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You may now kiss the bride.

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From now on,
he'll take care of you...

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and you'll take care of him.

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He'll make you
big baloney sandwiches...

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and you'll buy him new socks
and a white briefcase.

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And you'll live happily ever after.

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You're the luckiest girl
in the world, Barbie.

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The luckiest girl in the world.

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You are the luckiest girl
in the world.

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When I did Whitney Houston's wedding,
she was even more nervous than you.

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And you look ten times better
than she did.

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No, I don't.

13
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This isn't gonna work.

14
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I'm fat!

15
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And I'm gonna marry
the wrong guy.

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Look at me.

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You are exquisite.

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You're timeless.

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You're the envy of your
future sister-in-law Janice...

20
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whom I overheard say at the last
gown fitting, " Look at those thighs.

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I'd kill for Tracy's thighs."

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But you have more
than great thighs.

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You have the love
of a man named Tom.

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A man who, when he walked into
rehearsal dinner the other day...

25
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said, "I can't believe
she picked me.

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I can't believe I'm marrying the
most beautiful woman I've ever seen."

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That tells me that this marriage
of yours is not only gonna work...

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it's gonna last forever.

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Thank you.

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Oh, Mom, come here.

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Excuse me.

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Hey, what are you doing?

33
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Thank you!

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Keep to areas A, B and E. I don't want
any interference with the video team.

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I know who you're looking for.
They're right downstairs.

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- Father, where are you going?
- Nature calls.

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You must call back later.
We're about to start.

38
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Let's go. Inside.

39
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Good morning.

40
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Penny, stop flirting.
We're going in one.

41
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Penny, go to M-12.
We have a dark Tower choking the AV.

42
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Hi, ma'am. You're in
the preferred seating list.

43
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- If you'll just follow me.
- Bye.

44
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There we go.

45
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Enjoy the wedding
from way back here.

46
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Dark Tower demolished.

47
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All right.
Places, everyone.

48
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Todd, cut the fill lights.

49
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Maestro, on three.

50
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Excuse me, Mary. We can't find
the father of the bride.

51
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That's okay. I got it.
Penny, send over the FOB.

52
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I did, 15 minutes ago.

53
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Cover me up north.
The FOB is MIA.

54
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Oh, no, no, no.
Count to 100 and start again, okay?

55
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Father, you're gonna
have to hold it.

56
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Good.

57
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Hey, guys, we're on.
Come on, put your jackets on.

58
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Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.

59
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I have a 20 on the FOB.

60
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My little girl's
getting married today.

61
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I remember her graduation
from nursery school...

62
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when she was a little girl.

63
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I remember...

64
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like it was yesterday.

65
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- Who are you?
- I'm the wedding planner.

66
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Look, there's the wedding planner.

67
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She must lead
such a romantic life.

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" Earwax."

69
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"X" on a double letter.
"A" on a triple word.

70
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Seventy-two points.

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No, I challenge you.
" Earwax" is two words.

72
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- It's one.
- You're bluffing.

73
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" Munch." Sixteen points.

74
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Sixteen.

75
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Maria, I know I'm a pain in the neck.
I just want you to be happy.

76
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I'm gonna say something that you
may be a little resistant to...

77
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but sometimes a father
has to take action.

78
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What are you talking about?

79
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I found you a man
who has agreed to marry you.

80
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Oh, my God!

81
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If her mother was alive...

82
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and she heard that,
she'd wish she was dead.

83
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"Shaft." Twenty-two points.

84
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Anyway, you know him.
Remember Massimo?

85
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No. Who?

86
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Massimo Lenzetta, the little boy you
played with the summer we were in Italy?

87
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,960
- The kid who ate mud?
- That's the one!

88
00:09:07,918 --> 00:09:12,168
I bumped into him on New Arrivals Night
at the Sicilian Association.

89
00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:16,002
Why, this is the most
wonderful day of my life!

90
00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:19,085
A man of my very own!

91
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- You must bring me to him at once.
- No need.

92
00:09:23,335 --> 00:09:24,877
- He's here?
- Yeah.

93
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- He's here? He's here?
- Massimo.

94
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- No, he didn't.
- Oh, my God.

95
00:09:36,628 --> 00:09:38,545
Oh, my God.

96
00:09:42,545 --> 00:09:44,878
You remember Massimo?

97
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:49,004
That mud did him good.

98
00:09:49,837 --> 00:09:52,462
The last time I see you,
you were scrawny and ugly...

99
00:09:52,545 --> 00:09:54,712
and your head was too big
for your body.

100
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How nice. Thank you.

101
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You're welcome.

102
00:10:00,546 --> 00:10:02,796
I look forward
to our life together.

103
00:10:02,879 --> 00:10:06,338
I want three sons
and a garden of tomatoes.

104
00:10:06,421 --> 00:10:07,588
Okay then.

105
00:10:07,671 --> 00:10:09,463
Tomatoes? Tomatoes?

106
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,296
Maria, wait.

107
00:10:28,672 --> 00:10:30,256
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

108
00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,173
The paper, and I'm gonna take
that Yahoo too.

109
00:10:33,256 --> 00:10:35,423
4.50.

110
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- Keep it.
- Thanks.

111
00:10:36,839 --> 00:10:38,798
- See ya.
- Bye.

112
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,465
- You look all excited.
- I am.

113
00:10:53,215 --> 00:10:55,882
- Mary, I need--
- Can you take it, please?

114
00:11:01,424 --> 00:11:02,882
Francine Donolly.

115
00:11:02,924 --> 00:11:06,591
Her family sold gourmet sausages
out of the working-class kitchen.

116
00:11:06,674 --> 00:11:09,133
- Yeah?
- Now today, five years later...

117
00:11:09,216 --> 00:11:13,050
they're one of the biggest Internet
food specialty companies in America.

118
00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:16,758
Pierre, I love you, but if you use
another carnation in my bouquet...

119
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,508
I will deport you.

120
00:11:18,592 --> 00:11:20,342
- Thank you so much.
- Geri.

121
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,175
They put her wedding announcement
in the society pages. Why?

122
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,175
Because they want their new money
to be taken very seriously.

123
00:11:27,217 --> 00:11:30,551
Sheila! Book the Gazebo Package
for the Belettis, okay?

124
00:11:30,592 --> 00:11:32,176
Take this ugly flower.

125
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,968
Call Davis and tell him we need
a rush order on the Chuppa rental.

126
00:11:35,051 --> 00:11:36,468
Thank you.

127
00:11:37,634 --> 00:11:40,009
- What the hell is this?
- Sunless tanning cream.

128
00:11:40,093 --> 00:11:42,468
Wedding's tomorrow.
You do the math.

129
00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:46,801
Stop crying. Quarter cup of lemon juice,
half a cup of salt and a loof of sponge.

130
00:11:46,843 --> 00:11:49,302
- Really?
- Scrub, scrub, scrub. Okay?

131
00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:52,302
Look, they see this
as their ticket into the club.

132
00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:55,344
They wanna make it a social event,
the party everybody talks about.

133
00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:59,010
Oh, thank you, Sheila.

134
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:02,886
I already made contact. They're coming
to the Copeland wedding to see my work.

135
00:12:04,802 --> 00:12:06,761
I'm gonna nail this account.

136
00:12:06,803 --> 00:12:09,594
We'll be in every major
bridal magazine in the country.

137
00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:12,261
- It'll be our biggest event ever.
- Good.

138
00:12:13,095 --> 00:12:15,345
When I pull it off,
you're gonna make me a partner.

139
00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:18,512
- A partner?
- Yes.

140
00:12:19,762 --> 00:12:21,053
A partner.

141
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:25,012
Okay, you are fantastic.

142
00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:27,054
Really, you're incredible.

143
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,845
Very good work,
but let me tell you something.

144
00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:32,054
I built this business
on my back.

145
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:34,221
I sweat, I toiled.

146
00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:38,263
I did things a little, innocent wedding
planner shouldn't even hear about.

147
00:12:38,304 --> 00:12:39,888
I won't even say it.

148
00:12:39,929 --> 00:12:43,971
I made the big plans, okay?
I made the sacrifiices.

149
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,555
You also never made any money.

150
00:12:46,638 --> 00:12:47,763
Wow!

151
00:12:47,846 --> 00:12:50,430
Until I came along.

152
00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:52,972
Look, I've been here
for five years, Geri.

153
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:55,930
I bring in more revenue than all of
your other wedding planners combined.

154
00:12:56,014 --> 00:12:57,764
- That's great.
- Times five!

155
00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:02,097
You need me.

156
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,639
You know you need me.

157
00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:07,472
- I know you know that you need me.
- I don't know that.

158
00:13:07,556 --> 00:13:10,098
You know, maybe I should
just start my own company.

159
00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:12,056
You wouldn't dare.

160
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,015
If I nailed the Donolly account
and you made me a partner...

161
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:18,306
you'd save me the trouble
of designing my own letterhead.

162
00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:21,890
Let me see.
What font would I use?

163
00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:24,348
- You're gonna be a partner!
- I gotta get the account first.

164
00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:26,432
Please, Mary, you're totally
gonna get the account.

165
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:29,974
The Greenburg marriage lasted one year,
two months. You win the pot again.

166
00:13:30,015 --> 00:13:32,099
How do you do it?
I was more than four years off.

167
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:34,641
"I Honestly Love You" by Olivia
Newton-John was their wedding song.

168
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:36,641
Puts them in
the 14-month divorce range.

169
00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:39,141
Speaking of honest love,
Jed was asking about you again.

170
00:13:39,224 --> 00:13:41,308
I don't trust a man
who gets regular pedicures.

171
00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:43,641
- You haven't had a date in two years.
- Your point?

172
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:45,683
If you're not interested in Jed...

173
00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:48,683
there is a handsome Italian man
waiting to marry you in the lobby.

174
00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:50,683
Hide me.
Did you talk to him?

175
00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:52,725
Just for a few minutes.
He is so adorable.

176
00:13:52,808 --> 00:13:55,058
- He's not adorable.
- How can you say that?

177
00:13:55,142 --> 00:13:59,225
When we were kids, he followed me for
a summer asking me if I had a vagina.

178
00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:01,392
I think that's adorable.

179
00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:03,475
I gotta get out of here.

180
00:14:04,601 --> 00:14:07,684
- Grab that side.
- You shouldn't hold that against him.

181
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:10,851
You should give him a chance.
He was a little boy.

182
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:14,143
Maybe he wanted to be a doctor.
Besides, you do have a vagina.

183
00:14:15,768 --> 00:14:18,060
My, this is hard to push
all by myself.

184
00:14:19,143 --> 00:14:22,935
May you have enough happiness
to keep you sweet...

185
00:14:23,018 --> 00:14:25,643
enough trials to keep you strong...

186
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:29,144
enough hope to keep you happy...

187
00:14:29,227 --> 00:14:31,519
enough friends to give you comfort.

188
00:14:31,602 --> 00:14:33,519
enough friends to give you comfort...

189
00:14:33,602 --> 00:14:35,769
- enough determination...
- and enough determination...

190
00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:38,811
- to make each day a better day...
- to make each day...

191
00:14:38,852 --> 00:14:40,686
- a better day...
- than yesterday.

192
00:14:40,769 --> 00:14:42,353
- than yesterday.
- Raise your glass.

193
00:14:42,436 --> 00:14:45,978
Congratulations, you guys.
I love you both.

194
00:14:48,645 --> 00:14:51,978
What? You think Kissinger
came up with his own stuff?

195
00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:55,562
You just fed the best man
his speech.

196
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,895
Smooth. Real smooth.

197
00:14:57,978 --> 00:15:00,895
You must be Francine.
I saw your article in Yahoo.

198
00:15:00,979 --> 00:15:03,854
- Very impressive.
- God, I hate that picture.

199
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,146
It made me look
like a psychotic poodle.

200
00:15:10,812 --> 00:15:13,646
My fiance has got to see this.

201
00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:16,188
He will just die.

202
00:15:16,271 --> 00:15:19,771
- He should be here by now.
- Most grooms are NIDS.

203
00:15:19,855 --> 00:15:22,396
" Not Into details."

204
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,563
That's Eddie, all right.

205
00:15:24,646 --> 00:15:26,897
- I want you to meet my parents.
- Okay.

206
00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:30,230
Thanks, doll. That rocked.

207
00:15:32,647 --> 00:15:35,355
Mary, meet my parents,
Kitty and Jack.

208
00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:37,481
- How do you do?
- So nice to meet you.

209
00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:39,772
- Dad, are you eating the food?
- Mm-hmm.

210
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,731
Champagne is delightful.
Cristal? d.P.?

211
00:15:42,814 --> 00:15:45,773
- Actually, it's Taittinger.
- Exquisite.

212
00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:48,814
Mother, we're not guests. You're not
supposed to be drinking the champagne.

213
00:15:51,856 --> 00:15:55,106
You give my little girl whatever
she wants, no expense spared.

214
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:58,440
I'll be faxing you a list of the songs
I'll be performing at the reception.

215
00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:02,107
And none of those mini egg rolls.
A lot of important people are coming.

216
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:05,274
- We've got an impression to make.
- We haven't hired here yet.

217
00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:09,441
And as previously discussed in detail,
you won't be singing at the wedding.

218
00:16:11,524 --> 00:16:13,649
I'm sorry, Mary. Hi.

219
00:16:13,691 --> 00:16:16,358
The belly dancer's here,
and she has a tattoo of an--

220
00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:19,316
It's okay. Penny,
I want you to meet the Donollys.

221
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:21,858
- This is one of my associates, Penny.
- Pleasure.

222
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:27,192
What I need you to do is go to the
offiice and prepare the Murdoch fiile.

223
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:28,442
Ooh, Murdoch.

224
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:29,942
As in--

225
00:16:30,025 --> 00:16:31,192
discretion.

226
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:32,400
Oops.

227
00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:36,150
The Murdoch files. Right.

228
00:16:37,817 --> 00:16:39,734
All right now, wedding woman.

229
00:16:39,817 --> 00:16:41,776
Let's get down to brass tacks.

230
00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:43,776
What do you see for our wedding?

231
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:48,276
Well, now, having met you...

232
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:52,901
off the top of my head...

233
00:16:52,985 --> 00:16:54,401
let's see.

234
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:57,526
Night.

235
00:16:58,568 --> 00:17:00,193
Dubounce Botanical Gardens.

236
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:05,652
White, silk tents
thin enough to see the stars.

237
00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:08,277
Candle light.

238
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,652
Wedgewood.

239
00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:13,986
Exotic waringin trees
imported from Bali.

240
00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:17,944
I'm thinking Gatsby.

241
00:17:17,986 --> 00:17:20,194
Not a period wedding...

242
00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:23,195
but the spirit of it,
the time.

243
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:29,612
I nailed it, Geri.
Yeah, but they want it in three months.

244
00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:32,112
They're going for June.
I know.

245
00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:34,820
The clock is ticking.
Put Penny on.

246
00:17:39,112 --> 00:17:41,070
Guess what, Miss Moneypenny?

247
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,196
Hold on, Penny.

248
00:17:48,613 --> 00:17:50,279
This shoe is stuck.

249
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,655
Not my good shoes.

250
00:18:01,738 --> 00:18:03,280
Oh, my goodness.

251
00:18:09,114 --> 00:18:11,322
My new Gucci shoe.

252
00:18:11,405 --> 00:18:13,572
Come on!

253
00:18:21,489 --> 00:18:24,281
Oh, are you okay?
Are you okay?

254
00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:28,490
I'm great.

255
00:18:28,573 --> 00:18:30,865
- Okay.
- Where's my shoe?

256
00:18:30,948 --> 00:18:33,948
Your shoe?
You got it right here.

257
00:18:34,032 --> 00:18:36,615
Now talk to me.
How are you feeling?

258
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:41,032
Are you experiencing any dizziness,
nausea, difficulty breathing?

259
00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:44,407
The breathing thing rings a bell.

260
00:18:46,532 --> 00:18:50,282
Then again, you are on top of me,
cutting off my air supply.

261
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:54,949
Your mental clarity's excellent.
That's good. That's good.

262
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:58,491
Don't appear to have a concussion.

263
00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,491
You took quite a fall.

264
00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,491
Why are you still on top of me?

265
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,325
That's a good question.

266
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:12,950
You see that dumpster there?
Seems that dumpster tried to kill you.

267
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:16,159
You were standing in the middle of the
road, and it was coming right at you.

268
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,659
Just take your time.
Sit up straight. You okay?

269
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,243
You saved...

270
00:19:23,451 --> 00:19:24,909
my shoe.

271
00:19:26,243 --> 00:19:27,659
My life.

272
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,243
Your shoe was what I was going for.
You just turned out to be a bonus.

273
00:19:32,326 --> 00:19:34,993
Come on. We're gonna try and get up.
Take your time.

274
00:19:35,077 --> 00:19:36,993
Take your time.

275
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:39,160
Up.

276
00:19:39,243 --> 00:19:41,827
Here we go.
I got you. I got you.

277
00:19:44,244 --> 00:19:46,369
I got you, okay?

278
00:19:48,661 --> 00:19:52,119
You smell like sweet red plums...

279
00:19:52,161 --> 00:19:56,286
and grilled cheese sandwiches.

280
00:19:58,786 --> 00:20:00,870
Okay. Here you go.

281
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,703
Yeah, I get that all the time.
Thank you.

282
00:20:06,787 --> 00:20:10,495
All right. Hold up!
All right.

283
00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,537
Yup, she's dead, all right.

284
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:16,745
- You think she's going to heaven?
- definitely.

285
00:20:16,829 --> 00:20:19,912
She's got the cleanest toes
I've ever seen.

286
00:20:19,996 --> 00:20:22,162
Where am I?

287
00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:26,121
You're at the children's ward
of St. Vincent's Hospital.

288
00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:28,954
I'm your doctor.
Try not to talk.

289
00:20:32,496 --> 00:20:33,621
My God.

290
00:20:33,663 --> 00:20:36,246
I'm paralyzed. I'm paralyzed!

291
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:39,830
If you're moving your arms and legs,
you're clearly not paralyzed.

292
00:20:40,913 --> 00:20:42,080
Boo!

293
00:20:43,997 --> 00:20:45,705
Yes, thank you.
There's my flashlight.

294
00:20:45,789 --> 00:20:48,039
Thank you.
How's our patient doing?

295
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,831
- It was touch and go for a while.
- Was it? What do you recommend?

296
00:20:52,997 --> 00:20:54,914
I think she needs more fluids.

297
00:20:54,998 --> 00:20:57,956
Why don't you go load her up
with 10 cc's of Yoo-Hoo, all right?

298
00:20:57,998 --> 00:20:59,206
Here we go.

299
00:21:02,248 --> 00:21:04,040
- You're the guy--
- Steve Edison.

300
00:21:04,123 --> 00:21:06,206
I'm the supervising
pediatrician here.

301
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:09,623
- Mary--
- Fiore. Yeah, I know.

302
00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:11,957
I had to go through your wallet
to get your identification.

303
00:21:11,998 --> 00:21:14,707
I must say, I've never met anyone who
alphabetized her credit cards before.

304
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,582
Here's the skinny on you.

305
00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:22,291
Your X-rays are fine.
Hemoglobin levels are normal.

306
00:21:22,374 --> 00:21:25,874
We're just waiting on the CAT scan to
be processed, then we can get you out.

307
00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:28,374
You can take this off now.

308
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,999
- Oh, you've got a big neck.
- I have a big neck?

309
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,458
Don't get me wrong.
It's a fine neck.

310
00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:37,916
It's just that haven't had a patient
over the age of six in three years.

311
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,584
What happened to your hand?

312
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:54,584
My hand. You fell on it
with your big neck.

313
00:22:31,753 --> 00:22:34,378
Your CAT scan came back,
and it's all clear.

314
00:22:35,461 --> 00:22:37,420
- So I'm okay?
- You're better than new.

315
00:22:39,545 --> 00:22:44,128
Speaking of new, that's a pretty
modern girl you have there.

316
00:22:44,212 --> 00:22:46,295
- Who?
- Your girlfriend.

317
00:22:48,254 --> 00:22:52,254
No, that's my sister.
I guess you could say she's modern.

318
00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:55,796
The last time I saw her,
she had a spike through her chin.

319
00:22:55,879 --> 00:22:56,879
Oh, my.

320
00:22:58,254 --> 00:23:01,046
What I don't understand
is how she got near the dumpster!

321
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,671
Miss?

322
00:23:02,754 --> 00:23:05,504
- Oh, my God, you're alive!
- How did you find me?

323
00:23:05,588 --> 00:23:09,130
I'm so happy! The nurse found my
phone number taped to your Palm Pilot.

324
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,838
She told me what happened, and--

325
00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:16,463
Is this the guy who saved you?

326
00:23:18,505 --> 00:23:21,922
I wouldn't exactly
call it a rescue.

327
00:23:22,005 --> 00:23:24,547
I was just in the right place
at the right time.

328
00:23:25,381 --> 00:23:28,631
Well, aren't you just
the modern-day hero?

329
00:23:36,339 --> 00:23:37,548
Are you okay?

330
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,257
Fabulous.

331
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,382
Penny Nicholson.
Nice to meet you.

332
00:23:47,465 --> 00:23:51,382
I'm Steve Edison.
Nice to meet you too.

333
00:23:51,465 --> 00:23:54,132
Have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.
Mary's gonna be fine.

334
00:23:54,174 --> 00:23:58,924
So, you must work long hours.
Are you working late tonight?

335
00:23:59,007 --> 00:24:01,174
No, I'm not even on duty tonight.

336
00:24:02,091 --> 00:24:03,549
Great!

337
00:24:04,883 --> 00:24:07,799
You know, Mary and I were
gonna go to Golden Gate Park.

338
00:24:07,883 --> 00:24:10,383
They show old movies
on the side of the museum.

339
00:24:10,466 --> 00:24:12,341
You should come with us.

340
00:24:12,425 --> 00:24:16,592
- We won't take no for an answer.
- Will you leave him alone, please?

341
00:24:16,675 --> 00:24:18,758
Oh, you don't want me to go?

342
00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:22,134
Of course she wants you to go.

343
00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:27,259
You know, the truth is, doctor...

344
00:24:27,342 --> 00:24:30,967
that I've been thinking
about a career in medicine.

345
00:24:31,051 --> 00:24:34,343
Something medicinal or what not.

346
00:24:34,384 --> 00:24:37,801
I'd really like to
just pick apart your brain.

347
00:24:37,884 --> 00:24:39,926
- Do not leave me here.
- I know what's best for you.

348
00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:41,926
I'm gonna get you over this Keith thing
once and for all!

349
00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:44,051
It's only been six years.

350
00:24:44,135 --> 00:24:46,093
It's not a date!

351
00:24:46,177 --> 00:24:48,510
Do not leave me alone. Please.

352
00:24:48,593 --> 00:24:50,843
- It's for your own good.
- Don't you dare!

353
00:24:52,552 --> 00:24:54,594
- There he is.
- There's your gum ball.

354
00:24:54,635 --> 00:24:58,177
Thank you. Oh, good. Boy, you
can never get the colors you want.

355
00:24:58,261 --> 00:24:59,677
Okay, well.

356
00:25:00,844 --> 00:25:02,761
Oh, no!

357
00:25:02,844 --> 00:25:05,344
Darn it. I just remembered
that I promised...

358
00:25:05,428 --> 00:25:09,219
my friend's brother's godmother...

359
00:25:09,303 --> 00:25:12,136
that I would help her...

360
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:15,178
change her fax cartridge tonight...

361
00:25:15,261 --> 00:25:18,553
because she's going
out of town tomorrow...

362
00:25:18,595 --> 00:25:20,220
on an African safari.

363
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,137
I should go do that.

364
00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:25,845
I'm really sorry that we're not
gonna be able to have that...

365
00:25:25,929 --> 00:25:27,679
- medical chat.
- Medical chat, yeah.

366
00:25:31,637 --> 00:25:34,137
Okay. Bye.

367
00:25:34,221 --> 00:25:36,013
- Penny.
- Wow.

368
00:25:36,096 --> 00:25:38,221
Goodness, I hope her...

369
00:25:39,346 --> 00:25:43,221
friend's brother's godmother
is gonna be okay.

370
00:25:43,263 --> 00:25:46,055
You know,
I have reserved seating.

371
00:25:46,096 --> 00:25:48,388
- All right.
- Okay. Let's go.

372
00:25:50,597 --> 00:25:53,555
- Thanks for guarding my tree.
- Yes, I'm guarding your tree.

373
00:25:53,597 --> 00:25:55,889
There's your blanket right there
under your tree I kept for you.

374
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:59,139
- Thank you, Burt. This is Steve Edison.
- Steve, how you do? Nice to meet you.

375
00:25:59,222 --> 00:26:01,306
- Pleased to meet you.
- It's about time you had a date.

376
00:26:01,389 --> 00:26:03,931
- It's not--
- What line of business are you in?

377
00:26:03,972 --> 00:26:06,598
- I'm a doctor at St. Vincent's.
- You a doctor?

378
00:26:06,681 --> 00:26:09,223
He's a doctor.
Well, I get the hint.

379
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,931
See you at the Scrabble
practice, kid.

380
00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:16,681
Sorry. I'm so sorry about that.

381
00:26:16,723 --> 00:26:18,932
Scrabble practice?

382
00:26:19,015 --> 00:26:20,932
Please, don't ask.

383
00:26:21,015 --> 00:26:23,057
Come on. You can't
leave me hanging on that.

384
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:27,599
"See you at Scrabble practice, kid"?
What's that?

385
00:26:27,682 --> 00:26:30,099
I'm a member of
the Bay Area Scrabble Club.

386
00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:32,682
- Pathetic, I know.
- Wow.

387
00:26:32,766 --> 00:26:35,141
- What?
- That is pathetic.

388
00:26:35,182 --> 00:26:37,599
Shut up.

389
00:26:37,641 --> 00:26:40,391
At least I can spell.
What can you do?

390
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:43,141
- I throw a mean yo-yo.
- You know what?

391
00:26:43,183 --> 00:26:46,725
- No more caramel corn for you.
- I'm serious.

392
00:26:46,808 --> 00:26:50,142
How'd you get into it? I've never met
a member of a Scrabble Club before.

393
00:26:50,225 --> 00:26:52,142
That's for sure.

394
00:26:54,058 --> 00:26:57,059
When my parents came over
from Italy...

395
00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:00,142
the joined a Scrabble Club
so they could learn English.

396
00:27:01,225 --> 00:27:05,642
After my mom died, my dad became,
like, obsessed with the game...

397
00:27:05,726 --> 00:27:08,267
and wanted me to play with him
all the time...

398
00:27:08,351 --> 00:27:10,976
so I guess, in a way,
I was destined.

399
00:27:12,309 --> 00:27:14,226
C-O-O-L.

400
00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:24,018
What are you doing?

401
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:29,519
I only eat the brown ones.

402
00:27:29,602 --> 00:27:31,019
Because?

403
00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:35,102
'Cause I fiigure they have
less artificial coloring...

404
00:27:35,144 --> 00:27:38,436
'cause chocolate's already brown.

405
00:27:38,519 --> 00:27:40,728
That's very scientific of you,
dr. Steve.

406
00:27:40,811 --> 00:27:41,978
Thank you.

407
00:27:45,769 --> 00:27:47,895
So where would one go
to see a Scrabble match?

408
00:27:47,978 --> 00:27:50,728
Oh, look. It's starting.

409
00:27:56,770 --> 00:28:01,562
And closer

410
00:28:01,604 --> 00:28:05,187
tome

411
00:28:10,646 --> 00:28:13,146
- Oh, that's beautiful.
- You like it?

412
00:28:13,229 --> 00:28:14,688
Yes.

413
00:28:29,063 --> 00:28:33,355
This is by far the coolest thing
I've ever done in this city.

414
00:28:37,481 --> 00:28:41,772
The closer you are

415
00:28:41,814 --> 00:28:46,273
- the brighter the stars glow
- Wanna dance?

416
00:28:46,314 --> 00:28:51,065
I don't know. I haven't danced
in quite some time.

417
00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:54,607
- Okay.
- Girl asks you to dance, you dance.

418
00:28:57,023 --> 00:29:00,607
Burt's right.
Yes, Mary, I would love to dance.

419
00:29:02,065 --> 00:29:05,274
- No pressure.
- It's too late now.

420
00:29:13,441 --> 00:29:14,858
Okay.

421
00:29:23,191 --> 00:29:26,150
Where'd you learn
to dance like this?

422
00:29:26,192 --> 00:29:28,317
Ballroom class.

423
00:29:28,358 --> 00:29:30,650
Oh, you're gay.

424
00:29:30,692 --> 00:29:32,984
Oh, yeah, the gayest.

425
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:42,026
My mother put me
in ballroom classes...

426
00:29:42,109 --> 00:29:44,067
when I was eight years old.

427
00:29:44,109 --> 00:29:47,651
She wanted me to be Fred Astaire.
I wanted to be Marcus Welby.

428
00:29:49,276 --> 00:29:51,985
So now you're
a little bit of both?

429
00:29:54,151 --> 00:29:56,276
I think you're being kind.

430
00:29:56,318 --> 00:29:59,152
You can stop that.
I'm gonna blush.

431
00:30:03,694 --> 00:30:05,610
How's your thumb?

432
00:30:07,027 --> 00:30:08,444
Never better.

433
00:30:29,987 --> 00:30:31,862
YMCA.

434
00:30:31,945 --> 00:30:34,654
My next Scrabble match
is Saturday...

435
00:30:34,695 --> 00:30:37,737
at 1 :00 at the north side YMCA.

436
00:30:37,820 --> 00:30:40,320
It'll be the social event
of the season.

437
00:30:41,779 --> 00:30:44,029
Maybe you should be there.

438
00:30:48,154 --> 00:30:51,404
- Maybe you shouldn't step on my foot.
- did I?

439
00:30:51,446 --> 00:30:52,988
- Yes.
- I'm sorry.

440
00:30:53,071 --> 00:30:55,196
That's okay.
Just don't let it happen again.

441
00:30:57,071 --> 00:30:58,530
Don't tell me what to do.

442
00:30:58,613 --> 00:31:00,030
Don't what?

443
00:31:36,657 --> 00:31:38,282
Holy shit!

444
00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:40,782
Are you guys crazy?
This isn't funny!

445
00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:44,449
I am thinking teal for the bridesmaids.
What do you think?

446
00:31:46,782 --> 00:31:49,116
Good morning. Earth to Mary.

447
00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:51,699
What is up with you?
You're different.

448
00:31:51,783 --> 00:31:54,283
I'm not different.
How am I different?

449
00:31:54,366 --> 00:31:56,366
You can't stop smiling.

450
00:31:57,783 --> 00:31:59,783
I'm not smiling.
Am I smiling?

451
00:31:59,866 --> 00:32:02,117
Like a fool.

452
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,533
- Tell me.
- It's nothing.

453
00:32:04,617 --> 00:32:07,117
Then stop smiling.

454
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,909
- I can't.
- Okay, who is he?

455
00:32:15,076 --> 00:32:17,034
Okay. No, no!

456
00:32:17,117 --> 00:32:20,409
Mr. Kotsioupolis, you cannot throw
plates at the Ritz-fucking-Carlton!

457
00:32:21,493 --> 00:32:22,659
It's okay.

458
00:32:22,743 --> 00:32:24,493
This is like a fairy tale.

459
00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:27,076
He saves your life.
You dance under the stars.

460
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,868
- You kiss in the rain.
- Almost kissed.

461
00:32:29,951 --> 00:32:34,035
I don't know, Fran. I've been so out
of the dating-relationship loop.

462
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,452
You?

463
00:32:35,493 --> 00:32:39,702
You know, those who can't do, teach?
Those who can't wed, plan.

464
00:32:39,785 --> 00:32:42,702
With my help, you could marry
this man in three months.

465
00:32:43,577 --> 00:32:46,827
I have totally lost control.
Will you please, please, please help me?

466
00:32:46,911 --> 00:32:48,786
Penny, if you can't beat 'em--

467
00:32:49,911 --> 00:32:52,619
- What has gotten into you?
- She met a guy.

468
00:32:52,703 --> 00:32:55,536
You met a guy? You mean--

469
00:33:00,828 --> 00:33:04,037
- I wanna hear all about it!
- I owe you one, Penny.

470
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,203
You do. You owe me one!

471
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:11,370
- Hello, Rene. How are you?
- Great.

472
00:33:11,454 --> 00:33:13,870
Listen, they're gonna be
signing up for six classes.

473
00:33:13,954 --> 00:33:16,621
So just be sure
to pay up front, okay?

474
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,871
Basil himself
is gonna be here today.

475
00:33:18,954 --> 00:33:20,871
- Really?
- Yes.

476
00:33:22,871 --> 00:33:25,371
I'll have to call you back.
Okay. Bye.

477
00:33:26,788 --> 00:33:29,038
Mary, what are you doing here?

478
00:33:29,121 --> 00:33:31,496
Oh, my God.
I'm so embarrassed.

479
00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:33,496
I may be a hell
of a businesswoman...

480
00:33:33,580 --> 00:33:36,538
but when I dance,
I look like a retarded string bean.

481
00:33:36,622 --> 00:33:38,622
I thought your class
wasn't till Thursday though.

482
00:33:38,705 --> 00:33:41,414
I know. We had to change it.
But this is perfect.

483
00:33:41,455 --> 00:33:44,830
You can finally meet Eddie.
Come here. Eddie.

484
00:33:44,914 --> 00:33:46,830
Eddie, come here.

485
00:33:46,914 --> 00:33:48,956
I want you to meet
the wedding planner.

486
00:33:48,997 --> 00:33:51,706
The two most important people
in my life set eyes on one another.

487
00:33:51,789 --> 00:33:54,206
Eddie, this is Mary,
the wedding planner.

488
00:33:54,998 --> 00:33:56,914
Mary, this is my fiance Eddie.

489
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,749
- Mary, are you okay?
- Uh-huh. Yup. Good.

490
00:34:16,374 --> 00:34:18,082
Let's see who that is.

491
00:34:20,749 --> 00:34:22,749
Hi, dad. Wait.

492
00:34:22,832 --> 00:34:25,624
I can't hear you. Hang on.
All right. Okay, I got you.

493
00:34:27,041 --> 00:34:29,374
Okay, I'm losing you again.
I'm sorry.

494
00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:32,750
Shoot. Okay, wait, wait.
Hello. do you hear me?

495
00:34:32,833 --> 00:34:33,000
Quickly, people.
Get your tootsies out here, pronto.

496
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,958
Quickly, people.
Get your tootsies out here, pronto.

497
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:39,042
Welcome to the Basil St. Mosely
School of dance.

498
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:41,542
I am Basil St. Mosely.

499
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:44,292
Hang on. I can't hear you.
Wait a second. I can't hear you.

500
00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:46,584
You're breaking up. Hang on.

501
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,084
There you go.

502
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:51,792
I'd like all my lovely couples,
dancing partners, paired up in twos...

503
00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:54,001
ready to dance, not next week,
not tomorrow, but now.

504
00:34:54,084 --> 00:34:56,001
- dance with Eddie.
- I can't.

505
00:34:56,084 --> 00:34:58,334
Quickly.
Is there a problem in the room?

506
00:34:58,376 --> 00:35:01,501
Pronto, people. I'd like us to still
beyoung when this class is over.

507
00:35:01,543 --> 00:35:03,168
I have to take this call.

508
00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:05,501
Darling, I understand you're busy.
I'm busy too.

509
00:35:05,543 --> 00:35:07,710
- You're holding up the class.
- She's with him.

510
00:35:07,793 --> 00:35:09,043
All right.

511
00:35:09,127 --> 00:35:12,293
Mary, watch out for his thumb.
He hurt it saving some old lady.

512
00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:14,919
- Sorry, I can't.
- Listen, I got a prior engagement.

513
00:35:15,002 --> 00:35:16,960
Interesting choice of words.

514
00:35:17,002 --> 00:35:19,252
Wallflowers,
it's time to blossom and bloom.

515
00:35:19,335 --> 00:35:23,002
Obviously, what we have here, people,
is a fear of dancing.

516
00:35:23,086 --> 00:35:26,794
It's my firm belief
we must conquer one's fears.

517
00:35:26,877 --> 00:35:30,086
Now, I have to gauge
what I am dealing with...

518
00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:32,836
so I will play music,
you will dance...

519
00:35:32,878 --> 00:35:34,628
and I will observe.

520
00:35:34,711 --> 00:35:35,795
Okay, Rene?

521
00:35:35,878 --> 00:35:36,045
Yes, thank you.

522
00:35:36,045 --> 00:35:37,795
Yes, thank you.

523
00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:41,753
Mary, would you like to dance?

524
00:35:41,837 --> 00:35:44,045
Have no fear. dance. dance.

525
00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:46,837
Yes.

526
00:35:49,170 --> 00:35:51,754
- Old lady, huh?
- Listen, this is--

527
00:35:51,837 --> 00:35:54,129
- You told me your name was Steve.
- It is Steve.

528
00:35:54,171 --> 00:35:56,754
My last name is Edison.
Fran calls me Eddie. It's a nickname.

529
00:35:56,837 --> 00:36:00,213
I have a better nickname for you.
How about common, cheating, sleazy--

530
00:36:00,296 --> 00:36:01,379
If you're thinking--

531
00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:04,171
What I'm thinking involves
a machete and a pair of pliers.

532
00:36:04,213 --> 00:36:05,296
Okay.

533
00:36:09,713 --> 00:36:12,297
- The day that you had the accident.
- That was a special day.

534
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:13,672
It was. I was running late.

535
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,380
How convenient.

536
00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:18,797
I was meeting Fran and our wedding
planner, which you turned out to be.

537
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,755
What are the odds?

538
00:36:20,797 --> 00:36:22,964
Dance. Dance!

539
00:36:25,214 --> 00:36:28,964
Don't dance around the issue. You didn't
show 'cause you don't wanna get married.

540
00:36:29,047 --> 00:36:32,006
- I see it all the time.
- You see what?

541
00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:35,131
Why'd you tell your fiancee
you saved an old lady?

542
00:36:35,214 --> 00:36:37,090
Exactly!

543
00:36:37,173 --> 00:36:40,006
You think you want to get married,
but you don't.

544
00:36:40,048 --> 00:36:43,507
You're pitiful and confused, looking
to get some hot pepper wherever you can.

545
00:36:43,548 --> 00:36:46,173
Mary, you have no idea
what you're talking about.

546
00:36:46,215 --> 00:36:47,423
Yeah?

547
00:36:47,507 --> 00:36:49,090
Why did you go
to the movies with me?

548
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:51,840
Why did Steve go to the movies
with you? Let's see.

549
00:36:51,924 --> 00:36:54,257
First of all,
Steve likes the movies.

550
00:36:54,341 --> 00:36:55,924
Steve had the night off.

551
00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:58,091
Steve said, " Hey, you know what?

552
00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:01,133
A movie sounds good."
Plus he got an invitation.

553
00:37:01,174 --> 00:37:03,383
Why is Steve referring to himself
in the third person?

554
00:37:03,466 --> 00:37:05,383
What are you talking about?

555
00:37:05,466 --> 00:37:09,133
Think you can double-talk your way out,
throw me off your scent? I smell you!

556
00:37:09,175 --> 00:37:11,841
And I smell like sweet red plums
and grilled cheese sandwiches.

557
00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:13,342
- What?
- Yes.

558
00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:15,925
- So you said before you passed out.
- I did not!

559
00:37:16,008 --> 00:37:18,967
You did too. If anybody was
looking to get some, it's M-A-R-Y.

560
00:37:19,050 --> 00:37:20,675
You are hideous.

561
00:37:20,759 --> 00:37:23,134
Okay. Then why'd you
ask me to dance?

562
00:37:23,217 --> 00:37:24,717
- I didn't.
- You did too.

563
00:37:24,759 --> 00:37:27,092
- I did not.
- You said, "Would you like to dance?"

564
00:37:27,176 --> 00:37:30,967
And even if I did,
I'm not the one who's engaged.

565
00:37:31,051 --> 00:37:32,968
It was a dance.

566
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:35,134
Whoop-dee-doo.
It didn't mean anything.

567
00:37:36,301 --> 00:37:37,926
Then why'd you almost kiss me?

568
00:37:40,676 --> 00:37:43,426
This pair, this lovely couple...

569
00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:46,177
they have it,
they know what it takes.

570
00:37:47,718 --> 00:37:49,843
Very well done.

571
00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:52,510
We need to pow wow.

572
00:37:55,844 --> 00:37:58,386
As soon as dad mentioned it,
I went, "Of course."

573
00:37:58,469 --> 00:38:01,427
Everybody knows that
it's the place to get married.

574
00:38:01,469 --> 00:38:04,178
Sure, Fran.
A vineyard sounds perfect.

575
00:38:04,261 --> 00:38:06,511
- We should check it out right away.
- I already have.

576
00:38:06,594 --> 00:38:10,761
We have reservations for this weekend,
but you'll have to take off Friday.

577
00:38:10,845 --> 00:38:14,678
Friday? Friday's not good for me.
I have a diverticulitis seminar planned.

578
00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:18,012
- Okay. Saturday.
- Saturday.

579
00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:21,053
Saturday. All right, Mary?
Thanks for everything.

580
00:38:21,095 --> 00:38:23,554
Nice to meet you. Thanks for the dance.
We'll let you know how it all goes.

581
00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:26,887
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Wait a second. She's coming with us.

582
00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:28,512
- I'm coming?
- She's comin'?

583
00:38:28,596 --> 00:38:29,554
Yes.

584
00:38:29,637 --> 00:38:31,679
You are not quitting
the Donolly wedding!

585
00:38:33,096 --> 00:38:35,471
I gotta tell Geri
I'm off the account.

586
00:38:36,554 --> 00:38:37,721
Hold on.

587
00:38:37,804 --> 00:38:39,429
Listen...

588
00:38:39,513 --> 00:38:43,971
the only good reason to quit a wedding
is if you break the cardinal rule...

589
00:38:44,013 --> 00:38:47,597
which is ridiculous because we both know
you did not fall in love with the groom.

590
00:38:48,763 --> 00:38:49,722
What?

591
00:38:51,847 --> 00:38:53,389
You didn't.

592
00:38:55,097 --> 00:38:56,847
Bad.

593
00:38:56,930 --> 00:38:58,889
No, of course not.

594
00:39:00,056 --> 00:39:03,056
I'd never get emotionally involved.

595
00:39:03,139 --> 00:39:05,264
Never. Never.

596
00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,723
It's the doctor.

597
00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,348
I'm confused. Is it the doctor,
or did you fall for the groom?

598
00:39:12,431 --> 00:39:16,265
No, the doctor is the groom.
The groom is the doctor.

599
00:39:16,306 --> 00:39:18,807
The doctor is Fran Donolly's fiance!

600
00:39:18,848 --> 00:39:21,265
The dumpster girl
is your wedding planner?

601
00:39:21,348 --> 00:39:23,265
Yes. I'm in hell.

602
00:39:23,348 --> 00:39:25,432
And I'm in heaven.
Now you can fix me up with her.

603
00:39:25,515 --> 00:39:28,765
I'm not fixing you up, Dr.John.
Look, this is complicated enough.

604
00:39:28,849 --> 00:39:31,849
You are one of the top
wedding planners...

605
00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:35,849
in this great, big,
thriving metropolis.

606
00:39:35,932 --> 00:39:38,891
Look on the positive side.
He got you to open up again.

607
00:39:38,974 --> 00:39:40,933
Tank the bastard and move on.

608
00:39:40,974 --> 00:39:44,100
You cannot tell me you would sacrifice
your entire career over this!

609
00:39:44,141 --> 00:39:47,725
You're not telling me that you think
it's a mistake to marry Fran now?

610
00:39:47,808 --> 00:39:50,642
I don't think it's a mistake
to marry Fran. Fran is great.

611
00:39:50,725 --> 00:39:52,475
Yes.

612
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,850
It's just that...

613
00:39:58,017 --> 00:40:00,975
what if what I think is great
really is great...

614
00:40:02,851 --> 00:40:06,267
but it's not as great
as something greater?

615
00:40:07,684 --> 00:40:09,434
You will go through
with this wedding!

616
00:40:09,518 --> 00:40:10,809
Why?

617
00:40:10,893 --> 00:40:14,810
Because you deserve this partnership.
You've earned it!

618
00:40:14,893 --> 00:40:16,893
- You're right.
- Of course I'm right.

619
00:40:16,976 --> 00:40:18,476
Of course you're right.

620
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,477
Your feelings for her,
that's not chemistry, that's anxiety.

621
00:40:21,518 --> 00:40:24,060
- It's nature.
- It's natural.

622
00:40:24,143 --> 00:40:27,519
Natural. It's not chemistry,
it's anxiety.

623
00:40:27,602 --> 00:40:29,769
I can do this.
I can plan this wedding.

624
00:40:29,852 --> 00:40:32,186
The feelings I have for Fran
run deep.

625
00:40:32,227 --> 00:40:35,144
It's not something that can be swept
away in one night with one dance.

626
00:40:35,227 --> 00:40:37,144
Not gonna happen.

627
00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:39,144
- What the hell was I thinking?
- You were thinking wrong.

628
00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:42,144
I was thinking wrong.
I was being a jackass. Come on, Steve.

629
00:40:42,228 --> 00:40:45,811
I can treat that jackass
like any other faceless groom.

630
00:40:45,895 --> 00:40:48,061
That's just what I'm gonna do.
Why?

631
00:40:48,103 --> 00:40:51,437
Because he's nothing!
Because I love a challenge!

632
00:40:51,478 --> 00:40:53,853
And because I am
a goddamn professional!

633
00:40:56,145 --> 00:40:59,020
- So you're gonna give me her number?
- No, I'm not.

634
00:41:04,646 --> 00:41:06,937
I thought that we had
everything covered...

635
00:41:07,021 --> 00:41:11,021
but then I realized Eddie and I
don't have a wedding song.

636
00:41:11,063 --> 00:41:15,063
So I got this wedding compilation
to see if we can find one.

637
00:41:17,105 --> 00:41:19,021
Okay, here we go.

638
00:41:24,022 --> 00:41:26,522
- What do you think?
- That's groovy.

639
00:41:26,605 --> 00:41:29,605
- I like it.
- Let's see what else there is.

640
00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:34,189
You fill up my senses

641
00:41:35,356 --> 00:41:38,731
- What do you think of this one?
- That's groovy too. I like it.

642
00:41:38,814 --> 00:41:40,064
It's kinda cute.

643
00:41:40,147 --> 00:41:41,398
Kinda not.

644
00:41:45,564 --> 00:41:47,231
I love you

645
00:41:47,315 --> 00:41:48,606
Oh, my God.

646
00:41:48,690 --> 00:41:51,315
Olivia Newton-John.
I love this song.

647
00:41:51,398 --> 00:41:53,982
- I Honestly Love You
- This is perfect, isn't it?

648
00:41:54,065 --> 00:41:56,565
Yes, it is perfect.

649
00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:58,398
- It is.
- Yes.

650
00:41:58,482 --> 00:41:59,565
What?

651
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,232
Nothing. It's nothing.

652
00:42:03,315 --> 00:42:07,316
- What, is it a bad song?
- No, I think it's absolutely perfect.

653
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:09,399
- See? It's perfect.
- It's perfect?

654
00:42:09,482 --> 00:42:11,441
Yes, it is.
It's perfect.

655
00:42:11,524 --> 00:42:14,024
You think so?
We have a song!

656
00:42:14,108 --> 00:42:16,858
I can't believe it.
We have a song.

657
00:42:16,899 --> 00:42:18,775
I love you

658
00:42:18,858 --> 00:42:21,775
I honestly love you

659
00:42:21,858 --> 00:42:23,775
What's that, like, 1983?

660
00:42:26,483 --> 00:42:30,067
Oh, I've been meaning to ask you,
speaking of love...

661
00:42:30,150 --> 00:42:32,067
what happened to that guy?

662
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:34,317
You know, the one
that you danced with--

663
00:42:37,734 --> 00:42:40,317
There was a damn deer in the road.

664
00:42:41,859 --> 00:42:42,817
Damn it.

665
00:42:43,984 --> 00:42:45,151
Careful.

666
00:42:47,276 --> 00:42:49,735
So, what happened?

667
00:42:51,651 --> 00:42:54,318
- Didn't work out.
- How is that possible?

668
00:42:54,401 --> 00:42:57,985
I saw you three days later,
and you still had stars in your eyes.

669
00:43:02,194 --> 00:43:07,152
Well, he turned out to be the groom
of one of the weddings I was planning.

670
00:43:09,402 --> 00:43:10,819
Yes.

671
00:43:10,861 --> 00:43:13,486
That is the most disgusting thing
I have ever heard.

672
00:43:14,361 --> 00:43:18,444
I would hate to be a single gal with all
those creeps running around out there.

673
00:43:18,528 --> 00:43:21,278
Yeah, Fran, you're really lucky.

674
00:43:21,361 --> 00:43:24,945
I love you

675
00:43:29,070 --> 00:43:32,653
I honestly love you

676
00:43:42,404 --> 00:43:42,571
I suppose they'd like to see the gardens
first. don't you think, Mary?

677
00:43:42,571 --> 00:43:46,321
I suppose they'd like to see the gardens
first. don't you think, Mary?

678
00:43:46,404 --> 00:43:49,988
Over here is where the actual ceremony
would take place.

679
00:43:53,071 --> 00:43:54,696
What are you doing here?

680
00:43:54,780 --> 00:43:58,072
Your papa tell me where you are,
so I come to surprise you.

681
00:43:58,113 --> 00:44:00,738
I made this for you.

682
00:44:01,988 --> 00:44:03,197
And who is this?

683
00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:06,655
- I'm her fiance.
- What?

684
00:44:06,739 --> 00:44:07,822
Her fiance?

685
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,739
- Buongiorno. I am Massimo.
- I'm Steve.

686
00:44:11,822 --> 00:44:13,156
And I'm Fran.

687
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:17,531
Oh, my God, Mary, I cannot believe
you didn't tell us you were engaged.

688
00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:18,906
Mary, you're engaged!

689
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:20,948
That's marvelous!

690
00:44:21,031 --> 00:44:25,615
After all the weddings we've done
together, now finally it's your turn.

691
00:44:25,698 --> 00:44:28,365
- And I am her fiance.
- Congratulations.

692
00:44:28,406 --> 00:44:32,240
We're gonna have to plan something
very special this weekend to celebrate.

693
00:44:32,323 --> 00:44:35,907
- It won't be necessary.
- Yes, it will, because it is wonderful.

694
00:44:35,990 --> 00:44:37,449
It is wonderful.

695
00:44:37,490 --> 00:44:40,990
You've found that somebody special
in your life...

696
00:44:41,074 --> 00:44:42,991
to be honest and faithful to...

697
00:44:43,074 --> 00:44:45,366
until the end of time,
no matter what.

698
00:44:47,032 --> 00:44:49,199
You must take that moment, Mary.

699
00:44:51,074 --> 00:44:53,033
And I am her fiiance.

700
00:44:57,158 --> 00:45:00,492
- We're ready for our tour now.
- Certainly.Just follow me.

701
00:45:00,575 --> 00:45:01,992
Wow.

702
00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:08,909
This wedding putting-together
is not a job for a man.

703
00:45:08,950 --> 00:45:11,784
You stay with me
and we will do the manly bonding.

704
00:45:12,867 --> 00:45:15,242
Manly bonding.
You and me.

705
00:45:15,284 --> 00:45:18,242
We'll let the ladies--
I mean, the brides-to-be--

706
00:45:18,326 --> 00:45:20,743
we'll let them go do their thing.

707
00:45:20,826 --> 00:45:22,076
Bye-bye, girls.

708
00:45:24,451 --> 00:45:26,868
How cute is he?

709
00:45:26,910 --> 00:45:28,993
He's so cute.

710
00:45:29,035 --> 00:45:31,702
How long you known Mary?

711
00:45:31,785 --> 00:45:33,827
Way before she had the breasts.

712
00:45:33,910 --> 00:45:37,744
Believe me, back then
she did not look so good.

713
00:45:37,827 --> 00:45:42,077
Look. A center
for the physical fitness.

714
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,119
We do the bonding.
Follow me.

715
00:45:44,161 --> 00:45:46,119
We do the bonding.

716
00:46:02,578 --> 00:46:04,537
Take it easy there, buddy.

717
00:46:04,578 --> 00:46:07,703
- I like the speed.
- You like the speed.

718
00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:10,704
Faster.

719
00:46:14,287 --> 00:46:15,204
Run!

720
00:46:20,412 --> 00:46:21,663
Run like a man!

721
00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:23,163
Like me!

722
00:46:26,579 --> 00:46:27,996
Well, here we are.

723
00:46:29,663 --> 00:46:32,788
Hi, bunny.
Wedding woman.

724
00:46:32,871 --> 00:46:34,788
Mr. Donolly.
Hello, Mrs. Donolly.

725
00:46:34,872 --> 00:46:36,788
What took you guys so long?

726
00:46:36,872 --> 00:46:40,122
We found seven of the most
adorable vineyards on the way up.

727
00:46:40,205 --> 00:46:42,747
- Right by the side of the road.
- All you can drink.

728
00:46:42,830 --> 00:46:45,705
- Really? Great.
- Oh, honey, do you mind?

729
00:46:46,581 --> 00:46:49,247
- How many is that for you?
- Sixty-five.

730
00:46:49,331 --> 00:46:50,789
And you?

731
00:46:50,831 --> 00:46:52,914
- How many?
- Sixty-five.

732
00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:56,206
Same.

733
00:46:56,289 --> 00:46:58,039
Sixty-seven.

734
00:47:00,581 --> 00:47:05,457
Another plus is that their chefis rated
one of the three best on the West Coast.

735
00:47:05,540 --> 00:47:07,665
I really like it, dad.

736
00:47:07,748 --> 00:47:10,248
You know who else was married here?
Lesley Ann Martin.

737
00:47:10,332 --> 00:47:13,249
Herb Martin's daughter?
Forget it. This place is out.

738
00:47:13,332 --> 00:47:16,249
I'm not following
in Herb Martin's shoddy footsteps.

739
00:47:16,332 --> 00:47:19,416
- I didn't see a stage either.
- Find something bigger.

740
00:47:19,499 --> 00:47:20,916
Eddie, what on earth--

741
00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:26,916
What are you doing?

742
00:47:26,999 --> 00:47:28,541
Yeah, just a second.

743
00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:34,541
Good move, honey.

744
00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:42,709
From this valley

745
00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:45,709
they say you are leavin'

746
00:47:45,792 --> 00:47:47,125
It's "going," honey.

747
00:47:47,209 --> 00:47:48,292
Whatever, darling.

748
00:47:48,376 --> 00:47:52,376
Is hall miss your bright eyes

749
00:47:52,417 --> 00:47:53,959
And sweet smile

750
00:47:57,251 --> 00:48:01,626
I'm starting a non-profit pediatric
foundation. I want Eddie to head it up.

751
00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:04,918
Can you imagine Eddie CEO
of a major medical foundation?

752
00:48:05,001 --> 00:48:06,960
He wants to
give up his patients?

753
00:48:07,043 --> 00:48:09,002
He does.
He just doesn't know it yet.

754
00:48:09,043 --> 00:48:11,335
He has a hard time
leaving people behind.

755
00:48:11,377 --> 00:48:13,335
Always do the right thing.

756
00:48:14,835 --> 00:48:18,627
I'm sure he doesn't always
do the right thing.

757
00:48:18,710 --> 00:48:18,877
Just the some thing something

758
00:48:18,877 --> 00:48:20,877
Just the some thing something

759
00:48:20,961 --> 00:48:24,794
Red River Valley

760
00:48:24,877 --> 00:48:27,294
Mom, would you please shut up!

761
00:48:28,919 --> 00:48:31,795
Whoa! Heel, boy!
Heel! Heel!

762
00:48:38,545 --> 00:48:40,378
Pull on the reins!

763
00:48:46,587 --> 00:48:48,629
Stop! Oh, God!

764
00:48:48,712 --> 00:48:51,046
Horsey! Horsey! Horsey!

765
00:48:51,129 --> 00:48:52,379
Oh, God.

766
00:48:56,087 --> 00:48:57,504
Oh, God.

767
00:49:03,796 --> 00:49:05,213
Tree! Tree!

768
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,296
Hang on, Mary!

769
00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:10,838
I got you! I got you!

770
00:49:11,922 --> 00:49:15,380
On the count of three.
One, two, three!

771
00:49:23,797 --> 00:49:25,339
You okay?

772
00:49:42,132 --> 00:49:45,090
Oh, my God.
You could've been killed.

773
00:49:45,173 --> 00:49:48,382
- It's important to learn how to ride.
- Yeah.

774
00:49:48,465 --> 00:49:51,549
- Eddie, you're riding back with Mary.
- No, no, really.

775
00:49:51,632 --> 00:49:53,549
Don't let her out of your sight.

776
00:49:53,632 --> 00:49:56,632
And the good news is,
I have the wine!

777
00:50:01,091 --> 00:50:03,549
As I walked out on

778
00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:07,258
the streets of Laredo

779
00:50:18,675 --> 00:50:22,009
- Thank you fo rwhat you did.
- No problem.

780
00:50:23,634 --> 00:50:26,051
You don't have to be
all smug about it.

781
00:50:28,384 --> 00:50:31,634
How about a quick recap here, Mary?

782
00:50:31,718 --> 00:50:34,384
You harpoon me for being engaged...

783
00:50:34,468 --> 00:50:40,301
when, in a zippy and unexpected twist,
you yourself turn out to have a fiance.

784
00:50:40,385 --> 00:50:43,010
Now you have the nerve
to call me smug?

785
00:50:43,093 --> 00:50:45,927
Come on, Mary.
What the hell is your problem?

786
00:50:45,968 --> 00:50:47,927
You're the one with the problem.

787
00:50:47,968 --> 00:50:50,094
I've been doing this a long time...

788
00:50:50,177 --> 00:50:53,469
and I can predict down to the week
how long a couple's going to last.

789
00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:57,677
Are you aware that Fran
has chosen teal for her bridesmaids?

790
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,427
Teal, the color of gangrene.

791
00:51:00,511 --> 00:51:04,719
My last bride who chose teal
got her marriage annulled in 12 days.

792
00:51:04,803 --> 00:51:08,928
Oh, oh, and "I Honestly Love You"
as your wedding song?

793
00:51:09,011 --> 00:51:11,095
You might as well commit
matrimonial suicide right now.

794
00:51:12,595 --> 00:51:15,262
You want a confession in blood?
Huh? All right.

795
00:51:15,345 --> 00:51:18,595
That night at the movie,
I was attracted to you.

796
00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:21,554
I was. You caught me.
I admit it.

797
00:51:21,637 --> 00:51:25,887
I mean, let's see, maybe I was a little
unsure about the whole marriage thing.

798
00:51:25,970 --> 00:51:29,221
I don't know,
maybe I was just being a guy...

799
00:51:29,304 --> 00:51:31,846
and an opportunity presented itself.

800
00:51:31,929 --> 00:51:33,221
Bottom line?

801
00:51:33,304 --> 00:51:35,638
I never thought
I'd see you again.

802
00:51:35,721 --> 00:51:38,554
Bottom line?
Nothing happened.

803
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,388
Bottom line?

804
00:51:41,471 --> 00:51:45,847
Now, more than ever,
I believe Fran is the one for me.

805
00:51:47,722 --> 00:51:48,805
So...

806
00:51:48,888 --> 00:51:52,430
I would say,
based on the evidence...

807
00:51:52,472 --> 00:51:56,847
all your theories on love sound like
the rantings of a bitter, cynical woman.

808
00:52:01,014 --> 00:52:06,223
Once I walked out
on the streets of Laredo

809
00:52:06,306 --> 00:52:08,681
And Laredo walked out

810
00:52:08,723 --> 00:52:11,681
On the streets with me

811
00:52:32,891 --> 00:52:34,349
Excuse me.

812
00:52:34,432 --> 00:52:36,349
There's my good boy.

813
00:52:56,934 --> 00:52:58,934
What's going on?

814
00:52:59,017 --> 00:53:03,017
I am measuring you
for your wedding dress.

815
00:53:03,101 --> 00:53:06,309
Dad, I want my house key back.
dad, dad, please.

816
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:10,018
Where's that old wedding dress?

817
00:53:10,059 --> 00:53:13,101
Now we can finally
get rid of this.

818
00:53:13,185 --> 00:53:15,143
Dad, put that back!

819
00:53:15,226 --> 00:53:18,143
Hey, Mary,
what do you want on your bagel?

820
00:53:18,226 --> 00:53:20,935
No bagel. No wedding dress.
No wedding.

821
00:53:21,018 --> 00:53:21,935
No wedding?

822
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:26,185
But Massimo said
you announced your engagement.

823
00:53:26,269 --> 00:53:28,185
I never said that.

824
00:53:28,269 --> 00:53:31,602
My God, this is like
the blind date that wouldn't end.

825
00:53:32,936 --> 00:53:34,102
He's right.

826
00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:38,186
You're frightened by
a mounting attraction for him.

827
00:53:38,269 --> 00:53:39,936
Oh, that's disgusting.

828
00:53:41,019 --> 00:53:44,895
- I told you Mismo was full of crap.
- No Mismo! Massimo!

829
00:53:44,978 --> 00:53:46,603
Go toast the bagel.

830
00:53:46,686 --> 00:53:49,186
Yeah, I'll toast when I see fit.

831
00:53:49,228 --> 00:53:51,687
Mismo, Massimo
or any other kind of"mo."

832
00:53:51,728 --> 00:53:54,520
Dad, you cannot
push some guy at me.

833
00:53:54,603 --> 00:53:56,520
That's not how it works.

834
00:53:56,604 --> 00:53:58,520
You know that.
You had Ma.

835
00:53:58,604 --> 00:54:02,104
Yes, and I didn't meet her
until the day of our wedding.

836
00:54:02,187 --> 00:54:03,771
What are you talking about?

837
00:54:05,646 --> 00:54:08,979
Your mother and I
had an arranged marriage.

838
00:54:10,354 --> 00:54:12,479
An arranged marriage?

839
00:54:14,605 --> 00:54:17,688
We met on the day of our wedding.

840
00:54:17,771 --> 00:54:20,188
We couldn't even look at each other.

841
00:54:20,230 --> 00:54:22,730
I was in love
with another girl...

842
00:54:22,772 --> 00:54:27,064
and your mother
wanted nothing to do with me.

843
00:54:27,147 --> 00:54:31,105
She said I had big eye brows
and a low IQ

844
00:54:32,147 --> 00:54:34,231
Anyway, one day...

845
00:54:34,314 --> 00:54:38,439
I got very sick
with scarlet fever...

846
00:54:39,648 --> 00:54:42,356
and she stayed by my side.

847
00:54:42,439 --> 00:54:44,356
She took good care of me.

848
00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:48,398
For the first time...

849
00:54:48,481 --> 00:54:50,398
I appreciated her.

850
00:54:51,565 --> 00:54:54,523
Then the appreciation
grew to respect.

851
00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:58,274
Respect grew to like.

852
00:54:59,732 --> 00:55:02,982
Then like grew to love.

853
00:55:04,441 --> 00:55:07,399
A deeper love
than I could ever hope for.

854
00:55:10,899 --> 00:55:13,566
So give Massimo a chance.

855
00:55:15,108 --> 00:55:17,066
Maybe you don't like him now...

856
00:55:17,150 --> 00:55:20,358
but maybe
you might love him later.

857
00:55:21,441 --> 00:55:26,400
I should've told you about
your mother and I a long time ago.

858
00:55:26,442 --> 00:55:29,525
Maybe then you'd feel
differently about love.

859
00:55:33,609 --> 00:55:36,067
I don't feel anything about love.

860
00:55:40,526 --> 00:55:42,443
What do you think, Mary?

861
00:55:45,276 --> 00:55:47,193
Oh, the park's great.

862
00:55:48,318 --> 00:55:52,151
You guys would be the first. No one
else has been married here before.

863
00:55:56,985 --> 00:56:00,485
Well, we'd have to construct
the site from scratch...

864
00:56:00,569 --> 00:56:03,985
but at least you wouldn't
have to cut the guest list.

865
00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:06,486
Dad would love it.

866
00:56:06,569 --> 00:56:09,069
And what about
the bride and groom-to-be?

867
00:56:09,152 --> 00:56:12,611
- I say, let's take it.
- I think we should keep looking.

868
00:56:12,652 --> 00:56:15,611
- Really?
- Maybe I should give you guys a minute.

869
00:56:16,986 --> 00:56:18,444
You don't like it?

870
00:56:21,236 --> 00:56:22,778
I don't know.

871
00:56:22,861 --> 00:56:24,320
Come on.

872
00:56:28,862 --> 00:56:33,820
All right, if this is what you want,
then I'm-- I'm fine with it.

873
00:56:35,737 --> 00:56:38,154
Do you see why
I'm marrying this guy?

874
00:56:38,904 --> 00:56:41,862
Because he is so good to me.

875
00:56:41,946 --> 00:56:45,779
Yep, you two will have no problem
planning the wedding while I'm gone.

876
00:56:45,863 --> 00:56:48,321
- I beg your pardon?
-Just for a week.

877
00:56:48,404 --> 00:56:50,321
- Gone?
- I've got to fly back east.

878
00:56:50,405 --> 00:56:53,446
We're looking at buying out
a few of our manufacturers.

879
00:56:53,530 --> 00:56:56,947
- Fran, this is a really critical time.
- That's why we shouldn't lose momentum.

880
00:56:57,030 --> 00:57:00,488
You guys will do a great job.
I trust you.

881
00:57:03,822 --> 00:57:06,239
Fran wants statues at the wedding.

882
00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:11,197
A well-chosen sculpture can help enhance
the tone and theme of the ceremony.

883
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,197
Something like this could be nice.

884
00:57:13,281 --> 00:57:15,198
A little depressing, isn't it?

885
00:57:15,281 --> 00:57:18,073
No, it's wistful and romantic.

886
00:57:18,114 --> 00:57:19,489
Oh.

887
00:57:19,573 --> 00:57:20,989
Okay.

888
00:57:25,365 --> 00:57:28,948
I always pictured
a small wedding myself.

889
00:57:28,990 --> 00:57:31,490
Close friends and family.

890
00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:34,532
On the beach somewhere.
Cool, salty breeze.

891
00:57:36,865 --> 00:57:40,449
You know, the Aphrodite we passed
on the way in might be perfect.

892
00:57:40,532 --> 00:57:42,449
What about this guy?

893
00:57:42,532 --> 00:57:46,158
Well, this is all wrong for a wedding.
It's too menacing.

894
00:57:46,241 --> 00:57:48,783
Mary, I think you're wrong.

895
00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:51,783
He's not menacing.
He's masculine.

896
00:57:52,866 --> 00:57:54,616
He's the protector.

897
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,741
- This man is strong.
- He's naked.

898
00:57:56,825 --> 00:57:58,116
This man is sturdy.

899
00:57:58,992 --> 00:58:00,867
Oh, my God.

900
00:58:00,950 --> 00:58:03,075
Pick him up
before somebody sees.

901
00:58:04,033 --> 00:58:05,450
You all right?

902
00:58:07,867 --> 00:58:10,825
- The man is heavy.
- Oh, my God, there's a guard coming.

903
00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:13,659
There.

904
00:58:14,617 --> 00:58:16,492
Oh, my God.

905
00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:18,451
You castrated him.

906
00:58:19,576 --> 00:58:21,243
Oh, no.

907
00:58:21,326 --> 00:58:22,951
The guard's coming this way.

908
00:58:23,034 --> 00:58:25,993
- I'm sorry, buddy.
- We gotta fix him.

909
00:58:26,910 --> 00:58:29,827
What do you got?
Oh, of course. Krazy Glue.

910
00:58:29,910 --> 00:58:34,160
Why didn't I bring Krazy Glue,
in case his pecker fell off?

911
00:58:34,202 --> 00:58:37,244
- All right, ready?
- Is it sticking?

912
00:58:37,327 --> 00:58:40,577
- You got it?
- Yeah, he's on. Oh, shit.

913
00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:42,952
Steve's stuck.
Steve's glued to his pecker.

914
00:58:43,036 --> 00:58:44,494
- Hi.
- Hi there.

915
00:58:44,536 --> 00:58:46,911
Sir, touching the statues
isn't permitted.

916
00:58:46,994 --> 00:58:48,411
Yes, sir.

917
00:58:48,494 --> 00:58:50,411
You're right.
It's limestone, not granite.

918
00:58:50,494 --> 00:58:53,411
We had a bet going.
She won.

919
00:58:53,494 --> 00:58:54,745
- Sir.
- Yeah?

920
00:58:54,828 --> 00:58:56,078
Your hand, sir.

921
00:59:00,786 --> 00:59:02,620
Yeah, my hand.

922
00:59:03,703 --> 00:59:05,953
Here it is.
You were right.

923
00:59:06,703 --> 00:59:08,287
A limestone penis.

924
00:59:09,495 --> 00:59:11,537
You'd think he'd be bigger, huh?

925
00:59:14,496 --> 00:59:15,912
All right.

926
00:59:18,704 --> 00:59:19,621
Jesus.

927
00:59:20,829 --> 00:59:23,371
What else you got in that?

928
00:59:23,413 --> 00:59:24,996
My entire universe.

929
00:59:32,955 --> 00:59:34,372
- I'm sorry--
- I'm sorry--

930
00:59:34,455 --> 00:59:37,038
- I'm sorry. Go ahead.
- No, you go.

931
00:59:38,122 --> 00:59:40,372
I'm sorry about Napa.

932
00:59:41,955 --> 00:59:45,247
I didn't mean to call you
bitter and cynical. You're not.

933
00:59:45,331 --> 00:59:49,581
And I'm sorry, what I said about
your marriage being doomed to fail.

934
00:59:51,539 --> 00:59:54,456
Well, I apologize for saying
you were just an opportunity.

935
00:59:55,748 --> 00:59:57,706
That was pretty ugly of me.

936
00:59:57,748 --> 01:00:01,748
And I was only half serious
about the teal bridesmaid thing.

937
01:00:02,956 --> 01:00:05,873
Well, at least I have
a 50-50 chance, right?

938
01:00:07,498 --> 01:00:10,457
You and Fran are gonna be
real happy together.

939
01:00:11,582 --> 01:00:14,499
So are you and Massimo.
It's gonna work.

940
01:00:14,582 --> 01:00:18,416
Yeah, well, um,
we're not engaged anymore.

941
01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:22,208
- Really?
- Really.

942
01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:25,624
- Are you okay with that?
- Yeah.

943
01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:30,416
It was more my dad
trying to get us together.

944
01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:34,291
Why would he want to do that?

945
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:41,459
Well, probably because
he was so happy with my mom.

946
01:00:56,876 --> 01:01:00,210
Fran said to go forward
with the violet chocolate--

947
01:01:00,293 --> 01:01:02,960
- The chocolate one?
- The one that you suggested.

948
01:01:03,043 --> 01:01:05,335
Good. Then I'll
put in that order today.

949
01:01:05,418 --> 01:01:07,627
- How is Fran?
- She's good.

950
01:01:07,710 --> 01:01:11,460
She's making deals, kickin' butt.
You know, being Fran.

951
01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:17,627
Oh, nicely done.

952
01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:23,502
- Thank you, Mary.
- You're welcome.

953
01:01:23,544 --> 01:01:25,169
You wanna keep it?

954
01:01:26,378 --> 01:01:27,836
Sure.

955
01:01:33,753 --> 01:01:36,211
Wow, it's a nice day.

956
01:01:37,420 --> 01:01:40,378
I agree with you
about the small wedding.

957
01:01:41,753 --> 01:01:44,170
That's the way I'd do it too.

958
01:01:53,004 --> 01:01:54,462
Papa.

959
01:02:00,546 --> 01:02:03,380
How nice to see you.

960
01:02:04,463 --> 01:02:05,713
Where's my father?

961
01:02:05,796 --> 01:02:09,672
He's out buying the balloons
for Burt's birthday party.

962
01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:12,047
Tell him I was here.

963
01:02:12,088 --> 01:02:13,713
Wait, Mary.

964
01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:15,797
Are you mad with me?

965
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,422
Yes...

966
01:02:17,464 --> 01:02:19,214
I'm mad at you.

967
01:02:19,297 --> 01:02:21,672
You told my father
we were engaged.

968
01:02:21,756 --> 01:02:24,672
He tried to measure me
for a wedding dress.

969
01:02:24,756 --> 01:02:27,714
What is the matter with you?
You never listen.

970
01:02:27,798 --> 01:02:31,464
Massimo, we are not going to
be together like that. Okay?

971
01:02:31,548 --> 01:02:35,048
- And why are you in my father's house?
- I am sorry. I will leave you alone.

972
01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:40,090
From now on, I'll no longer bother you.
We will be just friends.

973
01:02:40,132 --> 01:02:43,090
Oh, you think we can be friends
just like that?

974
01:02:43,132 --> 01:02:46,507
I want to apologize
for any madness I caused you.

975
01:02:46,590 --> 01:02:47,924
Is this a trick?

976
01:02:47,965 --> 01:02:49,924
No tricks.
I'm very serious.

977
01:02:50,965 --> 01:02:53,507
I just want for us to be
buddy-buddy.

978
01:02:54,966 --> 01:02:57,424
I promise you.

979
01:02:59,299 --> 01:03:01,716
Do you have plans for dinner?

980
01:03:01,799 --> 01:03:05,591
As a friend, I want to
make for you a wonderful...

981
01:03:05,675 --> 01:03:07,591
American dish.

982
01:03:08,758 --> 01:03:10,425
Sit. I will start.

983
01:03:12,842 --> 01:03:15,383
That's your specialty?
Instant macaroni and cheese?

984
01:03:15,425 --> 01:03:17,842
It is a low-budget wonder.

985
01:03:17,925 --> 01:03:20,342
Already today,
I've eaten three boxes.

986
01:03:21,550 --> 01:03:24,134
Nothing like
a well-balanced diet.

987
01:03:37,426 --> 01:03:41,177
- You remind me so much of your mother.
- You don't remember my mother.

988
01:03:41,260 --> 01:03:43,302
Yeah, I remember your mother.

989
01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,552
She had the same big smile...

990
01:03:46,593 --> 01:03:48,760
and the same dark hair.

991
01:03:48,844 --> 01:03:52,760
She had no nail on her little fiinger.
I don't remember why.

992
01:03:54,802 --> 01:03:58,344
A brick fell on it when she was little.
It never grew back.

993
01:03:58,427 --> 01:04:00,594
You see?
We have much history together.

994
01:04:00,636 --> 01:04:02,594
I guess we sort of do.

995
01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:11,595
You look like
you have much on your mind.

996
01:04:11,678 --> 01:04:13,095
Not at all.

997
01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:15,845
Well, we're friends...

998
01:04:15,887 --> 01:04:19,304
and friends listen when friends
are not feeling so good...

999
01:04:19,387 --> 01:04:21,470
so please to tell me.

1000
01:04:25,179 --> 01:04:27,179
There's nothing to tell.

1001
01:04:27,262 --> 01:04:30,179
I thought I could control everything,
and I can't.

1002
01:04:31,304 --> 01:04:34,263
I met someone who I thought was--

1003
01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:35,804
Well, he's not.

1004
01:04:41,013 --> 01:04:44,180
Did you ever like somebody,
but the timing was off?

1005
01:04:45,388 --> 01:04:46,638
Way off?

1006
01:04:48,055 --> 01:04:51,472
You feel things
you should not be feeling?

1007
01:04:54,389 --> 01:04:56,306
I'm not making any sense.

1008
01:04:58,389 --> 01:05:00,347
You make much sense.

1009
01:05:02,723 --> 01:05:06,098
You long for him
the way I long for you.

1010
01:05:09,806 --> 01:05:11,723
I don't want you to think--

1011
01:05:11,806 --> 01:05:13,723
I want to tell you something.

1012
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:18,223
You need to learn patience.

1013
01:05:19,390 --> 01:05:21,349
Love can't always be perfect.

1014
01:05:21,390 --> 01:05:23,349
Love is just love.

1015
01:05:28,641 --> 01:05:30,599
My mom used to say that.

1016
01:05:30,641 --> 01:05:33,224
Your mother was a very wise woman.

1017
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:37,933
Eat.

1018
01:05:49,350 --> 01:05:54,475
We'll start with camellias as a base,
and anything else that jumps out at you.

1019
01:05:55,559 --> 01:05:57,975
- Let me know.
- Okay.

1020
01:05:58,059 --> 01:05:59,809
Roses.

1021
01:05:59,892 --> 01:06:01,309
Wreaths.

1022
01:06:01,392 --> 01:06:03,476
We don't need any more statues.

1023
01:06:04,643 --> 01:06:05,934
How about this beauty?

1024
01:06:05,976 --> 01:06:08,101
Interesting.

1025
01:06:08,143 --> 01:06:10,726
This is called a bleeding heart...

1026
01:06:10,810 --> 01:06:13,601
the offiicial funeral fower
of Tibet.

1027
01:06:13,643 --> 01:06:15,851
I knew I'd be good at this.

1028
01:06:16,977 --> 01:06:18,893
I'll take
some Slit-My-Wrists-Susans...

1029
01:06:18,977 --> 01:06:20,893
and we'll be ready.

1030
01:06:24,394 --> 01:06:26,310
How'd you guys meet?

1031
01:06:26,394 --> 01:06:28,477
- Me and Fran?
- Yeah.

1032
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,019
College.

1033
01:06:30,102 --> 01:06:32,061
She was in one of your classes?

1034
01:06:32,102 --> 01:06:34,227
No, she was a bookie, actually.

1035
01:06:34,311 --> 01:06:36,769
- Fran was a bookie?
- Yeah, she was.

1036
01:06:36,853 --> 01:06:38,769
She single-handedly established...

1037
01:06:38,853 --> 01:06:41,186
this underground gambling ring
at UC Berkeley...

1038
01:06:41,269 --> 01:06:43,978
took bets on every sporting event
imaginable, ran numbers...

1039
01:06:44,061 --> 01:06:46,978
and even hosted a Vegas night
at her sorority house.

1040
01:06:47,061 --> 01:06:49,478
- You're lying.
- No, that was Fran.

1041
01:06:49,562 --> 01:06:52,520
- Orchids? does that work?
- Yeah, orchids would work.

1042
01:06:52,562 --> 01:06:53,853
Okay.

1043
01:06:53,937 --> 01:06:55,854
Yeah, she was the coolest.

1044
01:06:55,937 --> 01:06:59,145
I was the bookworm, she was
the wild child, and she picked me.

1045
01:07:00,937 --> 01:07:03,396
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

1046
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:06,938
- How about cabbage?
- My God.

1047
01:07:08,563 --> 01:07:10,479
- What's the matter?
-Just hide me.

1048
01:07:10,563 --> 01:07:13,521
- Mary, what are you doing?
- don't say my name!

1049
01:07:13,605 --> 01:07:15,105
Oh, my God.

1050
01:07:34,564 --> 01:07:35,731
You okay?

1051
01:07:35,814 --> 01:07:37,231
I found it.

1052
01:07:40,356 --> 01:07:42,731
Hi. How you doing?
I'm Steve Edison.

1053
01:07:42,773 --> 01:07:45,731
Keith Richmond.
My wife Wendy.

1054
01:07:45,773 --> 01:07:47,940
Nice to meet you, Wendy.

1055
01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:51,690
So, how do you all know each other?

1056
01:07:52,607 --> 01:07:55,773
- It's a long story.
- Oh, let me tell it.

1057
01:07:55,857 --> 01:07:57,774
It's really a funny story.

1058
01:07:57,857 --> 01:07:59,274
See, Keith...

1059
01:07:59,357 --> 01:08:01,024
was my fiance.

1060
01:08:01,107 --> 01:08:04,566
And Wendy was
his high school girlfriend.

1061
01:08:04,607 --> 01:08:08,024
On the night of our rehearsal dinner,
I found them making out.

1062
01:08:10,191 --> 01:08:12,399
In my car.

1063
01:08:13,399 --> 01:08:15,775
I think that covers
all the high points.

1064
01:08:15,816 --> 01:08:17,775
Did I leave anything out?

1065
01:08:21,316 --> 01:08:23,233
- You all right?
- Yeah.

1066
01:08:26,483 --> 01:08:27,900
This home?

1067
01:08:30,192 --> 01:08:32,109
You wanna go up?

1068
01:08:43,484 --> 01:08:45,234
All right? You okay?

1069
01:08:45,276 --> 01:08:49,526
Jezebel was the only queen in the Bible
to be eaten by dogs.

1070
01:08:49,610 --> 01:08:52,610
- Did she fall down in the street?
- That's yours.

1071
01:08:54,193 --> 01:08:56,152
Hang on. Hang on.

1072
01:08:59,694 --> 01:09:03,277
- Mr. and Mrs. Wilfred Barber.
- No, it's not that one.

1073
01:09:05,027 --> 01:09:07,444
Nancy Pong.

1074
01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:14,861
Who is it?

1075
01:09:14,903 --> 01:09:16,944
Nancy Pong? 2C?

1076
01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:19,820
- Yes.
- Nancy, would you buzz us in, please?

1077
01:09:20,570 --> 01:09:22,945
It's Mary Fiore, 7H.

1078
01:09:22,986 --> 01:09:24,862
Who?

1079
01:09:24,945 --> 01:09:26,195
You don't know me.

1080
01:09:27,278 --> 01:09:29,195
We haven't met because...

1081
01:09:30,362 --> 01:09:32,945
I'm a control freak...

1082
01:09:32,987 --> 01:09:35,445
and I don't have time for people.

1083
01:09:37,196 --> 01:09:40,112
But if you ever need
to borrow a cup of sugar...

1084
01:09:41,321 --> 01:09:43,238
I can't help you...

1085
01:09:45,446 --> 01:09:47,904
'cause I don't have time to shop.

1086
01:09:58,322 --> 01:10:00,280
I wanna go home.

1087
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:03,239
We are home.

1088
01:10:03,322 --> 01:10:05,947
We're just out on the porch.

1089
01:10:05,989 --> 01:10:07,447
All right?

1090
01:10:09,281 --> 01:10:11,197
He's married...

1091
01:10:12,697 --> 01:10:14,989
and they're gonna have a baby.

1092
01:10:17,573 --> 01:10:19,489
And he looked good.

1093
01:10:20,573 --> 01:10:21,865
No, he didn't.

1094
01:10:21,948 --> 01:10:24,406
- No, he really didn't.
- He did.

1095
01:10:27,948 --> 01:10:31,240
Hold it there, please. Thank you.
Here we go. We're in.

1096
01:10:31,282 --> 01:10:34,740
-I don't know him.
-I know, but he'll hold the door for us.

1097
01:10:34,824 --> 01:10:37,907
Come here. Here we go.
Stand up.

1098
01:10:37,990 --> 01:10:39,907
Hold that position. Here we go.

1099
01:10:39,991 --> 01:10:43,449
We got your beer, we got your purse,
we got you, we got your keys.

1100
01:10:43,532 --> 01:10:45,824
Hi there.
Here we go.

1101
01:10:45,866 --> 01:10:48,824
This is somebody that lives
in the same building. Thank you.

1102
01:10:48,866 --> 01:10:51,033
Are you Nancy Pong?

1103
01:10:52,408 --> 01:10:54,533
Okay, a little bit more.

1104
01:10:56,908 --> 01:10:58,825
A little fire.

1105
01:11:05,450 --> 01:11:07,367
Medium well.

1106
01:11:08,659 --> 01:11:11,576
You really don't think
he looked good?

1107
01:11:11,659 --> 01:11:14,076
Oh, no.
He looked old.

1108
01:11:14,159 --> 01:11:15,993
You know?

1109
01:11:16,034 --> 01:11:19,076
Unhappy and fat.
He put on a couple pounds.

1110
01:11:19,159 --> 01:11:20,576
Be quiet.

1111
01:11:26,576 --> 01:11:29,035
He said they were just friends...

1112
01:11:30,410 --> 01:11:32,493
but deep down, I knew better.

1113
01:11:39,785 --> 01:11:41,702
I was just a stand-in.

1114
01:11:43,244 --> 01:11:45,327
A poor man's Wendy.

1115
01:11:50,036 --> 01:11:52,661
She threw my bridal shower for me.

1116
01:11:52,744 --> 01:11:56,995
She even took time to freeze mint leaves
and raspberries in ice cubes.

1117
01:11:57,036 --> 01:12:00,162
That should've tipped me off
right there.

1118
01:12:00,245 --> 01:12:02,162
She was trying too hard.

1119
01:12:06,954 --> 01:12:08,370
Jerk.

1120
01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:15,412
It's a good thing I didn't marry him.

1121
01:12:21,621 --> 01:12:24,038
But most of the time I think...

1122
01:12:28,121 --> 01:12:30,705
I just wasn't enough.

1123
01:12:36,205 --> 01:12:38,622
No, no, no, you're wrong.

1124
01:12:44,872 --> 01:12:46,789
And another thing.

1125
01:12:49,414 --> 01:12:50,831
This Wendy...

1126
01:12:52,956 --> 01:12:56,165
she's nothing but a poor man's Mary.

1127
01:13:25,916 --> 01:13:27,333
It's getting late.

1128
01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:34,708
I'd better go.

1129
01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:42,084
I'll walk you to the door.

1130
01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:45,084
- That's all right. Stay there.
- No, it's okay.

1131
01:13:47,417 --> 01:13:49,834
- Wait.
- Take your time. You all right?

1132
01:13:56,334 --> 01:13:59,251
Thanks for tonight.
I know that I was a mess.

1133
01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:02,543
No, you weren't a mess.

1134
01:14:03,710 --> 01:14:05,168
A little bit.

1135
01:14:07,127 --> 01:14:08,210
Shut up.

1136
01:14:08,293 --> 01:14:10,877
- You gonna be okay?
- Yeah.

1137
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:14,919
Two aspirin, a lot of water,
sleep, and a beer in the morning.

1138
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,086
That's the cure.

1139
01:14:17,169 --> 01:14:19,336
- Good night, Mary.
- Good night.

1140
01:14:54,463 --> 01:14:56,629
You ever think about
that night in the park?

1141
01:14:56,713 --> 01:14:57,921
What?

1142
01:15:02,546 --> 01:15:04,505
I barely know you.

1143
01:15:05,838 --> 01:15:08,588
I don't know your dad's first name.

1144
01:15:08,672 --> 01:15:13,255
I don't know if you ever wore braces
or contacts or glasses.

1145
01:15:13,339 --> 01:15:16,255
I have no idea how you came to be
a wedding planner, Mary.

1146
01:15:22,172 --> 01:15:24,339
But I know
the curves of your face...

1147
01:15:27,464 --> 01:15:30,423
and I know every feck of gold
in your eyes.

1148
01:15:35,673 --> 01:15:37,965
And I know that
that night in the park...

1149
01:15:41,423 --> 01:15:44,007
was the best time I've ever had.

1150
01:15:58,299 --> 01:16:00,008
Please say something.

1151
01:16:02,049 --> 01:16:04,633
I'm a magnet for unavailable men...

1152
01:16:08,216 --> 01:16:10,175
and I'm sick of it.

1153
01:16:14,675 --> 01:16:16,092
It's simple.

1154
01:16:18,425 --> 01:16:19,884
I know Fran.

1155
01:16:21,592 --> 01:16:23,051
I respect her.

1156
01:16:25,551 --> 01:16:27,009
And she loves you.

1157
01:16:31,759 --> 01:16:34,343
So, besides your tux measurements...

1158
01:16:36,343 --> 01:16:38,301
that's all I need to know.

1159
01:16:45,427 --> 01:16:47,135
Please go away.

1160
01:16:54,386 --> 01:16:56,177
Good night, Mary.

1161
01:17:17,887 --> 01:17:19,845
How do you word an invitation...

1162
01:17:19,887 --> 01:17:22,345
where both sets of parents
are paying for the wedding...

1163
01:17:22,387 --> 01:17:25,346
the groom is in the military,
about to receive a medical degree...

1164
01:17:25,387 --> 01:17:29,012
and the bride is a widow whose father
recently had a sex-change operation...

1165
01:17:29,096 --> 01:17:32,554
and now goes by the name
Sugar Pie deSanto?

1166
01:17:32,638 --> 01:17:34,596
- Mary?
- What is it?

1167
01:17:34,638 --> 01:17:36,596
A little tense?

1168
01:17:36,638 --> 01:17:39,596
Just terribly, terribly...

1169
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:40,763
alert.

1170
01:17:45,472 --> 01:17:46,680
What's the matter?

1171
01:17:46,763 --> 01:17:48,805
I came back early.

1172
01:17:50,805 --> 01:17:53,722
Why?
I mean, is everything okay?

1173
01:17:53,805 --> 01:17:55,972
I've discovered something.

1174
01:17:57,639 --> 01:18:01,056
I've been blind.
I didn't want to see it.

1175
01:18:01,931 --> 01:18:04,514
I tried to ignore the signs.

1176
01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:07,723
I think you know
what I'm talking about.

1177
01:18:07,765 --> 01:18:11,473
Let me explain.
It's not what you think.

1178
01:18:11,556 --> 01:18:13,015
Yes, it is.

1179
01:18:14,765 --> 01:18:16,807
I can't go through with this wedding.

1180
01:18:18,557 --> 01:18:20,099
But, Fran--

1181
01:18:20,140 --> 01:18:23,515
I was in a meeting
talking about Boccolino mozzarella...

1182
01:18:23,599 --> 01:18:26,516
and it hit me
that this isn't going to work.

1183
01:18:27,891 --> 01:18:31,016
I can't stand the way
he chews on pen caps...

1184
01:18:31,099 --> 01:18:34,058
or the songs
that he sings in the shower.

1185
01:18:34,099 --> 01:18:39,725
It drives me nuts, how he hikes up his
left pant leg after he's eaten too much.

1186
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:45,183
Is Eddie gonna be the last man
that I sleep with...

1187
01:18:45,267 --> 01:18:46,683
ever?

1188
01:18:48,642 --> 01:18:53,100
I've been with him so long, I don't
even know why we're together anymore.

1189
01:19:01,017 --> 01:19:02,309
Look at me.

1190
01:19:05,393 --> 01:19:07,309
You are exquisite.

1191
01:19:09,976 --> 01:19:11,143
You're timeless.

1192
01:19:13,310 --> 01:19:16,268
And you have the love
of a man named Steve.

1193
01:19:18,268 --> 01:19:23,727
A man who, while you were away having
meetings about mozzarella, said to me...

1194
01:19:23,810 --> 01:19:26,727
"I can't believe she picked me.

1195
01:19:29,394 --> 01:19:33,352
I can't believe I'm marrying the most
incredible woman I've ever met."

1196
01:19:39,728 --> 01:19:42,686
So that tells me
that this marriage of yours...

1197
01:19:44,103 --> 01:19:46,061
is not only gonna work...

1198
01:19:48,687 --> 01:19:50,812
it's gonna last forever.

1199
01:19:53,395 --> 01:19:54,520
Really?

1200
01:19:57,270 --> 01:19:58,479
Really.

1201
01:20:02,229 --> 01:20:03,687
Thank you.

1202
01:20:07,521 --> 01:20:09,479
Thank you, thank you.

1203
01:20:13,063 --> 01:20:13,188
For he's a jolly good fellow

1204
01:20:13,188 --> 01:20:15,355
For he's a jolly good fellow

1205
01:20:15,438 --> 01:20:18,272
For he's a jolly good fellow

1206
01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:20,897
Which nobody can deny

1207
01:20:22,605 --> 01:20:25,522
Let me pray, let me pray.

1208
01:20:33,897 --> 01:20:36,856
Hope he didn't spit on the cake.

1209
01:20:36,898 --> 01:20:38,981
Come on.
Open up your presents.

1210
01:20:40,648 --> 01:20:44,148
No, no, please.
Everyone, I want to make some toast.

1211
01:20:46,606 --> 01:20:49,357
- Happy birthday, Burt.
- Salute.

1212
01:20:51,023 --> 01:20:53,440
Buddy Burt.
Salvatore.

1213
01:20:53,523 --> 01:20:57,565
I want to thank Salvatore
for taking me into his life...

1214
01:20:57,649 --> 01:21:00,899
and introducing me
to all you wonderful people.

1215
01:21:05,149 --> 01:21:07,066
Hold on a moment.

1216
01:21:08,983 --> 01:21:10,899
Where is he going?

1217
01:21:42,651 --> 01:21:47,276
I know I never done the right thing,
I never say the right thing...

1218
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,443
and I act like a fool.

1219
01:21:52,693 --> 01:21:56,277
I know I say
we're just buddy-buddy friends...

1220
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:59,319
but that would not be true
to my heart.

1221
01:22:00,985 --> 01:22:03,610
So I would ask you
this one question.

1222
01:22:03,694 --> 01:22:05,611
And if you answer no...

1223
01:22:07,652 --> 01:22:10,611
then I will leave you alone
once and for all.

1224
01:22:15,694 --> 01:22:18,236
Be my wife, Mary Fiore...

1225
01:22:19,986 --> 01:22:25,403
and I will take care of you
and be true to you...

1226
01:22:25,445 --> 01:22:29,112
and, like this house
I built for your dolls...

1227
01:22:29,195 --> 01:22:33,320
I will make sure you have
a strong roof over your head.

1228
01:22:33,404 --> 01:22:36,279
If your answer is yes...

1229
01:22:36,321 --> 01:22:39,904
then no one will ever love you
as much as I love you.

1230
01:22:41,654 --> 01:22:43,613
If your answer is yes...

1231
01:22:45,571 --> 01:22:49,030
you will make me
the happiest man on the Earth.

1232
01:25:36,747 --> 01:25:38,705
What would I have done
without you?

1233
01:25:38,747 --> 01:25:41,539
Hey, wedding woman,
you did some job.

1234
01:25:41,622 --> 01:25:44,914
My girl's gonna knock 'em dead.
Aren't you, sluggo?

1235
01:25:44,997 --> 01:25:48,914
Well, somebody stole my lucky mike.
I can't sing without my lucky mike.

1236
01:26:27,791 --> 01:26:29,375
What are you doing here?

1237
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:32,583
You know it's bad luck
to see the bride before the wedding.

1238
01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:37,083
You look beautiful.

1239
01:26:37,917 --> 01:26:41,500
Go on. Get out of here.
We're starting any minute.

1240
01:26:41,584 --> 01:26:43,000
Come on.

1241
01:26:44,376 --> 01:26:47,459
- Let's take a walk.
- A walk?

1242
01:26:47,542 --> 01:26:49,917
A walk. Come on.

1243
01:26:50,001 --> 01:26:51,418
Come on.

1244
01:26:53,668 --> 01:26:56,251
No. What are you talking about?
You cannot give the whole wedding to me.

1245
01:26:56,334 --> 01:26:59,126
Everything is gonna be fine.
It's a no-brainer.

1246
01:26:59,210 --> 01:27:01,085
You can't do this.
Geri's out there!

1247
01:27:01,126 --> 01:27:04,127
So?
The whole commission is yours.

1248
01:27:05,835 --> 01:27:07,418
That's more money
than I make in a year.

1249
01:27:07,502 --> 01:27:11,377
Then I guess that means we're gonna
have to go shopping next week.

1250
01:27:13,335 --> 01:27:16,336
I am completely confused.
Why are you doing this?

1251
01:27:17,877 --> 01:27:18,961
Because there's somewhere
I've gotta be.

1252
01:27:20,044 --> 01:27:22,919
Okay, we can talk
after the wedding.

1253
01:27:23,003 --> 01:27:25,003
Hang on a minute, Fran.

1254
01:27:27,419 --> 01:27:31,503
- Why do you wanna marry me?
- What?

1255
01:27:31,586 --> 01:27:33,753
That's one of the questions
I need answered.

1256
01:27:35,295 --> 01:27:36,962
Steve, you're scaring me.

1257
01:27:38,128 --> 01:27:39,587
You never call me Steve.

1258
01:27:40,337 --> 01:27:41,837
That's because you don't like it.

1259
01:27:44,212 --> 01:27:46,170
I never said I didn't like it.

1260
01:27:48,712 --> 01:27:51,754
- Okay, where is this going?
- Why do you wanna marry me?

1261
01:27:54,046 --> 01:27:56,046
Are you kidding me?

1262
01:27:56,088 --> 01:27:58,046
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm not.

1263
01:27:58,088 --> 01:28:01,713
You're trying to dump me
on the day of my wedding.

1264
01:28:01,755 --> 01:28:05,005
- I just need to know your answer.
- This is not happening to me.

1265
01:28:05,088 --> 01:28:07,588
- Franny, Franny.
- This is-- don't " Franny" me!

1266
01:28:07,672 --> 01:28:10,255
Don't " Franny" me,
you selfish bastard!

1267
01:28:10,338 --> 01:28:13,130
The reasons we were together in college
don't hold up anymore.

1268
01:28:13,214 --> 01:28:15,172
We're different people now.

1269
01:28:15,214 --> 01:28:17,756
- And?
- And I think you know that.

1270
01:28:19,089 --> 01:28:21,006
Listen to me.

1271
01:28:21,089 --> 01:28:24,089
If you really love me,
I'll put this cummerbund on right now...

1272
01:28:24,173 --> 01:28:27,548
we'll walk up that hill
and go to the big tent and do it.

1273
01:28:27,589 --> 01:28:30,298
- You would do that?
- Yes, I would.

1274
01:28:32,923 --> 01:28:34,756
All those people.

1275
01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:37,382
You don't know half of'em.

1276
01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:40,882
You and me.

1277
01:28:42,632 --> 01:28:44,049
Are you ready?

1278
01:28:47,299 --> 01:28:50,216
Yes. Yes, of course.

1279
01:28:53,674 --> 01:28:55,883
I just need a second.

1280
01:29:03,633 --> 01:29:05,050
Oh, God.

1281
01:29:27,343 --> 01:29:30,259
I don't want to get married.

1282
01:30:22,054 --> 01:30:24,971
How did we let it get this far?

1283
01:30:26,471 --> 01:30:27,971
I don't know.

1284
01:30:29,221 --> 01:30:31,304
What are we gonna do?

1285
01:30:33,304 --> 01:30:36,305
Well, that's the beauty of it.

1286
01:30:36,388 --> 01:30:38,346
Whatever we want.

1287
01:30:41,513 --> 01:30:45,680
I haven't thought about
what I really want in so long.

1288
01:30:45,763 --> 01:30:47,180
Me neither.

1289
01:30:55,931 --> 01:30:58,431
There you go.

1290
01:31:04,139 --> 01:31:05,223
Okay.

1291
01:31:06,848 --> 01:31:09,015
Okay.

1292
01:31:19,765 --> 01:31:23,015
That is the bride.
Is that the bride?

1293
01:31:23,099 --> 01:31:24,891
Yes, it is.

1294
01:31:24,932 --> 01:31:27,349
Well, is she coming back?

1295
01:31:31,224 --> 01:31:34,974
I think all the blood is rushing
to my head and I'm gonna faint.

1296
01:31:35,016 --> 01:31:37,516
I'm gonna kill Mary
for leaving me all alone here.

1297
01:31:37,558 --> 01:31:39,558
- I don't know what to do.
- Penny, take a breath.

1298
01:31:39,641 --> 01:31:41,725
What are you talking about?

1299
01:31:41,808 --> 01:31:44,892
I'm talking about your wedding planner
leaving me here all alone...

1300
01:31:44,975 --> 01:31:47,142
to go to city hall
and get married.

1301
01:31:47,225 --> 01:31:49,142
Married?

1302
01:31:49,225 --> 01:31:51,892
- What? Mary's getting married?
- Yeah, married.

1303
01:31:51,975 --> 01:31:54,434
- You know, married?
- No, she can't get married.

1304
01:31:54,475 --> 01:31:56,434
- Married.
- Hey, hey, city hall.

1305
01:31:56,476 --> 01:31:59,934
Married, you know, like what
you're supposed to be doing.

1306
01:31:59,976 --> 01:32:02,726
Oh, that's-- Yeah.

1307
01:32:02,809 --> 01:32:07,101
That's great. Go. I'll tell everyone.
I'll tell Kathie Lee Gifford.

1308
01:32:13,060 --> 01:32:15,268
Beautiful.

1309
01:32:15,352 --> 01:32:16,893
Thanks.

1310
01:32:50,687 --> 01:32:52,812
Come on! Goddamn it.

1311
01:32:52,895 --> 01:32:55,312
Are you sure you
don't know a shortcut?

1312
01:32:55,395 --> 01:32:57,645
Take a shortcut somewhere?

1313
01:32:57,729 --> 01:32:59,646
- What do you expect me--
- Bullshit.

1314
01:32:59,729 --> 01:33:01,937
What are you doing?

1315
01:33:03,729 --> 01:33:06,438
Hold on the right. Hold!

1316
01:33:16,688 --> 01:33:19,938
We are gathered together
in the presence of these witnesses...

1317
01:33:20,022 --> 01:33:23,439
to join this man and this woman...

1318
01:33:23,522 --> 01:33:25,522
in matrimony.

1319
01:33:25,564 --> 01:33:28,355
This contract is not
to be taken lightly...

1320
01:33:28,397 --> 01:33:32,147
but thoughtfully and seriously...

1321
01:33:32,231 --> 01:33:34,606
with a deep realization...

1322
01:33:34,647 --> 01:33:39,148
of its obligations
and responsibilities.

1323
01:33:39,231 --> 01:33:41,189
If anyone can show just cause...

1324
01:33:41,273 --> 01:33:45,440
why these two should not
be joined together in matrimony...

1325
01:33:45,481 --> 01:33:48,023
then let him speak now
or forever...

1326
01:33:48,107 --> 01:33:50,023
hold his peace.

1327
01:33:55,399 --> 01:33:57,524
Fine.

1328
01:33:57,607 --> 01:34:00,232
- Then let us proceed.
- No.

1329
01:34:01,232 --> 01:34:03,857
- Thank God.
- Oh, hell, I object too.

1330
01:34:03,899 --> 01:34:05,232
What is going on here?

1331
01:34:07,608 --> 01:34:08,691
Here we go.

1332
01:34:13,066 --> 01:34:16,983
Maria, I look in your eyes
and it hurts my insides.

1333
01:34:17,066 --> 01:34:20,900
This is not what you want.
This is what I want.

1334
01:34:20,983 --> 01:34:22,650
Shame on me.

1335
01:34:22,692 --> 01:34:24,733
I'm so lucky
to have a father like you.

1336
01:34:26,734 --> 01:34:28,025
But you're right.

1337
01:34:29,484 --> 01:34:32,067
Love isn't like
some enchanted evening...

1338
01:34:33,401 --> 01:34:35,026
isn't a fairy tale...

1339
01:34:35,067 --> 01:34:37,568
or even love at first sight.

1340
01:34:38,901 --> 01:34:41,234
That isn't real life.

1341
01:34:44,276 --> 01:34:46,276
Massimo's a good man.

1342
01:34:46,318 --> 01:34:48,110
Don't worry, Papa.

1343
01:34:48,193 --> 01:34:50,943
I know what I'm doing.

1344
01:34:52,818 --> 01:34:54,860
I'm just all grown up now.

1345
01:35:01,444 --> 01:35:03,402
Okay.

1346
01:35:08,736 --> 01:35:10,528
Hey, that's the doc!

1347
01:35:10,569 --> 01:35:12,861
- Steve!
- Oh, yes.

1348
01:35:12,944 --> 01:35:15,111
- You know the doctor?
- Mary. Where's Mary?

1349
01:35:15,195 --> 01:35:17,111
I'm her father.
Who the hell are you?

1350
01:35:17,195 --> 01:35:19,361
- He's the doctor.
- I'm Steve, the doctor.

1351
01:35:19,445 --> 01:35:21,862
- I'm in love with your daughter.
- You are the one?

1352
01:35:21,945 --> 01:35:24,695
- What the hell is going on?
- I'm sorry, but I am.

1353
01:35:24,778 --> 01:35:27,404
- What about Fran?
- Fran and I did not get married.

1354
01:35:27,487 --> 01:35:29,404
That's been happening a lot today.

1355
01:35:29,487 --> 01:35:31,154
Whoa. You didn't get married?

1356
01:35:31,195 --> 01:35:34,779
We're not married. I am not the one.
You are the one, Steve.

1357
01:35:34,862 --> 01:35:37,196
And you didn't get married?
She's not married?

1358
01:35:37,279 --> 01:35:40,821
She does not love me.
She loves you, Steve.

1359
01:35:42,404 --> 01:35:46,571
I could never forgive myself if ever
I got in the way of Mary's true love.

1360
01:35:46,613 --> 01:35:48,946
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Steve.

1361
01:35:49,030 --> 01:35:50,363
He's Steve. He's the one.

1362
01:35:50,446 --> 01:35:52,405
I'm the doctor.
I'm in love with Mary.

1363
01:35:52,447 --> 01:35:54,405
Wait a minute!
Hold the phone.

1364
01:35:54,488 --> 01:35:58,155
You mean to tell me,
you love her and she loves you...

1365
01:35:58,238 --> 01:36:00,239
and neither of you
got married today?

1366
01:36:00,322 --> 01:36:01,989
That's what I'm saying.

1367
01:36:02,030 --> 01:36:05,072
Then what the hell are you
standing around talking to us for?

1368
01:36:05,156 --> 01:36:08,364
I don't know. Where is she?
Where is Mary? Somebody take me to Mary.

1369
01:36:08,406 --> 01:36:09,906
I take you. Come on.

1370
01:36:09,989 --> 01:36:12,156
- I like him.
- He's a doctor.

1371
01:36:22,823 --> 01:36:24,865
Congratulations!

1372
01:36:24,948 --> 01:36:26,282
Fabulous!

1373
01:36:26,365 --> 01:36:28,323
Good for you!

1374
01:36:30,157 --> 01:36:33,490
- Congratulations!
- Go, go. Thank you.

1375
01:36:56,242 --> 01:36:58,158
Thank you, Massimo!

1376
01:36:58,242 --> 01:37:00,367
You better be good to her!

1377
01:37:00,450 --> 01:37:03,242
I still do more chin-ups than you!

1378
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:34,119
Why are you only eating
the brown ones?

1379
01:37:43,286 --> 01:37:46,203
Because someone once said that...

1380
01:37:46,286 --> 01:37:50,244
they had less artifiicial coloring
because chocolate's already brown.

1381
01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:57,787
And it kind of stayed with me.

1382
01:38:03,787 --> 01:38:05,620
You kind of stayed with me.

1383
01:38:15,037 --> 01:38:16,496
Where's Fran?

1384
01:38:17,538 --> 01:38:20,288
She's in Tahiti...

1385
01:38:20,371 --> 01:38:22,288
on our honeymoon.

1386
01:38:25,205 --> 01:38:26,830
We didn't get married.

1387
01:38:31,663 --> 01:38:32,747
Because?

1388
01:38:35,289 --> 01:38:38,539
Because she needs to
find her own life.

1389
01:38:44,414 --> 01:38:46,289
And I--

1390
01:38:49,039 --> 01:38:50,456
You what?

1391
01:38:53,706 --> 01:38:55,290
What does Steve want?

1392
01:38:56,415 --> 01:38:58,040
I want to dance...

1393
01:39:02,040 --> 01:39:03,915
with you.