1 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,898 I hear you're having troubles. No wonder! Look at you. 2 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:10,404 You wanna change your life so you come to hear the story. 3 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,824 High school popularity ain't a contest, is a war. 4 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,660 Dizzy Harrison is its greatest casualty. 5 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,162 See, his story is really my story. 6 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,957 Because behind every so-called hero... 7 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:26,795 ...is a little pissed off dude that don't get no credit! 8 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,466 We have to go back a ways. 9 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:36,180 Even as a small child, Dizzy Harrison had his own particular style. 10 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:18,013 As you can see, I didn't have a lot to work with. 11 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,730 I hurt myself! 12 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:11,525 Things didn't get any better from there. 13 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:16,572 As the years went by, he got taller, whiter, skinnier. 14 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,241 First day, senior year. 15 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,995 And we're gonna be the top dogs. 16 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,880 I wish I'd drowned this summer. We all do, Kirk. 17 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,799 We'll always be Blips. 18 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:38,427 Blips? We're barely on the radar! 19 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:43,265 Not this year. We're seniors now. I'm with Dizzy on this one. 20 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,727 Its never too late to make a change. 21 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:50,147 Full metal jacket. 22 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,358 Dad, put those away! 23 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,027 You're such a dork! 24 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,196 I say we bail. Home schooling? 25 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:01,867 My dad could teach drinking. Nobody bails, bands stick together. 26 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:10,542 Guys, relax. Music has the power to transform. 27 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,549 There's some pain. Good luck, son! 28 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,928 Yo, Blip? Little help? 29 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,518 I'll never get used to that. 30 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,104 Can anyone help me? 31 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,232 Get out of the way! 32 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:42,783 You're not going to talk to her. That is Tina Ass-good, man! 33 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:46,620 Like a wood elf versus Al'Kabor. You'll get power leveled! 34 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,581 We're not playing EverQuest, we're on earth. 35 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,708 Speak for yourself. 36 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,169 I'm going in. 37 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,631 Take that. 38 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,760 I know I can do this. 39 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,054 Tina! You are? 40 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:06,056 Dizzy. 41 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:09,560 You gonna help me, or what? Yeah! 42 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,105 You got to know your... 43 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,025 Its very technical. 44 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:22,072 A Blip is talking to Tina Osgood. Look at my boy! 45 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:26,493 Didn't they tie you up last year and make you wear rubber breasts? 46 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,788 You remember! Thats really sweet. 47 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:34,418 I imagine God having an ass like that. Did that sound gay? 48 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,504 I've been thinking, we're seniors now... 49 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:40,966 ...and maybe sometime, if you wanted to drink coffee... 50 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,051 ...near me... 51 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,470 ...l would pay. 52 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,389 Truthfully? Yeah? 53 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:50,434 You're not my... Type. 54 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,520 You know those moments when a man makes... 55 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,106 ...a decision thall change his life... 56 00:05:56,315 --> 00:06:00,277 ...and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? 57 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,529 This ain't one of those moments. 58 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,365 I thought about this type thing. 59 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:09,161 To be honest, you're not my type either. 60 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:10,996 Did you think thatd work? 61 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,124 No, but I thought it was worth giving it a shot. 62 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,252 You know something? 63 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:20,297 Yo, freak! What are you doing? 64 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,799 Talking. Innocent conversation. 65 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:26,053 Innocent? Then whas this? 66 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:33,936 Oh, my God! Thas disgusting! Loser, nice pup tent! 67 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,188 We need to cover you up. 68 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,319 What is this? 69 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,738 Mrs. Whitman! Its my... 70 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,991 Its mine now! 71 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:52,496 Is this a weapon? You can't bring loaded weapons to school! 72 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:55,916 You're tearing the skin! 73 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,920 My deal! 74 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,423 I'm showing this to Principal Zaylor. 75 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,175 Cut it out! 76 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,952 I know what you're thinking. Its not medically possible. 77 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,956 But let me ask you this. Are you a doctor? 78 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,919 I have good news. Your son's condition is treatable. 79 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:45,215 What condition? The fact that I can pee around a corner? 80 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:46,466 Watch your mouth. 81 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:51,471 He can't help it. Whas wrong with Dizzy, in medical terms... 82 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,933 ...its called Tourette's syndrome. 83 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:57,728 Tourette's syndrome? 84 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:01,356 Are you out of your fucking mind? Language, son. 85 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:05,485 You won't cure him with force, Papa Bear. 86 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:09,698 Its going to take a lot of hugs and a lot of drugs. 87 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:14,203 Only take one of these a day. Nice pack. 88 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,878 There he is. 89 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,671 Diz? 90 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:29,635 They gave me these pills for my Tourette's, but they're not working. 91 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:33,055 Come on, is not that bad. 92 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,599 Not that bad? 93 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,434 At least as Blips... 94 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,436 ...we were invisible. 95 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,773 You break your dick in front of the whole school... 96 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,817 ...people remember that. His life is ruined. 97 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,028 I mean, I'm an idiot. 98 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:51,365 I'll never be able to go back to school again. 99 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,201 I need more of these pills. 100 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:04,169 How can you be depressed with all this beautiful church music playing? 101 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,400 Yes, yes, yes! 102 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:32,072 Thank you, brothers and sisters of the Sunshine Gospel Choir. 103 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:35,659 Very stirring. Very hip. 104 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:38,370 Amen! Yes, yes, yes. 105 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:43,000 Now, do the rest of you young people know what else is hip? 106 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:47,129 Sexual abstinence. Can I get an amen on that? 107 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,672 Amen! 108 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:52,259 Glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah! 109 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:55,929 I said, glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah! 110 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,640 Glory hallelujah! 111 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:01,268 Ladies and gentlemen... 112 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,854 ...brothers and sisters... 113 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:07,274 ...I'd like to talk to you all about sex! 114 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:11,445 The devil's middle name, sex! Amen! 115 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:16,366 Do you know what the best form of sexual abstinence is? 116 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,035 Being me. 117 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:21,663 Can I get an amen? Amen! 118 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:25,375 Do you wanna talk about some pain? Let me hear you! 119 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:28,962 That boy's got the spirit! He's an idiot! 120 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:34,426 Has a member of the opposite sex ever told you you're not her type? 121 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,054 Let me hear you shout amen... 122 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:42,684 ...if you ever had duct tape ripped off your naked buttocks! 123 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:48,440 Let me hear you shout amen if you ever had your manhood right-angled... 124 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:53,487 ...in front of the entire congregation! 125 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,657 Now let me hear you shout amen up high. 126 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,785 Amen! Let me hear you shout amen! 127 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:04,289 Diz was in pain. He was in trouble. He needed guidance. 128 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:08,836 He's about to get a lesson in bad, from the best in the business. 129 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:15,384 What happened to Paco? 130 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:20,264 I got no answer to that question. Back up. The new man is mine. 131 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,350 Not the crazy eyes, Luther. I was just messing. 132 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,269 Been looking at my Janet? 133 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,604 No. No way. 134 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:35,988 Eighteen years and 41 days, is me and you, baby. 135 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,577 Okay, I'm scared. 136 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,038 Guard? 137 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,667 Relax, white boy. 138 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,588 Whad you do to get in here? 139 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:57,676 I'm not really sure. I've been heavily medicated lately... 140 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:03,182 ...and the last thing that I remember is my dad dropping me off at school. 141 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,851 You in high school? Yes. 142 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:11,440 I still get chills thinking about it. 143 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,150 Fish sticks! 144 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,447 I've officially become the biggest loser at my school. 145 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,241 I don't think I'll be going back there. 146 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,410 Its okay. 147 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,078 I know what you mean. 148 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:29,708 I see that. I was the bitch at the last prison! 149 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,879 I remember, they strapped me to a chair with duct tape... 150 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:36,965 ...in a dress. With makeup? 151 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,136 And fake rubber breasts. Rubber breasts! 152 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,682 My brother... 153 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,602 ...come on over here and sit down. 154 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:51,313 A high school... 155 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,398 ...its a lot like prison. 156 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,984 Bad food, high fences. 157 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:59,947 The sex you want, you ain't getting. The sex you getting... 158 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,074 ...you don't want. 159 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:05,827 I seen terrible things. 160 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:11,250 Yesterday, an 80-year-old librarian broke my penis. 161 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,377 You win. 162 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:16,380 How did you change things? 163 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:21,176 I got myself thrown out of the last prison and I started fresh here. 164 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,970 That worked? 165 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,180 Watch this. 166 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,145 Wow! 167 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:36,817 Thats what I gotta do. Switch prisons and start over. 168 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:40,070 You gotta tell me what you did to get kicked out. 169 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,698 The first thing I did... 170 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:45,075 ...is broke all the rules. 171 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,286 I can break all the rules. 172 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:53,500 Then I started acting crazy. Yeah! I can act all crazy. 173 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:58,672 I grabbed a broken mop handle and snapped it across the warden's butt. 174 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,723 I don't have to do this alone. Les all get expelled together. 175 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,976 Thats okay. You can go. What about you, Glen? 176 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:14,188 No, I talk big, but I'm not as tough as I look. 177 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,481 Okay, here we go. 178 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,777 What are you thinking, Mr. Harrison? 179 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:26,408 You know, you're right. What am I thinking? 180 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:31,622 Everybody, the answer to number 23 is Guam. 181 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:35,250 Thanks, Broke-wood. Mr. Luberoff? 182 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,837 Plenty more where this came from at finals time. 183 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:46,845 My Lord, Dizzy! Cheating, bribery? Those are grounds for expulsion! 184 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,890 Or an obvious cry for help. 185 00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,983 Whats Broke-wood doing? 186 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,553 Thats Principal Zaylor! 187 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,769 You're a fighter! 188 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,187 Try this! 189 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:41,900 Shit it! Shit it! Say mercy! 190 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:49,366 You're almost at the head of the class! 191 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,832 And, cut! 192 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,756 This is the part of my job I hate. 193 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,175 Expelling people? 194 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:09,678 No, silly. We're going to double your medication... 195 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:14,057 ...increase your therapy, and you may have to stay another year. 196 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,685 Loser, how's it hanging? 197 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,690 That toilet-cam was your best work ever. 198 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:25,277 Looks like I'm stuck here for the rest of my life. 199 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,325 Or am I? 200 00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:40,125 Hey! Hey! What are you doing? 201 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,254 Halt! 202 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,258 Did you just break that mop? Give me that! 203 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,010 Yes! 204 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:54,973 You destroyed school property. You're expelled. 205 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,767 Yes! 206 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,064 I did it. I busted out. I knew you had it in you. 207 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,025 Ready to be Luthercized? Preach, my brother! 208 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:09,279 I'm gonna take you from bitch to bull. 209 00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:19,414 You wanna get a reputation at your new school... 210 00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:22,626 ...you'll have to crack open heads, day one. 211 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,879 Find the biggest, baddest cat and whup his ass! 212 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:32,219 Make sure everybody sees him go down. Everybody sees him go down. Got it. 213 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,599 You know, some people are born with that knowledge. 214 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,185 Like Barclay. Who's Barclay? 215 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,564 He's the bully at my last school. 216 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,734 He might be born with it but with my insights, street smarts... 217 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:52,739 ...and knowledge of every action movie, we're gonna perfect it. 218 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,915 Don't worry about that. Happens every day. 219 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:06,086 Same cat. Never gets away. Come on. 220 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:11,842 First thing you do is gouge the dude's eyes out so he can't see to fight. 221 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,179 Hey, this kis in high school. 222 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:19,641 Then you're going to want to fight dirty. All right, set your feet. 223 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,852 Spread your palms. 224 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,812 Tiger Claw! 225 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:26,940 Are you sure is not Tiger Paw? 226 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:33,572 Tiger Claw! Now you're ready! 227 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:38,076 Just watch my hands. 228 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:47,127 Grab some rope. You gotta build some muscle. 229 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,047 You act like you can't get up there. 230 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:53,133 Motivation is on the way. 231 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:56,345 Yes, indeedy, feed the needy. There you go! 232 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,639 Luther, what are you doing? 233 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:02,476 Get up there! Thas it. Whas that burning? Is me! 234 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:08,106 Just roll around. You'll be all right. 235 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,777 If you can't act tough, you gotta look tough. 236 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,202 Butch up, girlie-pants! 237 00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:21,453 Got a sec? What? 238 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:24,331 Phone call for you, warden. 239 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,334 My wife again? 240 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,970 I'll never get tired of that. 241 00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:42,474 You talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. 242 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,935 Otherwise, you'll be lined in chalk. 243 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,980 Let me introduce you to somebody. 244 00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:53,151 The Funkmaster. 245 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,490 Somebody, give me a beat! 246 00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,582 Them crazy eyes? 247 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:11,795 Like someone hits you in the head and your eyes almost jump out your skull! 248 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,921 Try it! 249 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,550 This is the "Brother, where my money" walk. 250 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,260 Where it at? 251 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:22,389 About to bust a cap. About to bust a cap. 252 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:26,351 Flare your nostril up! You gotta open them up. 253 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:30,272 So everybody can see the rocks, the boogers up in there. 254 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,448 Loosen the ass. 255 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,992 Thats too loose. 256 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:46,663 They'll play you like a bitch, you gotta hit them with the bitch first! 257 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,500 Like, "Who's the bitch now?" 258 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,668 Watch this. 259 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,760 Try it. Try it! 260 00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,768 Who's the bitch now? 261 00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:14,149 Half Brad Pitt Fight Club, half Anne Heche if These Walls Could Talk. 262 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:16,235 For your student I.D. 263 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,654 Your new driver's license. 264 00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:22,282 This one's for the Player's Club. 265 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,040 That ain't right. 266 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:34,753 Really cock it! You know what I'm saying? Cock it! Fire! Cock it! 267 00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:38,006 Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun! 268 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:44,012 Tiger Claw! 269 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,191 Dude, pretty nice. 270 00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,279 Now you ready for your new prison. 271 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,999 Mascot, you dropped your bagpipe. 272 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:14,168 Thank you. 273 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,378 Suck on that, pal! 274 00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:18,463 Tuba midget! 275 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,634 Have a nice day! 276 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,721 This place is a zoo! 277 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,098 He did say 12:30. 278 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,225 So where is he? 279 00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,562 What the hell is that? 280 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,373 Good luck, kid. 281 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,124 Flip him! 282 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,128 Back in the truck! 283 00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,222 Is that... 284 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,015 ...Diz? 285 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,980 Oh, my God! 286 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,487 He's got kind of a... 287 00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:09,908 ...Brad Pitt thing going there. 288 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:17,082 From bitch to bull, baby. 289 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:28,343 I saw a little Anne Heche there too. Does that sound gay? 290 00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:33,765 "Find the biggest, baddest mother in the yard, and knock his ass out." 291 00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:41,690 Lift your knees, maggots! Maybe we'll win one sorry-ass game this year! 292 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:43,108 I'm gonna puke. 293 00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:48,030 Use it. Keep looking at the horse's ass and run! 294 00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,375 Biggest and baddest. 295 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,132 More cheer, less pole dance. 296 00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:10,427 Don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties. 297 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:11,845 What panties? 298 00:25:22,773 --> 00:25:24,816 Don't I have a dreamy boyfriend? 299 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:28,362 Make sure everybody sees him go down. 300 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,365 Careful. 301 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,409 You mind if I sit down? 302 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:35,828 Wrong level, bitch. 303 00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:38,413 Bitch, say what? 304 00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:46,421 I think we got a serious problem here. 305 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:49,508 If is you, there's no prob... 306 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:18,287 Dude, whats with you? 307 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,582 Who's the bitch now? 308 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:32,342 You guys might want to come scoop up your friend. 309 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:35,971 Shit! 310 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,168 Oh, God! 311 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,633 What are you doing? 312 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:17,387 Knocking you into the hall and me into the history books. 313 00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:21,266 Who's the bitch now? 314 00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:32,694 You've gotta be kidding me! 315 00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:56,760 Don't go that way. 316 00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:12,651 Help! 317 00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:27,457 Who's the bitch now? 318 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,464 Coming through! 319 00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:38,594 Look out! Coming through! Take your hat off in school! 320 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:49,771 Lets have a round of applause for Conner Maguire. 321 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:51,023 Everyone? 322 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:54,651 Come on. Everyone? You! 323 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:57,029 Come on. Don't be shy! 324 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,116 Stop it, all of you! 325 00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:06,455 Hello, son. 326 00:29:06,705 --> 00:29:11,793 I told you last time, you start something, you're what? You're gone! 327 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,631 Well, my friend, looks like is last call. 328 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:16,924 Last call? 329 00:29:17,174 --> 00:29:19,968 He didn't start it. I did. 330 00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:27,017 Who the hell are you? I'm the new guy. 331 00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:40,030 How's the nose? Shut up! 332 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:46,036 Look at that freak, sitting on top of the tower. 333 00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:50,082 Move! We should unroll the welcome mat. 334 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:52,042 I should go kick his ass. 335 00:29:52,251 --> 00:29:54,878 I've dreamed of dating the expelled guy. 336 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:57,339 Expelled guys rock! 337 00:29:57,548 --> 00:29:58,841 Later. 338 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:02,761 Later. 339 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:05,222 You're not going over there. 340 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,557 I wasn't. 341 00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:09,268 Now I am. Later. 342 00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:15,190 She just dissed you. 343 00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:17,109 Dude, shut up! 344 00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:28,203 Hey, new guy. Got a name? 345 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:33,041 Harris, Gil Harris. 346 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:36,712 I'm Courtney, thas Carmen, thas Danielle. 347 00:30:36,879 --> 00:30:39,840 How do you like our little slice of paradise? 348 00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:42,259 I gotta tell you... 349 00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:45,179 ...its nice to be somewhere without bars. 350 00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:46,847 You were in jail? 351 00:30:47,014 --> 00:30:49,850 Did they give you a full body cavity search? 352 00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:53,520 Forgive my friends. They get shy around strangers. 353 00:30:53,729 --> 00:30:56,648 My fault, I talk too much. 354 00:30:56,857 --> 00:30:58,442 Thas hot. 355 00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:02,946 There's a party tonight at my house, if you can come. 356 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,160 I don't make plans. 357 00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:12,331 Not my style. 358 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:53,413 We love you, Rocky Creek! We're here all week! 359 00:31:53,622 --> 00:31:57,751 We love Texas and we love you too! 360 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,878 So I'm guessing it went well? 361 00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:04,925 In 10 minutes, the first 18 years of my life completely changed. 362 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:07,803 They bought it? Things have changed. 363 00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:11,056 You made it to the 50th level of Kunark. 364 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:15,060 Better. I got invited to a party. Dizzy Gillespie Harrison. 365 00:32:15,269 --> 00:32:20,566 Excuse me while I do the bugaloo! Whoa, slow down, funky white boy. 366 00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:23,694 Did they invite you, or Gil Harris? 367 00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:29,741 Listen, the point is nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair. 368 00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,243 Please. No offense. 369 00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:35,247 Are you saying these chicks party on a school night? 370 00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:36,957 Courtney does. 371 00:32:40,294 --> 00:32:45,507 That is without doubt the sluttiest girl I have ever seen! 372 00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:48,760 I know. Isn't it great? You have to do her. 373 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:53,432 And while you're with her, think of me. Okay, that sounded gay. 374 00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:57,060 Courtney is expecting Gil at the party tonight. 375 00:32:57,269 --> 00:32:59,938 She's right, how would Gil Harris party? 376 00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:03,984 The question is, how would Gil get jiggy with this chick... 377 00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:07,154 ...and make her say, "Who's your daddy?" 378 00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:12,659 While respecting her as a woman. Diz, you ready for this? 379 00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:17,789 My dad loves this bike more than me. Thas not true. 380 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,627 No, it is. He wrote it in my birthday card. 381 00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:26,840 So please be very careful. 382 00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:32,429 This is a vintage flat track racing bike. 383 00:33:32,638 --> 00:33:34,014 Its very powerful. 384 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,476 You have to know what you're doing. 385 00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:39,102 Stand back. 386 00:33:39,811 --> 00:33:41,772 I'll start it for you. 387 00:33:57,788 --> 00:34:01,667 Remember, I won't always be around to do that for you. 388 00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:12,511 Courtney got Tony Hawk to come to her party? 389 00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:19,852 There's nothing cooler than that! 390 00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:30,070 That dude's crazy. 391 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,078 Hey, man! These are Dockers! 392 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:39,830 I made it. 393 00:34:41,665 --> 00:34:42,833 Bush! 394 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:46,879 Hey! 395 00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:52,217 Courtney, you see that Indy 360? Tony, please. 396 00:34:53,177 --> 00:34:56,972 Randy, did you see that Indy Three? I could do it again. 397 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,276 Have any trouble finding the house? 398 00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:14,573 Well, aren't you the strong, silent type? 399 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:18,202 Well, I... Wanna come upstairs with me? 400 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:22,623 Wanna make out with me? 401 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:28,003 Wanna take my clothes off with your teeth? 402 00:35:29,004 --> 00:35:31,798 Okay, you talked me into it. 403 00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:34,843 Aren't you coming? 404 00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:36,929 Almost. 405 00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:41,058 Courtney is such a slut. You dated her for two months. 406 00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:43,101 It was four. 407 00:35:52,903 --> 00:35:54,863 Hey, new guy. 408 00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:07,292 You wanna dance, new guy? 409 00:36:20,639 --> 00:36:22,975 Know why I like it out here? 410 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:28,021 The view? No, because of all these people around. 411 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:33,152 Doesn't it turn you on, knowing we could be caught at any moment? 412 00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:37,823 Yeah, well, that does make things interesting. 413 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,867 Wanna make out? 414 00:36:40,409 --> 00:36:41,535 Okay. 415 00:36:42,161 --> 00:36:44,204 I forgot something. 416 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:49,585 Ready for dessert? 417 00:36:51,086 --> 00:36:52,421 Gil? 418 00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:56,717 Hello? 419 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:03,932 Whas the matter? I can't believe it. 420 00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:08,812 What happened? Gil blew me off. 421 00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:11,773 Sucks to be you. Carmen, put it away. 422 00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:15,819 Honey, I knew that boy was trouble. 423 00:37:17,154 --> 00:37:20,991 I know what you're thinking, "He's too good-looking for me." 424 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,536 ?Hola, habla ingls? Hello! 425 00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:29,041 Where'd you come from? Exercising. Got a problem? 426 00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:31,376 No, its cool. 427 00:37:31,627 --> 00:37:36,673 What does that hit: lats, tris, bis? These are bat-curls, for the abs. 428 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,551 Cool! Did you really blow off Courtney? 429 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,928 You can tell us. 430 00:37:41,178 --> 00:37:44,765 You blow her off? I didn't exactly blow her off. 431 00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:46,683 Stop right there. 432 00:37:46,892 --> 00:37:52,189 Any dude who disses Courtney must date the most outrageous women on earth! 433 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:58,278 Hey, what can I say? "What can I say?" You are the man! 434 00:37:58,487 --> 00:38:00,155 You are the man! 435 00:38:00,322 --> 00:38:05,202 I say you're a fraud. I don't think you've been with anyone. 436 00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:10,249 Yeah, you're right. 437 00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:11,750 She's not just anyone. 438 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:19,967 This babe's got it all! Yes, she does. 439 00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:23,387 I bet she knows how to make a guy happy! 440 00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:26,056 I'd love to stay and chat... 441 00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:28,600 ...but Josefina's waiting for me. 442 00:38:29,309 --> 00:38:31,603 You're not going anywhere. 443 00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:35,649 Don't make me do crazy eyes. 444 00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:45,492 Josefina. Exotic!!Me gusta Josefina! 445 00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:48,245 Guys! Don't you see whas going on here? 446 00:38:48,412 --> 00:38:51,665 Yeah, to get chicks, we gotta work on our abs! 447 00:38:51,832 --> 00:38:53,542 Lets go. Come on! 448 00:38:54,293 --> 00:38:57,296 Come on, up. Ready? One, two... 449 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:02,467 I got it! Check me out, baby! Bat-wings! 450 00:39:02,801 --> 00:39:06,138 Hey, chump change, get down! Bat-wings, baby! 451 00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:07,639 Watch, everyone! 452 00:39:08,307 --> 00:39:12,144 That bike won't even start. He trashed it when he landed. 453 00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:14,479 Please start. 454 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:38,295 Its a full-time job trying to save his butt. 455 00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:45,802 I almost got laid! 456 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:48,305 Did he say, "brake"? 457 00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:58,232 I almost got laid! 458 00:40:20,546 --> 00:40:21,839 Waiting up for me? 459 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:25,050 Yes, we are. We? 460 00:40:26,677 --> 00:40:28,595 Hi. Hey. 461 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:33,892 Dad, what is Miss Pierce doing here? Kiki's here to help. 462 00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:38,063 With what? An intervention. 463 00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:42,359 We're surrounding you with love. 464 00:40:42,526 --> 00:40:44,278 Now sit. 465 00:40:45,904 --> 00:40:50,909 Okay. Dramatic change in appearance, lack of communication... 466 00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:53,162 ...altered patterns of behavior. 467 00:40:53,871 --> 00:40:55,789 What're you on? 468 00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:57,624 Is it crystal meth? 469 00:40:57,791 --> 00:41:02,462 Is it the crank? Are you riding the white pony, son? 470 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:09,636 No, I'm not on drugs, Dad. I'm happy. 471 00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:13,557 For the first time in I can't remember when, I'm happy. 472 00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:20,439 It occurs to me to tell you that denial is not just a river in Egypt! 473 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:23,192 Look, son, is all my fault. 474 00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:29,156 I was so worried about alarms going off at work I missed the ones at home. 475 00:41:29,364 --> 00:41:34,745 I'll make it up to you. I'm quitting my job so we can be together 24/7. 476 00:41:34,912 --> 00:41:38,582 How will you pay the mortgage? I'll sell the house. 477 00:41:38,749 --> 00:41:44,046 Dad, do not, I repeat, do not do that. 478 00:41:44,254 --> 00:41:49,218 There's no way for you to understand this. But when things get truly bad... 479 00:41:49,468 --> 00:41:51,803 ...you got to make a drastic change. 480 00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:56,350 Completely revamp everything in your life to get what you want. 481 00:41:57,434 --> 00:41:59,520 I do understand. I'm not sick. 482 00:41:59,937 --> 00:42:02,898 I'm revamped! 483 00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:07,736 Its very sweet. Underneath the Tourette's and the crank... 484 00:42:07,986 --> 00:42:11,198 ...he still wants to be like his daddy. 485 00:42:14,827 --> 00:42:17,830 I'm so on to you. You are? 486 00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:24,086 You pretend you're not part of this school, but you like being a badass. 487 00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:29,299 You caught me. And thas why I want to use you. 488 00:42:32,344 --> 00:42:34,888 Okay, but only for a couple of years. 489 00:42:36,557 --> 00:42:40,143 Come to the football game this weekend. Nobody shows. 490 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:44,523 Its more acceptable to drink and puke than it is to watch a game. 491 00:42:44,731 --> 00:42:46,483 Its hard work, not caring. 492 00:42:47,693 --> 00:42:51,280 If you show up, maybe some of these other fools would. 493 00:42:51,446 --> 00:42:52,865 I'm in. 494 00:42:55,909 --> 00:42:57,077 What? 495 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,999 My grandmother's Albanian. It means, I owe you one. 496 00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:08,088 Whats that about? Just asking the new guy a favor. 497 00:43:08,297 --> 00:43:10,757 What could you need from him? 498 00:43:11,091 --> 00:43:14,428 Just things I'm not getting elsewhere. 499 00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:44,249 Come on, East Highlands! Okay, ready? 500 00:43:51,215 --> 00:43:54,092 Danielle finally dragged you to a game. 501 00:43:54,259 --> 00:43:59,431 I'm not at the game, I'm with you guys. I just like to watch her jump around. 502 00:44:00,933 --> 00:44:03,268 Yeah, right! 503 00:44:06,230 --> 00:44:09,191 Ride him, cowboy! Will you shut up? 504 00:44:09,399 --> 00:44:11,652 Man, thats not funny. 505 00:44:19,576 --> 00:44:24,790 Come on, East Highland! Come on, people. Guys? 506 00:44:24,998 --> 00:44:26,708 Hello? 507 00:44:32,130 --> 00:44:36,301 One. One, two, three. Two. One, two, three. 508 00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:48,438 This is bullshit! We haven't won in five years. Les forfeit. 509 00:44:48,772 --> 00:44:51,775 We're dead anyway. Ten, hut! 510 00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:04,705 He's out of his mind. 511 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:17,968 Dead? Did you say dead? 512 00:45:18,135 --> 00:45:23,891 All this hoo-hah about being dead and not wanting to fight... 513 00:45:24,057 --> 00:45:26,310 ...is a load of crap! 514 00:45:27,186 --> 00:45:30,981 Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed? 515 00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:33,066 Didn't that movie make money? 516 00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:37,488 We didn't give up then, and we're not going to give up now! 517 00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:42,075 American high school students traditionally love to fight! 518 00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:47,372 All real football players love the sting of battle! 519 00:45:47,581 --> 00:45:50,792 The only thing we have to fear is... 520 00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:54,713 ...fear itself. 521 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,091 What is wrong with you people? 522 00:45:59,301 --> 00:46:04,181 Where's the hunger? Where is the school spirit? 523 00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:09,186 Washington High? We're gonna beat them! 524 00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:14,900 Lincoln High? We're gonna beat them! 525 00:46:15,108 --> 00:46:17,277 Harding High? 526 00:46:17,569 --> 00:46:19,446 We're gonna beat them. 527 00:46:19,696 --> 00:46:20,656 Yes! 528 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:27,788 Lets do it. Les do it! 529 00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:39,591 Thats my goddamn horse! 530 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:42,177 Hit them high, hit them low! 531 00:46:45,681 --> 00:46:47,224 Break! 532 00:47:22,176 --> 00:47:25,429 Yes! Touchdown! Touchdown! 533 00:47:25,596 --> 00:47:28,098 How about that, Highlander fans? 534 00:47:28,307 --> 00:47:32,811 Thats our first victory since the last Bush was president. 535 00:47:33,145 --> 00:47:35,522 We won a game! 536 00:47:36,190 --> 00:47:39,735 Can you believe it? We actually won a game! 537 00:47:42,613 --> 00:47:44,781 Go Highland! 538 00:47:50,954 --> 00:47:52,664 What the hell's going on? 539 00:47:52,873 --> 00:47:55,542 You're insane, but thank you. 540 00:47:57,002 --> 00:48:01,381 How'd you learn to say "you're welcome"? From an Albanian chat room. 541 00:48:02,549 --> 00:48:07,012 You're impressed by a guy on a horse? No, because he showed up for me. 542 00:48:07,888 --> 00:48:09,348 Lets go. 543 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:16,480 She just dissed you again. Dude, do you ever shut up? 544 00:48:20,984 --> 00:48:25,239 Most guys would never go shopping. Well, I'm not most guys. 545 00:48:25,405 --> 00:48:28,033 You did say swimsuits, right? 546 00:49:36,101 --> 00:49:38,478 Thank you! Thank you! 547 00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:48,155 Sorry about that. I been in prison a long time. 548 00:49:50,282 --> 00:49:54,620 Now this is real music. If I listen to this, I'll get you? 549 00:49:54,828 --> 00:49:57,581 Thats what I'm talking about. All right. 550 00:49:58,415 --> 00:50:01,126 Danielle, I didn't see you come in. 551 00:50:02,085 --> 00:50:03,086 Hey, Emily. 552 00:50:03,504 --> 00:50:05,506 How's it going? 553 00:50:05,714 --> 00:50:08,175 Great. How about you? Great. 554 00:50:10,844 --> 00:50:13,388 Hey, do you have the new Creed CD? 555 00:50:15,516 --> 00:50:17,893 Yeah, I'll check for you. 556 00:50:20,312 --> 00:50:25,234 Who's that? Emily. We used to be friends. 557 00:50:25,776 --> 00:50:28,862 What happened? I started dating Conner... 558 00:50:29,071 --> 00:50:32,699 ...you know how things go. I understand. 559 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:36,411 Come on, you're not the type who'd drop your friends. 560 00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:38,831 Time to go! I'm shopping here! 561 00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:43,460 You've been listening to this song for hours! You're squatting! 562 00:50:43,836 --> 00:50:49,132 Listen, bro, I've had a bad day, so squat on this, pukeface! 563 00:50:49,341 --> 00:50:52,970 Thats it! Seth, you're not a bouncer anymore. 564 00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:55,973 You've moved up. Who can toss her better? 565 00:50:56,181 --> 00:50:59,184 Would you relax? Come on, I'm sick of this! 566 00:51:02,521 --> 00:51:05,399 Diz, you made it! Perfect timing. 567 00:51:05,524 --> 00:51:08,819 I thought you never check the EQ message boards. 568 00:51:10,279 --> 00:51:12,781 Gil, do you know these people? 569 00:51:20,164 --> 00:51:21,540 No. 570 00:51:29,131 --> 00:51:30,549 Lets go. 571 00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:49,860 We've found a pair of balls. Wait, there's a name here. 572 00:51:50,777 --> 00:51:54,239 Dizzy Harrison, pick up your balls and scrotum. 573 00:51:54,448 --> 00:51:58,118 Thats balls and scrotum, at counter five. 574 00:51:58,327 --> 00:52:00,746 You know what? I have all these. 575 00:52:01,830 --> 00:52:04,708 Thats my microphone! 576 00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:08,587 Oh, no. Please don't! 577 00:52:14,927 --> 00:52:17,763 Harris, get your punk ass in here! 578 00:52:25,562 --> 00:52:30,192 What are you doing here? You stole my horse, maggot! 579 00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:36,740 You know the penalty in this state for stealing another man's horse? 580 00:52:36,949 --> 00:52:38,867 Death? 581 00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:40,994 This isn't Iraq, son. 582 00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:44,957 But I can tell you, is probably a hefty fine! 583 00:52:45,082 --> 00:52:47,000 You know what this is? 584 00:52:48,001 --> 00:52:51,880 Is a bill for manure clean up, resodding the football field. 585 00:52:52,047 --> 00:52:56,635 To top it off, somebody urinated all over Mrs. Campanella's rose garden. 586 00:52:56,802 --> 00:52:58,720 That was me, sir. 587 00:53:00,305 --> 00:53:02,933 And you wanna know something else? 588 00:53:04,309 --> 00:53:06,895 It was all worth it! 589 00:53:08,522 --> 00:53:10,899 Come here! Come here! 590 00:53:13,861 --> 00:53:18,448 That was our first victory in five years, and is all because of you! 591 00:53:19,032 --> 00:53:22,411 I love you more than my own good-for-nothing son. 592 00:53:22,619 --> 00:53:24,580 Sit down, take a load off. 593 00:53:26,081 --> 00:53:30,836 We got a homecoming dance coming up in a month and it has been the most... 594 00:53:30,961 --> 00:53:34,882 ...God-awful experience for everyone involved. Right, coach? 595 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:38,719 You have any ideas on how we might turn this thing around? 596 00:53:42,055 --> 00:53:44,600 Good music. Music! 597 00:53:45,225 --> 00:53:46,226 Hey. 598 00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:49,521 That is a fantastic idea, son. You see that? Hey! 599 00:53:49,771 --> 00:53:51,690 What kind of music? 600 00:53:51,857 --> 00:53:56,570 The only music worth being called music. I'm talking about the funk. 601 00:54:17,925 --> 00:54:19,843 Hello, singing? 602 00:54:20,010 --> 00:54:22,429 We can't play funk without a bass line. 603 00:54:22,596 --> 00:54:24,389 Or black guys. 604 00:54:24,556 --> 00:54:27,184 We'll find someone. We don't need Ditz. 605 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:31,855 Oh, you don't? So somebody else is getting you paying gigs? 606 00:54:32,439 --> 00:54:35,025 We headline at homecoming in two weeks. 607 00:54:35,234 --> 00:54:38,654 Someone talking to us? I don't hear anything. 608 00:54:38,987 --> 00:54:41,365 Its Diz. Whas wrong with you people? 609 00:54:41,782 --> 00:54:43,951 I was an asshole at the mall. 610 00:54:44,326 --> 00:54:46,036 World-class asshole. 611 00:54:46,161 --> 00:54:50,582 They're scouting me for Asshole Olympics. I'm carrying the torch. 612 00:54:50,999 --> 00:54:53,460 Come on, you guys, I'm sorry. 613 00:54:53,794 --> 00:54:56,421 I got no good excuse for what I did. 614 00:54:56,839 --> 00:54:59,424 Its not easy being the big bull. 615 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,637 You're the big bullshit! Gil's the big bull. 616 00:55:03,762 --> 00:55:05,347 Yeah, but thas me. 617 00:55:05,514 --> 00:55:06,557 Is it? 618 00:55:06,682 --> 00:55:11,228 So, what makes you any different from any other high school thug? 619 00:55:41,633 --> 00:55:43,093 Quit it! It wasn't me? 620 00:55:43,302 --> 00:55:44,761 Then who was it? Him. 621 00:55:44,928 --> 00:55:47,973 Hi, guys. Ed Ligget. Tuba! 622 00:55:48,307 --> 00:55:52,144 The marching band is collecting bottles for the homeless. 623 00:55:52,436 --> 00:55:55,230 Ironically, taking away their only job. 624 00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:57,608 Any donations would be appreciated. 625 00:55:57,983 --> 00:56:00,694 You know what the homeless need? 626 00:56:01,361 --> 00:56:02,446 A midget. 627 00:56:02,863 --> 00:56:04,740 Why would they need a midget? 628 00:56:04,907 --> 00:56:06,158 Shut up! 629 00:56:07,951 --> 00:56:09,912 Hey! Quit it! 630 00:56:18,295 --> 00:56:19,338 What a throw. 631 00:56:30,599 --> 00:56:32,559 Little Ed, are you okay? 632 00:56:32,684 --> 00:56:35,479 Yeah, I'm from a rodeo family. 633 00:56:38,023 --> 00:56:40,359 You remembered my name. 634 00:56:41,235 --> 00:56:42,694 Come on. 635 00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:55,916 Whats Gil doing? He's taking him up the tower. 636 00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:59,378 Ed Ligges gonna get his little ass kicked. 637 00:57:12,975 --> 00:57:14,434 Who's that little dude? 638 00:57:19,148 --> 00:57:20,649 Hey, Conner. 639 00:57:20,858 --> 00:57:23,402 What did Ed ever do to you? 640 00:57:31,451 --> 00:57:33,370 All right, freak. 641 00:57:34,329 --> 00:57:37,082 We don't call people that here. 642 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,753 Danielle? 643 00:57:41,879 --> 00:57:44,840 She's going down there with the geeks! 644 00:57:46,967 --> 00:57:49,303 Emily. Danielle. 645 00:57:49,469 --> 00:57:52,681 Look, Emily... I know. 646 00:58:02,065 --> 00:58:04,776 You backed him instead of me? Caught that? 647 00:58:04,943 --> 00:58:08,197 Bullshit! My girlfriens supposed to back me up! 648 00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:11,617 You're right. Your girlfriend should back you up. 649 00:58:11,783 --> 00:58:13,285 Find one. 650 00:58:15,287 --> 00:58:18,457 I don't need you! I could have anyone! 651 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,169 Look, man. 652 00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:25,380 I'm sorry me and the guys pissed in your tuba. 653 00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:27,049 You did? 654 00:58:27,216 --> 00:58:29,801 Yeah. I thought it tasted funny. 655 00:58:39,561 --> 00:58:41,772 Another win for the Highlanders! 656 00:58:44,316 --> 00:58:46,652 Mark's gonna help you pass trig. 657 00:58:49,488 --> 00:58:51,782 You don't remember me, do you? 658 00:58:51,949 --> 00:58:55,619 "Stop! Please! Your ass is crushing my head!" 659 00:58:55,828 --> 00:58:58,705 Oh! Was that you? 660 00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:02,376 Highland wins again! 661 00:59:11,343 --> 00:59:13,887 Damn! Thas what I'm talking about! 662 00:59:18,559 --> 00:59:22,062 I'd like to introduce you to a few old buddies of mine. 663 00:59:22,229 --> 00:59:23,730 Hi, I'm... 664 00:59:24,356 --> 00:59:25,399 ...Hawk. 665 00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:27,568 And I'm... 666 00:59:28,152 --> 00:59:29,945 ...Apache. 667 00:59:30,112 --> 00:59:33,240 Hawk, Apache and I... Were in prison together. 668 00:59:33,407 --> 00:59:34,741 Mostly in the shower. 669 00:59:38,453 --> 00:59:41,248 Can youjust smell the playoffs? 670 00:59:42,416 --> 00:59:46,503 Before I met Gil, I'd have looked at you and walked away... 671 00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:49,548 ...wiggling my ass to show what you missed. 672 00:59:49,715 --> 00:59:52,593 Yeah, well, the universe is upside down. 673 00:59:52,759 --> 00:59:56,597 And in a few minutes, you will be too. 674 01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:21,288 I finally understand the song. 675 01:00:52,611 --> 01:00:53,904 Touchdown! 676 01:01:14,716 --> 01:01:16,885 Unbelievable! 677 01:01:17,094 --> 01:01:20,556 We're going to the State Championship! 678 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,518 The Highlanders are on fire! 679 01:01:30,983 --> 01:01:32,818 Little spill. 680 01:01:33,318 --> 01:01:34,319 Remember... 681 01:01:34,528 --> 01:01:36,613 ...turn, don't burn. 682 01:01:42,202 --> 01:01:48,500 I want you to know that when you go off to college, me and this house... 683 01:01:49,209 --> 01:01:51,295 ...roll with you. Dad. 684 01:01:51,503 --> 01:01:55,674 Do not, I repeat, do not do that! 685 01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:01,555 Just roll around, Dad, you'll be all right. 686 01:02:16,528 --> 01:02:17,988 We're closed. 687 01:02:18,155 --> 01:02:20,449 Hey, its okay. He's with me. 688 01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:42,346 You're really good! 689 01:02:42,513 --> 01:02:45,766 Best part of working here. I ride the bull for free. 690 01:02:45,933 --> 01:02:49,561 I get good tips for wearing a bandanna as a shirt. 691 01:02:50,813 --> 01:02:52,314 Watch it, hoodlum. 692 01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:55,025 Thats Estelle. She must like you. 693 01:02:55,234 --> 01:02:56,735 Hi, Estelle. 694 01:02:57,986 --> 01:02:59,446 Hi. 695 01:03:00,113 --> 01:03:04,159 Don't mind Estelle. She's like my big sister. She worries. 696 01:03:04,326 --> 01:03:08,080 What could she worry about? That I'll end up like my mom. 697 01:03:08,247 --> 01:03:11,458 Working days here and raising three kids by myself. 698 01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:12,960 I didn't know that. 699 01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:16,338 Its hard to keep track of the white trash clichs. 700 01:03:16,797 --> 01:03:17,756 I'm not worried. 701 01:03:18,173 --> 01:03:19,550 You're not? No. 702 01:03:19,716 --> 01:03:22,427 Thas a relief. You want a pad? For what? 703 01:03:24,054 --> 01:03:26,598 Estelle! Look. 704 01:03:26,723 --> 01:03:29,935 If I can do what I've done, you can do anything. 705 01:03:30,102 --> 01:03:33,772 I wish I had your confidence. Don't ever wish that. 706 01:03:33,939 --> 01:03:37,109 Why? You know exactly who you are. 707 01:03:37,317 --> 01:03:39,611 But you don't know who I am. 708 01:03:39,778 --> 01:03:42,573 Before I came to East HighIand... 709 01:03:47,995 --> 01:03:50,455 You get good distance with the skinny ones. 710 01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:51,999 Are you okay? 711 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,585 Thats just it. 712 01:03:54,793 --> 01:03:55,794 I'm not... 713 01:04:00,841 --> 01:04:02,843 They killed Paco. 714 01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:04,761 Paco? Paco! 715 01:04:19,067 --> 01:04:20,819 Black Spiders. 716 01:04:36,668 --> 01:04:39,880 See this tattoo? I don't need to hear it. 717 01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:45,093 There's things about me I need to tell that you won't like. 718 01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:49,264 It doesn't matter! Anything in your past, I don't need to know. 719 01:04:49,431 --> 01:04:52,267 Lets just think about now. 720 01:04:54,311 --> 01:04:56,355 But I'm really Dizzy. 721 01:04:57,105 --> 01:04:58,398 So am I. 722 01:05:00,359 --> 01:05:02,361 She is going to college, punk! 723 01:05:02,569 --> 01:05:05,239 Hey, lady, nobody's stopping her! 724 01:05:05,656 --> 01:05:08,659 Thats a buzz-kill. Night, Estelle. 725 01:05:08,867 --> 01:05:12,079 Ready for State Finals? All I do is ride a horse. 726 01:05:12,204 --> 01:05:15,332 I'm worried. Those Drillers can be brutal. 727 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:17,793 The Drillers? 728 01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:20,838 Rocky Creek High. You know where it is? 729 01:05:20,963 --> 01:05:22,714 I do. 730 01:05:23,674 --> 01:05:25,634 Look, Danielle. 731 01:05:25,759 --> 01:05:28,804 I can't go to that game. I hate that school. 732 01:05:28,971 --> 01:05:31,849 Wait a minute. How can you not come? 733 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,976 Its complicated. 734 01:05:34,434 --> 01:05:37,604 I hate it too, but if you don't show up, nobody will. 735 01:05:37,771 --> 01:05:39,940 Please, don't bail now. 736 01:05:42,359 --> 01:05:46,697 Lets welcome our undefeated defending State Champions... 737 01:05:46,905 --> 01:05:49,616 ...the Rocky Creek Drillers! 738 01:05:49,783 --> 01:05:52,744 And from East Highland High... 739 01:05:52,911 --> 01:05:55,289 ...the Highlanders. 740 01:05:57,916 --> 01:06:01,962 I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't gonna show up. 741 01:06:49,343 --> 01:06:50,719 Hold! 742 01:06:54,056 --> 01:06:55,390 Whats going on? 743 01:07:26,004 --> 01:07:30,092 Kirk, you're falling behind. Come on, hurry! Go, go! 744 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:44,356 What a miraculous, momentous occasion in Highlander history, sports fans! 745 01:07:44,606 --> 01:07:49,736 With eight ticks left on the clock, the score is tied, 24 all! 746 01:07:49,903 --> 01:07:52,239 The Drillers are at the 50-yard line. 747 01:07:52,447 --> 01:07:54,950 There's only time for one lastplay! 748 01:07:55,117 --> 01:08:00,497 lf the Highlanders can stop the Drillers, we're looking at overtime! 749 01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:05,460 Who's that little dude? 750 01:08:09,047 --> 01:08:11,925 Lets go, Highland! Les go, Highland! 751 01:08:15,345 --> 01:08:19,057 This is the biggest day for Texas Five-A football... 752 01:08:19,224 --> 01:08:21,268 ...since Johnson killed Kennedy! 753 01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:31,653 Come on, Highland! 754 01:08:34,865 --> 01:08:37,868 Highland! Highland! 755 01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:41,121 You understand whas going on? 756 01:08:41,371 --> 01:08:44,958 Their team isn't killing us, their fans are! 757 01:08:45,792 --> 01:08:48,712 Put your heads in the game and concentrate! 758 01:08:48,879 --> 01:08:53,884 We got a split left quick toss, 29 on one-on-one. Duncan gets the ball. 759 01:08:54,259 --> 01:09:00,098 No way, asshole! Not Duncan! My team, my game, my championship, my ball! 760 01:09:00,265 --> 01:09:02,643 Just do your job, and I'll do the rest! 761 01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:08,315 Watch the back! 762 01:09:08,565 --> 01:09:10,484 Red, 71, down! 763 01:09:10,818 --> 01:09:12,486 Go, Rocky Creek! 764 01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:28,752 Get out of here, Rocky Creek! 765 01:09:28,961 --> 01:09:32,381 Defense! Defense! Defense! 766 01:09:56,196 --> 01:09:57,447 Fumble! 767 01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:08,709 Go! 768 01:10:23,974 --> 01:10:26,059 Highland wins! 769 01:10:42,451 --> 01:10:44,369 This is for you, son. 770 01:10:44,536 --> 01:10:46,079 Thank you. 771 01:10:50,209 --> 01:10:51,627 Go Highland! 772 01:10:58,008 --> 01:11:00,719 No! 773 01:11:03,972 --> 01:11:05,599 Is that..? 774 01:11:38,215 --> 01:11:39,550 Hi! 775 01:11:44,471 --> 01:11:46,056 Hey, Dizzy dipshit! 776 01:11:47,099 --> 01:11:48,559 Where are you? 777 01:11:48,684 --> 01:11:50,644 Yo, dipshit! 778 01:11:52,855 --> 01:11:54,731 How you doing, buddy? 779 01:11:54,898 --> 01:11:56,441 How's it going? 780 01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:59,153 Who is he? Just an old friend. 781 01:11:59,444 --> 01:12:01,864 A friend of Gil is one of mine. Travis. 782 01:12:02,030 --> 01:12:03,407 Lonnie. Pete. 783 01:12:03,574 --> 01:12:06,743 Ed Ligget, tuba. How you doing, man? 784 01:12:10,122 --> 01:12:12,374 Better now. Whas wrong with you? 785 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:16,336 So I tossed a freak. We discourage name-calling here. 786 01:12:16,670 --> 01:12:20,465 What do you want? You stole my championship, asshole! 787 01:12:20,799 --> 01:12:24,595 If you must talk like that, I'll have to ask you to leave. 788 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:28,348 I'll leave as soon as I tell the truth about your leader. 789 01:12:28,599 --> 01:12:32,644 We know he was in prison. Prison? Are you shitting me? 790 01:12:32,853 --> 01:12:36,315 All right, buddy-boy! That doesn't fly around... 791 01:12:37,149 --> 01:12:39,526 Okay, you guys, back it up. 792 01:12:41,570 --> 01:12:43,280 This is my fight. 793 01:12:43,739 --> 01:12:45,908 Oh, baby! Come on, make my day! 794 01:12:46,074 --> 01:12:47,743 Get him! 795 01:12:51,955 --> 01:12:54,791 I'm gonna go rodeo on your ass! 796 01:12:54,958 --> 01:12:58,170 Take this! And this! 797 01:13:16,605 --> 01:13:18,398 I wanna know what you know. 798 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,743 Someone spread the word about our band. 799 01:13:29,910 --> 01:13:32,913 That was us. But half of Rocky Creek is here. 800 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,665 What? How did they hear? 801 01:13:34,873 --> 01:13:37,668 Hey, guys. Check this out. Creed? 802 01:13:37,835 --> 01:13:42,047 What idiot would fall for this? There's a menu on the other side. 803 01:13:42,214 --> 01:13:46,385 Anybody know where the VIP room is? Excuse me, ladies? Hello? 804 01:13:47,052 --> 01:13:48,846 Thank you. Who did that? 805 01:13:49,012 --> 01:13:50,973 Hey, fat-ass. Quiet, Billy. 806 01:13:51,682 --> 01:13:53,392 Hi. 807 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:57,729 I didn't think I'd live to see us win the State Championship. 808 01:14:04,528 --> 01:14:05,863 Quiet! 809 01:14:06,905 --> 01:14:08,490 Ladies and gentlemen... 810 01:14:08,699 --> 01:14:10,909 ...Suburban Funk! 811 01:14:28,635 --> 01:14:29,678 We can do this. 812 01:15:45,963 --> 01:15:48,465 Ladies and gentlemen, Creed... 813 01:15:51,635 --> 01:15:55,389 ...will not be here tonight. Repeat, will not be here. 814 01:15:55,889 --> 01:15:57,599 And drop curtain. 815 01:15:59,393 --> 01:16:00,769 Cue. 816 01:16:01,687 --> 01:16:03,981 Mrs. Whitman, its my... 817 01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:08,610 lts mine, now! No... 818 01:16:10,779 --> 01:16:13,407 Yo, East Highland, you know Gil Harris. 819 01:16:16,326 --> 01:16:19,496 Hey, Rocky Creek, you remember Diz Harrison? 820 01:16:20,205 --> 01:16:21,456 Guess what, folks? 821 01:16:21,665 --> 01:16:24,668 Gil and Diz are the same guy. 822 01:16:27,462 --> 01:16:31,341 He made fools ofyou. You don't believe me, ask him yourself. 823 01:16:32,134 --> 01:16:34,887 Maybe for once, he'll tell the truth. 824 01:16:35,971 --> 01:16:38,223 This sucks! Whas going on? 825 01:16:38,432 --> 01:16:40,809 Hey! Nora, is all right. 826 01:16:40,976 --> 01:16:42,603 I can handle this. 827 01:16:45,272 --> 01:16:46,440 I can explain. 828 01:16:59,244 --> 01:17:01,663 Let the brother speak! Luther. 829 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:03,999 Not just Luther. Spiders. 830 01:17:04,249 --> 01:17:06,460 You play my kind of music. 831 01:17:10,797 --> 01:17:13,926 Out of the way, Red. I've been in the pen a while. 832 01:17:15,219 --> 01:17:20,224 Everything you saw on that screen was completely... 833 01:17:20,599 --> 01:17:21,934 ...true. 834 01:17:24,853 --> 01:17:27,314 They're right. I'm a liar. 835 01:17:27,481 --> 01:17:29,566 I don't know what I was thinking. 836 01:17:29,733 --> 01:17:32,986 Actually, I do know what I was thinking. 837 01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:38,325 I was trying to become something more than just a blip on the radar screen. 838 01:17:38,492 --> 01:17:40,244 So I made someone up. 839 01:17:40,410 --> 01:17:42,621 Someone I thought you'd all like. 840 01:17:45,457 --> 01:17:50,712 And all because I cared more about what other people thought of me... 841 01:17:50,879 --> 01:17:53,298 ...than what I thought of me. 842 01:17:53,841 --> 01:17:58,053 But I bet I'm not the only person here who's ever let that happen. 843 01:17:59,513 --> 01:18:00,806 What is this? 844 01:18:02,391 --> 01:18:05,644 Broke-dick, Broke-dick! Broke-dick, Broke-dick! 845 01:18:15,154 --> 01:18:17,239 Better come scoop up your friend. 846 01:18:20,492 --> 01:18:21,910 Move it! 847 01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:31,253 Anybody got a staple gun? 848 01:18:32,713 --> 01:18:34,882 Who's the bitch now? 849 01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:38,719 Diz! Oh, my God, you're bleeding! My nose. 850 01:18:38,886 --> 01:18:40,846 The crowd, they're animals! 851 01:18:41,138 --> 01:18:45,559 No, animals are kinder. They don't boo when they're killing something. 852 01:18:50,189 --> 01:18:52,191 Diz, you are amazing. 853 01:18:58,697 --> 01:19:02,159 What was that for? Can't I appreciate you? 854 01:19:03,702 --> 01:19:06,497 You're scaring me. Whas going on? 855 01:19:06,705 --> 01:19:08,457 You've inspired me. 856 01:19:08,624 --> 01:19:12,085 I have to do something I've wanted to do a long time. 857 01:19:12,294 --> 01:19:15,547 I have to let somebody know how I feel about him. 858 01:19:17,132 --> 01:19:18,383 You know, Nora... 859 01:19:25,307 --> 01:19:26,934 Better than PlayStation 2? 860 01:19:28,227 --> 01:19:29,686 Now it is. 861 01:19:30,938 --> 01:19:34,191 Yo, I guess is me and you. And us. 862 01:19:34,358 --> 01:19:35,776 And me. 863 01:19:42,407 --> 01:19:44,159 Would you two get a room? 864 01:19:44,326 --> 01:19:45,619 I'm sorry. 865 01:19:47,162 --> 01:19:51,291 I don't know what to call you. Broke-dick seems to be popular. 866 01:19:51,458 --> 01:19:53,961 You're the biggest liar I've ever met. 867 01:19:55,254 --> 01:19:57,714 You're right, I'm a liar. 868 01:20:02,719 --> 01:20:05,013 They called me "Dan the Man." 869 01:20:05,180 --> 01:20:06,348 What? 870 01:20:06,515 --> 01:20:09,560 That was before I lost the braces and grew boobs. 871 01:20:09,726 --> 01:20:12,020 Then I became "Danielle the Body." 872 01:20:12,187 --> 01:20:17,151 I dropped all the friends I had because they looked like the old me. 873 01:20:17,317 --> 01:20:19,278 And very selfish and mean... 874 01:20:19,403 --> 01:20:22,865 ...but I just wanted so badly to fit in. 875 01:20:24,741 --> 01:20:26,160 Been there. 876 01:20:27,161 --> 01:20:30,038 Do you even ride the motorcycle? 877 01:20:30,831 --> 01:20:32,666 Yeah, actually I do. 878 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:36,795 But it usually takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me. 879 01:20:37,713 --> 01:20:39,381 So, what do we do now? 880 01:20:39,923 --> 01:20:43,594 Don't ask me. The last plan I had blew up pretty badly. 881 01:20:43,719 --> 01:20:45,220 No kidding. 882 01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:11,788 So you see... 883 01:21:11,955 --> 01:21:14,500 ...I saved his narrow behind. 884 01:21:14,666 --> 01:21:16,835 And he got to kiss the girl. 885 01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:19,046 I hope that inspires you. 886 01:21:19,546 --> 01:21:22,341 It has. Is taught me a lot. 887 01:21:22,716 --> 01:21:27,387 Its easy for a man like me to forget what most slobs will do to get a woman. 888 01:21:31,308 --> 01:21:36,021 My fault, I talk too much. That really did burn me, sorry. 889 01:21:42,694 --> 01:21:43,862 Oh, God! 890 01:21:44,029 --> 01:21:46,240 You okay? No, he clipped it. 891 01:21:59,586 --> 01:22:01,630 Thats why I wanna use you. 892 01:22:12,224 --> 01:22:15,060 You staring at my Janet? No. No way, man! 893 01:22:15,227 --> 01:22:18,814 Can we do that again? He couldn't understand what I said. 894 01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:24,903 I'm sorry, that sucked! 895 01:22:37,749 --> 01:22:39,293 Look at that! 896 01:22:45,841 --> 01:22:48,177 Don't yell for mercy. 897 01:22:52,264 --> 01:22:54,641 Oh, God, I blew the line. 898 01:22:55,851 --> 01:22:58,353 Check me out! Bat-wings! 899 01:22:59,646 --> 01:23:00,606 Cut! Cut! 900 01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:06,403 I need three gallons of mineral water... 901 01:23:06,570 --> 01:23:08,780 ...16 martini olives... 902 01:23:08,947 --> 01:23:12,910 ...and enough hummus to cover this beautiful girl's body. 903 01:23:13,452 --> 01:23:14,453 You got that? 904 01:23:17,039 --> 01:23:19,291 Who's the bitch now? 905 01:23:20,834 --> 01:23:22,628 Hey, man. You got a smoke? 906 01:23:31,053 --> 01:23:33,055 How you doing? 907 01:23:33,931 --> 01:23:35,349 Better now. 908 01:23:35,516 --> 01:23:36,517 Okay, cut.