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The earth
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Is in a blaze
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Is in a maze
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Of life today
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Is strange and odd
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What happened
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Across the sea
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May come
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To you and me
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Whoa. Come
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Let us go back
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To God
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Go back
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- To God
- Oh. Come on
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Let's go back to God
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- Let us go back
- Let's go back to God
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- Come on
- Let's go back to God
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- Let us go back
- Let's go back to God
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- Without my Lord
- Let's go back to God
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- It's mighty hard
- Let's go back to God
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- Whoa. Yeah
- Let's go back to God
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- Wander path. Yeah
- Let's go back to God
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- Left his mark
- Let's go back to God
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- Come on. Yes
- Let's go back to God
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- Let us go back
- Let's go back to God
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- Go back to God
- Come. Let us go back
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To God
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Uh!
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Oh...
Afternoon, Mrs. Munson.
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Afternoon, Sheriff.
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- You know the Funthes boy?
- Um...
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Mackatee Funthes?
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Oh, no, not him.
Weemack.
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- Mackatee's eldest.
- Oh, yeah...
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- I don't believe I do.
- Well, he's a good boy and all,
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but he done gone down to the Costco
in Pascagoula and got hisself a blaster.
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- What?
- And he been playing that music.
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- Well, if you want, you know, I could...
- Loud!
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- Well, I could go talk to him if you...
- "Left My Wallet in El Segundo."
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- He left his wallet?
- Hippity-hop music!
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You know, they calls it hippity-hop music,
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but it don't make me
want to go hippity-hop.
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Hm.
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And Othar don't like that music neither.
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- It's been disturbin' Othar then, has it?
- Well, how could it help but do?
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"Left My Wallet in El Segundo"!
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And, Sheriff, do you know what they call
colored folks in them songs?
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Have you got any idea?
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- No, ma'am, I don't think...
- Niggers!
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I don't even want to say the word.
Now, I won't say it twice,
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- I can tell you that. I say it one time...
- Yes, ma'am.
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...in the course of swearin'
down my complaint.
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- Yes'm.
- Niggers!
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Mm-mm-mm!
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2000 years after Jesus!
30 years after Martin Luther King!
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The age of Montel!
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- Mm-mm-mm!
- Sweet lord of mercy,
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- is that where we at?
- Mm-hm.
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Weemack down to Pascagoula
and gettin' hisself
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a big ol' thumpety stereo
so he can listen to that trash!
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- Sheriff, you got to help that boy.
- You want me to help him?
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Extend that helpin' hand.
Show an interest.
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- Well, we're here to help.
- Well, God bless you for that.
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You don't want to be tried
and found wantin'.
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- No, ma'am.
- No, many, many done
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tunkalow parzen, Sheriff.
Many, many done tunkalow parzen.
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Many what, ma'am?
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You been tried and found wantin'!
You don't want that writin' on the wall.
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Oh, no, ma'am.
Don't want that on the wall.
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- Feast of Balthazar.
- Yeah, that sounds good.
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The apostle John said, "Behold,
there's a stranger in our midst...
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...come to destroy us."
- Yes, ma'am.
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Come. Let us go back...
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... to God
go back
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- Oh. Come on
- Let's go back to God
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- Let us go back
- Let's go back to God
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- Come on
- Let's go back to God
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- Let us go back
- Let's go back to God
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- Come on. Yes!
- Let's go back to God
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- Let us go back
- Let's go back
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- To God
- Go back to God
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Do you need somethin' to eat, angel?
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Othar, I went and complained
about Weemack today.
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Don't know if it'll do any good.
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That boy hangin' by a thread.
Over the pit.
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Fiery pit!
"Left My Wallet in El Segundo."
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Ooh!
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67 years of life.
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46 years of marriage.
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You mean to tell me you never once
suffered from piles?
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Well, it's the human condition.
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Most humans, anyhow.
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Like that ballplayer said,
"The world's got two kind of folks."
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"Them that's got the piles
and them that's goin' get 'em."
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But you always was healthy as a ox.
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Passed on 'fore you could get the piles.
Mm-hm.
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Ooh, thank the Lord you never was sick.
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I just want to pass away
nice and peaceful.
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Go to sleep one night, wake up
in the glory land! Whoo!
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Pickles!
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- Go fetch Pickles!
- Pickles?
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Oh, he's up that tree again!
You'd better shimmy on up.
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Well, I do apologize, madam, but...
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won't the feline eventually tire
of his lonely perch
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and, pining for his master's affection,
return on his own initiative?
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Uh, the point being,
must we actually ascend the tree?
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Look, I don't want no doubletalk.
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Now, if you not gon' fetch him,
I guess I gotta call the police.
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- Police?
- And they not goin' be happy.
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Every time they have to fetch him,
they swear they'll never do it no more.
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No need to call the authorities, madam.
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I did this often as a child.
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I was a positive lemur.
Here, kitty!
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- Oh, don't upset him now!
- I wouldn't think of it, madam.
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Harmless little Felix domesticus.
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Here, Kitty.
Come to G.H.
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Come, come.
Here, kitty. Here, kitty.
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Come, come, come.
No, no, no.
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That's not how Sheriff Wyner do it.
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Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come, come, come.
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Come to the professor.
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Yes. Y...
Ah!
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Uh... thank you, madam,
for your act of kindness.
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- Well, you let him out.
- I certainly did,
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and for that I apologize no end.
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Allow me to present myself,
um, formally.
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Goldthwait Higginson Dorr, Ph.D.
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Like Elmer?
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- I beg your pardon, ma'am?
- Fudd.
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No, no, Ph.D. Is a mark of
academic attainment
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bestowed, in my case, in recognition of
my mastery of the antique languages
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of Latin and Greek.
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I also hold a number of other advanced
degrees, including the baccalaureate
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from a school in Paris, France,
called the Sorbonne.
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Sore bone.
Well, that fits.
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You ever study at Bob Jones University?
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I have not had that privilege.
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Oh, that's a Bible school.
Only the finest in the country.
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- I send 'em $5 every month.
- That is very generous...
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- I'm on the mailin' list! I'm a Angel.
- Are you? Yes.
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Oh, they list my name in
the newsletter every issue.
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- Do they?
- Oh, I got the literature right over here,
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- if you'd like to examine it...
- Perhaps when my head has
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recovered from its, uh...
uh, buffeting.
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Mrs. Munson, are you at all curious
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as to why I darkened your door,
as the expression would have it,
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on this lovely, lovely
camellia-scented morn?
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Well, I was wonderin' till
you let Pickles out.
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- I quite understand.
- Then in all the excitement...
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The fact is, I saw the sign in your window
advertising a room to let?
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And there are no other such signs
among the houses
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- on this charming, charming street.
- Yeah, I got a room.
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$15 a week.
I'm lookin' for a quiet tenant.
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Madam, you are addressing
a man who is quiet
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and yet not quiet.
If I may offer a riddle.
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I am currently on sabbatical from
the institution where I teach,
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the University of Mississippi
at Hattiesburg.
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I am takin' a year off to
indulge my passion,
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and I do not believe that is
too strong a word,
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- for the music of the Renaissance.
- Mm-hm.
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I perform in, and have the honor of
directing, a period-instrument ensemble
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that performs at Renaissance Fairs
and other cultural fora
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throughout central and southern
Mississippi.
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We perform on the instruments for which
the music was originally composed.
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Now, wait a minute.
You got some kind of band?
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Oh, no. The word "band" would be,
in this context, something of a misnomer.
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Though we do play together,
hence the word "ensemble",
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the nature of the music is such that,
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well, one would hesitate to apply
the epithet "band"
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- with connotations of janglin' rhythms.
- So y'all ain't playin' no hippity-hop?
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"I Left My Wallet in El Segundo".
Songs with the titles spelled all funny?
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Oh, no, no. We play music that has been
composed to the greater glory of God.
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Devotional music.
Church music.
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Gospel music?
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Well, inspired by the gospel, certainly.
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The vintage, of course,
is no more recent than the Rococo.
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Rococo, huh?
Well, I guess that'd be OK.
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But I don't propose to inflict
our rehearsals on you.
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May I inquire,
do you have a root cellar?
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Ah... Yes.
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Yes, yes.
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This looks promising.
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A little dank, ain't it?
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Indeed.
That only improves the acoustics.
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Marvelous.
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Yes. Ah!
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Oh, these earthen walls
are ideal for baffling
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the higher registers of the, uh...
lute or sackbut.
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That is why so much music
of the cinquecento was played in crypts
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and catacombs. This is ideal.
This is perfect. This is more than perfect.
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- I can scarcely contain my glee.
- Oh, you containin' it OK.
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You gotta peel this shit out, man.
Sometimes it stick to the bottom.
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Hey, this shit smells like piles.
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You wouldn't even believe this, man.
Even out here on the casino floor
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you gonna find goddamn
mercy pads, Tucks...
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I don't know what the fuck people be
doin' here while they gamblin'.
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Man, I ain't peelin' no funky shit
with my human hands.
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That ain't nothin' but a prescription
for diseases and viruses
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- and shit attackin' your fuckin' insides.
- Oh, well, shit, you gotta do it,
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'cause Mr. Gudge checks everything.
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This tunnel leads back onto the land
for all the people that work for Mannex.
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Mannex Corporation. They own
the Bandit Queen, three other boats.
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Now, this is where they think on their
corporate shit, Gudge and them.
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I mean, the light's as ugly as all hell,
but, shit, ain't as many Tucks.
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- Let me in, motherfucker!
- What's the password?
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Kiss my ass!
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Now, this is where they count
the dough. Now, if you try to take any of it,
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Elron over there'll shoot yo' ass.
Goddamn!
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Dawg, this is a motherfuckin' pigsty, man!
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You are a squeakyass,
motherfuckin' pig!
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Man, look at your ass.
You got Cocoa Krispies on your uniform.
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Got breakfast there, and you still eatin'
goddamn lunch, man.
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I swear to God, if that ass was nickels,
you'd be a motherfuckin' millionaire.
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Spread out, boy. Look at you.
You a disgraceful fucka!
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You is a fat motherfucker, man!
I swear...
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Hey, Mr. Gudge, uh...
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- How you doin' this mornin'?
- I'm doin' fine.
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- All right.
- So, how's the new man?
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Oh, shit, he a cleanin' motherfucker, man.
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- Is that a fact?
- What's up, my nigga?
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Cut! Cut, cut, cut!
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Goddamn it, his canteen fell off.
Props!
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- The goddamn thing's canteen fell off.
- OK. We're prepared for that.
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Mountain, put Otto into the apparatus.
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- What the hell is this?
- World War I vintage gas mask.
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It's authentic. Strapped on,
of course, so it can't fall off.
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Now, the animal is free to be
as active as he wants.
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It doesn't inhibit his movement
in any way, and...
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...I think it really sells the whole
doughboy thing.
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- It looks like a fucking joke.
- Uh, you're absolutely right.
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The gas mask is a whimsical concept.
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How the hell does it eat when it gets to
the Nibbles Ready-to-Eat?
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- Well, you're absolutely right.
- Don't let the clients see this.
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- Or that Humane fucker.
- No, of course not.
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They'll just shut the fuckin' spot down,
Pancake. They'll shut...
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...shut the fuckin' spot down, OK?
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Put the goddamn canteen back on
the dog. That says he's a soldier!
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Dented tin canteen.
All right? Strap it to his fucking collar!
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Easiest thing in the world.
I-I just thought...
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What?
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...but you're right. A canteen's much better.
Good concept. Let's go with that.
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- What's he doing?
- Well, he's, uh...
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- Just breathe normally, Otto.
- The fucking dog can't breathe.
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Oh, no, he can breathe.
Eh, eh, that thing is...
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- Just breathe normally, Otto.
- The fuckin' dog can't breathe.
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The fuckin' dog cannot breathe!
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OK? Get the fu...
Get that fuckin' thing off of him.
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Of course.
Easiest thing in the world.
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I don't have my Leatherman. Mountain,
give me your Leatherman. Chop, chop!
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00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,364
Chitra! Make sure that Humane fucker
doesn't come over here, OK?
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Distract him.
He'll shit if he sees this.
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There we go.
Mountain, have electric run me a stinger.
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Don't give up on me, Otto!
Mountain, I need two live leads!
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Uh, eh, but, Garth, the gennie's
a hundred yards away.
255
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,853
Goddamn it. Otto's gonna have irreversible
brain damage in about 30 seconds.
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Here we go. OK, kiss of life.
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Otto is fuckin' dead!
What the fuck are you doing?!
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Otto is fuckin' dead!
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Set! 320! 320! Hut!
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Ugh!
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L-left. 90-tiger, x-slant.
On one. Ready? Break!
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Hut!
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00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,958
Ugh! Ooh!
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Split left. 68, Z-go.
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- You the man. Hey, butthead!
- Huh?
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00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,370
- You the man!
- Me the man?
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On one.
Ready? Break!
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390! 390! Hut!
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Ugh!
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Oh, no!
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Hudson! Get your ass off the field!
Get your ass off the field!
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Goddamn it! Hudson,
get your ass out of my game!
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00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,609
You couldn't catch a cold!
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00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,069
A'ight, Dragon Lady,
we want that fuckin' money.
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We want that doughnut money.
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00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,309
- Oh! OK, papa-san...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
277
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,641
...we want that doughnut money.
278
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,545
We ain't fuckin' around, Mr. Hi-Ho.
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00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,413
Look, this fuckin' thing,
it ain't that complicated.
280
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,976
You give us all the fuckin' money,
you won't get shot in the head.
281
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,420
A'ight?
You got three seconds.
282
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:50,662
You... You got three fucking seconds,
a'ight? One, two, three. You understand?
283
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,630
- We want that doughnut money!
- I'm a count uno, and two and...
284
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,300
His fingers are way the fuck up my nose!
285
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:08,442
Get your fingers out my man's nose!
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00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,142
Cafe?
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00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,946
Ah!
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00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,121
Aah!
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- Let it shine on
- All night
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- Let it shine on
- Come on, now, let your
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00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,934
- Light from the lighthouse
- Let it
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Shine on me
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- Oh, let it
- Shine on
294
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- Come on, let it
- Shine on
295
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,904
- I need you to let your
- Light from the lighthouse
296
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,845
Let it shine on me
297
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,510
- Let it shine on me
- Shine on
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- Let it shine on me
- Shine on
299
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,778
- Let it shine on me
- Shine on
300
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,586
- You got to let it shine on me
- Shine on
301
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,786
- When you're walkin' in darkness
- Shine on
302
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,056
- You gotta let it shine
- Shine on
303
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:02,464
If you want to see the light
You gotta let it shine
304
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,397
You've got to let it shine
305
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,734
You've got to let it shine
Whoo!
306
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:12,106
Come on, shine, yes!
Come on, shine
307
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,940
Come on, shine
308
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,981
You've got to come on
and let it shine
309
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,215
Yeah, help me let it shine
310
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,382
Let it shine
311
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,052
Shine!
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00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,089
Oh, yeah
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00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,530
- Hey, let it shine
- Shine on
314
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,727
- Let it shine
- Shine on
315
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,293
- Let it shine
- Shine on
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00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,169
Let the light from the lighthouse
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Shine...
318
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,004
On...
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Me...!
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Let it shine on me
Yeah!
321
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:13,032
I know you all remember that when
Moses came down the mountain
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00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:17,906
carrying the Word of God,
come down that Sinai peak,
323
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:20,672
- he caught them Israelites red-handed.
- Yes!
324
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,941
What'd he catch 'em doin'?
325
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,880
He caught 'em worshippin'
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00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,815
- a golden calf.
- Yes!
327
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,819
He caught 'em worshippin'
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00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,479
a false god.
329
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:34,920
He caught them Israelites in decline.
330
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In decline!
331
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:39,159
What did Moses do when he saw those...
332
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,495
declinin', backslidin',
never-mindin' sinners?
333
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,261
What did he do?
334
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:47,431
Mosses smote those sinners
in his wrath! Yes, he did!
335
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:50,236
Y'all know what "smote" is?
336
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:53,275
I smite, you smite, he smites,
we done smote!
337
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,447
To smite is to go upside the head!
338
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,783
Because sometimes, brothers and sisters,
that's the only way!
339
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,822
The only way.
340
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:09,520
To smite is to remind
we got to stop that decline
341
00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:13,462
and scramble back up to the face
of the Almighty God!
342
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:16,224
- Amen!
- Instead of worshippin'
343
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:20,931
that golden calf, that earthly trash
on that garbage island.
344
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:25,466
That garbage island in the shadowland,
wa-a-ay...
345
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:31,010
way outside the Kingdom of God!
346
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,348
That garbage island,
where scavenger birds feast
347
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:39,914
on the bones of the backslidin' damned!
348
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:43,859
And so...
let us pray.
349
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:59,072
My dear lady, I do so hope this is not
an inopportune time for our first practice.
350
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,304
Somebody die?
351
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,143
I beg your pardon? Oh!
352
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,707
No, no, no.
No, I'm not bereaved.
353
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:11,245
Though it is so kind of you to inquire.
The hearse is simply a vehicle
354
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:14,554
commodious enough to accommodate
all the members of our ensemble.
355
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:20,258
And, of course, our instruments contrived
in an age ignorant of miniaturization.
356
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,096
Allow me to introduce my friends,
my colleagues,
357
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,033
these devoted and passionate musicians.
358
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:27,264
Ain't no smokin' in this house.
359
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,705
Oh.
Sorry.
360
00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:53,129
What do you think, General?
Present any problems?
361
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:03,671
Good then. Gentlemen, why don't we
crowd around and go over the plan?
362
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:13,542
Gentlemen, this is the Bandit Queen.
Gambling den. Cash cow.
363
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:17,918
Sodom of the Mississippi Delta
and the focus of our little exercise.
364
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:19,854
Here is Orchard Street.
365
00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:21,790
Here is the residence of Marva Munson,
366
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,454
the charming lady whom you all met
moments ago.
367
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,323
Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all aware
368
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:29,856
that the Solons of the state of
Mississippi, to wit, its legislature,
369
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:32,403
have decreed that no gaming
establishment shall be erected
370
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,803
within its borders upon dry land.
371
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:38,001
They may, however, legally float.
372
00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:42,274
While the gambling activity is restricted
to these riverboats, no such restrictions
373
00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:45,339
apply to the functions ancillary
to this cash-besotted business.
374
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,977
The casino's offices, locker rooms,
375
00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:51,216
facilities to cook and clean, and,
most importantly, its counting houses,
376
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:57,091
the reinforced, secret,
super-secure repositories of the lucre,
377
00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:01,292
may all be situated... wherever.
378
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:06,326
- Gawain, where is "wherever"?
- Say what?
379
00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:10,139
- Where's the money?
- Oh.
380
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,938
OK, look.
At the end of every shift,
381
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:17,209
pit boss brings the cash down to
the hold of the ship in a locked cashbox,
382
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:21,309
and once a day all the cash is moved
down to the countin' room.
383
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:25,386
And where is the counting room?
384
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:30,224
Uh... it be right there in that square
where you pointin'.
385
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:33,992
And what,
to flog a horse that if not dead
386
00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:39,503
is at this point in mortal danger of expiring,
does this little square represent?
387
00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:42,996
Offices. Underground.
388
00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:47,408
Ha!
Underground! Mmm!
389
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:50,277
Underground.
390
00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:52,475
During the casino's hours of operation,
391
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,242
the door to this counting room
is fiercely guarded.
392
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,845
The door itself is of redoubtable
Pittsburgh steel.
393
00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:01,415
When the casino closes this entire
underground complex is locked up,
394
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:05,858
and the armed guard
retreats to the casino's main entrance.
395
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:10,925
There, then, far from the guard,
reposes the money,
396
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:17,601
behind a five-inch-thick steel portal, yes.
But the walls...
397
00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:21,544
the walls are but humble masonry
398
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:26,846
behind which is only the soft,
loamy soil deposited over centuries
399
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:30,376
by the Old Man,
the meanderin' Mississippi,
400
00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:37,019
as it fanned its way back and forth across
the great alluvial plain, leaving earth.
401
00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:42,030
This earth.
402
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:46,093
The General here, whose
curriculum vitae comprehends
403
00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:49,902
massive tunnelin' experience through
the soil of his native French Indochina,
404
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:53,672
shall be directin'
our little old tunnelin' operation.
405
00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:58,148
Garth Pancake, though a master of none,
is a jack of all those trades
406
00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:00,013
corollary to our aim.
407
00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,349
He will be doin' such fabricatin'
and demolition work
408
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:06,049
- as our little caper shall require.
- Happy to be on board.
409
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,616
Gawain is our proverbial "inside man."
410
00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:14,427
He has managed to secure himself a berth
on the custodial staff of the Bandit Queen.
411
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:18,659
- Damn skippy!
- And this brings us to Lump.
412
00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:23,440
To look at Lump, you might wonder
what specialized expertise
413
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,669
could he possibly offer
our merry little old band of miscreants.
414
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:31,113
Well, gentlemen,
in a project of such risks,
415
00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:36,643
it is imperative to enlist the services of a
hooligan, a goon, an ape, a physical brute.
416
00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:42,956
Someone who will be our security,
our battering ram, our blunt instrument.
417
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:46,259
And, on our behalf,
I wish him a warm Mississippi welcome.
418
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,162
- Fuckin' A.
- Whassup, my nigga?
419
00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:51,396
Well, gentlemen, here you are.
420
00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:54,302
Men of different backgrounds
and differing talents.
421
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,203
Men with, in fact,
but two things in common:
422
00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:59,710
One, you all saw fit to answer my
advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar,
423
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,769
and two, you're all going to be,
in consequence,
424
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,838
very, very, incredibly... rich.
425
00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:07,885
Let us revel in our adventure, gentlemen.
426
00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:11,319
Let us make beautiful music together,
427
00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:14,483
and, by all means,
let us keep this to ourselves.
428
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:19,792
What we say in this root cellar,
let it stay in this root cellar.
429
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:23,493
There's no "l" in "team".
430
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,679
Trouble in and trouble out
431
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,419
Trouble in. Trouble out
432
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,176
Without a doubt you going under
running out of bubbles
433
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:46,747
It ain't nothing for you
to get squashed like a pumpkin
434
00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:50,447
I try so hard and play my cards
afraid to fall. I ain't involved
435
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,251
I gotta call
I'm much appalled
436
00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:56,020
Bring on the casket
ain't too glad
437
00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:46,108
It's OK. Don't stop on account of me.
438
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:48,407
No. No, no, no, no.
Not at all, madam.
439
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,709
Not at all. We were about to
take a break anyway.
440
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:55,014
The glissandi on this particular piece
are technically very, very demanding,
441
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:58,817
and I'm sure we would all welcome
a moment of R and R.
442
00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:01,723
Well, I just thought
maybe you'd like to see...
443
00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:05,160
What have you gotten into, honey?
Why you sweatin' like that?
444
00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,530
Uh... Uh...
445
00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,159
Uh, eh, 'cause, 'cause...
That boy right there?
446
00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:15,400
He plays one bitch barrel
full of a sackbut!
447
00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:16,997
- Ain't that right, Lump?
- Uh-huh.
448
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,134
I'm tellin' you, he can tear it up.
Right, Lump?
449
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:22,475
Ain't nobody play the sackbut
like Lump right there. He...
450
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:23,373
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
451
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,178
Don't be shy, Lump.
Don't be shy. Lump, that boy, he go...
452
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,742
at it like it was some pussy!
453
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,515
- Oh, shit!
- Mind your mouth!
454
00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:35,355
This is a Christian house, boy.
No hippity-hop language in here.
455
00:31:35,426 --> 00:31:39,021
- Sometime it's the only way.
- Now listen, you ain't gonna hit me...
456
00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:43,557
I'm tryin' to help you, boy, better yourself!
457
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:46,069
And so you should, madam.
So you should.
458
00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:49,732
Gawain is so far transported
459
00:31:49,807 --> 00:31:53,174
by his love of the music of
the early Renaissance...
460
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:56,236
Don't make me no never-mind,
he transported!
461
00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,804
- I understand.
- You been smokin'?
462
00:31:57,882 --> 00:32:01,113
Oh, certainly not, ma'am.
I understand your indignation, ma'am.
463
00:32:01,185 --> 00:32:03,449
And I was offering an explanation,
not an excuse.
464
00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:04,450
- I myself am...
- Hey, hey, hey...
465
00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:06,456
...don't be explainin' me, dawg!
466
00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:09,023
You can't read
my motherfuckin' mind, man!
467
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:12,824
You might got yo' Ph.D.,
but I got my GED!
468
00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:15,331
- Yes.
- Nigga!
469
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:21,939
A fiery lad... but then youth is fiery.
470
00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:26,568
A fact often remarked upon
by the poets of the Romantic era.
471
00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:29,477
My youth, I was in church.
I wasn't walkin' around fiery.
472
00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:32,573
Youth ain't no excuse for nothin'.
473
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:40,314
Anyhow, I just came to show you the fife.
Othar's fife. Burned his own.
474
00:32:40,391 --> 00:32:44,088
I thought maybe, you bein'
a man of music, you'd be interested.
475
00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:46,926
Oh, indeed I am.
476
00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:49,626
Cut it hisself and burned his holes.
477
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,800
The Israelites called it a khalil.
478
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:57,603
Yeah, you can read all about it in
the Bible. Ain't nothin' new under the sun.
479
00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:59,370
Indeed not.
480
00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:07,783
Gone these 20 years.
481
00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:10,582
He was some kind of man.
482
00:33:15,093 --> 00:33:18,494
Blowed the khalil.
483
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:28,400
I don't suppose Othar ever turned his hand
484
00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:34,639
or, or turned his lip
to blowing the shofar?
485
00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:43,478
The ceremonial ram's horn
sounded by the priests of the Hebrews.
486
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:49,049
No, I don't know nothin' about that.
Othar never blowed no shofar!
487
00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:52,062
- Of course not.
- Not to the extent of my knowledge.
488
00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:55,793
The khalil was good enough
for my Othar.
489
00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:59,835
He was some kind of man.
490
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:05,198
Some kind of man.
491
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:10,546
Oh, goddamn! Come on, girl,
let me get one little peek.
492
00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:12,446
Don't be cruel.
Come on, just one butt cheek.
493
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,674
Pull that ass out and make it clap.
494
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,084
Aw, just 'cause I'm dressed like a janitor,
don't mean you gotta do me dirty.
495
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:22,126
This muthafucka's hit the jackpot.
Come on, girl.
496
00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:23,785
Come over here and blow on these dice.
497
00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:26,125
You know, I'm a seven on the roll now,
but I'm a 10 the hard way,
498
00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:27,664
and I ain't just talkin' crap.
499
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,770
Mr. Gudge, she had a ass
that could pull a bus.
500
00:34:34,839 --> 00:34:38,275
I mean, Gudge, it was more than an ass,
it was literature.
501
00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:42,369
Yeah, I don't care how big her ass was,
MacSam. You're fired.
502
00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:43,436
You say what?
503
00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:46,745
There is no fraternizing with customers
on the Bandit Queen.
504
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,877
- Clean out your locker.
- But, Mr. Gudge, I wasn't fraterniz...
505
00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:50,420
I said get outta here.
You're fired.
506
00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:54,083
You can't fire me!
I'll sue your ass!
507
00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:56,058
Sue me?
For what?
508
00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:58,288
For fuckin' punitive damages, man!
509
00:34:58,362 --> 00:34:59,488
- Punitive damages.
- Yeah.
510
00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:01,688
Punitive damages.
You goddamn skippy!
511
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,258
- Punitive damages.
- I see why you firin' me, Mr. Gudge.
512
00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:09,136
Yeah, it's simple and plain.
You firin' me 'cause I'm black.
513
00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:15,678
MacSam, everybody
on the custodial staff is black.
514
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:17,737
Your replacement is gonna be black.
515
00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:20,215
His replacement, no doubt, will be black!
516
00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:24,183
Well, the fuckin' judge is goin' be black,
muthafucka.
517
00:35:24,255 --> 00:35:25,244
- Oh.
- And you?
518
00:35:25,323 --> 00:35:27,655
- You gon' stand tall before the man.
- Oh.
519
00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:29,215
And your replacement's gonna be black,
520
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,454
- muthafucka!
- Thank you.
521
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,659
Oh, my.
522
00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:37,462
Oh, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my.
523
00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:38,999
This is a severe setback.
524
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,664
I am distraught.
I'm more than distraught.
525
00:35:41,739 --> 00:35:43,673
I am devastated.
526
00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:47,404
I-I'm beside myself.
I'm at a positive loss for words.
527
00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:51,175
- You still talkin' OK, though.
- Have you all decided?
528
00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:56,482
Madam, we must have waffles.
We must all have waffles forthwith.
529
00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:58,784
We must all think.
We must all have waffles
530
00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:02,223
and think, each and every one of us,
to the very best of his ability.
531
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:05,820
Perhaps if you apologized to the man
and gave him flowers.
532
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:08,092
Or perhaps a fruit basket
533
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,966
with a card depicting a misty seascape
and inscribed with a sentiment.
534
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:15,369
I ain't apologizin' to that muthafucka.
He fired me 'cause I'm black!
535
00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:18,670
He can't do that. You could sue him.
Open and shut case.
536
00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:20,711
- Fuckin' A.
- Surely a chocolate assortment
537
00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:24,509
has been known to melt the heart
of even the hardest misanthrope.
538
00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,880
That man ain't rollin' over
for no fucking candy bar.
539
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:29,715
Uh, we've had a bit of a setback
on the tunneling front, too.
540
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:33,917
- We've run into a pretty large rock.
- Rock!
541
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:40,460
- Very bad. Very bad.
- Oh, my.
542
00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:45,934
Seems that the poet was right.
543
00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,995
Troubles never singly come.
544
00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:51,007
Oh, no, we can get through the rock.
No worries there.
545
00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:53,475
Easiest thing in the world.
Why, we just blow right through it.
546
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:56,976
I got a pyro license.
Just, uh, bore a hole in the rock
547
00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:01,007
and pack in a little plastique.
Igneous blows pretty good.
548
00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:02,382
- And then we could...
- Hello, Garth.
549
00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:04,887
- Am I ordering the primer cord?
- Yes, Mountain.
550
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:08,722
We were just talking about that,
and some plastique.
551
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,660
- What the fuck is this?
- Oh, this is Mountain Girl.
552
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,857
Mountain is my right hand.
She helps me out with ordnance.
553
00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:17,901
- Helps me with... damn near everything.
- Hey.
554
00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:21,897
You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut?
555
00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:26,535
I must confess myself
to be puzzled as well.
556
00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:30,411
I thought it was understood that
when it came to our little enterprise,
557
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:32,813
"mum" was the word.
558
00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:35,249
Of course, I understand that,
but this is Mountain Girl.
559
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:37,514
I don't keep secrets from Mountain.
560
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,455
That's not how you maintain a loving,
caring relationship.
561
00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:44,286
You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut!
562
00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:49,265
The man brought his bitch...
to the Waffle Hut!
563
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:52,791
All right, look, you, I will thank you
to stop referring to Mountain that way.
564
00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,531
She is the other half of my life.
565
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:59,668
Everybody lookin' at me like I'm some kind
of fuck-up for losin' a sorry-ass job,
566
00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:03,407
and this muthafucka brings his bitch
567
00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:06,173
- to the muthafuckin' Waffle Hut!
- Son-of-a-bitch punk!
568
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,810
- Shut your goddamn mouth!
- You better raise the fuck up, fucka!
569
00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,353
- Gentlemen, please.
- Back the fuck up!
570
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:11,888
You gon' back that shit the fuck up!
571
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,686
- Gentlemen, please.
- What?! What?!
572
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:19,059
Please, gentlemen, this behavior does you
no credit in the eyes of your colleagues,
573
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:23,226
nor in those of the other patrons
of this Waffle Hut.
574
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,235
Little punk.
575
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,999
Oh, look at this.
I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket!
576
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:32,634
Gentlemen, I propose that we consider
the matter of this woman,
577
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:35,304
- Mountain Water...
- Mountain Girl.
578
00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:40,146
I'm so very sorry. I propose
that we consider this matter closed.
579
00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:44,950
And we shall choose to trust her
since we have no choice,
580
00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:48,549
and since she shall share only
in Mr. Pancake 's portion of the booty.
581
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:51,151
Of course.
Wouldn't have it any other way.
582
00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:53,458
- Yeah, you damn right you won't.
- Up yours, punk.
583
00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,394
- Oh, fuck you and the Swiss Miss.
- The matter of disposing
584
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:59,595
- of our igneous impediment is also...
- C-Coach... Coach...
585
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,935
- C-C-Coach, I...
...closed. Settled.
586
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:08,035
That leaves us only with the question
of Gawain retrieving his job.
587
00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:10,342
- Coach, I...
- Yes, Lump?
588
00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:12,382
Couldn't we just bribe the guy?
589
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:34,166
You are a readin' fool,
aren't you, Mr. Dorr?
590
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,738
Yes, I must confess.
591
00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:41,369
I often find myself more at home
in these ancient volumes
592
00:39:41,445 --> 00:39:46,280
than I do in the hustle-bustle
of the modern world.
593
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:52,084
To me, paradoxically, the literature
of the so-called "dead tongues"
594
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:56,388
holds more currency
than this morning's newspaper.
595
00:39:56,460 --> 00:40:00,624
In these books, in these volumes,
596
00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:05,294
there is the accumulated wisdom
of mankind, which succors me
597
00:40:05,369 --> 00:40:10,466
when the day is hard
and the night lonely and long.
598
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:16,276
Mm. The wisdom of mankind, huh?
599
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:19,282
- What about the wisdom of the Lord?
- Oh...
600
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:25,914
Yes, yes. The Good Book, mm.
I have found reward in its pages.
601
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:32,020
But, to me, there are other
good books as well.
602
00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:41,495
Heavy volumes of antiquity freighted
with the insights of man's glorious age.
603
00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:50,409
And then, of course, I just love, love, love
the works of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe.
604
00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:53,450
Oh, I know who he was.
Kinda spooky.
605
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:56,111
No, madam, no, no.
606
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:59,520
Not of this world, it's true.
607
00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:05,457
He... he lived in a dream.
An ancient dream.
608
00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:11,599
"Helen,
609
00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:16,402
Thy beauty is to me
610
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:21,411
Like those Nicean barks of yore,
611
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:26,678
That gently, o'er a perfumed sea,
612
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:30,413
The weary, wayworn wanderer bore
613
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:34,686
To his own native shore."
614
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,796
Who was Helen?
615
00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:48,237
- Some kinda whore of Babylon?
- One doesn't know who Helen was...
616
00:41:48,305 --> 00:41:53,504
but I picture her as being very, very...
617
00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:57,613
extremely...
618
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,308
pale.
619
00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:09,381
Mrs. Munson, I have been trying
620
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:14,261
to figure out some way of
expressin' my gratitude to you
621
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:20,463
for takin' in this weary, wayworn wanderer.
622
00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:25,364
It's just a little old present.
Why, it's hardly anything at all.
623
00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:30,004
Oh, why, Mr. Dorr!
You are a gallant man.
624
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,048
Oh, madam, I blush, I melt.
No...
625
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:34,414
I just happened to hear
of this gospel concert tomorrow night,
626
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:36,578
"The Mighty, Mighty Clouds of Joy",
627
00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,589
and I thought you and a friend
from church perhaps would...?
628
00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:43,184
- Yes, I have a widow lady friend.
- The concert is up in Memphis,
629
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:46,889
so I have arranged a car service
to transport you thither.
630
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:50,029
Ah?
631
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:53,297
Why, Sheriff Wyner!
How you doin'?
632
00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:54,428
Good evenin', Mrs. Munson.
633
00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:58,100
I just stopped by here to let you know
I did have a talk with Weemack,
634
00:42:58,175 --> 00:43:00,905
and he told me he's gonna comply
with your request
635
00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:02,309
in keepin' that music down
and neighborly.
636
00:43:02,379 --> 00:43:04,370
So you just go and have yourself
a pleasant evenin'.
637
00:43:04,448 --> 00:43:06,439
Wait a minute.
I got somebody that I want you to meet.
638
00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:09,585
Uh, ma'am, you know what? I'm...
I'm a little pressed for time.
639
00:43:09,653 --> 00:43:11,644
You got a gang of bank robbers
youse chasin'?
640
00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:13,781
Come on in here and say hello.
641
00:43:13,857 --> 00:43:16,451
Yeah, we was in here, havin' tea and...
642
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:23,929
Huh!
643
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:27,528
Bussed his own dishes.
You can always tell a gentleman.
644
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:31,006
- Somebody was in here, ma'am?
- Yeah, with me and Othar.
645
00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:33,373
Well, you know what?
Maybe I'll catch him the next time.
646
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,969
Oh, come on up to his room
with me and say hello.
647
00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,911
I got a family.
My wife got dinner on the table.
648
00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:39,916
I really have to be goin'.
649
00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:48,491
- Oh, my. He is neat!
- Yes, ma'am, he very neat.
650
00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:54,062
He probably went down to the cellar
to play with his friends.
651
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,691
Ma'am, I really got to be goin' now.
652
00:43:56,767 --> 00:44:00,100
- What...?
- Ma'am, I really need to be gettin' back.
653
00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:05,007
Mrs. Munson, don't...
You don't have to...
654
00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:06,042
Mrs. Munson?
655
00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:09,637
Why, Professor!
656
00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:14,275
What in the world are you doin'
havin' tea down there?
657
00:44:14,351 --> 00:44:15,750
Uh... Mrs. Munson?
658
00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:17,480
Oh, Lord Jesus.
659
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,928
- Mrs. Munson?
- Land of Goshen, child!
660
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:33,129
- Come on out from under there!
- Mrs. Munson, my pager just went off.
661
00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:38,072
I got to go. Mm-hm.
I'll meet you and your friend later.
662
00:44:41,745 --> 00:44:44,270
That was refreshing.
663
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,406
Y'all have a good evenin' now!
664
00:44:45,482 --> 00:44:48,781
As you know, we academics are
inordinately fond of wedgin' ourselves
665
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:50,945
- into confined spaces.
- Mm!
666
00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:55,424
At Yale, the students will see how many
of their number they can enclose
667
00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:57,824
in a telephone booth.
At Harvard, a broom closet.
668
00:44:57,895 --> 00:45:00,363
Oh! Hope I didn't spill my tea.
669
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,698
Well, what the hell is this?
670
00:45:06,070 --> 00:45:08,436
I guess it's just my way of sayin', um...
671
00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:14,673
Oh, well, goddamn it, Mr. Gudge.
Look here, I...
672
00:45:14,745 --> 00:45:16,713
I don't know what it's like
walkin' in your shoes.
673
00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:18,839
You know, with you bein'
a tight-ass and all.
674
00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:23,114
And I'm pretty sure you don't know
what it's like walkin' in my shoes.
675
00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:26,213
See, Mr. Gudge,
there's the custodian, right?
676
00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:29,384
And then there's the man
inside the custodian.
677
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:32,258
And that's the motherfucker
we got a problem with.
678
00:45:32,329 --> 00:45:34,729
See, 'cause that man,
he got needs, Mr. Gudge,
679
00:45:34,798 --> 00:45:38,199
and normally those needs
gotta do with women with big asses.
680
00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:42,432
I guess my point bein' is
I realize I'm a bunkie junkie.
681
00:45:42,506 --> 00:45:46,909
But if you woulda seen the kettle drums
on this girl, Mr. Gudge, whew!
682
00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:50,879
Well... we all human.
683
00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:55,544
This apology buys you
a one-week probationary period.
684
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,686
Thank you, Mr. Gudge.
685
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,985
Stay away from the customers,
MacSam.
686
00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:13,734
This drill bit's getting awfully hot.
687
00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:19,902
Gawain, maybe you could fill a Hudson
sprayer and spritz it down while I drill.
688
00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:24,937
Fuck you. I ain't your motherfuckin'
house nigger. I'm the inside man.
689
00:46:25,015 --> 00:46:26,949
All right, look, are you gonna have
a bug up your ass
690
00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:28,484
for the rest of the time we
work together?
691
00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:31,453
- I'll get the sprayer.
- Oh, no, no. No.
692
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:34,389
Me and this gentleman here
have to get square.
693
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:37,222
Let me tell you somethin', MacSam.
694
00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:39,660
I'm gonna tell you about
how I came down to Mississippi.
695
00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:45,396
I wasn't born here, you know.
I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania.
696
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,458
What the fuck?
697
00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:53,469
Scranton. Pennsylvania.
Came down here in 1964. Greyhound bus.
698
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,307
With the Freedom Riders.
699
00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:59,178
Do you know who
the Freedom Riders were, MacSam?
700
00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:00,841
No, and I don't give a fuck.
701
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,182
Just tell me when the fuck
they gonna leave. Damn!
702
00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:05,187
The Freedom Riders,
my fine young man,
703
00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:07,780
were a group of concerned liberals
from up north,
704
00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:11,316
all working together,
just like we are here.
705
00:47:11,395 --> 00:47:13,795
Involved citizens who came down here
706
00:47:13,864 --> 00:47:17,425
so that local black folk
could have their civil liberties.
707
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:20,470
So that people like you
could have the vote.
708
00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:29,567
- You know what, man?
- What, brother?
709
00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:33,275
- I don't vote. So fuck you.
- You little fuckin' ingrate.
710
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:35,841
- And the bus you rode in on, jackass!
- Let's step outside, MacSam!
711
00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:37,511
Fuck the outside!
Come on! What?!
712
00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:45,819
My friend Mrs. Funthes is here,
so I'm about to go out.
713
00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:49,024
Just thought I'd leave y'all
with some cinnamon cookies.
714
00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:51,932
Why, that is lovely.
715
00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:54,562
Ooh, y'all sound good!
716
00:47:58,442 --> 00:48:01,343
- Give us a recital.
- Why, how kind of you!
717
00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:05,279
Our music, however, is, uh...
well, how shall I put this?
718
00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:08,011
Uh, a bit Roman in its outlook.
719
00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:11,350
Uh, many of our pieces were
commissioned by the Holy See.
720
00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:13,685
Oh, I see, all right,
721
00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:17,352
but we don't make no big
whoop-dee-do about denomination.
722
00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:22,293
Everybody welcome at our church.
Yeah, we had a Methodist come in.
723
00:48:22,366 --> 00:48:28,236
Episcopalian. Back in the '60s,
we had a Jew come in!
724
00:48:31,808 --> 00:48:36,108
If you will excuse me one moment, madam,
I shall, uh, I shall see you out.
725
00:48:36,179 --> 00:48:39,808
If you gentlemen can labor harmoniously
in the course of my absence,
726
00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:41,908
perhaps upon my return
we shall be prepared to explode
727
00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:44,215
that vexin' old piece of igneous.
728
00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:49,952
Oh, Professor!
This is Mrs. Funthes.
729
00:48:50,027 --> 00:48:52,723
Enchanté. Mrs. Funthes. Allow me.
730
00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:56,755
Rosalie, this is Professor
G.H. Dorr, Ph.D.
731
00:48:57,668 --> 00:49:00,398
Oh, my. That's an awful lot of letters.
732
00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:01,960
Oh, well, no.
733
00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:06,942
Of course, in my youth,
I was known simply as Goldthwait.
734
00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:07,874
Uh-huh.
735
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,776
All right, safety meeting.
736
00:49:09,846 --> 00:49:12,872
Let's listen up. General,
can you hand me the primer cord?
737
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:16,249
Before we set the charge,
we will run through our procedure.
738
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,416
I have earplugs for whoever wants them.
Just wedge those right in your ears.
739
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:23,058
Now, here we have...
Not yet, Lump.
740
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,424
- Oh.
- Now, primer cord.
741
00:49:25,662 --> 00:49:28,927
Gelatinite. C-4.
742
00:49:28,999 --> 00:49:32,696
Time comes, we pack the hole
in the rock with the C-4
743
00:49:32,769 --> 00:49:36,830
and insert two leads: A and B.
744
00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:39,636
I remember my father sayin' to me -
745
00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,940
and it's one of the few memories
I retain of the man
746
00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:45,709
from one of his visits home,
and how I do cherish it -
747
00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:53,211
he said to me, "Goldthwait,
you are not formed as other boys."
748
00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:54,655
He a man of learnin'?
749
00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:58,217
This is the same procedure we will
be using when we collapse the tunnel
750
00:49:58,295 --> 00:50:02,254
after entering the casino vault
and returning to the root cellar.
751
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:06,234
He was a self-educated man.
Didn't have a career as such,
752
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:09,397
but the government did recognize
the breadth of his readin'
753
00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:14,035
by makin' him librarian
of the state nervous hospital in Meridian,
754
00:50:14,111 --> 00:50:17,979
where he was a distinguished inmate.
755
00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:23,680
Once these materials are combined
only the professionals may handle them.
756
00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:27,417
That means me or the General.
757
00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:30,358
Separately they are harmless,
completely inert.
758
00:50:30,427 --> 00:50:34,022
Why, you could light this stuff on fire,
hit it with a ham...
759
00:50:39,302 --> 00:50:44,069
What in the name of
heavens was that?
760
00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:48,441
Well, um... I'm quite certain there's
absolutely no reason to be alarmed.
761
00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:52,505
Why, I'm not even absolutely certain
I heard anything at all.
762
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,343
Didn't hear nothin'?!
763
00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:56,943
Well, something perhaps.
764
00:50:57,020 --> 00:51:01,047
Nothing that need discompose us
was the sense I was tryin' to convey.
765
00:51:01,124 --> 00:51:05,083
Now, Mrs. Munson, I will not have you
missin' your musical recital. Off you go!
766
00:51:05,162 --> 00:51:08,393
I shall call the gas company,
or the water company.
767
00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:13,402
Whatever subterranean utility
is implicated in this contretemps.
768
00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:19,067
I shall see to the matter,
as only a highly educated classicist could.
769
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:32,021
Blood! Blood, Professor, blood!
Blood, blood, blood!
770
00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:37,487
Jackass! You better get yo' ass back
down there and find that shit, dipshit!
771
00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:40,155
- Really, I'm perfectly all right.
- Perfectly all right?
772
00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:42,960
Jackass, you just blew
your goddamn finger off!
773
00:51:43,033 --> 00:51:45,593
The muthafucka down there
flappin' the fuck around!
774
00:51:45,669 --> 00:51:47,500
You better get yo' ass
back down there and find it!
775
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,228
I'm tellin' you right now, nubbie,
I ain't pickin' up your goddamn finger!
776
00:51:50,307 --> 00:51:52,275
I gather there was a premature detonation.
777
00:51:52,342 --> 00:51:54,708
Would you tell this muthafucka
he can sew this shit back on?!
778
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:57,303
It's like that dude whose wife cut
his dick off, threw it on the freeway?
779
00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:58,938
She just called Triple A,
780
00:51:59,015 --> 00:52:01,279
they towed the dick
and sewed the muthafucka back on!
781
00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:04,081
Listen up! Jackass,
I saw the muthafucka in a porno!
782
00:52:04,154 --> 00:52:06,452
The thang still worked!
It looked like a chewed-up frank,
783
00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:07,952
but that little muthafucka
be workin' that muthafucka!
784
00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:12,256
It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch
all kind of ways with a twisted dick!
785
00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:15,389
Oh! Your fuckin' finger just moved!
The muthafucka movin' slow now!
786
00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:19,265
I'm not gettin' that shit.
Fuck that! You're on your own there!
787
00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:23,830
They usin' the house
to practice music... of the Rococo.
788
00:52:23,907 --> 00:52:26,137
Mmm-hm.
789
00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:30,137
I propose we get our fallen comrade
to the hospital.
790
00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:34,013
The General will follow when
he manages to recover the severed digit.
791
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:38,418
No, no, really, I'm perfectly all right.
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
792
00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:43,420
- Good news! Good news!
- Pickles! Go get him!
793
00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:45,688
The house is in apple-pie order,
794
00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:48,890
though we do have to get
medical attention for Mr. Pancake,
795
00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:52,901
who, durin' the disturbance, pinched
his finger in the valve of his sackbut.
796
00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:54,436
You let the cat out!
797
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:59,498
Wha...? The General is even now
exercisin' every effort in retrievin'
798
00:52:59,576 --> 00:53:01,942
your mischievous little Pickles.
Please, go on.
799
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:06,415
Go on and enjoy the concert!
Driver! Au revoir. mesdames.
800
00:53:22,399 --> 00:53:27,336
To penetrate the vault here this afternoon,
while Mrs. Munson is at church,
801
00:53:27,404 --> 00:53:31,397
havin' blasted that little old rock to pieces
durin' Mrs. Munson's choir practice.
802
00:53:31,474 --> 00:53:35,501
Garth, can you run us through the
game plan for what remains of our tunnel?
803
00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:39,675
Of course. Why, it's child's play now.
Easiest thing in the world.
804
00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:43,412
Only a couple of feet
separate us from the vault.
805
00:53:43,486 --> 00:53:46,978
Just the usual spadework
until we get to the masonry of the vault,
806
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,388
and then we just drill through.
807
00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:53,157
And will you be able to wield the drill
with your maimed extremity?
808
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:57,064
Oh, well, yeah, I should think so.
Yeah, it's, uh, it's only one finger.
809
00:53:57,133 --> 00:54:02,366
Inhibits me in doing finer work of course.
I'll always have to live with that.
810
00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:06,909
Maybe - I'm just thinkin' out loud here -
811
00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:11,038
maybe, since as you say
there will be problems later,
812
00:54:11,114 --> 00:54:14,982
maybe - and I actually mentioned this
to Mountain Girl, she agrees with me,
813
00:54:15,051 --> 00:54:19,988
so it's not just one person's opinion -
maybe, uh...
814
00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:25,392
I should get a little extra compensation
for the accident.
815
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:32,497
Somewhat larger share.
816
00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:36,772
Why, if this was any other line of work,
I'd be getting workman's comp.
817
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,400
Wouldn't I?
Might even have a pretty good lawsuit.
818
00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:43,276
Wait, so you gonna sue yourself
for blowing your own goddamn finger off?
819
00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:46,076
- Well, now that is simply asinine.
- Yes, but you see, Garth,
820
00:54:46,149 --> 00:54:50,085
this is not what you just called
"some other line of work."
821
00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:51,415
Yeah, no, no, no, but if it were...
822
00:54:51,488 --> 00:54:53,683
This is a criminal enterprise,
not to put too fine a point on it,
823
00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:56,954
entailing any manner of risk
not involved in honest labor.
824
00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,688
Governmental regulations
and civic safeguards
825
00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:02,721
cannot be assumed to apply
to antisocial pursuits.
826
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:06,701
- Yeah, but he lost his finger.
- We don't give a fuck!
827
00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:10,035
That fool could blow his goddamn dick off,
it don't make no nevermind to us!
828
00:55:10,106 --> 00:55:13,075
We not payin' this jackass for goin' around
blowin' off goddamn body parts!
829
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,974
Get yo' fuckin' head out yo' ass, man!
830
00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:16,637
Look you, there is no call for...
831
00:55:16,713 --> 00:55:18,442
No extra share!
832
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:25,379
OK. Majority rules.
833
00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:29,118
Like I say, it was just a trial balloon.
Hand's not so bad really.
834
00:55:29,192 --> 00:55:30,159
I even get some phantom feeling.
835
00:55:30,226 --> 00:55:32,387
Yeah, you pull on your prick,
you get some phantom feelin'.
836
00:55:32,462 --> 00:55:33,429
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
837
00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:35,828
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you, nubbie!
838
00:55:35,899 --> 00:55:37,799
Well, now that that matter is settled,
839
00:55:37,867 --> 00:55:41,268
why don't we synchronize our watches
before Gawain reports to work.
840
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:45,240
In 20 seconds, it will be exactly 12:16.
841
00:55:45,308 --> 00:55:48,175
- Fifteen...
- What, it'll be 12:15?
842
00:55:48,244 --> 00:55:52,476
No, 15 seconds. Well, 11 seconds now.
It'll be 12:16.
843
00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:56,379
- Eight, seven...
- Professor? Prof...?
844
00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:57,750
...six...
- Professor?
845
00:55:57,821 --> 00:56:00,016
...five...
Yes, Lump!
846
00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:02,422
I don't have a watch.
847
00:56:04,394 --> 00:56:09,798
There'll be no more
weepin' and wailin'
848
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:13,768
No more weepin' and wailin'
849
00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:17,839
No more weepin' and wailin'
850
00:56:17,907 --> 00:56:21,638
Home to live with God
Oh...
851
00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:26,148
Soon I will be done
with the troubles of this world
852
00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:29,117
Troubles of this world
Troubles of this world
853
00:56:29,185 --> 00:56:33,315
Oh, soon I will be done
with the troubles of this world
854
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:37,451
I'm goin' home to live with God
855
00:56:37,527 --> 00:56:41,463
Soon I will be done
with the troubles of this world
856
00:56:41,664 --> 00:56:43,393
Troubles of this world
Troubles of this world
857
00:56:43,466 --> 00:56:45,730
Troubles of this world
858
00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:49,397
Soon I will be done
with the troubles of this world
859
00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:53,408
I'm goin' home to live with God
860
00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:57,845
Well, soon I will be done
with the troubles of this world
861
00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:02,146
Troubles of this world
Troubles of this, great God!
862
00:57:02,218 --> 00:57:05,051
Soon I will be done
with the troubles of this world
863
00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:09,490
I'm goin' home to live with God
864
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:14,326
Well, I'm goin' up to see King Jesus
Hey, hey, yeah!
865
00:57:14,397 --> 00:57:16,865
I'm gonna shake His loving hand
866
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:21,370
I'm gonna tell Him all about my trouble
867
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:26,034
As I'm travelin' through this land!
868
00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:29,340
Oh, soon I will be done
869
00:57:29,412 --> 00:57:32,040
Troubles of this world
870
00:57:33,850 --> 00:57:37,718
Yeah, soon I will be done
871
00:57:37,787 --> 00:57:41,348
I'm goin' home to live with God
872
00:57:41,424 --> 00:57:47,385
Yeah, soon I will be done
with the troubles of this world
873
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,261
Troubles of this world
874
00:57:49,332 --> 00:57:53,268
Yeah, soon I will be done
with the troubles, yeah
875
00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:59,138
I'm goin' home to live with God
876
00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:05,278
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
877
00:58:06,683 --> 00:58:09,208
Ain't that somethin'!
878
00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:22,229
- I.B.S.
- You be what?
879
00:58:23,366 --> 00:58:26,824
Irritable Bowel Syndrome!
Is there a men's room down here?
880
00:58:26,903 --> 00:58:29,098
Oh, come on. You shouldn't be usin'
the men's room now!
881
00:58:31,374 --> 00:58:33,308
If you knew you had the runs,
why didn't you shit back at the house?
882
00:58:33,376 --> 00:58:34,365
Quickly!
883
00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:36,776
We don't want Elron finding
your stinkin' ass on the crapper!
884
00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:39,940
No choice.
It's a medical condition. Quickly!
885
00:58:40,016 --> 00:58:43,008
You one disgustin' individual,
you know that?
886
00:58:43,086 --> 00:58:45,748
Come on.
Follow me.
887
00:58:53,763 --> 00:58:55,230
I feel 30 pounds lighter.
888
00:58:55,298 --> 00:58:59,257
- Come the fuck on with your stinkass.
- Thank you for being so understanding.
889
00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:02,600
Not everyone is, of course, which is why
the biggest challenge of I.B.S.
890
00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:05,300
Is educating the public.
891
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:09,903
Afflicts over two million people,
yet most of us have never heard of it.
892
00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:13,176
And it strikes without regard to age,
gender or race.
893
00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:15,308
Oh, fuck, man,
I don't wanna hear about this shit.
894
00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:18,183
Well, that's exactly the kind
of attitude we're fighting.
895
00:59:18,254 --> 00:59:21,587
I guess I never told you that's how
Mountain Girl and I met.
896
00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:25,150
They had an I.B.S. Weekend
at Grossinger's up in the Catskills.
897
00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:27,287
Of course, the tourist business
there has suffered
898
00:59:27,363 --> 00:59:29,593
with the demise of the Borscht Belt,
899
00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:33,363
so they have various promotions,
mixers, so on.
900
00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:38,738
This was a weekend for Irritable Bowel
singles to meet and support each other
901
00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:40,366
- and share stories.
- Man, look here,
902
00:59:40,443 --> 00:59:42,104
I don't want to hear
a single one of them stories, OK?
903
00:59:42,178 --> 00:59:45,079
- Now, some of them are very moving.
- Not one fucking story!
904
00:59:45,148 --> 00:59:50,176
- Look, I didn't choose to have I.B.S.
- Man, shut the fuck up!
905
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:54,349
There's no cure, you know.
Only control. Lifelong condition.
906
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:57,154
Yeah, you know what?
Bein' an asshole's a lifelong condition, too.
907
00:59:57,226 --> 00:59:59,194
Just drop the fuckin' tools.
908
00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:01,753
I'm not complaining.
I did meet Mountain Girl.
909
01:00:01,831 --> 01:00:03,355
Man, get back in the fuckin' hole!
910
01:00:09,872 --> 01:00:15,003
Oh! Excellent! Excellent.
Flawless, flawless. Thumbs up.
911
01:00:19,582 --> 01:00:23,643
Can't stop shittin'.
Can't stop talkin' about shittin'.
912
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:32,591
Gentlemen, to we few. We who have
shared each other's company,
913
01:00:32,662 --> 01:00:35,358
each other's cares, each other's joys,
914
01:00:35,431 --> 01:00:37,956
and who shall now reap the fruits
of our communal efforts,
915
01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:40,764
shoulder to shoulder,
from each according to his abilities,
916
01:00:40,837 --> 01:00:42,134
so forth and whatnot.
917
01:00:42,205 --> 01:00:44,969
We have had our little differences
along the way,
918
01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:49,341
but I'd like to think that they've only
made us value one another all the more.
919
01:00:49,412 --> 01:00:51,505
Each of us coming to understand
and appreciate
920
01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:56,985
the other's unique qualities
and potencies and, yes, foibles.
921
01:00:58,121 --> 01:01:03,252
I suggest that we shall
look back upon this little caper one day,
922
01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:10,164
one distant day,
grandchildren dandled upon our knee,
923
01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:15,170
and perhaps a tear will form
and we shall say,
924
01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:20,301
"Well, with wit and grit
and no small amount of courage,
925
01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:24,710
we accomplished something on that day,
926
01:01:24,781 --> 01:01:30,413
a feat of derring-do,
an enterprise not ignoble."
927
01:01:30,486 --> 01:01:35,719
We merry band, unbound
by the constraints of society
928
01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:39,489
and the prejudices of the common ruck.
929
01:01:39,562 --> 01:01:43,623
We happy few.
930
01:01:55,511 --> 01:01:57,502
Charge shoulda gone off already.
931
01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:59,443
I do beg your pardon?
932
01:01:59,515 --> 01:02:03,383
The charge to collapse the tunnel.
I set it for eight minutes.
933
01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:08,015
Well, that much time and more
has certainly elapsed.
934
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:14,321
I need not remind you,
it is of the essence of this plan
935
01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:17,059
that the money should appear to have
simply vanished without a trace,
936
01:02:17,133 --> 01:02:19,966
- spirited away, as it were, by ghosts.
- Of course.
937
01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:22,800
The conundrum of the undisturbed,
yet empty vault,
938
01:02:22,872 --> 01:02:25,705
the unsolvable riddle
of the sealed yet violated sanctum,
939
01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:27,003
is of the utmost importance,
940
01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:30,409
not only to make our caper
more intellectually satisfying,
941
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,142
it is exigent as a matter of practical fact.
942
01:02:33,216 --> 01:02:38,882
I remind you that if any tunnel
is ever found leading to this house,
943
01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:44,689
the owner knows all your names.
944
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,691
You just fart?
945
01:04:36,672 --> 01:04:41,769
Nope, nope, I'm fine.
Perfectly all right! Not a problem!
946
01:04:41,844 --> 01:04:44,244
There's no hole left.
947
01:04:44,313 --> 01:04:46,713
Professor!
948
01:04:47,783 --> 01:04:49,546
I'm surprised!
949
01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:58,425
Well... uh... properly speaking, madam,
we are surprised. You are taken aback.
950
01:04:58,494 --> 01:05:00,724
Though I do acknowledge
that the sense that you intend
951
01:05:00,796 --> 01:05:05,495
is gaining increasing currency
through its use, yes.
952
01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:08,867
You have returned from
your devotions betimes.
953
01:05:08,938 --> 01:05:10,405
I had to make tea.
954
01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:15,001
I want to talk to you, Professor,
so don't you be leavin'!
955
01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:21,107
And you! I told you I don't want
any smokin' in this house!
956
01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:32,819
Oh, come on in!
957
01:05:32,895 --> 01:05:35,090
How you doin'?
958
01:05:47,710 --> 01:05:50,611
Tea, ladies.
959
01:06:02,758 --> 01:06:04,851
Now, I don't know what
you boys been up to,
960
01:06:04,927 --> 01:06:09,261
but I know mischief when I see it.
Now, I want an explanation, but first,
961
01:06:09,332 --> 01:06:12,927
I want you to get your fannies up here
with all y'all's period instruments.
962
01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:19,271
Now, I been tellin' the ladies about your
music, and they want to hear you play.
963
01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:36,458
- Professor?
- Yes, Lump?
964
01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:40,628
I can't really play the buttsack.
965
01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:48,167
Madam, or rather, mesdames,
966
01:06:48,237 --> 01:06:51,138
you must accept our apologies
for not bein' able to perform,
967
01:06:51,207 --> 01:06:53,300
for, as you see, we are shorthanded.
968
01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:56,004
Gawain is still at work,
969
01:06:56,078 --> 01:06:58,979
and we could no more play
with one part tacit
970
01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:02,814
than a horse could canter shy one leg.
971
01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:09,349
Perhaps I could offer,
972
01:07:09,425 --> 01:07:15,989
as a poor but ready substitute,
a brief poetic recital.
973
01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:25,631
I would be happy to present,
with your ladies' permission,
974
01:07:26,609 --> 01:07:31,842
verse from the unquiet mind
of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe.
975
01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:45,018
"Ladies, thy beauty is to me
976
01:07:45,094 --> 01:07:48,757
Like those Nicean barks of yore,
977
01:07:48,831 --> 01:07:57,102
That gently, o'er a perfumed sea,
The weary, wayworn wanderer bore
978
01:07:57,173 --> 01:08:00,870
To his own native shore."
979
01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:08,673
"On desperate seas long wont to roam,
980
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:15,156
Thy hyacinth hair, thy classic face,
981
01:08:16,725 --> 01:08:20,354
Thy Naiad airs have brought me home
982
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:27,062
To the glory that was Greece
And the grandeur that was Rome."
983
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:38,704
Hm?
984
01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,822
Such a pleasure.
Safe home. Safe home.
985
01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:53,394
- Now I want to know what's goin' on.
- Oh, indeed, indeed.
986
01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:56,761
The thirst for knowledge
is a very commendable thing.
987
01:08:57,299 --> 01:09:02,760
Though I do believe that when you hear
the explanation you shall laugh riotously,
988
01:09:02,838 --> 01:09:07,434
slappin' your knee and perhaps even
wipin' away a giddy tear,
989
01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:09,740
relieved of your former concern.
990
01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:13,407
Lump here is an avid collector
of Indian arrowheads,
991
01:09:13,616 --> 01:09:18,019
and having found one
simply lying on your cellar floor -
992
01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:20,317
- a particularly rare artifact
of the Natchez tribe? -
993
01:09:20,389 --> 01:09:21,253
Nats... what?
994
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:25,589
He enlisted the entire ensemble in
an all-out effort to sift through the subsoil
995
01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:27,322
in search of others.
996
01:09:27,396 --> 01:09:30,923
And apparently, in doing so,
we hit a mother lode of natural gas.
997
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,663
I myself became acutely aware
of the smell of "rotten eggs."
998
01:09:34,737 --> 01:09:37,831
And it was just at this inopportune moment
999
01:09:37,907 --> 01:09:42,435
that the General here
violated the cardinal rule of this house
1000
01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:47,548
- and lit himself a cigarette.
- So sorry.
1001
01:09:50,219 --> 01:09:53,620
Well, what about all that money?
1002
01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:54,678
Ah.
1003
01:09:55,991 --> 01:10:00,325
The money.
Well, the money is Mr. Pancake's.
1004
01:10:04,066 --> 01:10:07,126
In order to raise the money
for a surgical procedure
1005
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:11,037
that will correct the wandering eye
of his common-law wife, Mountain Water,
1006
01:10:11,106 --> 01:10:18,672
who suffers from astigmia, strabismus
and a general curdling of the vitreous jelly.
1007
01:10:18,747 --> 01:10:24,117
Mr. Pancake is an ardent foe
of the Federal Reserve,
1008
01:10:24,186 --> 01:10:26,984
and is, in fact, one of those eccentrics
one often reads about
1009
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,024
hoardin' his entire life savings,
1010
01:10:29,091 --> 01:10:35,496
in Mr. Pancake 's case, in a Hefty bag
that is his constant companion.
1011
01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:41,400
- The Steel Sak.
- Don't trust the banks. Never have.
1012
01:10:48,777 --> 01:10:50,210
Mm-mn.
1013
01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:52,179
It don't smell right to me.
1014
01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:55,445
- I'm callin' Sheriff Wyner.
- No! Madam!
1015
01:10:55,517 --> 01:10:57,212
Please, please.
Madam!
1016
01:10:57,286 --> 01:11:00,050
No, no, I beg of...
Yes! Yes!
1017
01:11:00,122 --> 01:11:02,852
It is a lie!
It is a fantastic tale!
1018
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:06,053
You have us dead to rights,
but, madam, please, please, please
1019
01:11:06,128 --> 01:11:10,189
allow me to tell you the truth in private.
1020
01:11:13,469 --> 01:11:15,664
Madam...
1021
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:24,239
Madam, we are not musicians
of the late Renaissance.
1022
01:11:24,313 --> 01:11:27,510
- Nor of the early, nor mid period.
- Mm-hm.
1023
01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:32,381
We are, in fact,
1024
01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,615
criminals.
1025
01:11:34,690 --> 01:11:37,386
Desperate men, Mrs. Munson.
1026
01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:45,389
We have tunneled into the nearby offices
of the Bandit Queen gambling emporium
1027
01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:49,767
- and relieved it of its treasure.
- Lord have mercy.
1028
01:11:49,838 --> 01:11:51,032
It is true.
1029
01:11:51,106 --> 01:11:54,098
The Bandit Queen is a den of iniquity,
1030
01:11:54,176 --> 01:11:58,442
a painted harlot luring people into sin
by exciting the vice of greed
1031
01:11:58,514 --> 01:12:01,415
with her promise of easy winnings.
Oh, yes.
1032
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:04,418
Her gains are ill-gotten.
1033
01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:12,653
But, I offer no excuses - save one.
1034
01:12:12,728 --> 01:12:17,097
We men have each pledged
one half of our share of the booty
1035
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,929
to a charitable institution.
1036
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:21,492
In compensation for the use of your home,
1037
01:12:21,570 --> 01:12:28,635
we had planned to donate a full share
to Bob Jones University,
1038
01:12:28,711 --> 01:12:33,148
without burdening you with guilty
knowledge by informing you of same.
1039
01:12:33,215 --> 01:12:37,049
But now you have wrested
the information from me.
1040
01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:40,520
There you have it.
It is on your table, Mrs. Munson.
1041
01:12:40,589 --> 01:12:44,150
The "awful truth."
1042
01:12:44,226 --> 01:12:49,254
- Stolen money.
- But find the victim, Mrs. Munson.
1043
01:12:49,331 --> 01:12:53,427
I challenge you. Even the casino itself,
that riparian Gomorrah,
1044
01:12:53,502 --> 01:12:55,470
shall suffer no harm.
1045
01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:58,631
It has an insurance company.
1046
01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:04,077
A financial behemoth that will
cheerfully replenish its depleted vaults.
1047
01:13:04,146 --> 01:13:05,670
That is its function.
1048
01:13:05,748 --> 01:13:11,050
And that insurance company has tens
and tens of thousands of policyholders.
1049
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:13,384
So that... We have done the calculations,
Mrs. Munson.
1050
01:13:13,455 --> 01:13:16,686
So that at the end of the day,
at the final reckoning,
1051
01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:22,163
each and every one of those policyholders
shall have contributed one penny.
1052
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:28,227
One, single, solitary cent
to the satisfaction of this claim.
1053
01:13:28,303 --> 01:13:32,569
- One penny?
- One penny. Think of it, Mrs. Munson.
1054
01:13:32,641 --> 01:13:37,635
One penny from those thousands
upon thousands of people
1055
01:13:37,713 --> 01:13:44,118
so that Bob Jones University
can continue on its mission.
1056
01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:46,780
Why, I have no doubt that,
were those policy holders made aware
1057
01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:50,086
of the existence of that august institution,
each and every one of them
1058
01:13:50,159 --> 01:13:55,028
would have volunteered some token
amount for the furtherance of its aims.
1059
01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:57,031
Well, that's prob'ly true.
1060
01:13:57,099 --> 01:14:03,368
Sadly, the criminal stain
is upon my soul,
1061
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:08,536
but the benefit shall accrue
to any number of worthy causes
1062
01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:13,946
as long, that is, as the secret
stays with us.
1063
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:19,387
Well...
1064
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:23,448
I can't hardly see the harm in it.
1065
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:40,772
- I'm sorry.
- Excuse me?
1066
01:14:40,843 --> 01:14:44,279
No, I'm sorry, it's wrong, and don't you
be leadin' me into temptation.
1067
01:14:44,346 --> 01:14:47,440
- No, no, madam, I must strenuously...
- I'm sorry, it's just plain wrong.
1068
01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:48,778
- Stealin'!
- No, madam...
1069
01:14:48,851 --> 01:14:51,376
- I know your intentions was good.
- No, they weren't!
1070
01:14:51,453 --> 01:14:54,354
And I won't call the police
if you give back the money
1071
01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,288
and y'all go to church with me
next Sunday.
1072
01:14:56,358 --> 01:15:01,022
And engage in divine worship?!
1073
01:15:01,096 --> 01:15:04,088
I've made up my mind.
1074
01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:09,661
Now, you can doubletalk all you want.
It's church or the county jail.
1075
01:15:09,738 --> 01:15:13,401
Think it over.
I gotta feed the cat.
1076
01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:34,385
- Motherfuck!
- Yes.
1077
01:15:34,463 --> 01:15:37,955
Unfortunately, Mrs. Munson
has rather complicated the situation.
1078
01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:40,467
Yeah, well, I know how to decomplicate it.
1079
01:15:40,669 --> 01:15:45,572
You bust a cap in that old bitch's head,
everything be simple.
1080
01:15:48,143 --> 01:15:52,375
Not easy to do.
Many reasons.
1081
01:15:52,447 --> 01:15:56,349
Practical ones:
Quiet neighborhood, sleepy town.
1082
01:15:56,418 --> 01:15:59,410
Reasons of moral repugnance:
A harmless woman,
1083
01:15:59,488 --> 01:16:02,218
a deed conceived
and executed in cold blood.
1084
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:05,692
Oh, no, Gawain,
would that it were simple.
1085
01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:09,197
Well, fuck, man! What we gonna do?
Give the money back and go to church?
1086
01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:14,467
I shudder.
I quake.
1087
01:16:15,203 --> 01:16:17,728
You, sir, are a Buddhist.
1088
01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:20,240
Is there not a "middle" way?
1089
01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:22,675
Mm.
1090
01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:29,242
Must float like a leaf on the river of life...
1091
01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:33,183
...and kill old lady.
1092
01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:38,792
Yes, yes, I suppose you are right.
1093
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:42,921
It is the active nature of the crime,
though, that so abhors.
1094
01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:45,364
The squeezing of the trigger,
the plunging of the knife.
1095
01:16:47,970 --> 01:16:50,996
But... let us think a moment.
1096
01:16:51,073 --> 01:16:54,372
What other tools do we have at hand?
1097
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,411
We have the cellar.
1098
01:16:56,478 --> 01:16:58,810
We have the cavity.
1099
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:03,249
We have masonry and trowel.
1100
01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:09,951
Perhaps we could simply... immure her.
1101
01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:13,461
Sure. Easiest thing in the world. I can
whip up a little mortar in a snow saucer.
1102
01:17:13,528 --> 01:17:16,361
Lay the bricks.
Anchor in some chains.
1103
01:17:16,431 --> 01:17:18,126
Mountain Girl could outsource
the manacles.
1104
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,636
Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen,
we delude ourselves.
1105
01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:25,639
No, shortest and painless is best.
1106
01:17:26,341 --> 01:17:32,905
Gawain's gun, retort muffled
by a pillow, into the brain.
1107
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:40,987
The only question is
who wields the weapon?
1108
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:45,821
I believe it is traditional
in such circumstances to draw straws.
1109
01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:49,621
Fair enough.
Here you go, Lump.
1110
01:17:50,866 --> 01:17:54,165
I'm thinkin', though,
that since I lost a finger -
1111
01:17:54,803 --> 01:17:58,534
- and I mean literally lost it
'cause of that fuckin' cat -
1112
01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:01,974
maybe I should be
excused from this thing.
1113
01:18:02,044 --> 01:18:04,012
Hard for me to squeeze a trigger anyway.
1114
01:18:04,079 --> 01:18:06,309
You one whiny muthafucka.
1115
01:18:06,381 --> 01:18:09,612
I'll come over there and squeeze your
fuckin' nutsack, you keep that bullshit up.
1116
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,118
Shut up, punk!
1117
01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:13,017
- I'll kick your goddamn ass, sweet-legs!
- Gentlemen!
1118
01:18:13,088 --> 01:18:15,682
No special pleading.
No exceptions.
1119
01:18:15,757 --> 01:18:19,352
It is of the nature of the situation
we would all prefer to be excused.
1120
01:18:20,462 --> 01:18:22,794
Well, OK, it was just a trial balloon.
1121
01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:06,063
Long straw. You all see it.
All that fuss for nothin', punk.
1122
01:19:06,141 --> 01:19:08,132
Fuck you.
1123
01:19:22,324 --> 01:19:23,416
Motherfuck!
1124
01:19:23,492 --> 01:19:26,325
Lord. I'm troubled
1125
01:19:26,495 --> 01:19:30,090
Lord. I'm troubled
1126
01:19:30,165 --> 01:19:35,364
Lord. I'm troubled
Oh. Lord. By my soul
1127
01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:54,377
- Oh. Lord. I'm troubled
- Lord. I'm troubled
1128
01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:57,983
Lord. I'm troubled
1129
01:20:01,897 --> 01:20:03,228
Coming up!
1130
01:20:03,298 --> 01:20:06,267
- Ouisie. I'll take some cocoa.
- Hi. George.
1131
01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:07,392
What's goin' on?
1132
01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:19,276
- What you got there, Gawain?
- Why, nothin', Mama.
1133
01:20:19,347 --> 01:20:23,078
Nothin', my ass!
You got a dog there!
1134
01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:27,281
- No, Mama.
- A filthy, noisy little pest of a puppy dog
1135
01:20:27,355 --> 01:20:30,347
- gonna shit all over the house!
- He won't shit in the house, Mama.
1136
01:20:30,425 --> 01:20:33,019
I'm gonna train him, I promise.
I'll train him real good!
1137
01:20:33,094 --> 01:20:35,221
I'm gonna train you real good!
1138
01:20:35,297 --> 01:20:39,256
You wait till your daddy get home.
He gonna lay into you proper!
1139
01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:41,962
No, Mama! Please, Mama! I love you!
1140
01:20:42,037 --> 01:20:43,937
Your daddy gonna kick yo' ass!
1141
01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,200
Mama's whuppin' Gawain's ass!
1142
01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:48,469
Ain't you gonna use the strap, Mama?
1143
01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:52,570
I love you, Mama.
I'm sorry, Mama, I love you.
1144
01:20:52,647 --> 01:20:56,344
Yeah, I'll wipe the dog's ass
and everything, Mama.
1145
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,454
I'll train him to shit in the toilet, Mama.
1146
01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:04,458
- I'll wipe his ass and everything, Mama.
- What you doin'?
1147
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:07,321
What you doin' with my pillow?
1148
01:21:07,395 --> 01:21:08,453
Nothin', ma'am.
I just came down to get a...
1149
01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:10,927
- Ugh!
- I'm displeased with you!
1150
01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,796
- Yeah, but...
- Fine colored boy like you
1151
01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:15,928
- fallin' in with that trash downstairs!
- Ugh!
1152
01:21:16,004 --> 01:21:19,838
Now, I know your mama
taught you better than that!
1153
01:21:23,745 --> 01:21:27,806
I can't do it.
She remind me of my mama.
1154
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,545
- Look, man...
- Why, this is most irregular.
1155
01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:32,849
...y'all muthafuckas
just gonna have to draw straws again.
1156
01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:36,015
Wait a minute. You've got to accept
your responsibilities, young man,
1157
01:21:36,091 --> 01:21:37,524
and shoot that old lady.
1158
01:21:37,592 --> 01:21:40,060
Hey, man, fuck you
and your irritated bowel!
1159
01:21:40,128 --> 01:21:41,322
Must shoot.
1160
01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:42,795
Now, look here,
it's the easiest thing in the world.
1161
01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:46,891
Just pretend her head's a casaba melon
and the gun is a melon baller.
1162
01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:49,368
What the fuck are you talkin' about?
A melon baller?
1163
01:21:49,437 --> 01:21:52,429
- Look, man, you do it.
- Oh, this is most irregular.
1164
01:21:52,507 --> 01:21:56,307
Now, look, with equal rights
comes equal responsibility.
1165
01:21:56,378 --> 01:21:59,211
I'm afraid Mr. Pancake is correct.
We cannot draw straws again.
1166
01:21:59,281 --> 01:22:04,048
The exercise would lose all credibility
if you show the loser can simply beg off.
1167
01:22:04,119 --> 01:22:05,984
Must shoot.
1168
01:22:07,355 --> 01:22:10,813
Hey, look, man,
she's just an old colored lady to you.
1169
01:22:10,892 --> 01:22:12,359
Come on, man, you do it.
1170
01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:17,364
- Why, you sniveling little coward.
- What did you say to me?
1171
01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:20,526
- Sniveling little coward.
- You whiny muthafucka.
1172
01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:23,765
I will come up yo' stankin',
irritated asshole with this gun
1173
01:22:23,838 --> 01:22:25,738
and give you a lead colonic,
muthafucka!
1174
01:22:25,807 --> 01:22:28,173
You think you scare me,
you mewling punk?
1175
01:22:28,243 --> 01:22:32,077
You don't scare me. Bull Connor
and all his dogs didn't scare me!
1176
01:22:32,147 --> 01:22:34,240
Now, be a man.
1177
01:22:34,316 --> 01:22:38,013
You fuck!
You ain't no fuckin' man!
1178
01:22:38,086 --> 01:22:40,384
- Oh, my, this is most distressin'.
- Be a man!
1179
01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:43,686
You ain't no fuckin' man!
Fuckin' a 60-year-old with pigtails!
1180
01:22:43,758 --> 01:22:47,489
Why, you bastard punk!
Mountain Girl is 53!
1181
01:22:47,696 --> 01:22:50,096
- She could ride your ass to jelly!
- Oh, yeah?!
1182
01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:52,892
- Gentlemen, please!
- I seen Virginia hams
1183
01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:55,960
I'd rather stick my dick in
than that big ol' white chick!
1184
01:23:03,445 --> 01:23:04,639
Oh, my God.
1185
01:23:04,713 --> 01:23:07,443
Oh, no.
1186
01:23:07,782 --> 01:23:08,908
Oh, my.
1187
01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:20,453
I'll just check the carotid artery.
1188
01:23:24,599 --> 01:23:27,500
- That's a negative.
- Is he dead, Professor?
1189
01:23:27,569 --> 01:23:30,299
Oh, sure he's dead, Lump.
I just checked his carotid artery.
1190
01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,469
We shall need a Hefty bag.
1191
01:23:44,819 --> 01:23:46,787
She is in the kitchen.
1192
01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:52,350
You steal out with the carcass
while I dazzle her with conversation.
1193
01:23:56,998 --> 01:24:03,631
My dear Mrs. Munson, I have outlined
your position with my colleagues,
1194
01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:08,074
and I now return to you
to render our collective verdict.
1195
01:24:08,143 --> 01:24:13,376
There was much spirited discussion
and an atmosphere of frank give-and-take.
1196
01:24:13,448 --> 01:24:15,882
Some of our number
were initially appalled at your proposal
1197
01:24:15,950 --> 01:24:19,044
that we simply return the money.
Some were more receptive.
1198
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:21,486
I don't care if they was receptive or not!
1199
01:24:21,556 --> 01:24:24,354
And that attitude, madam,
was a factor in our discussions.
1200
01:24:24,426 --> 01:24:28,362
To a man, I must say
they were devastated at the prospect
1201
01:24:28,430 --> 01:24:31,092
of not being able to contribute
to their respective charities.
1202
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:33,259
- Well, that is a shame.
- Indeed,
1203
01:24:33,334 --> 01:24:37,293
but at the end of the day,
your position prevailed.
1204
01:24:37,372 --> 01:24:41,138
So we have decided to return the money,
every last cent of it,
1205
01:24:41,209 --> 01:24:45,043
and attend Sunday services, rather than
spend the remainder of our days
1206
01:24:45,113 --> 01:24:47,377
wastin' away at the Mississippi
Men's Correctional Facility.
1207
01:24:48,683 --> 01:24:51,982
Though that was the original
preference of some.
1208
01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:34,184
You are not assistin' with the cadaver.
1209
01:25:34,863 --> 01:25:36,455
Oh, no need.
1210
01:25:36,531 --> 01:25:38,965
Just chuck it off the bridge.
Easiest thing in the world.
1211
01:25:41,469 --> 01:25:45,132
Oh! That's them.
Back already.
1212
01:25:45,206 --> 01:25:47,834
I'll just go dump these in the hearse.
1213
01:25:47,909 --> 01:25:51,470
Yeah, easiest thing in the world.
1214
01:26:07,762 --> 01:26:08,751
General!
1215
01:26:10,431 --> 01:26:12,558
No extra share, huh?
1216
01:26:35,723 --> 01:26:38,123
- Mountain?
- Garth?
1217
01:26:47,435 --> 01:26:51,235
Oh. Come
1218
01:26:51,306 --> 01:26:54,207
Let us go back
1219
01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:56,775
To God
1220
01:26:56,844 --> 01:27:01,144
- Go back to God
- Oh. Come on
1221
01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:05,710
- Let's go back to God
- Let us go back
1222
01:27:05,787 --> 01:27:08,688
- Let's go back to God
- Come on
1223
01:27:08,756 --> 01:27:11,384
Let's go back to God
1224
01:27:11,626 --> 01:27:13,116
Get Garth.
1225
01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:19,193
Let us go back
1226
01:27:19,267 --> 01:27:20,825
To God
1227
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:25,396
Go back to God
1228
01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:44,390
Excellent. I believe, at last,
we have the right man for the job.
1229
01:28:35,043 --> 01:28:41,312
They crucified the Savior
1230
01:28:42,483 --> 01:28:49,582
They crucified the Savior
1231
01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:56,620
They crucified the Savior
1232
01:28:56,698 --> 01:29:01,135
And nailed Him to the cross
1233
01:29:50,752 --> 01:29:56,452
The old woman is a more formidable
antagonist than one had imagined.
1234
01:30:18,212 --> 01:30:20,737
Now, Lump,
1235
01:30:21,449 --> 01:30:25,408
it falls to you to finish the job.
1236
01:30:26,554 --> 01:30:29,887
- The comedy must end.
- You know,
1237
01:30:29,957 --> 01:30:35,589
- I've been doin' some thinkin', Professor.
- Oh, dear.
1238
01:30:35,663 --> 01:30:38,530
Maybe we should be goin' to church.
Maybe she is right.
1239
01:30:38,599 --> 01:30:42,729
Ooh, dear, Lump.
I feared those would be your words.
1240
01:30:42,804 --> 01:30:46,399
Not that I don't appreciate you giving
the matter the benefit of your thought,
1241
01:30:46,474 --> 01:30:50,410
but recall, my dear boy,
our respective functions in this enterprise.
1242
01:30:50,478 --> 01:30:55,415
I am a professor. The professor,
as you yourself so often say. The thinker.
1243
01:30:55,483 --> 01:30:57,883
Trained, in fact, in the arts of cogitation.
1244
01:30:57,952 --> 01:31:01,183
You, Lump, are the goon,
the hooligan, the dumb brute,
1245
01:31:01,255 --> 01:31:03,746
whose actions must be directed
by a higher intelligence.
1246
01:31:03,825 --> 01:31:05,292
Yeah, I know, but...
1247
01:31:05,359 --> 01:31:08,157
Ah, ah, ah! No buts, dear boy.
Do not repeat the error of thinkin'.
1248
01:31:08,229 --> 01:31:14,566
Now is the moment of praxis.
Now, Lump, you must act.
1249
01:31:17,104 --> 01:31:21,632
Well, I can't do it, Professor.
A nice old lady like that.
1250
01:31:21,709 --> 01:31:24,872
Think of the riches, Lump,
that you and I alone shall divide.
1251
01:31:24,946 --> 01:31:26,072
Yeah, I know, but...
1252
01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:29,947
And reflect also that if you decline to act,
thus forcin' me to do so,
1253
01:31:30,017 --> 01:31:32,383
you shall no longer have
any entitlement to the money.
1254
01:31:32,453 --> 01:31:36,412
Your offices shall have been nugatory.
1255
01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:39,221
You mean you're gonna kill her?
1256
01:31:40,027 --> 01:31:43,463
Of course, yes.
My hand shall be forced.
1257
01:31:44,465 --> 01:31:46,763
I can't allow you to do that, Professor.
1258
01:31:52,773 --> 01:31:54,741
...allow?
- Mm-hm.
1259
01:31:55,843 --> 01:31:57,276
Not allow?
1260
01:31:59,947 --> 01:32:02,313
What presumption!
1261
01:32:02,383 --> 01:32:04,647
You stupid boy!
1262
01:32:05,386 --> 01:32:10,915
You very, very, extremely stupid boy.
1263
01:32:10,992 --> 01:32:13,119
Oh, yeah?
1264
01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:16,129
Who looks stupid now?
1265
01:32:24,205 --> 01:32:25,365
No bullets?
1266
01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:37,050
Perhaps it had to be thus.
1267
01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:42,849
"Lo! In yon brilliant window-niche
1268
01:32:42,924 --> 01:32:45,984
How statue-like I see thee stand..."
1269
01:32:50,998 --> 01:32:53,592
A raven.
1270
01:33:02,543 --> 01:33:05,137
"...The agate lamp within thy hand!"
1271
01:33:06,480 --> 01:33:13,352
"Ah, Psyche, from the regions which
1272
01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:15,912
Are Holy Land!"
1273
01:33:17,091 --> 01:33:19,025
Ugh!
1274
01:34:12,079 --> 01:34:13,944
Huh?
1275
01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:21,186
Uh-huh.
1276
01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:32,963
Mm, mm, mm!
Couldn't face the music.
1277
01:34:38,639 --> 01:34:42,803
I appreciate that, but we don't know
what to do. Tried that, too.
1278
01:34:42,877 --> 01:34:44,367
Oh...
1279
01:34:45,212 --> 01:34:48,841
- Uh, Mrs. Munson...
- Gotta make a statement, Sheriff.
1280
01:34:48,916 --> 01:34:51,350
Ma'am, could it possibly wait?
We're kinda busy down here today.
1281
01:34:51,419 --> 01:34:56,220
Oh, well, I suppose it could wait,
but it's about that casino money.
1282
01:34:58,759 --> 01:35:01,853
Let me call you back.
You know somethin' about it?
1283
01:35:01,929 --> 01:35:04,489
Somethin'? Everything!
I got it at home.
1284
01:35:05,466 --> 01:35:09,402
- You got what at home?
- The money! $1.6 million dollars.
1285
01:35:09,470 --> 01:35:12,837
- It's down in my root cellar.
- How did it get there, Marva?
1286
01:35:12,907 --> 01:35:16,206
Well, a bunch of desperate men
stole it and put it there, that's how!
1287
01:35:16,277 --> 01:35:20,145
See, they was musicians
of the Renaissance period.
1288
01:35:22,950 --> 01:35:26,977
But they could recite poems
that'd break your heart.
1289
01:35:27,054 --> 01:35:30,820
- The ringleader spoke in dead tongues.
- Does he now?
1290
01:35:30,891 --> 01:35:32,722
Oh, I tried to get you to see him.
1291
01:35:32,793 --> 01:35:34,624
- That night.
- Yes, ma'am.
1292
01:35:34,695 --> 01:35:37,459
I had to holler at 'em
about stealin' all that money.
1293
01:35:38,265 --> 01:35:40,392
And I guess I made 'em feel real bad,
1294
01:35:40,468 --> 01:35:45,167
'cause they just picked up and left
without takin' the money!
1295
01:35:45,239 --> 01:35:49,039
And they let Pickles out!
1296
01:35:49,110 --> 01:35:51,010
So you want us to come over
and fetch him.
1297
01:35:51,078 --> 01:35:53,012
Oh, no, no, he's back.
1298
01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:55,981
What you want me to do with the money?
1299
01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:03,212
You keep it!
Why don't you keep it?
1300
01:36:04,425 --> 01:36:07,724
- Keep it?
- Go on and keep it, Miss Marva.
1301
01:36:10,831 --> 01:36:12,662
Well...
1302
01:36:13,667 --> 01:36:17,364
It is just a penny off of everybody's policy.
1303
01:36:21,909 --> 01:36:25,003
- Could...?
1304
01:36:25,079 --> 01:36:27,570
- You don't suppose I could...?
- Yes, ma'am?
1305
01:36:29,750 --> 01:36:33,208
Could I just give it all
to Bob Jones University?
1306
01:36:39,794 --> 01:36:42,957
Yeah. That'd be nice.
1307
01:36:44,665 --> 01:36:48,726
Give it all to 'em!
That's a good idea!
1308
01:36:55,109 --> 01:36:59,205
As long as everybody knows.
1309
01:37:05,186 --> 01:37:07,177
How you doin'?
1310
01:37:17,031 --> 01:37:20,489
Pickles!
Oh, Lord, Pickles!
1311
01:37:20,568 --> 01:37:25,471
Shine on
Oh. Let it shine on
1312
01:37:25,539 --> 01:37:28,599
Let it shine on
1313
01:37:28,676 --> 01:37:35,275
Let your light from the lighthouse
shine on me
1314
01:37:35,349 --> 01:37:40,446
Shine on
Oh. Let it shine on
1315
01:37:40,521 --> 01:37:46,255
Let your light from the lighthouse
shine on
1316
01:37:52,099 --> 01:37:57,628
Your light from the lighthouse
shine on me
1317
01:38:03,110 --> 01:38:08,707
Let your light from the lighthouse
shine on
1318
01:38:08,782 --> 01:38:11,410
Oh. Let it shine on
1319
01:38:11,485 --> 01:38:14,181
Oh. Let it shine on
1320
01:38:14,255 --> 01:38:20,023
Let your light from the lighthouse
shine on me
1321
01:38:22,029 --> 01:38:24,759
Shine on
Oh. Let it shine on
1322
01:38:24,832 --> 01:38:30,202
Let your light from the lighthouse
shine on me
1323
01:38:35,276 --> 01:38:40,873
Let our light from the lighthouse
shine on me
1324
01:38:45,386 --> 01:38:50,221
Let your light from the lighthouse
shine on me
1325
01:38:50,291 --> 01:38:52,452
- Come on. Let it
- Shine on
1326
01:38:55,629 --> 01:39:00,498
Let your light from the lighthouse
shine on me
1327
01:39:00,567 --> 01:39:02,592
- Oh. Let it
- Shine on
1328
01:39:05,172 --> 01:39:06,503
Come and let it
1329
01:39:06,573 --> 01:39:10,942
Let your light from the lighthouse
shine on me
1330
01:39:11,011 --> 01:39:13,002
- Let it shine
- Shine on
1331
01:39:13,180 --> 01:39:15,478
- Let it shine
- Shine on
1332
01:39:15,649 --> 01:39:17,810
- Let it shine
- Shine on
1333
01:39:17,885 --> 01:39:20,410
- You've got to let it shine
- Shine on
1334
01:39:25,392 --> 01:39:27,883
- You gotta take his hand
- Shine on
1335
01:39:27,962 --> 01:39:30,328
- And shine all night
- Shine on
1336
01:39:30,397 --> 01:39:32,763
You've got to let it shine
1337
01:39:32,833 --> 01:39:35,700
You've got to let it
1338
01:39:35,769 --> 01:39:37,930
Let it
1339
01:39:39,606 --> 01:39:40,868
All night long
1340
01:39:44,278 --> 01:39:45,768
All night long
1341
01:39:47,581 --> 01:39:49,071
Come on
1342
01:39:49,917 --> 01:39:51,179
Come on
1343
01:39:52,419 --> 01:39:53,317
Come on
1344
01:39:54,021 --> 01:39:57,047
Yeah. Let it shine
1345
01:39:57,124 --> 01:39:59,456
Let it shine
Ooh
1346
01:39:59,526 --> 01:40:01,551
- You got to feel it
- Shine on
1347
01:40:01,628 --> 01:40:04,358
- In your heart
- Shine on
1348
01:40:04,431 --> 01:40:06,228
- You gotta feel it
- Shine on
1349
01:40:06,300 --> 01:40:08,734
- In your soul
- Shine on
1350
01:40:08,802 --> 01:40:11,066
- You gotta take his hand
- Shine on
1351
01:40:11,138 --> 01:40:13,436
- You gotta take his hand
- Shine on
1352
01:40:13,507 --> 01:40:16,670
- Oh. You gotta shine on me
- Shine on
1353
01:40:16,744 --> 01:40:18,644
- I said shine on me
- Shine on
1354
01:40:18,712 --> 01:40:20,407
- I said shine on me
- Shine on
1355
01:40:20,481 --> 01:40:23,746
Let the light from the lighthouse
1356
01:40:23,817 --> 01:40:25,808
Shine
1357
01:40:25,886 --> 01:40:28,514
On
1358
01:40:28,589 --> 01:40:29,317
Me!
1359
01:40:29,390 --> 01:40:33,952
Let it shine on me. Yeah
1360
01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:36,588
Hallelujah
1361
01:40:55,949 --> 01:40:57,439
Shine on!
1362
01:40:57,618 --> 01:40:59,176
Shine on!
1363
01:40:59,353 --> 01:41:00,251
Shine on!
1364
01:41:00,888 --> 01:41:02,412
Shine on!
1365
01:41:02,589 --> 01:41:03,749
Shine on!
1366
01:41:03,824 --> 01:41:05,553
- Shine
- Shine on!
1367
01:41:05,626 --> 01:41:07,491
- On
- Shine on
1368
01:41:07,561 --> 01:41:08,721
- Me
- Shine on
1369
01:41:08,796 --> 01:41:10,627
- Shine
- Shine on
1370
01:41:10,798 --> 01:41:11,924
- Shine
- Shine on
1371
01:41:12,099 --> 01:41:13,999
- Shine
- Shine on
1372
01:41:14,168 --> 01:41:15,760
- Shine
- Shine on
1373
01:41:15,936 --> 01:41:17,301
- Shine
- Shine on
1374
01:41:17,404 --> 01:41:18,837
- Let the light
- Shine on
1375
01:41:18,906 --> 01:41:20,498
- From the lighthouse
- Shine on
1376
01:41:20,574 --> 01:41:22,201
- Shine on me
- Shine on
1377
01:41:22,276 --> 01:41:23,834
- Shine on me
- Shine on
1378
01:41:24,011 --> 01:41:25,672
- Shine on me
- Shine on
1379
01:41:25,746 --> 01:41:27,543
- In the morning
- Shine on
1380
01:41:27,614 --> 01:41:29,309
- Shine on me
- Shine on
1381
01:41:30,951 --> 01:41:32,248
- Shine on me
- Shine on
1382
01:41:32,319 --> 01:41:35,345
- In the midnight
- Shine on
1383
01:41:36,056 --> 01:41:37,216
- Shine on me
- Shine on
1384
01:41:37,291 --> 01:41:38,781
I need your peace
1385
01:41:39,359 --> 01:41:40,986
Shine on
1386
01:41:41,061 --> 01:41:44,292
- I need your love
- Shine on
1387
01:41:44,364 --> 01:41:47,162
- I need your spirit
- Shine on
1388
01:41:47,234 --> 01:41:48,633
- Shine on me
- Shine on me
1389
01:41:48,802 --> 01:41:51,999
- Shine on me
- Shine on me
1390
01:41:52,072 --> 01:41:55,235
Let the light from the lighthouse
shine
1391
01:41:55,309 --> 01:41:56,901
Shine
1392
01:41:56,977 --> 01:41:59,775
On
1393
01:42:00,514 --> 01:42:04,780
Me
1394
01:42:04,852 --> 01:42:07,480
Yeah-ah-ah
1395
01:42:27,541 --> 01:42:29,668
Yes
1396
01:42:30,577 --> 01:42:33,944
Yes
1397
01:42:34,915 --> 01:42:37,907
Yes
1398
01:42:38,352 --> 01:42:41,116
Yes
1399
01:42:42,089 --> 01:42:45,081
Yes
1400
01:42:51,431 --> 01:42:54,093
Oh. Yes. Lord
1401
01:42:56,136 --> 01:43:01,836
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
1402
01:43:03,110 --> 01:43:05,078
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
1403
01:43:05,145 --> 01:43:07,136
Yes
1404
01:43:09,149 --> 01:43:09,911
Yes
1405
01:43:13,554 --> 01:43:15,613
Hallelujah!
1406
01:43:15,689 --> 01:43:18,283
Thank you. Lord!
1407
01:43:18,458 --> 01:43:22,986
Thank you. Lord
1408
01:43:23,063 --> 01:43:26,692
Thank you. Lord
1409
01:43:26,867 --> 01:43:32,999
Thank you. Lord
1410
01:43:33,173 --> 01:43:34,572
Thank you. Lord
1411
01:43:37,744 --> 01:43:38,870
Yeah
1412
01:43:38,946 --> 01:43:44,475
- You see. You been mighty good
- Oh. Yes. You have
1413
01:43:44,551 --> 01:43:47,816
I said you've been mighty good
1414
01:43:47,888 --> 01:43:51,654
Been mighty good. Yeah
1415
01:43:51,725 --> 01:43:53,716
Yes. Yes. Yes. Lord