1 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,218 After a generation of struggle... 2 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,127 changed the face of our nation,... 3 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:06,291 African Americans entered the '70s... 4 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,163 with new found hope. 5 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:09,896 I am... - I am... 6 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,927 Somebody! - Somebody! 7 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:13,370 Vibrant leaders emerged... 8 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,239 and black culture reached its high point,... 9 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:17,709 influencing all facets of American life. 10 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:26,110 But progress slowed in the decades that followed. 11 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:28,712 Black culture began to lose its distinctive flavor. 12 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:34,522 And as the millennium drew to a close disaster struck. 13 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:39,031 These seemingly random events were in fact orchestrated... 14 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:41,795 by The Man, a villain obsessed... 15 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:44,827 with turning back the clock on race relations. 16 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:46,771 Just when it seemed the funky spirit... 17 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:48,603 of the '70s would be lost forever,... 18 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:52,236 a new hero emerged. His name, Undercover Brother. 19 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:30,382 Give it to me. Need it, got to have it. 20 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,783 Say! 21 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:04,639 It ain't no thang. 22 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:07,445 Yeah. 23 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:13,287 A bird gonna shit on my windshield?! 24 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:14,953 Not on my Cadillac! 25 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:17,986 I'm gonna chop your feathers off and put you in Chinatown! 26 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,499 They gonna make Peking Pigeon out of you! 27 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,296 Damn! 28 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,298 Unbeknownst to Undercover Brother,... 29 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:27,033 there was a secret organization dedicated to truth,... 30 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,268 justice, and the Afro-American way. 31 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,710 They had never crossed paths until now. 32 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:52,831 Headquarters, come in. 33 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:55,390 Good work, Sistah Girl. 34 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,996 Data from the mainframe ready to commence. 35 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:02,007 She's transmitting! Are we up and ready? - Yes, sir. 36 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:04,202 And I've hacked into the bank security system. 37 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,870 You've got soul. 38 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,144 We're in. 39 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:14,279 The computer! Another idea stolen from the black man. 40 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,584 Did you all know that George Washington Carver... 41 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,921 made the first computer out of a peanut? 42 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:20,323 A peanut? 43 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,624 A peanut! - Shut up and get back to work! 44 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,755 I've spent six months setting up this operation... 45 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,526 and I want to see everything... 46 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:29,694 off-shore accounts, dummy corporations, money laundering. 47 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,102 If we can cut off his funds,... 48 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:34,436 we may finally be able to stop The Man. 49 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:44,450 Waited a long time for this. 50 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:48,177 What the hell? - What the hell? 51 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,917 What the... - Dissed. 52 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,290 Ah, solid. - Hey! 53 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:56,056 What the hell are you doing, old man? 54 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,765 Headquarters... 55 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,208 Is there another agent on this case? - Hell, no! 56 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,871 Damn it, who is that guy? 57 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:15,972 I'll cross-reference the bank's security camera with our database. 58 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:25,148 Come on, Uncle Ben! 59 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,230 It's Macy Gray with pork-chop sideburns! 60 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,664 Who's bad? 61 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:51,114 Ohh! Right up the pooper! 62 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,955 Right on, sweet sistah. 63 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,426 Damn it, who is he?! 64 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,458 Sistah Girl, abort mission! 65 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:15,535 Damn it. Who was that guy? 66 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,282 Solid. 67 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:55,777 Solid. 68 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,853 Too funky for myself. 69 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,885 Mr. Feather, The Man wants to see you. 70 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,651 Fabulous. 71 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:45,327 And now, the Channel 8 News with Wendy Marshall and Chuck Marlboro. 72 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:49,425 There's growing speculation that former defense secretary and war hero,... 73 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,994 General Warren Boutwell, will run for President. 74 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:54,506 He is considered the first African-American... 75 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,132 with a legitimate chance of winning. 76 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:59,144 Wendy? Yeah, he is a strong candidate, Chuck. 77 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:01,043 He's so well-spoken. I've noticed that. 78 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,243 General Boutwell seems to have a lot of support all across the nation. 79 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:06,444 Yes, and not just in the urban areas. 80 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:10,183 In fact, the decorated four-star general and Vietnam vet... 81 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:12,020 is regarded as one of the country's... 82 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,855 most well-respected public figures. 83 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,190 Thank you very much. 84 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,253 A staunch advocate for civil rights,... 85 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:20,424 Boutwell has never backed down from controversial issues. 86 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:23,731 Indeed, if ever there was a straighter arrow than Warren Boutwell,... 87 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:25,566 we'd be hard-pressed to find him. 88 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,766 Well, if he does declare his candidacy,... 89 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,071 this certainly will be an exciting race. 90 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:33,044 Race? I'm not touching that one. 91 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:36,412 First, our children hip-hop all over the suburbs. 92 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,508 Now Boutwell might be President?! 93 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:42,681 They are taking over every aspect of our culture! 94 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,156 Don't you agree, Mr. Feather? - Word. 95 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:49,252 For sheezy, my neezy. - What did you say? 96 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,958 I said... for sure. 97 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,898 Yes, indeedy. 98 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,958 I have a cold. 99 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:59,233 I want the White House to stay white. 100 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,637 Eliminate him! 101 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,767 But, sir, if we kill him,... 102 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:06,403 we'll only be making him a hero. 103 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,411 Do you have a better idea? 104 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:14,579 Our friends at Multinational Inc. have been developing a new drug... 105 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,214 with some very interesting side effects. 106 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:22,561 I think we may have found the perfect guinea pig. 107 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:37,374 The so called Afro Bandit struck Multinational Bank. 108 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,571 However, it appears no money was stolen. 109 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,706 Authorities questioned singer Macy Gray,... 110 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,979 but she was released for lack of evidence. 111 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:48,111 Well, would anybody like to explain exactly... 112 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,917 what the hell happened at the bank?! 113 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,254 His name is Undercover Brother. 114 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,019 Apparently, he was erasing mortgage records... 115 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:00,624 so that low-income families wouldn't lose their homes. 116 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:01,758 Great. 117 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,736 A "Soul Train" reject with a Robin Hood complex. 118 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,295 Now I've heard everything. - Hey, hey, hey, now. 119 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,171 At least he got the job done. 120 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:12,609 That's the kind of man we need around here. - The keyword being "man"? 121 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,408 Hold on. I didn't say that, you did. 122 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,142 Man-man. 123 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,309 The General's press conference is starting! 124 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,012 We interrupt this broadcast to take you live... 125 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:22,543 to a press conference by General Warren Boutwell,... 126 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:23,987 in which he is expected to announce... 127 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:27,151 that he is a candidate for presidency of the United States. 128 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:30,026 I wonder if he'll run as a Democrat or an Independent. 129 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:33,657 Never know. Might be a Republican. - Oh, please. 130 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:37,001 What kind of self-respecting black man would run as a Republican? 131 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:41,070 Name one thing the Republican party has done for black people. One! 132 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,075 Well, they were the party of Lincoln. 133 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,838 They stood against the tyranny of oppression... 134 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,538 by leading the call for the Civil War,... 135 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:49,241 and forced passage of the Emancipation Proclamation,... 136 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,543 which freed the slaves. 137 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,151 All right, name two things lately. 138 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,154 Damn it, it doesn't matter what party! 139 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:58,748 This could be the first step on the road to putting... 140 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,021 an African-American in the White House. 141 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,995 It's a great day for black people of all races. 142 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:09,699 Good morning. - Think about it! 143 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:13,068 I've thought long and hard about how I can best serve my country... 144 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,834 now that I'm no longer in uniform. 145 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,001 Well, today... 146 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,170 I am proud to announce... 147 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,042 that I will be... 148 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:25,642 opening a chain of fried chicken restaurants. 149 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,952 General Boutwell! 150 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,022 Yes, sir. 151 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,892 So, you're passing up a chance to be President... 152 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,361 to open a chicken joint? 153 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:40,422 A man like me doesn't have any business in politics. 154 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,900 They say you should always do what you know. 155 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,028 And what I know is good fried chicken. 156 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,005 Yes, ma'am. 157 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,133 Don't you think your supporters in the African-American community... 158 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,906 will be particularly disappointed? 159 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,038 Not after they taste the General's fried chicken. 160 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,714 Surrender, Colonel, here comes the General. 161 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,151 Will there be side dishes? - Sweet potatoes... 162 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:06,619 Black-eyed peas, Mashed potatoes, macaroni... 163 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:11,924 cornbread and the General's special... hot sauce! 164 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,228 That's all for today. 165 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,359 Thank you very much. Nice to see you all. 166 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,734 General, what about desert? 167 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,041 You know, he does have a point about that Colonel. 168 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,567 I never trusted the Colonel! 169 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,479 Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know... 170 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,710 about no 16 herbs and spices and giblets! 171 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,912 Smart Brother, if you so damn smart,... 172 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:36,945 Why don't you explain what just happened? 173 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,150 If I wanted to hear something stupid,... 174 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:43,423 I'd ask this skinny black ass! - In your face! 175 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,396 Skinny black... Hey! 176 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,696 We got to find out exactly what happened to the General, and fast! 177 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,634 I'll get right on it. Whoa, hold on. 178 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:53,638 Not that fast. We need some new blood on this case. 179 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:57,005 What? Who? You can't just hire some fool off the streets. 180 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:00,011 Watch me. Get me Undercover Brother! 181 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,943 Ooh, too funky for myself. 182 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,006 You were the only man outside the palace. 183 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,812 I was outside. - Jimmy! 184 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:09,116 But I wasn't the only one. - Jim Kelly! 185 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:12,750 It is not possible. - Watch out for the hand! 186 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,552 Gets you every time! Spinning back-kick! 187 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,805 I think I'll lay down... 188 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,175 and get me a little bit of sleep. 189 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,841 Don't touch the hair! 190 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,649 Okay, Bruce Leroy, turn around. 191 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,523 Slowly. 192 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:55,623 If you gonna shoot me, shoot me. 193 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,300 Thank you, Jesus. 194 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,474 Dig it. 195 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,147 You that Sistah Girl from the bank, huh? 196 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,083 I guess you like what you saw earlier. 197 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,260 Look, baby, let's stop fooling around. 198 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,092 Your body's slammin', let's get to jammin'. 199 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,628 Excuse me? 200 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:29,964 Oh, nothing relaxes a brother after a hard day of going undercover... 201 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,833 like a little piece of the cookie. 202 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,997 Goddamn. My cookie would break you in half. 203 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:40,671 Maybe, but that would be some long division. 204 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,512 Long. 205 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,984 You hit me pretty good, but I wasn't ready. 206 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:50,682 Now, any time you think you want to get feisty or throw down... 207 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,991 So, Sistah Girl,... 208 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,497 if you're not here for Undercover Lover,... 209 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,624 you must be here for Undercover Brother. 210 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,931 What, pray tell, can I do for you today? 211 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:07,769 Okay, we're here. Now be cool. 212 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,104 This place is top secret. - Solid. 213 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,971 Man, you know you ain't right. 214 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,614 I'm gonna need my custom shears for this masterpiece. 215 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,484 Careful. Puncture him and the hot air's liable to kill you. 216 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,351 Take a seat. - Don't mind if I do. 217 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,121 We're gonna hook you right up. - Holy funkadelic! 218 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:31,459 This is some kind of secret organization you have here. 219 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,855 Look at all this hi-tech spy equipment. 220 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:37,926 You got clippers, you got T.C.B. activator. 221 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,996 I mean, your only competition must be the K.G.B. 222 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,672 Or the F.B.I. 223 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,811 Who the hell are you, woman? You're the Grim Reaper! 224 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,344 I don't want to go to hell! 225 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,289 I ain't never did nothing but good! 226 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,657 I swear to God I ain't done nothing wrong! 227 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,266 Oh, come on. 228 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,796 The flashing light and fan make the drop seem worse than it is. 229 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,141 I knew that. 230 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,952 Entering secure area. 231 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,955 Stand here. 232 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,980 Right here? 233 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,405 Blackness confirmed. You got soul. 234 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:59,273 What I'm about to show you few people have ever seen before. 235 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:04,654 Would Agent Jefferson please pick up the black courtesy phone? 236 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,758 Agents report to the ready room. 237 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,787 Agents report to the ready room. 238 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:16,764 Welcome to the Brotherhood. 239 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,633 Solid. 240 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,603 Yes, I know. 241 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,667 I really don't want to talk about this over the telephone. 242 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,043 Perhaps we could meet at a secret location? 243 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,708 Okay. No, that sounds great. 244 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,240 All right. Revolution. Take care. 245 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,219 "The revolution will not be televised." 246 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:38,781 This is Undercover Brother. - Hey, how you doing? 247 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,088 Good morning! 248 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,959 Good morning? Get on the desk! 249 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,294 You brought a spy around me?! 250 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,697 Spy in the building! 251 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,565 Don't touch the 'fro. - Back up off! 252 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:54,561 Back up off me! - Let me tell you something about the word "good." 253 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,632 Good is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word. 254 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:01,009 Go-od, meaning the absence of color,... 255 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,911 i.E... . "It's all good,"... 256 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,576 which it is, or "Good Will Hunting,"... 257 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,915 meaning, "I'm hunting niggas!" 258 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:11,081 So if you say "good morning" to me, you're saying, 259 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:14,456 "I'm gonna kill your black ass first thing in the morning!" 260 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,087 Is that that damn Undercover Brother?! - You in trouble. 261 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,097 Where the hell have you been?! 262 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,224 This is a job, not some kind of damn summer camp! 263 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,097 And I'm tired of you disrespecting me! 264 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,764 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire your sorry ass! 265 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,774 Because I don't work for you? 266 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,435 Shut up! 267 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,446 Save your smart comments for the chunky brother in the smock! 268 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,471 Now get in my office! 269 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,461 Congratulations, Mr. Feather. 270 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,300 Thank you, Mister... 271 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,238 The Man. 272 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:05,403 As you can see, the General is totally under our control. 273 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:09,904 Yes, our little experiment was a success. 274 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:14,908 In fact, I've decided to use the General to launch "Operation Whitewash." 275 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:18,411 Fabulous. I'll inform Multinational to step up production. 276 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,756 The only thing standing in our way is the Brotherhood. 277 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:25,251 And they won't be a problem, will they, Feather? 278 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,390 No, sir. 279 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,626 Good. 280 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,294 Uh, will they, Feather? 281 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:41,173 New one from Britney... 282 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:22,009 What am I doing?! 283 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,723 And that's why we believe there's got to be... 284 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:38,600 some connection between the General's announcement and The Man. 285 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,367 Come on, y'all. Y'all telling me there's really a Man? 286 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,671 What do you think, Undercover Brother? 287 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,302 If that is your real name. 288 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,575 You think things just happen by accident? 289 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:54,686 No! Sometimes people, mostly white people, make things happen. 290 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,312 That's where we come in... 291 00:20:56,355 --> 00:21:00,689 and our never ending struggle against The Man,... 292 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:06,763 a.k.a. Whitey, a.k.a. Mr. Charlie, a.k.a. Honky McGee. 293 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:11,268 So, the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are really true? 294 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,294 The N.B.A. really instituted... 295 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:16,569 the three-point shot to give white boys a chance? 296 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,870 Absolutely. 297 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,503 So the entertainment industry really is out to get Spike Lee. 298 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:22,979 Is that right? - Come on, man! 299 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,949 Even Cher got an Oscar. 300 00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,507 Cher-rr! 301 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:29,418 And O.J. really didn't do it? 302 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,418 Let's just move on, shall we? 303 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,996 Holy moly, looks like the Source Awards in here. 304 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,999 It does now. 305 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,058 Hurting. - Who's that? 306 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:45,069 Oh, this is Lance, our intern. 307 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,695 Lance, this is Undercover Brother. 308 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,205 What's happening? 309 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,607 Whas-ssup?! 310 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:57,109 Okay, how did the white boy get a job here at the Brotherhood? 311 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,947 Shit. What can I tell you? Affirmative action. 312 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,577 What? Here we go. 313 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,110 Oh, boy. Open up the window. 314 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,350 It's getting all racial up in this piece. 315 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,920 Look here, Undercover Brother, now that you're working for us,... 316 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:13,226 you're gonna need to memorize our rules and regulations. 317 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:16,132 Trim the hair, and for God's sake, get rid of the clothes. 318 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,432 Slow your roll, Chief. You know, I respect... 319 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,529 what y'all are doing here at the Brotherhood,... 320 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:24,235 but I'm a firm believer in everybody should do their own thang. 321 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,583 Okay, he should never do his own thang. 322 00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,693 I'm getting too old for this shit. 323 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:49,157 I said, "You'd better open the bank and give me my money." 324 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,532 Yeah? "It's my money. 325 00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,366 I don't care whose bank it is!" Right. 326 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,998 I know whose money is in it. I'm keeping it real. 327 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,508 That's all I'm saying. - Hi, Conspiracy Brother. 328 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,271 "Hi"? What you mean, "Hi"? 329 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,336 Like, "Hi, y'all want to be white?" 330 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,008 High, like the white man wants to keep us? Huh? 331 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:07,447 You don't smell no weed on me, did you? 332 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,477 Hey, brother, can I get a list... 333 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,489 of the words that trigger these fits? 334 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,115 Man, you really need to relax. 335 00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:14,785 Go see a movie. - A movie? 336 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,521 A movie. Come on, man! 337 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,791 So I can fall in love with some cute black man... 338 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,458 that teaches white people everything they know about the shrimp industry... 339 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,331 before they kill him 30 minutes into the movie? 340 00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:26,496 "Hey, why don't you walk down that tunnel, black man? 341 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,699 Hey, black man, turn on the generator. 342 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,300 This dinosaur is out there. Hey, black man, look out. 343 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,641 He's got a gun!" 344 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,407 Oh! I'm hit! 345 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,414 But my vest caught it, bitch! 346 00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:39,041 Yes, I'm alive! 347 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:42,713 I told you to keep your finger off the trigger of that thing! 348 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,153 I'm cool, everybody. 349 00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:45,781 Undercover Brother, please. - Go on back to work. 350 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,553 Sorry about all that. - I shit on myself! 351 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,150 I have a couple of things for you. 352 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:53,062 Here are your shoes. I took the liberty of making a few modifications. 353 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,160 And now, am I correct in assuming that the Cadillac... 354 00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,500 that was double-parked in the parking lot belongs to you? 355 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:02,268 Smart Brother, that is not just a Caddy. 356 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:04,298 That is a Cadillac Coupe DeVille. 357 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:07,140 Y'all don't give a shit about me! I need a sponge bath. 358 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,778 That's an orange soda dispenser. 359 00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,546 And a crossover amp and subwoofer for your eight-track. 360 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:16,577 Ah, man. Smart Brother, you's a bad mother... 361 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:19,181 Shut your mouth! 362 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:20,953 Enjoy, huh? 363 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,353 All right. 364 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:25,454 Big car, big hair, big necklace. 365 00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:28,227 Someone is clearly overcompensating. 366 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:31,827 First of all, you forgot about my big, black, fuzzy balls. 367 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,770 And secondly, this is not a necklace,... 368 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,870 it's a medallion given to me by my father... 369 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:44,643 so I never forget who I am or what I stand for. 370 00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:46,548 I don't need no gold. Don't need no jewels. 371 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:49,554 The medallion keeps me cool. You dig? 372 00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:52,150 Sistah Girl, Undercover Brother, come in. 373 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:57,328 What it is, Chief? 374 00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:59,455 We've just discovered that the General is playing golf... 375 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,329 with some of Multinational's head honchos. 376 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:04,665 Now, you get yo ass down there and see what you can find out! 377 00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,398 And by the way, Undercover Screw Up,... 378 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:09,032 don't let me catch your black ass in the news again. 379 00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,139 You hear me?! I want you to blend in! 380 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,610 Chiefie, baby, I'm a master of disguises. 381 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,239 I can blend in like a good weave. 382 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:24,455 Say, where's that caddy? - I don't know. 383 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:26,150 Oh, there he is. 384 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,723 Jah mon, rasta. 385 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,807 Nice shot. 386 00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,109 Sistah Girl, the camera's up. 387 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,089 Would anyone like some fried chicken? 388 00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:12,595 Mr. Feather. 389 00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:14,332 Undercover Brother? 390 00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:16,340 We're definitely on the right track. 391 00:26:16,374 --> 00:26:19,104 That's the number one flunkey of The Man. 392 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,669 I'm gonna report to the Chief, find out what he wants to do. 393 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:24,181 That cat'll be long gone by that time. 394 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:26,046 This thing's going down now, baby. 395 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,245 This is strictly an observational mission. 396 00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:30,015 We are not authorized to take action. 397 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,147 Well, observe this. 398 00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:34,181 Action is what Undercover Brother's all about. 399 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,326 Hmm. Rasta man. 400 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:53,675 Oh, the mind control formula is complete. 401 00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:57,305 Who's there? - Kung! 402 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,340 Kung who? 403 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,213 Kung fool! 404 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:21,567 Ow, my wrist. 405 00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:26,066 Help! Thief! There's a thief here! 406 00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:28,807 What the hell is your problem? - Give me back my things! 407 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,645 Thief! Hey, give me that back! 408 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,455 Hold it! 409 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,980 Holy Motown. 410 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:50,100 Come on. - You don't want to mess with me, man! 411 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,035 I had 'em, baby. Yeah, I saw. 412 00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:02,774 Come on, let's go! 413 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,849 Come on! 414 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,418 Stop where you are! This is security! 415 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,924 Do not move! - Quick! This way! 416 00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:15,550 Aw, hell, they moved. 417 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,298 Do it. Code 37. 418 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,604 Is he crazy? - Okay, slow down! 419 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,651 Slow, slow, slow. 420 00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:43,984 Hey, slow down over there, people! 421 00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:47,981 Hold the wheel, baby. 422 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:52,963 No! No! - Oh, no! 423 00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:55,329 Oh, jeez! Too fast! 424 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,163 Losing control! 425 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,830 There's got to be another way out of here. - Hold it! 426 00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:47,212 Thanks for the lift. 427 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:54,957 A spectral analysis has ironically confirmed traces of poultry on Mr. Feather. 428 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,893 This proves that The Man must be behind... 429 00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:59,021 Multinational Inc. 's deal with the General. 430 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,725 I don't get it. What does The Man got to do with fried chicken? 431 00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:04,462 Is that his big plan, to get black people to eat junk food? 432 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:06,834 Open your eyes, Undercover Brother! 433 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:10,398 This has to do with discrediting the General. 434 00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:12,375 That is the white man's tactic. 435 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:14,378 He don't want no black President. 436 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:15,845 You've seen it all through history. 437 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,814 They never give black men credit. 438 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:20,841 Jesus Christ... black man. 439 00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:24,685 Babe Ruth... black man. 440 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,355 Madonna! 441 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:30,323 Sleeps with black men. 442 00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:32,556 Think about it. 443 00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,724 So the General sold out to The Man. 444 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,563 I don't think it's that simple. 445 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:39,627 When you're dealing with The Man, it never is. 446 00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:45,002 Our only choice here is to infiltrate Multinational Inc. 447 00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:47,637 Then we can find out what happened to the General. 448 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,341 It'll be a very dangerous assignment. 449 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,517 It'll be your most vigorous training yet. 450 00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:55,212 You're gonna have to think and act... 451 00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:57,687 just like a tight-butt white man with a 401K plan... 452 00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,349 and a country club membership. 453 00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,324 So pay attention. 454 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,664 Here... 455 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,997 have a bite of this... 456 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,228 sandwich. 457 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:13,134 How did you know I was hungry? 458 00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:15,002 I ain't eat nothing this morning. 459 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:22,207 You trying to kill me? - If you're going to pass in white America,... 460 00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:25,307 you are going to have to learn to like mayonnaise! 461 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,544 No! Listen... 462 00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:29,644 if you're ever forced to eat this mayonnaise,... 463 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:32,349 simply press the button on this side of the watch. 464 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:35,018 It delivers a rather liberal spritzing of hot sauce. 465 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,358 One blast should be enough to make Caucasian food edible. 466 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:39,954 Well, it works on grits. 467 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,631 Now, since time is of the essence,... 468 00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:46,660 I developed a device that allows you... 469 00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:48,729 to absorb the whole of white culture... 470 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:51,708 in mere seconds using subliminal imagery. 471 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:56,078 I call it... Caucasiavision. 472 00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:58,912 Hey, I feel like George Clinton. 473 00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,144 Turn it on. 474 00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:15,732 No! 475 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,169 Make it stop! Make it stop! 476 00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:25,503 Don't you give up on me! 477 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,805 I see white people. It's too much! 478 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:30,177 Too much! Caucasian overload! 479 00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:32,810 Caucasian overload. Breathe. 480 00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:34,477 Caucasian overload! Breathe. 481 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,011 Breathe. Breathe. 482 00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:42,854 That's too much white for one brother to take. 483 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:44,225 You did good. 484 00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:46,423 We need to make sure the process worked,... 485 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:50,696 so I called in an expert on white culture. 486 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:05,509 "In season three of 'Friends',... 487 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:12,249 what object of Julia's did Ross see on his bedside table... 488 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:14,281 the night he kissed Rachel?" 489 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,494 Her saline solution. 490 00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:28,101 He's ready. 491 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,507 Hi, there. 492 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:43,843 How are you doing? 493 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:47,688 What do you say there? 494 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,291 Howdy. May I help you? 495 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:51,818 I sincerely hope so. 496 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,831 Today's my first day at Multinational. 497 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,163 Oh, my. Jackson. 498 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,667 Anton Jackson. 499 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,897 And no, not one of the Jackson Five. 500 00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:05,599 Here we go. You're in suite 54. Tobacco division. 501 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:11,107 We need some fresh, hip strategies to expand our market share. 502 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:13,640 As it turns out, I have just the product. 503 00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:17,450 Here's one of your cigarettes. 504 00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:18,785 Take a good look at it. 505 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,621 It's pale, small, a little on the limp side. 506 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:22,990 It's basically inadequate. 507 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:25,188 It can't possibly give much pleasure to the user. 508 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,789 It sure can't. - I mean, ask yourselves,... 509 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:30,027 how many black people are gonna want to smoke this? 510 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,298 Not the one I know. - You have to effectively position... 511 00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:34,304 your product within the black consumer. 512 00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:37,136 May I present to you The Fatty? 513 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:41,202 Hmm? It's got that hand-rolled look and feel... 514 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,645 that's so popular with today's black youth. 515 00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:47,640 It's big. It's full of long-lasting pleasure... 516 00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:50,051 To be enjoyed again... 517 00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:56,387 I could use a smoke. 518 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,827 Yeah? Good. 519 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:05,125 It's time to say goodbye to Anton Jackson... 520 00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:12,105 and say what it is to Undercover Brother. 521 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,145 Now, that's a long way down. 522 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,439 Come in, Brotherhood. Are you digging me? 523 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:21,069 Undercover Brother. 524 00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:23,410 I'll transmit some computer files about the General. 525 00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:25,472 See what you can do with it. - Right on. 526 00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:35,483 The chief wants you to stay undercover until we decode this information. 527 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,494 I can dig it. - But be careful. 528 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,655 If they're onto you, they might set up a trap. 529 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:41,289 I know this is the wrong time,... 530 00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:45,067 but I wanted to let you know, I'm thinking about you, girl. 531 00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:47,468 I'm bouncin'. Shakin' a spot. 532 00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:49,735 Gone. - Bye. 533 00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:51,901 Bye. 534 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,546 Mr. Elias, there's been a breach! 535 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,912 That afro! 536 00:36:57,949 --> 00:37:00,042 I'd recognize it anywhere. 537 00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,416 The Brotherhood is making their move. 538 00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:04,387 Just as I expected. 539 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:08,551 It's time to release our secret weapon. 540 00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:11,221 I call it... 541 00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:14,425 Black Man's kryptonite. 542 00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:33,142 How's it going there? 543 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:34,879 What the hell? 544 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,487 Oh, dear. 545 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:40,456 Oh, what am I gonna do? 546 00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:42,459 My gosh. 547 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:46,824 Look at this mess. Oh, dear. 548 00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,797 I'm so sorry. Let me help you. 549 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,427 Jeez, that's sweet of you. 550 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:54,495 If I mess up my boss' report,... 551 00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:57,006 he's gonna have a conniption with a capital K. 552 00:37:57,041 --> 00:38:00,909 Penelope Snow. 553 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,743 Anton Jackson. 554 00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:05,749 I'm so sorry. Here. 555 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,809 Thanks, Anton. You're so sweet. 556 00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:12,414 And cute, too. In a Theo Huxtable kind of way. 557 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,589 Are you new here? 558 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,026 Yeah, it's my first day. Mine too. 559 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,927 Really? - Yeah, I just moved here... 560 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,932 bringing nothing by my hopes and my dreams. 561 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,958 But sometimes the big city can be so... 562 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,934 ...big. 563 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,533 A girl needs friends, Anton. 564 00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:33,805 Would you like to be my friend? 565 00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,448 I didn't know you had such a beautiful voice. 566 00:39:55,659 --> 00:40:00,119 You know, you and I have tons in common. 567 00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:02,962 I know what it feels like to be discriminated against. 568 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,458 I mean, just because a girl has a healthy sexual appetite,... 569 00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:08,404 doesn't mean she can't do her job. 570 00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:11,067 They look at you... 571 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:13,975 and all they see is a threatening black man. 572 00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,879 And they look at me, and all they see... 573 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,475 are my full breasts and my narrow waist... 574 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:22,247 that tapers to my pert backside. 575 00:40:22,286 --> 00:40:24,652 It's just not fair. 576 00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:27,020 Here you go, folks. - Yum. 577 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:32,592 And here's the extra mayonnaise you ordered. - Yum, yum. 578 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:35,463 Enjoy. - This is the best stuff. 579 00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:39,733 Have you eaten here before, Anton? 580 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,738 No, I haven't. It's my first time. 581 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:43,603 Oh, take a bite of my sandwich. 582 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,468 Come on, Anton. 583 00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,638 Just one little bite. 584 00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:02,021 Scrumptious. 585 00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:10,726 Oh, Anton, I can't wait to see you in these corduroys. 586 00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:12,793 You're gonna make me blush. 587 00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:15,362 And you might not see it! 588 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:17,840 May I help you, sir? 589 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:21,644 Hello, fellow person of color. 590 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,408 How's it going today? 591 00:41:25,282 --> 00:41:27,910 What's going down? - What are you doing with that girl? 592 00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:29,476 What girl? - That girl! 593 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,317 Oh, the white woman. 594 00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:32,982 I'm undercover. 595 00:41:33,023 --> 00:41:35,924 When you go undercover, you have to do things you wouldn't normally do. 596 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,693 No matter how difficult, how dangerous, how good it might have felt. 597 00:41:39,730 --> 00:41:42,722 Like having sex with white girls? 598 00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:44,996 Damn it, woman, would you just back off?! 599 00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:48,994 Attention angry black man in khakis. 600 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:52,065 Golly, I must have tripped or something. 601 00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:54,509 Hi, Ton-ja. 602 00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:56,843 Listen... 603 00:41:56,881 --> 00:42:00,180 I was wondering, do you have any dickies? 604 00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:01,775 'Cause I couldn't find them. 605 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:03,480 Really? 606 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:06,456 Perhaps we're all sold out. 607 00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:08,458 Aw, that's too bad. 608 00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:10,050 Come on, Anton. 609 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:15,390 I saw a mock turtleneck at Eddie Bauer that's perfect for you. 610 00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:18,094 Thanks for all your help. Bye-bye, Ton-ja. 611 00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:19,826 Bye-bye. 612 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,108 And action! 613 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,349 I want you... 614 00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:37,184 to buy my new fried chicken, that is. 615 00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:40,820 Sure enough. 616 00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,655 I used to work for the Pentagon,... 617 00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:44,820 now I help you to get your chicken on. 618 00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:46,659 And for a limited time only,... 619 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:48,665 order an eight-piece Nappy Meal,... 620 00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:52,499 and get a 32-ounce malt liquor absolutely free. 621 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,582 Lord have mercy. 622 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:23,130 Introducing the Nappy Meal from G.F.C. 623 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:25,658 This chicken is the bomb. 624 00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:31,004 At the General's, we do chicken right-on! 625 00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:34,440 Will you look at that? 626 00:43:34,478 --> 00:43:37,504 The General's lost his damn mind. 627 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,641 He's making a fool out of himself over this crap. 628 00:43:47,524 --> 00:43:49,185 What? It's catchy. 629 00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:50,989 Reminds me of the Fresh Prince. 630 00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:52,620 I like him. He raps happy. 631 00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:56,165 Excuse me, sir. This is a restricted... good God! 632 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,760 Heya, Chiefster. Lance. - Nice pants. 633 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,270 Undercover Brother? - Undercover Brother? 634 00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:05,136 What happened to you? - He had sex with a white girl, that's what! 635 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:07,439 Was it everything I dreamed of? It was good. 636 00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:09,139 She had pink nipples? Big ones. 637 00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:11,374 Yeah, big ones. - Yeah. 638 00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:13,906 Her carpet matched her drapes? - Excuse me? 639 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,354 No, man. You can't be doing that. - What were you doing? 640 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:23,627 White girl or no white girl, where the hell have you been? 641 00:44:23,651 --> 00:44:26,625 Not there, 'cause that's where people who swear go. Thank you very much. 642 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,962 You sound like a 14-year-old white chick. 643 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,934 I don't think so, Sister Girl. 644 00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:34,995 It's Sistah Girl, dude. 645 00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,200 Maybe on Planet Ebonics. But where I come from,... 646 00:44:37,241 --> 00:44:39,607 we like to pronounce our E's and our R's,... 647 00:44:39,643 --> 00:44:41,406 thank you very much. 648 00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:43,970 E's and R's? 649 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,175 Ebonics, huh? I be thinking... 650 00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:49,549 that somebody in this room is selling out. 651 00:44:49,586 --> 00:44:51,451 I say we kill him. Shut the door, nigga. 652 00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:53,615 Shh, it's gonna be all right, baby. Don't look! 653 00:44:53,657 --> 00:44:55,921 I'm sorry, dawg, but you need... Hey, buddy,... 654 00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:59,486 if I hadn't read that article in Vanity Fair on anger management,... 655 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,499 I'd put away this guava- mango-broccoli smoothie... 656 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:05,058 And put my foot in your patootie. - Patootie? 657 00:45:05,102 --> 00:45:07,002 Now maybe you guys don't like the new me,... 658 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:09,005 but I don't give a gosh darn. 659 00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:10,301 For all I care,... 660 00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,274 you can all get the beejeebies out of here. 661 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:14,607 Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be going. 662 00:45:14,645 --> 00:45:16,135 "Frasier" is on. 663 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:18,341 "Frasier"? 664 00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:24,048 Beejeebies? 665 00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:26,079 He said he would stick his foot... 666 00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:28,853 up my so-called "patootie." Damn it. 667 00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:30,519 I knew this could happen. 668 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:33,826 You can only keep an agent undercover for so long... 669 00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:35,297 before he loses his identity. 670 00:45:35,332 --> 00:45:39,325 Hell, no man can resist low interest loans... 671 00:45:39,369 --> 00:45:41,496 and non-fat lattes forever. 672 00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:43,130 And white women. 673 00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:44,902 So wait, let me get this straight. 674 00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:46,466 Whenever a black guy does well,... 675 00:45:46,510 --> 00:45:49,138 starts wearing Dockers, buys a few Celine Dion records,... 676 00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:52,146 and sleeps with a white chick, you automatically say he's sold out? 677 00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:53,444 That's enough! 678 00:45:53,517 --> 00:45:56,850 Always trying to shut the white man down. 679 00:45:56,887 --> 00:45:59,048 That's right! That's right! 680 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:02,081 Oh, that ain't right. - What's the word? 681 00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:04,924 I was able to decode the data from Multinational Inc. 682 00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:09,225 The General is under the influence of a psycho- hallucinogenic drug. 683 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:11,564 It's a mind control drug, sir. Very powerful. 684 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,399 Very easy to use. 685 00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:16,272 Good Lord. 686 00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:20,367 With something like that, The Man could control every black person in America. 687 00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:23,937 Theoretically, yes, but it would take years to administer the doses individually. 688 00:46:23,981 --> 00:46:27,884 To be efficient, you'd need to develop a huge distribution system. 689 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,183 The chicken! 690 00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:38,422 I hate to say it,... 691 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:41,625 if Undercover Brother don't get his shit together,... 692 00:46:41,665 --> 00:46:44,156 this may be one battle we might lose to The Man. 693 00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:50,229 Smart Brother, am I gonna die? 694 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:02,251 Honey? Yeah? 695 00:47:02,286 --> 00:47:05,221 Is this Michael Bolton's version of that thong song? 696 00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:07,120 No, but I want that one. 697 00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:10,786 I hear he got all the funk that Sisqo missed. 698 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,295 Do you like this? 699 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,456 You know, usually I'm not into the heavy stuff,... 700 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,625 but this is kinda catchy. 701 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,328 It is, isn't it? - Yeah. 702 00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:23,399 I made us some sandwiches. - Extra mayo for me, please. 703 00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,312 Freeze, sucka! 704 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:36,683 Put down the mayonnaise... slowly. 705 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,449 It's that colored girl, Ton-ja. 706 00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:47,787 Now, Buffy the Black Man Slayer, step away from the brotha. 707 00:47:47,831 --> 00:47:49,731 Bye, brother. - Come on. 708 00:47:49,766 --> 00:47:51,734 Bye. - Move it. 709 00:47:51,768 --> 00:47:54,259 Be careful. - Let's go. 710 00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:57,603 Why? So you can tell me what a sellout I am again? 711 00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:59,632 Oh, I don't judge people by how they dress,... 712 00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:01,701 or what music they listen to. 713 00:48:01,745 --> 00:48:04,771 But I remember a brother who wasn't afraid to be himself,... 714 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:07,648 who taught me to follow my own funky path,... 715 00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:09,982 stand up for what I think is right. 716 00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:12,951 Remember this? 717 00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:17,794 Ignore her, Anton. 718 00:48:17,828 --> 00:48:21,195 I'm all the single white female you'll ever need. 719 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:24,632 I want to. Really, I do. 720 00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:27,501 All day, but I can't. 721 00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:32,535 I must be true to myself. 722 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,044 Look at that white girl. Are you crazy? 723 00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:37,308 The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. 724 00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:39,747 Corduroys are so comfortable. 725 00:48:39,783 --> 00:48:42,343 Got to get funky. 726 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,691 I can't throw this away. 727 00:48:59,736 --> 00:49:01,670 'Cause like this medallion... 728 00:49:02,706 --> 00:49:04,640 this brother's here to stay. 729 00:49:05,809 --> 00:49:08,835 What's up, Sistah Girl? Look at you! 730 00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:11,245 What took you so long? 731 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:14,307 You don't think the heels are too much? - No, it's funktabulous. 732 00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:16,114 'Cause I was gonna go... - Hold it right there... 733 00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:18,644 Undercover Brother. Drop it! 734 00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:22,553 This woman just can't get... - I meant the gun. 735 00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:39,536 That's White She-Devil, The Man's secret weapon. 736 00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,237 Sorry. 737 00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:48,584 It's time to... platform out of here. 738 00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:57,988 Damn duck shoes. 739 00:49:58,028 --> 00:50:00,155 Looks like we're in hot water. 740 00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:03,257 Or hot sauce. 741 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:09,733 Come on! Come on. 742 00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:11,104 Come on. It's not fair. 743 00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:12,938 'N Sync! 744 00:50:12,976 --> 00:50:14,443 Backstreet Boys! 745 00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:16,844 And Boyz II Men! We really sing! 746 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,144 Elton John! Billie Jean King! 747 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,630 Come on, White She-Devil. I been waiting. 748 00:50:34,664 --> 00:50:36,063 Come on, baby. Come on! 749 00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:00,256 No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. 750 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,422 Bitch! 751 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:07,487 You know how much this shit cost? 752 00:51:07,531 --> 00:51:09,328 How much did this shit cost, you disco queen?! 753 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,831 All of this! - How dare you! 754 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,570 Touch it. Now looky here. 755 00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:31,614 Toast to the booty! Booty toast. 756 00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:38,289 Wait! Look at that. 757 00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:55,005 The water's cold. Water cold! 758 00:51:58,515 --> 00:52:01,848 Nothin' like safe sex, you know what I'm saying? 759 00:52:03,186 --> 00:52:05,882 Look at that. Look at that there. 760 00:52:05,922 --> 00:52:06,889 Bitch! 761 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,224 You enjoy yourself? 762 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:40,653 Would you stop fooling around? 763 00:52:42,359 --> 00:52:44,827 Got to get my cool back! 764 00:52:59,142 --> 00:53:01,633 Can you play something funky for a brother to drive to? 765 00:53:08,618 --> 00:53:10,085 Drive! Drive this thing! 766 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,020 Baby, it was made in the '70s. 767 00:53:12,055 --> 00:53:13,283 This ain't no Ferrari. 768 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:30,567 Damn. Look out, baby. 769 00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:07,440 You should have run her narrow ass over. 770 00:54:18,788 --> 00:54:21,086 So, this has all been some kind of jive game... 771 00:54:21,124 --> 00:54:23,058 to get me out of the way? - That's right. 772 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:25,084 I was sent to destroy you... 773 00:54:25,128 --> 00:54:27,062 and everything the Brotherhood stands for. 774 00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:40,441 Damn it. 775 00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:44,746 Falling in love with you wasn't part of the plan. 776 00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:57,120 Oh, Undercover Brother, you're too much man for me. 777 00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:02,220 Baby... sometimes I'm too much man for my own damn self. 778 00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:09,468 Mr. Feather, your status report, please. 779 00:55:09,506 --> 00:55:12,566 All the pieces of Operation Whitewash are in place. 780 00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:14,907 Good. It's time to extend the reach... 781 00:55:14,944 --> 00:55:19,211 to black leaders in sports, the arts, entertainment and business. 782 00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:21,683 Soon all aspects of society... 783 00:55:21,718 --> 00:55:23,879 will once again be dominated by The Man. 784 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,916 It's time to strike the final blow against the Brotherhood. 785 00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:33,523 So, when I return to the lair, Undercover Brother better be dead. 786 00:55:33,563 --> 00:55:35,827 Are we clear? - Very good, sir. 787 00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:39,265 With Undercover Brother dead, the Brotherhood had best step correct,... 788 00:55:39,302 --> 00:55:42,032 or their next move will be their last. 789 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:44,370 Goodbye. 790 00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:50,279 Can I ask you something? 791 00:55:50,313 --> 00:55:52,304 Did I just say, 792 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,442 "They had best step correct"? 793 00:55:54,484 --> 00:55:56,418 Yes, sir. You did. 794 00:55:57,554 --> 00:55:58,851 You see what's happening? 795 00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:00,947 You see how we're being corrupted by their... 796 00:56:00,990 --> 00:56:03,015 hip-and-now fashion, and their cool slang... 797 00:56:03,059 --> 00:56:05,186 you can't help but use. "Don't be dissing me!" 798 00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:06,923 No! - "It's all that!" 799 00:56:06,963 --> 00:56:10,194 You go, girl! What's the dillio? 800 00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:12,565 Who let the dogs out? 801 00:56:12,602 --> 00:56:14,263 Whatcha talk about, Willis? 802 00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:16,135 You know what I'm saying?! 803 00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:19,736 Little by little we're blending and merging until one day... 804 00:56:19,776 --> 00:56:21,869 we're all going to be one united people... 805 00:56:21,911 --> 00:56:24,675 living and working and dancing together,... 806 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:28,343 like the news or "Ally McBeal," or the people that work at Saturn! 807 00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:31,081 And we've got to stop it before it's too late! 808 00:56:33,289 --> 00:56:40,592 You heard The Man. As of now, Operation Whitewash goes global. 809 00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:50,738 Jay-Z is doing Lawrence Welk's Greatest Hits?! 810 00:56:50,774 --> 00:56:53,971 John Singleton to remake "Driving Miss Daisy"?! 811 00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:57,946 Terry McMillan? "How Stella Got Her White Man Back"? 812 00:56:57,981 --> 00:56:59,778 Double damn it! 813 00:56:59,816 --> 00:57:02,444 Black people all over the world are losing their damn minds. 814 00:57:02,485 --> 00:57:03,952 And look... 815 00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:07,582 they've all been exposed to the General's fried chicken. 816 00:57:07,624 --> 00:57:09,285 Smart Brother, how's it coming with this antidote? 817 00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:12,624 I found one. But it only works on one person at a time. 818 00:57:12,662 --> 00:57:14,823 We have to stop this thing at the source. 819 00:57:16,032 --> 00:57:17,795 Undercover Brother, you're back! 820 00:57:24,874 --> 00:57:27,707 Hell's wrong with you bringing a white girl in my house? 821 00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:29,473 She's working with us now, Chief. 822 00:57:29,512 --> 00:57:33,706 With my extensive and intimate knowledge of The Man's organization,... 823 00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:35,843 I can help you stop his evil plan. 824 00:57:35,885 --> 00:57:37,477 Okay. 825 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,148 Smart Brother, take White She-Devil to the lab... 826 00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:41,851 and find out exactly what she knows. 827 00:57:41,891 --> 00:57:45,054 You know, you're cute in a Theo Huxtable kind of way. 828 00:57:45,094 --> 00:57:47,494 Really? Usually I get Al Roker. 829 00:57:47,530 --> 00:57:50,158 "Here's what's happening in your neck of the woods." 830 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:55,566 Chief, various brother agents, I owe all of you a huge apology. 831 00:57:55,605 --> 00:57:58,096 I just watched this show... 832 00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:00,166 "Roots"? Maybe you've heard of it? 833 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:04,203 It taught me such a profound lesson about bigotry. 834 00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:07,114 I have sat on the sidelines of race relations long enough. 835 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:10,950 I want to march down that field of oppression... 836 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:17,483 and kick that ball of bigotry right over the goalpost of intolerance. 837 00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,323 Son, you talk a lot of shit. - Yes, I do. 838 00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:28,360 But you down. 839 00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:30,832 What? Are you kidding? 840 00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:33,001 You're going to let the white boy join just like that? 841 00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:35,237 I was in secret agent school for three years! 842 00:58:35,278 --> 00:58:37,508 Three years. I paid for them classes myself. 843 00:58:37,547 --> 00:58:40,175 You made me. - Chief. Chief. 844 00:58:40,216 --> 00:58:42,081 I performed a full range spectral analysis... 845 00:58:42,118 --> 00:58:43,949 on Miss White She-Devil's brain waves. 846 00:58:43,987 --> 00:58:48,687 Then, I unlocked her subconscious using a special form of hypnosis. 847 00:58:48,725 --> 00:58:50,590 Then, I gently brushed her hair. 848 00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:53,596 Then, I reached deep within... 849 00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:58,360 her tight little pockets and I found a list of The Man's targets. 850 00:58:58,401 --> 00:58:59,459 Good Lord. 851 00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:02,801 They're going after James Brown tomorrow night at the Grammys. 852 00:59:02,839 --> 00:59:05,569 We need to stop him. Find the General and give him the antidote. 853 00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:08,076 That's right. It's goin' to the streets. Hey, y'all! 854 00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:10,102 It's revolution up in this bitch! 855 00:59:10,146 --> 00:59:12,444 Set the alarm to def-con five! 856 00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:14,382 It's on, baby. It's on. 857 00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:16,578 Good work, White She-Devil. - Thanks. 858 00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:20,248 Oh, you in too. What the fuck?! Chief! 859 00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:22,656 I never see that bitch in my secret agent classes! 860 00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:24,626 I'm still paying the loans off, man! 861 00:59:24,661 --> 00:59:26,128 I sleep on a pissy mattress. 862 00:59:26,162 --> 00:59:27,789 I ain't got good food to eat! 863 00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:29,957 I borrow money for my weed! 864 00:59:29,999 --> 00:59:32,797 I quit. That's it. 865 00:59:32,835 --> 00:59:35,804 Y'all don't got Conspiracy Brother Jones to kick around anymore! 866 00:59:35,838 --> 00:59:38,102 Give me a pillow case! I'm joining the Klan. 867 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:41,605 Brother, we all love your solo enthusiasm,... 868 00:59:41,644 --> 00:59:43,805 but this is about working together. 869 00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:46,007 Now, I've been a solo star shooting the shots... 870 00:59:46,049 --> 00:59:48,142 that I thought would win the game. 871 00:59:48,184 --> 00:59:51,910 But in workin' with y'all, I've come to realize... 872 00:59:51,955 --> 00:59:54,446 that only a team wins a championship. 873 00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:57,923 Teamwork! That's right. 874 00:59:57,961 --> 01:00:00,259 That's right. I'm sorry, everybody. 875 01:00:00,296 --> 01:00:02,093 Teamwork! Now, let's go! 876 01:00:02,131 --> 01:00:03,962 Hustle, hustle! Come on, white girl! 877 01:00:14,811 --> 01:00:16,608 Best of luck tonight. 878 01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:18,273 Have a great time. 879 01:00:18,314 --> 01:00:20,782 We know The Man plans to make his move tonight. 880 01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:22,444 Now, Lance, we're counting on you. 881 01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:24,612 Don't get distracted, be focused. 882 01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:27,350 Stick close to the target at all times. 883 01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:29,153 Roger. Will do. 884 01:00:41,671 --> 01:00:44,640 Ladies and gentlemen, James Brown. 885 01:00:50,279 --> 01:00:52,213 How you doing? - James Brown. 886 01:00:52,248 --> 01:00:54,546 I want to see my fans. - No, it's okay. 887 01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:56,245 Wait a minute. What's going on? 888 01:00:56,285 --> 01:00:58,116 Perimeter search. I'm on it. 889 01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:01,246 What is that boy doing? 890 01:01:03,526 --> 01:01:05,892 What's going on here? - Hey, Jimmy. 891 01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:07,919 What? 892 01:01:07,964 --> 01:01:10,228 Now, I feel good. 893 01:01:10,266 --> 01:01:12,234 God, man! 894 01:01:12,268 --> 01:01:13,963 Lance. Lance! 895 01:01:15,104 --> 01:01:17,971 The hardest working man in show business. 896 01:01:20,309 --> 01:01:21,799 Go get him. 897 01:01:23,112 --> 01:01:26,513 Thank you, James Brown. 898 01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:28,776 No! Hey! I just got promoted! 899 01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:40,754 Hello, Mr. James Brown. 900 01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:43,925 Hello-ooo, Mr. James Brown. 901 01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:50,328 Good God! 902 01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:54,467 You will soon be administered a drug that will make you... 903 01:01:58,948 --> 01:02:00,415 The signal's stopped. 904 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:03,180 It's James Brown touchdown! 905 01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:05,244 That's James Brown? - That's mustard. 906 01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:08,587 I can't believe I let him get away. I am so stupid. 907 01:02:10,626 --> 01:02:12,753 You got to stop beating yourself up. 908 01:02:12,795 --> 01:02:15,093 We got to work together as a team, okay? 909 01:02:15,131 --> 01:02:17,031 Yeah, man. Let the team do it. 910 01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:21,099 I'm playin' with him. 911 01:02:21,137 --> 01:02:23,264 Stop playin'. 912 01:02:23,306 --> 01:02:25,433 Damn. 913 01:02:27,310 --> 01:02:28,800 You need to lighten up. 914 01:02:28,845 --> 01:02:31,040 You know what I'm sayin'? 915 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,378 Just be careful with this. If you smoke too much,... 916 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,611 it's going to have you all paranoid and shit. 917 01:02:35,651 --> 01:02:37,915 It takes time to build up a tolerance like mine... 918 01:02:37,954 --> 01:02:39,717 What? Did you hear that? 919 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:41,815 Hey, y'all, did you hear something? 920 01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:44,258 Shh, quiet! There it goes again. 921 01:02:51,467 --> 01:02:53,435 Incoming vehicle! 922 01:02:53,469 --> 01:02:56,131 Don't you move! - Hold it! 923 01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:58,037 Don't you move! 924 01:02:58,074 --> 01:03:02,636 Identify yourself! - I'm with Island Fortress Cleaning Service, sir. 925 01:03:02,678 --> 01:03:04,703 Oh, okay. Thank you. 926 01:03:04,747 --> 01:03:07,238 You so sweet. - Just the janitors. 927 01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:08,773 Let 'em through! 928 01:03:28,971 --> 01:03:30,802 Lance. Lance! 929 01:03:32,775 --> 01:03:34,766 So, Mr. Godfather of Soul... 930 01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:40,839 life as you've known it will soon cease to exist. 931 01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:44,717 Sorry. 932 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:47,484 Any final requests? 933 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:51,593 Say it loud. 934 01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:56,425 Say it loud! 935 01:03:56,465 --> 01:03:58,228 What's he doing? 936 01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:01,002 Say it loud! 937 01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:09,438 Say it loud! 938 01:04:14,951 --> 01:04:17,010 Say it loud! 939 01:04:17,053 --> 01:04:20,955 Say it loud! - I'm black and I'm proud! 940 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:27,195 Hey, man, I want to get up and do my thing now. 941 01:04:41,244 --> 01:04:42,609 I feel good. 942 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,542 It's time for the big payback. 943 01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:51,347 Very clever, Mr. Undercover Brother. 944 01:04:53,389 --> 01:04:54,481 Can you dig it? 945 01:04:55,925 --> 01:04:58,621 Everything we'll need to take it to The Man. 946 01:04:58,661 --> 01:05:01,027 Hey, this isn't Taco Bell. 947 01:05:01,430 --> 01:05:03,557 Can you find out where the General is? 948 01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:05,396 Just give me 10 minutes. 949 01:05:07,603 --> 01:05:09,002 You've got one. 950 01:05:10,339 --> 01:05:11,567 Intruders! 951 01:05:11,607 --> 01:05:14,235 The Brotherhood has breached the communications room! 952 01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:17,041 Everything's a party over here with you people, isn't it? 953 01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:20,139 That's not all. The Man is on his way here. 954 01:05:20,182 --> 01:05:21,979 What? Now? 955 01:05:22,018 --> 01:05:24,953 His helicopter will be here in five minutes. 956 01:05:26,622 --> 01:05:28,419 Mr. Elias, would you kindly take care... 957 01:05:28,457 --> 01:05:31,085 of the nuisance in the communication room? 958 01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:33,254 Yes, sir. Come on, let's go! 959 01:05:33,296 --> 01:05:35,025 Yes, sir. Right away. 960 01:05:35,064 --> 01:05:37,589 What have you done with the General? - General? 961 01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:39,464 Could you come in here, please? 962 01:05:42,638 --> 01:05:44,731 General, if it's not too much of a bother,... 963 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,901 would you mind terribly, killing this man? 964 01:05:48,644 --> 01:05:50,305 Thank you. 965 01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:57,643 So I can always have something to remember you by. 966 01:05:57,687 --> 01:05:59,416 Come on, hurry up. 967 01:06:00,756 --> 01:06:02,383 I wouldn't move if I were you. 968 01:06:02,425 --> 01:06:04,723 Damn! Oh, shit. 969 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,352 Get off of me. - Sorry. 970 01:06:06,395 --> 01:06:08,625 Excellent work, White She-Devil. 971 01:06:08,664 --> 01:06:10,928 Come here, baby. 972 01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:15,833 Damn, that girl gets around. 973 01:06:22,878 --> 01:06:24,505 How can you do this to me? 974 01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:28,446 Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. 975 01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:33,119 No, it's once you go black, you don't go back. 976 01:06:35,624 --> 01:06:37,057 It's the honky patrol. 977 01:06:38,127 --> 01:06:39,526 Let me do this. 978 01:06:39,562 --> 01:06:41,029 Ah, look who got the gun now. 979 01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,724 Yeah. What's up?! - Hi. 980 01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:43,857 Shut up! - What? 981 01:06:43,899 --> 01:06:46,197 I said shut up, whitey! I got the power. 982 01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:50,935 Keep working. 983 01:06:50,973 --> 01:06:52,964 This is a girl thing. 984 01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:04,447 Breakdance. - Break, what? 985 01:07:04,487 --> 01:07:07,354 I said, breakdance. Come on. 986 01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:08,948 Take it! 987 01:07:09,992 --> 01:07:11,459 That's right. That's good. 988 01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:13,223 Come on. Kid 'n Play. 989 01:07:13,262 --> 01:07:14,991 Kid and who? - Come on. 990 01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:19,496 That's right. Getting funky. 991 01:07:21,971 --> 01:07:24,132 Oh, yeah. 992 01:07:24,173 --> 01:07:26,038 I like black people. 993 01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:31,711 Oh, fight. 994 01:07:31,747 --> 01:07:34,079 Watch yourself. Show 'em what you're working with. 995 01:07:37,853 --> 01:07:40,151 White She-Devil, represent! 996 01:07:45,694 --> 01:07:47,662 I got him. 997 01:07:47,696 --> 01:07:49,823 I got him! Vector four, section seven. 998 01:07:50,032 --> 01:07:54,025 Come on, General, you got to give me that gun. 999 01:07:55,304 --> 01:07:57,602 Nonsense! General, kill him! 1000 01:08:10,052 --> 01:08:11,781 Undercover Brother, are you okay? 1001 01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:13,812 Everything's cool now that you're here. 1002 01:08:15,157 --> 01:08:18,149 Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here! 1003 01:08:20,663 --> 01:08:22,631 See what I've been dealing with? 1004 01:08:22,665 --> 01:08:24,132 Yeah. 1005 01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:26,797 Situation complete. We'll see you soon, Chief. 1006 01:08:30,005 --> 01:08:32,371 Atomic core, eh? 1007 01:08:33,676 --> 01:08:36,668 Let's see what this so-called button does. 1008 01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:41,947 Attention, atomic core set to overload. 1009 01:08:41,984 --> 01:08:44,544 My bad. 1010 01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:46,487 Here, General, take the antidote. 1011 01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:49,851 Oh, what happened to me? 1012 01:08:53,529 --> 01:08:55,690 Damn! 1013 01:08:55,731 --> 01:08:58,393 You guys get the General out of here. I'm going after The Man. 1014 01:08:58,434 --> 01:09:01,426 Let's get while the getting's good. 1015 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:02,994 There'll be another day to fight The Man. 1016 01:09:03,038 --> 01:09:05,029 We can't give The Man another damn day! 1017 01:09:05,074 --> 01:09:08,271 But Sistah Girl's right. We got to get the hell out of here, man. 1018 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:10,210 We're gonna die! We're all gonna die! 1019 01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:12,737 Dig it! Dig it hard! - Daddy! 1020 01:09:12,781 --> 01:09:15,375 There's times for falling apart, and there's times for getting funky. 1021 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:17,612 This is one of those funky times! 1022 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,917 So, what's it going to be?! 1023 01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:22,719 Are you ready to play some funky music, white boy? 1024 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,292 Solid. 1025 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,994 Lay down the boogie. 1026 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:36,964 It's time to take it to The Man. 1027 01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:39,907 I guess this means you and I are like brothers now, huh? 1028 01:09:39,942 --> 01:09:41,807 I feel black. 1029 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:44,142 Man, you look white! 1030 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,546 Don't touch me! 1031 01:09:46,582 --> 01:09:48,049 Come on, General. Let's go. 1032 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:49,812 Let's go! Let's get out of here! 1033 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,786 Come on! - Go. Come on, nigga. 1034 01:09:52,955 --> 01:09:56,584 Atomic core overload in five minutes. 1035 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,923 Please exit in an orderly fashion. 1036 01:09:58,961 --> 01:10:00,485 Stop him! 1037 01:10:17,913 --> 01:10:20,177 Earth, wind and fire! 1038 01:10:21,317 --> 01:10:22,978 Shaquille O'Neal! 1039 01:10:23,018 --> 01:10:26,852 Sisqo! - No-ooo! 1040 01:10:35,664 --> 01:10:38,462 I just bought those. 1041 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,024 Sorry about that. 1042 01:10:52,948 --> 01:10:54,779 It's all over, man! 1043 01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:00,586 You want some drama? 1044 01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:02,454 Then bring it. 1045 01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:06,759 Lance, protect the General at all costs. 1046 01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:10,356 Atomic core overload in three minutes. 1047 01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:14,798 Let me talk to them. I'm white. 1048 01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:20,040 We don't want any trouble. 1049 01:11:20,075 --> 01:11:21,838 What are you going to do about it? 1050 01:11:21,877 --> 01:11:23,811 Sissy. 1051 01:11:25,814 --> 01:11:29,707 I am not a sissy! 1052 01:11:44,667 --> 01:11:46,259 Come on! 1053 01:11:59,581 --> 01:12:01,344 Lance. 1054 01:12:01,383 --> 01:12:05,080 He shouldn't have called me a sissy. 1055 01:12:06,955 --> 01:12:09,617 Not bad, whitey. 1056 01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:12,650 But if it was me, I would have ripped his spine out of his ass! 1057 01:12:12,695 --> 01:12:16,131 Let's go! We got less than a minute before this place blows! 1058 01:13:47,489 --> 01:13:50,083 General, sir, are you all right? - Yes. 1059 01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:52,992 There he is! Undercover Brother! 1060 01:13:53,028 --> 01:13:54,928 He's only got a few seconds! 1061 01:14:24,827 --> 01:14:27,887 You mess with the 'fro, you got to go. 1062 01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:20,881 I believe this belongs to me. 1063 01:15:37,299 --> 01:15:39,767 So long, Undercover Brother. 1064 01:15:39,801 --> 01:15:41,928 He's failed me. 1065 01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:44,097 Leave him. 1066 01:15:44,139 --> 01:15:47,131 Hey! Don't be dissing me! 1067 01:15:56,718 --> 01:16:00,085 Hey! Let me in! 1068 01:16:04,993 --> 01:16:06,585 Let me up! 1069 01:16:19,541 --> 01:16:21,406 That Feather went out like a sucka. 1070 01:16:21,443 --> 01:16:23,411 Punk ass bitch played himself. 1071 01:16:23,445 --> 01:16:25,709 Let's bounce, dawg. 1072 01:16:51,907 --> 01:16:54,808 No! He doesn't have his parachute! 1073 01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:19,395 Come on over here. Hug me. 1074 01:17:34,016 --> 01:17:36,416 Undercover Brother, you the baddest. 1075 01:17:36,451 --> 01:17:38,942 Didn't I blow your mind this time? 1076 01:17:38,987 --> 01:17:40,386 Didn't I? 1077 01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:43,050 Didn't you cause about a bazillion dollars worth of damage? 1078 01:17:43,091 --> 01:17:44,956 And I sure as hell ain't covering for you! 1079 01:17:44,993 --> 01:17:46,654 I don't give a damn how sexy you look... 1080 01:17:46,695 --> 01:17:48,094 floating down in your little pants! 1081 01:17:48,563 --> 01:17:50,360 And as for the rest of you... 1082 01:17:53,635 --> 01:17:55,762 I just want to say... 1083 01:17:55,804 --> 01:17:58,773 how very proud I am of all of you. 1084 01:18:00,475 --> 01:18:05,010 Undercover Brother, the world is safe once again thanks to you. 1085 01:18:05,047 --> 01:18:06,571 No thanks to me, Chief. 1086 01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:09,413 I couldn't have done it without Sistah Girl. 1087 01:18:09,451 --> 01:18:11,214 You know what they say, 1088 01:18:11,253 --> 01:18:13,380 "Behind every great black man..." 1089 01:18:13,422 --> 01:18:16,050 Is the police. 1090 01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:18,059 A bunch of slow white athletes? 1091 01:18:18,093 --> 01:18:19,219 No. - A cute butt? 1092 01:18:19,261 --> 01:18:21,729 Probable cause? - No! 1093 01:18:21,763 --> 01:18:24,357 A strong black woman. 1094 01:18:24,399 --> 01:18:26,264 Strong black woman. - That's right. 1095 01:18:26,301 --> 01:18:27,700 Oh, yeah. 1096 01:18:27,736 --> 01:18:31,329 It would've been cool to have a Latino, a Native American, Asian,... 1097 01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:33,807 even a Jewish guy in the mix. 1098 01:18:33,842 --> 01:18:37,805 The point is, by working together as one, we got the job done. 1099 01:18:37,846 --> 01:18:41,509 No doubt, that's what the Brotherhood is all about. 1100 01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:44,015 Solid. 1101 01:18:47,189 --> 01:18:49,817 Look out, y'all, fallin' rocks! 1102 01:18:49,858 --> 01:18:50,916 Shotgun! 1103 01:18:50,959 --> 01:18:53,359 Having stopped Operation Whitewash,... 1104 01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:57,627 the Brotherhood distributed an antidote to the mind control drug... 1105 01:18:57,666 --> 01:18:59,258 to black people nationwide. 1106 01:18:59,301 --> 01:19:01,098 And though The Man escaped,... 1107 01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:03,331 the Brotherhood had found their hero. 1108 01:19:03,371 --> 01:19:05,305 Thanks to Undercover Brother,... 1109 01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:08,503 the world was once again a funky place. 1110 01:23:35,643 --> 01:23:38,771 Damn, who is that? 1111 01:23:38,813 --> 01:23:41,213 Hold that thought and that feelin', baby. 1112 01:23:41,249 --> 01:23:43,513 Just let it percolate. I'll be right back. 1113 01:23:43,551 --> 01:23:46,281 Hurry up, baby. 1114 01:23:51,426 --> 01:23:53,257 Hi. 1115 01:23:53,294 --> 01:23:56,695 Uh, White She-Devil, what you doing here? 1116 01:23:56,731 --> 01:23:59,131 Remember? You told me to come over. 1117 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:03,136 And me and you and Sistah Girl could make Oreos. 1118 01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:05,638 Sweet and black on both sides... 1119 01:24:05,673 --> 01:24:09,074 with a dreamy white filling in the middle. 1120 01:24:09,110 --> 01:24:11,442 Then I realized... you can't make Oreos. 1121 01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:13,538 So, I bought some. 1122 01:24:16,217 --> 01:24:19,050 Some people got jungle fever. She got the flu. 1123 01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:21,749 You know. - U.B.! 1124 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:38,000 Ripped by TraceR Edited by Raymy www.ondertitels.nl 1125 01:25:56,951 --> 01:25:58,441 Solid.