1 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:08,397 2 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,674 These were the scenes everyone feared. 3 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,797 Running battles between English and Turkish fans... 4 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,916 5 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,028 ...some here have been seriously injured. 6 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,796 ...it's very violent indeed. 7 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,392 8 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,195 Earlier, there was mayhem on the main square... 9 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,910 Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having VD: the fuckin' pain goes on forever. 10 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,718 But that's what makes it so exciting. 11 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,790 So this is me, Tommy Johnson three weeks from now, nearly dead. 12 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,270 And do you know what the funniest thing is? I could see it coming. 13 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:18,918 Anyway, it's almost over now and all that matters is this: was it worth it? 14 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,156 15 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,672 There's nothing different about me. 16 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,958 I'm just ahother bored male approaching 30, in a dead-end job who lives for the weekend. 17 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,032 Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. 18 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,270 And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone. 19 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,517 20 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:10,070 21 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,592 22 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,559 23 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,958 Zeberdee, it's Bill. 24 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,951 What? How am I? What do you mean, "how am I"? 25 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,554 I'm fuckin' buzzin'! We've gone right through the slit. 26 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,278 Keep your fuckin' nut down. 27 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,157 He's a right fuckin' stringer, this kid. 28 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,798 - What's he say? - Nothing. 29 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,030 - What do you mean, "nothing"? - He fuckin' hung up. 30 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,758 Raff, call Tommy. Find out where he is. 31 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,310 There's a pub on the corner called the Ship and Billet. Head for that. 32 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,039 I'll have to bell you back, Harris is trying to get through. 33 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,998 Just spotted their little firm going to a pub in Denbigh Street. 34 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,116 They won't know what's fuckin' hit 'em. 35 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,439 There you are. 36 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,033 Here, come here! 37 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,114 - Sweet, Bill? - Yeah. 38 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,838 - Where's the others? - On their way. 39 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,959 - Harris said there's about 25 of the others. - There won't be when we've finished with 'em. 40 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:16,758 Wait round the corner! 41 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,193 What for? 42 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:21,511 Cos it's all going to be on top, us all standin' here, you si. 43 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,238 - Jog on. - Jog on! 44 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,719 Bill, it's Harris. 45 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,596 Hello, son. Yeah? 46 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,068 All right. See you there. 47 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,996 48 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,479 49 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,391 50 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,111 51 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,636 52 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,155 What happened to you last night? Thought you was coming out for a drink? 53 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,390 Johnson had me on some nutty skunk. 54 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,358 Ended up down the petrol garage at two o'clock in the morning. 55 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,193 What you driving for? You're on a ban, you lunatic. 56 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,918 Ban? What am I gonna do, walk? 57 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,516 Here he is. 58 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,790 Right, there's someone outside the pub. 59 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,791 - How old is he? - He's only a kid. 60 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,518 Go on, crack him. Keep the noise down. 61 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,556 Keep the noise down. 62 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,238 - Excuse me, mate, you got a light? - Don't fuck about, ping him. 63 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,998 Let's go! 64 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,790 It's going good anyway. Let's settle it. 65 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,550 - Come on, let's... - Keep it down, keep it down. 66 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,029 - Keep it down. - Fuckin' hell, come on, boys. 67 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,076 Keep it down, keep it down. 68 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,230 - Come on. Fuckin' hell. - Keep it down. 69 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,754 Don't fuck this up. 70 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,789 Fuckin' clowns won't stop us. 71 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,758 You're fuckin' animals! 72 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,434 You give this fuckin' country a bad fuckin' name! 73 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,515 You ain't no football supporters! You're fuckin' muggy little cunts! 74 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,031 What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? 75 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,839 Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? 76 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,512 Then try and avoid your wife's gaze 77 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,273 as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? 78 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,670 Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs fruit machines and brasses? 79 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,079 Fuck that for a laugh! 80 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,673 I know what I'd rather do. 81 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,512 Tottenham away. Love it! 82 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,350 How fuckin' perfect was that? 83 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:50,116 Soppy bollocks here even managed to get the canister inside the fuckin' pub this time. 84 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,838 Do you remember that time at Upton... 85 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,388 That time at Upton Park, he let it off on the tube! 86 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:58,189 Mind you, premature ejaculation, that's right up your fuckin' street! 87 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,636 Anyway, he's virtually throwing 'em out of the fuckin' pub at me, right? 88 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,156 He's throwing 'em out of the fuckin' pub at me. Crunch! Crunch! 89 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:10,119 I hit this geezer so fuckin' hard, his legs went like a fuckin' baby giraffe. 90 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,914 State of that. I done me knuckles. 91 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,833 So hit people in the mouth, not the back of the fuckin' head. 92 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,195 Just as well I did or you'd be in hospital, you cunt. 93 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,591 No-one loved Chelsea more than me and Rod. 94 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,309 We grew up on football terraces together with my old man. He knew the score. 95 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,994 The first bit of advice he give me was: 96 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,674 You know what to do if someone tries to clump you? 97 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,159 Kick him in the fuckin' bollocks. 98 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,312 Me and Rod did everything together. 99 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,231 Hurry up, Tom, I'm starving. 100 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,517 It took me an hour just to find it. Still Rod didn't need to know that. 101 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,238 She ain't walkin' for a week. 102 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,390 My grandad old Bill Farrell, drove us to drink 103 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,995 with his stories about the war and how he fought to put the Great into Britain. 104 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,152 He said fighting at football was nothing compared to the Germans. 105 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,038 "We'll fight them on the beaches, we'll fight them on the..." 106 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,669 Although he went on, he was right. We're an island race. It's what we do best. 107 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:03,275 It's not about colour or race, it's just the buzz of being in the front line. 108 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,237 Truth is, I just love to fight. 109 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,958 There's nothing wrong with me... 110 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,874 unlike Billy Bright, whose dad had a funny way of setting a good example for his son. 111 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,269 Right, that's it. I'll fight every one of you 112 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,954 before you move on next door to us. Come on, son! 113 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,952 With parents like that, he was never gonna end up in Greenpeace. 114 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,349 Still he was one of the first football thugs 115 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,637 to see there was a fortune to be made from England's love for ecstasy. 116 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,631 Oi, three bottles of Bud, please, mate. 117 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,952 Problem was he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. 118 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,430 And the correct medical term for that is a "total fuckin' psycho". 119 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:38,593 Bill, let's get out of here. There's about ten Stoke fans staring at us. 120 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:42,150 - How many of 'em did you say there was? - About ten. Please don't start, Bill. 121 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:46,279 - Right, which one of them's staring at me. - The big geezer with the Hackett cap on. 122 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,432 See you, you cunt. I'll cut you first. 123 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,192 And that was his idea of a good day out. 124 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,350 125 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,431 You fuckin' mugs! 126 00:09:55,520 --> 00:10:01,072 But underneath the fun and games and Range Rovers, Blliy was bitter, 127 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,151 cos he hever got to run our firm. 128 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,912 Harris was top boy and that was that. 129 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,072 He was smarter than Billy and ran things like an army unit. 130 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:12,358 Deep down Billy knew he'd never be leader and because of that he hated Zeberdee. 131 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,510 Why? Simple... 132 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,830 Zeberdee looked up to Harris and not him. 133 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,959 And the more Zeberdee looked up to Harris, the more Billy bullied him. 134 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,190 And what chance did Zeberdee have as a kid, 135 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:26,192 brought up in a concrete jungle on glue and hate? 136 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:29,192 I don't envy the young 'uns any more. It's a nightmare. 137 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:33,512 Warfare from the playground upwards and you know what you have to do to survive in combat. 138 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:34,990 Aargh! 139 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,595 140 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,194 Just like me and Rod, him and Raff are best mates, 141 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,158 only difference being they're thieving little cunts. 142 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,710 In case you're wondering, we call him Zeberdee cos he loves sniffin' powder. 143 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,360 And one dayn it'll be his downfall. 144 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,110 Hold your hand out, Raff. 145 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,350 - What? - Hold your hand out. 146 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,156 You're just a fuckin' kid, ain't you? 147 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,273 Hold your hand out, Bill. 148 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,629 Do what? 149 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,234 Hold it out like Raff and we'll see how old you are. 150 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,436 Oooh. 151 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,673 No, let's have it right. 152 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,391 You trying to mug me off? 153 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,597 Oh, shut up. I'm only fuckin' about an' that. 154 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,148 - What d'you mean, "fuckin' about"? - What? 155 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,514 What d'you mean, "what"? 156 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,511 You know, just... 157 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,477 Well, don't fuckin' just. 158 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,869 Leave it out. You trying to wind me up? 159 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,155 Ain't trying to wind anyone up. 160 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,753 I'm fuckin' serious. 161 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,071 What I want to know is, what makes you think you can come in here 162 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,718 and mug me off in front of my pals? 163 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,195 I... I didn't mean nothing by it, Bill. 164 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,072 It was only a bubble, that's all. 165 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,639 Just a bubble? 166 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:01,832 What you talking to me in that fuckin' muggy rhyming slang for? 167 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,990 I never fuckin' liked you, you little cunt. 168 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,275 You're a wrong 'un, just like your old man. 169 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,112 He was a degenerate fuckin' drunk. 170 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,633 Do you know what I'm thinking? 171 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,314 I'm thinking I should take you outside and open you up. 172 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,550 - Leave it out, Bill. - Leave what fuckin' out? 173 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,756 What, d'you wanna get involved an' all, do you? 174 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,149 Don't be stupid. I'm just saying, he's only a kid. 175 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,912 No, let's have it right, Tom. 176 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,754 If he's old enough to run round givin' it large, fuckin' bashing people up with us, 177 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,796 he's old enough to talk for himself. 178 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,790 I'll tell you something, Zeberfuckindee, 179 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,553 I think I should take you outside and teach you a lesson 180 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,394 for mugging me off and making me look a cunt in front of my fuckin' pals. 181 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,674 I... 182 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,591 I didn't say nothing. 183 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,194 Come on, outside, you little fuckin' stumblebum. 184 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,514 Leave it out, eh? 185 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:54,037 Stop mutterin' and stutterin' and fuckin' liven yourself up. 186 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,358 I fuckin' had you there! 187 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:04,156 Fuckin' hell, Zeb, you should have seen your fuckin' face. 188 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,470 I thought you was gonna burst into tears. 189 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,593 What is it, four, five... eight lagers, Donna, please, babe. 190 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,035 There'll be none of this in Australia. 191 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,873 As of next week, strictly the amber nectar. 192 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,509 Not to worry, William. I think I'm more of a cocktail man anyway. 193 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,352 Well, I won't be sitting next to you. 194 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,759 Well, that was the idea. 195 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,070 Bill, Albert, I didn't see you there. Wanna pint? 196 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,032 My grandad didn't like Bright. 197 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,155 Knew he was a bully. 198 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,471 Bill and Albert were just kids when they did their National Service. 199 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:37,519 They were one of the first off the landing crafts on June 6th. 200 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:42,151 Bill aways told me the only thing that kept him going was Albert's determination and will to live. 201 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,037 They came home proud war heroes 202 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,395 and married their childhood sweethearts. 203 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,436 And buried 'em together as well. 204 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,515 The council moved Albert to the flat above Bill and they swapped door keys, 205 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,750 always vowing to keep an eye on each other. 206 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,070 Very funny. Very, very funny! 207 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,752 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. 208 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,276 Now a little one. Now a little one. That's it, now let me get the door. 209 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,954 Let me get the door. I'll be right in there. 210 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,515 Comfy? Do you want any help with that? 211 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,592 Bet you've seen some changes, eh, you two? Yeah. 212 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,399 Bit different nowadays, though, innit, eh? Gone. 213 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,792 It's the Pakis coming over in the '70s, see. Taking over everything. Spoilt it. 214 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,713 And what you got now, eh? What you got now? 215 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,597 Fuckin' asylum seekers. 216 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:31,389 Bloody Tony fuckin' Blair. He's gotta be a poof, ain't he? New Labour? 217 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,596 I mean, and this game's gone. 218 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:37,912 There was a time I used to be able to clear seven and a half, eight hundred shots a week. 219 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,353 Not any more. Nah. 220 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,911 Now what you got is your fuckin' spades up in Soho moonlighting! 221 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,069 Moonlighting! 222 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,152 Fuck's sake, that's a joke! You need a full moon just to see 'em! 223 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,028 This country was built on good people like yourselves. 224 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,190 Not enough of you about, that's what I say. 225 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,157 Here, let me give you a hand with that. 226 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,471 Swing your old arse round in there, look. That's it, lovely. 227 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:04,076 And I just want to say, it's been a privilege to drive two gentlemen like you. 228 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,798 And the fare's on me. 229 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,553 Don't be silly. You're letting the wheelchair fool you. 230 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,312 No, I insist. 231 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,038 It's been an honour. 232 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,038 Don't forget, you watch out for them darkies, eh? 233 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,029 234 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,797 What a wanker. 235 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,438 Let's go dancing. 236 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,835 237 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,431 Although he talked a lot of bollocks, in some ways the cabbie was right. 238 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,557 Bill was what put the Great into Britain. He was an old war hero. 239 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,837 But he'd moved on. It was Australia for him and Albert now. 240 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,390 Somewhere they could live out the rest of their days in the sun. 241 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,236 Hello, Mavis, my little darling. 242 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,758 How are you? 243 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,799 I shall be sad to see you both gone, Bill. Are you packed up yet? 244 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,475 Course we have. Ain't you gonna say goodbye? 245 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,039 Can't you do better than that.? 246 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,792 What are you talking about, Bill? 247 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,313 Don't you know? 248 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,228 You fucking disgusting old man! 249 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,117 That's what I loved about Bill. 250 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,838 He was still game. 251 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,196 He'd dreamed about. Living abroad for years and how his time had come. 252 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,352 I even give him and Albert a little treat for going away. 253 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,398 My grandson gave me a going-away present. 254 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,272 A joint of his very best home-grown. 255 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,430 You mean drugs? 256 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,592 Yeah, well, you light up old, son. I'll make do with this. 257 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,115 It's amazing to think in a couple of weeks 258 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,351 we'll be watching the sun go down on the other side of the world. 259 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,315 And it won't be surrounded by tower blocks. 260 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,669 Miles of golden sand and bronze tits. 261 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,998 You packed yet? 262 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,395 Haven't given it a thought. 263 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,189 My case has been packed and sitting inside the front door for three days. 264 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,116 You want to get your skates on, Farrell. 265 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,919 Oh, stop nagging, you old woman. 266 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,553 - You know what Bert? - What's that? 267 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,149 I'm feeling dizzy. 268 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,470 You always were, you dozy bastard! 269 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,312 270 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,556 271 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,910 The next best thing to violence is sex, 272 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,753 and seeing as there's nearly 500,000 single women in London, 273 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,512 I must be in with half a chance. 274 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,433 Especially as I'd fuck anything that's breathing. 275 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,312 I tell you, I'm fuckin' mullered, me. I am fuckin' mullered. 276 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,910 Look at the fuckin' boat on it. Imagine that round your fuckin' helmet. 277 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,549 No, no, no, Tom. Proper fuckin' slosh pots. 278 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,551 Shut up, you... What's the matter with you? 279 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,871 All right, sweetheart? You all right, girl, yeah? 280 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,598 - All right? - Do you want a drink? 281 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,149 A few tequilas? 282 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,071 A couple of little cheeky tequilas, yeah? 283 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,151 Shall we get on it? 284 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,879 - A little cheeky tequila...? - Tequilas. 285 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,155 Get these two birds here a couple of tequilas. 286 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,232 I'm gonna smash the fuckin' granny out of that. 287 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,835 288 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,992 289 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,513 290 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,955 291 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:16,477 292 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,671 London's changed for the worse. 293 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,672 All the good people, right, all the good people... 294 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,753 are being forced into the suburbs, due to the influx of illegal immigrants 295 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,308 forcing their way into this country. 296 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,038 - I mean... - Hey, mate. 297 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,315 Mate, will you shut your fuckin' noise? 298 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,392 299 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,199 300 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,952 301 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,429 302 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,876 303 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:51,238 304 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,392 305 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,277 306 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,157 307 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,074 308 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,192 Here you are, sloppy bollocks. You fuckin' cunt. 309 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,236 Get up there, girl. Get up there. 310 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,510 I cannot wait to fuckin' see your fanny. 311 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,115 I'm gonna fuckin' ruin you... - Let's have a butcher's here. Rod, look. 312 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,872 - Smash you in the... - Look at that. 313 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,951 Beautiful, beautiful. 314 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,996 315 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,395 He's only fallen asleep, Tameka. 316 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,436 Same here, Shian. Little fuckers. 317 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,956 Shame. He's hung like a pike in here. 318 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,554 Good for you. I've got a stickleback in here. 319 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,996 You fuckin' little mug! 320 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,554 How dare you come into my fuckin' gaff, 321 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,632 and try and get hold of my little sister against her will? 322 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,234 You're in bandit country now, boy, 323 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,436 no-one will even know you were fuckin' here. 324 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,035 There's holes dug all over South London for people like you. 325 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,352 Jesus. I was expecting cornflakes and a quick wank. 326 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,115 But instead, I get some nutter in a Stone Island jumper and a blade in my face. 327 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,351 And worst of all, that was where all the trouble started. 328 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,274 Oi, silly bollocks. What are these? 329 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,429 What? 330 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,431 - What are they? - Flowers. 331 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,990 - What sort of flowers, dinlow? - Lilies. 332 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,116 Then what are they doing with the chrysanths? 333 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,475 All right. Sorry. 334 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,312 335 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,834 - What? - Er... there's someone here to see you, Bill. 336 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,717 Who? 337 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,950 ...the back door. Left her watching Blind Date. 338 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,918 Marched on up to The Venus and bumped into Sonny. 339 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,319 He's given me a couple of Es. 340 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,958 I've had them with a bit more thingy, 341 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,759 and wound up copping for two slosh pots out of Chigwell. 342 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,879 Smashed the granny out of the pair of 'em in the Tower Hotel till eleven, Sunday morning. 343 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,953 Yeah, I was back home in time for a Sunday roast, but I was completely fuckin' anninilated. 344 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,395 Look, I've got to go, mate. My man's here. Ta-da. 345 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,198 Good to see you, son. 346 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,872 - How are you? All right? - Not bad. 347 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,191 Heard you Chelsea boys had a little turnout at Tottenham at the weekend. 348 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,068 You ain't wrong. Heard you Millwall boys had a little turnout down in Pompey. 349 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,754 We did. We should have had a meet. Would have been fun. 350 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,831 You know where to find us. Any time you like. 351 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,911 Your time'll come. What have you got for me? 352 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,116 One thing I never understood about Bright was, 353 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,954 although he was in the Chelsea firm, he did business with the head of their rivals. 354 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:26,950 Millwall. 355 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,871 Get that. Two men that work together, 356 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,758 then kick fuck out of each other if ever they get the chance. 357 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,478 It's bang on. What you got round you? 358 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,357 Four K. 359 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,670 - Go on, then. I'll take the lot. - Cash. 360 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,432 361 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,272 Hang on. 362 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,674 Hang on. 363 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,432 Slow down. 364 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,359 What? You're fuckin' joking! 365 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,196 All right. I'll go straight up the hospital. 366 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,872 Yeah ' see you there. 367 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,996 - Problem, Fred? - It's my brother, Terry. 368 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,356 Someone's just done him round the canister with a cricket bat. 369 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,192 You're fuckin' joking? Is he all right? 370 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,599 They don't know yet. 371 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,749 Look, I gotta go. 372 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,394 - I'll keep this lot on ice for you. - I'll call you later. 373 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,948 Oi! What are you fuckin' doing? You're three hours late. 374 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,837 Don't start, mate. I've had a bit of ag. 375 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,999 What you got a sheet on for? 376 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,308 You don't wanna know. 377 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,119 You're right, I don't. Get in and sort them dinlows out. 378 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,316 They're putting lilies in with the chrysanths. 379 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,872 You got anything on under there? 380 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,039 What am I fuckin'paying for? Just get on with it 381 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,636 382 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,513 - What do you reckon, fat boy? - You look like a vicar, mate. 383 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,116 Are you fuckin' mad? This is Prada, you cunt. 384 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,031 It's iron's gear. 385 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,953 Get your fuckin' skates on. We gotta get there for the draw. 386 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,519 Horrible cunt. 387 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,077 What about the draw? How are we gonna find a telly to watch it? 388 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,230 Oh, there'll be tellies where we're going. 389 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,472 Oi, Zeb, try and make sure we've got a decent house to rob this time, will you? 390 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,312 I don't want to watch some piece of shit. 391 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,313 Slow down, will you, Davis, eh? What's the matter with you? Are you a fuckin' Hoover? 392 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,039 Whether we were thieving, fucking or fighting tonight, 393 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,237 we'd a be glued to a TV set to see who Chelsea drew in the Cup. 394 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,914 See, the beauty of the Cup draw is, it's a lucky dip, 395 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,151 a chance to meet one of the old rivals, like Cardiff or West Ham, 396 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,037 or if you're really lucky, Millwall. 397 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,872 And cos the draw meant so much to Billy, 398 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:48,795 he decided to take his long-suffering wife Barbara out for a quiet, romantic meal. 399 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,836 However, they got their wires crossed, 400 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,957 cos Barbara thought he was taking her up the West End for some tapas. 401 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,473 Let's see what's on the menu. 402 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,278 403 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,430 Oi, it's my sister! 404 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,348 405 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,433 Oh, what, your girfriend? 406 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,999 407 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,195 Oi. 408 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,273 Either turn that TV up, or tell that lot down there to hold their noise down. 409 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,713 Calm down, Bill. 410 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,751 We don't want to cause a scene. 411 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,193 No. No, you're right. 412 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,236 413 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,879 414 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,079 - The old rubber glove! - The old rubber glove, mate. 415 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,434 416 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:57,750 Oi! 417 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,674 Oi. Will you shut up? I'm trying to watch the fuckin' telly! 418 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,954 419 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,198 ...against 52. 420 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,918 Southend United. 421 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,513 57. 422 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,239 Portsmouth. 423 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,231 Will pay number 38. 424 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,151 Middlesbrough. 425 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,593 Number 22. 426 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,749 Millwall. 427 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,478 Will pay 44. 428 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,515 Chelsea. 429 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,194 Yes! Fuckin' yes! 430 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,430 Another battle then. 431 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,876 Eh? Can't fuckin' hear you. 432 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,916 Who is it, for fuck's sake? 433 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,717 Eh? 434 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,279 Yes! 435 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,715 - Who, who, who? - It's fuckin' Millwall! 436 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,634 Millwall-Chelsea. Old enemies that always ends up in murders. 437 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,914 Literally in my case, 438 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,753 cos like a mug I thought I'd get lucky in the same bar again. 439 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,912 And I see my new mate again who, of course, turns out to be Millwall. 440 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,629 Maybe I should ask him if I fucked his sister, seeing as I can't remember. 441 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:02,711 If I'd listened to my instincts and laid low, none of this mess would have happened but I didn't, 442 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,233 and I only had myself to blame. 443 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:09,189 And occasionally, and I do mean occasionally, it would be nice to have Bright out with us. 444 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,272 It's typicla that tonight he's taken his wife out for a quiet one. 445 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,555 See? He does have a gentle side. 446 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,470 Aaaarghh! 447 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,916 Zeb and Raff missed the draw cos they were doing what they do best - 448 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,470 robbing houses, something they'd later come to regret. 449 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,796 Me, I'm beginning to get the feeling old Magic Johnson's lost his touch. 450 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,271 Drive, mate! Fuckin' drive. I'm being chased! 451 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,272 Lost his touch? 452 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,475 Bollocks. 453 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,437 Hard to have a nice night out in London, eh? 454 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,756 I blame all the black s and fun pubs, myself. 455 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,434 Shut up mate. You're boring. 456 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,838 Welcome back to BBC London Sport with me, Danny Kelly. 457 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,674 Now, anyone who's listened to the Breakfast Show will have heard Danny Baker going on 458 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:02,311 about his great excitement about the prospects of Millwall and Chelsea here in London. 459 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,311 Our reporter, as always, is Pete Stevens. 460 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,676 That's right, Danny. I'm sure there's going to be a vast police presence 461 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,275 to keep the we-known hooligan elements apart from these two teams. 462 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,670 I only hope I'm not given the job of reporting live from South London. 463 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,389 I'd much rather be watching the game from the comfort of my front room. 464 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,631 Well, come on, Albert, you old bastard! We'll miss our flight. 465 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,912 All right, Bill? You look pissed off. 466 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,357 No, I'm not fuckin' all right. Some cunt burgled my house last night. 467 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,237 Hold that. 468 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,629 Suddenly, going to Millwall weren't so appealing, 469 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,711 now I knew my enemies were part of their firm 470 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,758 It's the one fuckin' place on earth I didn't want to be caught out<./i> 471 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,957 Anyway, Liverpool away, and a chance to have a good sleep on the coach. 472 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,235 473 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,515 474 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,956 475 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,190 476 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,635 477 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,359 478 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,796 479 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,676 480 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,228 481 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,153 482 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,596 483 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,352 484 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,718 485 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:40,078 486 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,037 487 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,872 488 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,915 Good, this. 489 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,388 - What did they nick, Bill? - TV, DVD... 490 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,392 Even took the fuckin' kids' PlayStation and my mobile. 491 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,232 - Your mobile? - Yeah. 492 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,351 You know what to do? Ring your number and see if they've still got it. 493 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,989 That'll freak 'em out. Tell them you know where they live and that. 494 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,958 Good call, Rods. I've got that Ride Of The Valkyries ring tone. 495 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,191 You know, the war cry. That'll fuckin' freak 'em out. 496 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,591 497 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,069 Hello? 498 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,390 You are fuckin' dead meat. 499 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,912 I didn't know it was your house. I didn't know it was your house! 500 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,037 Look, I've got all the gear. I've got the PlayStation. 501 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,870 I'll shall fuckin' open you up! 502 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,508 Fuck. 503 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,513 Where are you from, mate? 504 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,431 Just around. 505 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,839 Are you fookin' Chelsea? 506 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,233 Yeah. 507 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,039 You flash cockney bastards. Do you know Stanley? 508 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,439 Run! 509 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,309 510 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,958 Go on, run, you pair of rats. 511 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,276 Drive on again mate. Drive on. 512 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,115 Hey! Stop the fuckin' bus, you cunt! 513 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,236 Fuckin' come on! 514 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,314 Where the fuck are you running now? 515 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,756 Cunts! Fuckin' cunts! 516 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,396 517 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,278 Go on. Fuck off! 518 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,632 Come here. You didn't fuckin' shine there, did you, son? 519 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,709 What? 520 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,315 I've got to go to work on him now, stop him opening you up. 521 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,197 You silly bollocks. 522 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,838 What was all that about? 523 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,313 But we did 'em, didn't we, H? 524 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,755 Billy had a real punishmeht lined up for Zeberdee. 525 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,719 He weren't the forgiving type, but as long as Harris was around, he couldn't touch him. 526 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,031 And Harris and Billy certainy didn't need another reason to fall out. 527 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,796 528 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,436 529 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,996 Right. No thieving. No bringing attention to yourselves. 530 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,354 Just keep your nuts down. 531 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,398 I want you to be outside and back on the road in five minutes. 532 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,755 Oh, yeah, and whatever you do, no fighting. 533 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,278 Bit rich, coming from him, innit? 534 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,514 Zeb, what did Billy say to you? 535 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,068 He said we've got to get his gear back to him by tomorrow. 536 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,594 And we've got to apologise to his wife and kids. 537 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,990 You've had a result there. You're lucky. He could have battered you. 538 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,559 Blinding result, eh? 539 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:22,111 This complete nutter will never talk to us again, and everyone think s we're thieving little cunts. 540 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:26,352 You are thieving little cunts. But you know what you've got to do, don't you? 541 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,874 Prove yourself at Millwall. That'll sort it out. 542 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,509 Yeah, do the business down there, and you'll be an hero in his eyes. 543 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,150 Will you stop moaning about beer? All you do is complain about beer. 544 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:02,199 I'll be opening bottles with my fuckin' teeth all the way up there, Bill. 545 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,032 Could have done with a couple of cans. 546 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,076 Shouldn't have had that chicken burger. 547 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,594 Stone me, it's them Stoke fans that done us. 548 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,870 - Where? - Over there. Look. It's them. 549 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,791 - It is them. - It is an' all. 550 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,950 On the Rory, on the Rory, on the Rory. 551 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,191 Listen. We'll get the beers safe. Then we'll outflank 'em, yeah? 552 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,271 I ain't saying a word. 553 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,998 What the fuck are you doing? 554 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,991 There's two of them Stoke fans that done us. 555 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,389 Drop 'em now. We'll be late for the meet. 556 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,596 Fuck 'em. They kicked the shit out of us. 557 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,433 No. The gavvers are over there. 558 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:33,714 I'll give you fuckin' "no"! 559 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,756 560 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,796 Northern cunt! 561 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,549 Fuckin' idiots. 562 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,238 Slow down, you two, for fuck's sake! 563 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,914 What, was you fuckin' bullied at school, was you? 564 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,394 Have fun, boys. 565 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,276 Who are you fuckin' looking at? 566 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,750 567 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,352 Billy's extensive vocabulary would never get him into Parliament. 568 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,228 And this lot could be West Ham, Cardiff, Arsenal, Stoken even Man Uhited. 569 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,993 Don't matter to me. The odds don't look very good. 570 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,360 Know what? I think I'll call it a night. Tom? 571 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,032 Yeah, let's go and have a beer. 572 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,714 Yeah, good idea. We'll jog on. What about you, Tom? 573 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,633 All right, boys. I'll see you in a bit. Order us some Miller. 574 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,393 - Light? - Er... regular. 575 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,153 - No problem. - See you later. 576 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,033 577 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,076 578 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,794 579 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,798 580 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,197 You all right down there, mister? 581 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,713 What happened to you? 582 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,873 I've had the shit kicked out of me. What about you? 583 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,352 Me? I'm dead. 584 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,795 Bill! Rod! 585 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,155 Help! Where are you? 586 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,754 Bill! Help! 587 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,830 Fuckin' hell. 588 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,150 Liven yourself up. We're in court in half an hour. 589 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,468 Court? What? 590 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,471 Fuck... What about my dream? 591 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,997 What the fuck was that dream a about? Who was the pikey kid with the bandaged face? 592 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,355 Where was that tunnel? What did i all mean? 593 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,591 Fuck it. Must be that nutty skunk again. 594 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,752 What's wrong with you, Bright? You're 40 years old, 595 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,479 and still you offend persistently. 596 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,357 I see children with more common sense. 597 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,078 What did you say? 598 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:31,790 Don't you dare answer me with that insolent tongue of yours, you fat fucking slob! 599 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,793 The Establishment call us chidren while they're at King's Cross having sex with 'em. 600 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,599 I should tell this old queer to join us down at Millwall. 601 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,319 He might enjoy swapping that silly wig for having a row. 602 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,439 Yes, sir. I'm very sorry, sir. It won't happen again, sir. You can be sure of that. 603 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,671 I do hope that's the case, Mr Bright. I'm passing this over for reports. 604 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,352 I'll see you in a month for sentence. 605 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,192 - And Bright - Yes, sir? 606 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,748 If you appear before me again before that date, 607 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,674 I won't hesitate to give you a custodial sentence of a least five years... 608 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,672 Why is it, while I'm having hightmares about dead kids, 609 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,752 Rod's slipping into the court clerk? What's he got I'm missing? 610 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,559 Shame. He's hung like a pike in here. 611 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,359 And it's tricky cos he's been known to get serious. 612 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,113 613 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,158 614 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,513 How are the tulips selling? They flew out at the market. 615 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,999 What's happening, Tom? 616 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:31,029 Here. I got nicked with Bright the other day, kicking off with the OB. You'd have loved it. 617 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,908 Nice one, Tom. Sounds really clever. It's not my scene any more. 618 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,560 Yeah, well, I'm just saying. 619 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,599 Well, go and say it somewhere else, and don't come down my stall giving it the big 'un. 620 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,829 All right. Slow down, Ad. 621 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,992 Slow down? I'll tell you about fuckin' "slow down". 622 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:50,119 What's the matter with you, clumping people? Ain't it about time you started growing up? 623 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,193 You're nearly 30. You wanna get hold of yourself. It's all a lot of bollocks, anyway. 624 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,636 - What? - You're a bright kid. Work it out. 625 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,154 - Here you are. - No, they're from both of us. 626 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,835 Tommy... think about it. 627 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,394 Nearly 30? What's he on about? 628 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:23,314 Jesus! I only wanted a bunch of fuckin' flowers, and he tells me to think about my life. 629 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,476 See you, Albert. 630 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,673 What's Harris and Bright doing there? 631 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,676 I could hardly stop them, Bill. 632 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,558 They're foolish men, Tom. 633 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,916 Harris think s we're connected cos I fought in the war. 634 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,994 What he doesn't understand is, I fought to stop people like him with their Fascist opinions. 635 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,916 Billy is a fuckin' idiot. 636 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,232 Are you still going to Australia? 637 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,233 I don't know. There's a spare ticket going begging, if you're interested. 638 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,996 Your cousins would love to see you. 639 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,078 Do yourself a favour. 640 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,839 Put a bit of distance between you and all that stuff you're mixed up in. 641 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,151 I'm all right, Bill. 642 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,719 I'm just having a laugh. 643 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,756 Well, just be careful. 644 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,638 Next time you visit the boneyard, it could be in a box. 645 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,838 What are you fuckin' doing here, you little cunt? 646 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,115 I've cme to pay my respects. 647 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,509 Well, you're not wanted. 648 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,832 Let's have it right. You didn't even fuckin' know him, did you? Did you? 649 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,558 Well, put your soppy cap on, then, and fuck off. 650 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,678 Go on, jog on. 651 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,676 Don't forget our appointment. 652 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,478 653 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,395 All right, boys? What's happening? 654 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,835 Why have you got a dartboard drawn on your shirt, Zeb? 655 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,229 Well, what's it got to do with you, you mug? 656 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,110 All right, boys. First one to a hundred. 657 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:13,795 Aaaarghh! 658 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,038 Aaaarghh! 659 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,315 Stand up straight. 660 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,474 661 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,235 He wants to know which one stole the PlayStation. 662 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,469 Me. 663 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,878 Good call. Crack on. 664 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,589 Aaaarghh! 665 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,671 Oi, shithead, hold your hand out. 666 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,797 - What, Zeb? - I said, hold your hand out. 667 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,672 Just a kid, ain't you? 668 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,116 You hold your hand out, Zeb. Let's see how old you are. 669 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,031 Are you trying to fuckin' mug me off? 670 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,397 With Millwall round the corner, it was time for the juniors to play 671 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,472 Nice to see Billy and Fred could put their differences aside 672 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,630 when it come to their kids. 673 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:16,077 Bit of a coincidence, eh? Our kids play against each other just before we meet in the Cup. 674 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,470 Somehow, I don't think this game's gonna get quite as messy. Do you? 675 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,471 Fancy yourselves in bandit country, then? 676 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,870 Well, let's have it right. If history's anything to go by, 677 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,428 last time we met you lot, we ran you all over London. 678 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,351 You couldn't run 100 yards, mate! 679 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,955 - Won't fuckin' need to, either! - Don't get lemon, Bill. It don't suit you. 680 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,314 Spell it, you cunt. 681 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,152 C-U-N-T. Cunt. 682 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,231 I meant "lemon", soppy bollocks. 683 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,996 We'll see about lemon when you're lost in deep south, you fat fuckin' prick. 684 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,311 Whoa! Now we're getting personal. Now, what's your problem? 685 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,949 That you have to open your kebab shop soon or that you buy Charlie off a white man? 686 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:55,319 Well, how does it feel doing business with a Turk, when you're supposed to be right wing? 687 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,118 Scooby-Do's less confused than you. 688 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,430 You'll be confused when I open your canister up. 689 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,590 You wanna wait till the game or make one now? 690 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,831 Don't punch above your weight, you long streak of piss. 691 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,639 Well, stop punching your old woman about, then, wanker. 692 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:09,278 What did you fuckin' say, you mug? 693 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,828 You fuckin' heard, you fat fuckin' Johnson cunt. 694 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,753 Fuckin' mug! Look at you, you cunt! 695 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,479 Get off me, you... Get off me, you cunt! 696 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,433 697 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,715 Fuck this. If they can't be grown up, let's go. 698 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,472 I'll fuckin' do you! 699 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,192 Just as I thought. Rod's been plating the court clerk's Gary, 700 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,589 and now she wants to meet his mates. 701 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:47,196 I told him I already met her in the dock, but he insisted on a social one. 702 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:51,751 And why is it that when your best mate meets a girl, he quickly changes into a fuckin' melt, 703 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,912 and acts like he's only known you for ten minutes? 704 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,754 So... what do you do, then, Thomas? 705 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,877 Thomas? Kick people's fuckin' heads in for a laugh. 706 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,269 And you shoud know, div. You read the charges out. 707 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,112 Me? 708 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,031 I work long and hard. 709 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,357 Sounds like Rod! 710 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,309 - Yeah? 711 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,070 Cor... 712 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,197 Jesus, he's really picked one here. The worst sort of all. 713 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:31,637 Wannabe middle-class scum. I'd like to kick the cunt back to Penge. 714 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:33,073 Seems nice. 715 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,355 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a top bloke. 716 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,273 Bill, it's Tom. Fancy a quiet drink? I'm bored out of my skull. 717 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,238 Meet me at work around seven in the morning. 718 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,276 Don't worry. I'll bring my tools. 719 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,479 - Fancy a sauna? - Good call, Bill. 720 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,118 721 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,914 Johnson! 722 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:04,914 Johnson! 723 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,278 All right, Billy. What's it gonna be today? A little lavender head massage? 724 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,432 No, forget that and just crack straight on with the blow job, eh? 725 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,636 Stone me, she won't be working for a week. What was that screaming about? 726 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,153 - What do you think? - Good boy. 727 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,710 What do you think the screaming was about? I'm having a fuckin' breakdown. 728 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:26,555 With my back against the wall there was only one thing for it - seek counsle from Bright. 729 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,471 Bill, can I talk to you for a minute? 730 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,596 Yeah, yeah, course you can, son. 731 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,830 It's just er... I keep... 732 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,308 I dunno. I just keep... You know? 733 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,152 Yeah, yeah, I know. 734 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,554 - Really? - Yeah, I know. 735 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,755 736 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,796 Fuck! Fuck it. I thought it was just me. 737 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,480 No, listen. It happens to me all the time. 738 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,755 No, don't worry about it. It's sweet. 739 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,432 Don't worry. I'm gonna sort you out. 740 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,511 Thank s, Bill. You're a fuckin' good man. 741 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,033 Listen. Don't mention it. 742 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,192 - Here you are. - What? 743 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,838 Go on son. Crack on. Go on. 744 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,438 745 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,759 Enjoy! 746 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,751 Should have seen that one coming. 747 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,912 The last person on earth you want to talk to when you're paranoid 748 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,753 Ask Bright for advice, and you get fuckin' Viagra. 749 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,115 750 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,955 And what a good mate he was in my time of need. 751 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,430 Fuckin' fat little cunt lazing about with his Penge minge. 752 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,589 Wake up, sleepy. 753 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,830 That was my parents on the phone. 754 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,718 They're coming to London at the weekend and want to take us out. 755 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,439 Well, as long as it ain't Saturday. We got Millwall. 756 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,192 It is Saturday, Rod. 757 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,992 What about Sunday? 758 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:31,471 They're going to my brother's in Reading. Don't tell me you'd rather go to football. 759 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,788 Well, I am male. 760 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,950 It's one game. 761 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,473 I am male. 762 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,949 But my parents only come round once every few months. 763 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,679 Yeah, Millwall comes round less than the eclipse, babe. 764 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,193 Well, don't just run out. 765 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,511 - I'm going to work. - Let's talk about it, eh? 766 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,999 There's nothing to talk about. 767 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,390 You either meet my parents on Saturday or you never meet them. 768 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:11,073 All right, boys? 769 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,549 Yeah. Sweet. Speak to you later. 770 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,516 Fuck off. 771 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,233 - Are you serving? - Yeah, what do you need? Whites or browns? 772 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,396 Hit him, hit him! Hit the cunt. 773 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,112 Come here. 774 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,911 Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! 775 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,356 Grab the fuckin' rock. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 776 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:46,989 Cunt! 777 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,638 Come on! 778 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,398 - Fuckin' hell! - Shit, that must have been Zeberdee. 779 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,038 Come, let's go. 780 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,958 My grandad's life was disappearing in front of his eyes. 781 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:07,636 With Albert dead, he had no-one, apart from me, so it was time to give him some family support, 782 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,109 and maybe even some friendly advice. 783 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,875 You should come to Millwall at the weekend. That'll liven you up a bit. 784 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,593 You all right for money, Bill? 785 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,875 Cos you know you've only got to ask. 786 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,349 I'm earning a few quid down the market now. 787 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,112 It ain't as if I got a bird to spend it on. 788 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,349 Unlike Rod. 789 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,591 You sound over the moon about that. 790 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,238 Yeah, well... 791 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,152 Your chance'll come. 792 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,676 Don't you ever get the itch? 793 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,558 Yeah. 794 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,069 I can see myself on a sun lounger in my back garden, 795 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,515 a couple of kids running about... 796 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,556 sipping my Pimm's quietly. 797 00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:58,795 Kids, eh? 798 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,233 Yeah. Why not? 799 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:02,553 What's their names? 800 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,712 Dorian, after my mate. 801 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,233 Dorian? 802 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,197 Both of them? 803 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,269 Yeah, probably. 804 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,873 What if they're girls? 805 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:16,955 Dorian. 806 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,472 You're a good boy, Tom. 807 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,153 Keep your eye on my wallet, Bill. 808 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,992 I'm going to the toilet. 809 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,109 I tell you what, Fred. 810 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,998 This area beats South London hands down. 811 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,396 Bollocks, does it. I'll have Bermondsey any day. 812 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,960 It's full of spivs and skint hoorays round here. 813 00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,032 I just wanna find this fuckin' Tommy Johnson and get out of here. 814 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,714 Let's just cut him and fuck off back over south. 815 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,438 You're not wrong. 816 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:09,109 Oi, you, skint boat, come here. 817 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,080 - Me? - Yes, fuckin' you. Come here. 818 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,192 Come on. 819 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,994 Ever heard of a geezer called Tommy Johnson? 820 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:24,838 Johnson... 821 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,438 Johnson... 822 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,152 No, I've never heard of him, mate. 823 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,468 Yeah? 824 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,913 Yeah. 825 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,399 So, what's your name? 826 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,990 - What? - I said, what's your fuckin' name? 827 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,515 Dorian. 828 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,155 Poof! 829 00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:49,789 Dorian? Sounds like a fuckin' poof. 830 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,711 Yeah, I know. 831 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,233 Just a name, though, innit? 832 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,639 Prove it. 833 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:57,515 Prevve wmnat? 834 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,909 Stop fuckin' stuttering, and fuckin' prove it. 835 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,991 Just show him some fuckin' brief. 836 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,478 Er... 837 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,796 I ain't got my wallet on me, mate. 838 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,993 Go on, then. Fuck off, you mug. Go on. 839 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,229 840 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,833 Hang on. 841 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,391 We'll see who the fuck you really are. Give us your phone. 842 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,637 843 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,439 Who's this? 844 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,670 Hello. It's Rod. Is Dorian there? 845 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,434 You've had a fuckin' touch. Little mug. 846 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,272 Come on. Let's go. 847 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,153 848 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:53,390 Do you reckon he's somewhere else? 849 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,199 We'll try the other gaff. He's got to be here somewhere. 850 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,671 Fuckin' hell! Did your arse drop, son? 851 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,433 You'd fuckin' think so! I tell you. 852 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:20,479 The moment I seen them follow you in, I knew you'd give them a dodgy name. 853 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,710 It's a little trick we picked up in the army. 854 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,792 I'm definitely calling my kids Dorian now. Dorian. 855 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,393 - Dorian. - Dorian. 856 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,433 See you, Rodder, I fuckin' love you sometimes. Do you know that? 857 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,829 You ain't too bad yourself, Johnson. 858 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,957 I'm well up for it now. The omens are good. Millwall who? 859 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,395 I'm gonna have a right fuckin' buzz down there. 860 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,395 Yeah. 861 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:44,993 Don't say it, Rod. 862 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,672 What? 863 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,239 You fuckin' know. 864 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,676 Look, Tom, fuckin'... Her mum and dad are coming down. 865 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,511 Tom, you'll need these where you're going. 866 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,433 867 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,118 868 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,993 How you doing, mister? 869 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,594 Nah. Not good. You? 870 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,238 Still dead. 871 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,039 Sorry about that. Am I? 872 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,270 No, you're still alive. 873 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,272 - Who are you, mate? - Don't know mate. 874 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,715 Can't tell till I take these bandages off. 875 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,676 876 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,353 What? 877 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,396 What do you mean, "what"? 878 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,117 What are you looking at me like that for? 879 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,872 You don't know? 880 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,275 What, Rod? 881 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,635 You don't remember what you done last night? 882 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:35,312 I was fuckin' lashed, wasn't I? 883 00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:42,029 Last thing I remember was being in the boozer with you and my grandad. 884 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,678 Jesus, Tom... 885 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,070 For fuck's sake, Rod, what's so bad? 886 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,639 You don't remember Barbara? 887 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,474 Barbara who? 888 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,755 You tried to get off with Billy's wife. 889 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,593 Fuck off. 890 00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,671 And when she blanked you, you beat her up. 891 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,956 - What? - You broke her fuckin' jaw, Tom. 892 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,916 I know you're winding me up, Rod. 893 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,356 Please tell me you're winding me up, Rod. 894 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,112 I ain't, mate. 895 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,751 Fuck off, King. I tell you what. I'll ring Zeb. He'll fuckin' know. 896 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:23,999 All right, Zeb? 897 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:27,152 Fuckin' hell, Tom. I don't know what to say. 898 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,953 You went berserk mate. 899 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:34,192 I've got to wash my hands of this one. The cunt's been playing darts with me. 900 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,872 What am I gonna do, Rod? 901 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,798 You're gonna have to go round there. 902 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,518 What? 903 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,716 Just go round there and fuckin' beg. 904 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:52,395 Well, that's a good idea. I might as well break her fuckin' nose while I'm at it. 905 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,755 I don't know what else to say to you, Tom. 906 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,558 No, you're right. I'II... 907 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,033 I'll fling myself on my knees and let him kick the fuck out of me. 908 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,554 Hopefully, he'll have mercy on me if I'm on the floor. 909 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,113 You know him better than me, mate. 910 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,474 That's the problem. I know what he'll do. 911 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,110 912 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,595 Johnson. 913 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,919 Listen, Bill, listen. On my life, I don't remember nothing. 914 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,753 I was obviously smashed out of my tree. I've woke up... 915 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,990 I'm none the wiser, Bill. Please, Bill. 916 01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:04,470 I don't know what's gone on, mate swear to you. Please Bill. Please. 917 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,913 My life. 918 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:13,274 You soppy, muggy streak of piss. I can't fuckin' believe you fell for that! 919 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,078 920 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,029 If you'd touched my woman, you'd already be dead! 921 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,758 Fuckin' arseholes. 922 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,239 Fuckin' funny, that, innit? 923 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,592 Go on. Have a fuckin' laugh, will you? Go on. Really fuckin'... 924 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,750 I really fuckin' need this at the moment, 925 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:32,992 what with my dreams, fuckin' florists, fuckin' billboards... 926 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,035 Bollocks! 927 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,113 Cunts. 928 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:38,679 On his fuckin' knees! 929 01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:49,632 With mates like mine you certainly don't need enemies. Jesus. 930 01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,711 Three weeks ago, I was getting on with my life. 931 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,713 But now, with Millwall round the corner, I'm half the man I was, which ain't saying much. 932 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,756 And the worst is yet to come. 933 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,393 Here's Mark with the sport. 934 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:02,630 Well, the third round takes place this Saturday, 935 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,996 and of course the pick of the ties has got to be Chelsea against Millwall. 936 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,356 I know police leave is cancelled, but this goes beyond that. 937 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,998 This is that ancient rivalry... 938 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,274 Hello, Bill. 939 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,828 Donna, give him a pint, love. Put 'em on the tab. 940 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,119 - How's your luck? - Not bad, Billy. How are you? 941 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,239 Right. Same as before. 942 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,834 I'll take some of you lot down through South Bermondsey, 943 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,388 and Tommy will take the rest from Surrey Quays. 944 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:29,753 Where's the meet? 945 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,273 It can't be too far away. 946 01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,430 They'll have spotters out all over the place. 947 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:36,478 - And it's on top of the Old Bill before we start. - What about Billy? 948 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:38,754 What about Billy? 949 01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,717 He knows Millwall like the back of his hand. 950 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,837 Fuck Billy. He don't know what he's doing any more. 951 01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:48,230 Now, let's have it right. We all know he's become a liability. 952 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,788 Granted, yeah he can have a row. 953 01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,996 But he can't run a turnout down in South London. 954 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,117 He's a fuckin' lunatic. Look what happened in Liverpool. 955 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,519 Bollocksed the day up. 956 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,916 His problem is, he's taken too much of that shit up his nose. 957 01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,993 Just forget him. 958 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,718 Slow down. He's one of your own. 959 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,791 Hang on. You've got to make Harris right here. 960 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,917 It's like having a big kid around. He's a fuckin' dope, mate. 961 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,231 Just let him take Zeberdee and those chavvies. That'll do him. 962 01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,197 You just wipe your mouth of him. 963 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,952 He's a spent force. 964 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,358 Bill... 965 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,398 Bill! 966 01:03:58,760 --> 01:03:59,988 What's the matter, babe? 967 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,469 You think I'm all right, don't you? 968 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,709 What? 969 01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,198 I'm all right, aren't I? 970 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,236 Yeah, course you are, you silly sod. 971 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,318 Come here. 972 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,118 Eat your dinner. 973 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:34,835 Bright! 974 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,953 Don't fuckin' creep up on me like that, you si! 975 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,439 Bill. Take it easy. 976 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,636 How comes you weren't down the pub last night? 977 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,278 Fell asleep, didn't I? 978 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,590 How comes you know I weren't there? 979 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,557 Harris belled me and asked where you were. 980 01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:53,279 Well, he didn't fuckin' bell me. Maybe he forgot, eh? 981 01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,798 - Got it? - Fuck me! What's that for? 982 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,154 Millwall. 983 01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,993 Don't be stupid. You can't take a gun down there. 984 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,516 - It's only a flare gun. - What are you on about? You'll kill someone. 985 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,591 Meant to be having a laugh aren't we? 986 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,394 Fuckin' hell, Bill. 987 01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:16,879 You're on the turn, ain't you? 988 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,394 - You ain't got nothing to prove. - Ain't I? 989 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,596 990 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:49,551 You look as handsome as you did on our wedding day. 991 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,915 Where are your medals? 992 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,230 You can't go to Whitehall without them, dear. 993 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:58,272 You're a hero William. Go and put them on dear. 994 01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,038 Make me the proudest woman alive. 995 01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:30,673 Don't look at me. 996 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:43,633 997 01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,517 Yeah, go on. Fuck off, you Pakis. 998 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,589 Fuck off! 999 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:52,638 Got the little chavvy? Corned beefs all over the gaff. 1000 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,119 I know, I know, I know. 1001 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,839 Did you see the state of his boat? Did you see it? 1002 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,309 You don't even know you're fuckin' born! 1003 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,038 Oh, fuck off. 1004 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,158 1005 01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,156 Go on, fuck off, you old mug! 1006 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,838 1007 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,558 1008 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,319 I know who I am now. 1009 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,038 Show me, then. 1010 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,910 1011 01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,191 1012 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:34,875 1013 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,076 All right, for fuck's sake. 1014 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,320 Hurry up, lazy bollocks. It's Millwall today. 1015 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:46,875 You all right? 1016 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,758 I'm sweet, mate. I'm fuckin' buzzing. This is it. 1017 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,550 What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost. 1018 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:57,710 Listen, Zeb. Listen, listen. 1019 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,392 You... You'd better just... 1020 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:02,870 What, Tom? Fucking hell, Tom, what had I better do? 1021 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,876 Just look after yourself. It might turn ugly. 1022 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,952 Don't worry about me. I'm gonna be a fuckin' hero. 1023 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,235 Liven up, we've got to meet the others. 1024 01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:16,472 I tell you, it's a fuckin' buzz! Come on! 1025 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:18,516 1026 01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:00,234 Here, Tom, where's Rod? 1027 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,709 Fuck knows. You all right? 1028 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:05,473 Yeah. Couldn't sleep, could I? Fuckin' buzzing. 1029 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:23,199 The wretch from Penge had got her claws in, and only a miracle could bring him back. 1030 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,317 But I couldn't see it happening. I'd lost him when I needed him most. 1031 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:30,279 And not even someone of Rod's calibre woud have the bottle to say... 1032 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:32,715 That espresso's really kicked in. 1033 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,677 Darling you don't drink espresso. 1034 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:47,595 Tell me more about the air conditioning, Rodney. I'm fascinated. 1035 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,675 Air conditioning? 1036 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,558 You told me you run an air-conditioning firm. 1037 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:57,076 Well, we have a few vans out on jobs at once most of the time. 1038 01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,037 Well, it's always busier in the summer. 1039 01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,475 Nothing like a soaring temperature to help the work. 1040 01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:05,269 Anyway, most of the time I just sit around the office, waiting for the weekend. 1041 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,272 Don't get me wrong. I love the money the job pays. 1042 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:12,751 But my real passion lies in kicking people's fucking heads in at football. 1043 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:16,435 See, I've got to channel it somewhere, and as you can tell by my bulging stomach, 1044 01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:19,193 I don't participate in too many sporting activities. 1045 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,350 And I don't do drugs. 1046 01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:23,476 Well, that's not entirely true, but not a lot. 1047 01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:27,314 So, I need my release, and a good fuckin' fight seems the best way. Wouldn't you agree? 1048 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:29,953 Maybe no.t 1049 01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:34,716 At least I wouldn't be walking around like you - fuckin' horrible cunts with stick s up your arses, 1050 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,712 trying to pretend your little suburban nightmare's all right. 1051 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:40,268 Then again, it just depe,ds which way you look at it. 1052 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,510 Mate, can we have the... 1053 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,678 No, I'll... 1054 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,192 Rod! I fuckin' knew you'd make it! 1055 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,157 Wouldn't miss it for the world, mate. 1056 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,390 There's a fuckin' shot, man. 1057 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:21,636 1058 01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:29,638 1059 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,915 You lot fuckin' ready for us, or what? 1060 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,195 Well, let's see how game you really are. 1061 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,273 So, come and find us, then, shithead. 1062 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:42,750 Oh, and be careful. Remember you're gonna be in deep south. 1063 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,559 Away from all the crowds and the ready eye. 1064 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:47,153 So, watch your fuckin' backs. 1065 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:49,913 - Fuckin' hell! - Let's have it! 1066 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,956 1067 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,150 1068 01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,151 1069 01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:02,673 1070 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,830 1071 01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:06,399 1072 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,157 1073 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:10,309 Hello, Tom. 1074 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,594 What's happening, Joe boy? 1075 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,113 Everything's sweet round here. 1076 01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,475 - Where's Harris? - On his way from South Bermondsey. 1077 01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:17,437 Get yourself up on the bridge lively. 1078 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,669 Later on. Bye. 1079 01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:21,476 1080 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:27,239 - Hello, Joe, son. Where are you? - On the bridge. It's all quiet down here. 1081 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,390 Keep your eyes peeled. WeŽll be there soon. 1082 01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:31,038 Give you a bell if I see anything. 1083 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,998 - Crack on. - Speak to you later. 1084 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,548 1085 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,475 1086 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:42,352 1087 01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:45,037 1088 01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,519 1089 01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:48,395 1090 01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,151 1091 01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,879 1092 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,799 1093 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:07,190 - Right. Here you are. It's sweet. - Other end of the bridge, lively. 1094 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:09,111 1095 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:10,918 1096 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,070 1097 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,479 1098 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,032 1099 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,314 1100 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,638 1101 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,118 1102 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:25,395. 1103 01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:27,789 Sweet, Bill? Get down here all right? 1104 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,996 30 years I've stood toe to toe with you. 1105 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,911 You fuckin' mug me off like that? 1106 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:32,955 Forget it. 1107 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,156 1108 01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:37,276 1109 01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,112 1110 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:41,316 1111 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,197 1112 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:44,952 1113 01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,076 1114 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,037 1115 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:50,519 1116 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,429 1117 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,077 1118 01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:58,436 1119 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,996 Anyone who runs is gonna get properly served up when we get home. 1120 01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:07,672 You got it? 1121 01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,835 Are you all right, son, yeah? 1122 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,478 Yeah. Are you? 1123 01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:18,470 I've got to tell you now. I've got a really bad fuckin' feeling about this. 1124 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,993 1125 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,391 1126 01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:28,799 1127 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:31,393 1128 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:32,629 1129 01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:34,278 1130 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:36,469 1131 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:38,675 1132 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:40,514 1133 01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:42,952 1134 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,952 1135 01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:55,198 1136 01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:57,236 1137 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,151 1138 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,195 1139 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,236 Come on! For fuck's sake. 1140 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,198 1141 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:07,032 1142 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,269 1143 01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:10,554 1144 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:12,514 1145 01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:14,508 1146 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,516 1147 01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:20,034 Oi. Oi. Hold it here. Hold it. Hold it. 1148 01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:22,076 1149 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:28,359 Hold it. Oi. Keep your fuckin' voices down. 1150 01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:30,112 Keep your fuckin' voices down. 1151 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:31,758 Keep it quiet. Keep it quiet. 1152 01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,592 1153 01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:48,272 Fuckin' wankers! 1154 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,038 Fuck. 1155 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:57,079 1156 01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:01,308 Cunts! 1157 01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:02,594 You and your f... 1158 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,670 Clear the area. 1159 01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:18,512 Immediately. 1160 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:23,194 Fuckin' cunt! 1161 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,194 Disperse, immediately. 1162 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:41,315 I repeat: disperse now. 1163 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,236 Clear the area. 1164 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,398 Get him! 1165 01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:56,753 Step on the cunt! 1166 01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,195 Get the cunt on the floor. Get into him! 1167 01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:08,398 Johnson! Johnson! Leave my fuckin' brother in Casualty, you cunt? 1168 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:10,471 1169 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,876 Get the fuck back! 1170 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:03,598 Get out of the way! 1171 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,638 Leave it. 1172 01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,675 You nearly wound up in the boneyard, my son. 1173 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,393 How come you're here? 1174 01:19:57,480 --> 01:19:59,436 They call it grieving. 1175 01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:01,988 I call it falling fuckin' over. 1176 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,360 Rod and the others was up. Brought you some grapes. 1177 01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:15,036 Was er... Zeberdee there? 1178 01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:17,680 Erm... young fella with black hair? 1179 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:20,751 What, that little prick? Yes, he was. 1180 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,831 1181 01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:24,672 Thank fuck for that. 1182 01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:31,834 What about Australia, Bill? 1183 01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:33,876 I'll fly next Tuesday. 1184 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,798 What about you? 1185 01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:41,198 What about me? 1186 01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:43,918 Huh! 1187 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:45,672 Was it worth it? 1188 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:03,276 Kicked half to death, florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions. 1189 01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,157 One of the old soldiers gone for ever. 1190 01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:06,673 Bright gone for a seven, 1191 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:11,390 and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing I'll be pulling for months is a chain. 1192 01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:15,359 After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was a worth it. 1193 01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:21,192 Course it fuckin' was. 1194 01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:23,236 1195 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:28,196 1196 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:32,434 Yeah, just get a pint over here. 1197 01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:44,151 They reckon, as soon as he got sentenced, he started crying his eyes out. 1198 01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:47,198 I'll do it standing on my head, you mug. Fuck off. 1199 01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:52,229 You corrupt cunt. It's people like you that are ruining this fuckin' country, you nonce. 1200 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,390 - Take him down. - Fuckin' mug. 1201 01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,038 Here you are. 1202 01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:00,397 - Where are you going, you slippery cunt? - Khazi. He gave me a livener. 1203 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:03,517 Zeb, leave me some, or you're fuckin' dead. 1204 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,277 What's happenin', Zeberfuckindee?