{554}{613}All right, everybody, come on. {613}{671}Out on the dance floor. {672}{756}Look at the happy couple. {757}{841}No exceptions.|Up out of your chairs. {1037}{1126}I can feel|all the happiness in here. {1170}{1217}All right! {1310}{1369}Look at him go. {1406}{1450}If I... {1451}{1594}I get to know your name... {1628}{1698}If I... {1699}{1859}Could trace|your private number, baby... {1861}{1926}All I know is that to me... {1927}{1976}You look like|you're lots of fun. {1977}{2036}Open up them lovin' arms. {2037}{2117}I want some, want some. {2152}{2227}I set my sights on you. {2228}{2311}And no one else will do. {2312}{2361}And I... {2362}{2536}I got to have my way now, baby. {2538}{2609}All I know is that to me... {2610}{2664}You look like|you're lots of fun. {2665}{2714}Open up them lovin' arms. {2715}{2789}Watch out, here I come. {2790}{2902}You spin me right round,|baby, right round... {2903}{2948}Like a record, baby... {2949}{3018}Right round, round, round. {3019}{3131}You spin me right round,|baby, right round... {3132}{3174}Like a record, baby... {3176}{3253}Right round, round, round. {3255}{3330}Somebody get some pants|on that kid. {3447}{3525}If I... {3526}{3589}I got to be your friend... {3590}{3679}Grandma Molly,|I'm talking to you. {3680}{3754}And I... {3755}{3918}Would like to move in|just a little bit closer. {3919}{3974}All I know is that to me... {3975}{4032}You look like|you're lots of fun. {4032}{4092}Open up your lovin' arms. {4092}{4160}Watch out, here I come. {4162}{4272}You spin me right round,|baby, right round... {4273}{4306}Like a record, baby... {4307}{4381}Right round, round, round. {4382}{4498}You spin me right round,|baby, right round... {4499}{4556}Like a record, baby. {4557}{4779}I want your love. {4979}{5049}Uncle Marty! {5050}{5116}All I know is that to me... {5118}{5171}You look like|you're lots of fun. {5173}{5223}Open up your lovin' arms. {5224}{5295}Watch out, here I come. {5297}{5413}You spin me right round,|baby, right round... {5414}{5455}Like a record, baby... {5457}{5528}Right round, round, round. {5529}{5639}You spin me right round,|baby, right round... {5641}{5686}Like a record, baby... {5687}{5736}Right round, round, round. {5737}{5838}You spin me round... {5838}{5868}And round... {5868}{5938}And round. {5938}{5978}Very nice. {6045}{6096}Good job, lady.|You were shakin'. {6144}{6220}It is gonna be fun today. {6221}{6306}The best man's gonna come up|and say a few words... {6308}{6403}so let's put our hands together|for the groom's brother David. {6483}{6527}All right, Dave. {6824}{6948}When my brother Harold|asked me to be the best man... {6949}{7061}I was like,|"Whoa, of course, man... {7062}{7115}"because you've always|been there for me". {7165}{7284}Like when I was in rehab... {7285}{7362}and like the time|I couldn't find my car. {7400}{7509}'Cause, Harold, he's always been|the dependable one. {7510}{7619}I've always been|the screwed-up one. Right, Dad? {7695}{7775}"Why can't you|be more like your brother? {7777}{7862}"Harold would never|beat up his landlord". {7910}{7984}He's drunk as shit. {8094}{8138}But... {8139}{8171}a little news flash, Pop. {8219}{8260}Harold ain't so perfect. {8303}{8362}Remember that time|in Puerto Rico... {8363}{8450}when we picked up those two... {8451}{8530}I guess they were prostitutes,|but I don't remember paying. {8531}{8577}How about that? {8626}{8660}Terrific. {8661}{8715}I'm a person, too,|Pop, goddamn it! {8750}{8791}You're a moron! {8893}{8930}The best man, everybody. {8931}{8983}Best man. The better man. {9129}{9205}We've all done crazy things|in our life, so... {9257}{9314}He's playing the guitar now.|Isn't that great? {9367}{9401}He's doing good. {9402}{9437}Sounds good? {9438}{9503}It's because I'm the best|guitar player in the world. {9505}{9550}Self-taught. {9551}{9635}No lessons,|thank you very much, Pop. {9636}{9671}All right. {9711}{9746}They'll be divorced in a year. {9747}{9791}Very good. {9792}{9912}I think we all know|that when you fall in love... {9914}{9975}the emptiness|kind of drifts away. {9976}{10029}That's all I'm talking about. {10030}{10120}I've done some crazy things|in my life, too... {10121}{10206}but then I met|a very special girl... {10208}{10263}a girl who I'm actually|marrying next week. {10303}{10349}Thank you. {10350}{10465}So all I'm saying is that|when you fall in love... {10467}{10526}the emptiness drifts away... {10527}{10577}because you find something|to live for... {10578}{10608}each other. {10608}{10668}And the way|I've seen you two... {10669}{10721}looking into each other's|eyes all day long... {10722}{10778}I can tell that you're|gonna live for each other... {10780}{10816}for the rest of your lives. {10878}{10923}So cheers. {11052}{11115}That's a good|wedding singer. {11227}{11350}Now on behalf of|Mr. and Mrs. Harold Veltri... {11351}{11415}you guys have a nice dinner. {11416}{11484}George Stitzer's gonna take over|on lead vocals... {11484}{11527}so take it away, George. {11764}{11894}Give me time... {11954}{12088}To realize my crime. {12140}{12331}Let me love and stay. {12332}{12409}- Jesus.|- Scary. {12504}{12646}I have danced... {12706}{12754}I like her. {12755}{12863}Inside your eyes. {12909}{13013}How can love... {13014}{13134}Be real? {13198}{13282}Do you really want to hurt me? {13283}{13375}Good save, wedding singer. {13376}{13420}Good job. {13421}{13510}Sammy, how come you're not out|with your limo? What's up? {13511}{13562}That new waitress.|That's what's up. {13564}{13636}Is she in trouble. {13636}{13691}She's gonna get it,|and she doesn't even know it... {13692}{13730}and I'm gonna give it to her. {13731}{13809}Take it easy, man. Who is she? {13810}{13854}She's Holly Sullivan's cousin. {13855}{13903}If she's|half as easy as Holly... {13904}{13956}I'll close this deal|by the end of the week. {14039}{14078}I don't think|that's gonna happen. {14079}{14149}Please. It's her first day. {14150}{14195}Always takes them three weeks... {14197}{14252}to realize they shouldn't|date anyone at work. {14252}{14353}You like being the guy|that helps them realize that? {14354}{14401}Yes, I do. {14402}{14464}You want to be like Fonzie,|don't you? {14512}{14556}You're on your way. {14595}{14746}Do you really want to hurt me? {14747}{14854}Do you really want|to make me cry? {15146}{15188}Prime rib, please. {15188}{15288}Always the prime rib.|Make them eat the fish. {15288}{15348}Andre,|can I have three prime rib? {15349}{15422}Your wish is my command, madame. {15459}{15551}How come he's so nice to you? {15552}{15636}I let him look at my boobs|at the Christmas party. {15637}{15708}Not my finest half-hour... {15708}{15802}but it's been a pleasant|working environment ever since. {15942}{16016}So, how's your first night|going? {16051}{16115}Being at this wedding|is making me realize... {16116}{16175}that Glenn is never|going to set a date... {16176}{16242}and I've been wearing|this ring for two years... {16244}{16289}and I feel like an idiot. {16290}{16343}You know what you must do? {16378}{16468}Relax. Don't do it. {16588}{16680}I feel stupid for moving here|to be closer to him. {16682}{16769}I think you need a break.|Go out back and get some air. {16769}{16799}I'll cover your tables. {16839}{16873}You OK? {16914}{16949}You going to throw up? {16986}{17027}Come with me, man. {17344}{17434}Give me time... {17435}{17477}What? {17535}{17590}Here we go. {17590}{17644}Come on. {17645}{17715}You got it. There. {17750}{17788}Is he a friend of yours? {17789}{17824}Me? No. {17825}{17924}I couldn't let him do it|in front of his family. {17925}{17959}Wow. {17995}{18051}I'm glad I got to see it. {18114}{18177}You all through? {18178}{18285}Going to wait a few years|before you drink again? {18286}{18338}All right, remember,|alcohol equals puke... {18340}{18418}equals smelly mess|equals nobody likes you. {18456}{18504}I got it from here. {18505}{18576}Know what? You go this way,|and you go this way. {18576}{18660}It's for the best.|It's all right. Take it easy. {18661}{18727}See you later.|Sleep it off, pal. {18729}{18773}Hey, you know,|wedding singer? {19022}{19068}Are you drinking, too? {19069}{19152}No. It's Coca-cola. {19153}{19239}Are you sure? There's|no rum in that Coca-cola? {19240}{19301}I'm not a big drinker... {19302}{19396}and if it was, I'd be puking|more than that kid. {19397}{19468}I don't think anybody could|puke more than that kid. {19469}{19512}I think I saw a boot come out. {19581}{19626}You're the wedding singer. {19627}{19697}How you doing? I'm Robbie. {19697}{19743}I'm Julia. {19745}{19814}I'm actually waitressing|at your wedding next week. {19815}{19899}Cool. That's a beautiful ring|you have there. {19900}{19936}Are you getting married, too? {20023}{20089}Actually, I don't know|how serious the guy is... {20090}{20151}who gave this to me. {20153}{20293}I feel like I'm doomed to wander|the planet alone forever. {20294}{20399}Like the Incredible Hulk? {20400}{20528}Yeah...only|I'm not helping people. {20529}{20614}That's not true,|because I saw you inside. {20616}{20662}You were helping people. {20663}{20755}You were giving them|fish and coffee and forks. {20756}{20802}People can't eat without forks. {20803}{20870}And they can't|drink without a fish. {20871}{20952}That's right.|What does that mean? {20953}{21037}I don't know.|You lost me back at the Hulk. {21072}{21117}Robbie, you better|get back in there. {21119}{21167}They're starting|to turn on George. {21169}{21230}- Sit down!|- You suck! {21303}{21378}He's got to learn a new song. {21379}{21443}But it was nice to meet you. {21444}{21484}It was nice meeting you, too. {21485}{21579}And if I ever get married,|maybe you'll sing at my wedding. {21580}{21632}Oh, man. It's a deal. {21633}{21674}Take care. {21769}{21871}There was love... {21872}{21948}All around... {21949}{22003}But I never... {22005}{22078}Heard it singing. {22080}{22120}Very nice. {22120}{22182}No, I never... {22183}{22245}Heard it at all... {22246}{22275}Pretty. {22276}{22395}'Til there was you. {22395}{22434}Much better. {22435}{22481}You're going|to blow everybody away... {22482}{22529}at your fiftieth|anniversary party. {22530}{22656}If I sing to Frank|without making any mistakes... {22658}{22716}he would know|how hard I've worked... {22718}{22824}and how much I still love him|after all these years. {22825}{22879}I hope 50 years from now... {22880}{22940}Linda and I are as happy|as you two guys. {22942}{23038}You will be.|It runs in your family. {23039}{23146}You're a born romantic,|just like your father was. {23147}{23242}I know they'll be|looking down on you tomorrow. {23243}{23286}I hope so. {23286}{23328}Are you nervous? {23330}{23381}I'm actually not|that nervous, you know? {23382}{23451}I'm at weddings all the time.|It's going to be fun. {23451}{23565}Not about the wedding...|about the wedding night. {23566}{23651}Will this be your first time|with intercourse? {23705}{23751}Don't be ashamed. {23753}{23860}When I got married,|I wasn't a virgin. {23861}{23958}I already had intercourse|with eight men. {23959}{24070}That's actually something|I don't want to know about. {24072}{24192}That was a lot back then.|That would be like 200 today. {24232}{24289}It's 5:00.|I'm going to get going. {24291}{24341}But your payment. {24342}{24424}My payment.|Can I get it to go? {24426}{24493}You're such a sweet boy... {24494}{24585}letting an old woman|pay you with meatballs. {24586}{24687}They taste so good,|it's like I'm ripping you off. {24687}{24787}I don't have|any clean Tupperware. {24787}{24857}All right,|definitely next time. {24859}{24930}Don't be silly.|Now hold out your hands. {24931}{24999}- You want to...|- Do it. {25110}{25156}Cool. {25158}{25196}Thanks a lot. {25298}{25379}Now, please, take a bite... {25380}{25442}so that I can|watch you enjoy. {25443}{25499}That's my favorite part. {25501}{25591}Well...|I'll go with the right one. {25592}{25622}That looks good. {25792}{25858}That's a good meatball. {25860}{26005}Now, listen to me, Robbie Hart. {26006}{26101}You're going to be|a fine husband. {26102}{26180}I hope so, Rosie. Thank you. {26181}{26224}I'm going to leave. {26225}{26264}I'll see you|at the wedding, all right? {26574}{26650}Thank you for coming in|and taking me to lunch. {26652}{26730}Look at the picture|of that girl. See that? {26732}{26817}You're a lot prettier|than that girl... {26818}{26859}and she's getting married. {26859}{26944}What does pretty have to do|with getting married? {26946}{27006}Everything.|You got to get married... {27007}{27091}before your hips start spreading|and you get facial hair... {27092}{27183}which, by the way,|comes from your father's mother. {27185}{27275}Looks like Magnum, P.I.,|for God's sake. {27276}{27367}I can't make Glenn set a date. {27369}{27466}You're going to hate|this idea... {27467}{27630}but I think you should consider|a fake pregnancy. {27631}{27669}I'm exiting the car. {27670}{27718}It's just a means to an end. {27719}{27788}ln five years,|he'll thank you for it. {28351}{28391}Perhaps we should call her. {28450}{28530}She's probably got|a make-up problem or her dress. {28531}{28612}I know her.|She likes to look her best. {29054}{29099}Hey, sis. {29100}{29137}Hi, Robs. {29138}{29230}I just got off the phone|with Linda's mom. {29232}{29312}Linda's not there, but... {29313}{29347}there was a note. {29348}{29393}A note? {29427}{29476}Everything all right? {29477}{29551}Yeah, she's OK. {29552}{29625}It basically indicated... {29626}{29718}that Linda was... {29720}{29777}not coming today. {29899}{29974}So, it was a bad note. {30014}{30076}Did she say why? {30181}{30241}I am so sorry, honey. {30273}{30305}It's OK. {30343}{30388}You want me to say something? {30477}{30564}Just give me a second.|I'll be right back. {30628}{30688}Oh, my God,|she's not showing up. {31050}{31142}Don't worry.|Everything's gonna be all right. {31144}{31192}It's OK. {31378}{31423}Oh, God! {31729}{31793}You can't catch me! {31794}{31878}I'm going to get you|and chop you up! {31879}{31958}Can we turn this crap off,|please? {31959}{32048}That's right, Robbie.|You have to let it out. {32050}{32116}- Let what out?|- Your feelings. {32117}{32198}About what that lousy bitch|did to you today. {32200}{32231}Don't call her that... {32232}{32272}because we're going|to get back together... {32274}{32332}and then there will be weirdness|between you and me... {32334}{32396}so just watch it. {32397}{32461}I made this for you,|Uncle Robbie. {32462}{32530}Thanks, Freddy Krueger. {32531}{32600}That's not nice. {32601}{32665}Very creative, though. {32666}{32713}Go back to the boiler room. {32765}{32835}I just wish I knew|where she was, you know? {32949}{32995}He's taking it pretty bad. {32997}{33061}He's acting like a real robot... {33062}{33116}a zombie or something. {33116}{33203}He's been wanting to get married|since the third grade. {33204}{33285}It makes sense.|That's when Mom and Dad died. {33286}{33361}He wants to start|a family of his own. {33361}{33407}Check out the cake. {33408}{33491}There's only|a little groom on top. {34090}{34127}You're late. {34128}{34197}I'm sorry. {34197}{34245}I just couldn't do it. {34316}{34402}If you need some more time,|I guess I can wait. {34452}{34538}No, I don't need|more time, Robbie. {34540}{34581}I don't ever want to marry you. {34717}{34759}You know, that information... {34760}{34860}might have been a little|more useful to me yesterday. {34917}{34977}I've been talking to my friends|the last couple of days... {34979}{35033}Here it comes. {35034}{35141}And I think I figured out|what's been bothering me. {35143}{35206}I'm not in love with Robbie now. {35208}{35315}I'm in love with Robbie|six years ago... {35317}{35382}Robbie, the lead singer|of Final Warning... {35383}{35442}when I used to come and|watch you from the front row... {35443}{35507}in your spandex pants... {35508}{35572}your silk shirt unbuttoned... {35613}{35694}licking the microphone|like David Lee Roth. {35696}{35768}I still got the spandex.|I'll put them on right now. {35770}{35826}The point is,|I woke up this morning... {35827}{35927}and I realized I'm about|to marry a wedding singer. {35928}{36002}I am never going|to leave Ridgefield. {36004}{36061}Why do you need|to leave Ridgefield? {36062}{36154}We grew up here.|All our friends are here. {36155}{36219}It's the perfect place|to raise a family. {36220}{36295}Living in your sister's|basement with five kids... {36296}{36350}while you're off every|weekend doing wedding gigs... {36351}{36409}at a whopping 60 bucks a pop? {36410}{36455}Once again... {36456}{36514}things that could have been|brought to my attention... {36514}{36548}yesterday! {36634}{36702}The fact is,|we grew apart a long time ago. {36737}{36809}You wanted to get married.|You didn't care to who. {36811}{36907}That's not true. I love you.|Come here. {36908}{37013}I want to spend|the rest of my life with you. {37015}{37087}Hey, Linda. {37088}{37148}You're a bitch. {37243}{37320}Thanks, Petey.|Go back to the house. {37407}{37476}He might have|Tourette's syndrome. {37477}{37519}We're looking into it. {37594}{37633}I got to go. {37725}{37759}I'm sorry. {38217}{38293}Ninety-nine Luftballons... {38385}{38420}Glenn! {38421}{38487}Don't be so jumpy. {38488}{38555}These are for you. {38556}{38600}Thank you. {38657}{38720}They're beautiful. {38764}{38829}I have something else for you. {38959}{39048}Two airplane tickets|to Las Vegas? {39164}{39225}Oh, my God, Glenn! {39276}{39311}I know you wanted|to set a date... {39312}{39376}so I went to the travel agent|and set it. {39417}{39484}Glenn, I love you so much... {39486}{39520}but Las Vegas? I thought... {39521}{39582}Jules, it's the romance|capital of the world. {39583}{39661}I just don't want|a big wedding... {39662}{39712}hundreds of people|we don't know... {39713}{39774}that are just there|for the free drinks... {39775}{39836}and all-you-can-eat buffet. {39837}{39897}They might as well be in Vegas. {40091}{40185}Las Vegas it is,|and it'll be great. {40238}{40293}Are you going to do|the girl thing? {40294}{40393}You're going to act happy|and be pouting on the inside? {40438}{40488}I'm happy. {40633}{40673}All right. {40673}{40723}Let's get married here. {40724}{40811}I know that's what you want. {40812}{40868}Thank you, Glenn. {40908}{40953}It's more important|to you anyway. {40998}{41077}I promise I will give you|the most beautiful wedding... {41079}{41139}and even you'll have|a good time. {41868}{41943}It's about time|his best friend showed up. {41944}{41997}So, how's he doing? {41998}{42041}I don't know. {42042}{42133}He's been down in the basement|since it happened. {42135}{42195}Five days now. {42195}{42321}I think he's having some kind|of a mental situation... {42322}{42397}an episode or something. {42399}{42441}All right. {42515}{42574}You do something, because|I don't want to be known... {42575}{42643}as the brother-in-law|of the town nut job. {42644}{42686}I got enough problems already. {42688}{42753}Shit,|I got water all over myself. {43017}{43062}Hello? {43223}{43273}You all right? {43504}{43590}These sheets are soft.|You use Downy? {43651}{43721}All Tempa-Cheer. {43721}{43781}You can wash your clothes|at any temperature... {43781}{43841}and the colors|don't run together. {43841}{43939}- Really?|- Yeah. Now leave me alone. {43986}{44049}You have to go back to work. {44050}{44147}There's going to be over|a hundred drunk girls... {44148}{44182}at this wedding tonight. {44183}{44229}I've got nothing|to offer anybody. {44230}{44329}I haven't done jack shit|since high school. {44331}{44391}Why would any girl|ever marry me? {44392}{44443}Marry you? {44444}{44505}I'm just trying to get someone|to play with your ding-dong. {44635}{44697}Holiday... {44762}{44830}Celebrate... {45159}{45248}If we took a holiday... {45289}{45359}Took some time to celebrate... {45360}{45418}Come on, let's celebrate. {45419}{45495}Just one day out of life... {45546}{45612}It would be... {45613}{45713}It would be so nice. {45713}{45821}Everybody spread the word. {45822}{45951}I live in|my sister's basement. {45986}{46051}He just had his heart broken. {46052}{46136}Why would he even think|about coming back to work? {46137}{46186}I don't know. {46187}{46266}Celebrate. {46602}{46678}You guys are off|to a great start. {46679}{46724}I mean... {46725}{46806}Cindy showed up,|so, right away, Scott... {46807}{46849}you got to be pretty psyched. {46892}{46968}I'm not paying you to hear|your thoughts on life. {46969}{47010}I'm paying you to sing. {47060}{47165}I have a microphone,|and you don't... {47166}{47254}so you will listen|to every damn word... {47255}{47307}I have to say! {47515}{47649}It's funny. Some of us|will never find true love. {47650}{47763}Like, take, for instance...me. {47799}{47858}And I'm pretty sure|that guy right there. {47923}{47990}And that lady|with the sideburns. {48047}{48124}And basically|everybody at table nine. {48167}{48236}But the worst thing is... {48236}{48416}that me, fatty,|sideburns lady... {48417}{48471}and the mutants|over at table nine... {48532}{48631}will never, ever find a way|to better the situation... {48631}{48695}because... {48696}{48806}apparently, we have|absolutely nothing to offer... {48808}{48854}the opposite sex. {48903}{48976}You are the worst wedding singer|in the world, buddy! {48978}{49040}Sir, one more outburst... {49042}{49113}I will strangle you|with my microphone wire. {49199}{49253}Let's cut the stupid cake... {49254}{49312}because the fat guy's|going to have a heart attack... {49313}{49354}if we don't eat again soon. {49424}{49538}And while we do that,|here's a little mood music. {49762}{49841}Cindy and Scott are newlyweds. {50014}{50086}He loves her... {50088}{50166}But she loves|this guy right here... {50168}{50246}And he loves somebody else. {50248}{50335}You just can't win. {50337}{50395}And so it goes... {50397}{50484}Until the day you die. {50485}{50559}This thing they call love... {50561}{50628}Is gonna make you cry. {50629}{50664}I hate you. {50666}{50727}I've had the blues... {50728}{50812}The reds and the pinks. {50813}{50892}One thing's for sure... {50923}{50953}Love stinks? {50953}{51002}Love stinks. {51660}{51733}Drug addict! Degenerate! {52584}{52674}I was wondering|what happened to you. {52731}{52789}Did everybody leave? {52825}{52895}Pretty much,|except for a few cops... {52897}{52974}that are still interviewing|some witnesses. {53118}{53183}I'm going to get|the hell out of here. {53248}{53296}So it was|your first wedding back. {53297}{53367}Of course things are going|to be a little shaky. {53368}{53445}A little shaky?|I hate weddings. {53446}{53542}I hate the bride.|I hate the groom. {53544}{53635}I want them to be miserable,|because that's what I am. {53636}{53696}No. You're the best. {53696}{53804}At what? People eat|prime rib, and I sing. {53805}{53910}It's a joke.|I can't do this anymore. {53940}{54027}Glenn and I set the date... {54028}{54087}so you have to play our wedding. {54150}{54195}Congratulations. {54233}{54356}I just can't do it, all right? {54387}{54461}I'm having an engagement party|in two weeks... {54462}{54528}and I really want|you and Sammy to come. {55174}{55234}Good, you're here. {55235}{55309}Robbie's here!|Let's move it! {55310}{55367}The kids have been fed,|but if they want snacks... {55368}{55468}there's ice pops in the freezer,|or microwave popcorn. {55468}{55508}Good. {55509}{55557}Are you going|to the engagement party? {55558}{55612}Yeah, I'll probably go. {55653}{55723}Come on, Andy, move your ass! {55723}{55782}Hang on. I'm watching Dallas. {55783}{55857}I think J.R. might be dead.|They shot him. {55858}{55887}Good night. {55888}{55948}- Love you.|- Love you. {55950}{56012}Time to make the donuts. {56014}{56047}I made the donuts. {56049}{56134}Dunkin' donuts...|up to 52 varieties... {56135}{56189}Uncle Robbie's here. {56244}{56328}Hey, the Goofball Brothers. {56329}{56408}ls it true you're in the middle|of a nervous breakdown? {56498}{56593}- Who said that?|- Everybody. {56594}{56664}You're eight years old.|You only know your parents. {56664}{56703}What are you talking about? {56704}{56787}Is it true you're gonna end up|in a mental institution? {56788}{56852}Cuckoo's nest! {56887}{56926}Hey, kids. {56992}{57047}Remember what we talked about? {57117}{57172}Go over there|and watch some television. {57173}{57230}Can I speak to you for a second? {57230}{57279}Everybody... {57365}{57425}I've been thinking|about what happened to you... {57426}{57470}and it's all for the best. {57471}{57549}I know you were|in love and everything... {57550}{57583}but that wears off. {57584}{57686}Me and your sister,|we used to be wild. {57688}{57749}She was very adventurous... {57750}{57838}and we got into some crazy shit. {57839}{57889}But now the thrill is gone. {57890}{57989}If we get a second alone,|we usually go to sleep. {57990}{58068}If it's a special occasion... {58069}{58154}she might do|this exotic dance for me. {58156}{58199}What? {58201}{58303}Sometimes she might|work with my nipples a bit. {58305}{58357}All right, enough. Go out. {58358}{58413}I'll take care of the kids. {58451}{58541}I don't know what I just said,|but I said something. {58795}{58844}Women got a thing|about marriage. {58845}{58973}If you want to stay with them,|you're gonna have to marry them. {58974}{59042}No big deal. There she is. {59043}{59114}The girl who finally beat me|into submission. {59115}{59149}That's right. {59150}{59219}August 5th|is less than three months away. {59220}{59284}We've got a lot of planning|to do. {59286}{59346}Do you think|it would be better... {59347}{59432}if maybe you took over|all the arrangements? {59432}{59536}I'd like to do it together. {59537}{59633}Yeah, but you like this stuff. {59635}{59680}It's really not my thing. {59726}{59802}God forbid I screw up|the wedding flowers. {59804}{59845}How could I live with myself? {59846}{59881}He'll be so wasted... {59882}{59977}he won't know flowers|are at the wedding. {60058}{60125}I hear you're gonna have|your bachelor party Friday. {60126}{60252}Gonna be all right with that?|You might miss Miami Vice. {60253}{60357}Nope. Summer. Reruns.|I'm all set. {60358}{60430}Great. {60518}{60586}All right, nice house. {60587}{60677}I told you this guy was loaded. {60678}{60778}I know. In and out, though.|I don't want to be here long. {60778}{60858}Let me just pick up a chick,|and we'll get out of here. {60860}{60912}What do you think|of the jacket? {60913}{61022}I would lose that glove.|You look nuts. {61024}{61087}There's Julia. {61137}{61200}Let's go say hello. {61239}{61303}Hi, you guys. {61304}{61355}I'm so glad you came. {61356}{61424}Jason,|this is Robbie and Sammy... {61425}{61499}and this is my fiance Glenn. {61500}{61568}- Congratulations, Glenn.|- Thank you. {61569}{61603}Robbie Hart. {61604}{61717}I heard what happened|to you at your wedding. {61718}{61808}That was so cold.|You must have felt like shit. {61809}{61937}No. It felt really good.|Thanks for bringing it up. {61938}{62025}My parents died when I was 10.|Want to talk about that? {62025}{62090}Why would we want|to talk about that? {62091}{62135}I don't know. {62135}{62183}Somebody needs a drink. {62185}{62250}Actually,|I'm not a big drinker. {62251}{62305}I am.|How about an Alabama Slammer? {62306}{62340}Sounds like a plan. {62341}{62400}Meet me at the bar.|I gotta piss first. {62400}{62469}Have a few drinks|and drive home. {62535}{62604}Julia, thanks for inviting us. {62605}{62690}I'm glad you guys came.|We hang out at work so much... {62690}{62758}but we don't get to talk|'cause we're always so busy. {62809}{62874}We should make time to talk,|don't you think? {62949}{63047}Know what? The first time|this guy saw you... {63048}{63116}he told me|he was gonna hit on you. {63117}{63194}- Really?|- That's not true. {63196}{63280}Yeah, it is.|You told me she was in trouble. {63281}{63365}She was gonna get it,|and she didn't even know it. {63366}{63425}He's teasing.|I would never say that. {63426}{63505}You said you were|gonna give it to her. {63506}{63565}Give me what, exactly? {63566}{63612}You're a jerk. {63614}{63686}What do you mean?|You didn't know she was engaged. {63686}{63744}So now you're not|gonna give it to me? {63745}{63795}Very funny. {63796}{63840}Say hi to your brother Tito. {63986}{64045}So how are you doing? {64047}{64138}I'm doing better. I don't know. {64139}{64212}How are you and Glenn doing|with the wedding plans? {64296}{64397}Glenn isn't really...|He's very busy right now. {64398}{64521}He works on Wall Street.|You know how that is nowadays. {64522}{64612}Wall Street...stocks and stuff? {64612}{64646}Actually, he's in bonds. {64647}{64750}He barely has time to sleep,|let alone plan a wedding... {64751}{64801}so I'm kind of doing this|on my own. {64802}{64894}But I went to Marshall's|for the floral centerpieces. {64895}{64969}Marshall's?|You should go to Tony's. {64970}{65050}They're cheaper, and|they've got a great selection. {65051}{65141}All right.|Well, thank you for the tip. {65143}{65211}It's a shame you won't be|doing weddings anymore. {65213}{65253}We won't get|to hang out as much. {65254}{65325}We'll get to hang out. {65327}{65428}There's other things to do|besides weddings, right? {65483}{65557}Oy, oy, bar mitzvah... {65558}{65622}Mazel tov... {66214}{66247}L'chaim ! {66249}{66344}Let's keep the fun rolling.|Take it away, George. {66737}{66833}Do you really want to hurt me? {66929}{66972}You seem kind of sad. {66973}{67023}Why don't you|get out there and dance? {67025}{67126}I asked that girl over there.|She turned me down. {67127}{67215}She said she didn't dance|with losers. {67216}{67297}Man. That hurts. {67299}{67385}But why would you want|to dance with somebody... {67385}{67465}who doesn't want|to dance with you? Right? {67504}{67559}Listen, don't worry. {67560}{67638}You're gonna meet a girl|who treats you right someday. {67639}{67679}I promise you. {67725}{67789}How you guys doing?|All right? {67790}{67854}I want you to meet|a friend of mine... {67855}{67909}by the name of Julia Sullivan. {67949}{68023}Could you come out here|for a second? {68064}{68099}Say hi to Julia, everybody. {68101}{68132}Hello. {68133}{68229}Now, who of you out there|would like to dance... {68231}{68276}with this fine-looking woman? {68372}{68463}I'd like to do more|than dance with her. {68505}{68555}Wow, Julia. {68556}{68617}Sounds to me|like you got your pick... {68619}{68679}of any man in this room|to dance with... {68680}{68770}so I want you|to take your time... {68771}{68885}and find amongst all these|young studs here tonight... {68886}{68983}the coolest, most un-losery guy|in the bunch. {69032}{69077}Pick me. {69145}{69182}Please pick me. {69521}{69572}May I have this dance? {69727}{69789}OK, pal, have fun. {70009}{70116}I can only give you love... {70118}{70181}That lasts forever... {70183}{70292}And a promise to be near... {70293}{70390}Each time you call... {70392}{70518}And the only heart I own... {70519}{70609}For you and you alone... {70611}{70654}That's all. {70763}{70880}All I have are these arms... {70881}{70987}To enfold you.|Just go with it. {70988}{71149}And a love|time can never destroy. {71150}{71206}Take it, George. {72193}{72222}Come here, Big Red. {72355}{72444}If you're wondering|what I'm asking... {72445}{72533}In return, dear... {72534}{72585}You'll be glad to know... {72586}{72746}That my demands are small. {72748}{72884}Say it's me|that you'll adore... {72885}{72955}For now and ever more. {72957}{73016}That's all. {73186}{73265}To the new lord of the ladies! {73301}{73372}You're a lovely dancer. {73566}{73641}- Are you gonna tell Glenn?|- About what? {73641}{73726}About you and that kid|and him squeezing your tush? {73727}{73831}He did have very strong|hands for a 13-year-old. {73831}{73866}I could see that. {73868}{73973}By the way, thank you for|recommending Tony the florist. {73974}{74042}His flowers were beautiful,|and he didn't overcharge me. {74043}{74100}Good. I'm glad. {74102}{74139}And a new girl in town... {74140}{74205}could certainly use that kind|of help on everything. {74207}{74272}You got Holly|and your mother, right? {74273}{74369}My mother lives 50 miles away... {74371}{74423}and Holly's|not into that kind of thing... {74424}{74489}so that really only leaves|one person. {74671}{74791}I would, but, you know,|I just...l can't. {74792}{74842}I understand. {74844}{74912}I just don't know|how to go about this. {74914}{75023}I'm afraid I'm gonna pay $500|for a half-eaten wedding cake. {75024}{75136}I really gotta concentrate|on getting some more gigs. {75138}{75216}There's only four Jewish|families in this town. {75389}{75438}All right. {75527}{75636}I have never done it|for that cheap. {75637}{75738}I know for a fact you gave|Eric Lamensoft that price. {75738}{75806}I did not. {75807}{75872}Faye, look at me. {75873}{75970}Look me in the eyes.|I'm right here. {75971}{76062}Don't look away. Did you|give him that price or not? {76162}{76273}OK. Just that one time.|So you got me. {76274}{76344}Can I say something? {76345}{76453}I deal with a lot of people,|but you two look truly happy. {76454}{76540}You're gonna make it.|I know. Believe me. {76542}{76572}How do you know? {76573}{76645}You can just look at a couple... {76647}{76702}and you can tell right away... {76703}{76781}they're gonna|stay together forever. {76782}{76869}Like Donald and Ivana... {76871}{76948}and Woody and Mia... {76949}{77052}and Burt and Loni. {77053}{77100}We're not getting married. {77101}{77191}That's right. Actually,|we're brother and sister. {77192}{77299}So that's it.|I could sense a closeness. {77300}{77362}The weird thing is,|when we were growing up... {77364}{77446}we didn't get along 'cause|I used to do this to her. {77615}{77684}We're gonna go now.|Come here, sis. {77685}{77757}Your ass is grass. {77758}{77819}I'm telling Mom|when we get home. {77960}{78014}Yes, it's ladies' night... {78016}{78078}And the feeling's right. {78079}{78131}Yes, it's ladies' night. {78132}{78178}Oh, what a... {78179}{78208}Oh, what a night. {78211}{78260}Yes, it's ladies' night... {78261}{78311}And the feeling's right. {78312}{78398}I've never seen it from|this perspective before. {78400}{78442}Is this what I look like? {78443}{78522}No. You're much better|than him. {78524}{78575}He's ridiculous. {78576}{78605}One... {78722}{78793}Romantic lady... {78838}{78924}Single baby... {78965}{79074}Sophisticated mama... {79075}{79215}Come on, you disco lady. {79217}{79254}Send me a line, mama. {79256}{79306}Yes, it's ladies' night. {79307}{79349}Oh, what a night! {79379}{79431}Chaka Khan! {79432}{79496}Thank you.|This is Jimmy Moore... {79497}{79573}saying that ain't|no sock in my crotch. {79575}{79645}Take four, everybody. {79646}{79706}Jimmy, that was really good.|Thank you. {79707}{79740}No. Thank you. {79741}{79836}- For what?|- For quitting. {79837}{79951}Or...should I thank Linda? {79952}{80034}My business has tripled. {80073}{80214}You've just inspired|me to hire a D.J... {80215}{80267}so thank you. {80365}{80509}Good luck finding a D.J. who can|move and shake like this. {80696}{80763}How did you become|a wedding singer? {80801}{80877}I think I got into it|to make some money... {80878}{80933}until my music career took off. {80935}{81001}And you wanted to be|a rock star? {81002}{81127}I kind of just wanted|to be a songwriter, you know? {81129}{81202}That's the hardest thing,|to write a song. {81204}{81298}A song that|when people hear it... {81299}{81369}they go, "Ohh, I know|what that guy was feeling... {81369}{81409}"when he wrote that". {81410}{81444}Have you written anything|lately? {81445}{81512}Yeah, I guess. {81513}{81559}Will you play it for me? {81560}{81617}You don't want to hear it.|It's not good. {81618}{81664}I'm sure it is. {81665}{81773}I wrote half of it|when I was with Linda... {81774}{81858}and I wrote the other half|after we broke up... {81859}{81918}so it's a little uneven,|you know? {81919}{82012}I don't mind.|I'd like to hear it. {82013}{82092}Yeah, all right. {82284}{82400}I just want to warn you|that when I wrote this song... {82400}{82482}I was listening|to The Cure a lot, so... {82535}{82570}Here we go. {82619}{82710}You don't know... {82711}{82769}How much... {82770}{82844}I need you. {82845}{82985}While you're near me... {82987}{83079}I don't feel blue. {83114}{83211}And when we kiss... {83212}{83343}I know you need me, too. {83345}{83472}I can't believe|I found a love... {83473}{83601}That's so pure and true... {83602}{83710}But it all was bullshit. {83711}{83845}It was a goddamn joke... {83846}{83979}And when|I think of you, Linda... {83980}{84102}I hope you fuckin' choke. {84103}{84225}I hope you're glad... {84227}{84314}With what you've done to me. {84349}{84401}I lay in bed... {84402}{84466}All day long... {84467}{84562}Feeling melancholy. {84563}{84650}You left me here... {84651}{84708}All alone... {84710}{84825}Tears running constantly. {84826}{84961}Oh, somebody kill me, please. {85078}{85134}I'm on my knees. {85135}{85200}Pretty, pretty please. {85201}{85292}Kill me. {85293}{85400}I want to die. {85402}{85631}Put a bullet in my head. {85673}{85724}I liked it. {85785}{85862}He's losing his mind... {85908}{85990}and I'm reaping|all the benefits. {86319}{86429}Thank you for the ice cream.|It always cheers me up. {86430}{86489}It's my pleasure. {86489}{86530}I feel weird|being in this place. {86532}{86628}We came here all the time.|We used to get chocolate shakes. {86629}{86694}May I ask what happened|with Linda? {86695}{86847}She wasn't the right one,|I guess. {86848}{86928}Did you have any idea|she wasn't the right one... {86929}{86978}when you were together? {87031}{87066}I should have. {87145}{87208}I remember we went|to the Grand Canyon once. {87210}{87274}We were flying there,|and I'd never been before... {87275}{87376}and Linda had,|so you would think... {87377}{87447}that she would give me|the window seat... {87449}{87500}but she didn't. {87501}{87591}Not that that's a big deal,|you know? {87593}{87661}But there were a lot of|little things like that. {87663}{87740}- I know that sounds stupid.|- Not at all. {87741}{87800}I think it's|the little things that count. {87800}{87875}How did you know|that Glenn was the right one? {87975}{88026}The right one. {88027}{88113}I always just envisioned|the right one... {88114}{88206}being someone I could|see myself growing old with. {88315}{88440}And Glenn will be a really|good-looking older man... {88441}{88488}like Blake Carrington. {88490}{88550}I'm gonna probably|look like Buddy Hackett. {90684}{90744}Of course|I'm gonna hire him. {90746}{90817}He's your best friend and|the only limo driver in town. {90910}{90960}Yeah. I just like|having fun with him. {91111}{91176}Wow. Look at him go. {91260}{91308}Better move it, man. {91358}{91393}You're not gonna make it. {91634}{91717}You hit 2 cones.|Those could have been people. {91718}{91767}Those could have been|guests at her wedding. {91831}{91876}They were cones. {92315}{92384}That was fun today.|Wasn't that fun? {92385}{92440}That was fun. {92441}{92515}- I got the job, right?|- Yeah, you did. {92515}{92603}It's August 5th,|a week from today. {92604}{92669}Someone left a jacket|in the back. {92670}{92743}That's Julia's jacket. {92744}{92829}Remember?|She took it off on Noxon Street. {92830}{92882}She said it's not|jacket weather anymore. {92883}{92974}- Uh-oh.|- What? {92975}{93044}- You like her.|- No, I don't. {93046}{93124}Of course you do. She's|a cool chick with a hot ass. {93126}{93194}You talk about her ass again,|I'll break your neck. {93196}{93290}Anyway, she told me|she likes you. {93291}{93345}Really? {93346}{93386}She said that? {93468}{93502}Think about it. {93504}{93576}It's gonna be your first|kiss as a married couple. {93576}{93639}It's perfectly acceptable|to open your mouth. {93640}{93729}I just would not want|to do that in a church... {93730}{93808}in front of God|and all of our relatives. {93809}{93900}It would gross them out|to see me like... {93901}{94003}No one will ever solve that. {94144}{94205}You forgot|your jacket in the limo. {94207}{94271}Thank you for bringing it back.|That's so nice of you. {94272}{94324}Yeah, it was. {94326}{94413}I'll see you later, all right?|Have fun today. {94414}{94461}Hey, wait a second. {94462}{94562}Maybe...he can help us. {94563}{94602}You're the expert on this. {94603}{94662}We were just having a debate|about wedding kisses. {94663}{94771}I say that it's OK for it|to be an open-mouth kiss. {94772}{94839}And I say that it's|the type of occasion... {94840}{94900}where people dress up,|so it's not appropriate. {94901}{94985}- I see.|- What do you want to do? {94986}{95066}Thin, tight mouth,|and it's over? {95068}{95179}No. Thin, partially open. {95180}{95223}No tongues, over. {95223}{95327}No tongue? Please. There|has got to be a little. {95328}{95384}Maybe a little tongue. {95385}{95458}Not porno tongue.|Church tongue. {95458}{95512}Church tongue. I like that. {95513}{95567}Church tongue? What is that? {95568}{95652}I don't know|how to describe it. {95653}{95708}Well, show me. {95807}{95895}Not on me.|How about on him? {95896}{95991}You don't mind, do you? {95992}{96074}Come on, just hold still.|Julia, go ahead. {96244}{96306}Come on.|We're all adults here. {96434}{96532}I'm gonna have to see it|to make an educated decision. {96599}{96678}Well, if it's for|educational purposes. {96679}{96759}Good. OK.|All right, you ready? {96761}{96849}I now pronounce you|husband and wife. {96849}{96919}You may kiss the bride. {97740}{97778}Wow. {97779}{97907}That...was...great. {97908}{97984}Julia, you should do that|at the wedding. {98019}{98106}I gave her the jacket. {98106}{98188}Hey, Jules. Hey, Holly. {98228}{98311}I kissed her,|but it didn't mean anything. {98312}{98386}I just brought her the jacket. {98428}{98458}Kissed who? {98505}{98546}Oh, me. {98547}{98596}Who hasn't? {98664}{98798}I got you something.|It's called a CD player. {98799}{98846}Cost me 700 bucks... {98848}{98930}but the sound quality|is outstanding. {98931}{98985}You want to play a record? {98986}{99092}Jules, it doesn't play records.|It plays CDs. {99093}{99157}It's a CD player. {99158}{99212}I'll be upstairs hooking it up. {99213}{99369}Oh, my God, Robbie|is so amazingly cute. {99371}{99443}I think|I should go out with him. {99567}{99612}Yeah, why not? {99613}{99706}You're single, and he's single.|It makes sense. {99759}{99822}If you don't want me to,|I won't do it. {99867}{99916}Why would I not want you to? {99917}{99979}Good, then I'm going out|with him. {99980}{100043}Who you going out with? {100083}{100151}Good.|That guy needs to get laid. {100153}{100194}Excuse me. {100195}{100274}Because he's going out with me|doesn't mean he'll get laid. {100358}{100425}All right, he probably will. {100427}{100467}Do you think|he'll go out with me? {100506}{100579}Jules is chums with him.|She'll fix it up, won't you? {100581}{100691}You know what would be fun?|Let's go on a double date. {101433}{101508}Robbie,|you look so cute tonight. {101509}{101555}Thank you. {101557}{101642}I like these rubber bracelets.|You look like Madonna. {101643}{101712}Yeah, that's the idea. {101877}{101916}Here you go. {101917}{101998}So, Robbie,|how's your business going? {101999}{102107}I'm actually working|on a game plan right now. {102108}{102171}You should look|into the bond market. {102172}{102240}- That's where the money is.|- Glenn's in junk bonds. {102241}{102332}No, Jules,|it's high-yield bonds. {102334}{102399}Do I tell people|you're in junk waitressing? {102459}{102556}My grandmother gave me|a savings bond when I was a kid. {102558}{102714}I get $25 in 1993,|so that'll be good. {102770}{102857}So we totally|look like a couple. {102858}{102909}Don't you think|we look great together? {102945}{103054}David Bowie playing.|He's the best. {103056}{103104}I think he's coming to town|in September. {103106}{103174}I love David Bowie. {103211}{103285}When I get excited... {103286}{103380}My little China girl... {103381}{103526}She says, "Oh, baby,|just you shut your mouth". {103567}{103620}Shut your mouth. All right. {103621}{103675}We all know the words. {103676}{103765}God, I love David Bowie.|He is so sexy. {103766}{103840}You think the "time to make|the donuts" guy is sexy. {103841}{103919}That guy is funny. {103920}{104000}You know who else|I think is sexy? {104134}{104180}That's good.|Thank you very much. {104182}{104220}I gotta go to the bathroom. {104222}{104343}Excuse us, guys.|We'll be right back. {104397}{104458}She'll feel better|once she yaks. {104459}{104536}I hope so. {104821}{104856}So... {104892}{104949}Sunday's the big day, huh? {104950}{104994}I don't even know|your last name. {104995}{105036}It's Gulia. {105125}{105198}Julia's last name|is gonna be Gulia. {105198}{105260}Julia Gulia. That's funny. {105262}{105318}Why is that funny? {105368}{105430}I don't know. {105592}{105636}Are you excited? {105698}{105767}Yeah. She's paid her dues,|been with me four years. {105768}{105827}I owe it to her to get married. {105828}{105905}You had the Long Island|iced tea. {105906}{106014}Plus, you know, you probably... {106015}{106054}you want to get married. {106107}{106164}I don't want to break up. {106165}{106212}Plus, she was with me|before I made my money... {106214}{106247}so I know I can trust her. {106485}{106568}That is a luscious ass|right there, isn't it? {106569}{106612}My God. {106673}{106740}That's Grade-A,|top-choice meat. {106742}{106833}Like to bite|right through that thing. {106834}{106883}Chew on it. {106884}{106947}But we can't get chicks|like that anymore. {106948}{106986}We're too old. {106987}{107042}Speak for yourself.|I'm not too old. {107043}{107083}I can still get chicks|like that. {107085}{107156}Not that hot, though, right? {107191}{107247}I've gotten hotter. {107248}{107292}10 years ago. {107332}{107407}Try 10 days ago. {107442}{107494}Really? {107495}{107541}As hot as that? {107586}{107663}Hotter and younger. {107703}{107769}How do you do it, man? {107770}{107828}How do you do it|without getting caught? {107900}{107970}Julia is totally preoccupied|with the wedding. {107972}{108017}She doesn't know|what's going on. {108018}{108088}Oh, man. {108089}{108151}You know what sucks, though? {108152}{108260}Once you get married,|the party's over, right? {108261}{108307}I work in the city, man. {108342}{108395}And I work long hours. {108431}{108491}Yeah, that's something. {108555}{108631}Julia's feeling|a little under the weather. {108632}{108677}Told you she was gonna yak. {108679}{108751}Yeah, you called it. {108751}{108824}Why don't you go get your car|and meet us out front? {109005}{109055}Oh, God. I forgot my purse. {109057}{109139}Do me a favor and put her|in the car with Glenn. {109140}{109199}- No problem.|- It's OK. {109322}{109367}I puked. {109368}{109447}OK. Don't worry. {109448}{109501}I vomited in my hair. {109502}{109536}All right. {109537}{109617}Does my hair smell bad? {109754}{109811}No, it smells good, actually. {109870}{109924}Just feel better, all right? {110123}{110179}Hi, Glenn. {110313}{110365}Don't puke in the car,|all right? {110414}{110453}It'll stink for a week. {111227}{111331}What do you think of Glenn?|Do you think he's trustworthy? {111334}{111390}Yeah, he better be. {111429}{111464}Who cares about Glenn? {111520}{111564}You know what|I keep thinking about? {111564}{111607}What? {111608}{111703}That soft kiss|from the other day. {111739}{111798}It looked really nice. {111877}{111923}Did it feel good? {111999}{112068}I don't know. {112070}{112107}I don't remember. {112108}{112191}Could I refresh your memory? {112559}{112594}Yummy. {112699}{112792}So you know Julia's|staying at Glenn's tonight. {112879}{112989}Look, Robbie,|I know that you're shy... {112990}{113059}and I know|that you've been hurt... {113061}{113204}so I'm gonna make this|really easy on you. {113241}{113350}If you come upstairs,|you're gonna get laid. {113351}{113407}Wow. {113442}{113520}Nobody's ever said that|to me before. {113584}{113640}I just...I'm telling you... {113641}{113697}my head's kind of a mess|right now. {113756}{113829}Julia's staying|at Glenn's tonight, huh? {113875}{113911}Does she stay over there a lot? {113991}{114029}Really? {114137}{114203}Oh, my God. {114204}{114234}What? {114235}{114331}I can't believe|I never noticed it before. {114448}{114507}You've got a thing for Julia. {114507}{114586}Oh, no, I don't. {114587}{114627}I think she's|a very nice girl... {114628}{114696}but she's marrying|that jerk-off. {114697}{114796}You know why|she's marrying him, don't you? {114895}{114962}The money thing? {114964}{115039}Security? A nice house? {115040}{115106}I guess that's important|to some people. {115108}{115174}No, it's... {115175}{115287}It's not important|to some people, Robbie. {115288}{115337}It's important to all people. {115338}{115454}Really? Then I guess|I'm in big trouble. {115455}{115522}Morning, sunshine. {115609}{115673}I have a bad headache. {115674}{115723}A really bad headache. {115724}{115788}Can I cook you|some breakfast? {115880}{115967}How was your bottle of rum|last night? {116039}{116105}I didn't vomit on you, did l? {116156}{116289}A little on my shoe,|but I was wearing your shoes. {116290}{116329}Good. {116403}{116495}So, did anything happen|with Robbie last night? {116593}{116684}A kiss. {116685}{116745}Did you kiss him,|or did he kiss you? {116747}{116816}I kissed him. {116817}{116848}And then what? {116849}{116893}Nothing. {116973}{117096}He sure doesn't|think much of Glenn, though. {117097}{117163}Really? What did he say? {117165}{117232}That Glenn's a jerk-off. {117345}{117405}Why would he say that? {117405}{117486}Who knows?|Maybe he was jealous. {117487}{117614}Don't worry. I told him|why you were marrying him. {117615}{117691}Why did you tell him|I was marrying him? {117693}{117758}Because you love him... {117759}{117899}and because... {117900}{117965}because with Glenn,|you'll have security. {118001}{118059}But that's not|why I'm marrying him. {118127}{118178}Then why are you? {118661}{118731}Hi, Rosie. How are you? {118732}{118769}Fine, dear. {118770}{118844}Is Robbie here?|I came by to give him something. {118845}{118939}No, Julia.|I'm afraid he's not. {118940}{119030}But it's Thursday.|You have singing lessons today. {119032}{119082}Not anymore. {119083}{119150}Now that he's gone to the city|to get a real job... {119152}{119229}he doesn't have time|to give me lessons. {119230}{119301}Why do you think you'd be|a good hire for this bank? {119302}{119354}I'm ready to work hard... {119356}{119439}and when I put my mind|to something, I go all the way. {119441}{119482}I'll go all the way|for you, sir. {119522}{119561}Do you have any experience? {119562}{119672}I have no experience,|but I'm a big fan of money. {119673}{119771}I like it. I use it.|I have a little. {119772}{119842}I keep it in a jar|on top of my refrigerator. {119844}{119916}I'd like to put more in it.|That's where you come in. {119991}{120046}He wants to make money. {120048}{120240}Live in a nice house|with wide windows and lamps. {120243}{120343}You can't expect him to live|forever with his sister... {120344}{120439}and the nipple-twisting|that goes on there. {120440}{120487}I thank you for your time. {120488}{120576}Actually, sir, I need this job|to impress a girl. {120577}{120627}Will you leave now, please? {120628}{120682}You don't even have|to give me the job. {120683}{120747}If you could give me some cards|with my name on it... {120748}{120781}I think that might help. {120782}{120860}I'm gonna try|and go look for him, OK? {120861}{120922}Tell him I'll give him a raise. {120923}{121000}Three meatballs a lesson. {121001}{121045}How about this? {121046}{121122}10 singing lessons|for one business card. {121124}{121184}Thank you very much. {121894}{121963}Hey, Julia.|What are you doing here? {121964}{122053}I went by Rosie's to find you. {122055}{122152}I'm not doing that anymore. {122153}{122281}I thought that teaching|was a big part of your life. {122282}{122360}It was, but now I'm doing|some stuff... {122361}{122439}to better my situation. {122440}{122485}Sounds kind of selfish. {122528}{122603}It's not selfish. There's|a lot of money out there. {122604}{122641}I'm trying to get|my hands on some. {122643}{122724}But you don't want to be|just another yuppie idiot. {122725}{122764}What's wrong with that? {122765}{122847}Don't want to live in|my sister's basement anymore. {122848}{122927}I want to get a big house,|have some security. {122965}{123039}Can't do that doing favors|for people all the time... {123041}{123079}getting paid in meatballs. {123081}{123144}But you're above|all that material bullshit. {123146}{123234}I don't know. We're living|in a material world... {123236}{123321}and I am a material girl.|Or boy. {123322}{123387}No, you're not. {123388}{123453}What about you?|You're into material shit. {123501}{123535}What do you mean? {123536}{123609}You're marrying Glenn|'cause he's got money. {123868}{123920}You asshole. {124281}{124384}Oh, my gosh.|She made me a present. {124387}{124447}I am an asshole! {124523}{124593}You're going|to the mental institution. {124595}{124625}Beat it! {125339}{125408}- Rudy.|- Same? {125409}{125472}Give me the same, please. {125569}{125603}What's up? {125604}{125663}- There he is.|- You all right? {125664}{125741}You know something? {125742}{125792}You were right.|You've always been right. {125793}{125865}What have I been so right about? {125866}{125981}Women.|You just have fun with them. {125982}{126052}You get emotionally involved,|and they end up... {126054}{126091}What do they do to you? {126147}{126242}They rip your heart|out of your ass. {126244}{126293}That's right. {126294}{126373}Did something happen with Julia? {126374}{126468}I went on|that double date, right? {126469}{126538}And the moron|she's gonna marry... {126539}{126624}actually tells me|he cheats on her. {126625}{126685}But can I tell her? {126687}{126763}No. Who am l|to break up a marriage? {126764}{126848}You need a prostitute. {126997}{127105}Anyways...I'm confused. {127106}{127170}Because you like her. {127242}{127327}I think I'm in love with her. {127387}{127469}But I gotta get that|out of my head, you know? {127566}{127645}From now on,|I'm gonna be like you. {127646}{127714}I'm gonna be with|a different chick every night... {127715}{127760}and then I'll send them packin'. {127760}{127839}Sounds like you got it|all figured out. {127840}{127954}I'm gonna have to give them|cab money to go home... {127955}{127990}because I'll feel bad|if I don't... {127992}{128046}but after that,|it's Bye-Bye, Birdie. {128101}{128176}That's it, man,|starting right now. {128176}{128280}We are gonna be free and happy|the rest of our lives. {128435}{128524}I'm not happy.|I'm miserable. {128526}{128580}What? {128581}{128680}I grew up idolizing guys... {128681}{128750}like Fonzie|and Vinnie Barbarino... {128751}{128796}'cause they got|a lot of chicks. {128796}{128886}You know what happened to Fonzie|and Vinnie Barbarino? {128886}{128993}I read that Fonzie|wants to be a director... {128994}{129103}and Barbarino, I think,|the mechanical bull movie. {129104}{129138}I didn't see it yet. {129139}{129286}Their shows got canceled|'cause no one wants to see {129287}{129363}a 50-year-old guy|hitting on chicks. {129408}{129448}What are you saying? {129449}{129532}What I'm saying is,|all I really want... {129533}{129607}is someone to hold me... {129607}{129746}and tell me that everything|is gonna be all right. {129776}{129876}Everything is|gonna be all right. {129997}{130049}If you found someone|you can love... {130050}{130116}you can't let her get away. {130170}{130269}You're right, man.|Thank you, Sammy. {130270}{130324}Don't tell anyone what I said. {130437}{130495}Mom. {130532}{130594}Do you really like Glenn? {130596}{130682}Oh, sure, honey.|What's not to like? {130683}{130742}He's rich, he's charming,|he's handsome... {130743}{130843}and now he's really got it all|'cause he's got you. {130947}{131010}Honey, what's the matter? {131069}{131162}I don't know if|I'm in love with him anymore. {131164}{131261}Why? What happened? {131371}{131473}I just don't know|if he's the right guy for me. {131527}{131593}And I've been spending|a lot of time... {131594}{131688}with this other man,|Robbie Hart. {131689}{131788}The wedding singer? {131789}{131877}You're thinking of leaving|Glenn for the wedding singer? {131919}{131983}I don't know|what I'm thinking. {131984}{132023}I'm confused. {132025}{132095}I know, sweetie. {132096}{132193}You've got what is known|as the jitters, cold feet. {132195}{132296}Everybody has 'em. I had 'em. {132297}{132351}Course, I should have run|screaming down the street... {132352}{132444}instead of marrying your father,|but Glenn is different. {132445}{132479}He's a keeper. {132544}{132625}You're gonna marry Glenn|on Sunday. {132626}{132683}You're gonna love him... {132684}{132743}and everything's|gonna be wonderful. {132854}{132925}Where's your veil?|It's downstairs. {132927}{132965}I'll go get it. {133769}{133840}Hi. Nice to meet you. {133841}{133894}I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia. {133973}{134107}Hello. It's nice to meet you.|I'm Julia Gulia. {134233}{134293}Right when I wake up|in the morning... {134294}{134361}you're the first person|that pops in my head. {134362}{134446}I keep thinking|about you over and over. {134447}{134572}It's nice to meet you.|I'm Mrs. Julia Gulia. {134880}{134955}I'm pleased to meet you. {134957}{135009}I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart. {135053}{135136}Robbie and I are so pleased|you could come to our wedding. {136265}{136303}Pretty good? {136364}{136399}What happened? {136400}{136513}She just looked way too happy.|I couldn't do it. {136514}{136600}I'm sorry, man. {136602}{136683}Hey, Rudy. Get Robbie a double. {136684}{136759}Actually, Rudy,|don't even worry about it. {136759}{136798}I brought my own. {136799}{136863}You can't drink that in here. {136864}{136928}All right. {136929}{137022}I'll finish up in the alley.|Are you guys coming? {137305}{137395}It's the wedding singer. {137396}{137455}Hey, Glenn. What's up? {137456}{137546}I heard you couldn't|close the deal with Holly. {137548}{137605}What's the matter with that?|You're not... {137605}{137665}You like women, right? {137665}{137720}Not as much as you do, I guess. {137721}{137805}We're gonna have a little|pre-bachelor party. {137807}{137873}You want to come|and have a beer? {137874}{137909}You're ridiculous, man. {137954}{138039}Stop all this|cheating shit, moron. {138041}{138074}She's a good girl. {138076}{138122}Hey, asswipe... {138174}{138224}don't go snitchin'|to Julia about this. {138226}{138300}I know you got|some little crush on her... {138301}{138367}but you gotta face the facts. {138368}{138436}She'd rather go to bed|with a real man... {138437}{138477}not some poor singing orphan. {138565}{138642}All right, shithead.|I haven't been in a fight... {138644}{138692}since I was|in the fifth grade... {138694}{138763}but I beat the shit|out of that kid... {138764}{138815}so now I'm gonna beat|the shit out of you. {138865}{138926}What are you doing? {138928}{138988}I'm sorry. {138989}{139054}I used to be much stronger. {139292}{139341}Why don't you write|a song about this? {139342}{139384}You can call it... {139386}{139466}"l got punched in the nose... {139467}{139542}"for stickin' my face|in other people's business". {139678}{139733}Way to go. {139735}{139810}Sounds like a country song. {140267}{140350}Kiss my grits. {140536}{140677}I can see that you're drunk,|and that's OK. {140678}{140743}I'm still gonna tell you this. {140744}{140820}I really miss you,|and I want to come back. {140870}{140933}I don't want|to be alone anymore. {140993}{141061}You're not alone anymore. {141062}{141116}Linda's back. {142435}{142501}Can I help you? {142604}{142643}Is Robbie here? {142698}{142758}I'm afraid he's indisposed. {142872}{142907}Shower. {143042}{143088}You must be Linda. {143089}{143193}Yeah, that's me...|Robbie's fiancee. {143194}{143253}Who are you? {143255}{143292}I'm Julia Sullivan. {143353}{143423}Would you tell him|that I came by to see him? {143425}{143495}Oh, yeah,|surely will, Jennifer. {143496}{143537}It's Julia. {144063}{144143}Wake up, sleepyhead. {144144}{144230}This is the first day|of our new life together. {144303}{144337}Wake me up... {144338}{144397}Before you go-go. {144398}{144517}Don't leave me hanging on|like a solo. {144857}{144895}What are you doing here? {144947}{145061}Well, you passed out,|so I took care of you. {145063}{145136}What?|Why'd you take care of me? {145188}{145282}I told you last night.|I realized I was wrong... {145283}{145347}and I want to take|care of you for good. {145348}{145382}I can learn|to deal with the fact... {145383}{145482}that you're a wedding singer|and not a rock star. {145483}{145537}You can learn to deal with that? {145538}{145628}I don't want you to learn|to deal with that. {145628}{145723}That's not how it works. Jeez! {145813}{145891}Maybe we should talk about this|when you're feeling better. {145892}{145962}Hey, psycho... {145963}{146017}I'm not gonna feel|better about this. {146019}{146071}It's over. {146072}{146142}Now please get out|of my Van Halen t-shirt... {146144}{146212}before you jinx the band|and they break up. {146354}{146421}So you're still pissed|about that wedding thing. {146818}{146849}Glenn, good morning. {146998}{147062}Hey, baby. {147063}{147125}You gonna make breakfast in bed? {147176}{147260}Actually, I've been doing|some thinking, and... {147305}{147369}I don't need a big wedding... {147370}{147436}and I think|that I've been really selfish... {147437}{147541}making you do something|you don't even want to do. {147615}{147660}You wanna go to Vegas? {147759}{147838}All right. Let's go. {147915}{148014}There were bells... {148016}{148106}On a hill... {148107}{148278}But I never heard them ringing. {148280}{148413}No, I never heard|them at all... {148415}{148580}'Til there was you. {148625}{148768}And there was music... {148769}{148923}And there were wonderful roses. {148924}{149010}They tell me... {149012}{149070}In sweet... {149072}{149180}Fragrant meadows... {149182}{149392}Of dawn and dew. {149393}{149469}There was love... {149471}{149501}All around... {149502}{149617}Flight number 1156|is now ready for boarding. {149618}{149754}We'd like to ask passengers|traveling with small children... {149755}{149906}I never heard it at all... {149907}{150113}'Til there was you. {150114}{150170}I just always|envisioned the right one... {150171}{150238}being someone|I could grow old with. {150442}{150514}I know. I'll go get the car. {150558}{150634}Rosie, congratulations. {150636}{150676}I gotta go take care|of something, OK? {150677}{150757}I know you do. Go get her. {150758}{150817}All right. {150818}{150865}- I need to talk to you.|- I can't talk right now. {150866}{150962}- Are you back with Linda?|- No. Who said that? {150963}{151041}Julia.|She went to your house... {151042}{151097}to tell you she was|falling for you... {151099}{151159}and Linda answered the door|in her underwear. {151159}{151200}She was so upset... {151201}{151256}she and Glenn|jumped a plane to Vegas. {151258}{151321}What do you mean? They're|getting married tomorrow. {151323}{151391}Apparently,|that wasn't soon enough. {151456}{151486}I said, hip, hop... {151489}{151552}A-hippie to the hippie|to the hip, hip, hop. {151553}{151618}You don't stop rockin'|to the bang, bang boogie... {151619}{151657}Say, up comes the boogie... {151658}{151700}To the rhythm|of the boogie that beats. {151702}{151762}We're now ready|for our general boarding. {151764}{151819}That's it, sweetie.|Ready to go? {151878}{151971}This is a great idea.|I'm glad you came around. {151972}{152032}You want to do some|gambling and fun right away... {152033}{152068}or just get married? {152070}{152126}I just want to get married. {152127}{152183}You're never going to find her. {152185}{152250}There's got to be a million|wedding chapels in Vegas. {152251}{152316}- Does anybody have a pen?|- What for? {152317}{152362}I got a good idea for a song. {152364}{152437}- Here.|- Thank you. {152589}{152625}Thank you. {152626}{152658}Hey, I'm sorry. {152659}{152709}Can I help you? {152710}{152769}I need a ticket|for Las Vegas, please. {152827}{152919}We only have one seat left|in our first-class section. {152920}{152964}The next flight|leaves in the morning. {153006}{153073}Can I borrow|your credit card? {153074}{153129}You're going|to pay me back, right? {153131}{153191}No, but if you don't|give it to me... {153192}{153302}I'm going to tell everybody|what you said at the bar. {153303}{153338}Thanks. {153340}{153405}That was really nice of you. {153406}{153441}Thanks. {153442}{153501}Do you like|Flock of Seagulls? {153502}{153570}I can see you do. {153571}{153615}- Wish me luck.|- Go get her! {153965}{154005}Do you mind|if we switched seats... {154007}{154049}and I sat in the window seat? {154108}{154155}I hate the aisle seat. {154157}{154239}Every time that cart comes by,|it bangs me in the elbows. {154240}{154359}Your arms are smaller|than mine, Jules. {154361}{154486}I know. I just never saw|the lights of Vegas before. {154540}{154585}Tell you what. {154586}{154665}How about I let you lean over me|when we fly over the strip? {154920}{154965}Thank you. {155003}{155038}Hot towel? {155110}{155166}Thanks. {155455}{155538}Oh, my. I'm sorry. {155573}{155637}I've never been|on first class before. {155638}{155709}My name is Joyce.|Just buzz if you need anything. {155711}{155777}Thank you. Here. {155923}{155977}Sir? {155978}{156022}Is that Billy Idol? {156075}{156142}- I believe it is.|- Oh, my God. {156144}{156224}Would you like some champagne|or some orange juice? {156225}{156274}How much is it? {156275}{156368}- It's free.|- It's what? {156369}{156435}Holy shit, this is incredible. {156436}{156474}Actually, I shouldn't drink. {156475}{156570}I fell in love with this girl|who's going to marry an idiot... {156572}{156632}so I'm on my way to Vegas|to stop them. {156634}{156737}That's the sweetest thing|I've ever heard. {156738}{156779}Where are they getting married? {156781}{156811}I don't know where... {156812}{156864}but I'm going to run around|and find them. {156866}{156909}I got to do what I got to do. {157230}{157279}Next time they come by,|grab me a Heineken. {157525}{157579}She comes over to tell me|how she feels... {157580}{157640}and Linda answers the door... {157640}{157715}wearing nothing|but my Van Halen t-shirt. {157716}{157764}No way. {157765}{157802}I don't know what to do. {157803}{157878}She's getting married,|and he's going to ruin her life. {157879}{157947}Glenn doesn't deserve her. {157948}{158011}All he cares about|are possessions... {158012}{158131}fancy cars, CD players. {158132}{158206}Even women|are possessions to him. {158207}{158241}Billy idol gets it. {158242}{158298}I don't know why|she doesn't get it. {158300}{158337}I hope you find her. {158338}{158388}You guys|will not believe this. {158390}{158451}Some creep in coach|who thinks he's Don Johnson... {158452}{158535}just asked me to be part|of the mile-high club. {158536}{158645}He said I was|Grade-A, top-choice meat. {158826}{158875}Is he right in here? {158936}{158980}What's the mile-high club? {159287}{159343}Oh, my God.|The mile-high guy is Glenn. {159344}{159388}They're on this plane. {159389}{159439}No way! {159441}{159474}You guys got to help me. {159476}{159526}Right! {159622}{159685}Good afternoon, everyone. {159686}{159799}We're flying at 26,000 feet,|moving up to 30,000 feet... {159800}{159900}and we got clear skies|all the way to Las Vegas. {159901}{159996}And now, we're bringing you|some in-flight entertainment. {159997}{160056}One of our first-class|passengers... {160058}{160100}would like|to sing you a song... {160101}{160160}inspired by one|of our coach passengers. {160161}{160250}And since we let|our first-class passengers... {160253}{160362}do pretty much whatever|they want, here he is. {160428}{160529}I wanna make you smile... {160531}{160602}Whenever you're sad... {160603}{160641}Carry you around... {160642}{160718}When your arthritis is bad. {160719}{160801}Oh, all I wanna do... {160802}{160882}Is grow old with you. {160972}{161035}I'll get you medicine... {161036}{161142}When your tummy aches... {161144}{161191}Build you a fire... {161192}{161253}If the furnace breaks. {161254}{161363}Oh, it could be so nice... {161364}{161443}Growin' old with you. {161533}{161595}I'll miss you... {161597}{161664}Kiss you... {161665}{161715}Give you my coat... {161717}{161792}When you are cold... {161794}{161852}Need you... {161853}{161922}Feed you... {161923}{161972}Even let you hold... {161973}{162033}The remote control. {162150}{162210}What the hell's|that fruit doing here? {162362}{162416}Get out of the way! {162417}{162472}Excuse me, sir.|I have to serve the beverages. {162695}{162775}How you doing, sir?|Chicken or fish? {162777}{162820}Get out of my way,|or you're going to get hurt. {162857}{162932}Don't you talk|to Billy Idol that way. {163056}{163114}So let me clear the dishes... {163116}{163207}In our kitchen sink... {163208}{163242}Put you to bed... {163243}{163310}When you've had|too much to drink. {163382}{163458}I could be the man... {163460}{163585}Who grows old with you. {163586}{163661}I wanna grow old... {163662}{163731}With you. {163998}{164077}That was the most|beautiful song. {164078}{164129}I got a confession to make. {164130}{164214}That song was about you. {164215}{164259}Good. {164261}{164329}I'm in love with you. {164374}{164457}I am so in love with you. {164518}{164570}That wasn't a bad song. {164571}{164645}I'm going to tell those|record company guys about you. {164646}{164713}You mind if I give her|a kiss first? {164715}{164776}Do what you got to do. {165375}{165457}I know this... {165458}{165512}Much is... {165513}{165552}True. {165664}{165748}I know this... {165749}{165805}Much is... {165806}{165860}True. {165890}{165945}I know, I know, I know... {165946}{166021}This much is true. {166022}{166090}Oh, yes, I do... {166091}{166215}Robbie and Julia.