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{1454}{1492}After a generation of struggle...
{1493}{1538}changed the face of our nation,...
{1538}{1589}African Americans entered the '70s...
{1590}{1634}with new found hope.
{1635}{1676}I am...|- I am...
{1677}{1725}Somebody!|- Somebody!
{1726}{1759}Vibrant leaders emerged...
{1760}{1828}and black culture reached|its high point,...
{1829}{1863}influencing all facets|of American life.
{2002}{2065}But progress slowed|in the decades that followed.
{2066}{2127}Black culture began to lose|its distinctive flavor.
{2179}{2266}And as the millennium drew to|a close disaster struck.
{2303}{2374}These seemingly random events|were in fact orchestrated...
{2375}{2441}by The Man, a villain obsessed...
{2442}{2513}with turning back the clock|on race relations.
{2514}{2560}Just when it seemed|the funky spirit...
{2561}{2604}of the '70s|would be lost forever,...
{2605}{2691}a new hero emerged.|His name, Undercover Brother.
{3534}{3606}Give it to me.|Need it, got to have it.
{3657}{3711}Say!
{4391}{4427}It ain't no thang.
{4455}{4494}Yeah.
{4581}{4634}A bird gonna shit on my windshield?!
{4635}{4674}Not on my Cadillac!
{4675}{4747}I'm gonna chop your feathers off|and put you in Chinatown!
{4748}{4807}They gonna make|Peking Pigeon out of you!
{4808}{4850}Damn!
{4856}{4898}Unbeknownst to Undercover Brother,...
{4899}{4964}there was a secret organization|dedicated to truth,...
{4965}{5017}justice, and the Afro-American way.
{5018}{5100}They had never crossed paths|until now.
{5547}{5582}Headquarters, come in.
{5583}{5644}Good work, Sistah Girl.
{5645}{5730}Data from the mainframe|ready to commence.
{5731}{5802}She's transmitting! Are we up and ready?|- Yes, sir.
{5803}{5855}And I've hacked into|the bank security system.
{5906}{5943}You've got soul.
{5944}{5997}We're in.
{5998}{6097}The computer!|Another idea stolen from the black man.
{6098}{6152}Did you all know that|George Washington Carver...
{6153}{6208}made the first computer|out of a peanut?
{6209}{6242}A peanut?
{6242}{6297}A peanut!|- Shut up and get back to work!
{6298}{6348}I've spent six months|setting up this operation...
{6349}{6390}and I want to see everything...
{6391}{6466}off-shore accounts,|dummy corporations, money laundering.
{6467}{6524}If we can cut off his funds,...
{6525}{6580}we may finally be able|to stop The Man.
{6749}{6820}Waited a long time for this.
{6861}{6909}What the hell?|- What the hell?
{6910}{6975}What the...|- Dissed.
{6976}{7056}Ah, solid.|- Hey!
{7057}{7098}What the hell are you doing, old man?
{7365}{7403}Headquarters...
{7404}{7462}Is there another agent on this case?|- Hell, no!
{7462}{7501}Damn it, who is that guy?
{7502}{7576}I'll cross-reference the bank's|security camera with our database.
{7746}{7796}Come on, Uncle Ben!
{8008}{8061}It's Macy Gray|with pork-chop sideburns!
{8180}{8216}Who's bad?
{8350}{8418}Ohh! Right up the pooper!
{8613}{8678}Right on, sweet sistah.
{8745}{8785}Damn it, who is he?!
{8786}{8858}Sistah Girl, abort mission!
{8938}{9004}Damn it.|Who was that guy?
{9242}{9285}Solid.
{9890}{9969}Solid.
{10056}{10114}Too funky for myself.
{10874}{10930}Mr. Feather, The Man wants to see you.
{10931}{10973}Fabulous.
{11054}{11157}And now, the Channel 8 News with|Wendy Marshall and Chuck Marlboro.
{11158}{11255}There's growing speculation that former|defense secretary and war hero,...
{11256}{11317}General Warren Boutwell,|will run for President.
{11318}{11377}He is considered|the first African-American...
{11378}{11416}with a legitimate chance of winning.
{11417}{11488}Wendy? Yeah, he is a strong|candidate, Chuck.
{11489}{11533}He's so well-spoken.|I've noticed that.
{11534}{11610}General Boutwell seems to have|a lot of support all across the nation.
{11611}{11663}Yes, and not just|in the urban areas.
{11664}{11753}In fact, the decorated|four-star general and Vietnam vet...
{11754}{11797}is regarded|as one of the country's...
{11798}{11841}most well-respected|public figures.
{11842}{11873}Thank you very much.
{11874}{11922}A staunch advocate|for civil rights,...
{11923}{11998}Boutwell has never backed down|from controversial issues.
{11999}{12077}Indeed, if ever there was a straighter|arrow than Warren Boutwell,...
{12078}{12121}we'd be hard-pressed|to find him.
{12122}{12174}Well, if he does declare|his candidacy,...
{12175}{12229}this certainly will be|an exciting race.
{12230}{12301}Race? I'm not|touching that one.
{12302}{12381}First, our children hip-hop|all over the suburbs.
{12382}{12432}Now Boutwell might be President?!
{12433}{12532}They are taking over|every aspect of our culture!
{12533}{12591}Don't you agree, Mr. Feather?|- Word.
{12592}{12689}For sheezy, my neezy.|- What did you say?
{12714}{12754}I said... for sure.
{12755}{12801}Yes, indeedy.
{12802}{12850}I have a cold.
{12851}{12929}I want the White House|to stay white.
{12930}{12962}Eliminate him!
{12987}{13037}But, sir, if we kill him,...
{13038}{13101}we'll only be|making him a hero.
{13154}{13197}Do you have a better idea?
{13198}{13297}Our friends at Multinational Inc.|have been developing a new drug...
{13298}{13360}with some very interesting|side effects.
{13406}{13488}I think we may have found|the perfect guinea pig.
{13762}{13843}The so called Afro Bandit|struck Multinational Bank.
{13844}{13896}However, it appears|no money was stolen.
{13897}{13971}Authorities questioned|singer Macy Gray,...
{13972}{14049}but she was released|for lack of evidence.
{14050}{14101}Well, would anybody|like to explain exactly...
{14102}{14144}what the hell happened|at the bank?!
{14145}{14200}His name is Undercover Brother.
{14290}{14338}Apparently, he was erasing|mortgage records...
{14339}{14401}so that low-income families|wouldn't lose their homes.
{14402}{14428}Great.
{14429}{14499}A "Soul Train" reject|with a Robin Hood complex.
{14500}{14561}Now I've heard everything.|- Hey, hey, hey, now.
{14562}{14605}At least he got the job done.
{14606}{14688}That's the kind of man we need around here.|- The keyword being "man"?
{14689}{14731}Hold on.|I didn't say that, you did.
{14732}{14773}Man-man.
{14774}{14825}The General's|press conference is starting!
{14826}{14865}We interrupt this broadcast|to take you live...
{14866}{14926}to a press conference|by General Warren Boutwell,...
{14927}{14961}in which he is expected|to announce...
{14962}{15037}that he is a candidate|for presidency of the United States.
{15038}{15106}I wonder if he'll run|as a Democrat or an Independent.
{15106}{15193}Never know. Might be a Republican.|- Oh, please.
{15194}{15273}What kind of self-respecting black|man would run as a Republican?
{15274}{15370}Name one thing the Republican party|has done for black people. One!
{15371}{15418}Well, they were|the party of Lincoln.
{15419}{15461}They stood against|the tyranny of oppression...
{15462}{15501}by leading the call|for the Civil War,...
{15502}{15566}and forced passage|of the Emancipation Proclamation,...
{15567}{15597}which freed the slaves.
{15638}{15684}All right,|name two things lately.
{15685}{15732}Damn it, it doesn't matter|what party!
{15733}{15794}This could be the first step|on the road to putting...
{15795}{15849}an African-American|in the White House.
{15850}{15920}It's a great day|for black people of all races.
{15989}{16057}Good morning.|- Think about it!
{16058}{16137}I've thought long and hard about how|I can best serve my country...
{16138}{16180}now that I'm no longer in uniform.
{16181}{16232}Well, today...
{16233}{16284}I am proud to announce...
{16285}{16329}that I will be...
{16330}{16439}opening a chain|of fried chicken restaurants.
{16486}{16542}General Boutwell!
{16584}{16616}Yes, sir.
{16617}{16685}So, you're passing up a chance|to be President...
{16686}{16720}to open a chicken joint?
{16721}{16793}A man like me doesn't have|any business in politics.
{16794}{16853}They say you should|always do what you know.
{16854}{16904}And what I know|is good fried chicken.
{16905}{16951}Yes, ma'am.
{16952}{17026}Don't you think your supporters|in the African-American community...
{17027}{17093}will be particularly disappointed?
{17094}{17144}Not after they taste|the General's fried chicken.
{17175}{17232}Surrender, Colonel,|here comes the General.
{17233}{17290}Will there be side dishes?|- Sweet potatoes...
{17291}{17421}Black-eyed peas, Mashed potatoes, macaroni...
{17422}{17549}cornbread and the General's|special... hot sauce!
{17550}{17604}That's all for today.
{17605}{17655}Thank you very much.|Nice to see you all.
{17656}{17712}General, what about desert?
{17806}{17863}You know, he does have a point|about that Colonel.
{17864}{17900}I never trusted the Colonel!
{17901}{17970}Slaves cooked that chicken!|Ain't no white man know...
{17970}{18023}about no 16 herbs|and spices and giblets!
{18024}{18076}Smart Brother,|if you so damn smart,...
{18077}{18149}Why don't you explain|what just happened?
{18150}{18201}If I wanted to hear something stupid,...
{18202}{18304}I'd ask this skinny black ass!|- In your face!
{18305}{18351}Skinny black... Hey!
{18352}{18430}We got to find out exactly what happened|to the General, and fast!
{18431}{18477}I'll get right on it.|Whoa, hold on.
{18478}{18549}Not that fast. We need|some new blood on this case.
{18550}{18629}What? Who? You can't just hire|some fool off the streets.
{18630}{18702}Watch me.|Get me Undercover Brother!
{18718}{18772}Ooh, too funky for myself.
{18773}{18797}You were the only man|outside the palace.
{18825}{18865}I was outside.|- Jimmy!
{18866}{18920}But I wasn't the only one.|- Jim Kelly!
{18921}{19007}It is not possible.|- Watch out for the hand!
{19049}{19098}Gets you every time!|Spinning back-kick!
{19373}{19440}I think I'll lay down...
{19441}{19497}and get me a little bit|of sleep.
{19609}{19657}Don't touch the hair!
{19734}{19820}Okay, Bruce Leroy, turn around.
{19821}{19865}Slowly.
{19945}{20035}If you gonna shoot me,|shoot me.
{20219}{20267}Thank you, Jesus.
{20427}{20463}Dig it.
{20464}{20527}You that Sistah Girl|from the bank, huh?
{20571}{20621}I guess you like|what you saw earlier.
{20639}{20698}Look, baby,|let's stop fooling around.
{20698}{20741}Your body's slammin',|let's get to jammin'.
{20746}{20778}Excuse me?
{20779}{20858}Oh, nothing relaxes a brother after|a hard day of going undercover...
{20859}{20903}like a little piece of the cookie.
{20931}{21003}Goddamn.|My cookie would break you in half.
{21004}{21115}Maybe, but that would be|some long division.
{21151}{21183}Long.
{21207}{21266}You hit me pretty good,|but I wasn't ready.
{21267}{21355}Now, any time you think you want to|get feisty or throw down...
{21463}{21506}So, Sistah Girl,...
{21507}{21566}if you're not here|for Undercover Lover,...
{21567}{21617}you must be here|for Undercover Brother.
{21618}{21673}What, pray tell,|can I do for you today?
{21709}{21765}Okay, we're here. Now be cool.
{21766}{21821}This place is top secret.|- Solid.
{21850}{21889}Man, you know you ain't right.
{21947}{22025}I'm gonna need my custom shears|for this masterpiece.
{22026}{22094}Careful. Puncture him and the|hot air's liable to kill you.
{22094}{22138}Take a seat.|- Don't mind if I do.
{22150}{22229}We're gonna hook you right up.|- Holy funkadelic!
{22230}{22333}This is some kind of secret|organization you have here.
{22342}{22390}Look at all this hi-tech|spy equipment.
{22391}{22488}You got clippers,|you got T.C.B. activator.
{22489}{22561}I mean, your only competition|must be the K.G.B.
{22581}{22625}Or the F.B.I.
{22844}{22917}Who the hell are you, woman?|You're the Grim Reaper!
{22918}{22953}I don't want to go to hell!
{22954}{23000}I ain't never did|nothing but good!
{23001}{23057}I swear to God|I ain't done nothing wrong!
{23268}{23311}Oh, come on.
{23312}{23396}The flashing light and fan|make the drop seem worse than it is.
{23520}{23572}I knew that.
{23628}{23687}Entering secure area.
{23688}{23735}Stand here.
{23736}{23784}Right here?
{24260}{24345}Blackness confirmed. You got soul.
{24346}{24438}What I'm about to show you|few people have ever seen before.
{24486}{24567}Would Agent Jefferson please pick up|the black courtesy phone?
{24658}{24713}Agents report to the ready room.
{24714}{24762}Agents report to the ready room.
{24802}{24857}Welcome to the Brotherhood.
{24858}{24902}Solid.
{24954}{24997}Yes, I know.
{24998}{25071}I really don't want to talk about|this over the telephone.
{25072}{25128}Perhaps we could meet|at a secret location?
{25129}{25192}Okay. No, that sounds great.
{25193}{25252}All right. Revolution.|Take care.
{25254}{25300}"The revolution will not be televised."
{25301}{25385}This is Undercover Brother.|- Hey, how you doing?
{25386}{25441}Good morning!
{25442}{25509}Good morning?|Get on the desk!
{25510}{25565}You brought a spy around me?!
{25566}{25623}Spy in the building!
{25624}{25668}Don't touch the 'fro.|- Back up off!
{25669}{25764}Back up off me!|- Let me tell you something about the word "good."
{25765}{25837}Good is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word.
{25838}{25918}Go-od, meaning|the absence of color,...
{25919}{25964}i.E... .|"It's all good,"...
{25965}{26028}which it is,|or "Good Will Hunting,"...
{26029}{26084}meaning, "I'm hunting niggas!"
{26085}{26160}So if you say "good morning" to me,|you're saying,
{26161}{26241}"I'm gonna kill your black ass|first thing in the morning!"
{26242}{26304}Is that that damn Undercover Brother?!|- You in trouble.
{26305}{26352}Where the hell have you been?!
{26353}{26403}This is a job, not some kind|of damn summer camp!
{26404}{26448}And I'm tired of you|disrespecting me!
{26449}{26536}Give me one good reason|why I shouldn't fire your sorry ass!
{26537}{26608}Because I don't work for you?
{26609}{26648}Shut up!
{26649}{26720}Save your smart comments|for the chunky brother in the smock!
{26721}{26769}Now get in my office!
{27221}{27272}Congratulations, Mr. Feather.
{27273}{27316}Thank you, Mister...
{27317}{27362}The Man.
{27363}{27462}As you can see,|the General is totally under our control.
{27463}{27570}Yes, our little experiment was a success.
{27571}{27690}In fact, I've decided to use the General|to launch "Operation Whitewash."
{27691}{27774}Fabulous. I'll inform Multinational|to step up production.
{27775}{27854}The only thing standing|in our way is the Brotherhood.
{27855}{27938}And they won't be a problem,|will they, Feather?
{27939}{27989}No, sir.
{27990}{28019}Good.
{28059}{28131}Uh, will they, Feather?
{28243}{28320}New one from Britney...
{29238}{29299}What am I doing?!
{29554}{29604}And that's why we believe|there's got to be...
{29605}{29697}some connection between|the General's announcement and The Man.
{29698}{29763}Come on, y'all.|Y'all telling me there's really a Man?
{29764}{29842}What do you think,|Undercover Brother?
{29843}{29881}If that is your real name.
{29882}{29936}You think things|just happen by accident?
{29937}{30082}No! Sometimes people, mostly white|people, make things happen.
{30083}{30121}That's where we come in...
{30122}{30226}and our never ending struggle|against The Man,...
{30227}{30372}a.k.a. Whitey, a.k.a. Mr. Charlie,|a.k.a. Honky McGee.
{30373}{30480}So, the conspiracies we've believed|for all these years are really true?
{30481}{30528}The N.B.A. really instituted...
{30530}{30607}the three-point shot|to give white boys a chance?
{30608}{30638}Absolutely.
{30639}{30701}So the entertainment industry|really is out to get Spike Lee.
{30702}{30761}Is that right?|- Come on, man!
{30762}{30808}Even Cher got an Oscar.
{30809}{30845}Cher-rr!
{30846}{30915}And O.J. really didn't do it?
{30998}{31059}Let's just move on, shall we?
{31086}{31145}Holy moly, looks like|the Source Awards in here.
{31146}{31193}It does now.
{31194}{31242}Hurting.|- Who's that?
{31243}{31290}Oh, this is Lance, our intern.
{31291}{31329}Lance, this is Undercover Brother.
{31330}{31366}What's happening?
{31366}{31447}Whas-ssup?!
{31486}{31579}Okay, how did the white boy get|a job here at the Brotherhood?
{31580}{31647}Shit. What can I tell you?|Affirmative action.
{31648}{31686}What? Here we go.
{31687}{31723}Oh, boy.|Open up the window.
{31724}{31777}It's getting all racial|up in this piece.
{31832}{31910}Look here, Undercover Brother,|now that you're working for us,...
{31911}{31965}you're gonna need to memorize|our rules and regulations.
{31966}{32035}Trim the hair, and for God's sake,|get rid of the clothes.
{32036}{32090}Slow your roll, Chief.|You know, I respect...
{32091}{32141}what y'all are doing here|at the Brotherhood,...
{32142}{32229}but I'm a firm believer in everybody|should do their own thang.
{32484}{32549}Okay, he should never|do his own thang.
{32613}{32672}I'm getting too old|for this shit.
{32754}{32827}I said, "You'd better open|the bank and give me my money."
{32828}{32860}Yeah?|"It's my money.
{32861}{32904}I don't care whose bank it is!"|Right.
{32905}{32967}I know whose money is in it.|I'm keeping it real.
{32968}{33027}That's all I'm saying.|- Hi, Conspiracy Brother.
{33028}{33069}"Hi"? What you mean, "Hi"?
{33070}{33119}Like, "Hi, y'all|want to be white?"
{33120}{33183}High, like the white man|wants to keep us? Huh?
{33211}{33265}You don't smell|no weed on me, did you?
{33266}{33314}Hey, brother, can I get a list...
{33315}{33362}of the words|that trigger these fits?
{33363}{33401}Man, you really need to relax.
{33402}{33441}Go see a movie.|- A movie?
{33442}{33483}A movie. Come on, man!
{33484}{33537}So I can fall in love|with some cute black man...
{33538}{33601}that teaches white people everything|they know about the shrimp industry...
{33602}{33646}before they kill him|30 minutes into the movie?
{33647}{33722}"Hey, why don't you walk down|that tunnel, black man?
{33723}{33775}Hey, black man,|turn on the generator.
{33776}{33837}This dinosaur is out there.|Hey, black man, look out.
{33838}{33893}He's got a gun!"
{33894}{33936}Oh! I'm hit!
{33938}{33984}But my vest caught it, bitch!
{33985}{34023}Yes, I'm alive!
{34024}{34111}I told you to keep your finger|off the trigger of that thing!
{34112}{34145}I'm cool, everybody.
{34146}{34185}Undercover Brother, please.|- Go on back to work.
{34186}{34227}Sorry about all that.|- I shit on myself!
{34228}{34265}I have a couple of things for you.
{34266}{34359}Here are your shoes. I took the|liberty of making a few modifications.
{34395}{34457}And now, am I correct in assuming|that the Cadillac...
{34458}{34513}that was double-parked in|the parking lot belongs to you?
{34514}{34580}Smart Brother,|that is not just a Caddy.
{34581}{34628}That is a Cadillac Coupe DeVille.
{34630}{34697}Y'all don't give a shit about me!|I need a sponge bath.
{34729}{34784}That's an orange soda dispenser.
{34785}{34850}And a crossover amp|and subwoofer for your eight-track.
{34851}{34923}Ah, man. Smart Brother,|you's a bad mother...
{34924}{34985}Shut your mouth!
{34986}{35028}Enjoy, huh?
{35033}{35061}All right.
{35062}{35136}Big car, big hair, big necklace.
{35137}{35202}Someone is clearly overcompensating.
{35203}{35289}First of all, you forgot about|my big, black, fuzzy balls.
{35440}{35479}And secondly,|this is not a necklace,...
{35480}{35529}it's a medallion|given to me by my father...
{35530}{35596}so I never forget who I am|or what I stand for.
{35597}{35641}I don't need no gold.|Don't need no jewels.
{35642}{35714}The medallion keeps me cool.|You dig?
{35723}{35776}Sistah Girl, Undercover Brother, come in.
{35865}{35900}What it is, Chief?
{35901}{35951}We've just discovered that|the General is playing golf...
{35952}{35996}with some of Multinational's|head honchos.
{35997}{36076}Now, you get yo ass down there|and see what you can find out!
{36077}{36117}And by the way, Undercover Screw Up,...
{36118}{36181}don't let me catch your black ass|in the news again.
{36198}{36231}You hear me?!|I want you to blend in!
{36232}{36290}Chiefie, baby,|I'm a master of disguises.
{36291}{36353}I can blend in like a good weave.
{36491}{36550}Say, where's that caddy?|- I don't know.
{36551}{36591}Oh, there he is.
{36684}{36725}Jah mon, rasta.
{36908}{36990}Nice shot.
{37186}{37237}Sistah Girl, the camera's up.
{37372}{37429}Would anyone like|some fried chicken?
{37654}{37705}Mr. Feather.
{37706}{37746}Undercover Brother?
{37747}{37794}We're definitely|on the right track.
{37795}{37861}That's the number one|flunkey of The Man.
{37862}{37922}I'm gonna report to the Chief,|find out what he wants to do.
{37923}{37982}That cat'll be long gone|by that time.
{37983}{38027}This thing's going down now, baby.
{38028}{38080}This is strictly|an observational mission.
{38081}{38122}We are not authorized|to take action.
{38123}{38149}Well, observe this.
{38162}{38222}Action is what|Undercover Brother's all about.
{38302}{38345}Hmm. Rasta man.
{38574}{38689}Oh, the mind control|formula is complete.
{38739}{38777}Who's there?|- Kung!
{38778}{38825}Kung who?
{38904}{38942}Kung fool!
{39316}{39358}Ow, my wrist.
{39418}{39466}Help! Thief!|There's a thief here!
{39467}{39532}What the hell is your problem?|- Give me back my things!
{39533}{39600}Thief!|Hey, give me that back!
{39692}{39739}Hold it!
{39740}{39800}Holy Motown.
{39972}{40042}Come on.|- You don't want to mess with me, man!
{40256}{40304}I had 'em, baby.|Yeah, I saw.
{40306}{40346}Come on, let's go!
{40410}{40444}Come on!
{40498}{40553}Stop where you are!|This is security!
{40554}{40614}Do not move!|- Quick! This way!
{40614}{40653}Aw, hell, they moved.
{40757}{40814}Do it.|Code 37.
{41097}{41157}Is he crazy?|- Okay, slow down!
{41220}{41278}Slow, slow, slow.
{41279}{41334}Hey, slow down|over there, people!
{41394}{41430}Hold the wheel, baby.
{41502}{41550}No! No!|- Oh, no!
{41550}{41606}Oh, jeez!|Too fast!
{41607}{41650}Losing control!
{42317}{42385}There's got to be another way out of here.|- Hold it!
{42809}{42850}Thanks for the lift.
{42901}{43036}A spectral analysis has ironically confirmed|traces of poultry on Mr. Feather.
{43037}{43082}This proves that|The Man must be behind...
{43083}{43133}Multinational Inc. 's deal|with the General.
{43134}{43198}I don't get it. What does The Man|got to do with fried chicken?
{43199}{43264}Is that his big plan,|to get black people to eat junk food?
{43265}{43321}Open your eyes, Undercover Brother!
{43322}{43406}This has to do with|discrediting the General.
{43407}{43454}That is the white man's tactic.
{43454}{43502}He don't want no black President.
{43502}{43537}You've seen it all through history.
{43538}{43584}They never give black men credit.
{43585}{43656}Jesus Christ... black man.
{43658}{43749}Babe Ruth... black man.
{43780}{43813}Madonna!
{43841}{43884}Sleeps with black men.
{43885}{43937}Think about it.
{43938}{43989}So the General sold out to The Man.
{43990}{44033}I don't think it's that simple.
{44034}{44107}When you're dealing|with The Man, it never is.
{44137}{44236}Our only choice here|is to infiltrate Multinational Inc.
{44237}{44299}Then we can find out|what happened to the General.
{44300}{44364}It'll be a very dangerous assignment.
{44393}{44440}It'll be your most|vigorous training yet.
{44441}{44481}You're gonna have to think and act...
{44482}{44540}just like a tight-butt white man|with a 401K plan...
{44541}{44580}and a country club membership.
{44581}{44627}So pay attention.
{44744}{44779}Here...
{44780}{44835}have a bite of this...
{44836}{44865}sandwich.
{44866}{44910}How did you know I was hungry?
{44911}{44955}I ain't eat nothing this morning.
{45051}{45128}You trying to kill me?|- If you're going to pass in white America,...
{45129}{45202}you are going to have|to learn to like mayonnaise!
{45203}{45232}No!|Listen...
{45233}{45306}if you're ever forced|to eat this mayonnaise,...
{45307}{45371}simply press the button|on this side of the watch.
{45372}{45435}It delivers a rather liberal|spritzing of hot sauce.
{45436}{45515}One blast should be enough|to make Caucasian food edible.
{45516}{45553}Well, it works on grits.
{45622}{45665}Now, since time|is of the essence,...
{45666}{45714}I developed a device|that allows you...
{45715}{45764}to absorb the whole|of white culture...
{45765}{45835}in mere seconds|using subliminal imagery.
{45836}{45940}I call it... Caucasiavision.
{45941}{46008}Hey, I feel like George Clinton.
{46073}{46133}Turn it on.
{46353}{46411}No!
{46484}{46517}Make it stop!|Make it stop!
{46605}{46645}Don't you give up on me!
{46674}{46725}I see white people.|It's too much!
{46726}{46757}Too much!|Caucasian overload!
{46781}{46821}Caucasian overload.|Breathe.
{46822}{46861}Caucasian overload!|Breathe.
{46898}{46945}Breathe. Breathe.
{46986}{47061}That's too much white|for one brother to take.
{47062}{47094}You did good.
{47095}{47147}We need to make sure|the process worked,...
{47148}{47249}so I called in an expert|on white culture.
{47552}{47605}"In season three of 'Friends',...
{47654}{47766}what object of Julia's did|Ross see on his bedside table...
{47767}{47815}the night he kissed Rachel?"
{47996}{48036}Her saline solution.
{48102}{48146}He's ready.
{48408}{48444}Hi, there.
{48488}{48524}How are you doing?
{48561}{48616}What do you say there?
{48646}{48678}Howdy. May I help you?
{48679}{48715}I sincerely hope so.
{48716}{48763}Today's my first day at Multinational.
{48764}{48819}Oh, my. Jackson.
{48820}{48855}Anton Jackson.
{48856}{48909}And no, not one|of the Jackson Five.
{48985}{49045}Here we go. You're in suite 54.|Tobacco division.
{49052}{49177}We need some fresh, hip strategies|to expand our market share.
{49178}{49238}As it turns out,|I have just the product.
{49286}{49329}Here's one of your cigarettes.
{49330}{49361}Take a good look at it.
{49362}{49429}It's pale, small,|a little on the limp side.
{49430}{49462}It's basically inadequate.
{49463}{49515}It can't possibly give much|pleasure to the user.
{49516}{49577}It sure can't.|- I mean, ask yourselves,...
{49578}{49631}how many black people|are gonna want to smoke this?
{49632}{49685}Not the one I know.|- You have to effectively position...
{49686}{49734}your product within the black consumer.
{49734}{49801}May I present to you The Fatty?
{49826}{49899}Hmm? It's got that|hand-rolled look and feel...
{49900}{49957}that's so popular|with today's black youth.
{49958}{50053}It's big. It's full|of long-lasting pleasure...
{50054}{50111}To be enjoyed again...
{50222}{50263}I could use a smoke.
{50264}{50321}Yeah? Good.
{50401}{50472}It's time to say goodbye|to Anton Jackson...
{50573}{50640}and say what it is|to Undercover Brother.
{50740}{50785}Now, that's a long way down.
{52199}{52254}Come in, Brotherhood.|Are you digging me?
{52255}{52293}Undercover Brother.
{52294}{52349}I'll transmit some|computer files about the General.
{52350}{52399}See what you can do with it.|- Right on.
{52566}{52639}The chief wants you to stay undercover|until we decode this information.
{52640}{52687}I can dig it.|- But be careful.
{52688}{52739}If they're onto you,|they might set up a trap.
{52740}{52778}I know this is the wrong time,...
{52779}{52869}but I wanted to let you know,|I'm thinking about you, girl.
{52870}{52926}I'm bouncin'.|Shakin' a spot.
{52927}{52981}Gone.|- Bye.
{52982}{53033}Bye.
{53073}{53120}Mr. Elias, there's been a breach!
{53121}{53177}That afro!
{53178}{53228}I'd recognize it anywhere.
{53229}{53285}The Brotherhood is making their move.
{53286}{53332}Just as I expected.
{53370}{53432}It's time to release|our secret weapon.
{53433}{53496}I call it...
{53497}{53573}Black Man's kryptonite.
{53946}{54021}How's it going there?
{54022}{54063}What the hell?
{54078}{54126}Oh, dear.
{54126}{54197}Oh, what am I gonna do?
{54198}{54245}My gosh.
{54274}{54349}Look at this mess.|Oh, dear.
{54390}{54445}I'm so sorry.|Let me help you.
{54446}{54484}Jeez, that's sweet of you.
{54485}{54533}If I mess up my boss' report,...
{54534}{54593}he's gonna have a conniption|with a capital K.
{54594}{54687}Penelope Snow.
{54712}{54755}Anton Jackson.
{54756}{54803}I'm so sorry. Here.
{54804}{54876}Thanks, Anton.|You're so sweet.
{54878}{54963}And cute, too.|In a Theo Huxtable kind of way.
{54994}{55039}Are you new here?
{55040}{55097}Yeah, it's my first day.|Mine too.
{55098}{55143}Really?|- Yeah, I just moved here...
{55144}{55191}bringing nothing by my hopes|and my dreams.
{55192}{55264}But sometimes the big city|can be so...
{55292}{55335}...big.
{55336}{55421}A girl needs friends, Anton.
{55422}{55476}Would you like to be my friend?
{57361}{57409}I didn't know you had such|a beautiful voice.
{57438}{57545}You know, you and I|have tons in common.
{57546}{57613}I know what it feels like|to be discriminated against.
{57614}{57697}I mean, just because a girl|has a healthy sexual appetite,...
{57698}{57744}doesn't mean|she can't do her job.
{57745}{57808}They look at you...
{57809}{57877}and all they see|is a threatening black man.
{57914}{57971}And they look at me,|and all they see...
{57972}{58033}are my full breasts|and my narrow waist...
{58034}{58076}that tapers|to my pert backside.
{58077}{58133}It's just not fair.
{58134}{58190}Here you go, folks.|- Yum.
{58257}{58324}And here's the extra mayonnaise you ordered.|- Yum, yum.
{58325}{58393}Enjoy.|- This is the best stuff.
{58450}{58495}Have you eaten here before, Anton?
{58496}{58543}No, I haven't.|It's my first time.
{58544}{58588}Oh, take a bite of my sandwich.
{58632}{58680}Come on, Anton.
{58707}{58756}Just one little bite.
{58998}{59029}Scrumptious.
{59121}{59238}Oh, Anton, I can't wait to see|you in these corduroys.
{59239}{59288}You're gonna make me blush.
{59289}{59349}And you might not see it!
{59350}{59409}May I help you, sir?
{59466}{59500}Hello, fellow person of color.
{59501}{59542}How's it going today?
{59587}{59650}What's going down?|- What are you doing with that girl?
{59651}{59688}What girl?|- That girl!
{59689}{59732}Oh, the white woman.
{59733}{59772}I'm undercover.
{59773}{59842}When you go undercover, you have|to do things you wouldn't normally do.
{59843}{59933}No matter how difficult, how dangerous,|how good it might have felt.
{59934}{60005}Like having sex with white girls?
{60006}{60060}Damn it, woman,|would you just back off?!
{60061}{60156}Attention angry black man in khakis.
{60157}{60229}Golly, I must have tripped|or something.
{60230}{60288}Hi, Ton-ja.
{60289}{60344}Listen...
{60345}{60424}I was wondering,|do you have any dickies?
{60425}{60462}'Cause I couldn't find them.
{60463}{60503}Really?
{60504}{60574}Perhaps we're all sold out.
{60575}{60622}Aw, that's too bad.
{60623}{60660}Come on, Anton.
{60662}{60789}I saw a mock turtleneck at Eddie|Bauer that's perfect for you.
{60790}{60853}Thanks for all your help.|Bye-bye, Ton-ja.
{60858}{60895}Bye-bye.
{61136}{61165}And action!
{61184}{61219}I want you...
{61243}{61311}to buy my new|fried chicken, that is.
{61343}{61398}Sure enough.
{61399}{61442}I used to work for the Pentagon,...
{61443}{61494}now I help you to get|your chicken on.
{61495}{61538}And for a limited time only,...
{61539}{61586}order an eight-piece Nappy Meal,...
{61587}{61678}and get a 32-ounce|malt liquor absolutely free.
{62060}{62136}Lord have mercy.
{62322}{62413}Introducing the Nappy Meal from G.F.C.
{62414}{62473}This chicken is the bomb.
{62522}{62601}At the General's,|we do chicken right-on!
{62630}{62684}Will you look at that?
{62685}{62757}The General's lost his damn mind.
{62758}{62809}He's making a fool|out of himself over this crap.
{62998}{63037}What?|It's catchy.
{63038}{63081}Reminds me of the Fresh Prince.
{63082}{63120}I like him. He raps happy.
{63146}{63205}Excuse me, sir.|This is a restricted... good God!
{63206}{63267}Heya, Chiefster. Lance.|- Nice pants.
{63268}{63327}Undercover Brother?|- Undercover Brother?
{63342}{63420}What happened to you?|- He had sex with a white girl, that's what!
{63421}{63475}Was it everything I dreamed of?|It was good.
{63486}{63516}She had pink nipples?|Big ones.
{63517}{63569}Yeah, big ones.|- Yeah.
{63570}{63630}Her carpet matched her drapes?|- Excuse me?
{63693}{63785}No, man. You can't be doing that.|- What were you doing?
{63786}{63863}White girl or no white girl,|where the hell have you been?
{63864}{63935}Not there, 'cause that's where people|who swear go. Thank you very much.
{63936}{63991}You sound like|a 14-year-old white chick.
{63992}{64062}I don't think so, Sister Girl.
{64063}{64136}It's Sistah Girl, dude.
{64137}{64189}Maybe on Planet Ebonics.|But where I come from,...
{64190}{64246}we like to pronounce|our E's and our R's,...
{64247}{64289}thank you very much.
{64290}{64351}E's and R's?
{64352}{64404}Ebonics, huh?|I be thinking...
{64405}{64485}that somebody in this room|is selling out.
{64486}{64530}I say we kill him.|Shut the door, nigga.
{64531}{64582}Shh, it's gonna be|all right, baby. Don't look!
{64583}{64637}I'm sorry, dawg, but you need...|Hey, buddy,...
{64638}{64723}if I hadn't read that article in|Vanity Fair on anger management,...
{64724}{64795}I'd put away this guava-|mango-broccoli smoothie...
{64796}{64856}And put my foot in your patootie.|- Patootie?
{64858}{64903}Now maybe you guys|don't like the new me,...
{64904}{64951}but I don't give a gosh darn.
{64952}{64982}For all I care,...
{64983}{65029}you can all get|the beejeebies out of here.
{65030}{65085}Now, if you'll excuse me,|I must be going.
{65086}{65122}"Frasier" is on.
{65123}{65175}"Frasier"?
{65270}{65312}Beejeebies?
{65313}{65360}He said he would stick his foot...
{65362}{65427}up my so-called "patootie."|Damn it.
{65428}{65467}I knew this could happen.
{65468}{65546}You can only keep an agent|undercover for so long...
{65547}{65581}before he loses his identity.
{65582}{65678}Hell, no man can resist|low interest loans...
{65679}{65730}and non-fat lattes forever.
{65731}{65769}And white women.
{65770}{65812}So wait,|let me get this straight.
{65813}{65849}Whenever a black guy does well,...
{65850}{65913}starts wearing Dockers,|buys a few Celine Dion records,...
{65914}{65985}and sleeps with a white chick,|you automatically say he's sold out?
{65986}{66017}That's enough!
{66018}{66098}Always trying to shut|the white man down.
{66099}{66151}That's right!|That's right!
{66152}{66224}Oh, that ain't right.|- What's the word?
{66225}{66292}I was able to decode|the data from Multinational Inc.
{66293}{66395}The General is under the influence|of a psycho- hallucinogenic drug.
{66396}{66451}It's a mind control drug, sir.|Very powerful.
{66452}{66495}Very easy to use.
{66529}{66564}Good Lord.
{66565}{66662}With something like that, The Man could|control every black person in America.
{66663}{66748}Theoretically, yes, but it would take years|to administer the doses individually.
{66749}{66842}To be efficient, you'd need to|develop a huge distribution system.
{66930}{66969}The chicken!
{67030}{67095}I hate to say it,...
{67096}{67172}if Undercover Brother|don't get his shit together,...
{67173}{67232}this may be one battle|we might lose to The Man.
{67282}{67378}Smart Brother, am I gonna die?
{67596}{67666}Honey?|Yeah?
{67667}{67737}Is this Michael Bolton's|version of that thong song?
{67738}{67783}No, but I want that one.
{67784}{67871}I hear he got all the funk|that Sisqo missed.
{67872}{67907}Do you like this?
{67908}{67959}You know, usually I'm not|into the heavy stuff,...
{67960}{68011}but this is kinda catchy.
{68012}{68052}It is, isn't it?|- Yeah.
{68086}{68173}I made us some sandwiches.|- Extra mayo for me, please.
{68368}{68411}Freeze, sucka!
{68412}{68492}Put down the mayonnaise...|slowly.
{68493}{68534}It's that colored girl, Ton-ja.
{68686}{68758}Now, Buffy the Black Man Slayer,|step away from the brotha.
{68759}{68805}Bye, brother.|- Come on.
{68806}{68853}Bye.|- Move it.
{68854}{68913}Be careful.|- Let's go.
{68914}{68993}Why? So you can tell me|what a sellout I am again?
{68994}{69042}Oh, I don't judge people|by how they dress,...
{69043}{69092}or what music they listen to.
{69093}{69165}But I remember a brother|who wasn't afraid to be himself,...
{69166}{69234}who taught me to follow|my own funky path,...
{69235}{69290}stand up for|what I think is right.
{69318}{69361}Remember this?
{69430}{69478}Ignore her, Anton.
{69478}{69559}I'm all the single white female|you'll ever need.
{69560}{69641}I want to. Really, I do.
{69642}{69710}All day, but I can't.
{69778}{69831}I must be true to myself.
{69832}{69891}Look at that white girl.|Are you crazy?
{69892}{69945}The darker the berry,|the sweeter the juice.
{69946}{70004}Corduroys are so comfortable.
{70005}{70066}Got to get funky.
{70422}{70482}I can't throw this away.
{70483}{70529}'Cause like this medallion...
{70554}{70601}this brother's here to stay.
{70629}{70701}What's up, Sistah Girl?|Look at you!
{70702}{70759}What took you so long?
{70760}{70832}You don't think the heels are too much?|- No, it's funktabulous.
{70834}{70876}'Cause I was gonna go...|- Hold it right there...
{70877}{70936}Undercover Brother.|Drop it!
{70965}{71030}This woman just can't get...|- I meant the gun.
{71333}{71437}That's White She-Devil,|The Man's secret weapon.
{71438}{71478}Sorry.
{71552}{71654}It's time to...|platform out of here.
{71839}{71880}Damn duck shoes.
{71881}{71932}Looks like we're in hot water.
{71933}{72006}Or hot sauce.
{72132}{72161}Come on!|Come on.
{72162}{72194}Come on.|It's not fair.
{72195}{72238}'N Sync!
{72239}{72274}Backstreet Boys!
{72275}{72332}And Boyz II Men!|We really sing!
{72333}{72387}Elton John!|Billie Jean King!
{72712}{72758}Come on, White She-Devil.|I been waiting.
{72759}{72793}Come on, baby.|Come on!
{73314}{73373}No, you didn't.|- Yes, I did.
{73456}{73497}Bitch!
{73498}{73546}You know how much this shit cost?
{73547}{73590}How much did this shit cost,|you disco queen?!
{73618}{73650}All of this!|- How dare you!
{73807}{73860}Touch it. Now looky here.
{74072}{74125}Toast to the booty!|Booty toast.
{74242}{74285}Wait! Look at that.
{74644}{74685}The water's cold.|Water cold!
{74770}{74849}Nothin' like safe sex,|you know what I'm saying?
{74882}{74946}Look at that.|Look at that there.
{74947}{74970}Bitch!
{75180}{75218}You enjoy yourself?
{75724}{75780}Would you stop fooling around?
{75821}{75880}Got to get my cool back!
{76223}{76283}Can you play something funky|for a brother to drive to?
{76450}{76485}Drive!|Drive this thing!
{76486}{76532}Baby, it was made in the '70s.
{76533}{76562}This ain't no Ferrari.
{76912}{76977}Damn.|Look out, baby.
{77805}{77861}You should have run|her narrow ass over.
{78133}{78188}So, this has all been|some kind of jive game...
{78189}{78235}to get me out of the way?|- That's right.
{78236}{78284}I was sent to destroy you...
{78285}{78331}and everything|the Brotherhood stands for.
{78606}{78652}Damn it.
{78697}{78755}Falling in love with you|wasn't part of the plan.
{78939}{79052}Oh, Undercover Brother,|you're too much man for me.
{79053}{79174}Baby... sometimes I'm too much|man for my own damn self.
{79281}{79348}Mr. Feather,|your status report, please.
{79349}{79422}All the pieces of Operation Whitewash|are in place.
{79423}{79478}Good. It's time|to extend the reach...
{79479}{79581}to black leaders in sports, the arts,|entertainment and business.
{79582}{79641}Soon all aspects of society...
{79642}{79693}will once again be dominated|by The Man.
{79694}{79790}It's time to strike the final blow|against the Brotherhood.
{79791}{79925}So, when I return to the lair,|Undercover Brother better be dead.
{79926}{79980}Are we clear?|- Very good, sir.
{79981}{80062}With Undercover Brother dead, the|Brotherhood had best step correct,...
{80063}{80129}or their next move|will be their last.
{80130}{80185}Goodbye.
{80279}{80326}Can I ask you something?
{80327}{80375}Did I just say,
{80376}{80426}"They had best step correct"?
{80427}{80473}Yes, sir. You did.
{80501}{80532}You see what's happening?
{80533}{80582}You see how we're|being corrupted by their...
{80583}{80632}hip-and-now fashion,|and their cool slang...
{80633}{80684}you can't help but use.|"Don't be dissing me!"
{80685}{80725}No!|- "It's all that!"
{80726}{80804}You go, girl!|What's the dillio?
{80805}{80861}Who let the dogs out?
{80862}{80901}Whatcha talk about, Willis?
{80902}{80946}You know what I'm saying?!
{80947}{81033}Little by little we're blending|and merging until one day...
{81034}{81084}we're all going to be|one united people...
{81085}{81151}living and working|and dancing together,...
{81152}{81239}like the news or "Ally McBeal,"|or the people that work at Saturn!
{81240}{81305}And we've got to stop it|before it's too late!
{81357}{81533}You heard The Man. As of now,|Operation Whitewash goes global.
{81707}{81776}Jay-Z is doing Lawrence Welk's|Greatest Hits?!
{81777}{81853}John Singleton to remake|"Driving Miss Daisy"?!
{81854}{81949}Terry McMillan?|"How Stella Got Her White Man Back"?
{81950}{81993}Double damn it!
{81994}{82057}Black people all over|the world are losing their damn minds.
{82057}{82093}And look...
{82094}{82180}they've all been exposed|to the General's fried chicken.
{82181}{82221}Smart Brother, how's it coming|with this antidote?
{82221}{82301}I found one. But it only works|on one person at a time.
{82302}{82353}We have to stop|this thing at the source.
{82382}{82425}Undercover Brother, you're back!
{82594}{82662}Hell's wrong with you bringing|a white girl in my house?
{82674}{82705}She's working with us now, Chief.
{82705}{82806}With my extensive and intimate|knowledge of The Man's organization,...
{82807}{82857}I can help you stop his evil plan.
{82858}{82896}Okay.
{82897}{82961}Smart Brother,|take White She-Devil to the lab...
{82962}{83001}and find out exactly|what she knows.
{83002}{83078}You know, you're cute in|a Theo Huxtable kind of way.
{83079}{83137}Really? Usually I get Al Roker.
{83137}{83201}"Here's what's happening|in your neck of the woods."
{83202}{83330}Chief, various brother agents,|I owe all of you a huge apology.
{83331}{83391}I just watched this show...
{83392}{83440}"Roots"?|Maybe you've heard of it?
{83442}{83537}It taught me such|a profound lesson about bigotry.
{83538}{83607}I have sat on the sidelines|of race relations long enough.
{83608}{83699}I want to march down|that field of oppression...
{83700}{83856}and kick that ball of bigotry right|over the goalpost of intolerance.
{83984}{84044}Son, you talk a lot of shit.|- Yes, I do.
{84045}{84116}But you down.
{84124}{84176}What?|Are you kidding?
{84177}{84228}You're going to let the white boy|join just like that?
{84229}{84281}I was in secret agent school|for three years!
{84282}{84336}Three years.|I paid for them classes myself.
{84337}{84400}You made me.|- Chief. Chief.
{84401}{84445}I performed a full range|spectral analysis...
{84446}{84490}on Miss White She-Devil's|brain waves.
{84491}{84604}Then, I unlocked her subconscious|using a special form of hypnosis.
{84605}{84649}Then, I gently brushed her hair.
{84650}{84721}Then, I reached deep within...
{84722}{84836}her tight little pockets and I found|a list of The Man's targets.
{84837}{84862}Good Lord.
{84863}{84942}They're going after James Brown|tomorrow night at the Grammys.
{84943}{85009}We need to stop him.|Find the General and give him the antidote.
{85009}{85069}That's right.|It's goin' to the streets. Hey, y'all!
{85070}{85117}It's revolution up in this bitch!
{85118}{85173}Set the alarm to def-con five!
{85174}{85220}It's on, baby. It's on.
{85221}{85273}Good work, White She-Devil.|- Thanks.
{85273}{85361}Oh, you in too.|What the fuck?! Chief!
{85362}{85418}I never see that bitch|in my secret agent classes!
{85419}{85465}I'm still paying the loans off, man!
{85466}{85501}I sleep on a pissy mattress.
{85502}{85541}I ain't got good food to eat!
{85542}{85593}I borrow money for my weed!
{85594}{85661}I quit.|That's it.
{85662}{85733}Y'all don't got Conspiracy Brother|Jones to kick around anymore!
{85734}{85789}Give me a pillow case!|I'm joining the Klan.
{85819}{85873}Brother, we all love|your solo enthusiasm,...
{85873}{85925}but this is about|working together.
{85926}{85978}Now, I've been a solo star|shooting the shots...
{85979}{86029}that I thought|would win the game.
{86030}{86120}But in workin' with y'all,|I've come to realize...
{86121}{86180}that only a team wins|a championship.
{86209}{86264}Teamwork! That's right.
{86265}{86320}That's right.|I'm sorry, everybody.
{86321}{86364}Teamwork!|Now, let's go!
{86365}{86409}Hustle, hustle!|Come on, white girl!
{86669}{86712}Best of luck tonight.
{86713}{86752}Have a great time.
{86753}{86812}We know The Man plans|to make his move tonight.
{86813}{86852}Now, Lance,|we're counting on you.
{86853}{86904}Don't get distracted,|be focused.
{86905}{86969}Stick close to the target|at all times.
{86970}{87013}Roger. Will do.
{87313}{87384}Ladies and gentlemen, James Brown.
{87519}{87565}How you doing?|- James Brown.
{87566}{87621}I want to see my fans.|- No, it's okay.
{87622}{87662}Wait a minute.|What's going on?
{87663}{87707}Perimeter search.|I'm on it.
{87745}{87782}What is that boy doing?
{87837}{87893}What's going on here?|- Hey, Jimmy.
{87894}{87942}What?
{87943}{87997}Now, I feel good.
{87998}{88045}God, man!
{88046}{88087}Lance. Lance!
{88114}{88183}The hardest working man|in show business.
{88239}{88275}Go get him.
{88306}{88388}Thank you, James Brown.
{88415}{88442}No! Hey!|I just got promoted!
{88655}{88729}Hello, Mr. James Brown.
{88730}{88805}Hello-ooo, Mr. James Brown.
{88923}{88959}Good God!
{88986}{89058}You will soon be administered|a drug that will make you...
{89165}{89201}The signal's stopped.
{89202}{89267}It's James Brown touchdown!
{89268}{89316}That's James Brown?|- That's mustard.
{89318}{89397}I can't believe I let him|get away. I am so stupid.
{89445}{89496}You got to stop|beating yourself up.
{89497}{89553}We got to work together|as a team, okay?
{89554}{89599}Yeah, man.|Let the team do it.
{89654}{89697}I'm playin' with him.
{89698}{89748}Stop playin'.
{89750}{89801}Damn.
{89846}{89881}You need to lighten up.
{89882}{89935}You know what I'm sayin'?
{89936}{89991}Just be careful with this.|If you smoke too much,...
{89992}{90045}it's going to have you|all paranoid and shit.
{90045}{90100}It takes time to build up|a tolerance like mine...
{90101}{90143}What? Did you hear that?
{90144}{90193}Hey, y'all,|did you hear something?
{90194}{90252}Shh, quiet!|There it goes again.
{90425}{90472}Incoming vehicle!
{90473}{90537}Don't you move!|- Hold it!
{90537}{90582}Don't you move!
{90583}{90692}Identify yourself!|- I'm with Island Fortress Cleaning Service, sir.
{90693}{90742}Oh, okay.|Thank you.
{90743}{90803}You so sweet.|- Just the janitors.
{90804}{90840}Let 'em through!
{91324}{91368}Lance. Lance!
{91415}{91463}So, Mr. Godfather of Soul...
{91548}{91608}life as you've known it|will soon cease to exist.
{91669}{91701}Sorry.
{91702}{91768}Any final requests?
{91819}{91866}Say it loud.
{91918}{91982}Say it loud!
{91983}{92025}What's he doing?
{92057}{92092}Say it loud!
{92230}{92294}Say it loud!
{92426}{92476}Say it loud!
{92477}{92570}Say it loud!|- I'm black and I'm proud!
{92649}{92720}Hey, man, I want to get up|and do my thing now.
{93057}{93089}I feel good.
{93120}{93184}It's time for the big payback.
{93223}{93299}Very clever, Mr. Undercover Brother.
{93348}{93374}Can you dig it?
{93409}{93473}Everything we'll need|to take it to The Man.
{93474}{93531}Hey, this isn't Taco Bell.
{93541}{93592}Can you find out|where the General is?
{93593}{93636}Just give me 10 minutes.
{93689}{93722}You've got one.
{93754}{93784}Intruders!
{93785}{93848}The Brotherhood has breached|the communications room!
{93849}{93915}Everything's a party over here|with you people, isn't it?
{93916}{93989}That's not all.|The Man is on his way here.
{93990}{94033}What? Now?
{94034}{94105}His helicopter will be here|in five minutes.
{94145}{94188}Mr. Elias,|would you kindly take care...
{94189}{94252}of the nuisance|in the communication room?
{94253}{94304}Yes, sir.|Come on, let's go!
{94305}{94346}Yes, sir.|Right away.
{94347}{94408}What have you done with the General?|- General?
{94409}{94453}Could you come in here, please?
{94529}{94579}General, if it's not|too much of a bother,...
{94580}{94631}would you mind terribly,|killing this man?
{94673}{94713}Thank you.
{94815}{94888}So I can always have something|to remember you by.
{94890}{94931}Come on, hurry up.
{94963}{95002}I wouldn't move if I were you.
{95003}{95058}Damn!|Oh, shit.
{95059}{95097}Get off of me.|- Sorry.
{95098}{95152}Excellent work,|White She-Devil.
{95153}{95207}Come here, baby.
{95282}{95325}Damn, that girl gets around.
{95493}{95532}How can you do this to me?
{95533}{95627}Once you've had Undercover Brother,|there is no other.
{95671}{95739}No, it's once you go black,|you don't go back.
{95799}{95833}It's the honky patrol.
{95859}{95893}Let me do this.
{95893}{95929}Ah, look who got the gun now.
{95929}{95969}Yeah. What's up?!|- Hi.
{95970}{95996}Shut up!|- What?
{95997}{96053}I said shut up, whitey!|I got the power.
{96111}{96166}Keep working.
{96167}{96215}This is a girl thing.
{96450}{96490}Breakdance.|- Break, what?
{96491}{96560}I said, breakdance.|Come on.
{96561}{96598}Take it!
{96623}{96658}That's right.|That's good.
{96659}{96701}Come on.|Kid 'n Play.
{96701}{96743}Kid and who?|- Come on.
{96809}{96851}That's right.|Getting funky.
{96910}{96962}Oh, yeah.
{96963}{97008}I like black people.
{97087}{97144}Oh, fight.
{97145}{97201}Watch yourself.|Show 'em what you're working with.
{97291}{97346}White She-Devil, represent!
{97479}{97526}I got him.
{97527}{97578}I got him!|Vector four, section seven.
{97583}{97679}Come on, General,|you got to give me that gun.
{97709}{97765}Nonsense!|General, kill him!
{98063}{98105}Undercover Brother, are you okay?
{98105}{98153}Everything's cool|now that you're here.
{98185}{98257}Y'all gonna make me lose|my mind up in here!
{98317}{98365}See what I've been dealing with?
{98365}{98401}Yeah.
{98411}{98465}Situation complete.|We'll see you soon, Chief.
{98541}{98598}Atomic core, eh?
{98629}{98701}Let's see what this so-called|button does.
{98729}{98828}Attention,|atomic core set to overload.
{98829}{98890}My bad.
{98891}{98937}Here, General, take the antidote.
{98965}{99017}Oh, what happened to me?
{99105}{99157}Damn!
{99158}{99222}You guys get the General out of here.|I'm going after The Man.
{99223}{99295}Let's get while|the getting's good.
{99296}{99332}There'll be another day|to fight The Man.
{99333}{99381}We can't give The Man|another damn day!
{99382}{99459}But Sistah Girl's right.|We got to get the hell out of here, man.
{99460}{99505}We're gonna die!|We're all gonna die!
{99506}{99566}Dig it! Dig it hard!|- Daddy!
{99567}{99629}There's times for falling apart,|and there's times for getting funky.
{99630}{99683}This is one of those funky times!
{99684}{99738}So, what's it going to be?!
{99739}{99805}Are you ready to play|some funky music, white boy?
{99960}{100011}Solid.
{100012}{100052}Lay down the boogie.
{100096}{100147}It's time to take it to The Man.
{100148}{100217}I guess this means you|and I are like brothers now, huh?
{100218}{100263}I feel black.
{100264}{100319}Man, you look white!
{100320}{100377}Don't touch me!
{100377}{100413}Come on, General.|Let's go.
{100413}{100455}Let's go!|Let's get out of here!
{100456}{100502}Come on!|- Go. Come on, nigga.
{100530}{100617}Atomic core overload in five minutes.
{100618}{100673}Please exit in an orderly fashion.
{100674}{100711}Stop him!
{101129}{101183}Earth, wind and fire!
{101210}{101250}Shaquille O'Neal!
{101251}{101343}Sisqo!|- No-ooo!
{101554}{101621}I just bought those.
{101622}{101659}Sorry about that.
{101969}{102013}It's all over, man!
{102095}{102152}You want some drama?
{102153}{102197}Then bring it.
{102231}{102300}Lance, protect the General|at all costs.
{102301}{102386}Atomic core overload in three minutes.
{102450}{102493}Let me talk to them.|I'm white.
{102573}{102618}We don't want any trouble.
{102619}{102661}What are you going|to do about it?
{102662}{102709}Sissy.
{102757}{102850}I am not a sissy!
{103209}{103247}Come on!
{103566}{103609}Lance.
{103609}{103698}He shouldn't have called me a sissy.
{103743}{103807}Not bad, whitey.
{103808}{103880}But if it was me, I would have ripped|his spine out of his ass!
{103881}{103963}Let's go! We got less than a minute|before this place blows!
{106153}{106216}General, sir, are you all right?|- Yes.
{106217}{106285}There he is!|Undercover Brother!
{106286}{106332}He's only got a few seconds!
{107049}{107122}You mess with the 'fro,|you got to go.
{108334}{108393}I believe this belongs to me.
{108786}{108845}So long, Undercover Brother.
{108846}{108897}He's failed me.
{108898}{108949}Leave him.
{108950}{109022}Hey! Don't be dissing me!
{109252}{109333}Hey! Let me in!
{109450}{109488}Let me up!
{109799}{109844}That Feather went out like a sucka.
{109845}{109892}Punk ass bitch played himself.
{109893}{109947}Let's bounce, dawg.
{110575}{110645}No! He doesn't have|his parachute!
{111193}{111234}Come on over here. Hug me.
{111585}{111642}Undercover Brother, you the baddest.
{111643}{111703}Didn't I blow|your mind this time?
{111704}{111737}Didn't I?
{111738}{111801}Didn't you cause about a bazillion|dollars worth of damage?
{111802}{111847}And I sure as hell ain't|covering for you!
{111848}{111888}I don't give a damn|how sexy you look...
{111889}{111922}floating down in your little pants!
{111933}{111977}And as for the rest of you...
{112055}{112106}I just want to say...
{112107}{112178}how very proud I am|of all of you.
{112219}{112328}Undercover Brother, the world is|safe once again thanks to you.
{112329}{112365}No thanks to me, Chief.
{112366}{112433}I couldn't have done it|without Sistah Girl.
{112434}{112477}You know what they say,
{112477}{112528}"Behind every great black man..."
{112529}{112592}Is the police.
{112593}{112641}A bunch of slow white athletes?
{112641}{112668}No.|- A cute butt?
{112669}{112729}Probable cause?|- No!
{112729}{112792}A strong black woman.
{112793}{112837}Strong black woman.|- That's right.
{112838}{112872}Oh, yeah.
{112873}{112959}It would've been cool to have a|Latino, a Native American, Asian,...
{112960}{113018}even a Jewish guy in the mix.
{113019}{113114}The point is, by working together|as one, we got the job done.
{113115}{113203}No doubt, that's what|the Brotherhood is all about.
{113231}{113263}Solid.
{113339}{113402}Look out, y'all,|fallin' rocks!
{113403}{113428}Shotgun!
{113429}{113487}Having stopped Operation Whitewash,...
{113488}{113589}the Brotherhood distributed|an antidote to the mind control drug...
{113590}{113628}to black people nationwide.
{113629}{113673}And though The Man escaped,...
{113673}{113726}the Brotherhood had found their hero.
{113727}{113773}Thanks to Undercover Brother,...
{113774}{113850}the world was once again|a funky place.
{120255}{120330}Damn, who is that?
{120331}{120389}Hold that thought|and that feelin', baby.
{120389}{120444}Just let it percolate.|I'll be right back.
{120445}{120510}Hurry up, baby.
{120633}{120677}Hi.
{120678}{120760}Uh, White She-Devil,|what you doing here?
{120761}{120818}Remember? You told me|to come over.
{120819}{120914}And me and you and Sistah Girl|could make Oreos.
{120940}{120974}Sweet and black on both sides...
{120975}{121057}with a dreamy white filling|in the middle.
{121057}{121113}Then I realized...|you can't make Oreos.
{121114}{121164}So, I bought some.
{121228}{121296}Some people got jungle fever.|She got the flu.
{121297}{121360}You know.|- U.B.!
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{123643}{123679}Solid.