1 00:00:32,245 --> 00:00:35,214 [ Static, Needle Scratching Record ] 2 00:00:35,282 --> 00:00:38,877 [ Rockabilly Beat ] 3 00:00:39,953 --> 00:00:43,582 [ Man ] Yeah 4 00:00:43,657 --> 00:00:46,626 Yes, I've never been to Graceland 5 00:00:46,693 --> 00:00:49,127 Never took that trip 6 00:00:49,196 --> 00:00:52,393 [ Continues Singing, Indistinct ] 7 00:00:53,967 --> 00:00:58,995 No, I never been to Vegas 'cept once on a plane 8 00:00:59,072 --> 00:01:01,836 I never left the airport 9 00:01:01,908 --> 00:01:04,775 Ain't goin' back again 10 00:01:08,348 --> 00:01:11,476 Yes, I've never been to Graceland 11 00:01:11,551 --> 00:01:14,884 In Jailhouse Rock, he was everything rockabilly's about. 12 00:01:14,955 --> 00:01:17,924 Nah, nah. I mean, he is rockabilly. 13 00:01:17,991 --> 00:01:21,449 Mean, surly, nasty, rude. 14 00:01:21,528 --> 00:01:24,986 In that movie, he couldn't give a fuck about nothin'. It's, like, rockin' and rollin', 15 00:01:25,065 --> 00:01:28,626 livin' fast, dying young and leaving a good-lookin' corpse. 16 00:01:28,702 --> 00:01:33,332 Some people said he's crazy 17 00:01:33,407 --> 00:01:37,241 I watched that hillbilly, and I would wanna be him so bad. 18 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:41,076 Elvis looked good. 19 00:01:41,148 --> 00:01:45,915 I mean, I ain't no fag, but Elvis was prettier than most women, you know? 20 00:01:45,986 --> 00:01:48,181 Most women. 21 00:01:50,457 --> 00:01:53,722 You know, I always said if I had to fuck a guy-- 22 00:01:53,794 --> 00:01:57,525 you know, I mean, had to-- if my life depended on it-- 23 00:01:57,597 --> 00:02:00,862 I'd fuck Elvis. 24 00:02:00,934 --> 00:02:04,734 I'd fuck Elvis. 25 00:02:04,805 --> 00:02:08,400 - Really? - Well, when he was alive. Not now. 26 00:02:08,475 --> 00:02:14,380 Well, I don't blame you. So we'd, uh, we'd both fuck Elvis. 27 00:02:14,448 --> 00:02:19,351 It's nice to meet people with common interests, ain't it? Yeah. 28 00:02:21,321 --> 00:02:24,848 Well, enough about the King. How 'bout-- How 'bout you? 29 00:02:24,925 --> 00:02:29,191 How 'bout me, what? 30 00:02:29,262 --> 00:02:32,254 How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight? 31 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:38,136 - What are we gonna see? - A Sonny Chiba triple feature. 32 00:02:38,205 --> 00:02:42,437 The Street Fighter, Return of the Street Fighter and Sister Street Fighter. 33 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:47,208 - Who's Sonny Chiba? - Who is Sonny Chiba? 34 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:52,411 He is, bar none, the finest actor working in martial arts movies today. 35 00:02:52,486 --> 00:02:55,887 You wanna take me to a kung fu movie? 36 00:02:57,824 --> 00:03:00,725 Three kung fu movies. 37 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:09,265 I don't think so. Not really my cup of tea. 38 00:03:09,336 --> 00:03:12,396 Ah, all right. 39 00:03:24,784 --> 00:03:27,878 [ Police Sirens Wailing, Distant ] 40 00:04:51,805 --> 00:04:56,435 [ Woman ] I had to come all the way from the highways and byways of Tallahassee, Florida... 41 00:04:56,509 --> 00:05:00,605 to Motor City, Detroit, to find my true love. 42 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,774 If you gave me a million years to ponder, 43 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:08,617 I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. 44 00:05:08,688 --> 00:05:13,625 And to this day, the events that followed all seem like a distant dream. 45 00:05:13,693 --> 00:05:19,529 But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. 46 00:05:19,599 --> 00:05:22,568 [ Siren Wailing ] 47 00:05:22,636 --> 00:05:26,299 I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing... 48 00:05:26,373 --> 00:05:30,070 and everything seemed so shitty, and he'd say, 49 00:05:30,143 --> 00:05:32,703 "That's the way it goes. 50 00:05:32,779 --> 00:05:36,875 But don't forget: It goes the other way too." 51 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:42,752 That's the way romance is. Usually, that's the way it goes. 52 00:05:42,822 --> 00:05:47,816 But every once in a while, it goes the other way too. 53 00:05:49,496 --> 00:05:52,431 [ Thunderclap In Movie ] 54 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:57,061 My heart beats, and there's time. 55 00:05:59,072 --> 00:06:02,235 [ Both Grunting ] 56 00:06:02,308 --> 00:06:05,072 [ Thunderclaps Continue ] 57 00:06:06,146 --> 00:06:09,274 [ Man Growling On Screen ] 58 00:06:14,554 --> 00:06:19,787 [ Man ] Don't move, Tojo. You'll be unconscious soon through lack of oxygen. 59 00:06:19,859 --> 00:06:25,024 - It's an ancient technique. - [ Man #2 ] An oxygen-- 60 00:06:25,098 --> 00:06:28,067 [ Dramatic Orchestral ] 61 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:33,606 [ Gasps ] Oh, look what happened. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 62 00:06:33,673 --> 00:06:36,073 - That's okay. I'm fine. - You okay? 63 00:06:36,142 --> 00:06:39,669 Oh, Jesus. I'm the clumsiest person in the world. 64 00:06:39,746 --> 00:06:42,408 It's all right. Accidents happen. 65 00:06:42,482 --> 00:06:46,009 What a wonderful philosophy. Thanks for being a sweetheart, 66 00:06:46,086 --> 00:06:48,384 'cause you could've been a real dick. 67 00:06:48,455 --> 00:06:51,515 - [ Man On Screen ] Come on. Ready? - [ Man #2 ] Yes. 68 00:06:51,591 --> 00:06:54,822 Larry, where are we going? 69 00:06:54,894 --> 00:06:59,160 - [ Dialogue Continues, Indistinct ] - [ Thunderclaps ] 70 00:07:05,605 --> 00:07:08,369 Look, we don't know what's going to be coming next. 71 00:07:08,441 --> 00:07:11,410 - You mean, you're scared? - Aren't you? 72 00:07:11,478 --> 00:07:13,412 Hey, laundromat clothes! 73 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:17,382 - Mind if I smoke? - No, no. 74 00:07:17,450 --> 00:07:20,385 Listen, do you mind filling me in on what I missed? 75 00:07:20,453 --> 00:07:23,945 - [ Dialogue Continues ] - No, no. Um-- 76 00:07:25,525 --> 00:07:29,256 Let's see. Uh, that guy up there, that's Sonny Chiba. 77 00:07:29,329 --> 00:07:33,732 - [ Woman ] The Oriental? - [ Man ] Yeah. The one in black. 78 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:38,828 - Want a Goober? - Uh, no-- Yeah. 79 00:07:38,905 --> 00:07:43,774 - In the beginning of the movie, he was hired to get this guy-- - You've got popcorn all over you. 80 00:07:43,843 --> 00:07:46,778 Thanks. That's all right. 81 00:07:48,214 --> 00:07:51,411 - Is he supposed to be a good guy? - Uh, well, 82 00:07:51,484 --> 00:07:54,317 he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad motherfucker. 83 00:07:54,387 --> 00:07:58,380 He gets paid by people to fuck guys up, you know? 84 00:08:01,194 --> 00:08:05,358 - [ Karate Yells ] - You came to see three kung fu movies? 85 00:08:05,431 --> 00:08:08,525 - Sure. Why not? - Nothin', nothin'. 86 00:08:08,601 --> 00:08:11,764 It's just you're a girl after my own heart, that's all. 87 00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:15,831 - Do you know what time it is? - It's about 12:00. 88 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:19,470 I suppose you gotta get up early, huh? 89 00:08:19,546 --> 00:08:22,674 No, not particularly. How come? 90 00:08:22,749 --> 00:08:27,777 It's just after I see a movie, I like to go get a piece of pie and talk about it. 91 00:08:27,854 --> 00:08:32,416 It's sort of a little tradition I have. Do you like to get pie after you see a good movie? 92 00:08:34,227 --> 00:08:37,788 Yeah, I love to get pie after a movie. 93 00:08:37,864 --> 00:08:41,391 Would like to go get some pie with me? 94 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:43,833 Yeah, I'd love some pie. 95 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:48,300 [ Man ] In my life 96 00:08:48,374 --> 00:08:51,070 In that movie, he didn't give a fuck about nothin'... 97 00:08:51,144 --> 00:08:55,911 except rock 'n' roll, livin' fast, dyin' young and leavin' a good-lookin' corpse. 98 00:08:55,982 --> 00:08:59,679 Enough about the King. How about you? 99 00:08:59,752 --> 00:09:04,246 - How about me, what? - Tell me-- Tell me about yourself. 100 00:09:04,324 --> 00:09:07,293 What do you wanna know? 101 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:12,059 Well, for starters, uh, what do you do, where are you from, what's your favorite color, 102 00:09:12,131 --> 00:09:16,033 who's your favorite movie star, what kind of music do you like, 103 00:09:16,102 --> 00:09:18,866 what are your turn-ons, your turnoffs? 104 00:09:18,938 --> 00:09:22,032 I guess the big question is do you have a fella? 105 00:09:22,108 --> 00:09:25,441 Okay. Ask me again, one by one. 106 00:09:25,511 --> 00:09:28,105 - What do you do? - I don't remember. 107 00:09:28,181 --> 00:09:30,172 - Where are you from? - I don't know. 108 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:34,914 - What's your favorite color? - I don't know. Black? 109 00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:37,923 - Who's your favorite movie star? - Burt Reynolds. 110 00:09:37,991 --> 00:09:41,950 - You want a bite of my pie? - Yes, I would. A little one. 111 00:09:42,028 --> 00:09:45,225 All right. Oop. You all right? 112 00:09:45,298 --> 00:09:48,995 - It's good. You like it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 113 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:53,937 - What kind of music you like? - Phil Spector. Girl group stuff like "He's a Rebel." 114 00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:56,601 What are your turn-ons? 115 00:09:56,676 --> 00:10:01,841 Mm, Mickey Rourke. A man who can appreciate the finer things in life, like sugar. 116 00:10:03,182 --> 00:10:06,208 Elvis's voice, kung fu, pot. 117 00:10:06,286 --> 00:10:09,881 - Turnoffs? - Turnoffs. 118 00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:13,517 - Mm-hmm. - Persians. 119 00:10:15,795 --> 00:10:18,855 Do you, uh, have a fella? 120 00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:22,163 Ask me that one a little bit later. 121 00:10:22,235 --> 00:10:27,263 In a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me? 122 00:10:28,608 --> 00:10:32,772 'Cause you looked like a nice guy. 123 00:10:32,845 --> 00:10:36,440 So I had to dump my popcorn all over you. 124 00:10:38,484 --> 00:10:41,749 I'll get the check. Where to next? 125 00:10:42,121 --> 00:10:45,579 - Can I peek? - Don't peek. Keep your eyes shut. 126 00:10:45,658 --> 00:10:48,593 All right? All right. I'm turnin' the lights on. 127 00:10:48,661 --> 00:10:51,562 Okay. Open 'em. 128 00:10:51,631 --> 00:10:56,933 Oh, wow! Wow, what a swell place to work! 129 00:10:57,003 --> 00:11:02,134 Yeah, it's pretty cool. I got the keys, so I just come in, read comics, play music. 130 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:06,042 - You worked here a long time? - Almost four years. 131 00:11:06,112 --> 00:11:08,945 - [ Whistles ] That's a long time. - [ Sound System: Ballad ] 132 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:12,451 I know, but it's not so bad. I mean, I'm pretty friendly with most of the customers, 133 00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:15,919 so I just hang out, you know, bullshit, read comic books. 134 00:11:15,989 --> 00:11:21,052 - You get paid a lot? - Uh, no. That's where the trouble comes into paradise. 135 00:11:21,127 --> 00:11:26,656 But the boss, he's a pretty nice guy. He lets you borrow money from time to time. 136 00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:30,829 [ Man ] To be lonely 137 00:11:30,903 --> 00:11:35,738 - You wanna see what Spider-Man number one looks like? - You bet. 138 00:11:35,808 --> 00:11:39,835 Just great stories, great characters, beautiful artwork. 139 00:11:39,912 --> 00:11:43,609 See, in this one here, Nick, he's gotten this ring for his sweetheart, 140 00:11:43,683 --> 00:11:46,652 and he wears it around his neck on a chain. 141 00:11:46,719 --> 00:11:51,315 And later on in the story, he gets in this fight with this Nazi bastard. 142 00:11:51,391 --> 00:11:54,758 And the Kraut, he grabs ahold of the chain. The ring goes overboard. 143 00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:59,491 - But I just don't know - Nick, he dives into the ocean to get it. 144 00:11:59,565 --> 00:12:02,466 - [ Continues, Indistinct ] - Isn't that cool? 145 00:12:02,535 --> 00:12:05,629 - Haven't you heard - Haven't you heard 146 00:12:05,705 --> 00:12:08,606 Guess we're just two wounded birds 147 00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:14,012 Now we're both here 148 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:17,015 And we're alone 149 00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:26,186 We still don't know 150 00:12:26,259 --> 00:12:30,389 What it takes Oh, girl 151 00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:38,768 We wanna feel love 152 00:12:40,406 --> 00:12:44,308 We're just so scared 153 00:12:45,445 --> 00:12:48,505 I know we've got nothing 154 00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:51,709 - But haven't you heard - Haven't you heard 155 00:12:51,784 --> 00:12:56,551 I guess we're just two wounded birds 156 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:03,756 Oh, we wanna say it 157 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:07,129 - And can't find the words - Can't find the words 158 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,567 I guess we're just two wounded birds 159 00:13:10,636 --> 00:13:14,197 [ Vocalizing ] 160 00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:25,918 - [ Fades ] - [ Sirens Wailing, Distant ] 161 00:13:36,462 --> 00:13:39,397 [ Dog Barking, Distant ] 162 00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:50,207 What is it? Are you cryin'? What'd I do? Did I do somethin'? 163 00:13:50,276 --> 00:13:53,575 - You didn't do nothin'. - What is it? 164 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:58,475 I have something I gotta tell you. 165 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:04,415 I didn't just happen to be at that theater. I was paid to be there. 166 00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:09,952 You were paid to be there? Are you a theater checker? You get paid to check up... 167 00:14:10,029 --> 00:14:12,827 on the box office girls, make sure they're not ripping the place off? 168 00:14:12,899 --> 00:14:15,925 I'm not a theater checker. I'm a call girl. 169 00:14:17,703 --> 00:14:21,833 - You're a whore? - No, I'm a call girl, and there's a difference. 170 00:14:25,077 --> 00:14:30,811 Here it goes. You know the place you took me last night, the place you work? 171 00:14:30,883 --> 00:14:33,579 - Heroes for Sale? - You got a boss, right? 172 00:14:33,653 --> 00:14:35,917 - Yeah. - What's his name? 173 00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:39,856 - Lance. - That's him. He called the place where I work. 174 00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:42,861 He ordered a girl for you. He said he wanted you to get laid, 175 00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:46,558 seein' you didn't get out much and it was your birthday and all. 176 00:14:48,668 --> 00:14:52,502 He wanted me to act like I just showed up. How did he know you were gonna be at that theater? 177 00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:55,473 Uh, well, I go to the movies every year on my birthday. 178 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:59,705 In fact, he called me up this week to find out what my birthday movie was gonna be. 179 00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:03,909 - You're not mad? - No, man. 180 00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:08,249 I can't tell you-- That's one of the best times I ever had. It was. 181 00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:12,280 I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. 182 00:15:12,358 --> 00:15:17,295 I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you didn't have a dick. 183 00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:21,026 Stop being so fucking calm about all this! Go look in your house! 184 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:24,501 There's a note on your TV. It says "Dear Clarence," 'cause I couldn't write any more. 185 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:28,973 So I just said, "Alabama, come clean and just tell him what's what. 186 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:33,910 And if he tells you to go back to Drexl and fuck yourself, then go back and fuck yourself." 187 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:38,212 - Drexl? What's a Drexl? - Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay? 188 00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:42,152 I've been a call girl for exactly four days, and you're my third customer. 189 00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:45,679 I want you to know that I am not damaged goods. 190 00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:50,388 I'm not what they call in Florida "white trash." I'm a really good person. 191 00:15:50,463 --> 00:15:53,762 And when it comes to relationships, 192 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,734 I'm 100%-- 193 00:15:56,802 --> 00:16:01,205 I'm 100% monogamous. 194 00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:05,108 - You stay with one guy? - Exactly. 195 00:16:05,177 --> 00:16:09,841 If I'm with you, then I'm with you, and I don't want anybody else. 196 00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:16,779 Now, I gotta tell you something else. When you said last night... 197 00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:19,882 was one of the best times you ever had, did you mean physically? 198 00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:23,554 Well, yeah. Yeah, but I'm talking about the whole night. 199 00:16:23,629 --> 00:16:27,497 I mean, I never had as much fun with a girl as I had with you in my whole life. 200 00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:31,866 It's true. You like Elvis. You like Janis. 201 00:16:31,937 --> 00:16:35,805 You like kung fu movies. You like The Partridge Family. 202 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,971 - Star Trek. - Actually, I don't like The Partridge Family. 203 00:16:40,046 --> 00:16:44,574 That was part of the act. 204 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:49,849 Clarence-- and I feel really goofy saying this... 205 00:16:49,922 --> 00:16:53,255 after only knowing you one night... 206 00:16:53,326 --> 00:16:56,625 and me being a call girl and all-- 207 00:16:56,696 --> 00:16:59,665 but I think I love you. 208 00:17:06,405 --> 00:17:09,499 Wait a second. 209 00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:14,308 Look, I've been tryin' to keep this whole thing in perspective. 210 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:17,816 You just said you love me. Now, if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind... 211 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:21,284 and let the chips fall where they may, and you're lyin' to me, I'm gonna fuckin' die. 212 00:17:21,354 --> 00:17:26,519 I'm not lyin' to you, and I swear from this moment forth, 213 00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:29,959 I'll never lie to you again. 214 00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:45,343 - Whoo-hoo! Well, hello, Mrs.Worley. - How do you do, Mr.Worley? 215 00:17:45,411 --> 00:17:49,347 - Top of the mornin' to ya, Mrs.Worley. - Bottom of the ninth, Mr.Worley. 216 00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:52,213 - By the way, have you seen your lovely little wife today? - Are you speaking... 217 00:17:52,284 --> 00:17:55,253 of my beautiful, charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley? 218 00:17:55,321 --> 00:17:57,983 - Why, are there any others, Mr.Worley? - No. None for me. No. 219 00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:01,049 - No. No. - Yes. Yes. 220 00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:06,225 [ Rock ] 221 00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:09,461 - It's a nice day for a white wedding - [ Alabama ] Excuse me. 222 00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:12,663 Do you think you could turn down the heat just a teeny bit? 223 00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:17,141 It's a nice day to start again 224 00:18:17,209 --> 00:18:19,871 'Bama, I gotta ask you a question. Who and what is a Drexl? 225 00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:22,743 - Shh. - Huh? 226 00:18:22,815 --> 00:18:26,581 - He was my pimp. - You had a pimp? 227 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:33,048 - I was a call girl. Call girls have pimps. - Was he black? 228 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:37,528 He thinks he is. He said his mama was an Apache, but I suspect he's lyin'. 229 00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:42,124 - Is he nice? - [ Laughs ] I wouldn't go so far as to call him nice, 230 00:18:42,201 --> 00:18:44,726 but he treated me pretty decent. 231 00:18:44,804 --> 00:18:47,773 I was only there for four days. He got a little bit rough the other day. 232 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,866 - What do you mean? With you? - No. My friend Arlene. 233 00:18:50,943 --> 00:18:55,937 - What did he do to Arlene? - Slapped her around a little bit, kicked her. 234 00:18:56,015 --> 00:19:00,509 - It was pretty scary. - This motherfucker sounds beautiful. 235 00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:05,182 What'd you do to end up with a son of a bitch like that? 236 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:08,450 [ Pulsating Rap ] 237 00:19:08,527 --> 00:19:13,021 - What you motherfuckers talkin' about? - Floyd say he don't be eatin' pussy. 238 00:19:13,098 --> 00:19:17,194 Drexl, shit. Any nigga say he don't eat pussy is lyin' his ass off. 239 00:19:17,269 --> 00:19:21,467 - I heard that. - Hold on a second, Big "D." You sayin' you eat pussy? 240 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:24,668 Yeah, motherfucker. I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. 241 00:19:24,743 --> 00:19:28,042 - I eat every motherfuckin' thing. - If I ever did eat some pussy-- 242 00:19:28,113 --> 00:19:32,072 I would never eat any pussy, right? But if I did eat some pussy, 243 00:19:32,151 --> 00:19:34,984 I sure as hell wouldn't tell no-goddamn-body about it. 244 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:38,490 - I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker, man. - Nigga, you smoke enough Sherm, 245 00:19:38,557 --> 00:19:41,526 your dumb ass'll do a lot of motherfuckin' things. 246 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:45,223 You'd be up in there suckin' niggas' dicks! 247 00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:49,258 - Oh. - Yo, man! Fuck you guys! 248 00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:53,795 - You guys is fucked up. - Yo, yo, why you trippin'? We just fuckin' with you. 249 00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:58,708 In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration. 250 00:19:58,777 --> 00:20:01,940 Toss me the burner. 251 00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:05,848 - [ Rap Continues, Indistinct ] - All right. Peep this. 252 00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:09,979 Pretend it's that fine centerfold bitch. 253 00:20:10,055 --> 00:20:14,458 Know what I'm sayin'? And you're you. 254 00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:29,133 You say it ain't tough I got ya I can't get enough, Get it 255 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:33,508 Get it, get it 256 00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:36,514 Get it 257 00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:39,517 [ Grunting To Beat ] 258 00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:46,187 - [ Yelling In Japanese ] - [ All Grunting ] 259 00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:53,154 [ Imitating Karate Yells, Explosions, Japanese Dialogue ] 260 00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:57,669 - [ Man Yelling On Screen ] - Ooh! [ Imitates Explosion ] 261 00:20:57,736 --> 00:21:01,570 - Honey, where are you going? - Bathroom. 262 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:06,634 - [ Shouting, Explosions Continue ] - [ Humming ] 263 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:14,383 - Johnny! - [ Alabama Responding In Gibberish ] 264 00:21:14,453 --> 00:21:19,584 - [ Gasps ] Oh. - [ Man ] I'm so lonely 265 00:21:19,658 --> 00:21:22,593 I'm so lonely 266 00:21:22,661 --> 00:21:25,687 I'm so lonely I could die 267 00:21:25,764 --> 00:21:30,463 - Well, can you live with it? - What? 268 00:21:30,536 --> 00:21:33,061 - I said, can you live with it? - Live with what? 269 00:21:33,138 --> 00:21:36,437 That son of a bitch walkin' around, breathing the same air as you, 270 00:21:36,508 --> 00:21:39,602 gettin' away with it every day. 271 00:21:39,678 --> 00:21:43,409 - Are you haunted? - Yeah. 272 00:21:43,482 --> 00:21:47,145 - You wanna get un-haunted? - Oh, yeah. 273 00:21:47,219 --> 00:21:51,087 Well, I'd kill him, shoot him in the face, 274 00:21:51,156 --> 00:21:53,386 put him down like a dog. 275 00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:57,054 - I can't believe what you're tellin' me. - I'm just sayin' what I'd do. 276 00:21:57,129 --> 00:22:01,429 - You'd do that? - Fuck don't deserve to live. 277 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:05,163 [ Exhales ] Look, he's hauntin' me, you know? I mean, 278 00:22:05,237 --> 00:22:08,604 I do wanna kill him, but I don't wanna spend the rest of my life in jail. 279 00:22:08,674 --> 00:22:11,768 - Hey, man, I don't blame you. - If I thought I'd get away with it-- 280 00:22:11,844 --> 00:22:15,837 Get away with it? Killing's the hard part. 281 00:22:15,914 --> 00:22:20,283 Gettin' away with it, that's easy. You think a cop gives a fuck about a pimp? 282 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:24,589 Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. 283 00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:28,889 Two in the back of the fuckin' head. Cops'd throw a party, man. 284 00:22:32,097 --> 00:22:35,863 As long as you're not at the scene of the crime, smokin' gun in your hand, 285 00:22:35,934 --> 00:22:38,129 you'd get away with it. 286 00:22:38,203 --> 00:22:41,798 Clarence, I like you. I always have. 287 00:22:41,874 --> 00:22:44,843 Always will. 288 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,344 [ Breathing Heavily ] 289 00:22:55,187 --> 00:22:58,418 [ Sirens Wailing, Distant ] 290 00:23:07,866 --> 00:23:12,929 - 'Bama. - Where are you goin'? 291 00:23:13,005 --> 00:23:16,099 I need you to write down your former address. 292 00:23:16,175 --> 00:23:21,545 - Why? - Well, so I can go over there and pick up your stuff. 293 00:23:21,613 --> 00:23:25,413 Oh, baby. Come on, Clarence. I just wanna disappear from there. 294 00:23:25,484 --> 00:23:28,851 Look, 'Bama, I know he scares the shit out of you, but I'm not scared of that motherfucker. 295 00:23:28,921 --> 00:23:32,357 You are completely out of his reach. He poses no threat to you. 296 00:23:32,424 --> 00:23:36,793 If he doesn't matter, which he doesn't, it would seem silly-- you to lose all your things. 297 00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:39,558 - Now, that's all. - Shh. Listen. 298 00:23:39,631 --> 00:23:43,863 - You don't know him. - No. You don't know me, 299 00:23:43,936 --> 00:23:46,871 not when it comes to shit like this. 300 00:23:46,939 --> 00:23:52,741 I need to do this. I want you to know that you can count on me to protect you. 301 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,811 Come on. Please. Just write it down. 302 00:24:06,592 --> 00:24:10,653 - This isn't a good idea. - I tell ya, it's gonna be fine. 303 00:24:10,729 --> 00:24:14,062 I'll be in and out of there. 304 00:24:15,701 --> 00:24:18,693 - Be careful. - I will. 305 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:25,537 - I love you. - Love you too. 306 00:25:09,555 --> 00:25:12,422 [ Pulsating Techno Beat ] 307 00:25:28,407 --> 00:25:31,467 - You want something? - Hey. You Drexl? 308 00:25:31,543 --> 00:25:35,309 - No, man. I'm Marty. - Well, I wanna talk to Drexl. 309 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:40,841 - What the fuck you wanna talk to him about? - It's about Alabama. 310 00:25:42,421 --> 00:25:44,787 [ Continues ] 311 00:25:49,428 --> 00:25:52,761 [ Man Rapping, Indistinct ] 312 00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:58,403 He was askin' about Alabama. 313 00:25:59,838 --> 00:26:03,296 - Where the fuck is that bitch? - She's with me. 314 00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:07,004 - Who the fuck are you? - I'm her husband. 315 00:26:11,717 --> 00:26:14,686 Well, that makes us practically related. 316 00:26:16,455 --> 00:26:19,219 You have a seat, boy. Grab yourself a'egg roll. 317 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:22,283 We got everything here from a Little-Eyed Joe to damned if I know. 318 00:26:22,361 --> 00:26:24,693 No, thanks. 319 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,969 "No, thanks"? What that mean, hmm? 320 00:26:33,038 --> 00:26:37,407 - I think you're too scared to be eatin'. - [ Snaps Fingers ] 321 00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:47,450 Now, see, we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, 322 00:26:47,519 --> 00:26:50,386 and you've already given up your shit. 323 00:26:50,455 --> 00:26:55,620 I'm still a mystery to you, but I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. 324 00:26:55,694 --> 00:27:00,097 See, if I ask if you want some dinner and you grab a' egg roll and start to chow down, 325 00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:03,066 I say to myself, this motherfucker, he's carryin' on like he ain't got a care. 326 00:27:03,135 --> 00:27:06,502 And who knows? Maybe he don't. 327 00:27:06,571 --> 00:27:12,305 Maybe this fool is such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin'. 328 00:27:12,377 --> 00:27:16,245 He just sit down, watch my motherfuckin' TV. 329 00:27:16,315 --> 00:27:18,249 See? 330 00:27:20,552 --> 00:27:23,578 You ain't even sat down yet. 331 00:27:23,655 --> 00:27:27,056 Man, that TV over there-- Since you been in the room, there's a woman with her "breastuses"... 332 00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:31,585 hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. 333 00:27:31,663 --> 00:27:35,326 You just been clockin' me. 334 00:27:37,102 --> 00:27:40,128 I know I'm pretty, 335 00:27:40,205 --> 00:27:43,231 but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. 336 00:27:43,308 --> 00:27:47,745 [ Laughs Mockingly ] Ooh, wee! This child be fierce. 337 00:27:59,491 --> 00:28:03,655 I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry. I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm not stayin'. 338 00:28:03,729 --> 00:28:07,563 I ain't lookin' at the movie 'cause I already seen it seven years ago. 339 00:28:07,632 --> 00:28:11,591 It's The Mack. Max Julian, Carol Speed and Richard Pryor. 340 00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:15,606 I ain't scared of ya. I just don't like ya. 341 00:28:15,674 --> 00:28:19,610 In that envelope right there is some payoff money. Alabama is movin' to greener pastures. 342 00:28:19,678 --> 00:28:23,842 We're not negotiatin'. I don't barter. What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. 343 00:28:23,915 --> 00:28:28,113 My peace of mind is worth that much, not one penny more. 344 00:28:38,096 --> 00:28:40,155 It's empty. 345 00:28:48,807 --> 00:28:51,708 Marty, you know what we got here? 346 00:28:51,777 --> 00:28:55,008 Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. 347 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,480 Mr.Majestyk? 348 00:28:57,549 --> 00:29:00,950 Lookie here, Charlie. 349 00:29:01,019 --> 00:29:06,218 None of this bullshit is necessary. I don't got no hold over Alabama. 350 00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:09,226 I was just tryin' to lend the girl a helpin' hand. 351 00:29:11,029 --> 00:29:13,964 - [ Yelling ] - [ Onlookers Screaming ] 352 00:29:34,986 --> 00:29:37,318 [ Man Screams ] 353 00:29:41,993 --> 00:29:45,224 - Come here, you mother-- - [ Screams ] 354 00:30:04,649 --> 00:30:07,277 [ Grunting ] 355 00:30:07,352 --> 00:30:10,515 This is what you get... 356 00:30:10,589 --> 00:30:13,422 if you fuck with me, white boy! 357 00:30:13,492 --> 00:30:16,620 Talkin' that smack in front of my motherfuckin' freaks! 358 00:30:16,695 --> 00:30:20,358 Shit, motherfucker! Your ass gotta be crazy! 359 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,194 [ Panting ] 360 00:30:29,441 --> 00:30:33,844 You must've thought it was white boy day, huh? 361 00:30:33,912 --> 00:30:37,712 - It ain't white boy day, is it? - No, man. It ain't white boy day. 362 00:30:37,782 --> 00:30:43,118 Shit, man. You done fucked up again. Huh? 363 00:30:43,188 --> 00:30:46,646 [ Clarence Grunts ] 364 00:30:57,035 --> 00:31:01,995 Well, well, well. Lookie what we got here. 365 00:31:02,073 --> 00:31:05,509 "Clarence Worley"? 366 00:31:07,078 --> 00:31:12,948 It sounds almost like a nigger name. And I know where you live. 367 00:31:13,018 --> 00:31:18,684 4900 - 160 Street, apartment 48. 368 00:31:18,757 --> 00:31:22,989 And I make a million-dollar bet that Alabama is at the same address. 369 00:31:23,061 --> 00:31:28,465 Marty, take the car. Go get her. Bring her dumb ass back here. 370 00:31:28,533 --> 00:31:33,095 - I think I'll keep lover boy here entertained. - Roxanne, where's my jacket? 371 00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:38,700 - Hey, Roxanne! - Hey, Marty, what the fuck are you doin'? 372 00:31:38,777 --> 00:31:42,941 - I gotta find my jacket. - Look in the fuckin' hamper. 373 00:31:43,014 --> 00:31:45,710 - [ Gunshot ] - [ Women Screaming ] 374 00:31:45,784 --> 00:31:48,218 Drexl? 375 00:31:51,256 --> 00:31:54,555 You! Get a bag and put Alabama's things in it. 376 00:31:54,626 --> 00:31:58,187 Wanna get fuckin' shot? Get a bag and put Alabama's things in it. 377 00:31:58,263 --> 00:32:02,461 I just did you the biggest fuckin' favor of your life! 378 00:32:02,534 --> 00:32:07,631 Open your eyes. I said, open your fuckin' eyes! 379 00:32:07,706 --> 00:32:11,267 You thought it was pretty fuckin' funny, didn't you? 380 00:32:11,343 --> 00:32:15,746 Well, fuck you! Fuck you, you piece of shit! 381 00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:20,550 Don't fuckin' move! 382 00:32:20,619 --> 00:32:23,520 I was selfish. I know I was selfish. 383 00:32:23,588 --> 00:32:28,924 I was, but I was carrying your child. 384 00:32:30,695 --> 00:32:33,027 [ Woman On TV ] Please don't leave. 385 00:32:34,566 --> 00:32:37,535 And if I told you-- 386 00:32:39,671 --> 00:32:44,335 I killed him. Want a hamburger or somethin'? I'm fuckin' starvin' to death. 387 00:32:44,409 --> 00:32:48,812 - Is this a joke? - No joke. 388 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:53,442 Mmm. That's probably the best goddamn fuckin' hamburger I ever had in my entire life. 389 00:32:53,518 --> 00:32:56,544 I've never had a hamburger taste this good. 390 00:32:56,621 --> 00:32:59,920 Come on. Eat something. You'll feel better. 391 00:33:01,192 --> 00:33:04,787 [ Woman On TV ] You and I had this one night. 392 00:33:04,863 --> 00:33:08,731 What the fuck you cryin' for, huh? Huh? 393 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,098 I mean, Christ, he's not worth one of your tears. 394 00:33:11,169 --> 00:33:14,195 Would you rather it have been me? Is that it, huh? 395 00:33:14,272 --> 00:33:17,969 Is that what you want? I mean, do you love him? Do you love him? 396 00:33:18,043 --> 00:33:20,807 I said, do you fuckin' love him, huh? 397 00:33:20,879 --> 00:33:24,576 - I think what you did wa-- - What? - I think what you did... 398 00:33:24,649 --> 00:33:29,848 - What? - was so romantic. 399 00:33:33,224 --> 00:33:35,954 - Yeah. - [ Gasps ] 400 00:33:36,027 --> 00:33:39,554 - Oh, baby, you're bleeding. - Yeah. 401 00:33:41,466 --> 00:33:44,799 I got your things right here. 402 00:33:47,105 --> 00:33:50,040 - Clean clothes. - Uh-huh. 403 00:33:50,108 --> 00:33:52,235 - I love you. - I love you. 404 00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:55,575 There's a God. 405 00:34:03,054 --> 00:34:04,988 Ohh. 406 00:34:11,596 --> 00:34:13,928 [ TV Chatter Continues ] 407 00:34:17,902 --> 00:34:22,362 The-- These aren't my clothes. 408 00:34:22,707 --> 00:34:25,676 A little bitty tear let me down 409 00:34:25,744 --> 00:34:28,804 Spoilin' my act as a clown 410 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,747 I was all made up not to frown 411 00:34:31,816 --> 00:34:35,274 But a little bitty tear let me down 412 00:34:35,353 --> 00:34:38,516 A little bitty tear let me down 413 00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:41,650 Spoilin' my act as a clown 414 00:34:41,726 --> 00:34:44,286 Rommel, where are you? Come here. Come on, boy. 415 00:34:44,362 --> 00:34:47,820 Get in here. You get in here now. Get in there. Go on. 416 00:34:47,899 --> 00:34:51,335 [ Man On Radio ] You said you were leavin' tomorrow 417 00:34:51,403 --> 00:34:54,964 That today was our last day 418 00:34:55,039 --> 00:34:58,475 I said there'd be no sorrow 419 00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:01,376 That I'd laugh when you walked away 420 00:35:01,446 --> 00:35:04,904 - [ Horn Sounding ] - A little bitty tear let me down 421 00:35:04,983 --> 00:35:07,975 Spoiled my act as a clown 422 00:35:08,052 --> 00:35:10,850 I had it made up not to make a frown 423 00:35:10,922 --> 00:35:14,688 But a little bitty tear let me down 424 00:35:17,328 --> 00:35:21,162 Good mornin', Daddy. Hey, Rommel. 425 00:35:21,232 --> 00:35:25,362 Long time, no see, huh? Oh, yeah. Good boy. Good boy. 426 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,004 Now, you're gonna have to excuse the place. 427 00:35:33,077 --> 00:35:36,672 I haven't been exactly doin' a lot of entertainment... 428 00:35:36,748 --> 00:35:39,717 of company as of late. 429 00:35:39,784 --> 00:35:42,912 I'm sorry if I seem a little tense, 430 00:35:42,987 --> 00:35:47,390 but you're the last person in the world that I expected to see this morning. 431 00:35:47,459 --> 00:35:50,519 That's okay, Dad. I tend to have that effect on people. 432 00:35:50,595 --> 00:35:54,361 You, uh, you got anything to drink around here? I'm dyin' of thirst. 433 00:35:54,432 --> 00:35:59,199 There should be-- There should be a 7UP in there. 434 00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:04,640 Anything stronger? Probably not. Beer? You can drink beer, can't you? 435 00:36:04,709 --> 00:36:09,305 I can, but I don't. 436 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:13,316 Yeah, that's about all I ever eat. 437 00:36:13,384 --> 00:36:16,478 - [ Woman Singing On Radio ] - Excuse me. [ Laughs ] 438 00:36:16,554 --> 00:36:19,751 Hello, hello, hello. I'm his father. 439 00:36:19,824 --> 00:36:24,591 - How are you? - That's all right. I'm his wife, Alabama Worley. 440 00:36:24,662 --> 00:36:28,792 - Pleased to meet ya. - We got married. 441 00:36:28,867 --> 00:36:31,995 - [ Laughs ] - Yeah. 442 00:36:45,049 --> 00:36:49,042 Well, lover, why don't you be a sport and go get us some beer? 443 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,681 You want some beer? I mean, if you want some, it'll be here. 444 00:36:52,757 --> 00:36:55,487 All right? Where is there a liquor store around here? 445 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,427 There's a party store down on 54th Street. 446 00:36:58,496 --> 00:37:02,091 Get a six-pack of somethin' imported. 447 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:06,466 Hard to tell you what to get, 'cause different places have different things. Here. 448 00:37:06,538 --> 00:37:09,632 - That should cover it. Okey-dokey. - Okey-dokey, Doggy Daddy. 449 00:37:09,707 --> 00:37:12,505 Okay. 450 00:37:14,379 --> 00:37:16,813 [ Rommel Whimpers ] 451 00:37:20,752 --> 00:37:24,711 Ain't she the sweetest goddamn thing you ever saw in your whole life? 452 00:37:24,789 --> 00:37:27,656 I mean, she-- she a four-alarm fire or what? 453 00:37:29,527 --> 00:37:33,463 - She seems very nice. - Nice? 454 00:37:33,531 --> 00:37:36,659 Daddy, "nice" ain't the word. I mean, this girl, she's a peach, you know? 455 00:37:36,734 --> 00:37:39,965 She even tastes like a peach. 456 00:37:40,038 --> 00:37:44,168 You can tell I'm in love with her, can't you? 457 00:37:44,242 --> 00:37:47,075 No. Wait. I gotta talk. 458 00:37:47,145 --> 00:37:51,445 Clarence, sit down, shut up. 459 00:37:51,516 --> 00:37:54,178 You're givin' me a fuckin' headache. 460 00:37:54,252 --> 00:37:58,086 I mean, you're so much like your mother I can't believe it. 461 00:37:58,156 --> 00:38:03,594 You're your fuckin' mother through and through. I haven't heard from you in three years. 462 00:38:03,661 --> 00:38:07,563 You show up all of a sudden at 8:00 in the morning. 463 00:38:07,632 --> 00:38:11,068 You walk in here like a goddamn bulldozer. 464 00:38:11,135 --> 00:38:14,696 And don't get me wrong. I love you. I'm glad to see you. 465 00:38:16,307 --> 00:38:19,834 But slow it down, man. 466 00:38:19,911 --> 00:38:23,039 All right? 467 00:38:23,114 --> 00:38:26,515 - [ Radio: Continues, Indistinct ] - Now, 468 00:38:26,584 --> 00:38:30,315 when did you get married? 469 00:38:31,389 --> 00:38:34,324 Daddy, uh... 470 00:38:36,461 --> 00:38:39,862 I'm in big fuckin' trouble. 471 00:38:39,931 --> 00:38:42,399 I really need your help. 472 00:38:42,467 --> 00:38:46,403 No, no, no, no. Stop talking. 473 00:38:46,471 --> 00:38:49,736 - What do you want from me? - What? 474 00:38:49,807 --> 00:38:53,436 What do you want from me? Stop acting like an infant. 475 00:38:53,511 --> 00:38:58,813 You're here because you want me to help you in some way. What do you need from me? Money? 476 00:38:58,883 --> 00:39:03,343 - No. You still have friends on the force? - Yes, I still have friends. 477 00:39:03,421 --> 00:39:06,185 Well, then, could you just find out if they know anything about us? I don't think... 478 00:39:06,257 --> 00:39:08,623 they know shit, but I don't wanna think; I wanna know for sure. 479 00:39:08,693 --> 00:39:12,754 - You could do that, right? - What makes you think that I could do that? 480 00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:17,267 - 'Cause you were a cop. - But what makes you think that I would do that? 481 00:39:17,335 --> 00:39:22,170 - 'Cause I'm your son. - Oh, you're my son. 482 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:26,074 Oh, you got it, huh, all worked out, don't you, huh? 483 00:39:26,144 --> 00:39:29,602 - Oh, yeah. - Look. I mean, goddamn, I have never asked you for a goddamn thing. 484 00:39:29,681 --> 00:39:34,744 But Jesus fuckin' Christ, after Mom divorced you, did I ever ask you for anything? 485 00:39:34,819 --> 00:39:38,619 No, I didn't. When I wouldn't see you for a year and a half to two years, 486 00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:40,624 did I ever get in your shit about it? 487 00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:43,786 And that whole fuckin' time you were drunk, did I ever get mad and point my finger at you? 488 00:39:43,861 --> 00:39:46,762 No, I never did. Everybody else did, but I didn't. 489 00:39:46,831 --> 00:39:50,289 Now, look. I just need help, and you can fuckin' help me, all right? 490 00:39:50,368 --> 00:39:55,101 Now, I'm basically a pretty resourceful guy. If I didn't need it, I wouldn't ask. 491 00:39:56,808 --> 00:40:00,767 I mean, if you wanna say no, then fine, forget it. 492 00:40:00,845 --> 00:40:03,814 Don't worry about it. No problem. I'm goin'. All right? 493 00:40:06,184 --> 00:40:09,449 [ Horn Honking ] 494 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,351 The Virgin's back! 495 00:40:13,091 --> 00:40:15,457 Thank God. I could eat a horse if you slapped enough ketchup on it. 496 00:40:15,526 --> 00:40:18,791 - I didn't get you any chicken. - Well, how come? 497 00:40:18,863 --> 00:40:21,832 Honey, it's too early in the morning. It's only 9:00. 498 00:40:21,899 --> 00:40:23,833 Son of a bitch. 499 00:40:30,842 --> 00:40:35,176 - Dick Ritchie. Dick Ritchie! - That's me. I'm me. 500 00:40:35,246 --> 00:40:38,306 - Come inside. - Okay. 501 00:40:43,921 --> 00:40:47,015 Sit. Sit, sit, sit. 502 00:40:47,091 --> 00:40:50,618 Now, the part you'll be reading for is one of the bad guys. 503 00:40:50,695 --> 00:40:52,925 - There's Brian and Marty. - Who? 504 00:40:52,997 --> 00:40:56,262 - Is there a problem? - No. No. 505 00:40:56,334 --> 00:40:58,996 Peter Breck has already been cast in the part of Brian. 506 00:40:59,070 --> 00:41:01,368 So you'll be reading for the role of Marty. 507 00:41:01,439 --> 00:41:03,373 In this scene, you're both in a car, 508 00:41:03,441 --> 00:41:06,035 and Bill Shatner is hanging on the hood. 509 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:08,840 What you wanna do is get him off. 510 00:41:08,913 --> 00:41:10,744 All right. I'm Marty. 511 00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:16,409 - Ready? - Yeah. Okay. 512 00:41:16,487 --> 00:41:19,923 I'm driving. Okay. 513 00:41:19,991 --> 00:41:23,188 - Where the fuck did he come from? - I don't know. 514 00:41:23,261 --> 00:41:26,196 - He just appeared like magic. - Well, don't just sit there. 515 00:41:26,264 --> 00:41:27,629 Shoot him. 516 00:41:27,698 --> 00:41:29,393 Get him! 517 00:41:29,467 --> 00:41:35,303 Thank you, Mr.Ritchie. I'm very impressed. You're a very fine actor. 518 00:41:35,373 --> 00:41:38,570 - Thank you. - Thank you. 519 00:41:38,643 --> 00:41:42,135 - We'll let you know. - Okay. 520 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,415 - Okay, one-handed. - One-handed. There we go. Oh! 521 00:41:45,483 --> 00:41:47,451 - [ Laughing ] - Then the other one there. 522 00:41:47,518 --> 00:41:49,952 Here comes the train. 523 00:41:58,529 --> 00:42:01,191 Well, they found nothing. 524 00:42:01,265 --> 00:42:04,428 In fact, they think it's drug related. 525 00:42:04,502 --> 00:42:07,437 Uh, drug related? Why drug related? 526 00:42:07,505 --> 00:42:10,303 Well, apparently, Drexl had his big toe stuck in that shit. 527 00:42:10,374 --> 00:42:15,243 - Really? - Drexl had an association with a fellow named Blue Lou Boyle. 528 00:42:15,313 --> 00:42:18,612 - Name mean anything to you? - No. 529 00:42:18,683 --> 00:42:20,913 Well, if you don't hang around his circle, no reason it should. 530 00:42:20,985 --> 00:42:23,146 - Why? Who is he? - Gangster, drug dealer. 531 00:42:23,221 --> 00:42:26,247 Somebody that you don't want on your ass. Now, look, Clarence, 532 00:42:26,324 --> 00:42:29,589 the more I hear about this Drexl fucker, 533 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:31,594 the more I think you did the right thing. 534 00:42:31,662 --> 00:42:33,596 This guy wasn't just some wild flake. 535 00:42:33,664 --> 00:42:36,394 No, man. That's what I was trying to tell you before. 536 00:42:36,467 --> 00:42:39,265 The guy was like a mad dog. 537 00:42:39,337 --> 00:42:42,306 So, the cops, they don't think-- They're not after us. 538 00:42:42,373 --> 00:42:44,864 No. Until they hear something better, 539 00:42:44,942 --> 00:42:48,537 they'll just assume Drexl had a falling-out with Blue Lou. 540 00:42:48,613 --> 00:42:52,549 And once you leave town, I wouldn't even worry about it. 541 00:42:54,252 --> 00:42:57,016 Thanks a lot, Daddy. You really came through for me. 542 00:42:59,557 --> 00:43:01,491 I got some money I could give you. 543 00:43:01,559 --> 00:43:03,789 No. Keep it. Keep it. 544 00:43:04,962 --> 00:43:07,328 Well, now, son, 545 00:43:07,398 --> 00:43:10,026 I want you to know that, uh, 546 00:43:10,101 --> 00:43:13,502 I hope everything works out with you and Alabama. 547 00:43:13,571 --> 00:43:15,505 I like her. 548 00:43:17,074 --> 00:43:20,737 And I think you... make a real cute couple. 549 00:43:22,246 --> 00:43:26,046 Yeah, well, now, you-- you stay out of trouble. 550 00:43:26,117 --> 00:43:28,051 Hmm? 551 00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:32,988 Remember, you got a--you got a wife to think about now. 552 00:43:33,057 --> 00:43:35,992 Quit fuckin' around. 553 00:43:37,728 --> 00:43:39,662 Son... 554 00:43:41,966 --> 00:43:44,127 I love you. 555 00:43:52,410 --> 00:43:54,935 - All right. - All right. 556 00:43:55,012 --> 00:43:59,005 This is my friend Dick Ritchie's number and address in Hollywood. 557 00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:01,017 That's where we're gonna be. 558 00:44:01,085 --> 00:44:03,053 You can get in touch with me through him. 559 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,055 Come on, Alabama. We're taking off. Kiss Pops good-bye. 560 00:44:09,827 --> 00:44:13,092 Bye, Daddy. Hope to see you again soon. 561 00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:19,866 Hey! Hey! What kind of smackaroo is that? 562 00:44:23,607 --> 00:44:26,303 - We'll send you a postcard from Hollywood, all right? - Alabama. 563 00:44:26,377 --> 00:44:28,072 - Alabama. - Yes, sir? 564 00:44:28,145 --> 00:44:30,636 - Take care of that one for me. - Don't worry, Daddy. 565 00:44:30,715 --> 00:44:33,809 - I'm gonna keep this fellow on a short leash. - As the sun sets... 566 00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:37,149 slowly in the West, we bid you a fond farewell. 567 00:44:41,192 --> 00:44:43,717 - [ Alabama ] Bye, Daddy! - See you later, Pops! 568 00:44:43,794 --> 00:44:46,092 Son of a bitch was right. 569 00:44:46,163 --> 00:44:49,223 She tastes like a peach. Come on, Rommel! 570 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:51,791 Come on, boy! Come on! Come on! 571 00:45:03,914 --> 00:45:06,348 [ Ringing ] 572 00:45:06,417 --> 00:45:08,351 Hello. 573 00:45:08,419 --> 00:45:10,819 - Hello, baby! - [ Man On Radio ] Hello, baby! 574 00:45:10,888 --> 00:45:12,617 - Clarence? - You got it. 575 00:45:12,690 --> 00:45:15,488 Clarence, it's great to hear from you. What's going on? 576 00:45:15,559 --> 00:45:19,461 - Well, you are gonna be seeing me shortly. - You're coming to L.A.? When? 577 00:45:19,530 --> 00:45:21,430 Uh, tomorrow. 578 00:45:21,499 --> 00:45:24,434 There is a story behind all that. I will tell you when I see you. 579 00:45:24,502 --> 00:45:27,630 And by the way, I ain't gonna be alone. I am bringing my lovely wife. 580 00:45:27,705 --> 00:45:30,435 Get the fuck out of here. Clarence, you got married? 581 00:45:30,508 --> 00:45:32,976 - I'm a married man, buddy. - Chantilly lace 582 00:45:33,044 --> 00:45:35,774 I'm a married man. You wanna say hello to my better half? Come here. 583 00:45:35,846 --> 00:45:39,805 - Hi, Dick. This is Alabama Worley. - How you doing, Alabama? 584 00:45:39,884 --> 00:45:43,786 Hi. Clarence told me all about you. He said you were his best friend. 585 00:45:43,854 --> 00:45:47,950 - So I guess that makes you my best friend too. - Tell him we gotta go. 586 00:45:48,025 --> 00:45:51,153 - Clarence says we gotta be going. - Can I speak to Clarence? 587 00:45:51,228 --> 00:45:53,890 - Ask him if he got the letter. - Did you get the letter? 588 00:45:53,964 --> 00:45:56,194 - What letter? - What letter? 589 00:45:56,267 --> 00:45:57,962 - Letters. - Letters. 590 00:45:58,035 --> 00:46:00,503 - I didn't get any letter. - Has he gotten his mail yet? 591 00:46:00,571 --> 00:46:04,007 - Have you gotten your mail yet? - Well, no. My roommate Floyd-- 592 00:46:04,075 --> 00:46:09,638 - Has he looked through it? - Have you looked through it? No. 593 00:46:09,713 --> 00:46:11,908 Tell him to go look through it. 594 00:46:11,982 --> 00:46:14,576 Go and, uh-- Go look through it. 595 00:46:14,652 --> 00:46:18,588 Wait. Can I speak to Clarence, please? 596 00:46:18,656 --> 00:46:21,887 - He wants to talk to you. - No time. Tell him we gotta go. 597 00:46:21,959 --> 00:46:24,393 - No time. Read the letter. - Read the letter. 598 00:46:24,462 --> 00:46:26,692 Tell him I love him. Tell him as of tomorrow-- 599 00:46:26,764 --> 00:46:29,198 - He loves you. Honey, hold this. - All right. 600 00:46:29,266 --> 00:46:31,200 - As of tomorrow, all of his money problems... - As of tomorrow, 601 00:46:31,268 --> 00:46:35,932 - are gonna be over. - all your money problems are gonna be... over. 602 00:46:36,006 --> 00:46:38,406 Hello? What money problems? 603 00:46:43,013 --> 00:46:46,039 Hello? Hello? 604 00:46:46,117 --> 00:46:47,846 You know what I like 605 00:46:47,918 --> 00:46:51,581 Chantilly lace and a pretty face 606 00:46:51,655 --> 00:46:54,283 A ponytail hangin' down 607 00:46:54,358 --> 00:46:57,054 A wiggle in the walk and a giggle in the talk, Lord 608 00:46:57,128 --> 00:46:58,857 Make the world go 'round 609 00:46:58,929 --> 00:47:02,194 Floyd, you used up the last piece of toilet paper! 610 00:47:02,266 --> 00:47:05,394 Make me act so funny Make me spend my money 611 00:47:05,469 --> 00:47:07,903 Make me feel real loose like a long-necked goose 612 00:47:07,972 --> 00:47:11,373 Oh, baby that's-a what I like 613 00:47:23,554 --> 00:47:25,488 Hey! Hey! Rommel! 614 00:47:25,556 --> 00:47:28,548 Hey, come here! Rommel! Rommel! 615 00:47:49,079 --> 00:47:53,277 Frankie, tell Luca to go outside and do you know what. 616 00:47:53,350 --> 00:47:56,319 [ Speaking Italian ] 617 00:48:00,824 --> 00:48:04,351 Do you know who I am, Mr.Worley? 618 00:48:06,163 --> 00:48:08,358 I give up. Who are you? 619 00:48:08,432 --> 00:48:13,301 I'm the Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. 620 00:48:13,370 --> 00:48:17,500 You tell the angels in heaven you've never seen evil so singularly personified... 621 00:48:17,575 --> 00:48:20,009 as you did in the face of the man who killed you. 622 00:48:20,077 --> 00:48:24,309 My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, 623 00:48:24,381 --> 00:48:26,315 the man your son stole from. 624 00:48:26,383 --> 00:48:31,252 I hear you were once a cop, so I can assume you have heard of us before. 625 00:48:31,322 --> 00:48:34,723 - Am I correct? - I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle. 626 00:48:34,792 --> 00:48:36,817 I'm glad. 627 00:48:36,894 --> 00:48:41,058 Hopefully, that will clear up the "how full of shit am I" question... 628 00:48:41,131 --> 00:48:43,827 you've been asking yourself. 629 00:48:43,901 --> 00:48:45,835 We're gonna have a little Q and A. 630 00:48:45,903 --> 00:48:49,168 And at the risk of sounding redundant, 631 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:51,800 please make your answers genuine. 632 00:48:51,875 --> 00:48:54,343 You want a Chesterfield? 633 00:48:54,411 --> 00:48:56,436 No. 634 00:48:56,513 --> 00:49:00,176 I have a son of my own, about your boy's age. 635 00:49:00,251 --> 00:49:03,186 I can imagine how painful this must be for you. 636 00:49:03,254 --> 00:49:05,552 But Clarence... 637 00:49:05,623 --> 00:49:08,717 and that bitch of a girlfriend of his brought this all on themselves. 638 00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:12,489 I implore you not to go down that road with them. 639 00:49:12,563 --> 00:49:16,397 You could always take comfort in the fact you never had a choice. 640 00:49:18,035 --> 00:49:22,438 Look, I'd like to help you if I could, but I haven't seen Clarence. 641 00:49:26,510 --> 00:49:29,604 - You see that? - Ah, shit! 642 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,376 - Fuck! - That smarts, doesn't it? 643 00:49:32,449 --> 00:49:34,781 To get slammed in the nose. 644 00:49:34,852 --> 00:49:36,786 Fucks you all up. 645 00:49:36,854 --> 00:49:39,721 You get that pain shooting through your brain. Your eyes fill up with water. 646 00:49:39,790 --> 00:49:42,816 That ain't any kind of fun. 647 00:49:42,893 --> 00:49:47,694 But what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. 648 00:49:47,765 --> 00:49:50,700 And it won't ever get that good again. 649 00:49:50,768 --> 00:49:55,569 We talked to your neighbors. They saw a Cadillac. 650 00:49:55,639 --> 00:49:57,573 Purple Cadillac. 651 00:49:57,641 --> 00:50:02,305 Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked in front of your trailer yesterday. 652 00:50:02,379 --> 00:50:06,577 Mr.Worley, you seen your son? 653 00:50:06,650 --> 00:50:09,483 - I've seen him. - I can't be sure... 654 00:50:09,553 --> 00:50:11,851 of how much of what he told you, so... 655 00:50:11,922 --> 00:50:14,049 in the chance you're in the dark about some of this, 656 00:50:14,124 --> 00:50:16,058 let me shed some light. 657 00:50:16,126 --> 00:50:18,060 That whore your boy hangs around with, 658 00:50:18,128 --> 00:50:21,029 her pimp is an associate of mine. 659 00:50:21,098 --> 00:50:23,032 Among his pimping and other affairs, 660 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,091 he works for me in a courier capacity. 661 00:50:25,169 --> 00:50:27,137 Well, apparently, 662 00:50:27,204 --> 00:50:30,731 that dirty little whore found out we were gonna do some business... 663 00:50:30,808 --> 00:50:33,800 'cause your son, the cowboy, and his flame... 664 00:50:33,877 --> 00:50:36,744 came into the room blazing and didn't stop... 665 00:50:36,814 --> 00:50:39,146 until they were pretty sure everybody was dead. 666 00:50:40,551 --> 00:50:42,781 What are you talking about? 667 00:50:42,853 --> 00:50:45,287 I'm talking about a massacre. 668 00:50:45,356 --> 00:50:47,517 They snatched my narcotics. 669 00:50:47,591 --> 00:50:50,355 Hightailed it out of there. Would have got away with it, 670 00:50:50,427 --> 00:50:53,726 but your son, fuck-head that he is, 671 00:50:53,797 --> 00:50:58,166 left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand. 672 00:51:00,070 --> 00:51:04,473 - You know, I don't believe you. - That's of minor importance. 673 00:51:04,541 --> 00:51:08,944 What is of major fucking importance is that I believe you. 674 00:51:09,012 --> 00:51:11,708 Where did they go? 675 00:51:11,782 --> 00:51:14,546 On their honeymoon. 676 00:51:19,857 --> 00:51:22,792 I'm getting angry asking the same question a second time. 677 00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:25,226 - Where did they go? - They didn't tell me. 678 00:51:25,295 --> 00:51:27,786 You just wait a minute and listen to me. 679 00:51:27,865 --> 00:51:30,459 I haven't seen Clarence in three years. 680 00:51:30,534 --> 00:51:32,900 He shows up yesterday... 681 00:51:32,970 --> 00:51:36,599 with a young girl, saying that he got married. 682 00:51:38,008 --> 00:51:40,738 He asked for, uh, 683 00:51:40,811 --> 00:51:44,907 some quick cash to go on a honeymoon. 684 00:51:44,982 --> 00:51:48,884 He asked me if he could borrow $500. 685 00:51:48,952 --> 00:51:52,251 I felt like helping him, so I wrote him out a check. 686 00:51:52,322 --> 00:51:55,883 We went to breakfast in the morning. 687 00:51:55,959 --> 00:51:58,894 And that's the last I saw of him, 688 00:51:58,962 --> 00:52:01,692 so help me God. 689 00:52:01,765 --> 00:52:05,201 They never thought to tell me where they were going. 690 00:52:06,870 --> 00:52:09,634 And I never thought to ask. 691 00:52:22,453 --> 00:52:24,114 No! 692 00:52:32,029 --> 00:52:35,931 Don Vincenzo. [ Speaking Italian ] 693 00:52:37,668 --> 00:52:39,602 [ Italian ] 694 00:52:41,071 --> 00:52:46,600 You know, Sicilians are great liars. 695 00:52:46,677 --> 00:52:49,612 The best in the world. 696 00:52:51,281 --> 00:52:53,215 I'm Sicilian. 697 00:52:53,283 --> 00:52:57,652 My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. 698 00:52:57,721 --> 00:53:02,124 From growing up with him, I learned the pantomime. 699 00:53:02,192 --> 00:53:06,322 There are 17 different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. 700 00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:09,888 A guy's got 17 pantomimes. A woman's got 20. 701 00:53:09,967 --> 00:53:14,404 A guy's got 17. But if you know them like you know your own face, 702 00:53:14,471 --> 00:53:16,462 they'd beat lie detectors all to hell. 703 00:53:16,540 --> 00:53:20,203 Now, what we got here is a little game of show-and-tell. 704 00:53:20,277 --> 00:53:23,007 You don't wanna show me nothing, but you're telling me everything. 705 00:53:24,748 --> 00:53:28,980 I know you know where they are, so... tell me... 706 00:53:29,052 --> 00:53:32,510 before I do some damage you won't walk away from. 707 00:53:35,526 --> 00:53:38,586 Could I have one of those Chesterfields now? 708 00:53:40,797 --> 00:53:43,357 Sure. 709 00:53:47,538 --> 00:53:51,440 You got a... match? No. Wait. No, no. 710 00:53:51,508 --> 00:53:53,669 Don't bother. I got one. 711 00:54:03,654 --> 00:54:07,681 - You're Sicilian, huh? - Yeah. Sicilian. 712 00:54:09,626 --> 00:54:12,618 [ Chuckling ] You know... 713 00:54:14,998 --> 00:54:17,159 I read a lot, 714 00:54:17,234 --> 00:54:19,725 especially about things-- about history. 715 00:54:21,405 --> 00:54:24,203 I find that shit fascinating. 716 00:54:24,274 --> 00:54:27,903 Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. 717 00:54:32,482 --> 00:54:36,350 Sicilians were spawned by niggers. 718 00:54:43,527 --> 00:54:45,791 Come again? 719 00:54:45,862 --> 00:54:49,491 No, it's-- it's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, 720 00:54:49,566 --> 00:54:52,262 Sicilians have, uh, 721 00:54:52,336 --> 00:54:54,930 black blood pumping through their hearts. 722 00:54:55,005 --> 00:54:59,738 If you-- If you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. 723 00:54:59,810 --> 00:55:03,177 Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, um, 724 00:55:03,246 --> 00:55:06,079 the Moors conquered Sicily. 725 00:55:06,149 --> 00:55:08,083 And the Moors are niggers. 726 00:55:08,151 --> 00:55:11,746 You see, way back then, uh, 727 00:55:11,822 --> 00:55:15,155 Sicilians were like, uh, wops from northern Italy. 728 00:55:15,225 --> 00:55:17,284 They all had blond hair and blue eyes. 729 00:55:17,361 --> 00:55:20,194 But, uh, well-- 730 00:55:20,263 --> 00:55:23,198 then the Moors moved in there, and... 731 00:55:24,534 --> 00:55:27,401 well, they changed the whole country. 732 00:55:27,471 --> 00:55:32,272 They did so much fucking with Sicilian women... 733 00:55:32,342 --> 00:55:35,834 that they changed the whole bloodline forever. 734 00:55:35,912 --> 00:55:38,039 That's why... 735 00:55:38,115 --> 00:55:43,485 blond hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. 736 00:55:43,553 --> 00:55:47,250 You know, it's absolutely amazing to me... 737 00:55:49,192 --> 00:55:52,923 to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, 738 00:55:52,996 --> 00:55:57,399 that-- that Sicilians... 739 00:55:57,467 --> 00:56:00,402 still carry that nigger gene. 740 00:56:01,638 --> 00:56:03,572 Now, this-- 741 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,767 No, I'm quoting history. 742 00:56:07,310 --> 00:56:10,973 It's written. It's a fact. It's written. 743 00:56:11,048 --> 00:56:13,608 - I love this guy. - No. 744 00:56:18,321 --> 00:56:20,812 Your ancestors are niggers. Huh? 745 00:56:22,325 --> 00:56:23,519 Hey. 746 00:56:23,593 --> 00:56:25,754 Yeah. 747 00:56:25,829 --> 00:56:30,027 And-- And your great-great-great-great- grandmother... 748 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:33,126 fucked a nigger. 749 00:56:33,203 --> 00:56:36,297 Yeah. And she had a half-nigger kid. 750 00:56:36,373 --> 00:56:41,709 Now, if that's a fact, tell me, 751 00:56:41,778 --> 00:56:44,303 am I lying? 752 00:56:47,551 --> 00:56:49,485 'Cause you-- 753 00:56:51,488 --> 00:56:54,787 you're part eggplant. 754 00:56:59,963 --> 00:57:03,797 Huh? Hey, hey, hey. 755 00:57:03,867 --> 00:57:06,495 You're a cantaloupe. 756 00:57:16,747 --> 00:57:19,181 That's beautiful. 757 00:57:39,803 --> 00:57:43,102 I haven't killed anybody... 758 00:57:43,173 --> 00:57:45,107 since 1984. 759 00:57:48,578 --> 00:57:50,512 Go to this comedian's son's apartment. 760 00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:55,176 Come back with something that tells me where that asshole went... 761 00:57:55,252 --> 00:57:57,186 so I can wipe this egg off my face. 762 00:58:11,101 --> 00:58:14,332 Fix this fucked-up family for good. 763 00:58:19,643 --> 00:58:21,577 Hey, boss. 764 00:58:21,645 --> 00:58:24,876 Get ready to be happy. 765 00:58:25,148 --> 00:58:27,912 [ Man On Radio ] Morning, everybody. It's 6:22 here in L.A. 766 00:58:27,984 --> 00:58:29,975 I'm David Perry at K.B.L.U. 767 00:58:30,053 --> 00:58:35,685 [ Rock ] 768 00:58:44,367 --> 00:58:47,029 [ Knocking ] 769 00:58:47,103 --> 00:58:49,799 [ Alabama ] Hello? Hi. 770 00:58:49,873 --> 00:58:53,809 [ Knocking Continues ] 771 00:58:53,877 --> 00:58:56,311 - [ Alabama Speaking, Indistinct ] - Floyd. 772 00:58:58,582 --> 00:59:01,574 Floyd. Can't you answer the door at least for me? 773 00:59:01,651 --> 00:59:03,585 Oh, man, I didn't even hear it. 774 00:59:03,653 --> 00:59:05,814 - [ Banging ] - Hello? 775 00:59:05,889 --> 00:59:08,483 - You can't help me out every now and then? - Hi. 776 00:59:08,558 --> 00:59:10,492 Yes. 777 00:59:12,495 --> 00:59:15,191 - You call for a date? - Huh? 778 00:59:15,265 --> 00:59:18,632 - Hey! - I knew it was you! How you doing? 779 00:59:20,437 --> 00:59:23,133 - Dick, this is Alabama. Alabama, this is Dick. - Nice to meet you. 780 00:59:23,206 --> 00:59:25,800 - How long have you been living here? - Hi. I'm Alabama. 781 00:59:25,876 --> 00:59:28,606 - Clarence, you look good. - This is a great place. This is nice. 782 00:59:28,678 --> 00:59:31,272 I'm starving. Let's get something to eat. Who's this? 783 00:59:31,348 --> 00:59:33,282 - [ Dick ] It's Floyd. - [ Clarence ] Floyd. Let's go. 784 00:59:33,350 --> 00:59:36,945 Okay, Floyd, watch yourself. Be careful. 785 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:38,954 Hey. 786 00:59:44,127 --> 00:59:46,493 [ Screaming ] 787 00:59:46,563 --> 00:59:50,294 [ Rock Continues ] 788 00:59:52,802 --> 00:59:54,736 Hey, I didn't tell you guys yet? 789 00:59:54,804 --> 00:59:58,467 I had this really, really good audition for TJ Hooker the other day. 790 00:59:58,541 --> 01:00:02,375 - You're gonna be on TJ Hooker? - Yeah. It's the new TJ Hooker. 791 01:00:02,445 --> 01:00:05,380 - Knock on wood. - You get to meet Captain Kirk? 792 01:00:05,448 --> 01:00:07,678 Well, you don't get to meet him in the audition. 793 01:00:07,751 --> 01:00:10,151 But if I get the part-- Hope, hope. 794 01:00:10,220 --> 01:00:12,984 - That would be amazing. - It would be cool. It would be a real-- 795 01:00:13,056 --> 01:00:14,990 Meeting Captain Kirk, that would be cool. 796 01:00:24,634 --> 01:00:26,568 Here we are. 797 01:00:27,904 --> 01:00:29,838 - [ Horn Honks ] - Oh! 798 01:00:29,906 --> 01:00:31,840 The honeymoon suite. 799 01:00:34,177 --> 01:00:36,270 You're really in love, aren't you? 800 01:00:36,346 --> 01:00:39,713 Very first time in my life. You know what that's like? 801 01:00:39,783 --> 01:00:42,752 No. 802 01:00:42,819 --> 01:00:45,413 - Nah. - Shut the fuck up. Hey. 803 01:00:45,488 --> 01:00:47,456 What are you doing in L.A. anyway, huh? 804 01:00:53,430 --> 01:00:56,297 Holy Mary, Mother of God. 805 01:00:56,366 --> 01:00:58,300 This shit can't be real. 806 01:00:58,368 --> 01:01:00,598 - It'll get you high. - What? 807 01:01:00,670 --> 01:01:04,538 - I said, it'll get you high. - [ Alabama ] Hey, we got cable. 808 01:01:04,607 --> 01:01:07,201 - You want some wine, sweetheart? - Yeah, just a little bit. 809 01:01:07,277 --> 01:01:10,474 I'm not much of a wine gal. 810 01:01:10,547 --> 01:01:14,381 This stuff is fucking real. This is fucking real, Clarence. 811 01:01:14,451 --> 01:01:18,979 - I certainly hope so. - You've got a hell of a lot of cocaine here, man. 812 01:01:19,055 --> 01:01:22,547 - I know. - Do you realize how much fucking coke you have here? 813 01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:24,559 No. Tell me. 814 01:01:24,627 --> 01:01:28,290 I don't know, but it's a fucking lot. 815 01:01:28,365 --> 01:01:30,629 This is-- This is Drexl's coke? 816 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:33,168 No, Drexl's dead, you see. It's Clarence's coke. 817 01:01:33,236 --> 01:01:35,329 And Clarence, he can do whatever he wants with it. 818 01:01:35,405 --> 01:01:37,396 What Clarence wants to do is to sell it. 819 01:01:37,474 --> 01:01:40,932 Then me and 'Bama, we're gonna jump a jet plane and spend the rest of our lives spending it. 820 01:01:41,011 --> 01:01:43,241 You got my letter? You lined up buyers for me? 821 01:01:43,313 --> 01:01:47,113 - Listen, Clarence, I'm not Joe Cocaine, okay? - You're an actor. 822 01:01:47,183 --> 01:01:49,481 I hear these Hollywood guys get it delivered to the set all the time. 823 01:01:49,552 --> 01:01:51,816 Well, they do, all right? They do. 824 01:01:51,888 --> 01:01:55,790 And maybe one day, when I start being a successful actor, I'll be like one of those guys. 825 01:01:55,859 --> 01:01:59,192 But until that day, I ain't got nothing. 826 01:01:59,262 --> 01:02:03,289 I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is fucking Floyd. 827 01:02:03,366 --> 01:02:06,130 If you want me to help you sell a little bit at a time, that's all I can do. 828 01:02:06,202 --> 01:02:08,693 No, no. None of that little-bit-at-a-time shit. 829 01:02:08,772 --> 01:02:11,639 It's got to be the whole enchilada in one shot, and that's the way it's gotta be. 830 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:14,609 Clarence, do you have any idea how difficult that's gonna be? 831 01:02:14,677 --> 01:02:16,941 What the fuck are you talking about? 832 01:02:17,013 --> 01:02:20,176 I'm offering half a million dollars' worth of white for 200 grand. That's difficult? 833 01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:24,152 Very difficult. That's very difficult, do you understand? 834 01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:27,781 It's difficult because you're selling to a particular group. 835 01:02:27,857 --> 01:02:31,520 Fat cats. Big shots. Guys who can afford $200,000. 836 01:02:31,594 --> 01:02:33,994 And guys who can use a whole fucking suitcase full of cocaine. 837 01:02:34,064 --> 01:02:36,191 Basically, Clarence, guys I don't know. 838 01:02:36,266 --> 01:02:41,033 And guys you don't know. And more importantly, they don't know you. 839 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,974 Come on, Dick. 840 01:02:51,147 --> 01:02:54,639 Okay, Clarence. Listen. 841 01:02:54,717 --> 01:02:58,619 There's one guy that I know that can help you out, Clarence, 842 01:02:58,688 --> 01:03:01,680 but... I'm not guaranteeing you anything. 843 01:03:01,758 --> 01:03:04,522 Is he big league? 844 01:03:04,594 --> 01:03:08,189 No. He's not big league. Okay? 845 01:03:08,264 --> 01:03:13,634 But he works as an assistant to a very big movie producer named Lee Donowitz. 846 01:03:13,703 --> 01:03:16,729 Lee Donowitz could afford and can use... 847 01:03:16,806 --> 01:03:19,240 $200,000 worth of coke, 848 01:03:19,309 --> 01:03:22,710 - being that that's what you have. - So what did you tell him? 849 01:03:24,647 --> 01:03:26,740 What the fuck you expect me to tell him, huh? 850 01:03:26,816 --> 01:03:29,216 I didn't know what the hell was bullshit and what wasn't. 851 01:03:29,285 --> 01:03:32,618 And besides, Floyd smoked the second page of the letter. Okay? 852 01:03:32,689 --> 01:03:35,453 What's this acting class guy's name? 853 01:03:35,525 --> 01:03:37,254 Elliot. 854 01:03:37,327 --> 01:03:39,261 Elliot what? 855 01:03:39,329 --> 01:03:42,457 Elliot Blitzer. 856 01:03:42,532 --> 01:03:44,693 Okay, we'll get him on the phone and we'll arrange a meeting... 857 01:03:44,767 --> 01:03:47,235 so we can get through all this getting-to-know-you stuff. 858 01:03:49,038 --> 01:03:52,371 - Where? - Where should we meet? 859 01:03:55,578 --> 01:03:58,411 - Roller coaster. - Roller coasters. 860 01:04:03,286 --> 01:04:06,744 So, you got, uh--you got $500,000 worth of cola... 861 01:04:06,823 --> 01:04:08,757 that you're unloading for $200,000. 862 01:04:08,825 --> 01:04:12,420 - You want an animal cracker? - Um, thanks. 863 01:04:14,063 --> 01:04:16,293 Wait. Save the gorillas. 864 01:04:16,366 --> 01:04:18,300 Thanks. 865 01:04:18,368 --> 01:04:20,495 That's all right. Anyway, thanks. 866 01:04:20,570 --> 01:04:25,405 So, you got--you got $500,000 worth of cola... 867 01:04:25,475 --> 01:04:27,875 that you're unloading for $200,000. 868 01:04:27,944 --> 01:04:31,277 "Unloading." That is a hell of a way to describe the bargain of a lifetime. 869 01:04:31,347 --> 01:04:33,508 Where did you get it? 870 01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:36,074 Where did I get it? 871 01:04:36,152 --> 01:04:38,177 I, uh-- I grow it on my windowsill. 872 01:04:38,254 --> 01:04:41,587 See, the light's really good up there. I'm up high enough off the street... 873 01:04:41,658 --> 01:04:43,592 so you can't see it. 874 01:04:43,660 --> 01:04:45,491 - It works perfectly. - Yeah. 875 01:04:46,930 --> 01:04:49,455 Where, really-- where does it come from? 876 01:04:49,532 --> 01:04:52,330 - Where does it come from? Coca leaves. - Yeah. 877 01:04:52,402 --> 01:04:55,337 - You know what? I'm out of here. - Elliot, chill out. 878 01:04:55,405 --> 01:04:58,101 Sit down here. All right? We're both here. 879 01:04:58,174 --> 01:05:02,577 We might as well enjoy the ride. I'll tell you, okay? But keep it quiet. 880 01:05:02,645 --> 01:05:05,443 If Dick didn't ensure me you're good people, I'd just tell you, "None of your fucking business." 881 01:05:05,515 --> 01:05:08,848 - Okay, okay, okay. - This is gonna be fun. 882 01:05:08,918 --> 01:05:10,852 Let's go! 883 01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:13,787 [ Clarence ] The truth of the matter is, I got a friend in the department. 884 01:05:13,856 --> 01:05:15,619 What department? 885 01:05:15,692 --> 01:05:19,321 "What department?" What do you think, eight ball? 886 01:05:19,395 --> 01:05:22,592 - The police department? - Give the man a prize! 887 01:05:22,665 --> 01:05:26,101 About a year and a half ago, this friend of mine got access to the evidence room, 888 01:05:26,169 --> 01:05:29,161 and he snagged this coke, but he's a good cop with a wife and a kid. 889 01:05:29,239 --> 01:05:31,173 So he held on to it for about a year and a half, 890 01:05:31,241 --> 01:05:34,039 - until he found a guy he could trust. - And he trusts you? 891 01:05:34,110 --> 01:05:38,979 Yeah. We were in 4-H together. We've known each other since childhood. I'm handling sales. 892 01:05:39,048 --> 01:05:42,142 He's my silent partner. He knows if I get fucked up, I won't drop dime on him. 893 01:05:42,218 --> 01:05:44,846 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Okay? Now, no further, you understand? 894 01:05:44,921 --> 01:05:47,947 He's kind of paranoid. I didn't tell you nothing. You didn't hear nothing. 895 01:05:48,024 --> 01:05:49,958 I didn't hear nothing! 896 01:05:50,026 --> 01:05:51,960 Here we go! 897 01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,990 Ride it out, baby! 898 01:06:09,345 --> 01:06:11,404 Yeah! 899 01:06:11,481 --> 01:06:15,781 We're going in for another one! Hang on, Elliot! Whoo! 900 01:06:29,632 --> 01:06:33,398 Oh, yeah, we got this puppy. This was a good idea. 901 01:06:39,542 --> 01:06:41,976 Elliot looks a little green. 902 01:06:47,216 --> 01:06:50,379 Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits... 903 01:06:50,453 --> 01:06:53,445 and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? 904 01:06:53,523 --> 01:06:55,457 What? 905 01:06:55,525 --> 01:06:58,085 Do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits... 906 01:06:58,161 --> 01:07:00,129 and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? 907 01:07:00,196 --> 01:07:02,130 No. 908 01:07:02,198 --> 01:07:04,894 No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? 909 01:07:04,967 --> 01:07:07,561 - What, you wanna fuck me? - [ Dick ] Clarence. 910 01:07:07,637 --> 01:07:09,901 - He's sick. - Let me handle this, all right? 911 01:07:09,972 --> 01:07:12,907 Look. You know what? Just get it straight. 912 01:07:12,975 --> 01:07:17,241 Lee is not into taking risks, okay? 913 01:07:17,313 --> 01:07:21,647 He's got a couple of guys. He's been dealing with them for years. 914 01:07:21,718 --> 01:07:24,983 They're reliable, they're dependable, and they're safe. 915 01:07:25,054 --> 01:07:27,454 Riddle me this, Batman. 916 01:07:27,523 --> 01:07:30,617 If you're all so much in love with each other, what the hell are you doing here? 917 01:07:30,693 --> 01:07:32,627 I'm sure you got better things to do with your time... 918 01:07:32,695 --> 01:07:35,630 than hang around upside down on a roller coaster all day. 919 01:07:35,698 --> 01:07:39,065 Your guy is interested because with that much shit at his fingertips, 920 01:07:39,135 --> 01:07:41,501 he could play Joe-fucking-Hollywood until the wheels come off. 921 01:07:41,571 --> 01:07:43,835 He can sell it. He can snort it. 922 01:07:43,906 --> 01:07:46,374 He can play Santa Claus with it as far as I'm concerned. 923 01:07:46,442 --> 01:07:49,411 At the price he's paying, he's gonna be able to afford to just throw it around. 924 01:07:49,479 --> 01:07:52,004 He's gonna be everybody's best friend, all right? 925 01:07:52,081 --> 01:07:54,015 I mean, I'm not putting him down here. 926 01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:56,017 It's his money. Let him do whatever the hell he wants. 927 01:07:56,085 --> 01:07:58,019 But don't expect me and my friends to hang around forever, 928 01:07:58,087 --> 01:08:01,955 waiting for you guys to grow some guts. 929 01:08:03,025 --> 01:08:04,856 [ Phone Ringing ] 930 01:08:04,927 --> 01:08:07,452 - Yeah, hello? - Hi, Lee. 931 01:08:07,530 --> 01:08:11,626 Elliot, it's Sunday. Can you tell me why I'm talking to you on Sunday? 932 01:08:11,701 --> 01:08:14,226 I don't see enough of you all week, I gotta talk to you on Sunday too? 933 01:08:14,303 --> 01:08:18,205 I'm with that party that you wanted me to get together with, Lee. 934 01:08:18,274 --> 01:08:20,333 - You know who I'm talking about? - I don't believe this. 935 01:08:20,410 --> 01:08:24,176 Elliot, why the hell are you talking to me on my phone about that? 936 01:08:24,247 --> 01:08:27,512 Well, because I'm standing-- I'm standing with the guy, 937 01:08:27,583 --> 01:08:29,517 and he insists on talking to you. 938 01:08:29,585 --> 01:08:31,746 Are you out of your fucking mind? 939 01:08:33,256 --> 01:08:37,693 He said that if I didn't get you on the phone, he would-- 940 01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:40,888 Hello, Lee. It's Clarence. At last we speak. 941 01:08:40,963 --> 01:08:43,488 First of all, Lee, I'm a really big fan of yours. 942 01:08:43,566 --> 01:08:46,160 That's why I wanna open Dr.Zhivago in L.A. 943 01:08:46,235 --> 01:08:48,203 And I need you and your abilities to distribute it. 944 01:08:48,271 --> 01:08:51,468 Uh, Clarence. Uh-- 945 01:08:51,541 --> 01:08:54,999 I don't know, Clarence. Dr.Zhivago is a pretty big movie. 946 01:08:55,077 --> 01:08:57,307 The biggest movie you've ever dealt with, Lee. 947 01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:59,314 We're talking a lot of film here. 948 01:08:59,382 --> 01:09:02,874 A man would have to be an idiot not to be a little bit cautious about a movie like that. 949 01:09:02,952 --> 01:09:04,886 And, Lee, you are no idiot. 950 01:09:04,954 --> 01:09:07,422 No, no. I'm not saying I'm not interested, Clarence. 951 01:09:07,490 --> 01:09:10,857 Being a distributor is not what I'm all about. I'm a movie producer, you know? 952 01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:12,861 I am on this earth to make good movies. 953 01:09:12,929 --> 01:09:15,727 Nothing more and nothing-- well, maybe less sometimes. 954 01:09:15,798 --> 01:09:17,732 Hey! 955 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,360 Choose a fucking lane! 956 01:09:20,436 --> 01:09:23,405 No, not you. Just some idiot-- Don't give me the finger! 957 01:09:23,473 --> 01:09:25,998 I'll fucking have you killed! 958 01:09:26,075 --> 01:09:29,602 The bottom line is, I am not Paramount. You know what I'm saying? 959 01:09:29,679 --> 01:09:31,647 I got a select few distributors I deal with. 960 01:09:31,714 --> 01:09:34,512 I buy their little movies, and I accomplish what I wanna accomplish... 961 01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:36,518 and get the fuck out of there. 962 01:09:36,586 --> 01:09:38,816 Very businesslike, very easy and very little risk, Clarence. 963 01:09:38,888 --> 01:09:42,380 Lee, we're talking Dr.Zhivago. This will be packing 'em in for a year and a half. 964 01:09:42,458 --> 01:09:44,392 Two years. That is two years you're not gonna have to deal... 965 01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:46,394 with anybody else's movie but mine. 966 01:09:46,462 --> 01:09:49,625 Nobody's but yours. Well, what is the rush here? 967 01:09:49,699 --> 01:09:52,793 I just wanna be able to announce this deal at Cannes. 968 01:09:52,869 --> 01:09:56,896 If I had time for a courtship, Lee, I would. I'd take you out, hold your hand, kiss your cheek. 969 01:09:56,973 --> 01:09:58,907 But I'm not in that position. 970 01:09:58,975 --> 01:10:02,206 I need to know right now if you and I are in bed together or not. 971 01:10:02,278 --> 01:10:06,078 If you want my movie, you're gonna have to come to terms with your fear and desire. 972 01:10:06,148 --> 01:10:09,675 Uh-huh. Fear and desire, huh, Clarence? 973 01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:15,186 Don't you know that my films have grossed more than 2.8 billion, Clarence? 974 01:10:15,258 --> 01:10:18,989 - Let me talk to Elliot. Let me talk to Elliot. - You wanna talk to Elliot? 975 01:10:19,061 --> 01:10:21,859 Elliot, he wants to talk to you. 976 01:10:23,866 --> 01:10:27,199 - Hi, Lee. - Elliot, where do you know this guy from? 977 01:10:27,270 --> 01:10:29,966 He's, uh-- He's a friend of Dick's, remember? 978 01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:31,973 Who the fuck is Dick? 979 01:10:33,576 --> 01:10:38,138 You-- You-- You want me to... suck his dick? 980 01:10:38,214 --> 01:10:41,047 - No. Who the fuck is Dick? - Oh, who the fuck is Dick? 981 01:10:41,117 --> 01:10:43,915 - Yeah. - Dick is my friend. He's in my acting class. 982 01:10:43,986 --> 01:10:48,389 - You told him I'm an actor? - Is he any good? Is he talented? 983 01:10:48,457 --> 01:10:51,290 Really? How does Dick know this guy? 984 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,329 - Tell him-- - They-- They grew up together. 985 01:10:54,397 --> 01:10:57,992 Okay, uh, Wednesday at the hotel, 3:00. 986 01:10:58,067 --> 01:11:00,001 Bring the whole fucking cast, all right? 987 01:11:00,069 --> 01:11:04,005 Elliot, don't call me here anymore, especially not on Sunday, all right? 988 01:11:04,073 --> 01:11:06,507 - What did he say? - Just hold on a second. 989 01:11:06,576 --> 01:11:08,976 - Did you tell him-- - Shut up for a second. Hey, you guys. 990 01:11:09,045 --> 01:11:10,979 This is what's gonna happen. 991 01:11:11,047 --> 01:11:14,847 3:00, Beverly Ambassador. He wants to see everybody. Okay? 992 01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:18,648 And he'll talk to you. If after talking to you he likes you, 993 01:11:18,721 --> 01:11:20,655 wants to deal with you, he'll deal with you. 994 01:11:20,723 --> 01:11:23,886 If he doesn't, he'll say fuck you, and he'll walk out of the room. 995 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,894 - Did you tell him-- - Shut up for a second. 996 01:11:25,962 --> 01:11:28,157 And he wants a sample bag. 997 01:11:28,230 --> 01:11:30,664 - No problem on all counts. - Great. 998 01:11:30,733 --> 01:11:33,099 Did you tell him I was an actor? 999 01:11:33,169 --> 01:11:36,070 - Yes, I told him. - You told him I was good? 1000 01:11:36,138 --> 01:11:38,368 Yeah, I lied. 1001 01:11:38,608 --> 01:11:41,042 [ TV Playing ] 1002 01:11:53,489 --> 01:11:55,719 - Hi. - How you doing? 1003 01:11:55,791 --> 01:11:58,487 - Oh, pretty good. - You Dick? Dick Ritchie? 1004 01:11:58,561 --> 01:12:01,121 No. No, he's not here right now. 1005 01:12:03,265 --> 01:12:06,428 - You live here? - Yes, I do. 1006 01:12:06,502 --> 01:12:08,970 You're sort of, uh, roommates? 1007 01:12:09,038 --> 01:12:10,972 Exactly roommates. 1008 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:13,372 Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for a friend of mine. 1009 01:12:13,442 --> 01:12:15,376 - Sure. - Clarence Worley from Detroit? 1010 01:12:15,444 --> 01:12:19,073 - He's traveling with a real pretty girl named Alabama? - Oh, yeah, man, I know 'em. 1011 01:12:19,148 --> 01:12:21,082 - They've been by here. - You've seen 'em? 1012 01:12:21,150 --> 01:12:23,084 - Mm-hmm. - They staying here? 1013 01:12:23,152 --> 01:12:25,313 No, they're staying at the... 1014 01:12:25,388 --> 01:12:27,982 Safari Motor-- Motel Inn. 1015 01:12:28,057 --> 01:12:31,390 - Safari Motel. - Safari Motel? 1016 01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:33,792 Yeah. 1017 01:12:33,863 --> 01:12:36,093 How do you know that? Have you been over there? 1018 01:12:36,165 --> 01:12:38,565 No. They were here, 1019 01:12:38,634 --> 01:12:42,764 and they said that they were going to go there. 1020 01:12:42,838 --> 01:12:44,772 Then they went. 1021 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,775 - Yeah? - Yeah. Safari-- Safari Motel. 1022 01:12:47,843 --> 01:12:49,777 - Safari Motel. - Uh-huh. 1023 01:12:49,845 --> 01:12:52,109 Hey, you wanna watch some TV? They might be back here. 1024 01:12:52,181 --> 01:12:54,581 - No. No, thank you. Thank you, though. - Okay. 1025 01:12:54,650 --> 01:12:57,778 - You take care. I might be back. - Yeah. 1026 01:12:57,853 --> 01:13:00,822 Good. Be cool. 1027 01:13:03,292 --> 01:13:06,090 Don't condescend to me, man. 1028 01:13:06,162 --> 01:13:09,131 I'll fucking kill you, man. 1029 01:13:15,471 --> 01:13:18,634 I'm so proud of you. Did I do my part okay? 1030 01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:21,802 - Alabama, you were perfect. - Like a ninja? 1031 01:13:21,877 --> 01:13:23,970 Like a ninja. I'm gonna go grab us something to eat. 1032 01:13:25,648 --> 01:13:28,845 I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all wet and slippery and soapy... 1033 01:13:28,918 --> 01:13:32,046 and hop in that water bed and watch X-rated movies... 1034 01:13:32,121 --> 01:13:34,521 till you get your ass back in my lovin' arms. 1035 01:13:37,727 --> 01:13:40,127 Hurry back now. 1036 01:13:46,936 --> 01:13:49,837 We now return to Bullitt, already in progress. 1037 01:13:54,710 --> 01:13:57,474 You give your love 1038 01:13:57,546 --> 01:14:00,276 So sweetly 1039 01:14:00,349 --> 01:14:02,249 Hi. 1040 01:14:02,318 --> 01:14:05,481 [ Giggles ] Hi! 1041 01:14:05,554 --> 01:14:07,488 Hi. 1042 01:14:15,097 --> 01:14:17,930 - Cigarette? - No. 1043 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,332 [ Giggles ] 1044 01:14:22,905 --> 01:14:24,839 That's a very nice outfit. 1045 01:14:24,907 --> 01:14:27,239 Oh. This? 1046 01:14:28,577 --> 01:14:32,775 I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada. 1047 01:14:42,358 --> 01:14:46,624 Alabama, where's our coke, and, uh, where's Clarence? 1048 01:14:46,695 --> 01:14:49,425 When's he coming back? 1049 01:14:49,498 --> 01:14:51,523 I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong room. 1050 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:53,864 My name is Sadie. 1051 01:14:55,805 --> 01:14:59,707 We don't have any Coke, but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. 1052 01:14:59,775 --> 01:15:03,233 I don't know anybody named Clarence, but perhaps my husband does. 1053 01:15:03,312 --> 01:15:05,837 You can ask him, 'cause he'll be home in a minute. 1054 01:15:05,915 --> 01:15:08,042 He plays football. 1055 01:15:09,919 --> 01:15:13,150 He's just at practice. 1056 01:15:21,363 --> 01:15:24,332 - Give me your hand. - Okay. 1057 01:15:30,406 --> 01:15:32,465 You are unbelievably cute. 1058 01:15:32,541 --> 01:15:36,102 Thank you. Thanks. 1059 01:15:38,447 --> 01:15:40,608 Let me see those eyes. 1060 01:15:42,585 --> 01:15:45,076 What a face. 1061 01:15:47,022 --> 01:15:49,786 Do me a favor. Turn around for me. 1062 01:15:49,859 --> 01:15:51,793 Okay. 1063 01:15:51,861 --> 01:15:53,795 No, go the other way. 1064 01:15:53,863 --> 01:15:56,593 Okay. 1065 01:15:59,034 --> 01:16:01,468 [ Humming ] 1066 01:16:12,715 --> 01:16:15,684 - Ooh. That hurts, don't it? - Uh-huh. 1067 01:16:15,751 --> 01:16:19,278 Get on your feet, sweetie. You ain't hurt that bad. 1068 01:16:21,523 --> 01:16:26,119 Now, where's our coke? Where's Clarence? And when's he coming back? 1069 01:16:26,195 --> 01:16:29,062 Okay. Okay. 1070 01:16:32,134 --> 01:16:33,692 Fuck you. 1071 01:16:35,471 --> 01:16:38,531 Fuck me. 1072 01:16:44,146 --> 01:16:47,081 What's the matter, baby, huh? 1073 01:16:47,149 --> 01:16:49,811 Can't breathe? 1074 01:16:49,885 --> 01:16:52,911 [ Groaning ] 1075 01:16:52,988 --> 01:16:56,253 You better get used to that. 1076 01:16:56,325 --> 01:16:59,988 - Mmm. Smells like hamburgers in here. - Hi. 1077 01:17:00,062 --> 01:17:02,826 Tell me, what is the biggest, fattest hamburger you guys got? 1078 01:17:02,898 --> 01:17:05,366 That would be Steve's double chili cheeseburger. 1079 01:17:05,434 --> 01:17:08,062 - Give me two of them bad boys, two chili fries... - Uh-huh. 1080 01:17:08,137 --> 01:17:12,733 - and, uh, two large Diet Cokes. - Anything else? 1081 01:17:15,110 --> 01:17:19,012 Come here. Look at yourself! Look! Take a good look! 1082 01:17:19,081 --> 01:17:23,381 You think your boyfriend would go for this shit? If you do, you're fucking stupid. 1083 01:17:23,452 --> 01:17:27,286 You're a very pretty girl, but you ain't gonna be very pretty for very long. 1084 01:17:27,356 --> 01:17:29,483 I'm gonna ask you a fucking question, 1085 01:17:29,558 --> 01:17:32,527 and you give me the right fucking answer! 1086 01:17:32,594 --> 01:17:34,687 Now, 1087 01:17:34,763 --> 01:17:36,890 where's my coke? 1088 01:17:42,338 --> 01:17:45,432 Turn around. Turn around. 1089 01:17:45,507 --> 01:17:47,441 Answer me! 1090 01:17:51,613 --> 01:17:55,049 - Come on. - Mmm-- 1091 01:17:57,152 --> 01:18:00,610 - You got a lot of heart, kid. - [ Laughing ] 1092 01:18:02,691 --> 01:18:05,319 [ Clarence ] Now, that is a great issue. 1093 01:18:05,394 --> 01:18:09,091 You gotten to the story on Elvis yet? 1094 01:18:09,164 --> 01:18:11,826 No, I hadn't. 1095 01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:14,266 That is probably the single best piece I have ever read on Elvis Presley... 1096 01:18:14,336 --> 01:18:17,134 in my entire life. 1097 01:18:17,206 --> 01:18:21,666 Look. It tries to pin down what the attraction is after all these years. 1098 01:18:21,744 --> 01:18:23,769 It covers the whole spectrum. 1099 01:18:23,846 --> 01:18:27,646 Talks to the fans, people who grew up with him, people who love his music. 1100 01:18:27,716 --> 01:18:30,742 Then there's the fanatics. Right? 1101 01:18:30,819 --> 01:18:34,721 I don't know about you, but they give me the creeps. 1102 01:18:34,790 --> 01:18:37,816 - Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean. - I mean, look at her. 1103 01:18:37,893 --> 01:18:41,624 It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. 1104 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:47,592 [ Coughing ] 1105 01:18:49,204 --> 01:18:52,799 Now, the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. 1106 01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:58,143 I don't give a shit if you're fucking wired up or Jack the Ripper. 1107 01:19:04,453 --> 01:19:08,219 Remember that guy in Texas? The guy in that fucking tower, killed all them people? 1108 01:19:09,858 --> 01:19:13,294 I bet you green money, that first little black dot he took a bead on, 1109 01:19:13,362 --> 01:19:15,830 that was the bitch of the bunch. 1110 01:19:17,032 --> 01:19:19,865 First one is tough. No fucking fooling. 1111 01:19:19,935 --> 01:19:23,200 The second one ain't no fucking Mardi Gras either, 1112 01:19:23,272 --> 01:19:28,608 but it's better than the first, 'cause you still feel the same thing, except it's diluted. 1113 01:19:28,677 --> 01:19:31,646 You know, it's-- it's better. 1114 01:19:31,713 --> 01:19:33,647 I threw up on the first one. You believe that? 1115 01:19:33,715 --> 01:19:37,048 - [ Groans ] - Then the third one-- 1116 01:19:37,119 --> 01:19:40,282 The third one is easy. You level right off. 1117 01:19:42,825 --> 01:19:45,487 That's no problem. Now-- 1118 01:19:45,561 --> 01:19:47,495 Shit. 1119 01:19:47,563 --> 01:19:50,999 Now I do it just to watch their fucking expression change. 1120 01:20:00,776 --> 01:20:03,370 I don't fucking believe it. 1121 01:20:03,445 --> 01:20:06,175 Did you put it under the bed? 1122 01:20:06,248 --> 01:20:09,081 Uh-huh. [ Laughing ] 1123 01:20:09,151 --> 01:20:12,279 I can't believe it. You put it under the fucking bed. 1124 01:20:12,354 --> 01:20:15,084 I didn't look under the fucking bed. 1125 01:20:19,728 --> 01:20:21,662 I can't believe you put it under the fuckin' bed, 1126 01:20:21,730 --> 01:20:24,255 and I can't believe I didn't look under the fuckin' bed. 1127 01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:26,460 I'm gettin' fuckin' old. 1128 01:20:26,535 --> 01:20:28,765 [ Cackles ] Journey's end, baby. 1129 01:20:28,837 --> 01:20:31,431 Snow at the end of the rainbow. 1130 01:20:31,507 --> 01:20:33,532 [ Groans ] 1131 01:20:33,609 --> 01:20:36,407 One less thing I gotta fuckin' worry about. 1132 01:20:40,015 --> 01:20:43,473 [ Coughing ] 1133 01:20:46,355 --> 01:20:48,289 This is it, baby. 1134 01:20:48,357 --> 01:20:50,882 Moment of truth. 1135 01:20:52,528 --> 01:20:54,462 [ Cocks Gun ] 1136 01:20:54,530 --> 01:20:57,499 [ Breathing Heavily ] 1137 01:20:57,566 --> 01:20:59,500 [ Chuckles ] 1138 01:21:00,702 --> 01:21:02,636 You got a lot of heart, kid. You know that? 1139 01:21:02,704 --> 01:21:04,831 [ Whimpering ] 1140 01:21:04,907 --> 01:21:06,841 Wanna play? 1141 01:21:06,909 --> 01:21:09,935 Hmm? Is that what you want? 1142 01:21:10,012 --> 01:21:12,742 - [ Grunts ] - You wanna play with Daddy? 1143 01:21:12,814 --> 01:21:16,079 Come on. Come on. I'll give you one shot 'cause I like you. 1144 01:21:16,151 --> 01:21:19,245 Stick it in me, baby. Come on. Stick it in Daddy. 1145 01:21:19,321 --> 01:21:23,121 Stick it in me. Go ahead. 1146 01:21:23,192 --> 01:21:25,422 - Come on! Come on! Come on! - [ Screaming ] 1147 01:21:25,494 --> 01:21:27,655 [ Screaming ] 1148 01:21:32,067 --> 01:21:33,694 [ Groaning ] Motherfucker! 1149 01:21:46,114 --> 01:21:50,642 - All right. No more Mr. Fuckin' Nice Guy. - Oh, God. 1150 01:21:54,690 --> 01:21:57,454 [ Screaming ] 1151 01:21:57,526 --> 01:22:00,051 What do you think of that, baby? [ Cackles ] 1152 01:22:00,128 --> 01:22:04,861 - What do you think about that? What do you think about that? - Wait! Wait! 1153 01:22:04,933 --> 01:22:06,867 - What? - [ Laughing ] 1154 01:22:06,935 --> 01:22:10,462 - Hey, what the fuck are you laughing at? - You look ridiculous! 1155 01:22:10,539 --> 01:22:12,336 [ Laughing Continues ] 1156 01:22:14,710 --> 01:22:18,373 Come here! I look fuckin' ridiculous? Get up! Laugh it up! 1157 01:22:18,447 --> 01:22:22,543 Come on, laugh it up! You were in hysterics a minute ago! Laugh! 1158 01:22:22,618 --> 01:22:24,984 - You like that, don't you? - Fuck you! 1159 01:22:25,053 --> 01:22:26,884 Shit! Fuck! 1160 01:22:26,955 --> 01:22:29,480 [ Shouting ] 1161 01:22:31,126 --> 01:22:33,594 - [ Screaming ] - [ Groans ] 1162 01:22:38,934 --> 01:22:41,869 - [ Screaming ] - [ Screaming ] 1163 01:22:52,514 --> 01:22:54,948 [ Shouting ] 1164 01:22:58,820 --> 01:23:01,755 [ Sobbing ] 1165 01:23:01,823 --> 01:23:03,757 [ Screaming ] 1166 01:23:26,848 --> 01:23:30,841 Fuck! Come on. We gotta go. Baby, we gotta go. 1167 01:23:30,919 --> 01:23:32,853 - [ Screams ] - Jesus Christ! 1168 01:23:32,921 --> 01:23:35,116 Come on, darlin'. We gotta get the fuck out of here. 1169 01:23:35,190 --> 01:23:37,317 - [ Sobbing ] - Come on. Shh! 1170 01:23:37,392 --> 01:23:39,758 Come on. The cops are gonna be here any fuckin' second. 1171 01:23:39,828 --> 01:23:41,489 Fuck! 1172 01:23:41,563 --> 01:23:43,588 Fuck! Come on. 1173 01:23:43,665 --> 01:23:46,293 Fuck. Come on. I'm sorry. 1174 01:23:51,707 --> 01:23:53,732 [ Horn Honking ] 1175 01:23:59,514 --> 01:24:02,813 Fuck! Fuck! 1176 01:24:02,884 --> 01:24:04,852 I'm sorry. Oh, fuck! 1177 01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:06,854 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1178 01:24:06,922 --> 01:24:09,789 - [ Horn Honking ] - Get the fuck out of the way! 1179 01:24:10,025 --> 01:24:13,256 Those eyes, those thighs They're part 1180 01:24:13,328 --> 01:24:16,263 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1181 01:24:19,835 --> 01:24:23,168 - [ Siren Wailing ] - Oh, fuck! 1182 01:24:23,238 --> 01:24:25,172 - Fuck! - [ Screams ] What? 1183 01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:29,040 I don't fuckin' believe this! Goddamn it! I fucking knew it! 1184 01:24:29,111 --> 01:24:31,045 [ Siren Continues ] 1185 01:24:41,890 --> 01:24:44,984 I should have my goddamn head examined for driving like this. 1186 01:24:45,060 --> 01:24:49,292 Look, Carla-- Kandi, you've gotta help me. 1187 01:24:49,364 --> 01:24:51,958 - What can I do? - Take this. Hold this. 1188 01:24:52,033 --> 01:24:54,797 - What, are you high? No. - Fucking put this in your purse. 1189 01:24:54,870 --> 01:24:57,395 - I'm not gonna put that shit in my purse. - He's not gonna search you. 1190 01:24:57,472 --> 01:24:59,702 You didn't do anything. Just put it in your bra. 1191 01:24:59,775 --> 01:25:04,803 - I'm not wearing one. - Please! He's almost here! Just put it in your pants! 1192 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:08,714 - No. - You are the one that wanted to drive fast. 1193 01:25:08,784 --> 01:25:11,480 Read my lips. No! 1194 01:25:11,553 --> 01:25:15,512 - After all I did for you, you fucking whore. - Asshole. 1195 01:25:15,590 --> 01:25:19,321 Who the fuck do you think you're-- [ Laughing Hysterically ] 1196 01:25:19,394 --> 01:25:21,157 [ Laughing Continues ] 1197 01:25:21,229 --> 01:25:24,392 - [ Police Radio Chatter ] - Hi. 1198 01:25:24,466 --> 01:25:28,368 Look, dick-head, it's your bad luck that we caught you speeding, 1199 01:25:28,437 --> 01:25:31,065 and it's your bad luck that you had a bag of uncut cocaine. 1200 01:25:31,139 --> 01:25:34,108 - Not a tiny little vial. - A fuckin' baggy. 1201 01:25:34,176 --> 01:25:37,737 Hey, you got caught. It's all fun and fuckin' games till you get caught. 1202 01:25:37,813 --> 01:25:41,442 But now we got you, okay, Mr.Elliot Fuckin' Actor. You just made the big time. 1203 01:25:41,516 --> 01:25:43,882 - You're no longer an extra. - Or a bit player. 1204 01:25:43,952 --> 01:25:45,943 - Or a supporting actor. - You're a fuckin' star. 1205 01:25:46,021 --> 01:25:49,388 You're a fucking star, and you're gonna be playing your one-man show nightly... 1206 01:25:49,458 --> 01:25:53,417 for the next two fuckin' years for a captive audience! 1207 01:25:53,495 --> 01:25:56,259 Listen to this. You get out in a few years, meet some old lady, 1208 01:25:56,331 --> 01:25:59,129 you'll get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs... 1209 01:25:59,201 --> 01:26:01,465 because you'll know what it feels like to be a woman. 1210 01:26:01,536 --> 01:26:05,563 You'll only want to fuck her in the ass because that pussy won't be tight enough anymore. 1211 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:09,235 Good point, Detective. Right? Fuckin' faggot. 1212 01:26:09,311 --> 01:26:11,905 Krinkle, this is it. We got it, and it's all ours. 1213 01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:13,914 - You talk about fallin' into something. - We got it. 1214 01:26:13,982 --> 01:26:16,644 Will both you idiots shut up? I can't understand shit. 1215 01:26:16,718 --> 01:26:18,879 What happened? What are you talking about? 1216 01:26:18,954 --> 01:26:24,256 Okay. A patrol car pulls a guy over for speedin', right? Suspect's covered with coke. 1217 01:26:24,326 --> 01:26:26,556 They bring the suspect to me and Nicholson, and we go to work on him. 1218 01:26:26,628 --> 01:26:30,564 - "Nicholson and I." - What's the fuckin' difference? 1219 01:26:30,632 --> 01:26:33,624 So we go to work on the guy, and we know something's rotten in Denmark, 1220 01:26:33,702 --> 01:26:37,103 'cause this guy's fuckin' stupid, and he's got a big bag of coke and it's uncut. 1221 01:26:37,172 --> 01:26:40,664 And you ain't gonna fuckin' believe what he's got to say. 1222 01:26:40,742 --> 01:26:44,007 Seems a cop from some department-- we don't know which one-- 1223 01:26:44,079 --> 01:26:46,445 stole a half a million dollars of coke from the property cage. 1224 01:26:46,515 --> 01:26:48,574 Had been sittin' on the shit for a year and a half. 1225 01:26:48,650 --> 01:26:52,177 - The cops got this weirdo who's a front for him. - Suspect's words. 1226 01:26:52,254 --> 01:26:55,746 Our guy, Elliot Blitzer, he's making a deal between them and his boss, 1227 01:26:55,824 --> 01:26:59,123 a big-time fuckin' movie producer named Lee Donowitz. 1228 01:26:59,194 --> 01:27:01,719 He did the movie Coming Home in a Body Bag. 1229 01:27:01,796 --> 01:27:04,356 - A Vietnam movie? Good fuckin' movie. - Yeah. 1230 01:27:04,432 --> 01:27:06,866 - Fuckin' "A." - Great fuckin' movie. 1231 01:27:06,935 --> 01:27:09,699 - So, you believe him? - I believe he believes him. 1232 01:27:09,771 --> 01:27:12,262 This guy's too fuckin' rattled to be lyin'. He'd roll over... 1233 01:27:12,340 --> 01:27:16,504 on his mommy, daddy, two-pantied granny and the King of Siam if he had anything on them. 1234 01:27:16,578 --> 01:27:21,413 This guy was a sissy. This rabbit will do anything not to do any time. 1235 01:27:21,483 --> 01:27:24,179 You know what he'll do? He'll wear a wire. 1236 01:27:24,252 --> 01:27:27,483 - He'll wear a wire? - He'll wear a wire. We talked to him. 1237 01:27:29,858 --> 01:27:32,520 Dirty cops. We gotta get Internal Affairs on this. 1238 01:27:32,594 --> 01:27:35,461 I don't give a shit who you bring in. You can bring in the militia, L.A. Thunderbirds, 1239 01:27:35,530 --> 01:27:38,158 the ghost of Steve fuckin' McQueen, ten fuckin' Roman gladiators. 1240 01:27:38,233 --> 01:27:41,066 I don't give a shit as long as me and Todd get credit for the bust. 1241 01:27:41,136 --> 01:27:44,537 Listen, we found him. We just want the fuckin' collar. 1242 01:27:44,606 --> 01:27:46,471 That's it. End of story. 1243 01:27:47,976 --> 01:27:50,206 - You got it. - Fuckin' "A." 1244 01:27:54,649 --> 01:27:58,244 - Have I ever told you how much I hate airports? - Mm-mmm. 1245 01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:03,724 - See, I used to live by one back in Dearborn. - Uh-huh. 1246 01:28:03,792 --> 01:28:07,284 Really frustrating living next to an airport when you ain't got shit. 1247 01:28:07,362 --> 01:28:09,296 [ Groans ] 1248 01:28:10,765 --> 01:28:13,734 All day long I'm seeing and hearing people... 1249 01:28:13,802 --> 01:28:16,703 doing exactly what I wanna be doing but couldn't. 1250 01:28:16,771 --> 01:28:19,399 What? 1251 01:28:19,474 --> 01:28:22,705 - Starting new lives, leaving Detroit. - [ Chuckles ] 1252 01:28:22,777 --> 01:28:24,711 Vacations, business trips. 1253 01:28:24,779 --> 01:28:26,713 - Fun, fun, fun. - [ Groans ] 1254 01:28:26,781 --> 01:28:28,715 - You all right? - Mm-hmm. 1255 01:28:32,921 --> 01:28:36,482 You and me, we can jump on any one of those planes out there and go anywhere we want. 1256 01:28:36,558 --> 01:28:40,119 It gives me a whole new outlook. Love airports now. 1257 01:28:40,195 --> 01:28:42,789 Yeah, you ain't kiddin'. We got our lives to start over. 1258 01:28:42,864 --> 01:28:45,594 We should go somewhere where we can really start from scratch. 1259 01:28:45,667 --> 01:28:49,364 - I've been in America all my life. - [ Chuckles ] 1260 01:28:49,437 --> 01:28:51,837 I've always wanted to see what TV in other countries looks like. 1261 01:28:51,906 --> 01:28:55,398 Where do you think we should go, my little turtle dove? 1262 01:28:57,078 --> 01:28:59,273 Cancun. 1263 01:28:59,347 --> 01:29:01,577 Cancun? Why Cancun? 1264 01:29:01,650 --> 01:29:05,347 It's got a nice ring to it. It sounds like a movie. 1265 01:29:05,420 --> 01:29:08,617 Clarence and Alabama Go to Cancun. Don't you think? 1266 01:29:09,958 --> 01:29:13,257 In my movie, darling, you get top billing. 1267 01:29:14,396 --> 01:29:17,263 Don't you worry about nothin', all right? 1268 01:29:17,332 --> 01:29:20,199 It's all gonna work out for us. 1269 01:29:20,268 --> 01:29:22,202 We deserve it. 1270 01:29:33,982 --> 01:29:36,712 Floyd, you're sure that's how you get to the Beverly Ambassador? 1271 01:29:36,785 --> 01:29:39,982 Yeah, man, I'm positive. 1272 01:29:40,055 --> 01:29:43,149 - Yeah, well, if we get lost, that's your ass. - Clarence-- 1273 01:29:43,224 --> 01:29:46,421 - Why don't you get out of my beer and get a fuckin' job? - Yeah, okay. 1274 01:29:46,494 --> 01:29:48,018 - Can we go? - We're out the door. 1275 01:29:48,096 --> 01:29:50,428 I gotta meet Elliot in the lobby. I don't want to be late. 1276 01:29:50,498 --> 01:29:54,093 I just want to make sure we got everything. Let's go. 1277 01:29:54,169 --> 01:29:55,864 [ Chattering, Chuckling ] 1278 01:29:55,937 --> 01:29:57,871 - Yes? - I'm out. I'm out, Floyd. 1279 01:29:57,939 --> 01:29:59,873 - Are you here? No, he's not here. - I'm out. 1280 01:29:59,941 --> 01:30:02,535 - Wait, wait. Let me get this. - Come on! 1281 01:30:02,610 --> 01:30:05,602 - Okay, I-- Fuck! - Hello? 1282 01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:08,012 Hi, Catherine. I was just walkin' out-- 1283 01:30:08,083 --> 01:30:11,211 - What? - Do you know what time it is? 1284 01:30:11,286 --> 01:30:14,653 Serious? She said that? 1285 01:30:14,723 --> 01:30:16,520 What'd she say? Come on. 1286 01:30:16,591 --> 01:30:21,085 - Yo, Catherine, thank you. Thank you. - Ask him what time it is. 1287 01:30:21,162 --> 01:30:23,153 - You got the time? - I'm gonna talk to you tomorrow. 1288 01:30:23,231 --> 01:30:25,563 - Hey, man, can you get me some food? - All right. 1289 01:30:25,633 --> 01:30:28,830 Come on. We gotta go. Come on. 1290 01:30:28,903 --> 01:30:30,837 I got the part. 1291 01:30:30,905 --> 01:30:33,237 - Wow! - I got the part! 1292 01:30:33,308 --> 01:30:36,300 - That's great, man. - That's great. That's wonderful. 1293 01:30:36,377 --> 01:30:38,470 They didn't even want a callback. 1294 01:30:38,546 --> 01:30:41,242 I can't believe it. That's great. 1295 01:30:41,316 --> 01:30:43,978 That's so cool. Way to go. 1296 01:30:44,052 --> 01:30:46,145 - I got a 7:00 call. - That's great. 1297 01:30:46,221 --> 01:30:49,816 Come on, let's go. I want to hear all about it in the car, okay? Come on. 1298 01:30:49,891 --> 01:30:54,089 - Hey, Clarence. - What? 1299 01:30:55,663 --> 01:30:57,597 Nothin'. 1300 01:30:57,665 --> 01:31:00,259 - Forget it. - All right. Come on. 1301 01:31:00,335 --> 01:31:02,735 [ Alabama ] Come on! 1302 01:31:02,804 --> 01:31:05,705 Hey, get some-- get some beer... 1303 01:31:05,774 --> 01:31:08,174 - and some-- - [ Door Closes ] 1304 01:31:08,243 --> 01:31:10,404 and some cleaning products. 1305 01:31:11,479 --> 01:31:13,913 [ Man On TV ] His legacy lives on. 1306 01:31:13,982 --> 01:31:16,143 [ Man On TV ] That was Bob Henderson with a touchdown. 1307 01:31:16,217 --> 01:31:18,549 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1308 01:31:20,989 --> 01:31:23,617 I'm losin' a fuckin' fortune over here. 1309 01:31:25,994 --> 01:31:28,724 - [ Speaking Italian ] - [ Chuckling ] 1310 01:31:28,797 --> 01:31:30,628 [ Italian Continues ] 1311 01:31:30,698 --> 01:31:32,996 You talkin' to me, you fuckin' wop, you? 1312 01:31:33,067 --> 01:31:36,696 - [ Both Speaking Italian ] - Fuckin'-- 1313 01:31:48,383 --> 01:31:50,374 [ TV Continues ] 1314 01:31:54,789 --> 01:31:56,620 - [ Groaning ] - [ Nicholson ] You're okay. 1315 01:31:56,691 --> 01:31:58,625 - [ Dimes ] Put your jacket on. - Put your jacket on. 1316 01:31:58,693 --> 01:32:00,627 - Ready? - Yeah. 1317 01:32:00,695 --> 01:32:04,722 Put your jacket on. One sleeve at a time. 1318 01:32:04,799 --> 01:32:07,131 - It's a big game now, Elliot. - [ Exhales Forcefully ] 1319 01:32:07,202 --> 01:32:10,262 - It's okay. Come on. You all right? - No. 1320 01:32:10,338 --> 01:32:12,499 [ Chuckling ] Elliot, look at me. 1321 01:32:12,574 --> 01:32:14,508 Look at me. You comfortable? 1322 01:32:14,576 --> 01:32:17,477 Am I comfortable? I've got a, 1323 01:32:17,545 --> 01:32:21,106 like, you know, brick in... my scrotum. 1324 01:32:21,182 --> 01:32:24,674 That's the best place for it. If they pat you down, they're not gonna search your balls. 1325 01:32:24,752 --> 01:32:27,846 - Okay. You think they might see this, perhaps? - No, it's okay. 1326 01:32:27,922 --> 01:32:30,288 - When you stand up, it'll be okay. Elliot. - Okay. Yeah. 1327 01:32:30,358 --> 01:32:33,020 - Elliot, say something. - [ Exhales Forcefully ] 1328 01:32:33,094 --> 01:32:35,790 - Just-- - Okay. Hi. How are you? 1329 01:32:35,864 --> 01:32:38,697 My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. 1330 01:32:38,766 --> 01:32:44,170 We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. 1331 01:32:44,239 --> 01:32:46,833 - [ Dimes ] Just talk regular. - Stop fuckin' around. 1332 01:32:48,776 --> 01:32:51,472 - I can't believe I'm doing this. - You get that shit? 1333 01:32:51,546 --> 01:32:54,674 We're gonna be right down the hall, monitoring you the whole time. 1334 01:32:54,749 --> 01:32:57,217 What happens if somebody does something you can't hear, 1335 01:32:57,285 --> 01:32:59,776 like pulls out a gun and puts it to my fucking eye? 1336 01:32:59,854 --> 01:33:01,947 We've done this a thousand times. 1337 01:33:02,023 --> 01:33:04,651 We know what we're doing, okay? We're the best. 1338 01:33:04,726 --> 01:33:06,660 Now, listen. No fuckin' around. 1339 01:33:06,728 --> 01:33:09,526 Anything happens, we'll be in there like fuckin' gangbusters. 1340 01:33:09,597 --> 01:33:13,499 You gotta remember something. You don't wanna go to jail. Do you wanna go to jail? 1341 01:33:13,568 --> 01:33:15,536 No, I don't wanna go to jail. 1342 01:33:15,603 --> 01:33:19,039 So what do we gotta do? We gotta put your boss in jail, okay? 1343 01:33:19,107 --> 01:33:22,008 [ Dimes ] And to do that, we've got to show in court, 1344 01:33:22,076 --> 01:33:24,704 beyond a reasonable doubt, that this man, 1345 01:33:24,779 --> 01:33:27,714 a very respectable man in the Hollywood community, is also dealing cocaine. 1346 01:33:27,782 --> 01:33:31,240 - We've got to prove it in court, and you've gotta do it. - That's what we're doing here. 1347 01:33:31,319 --> 01:33:33,981 You're gonna be okay. You're not gonna get hurt. 1348 01:33:34,055 --> 01:33:37,422 So what you've gotta do-- you've gotta get him to admit... 1349 01:33:37,492 --> 01:33:39,517 - on tape, all right? - Uh-huh. 1350 01:33:39,594 --> 01:33:42,028 That he's buyin' this coke. Okay, champ? 1351 01:33:42,096 --> 01:33:44,963 - Get ahold of yourself. You'll be okay. - Okay. 1352 01:33:45,033 --> 01:33:47,160 I'm gonna get some coffee. 1353 01:33:49,771 --> 01:33:52,740 You really got that playin' basketball? 1354 01:33:52,807 --> 01:33:54,741 Yep, I got elbowed right in the eye. 1355 01:33:54,809 --> 01:33:59,246 Then, as it that's not enough, I got hurled the ball right when I'm not lookin'. Wham! 1356 01:33:59,314 --> 01:34:02,181 - Right in my face. - You should be careful. 1357 01:34:02,250 --> 01:34:05,276 - [ Both Chuckling ] - I should. 1358 01:34:17,098 --> 01:34:19,794 Clarence, what the fuck did you bring that for? 1359 01:34:19,867 --> 01:34:22,700 - In case. - In case of what? 1360 01:34:22,770 --> 01:34:25,364 I don't know. What the hell do you want me to say? 1361 01:34:25,440 --> 01:34:28,568 Look, Clarence, Lee Donowitz is not a pimp. 1362 01:34:28,643 --> 01:34:31,612 I know that. But one thing this last week has taught me, 1363 01:34:31,679 --> 01:34:35,615 it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it. 1364 01:34:35,683 --> 01:34:38,811 Paging Mr.Sherek. 1365 01:34:38,886 --> 01:34:40,945 - Sherek. - He's over at the bar. 1366 01:34:41,022 --> 01:34:43,320 There he is. 1367 01:34:44,792 --> 01:34:46,726 [ Exhaling ] 1368 01:34:51,666 --> 01:34:56,069 Elliot, your motivation is to stay out of jail. 1369 01:34:56,137 --> 01:34:58,935 - Easy, easy, easy. - Hey. 1370 01:35:00,475 --> 01:35:03,308 - Hi. - Hi. 1371 01:35:03,378 --> 01:35:05,437 I guess it's about that time, huh? 1372 01:35:05,513 --> 01:35:07,845 Yeah. 1373 01:35:07,915 --> 01:35:09,849 Here we go. 1374 01:35:10,952 --> 01:35:12,886 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1375 01:35:16,391 --> 01:35:18,325 [ Sighs ] 1376 01:35:18,393 --> 01:35:21,089 You're an actor. Act, motherfucker. 1377 01:35:27,468 --> 01:35:29,527 - Elliot? - Yeah? 1378 01:35:30,705 --> 01:35:33,265 - Get on your knees. - Oh, no. 1379 01:35:33,341 --> 01:35:37,277 - What? - I said, get on your fuckin' knees! 1380 01:35:37,345 --> 01:35:40,337 Shut the fuck up! I know what the fuck I'm doin'. 1381 01:35:40,415 --> 01:35:43,350 - You think I'm pretty fuckin' stupid, don't you? - No. 1382 01:35:43,418 --> 01:35:46,046 Don't you fuckin' lie to me, you motherfucker! 1383 01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:49,180 He's bluffing you, Elliot! Can't you see that? 1384 01:35:49,257 --> 01:35:52,385 I want to hear you say, "Clarence, you are--" 1385 01:35:52,460 --> 01:35:55,122 Shut up! Say it, goddamn it! I wanna hear you say it! 1386 01:35:55,196 --> 01:35:59,064 "Clarence, you are without a doubt, the dumbest motherfucker I've ever seen!" 1387 01:35:59,133 --> 01:36:03,035 - Say it! - Dumb fucker! 1388 01:36:03,104 --> 01:36:05,937 - Apparently, I'm not as dumb-- Shut up! - He didn't do nothin'! 1389 01:36:06,007 --> 01:36:08,339 Apparently, I'm not as dumb as you fuckin' think I am, am I? 1390 01:36:08,409 --> 01:36:10,570 - No. - What the fuck is waiting for us up there? 1391 01:36:10,645 --> 01:36:13,910 - What the fuck's waiting for us? - He's gonna shoot him. 1392 01:36:13,981 --> 01:36:16,347 Tell me, or I'm gonna pump two in your face right here. 1393 01:36:16,417 --> 01:36:19,045 - He's not gonna shoot him. - [ Shouts ] 1394 01:36:19,120 --> 01:36:21,384 - Motherfuck-- - He's gonna shoot him. 1395 01:36:21,456 --> 01:36:25,859 Like Nick Curry used to say, if I'm wrong, I swear to God I'll fucking apologize! 1396 01:36:25,927 --> 01:36:29,522 Something's amiss. I can feel it. If anything out of the ordinary goes down, 1397 01:36:29,597 --> 01:36:31,258 you are gonna be the first one shot. 1398 01:36:31,332 --> 01:36:33,926 - He didn't do anything! What the fuck-- - Shut up! 1399 01:36:34,001 --> 01:36:35,935 I'm gonna blow this motherfucker away. Fuck you! 1400 01:36:36,003 --> 01:36:39,234 [ Screams ] I wish somebody would just come and get me, 1401 01:36:39,307 --> 01:36:41,241 because I don't like this anymore! 1402 01:36:41,309 --> 01:36:43,402 Get ahold of yourself, you fuckin' sissy! 1403 01:36:43,478 --> 01:36:48,108 I really wish somebody would just come and take me away! Just take me away! 1404 01:36:48,182 --> 01:36:50,275 Hang in there, will you? Goddamn it! 1405 01:36:50,351 --> 01:36:54,754 I can't take this! I'm sorry, but I just can't! I wish somebody... 1406 01:36:54,822 --> 01:36:59,725 would just come to my rescue, and everything would be all right! 1407 01:36:59,794 --> 01:37:02,058 Elliot? Elliot? 1408 01:37:02,130 --> 01:37:04,064 - What? - I'm sorry, all right? 1409 01:37:06,134 --> 01:37:09,103 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Friends? 1410 01:37:09,170 --> 01:37:11,035 - I'm sorry. - [ Sobbing ] 1411 01:37:11,105 --> 01:37:14,632 - What's with this guy? - [ Elliot ] Quit playing around. 1412 01:37:14,709 --> 01:37:16,643 [ Clarence ] I wasn't playing around. I just had to be sure. 1413 01:37:16,711 --> 01:37:19,646 - That's all. I'm sure now, okay? - [ Muttering ] 1414 01:37:19,714 --> 01:37:22,410 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 1415 01:37:22,483 --> 01:37:24,417 [ Laughing ] Oh, man! 1416 01:37:24,485 --> 01:37:27,386 I like this Clarence kid. This fuckin' guy's crazy. 1417 01:37:27,655 --> 01:37:30,590 [ Hard Rock ] 1418 01:37:33,661 --> 01:37:37,324 - [ Knock At Door ] - [ Coughing ] 1419 01:37:37,398 --> 01:37:39,332 Yeah. 1420 01:37:44,672 --> 01:37:48,665 - Aw! - I got up feelin' so down 1421 01:37:48,743 --> 01:37:54,648 - [ Laughs ] Oh, man. - I got off bein' sold out 1422 01:37:54,715 --> 01:37:58,913 - Are you Dick Ritchie? - Uh, no. 1423 01:37:58,986 --> 01:38:03,013 - But the story's getting old now - Do you know a Clarence Worley? 1424 01:38:03,090 --> 01:38:05,957 - Yes. - Do you know where we can find him? 1425 01:38:06,027 --> 01:38:10,191 - Yes, I do. Oh. - I just looked in the mirror 1426 01:38:10,264 --> 01:38:12,698 Well, where? 1427 01:38:12,767 --> 01:38:15,861 - At the Beverly Ambassador. - [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1428 01:38:15,937 --> 01:38:19,304 - Where's that? - Well, 1429 01:38:19,373 --> 01:38:21,466 you go-- 1430 01:38:21,542 --> 01:38:23,976 No. Yeah. Go down-- Go down Beach-- 1431 01:38:24,045 --> 01:38:27,037 You guys want to smoke a bowl or-- 1432 01:38:27,114 --> 01:38:31,483 Oh. Go down Beachwood and drive a while, 1433 01:38:31,552 --> 01:38:34,646 and then you're gonna turn right, okay? 1434 01:38:34,722 --> 01:38:38,715 And then you go, and you keep drivin', and you keep drivin'. 1435 01:38:39,060 --> 01:38:41,893 [ Knocking ] 1436 01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:47,734 - Hello, Elliot. - Monty. 1437 01:38:47,802 --> 01:38:50,134 Are these your friends? 1438 01:38:50,204 --> 01:38:52,729 Yeah. Yeah. 1439 01:38:52,807 --> 01:38:55,241 You could say that. Everybody, this is Monty. 1440 01:38:55,309 --> 01:39:00,008 Hi. Come on in. Lee's in the can. He'll be out in a quick. 1441 01:39:03,084 --> 01:39:05,143 Holy shit. Look at this. Do you believe this? 1442 01:39:05,219 --> 01:39:09,485 - It's a helicopter. - Sorry. Nothing personal. 1443 01:39:09,557 --> 01:39:13,186 - Clarence. - [ Chuckles ] 1444 01:39:13,261 --> 01:39:18,164 There ain't gonna be a need to search me. All you're gonna find is this right here. 1445 01:39:18,232 --> 01:39:20,166 What compelled you to bring that along? 1446 01:39:20,234 --> 01:39:22,202 I guess the same thing that compelled you guys... 1447 01:39:22,270 --> 01:39:25,364 to bring heavy artillery to a business meeting. 1448 01:39:25,439 --> 01:39:28,374 - I'll take that. - Well, you're gonna have to. 1449 01:39:28,442 --> 01:39:31,434 Oh, hi. 1450 01:39:31,512 --> 01:39:35,448 Everybody's here. Elliot, who's who? 1451 01:39:35,516 --> 01:39:38,576 [ Clears Throat ] Uh-- 1452 01:39:38,653 --> 01:39:41,178 Uh, that's Dick on the end there. 1453 01:39:41,255 --> 01:39:44,088 Oh, that's Dick! Elliot tells me you're quite gifted. 1454 01:39:44,158 --> 01:39:47,059 And, uh, Alabama in the middle. 1455 01:39:47,128 --> 01:39:49,358 - Hello. - Clarence on the end. 1456 01:39:49,430 --> 01:39:52,456 - Lee, this guy is-- - Boris, please. I'm meeting people right now. 1457 01:39:52,533 --> 01:39:56,765 - Mr.Donowitz? - Come on, Clarence. Don't insult me. Call me Lee. 1458 01:39:56,837 --> 01:39:58,964 - Lee? - Boris, shut the fuck up. 1459 01:39:59,040 --> 01:40:01,338 Come on, everybody. Don't be shy. Come on in. 1460 01:40:01,409 --> 01:40:03,434 Okay, uh, Lee. 1461 01:40:03,511 --> 01:40:05,001 - Lee. - Lee. 1462 01:40:05,079 --> 01:40:08,879 - That's right, Lee. - I gotta tell you, I really am a big fan. 1463 01:40:08,949 --> 01:40:11,543 Coming Home in a Body Bag is my favorite movie of all time. 1464 01:40:11,619 --> 01:40:15,055 After Apocalypse Now, I think that is the best Vietnam movie ever made. 1465 01:40:15,122 --> 01:40:17,613 - Wow. Thank you very much, Clarence. - Lee. 1466 01:40:17,692 --> 01:40:20,058 - What? - This guy's packin'. 1467 01:40:20,127 --> 01:40:22,391 Really? 1468 01:40:22,463 --> 01:40:25,398 Well, I've been pretty scared about this whole thing. 1469 01:40:25,466 --> 01:40:30,403 But I'm fairly confident you're just here to do business. I don't want to be a wise guy. 1470 01:40:30,471 --> 01:40:32,837 If you want, I'll take my gun out, lay it on the table. 1471 01:40:32,907 --> 01:40:35,307 It's up to you. 1472 01:40:37,211 --> 01:40:40,442 Mm, no, I don't think that's necessary. Boris, be nice. 1473 01:40:40,514 --> 01:40:42,607 Make everybody some coffee, okay? 1474 01:40:42,683 --> 01:40:45,311 - It's a pleasure to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 1475 01:40:45,386 --> 01:40:47,946 Honey, sit down. Relax. Relax. 1476 01:40:48,022 --> 01:40:51,150 - Elliot, you look like shit. - Oh, I'm sorry. 1477 01:40:51,225 --> 01:40:53,523 I mean, it's completely disgusting. 1478 01:40:53,594 --> 01:40:57,189 Um, I need to get a quick signature. It would be great-- 1479 01:40:57,264 --> 01:41:01,633 - Whatever Bonnie wants. - Okay. 1480 01:41:01,702 --> 01:41:03,863 - [ Lee ] Like my dailies there, Clar? - [ Chuckles ] 1481 01:41:03,938 --> 01:41:06,634 - Is that what these are? Yeah, they're great. - You like 'em? 1482 01:41:06,707 --> 01:41:08,766 Better fuckin' be great. They cost me enough. 1483 01:41:08,843 --> 01:41:12,176 - What'd that day cost me? - $357,000. 1484 01:41:12,246 --> 01:41:15,773 Elliot, I swear to God, somebody is stealing from me. 1485 01:41:15,850 --> 01:41:18,318 [ Clarence ] What's this one called anyway? 1486 01:41:18,386 --> 01:41:21,844 - It's a sequel to Body Bag. - Really? 1487 01:41:21,922 --> 01:41:24,152 We don't have a title yet. What does Joe like? 1488 01:41:24,225 --> 01:41:27,524 Uh, Body Bags II. 1489 01:41:27,595 --> 01:41:31,554 Ooh, that's imaginative. I've got more taste in my penis. 1490 01:41:33,100 --> 01:41:35,227 This guy's really fuckin' funny. 1491 01:41:35,302 --> 01:41:38,533 You know, most of these movies that win a lot of Oscars, I can't stand them. 1492 01:41:38,606 --> 01:41:41,370 They're all safe, geriatric coffee-table dogshit. 1493 01:41:41,442 --> 01:41:44,809 We park our cars in the same garage. It's all right. 1494 01:41:44,879 --> 01:41:48,178 All those assholes make are unwatchable movies from unreadable books. 1495 01:41:48,249 --> 01:41:51,980 Mad Max, that's a movie. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, that's a movie. 1496 01:41:52,052 --> 01:41:56,421 Rio Bravo, that's a movie. And Coming Home in a Body Bag, that was a fuckin' movie. 1497 01:41:56,490 --> 01:41:59,391 It was the only movie up to that time that won a lot of Oscars with balls. 1498 01:41:59,460 --> 01:42:02,861 - I mean, since Deer Hunter. - I don't believe you. 1499 01:42:05,099 --> 01:42:08,262 Do you like a little coffee with your sugar, or what? 1500 01:42:08,335 --> 01:42:10,667 Lee, I'm not satisfied till the spoon stands straight up. 1501 01:42:10,738 --> 01:42:13,764 [ Laughing ] Give me a coffee, will you? 1502 01:42:13,841 --> 01:42:19,780 My Uncle Roger and Uncle Jerry, both of whom were in 'Nam, saw Coming Home in a Body Bag. 1503 01:42:19,847 --> 01:42:24,284 They said to me, Clarence, that is the most accurate Vietnam film they'd ever seen. 1504 01:42:24,351 --> 01:42:27,616 When veterans in that bullshit war say that about my project, 1505 01:42:27,688 --> 01:42:29,883 it makes the whole thing worthwhile. 1506 01:42:29,957 --> 01:42:31,891 Here's to you. 1507 01:42:31,959 --> 01:42:35,156 My friend-- I'm calling you my friend. I just met you. You know why? 1508 01:42:35,229 --> 01:42:37,356 I think 'cause we got the same interests. 1509 01:42:37,431 --> 01:42:41,629 You know what I'd like to do right now? I'd like to see Dr.Zhivago. 1510 01:42:41,702 --> 01:42:44,603 - [ Chuckles ] - Where is it? 1511 01:42:44,672 --> 01:42:47,266 Is there a fucking doctor in the house, or what? 1512 01:42:47,341 --> 01:42:49,901 Hang on a second. Lee, when you see this, you are gonna shit. 1513 01:42:49,977 --> 01:42:51,911 - [ Lee ] I better. - Bingo. 1514 01:42:56,250 --> 01:42:58,548 - What's the guy's name? - Donowitz. 1515 01:43:03,324 --> 01:43:06,088 When somebody loves you 1516 01:43:06,160 --> 01:43:10,529 It's no good unless you love them 1517 01:43:12,633 --> 01:43:15,033 Uh, Lee, that is all practically uncut. 1518 01:43:15,102 --> 01:43:17,832 If you so desire, you can cut that a hell of a lot more. 1519 01:43:17,905 --> 01:43:21,170 Don't worry. I'll desire. Boris, get me another cup of coffee, will you? 1520 01:43:21,242 --> 01:43:25,338 - Me too, Boris. - I have to hand it to you, this is not nose garbage. 1521 01:43:25,412 --> 01:43:27,744 It's quality stuff. 1522 01:43:27,815 --> 01:43:30,079 Perfect merchandise. 1523 01:43:30,150 --> 01:43:34,086 The only trouble is, whenever I'm offered a deal that's too good to be true, 1524 01:43:34,154 --> 01:43:37,646 it's because it's a lie. 1525 01:43:37,725 --> 01:43:40,523 - [ Man ] Jesus, what's going on? - [ Gun Cocks ] 1526 01:43:40,594 --> 01:43:44,758 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1527 01:43:44,832 --> 01:43:47,596 - Why don't you convince me you're on the level? - Convince him. 1528 01:43:47,668 --> 01:43:49,932 If he don't bite, we ain't got shit except possession. 1529 01:43:50,004 --> 01:43:53,599 Boris, we got all kinds of sandwich shit back there. Make something for somebody. 1530 01:43:53,674 --> 01:43:55,699 We got lean pastrami, nice rye. Anybody want anything? 1531 01:43:55,776 --> 01:44:00,372 - You got any aspirin? - Yeah, sure. Get him that. 1532 01:44:00,447 --> 01:44:03,109 Well, uh, Lee, it's like this. 1533 01:44:03,183 --> 01:44:07,119 You're getting the bargain of a lifetime because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 1534 01:44:07,187 --> 01:44:11,055 You're used to dealing with professionals, and I'm not. I'm a rank amateur. 1535 01:44:11,792 --> 01:44:14,784 What the fuck's goin' on? What the fuck's goin' on? 1536 01:44:14,862 --> 01:44:19,629 I can take that and sell it a little bit at a time. Make a lot more money. 1537 01:44:19,700 --> 01:44:22,601 - What's going on, Joe? - Elliot's too far away. 1538 01:44:22,670 --> 01:44:25,696 - This is the whole ball game. The game is set! - He's too far away! 1539 01:44:25,773 --> 01:44:28,037 I'm not a drug dealer. I'm not saying you're a drug dealer. 1540 01:44:28,108 --> 01:44:32,511 But you're a movie producer. You got access to all kinds of money and shit like that. 1541 01:44:32,580 --> 01:44:34,844 - [ Static Continues ] - [ Man ] Shit! 1542 01:44:34,915 --> 01:44:39,079 - Joe, you are fuckin' killing me. Joe-- - Wait, wait. Wait. Shh! 1543 01:44:39,153 --> 01:44:41,678 I cannot get a million for it, but you can. 1544 01:44:41,755 --> 01:44:44,189 All right? So I'll sell it to you for 200,000. 1545 01:44:44,258 --> 01:44:46,192 You go make a million with it. 1546 01:44:46,260 --> 01:44:49,559 Shit, it's all found money to me anyway, you know? 1547 01:44:49,630 --> 01:44:51,257 - [ Clarence, Indistinct ] - There he is. 1548 01:44:51,332 --> 01:44:52,731 - [ Exhales ] - Shh! 1549 01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:57,464 [ Chuckles ] Me and my wife, we're minimum-wage kids. 1550 01:44:57,538 --> 01:45:01,565 $200,000, that means the world to us. 1551 01:45:01,642 --> 01:45:05,510 Elliot tells me that you're fronting for a dirty cop. 1552 01:45:05,579 --> 01:45:08,844 Uh, Elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anything. 1553 01:45:08,916 --> 01:45:11,441 He's not a dirty cop. He's a good cop. 1554 01:45:11,518 --> 01:45:13,850 He saw his chance, and he took it, that's all. 1555 01:45:13,921 --> 01:45:16,185 Why does he trust you? 1556 01:45:16,256 --> 01:45:19,089 Well, we grew up together, that's why. 1557 01:45:19,159 --> 01:45:21,354 Clarence, if you don't know shit, 1558 01:45:21,428 --> 01:45:24,761 then why does he think that you can sell it? 1559 01:45:24,832 --> 01:45:28,268 [ Chuckles ] I bullshitted him. 1560 01:45:29,603 --> 01:45:31,867 [ Laughing ] 1561 01:45:31,939 --> 01:45:33,873 You are nuts! 1562 01:45:33,941 --> 01:45:37,104 He's a wild man, this kid Clarence. I like him. 1563 01:45:37,177 --> 01:45:40,510 - You're wild! I love you! I love this guy. - Hey, Lee. 1564 01:45:40,581 --> 01:45:43,243 He bullshitted him. You believe this kid? I love him. 1565 01:45:43,317 --> 01:45:45,808 Elliot, I love this kid. Monty, get the money. 1566 01:45:45,886 --> 01:45:48,411 That's it, fellas. Let's get these sons of bitches. 1567 01:45:48,489 --> 01:45:51,890 - [ Sniffs, Clears Throat ] - [ Lee ] Now, wait, wait. 1568 01:45:51,959 --> 01:45:54,655 I forgot. Excuse me. What is your part in this again? 1569 01:45:54,728 --> 01:45:58,061 - I'm his wife. - Oh, you're the wife! Right. 1570 01:45:58,132 --> 01:46:00,657 Clarence, what, did you beat her or something? 1571 01:46:00,734 --> 01:46:02,929 No, no. She got that playing basketball. 1572 01:46:04,838 --> 01:46:07,398 - What's the matter with you? - I'm sorry. 1573 01:46:07,474 --> 01:46:10,307 - Why are you here? - I'm an actor. 1574 01:46:10,377 --> 01:46:14,313 Dick, if you were just a fuckin' actor, you never would've got in the room. 1575 01:46:14,381 --> 01:46:16,975 I'm-- I'm friends with Elliot. 1576 01:46:17,051 --> 01:46:19,519 He's your friend? You got problems. 1577 01:46:19,586 --> 01:46:22,521 All right, all right. It's all right. And Elliot knows me. 1578 01:46:22,589 --> 01:46:25,387 - Elliot, here. Call Joe. - Sorry. 1579 01:46:25,459 --> 01:46:27,450 Tell that cocksucker the production manager reports... 1580 01:46:27,528 --> 01:46:30,861 that he's taking 30 cents of every dollar and putting it in his own pocket. 1581 01:46:30,931 --> 01:46:32,489 [ Dialing ] 1582 01:46:32,566 --> 01:46:34,466 Don't you want to count your money? 1583 01:46:34,535 --> 01:46:37,436 No, that's all right. She can count it. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1584 01:46:37,504 --> 01:46:39,631 Give it to her. 1585 01:46:41,508 --> 01:46:43,840 Well, since my baby left me 1586 01:46:43,911 --> 01:46:45,845 I found a new place to dwell 1587 01:46:45,913 --> 01:46:49,007 It's down at the end of Lonely Street 1588 01:46:49,083 --> 01:46:51,643 The Heartbreak Hotel 1589 01:46:51,719 --> 01:46:54,244 - I gotta hand it to you, Clarence. - I was cool? 1590 01:46:54,321 --> 01:46:56,221 Man, you were cooler than cool. 1591 01:46:56,290 --> 01:46:58,554 Oh, my God. I forgot my fuckin' vest. 1592 01:46:58,625 --> 01:47:00,559 - Stupid. - Cody, on three. 1593 01:47:00,627 --> 01:47:04,324 - Yeah. [ Exhaling ] - One, two, three. 1594 01:47:04,398 --> 01:47:06,161 - [ Crashing ] - [ Shouting Orders ] 1595 01:47:06,233 --> 01:47:08,565 [ Shouting Continues ] 1596 01:47:15,876 --> 01:47:18,709 Both of you, put the fucking guns on the floor now! 1597 01:47:18,779 --> 01:47:22,408 Fuck you! All you pigs, put your guns on the floor and back away. 1598 01:47:22,483 --> 01:47:25,475 - Are you fucking nuts? Just do what they say. - This is your last chance! 1599 01:47:25,552 --> 01:47:29,648 Fuck you! This is your last chance! We could kill all of you and you know it! 1600 01:47:29,723 --> 01:47:33,591 - Get down on the fucking floor! - Boris, shut the fuck up. 1601 01:47:33,660 --> 01:47:37,357 - We're all gonna die here. These are cops. - So? Who gives a shit? 1602 01:47:37,431 --> 01:47:41,026 Something I never told you about me. I hate fucking cops! 1603 01:47:41,101 --> 01:47:43,899 Let's be nice, guys. Come on. Let's be nice. We don't want to die. 1604 01:47:43,971 --> 01:47:45,905 We don't want any of you guys to die. 1605 01:47:45,973 --> 01:47:49,238 You look like a blond Frankenstein. Now put your gun down! 1606 01:47:51,278 --> 01:47:53,746 - 211? - Yeah, 211. 1607 01:47:55,682 --> 01:47:57,616 There you go, Mad Dog. 1608 01:48:06,493 --> 01:48:10,088 - Holy shit. Motherfucker. - What the fuck is goin' on? 1609 01:48:10,164 --> 01:48:14,430 - Who are these guys? Put 'em down! - Put your fuckin' guns down! 1610 01:48:14,501 --> 01:48:16,765 Put 'em down, motherfucker! Put 'em down! 1611 01:48:16,837 --> 01:48:19,067 Fuck you! 1612 01:48:19,139 --> 01:48:21,107 - [ Shouting Continues ] - Put those fuckin' guns down! 1613 01:48:21,175 --> 01:48:24,611 How you really think I'm doin' with Lee, huh? 1614 01:48:24,678 --> 01:48:28,671 - You kidding? He loves you. - You don't think I'm kissing his ass or anything, do you? 1615 01:48:28,749 --> 01:48:32,742 You're telling him what he wants to hear. That ain't the same thing as kissing his ass. 1616 01:48:32,820 --> 01:48:37,052 Yeah, I mean, I saw Coming Home in a Body Bag. I loved it. I'm not lyin' to the guy. 1617 01:48:37,124 --> 01:48:39,592 No. That's why it ain't ass-kissin'. 1618 01:48:39,660 --> 01:48:44,461 What you're doin' is genuine, and he knows it. 1619 01:48:47,034 --> 01:48:48,968 I like you, Clarence. 1620 01:48:49,036 --> 01:48:52,597 - Always have. Always will. - [ Snaps Fingers ] 1621 01:48:57,678 --> 01:49:00,772 [ Shouting Continues ] 1622 01:49:00,848 --> 01:49:04,841 Put 'em down! Put 'em down, motherfuckers! 1623 01:49:06,420 --> 01:49:09,116 Officer Dimes. Officer Dimes. 1624 01:49:09,189 --> 01:49:11,521 [ Nicholson ] Put 'em down, motherfucker! Put 'em down! 1625 01:49:11,592 --> 01:49:14,527 - Officer Dimes? - What? 1626 01:49:14,595 --> 01:49:18,622 - Officer Dimes? Officer Dimes? - What? 1627 01:49:18,699 --> 01:49:22,157 Um, this has nothing to do with me anymore, right? 1628 01:49:22,236 --> 01:49:25,137 Okay? So I'm just gonna leave, 1629 01:49:25,205 --> 01:49:27,366 and you guys just settle this by yourselves, all right? 1630 01:49:27,441 --> 01:49:29,432 Just shut up and stay the fuck put, Elliot. 1631 01:49:29,509 --> 01:49:32,273 How do you know his name? 1632 01:49:32,346 --> 01:49:34,906 Why the fuck did he know your name? 1633 01:49:34,982 --> 01:49:38,110 You little piece of shit! 1634 01:49:38,185 --> 01:49:42,121 You can forget about acting for the next 20 years! Your fuckin' career is over! 1635 01:49:42,189 --> 01:49:44,555 Take you fuckin' SAG card and burn it! 1636 01:49:44,625 --> 01:49:47,253 You little cocksucker! 1637 01:49:47,327 --> 01:49:51,354 I treated you like a son, and you fuckin' stab me in the heart! 1638 01:49:51,431 --> 01:49:53,865 - Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! - [ Screams ] 1639 01:49:53,934 --> 01:49:56,562 Mother-- Watch it, motherfucker! 1640 01:49:56,637 --> 01:49:59,037 [ Men Shouting ] 1641 01:50:03,477 --> 01:50:06,002 Cody! 1642 01:50:06,079 --> 01:50:08,047 [ Screaming ] 1643 01:50:12,486 --> 01:50:14,750 Son of a-- 1644 01:50:14,821 --> 01:50:16,152 [ Shouting ] 1645 01:50:30,771 --> 01:50:33,535 Clarence! 1646 01:50:36,610 --> 01:50:38,339 [ Screaming ] 1647 01:50:45,585 --> 01:50:47,678 [ Groaning ] 1648 01:50:47,754 --> 01:50:51,554 [ Screaming Continues, Sobbing ] 1649 01:50:56,630 --> 01:50:58,393 [ Shouting ] 1650 01:51:12,479 --> 01:51:16,176 Sweetie! Sweetie! [ Sobbing ] 1651 01:51:18,285 --> 01:51:21,550 Baby! 1652 01:51:21,621 --> 01:51:25,557 Okay, you with the shotgun behind the couch, come out! 1653 01:51:25,625 --> 01:51:27,718 Guy's a wop. 1654 01:51:27,794 --> 01:51:31,924 I said come out from behind the couch, you fuckin' guinea, now! 1655 01:51:31,999 --> 01:51:33,933 [ Italian ] 1656 01:51:34,001 --> 01:51:38,438 I said-a come out from-a behind the couch-o, okay? Capisce? 1657 01:51:38,505 --> 01:51:40,973 - [ Speaking Italian ] - [ Sirens Wailing, Distant ] 1658 01:51:41,041 --> 01:51:45,410 - Nice and slow. - [ Italian ] 1659 01:51:53,053 --> 01:51:56,079 Shit! The guy hit me. 1660 01:52:05,565 --> 01:52:07,499 Son of a bitch shot me. 1661 01:52:07,567 --> 01:52:09,933 Sweetie! [ Sobbing Continues ] 1662 01:52:12,339 --> 01:52:16,275 - Don't you die on me! - [ Sirens Approaching ] 1663 01:52:18,578 --> 01:52:20,512 You're gonna be okay. 1664 01:52:20,580 --> 01:52:22,514 [ Boris ] I need an ambulance! 1665 01:52:24,785 --> 01:52:27,481 I need an ambulance! 1666 01:52:37,130 --> 01:52:40,031 - [ Alarm Blaring ] - Fuck you! 1667 01:52:40,100 --> 01:52:43,627 - No! No! - I'll blow this bitch's brains to kingdom come! 1668 01:52:43,703 --> 01:52:47,002 [ Coughing ] 1669 01:52:47,074 --> 01:52:49,008 I need an ambulance! 1670 01:52:49,076 --> 01:52:51,704 Shut up! 1671 01:52:51,778 --> 01:52:53,712 Fuck you! I'm bleeding! 1672 01:52:53,780 --> 01:52:56,613 I'll call you a hearse. 1673 01:52:56,683 --> 01:52:59,015 - [ Cocks Gun ] - This is for Cody. 1674 01:53:01,755 --> 01:53:03,347 Fuck you! 1675 01:53:50,036 --> 01:53:53,130 Honey, you're alive! [ Laughing ] 1676 01:53:53,206 --> 01:53:55,606 Honey! 1677 01:53:55,675 --> 01:53:57,802 I can't see. 1678 01:53:57,878 --> 01:54:00,039 [ Laughing Continues ] 1679 01:54:00,113 --> 01:54:02,809 Honey, you have blood in your eye. 1680 01:54:02,883 --> 01:54:04,908 Come on. 1681 01:54:04,985 --> 01:54:07,317 All right. Okay. 1682 01:54:07,387 --> 01:54:10,356 - [ Screaming ] - Fuck you! 1683 01:54:10,423 --> 01:54:14,052 I want a car to take me to the airport and a plane full of gas! 1684 01:54:15,128 --> 01:54:18,063 [ Screaming Continues ] 1685 01:54:20,500 --> 01:54:23,958 And a million bucks! Small bills! And-- 1686 01:54:28,775 --> 01:54:30,766 [ Police Radio Chatter ] 1687 01:54:30,844 --> 01:54:32,778 Get outta my face, motherfucker! 1688 01:54:34,314 --> 01:54:38,614 - [ Sirens Continue ] - [ Gunfire Continues ] 1689 01:54:44,624 --> 01:54:47,559 [ Men Shouting ] 1690 01:55:16,856 --> 01:55:18,790 [ Alabama Narrating ] Amid the chaos of that day, 1691 01:55:18,858 --> 01:55:22,487 when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots... 1692 01:55:22,562 --> 01:55:25,929 and all I could smell was the violence in the air, 1693 01:55:25,999 --> 01:55:28,194 I look back and am amazed... 1694 01:55:28,268 --> 01:55:31,237 that my thoughts were so clear and true-- 1695 01:55:31,304 --> 01:55:35,035 that three words went through my mind endlessly, 1696 01:55:35,108 --> 01:55:38,305 repeating themselves like a broken record. 1697 01:55:38,378 --> 01:55:42,508 "You're so cool. You're so cool. 1698 01:55:42,582 --> 01:55:45,915 You're so cool." 1699 01:55:45,986 --> 01:55:50,514 And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, 1700 01:55:50,590 --> 01:55:54,720 if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. 1701 01:55:54,794 --> 01:55:56,728 To this, I always smile... 1702 01:55:56,796 --> 01:56:00,425 as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. 1703 01:56:00,500 --> 01:56:02,434 But I always do. 1704 01:56:02,502 --> 01:56:05,164 I tell him of how I would want to die, 1705 01:56:05,238 --> 01:56:11,143 but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn... 1706 01:56:11,211 --> 01:56:15,944 and that things would be much as they are now, perhaps. 1707 01:56:16,016 --> 01:56:19,179 Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son... 1708 01:56:19,252 --> 01:56:21,186 Elvis. 1709 01:57:02,395 --> 01:57:04,522 No stars in the sky 1710 01:57:06,900 --> 01:57:10,301 The night seems so dark around you 1711 01:57:11,504 --> 01:57:13,870 You won't say a word 1712 01:57:16,176 --> 01:57:19,771 And wonder why no one's found you 1713 01:57:19,846 --> 01:57:22,974 Waiting for love 1714 01:57:25,118 --> 01:57:29,054 Praying for love again 1715 01:57:44,304 --> 01:57:46,238 Love's a heavy weight 1716 01:57:47,841 --> 01:57:50,571 Give it to me Don't hesitate 1717 01:57:50,643 --> 01:57:52,577 Love's a heavy thing 1718 01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:56,014 Too heavy for one heart 1719 01:57:56,082 --> 01:57:58,915 To bring me your love 1720 01:58:00,420 --> 01:58:03,548 Give me your love again 1721 01:58:03,623 --> 01:58:05,557 It's not your fault 1722 01:58:06,693 --> 01:58:08,661 One heart can never win 1723 01:58:08,728 --> 01:58:11,458 It takes two hearts 1724 01:58:13,199 --> 01:58:16,327 Two hearts just to hold love 1725 01:58:16,403 --> 01:58:19,338 Two hearts 1726 01:58:19,406 --> 01:58:27,677 Two hearts just to hold your love 1727 01:58:27,747 --> 01:58:33,913 Your love 1728 01:58:54,340 --> 01:58:57,468 And if your heart should ache 1729 01:58:57,544 --> 01:58:59,478 Remember me 1730 01:59:00,613 --> 01:59:03,275 And if your heart should break 1731 01:59:07,053 --> 01:59:08,987 Two hearts 1732 01:59:10,256 --> 01:59:13,316 Two hearts They can mend it 1733 01:59:13,393 --> 01:59:15,384 Heartache 1734 01:59:16,563 --> 01:59:20,192 Heartaches can be mended by love 1735 01:59:21,634 --> 01:59:23,568 By love 1736 01:59:25,638 --> 01:59:27,936 Love's a heavy weight 1737 01:59:29,275 --> 01:59:31,971 Give it to me Don't hesitate 1738 01:59:32,045 --> 01:59:34,172 Love's a heavy thing 1739 01:59:35,448 --> 01:59:37,382 Too heavy for one heart 1740 01:59:37,450 --> 01:59:40,385 To bring me your love 1741 01:59:41,454 --> 01:59:43,945 Give me your love again 1742 01:59:45,024 --> 01:59:46,958 It's not too late 1743 01:59:48,161 --> 01:59:50,095 One heart can never win 1744 01:59:50,163 --> 01:59:53,223 It takes two hearts 1745 01:59:54,567 --> 01:59:57,661 Two hearts just to hold love 1746 01:59:57,737 --> 02:00:00,865 Two hearts 1747 02:00:00,940 --> 02:00:09,143 Two hearts just to hold your love 1748 02:00:09,215 --> 02:00:18,522 Your love 1749 02:00:28,601 --> 02:00:30,535 [ Ends ]