1 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:13,033 Choose life. Choose a job. 2 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,793 Choose a career, a family. Choose a fucking big TV. 3 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:20,112 Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players. 4 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,919 Choose good health. 5 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,594 Low cholesterol and dental insurance. 6 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,636 Choose mortgage repayments. 7 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,518 Choose a home. Choose your friends! 8 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,470 Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. 9 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,677 Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase! 10 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,672 Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. 11 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,877 Choose watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows. 12 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,428 Stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. 13 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,595 'Choose rotting away at the end, 14 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,636 'in a miserable home, 15 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,676 'nothing more than an embarrassment 16 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,637 'to the brats you've spawned. 17 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,358 'Choose your future. 18 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,317 'Choose life.' 19 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:24,510 But why would I want to do a thing like that? 20 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,999 I chose not to choose life. 21 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,638 I chose something else. 22 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,199 And the reasons? 23 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,759 There are no reasons. 24 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,435 Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? 25 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,996 Goldfinger's better than Dr No. 26 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:55,631 Both of them are a lot better than Diamonds Are Forever. 27 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,199 A judgement reflected 28 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:01,239 in its relatively poor showing at the box office. 29 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,914 In which field, of course, 30 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,911 Thunderball was a notable success. 31 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,389 'People think it's all about misery 32 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,392 'and desperation and death and all that shite, 33 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,914 'which is not to be ignored.' 34 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,115 Fuck off! 35 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,349 Jealous cunt! 36 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,032 'But what they forget... 37 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,236 'is the pleasure of it.' 38 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,275 All dead! 39 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,351 White meat! 40 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,793 You prick! 41 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,796 'Otherwise, we wouldn't do it.' 42 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,673 - You want me to do it? - Yes. 43 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,228 Pure as driven snow, that shit. 44 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,429 'After all, we're not fucking stupid. 45 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:44,229 'Or at least, we're not that fucking stupid.' 46 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,592 'Take the best orgasm you ever had. 47 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,591 'Multiply it by a thousand 48 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,070 'and you're still nowhere near it.' 49 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,833 Oh, it beats any meat injection! 50 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,832 That beats any fucking cock in the world! 51 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:15,310 'When you're on junk, you've only one worry - scoring. 52 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:19,791 'When you're off it, you worry about all sorts of shite. 53 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,030 'No money, can't get pissed. 54 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:26,591 'Can't get a bird. Got a bird, too much hassle. 55 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,591 'You worry about bills, food, 56 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,319 'some football team that never wins. 57 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,992 'About human relationships 58 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,036 'and things that don't matter 59 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,192 'when you have a sincere, truthful junk habit.' 60 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:42,159 I'd say in those days he was a muscular actor. 61 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,919 With all the presence of someone like Cooper or Lancaster 62 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,036 combined with a sly wit... 63 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:55,189 to make him a formidable lead. 64 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,875 And closer in that respect to Cary Grant. 65 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:23,436 'The principal drawback is you have to endure cunts saying...' 66 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:27,433 No way would I poison my body with that shite. 67 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,953 All they fucking chemicals? 68 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,319 No fucking way! 69 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,834 It's a waste of your life. 70 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,354 Poisoning your body with that shite. 71 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,352 Every chance you've had, son, you've blown it. 72 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,829 Stuffing your veins with that filth! 73 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:49,311 'From time to time, even I have uttered the magic words.' 74 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,392 Never again, Swanney. I'm off the skag. 75 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,879 Are you serious? 76 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,838 - No more. I'm finished. - It's up to you. 77 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,434 I want off it for good. 78 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,751 - I've heard it before. - The Sick Boy method. 79 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:11,630 - It really worked for him. - Well, he lacks moral fibre. 80 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,110 - He's a Sean Connery expert. - That's hardly a substitute. 81 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,636 - You'll need one more hit. - I don't think so. 82 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,676 For the long night ahead. 83 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,671 'We called him Mother Superior 84 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,672 'on account of the length of his habit. 85 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,672 'Of course I'd have another shot. I had work to do.' 86 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,399 Relinquishing junk, stage one - preparation. 87 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,351 For this you will need: 88 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,432 a room which you won't leave, soothing music. 89 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,512 Tomato soup, ten tins of; 90 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,718 mushroom soup, eight tins of - for consumption cold. 91 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,952 Ice-cream - vanilla, one large tub of. 92 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,951 Magnesia, Milk of - one bottle. 93 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,632 Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins, 94 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:11,835 Mineral water, 95 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,035 Lucozade, 96 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,269 pornography. 97 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,149 One mattress. Buckets for urine, faeces and vomitus. 98 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,513 One television and one bottle of valium 99 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,352 procured from my mother 100 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,353 who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, 101 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:31,919 also a drug addict. 102 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:38,235 Now I'm ready. I just need one final hit 103 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,790 to soothe the pain till the valium takes effect. 104 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,311 Mikey? Yeah, it's Mark Renton. 105 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,358 I wondered, could you help me out? 106 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,829 'This was typical of Mikey Forrester.' 107 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,070 What the fuck are these? 108 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,072 'Normally, I have nothing to do with him 109 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,276 'but things were not normal.' 110 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,078 Opium suppositories! 111 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,754 Ideal for your purposes. 112 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:04,955 Slow release. 113 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,758 Bring you down gradually. 114 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,991 Custom fucking designed for your needs. 115 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,036 I want a fucking hit! 116 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,271 It's all I've got, mate. Take it or leave it. 117 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,632 Feelin' better now? 118 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,917 I might as well have stuck them up my arse. 119 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:34,919 Heroin makes you constipated. 120 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,675 The heroin from my last hit is fading away 121 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,990 and the suppositories have yet to melt. 122 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,878 I'm no longer constipated. 123 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,118 I fantasize about a massive, pristine convenience. 124 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,634 Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, 125 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,631 a seat carved from ebony, 126 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,109 a cistern full of Chanel No.5, 127 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,749 a flunky handing me pieces of silk toilet roll. 128 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,910 But under the circumstances, 129 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,399 I'll settle for anywhere. 130 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,310 The worst toilet in Scotland 131 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,391 Yes, ya fucking dancer! 132 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,790 And now... 133 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,359 Now I'm ready. 134 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,112 The downside of coming off junk 135 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,589 was mixing with my friends again 136 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,069 in a state of full consciousness. 137 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:56,075 They were so like me, I could hardly bear to look at them. 138 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,551 Sick Boy came off junk too, 139 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:04,519 just to show me how easily he could do it. 140 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:09,037 When all I wanted to do was feel sorry for myself, 141 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,556 he insisted on telling me his theory of life. 142 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,552 Certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life. 143 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,073 What d'you mean? 144 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:20,072 Well, at one point you've got it, 145 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,593 then you lose it. 146 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,638 Then it's gone forever. All walks of life. 147 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,753 Georgie Best, for example, 148 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,273 had it - Iost it. 149 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,828 Or David Bowie or Lou Reed. 150 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,831 His solo stuff's not bad. 151 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,593 No. But it's not great either. 152 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:41,754 And in your heart you know that although it sounds all right, 153 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,637 it's actually just...shite. 154 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,199 So who else? 155 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,434 Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, 156 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,431 - Elvis Presley... - OK, OK. 157 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,954 What's the point you're making? 158 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,429 All I'm trying to do, Mark, 159 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,431 is to help you understand 160 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:02,433 that The Name Of The Rose is merely a blip 161 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,909 on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory. 162 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,433 What about The Untouchables? 163 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,954 I don't rate that at all. 164 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,678 Despite the Academy Award? 165 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,599 That means fuck all. 166 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,193 It's a sympathy vote. 167 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:21,196 So we all get old, we cannae hack it any more and that's it? 168 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,190 Yeah. 169 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,236 That's your theory? 170 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,715 Yeah. 171 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,510 Beautifully fucking illustrated. 172 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,989 Give me the gun. 173 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,999 Give me the gun. 174 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,630 Have you got the beast in your sights? 175 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,631 Clear enough, Miss Moneypenny. 176 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,632 This should present no significant problems. 177 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,352 For a vegetarian, Rents, 178 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,556 you're a fucking evil shot! 179 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,551 'Without heroin, 180 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:12,919 'l led a useful and fulfilling life as a good citizen.' 181 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,314 - Good luck, Spud. - Cheers, Cat-boy. 182 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,392 If they think you're no tryin', you're doomed. 183 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,914 They'll be on to the DSS 184 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,719 and your giro's fucking finished, right? 185 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,711 - Right. - But try too hard... 186 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,394 - You might get the job! - Exactly. 187 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,391 - Nightmare! - It's a tightrope, Spud. 188 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,833 A fucking tightrope! 189 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,832 I get pure shy with the interviewer cats. 190 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,831 I can't answer the questions. 191 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,595 I get nerves, like footballers on big occasions. 192 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,829 Try some of this. 193 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,514 Some speed - just the ticket, man. 194 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,956 Naw, I went to Craigie - Craignewton. 195 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,953 I put Royal Edinburgh College to help get the job. 196 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,031 There's too much discrimination here. 197 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,633 They're both schools, right. 198 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:05,396 I put across the idea. People get hung up on details. 199 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:10,315 Like how many O-grades I got. Maybe six. Maybe none. 200 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:14,188 It's not important. What's important is that I am. 201 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,192 Do you mean you lied on your application? 202 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,316 No...Well, yes. 203 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,790 To get my foot in the door. Showing initiative. 204 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,792 You were referred by the Department of Employment. 205 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,713 Your foot was in the door. 206 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,710 Yeah, cool. 207 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,711 Whatever you say, man. Sorry. 208 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,712 You're the man. The dude in the chair. 209 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,837 I am merely here. Obviously. 210 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,071 What exactly attracts you to the leisure industry? 211 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,999 In a word, pleasure. 212 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:47,755 Like, my pleasure in other people's leisure. 213 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,515 Do you see yourself as having any weaknesses? 214 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,432 Oh, yes! I'm a bit of a perfectionist. 215 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:59,035 For me, it's the best or nothin' at all. 216 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,157 Things get dodgy - I cannot be bothered. 217 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,835 But I'm getting good vibes about this interview. 218 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,435 Seems to me it's going pretty well, eh? 219 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,317 Thank you, Mr Murphy. 220 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,311 We'll let you know. 221 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,231 The pleasure was mine. 222 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,788 'Spud had done well. 223 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,668 'He made me proud. Fucked up good and proper.' 224 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,599 Picture the scene. 225 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,591 The other fucking week there, 226 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,592 down the Volley with Tommy playing pool. 227 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,193 I'm playing like Paul Newman, 228 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,475 giving the boy a tanning. 229 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,949 It comes to the last shot, 230 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,429 the deciding ball of the tournament. 231 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,432 I'm on the black, he looks biscuit-arsed. 232 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,909 When this hard cunt comes in. 233 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,911 Obviously fucking fancied himself, like. 234 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,433 Starts staring at me. 235 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,795 Looking right fucking at me 236 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,314 as if to say, "Come ahead." 237 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,799 You ken me. 238 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,395 I'm not the type that goes looking for bother 239 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:02,349 but I had a pool cue and he'd get it in his puss! 240 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,829 So I squares up, casual like. 241 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:09,436 What does the hard cunt do? The so-called hard cunt? 242 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,839 Shites it! 243 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:15,357 Puts down his drink and gets the fuck out of there. 244 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,398 And after that... well, the game was mine. 245 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,831 'And that was it. 246 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,319 'That was Begbie's story. 247 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,994 'Or Begbie's version of the story. 248 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,038 'Later, I got the truth from Tommy. 249 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,112 'You always got the truth from Tommy. 250 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,112 'He never lied, never took drugs, 251 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,633 'never cheated on anyone.' 252 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,676 It was Wednesday morning. 253 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,150 We were in the Volley, playing pool. That's true. 254 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,152 But Begbie is playing absolutely fucking gash. 255 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,673 His hangover's so bad, 256 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,275 he can hardly hold the fucking cue! 257 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:56,273 I'm doing my best to lose, trying to humour him. 258 00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:00,273 But every time I touch a ball, I pot something. 259 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,828 Every time Begbie goes near the table, he fucks it up. 260 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,310 Fuck's sake...! 261 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,755 So, he's got the hump. 262 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:13,072 But I set him up to pot the black, 263 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,790 win one game, salvage his pride and not kick me in. 264 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,269 So, he's on the black... 265 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,713 'Pressure shot... 266 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,995 'which goes wrong, big time.' 267 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,473 'He picks on this wee gadge, 268 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,279 'accusing him of putting him off. 269 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,715 'He hadn't even glanced at us.' 270 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,439 - Fuck off! - 'He'd have chibbed him.' 271 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,876 Then I thought he was gonna do me. 272 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,152 The beggar's fucking psycho. 273 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,238 But he's a mate. 274 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:57,074 - What can you do? - Can I borrow this? 275 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,594 'What indeed could one do? 276 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,750 'Try not to get involved.' 277 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,352 'Begbie didn't do drugs. He did people. 278 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,591 'He got off on it. His own sensory addiction.' 279 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,316 Nobody move! 280 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:20,430 The lassie got glassed. No cunt moves till we know who did it. 281 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,475 Who the fuck are you? 282 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,993 Yes! 283 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,990 'As I sat watching 284 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,798 'the highly personal video 285 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,793 'stolen only hours earlier from one of my best friends, 286 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:04,158 'l realised that something was missing from my life.' 287 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,673 How's it going with Gail? 288 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,718 No joy yet. 289 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,472 How long is it? 290 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,198 Six weeks. 291 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,669 Six weeks! 292 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,878 Nightmare right. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start out 293 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:36,195 on a physical basis as that is how it principally is going to be defined from then on. 294 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,838 When did she come up with that? 295 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,276 She read it in Cosmopolitan. 296 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,669 Six weeks and no sex? 297 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,230 I've got balls like fucking watermelons I'm telling you. 298 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,392 - I read it in Cosmopolitan. - Interesting theory. 299 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,870 Actually, it's a nightmare. I'm desperate for a shag 300 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,396 but watching him suffer was just too much fun. 301 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,913 Try it wi' Tommy. 302 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,912 It's the only pleasure I get from him! 303 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,434 - You know about my birthday? - No. 304 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,636 He forgot. Useless motherfucker! 305 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,879 Useless motherfucker; that's what she called me. 306 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:16,432 I said to her, look I'm sorry but these things happen, let's put it behind us. 307 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,556 That's fair enough. 308 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,713 Yes, but then she finds out I've got a ticket for lggy Pop the same night. 309 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,994 Was she upset? 310 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:29,518 Very, "It's me or lggy Pop, time to decide." 311 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,113 So what are you going to do? 312 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,519 Well I've paid for the ticket. 313 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,114 What are you two talking about? 314 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,397 Football. What are you talking about? 315 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,833 Shopping. 316 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,036 'The situation was becoming serious. 317 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,714 'Renton noticed the haste with which 318 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,155 'the successful in the sexual sphere, 319 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:52,155 'as in all others, segregated themselves from the failures.' 320 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,272 'Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive 321 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,272 'but now it returned with a vengeance. 322 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,079 'The impotence of those days faded 323 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:13,073 'and desperation took a hold on his sex-crazed mind. 324 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,311 'Post-junk libido, fuelled by alcohol and amphetamine 325 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,437 'taunted him with his own unsatisfied desire. 326 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,954 'Dot, dot, dot.' 327 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,033 'And with that, 328 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:21,511 'Mark Renton had fallen in love.' 329 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,192 Excuse me. I don't mean to harrass you 330 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,191 but I was very impressed 331 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,192 with the way you dealt with that situation. 332 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,032 - I think you're special. - Thanks. 333 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,519 - Your name? - Diane. 334 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,999 Where are you going? 335 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,479 - Home. - Where's that? 336 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,834 It's where I live. 337 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,638 - Great. - What? 338 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,838 I'll come back with you but I'm not promising anything. 339 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,831 Does this approach usually work? 340 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,832 Or have you never tried it before? 341 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,275 You don't normally approach girls, right? 342 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,271 You're a quiet, sensitive type 343 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,272 but if I'm prepared to take a chance, 344 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,272 I'll get to know the inner you. 345 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:10,319 Witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal... Taxi! 346 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,312 A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. 347 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,234 But hey, don't us girls just love that(!) 348 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,150 Well? 349 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,639 What's wrong, boy? 350 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,312 Cat got your tongue? 351 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,753 I left something... 352 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,593 Are you getting in? 353 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,033 Do you understand? 354 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:53,749 You will be a considerate and thoughtful lover. 355 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,239 Generous...but firm. 356 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,719 Failure on your part 357 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,712 to live up to these very reasonable expectations 358 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,713 will result in swift resumption of a non-sex situation. 359 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,949 Right? 360 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,590 What? 361 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,635 Shut up! 362 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,953 Wake up, Spud. 363 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,595 Wake up. 364 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:06,829 Sex! 365 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,355 Casual sex! 366 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,315 Tommy, put the tape on. 367 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,628 What? 368 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,678 I wanna watch ourselves while we're screwing. 369 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,069 So let's see what I'm missing. 370 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,949 Not much! 371 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,357 'The captain, Archie Gemmill, 372 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,796 'picking it up from the outside... 373 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,917 'He's going all the way... and he scores! 374 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,072 'Oh, what a magnificent goal! 375 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,071 'Gemmill at his very best. 376 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,549 'What a penetrating goal that was.' 377 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,631 I haven't felt that good 378 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,598 since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978. 379 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,351 Right. You can't sleep here. 380 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,839 - What? - Out! 381 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,956 Come on! 382 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,316 You can sleep on the hall sofa or go home. 383 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,314 And don't make any noise. 384 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:25,989 Jesus! 385 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,108 Gone? 386 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,158 - Where has it gone? - It'll be here somewhere! 387 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,836 I might've returned it by mistake. 388 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,592 Returned it?! 389 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,355 Where? The video shop, Tommy? 390 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,271 The fucking video shop?! 391 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:53,229 So every punter in Edinburgh's jerking off to our video? 392 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,278 Oh, God, Tommy, I feel sick! 393 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,074 - Hi. - Hello. 394 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,269 Fuck! 395 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,155 Come in and sit down. 396 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,037 Like some coffee? 397 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,758 Aye. 398 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,679 You must be Mark. 399 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,239 Aye, that's me. 400 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,954 Are you a friend of Diane's? 401 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,555 - More a friend of a friend. - Right. 402 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,196 Are you her flatmates, like? 403 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,835 Flatmates?! 404 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,070 I must remember that one. 405 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,749 Morning. 406 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,319 Good morning, Spud. 407 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,992 Morning, Gail. Mr Houston. 408 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,433 Mrs Houston. 409 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,555 Mornin', Spud. 410 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:09,269 Sit down and have some breakfast. 411 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,272 I'm sorry about last night, by the way. 412 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,557 That's OK. I slept fine on the sofa. 413 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:20,760 I had a bit much to drink. Had a bit of an accident. 414 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,034 Dinnae worry. 415 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,749 Does a man good to cut loose once in a while. 416 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,752 This one could do with being tied up. 417 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,957 I'll get the sheets washed. I'll wash them. 418 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,109 No need. 419 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,316 - It's no problem. - Or for me. 420 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,278 - I'd rather take care of it. - Really... 421 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,396 - No! - Spud, they're my sheets! 422 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,429 - Why not? - Because it's illegal. 423 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,919 What, holding hands? 424 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,549 - No, not holding hands. - You were quite happy 425 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,758 - to do a lot more last night. - That's what's illegal! 426 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,593 Inside, they'd cut my balls off. 427 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,593 - You're not going to jail. - Easy for you to say. 428 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,592 - Can I see you again? - Certainly not! 429 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,639 If you don't see me again, I'll tell the police. 430 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,957 I'll see you around. 431 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,355 Now what? 432 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,034 We're going for a walk. 433 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,269 A walk! 434 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,358 - Where? - There! 435 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,359 Are you serious? 436 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,474 Well, what are you waitin' for? 437 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,118 Tommy... 438 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,511 this is not natural, man. 439 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,637 It's the great outdoors! 440 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,711 Fresh air! 441 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,712 We know Lizzy's giving you a hard time. 442 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,075 Don't take it out on us. 443 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,071 Makes you proud to be Scottish. 444 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,674 It's shite being Scottish! 445 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,035 We're the lowest of the low. 446 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,509 The scum of the fuckin' earth! 447 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,512 The most wretched, miserable, servile pathetic trash 448 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,353 that was ever shat into civilisation! 449 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,998 Some hate the English. 450 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,991 I don't - they're just wankers. 451 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,516 We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. 452 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,513 Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by. 453 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,511 We're ruled by effete arseholes! 454 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,273 It's a shite state of affairs. 455 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:14,434 All the fresh air in the world won't make a fucking difference! 456 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,350 Sorry, man. 457 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,839 It's no' like... 458 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,831 No, I appreciate it, Tommy. 459 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,558 'Around this time, 460 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,551 'Spud, Sick Boy and I 461 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,154 'made a healthy, informed, democratic decision 462 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,630 'to get back on heroin as soon as possible. 463 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,153 'Took about twelve hours.' 464 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,639 Paul Newman, right, 465 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,632 he were doing the world a favour... 466 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,154 'Looks easy, this. It's not. 467 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,152 'Looks like a doss, a soft option. 468 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,949 'But living like this is a full-time business.' 469 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,999 Ursula Andress. 470 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,071 The quintessential Bond girl - 471 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,593 that's what everyone says. 472 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,193 The embodiment, right, 473 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,396 of his superiority to us. 474 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,595 Beautiful... 475 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,795 exotic... 476 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,995 highly sexual 477 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,991 yet...totally unavailable 478 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,991 to anyone apart from him. 479 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,593 Shite! Let's face it, 480 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,592 she'd shag one punter from Edinburgh, 481 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,831 she'd shag the whole fucking lot of us! 482 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,278 I knew he was gonna do that. 483 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,833 Lizzy's gone, Mark. 484 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,388 She's gone and fucking dumped me. 485 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,194 It was that video tape. 486 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,239 And that lggy Pop business and other shite. 487 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,756 She told me where to go and no mistake. 488 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,273 I said to her, 489 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,511 "Is there any chance of getting back together?" 490 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,591 No way. No fucking way. 491 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,475 Honor Blackman, 492 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,993 aka Pussy Galore. 493 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,195 Right? 494 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,078 What a total fucking misnomer! 495 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,118 I wouldnae touch her with yours! 496 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,471 I want to try it. 497 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,198 You're always going on 498 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,794 about how it's the ultimate hit. 499 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,359 Better than sex. 500 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:46,632 Come on, man, I'm a fucking adult. 501 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,678 I can find out for myself. 502 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,119 I've got the money. 503 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,233 Personality. 504 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,232 I mean, that's what counts, right? Personality. 505 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,754 That's what keeps a relationship going 506 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,319 through the years. 507 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,989 Like heroin. 508 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,589 I mean, 509 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,989 heroin's got great fucking personality. 510 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,558 'Swanney taught us 511 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,552 'to adore and respect the National Health Service. 512 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,189 'lt was the source of much of our gear. 513 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,679 'We stole drugs. 514 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,432 'We stole prescriptions, 515 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,637 'bought them, sold them, forged or photocopied them. 516 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,632 'Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, 517 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,631 'old-aged pensioners, AIDS patients, 518 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,358 'epileptics and bored housewives. 519 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,873 'We took morphine, diamorphine, 520 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,791 'cyclozine, codeine, temazepam, 521 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,472 'nitrazepam, phenobarbitone, 522 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,915 'sodium amytal, dextropropoxyphene, methadone, 523 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,911 'Nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, 524 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,274 'buprenorphine, 525 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,191 'dextromoramide, chlormethiazole. 526 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,919 'The streets are awash with drugs 527 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,912 'you can have for unhappiness and pain. 528 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,911 'And we took them all. 529 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,230 'We would've injected Vitamin C 530 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,231 'if they'd made it illegal!' 531 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,749 The First Day of the Edinburgh Festival 532 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,632 May I use your bathroom? 533 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,675 Thank you. 534 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,913 Now Rent-boy, 535 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,433 no fucking skag. 536 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,832 'But the good times couldn't last forever.' 537 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:00,999 Oh, my God, no! 538 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,433 Please! 539 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,988 'l think Allison had been screaming all day 540 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,514 'but it hadn't really registered before. 541 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,558 'She might have been screaming for a week. 542 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,677 'lt was days since I'd heard anyone speak. 543 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,672 'Though surely someone must have said something 544 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,398 'in all that time.' 545 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,390 Allison? Allison! 546 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,313 - Help me, please! - Cool down! 547 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,789 Everything's gonna be just fine. 548 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,758 'Nothing could've been further from the truth. 549 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,310 'ln fact, nothing was gonna be just fine. 550 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,312 'On the contrary, everything was gonna be bad. 551 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:38,279 'Everything was gonna be even worse than it already was.' 552 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:56,869 Fuck! 553 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,639 'lt wasn't my baby. 554 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,119 'She wasn't my baby. 555 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,156 'Baby Dawn - she wasn't mine. 556 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,035 'Spud's, Swanney's, 557 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,235 'Sick Boy's... 558 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,548 'l dunno. 559 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,234 'Maybe Allison knew. Maybe not. 560 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,756 'l wished I could think of something to say - 561 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,955 'something sympathetic, 562 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,109 'something human.' 563 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,191 Say something, Mark. 564 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,430 Fucking say something! 565 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,719 I'm cooking up. 566 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,909 Cook us up a shot, Rents. 567 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,956 I really need a hit. 568 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,913 'And so she did - 569 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,433 'l could understand that. 570 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,476 'To take the pain away. 571 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,433 'So I cooked up 572 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,431 'and she got a hit. 573 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:11,953 'But only after me - 574 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,519 'that went without saying. 575 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,751 'Well, we knew who the father was now. 576 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,276 'lt wasn't just the baby that died that day. 577 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,989 'Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. 578 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:28,517 'He had no theory to explain this moment. Nor did l. 579 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,513 'Our only response was to keep going and fuck everything. 580 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,956 'Pile misery on misery. Heat it on a spoon 581 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,439 'and dissolve it. 582 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,909 'Then squirt it into a vein 583 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,389 'and do it all over again. 584 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,950 'Keep on going out, robbing, fucking people over. 585 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,439 'Propelling ourselves with longing 586 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,637 'towards the day it would all go wrong. 587 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:54,190 'Because no matter how much you stash or steal, 588 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,713 'you never have enough. 589 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,315 'No matter how often you go out and rob, 590 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,870 'you always need to do it all over again. 591 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,439 'Sooner or later, 592 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,308 'this kind of thing was bound to happen.' 593 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,992 Shoplifting is theft, which is a crime, 594 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,959 and there is no such entity as victimless crime. 595 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,396 Heroin addiction explains but doesn't excuse your actions. 596 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,393 Mr Murphy, you are a habitual thief, devoid of remorse. 597 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,392 I sentence you to six months' imprisonment. 598 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,109 I worry it will not be long till we meet again. 599 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,112 Mr Renton, you have entered a programme of rehabilitation 600 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,590 in an attempt to wean yourself away from heroin. 601 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,148 The suspension of your sentence depends 602 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,152 on your continued cooperation with this programme. 603 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,151 Stand guilty before me again 604 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:50,630 and I won't hesitate to impose a custodial sentence. 605 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,153 Thank you, Your Honour. 606 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:56,028 With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction. 607 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,273 'What can you say? 608 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,749 'Begbie had a phrase for it.' 609 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,469 It was obvious that cunt was gonna fuck some cunt. 610 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,471 Have you learnt your lesson? 611 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,996 My son! I thought I was gonna lose you. 612 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,516 You're nothing but trouble but I still love you! 613 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,670 Clean up your fucking act. 614 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:34,117 - Cut that shite out. - Francis is talking sense. 615 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,239 Fucking right. See, inside, you wouldn't last two days. 616 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,039 There's better things than the needle. Choose life. 617 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,031 My wee baby. 618 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,071 # Oh, Mamma's little baby... 619 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,151 # Loves shortening, shortening 620 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,435 # Mamma's little baby loves shortening bread! 621 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,113 I'm sorry, Mrs Murphy. 622 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,670 It wasn't fair, Spud going down and not me. 623 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,795 Well, it's no' our fault! 624 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,555 Your boy went down because he was a smackhead. 625 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:20,191 If that's not your fault then I don't know what is. 626 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,238 I tried to get him off it. 627 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,194 I'll get the drinks in, eh? 628 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:33,359 'Wish I'd gone down, not Spud. 629 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,352 'Here I was surrounded by my family 630 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,953 'and so-called mates 631 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,679 'and I've never felt so alone. 632 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,273 'Never in my puff. 633 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,271 'Since I was on remand, 634 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,635 'they've had me on this programme. 635 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,233 'The State-sponsored addiction. 636 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,232 'Three sickly-sweet doses of methadone a day 637 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,788 'instead of smack. It's never enough. 638 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,474 'Right now, it's nowhere near enough. 639 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,911 'l took all three earlier. 640 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,719 '18 hours to my next shot 641 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,237 'and the sweat on my back's like a layer of frost. 642 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,233 'l need to visit the Mother Superior for one hit. 643 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,753 'One fucking hit 644 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,515 'to get us over this long, hard day.' 645 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,072 What's on the menu this evening, sir? 646 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,071 - Your favourite dish. - Excellent. 647 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,549 - Usual table, sir? - Why, thank you. 648 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,757 Would sir care to pay for his bill in advance? 649 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,478 No, stick it on my tab. 650 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,553 Credit limit was reached and breached some time ago. 651 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,153 Well, in that case... 652 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,673 Ah, hard currency. 653 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,193 That'll do nicely. 654 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,918 Can't be too careful 655 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,798 when dealing with your type, sir. 656 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,269 Would sir care for a starter? 657 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,271 - Some garlic bread? - No, thanks. 658 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,793 I'll proceed directly 659 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,792 to the intravenous injection of hard drugs. 660 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,313 As you wish, sir. 661 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,879 As you wish. 662 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:55,396 Perhaps sir would like me to call for a taxi? 663 00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,793 Open your eyes! 664 00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,110 Wake up! Come on, wake up! 665 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,669 'l don't feel the sickness yet 666 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,672 'but it's in the post, that's for sure. 667 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,718 'l'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. 668 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,199 'Too ill to sleep... 669 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,191 'too tired to stay awake.' 670 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,192 'But the sickness is on its way. 671 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,998 'Sweat, chills, nausea, 672 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,718 'pain and craving. 673 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,712 'Need like nothing else I've ever known 674 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,189 'will soon take hold of me. 675 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,759 'lt's on its way. 676 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,151 # Ooh, you've got green eyes 677 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,151 # Ooh, you've got blue eyes 678 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,356 # Ooh, you've got grey eyes 679 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,637 # And I've never seen anyone 680 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:09,551 # Quite like you before 681 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,196 # No, I've never met anyone 682 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,236 # Quite like you before 683 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,839 We'll help you, son. 684 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,233 You stay here till you get better. 685 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,710 We'll beat this together. 686 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:45,395 - I should go to the clinic. - No. No clinics. 687 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,959 No methadone. 688 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,555 It made you worse. You said so yourself. 689 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,915 You lied to us, son. 690 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,355 Your own mother and father! 691 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,510 You can bring some jellies... 692 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,272 No! 693 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,989 You're worse coming off that than you are with the heroin. 694 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,479 A clean break this time. 695 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,994 We'll keep an eye on you. 696 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,038 I appreciate what you're trying to do 697 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,032 but just bring me one more hit, plea... 698 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,714 I need one more fucking hit! 699 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,759 You fuck! 700 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,875 Fuck it! 701 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,109 Fuck it! 702 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:37,795 Well... 703 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,838 this is a good fucking laugh, isn't it? 704 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,272 You sweat that shite out your system. 705 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,272 If I come back and it's still here, 706 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,271 I'll fucking kick it out. 707 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,509 OK? 708 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,629 God! 709 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,474 Question number one. 710 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,552 The human immunodeficiency virus is a...? 711 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,153 Retrovirus. 712 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:25,595 Retrovirus is the right answer! 713 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,029 It's a mug's game, Mrs Renton. 714 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,908 I mean, I'm not saying I was blameless myself. 715 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,913 The time comes when you have to turn your back on that nonsense 716 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,399 and just say no. 717 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,199 Just say no. 718 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,872 It's Dawn! 719 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,029 She's dead! 720 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,719 Not baby Dawn. 721 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,233 Question number two. 722 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:30,075 HIV binds to which receptor on the host lymphocyte? 723 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,798 Which receptor is that? 724 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,593 CD4. 725 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,558 CD4 is the right answer! 726 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,671 Better than sex, Rents? 727 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,716 Better than sex? 728 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,639 The ultimate hit. 729 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,153 I'm a fucking adult, 730 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:56,708 I can find out for myself. 731 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,708 Well, I'm finding out, all right! 732 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:10,270 Tommy! 733 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,475 Stop it. 734 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,835 Just fucking stop. Stop it. 735 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,672 Is he guilty... 736 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,398 or not guilty? 737 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,595 Mummy! 738 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,477 He's our son. 739 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,233 Stop looking at me! 740 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,390 Stop! 741 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,629 Mark! 742 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,193 There's something you need to do. 743 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,389 Come alive, 35. 744 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,959 Box of tricks, 66. 745 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,913 Mark! 746 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,070 Mark, you've got a house! 747 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,549 House! House! 748 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,312 For goodness sake, Mark. 749 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,550 'lt seems, however, 750 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,471 'l really am the luckiest guy in the world. 751 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:45,629 'Several years of addiction 752 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:46,675 'right in the middle of an epidemic, 753 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,433 'surrounded by the living dead. 754 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,397 'But not me. I'm negative. 755 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,311 'lt's official. 756 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,197 'And once the pain goes, 757 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,952 'that's when the real battle starts. 758 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,712 'Depression, boredom - 759 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,952 'you're so low, you want to top yourself.' 760 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,075 Tommy! 761 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,959 Tommy, it's Mark, man. 762 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,879 All right, mate? 763 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,671 Getting out much, Tommy? 764 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,875 No. 765 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,671 Following the game at all? 766 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:54,875 No. 767 00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,356 Nah. Me neither, really. 768 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:11,676 Did you take the test? 769 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:14,955 Aye. 770 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:17,995 Clear? 771 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,635 Aye. 772 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,639 That's nice. 773 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,559 I'm sorry, Tommy. 774 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,548 You got any gear on you? 775 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,359 No. I'm clean, man. 776 00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,790 Well... 777 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,359 sub us then, mate. 778 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,916 I'm expecting a rent cheque. 779 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,273 Thanks, Mark. 780 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,713 No bother. 781 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,635 'No bother. 782 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:08,153 'None at all. 783 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:09,958 'Not for me, anyway. 784 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,349 'Still, it's easy to be philosophical 785 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,318 'when it's some other poor cunt with shite for blood.' 786 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,277 - What do you want? - Are you clean? 787 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,749 - Yes. - Is that a promise? 788 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,638 - It is, actually! - I'm only asking. 789 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,509 Is that hash I can smell? 790 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,591 - No. - I wouldn't mind some. 791 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,035 - It isn't. - It smells like it. 792 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,271 - You're too young. - I'm too young for what? 793 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,799 You're not getting any younger, Mark. 794 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,632 The world's changing, 795 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,233 music's changing, 796 00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,992 even drugs are changing. 797 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:04,198 You can't stay in dreaming about heroin and Ziggy Pop. 798 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,713 It's lggy Pop. 799 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,519 Whatever. The guy's dead, anyway. 800 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:12,275 Iggy toured last year. Tommy went to see him. 801 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,793 The point is, 802 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:16,838 you've got to find something new. 803 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:20,515 'She was right. I had to find something new. 804 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,670 'Only one thing for it.' 805 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,590 Lifestyle Letting Agency. 806 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,750 A beautifully converted Victorian townhouse. 807 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,274 'ldeally located in a quiet road 808 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,918 'near to local shops. 809 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,912 'This one's two bedrooms and a kitchen/diner. 810 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,230 'Fully fitted. Excellent decorative order. 811 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,754 'Lots of storage space, all mod cons. 812 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,752 'And it's going at... £320 a week. 813 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,514 'l settled in not too badly, 814 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,033 'kept myself to myself. 815 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,554 'Sometimes I thought about the guys 816 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,074 'but mainly, I didn't miss them. 817 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,673 'This was boom town 818 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,718 'where any fool could make cash from chaos.' 819 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,712 I've got a beautifully converted Victorian townhouse. 820 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,189 'l enjoyed the sound of it - 821 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:50,679 'profit, loss, margins, 822 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,193 'takeovers, lending, letting, 823 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,077 'sub-letting, sub-dividing. 824 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,071 'Cheating, scamming, breaking away.' 825 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,232 Who's got the keys to Talgarth Road? 826 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:03,313 'lf society existed, I had nothing to do with it. 827 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,992 'For the first time, 828 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,036 'l was almost content.' 829 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,633 'Dear Mark, 830 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:12,156 'Glad you found a job and somewhere to live. 831 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,151 'School's fine at the moment. 832 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,629 'l'm not pregnant - thanks for asking. 833 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,632 'Sick Boy wanted me to work for him. 834 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,234 'l told him where to go. 835 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,073 'Met Spud. He sends his regards. 836 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,913 'l think that's what he said.' 837 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,479 Tell Marky... Tell him... 838 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,836 'No-one has seen Tommy for ages. 839 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,833 'And Francis Begbie has been on TV a lot. 840 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,831 'He's wanted by the police 841 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,832 'because of an armed robbery in a jeweller's. 842 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,275 'Take care. Yours, with love, Diane.' 843 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,193 'Francis Begbie...' 844 01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,998 Armed robbery? 845 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:04,551 How could it be armed robbery with a fucking replica? 846 01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:05,550 A scandal. 847 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,039 And the gear. 848 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:08,155 Look. 849 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,632 Supposed to be solid silver - it's fucking garbage! 850 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,633 There's young couples invest all their hopes in that stuff. 851 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,154 - It's a scandal. - Fucking right. 852 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:22,152 Another one of the wee Pot Noodles? 853 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,719 I'm fucking Lee Marvin! 854 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,799 Hey, Rents. 855 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:37,078 'Begbie settled in in no time at all.' 856 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,549 I've no fucking cigarettes. 857 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,998 Aye, right. 858 01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,516 It's me. 859 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,079 Rents! 860 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,915 'Yeah, the guy's a psycho. 861 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,433 'But it's true - 862 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:27,433 'he's a mate an' all so what can you do?' 863 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:47,917 Nip down the bookies and put a line on for us. 864 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,911 Can you no' go yourself? 865 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,912 Seeing as I'm a fugitive from the law 866 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,390 and I cannae walk the fucking streets, you go. 867 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,595 Here. 868 01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:58,795 Doncaster. 869 01:02:58,880 --> 01:02:59,995 Four forty. 870 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,753 Five pound to win - Bad Boy. 871 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,031 Fucking... Bring some fucking beer an' all. 872 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,871 Come on, Bad Boy. 873 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,838 Come on, son. Come on, son. 874 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,240 Bad Boy! 875 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,794 'Came in at 16 to one. 876 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,074 'And with the winnings, 877 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,039 'Diane was right - 878 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:11,838 'the world is changing. 879 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,558 'Music is changing, 880 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,757 'drugs are changing. Men and women are changing. 881 01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,751 'One thousand years from now, 882 01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,832 'there'll be no guys or girls, just wankers. 883 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,319 'Sounds great to me. 884 01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,752 'lt's just a pity no-one told Begbie.' 885 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,628 Fuck! 886 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,312 Fuck! 887 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,312 'We're heterosexual by default, not by decision. 888 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,119 'lt's just a question of who you fancy. 889 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,431 'lt's all about aesthetics and fuck all to do with morality.' 890 01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,192 Fuck! 891 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,229 'But you try telling Begbie that.' 892 01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,515 I'm not a fucking buftie! 893 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:08,114 It could have been wonderful. 894 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,318 Fucking listen to me, piece of junkie shit! 895 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:18,598 You mention that again and I'll cut you up. 896 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,269 You understand? 897 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,951 'Since I last saw him, 898 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,951 'Sick Boy had reinvented himself 899 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,474 'as a pimp and a pusher. 900 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:36,473 'And was here, he said, to mix business and pleasure. 901 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:37,993 'Setting up contacts 902 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,991 'for the great skag deal 903 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:43,470 'that was one day gonna make him rich.' 904 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,115 Good chips. 905 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,033 I can't believe you did that. 906 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,752 I got a good price for it. 907 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,230 - I need the money. - It was my fucking telly! 908 01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:02,710 If I'd known you'd get so humpty about it, 909 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,279 I wouldn't have bothered. 910 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,279 Fucking rented, anyway. 911 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,677 You gonna eat that? 912 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,711 Have you got a passport? 913 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:19,915 Why? 914 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,433 I met this bloke. 915 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:22,953 Runs a hotel... 916 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,155 Brothel. 917 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,639 Loads of contacts. 918 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,631 Does a nice side-line 919 01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:30,109 in punting British passports to foreigners. 920 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,111 Get you a good price. 921 01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:35,670 And why would I want to sell my passport? 922 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:41,272 It was just an idea. 923 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,590 'l had to get rid of them. 924 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,877 'Sick Boy didn't do his drug deal and didn't get rich. 925 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:51,078 'He and Begbie hung around my bedsit looking to steal things. 926 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:54,072 'l decided to put them in the worst place in the world.' 927 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,839 'But of course, they weren't paying any rent. 928 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:25,356 'So when my boss found two suckers who would, 929 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,830 'Sick Boy and Begbie were bound to feel threatened.' 930 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,354 Lots of storage. All mod cons. 931 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,237 320 quid a week. 932 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,077 'And that was that. 933 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,110 'But we had another reason to go back. Tommy.' 934 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,072 Tommy knew he had the virus 935 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:47,072 but not that he'd gone full-blown. 936 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,071 Was it pneumonia or cancer? 937 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,593 No - toxoplasmosis. 938 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,591 It's like a stroke. 939 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:53,635 How's that? 940 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:57,076 He wanted to see Lizzy again. 941 01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,072 She wouldn't let him near the house. 942 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:03,152 So he bought her a present. This kitten. 943 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:07,153 Bet Lizzy told him where to fuckin' stick it. 944 01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:10,232 "I don't want a cat," she says. 945 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,232 So there's Tommy stuck with this kitten. 946 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,788 You can imagine what happened. 947 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:17,632 To those gathered here today, 948 01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:22,396 Thomas McKenzie filled a number of roles in our lives... 949 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:23,913 The thing was neglected. 950 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,911 Pissing and shitting all over. 951 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,912 Tommy's lying about fucked out of his eyeballs 952 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,433 on smack or downers. 953 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:34,672 He never knew you could get toxoplasmosis from cat shit. 954 01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:39,356 He had a great lust for life. 955 01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:41,874 Neither did l. What is it? 956 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,029 Fucking horrible. 957 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,032 It's like an abscess on your brain. 958 01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,235 Fucking hell. 959 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:48,799 Then what happened? 960 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,792 He starts getting headaches. 961 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:56,271 So he uses more smack, you know, for the pain, like. 962 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,749 And then he has a stroke. 963 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,274 A fucking stroke! Just like that. 964 01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:05,273 Gets home from the hospital and dies three weeks later. 965 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,271 He'd been dead for ages 966 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,954 before neighbours complained about the smell 967 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:13,476 and got the police to break down the door. 968 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:16,120 Tommy was lying in a pool of vomit. 969 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,792 The kitten was fine. 970 01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,519 All please rise for the committal. 971 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:31,515 # Did you think I would leave you crying 972 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:34,910 # When there's room on my horse for two? 973 01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:38,391 # Climb up here, Tommy 974 01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:40,391 # Don't be dying 975 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:44,393 # I can go just as fast with two 976 01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:46,391 # When we grow up 977 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:49,392 # We'll both be soldiers 978 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:53,393 # And our horses will not be toys 979 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:58,395 # And I wonder if we'll remember 980 01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:02,951 # When we were two little boys 981 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,196 Did you tell him yet? 982 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,233 - On you go. - What? 983 01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:19,914 Swanney's mate... 984 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,956 You know him - Mikey Forrester. 985 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,519 Aye. 986 01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,751 He's come into some gear. 987 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,798 - A lot of gear. - How much gear? 988 01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,199 About two kilos. 989 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,153 So he tells me. 990 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:41,552 He got drunk in a pub by the docks last week. 991 01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,073 Met two Russian sailors. 992 01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:45,196 They're fucking carrying the stuff. 993 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,714 For sale there and then, like. 994 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:50,189 He wakes up next morning, 995 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:53,477 realises what he's done, gets very nervous. 996 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,755 He wants rid of this. 997 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:56,795 So? 998 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,791 So, he met me. 999 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,316 I offered to take it at a reasonable price 1000 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:06,791 so I could punt it on to a guy in London. 1001 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:09,314 We're just back from Tommy's funeral 1002 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,914 and you're discussing a skag deal? 1003 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,149 Aye. 1004 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,353 What was your price? 1005 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:21,352 - Four grand. - You haven't got four grand. 1006 01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:22,953 We're 2,000 short. 1007 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,598 Well, that's tough. 1008 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:29,549 Mark, every cunt knows you've been saving up down in London. 1009 01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:31,551 I don't have two grand. 1010 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:34,154 You fucking do. 1011 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,277 I've seen your bank statement. 1012 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:38,793 For fuck's sake! 1013 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,233 Two thousand, 1014 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:41,753 one hundred 1015 01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,876 and thirty-three pound. 1016 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:46,394 Two kilos. What's that, ten years? 1017 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:47,913 Mikey Forrester, Russian sailors - 1018 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,514 what the fuck are you on? 1019 01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:52,511 Spud, you've been to jail. 1020 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:54,716 You want to go back? 1021 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,109 I just want the money. 1022 01:11:57,200 --> 01:12:01,159 Keep your mouths shut and no cunt goes to jail. 1023 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,994 'There were a lot of possibilities 1024 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:08,513 'running through my mind 1025 01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:11,034 'about what might happen in London. 1026 01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:14,556 'Things I didn't want to talk to anyone about. 1027 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,551 'ldeas best kept to myself. 1028 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:21,555 'What no-one told me was that when we bought the skag, 1029 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:25,110 'some lucky punter would have to try it out. 1030 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,679 'Begbie didn't trust Spud 1031 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,593 'and Sick Boy was too careful these days. 1032 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:32,069 'So I rolled up my sleeve, 1033 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,559 'l spiked my vein 1034 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,598 'and I did what had to be done.' 1035 01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:39,235 It's good. 1036 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:42,392 Oh, it's really fucking good! 1037 01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,838 'That hit was good. 1038 01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:52,435 'l promised myself another before I got to London. 1039 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:54,954 'Just one, for old time's sake. 1040 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,951 'Just to piss Begbie off. 1041 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,632 'This was his nightmare. 1042 01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:02,269 'The dodgiest scam in a life of dodgy scams. 1043 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:06,035 'Being perpetrated with three of the most useless 1044 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,509 'and unreliable fuck-ups in town. 1045 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:12,354 'l knew what was going on in his mind - 1046 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:14,749 'any trouble in London and he would dump us. 1047 01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:17,354 'lf he got caught with a bag of skag 1048 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:21,672 'on top of that armed robbery, he'd go down for 15 to 20. 1049 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:24,320 'Begbie was hard but not so hard 1050 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,278 'that he didn't shite it off 20 years in Saughton. 1051 01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:36,872 'This was to be my final hit. 1052 01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:38,393 'But let's be clear - 1053 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,994 'there's final hits and final hits. 1054 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:43,753 'What kind was this to be?' 1055 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,830 Did you bring the cards? 1056 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:51,115 What? 1057 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,909 - I told you to mind the cards. - I've not brought them. 1058 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,434 It's fucking boring without the cards. 1059 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:00,839 I'm sorry. 1060 01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:04,629 - Bit fucking late, like. - Why didn't you bring them? 1061 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:07,109 I told you to, doss cunt! 1062 01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:09,755 Christ! 1063 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,911 These your friends, right? 1064 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,833 These are the guys I told you about. 1065 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:02,070 - Well, is he here? - Yeah, he's here. 1066 01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:04,594 You didn't get followed or nothing? 1067 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:06,113 Didn't get followed. 1068 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,349 OK. 1069 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,399 - All right? - Hi. 1070 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,831 'Straight away, 1071 01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:30,831 'he saw what we were. 1072 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:34,276 'Small-time wasters with an accidental big deal.' 1073 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,719 Excuse me, gentlemen. 1074 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:38,269 So... 1075 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:41,318 how much would you like for this? 1076 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,189 20,000. 1077 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:50,469 I don't think it's worth much more than 15. 1078 01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:52,676 'He didn't need to negotiate. 1079 01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:56,673 'What would we do if he didn't buy it? 1080 01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:59,194 'Sell it on the streets? Fuck that.' 1081 01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:00,429 Well, 19. 1082 01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:03,478 I'm terribly sorry. I can't go to 19. 1083 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:07,879 Well, fucking 16 then. 1084 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:11,435 OK. 1085 01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:13,988 Well, fucking 16 it is, then. 1086 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:18,715 These, gentlemen, 1087 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:21,394 are £2,000 bundles. 1088 01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:22,515 That's two... 1089 01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,075 That's four... 1090 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,391 'We settled on £16,000. 1091 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:31,313 'He'd a lot more in his suitcase 1092 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,789 'but it was better than nothing.' 1093 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,553 Thank you, gentlemen. 1094 01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:43,713 May I say it's been a pleasure haggling with you. 1095 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,392 Fucking brand new. 1096 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:56,234 'For a moment, 1097 01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:57,753 'it felt great. 1098 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,638 'Like we were in it together, 1099 01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:02,153 'like it meant something. 1100 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:05,152 'A moment like that can touch you 1101 01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:08,676 'but it doesn't last long. Not like £16,000.' 1102 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:10,159 Spud, any investments planned? 1103 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,152 Gonna buy an island in the sun? 1104 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:17,074 For 4,000? One palm tree and a sewage outflow! 1105 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:20,313 I don't know, man. 1106 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:23,551 I'm gonna get something for my ma. 1107 01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,790 And some good speed. 1108 01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:26,869 No bicarb. 1109 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,872 Get a girl, take her out, treat her right... 1110 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:30,790 And shag her? 1111 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:31,995 No, man! 1112 01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:33,559 True love. True love. 1113 01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:37,952 But I could handle hot sex with a Jewish princess tonight! 1114 01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:39,553 Ya daft cunt! 1115 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:42,234 - Or a Catholic. - Don't waste it. 1116 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:45,676 Get the drinks. I got a round already. 1117 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:48,672 I got the last one. Your round, Franco. 1118 01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:53,436 - OK. Same again? - I'm off for a piss. 1119 01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:57,274 See when I get back, that money's still here, OK? 1120 01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:59,476 No, we're out the door. 1121 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,118 I'll be after you. 1122 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:03,111 You'll never catch us, flabby. 1123 01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:05,077 But when I get back... 1124 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:08,072 Be halfway down the street with the money. 1125 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:11,072 - I'd fucking kill you. - I thought you might. 1126 01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,639 Thought you might. 1127 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:18,196 Are you game for it? 1128 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:20,629 What? 1129 01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:23,629 Well? 1130 01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:26,234 Are you serious? 1131 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,312 Don't know. Don't know. What d'you think? 1132 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:40,517 - Still here, I see. - Oh, aye. 1133 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:43,512 - Wouldn't run out on a mate. - I would. 1134 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,431 Where's Franco? 1135 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:50,878 For fuck's sake! 1136 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:52,916 Sorry. I'll buy you another. 1137 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:56,151 You ruined my fucking suit, you fucking idiot! 1138 01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:58,037 I'm sorry. 1139 01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:00,714 "Sorry" won't dry me off, you cunt. 1140 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,074 He says he's sorry. 1141 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:05,072 Not sorry enough for being a fat cunt. 1142 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:08,994 You can't even hold a pint. Now fuck off! 1143 01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,916 No, Franco, no... 1144 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,752 For fuck's sake! 1145 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:30,752 Fucking nice one, Franco(!) 1146 01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:34,913 - You cut me, man! - You were in my way. 1147 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,917 Anybody else wanna get in my fucking way? 1148 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,194 You? 1149 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:52,473 Hey, Rent-boy, 1150 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,313 bring me down a fucking smoke. 1151 01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,312 We'd better go. 1152 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,231 To hospital. 1153 01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:03,198 You're not going to hospital. Stay there. 1154 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,358 You bring me down a fucking cigarette. 1155 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:15,879 And the bag. 1156 01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:38,834 'Now I've justified this to myself 1157 01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,831 'in all sorts of ways. 1158 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:42,831 'lt wasn't a big deal - 1159 01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:44,717 'just a minor betrayal. 1160 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:46,472 'Or we'd outgrown each other, 1161 01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:47,959 'that sort of thing. 1162 01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:50,429 'But let's face it, I ripped them off - 1163 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,033 'my so-called mates. 1164 01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:54,350 'But Begbie, I couldn't give a shit about him. 1165 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:56,715 'And Sick Boy, he'd have done the same to me, 1166 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:59,075 'if he'd only thought of it first. 1167 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:01,999 'And Spud... Well, OK, I felt sorry for Spud. 1168 01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:03,992 'He never hurt anybody. 1169 01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:11,239 Bastard! 1170 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,958 Move away, everybody. What's going on in there? 1171 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:32,155 Open up. Open up now! 1172 01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:38,554 'So why did I do it? 1173 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:41,552 'l could offer a million answers, all false. 1174 01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:44,757 'The truth is that I'm a bad person. 1175 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,273 'But that's gonna change. 1176 01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,670 'l'm going to change. This is the last of that. 1177 01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:53,435 'Now I'm cleaning up, going straight and choosing life. 1178 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:55,556 'l'm looking forward to it. 1179 01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,631 'l'm gonna be just like you - 1180 01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:00,951 'the job, the family, the fucking big television, 1181 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:03,918 'the washing machine, the car, the compact disc. 1182 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,230 'Good health, low cholesterol, 1183 01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:08,880 'mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, 1184 01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:10,678 'three-piece suite, DIY. 1185 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:12,591 'Game shows, junk food, children. 1186 01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:14,318 'Walks in the park, nine to five, 1187 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:16,834 'good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters. 1188 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:19,480 'Family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption. 1189 01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:21,437 'Clearing the gutters, getting by - 1190 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:22,953 'looking ahead, the day you die.'