oh, she knits?

962
00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:09,450
Crochets.

963
00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,710
Crochets?
Nice.

964
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,540
Thanks.

965
00:37:13,670 --> 00:37:16,460
[Ribbit]

966
00:37:16,590 --> 00:37:18,800
[Ribbit Ribbit]

967
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,720
So...

968
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,260
So, I was thinking that
when I got back to the city,

969
00:37:25,390 --> 00:37:26,600
we'd, uh...

970
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,810
I mean, there's
lots of hilltops,

971
00:37:27,890 --> 00:37:30,480
and maybe I might,
you know...

972
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,770
I--I might...

973
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:34,770
Are you saying...

974
00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:36,360
you've changed
your mind?

975
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,230
Oh, well, l--I...

976
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,690
Because you know
that means

977
00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:42,650
you're doing something
nice for someone else.

978
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:44,530
No, I know that.
I know.

979
00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:46,530
And you're all right
with that?

980
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:47,530
Yes.

981
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:54,960
What?

982
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,250
Don't shake
unless you mean it.

983
00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:09,560
All right.

984
00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,730
Let's get you
back to the palace.

985
00:38:13,810 --> 00:38:16,350
Oh, by the way,
thanks.

986
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,360
No...

987
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,110
thank you

988
00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:34,460
Pacha: ok.
Once we cross this bridge,

989
00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:35,920
it's only an hour
to the palace.

990
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,380
Kuzco: Good, because
believe it or not,

991
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:38,630
I think I need a bath.

992
00:38:38,710 --> 00:38:39,630
I believe it.

993
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,050
- What was that?
- Nothing.

994
00:38:41,170 --> 00:38:42,710
Ohh!

995
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,220
Pacha:
Whoa!

996
00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:45,380
Kuzco!

997
00:38:47,010 --> 00:38:48,470
Pacha: Kuzco!

998
00:38:48,550 --> 00:38:50,010
- Yeah?
- Quick, help me up!

999
00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:53,890
No. I don't think
I will.

1000
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:55,350
You're going
to leave me here?

1001
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,560
Well, I was going to have
you imprisoned for life,

1002
00:38:57,690 --> 00:38:59,230
but I kind of
like this better.

1003
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,440
I thought you were
a changed man.

1004
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,530
Oh, come on.
I had to say something

1005
00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:04,280
to get you to take me
back to the city.

1006
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,200
So all of it
was a lie?

1007
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,320
Well, yeah.
No, wait.

1008
00:39:10,490 --> 00:39:12,660
Uh, yeah, yeah.
It all was a lie.

1009
00:39:12,790 --> 00:39:14,410
Toodles.

1010
00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:15,960
We shook hands on it!

1011
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,210
[Echoes]

1012
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,670
You know, the funny thing
about shaking hands is...

1013
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,340
you need hands.

1014
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:25,880
Ha! ok.

1015
00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:27,630
Buh-bye.

1016
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:28,970
Aah!

1017
00:39:29,050 --> 00:39:30,600
Are you ok?
Are you all right?

1018
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,140
Yeah.

1019
00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:33,180
Yeah. I think
I'm all right.

1020
00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:35,020
Pacha: Good!

1021
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,890
That's for going back
on your promise!

1022
00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:38,190
Yii!

1023
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:40,310
Yeah. That's for
kidnapping me

1024
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,690
and taking me
to your village...

1025
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:43,570
which I'm still gonna
destroy, by the way.

1026
00:39:43,690 --> 00:39:45,610
Ah ha ha ha!
No touchy.

1027
00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:46,610
Ooh!

1028
00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:47,900
Why did I risk my life

1029
00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:49,610
for a selfish brat
like you?

1030
00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:51,660
I was always taught that there
was some good in everyone,

1031
00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:53,370
but, ooh,
you proved me wrong.

1032
00:39:53,450 --> 00:39:55,540
Oh, boohoo.
Now I feel really bad.

1033
00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:56,700
Bad llama.

1034
00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:58,250
I could've let you die
out there in that jungle,

1035
00:39:58,370 --> 00:40:00,000
and then all my problems
would be over.

1036
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,380
Well, that makes you
ugly and stupid.

1037
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:03,630
Let's end this.

1038
00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:04,840
Ladies first.

1039
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,010
- [Bell Dings]
- Aah! - Yaah!

1040
00:40:08,090 --> 00:40:10,090
[Both Grunting]

1041
00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:13,300
[Honks]

1042
00:40:14,430 --> 00:40:15,310
[Rope Snaps]

1043
00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:16,310
Ohh!

1044
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,560
- Aah!
- Aah!

1045
00:40:22,650 --> 00:40:24,020
[Both Screaming]

1046
00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:25,440
- Ow! Ow!
- Ow! Ow!

1047
00:40:25,530 --> 00:40:28,490
- Whoa!
- Ohh!

1048
00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:31,450
[Alligators Roar]

1049
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:33,240
Kuzco: What are we
gonna do?

1050
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,740
Aah!

1051
00:40:34,830 --> 00:40:36,410
What are we gonna do?
We're gonna die!

1052
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:39,910
We're gonna die!
That's it for me!

1053
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,920
Pacha:
No, we're not

1054
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,710
Calm down.

1055
00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:45,750
I have an idea.
Give me your arm.

1056
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,260
Ok, now
the other one.

1057
00:40:49,630 --> 00:40:52,430
When I say go,
push against my back,

1058
00:40:52,510 --> 00:40:54,470
and we'll walk
up the hill.

1059
00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:55,600
Ready?

1060
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:56,640
Go.

1061
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,640
Ow!

1062
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:00,020
You did that
on purpose.

1063
00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:02,350
- Aah!
- No, I didn't!

1064
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,650
Now, we're gonna have
to work together

1065
00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:05,730
to get out of this,
so follow my lead.

1066
00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:07,110
Ready?

1067
00:41:07,190 --> 00:41:08,280
- Right foot.
- Whose right?

1068
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,860
Your right
or mine?

1069
00:41:09,990 --> 00:41:11,070
I don't care.
Mine.

1070
00:41:11,150 --> 00:41:12,280
Well, why yours?

1071
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,490
Ok, your right!
Ready?

1072
00:41:13,610 --> 00:41:14,490
Ok, got it.

1073
00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:16,330
Ok, right.

1074
00:41:16,450 --> 00:41:18,081
Left. Right.

1075
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,660
Ha ha!
Look, we're moving!

1076
00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:21,660
[Roar]

1077
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:22,670
Aah!

1078
00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:24,420
Don't look down!
Now, stay with me.

1079
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:25,420
Stay with me.

1080
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,210
Right. Left.

1081
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:29,050
Right. Left.

1082
00:41:29,170 --> 00:41:31,340
Right. Left.

1083
00:41:31,470 --> 00:41:33,090
Right!

1084
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:35,800
Now what, genius?

1085
00:41:35,890 --> 00:41:37,680
Working on it.

1086
00:41:37,810 --> 00:41:39,970
Ok, here's the deal.

1087
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:41,520
Stretch out your neck,

1088
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,230
and I'll grab the rope.

1089
00:41:43,350 --> 00:41:44,770
How do I know
you won't let me fall

1090
00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:45,980
after you grab
the rope?

1091
00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:49,070
You're just gonna
have to trust me!

1092
00:41:49,190 --> 00:41:51,780
[Strains]

1093
00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:53,570
Kuzco: You know,
it's a good thing

1094
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:55,030
you're not
a big, fat guy,

1095
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,030
or this would be
really difficult.

1096
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,040
Kuzco: Aah! Aah!

1097
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,500
Almost.

1098
00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:01,910
Got it!

1099
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,120
It's stuck.

1100
00:42:04,210 --> 00:42:07,210
Take your time.
No hurry here.

1101
00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,050
Scorpions!
Aah ha ha!

1102
00:42:10,170 --> 00:42:11,090
Kuzco!

1103
00:42:11,210 --> 00:42:12,420
Aah!

1104
00:42:12,550 --> 00:42:14,130
Oh, no!

1105
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,220
Uhh!

1106
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,640
Aah!

1107
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,850
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

1108
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:24,390
Kuzco: Huh?

1109
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,060
Aah!

1110
00:42:28,150 --> 00:42:29,690
Aah!

1111
00:42:29,770 --> 00:42:33,070
Whoa!

1112
00:42:38,070 --> 00:42:39,990
[Both Laugh]

1113
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,370
- [Rumbling]
- Huh?

1114
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,370
Look out!

1115
00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,830
Ohh!

1116
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,210
Pacha: Ohh

1117
00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:51,000
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

1118
00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,510
Ooh, look at me
and my bad self.

1119
00:42:52,590 --> 00:42:55,340
I snatched you
right out of the air.

1120
00:42:55,430 --> 00:42:57,300
"Ooh, I'm
a crumbly canyon wall,

1121
00:42:57,430 --> 00:42:59,010
and I'm taking you
with me."

1122
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:00,050
Well, not today, pal.

1123
00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:01,220
Uh-huh.

1124
00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:02,850
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

1125
00:43:02,930 --> 00:43:03,850
Kuzco: Uh-huh

1126
00:43:03,930 --> 00:43:05,980
You just saved my life.

1127
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:07,020
Huh?

1128
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,400
So?

1129
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,690
- I knew it.
- Knew what?

1130
00:43:10,770 --> 00:43:12,070
That there is some good
in you after all.

1131
00:43:12,150 --> 00:43:13,070
- Kuzco: Oh, no
- Admit it.

1132
00:43:13,150 --> 00:43:14,400
- Wrong.
- Yes, there is.

1133
00:43:14,530 --> 00:43:15,860
- Nuh-uh.
- I think there is.

1134
00:43:15,950 --> 00:43:17,570
- Hey, you could've let me fall.
- Nuh-uh!

1135
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:18,740
Come on,
what's the big deal?

1136
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:20,530
Nobody's that heartless.

1137
00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:22,240
[Gasps]

1138
00:43:22,330 --> 00:43:24,250
Don't read
too much into it.

1139
00:43:24,330 --> 00:43:25,870
It was a one-time thing.

1140
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,420
Right. Sure.

1141
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,460
Well, we better get going.

1142
00:43:30,590 --> 00:43:31,710
With that bridge out,

1143
00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:33,090
it's a 4-daywalk
to the palace.

1144
00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:34,920
What?

1145
00:43:35,050 --> 00:43:36,420
You mean you're still
taking me back?

1146
00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:37,970
I shook on it,
didn't I?

1147
00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:40,260
Well, yeah,
but I hope you realize

1148
00:43:40,390 --> 00:43:41,600
that doesn't
change a thing.

1149
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,560
I'm still building
Kuzcotopia

1150
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,600
when I get back.

1151
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,270
Well, 4 days
is a long time.

1152
00:43:46,350 --> 00:43:47,940
Who knows? Maybe
you'll change your mind.

1153
00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:48,980
Uh-huh.

1154
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,730
4 days.

1155
00:43:50,810 --> 00:43:52,610
What are the chances
of you carrying me?

1156
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:54,150
Not good.

1157
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,570
Yzma: No, no, no!

1158
00:43:58,700 --> 00:43:59,860
We've searched
every village

1159
00:43:59,990 --> 00:44:01,200
surrounding the palace

1160
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,080
and still
no sign of Kuzco.

1161
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,330
Where is he?

1162
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,330
Kronk!

1163
00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:07,500
Kronk here.

1164
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:09,420
I'm getting tired.
Pull over.

1165
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:10,830
Sure thing.
Kronk out.

1166
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,670
Ooh! Aah!

1167
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,880
Aah! Ohh!

1168
00:44:19,010 --> 00:44:20,930
[Straining]

1169
00:44:22,850 --> 00:44:24,010
Perfect.

1170
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:26,890
These are my best shoes.

1171
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,310
I hate this jungle.

1172
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,310
[Insects Buzzing]

1173
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,110
Oh, look.

1174
00:44:34,230 --> 00:44:36,230
A golden-throated
small-winged warbler.

1175
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,280
Just one more
for exotic bird bingo.

1176
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,280
Aah!

1177
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,030
I am loving this.

1178
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,120
[Gasps]

1179
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,410
[Chatters]

1180
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,210
Get away from me!

1181
00:44:51,290 --> 00:44:52,790
Yzma: Uhh

1182
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,790
[Chatters]

1183
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,960
Yeah.
Tell me about it.

1184
00:44:56,090 --> 00:44:57,760
[Chatters]

1185
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,220
No, no,
it's not you.

1186
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,550
She's not the easiest
person to get close to.

1187
00:45:01,630 --> 00:45:04,010
There's a wall there.
Trust me.

1188
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:06,140
Are you talking
to that squirrel?

1189
00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:08,310
I was a junior chipmunk.

1190
00:45:08,430 --> 00:45:10,940
I had to be versed in
all the woodland creatures.

1191
00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:12,060
Please continue.

1192
00:45:12,150 --> 00:45:14,480
[Chatters]

1193
00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:15,770
Aah!

1194
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,400
Why me?

1195
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,690
Why me?

1196
00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:21,030
Hey, it doesn't always
have to be about you.

1197
00:45:21,150 --> 00:45:22,990
This poor little guy
has had it rough.

1198
00:45:23,110 --> 00:45:24,280
Seems a talking llama

1199
00:45:24,410 --> 00:45:26,240
Kronk: gave him a hard
time the other day

1200
00:45:26,330 --> 00:45:28,830
Oh, a talking llama?

1201
00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:30,620
Ha ha ha ha!
Do tell.

1202
00:45:30,750 --> 00:45:31,790
Heh heh heh heh!

1203
00:45:31,910 --> 00:45:33,500
[Chatters]

1204
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:36,000
Uh, he doesn't really
want to talk to you.

1205
00:45:36,090 --> 00:45:38,170
Well, then
you ask him.

1206
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,260
[Sighs]

1207
00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:40,470
I hate being
in the middle.

1208
00:45:40,590 --> 00:45:41,800
Squeaky, uh...

1209
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,720
squeak, squeaker,
squeakin'.

1210
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,050
[Chatters]

1211
00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:46,510
Aah!

1212
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,680
Jaguars? No kidding?
Brutal.

1213
00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:50,680
[Chattering]

1214
00:45:54,190 --> 00:45:55,650
[Stops Chattering]

1215
00:45:55,730 --> 00:45:57,610
Uh, could you give us
a little room here?

1216
00:45:57,690 --> 00:45:58,940
Uh, sorry.

1217
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,150
Uh-uh.

1218
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,700
A little bit more,
please.

1219
00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:06,740
How is this?

1220
00:46:06,870 --> 00:46:07,910
- [Chatters]
- Yeah, that's good.

1221
00:46:08,030 --> 00:46:11,660
Now ask him which way
the talking llama went!

1222
00:46:11,790 --> 00:46:15,290
Uh, squeakity-squeak,
squeakin'.

1223
00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:16,830
[Chatters]

1224
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,970
Low blood sugar, huh?

1225
00:46:28,050 --> 00:46:29,890
Yeah.
It's a curse. Ha.

1226
00:46:30,010 --> 00:46:31,310
Well, as soon as we get
something to eat,

1227
00:46:31,390 --> 00:46:33,020
you're walking
the rest of the way.

1228
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,740
[Sighs]
Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut,

1229
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,530
home of the mug...

1230
00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:50,370
[Giggles]

1231
00:46:50,490 --> 00:46:53,160
...of meat.
What'll it be?

1232
00:46:53,290 --> 00:46:55,790
Ahem. We'll have
2 specials.

1233
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,580
Is that all right,
dear?

1234
00:46:57,670 --> 00:47:00,170
Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin.
You know what I like.

1235
00:47:00,290 --> 00:47:02,590
Hee hee hee. We're
on our honeymoon.

1236
00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:05,840
Bless you for
coming out in public.

1237
00:47:05,970 --> 00:47:08,010
So that's 2 specials.

1238
00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:11,350
And an onion log.
To split.

1239
00:47:11,470 --> 00:47:12,770
[Giggles]

1240
00:47:12,850 --> 00:47:15,100
Ordering!
I need 2 heartburns

1241
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:18,400
and a deep-fried doorstop
on table 1 2!

1242
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,860
[Laughing]

1243
00:47:20,940 --> 00:47:23,110
Pacha: Ok, so I'll admit
this was a good idea.

1244
00:47:23,190 --> 00:47:26,280
When will you learn that
all my ideas are good ones?

1245
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,780
That's funny,

1246
00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:29,820
because I thought you going
into the jungle by yourself,

1247
00:47:29,910 --> 00:47:31,330
being chased by jaguars,

1248
00:47:31,410 --> 00:47:32,950
lying to me to take you
back to the palace

1249
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,870
were all really bad ideas.

1250
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,580
Anything sounds bad when
you say it with that attitude.

1251
00:47:37,710 --> 00:47:42,800
Hot and crispy pill bug
for the happy couple.

1252
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:43,800
Mazeltov

1253
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:44,800
[Sniffs]

1254
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:46,970
[Splort]

1255
00:47:47,050 --> 00:47:49,550
Oh, boy.

1256
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,930
[Slurping]

1257
00:47:51,050 --> 00:47:55,020
Ooh. Ugh. Bluh.

1258
00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,270
Urp!

1259
00:47:56,390 --> 00:47:58,730
Pacha: Oh, here
Let me get that for you

1260
00:47:58,850 --> 00:48:01,270
Bleaggh! Uck!

1261
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,400
Where are you going?

1262
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,900
I'm just going to slip
into the kitchen

1263
00:48:05,030 --> 00:48:05,990
and have a word
with the chef.

1264
00:48:06,070 --> 00:48:07,650
You're gonna get us
thrown out.

1265
00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:10,200
Please.
With this disguise,

1266
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,240
I'm invisible.

1267
00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:17,460
Heh heh!

1268
00:48:17,580 --> 00:48:19,460
We've been walking
around in circles

1269
00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:20,920
for who knows how long.

1270
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,920
That is the last time

1271
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,840
we take directions
from a squirrel.

1272
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,840
I should have done away
with Kuzco myself

1273
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,260
when I had the chance.

1274
00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:30,640
[Coughing]

1275
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,720
Oh, you really gotta stop
beating yourself up about that.

1276
00:48:33,810 --> 00:48:34,760
[Squeak]

1277
00:48:36,270 --> 00:48:38,850
Kronk: Uh-oh I'll get you
another one there, Yzma

1278
00:48:38,940 --> 00:48:39,850
[Gasps]

1279
00:48:39,940 --> 00:48:41,770
You using
that fork there, pal?

1280
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:42,900
Hey, don't I know you?

1281
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:43,940
I don't think so.

1282
00:48:44,020 --> 00:48:45,440
Wrestled you
in high school?

1283
00:48:45,530 --> 00:48:46,860
Don't remember that.

1284
00:48:46,940 --> 00:48:47,990
Metal shop? I got it!

1285
00:48:48,110 --> 00:48:50,030
Miss Narca's interpretive
dance--2 semesters.

1286
00:48:50,110 --> 00:48:52,910
I was usually in the back
because of my weak ankles.

1287
00:48:52,990 --> 00:48:54,740
Come on, pal.
You gotta help me out here.

1288
00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:56,540
I don't think
we've ever met,

1289
00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:57,790
but I gotta go.

1290
00:48:57,910 --> 00:48:58,960
Don't worry.
I'll think of it.

1291
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,750
Look, all I know is
the food looked iffy.

1292
00:49:01,870 --> 00:49:03,790
I'm not the only one
that thinks that, I'm sure.

1293
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,790
Psst! Hey!

1294
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,800
So I'm just
checking to make sure

1295
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,590
you're going to take
the main course up a notch.

1296
00:49:08,670 --> 00:49:11,090
Is there anything
on this menu

1297
00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:12,430
that is not
swimming in gravy?

1298
00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:13,850
Hang on.
I'll go ask the chef.

1299
00:49:13,970 --> 00:49:15,760
It's a simple
question.

1300
00:49:15,850 --> 00:49:17,810
Is there or is there
not anything edible...

1301
00:49:17,930 --> 00:49:19,180
- on this menu?
- Gah!

1302
00:49:19,310 --> 00:49:20,440
[Gasps]

1303
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,230
Hey, I didn't ask him
about dessert yet!

1304
00:49:24,310 --> 00:49:26,690
Hey, pal, what's your policy
on making special orders?

1305
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:28,990
All right, buster,
that's it!

1306
00:49:29,110 --> 00:49:30,450
You want a special order,
then you make it!

1307
00:49:30,530 --> 00:49:31,490
I quit!

1308
00:49:31,570 --> 00:49:32,990
Yeah, but l--

1309
00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:34,660
I try and I try,
but there's no respect

1310
00:49:34,780 --> 00:49:36,160
for anyone with vision.
That's it!

1311
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,790
There's just nothing
I can do about it!

1312
00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:38,830
Please don't go.

1313
00:49:38,950 --> 00:49:41,290
3 pork combos,
extra bacon on the side,

1314
00:49:41,370 --> 00:49:43,040
2 chili cheese
samplers,

1315
00:49:43,170 --> 00:49:44,790
a basket of
liver and onion rings,

1316
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,290
a catch of the day,

1317
00:49:46,380 --> 00:49:48,500
and a steak cut
in the shape of a trout.

1318
00:49:48,630 --> 00:49:49,800
You got all that, honey?

1319
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,630
3 oinkers wearing pants,
plate of hot air,

1320
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,180
basket of
grandma's breakfast,

1321
00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:54,390
and change the bull
to a gill, got it.

1322
00:49:54,510 --> 00:49:55,510
What's going on?

1323
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,100
No time to explain.
We gotta get out of here.

1324
00:49:57,180 --> 00:50:00,640
What is he
doing in there?

1325
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,650
Unh! Come on!

1326
00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:06,480
In a minute.
I'm still hungry.

1327
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,770
No, Kuzco!

1328
00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:09,440
Ok, I'll make it simple
for you.

1329
00:50:09,530 --> 00:50:11,280
I'll have a spinach omelet
with wheat toast.

1330
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,780
- You got it?
- Can do.

1331
00:50:12,860 --> 00:50:15,320
What's taking so long?

1332
00:50:15,410 --> 00:50:16,370
Pickup!

1333
00:50:16,450 --> 00:50:17,990
Kronk!
What are you doing?

1334
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,080
Kinda busy here.

1335
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,240
Yzma: Why am I
not surprised?

1336
00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:21,370
Your order's up!

1337
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,040
Ohh!

1338
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,540
Oh, well,
while you're at it,

1339
00:50:25,670 --> 00:50:27,540
make me the special.
And hold the gravy!

1340
00:50:27,670 --> 00:50:28,590
Check. Pickup!

1341
00:50:28,710 --> 00:50:30,090
You know what?
On second thought,

1342
00:50:30,210 --> 00:50:31,260
make my omelet
a meat pie.

1343
00:50:31,380 --> 00:50:32,300
Kronk:
Meat pie Check

1344
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:33,300
Kronk!

1345
00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:34,430
[Screech]

1346
00:50:34,550 --> 00:50:36,800
Can I order the potatoes
as a side dish?

1347
00:50:36,890 --> 00:50:37,890
I'll have to charge you
full price.

1348
00:50:38,010 --> 00:50:39,010
Ooh!

1349
00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:40,850
Hey, how about a side
of potatoes, my buddy?

1350
00:50:40,930 --> 00:50:42,180
You got it. Want cheese
on those potatoes?

1351
00:50:42,270 --> 00:50:43,730
Thank you, Kronk.
Cheddar will be fine.

1352
00:50:43,850 --> 00:50:45,020
Cheddar spuds
coming up.

1353
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:46,020
Spuds yes,
cheese no.

1354
00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:47,060
Hold the cheese.

1355
00:50:47,190 --> 00:50:48,060
Yzma: No, I want
the cheese

1356
00:50:48,190 --> 00:50:49,320
Cheese me
no like.

1357
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,480
- Cheese out.
- Cheese in!

1358
00:50:50,570 --> 00:50:51,480
Come on,
make up your mind!

1359
00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:52,740
Ok, ok,
on second thought...

1360
00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:54,320
Both: Make
my potatoes a salad.

1361
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,210
- [Slurp]
- [Slurp]

1362
00:51:11,590 --> 00:51:12,800
Excuse me. You see
that woman over there?

1363
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,630
[Mumbling]

1364
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,050
No problem, hon.
We do that all the time.

1365
00:51:22,430 --> 00:51:23,430
Waiters: 1, 2, 3, 4

1366
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,430
Happy, happy birthday

1367
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,980
From all of us to you

1368
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:26,980
We wish
it was our birthday

1369
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:28,440
So we could party, too

1370
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:29,900
Happy, happy birthday

1371
00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:30,980
May all your dreams
come true

1372
00:51:31,110 --> 00:51:34,070
Ha ha ha!
It's your birthday?

1373
00:51:34,150 --> 00:51:36,030
[Grunting]

1374
00:51:36,110 --> 00:51:37,320
What are you doing?

1375
00:51:37,450 --> 00:51:39,410
Look, there's 2 people
in there looking for you.

1376
00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:40,450
What?

1377
00:51:40,530 --> 00:51:41,660
A big guy
and a skinny old woman.

1378
00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:43,910
Wait. Was this woman
scary beyond all reason?

1379
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:44,950
Oh, yeah.

1380
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,750
That's Yzma and Kronk!
I'm saved!

1381
00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:48,960
Trust me, they're
not here to save you.

1382
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,250
They'll take me back
to the palace.

1383
00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:52,000
Thanks for your help.
You've been great.

1384
00:51:52,130 --> 00:51:53,250
I can take it from here.

1385
00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:55,800
You don't understand.
They're trying to kill you.

1386
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,680
Kill me? Their whole world
revolves around me.

1387
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,050
No. I can't let you!

1388
00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:01,140
What? Wha--

1389
00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:02,970
Oh, I get it!

1390
00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:04,100
What?

1391
00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:05,640
You don't want to take me
back to the palace.

1392
00:52:05,770 --> 00:52:07,600
You want to keep me
stranded out here forever.

1393
00:52:07,690 --> 00:52:08,810
No!

1394
00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:10,400
This has all been an act,
and I almost fell for it.

1395
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,610
Will you just
listen to me--

1396
00:52:11,690 --> 00:52:12,940
No, no,
you listen to me.

1397
00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:16,030
All you care about
is your stupid hilltop!

1398
00:52:16,150 --> 00:52:17,280
What?

1399
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:18,910
You don't care about me.
Now, just get out of here.

1400
00:52:18,990 --> 00:52:19,910
- Go!
- But--

1401
00:52:19,990 --> 00:52:22,080
Go on! Get outta here!

1402
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,580
Fine! Hmph!

1403
00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:26,750
Oh, this entire mess
is all your fault.

1404
00:52:26,830 --> 00:52:28,210
What'd I do?

1405
00:52:28,330 --> 00:52:30,330
If you hadn't mixed up
those poisons,

1406
00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:31,960
Kuzco would be dead now!

1407
00:52:32,090 --> 00:52:34,000
There'll be
no more diversions

1408
00:52:34,090 --> 00:52:36,670
until we track that
llama down and kill him!

1409
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,760
Said I was sorry.
Can't just let it go.

1410
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,970
Not even
on your birthday.

1411
00:52:41,090 --> 00:52:43,390
Yzma:
Kuzco must be eliminated

1412
00:52:43,510 --> 00:52:46,350
The empire will finally be
rid of that useless slug

1413
00:52:46,470 --> 00:52:48,350
Kronk: You got a point

1414
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,350
Nobody really seems to care
that he's gone, do they?

1415
00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:54,650
Pacha!

1416
00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:01,200
Kuzco: Pacha?

1417
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,410
[Sighs]

1418
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,330
[Thundering]

1419
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,400
[Thunder]

1420
00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:41,150
Kuzco:
So this is where you came in

1421
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,780
See, just like I said,
I'm the victim here

1422
00:53:43,910 --> 00:53:45,780
I didn't do anything,
and they ruined my life

1423
00:53:45,910 --> 00:53:46,870
and took everything I had

1424
00:53:46,990 --> 00:53:48,910
Hey, give it a rest
up there, will you?

1425
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,290
What? I’m just telling
them what happened

1426
00:53:51,410 --> 00:53:52,870
Who you kidding, pal?

1427
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,080
They saw the whole thing,
they know what happened.

1428
00:53:55,210 --> 00:53:57,210
Well, yeah, but

1429
00:53:57,340 --> 00:53:59,010
Just leave me alone.

1430
00:54:10,430 --> 00:54:12,190
[Snoring]

1431
00:54:26,370 --> 00:54:29,990
[Gasps]
The peasant at the diner!

1432
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,660
He didn't pay his check.

1433
00:54:34,370 --> 00:54:36,290
[Snoring]

1434
00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:46,340
He's the peasant
who I saw leaving the city

1435
00:54:46,471 --> 00:54:48,010
who disappeared
into the crowd

1436
00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:49,640
with Kuzco
on the back of his cart.

1437
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,520
He must have taken him
back to his village,

1438
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,350
so if we find the village,
we find him,

1439
00:54:53,430 --> 00:54:55,140
and if we find him,
we find Kuzco.

1440
00:54:55,230 --> 00:54:58,230
Oh, yeah,
it's all comin' together.

1441
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,320
Yzma!

1442
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,570
What?!

1443
00:55:01,650 --> 00:55:02,690
Aah!

1444
00:55:02,820 --> 00:55:06,200
This had
better be good!

1445
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,120
[Birds Chirping]

1446
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,100
[Sighs]

1447
00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:54,200
[Sniffs]

1448
00:56:06,510 --> 00:56:08,300
[Gulp]

1449
00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:09,590
Yeech.

1450
00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:13,510
Pacha: So, there we were
standing on the cliff,

1451
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,890
and the ground
started to rumble

1452
00:56:15,980 --> 00:56:17,980
And just as
it started to go,

1453
00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:19,730
he grabbed me
before I fell

1454
00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:21,440
Do you believe that?

1455
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:22,940
You know, call me crazy

1456
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,940
for following this guy
all the way out here,

1457
00:56:25,030 --> 00:56:26,740
but as much
as he tries to deny it,

1458
00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:28,320
I know
there's some good in him

1459
00:56:28,450 --> 00:56:31,280
Besides, I couldn't just
leave him out here all alone.

1460
00:56:31,370 --> 00:56:34,080
He's a lousy llama.

1461
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,540
I mean,
a really lousy llama.

1462
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,300
Hey, listen, Pacha,

1463
00:56:51,430 --> 00:56:54,390
you know, what I said to you
back at the diner,

1464
00:56:54,510 --> 00:56:57,480
that--that--
I--I didn't really...

1465
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,400
So...you tired of
being a llama?

1466
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:01,400
[Sniffles]

1467
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,150
Ye-ee-ee-es!

1468
00:57:04,270 --> 00:57:05,190
[Sniff]

1469
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,190
Ok, we're just gonna
stop at the house

1470
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,360
and get some supplies.

1471
00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:09,990
- Then we'll be on our way, right?
- Right.

1472
00:57:10,070 --> 00:57:13,120
Hey there, Pacha.
You just missed your relatives.

1473
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,160
My relatives?

1474
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:15,580
We just sent them
up to your house.

1475
00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,370
What did
they look like?

1476
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,370
See, there was
this big guy

1477
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,790
and this older woman
who was...

1478
00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:22,880
How would
you describe her?

1479
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,460
Scary beyond all reason.

1480
00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:25,920
Yeah, that's it.

1481
00:57:26,630 --> 00:57:29,220
So, remind me again how
you're related to Pacha?

1482
00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:31,010
Why, I'm his
third cousin's brother's

1483
00:57:31,130 --> 00:57:34,430
wife's step-niece's
great-aunt. Heh heh.

1484
00:57:34,510 --> 00:57:37,680
Twice removed. [Sips]

1485
00:57:37,810 --> 00:57:38,810
Uh-huh.

1486
00:57:38,930 --> 00:57:40,810
Isn't that right, Kronk?

1487
00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:43,270
99 monkeys
jumpin' on the bed

1488
00:57:43,350 --> 00:57:46,360
One fell off
and bumped his head

1489
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:50,190
You know, I am so sorry that
you had to come all this way,

1490
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,990
but as I said to you before,

1491
00:57:52,070 --> 00:57:54,870
you may recall,
Pacha is not here.

1492
00:57:54,990 --> 00:57:56,450
I'll be sure and tell him
you came by.

1493
00:57:56,580 --> 00:58:00,660
Oh, would you, please?
That would be just great.

1494
00:58:00,790 --> 00:58:03,170
Oops. Silly me.

1495
00:58:03,290 --> 00:58:05,590
No, no. Allow me.

1496
00:58:10,550 --> 00:58:11,970
She's hiding something.

1497
00:58:12,050 --> 00:58:13,470
When I give the word,
we search the house.

1498
00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:15,260
Ok, but I still have
94 monkeys to go.

1499
00:58:15,350 --> 00:58:16,850
Grr!

1500
00:58:16,970 --> 00:58:20,140
So, while we're
waiting for Paca--

1501
00:58:20,220 --> 00:58:21,810
Pacha.

1502
00:58:21,890 --> 00:58:23,310
Oh, yes.

1503
00:58:23,390 --> 00:58:25,810
Perhaps we can have a tour
of your lovely home.

1504
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:27,820
You know, why don't
you just come back

1505
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:29,360
when Pacha gets home?

1506
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,490
I'm sure he'd love
to show you the...

1507
00:58:32,570 --> 00:58:34,490
[Stammers]
Excuse me, won't you?

1508
00:58:34,570 --> 00:58:37,330
I think I left
something in the oven.

1509
00:58:37,410 --> 00:58:39,330
This is my variation
of double-dutch.

1510
00:58:39,410 --> 00:58:40,790
On the signal,
we switch places.

1511
00:58:40,870 --> 00:58:42,210
Kronk, it's time!

1512
00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:43,210
ok!

1513
00:58:43,290 --> 00:58:45,000
Ohh!

1514
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,920
So, we have to get
back to the palace,

1515
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,500
find the lab,
and change him back.

1516
00:58:48,630 --> 00:58:49,550
Hi there!

1517
00:58:49,630 --> 00:58:50,550
Aah!

1518
00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:53,050
- That was him.
- Whoops.

1519
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,010
You know what?

1520
00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:58,260
I don't believe you're
really my great-aunt.

1521
00:58:58,390 --> 00:59:00,560
You're more like
my great-great-great...

1522
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,350
Go. I'll stall them
long enough

1523
00:59:02,430 --> 00:59:03,430
for you two to get
a head start.

1524
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,940
Thanks, honey.

1525
00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:06,940
You have a lovely wife.

1526
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:08,190
They're both very pretty.

1527
00:59:08,270 --> 00:59:09,400
Great-great-
great...

1528
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,030
Grr! All right!

1529
00:59:12,150 --> 00:59:13,900
Are you through?

1530
00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:14,900
...great-great-aunt.

1531
00:59:14,990 --> 00:59:15,950
So, where were we?

1532
00:59:16,070 --> 00:59:17,410
Listen, sister, we're
not leaving until--

1533
00:59:17,530 --> 00:59:19,370
I show you the house.
Of course.

1534
00:59:19,450 --> 00:59:22,870
Was it a good idea to leave
your family with those two?

1535
00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:25,620
Oh, don't worry.
They can handle themselves.

1536
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:27,630
What do you mean,
the door is stuck?

1537
00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,340
Try jiggling the handle.

1538
00:59:29,420 --> 00:59:31,090
There is no handle
in here.

1539
00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:33,420
There's not?
Are you sure?

1540
00:59:33,550 --> 00:59:35,430
All right, I've had
enough of this.

1541
00:59:35,510 --> 00:59:37,470
Tell us where
the talking llama is

1542
00:59:37,590 --> 00:59:39,050
and we'll burn your house
to the ground.

1543
00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,760
Uh,
don't you mean "or"?

1544
00:59:40,890 --> 00:59:43,270
[Sighs] Tell us where
the talking llama is

1545
00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:45,350
or we'll burn your house
to the ground.

1546
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:46,850
Well, which is it?

1547
00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:49,230
That seems like
a pretty crucial conjunction.

1548
00:59:49,310 --> 00:59:51,480
That's it!
Kronk, break the door down!

1549
00:59:51,610 --> 00:59:53,480
Break it down?
Are you kidding me?

1550
00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:54,900
This is hand-carved
mahogany.

1551
00:59:54,990 --> 00:59:57,320
I don't care, you fool.
Get out of my way.

1552
00:59:57,450 --> 00:59:58,740
I'll break it down myself.

1553
00:59:58,820 --> 01:00:00,120
Yzma: A-one

1554
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,580
Ok, kids,
you know what to do.

1555
01:00:01,660 --> 01:00:02,580
2

1556
01:00:02,660 --> 01:00:03,950
Right, Mom!

1557
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,080
3!

1558
01:00:06,330 --> 01:00:07,710
Aah!

1559
01:00:16,470 --> 01:00:19,180
Ok, children,
on your mark,

1560
01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:21,430
get set, go!

1561
01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:22,970
[Giggling]

1562
01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:25,770
Ow! Ow! Stop it,
you little brats! Huh?

1563
01:00:27,140 --> 01:00:28,270
Yzma: Ow!

1564
01:00:28,350 --> 01:00:32,020
Oh, there they go, Kronk!
They're getting away!

1565
01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:35,280
Ha ha ha! Well,
I had a great time.

1566
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,280
Let's not wait until
the next family reunion

1567
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,570
to get together.

1568
01:00:38,650 --> 01:00:39,740
Yzma: Kronk!

1569
01:00:39,820 --> 01:00:42,330
I, uh, I gotta run.

1570
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,140
[Thunder]

1571
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:46,310
[Thunder]

1572
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,850
Ok, why does she even
have that lever?

1573
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:54,360
[Yelps]

1574
01:01:56,150 --> 01:01:57,530
Skull:
Please remain seated

1575
01:01:57,650 --> 01:01:59,530
and keep your arms and legs
in at all times

1576
01:02:00,650 --> 01:02:02,160
Aah!

1577
01:02:03,740 --> 01:02:04,740
Huh?

1578
01:02:06,780 --> 01:02:08,370
What does it look like?

1579
01:02:08,490 --> 01:02:09,870
I don't know.
Just keep looking.

1580
01:02:09,950 --> 01:02:11,210
Over here!

1581
01:02:11,330 --> 01:02:15,340
It has to be one of these.
Lions, tigers, bears...

1582
01:02:15,420 --> 01:02:17,250
Yzma: Oh, my

1583
01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:19,880
Looking for this?

1584
01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:23,050
No! It can't be!

1585
01:02:23,180 --> 01:02:25,050
How did you get
back here before us?

1586
01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:28,640
Uh...how did we, Kronk?

1587
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,140
Well, you got me.

1588
01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:32,060
By all accounts,
it doesn't make sense.

1589
01:02:32,190 --> 01:02:34,350
Oh, well,
back to business.

1590
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:35,860
Ok, I admit it.

1591
01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:38,020
Maybe I wasn't as nice
as I should have been,

1592
01:02:38,150 --> 01:02:40,860
but, Yzma, do you
really want to kill me?

1593
01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:44,410
Just think of it
as you're being let go,

1594
01:02:44,490 --> 01:02:46,490
that your life's going
in a different direction,

1595
01:02:46,570 --> 01:02:50,080
that your body's part of
a permanent outplacement.

1596
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,080
Hey, that's kind of like
what he said to you

1597
01:02:52,210 --> 01:02:53,330
when you got fired.

1598
01:02:53,410 --> 01:02:56,330
I know. It's called
a cruel irony--

1599
01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:58,340
like my dependence
on you.

1600
01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,000
I can't believe
this is happening!

1601
01:03:00,090 --> 01:03:02,340
Then I bet you weren't
expecting this

1602
01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:03,800
- No!
- Aah!

1603
01:03:03,930 --> 01:03:05,390
Aha!

1604
01:03:05,470 --> 01:03:06,930
[Sighs]
Oh, ok.

1605
01:03:07,010 --> 01:03:09,060
Ha ha!
Finish them off.

1606
01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:12,430
Kronk devil: Hey, you're
not backing down now,

1607
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,350
are you, big guy?

1608
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,520
Uh, where's the other guy?

1609
01:03:18,610 --> 01:03:19,520
Yo!

1610
01:03:19,610 --> 01:03:22,150
Sorry I'm late.
So, what'd I miss?

1611
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,820
Well, Yzma just
tossed me this knife

1612
01:03:23,950 --> 01:03:26,240
and asked me to,
you know, take them out.

1613
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,160
Then this guy popped up
and we waited for you,

1614
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,240
and quite honestly--

1615
01:03:30,370 --> 01:03:33,120
Kronk! Why did I think
you could do this?

1616
01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:34,620
This one simple thing.

1617
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,120
It's like I'm talking
to a monkey.

1618
01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:37,290
Whoa now.

1619
01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:40,420
A really, really big
stupid monkey named Kronk!

1620
01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:41,460
Ouch.

1621
01:03:41,590 --> 01:03:43,050
And do you want
to know something else?

1622
01:03:43,130 --> 01:03:45,630
I've never liked
your spinach puffs.

1623
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,180
Never!

1624
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:49,390
[Sobs]

1625
01:03:49,470 --> 01:03:51,220
That's it.
She's going down.

1626
01:03:51,310 --> 01:03:53,220
Now, now,
remember, guys.

1627
01:03:53,310 --> 01:03:56,020
From above, the wicked shall
receive their just reward.

1628
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,400
All: That'll work.

1629
01:04:07,950 --> 01:04:09,870
Strange.
That usually works.

1630
01:04:09,990 --> 01:04:11,120
And so does this!

1631
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,990
Ah. Should have
seen that coming.

1632
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,620
Whoa!

1633
01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:16,500
Aah!

1634
01:04:16,580 --> 01:04:19,420
Give me that vial!

1635
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,420
Oof!.

1636
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:22,250
Ah! Ha ha!

1637
01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:23,760
Aah!

1638
01:04:27,590 --> 01:04:29,760
Oops. Clumsy me.

1639
01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:33,260
Yzma:
Which one? Which one?

1640
01:04:33,350 --> 01:04:34,850
[Alarm Sounds]

1641
01:04:34,930 --> 01:04:38,640
Better hurry
I'm expecting company

1642
01:04:42,150 --> 01:04:45,740
Yzma: Kill them!
They murdered the emperor!

1643
01:04:45,860 --> 01:04:48,530
No, wait! I'm the emperor!
It's me--Kuzco!

1644
01:04:48,650 --> 01:04:50,530
They're not
listening to me!

1645
01:04:50,660 --> 01:04:52,530
Just take 'em all!

1646
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,450
- Yaah!
- Yaah!

1647
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:00,960
Get them!

1648
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,880
Hey, I've been
turned into a cow.

1649
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,500
Can I go home?

1650
01:05:04,630 --> 01:05:06,260
You're excused.
Anyone else?

1651
01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:07,840
All: No, we're good.

1652
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:09,050
Get them!

1653
01:05:09,180 --> 01:05:12,350
We've gotta change you back.
Try this one.

1654
01:05:14,930 --> 01:05:16,890
Uh, Pacha?
A little help!

1655
01:05:16,970 --> 01:05:18,140
[Screech]

1656
01:05:18,230 --> 01:05:19,270
[Yelling]

1657
01:05:19,390 --> 01:05:20,980
Come on!
Come on!

1658
01:05:25,900 --> 01:05:28,320
Kuzco: Aah!

1659
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,610
Oh, please be
something with wings.

1660
01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:35,790
Yeah! We're flyin'!

1661
01:05:35,910 --> 01:05:37,290
Uh-oh!

1662
01:05:39,580 --> 01:05:41,460
[Guards Yelling]

1663
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:44,250
We're not getting anywhere
with you picking the vials.

1664
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,550
I'm picking the next one!

1665
01:05:45,670 --> 01:05:47,090
Fine by me!

1666
01:05:47,170 --> 01:05:48,260
Give me that one!

1667
01:05:49,590 --> 01:05:51,260
Don't you say a word.

1668
01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:55,100
- Aah!
- Aah!

1669
01:05:56,890 --> 01:05:58,270
Quick!
Drain the canals!

1670
01:05:59,930 --> 01:06:01,190
Pacha: Open up!

1671
01:06:04,110 --> 01:06:06,440
Yay! I'm a llama again!

1672
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:07,650
Wait...

1673
01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:09,570
[Blorp]

1674
01:06:09,650 --> 01:06:11,030
- Aah!
- Aah!

1675
01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:18,910
There they go!
After them!

1676
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:21,960
Come on, men!
Nobody lives forever! Charge!

1677
01:06:24,330 --> 01:06:26,380
Guards: Aah!

1678
01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:29,630
Grr!

1679
01:06:36,970 --> 01:06:40,100
Aah!

1680
01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:43,440
Ok, only 2 left. It's
gotta be one of these.

1681
01:06:48,150 --> 01:06:49,070
No!

1682
01:06:51,610 --> 01:06:56,320
Ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha!

1683
01:06:58,410 --> 01:06:59,330
Meow.

1684
01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:01,830
I'll take that.

1685
01:07:01,910 --> 01:07:04,330
This is the one. This'll
change you back to a human.

1686
01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:08,130
Ow! Hey, get her off!.

1687
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:09,170
Whoa!

1688
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,590
Kuzco: Get her off me!

1689
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,090
[Yzma Snarling]

1690
01:07:13,170 --> 01:07:14,800
Aah! Ow!

1691
01:07:16,510 --> 01:07:17,430
[Groans]

1692
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:19,890
Drink the potion!

1693
01:07:20,010 --> 01:07:21,770
Ok, ok! Aah!

1694
01:07:21,850 --> 01:07:24,100
Where did it go?
Where is it?

1695
01:07:24,190 --> 01:07:26,650
Yzma:[Squeaky]
Looking for this?

1696
01:07:26,730 --> 01:07:28,480
Is that my voice?
[Coughs]

1697
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:29,980
Is that my voice?

1698
01:07:30,070 --> 01:07:32,110
Oh, well.

1699
01:07:32,190 --> 01:07:33,320
No! Don't drop it!

1700
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:35,910
I'm not going
to drop it, you fool!

1701
01:07:36,030 --> 01:07:38,200
I'm going to drink it!

1702
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,200
And once I turn back
into my beautiful self,

1703
01:07:41,330 --> 01:07:43,200
I'm going to kill you!

1704
01:07:43,330 --> 01:07:47,210
Ha ha ha!

1705
01:07:47,330 --> 01:07:49,670
[Grunting]

1706
01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:53,510
Aah!

1707
01:07:53,590 --> 01:07:54,880
Aah! Uh-oh.

1708
01:07:55,010 --> 01:07:56,380
Yzma: Aah!

1709
01:07:59,140 --> 01:08:00,050
Aah!

1710
01:08:01,430 --> 01:08:04,140
Aah! Aah!

1711
01:08:09,730 --> 01:08:11,360
Uhh! Whoa!

1712
01:08:12,570 --> 01:08:15,150
Uhh! Oh-oh-oh!

1713
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,530
Kuzco!

1714
01:08:17,610 --> 01:08:19,070
Be right there!
Give me a minute!

1715
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:21,660
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

1716
01:08:21,740 --> 01:08:23,200
Kuzco! Whoa!

1717
01:08:25,410 --> 01:08:27,290
Pacha:Kuzco!

1718
01:08:27,420 --> 01:08:30,170
Aah!

1719
01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:31,670
Oh.

1720
01:08:33,590 --> 01:08:34,670
The vial!

1721
01:08:39,430 --> 01:08:43,510
Aah!

1722
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,100
For the last time,

1723
01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:47,230
we did not order
a giant trampoline.

1724
01:08:47,350 --> 01:08:48,900
You know, pal, you
could have told me that

1725
01:08:48,980 --> 01:08:50,650
before I set it up.

1726
01:08:51,770 --> 01:08:54,440
Aah!

1727
01:08:54,570 --> 01:08:56,740
Aah! Uhh--

1728
01:08:56,820 --> 01:08:58,070
Huh? Ha ha ha.

1729
01:08:58,150 --> 01:09:00,570
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1730
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:02,330
Hoo hoo hee hee
ha ha ha--

1731
01:09:05,950 --> 01:09:07,250
Pacha: The vial!

1732
01:09:07,330 --> 01:09:09,420
You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

1733
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,270
Ah ha ha ha ha!

1734
01:09:28,350 --> 01:09:29,440
I win.

1735
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:30,480
Whoa.

1736
01:09:32,650 --> 01:09:34,610
Got it!

1737
01:09:34,690 --> 01:09:37,610
What are the odds ofthat
trapdoor leading me out here?

1738
01:09:39,490 --> 01:09:41,110
Yeah!

1739
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,160
Uhh.

1740
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,120
[Clears Throat]

1741
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,790
Here, uh, let me
get this for you.

1742
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:53,250
Well, see ya
on the other side.

1743
01:10:02,390 --> 01:10:03,850
Old man: Oh, now,
you--you

1744
01:10:03,930 --> 01:10:05,890
you stop being
so hard on yourself.

1745
01:10:05,970 --> 01:10:06,890
All is forgiven.

1746
01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:08,140
You're sure?

1747
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:10,560
Oh, it's not the first time
I was tossed out a window,

1748
01:10:10,690 --> 01:10:12,230
and it won't be the last.

1749
01:10:12,350 --> 01:10:14,360
What can I say?
I'm a rebel.

1750
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,690
Whoa-ho-ho, tiger.

1751
01:10:15,770 --> 01:10:18,030
Oh! Hey, I got to
use that arm later.

1752
01:10:18,110 --> 01:10:19,820
Ok, buddy, take care.

1753
01:10:19,900 --> 01:10:22,410
Ha ha.
Ah, he's a sweet guy.

1754
01:10:32,250 --> 01:10:34,790
Kuzco:
So, you lied to me

1755
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:36,790
I did?

1756
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,050
Yeah. You said
when the sun

1757
01:10:39,170 --> 01:10:40,380
hits this ridge
just right,

1758
01:10:40,510 --> 01:10:41,920
these hills sing.

1759
01:10:42,010 --> 01:10:44,140
Well, pal, I was dragged
all over those hills,

1760
01:10:44,260 --> 01:10:47,560
and I did not hear
any singing.

1761
01:10:49,430 --> 01:10:50,390
Kuzco:So

1762
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,020
I'll be building
my summer home

1763
01:10:52,140 --> 01:10:56,110
on a more magical hill.
Thank you.

1764
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:01,150
Hmm. Couldn't pull the wool
over your eyes, huh?

1765
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,030
No, no, I'm sharp,
I'm on it.

1766
01:11:03,110 --> 01:11:04,280
Looks like you
and your family

1767
01:11:04,410 --> 01:11:06,660
are stuck on that tuneless
hill top forever, pal.

1768
01:11:15,630 --> 01:11:18,040
You know, I'm pretty sure
I heard some singing

1769
01:11:18,130 --> 01:11:20,630
on the hill next to us.

1770
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:22,130
In case you're interested.

1771
01:11:25,430 --> 01:11:26,760
[Chirping]

1772
01:11:26,890 --> 01:11:28,510
Ha! Boom, baby!

1773
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,720
Ha! Boom, baby!

1774
01:11:34,810 --> 01:11:36,270
Theme song guy:
You'd be the coolest dude

1775
01:11:36,350 --> 01:11:37,650
In the nation

1776
01:11:37,770 --> 01:11:39,520
Or the hippest cat
in creation

1777
01:11:39,650 --> 01:11:42,740
But if you ain't got friends,
then nothing's worth the fuss

1778
01:11:44,450 --> 01:11:46,410
A perfect world
will come to be

1779
01:11:46,490 --> 01:11:48,830
When everybody here
can see

1780
01:11:48,950 --> 01:11:51,120
That a perfect world
begins and ends

1781
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,370
A perfect world
begins and ends

1782
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:56,210
A perfect world
begins and ends with us

1783
01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:59,250
" My acorn
is missing."

1784
01:11:59,340 --> 01:12:01,340
Squeak squeakin'
squeak squeakity.

1785
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:02,960
" Did you eat
the acorn?"

1786
01:12:03,090 --> 01:12:05,170
Squeaker squeak
squeak squeakin'?

1787
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,090
"You owe me
a new acorn."

1788
01:12:07,180 --> 01:12:09,470
Squeak squeak squeak
squeak squeaker--

1789
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:12,680
Squeakin'.

1790
01:12:12,810 --> 01:12:14,020
I'm so proud of you guys.

1791
01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:24,150
Sting: In the quiet time
of evening

1792
01:12:26,150 --> 01:12:30,450
When the stars
assume their patterns

1793
01:12:32,290 --> 01:12:36,210
And the day
has made his journey

1794
01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:43,000
And we wondered
just what happened

1795
01:12:43,130 --> 01:12:45,880
To the life we knew

1796
01:12:46,010 --> 01:12:48,800
Before the world
changed

1797
01:12:48,890 --> 01:12:52,100
When not a thing I had

1798
01:12:52,220 --> 01:12:54,390
Was true

1799
01:12:52,220 --> 01:12:54,390
Was true

1800
01:12:56,850 --> 01:12:59,770
But you were kind to me

1801
01:12:59,900 --> 01:13:02,770
And you reminded me

1802
01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:07,360
That the world
is not my playground

1803
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:13,410
There are other things
that matter

1804
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:19,290
And what is simple
needs protecting

1805
01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:25,920
Or my illusions
all would shatter

1806
01:13:26,050 --> 01:13:27,840
But you stayed

1807
01:13:29,090 --> 01:13:32,800
In my corner

1808
01:13:32,930 --> 01:13:37,230
The only world I know
was upside-down

1809
01:13:39,810 --> 01:13:42,770
And now
the world and me

1810
01:13:42,860 --> 01:13:45,360
We know you carry me

1811
01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:51,410
You see the patterns
in the big sky

1812
01:13:51,490 --> 01:13:57,330
Those constellations
look like you and I

1813
01:13:57,450 --> 01:14:03,170
Just like the patterns
in the big sky

1814
01:14:03,290 --> 01:14:08,510
We could be lost,
we could refuse to try

1815
01:14:08,630 --> 01:14:11,510
But we made it through

1816
01:14:11,630 --> 01:14:15,100
In the dark night

1817
01:14:15,220 --> 01:14:19,730
Who would those lucky guys
turn out to be

1818
01:14:21,890 --> 01:14:24,940
But that unusual blend

1819
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:29,320
Of my funny friend
and me

1820
01:14:34,030 --> 01:14:37,620
I'm not as clever
as I thought I was

1821
01:14:39,580 --> 01:14:45,210
I'm not the boy
I used to be because

1822
01:14:45,340 --> 01:14:47,300
You show me
somethin' different

1823
01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:51,130
You show me somethin' pure

1824
01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:56,180
I always seemed so certain,
but I was really never sure

1825
01:14:56,300 --> 01:14:57,970
But you stayed

1826
01:14:59,220 --> 01:15:02,690
And you called my name

1827
01:15:02,770 --> 01:15:07,070
When others would have
walked out on a lousy game

1828
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:12,320
And look
who made it through

1829
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,610
But your funny friend
and me

1830
01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:19,620
You see the patterns
in the big sky

1831
01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:21,330
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1832
01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:26,460
Those constellations
look like you and I

1833
01:15:26,580 --> 01:15:32,170
That tiny planet
and the bigger guy

1834
01:15:32,260 --> 01:15:37,930
I don't know whether
I should laugh or cry

1835
01:15:38,050 --> 01:15:42,180
Chorus: Just like
the patterns in the big sky

1836
01:15:42,310 --> 01:15:44,140
We'll be together

1837
01:15:44,230 --> 01:15:47,230
We'll be together
till the end this time

1838
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,690
You don't know,
you don't know

1839
01:15:49,770 --> 01:15:53,990
Don't know the answer
or the reason why

1840
01:15:54,070 --> 01:15:55,570
We'll stick together

1841
01:15:55,700 --> 01:16:01,450
We'll stick together
till the day we die

1842
01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:05,620
If I had to do this all
a second time

1843
01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:11,800
I won't complain
or make a fuss

1844
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:16,800
Who would
the angels send

1845
01:16:16,930 --> 01:16:19,800
But that unlikely blend

1846
01:16:19,930 --> 01:16:23,220
Of those
2 funny friends

1847
01:16:23,310 --> 01:16:25,940
That's us