1 00:00:18,732 --> 00:00:21,633 It's a story that might bore you, but you don't have to listen, 2 00:00:21,668 --> 00:00:24,728 because I always knew it was going to be like that. 3 00:00:24,771 --> 00:00:29,174 [ techno music playing ] 4 00:00:29,209 --> 00:00:32,667 Woman: And it was, I think, in that last year, or weekend-- 5 00:00:32,713 --> 00:00:35,341 really a Friday in December at Camden-- 6 00:00:35,382 --> 00:00:37,816 and this was years ago, when I was a different person 7 00:00:37,851 --> 00:00:41,252 and I was so drunk that I ended up losing my virginity. 8 00:00:45,926 --> 00:00:49,453 I lost it to some guy who I thought was a Ceramics major, 9 00:00:49,496 --> 00:00:51,691 but was actually either a NYU film student 10 00:00:51,732 --> 00:00:54,223 who was just up to Camden for the "End of the World," 11 00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:56,792 or a townie. 12 00:00:56,837 --> 00:01:02,070 I actually had my eye on someone else that night-- Victor. 13 00:01:02,109 --> 00:01:04,202 I'm telling you, with European girls, 14 00:01:04,244 --> 00:01:05,711 it's just a numbers game. 15 00:01:05,746 --> 00:01:09,443 If you stand in any major European city on any fucking corner, 16 00:01:09,483 --> 00:01:12,884 and consecutively ask every girl that walks by if she'll fuck you, 17 00:01:12,919 --> 00:01:14,784 one out of 20 will say "yes." 18 00:01:14,821 --> 00:01:17,619 Woman: A junior, a Drama major, just back from Europe... 19 00:01:17,657 --> 00:01:20,319 only a little gay, with flecked blond hair, 20 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,090 a great body and these amazing gray eyes. 21 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:26,031 Bam-- 20th one, you're fucking. Right there. 22 00:01:26,066 --> 00:01:28,557 It's a confirmed statistic, my man. 23 00:01:28,602 --> 00:01:32,265 Woman: But Victor was fucking my roommate, Lara. 24 00:01:32,305 --> 00:01:36,036 She gave him mono before he dumped her. 25 00:01:36,076 --> 00:01:39,603 I'm told that later, after I left Camden, 26 00:01:39,646 --> 00:01:43,605 she got really drunk and went wandering through Windham House, 27 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:46,050 and did the whole football team. 28 00:01:46,086 --> 00:01:47,883 [ music plays ] 29 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:49,582 Man: White girl... 30 00:01:56,863 --> 00:02:00,924 She's now married to a senator and has four kids. 31 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:03,197 How time distorts things. 32 00:02:03,236 --> 00:02:05,568 So you know the movie I'm talking about? 33 00:02:05,605 --> 00:02:09,473 It was wrongfully labeled "A Tarantino Film," 34 00:02:09,509 --> 00:02:12,069 even though he was just credited as executive producer. 35 00:02:12,112 --> 00:02:14,478 So this guy from NYU, or whatever-- 36 00:02:14,514 --> 00:02:16,414 who wasn't even a good Victor facsimile-- 37 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:20,011 and I were talking on this ratty old couch. 38 00:02:21,955 --> 00:02:24,583 I'm sure you've seen this movie, this Russian classic, 39 00:02:24,624 --> 00:02:26,649 - "The Man with the Camera"? - Yep, yep. 40 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:30,459 I kept agreeing with his likes and dislikes, all the time thinking 41 00:02:30,497 --> 00:02:33,591 that while he might not be Victor, he was cute enough. 42 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:36,568 It's real. It's like real... shit. 43 00:02:36,603 --> 00:02:40,039 I was sure that I was mispronouncing all these filmmakers' names, 44 00:02:40,073 --> 00:02:42,473 remembering all the wrong actors, 45 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:45,376 naming the wrong cinematographers, but I wanted him. 46 00:02:45,412 --> 00:02:49,348 ...I see the same kind of "silent movie actress" quality. 47 00:02:49,382 --> 00:02:52,249 Seriously, has anyone ever told you you look like Clara Bow? 48 00:02:52,285 --> 00:02:55,254 Because you do, I'm serious. I'm telling you. 49 00:02:55,288 --> 00:02:57,654 I know these things, and... and... 50 00:02:57,691 --> 00:03:03,357 Woman: I could see that his gaze was drifting towards Kristin Notneff. 51 00:03:03,396 --> 00:03:06,695 And she was looking back at him with confidence, because she knew 52 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:09,998 that underneath her clothes she was wearing a black bra 53 00:03:10,036 --> 00:03:13,267 with matching black lace panties, which I wasn't. 54 00:03:13,306 --> 00:03:16,969 Um, I'm sorry, what was I talking about? 55 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:19,808 Woman: But I had the next best thing. 56 00:03:19,846 --> 00:03:23,111 I've got a joint in my room. 57 00:03:25,318 --> 00:03:29,379 Except it wasn't my room. It was Lorna Slavin's room, 58 00:03:29,422 --> 00:03:31,549 who was off-campus at her boyfriend's house, 59 00:03:31,591 --> 00:03:34,025 probably swallowing his DNA. 60 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:36,392 And I didn't have a joint either, 61 00:03:36,429 --> 00:03:38,294 and if I did, I didn't know where it was, 62 00:03:38,331 --> 00:03:42,028 because it would have been Lorna Slavin's joint. 63 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:44,628 He wouldn't have cared if I had one or not. 64 00:03:52,178 --> 00:03:55,113 I must have passed out around then. 65 00:03:55,148 --> 00:03:57,912 When I came to, he was already fucking me, 66 00:03:57,951 --> 00:04:00,818 but he didn't know that I was a virgin and that it hurt. 67 00:04:00,854 --> 00:04:03,550 Not that badly-- only a little bit of sharp pain, 68 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:05,751 but not as bad as I had been taught to expect-- 69 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:08,852 but not exactly pleasant, either. 70 00:04:08,895 --> 00:04:13,093 That's when I heard another voice in the room. 71 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:15,567 Now, I want you to do her like Ron Jeremy would. 72 00:04:15,602 --> 00:04:18,036 Woman: I remember the weight on the bed shifting, 73 00:04:18,071 --> 00:04:20,539 and realizing that this person behind me 74 00:04:20,574 --> 00:04:24,533 wasn't the NYU film student guy, but somebody else. 75 00:04:24,578 --> 00:04:28,537 Oh, my God, it was some townie. 76 00:04:28,582 --> 00:04:31,176 I had actually lost my virginity to a townie. 77 00:04:31,217 --> 00:04:33,151 [ boy grunting ] 78 00:04:33,186 --> 00:04:35,780 This wouldn't have happened with Victor. 79 00:04:35,822 --> 00:04:40,191 He would have taken me gently in his big, strong Drama major arms, 80 00:04:40,226 --> 00:04:43,286 and undressed me quietly and expertly, 81 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:47,164 taken my bra off with grace and ease. 82 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,930 And it probably wouldn't have hurt. 83 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:54,236 I should have given myself to Victor last term when I had the chance. 84 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:56,071 [ door bangs ] 85 00:04:59,145 --> 00:05:02,046 Dude, we had to put the keg somewhere. 86 00:05:02,082 --> 00:05:04,141 Don't put it there, it's blocking my shot. 87 00:05:04,184 --> 00:05:06,880 Now get the fuck out of here before you ruin my movie. 88 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,512 [ gasping ] 89 00:05:13,793 --> 00:05:16,261 Woman: I always knew it would be like this. 90 00:06:45,552 --> 00:06:49,352 I just get the feeling my life lacks forward momentum. 91 00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:52,483 Like everything is moving by so quickly 92 00:06:52,525 --> 00:06:54,493 that time just seems to stop. 93 00:06:54,527 --> 00:06:57,360 [ pool break shot ] 94 00:06:57,397 --> 00:06:59,888 Man's voice: Sometimes I can't believe the shit 95 00:06:59,933 --> 00:07:01,924 that spills out of my mouth. 96 00:07:01,968 --> 00:07:04,334 So while I talk about God knows what, 97 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:06,497 I let my eyes drift across the room, 98 00:07:06,539 --> 00:07:09,906 as my mouth allows thoughts to drop out of my brain 99 00:07:09,943 --> 00:07:12,503 and roll off my tongue like gumballs, 100 00:07:12,545 --> 00:07:16,174 I imagine all the things in life that never were, 101 00:07:16,216 --> 00:07:19,743 and all the things that could have been. 102 00:07:23,323 --> 00:07:25,348 He'll do. 103 00:07:25,391 --> 00:07:27,916 I like this song. 104 00:07:27,961 --> 00:07:30,452 Man's voice: Gay song, definitely. 105 00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:32,260 Do you have any E? 106 00:07:32,298 --> 00:07:35,165 That shit makes your spinal fluid run backwards. 107 00:07:36,803 --> 00:07:40,398 - I may have some up in my room. - You're game, right? 108 00:07:42,509 --> 00:07:44,136 No one's twisting your arm. 109 00:07:45,645 --> 00:07:47,704 I don't even know why I'm trying to convince you. 110 00:07:47,747 --> 00:07:49,442 Let's do it. 111 00:07:51,451 --> 00:07:53,578 I think it's kicking in. 112 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:57,021 I feel it now, too. 113 00:07:57,056 --> 00:07:59,422 Man's voice: The truth is, I feel nothing. 114 00:08:22,816 --> 00:08:24,579 What the fuck! 115 00:08:29,522 --> 00:08:33,424 - Sorry, I thought you were gay. - Fuck you, I'm no fag! 116 00:08:37,163 --> 00:08:39,529 You sure about that? 117 00:08:39,566 --> 00:08:42,660 I definitely detect a certain "faggy-ness" to you. 118 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:47,633 Get the fuck outta here, you fucking homo! 119 00:08:51,477 --> 00:08:53,342 I'm not gay. 120 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:55,244 You're lucky I don't kill you. 121 00:08:59,018 --> 00:09:01,145 Luck has nothing to do with it. 122 00:09:01,187 --> 00:09:03,212 Everything is preordained. 123 00:09:03,256 --> 00:09:05,019 Manifest destiny. 124 00:09:05,058 --> 00:09:07,686 You can stop time from happening no more than you can will 125 00:09:07,727 --> 00:09:09,786 the oceans to overwhelm the world, 126 00:09:09,829 --> 00:09:12,593 or to cause the moon to drop from her outer sphere. 127 00:09:12,632 --> 00:09:14,725 Three months later, the handsome dunce 128 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:16,132 had an affair with a friend of mine. 129 00:09:16,169 --> 00:09:18,069 Within a year, he was a full-blown queen 130 00:09:18,104 --> 00:09:20,197 and telling people I couldn't get it up. 131 00:09:21,507 --> 00:09:24,169 Luck has nothing to do with anything. 132 00:11:00,573 --> 00:11:02,973 Man's voice: A great numb feeling washes over me 133 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:05,944 as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. 134 00:11:05,979 --> 00:11:09,073 I pretend to be a vampire. 135 00:11:09,115 --> 00:11:12,175 I don't really need to pretend, because that's who I am, 136 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:15,813 an emotional vampire. 137 00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:17,720 I've just come to expect it-- 138 00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:19,816 that vampires are real, 139 00:11:19,859 --> 00:11:21,918 that I was born this way, 140 00:11:21,961 --> 00:11:26,057 that I feed off of other people's real emotions. 141 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:29,125 I search for this night's prey. 142 00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:32,370 Who will it be? 143 00:11:45,284 --> 00:11:48,981 You look familiar-- have we met? 144 00:11:49,022 --> 00:11:51,650 I think I fucked her somewhere toward the beginning of term, 145 00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:53,556 the "Wet Wednesday" party. 146 00:11:53,593 --> 00:11:55,618 No. 147 00:11:55,661 --> 00:11:58,562 - What's your name? - Peter. 148 00:11:58,598 --> 00:12:02,034 Really? Aren't you a senior? 149 00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:04,093 No, a freshman. 150 00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,799 Really? I thought you were older. 151 00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:08,932 No, I'm a freshman. 152 00:12:08,975 --> 00:12:13,639 Peter. Peter the freshman. 153 00:12:15,882 --> 00:12:20,649 She has dick-sucking lips, so I consider the options. 154 00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:24,144 I leave right now, go back to my room, 155 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:26,488 play the guitar... 156 00:12:28,194 --> 00:12:30,594 masturbate to broadband-speed Internet porn... 157 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,656 I'm going to come on those tits. 158 00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:35,223 ...go to sleep. 159 00:12:35,268 --> 00:12:37,099 Or... 160 00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:39,229 I could play "Quarters" with Dickie and Quinlivan 161 00:12:39,272 --> 00:12:41,035 and that dumb guy from LA. 162 00:12:43,009 --> 00:12:45,375 Or I could take her to the Carousel for some coffee 163 00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:47,845 and ditch her there with the bill. 164 00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:56,553 Or I could take her back to my room, 165 00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:59,387 hope the Frog is gone, get stoned and fuck her. 166 00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:02,326 So, what do you think? 167 00:13:03,996 --> 00:13:05,793 What do I think? 168 00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:08,130 I think, why not? 169 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:10,328 Rock and roll. 170 00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:18,533 She slowly followed me back to my dorm room 171 00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:20,375 like she knew this would happen, 172 00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:22,210 too eager, too stunned to speak. 173 00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:24,978 I was so excited, I couldn't stop shaking 174 00:13:25,017 --> 00:13:27,747 and I dropped the key when I tried to unlock the door. 175 00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:36,060 She sat on the bed and I played her a song I had written myself, 176 00:13:36,095 --> 00:13:39,326 then segued into one by Counting Crows. 177 00:13:39,365 --> 00:13:42,766 I played it quietly and sang the lyrics slowly and softly. 178 00:13:44,403 --> 00:13:46,894 She was so moved that she actually started to cry. 179 00:13:46,939 --> 00:13:50,272 I'm not ready for this sort of thing... 180 00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:55,681 Maybe it was the Ecstasy I'm pretty sure she was on. 181 00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:58,411 Maybe it was that she thought she really loved me. 182 00:13:58,451 --> 00:14:01,443 But when he kissed her on the lips, he instantly went hard. 183 00:14:01,487 --> 00:14:03,318 She was crying, her face was slick, 184 00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:05,290 but she let him pull her clothes off. 185 00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:08,782 She smelled like sweet fruit. She was small, too. 186 00:14:08,828 --> 00:14:10,625 Her pubic hair was light and sparse. 187 00:14:10,663 --> 00:14:13,029 Yet, when he fingered her, he didn't feel anything-- 188 00:14:13,065 --> 00:14:14,726 she wasn't getting wet, 189 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:17,258 even though she was making soft little moans. 190 00:14:17,303 --> 00:14:19,828 He was semi-stiff and losing his erection. 191 00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:22,807 Something was wrong, something was missing, 192 00:14:22,842 --> 00:14:24,639 he didn't know what. 193 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,351 Confused, he started to fuck her. 194 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,520 Before he came, it hit him-- 195 00:14:43,563 --> 00:14:47,021 he can't remember the last time he had sex sober. 196 00:14:48,801 --> 00:14:52,293 Girl: Peter! Oh, Peter! 197 00:14:57,944 --> 00:15:00,538 [ classical music plays ] 198 00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:30,957 Fuck! 199 00:17:36,268 --> 00:17:39,635 This is stranger than I thought 200 00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:43,733 Six different ways inside my heart 201 00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:47,268 And everyone I'll keep tonight 202 00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:51,682 Six different ways go deep inside 203 00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:55,483 I'll tell them anything at all 204 00:17:55,521 --> 00:17:58,752 I know I'll give them more and more... 205 00:18:15,441 --> 00:18:19,309 I'll tell them anything at all 206 00:18:19,345 --> 00:18:23,008 I know I'll give the world and more 207 00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:26,575 They think I'm on my hands and head 208 00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:30,783 This time they're much too slow 209 00:18:30,823 --> 00:18:35,123 Six sides to every lie I say 210 00:18:35,161 --> 00:18:39,029 It's that American voice again 211 00:18:39,064 --> 00:18:42,261 It was never quite like this before 212 00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:45,896 Not one of you is the same 213 00:18:45,938 --> 00:18:48,498 To do do do... 214 00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:55,240 You sneaky bitch. 215 00:19:03,189 --> 00:19:05,180 Sean's voice: "Got you. 216 00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:07,249 You're mine now for the rest of the day, 217 00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,454 week, month, year, life. 218 00:19:09,495 --> 00:19:12,794 Have you guessed who I am? Sometimes I think you have. 219 00:19:12,832 --> 00:19:14,663 Sometimes, when you're scanning a crowd, 220 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,669 I feel those sultry dark eyes of yours stop on me. 221 00:19:17,703 --> 00:19:20,729 Are you too afraid to come up to me and let me know how you feel? 222 00:19:20,773 --> 00:19:22,832 I want to moan and writhe with you, 223 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,036 and I want to go up to you and kiss your mouth 224 00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:27,671 and pull you to me and say, 'Love you, love you,' 225 00:19:27,713 --> 00:19:29,442 while stripping. 226 00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:31,677 I want you so bad it stings. 227 00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:34,151 I want to kill the ugly girls you're always with. 228 00:19:34,186 --> 00:19:37,383 Do you really like those boring, naive, coy, calculating girls, 229 00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:39,050 or is it just for sex? 230 00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:40,820 The seeds of love have taken hold, 231 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:43,829 and if we won't burn together, I'll burn alone." 232 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,795 This is stranger than I ever thought. 233 00:19:58,911 --> 00:20:00,936 What? 234 00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:04,242 How'd she do that? 235 00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:17,224 Blood clot. 236 00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:23,298 What's going on? 237 00:20:23,335 --> 00:20:25,929 You're gonna have to sell that bike of yours, 238 00:20:25,971 --> 00:20:28,633 - that's what's going on. - Why? 239 00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:32,176 Where's my money, college boy? 240 00:20:32,211 --> 00:20:34,873 Do you take American Express? 241 00:20:34,914 --> 00:20:36,711 That's not funny. 242 00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,248 You like that? 243 00:20:42,288 --> 00:20:44,313 They taught it to me in the Army. 244 00:20:44,356 --> 00:20:46,722 One of 17 hand-to-hand combat methods 245 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,886 of rendering your enemy defenseless. 246 00:20:48,928 --> 00:20:51,795 Now, all I got to do is apply positive pressure 247 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,355 to rip your carpals free from your metacarpals, 248 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,834 and you will be unable to operate your weapon! 249 00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:59,429 I'm not your enemy, Rupert, and I don't have a weapon. 250 00:21:01,774 --> 00:21:04,265 That's why you get a little time, homes. 251 00:21:17,957 --> 00:21:19,857 You want some coke? 252 00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:22,087 Sure. 253 00:21:22,127 --> 00:21:25,096 Then buy some of your own, bitch. 254 00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:28,293 Get the fuck out of my crib and get me my money. 255 00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:31,132 There's an Orgy Night at Booth House. 256 00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:33,138 I'm scoring for a bunch of freshman. 257 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:36,073 They're rich, they want cocaine, they'll pay premium to get it. 258 00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:38,167 What do you think? 259 00:21:40,813 --> 00:21:43,873 I think you're a rich motherfucking motherfucker, 260 00:21:43,916 --> 00:21:48,046 who owes me a shitload of motherfucking cash. 261 00:21:48,087 --> 00:21:51,352 That's what I think, you rich motherfucking motherfucker. 262 00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:53,654 You want some blow, motherfucker? 263 00:21:53,692 --> 00:21:57,321 You bring me my motherfucking cash, motherfucker! Fuck you! 264 00:21:57,363 --> 00:21:59,957 Jesus fucking Christ, Rupert, don't get so tense. 265 00:21:59,999 --> 00:22:02,126 I'll show you tense, motherfucker. 266 00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:04,499 You're into me for a fuckload of money, 267 00:22:04,536 --> 00:22:07,528 and I think you and your motherfucking rich-kid friends 268 00:22:07,573 --> 00:22:10,838 are gonna take off to all your rich-ass motherfucking lives, 269 00:22:10,876 --> 00:22:14,471 leaving me holding my motherfucking dick! 270 00:22:14,513 --> 00:22:16,640 So fuck you! 271 00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:21,010 Fucking, Rupert, fucking A'. I'm not like those rich assholes. 272 00:22:21,053 --> 00:22:23,419 I'm on financial aid. I have to work for a living. 273 00:22:23,455 --> 00:22:25,082 I'm from a fucking farm in Nebraska. 274 00:22:25,124 --> 00:22:27,490 My family had to sell the fucking cow to get me here. 275 00:22:27,526 --> 00:22:29,892 - I'm working in food service. - Bullshit! 276 00:22:29,928 --> 00:22:32,920 My father's in the hospital, okay? 277 00:22:32,965 --> 00:22:36,457 My family's strapped for cash. I might have to drop out. 278 00:22:38,904 --> 00:22:42,067 - Really? - The Lord is my witness. Yes. 279 00:22:42,107 --> 00:22:45,634 You really don't have any fucking cash? 280 00:22:45,678 --> 00:22:48,203 No, I had to work all summer just to pay for this term. 281 00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:02,622 I thought you went home to New York for the summer. 282 00:23:02,661 --> 00:23:07,064 That's what I told people so they wouldn't laugh at me. 283 00:23:07,099 --> 00:23:10,330 I actually had to wash pigs all summer, Rupert. 284 00:23:11,937 --> 00:23:14,497 Jesus Christ, man, I can get these kids to overpay, 285 00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:17,270 they're so desperate for drugs. 286 00:23:17,309 --> 00:23:20,039 I'm your key to moving this shit on campus. 287 00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:22,445 You need me, and you know it. 288 00:23:22,481 --> 00:23:24,540 And I need the cash. We need each other. 289 00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:26,881 You get this straight, fuckhead. 290 00:23:26,919 --> 00:23:28,853 I need you like I need 291 00:23:28,887 --> 00:23:31,185 a motherfucking asshole on my elbow! 292 00:23:31,223 --> 00:23:34,420 Right here! An asshole! 293 00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:37,585 That's how much I need you. 294 00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:44,035 What do you think, Guest? 295 00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:48,096 I think you should sniff less cocaine. 296 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:51,576 And stop leaving the gun there laying on the table, man. 297 00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:54,943 Leave the boy alone before he piss in panty. 298 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:57,608 [ laughs ] 299 00:23:57,649 --> 00:24:00,641 You know I'm just fucking with you, baby, right? 300 00:24:01,854 --> 00:24:03,879 Right. 301 00:24:03,922 --> 00:24:05,719 [ sniffs ] 302 00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:08,693 What kind of markup do you think you can get 303 00:24:08,727 --> 00:24:10,592 off these rich-ass freshmen? 304 00:24:10,629 --> 00:24:13,962 Well, that depends on how stepped-on it is. 305 00:24:13,999 --> 00:24:17,901 Stepped-on? Guest, is our shit stepped-on? 306 00:24:17,936 --> 00:24:20,700 No, man, it's fresher than the morning snow. 307 00:24:20,739 --> 00:24:22,730 What the bumbaclot wrong with him? 308 00:24:22,775 --> 00:24:24,572 Maybe 20% over market value. 309 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:27,545 50%, you say! 310 00:24:27,579 --> 00:24:29,410 Hot damn, college boy! 311 00:24:29,448 --> 00:24:31,678 That's some good motherfucking math! 312 00:24:31,717 --> 00:24:34,686 I do believe we have ourselves a deal. 313 00:24:37,422 --> 00:24:40,414 Do we have ourselves a deal? 314 00:24:41,827 --> 00:24:43,658 Sean: Sure. 315 00:24:45,931 --> 00:24:49,298 Good, it's time for you to get to work. 316 00:24:50,402 --> 00:24:54,395 Sometimes, a minute... 317 00:24:54,439 --> 00:24:59,968 will last like an hour, you know? 318 00:25:00,012 --> 00:25:02,480 Where other times... 319 00:25:02,514 --> 00:25:05,278 an hour just... 320 00:25:05,317 --> 00:25:09,117 just zips by in like a minute. 321 00:25:12,891 --> 00:25:15,257 It's all subjective. 322 00:25:15,294 --> 00:25:19,594 Every person perceives it... 323 00:25:19,631 --> 00:25:21,690 perceives it different. 324 00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:25,396 It's like, that's why you can't trust clocks, you know? 325 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:32,573 Marc, you owe me 500 bucks. 326 00:25:32,611 --> 00:25:35,478 I want it by Sunday. 327 00:25:35,514 --> 00:25:37,675 Okay? 328 00:25:37,716 --> 00:25:41,413 You notice I don't have any clocks in my room, 329 00:25:41,453 --> 00:25:46,117 because they interfere with your ability to... 330 00:25:48,493 --> 00:25:50,927 ...to adjust the time to... 331 00:25:53,465 --> 00:25:55,330 to suit your needs, you know? 332 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:58,359 Marc. 333 00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:02,931 Do not be a slave to time, my friend, 334 00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:06,741 because, it-- 335 00:26:08,046 --> 00:26:09,980 there's no point. 336 00:26:11,717 --> 00:26:14,777 [ Marc gasps ] 337 00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:20,155 [ groans ] 338 00:26:23,195 --> 00:26:26,187 [ grunting ] 339 00:26:26,231 --> 00:26:28,165 I-- I can feel my dick. 340 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,634 I can feel my dick. 341 00:26:30,669 --> 00:26:32,933 Whoo! 342 00:26:32,971 --> 00:26:34,939 Oh my God! 343 00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:46,677 - Hey! Fucking, hey! - [ banging bed ] 344 00:26:46,718 --> 00:26:49,084 What about the cash? 345 00:26:49,121 --> 00:26:52,022 Marc, what about the fucking cash? 346 00:26:52,057 --> 00:26:54,685 What class, man? 347 00:26:54,726 --> 00:26:56,455 Who teaches that? 348 00:26:56,495 --> 00:26:58,622 Fucking-- 349 00:26:58,664 --> 00:27:01,497 Just go away, you know. 350 00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:03,160 Just stop bugging me. 351 00:27:03,201 --> 00:27:06,102 Just stop asking me. Stop kicking my fucking bed. 352 00:27:06,138 --> 00:27:09,164 Stop, you know, oooh... 353 00:27:09,207 --> 00:27:12,608 I'll get you your fucking-- just don't fuck my karma, dude! 354 00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:14,874 Don't fuck it up! 355 00:27:14,913 --> 00:27:17,746 [ clarinet playing ] 356 00:28:04,429 --> 00:28:07,421 [ cheering ] 357 00:28:29,388 --> 00:28:33,324 Get yourself together, get yourself together 358 00:28:33,358 --> 00:28:35,326 Shake, shake, shake... 359 00:28:37,596 --> 00:28:41,430 Get yourself together... 360 00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:51,805 Hi, Mitch. What's up? 361 00:28:51,843 --> 00:28:55,939 Not very much. What's up with you? 362 00:28:55,981 --> 00:28:58,211 Not much. 363 00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:00,582 Can we talk? 364 00:29:00,619 --> 00:29:03,782 What do you want to talk about? 365 00:29:03,822 --> 00:29:05,847 Just what's going on. 366 00:29:05,891 --> 00:29:09,122 Hey, I warned you. 367 00:29:09,161 --> 00:29:10,856 Remember that. 368 00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:13,091 I know, I know. 369 00:29:13,131 --> 00:29:16,157 Wait, what did you warn me about? 370 00:29:16,201 --> 00:29:18,726 I warned you! 371 00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:20,499 Shake, shake, shake... 372 00:29:22,841 --> 00:29:25,071 Wait, Mitch. 373 00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:29,346 Mitch, don't be such a pussy. 374 00:29:29,381 --> 00:29:31,508 I am warning you again. 375 00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:33,484 I don't know what your fucking problem is. 376 00:29:33,518 --> 00:29:36,487 Just stay the fuck aw-- 377 00:29:36,521 --> 00:29:38,682 - Hey. - Hey, guys. 378 00:29:38,723 --> 00:29:42,523 Is there some sort of problem, Paul and Mitchell? 379 00:29:42,561 --> 00:29:45,894 No-- you two know each other? 380 00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:48,229 Yeah. Hi. 381 00:29:48,266 --> 00:29:49,233 Hi. 382 00:29:53,205 --> 00:29:56,072 Mitch, I'm kinda through partying tonight. 383 00:29:56,108 --> 00:30:00,374 Do you want to walk me back to my room? 384 00:30:00,412 --> 00:30:03,609 My roommate's at her boyfriend's tonight. 385 00:30:04,983 --> 00:30:06,883 Mitch: Yeah. 386 00:30:06,918 --> 00:30:09,443 What about you, Paul? What are you doing? 387 00:30:09,488 --> 00:30:12,855 - Come on, let's go. - It might be fun. 388 00:30:12,891 --> 00:30:14,882 - No. - Come on. 389 00:30:14,926 --> 00:30:17,360 - Let's go. - You know you want to. 390 00:30:20,332 --> 00:30:23,392 - Later, guy. - Bye, Paul. Maybe next time. 391 00:30:33,044 --> 00:30:35,569 Mr.Bateman. 392 00:30:55,133 --> 00:30:57,328 Excuse you. 393 00:31:01,506 --> 00:31:03,474 Sean Bateman, right? 394 00:31:03,508 --> 00:31:06,170 Right. It's Paul? 395 00:31:07,546 --> 00:31:09,173 Right. 396 00:31:11,816 --> 00:31:14,080 The girl with Mitchell? 397 00:31:15,287 --> 00:31:18,484 Paul: You mean, Candice? Her name is Candice. 398 00:31:18,523 --> 00:31:20,286 Yeah, that's right. 399 00:31:20,325 --> 00:31:22,850 I had a class with her, but I failed it. 400 00:31:22,894 --> 00:31:26,057 Really? My type of guy. 401 00:31:26,097 --> 00:31:27,997 Fucking keg's dead. 402 00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:31,298 Typical. I wish I had a case of beer. 403 00:31:31,336 --> 00:31:33,304 - Quesadilla? - What? 404 00:31:33,338 --> 00:31:36,637 A quesadilla? Mexican food? El Sombrero? 405 00:31:36,675 --> 00:31:39,508 El Sombrero closed a long time ago. 406 00:31:39,544 --> 00:31:41,808 How about tomorrow night? I'll buy. 407 00:31:41,846 --> 00:31:45,145 I don't know. You'll buy? 408 00:31:45,183 --> 00:31:47,208 Totally buy. 409 00:31:52,991 --> 00:31:54,856 Rock and roll. 410 00:31:54,893 --> 00:31:57,453 Tomorrow, then. 411 00:32:04,069 --> 00:32:05,866 [ alarm beeps ] 412 00:32:05,904 --> 00:32:07,735 [ stops ] 413 00:32:07,772 --> 00:32:10,138 [ guitar music playing ] 414 00:32:13,378 --> 00:32:18,748 Yellow is the color of my true love's hair 415 00:32:18,783 --> 00:32:24,744 In the morning, when we rise 416 00:32:24,789 --> 00:32:30,386 In the morning, when we rise 417 00:32:30,428 --> 00:32:33,158 - That's the time - That's the time 418 00:32:33,198 --> 00:32:35,928 - That's the time - That's the time 419 00:32:35,967 --> 00:32:38,060 I love the best 420 00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:44,433 Green is the color... 421 00:32:44,476 --> 00:32:47,104 How could you possibly go out this early in the morning? 422 00:32:47,145 --> 00:32:50,171 - I've got class. - It's Saturday. 423 00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:53,343 When we rise 424 00:32:53,385 --> 00:32:56,445 - [ beeping ] - In the morning 425 00:32:56,488 --> 00:32:58,979 When we rise 426 00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:00,889 Merde! What is it? 427 00:33:00,925 --> 00:33:02,722 Asshole, turn off the fucking thing! 428 00:33:02,761 --> 00:33:05,161 - That's the time - That's the time 429 00:33:05,196 --> 00:33:06,959 I love the best 430 00:33:06,998 --> 00:33:08,898 [ beeping continues ] 431 00:33:11,970 --> 00:33:17,101 Blue is the color of the sky 432 00:33:17,142 --> 00:33:23,103 In the morning, when we rise 433 00:33:23,148 --> 00:33:29,053 In the morning, when we rise 434 00:33:29,087 --> 00:33:32,147 - That's the time - That's the time 435 00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:34,954 - That's the time - That's the time 436 00:33:34,993 --> 00:33:37,325 I love the best... 437 00:33:48,707 --> 00:33:51,505 [ snores ] 438 00:34:07,592 --> 00:34:09,560 [ flatulence ] 439 00:34:11,463 --> 00:34:16,491 Mellow is the feeling that I get 440 00:34:16,534 --> 00:34:22,370 When I see her, hm-mmm 441 00:34:22,407 --> 00:34:28,403 When I see her, oh, yeah 442 00:34:28,446 --> 00:34:31,540 - That's the time - That's the time 443 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:34,416 - That's the time - That's the time 444 00:34:34,452 --> 00:34:36,750 I love the best 445 00:34:40,725 --> 00:34:46,288 Freedom is a word I rarely use 446 00:34:46,331 --> 00:34:51,860 Without thinking, oh, yeah 447 00:34:51,903 --> 00:34:58,502 Without thinking, hm-mmm 448 00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:01,068 - Of the time - Of the time 449 00:35:01,112 --> 00:35:04,047 - Of the time - Of the time 450 00:35:04,082 --> 00:35:06,107 When I've been loved 451 00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:15,852 Yellow is the color of my true love's hair 452 00:35:15,894 --> 00:35:18,192 In the morning 453 00:35:18,229 --> 00:35:22,290 - When we rise - [ man snorts ] 454 00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:27,965 In the morning, when we rise 455 00:35:28,006 --> 00:35:30,907 - That's the time - That's the time 456 00:35:30,942 --> 00:35:33,809 - That's the time - That's the time 457 00:35:33,845 --> 00:35:36,439 I love the best. 458 00:36:00,605 --> 00:36:02,869 - Hi. - Hey. 459 00:36:02,907 --> 00:36:04,534 Are you here for that class? 460 00:36:04,576 --> 00:36:07,136 The tutorial on the Post-Modern Condition? 461 00:36:07,178 --> 00:36:09,203 - Yeah. - It was canceled. 462 00:36:09,247 --> 00:36:10,976 Typical. 463 00:36:11,015 --> 00:36:12,744 I've never seen you there before. 464 00:36:12,784 --> 00:36:14,376 That's what's so typical. 465 00:36:14,419 --> 00:36:16,785 It's the first time I ever bothered to show up for it. 466 00:36:16,821 --> 00:36:18,914 Yeah, you've got bad timing. 467 00:36:18,957 --> 00:36:21,323 Saturdays suck ass. 468 00:36:21,359 --> 00:36:23,122 I don't have to put up with this shit. 469 00:36:23,161 --> 00:36:25,493 I'm dropping this fucking class. 470 00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:28,897 - Yeah, me too. - Really? 471 00:36:28,933 --> 00:36:31,265 Mm-hmm. I think I'm gonna change my major. 472 00:36:31,302 --> 00:36:34,999 - To what? - I don't know yet. 473 00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:37,064 - What's yours? - I don't even know. 474 00:36:40,845 --> 00:36:42,676 [ sighs ] 475 00:36:42,714 --> 00:36:44,682 Your name's Sean Bateman, right? 476 00:36:44,716 --> 00:36:47,412 Right. Your name is Lauren. 477 00:36:47,452 --> 00:36:49,852 Yeah. I bought pot from you last year. 478 00:36:49,888 --> 00:36:52,652 It was good. A little seedy though. 479 00:36:52,690 --> 00:36:55,488 You used to go out with that Paul Denton dude, right? 480 00:36:55,527 --> 00:36:57,688 Yeah. 481 00:36:57,729 --> 00:37:00,698 Before. 482 00:37:00,732 --> 00:37:03,394 Show me your eyes. 483 00:37:03,434 --> 00:37:06,130 ...Feeling that I get 484 00:37:06,170 --> 00:37:12,006 When I see her, hm-mmm 485 00:37:12,043 --> 00:37:18,039 When I see her, oh, yeah 486 00:37:18,082 --> 00:37:19,913 - That's the time - Rock and roll. 487 00:37:19,951 --> 00:37:22,511 - That's the time - That's the time 488 00:37:22,554 --> 00:37:25,546 - That's the time - I love the best 489 00:37:25,590 --> 00:37:29,993 Maybe I'll see you at the next pre-Saturday-party party. 490 00:37:30,028 --> 00:37:31,996 Or something. 491 00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:36,160 Freedom is a word I rarely use 492 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:41,934 Without thinking, oh, yeah 493 00:37:41,973 --> 00:37:47,343 Without thinking, mm-hmm 494 00:37:47,378 --> 00:37:50,905 - Of the time - Of the time 495 00:37:50,949 --> 00:37:53,474 - Of the time - Of the time 496 00:37:53,518 --> 00:37:56,419 When I've been loved. 497 00:38:03,161 --> 00:38:05,755 [ singing in French ] 498 00:38:37,195 --> 00:38:40,631 Oh my God. Harry tried to kill himself. 499 00:38:40,665 --> 00:38:43,031 Paul's voice: That is so typical. 500 00:38:43,067 --> 00:38:45,535 I just knew something like this was going to happen. 501 00:38:45,570 --> 00:38:48,004 I just had a feeling that there would be some obstacle, 502 00:38:48,039 --> 00:38:49,904 major or minor, that was going to prevent 503 00:38:49,941 --> 00:38:51,909 my evening with Sean from happening. 504 00:38:51,943 --> 00:38:54,309 You've got to come to Fel's house-- he's there. 505 00:38:54,345 --> 00:38:57,576 Shit, Jesus, Paul. We've got to do something. 506 00:38:57,615 --> 00:39:00,083 That's way too gay. 507 00:39:00,118 --> 00:39:03,451 Um... call security? 508 00:39:03,488 --> 00:39:05,547 Trust me, they'll be there within an hour. 509 00:39:05,590 --> 00:39:07,558 Security. Security? 510 00:39:07,592 --> 00:39:10,322 What do you need, a formal fucking invitation? 511 00:39:10,361 --> 00:39:12,386 I have an appointment at 7:00, Raymond! 512 00:39:13,831 --> 00:39:16,459 You are killing Harry! Pull it together! 513 00:39:16,501 --> 00:39:18,093 Mach schnell! 514 00:39:18,136 --> 00:39:21,401 What did he do, try to OD on Sudafed and wine coolers? 515 00:39:23,808 --> 00:39:25,799 Oh, my God. I brought Paul. 516 00:39:25,843 --> 00:39:28,710 - What did he take? - I don't know. 517 00:39:28,746 --> 00:39:31,078 Oh, Harry, sweetie, are you okay? 518 00:39:31,115 --> 00:39:33,208 He's going to get death of cold. 519 00:39:34,419 --> 00:39:36,512 I think we should take him to Dunham Hospital. 520 00:39:36,554 --> 00:39:38,920 That's all the way in fucking Keene! Are you crazy? 521 00:39:38,956 --> 00:39:41,857 - Where else is there, asshole? - I have to meet someone at 7:00. 522 00:39:41,893 --> 00:39:43,827 Fuck your meeting! Get the car, Raymond! 523 00:39:43,861 --> 00:39:46,455 Grab his feet! Jesus! 524 00:39:46,497 --> 00:39:48,556 Jesus, this is so typical. 525 00:39:51,169 --> 00:39:53,103 He found out he was adopted today. 526 00:39:53,137 --> 00:39:55,503 Could we stop at a Circle K and get some cigarettes? 527 00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:57,701 I remind you we have somebody OD'ing back here. 528 00:39:57,742 --> 00:39:59,471 He's not OD'ing. 529 00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:01,808 He's a freshman. Freshman don't OD. 530 00:40:01,846 --> 00:40:05,714 Fuck you, Paul! Oh shit, he's throwing up! 531 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:08,844 - Open the fucking window! - He's not throwing up. 532 00:40:08,886 --> 00:40:11,047 Then what do you call that "ccchhh" sound, huh? 533 00:40:11,089 --> 00:40:13,250 Dry heaves. He's forgetting to breathe 534 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:15,156 and he has a lot of air in his stomach. 535 00:40:15,193 --> 00:40:16,854 Maybe you should be inducing vomiting. 536 00:40:16,894 --> 00:40:19,089 Should I just pull the car over?! 537 00:40:19,130 --> 00:40:21,724 - Can I change the CD? - Shut up, Paul! 538 00:40:21,766 --> 00:40:23,427 You're going to be okay. 539 00:40:23,468 --> 00:40:27,666 Blue-eyed dressed for every situation 540 00:40:27,705 --> 00:40:30,833 Moving through the doorway of the nation-- 541 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,672 [ music stops ] 542 00:40:37,482 --> 00:40:40,315 - Come on, grab his arm. - Oh, God. 543 00:40:40,351 --> 00:40:42,842 Okay, you're gonna make it. 544 00:40:43,955 --> 00:40:45,422 Both: Help! 545 00:40:45,456 --> 00:40:47,321 - Help! - We need some help over here. 546 00:40:47,358 --> 00:40:49,849 - Please! This guy's OD'ing! - Oh my God. 547 00:40:49,894 --> 00:40:52,658 Will you get him into the Emergency Room? 548 00:40:52,697 --> 00:40:54,562 - Thank God. - I'm on my break. 549 00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:56,692 I there anyone else around here, please?! 550 00:40:56,734 --> 00:40:58,463 - Hello? - Please take care of Harry. 551 00:40:58,503 --> 00:41:00,368 Please, you've got to take care of him! 552 00:41:00,404 --> 00:41:02,235 - Move, move! - Oh, God. Oh, God. 553 00:41:02,273 --> 00:41:04,138 Sir, can I speak to your manager, please? 554 00:41:04,175 --> 00:41:06,268 Will you get him up. His name's Harry, please! 555 00:41:06,310 --> 00:41:07,902 - What's his name? - Harry. 556 00:41:07,945 --> 00:41:10,004 - Harry. - Harry, Harry. 557 00:41:13,284 --> 00:41:15,718 I'm not getting any pulse. 558 00:41:15,753 --> 00:41:17,721 Is this a joke? 559 00:41:17,755 --> 00:41:20,155 I can see him moving. He's not dead. 560 00:41:20,191 --> 00:41:23,490 - I can see him breathing. - He's dead, Paul, shut up! 561 00:41:23,528 --> 00:41:25,894 And how did this happen, exactly? 562 00:41:25,930 --> 00:41:28,455 - Oh God, I don't know! - Oh God, oh God! 563 00:41:28,499 --> 00:41:31,662 Will you shut up? He's not dead. 564 00:41:31,702 --> 00:41:34,170 He hasn't got a pulse. There's no heartbeat. 565 00:41:34,205 --> 00:41:36,139 His pupils are fixed and dilated. 566 00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:37,573 Harry, please come back. 567 00:41:37,608 --> 00:41:40,736 Sorry, there's nothing more I can do here. 568 00:41:40,778 --> 00:41:42,575 You have to do something. 569 00:41:42,613 --> 00:41:44,581 I've seen this on ER. Please fix him! 570 00:41:44,615 --> 00:41:47,015 Harry's gone bye-bye. Harry's gone to the big bye-bye. 571 00:41:47,051 --> 00:41:50,077 He's got his name in the papers on the back side. 572 00:41:50,121 --> 00:41:53,522 It's "'toe-tag time' in Teenville" tonight. Again. 573 00:41:53,558 --> 00:41:54,923 - What? - Teenville? 574 00:41:54,959 --> 00:41:56,927 You should've just said no, Harry. 575 00:41:56,961 --> 00:41:58,656 - I'm not dead, am I? - Ahh! 576 00:41:58,696 --> 00:42:00,721 Yes, you are! Shut up! 577 00:42:00,765 --> 00:42:03,199 Actually, you don't have a pulse. I think you're dead. 578 00:42:03,234 --> 00:42:06,135 If you let me run a few tests, I could probably prove it. 579 00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:08,468 - You've got a malpractice suit! - Harry is dead. 580 00:42:08,506 --> 00:42:10,337 You don't know what you're talking about! 581 00:42:10,374 --> 00:42:12,968 Harry: Seriously, am I dead? 582 00:42:13,010 --> 00:42:16,969 A few tests on Harry, I'm sure I could prove he's dead. 583 00:42:17,014 --> 00:42:20,279 No! Pain and suffering! 584 00:42:22,019 --> 00:42:24,453 I must insist you bring back your friend's corpse 585 00:42:24,488 --> 00:42:26,353 for me to do some tests. 586 00:42:34,165 --> 00:42:35,291 [ groans ] 587 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:38,268 Is your ultimate deterrent to a Friday night party working? 588 00:42:38,302 --> 00:42:40,293 Sort of. 589 00:42:40,338 --> 00:42:42,329 The best would be Victor though. 590 00:42:42,373 --> 00:42:45,865 Okay, enough fantasizing. Victor is 3000 miles away. 591 00:42:45,910 --> 00:42:48,538 Use the book. 592 00:42:48,579 --> 00:42:50,979 Okay, how do I look? 593 00:42:51,015 --> 00:42:53,813 You look kinda skinny, actually. 594 00:42:53,851 --> 00:42:56,718 Skinny? Really? 595 00:42:56,754 --> 00:42:58,688 Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny? 596 00:42:58,723 --> 00:43:00,350 What's the difference? 597 00:43:00,391 --> 00:43:02,291 Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, 598 00:43:02,326 --> 00:43:05,227 except your teeth rot, but my teeth aren't rotting, so... 599 00:43:05,263 --> 00:43:07,595 So you look bulimic skinny? 600 00:43:07,632 --> 00:43:09,497 Lauren, I'm telling you, 601 00:43:09,533 --> 00:43:12,195 it's amazing the weight you lose when you get off the pill. 602 00:43:12,236 --> 00:43:15,399 Yeah, until the 50 pounds you gain when you get knocked up. 603 00:43:15,439 --> 00:43:17,066 Okay, well, do the math. 604 00:43:17,108 --> 00:43:20,305 If a condom is 98% safe, and he wears two, 605 00:43:20,344 --> 00:43:22,574 then you're 196% safe. 606 00:43:22,613 --> 00:43:25,241 That is a much better percentage than the pill can offer. 607 00:43:25,283 --> 00:43:27,148 I don't think it works that way, Lara. 608 00:43:27,184 --> 00:43:30,779 Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than-- 609 00:43:30,821 --> 00:43:33,221 Whatever, I don't care. I don't major in math. 610 00:43:33,257 --> 00:43:36,385 - So are you coming or not? - I don't know. 611 00:43:36,427 --> 00:43:39,294 Lauren, listen to your friend and roommate. 612 00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:41,093 If you spend the rest of your life 613 00:43:41,132 --> 00:43:43,760 waiting for Victor, you're never gonna lose your virginity. 614 00:43:43,801 --> 00:43:46,463 You can't just wait for destiny to play itself out. 615 00:43:46,504 --> 00:43:48,597 You have to make it happen. 616 00:43:48,639 --> 00:43:50,766 [ retching ] 617 00:44:19,103 --> 00:44:21,333 Is she coming tonight? 618 00:44:21,372 --> 00:44:23,704 - I doubt it. - Why? 619 00:44:23,741 --> 00:44:26,301 - She's been looking at the book. - What book? 620 00:44:26,344 --> 00:44:29,074 It's this big medical book she's got of venereal diseases. 621 00:44:29,113 --> 00:44:31,741 Before a party, she looks through it to discourage herself 622 00:44:31,782 --> 00:44:33,613 from hooking up with people like you. 623 00:44:33,651 --> 00:44:35,482 It's got some pretty nasty imagery. 624 00:44:35,519 --> 00:44:37,953 And it helps her keep her focused on her homework. 625 00:44:39,890 --> 00:44:43,587 - So, she's not coming, then? - Nope. 626 00:44:43,627 --> 00:44:46,323 So, you want to get me another beer? 627 00:45:04,015 --> 00:45:06,609 Hey, Sean. Sorry I'm late. 628 00:45:06,650 --> 00:45:08,379 What? 629 00:45:08,419 --> 00:45:11,047 There was this whole thing-- I had to take this freshman 630 00:45:11,088 --> 00:45:14,421 to the hospital and there was this sick kid and, anyhow, I'm-- 631 00:45:14,458 --> 00:45:16,619 What the fuck are you talking about? 632 00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:19,561 - I'm here. - Never mind. 633 00:45:19,597 --> 00:45:22,964 - I'll make it up to you. - You don't have to. 634 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,730 I know I don't have to, but I want to. 635 00:45:25,770 --> 00:45:28,068 - I insist. - Whatever. 636 00:45:28,105 --> 00:45:29,834 Really. 637 00:45:32,176 --> 00:45:34,041 I have some pot in my room 638 00:45:34,078 --> 00:45:35,875 if you want to smoke and get stoned. 639 00:45:35,913 --> 00:45:39,679 - You have pot? - In my room, yeah. 640 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,382 - Want a beer? - Let's go. 641 00:45:50,861 --> 00:45:53,989 Hey, Lauren, this is... 642 00:45:54,031 --> 00:45:56,727 - Jim. - Jim, from Dartmouth. 643 00:45:56,767 --> 00:45:59,201 - Hi. - Brewski for you-ski? 644 00:45:59,236 --> 00:46:02,672 - Sure. - Hey, you want it you got it. 645 00:46:05,843 --> 00:46:08,573 He thinks this is the "Dress to Get Screwed" party. 646 00:46:08,612 --> 00:46:10,443 If you want him, I'll give him to ya. 647 00:46:10,481 --> 00:46:12,847 No, that's okay. 648 00:46:12,883 --> 00:46:16,046 You sure? 'Cause I don't see Victor around. 649 00:46:16,087 --> 00:46:18,453 What about Sean Bateman? Have you seen him around? 650 00:46:18,489 --> 00:46:21,652 Yeah, actually, Sean Bateman just ran off with Paul. 651 00:46:21,692 --> 00:46:23,683 - Paul Denton? - Uh-huh. 652 00:46:23,727 --> 00:46:25,627 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 653 00:46:25,663 --> 00:46:28,029 You don't think... no. 654 00:46:28,065 --> 00:46:30,727 - I don't know. - No. 655 00:46:30,768 --> 00:46:32,895 He must just be selling him something. 656 00:46:32,937 --> 00:46:34,734 - Must be. - Must be. 657 00:46:34,772 --> 00:46:37,002 Yeah. 658 00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:40,272 Okay, so what is this? Are you out on the prowl again? 659 00:46:40,311 --> 00:46:43,371 Yeah, that book's just not-- it's not doing it. 660 00:46:43,414 --> 00:46:45,177 - No? - Huh-uh. 661 00:46:45,216 --> 00:46:49,983 Good. Okay, well, just don't wait up for me, okay? 662 00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:51,851 - Okay. - Okay. 663 00:46:51,889 --> 00:46:53,982 Okay. 664 00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:58,888 Miss Lauren Hynde. 665 00:46:58,929 --> 00:47:03,662 Why weren't you at my tutorial last Saturday? 666 00:47:10,975 --> 00:47:12,772 Would you like a drink? 667 00:47:47,178 --> 00:47:49,976 [ classical music plays ] 668 00:47:54,585 --> 00:47:56,746 [ chuckles ] 669 00:47:57,788 --> 00:47:59,881 Come here. 670 00:48:15,105 --> 00:48:17,164 - Mmm? - Mm-hmm. 671 00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:19,870 - Yeah. - [ laughs ] 672 00:48:31,622 --> 00:48:35,319 - Do you want a turn-on? - No thanks. 673 00:48:35,359 --> 00:48:37,327 Well... 674 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,927 don't mind if I do. 675 00:48:55,613 --> 00:48:59,014 Are we going to do it here on the couch? 676 00:48:59,049 --> 00:49:01,279 Do what? 677 00:49:01,318 --> 00:49:02,842 You know, do it. 678 00:49:02,886 --> 00:49:05,184 [ laughs ] What? 679 00:49:05,222 --> 00:49:07,190 Fuck? 680 00:49:07,224 --> 00:49:10,318 Oh, are you mad? 681 00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:12,158 I would lose my tenure. 682 00:49:12,196 --> 00:49:14,858 And I'm a married man. 683 00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:18,691 But aren't you hitting on me? 684 00:49:20,504 --> 00:49:22,836 Well, for a hummer, sure. 685 00:49:26,110 --> 00:49:29,011 I've heard you're talented, Miss Hynde. 686 00:49:31,215 --> 00:49:34,616 And it certainly can't hurt your GPA. 687 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,948 So, shall we? 688 00:50:16,293 --> 00:50:18,158 So where did you spend last summer? 689 00:50:18,195 --> 00:50:22,256 - Berlin. - Paul: Sprechen sie Deutsch? 690 00:50:23,734 --> 00:50:25,031 What? 691 00:50:25,069 --> 00:50:28,266 - Do you speak German? - No. 692 00:50:29,306 --> 00:50:31,797 - What the f--? - You don't? 693 00:50:35,012 --> 00:50:36,673 No. Why? 694 00:50:36,714 --> 00:50:39,842 Well, I don't know. 695 00:50:39,883 --> 00:50:43,751 I just assumed, since you spent the summer in Berlin-- 696 00:50:43,787 --> 00:50:45,687 I thought maybe you-- 697 00:50:45,723 --> 00:50:48,317 No. Berlin, New Hampshire. 698 00:50:53,864 --> 00:50:56,628 Sean's voice: I need to get some more pot. 699 00:50:56,667 --> 00:50:59,363 I'm running out. 700 00:50:59,403 --> 00:51:02,338 And I need to get laid. 701 00:51:02,373 --> 00:51:05,365 Where the fuck was Lauren tonight? 702 00:51:05,409 --> 00:51:09,038 Lara's kind of hot. I could bang her and feel good about it. 703 00:51:09,079 --> 00:51:11,570 I'd rather have Lauren. 704 00:51:11,615 --> 00:51:13,674 I wonder why. 705 00:51:14,718 --> 00:51:18,552 It would just ruin my illusion of her innocence, 706 00:51:18,589 --> 00:51:20,489 her purity. 707 00:51:21,525 --> 00:51:23,152 Whoa! 708 00:51:23,193 --> 00:51:25,525 Is that really what I want? 709 00:51:27,331 --> 00:51:30,698 I need to fuck someone. 710 00:51:30,734 --> 00:51:33,066 Then I need to get more pot. 711 00:51:35,072 --> 00:51:37,097 Paul's voice: I watched him with growing intensity 712 00:51:37,141 --> 00:51:40,907 as he refilled the pipe in the dark and smoky din of the room. 713 00:51:40,944 --> 00:51:43,435 He delicately fingered what looked like dried moss to me, 714 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,744 and it struck me then that I liked Sean 715 00:51:45,783 --> 00:51:49,344 because he looked slutty, a boy who'd been around. 716 00:51:49,386 --> 00:51:52,651 A boy who couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not. 717 00:52:07,171 --> 00:52:10,197 Whooo... 718 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,949 I don't know what color your eyes are, baby 719 00:52:26,990 --> 00:52:31,051 But your hair is long and brown 720 00:52:31,094 --> 00:52:34,996 Your legs are strong and so, so long 721 00:52:35,032 --> 00:52:39,128 And you don't come from this town 722 00:52:39,169 --> 00:52:43,162 My head is full of magic, baby 723 00:52:43,207 --> 00:52:47,303 And I have to share this with you 724 00:52:47,344 --> 00:52:51,280 I feel I'm on top again, baby 725 00:52:51,315 --> 00:52:54,978 That's got everything to do with you 726 00:52:55,018 --> 00:52:57,316 I'm alive 727 00:52:58,689 --> 00:53:01,055 So alive. 728 00:53:08,665 --> 00:53:11,099 Woman on TV: Suck it harder! 729 00:53:11,134 --> 00:53:13,830 Look at that chick's cans. 730 00:53:13,871 --> 00:53:17,102 - Implants. - I like the feel of fake tits. 731 00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:19,233 [ phone rings ] 732 00:53:19,276 --> 00:53:22,473 - I need to get cable in my room. - Hello? 733 00:53:24,314 --> 00:53:26,248 Hi, Mom. 734 00:53:26,283 --> 00:53:28,683 - [ turns sound off ] - What's going on? 735 00:53:29,753 --> 00:53:32,051 Sean: You are one dirty bitch! 736 00:53:32,089 --> 00:53:34,455 Paul: Tomorrow? The Jareds are coming? 737 00:53:34,491 --> 00:53:36,584 Oh. 738 00:53:39,396 --> 00:53:43,127 Does it have to be this weekend? I have a lot of schoolwork. 739 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:46,658 - How about next weekend? - Faggoty sitcom, 740 00:53:46,703 --> 00:53:49,433 - faggoty sitcom... - Paul: Richard? 741 00:53:51,508 --> 00:53:52,634 Okay. 742 00:53:52,676 --> 00:53:54,769 Yeah, you too. 743 00:53:58,916 --> 00:54:01,476 I have to go into the city tomorrow night. 744 00:54:02,886 --> 00:54:04,615 Rock and roll. 745 00:54:04,655 --> 00:54:07,283 - You want to go? - Nope. 746 00:54:07,324 --> 00:54:09,690 "Dressed to Get Screwed Party" is tomorrow night. 747 00:54:10,727 --> 00:54:13,355 I know, and I don't want to leave you here alone. 748 00:54:14,398 --> 00:54:16,298 Deal with it. I'm borrowing these. 749 00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:17,960 Wait. 750 00:54:18,001 --> 00:54:21,300 Would you give me a ride to the bus station tomorrow? 751 00:54:22,439 --> 00:54:25,465 Whatever. Look, I have to meet my advisor. 752 00:54:29,346 --> 00:54:31,610 [ woman on TV moans ] 753 00:54:42,492 --> 00:54:44,460 Paul's voice: I shouldn't be leaving. 754 00:54:44,494 --> 00:54:48,294 He'll sleep with someone else. It's the "Dressed to Get Screwed Party." 755 00:54:48,332 --> 00:54:50,857 What the fuck am I doing? 756 00:54:52,469 --> 00:54:54,596 I love you, Sean Bateman. 757 00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:01,503 Sean's voice: I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex. 758 00:55:01,545 --> 00:55:04,207 I wonder if she comes easily. 759 00:55:04,247 --> 00:55:07,739 Or at all. I won't go to bed with a girl who doesn't. 760 00:55:07,784 --> 00:55:09,615 If I can't make a girl come, why bother? 761 00:55:09,653 --> 00:55:11,883 It would be like asking questions in a letter. 762 00:55:12,923 --> 00:55:14,652 Mmmm... 763 00:55:14,691 --> 00:55:16,522 I'm hungry. 764 00:56:18,288 --> 00:56:20,756 Sean's voice: "Tonight's the night. Tonight's the night. 765 00:56:20,791 --> 00:56:23,055 Tonight's the night. Tonight's the night. 766 00:56:23,093 --> 00:56:24,390 Tonight's the night." 767 00:56:24,428 --> 00:56:26,225 [ inhales deeply ] 768 00:56:28,932 --> 00:56:30,866 So, tonight's the night? 769 00:56:30,901 --> 00:56:33,199 - I'm going all the way. - Who's the lucky boy? 770 00:56:33,236 --> 00:56:35,727 - I'm not telling. - You will if you want the room. 771 00:56:35,772 --> 00:56:37,069 Okay, okay... 772 00:56:38,108 --> 00:56:40,576 - Sean Bateman. - He's a drug dealer. 773 00:56:40,610 --> 00:56:43,135 - He made me "zzshing"! - "Zzshing"? 774 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:46,980 "Zzshing" like you just know that you'll be with that person 775 00:56:47,017 --> 00:56:48,917 and something amazing will happen, 776 00:56:48,952 --> 00:56:52,718 like he just fucking fucks you right up the-- 777 00:56:52,756 --> 00:56:54,781 "Zzshing." 778 00:56:54,825 --> 00:56:58,022 - No, I've never heard that. - You will someday. 779 00:56:58,061 --> 00:57:00,928 You know, you might be afflicted with synesthesia. 780 00:57:00,964 --> 00:57:02,090 What? 781 00:57:02,132 --> 00:57:03,997 It's a clinical disorder which causes you 782 00:57:04,034 --> 00:57:06,696 to hear what you see and see what you hear-- 783 00:57:06,737 --> 00:57:08,762 an uncontrolled combination of your senses. 784 00:57:08,805 --> 00:57:10,739 You should really get that checked out. 785 00:57:10,774 --> 00:57:13,971 - Prozac might help. - What? 786 00:57:14,010 --> 00:57:15,739 Aaah! 787 00:57:18,949 --> 00:57:20,610 Oooh... 788 00:57:23,019 --> 00:57:25,510 Rusty pipes. 789 00:57:25,555 --> 00:57:28,854 [ country music plays ] 790 00:57:28,892 --> 00:57:32,350 And the thought of rubbing feet is getting so exciting 791 00:57:32,395 --> 00:57:35,523 Skyrocket in flight 792 00:57:35,565 --> 00:57:39,399 Afternoon delight. 793 00:57:44,341 --> 00:57:46,775 [ phone rings ] 794 00:57:55,051 --> 00:57:56,916 Hello? 795 00:57:56,953 --> 00:58:00,286 Can I talk to Sean Bateman? I think he lives upstairs. 796 00:58:02,692 --> 00:58:04,523 [ sighs ] 797 00:58:18,708 --> 00:58:21,199 Yeah? 798 00:58:21,244 --> 00:58:23,212 Sean. 799 00:58:23,246 --> 00:58:25,009 Who is this, Patrick? 800 00:58:25,048 --> 00:58:28,484 Who the hell is Patrick? No, it's is Paul. 801 00:58:28,518 --> 00:58:31,248 Paul...? 802 00:58:31,288 --> 00:58:34,223 Yeah, remember me? 803 00:58:34,257 --> 00:58:37,283 Sean: No. This better be good. 804 00:58:37,327 --> 00:58:40,785 I was just wondering what was going on. Who's Patrick? 805 00:58:40,831 --> 00:58:42,696 It's none of your business, what do you want? 806 00:58:42,732 --> 00:58:44,461 Paul: Were you asleep? 807 00:58:44,501 --> 00:58:47,993 - No, of course not. - What are you doing? 808 00:58:48,038 --> 00:58:50,029 That's none of your fucking business. 809 00:58:50,073 --> 00:58:51,802 I'm getting ready to go to this party. 810 00:58:51,842 --> 00:58:54,072 With who? With Patrick? 811 00:58:54,110 --> 00:58:55,873 No. [ chuckles ] 812 00:58:55,912 --> 00:58:59,040 With the person who's leaving notes in my box. 813 00:58:59,082 --> 00:59:01,448 - Are you? - Deal with it. 814 00:59:01,484 --> 00:59:05,250 - Are you just fucking with me? - Rock and roll. 815 00:59:05,288 --> 00:59:08,280 - [ dial tone hums ] - Motherfucker! 816 00:59:08,325 --> 00:59:10,520 Who? 817 00:59:13,597 --> 00:59:17,089 Oh, Jesus Christ, Richard, is that you? 818 00:59:17,133 --> 00:59:22,366 It's Dick. And yes, it's me. 819 00:59:24,774 --> 00:59:26,742 [ gargling ] 820 00:59:32,048 --> 00:59:33,743 What the hell are you doing? 821 00:59:33,783 --> 00:59:36,445 Getting fucked up. 822 00:59:36,486 --> 00:59:39,580 Maybe getting fucked. 823 00:59:44,027 --> 00:59:46,052 - [ Richard moans ] - Oh, Richard. 824 00:59:49,199 --> 00:59:52,134 All right, Richard-- 825 00:59:52,168 --> 00:59:55,604 Oh, yeah, you're just turning me on, Richard. 826 00:59:55,639 --> 00:59:57,664 Richard: Ride 'em cowboy! 827 00:59:57,707 --> 00:59:59,834 Paul--! 828 00:59:59,876 --> 01:00:01,867 You remember Mrs.Jared? 829 01:00:01,912 --> 01:00:05,609 Of course. Hello, Mrs.Jared. 830 01:00:05,649 --> 01:00:07,640 I leave you alone for five minutes and you're drinking. 831 01:00:07,684 --> 01:00:09,914 Drunk. I'm drunk. 832 01:00:09,953 --> 01:00:12,478 Mrs.Jared: Then take a shower and sober up. 833 01:00:12,522 --> 01:00:16,856 Oh, my tortures never end. How are you, Paul? 834 01:00:16,893 --> 01:00:18,656 Fine. 835 01:00:18,695 --> 01:00:21,960 Would you talk to him? He'll listen to you. 836 01:00:21,998 --> 01:00:24,296 Come on, Myra. 837 01:00:24,334 --> 01:00:30,762 I'll see you both downstairs in 15 minutes, hmm? 838 01:00:32,342 --> 01:00:34,503 - [ Richard chuckles ] - [ door closes ] 839 01:00:41,418 --> 01:00:44,751 You want to take a shower with me... 840 01:00:44,788 --> 01:00:48,224 for old times' sake? 841 01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,663 - Want one? - What are they? 842 01:01:00,704 --> 01:01:03,673 - Does it matter? - No. 843 01:01:03,707 --> 01:01:05,766 Oh well, I guess it would be nice 844 01:01:05,809 --> 01:01:08,369 If I could touch your body 845 01:01:08,411 --> 01:01:10,811 I know not everybody 846 01:01:10,847 --> 01:01:13,338 Has got a body like you 847 01:01:13,383 --> 01:01:15,715 But I've gotta think twice 848 01:01:15,752 --> 01:01:18,585 Before I give my heart away 849 01:01:18,621 --> 01:01:20,748 And I know all the games you play 850 01:01:20,790 --> 01:01:23,088 Because I play them too... 851 01:01:23,126 --> 01:01:24,525 Fine with me. 852 01:01:24,561 --> 01:01:27,530 [ yawning ] 853 01:01:27,564 --> 01:01:31,125 So when she showed up... 854 01:01:31,167 --> 01:01:34,568 Oh baby, I reconsider 855 01:01:34,604 --> 01:01:37,095 My foolish notion 856 01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:39,267 Well, I need someone to hold me 857 01:01:39,309 --> 01:01:41,436 But I wait for something more 858 01:01:41,478 --> 01:01:43,946 Yes, I gotta have faith 859 01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:46,414 I gotta have faith 860 01:01:46,449 --> 01:01:48,974 'Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith, 861 01:01:49,019 --> 01:01:52,216 I gotta have faith, faith, faith... 862 01:01:53,556 --> 01:01:55,114 Oh, yeah. 863 01:01:55,158 --> 01:01:57,149 Got to, got to have faith 864 01:01:57,193 --> 01:02:01,926 Before this river, becomes an ocean 865 01:02:01,965 --> 01:02:06,197 Before you throw my heart back on the floor 866 01:02:06,236 --> 01:02:09,103 Oh baby, I reconsider 867 01:02:09,139 --> 01:02:11,664 My foolish notion 868 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:13,869 Well, I need someone to hold me 869 01:02:13,910 --> 01:02:17,073 But I'll wait for something more 870 01:02:18,615 --> 01:02:21,015 'Cause I gotta have faith 871 01:02:21,051 --> 01:02:23,576 Ooh, I gotta have faith 872 01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:26,214 'Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith, 873 01:02:26,256 --> 01:02:29,521 I gotta have faith, faith faith. 874 01:02:29,559 --> 01:02:32,824 Mrs.Denton: Then I realized my Cadillac had been stolen. 875 01:02:32,862 --> 01:02:34,420 Mrs.Jared: Oh, my God. 876 01:02:34,464 --> 01:02:36,864 Mrs.Denton: Stolen. The police couldn't have cared less. 877 01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:39,596 They said my insurance would take care of it. 878 01:02:39,636 --> 01:02:43,834 Frankly, I was getting sick of the color, you know? 879 01:02:43,873 --> 01:02:46,307 Mrs.Jared: I'm going to ask one more time, Richard, 880 01:02:46,342 --> 01:02:49,368 kindly remove your sunglasses. 881 01:02:49,412 --> 01:02:52,074 [ low growling ] 882 01:02:54,317 --> 01:02:56,478 Very well, then... 883 01:02:56,519 --> 01:03:00,182 why don't you tell us about school? 884 01:03:00,223 --> 01:03:02,418 Tell us about school. 885 01:03:04,627 --> 01:03:08,085 - Ciggy. - Oh, Ri-- don't smoke. 886 01:03:09,732 --> 01:03:10,892 You're not allowed to smoke here, Richard... 887 01:03:10,934 --> 01:03:15,928 - ...I don't think-- - My name is not Richard. 888 01:03:18,074 --> 01:03:20,042 - Then what is it? - Dick. 889 01:03:20,076 --> 01:03:22,101 - What? - Dick. 890 01:03:22,145 --> 01:03:25,842 You heard me. Dick. 891 01:03:25,882 --> 01:03:28,976 No. Your name is Richard. 892 01:03:29,018 --> 01:03:31,714 Sorry, it's Dick. 893 01:03:34,791 --> 01:03:40,388 Well, then-- Dick, how is school? 894 01:03:40,430 --> 01:03:42,796 It sucks cock. 895 01:03:45,135 --> 01:03:47,296 [ coughing ] 896 01:03:49,205 --> 01:03:51,230 Yeah, it does. 897 01:03:51,274 --> 01:03:54,801 And what classes are you taking-- Dick? 898 01:03:56,513 --> 01:03:58,572 "Gang Bang 101," 899 01:03:58,615 --> 01:04:00,446 "Freebase Tutorial"... 900 01:04:00,483 --> 01:04:03,509 [ whispers ] and "Oral Sex Workshop." 901 01:04:08,324 --> 01:04:11,623 [ nervous laughter ] 902 01:04:11,661 --> 01:04:14,721 Well, then, how are you liking that, Dick? 903 01:04:14,764 --> 01:04:16,664 [ rude moaning ] 904 01:04:16,699 --> 01:04:18,496 [ chuckles ] Yeah. 905 01:04:20,837 --> 01:04:22,828 "How do you like that?" 906 01:04:25,141 --> 01:04:27,371 What has happened to you? 907 01:04:27,410 --> 01:04:29,378 What do you mean, what has happened to me? 908 01:04:29,412 --> 01:04:30,709 What do you think? 909 01:04:30,747 --> 01:04:33,944 I can see what that school has done to you. 910 01:04:33,983 --> 01:04:37,646 Maybe perhaps Paul and I should go upstairs-- 911 01:04:37,687 --> 01:04:39,177 - Mrs.Jared: No. - Mrs.Denton: No? 912 01:04:39,222 --> 01:04:41,087 No. If anyone is going to leave this table, 913 01:04:41,124 --> 01:04:43,422 - it's going to be Richard. - It's Dick! 914 01:04:43,459 --> 01:04:46,087 Leave the table now, Richard. 915 01:04:46,129 --> 01:04:48,996 [ mock whining ] Why? Why? 916 01:04:49,032 --> 01:04:51,592 I'm asking you to leave the table, now. 917 01:04:51,634 --> 01:04:53,602 [ snidely ] No, no, no... 918 01:04:53,636 --> 01:04:57,970 I will not leave the table. No! 919 01:04:58,007 --> 01:05:00,305 Leave the table! 920 01:05:00,343 --> 01:05:03,244 [ howls ] Well, fuck you-ooo! 921 01:05:04,681 --> 01:05:08,742 And fuck you. And fuck you, pretty boy. 922 01:05:08,785 --> 01:05:11,515 And fuck you all very much. 923 01:05:12,689 --> 01:05:14,816 I'm outta here. 924 01:05:16,259 --> 01:05:18,386 [ thumps ] Have a good one! 925 01:05:30,907 --> 01:05:33,102 Mrs.Jared: Oh, everything's fine now. 926 01:05:33,142 --> 01:05:35,508 No, really. I'm terribly sorry. 927 01:05:35,545 --> 01:05:37,911 - Man: Are you sure, ma'am? - Oh, positive. Yes. 928 01:05:37,947 --> 01:05:40,507 - My son isn't well. - Yeah. 929 01:05:40,550 --> 01:05:42,347 He's-- well, not well. 930 01:05:42,385 --> 01:05:44,216 He's been under a lot of stress, midterms starting... 931 01:05:44,254 --> 01:05:47,690 School. Yes, of course. 932 01:05:47,724 --> 01:05:49,919 I would like another Vodka Collins. 933 01:05:49,959 --> 01:05:51,927 Eve, would you like anything? 934 01:05:51,961 --> 01:05:56,330 Yes-- well, I mean, no, no. 935 01:05:56,366 --> 01:05:58,391 Go ahead. 936 01:05:58,434 --> 01:06:00,299 Get her another one. 937 01:06:00,336 --> 01:06:02,827 - Please. - Thank you, Paul. 938 01:06:02,872 --> 01:06:05,602 Sure, Mom. 939 01:06:07,777 --> 01:06:09,745 You know, 940 01:06:09,779 --> 01:06:13,408 I think my next car 941 01:06:13,449 --> 01:06:15,917 is going to be blue. 942 01:06:15,952 --> 01:06:18,216 Blue, don't you think? Avery dark blue. 943 01:06:18,254 --> 01:06:20,313 What do you think, Paul? 944 01:06:23,159 --> 01:06:25,127 Blue. 945 01:06:34,937 --> 01:06:36,905 Baby girl, where you at? 946 01:06:36,939 --> 01:06:39,203 Got no strings, got men attached 947 01:06:39,242 --> 01:06:43,474 Can't stop that feeling for long, no 948 01:06:43,513 --> 01:06:45,481 You making dogs wanna beg 949 01:06:45,515 --> 01:06:47,779 Breaking them off your fancy legs 950 01:06:47,817 --> 01:06:52,777 But they make you feel right at home, now 951 01:06:52,822 --> 01:06:57,725 See all these illusions just take us too long 952 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,160 And I want it bad 953 01:07:00,196 --> 01:07:02,528 Because you walk pretty, because you talk pretty 954 01:07:02,565 --> 01:07:06,092 'Cause you make me sick and I'm not leaving 955 01:07:06,135 --> 01:07:10,231 Till you're leaving oh, I swear there's something 956 01:07:10,273 --> 01:07:12,332 When she's pumping asking for a raise... 957 01:07:12,375 --> 01:07:15,003 Those are grown in shit. 958 01:07:15,044 --> 01:07:17,410 So does she want me to buy her things? 959 01:07:17,447 --> 01:07:20,280 On my house, on my job on my loot, shoes 960 01:07:20,316 --> 01:07:23,012 My shirt, my crew, my mind my father's last name? 961 01:07:23,052 --> 01:07:25,179 When I get you alone... 962 01:07:25,221 --> 01:07:27,951 Thank God you're still dealing. 963 01:07:27,990 --> 01:07:30,891 So where's Lauren? 964 01:07:30,927 --> 01:07:33,487 She's out of town. 965 01:07:33,529 --> 01:07:37,090 Do you have a thing for her? 966 01:07:37,133 --> 01:07:40,102 She won't put out. You know that, right? 967 01:07:40,136 --> 01:07:44,197 She's got this little boyfriend who she's saving herself for. 968 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:47,403 You're just wasting your time and money. 969 01:07:47,443 --> 01:07:50,071 She's got a boyfriend? 970 01:07:50,113 --> 01:07:54,140 All these intrusions just take us too long 971 01:07:54,183 --> 01:07:57,016 And I want you so bad 972 01:07:57,053 --> 01:07:59,419 Because you walk city, because you talk city 973 01:07:59,455 --> 01:08:01,389 'Cause you make me sick... 974 01:08:01,424 --> 01:08:03,892 Yes, yes, yes. 975 01:08:03,926 --> 01:08:08,522 Yes, yes, oh, oh, oh--! 976 01:08:20,977 --> 01:08:22,945 Hi, Sean. 977 01:08:35,158 --> 01:08:37,353 Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop. 978 01:08:37,393 --> 01:08:39,452 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... 979 01:08:41,063 --> 01:08:43,463 Sean's voice: Disillusionment strikes. 980 01:08:43,499 --> 01:08:45,467 After all my pining for Lauren, 981 01:08:45,501 --> 01:08:48,732 this-- her roommate. 982 01:08:48,771 --> 01:08:51,262 The inevitable conclusion. 983 01:08:51,307 --> 01:08:55,437 It's like bad poetry-- and then what? 984 01:08:55,478 --> 01:08:57,673 I'm still hard, so I keep on going. 985 01:08:57,713 --> 01:09:02,150 She's groaning now. Humping up, down, up. 986 01:09:02,185 --> 01:09:04,483 Is it ever going to end? 987 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,613 I should never have done this. 988 01:09:06,656 --> 01:09:09,090 I should have kept it innocent. 989 01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:11,218 God, oh yes. 990 01:09:11,260 --> 01:09:14,058 I put my hand over her mouth. 991 01:09:14,096 --> 01:09:16,792 She comes, licking my palms, snorting. 992 01:09:18,034 --> 01:09:20,832 It's over. 993 01:09:20,870 --> 01:09:22,997 Kleenex. 994 01:09:49,031 --> 01:09:52,797 What's wrong? I told you I came. 995 01:09:57,306 --> 01:10:01,402 I was born in a Holiday Inn. 996 01:10:01,444 --> 01:10:04,106 Sean: Better it's not Lauren. Note to self: 997 01:10:04,146 --> 01:10:07,547 never 'shroom again. Only gets you into trouble. 998 01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:12,988 Woman: I've written you this last letter 999 01:10:13,022 --> 01:10:15,252 because I know I'll never have you. 1000 01:10:15,291 --> 01:10:17,350 I stood in a corner and watched you go off with her. 1001 01:10:17,393 --> 01:10:19,691 She's so beneath you. 1002 01:10:19,729 --> 01:10:21,629 You probably did it just to hurt me. 1003 01:10:21,664 --> 01:10:23,427 Well, it worked. You hurt me, 1004 01:10:23,466 --> 01:10:25,559 and now there's nothing else I can do. 1005 01:10:25,601 --> 01:10:28,729 There won't be any more notes. It's last call. 1006 01:10:35,711 --> 01:10:39,841 No, I can't forget this evening 1007 01:10:39,882 --> 01:10:43,443 Or your face as you were leaving 1008 01:10:43,486 --> 01:10:50,790 But I guess that's just the way the story goes 1009 01:10:50,826 --> 01:10:54,421 You always smile but in your eyes 1010 01:10:54,463 --> 01:10:58,559 Your sorrow shows 1011 01:10:58,601 --> 01:11:03,095 Yes, it shows 1012 01:11:06,142 --> 01:11:09,771 No, I can't forget tomorrow 1013 01:11:09,812 --> 01:11:14,306 When I think of all my sorrow 1014 01:11:14,350 --> 01:11:16,284 When I had you there 1015 01:11:16,319 --> 01:11:20,756 But then I let you go 1016 01:11:20,790 --> 01:11:23,258 And now it's only fair 1017 01:11:23,292 --> 01:11:28,093 That I should let you know 1018 01:11:28,130 --> 01:11:33,090 What you should know... 1019 01:11:33,135 --> 01:11:36,366 Know... 1020 01:11:36,405 --> 01:11:41,934 I can't live 1021 01:11:41,978 --> 01:11:43,878 If living is without you 1022 01:11:43,913 --> 01:11:47,212 I can't live 1023 01:11:47,249 --> 01:11:51,083 I can't give anymore 1024 01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:55,056 I can't live 1025 01:11:55,091 --> 01:11:58,492 If living is without you 1026 01:11:58,527 --> 01:12:02,088 I can't give 1027 01:12:02,131 --> 01:12:07,296 I can't give anymore 1028 01:12:07,336 --> 01:12:11,067 Well, I can't forget this evening 1029 01:12:11,107 --> 01:12:14,565 Or your face as you were leaving 1030 01:12:14,610 --> 01:12:21,277 But I guess that's just the way the story goes 1031 01:12:21,317 --> 01:12:25,344 You always smile but in your eyes 1032 01:12:25,388 --> 01:12:28,915 Your sorrow shows 1033 01:12:28,958 --> 01:12:34,021 Yes, it shows... 1034 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:26,841 [ rapid dripping ] 1035 01:14:18,067 --> 01:14:20,695 I only did it with her because I'm in love with you. 1036 01:14:29,478 --> 01:14:30,968 [ bangs ] 1037 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:37,447 [ sobs ] 1038 01:15:27,803 --> 01:15:29,771 [ crying, sobbing ] 1039 01:16:19,822 --> 01:16:21,949 Lauren, I love you. 1040 01:16:24,126 --> 01:16:26,253 Laur-- 1041 01:16:28,597 --> 01:16:30,428 - Lauren--! - Leave, Sean! 1042 01:16:30,466 --> 01:16:32,730 Since when does fucking somebody else 1043 01:16:32,768 --> 01:16:34,895 mean that I'm not faithful to you? 1044 01:16:34,937 --> 01:16:37,030 Lauren... 1045 01:16:40,142 --> 01:16:43,839 She's not ever going to want see you again. 1046 01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:53,281 Lara: Face it... 1047 01:16:53,322 --> 01:16:56,155 you fucked up. 1048 01:17:21,984 --> 01:17:24,578 [ phone ringing ] 1049 01:17:27,990 --> 01:17:30,652 [ ringing ] 1050 01:17:34,997 --> 01:17:36,794 [ ringing continues ] 1051 01:17:54,817 --> 01:17:57,684 - Hello? - Frenchman: Hello? 1052 01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,153 Hello? 1053 01:17:59,188 --> 01:18:01,520 - Hello, Bertrand? - Bertrand's not in. 1054 01:18:01,557 --> 01:18:03,923 Is it Jean-Jacques? Hello? 1055 01:18:39,428 --> 01:18:41,419 Lauren... 1056 01:18:51,507 --> 01:18:53,600 [ groans ] 1057 01:18:57,980 --> 01:19:01,347 Fuck! Fuck! 1058 01:19:12,327 --> 01:19:14,557 Come on. 1059 01:20:00,242 --> 01:20:02,301 Woman announcer: Results are evident in a few short weeks. 1060 01:20:02,344 --> 01:20:03,971 Male announcer: Call and order your bottle of "Longitude" 1061 01:20:04,012 --> 01:20:07,573 having your credit card ready and calling 1-800-518-3492. 1062 01:20:07,616 --> 01:20:10,084 That's 1-800-518-3492. 1063 01:20:10,119 --> 01:20:12,815 Imagine the look on her face if you were much larger. 1064 01:20:12,855 --> 01:20:15,346 Call now-- 1-800-518-3492. 1065 01:20:15,390 --> 01:20:17,688 Or visit them online at LongitudeCapsules.com. 1066 01:20:17,726 --> 01:20:21,093 - Typical. - Radio: WTNA-- 1067 01:20:21,130 --> 01:20:23,724 Tom and Andy-- More music. 1068 01:20:32,407 --> 01:20:35,774 Could be wrong 1069 01:20:35,811 --> 01:20:39,303 I could be right 1070 01:20:43,752 --> 01:20:46,721 Could be wrong... 1071 01:20:49,491 --> 01:20:52,016 I could be wrong I could be right... 1072 01:21:09,511 --> 01:21:11,638 Sean...? 1073 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:13,978 May the road rise with you 1074 01:21:14,016 --> 01:21:17,975 May the road rise with you... 1075 01:21:25,794 --> 01:21:28,024 Gotcha. 1076 01:21:29,097 --> 01:21:31,657 You're so sad. 1077 01:21:31,700 --> 01:21:34,191 Sean, you're sick. 1078 01:21:37,005 --> 01:21:39,530 Hey... wait a minute. 1079 01:21:50,619 --> 01:21:52,780 Yeah. 1080 01:21:58,660 --> 01:22:01,561 I could be wrong I could be right 1081 01:22:01,597 --> 01:22:04,361 I could be black I could be white... 1082 01:22:07,669 --> 01:22:10,604 [ woman sobbing ] 1083 01:22:13,976 --> 01:22:15,944 Victor: Took a charter flight on a DC-10 to London, 1084 01:22:15,978 --> 01:22:17,946 landed at Heathrow. Took a cab to the city center. 1085 01:22:17,980 --> 01:22:19,709 Don't let people lie to you, hostels are for the ugly. 1086 01:22:19,748 --> 01:22:21,511 I'm staying at Home House, the most beautiful hotel. 1087 01:22:21,550 --> 01:22:23,518 Called a friend from school who was selling hash, 1088 01:22:23,552 --> 01:22:25,213 but she wasn't in. Met a couple of Brits 1089 01:22:25,254 --> 01:22:26,721 who take me to of all places, Camden Street. 1090 01:22:26,755 --> 01:22:28,848 I flirt a bit at the Virgin Megastore, buy some CDs, 1091 01:22:28,890 --> 01:22:30,881 then follow some girls with pink hair. 1092 01:22:30,926 --> 01:22:32,894 I wandered around trying to get laid until it started to rain, 1093 01:22:32,928 --> 01:22:34,589 then went back to Home House. "Ministry of Sound" is dead, 1094 01:22:34,630 --> 01:22:36,325 so I go to "Rem Forum," but it's "Gay Night." 1095 01:22:36,365 --> 01:22:38,993 I find one hetero girl and we dry-hump on the dance floor. 1096 01:22:39,034 --> 01:22:41,059 We cab it back to Home House, I strip her clothes off 1097 01:22:41,103 --> 01:22:43,401 suck her toes and we fuck. Hung out for four or five days, 1098 01:22:43,438 --> 01:22:45,303 met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold. 1099 01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:46,671 Kept missing the Changing of the Guards. 1100 01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:48,676 Wrote my mom a postcard I never sent, bought speed 1101 01:22:48,710 --> 01:22:50,575 from an Italian junkie trying to sell me a stolen bike. 1102 01:22:50,612 --> 01:22:52,637 Smoked a lot of hash that had too much tobacco in it. 1103 01:22:52,681 --> 01:22:53,978 Saw the Tate. Saw Big Ben. 1104 01:22:54,016 --> 01:22:56,177 Ate a lot of weird English food. It rained a lot. 1105 01:22:56,218 --> 01:22:58,118 It was expensive and I'm jonesing-- split for Amsterdam. 1106 01:22:58,153 --> 01:23:00,144 The Dutch all know English so I didn't have to speak Dutch, 1107 01:23:00,188 --> 01:23:02,349 which was a relief. I cruise the red light district, 1108 01:23:02,391 --> 01:23:04,154 visit a sex show, visit a sex museum, 1109 01:23:04,192 --> 01:23:06,285 smoke a lot of hash. I meet a Dutch TV actress 1110 01:23:06,328 --> 01:23:07,818 and we drink absinthe at a bar called "Absinthe." 1111 01:23:07,863 --> 01:23:10,024 The museums were cool. Lots of Van Goghs 1112 01:23:10,065 --> 01:23:11,657 and the Vermeers were intense. Wandered around, 1113 01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:13,497 bought a lot of pastries, ate some intense waffles. 1114 01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:16,060 Bought some coke and I cruised the red light district 1115 01:23:16,104 --> 01:23:18,572 I found some blonde with big tits that reminds me of Lara. 1116 01:23:18,607 --> 01:23:20,734 I gave her 100 guilders. In the end, she pulls me out, 1117 01:23:20,776 --> 01:23:22,437 I come between her tits even though I'm wearing a rubber. 1118 01:23:22,477 --> 01:23:25,105 We made small talk about AIDS, her Moroccan pimp and herself. 1119 01:23:25,147 --> 01:23:26,478 I wake to the sound of a wino singing. 1120 01:23:26,515 --> 01:23:28,506 It's 8:00 a.m. and hot as blazes. 1121 01:23:28,550 --> 01:23:30,381 I pretend to ice-skate around Central Station. 1122 01:23:30,419 --> 01:23:32,887 Trade songs with a Kiwi girl, then split for Paris 1123 01:23:32,921 --> 01:23:34,912 Wandered the Champs-Elysees, climbed the Eiffel Tower 1124 01:23:34,956 --> 01:23:36,947 for only seven francs-- the ticket machine was broken. 1125 01:23:36,992 --> 01:23:38,459 Got the hang of the Metro, took it everywhere. 1126 01:23:38,493 --> 01:23:40,984 Ford model party, hooked up with a model named Karina. 1127 01:23:41,029 --> 01:23:43,623 She chugs my cock at the Marriott, which is good. 1128 01:23:43,665 --> 01:23:46,429 Played billiards, went shopping I think she gave me mono. 1129 01:23:46,468 --> 01:23:48,459 Drove a Ferrari that belonged to the Saudi royal family. 1130 01:23:48,503 --> 01:23:50,471 Made out with a Dutch model in front of the Louvre. 1131 01:23:50,505 --> 01:23:52,405 Saw the Arc de Triomphe-- almost became road kill. 1132 01:23:52,441 --> 01:23:55,069 "Oakie" invites me to Dublin, I catch an Aer Lingus flight, 1133 01:23:55,110 --> 01:23:57,408 stay at the Morrison-- Dublin rocks like you can't imagine. 1134 01:23:57,446 --> 01:23:59,539 Oakenfold lets me spin some discs with him. 1135 01:23:59,581 --> 01:24:01,674 Irish girls are small as leprechauns. 1136 01:24:01,717 --> 01:24:03,344 I swap hickeys with a drunk woman after groping my abs 1137 01:24:03,385 --> 01:24:04,943 and calling me "Mr.LA." She strips for me 1138 01:24:04,986 --> 01:24:06,317 in the bathroom of the club. Sneak into the Guinness factory 1139 01:24:06,355 --> 01:24:08,448 and steal some stout so good my dick goes hard. 1140 01:24:08,490 --> 01:24:10,481 I fly to Barcelona which is a bust. 1141 01:24:10,525 --> 01:24:12,516 Too many fat American students, too many lame meat markets. 1142 01:24:12,561 --> 01:24:14,051 I dropped acid at the Sagrada Familia, 1143 01:24:14,096 --> 01:24:15,723 which was a trip, to say the least. 1144 01:24:15,764 --> 01:24:17,231 Cruise up the coast to Museo Gala Dali, 1145 01:24:17,265 --> 01:24:18,892 but had no more acid, which sucked. 1146 01:24:18,934 --> 01:24:20,561 Some girl from Canada calls me on my cell, 1147 01:24:20,602 --> 01:24:22,502 so I let her listen to the church bells. 1148 01:24:22,537 --> 01:24:24,164 Canta Cruz is beautiful but there are no girls there, 1149 01:24:24,206 --> 01:24:25,764 just old hippies. So I went to Switzerland 1150 01:24:25,807 --> 01:24:27,638 where, ironically, I couldn't find anyone with the time. 1151 01:24:27,676 --> 01:24:29,667 Took Glacier Express to Shiltone 1152 01:24:29,711 --> 01:24:31,406 which is beautiful in a way I can't describe. 1153 01:24:31,446 --> 01:24:33,414 EuroPass into Italy, ended up in Venice, 1154 01:24:33,448 --> 01:24:34,642 met a hot girl who looks like Rachel Leigh Cook, 1155 01:24:34,683 --> 01:24:35,911 and speaks better English than I do. 1156 01:24:35,951 --> 01:24:37,976 She's living for a year on only $5.00 a day. 1157 01:24:38,019 --> 01:24:40,419 We gondola around, buy hash. She thinks I'm a capitalist-- 1158 01:24:40,455 --> 01:24:42,514 my room costs more for one night than her entire trip. 1159 01:24:42,557 --> 01:24:44,650 She doesn't mind much when I pay the bills. I ditch her 1160 01:24:44,693 --> 01:24:46,251 and hook up with a couple who obviously want a threesome. 1161 01:24:46,294 --> 01:24:49,457 Much tension, but the doofus offers to drive me to Rome, 1162 01:24:49,498 --> 01:24:52,228 an offer I jump at. Traffic's bad, we're stopped for hours. 1163 01:24:52,267 --> 01:24:55,134 The wife's a freak. The guy wigs out on me. 1164 01:24:55,170 --> 01:24:57,661 It's like a Polanski film. We stop in Florence, 1165 01:24:57,706 --> 01:24:59,435 where I see some big dome. A bomb goes off 1166 01:24:59,474 --> 01:25:01,339 I lose the weird couple, which is probably for the best. 1167 01:25:01,376 --> 01:25:03,276 Ended up in Rome, which is big and hot and dirty. 1168 01:25:03,311 --> 01:25:05,279 Just like LA, but with ruins. I went to the Vatican, 1169 01:25:05,313 --> 01:25:07,247 which is ridiculously opulent. Stood for two hours 1170 01:25:07,282 --> 01:25:09,944 to get into the Sistine Chapel, which now cleaned, looks fake. 1171 01:25:09,985 --> 01:25:11,509 I meet two underage Italian girls who I try to talk 1172 01:25:11,553 --> 01:25:13,851 into fucking each other while I jack off onto them. 1173 01:25:13,889 --> 01:25:15,151 Bored, I buy them some ice cream instead. 1174 01:25:15,190 --> 01:25:16,680 My hotel has a gym, so I work out. 1175 01:25:16,725 --> 01:25:18,818 I bump into some guy from Camden who says he knows me, 1176 01:25:18,860 --> 01:25:20,828 but I'm sure that he's a fag, so I lose him. 1177 01:25:20,862 --> 01:25:22,329 I try to fart and instead shit my pants. 1178 01:25:22,364 --> 01:25:24,798 In my room I masturbate and have a pain in my groin. 1179 01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:26,960 I dream about a beautiful girl, half in water, 1180 01:25:27,002 --> 01:25:28,902 stretching her lean body. She asks me if I like it. 1181 01:25:28,937 --> 01:25:30,336 I tell her she can clean fish with it. 1182 01:25:30,372 --> 01:25:32,135 I don't know what it means, but I wake well-rested, 1183 01:25:32,174 --> 01:25:33,937 masturbate in the shower, and check out. 1184 01:25:33,975 --> 01:25:36,967 Make my way back to London, hang out in Piccadilly Circus. 1185 01:25:37,012 --> 01:25:39,344 Swap shirts with some upper-crusty Cambridge chick. 1186 01:25:39,381 --> 01:25:41,372 Hers was an Agnes B.; mine, it cost me my Chanel. 1187 01:25:41,416 --> 01:25:43,407 She acts stuffy and prudish, but is really wild underneath. 1188 01:25:43,452 --> 01:25:45,579 She barely looks at my abs, though she wants to. 1189 01:25:45,620 --> 01:25:47,611 The next day I drop acid and get lost in the subway 1190 01:25:47,656 --> 01:25:49,351 for a full day and can't find my way out. 1191 01:25:49,391 --> 01:25:51,256 I meet a cute girl that lets me jack off onto her 1192 01:25:51,293 --> 01:25:53,056 as long as no come gets onto her Paul Smith coat. 1193 01:25:53,094 --> 01:25:54,857 We get stoned while listening to Michael Jackson records. 1194 01:25:54,896 --> 01:25:56,864 The next morning, I wake up talking to myself. 1195 01:25:56,898 --> 01:25:58,889 I had a big bump on my head from flailing in my sleep. 1196 01:25:58,934 --> 01:26:00,925 I get my stuff and barely make my plane 1197 01:26:00,969 --> 01:26:02,903 back to the United States. I no longer know who I am 1198 01:26:02,938 --> 01:26:05,634 and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger. 1199 01:26:09,744 --> 01:26:11,735 So then I ended up back here. 1200 01:26:11,780 --> 01:26:15,614 I'm so there when school's out, you don't even know. 1201 01:26:15,650 --> 01:26:18,676 No, I do know. And you don't know until you do know. 1202 01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:21,314 And you have to go there to know. 1203 01:26:21,356 --> 01:26:23,722 You still fucking that girl from Hawaii-- Page? 1204 01:26:23,758 --> 01:26:26,192 Oh, no, man. I gave up on that shit. 1205 01:26:26,228 --> 01:26:29,959 She had issues. I moved on to this chick named Candice. 1206 01:26:29,998 --> 01:26:31,693 - Yeah? - She's great. 1207 01:26:31,733 --> 01:26:33,496 Did you fuck like a racehorse? 1208 01:26:33,535 --> 01:26:36,095 You know it, brother. 1209 01:26:36,137 --> 01:26:39,800 - I met a girl. - Did you score some hot poon? 1210 01:26:39,841 --> 01:26:42,071 It's not about that. 1211 01:26:43,245 --> 01:26:44,507 No... 1212 01:26:44,546 --> 01:26:48,778 it's about good times and cuddling up. 1213 01:26:48,817 --> 01:26:52,651 She's a fag hag, right? 1214 01:26:52,687 --> 01:26:55,247 It's cool because they're fun and they like to dance. 1215 01:26:55,290 --> 01:26:57,986 I tell you, Victor, 1216 01:26:58,026 --> 01:27:00,494 I think I'm in love with this girl. 1217 01:27:00,529 --> 01:27:03,362 She's sweet. She's pure. 1218 01:27:03,398 --> 01:27:06,526 She's innocent. 1219 01:27:06,568 --> 01:27:08,968 She's a virgin. 1220 01:27:10,505 --> 01:27:12,473 Mitch: How young is she? 1221 01:27:12,507 --> 01:27:15,476 "Out of the car seat, onto my meat." 1222 01:27:15,510 --> 01:27:18,001 "If she's bleeding, I'm breeding." 1223 01:27:18,046 --> 01:27:21,982 "If there's grass on the field, play ball," you know? 1224 01:27:22,017 --> 01:27:25,009 Mitch: "Old enough to pee, old enough for me." 1225 01:27:25,053 --> 01:27:27,146 Yeah. 1226 01:27:29,724 --> 01:27:31,692 - Ow! - Bateman. 1227 01:27:31,726 --> 01:27:34,058 Bateman. Come on. What's up, man? 1228 01:27:34,095 --> 01:27:36,393 Got any "Toot-ankhamen"? 1229 01:27:41,603 --> 01:27:43,730 Sean: How much you want? 1230 01:27:44,773 --> 01:27:46,365 Three grams. 1231 01:27:46,408 --> 01:27:48,501 300. Up front. 1232 01:27:52,881 --> 01:27:54,678 I don't fucking trust you. 1233 01:27:54,716 --> 01:27:57,048 Tough shit. 1234 01:27:57,085 --> 01:27:59,952 Take Mitchell with you, then. 1235 01:27:59,988 --> 01:28:03,116 - What? - Sean: All right. 1236 01:28:03,158 --> 01:28:05,251 We take your car, and I drive. 1237 01:28:10,198 --> 01:28:11,790 [ chuckles ] 1238 01:28:13,435 --> 01:28:17,599 - Go with him, bitch. - Fucker. Ow! Shit! 1239 01:28:17,639 --> 01:28:20,369 I want change. Bring Daddy back change. 1240 01:28:20,408 --> 01:28:23,172 1000 times... 1241 01:28:26,748 --> 01:28:29,546 Mitch: Would you keep your eyes on the road? 1242 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:34,511 Bitchen ride. You pick the color? 1243 01:28:34,556 --> 01:28:36,524 Yeah, and I don't want you to crash it. 1244 01:28:36,558 --> 01:28:39,493 I didn't realize it came in "banana." 1245 01:28:40,762 --> 01:28:44,493 - Relax. - Mitch: Oh, right. Relax. 1246 01:28:44,532 --> 01:28:46,932 While my car is being used to run a drug deal, 1247 01:28:46,968 --> 01:28:49,334 I'll just sit back and relax. 1248 01:28:49,371 --> 01:28:52,397 I don't give a fuck if we do this deal or not, 1249 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:54,408 but you do. Your girlfriend needs her nose candy. 1250 01:28:54,442 --> 01:28:56,603 Without nose candy, she won't fuck you, and you know it. 1251 01:28:56,645 --> 01:28:58,636 I have my terms, if you don't live up to them, 1252 01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:01,547 you get no pussy. So deal with it. 1253 01:29:09,991 --> 01:29:13,620 Looks kind of dark. Maybe nobody's home. 1254 01:29:13,662 --> 01:29:15,960 Rupert doesn't leave home. 1255 01:29:20,235 --> 01:29:23,261 - I'm gonna wait in the car. - It's okay. Rupert's cool. 1256 01:29:23,304 --> 01:29:26,967 - But I don't want to go in. - Just come in. 1257 01:29:27,008 --> 01:29:29,977 Let's get this over with. 1258 01:29:30,011 --> 01:29:32,172 [ dog barks ] 1259 01:29:36,484 --> 01:29:39,510 [ rap music plays within ] 1260 01:29:39,554 --> 01:29:41,988 [ doorbell rings ] 1261 01:29:42,023 --> 01:29:43,456 [ Jamaican accent ] Who dat? 1262 01:29:43,491 --> 01:29:47,689 "Blouse and skirt." Sean, are you dat, man? 1263 01:29:47,729 --> 01:29:50,061 Just the man we're looking to see tonight. 1264 01:29:50,098 --> 01:29:53,067 Come in out the cold, mon. 1265 01:29:53,101 --> 01:29:58,300 Sean, Sean, Sean, what, bubba? 1266 01:29:58,339 --> 01:30:02,503 You college boys look nice and sweet and sexy. 1267 01:30:02,544 --> 01:30:05,945 Come, mon. Rupert's in the kitchen. 1268 01:30:11,886 --> 01:30:16,721 Rupert, extra chicken in the coop. 1269 01:30:19,127 --> 01:30:21,857 Sean. Who's your friend? 1270 01:30:21,896 --> 01:30:25,263 This is Mitch. 1271 01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:26,631 Mitch. 1272 01:30:26,668 --> 01:30:29,466 - Hi. - You a cop, Mitch? 1273 01:30:29,504 --> 01:30:32,996 - No. - Does he look like a cop? 1274 01:30:33,041 --> 01:30:35,475 How the fuck am I supposed to know? 1275 01:30:35,510 --> 01:30:37,876 Unless he's got a crack pipe stuck to his lip, 1276 01:30:37,912 --> 01:30:40,312 I gotta assume he's fucking "21 Jump Street." 1277 01:30:40,348 --> 01:30:44,478 I'm not "21 Jump Street," whatever that is. 1278 01:30:44,519 --> 01:30:47,147 Where Richard Grieco and Johnny Depp got their start. 1279 01:30:47,188 --> 01:30:49,656 Come on. Where you been? 1280 01:30:49,691 --> 01:30:53,024 You can bet the boy is not a cop. Look upon him. 1281 01:30:53,061 --> 01:30:55,996 Obviously. 1282 01:30:56,030 --> 01:30:59,864 - What can I do you boys for? - Came to pick up some stuff. 1283 01:30:59,901 --> 01:31:02,233 - [ knife whirrs ] - Did you now? 1284 01:31:02,270 --> 01:31:04,568 Where's my money, God damn it, Bateman? 1285 01:31:06,174 --> 01:31:08,165 Don't act crazy, man. Me and my buddy Mitch 1286 01:31:08,209 --> 01:31:10,769 just came by to pick up a couple of grams. 1287 01:31:10,812 --> 01:31:13,645 What the fuck's this? 1288 01:31:15,383 --> 01:31:17,078 $300? 1289 01:31:17,118 --> 01:31:21,418 You owe me $3,000, asshole. Where's my fucking money? 1290 01:31:21,456 --> 01:31:23,720 Hey, wait a minute. Wait. 1291 01:31:23,758 --> 01:31:25,521 I'm gonna wait in the car. Excuse me. 1292 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:27,187 Wait. 1293 01:31:27,228 --> 01:31:29,696 Wait for what, asshole? You owe me some fucking money! 1294 01:31:29,731 --> 01:31:31,699 Listen... 1295 01:31:32,734 --> 01:31:34,565 ...he's got it. 1296 01:31:34,602 --> 01:31:36,593 I don't know what the hell is going on. 1297 01:31:36,638 --> 01:31:38,833 I just-- I came here for some blow, man. 1298 01:31:38,873 --> 01:31:40,773 Come on, Mitchell, give Rupert his money. 1299 01:31:40,809 --> 01:31:42,834 What the fuck are you talking about? 1300 01:31:42,877 --> 01:31:46,176 - Give Rupert his money! - I'm gonna go wait in the car. 1301 01:31:46,214 --> 01:31:48,739 Hey, boy! Don't better fuck with us. 1302 01:31:48,783 --> 01:31:50,842 This is absolute shit! 1303 01:31:50,885 --> 01:31:53,877 I don't even know what you're talking about. 1304 01:31:53,922 --> 01:31:55,446 Wait! This guy! 1305 01:31:55,490 --> 01:32:00,086 - Do you really have it? - I don't-- this guy-- I-- 1306 01:32:00,128 --> 01:32:01,720 You owe me some fucking money! 1307 01:32:01,763 --> 01:32:04,891 - Would you fucking tell him?! - Okay. 1308 01:32:04,933 --> 01:32:06,924 He doesn't have it. 1309 01:32:09,938 --> 01:32:11,963 What do you got for me? 1310 01:32:12,006 --> 01:32:14,236 I know you got something. What do you got for me? 1311 01:32:14,275 --> 01:32:16,243 I have this. 1312 01:32:26,888 --> 01:32:29,015 Sean: Back off! Back the fuck off! 1313 01:32:35,930 --> 01:32:37,898 [ screams ] 1314 01:32:47,575 --> 01:32:49,543 Let me in! Let me in, I have the keys! 1315 01:32:49,577 --> 01:32:51,909 I have the keys. Fucking let me in. 1316 01:32:58,720 --> 01:33:00,688 [ howls ] Fuck! 1317 01:33:03,758 --> 01:33:06,591 Are you fucking crazy? 1318 01:33:06,628 --> 01:33:08,926 Define "crazy." 1319 01:33:10,498 --> 01:33:13,729 [ growling, cackling ] Whoo! 1320 01:33:20,141 --> 01:33:22,166 [ mad laughter ] 1321 01:33:26,381 --> 01:33:28,849 - Wasn't that fun? - Fuck you. 1322 01:33:28,883 --> 01:33:30,851 You're a fucking asshole. 1323 01:33:30,885 --> 01:33:32,284 Why don't you do something about it? 1324 01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:34,379 Fuck you! Get out of my fucking car! 1325 01:33:34,422 --> 01:33:37,391 - Take a swing, man. - Give me my keys. 1326 01:33:37,425 --> 01:33:39,552 Come on. I know you want to. 1327 01:33:39,594 --> 01:33:41,562 - Fuck you. - Fucking pussy. 1328 01:33:41,596 --> 01:33:43,461 Get out of my fucking car. 1329 01:33:43,498 --> 01:33:47,594 Get out of my fucking car, you piece of shit. 1330 01:33:47,635 --> 01:33:51,935 Get out! Get out of my car! 1331 01:33:51,973 --> 01:33:54,533 Fucking asshole! 1332 01:33:59,814 --> 01:34:03,147 Mitchell, you're a pussy. 1333 01:34:03,184 --> 01:34:05,414 Asshole! 1334 01:34:05,453 --> 01:34:08,820 Fucking spit in my car. 1335 01:34:08,856 --> 01:34:10,949 [ whimpers ] Fuck. 1336 01:34:19,167 --> 01:34:23,627 Hey there, "Mr. Talk Too Much" 1337 01:34:23,671 --> 01:34:26,299 What's in store for us now? 1338 01:34:26,341 --> 01:34:28,206 [ knock on door ] 1339 01:34:28,242 --> 01:34:32,178 I don't know how to speak to you 1340 01:34:32,213 --> 01:34:35,148 I don't know how to trust in you... 1341 01:34:35,183 --> 01:34:37,276 - [ knocking continues ] - What?! 1342 01:34:39,620 --> 01:34:44,216 - I have good news. - What? 1343 01:34:44,258 --> 01:34:47,022 Victor's back from Europe. 1344 01:34:50,965 --> 01:34:54,264 Really...? 1345 01:34:55,370 --> 01:34:58,897 Really? Shit. 1346 01:34:58,940 --> 01:35:02,432 Sean: Lauren. Wait. 1347 01:35:02,477 --> 01:35:05,275 Don't. Hey-- wait, Lauren. 1348 01:35:06,714 --> 01:35:09,148 - Oh my God. - Can't we talk? 1349 01:35:09,183 --> 01:35:10,878 No! 1350 01:35:10,918 --> 01:35:12,647 Lauren. 1351 01:35:12,687 --> 01:35:15,781 Don't walk-- hey! 1352 01:35:15,823 --> 01:35:18,917 I really did try to kill myself. 1353 01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:21,758 Just before I faked it. 1354 01:35:23,931 --> 01:35:27,298 - Wow. Sean, it's over. - No, it's not. 1355 01:35:27,335 --> 01:35:29,895 Yeah, it is. I'm in love with somebody else. 1356 01:35:31,672 --> 01:35:34,300 - Who? - My old boyfriend Victor. 1357 01:35:34,342 --> 01:35:36,674 And that's none of your fucking business, actually. 1358 01:35:38,413 --> 01:35:41,814 - Fucking Victor? - Yeah. 1359 01:35:45,286 --> 01:35:49,245 Then why the fuck are you writing me letters? 1360 01:35:51,059 --> 01:35:52,686 Wow. 1361 01:35:54,829 --> 01:35:59,289 Deal with it, Sean. It's over. Rock and roll. 1362 01:36:01,035 --> 01:36:03,003 Lauren, I want to know you. 1363 01:36:05,106 --> 01:36:09,304 What does that mean, "know me"? "Know me." 1364 01:36:09,343 --> 01:36:11,607 Nobody knows anyone else, ever! 1365 01:36:11,646 --> 01:36:15,138 You will never, ever know me. 1366 01:36:59,393 --> 01:37:01,953 Holy shit. 1367 01:37:10,071 --> 01:37:12,039 Ahem-- 1368 01:37:14,642 --> 01:37:18,976 You do not know what a drag it is to see you right now. 1369 01:37:24,552 --> 01:37:26,144 Look-- 1370 01:37:26,187 --> 01:37:28,155 yeah-- 1371 01:37:29,724 --> 01:37:33,387 You smell really good 1372 01:37:33,427 --> 01:37:35,793 but I don't know who you are. 1373 01:37:35,830 --> 01:37:38,424 Victor, shut up. It's me. 1374 01:37:38,466 --> 01:37:42,835 Oh, of course. How are... you? 1375 01:37:42,870 --> 01:37:46,306 How long have you been here? Why haven't you called? 1376 01:37:49,810 --> 01:37:51,607 I... 1377 01:37:51,646 --> 01:37:54,171 This is embarrassing. I'm sorry-- 1378 01:37:54,215 --> 01:37:55,682 It's all right. 1379 01:37:55,716 --> 01:37:59,652 I don't have the slightest idea who you are right now. 1380 01:37:59,687 --> 01:38:03,589 Really, it's... it's totally blank. 1381 01:38:05,993 --> 01:38:10,760 - Yeah, it is. - Should I know you? 1382 01:38:17,605 --> 01:38:21,132 It's great seeing you, really. 1383 01:38:59,547 --> 01:39:01,515 Hey, man. 1384 01:39:08,889 --> 01:39:11,483 Looks like it's gonna be a cold one. 1385 01:39:17,098 --> 01:39:19,066 You know... 1386 01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:23,002 I find myself talking to you when you're not even around-- 1387 01:39:23,037 --> 01:39:25,665 just carrying on conversations. 1388 01:39:25,706 --> 01:39:28,436 I wish you wouldn't tell me shit like that. 1389 01:39:28,476 --> 01:39:30,307 But, Sean, I don't-- 1390 01:39:30,344 --> 01:39:33,074 You've got the wrong idea. I don't want to be with you. 1391 01:39:35,783 --> 01:39:39,776 What do you mean? No, I just-- 1392 01:39:39,820 --> 01:39:44,553 want to know you. Just want to know who you are. 1393 01:39:44,592 --> 01:39:47,060 Sean: No one will ever know anyone. 1394 01:39:48,396 --> 01:39:50,864 You're not ever gonna know me. 1395 01:39:50,898 --> 01:39:54,766 What the hell does that mean? 1396 01:39:54,802 --> 01:39:57,270 It means, Paul, 1397 01:39:57,305 --> 01:40:01,674 you're not ever gonna know me. 1398 01:40:01,709 --> 01:40:05,440 Figure it out. Deal with it. 1399 01:40:07,882 --> 01:40:10,407 Fuck you, Bateman. 1400 01:40:12,053 --> 01:40:14,578 Fuck you, Bateman! 1401 01:40:16,957 --> 01:40:19,152 Fuck you! 1402 01:40:25,900 --> 01:40:28,994 [ sobbing ] Fuck... you! 1403 01:41:06,207 --> 01:41:08,402 [ door bangs ] 1404 01:41:20,988 --> 01:41:23,957 Welcome to "Buford T. Pusser County." 1405 01:41:30,731 --> 01:41:33,598 You wanna fuck with me? You wanna fuck with me? 1406 01:41:33,634 --> 01:41:36,330 I'll show you fucking! 1407 01:41:36,370 --> 01:41:38,133 [ speaking Jamaican patois ] 1408 01:41:38,172 --> 01:41:40,663 You hear what Guest said, motherfucker? 1409 01:41:40,708 --> 01:41:42,938 I have your money, my brother wired it into my account. 1410 01:41:42,977 --> 01:41:46,811 You got the money? It was that easy, motherfucker? 1411 01:41:46,847 --> 01:41:48,974 Fuck you, motherfucker. 1412 01:41:49,016 --> 01:41:51,041 How goddamn funny you think this is? 1413 01:43:47,568 --> 01:43:49,968 How are you, Miss Hynde? 1414 01:43:51,105 --> 01:43:53,767 Okay. 1415 01:43:53,807 --> 01:43:56,105 How have you been... 1416 01:43:56,143 --> 01:43:57,735 Mr.Denton? 1417 01:43:57,778 --> 01:44:00,269 Okay. 1418 01:44:26,440 --> 01:44:29,102 He really likes you. 1419 01:44:29,143 --> 01:44:31,839 That's great. 1420 01:44:34,815 --> 01:44:38,046 Listen-- were you putting notes in his box? 1421 01:44:38,085 --> 01:44:40,053 Whose box? 1422 01:44:42,356 --> 01:44:45,883 I thought you were putting notes in his box. 1423 01:44:45,926 --> 01:44:49,362 Purple ones? Love letters? 1424 01:44:49,396 --> 01:44:53,093 No, I didn't put notes into anybody's box. 1425 01:44:53,133 --> 01:44:56,364 You didn't? 1426 01:44:56,403 --> 01:44:58,997 Wrong person. 1427 01:44:59,039 --> 01:45:01,303 Wasn't me. 1428 01:45:04,345 --> 01:45:08,441 - Then there's someone else. - Doesn't matter anyway. 1429 01:45:08,482 --> 01:45:11,178 Not to people like him. 1430 01:45:17,591 --> 01:45:20,719 Not to people like us. 1431 01:45:56,497 --> 01:45:59,933 Sean: I started driving faster as I left the college behind. 1432 01:45:59,967 --> 01:46:02,094 I didn't know where I was going. 1433 01:46:02,136 --> 01:46:04,934 Someplace unoccupied, I hoped. 1434 01:46:04,972 --> 01:46:06,963 At first I thought there were things about her 1435 01:46:07,007 --> 01:46:11,034 that I would never forget, but in the end, 1436 01:46:11,078 --> 01:46:13,376 all I could think about was-- 1437 01:46:15,015 --> 01:46:18,883 We'll be together again 1438 01:46:18,919 --> 01:46:22,582 I've been waiting for a long time 1439 01:46:22,623 --> 01:46:26,559 We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again 1440 01:46:26,593 --> 01:46:30,791 I've been connected to the right line 1441 01:46:30,831 --> 01:46:34,767 We'll be together and nobody ain't never 1442 01:46:34,802 --> 01:46:38,602 Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us 1443 01:46:38,639 --> 01:46:42,473 Or say to us you've got to... stop! 1444 01:46:42,509 --> 01:46:46,138 Stand there where you are, before you go too far 1445 01:46:46,180 --> 01:46:50,378 Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! 1446 01:46:50,417 --> 01:46:54,080 Don't jump before you look, get hung upon a hook 1447 01:46:54,121 --> 01:46:58,387 Before you make a fool out of love 1448 01:47:02,963 --> 01:47:06,865 We'll be together again 1449 01:47:06,900 --> 01:47:10,597 I've been waiting for a long time 1450 01:47:10,637 --> 01:47:14,596 We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again 1451 01:47:14,641 --> 01:47:18,907 I've been connected to the right line 1452 01:47:18,946 --> 01:47:22,848 We'll be together and nobody ain't never 1453 01:47:22,883 --> 01:47:26,785 Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us 1454 01:47:26,820 --> 01:47:30,221 Or say to us you've got to... stop! 1455 01:47:30,257 --> 01:47:34,091 Stand there where you are, before you go too far 1456 01:47:34,128 --> 01:47:38,326 Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! 1457 01:47:38,365 --> 01:47:41,960 Don't jump before you look, get hung upon a hook 1458 01:47:42,002 --> 01:47:46,405 Before you make a fool out of love 1459 01:48:06,927 --> 01:48:10,886 We'll be together and nobody ain't never 1460 01:48:10,931 --> 01:48:14,628 Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us 1461 01:48:14,668 --> 01:48:18,229 Or say to us you've got to... stop! 1462 01:48:18,272 --> 01:48:21,901 Stand there where you are, before you go too far 1463 01:48:21,942 --> 01:48:26,345 Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! 1464 01:48:26,380 --> 01:48:29,975 Don't jump before you look, get hung upon a hook 1465 01:48:30,017 --> 01:48:34,283 Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! 1466 01:48:34,321 --> 01:48:38,189 Stand there where you are, before you go too far 1467 01:48:38,225 --> 01:48:41,956 Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! 1468 01:48:41,995 --> 01:48:45,931 Don't jump before you look, get hung upon a hook 1469 01:48:45,966 --> 01:48:48,958 Before you make a fool out of love 1470 01:48:49,002 --> 01:48:53,439 Stop! Stand there where you are... 1471 01:48:53,473 --> 01:48:56,101 WTNA-- 1472 01:48:56,143 --> 01:48:58,543 Tom and Andy-- More music 1473 01:48:58,579 --> 01:49:01,878 [ male vocal harmonies ] 1474 01:49:11,859 --> 01:49:15,454 You are the one, you make it happen 1475 01:49:15,495 --> 01:49:18,931 The things you do are totally planned 1476 01:49:18,966 --> 01:49:22,595 You are the one, you're so in charge now 1477 01:49:22,636 --> 01:49:26,094 You're going to make a stand, make a stand 1478 01:49:26,139 --> 01:49:29,905 The way you speak when people leave you 1479 01:49:29,943 --> 01:49:33,276 It makes them want to share your goal 1480 01:49:33,313 --> 01:49:36,771 You're not the one in every region 1481 01:49:36,817 --> 01:49:40,810 You know you're in control, in control 1482 01:49:40,854 --> 01:49:44,221 Ba-la ba-lap ba-lap ba-da-ba 1483 01:49:44,258 --> 01:49:47,989 Ba-la ba-lap-bop ba-da-ba 1484 01:49:48,028 --> 01:49:51,464 Ba-da ba-da-ba ba-da ba-ba 1485 01:49:51,498 --> 01:49:54,763 Ba-da ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba 1486 01:49:54,801 --> 01:49:58,293 You are the one, you make it happen 1487 01:49:58,338 --> 01:50:01,865 The things you do are totally planned 1488 01:50:01,909 --> 01:50:05,401 You are the one, you're so in charge now 1489 01:50:05,445 --> 01:50:08,972 You're going to make a stand, make a stand 1490 01:50:09,016 --> 01:50:13,248 The way you speak when people leave you...