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Is that you, honey?
Hand me a towel, dear.
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- All right, wise guy. Get out of there.
- Who are you?
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The last person you expected to meet.
What're you doing in my wife's bathtub?
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- Your wife's? Are you nuts?
- All right.
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Step out here where
I can get a sock at you.
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Now look what you've done.
You woke up the baby.
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The baby?
Isn't... Doesn't...
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- Doesn't Mrs. Scott live here?
- No. She moved downstairs.
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What's the big idea, anyway,
barging in like you own the place?
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I'm sorry. Here. You better dry yourself.
You might catch cold.
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- Jim!
- Connie!
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- Oh!
- What's the matter?
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This isn't what I planned. I was going to
be all dressed up, and just look at me.
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Oh, darling,
I'm such a mess.
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You're the prettiest-looking
mess I've ever seen.
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Why didn't you let me know
you were coming home?
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- If you want me to go away
and try it again, I'll...
- Oh, no! No.
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- From now on, I'm not
letting you out of my sight.
- What's down here?
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- Our apartment. It's a mess too.
- I don't understand.
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- I thought you said you bought a house.
- I did. All this is ours.
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I couldn't find a place to rent.
I've been looking since VE-day.
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- And now we own this whole building.
- But how can we afford it?
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Oh, it's mortgaged to the hilt, but we'll
have an income from the other tenants...
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It's been a long time.
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I can't believe you're really here.
When did you leave Paris?
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I hitched a plane ride yesterday.
Thought I'd surprise you.
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Oh, I was gonna surprise you too
and have the place all fixed up.
Painted and everything.
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That can wait. First...
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we're going
to get reacquainted.
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- If you knew how much I've wanted this...
- Did you miss me?
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Only 24 hours a day, every day,
for two and a half years.
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- Do you really like the place, honey?
- It's wonderful.
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I had all this furniture Mother left me.
It was just standing around in storage...
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so I thought I'd move
some of it to the apartments.
35
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Oh, we can do
so much with this place, Jim.
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Living down here,
we'll have privacy.
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That's what I used to dream about
nights, sleeping with 200 other guys.
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At least you weren't lonely.
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There is nothing lonelier
than being with 200 other guys.
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- Oh, you want to see the bedroom?
- Naturally.
41
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Honey, this place was such a bargain.
Mrs. Webb, the owner, was 85 years old...
42
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and she needed
the money to get to Reno.
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She'd worked out a roulette system.
Do you like it?
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- Mm-hmm. Cozy.
- Originally, this was all storage space.
45
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I had to have a wall
knocked out.
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From now on you don't have to do
anything except look beautiful.
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We had an awful time putting these beds
together. The frames were warped.
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Nothing serious, I hope.
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Her name is Suds.
At least, I think it's a she.
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- Drain pipes.
- You mean every time
somebody uses the water...
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Every time.
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Now that I'm home, you've got
somebody to fix things like that.
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It hasn't been
much fun without you.
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I'll fix that too.
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- You've gained a little weight.
- Oh, you.
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Mm, there goes the doorbell.
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- Make it go away.
- I'd better see who it is.
58
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- We're not home.
- You're a landlord now,
and the landlord is always home.
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- I found this on your front steps.
- Oh, it belongs to my husband.
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Thank you, Mrs. Quigg.
Darling...
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- My water's backin' up again.
- I'll call the plumber.
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- Mrs. Quigg found this on the front steps.
- Oh. How-How do you do?
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Thanks.
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I guess you two wanna be alone, huh?
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You know, that's a pretty good guess.
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Good-bye.
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I brought you lots of stuff from Paris.
Some perfumes, nightgowns...
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- and that silk you wanted.
- Oh, well, let me see.
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Everything in its own time.
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- What's that?
- There's a firehouse
right down the street.
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Isn't that convenient?
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- Put them both in the taxi,
will you, please?
- Yes, sir.
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Mr. Cummings, this place
won't be the same without you.
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You're the best tenant
I ever had.
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- Are you sure, Mrs. Mackey?
- Can't you tell?
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Thank you. And may I add that you
are a jewel among landladies.
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Thank you. It's a shame you have
to leave for Colorado so suddenly.
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- Just when you're getting settled.
- Yes.
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That's the curse
of my profession.
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But a mining engineer
must be always on the move,
looking for new fields to conquer.
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Of course. Oh, where do you want me
to forward your mail?
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Dear lady, I haven't
read my mail in 20 years.
83
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- Letter writing has become a lost art.
- Oh.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, I didn't give you
the refund on your rent.
85
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That's quite all right. You keep it
and buy something for yourself.
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- Oh, but I couldn't do that...
- Please.
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In memory of
the many happy hours...
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I spent under your roof.
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Well, I... I guess
I best be going.
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I wouldn't want
to miss my train.
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- Uh, Grand Central Station.
- Yes, sir.
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Hurry.
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- Good-bye, my dear.
- Good-bye, Mr. Cummings.
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- Hurry.
- Good-bye, Mr. Cummings.
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- Slow down.
- But you said you had to catch a train.
96
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Did I?
Well, that's life, I guess.
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Take me someplace where
I can check my bags.
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Okay.
99
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And then you
can drive me to, um...
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337 Gramercy Place.
101
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- Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
102
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Look, I'm not trying to start
a flirtation, but do you live here?
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- Have I the pleasure
of addressing Mrs. Scott?
- Yes.
104
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Your cat seems to have
gotten itself locked out.
105
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No, my husband threw her out.
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My name is Patterson.
Charles Kenneth Patterson.
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Excelsior Rental Agency said
that if I mentioned their name,
an apartment might be available.
108
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Oh, yes. This is my husband,
Mr. Patterson.
109
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- How do you do?
- You're a very lucky man.
110
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I'll be glad to show you
the apartment.
111
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- Thank you.
- But somebody's already living up there.
112
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:06,127
I know. The McNabs. They moved
up to 3-B because they needed
more room for the baby...
113
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- so now there's an empty
apartment on the first floor.
- Good.
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I'm not through furnishing it yet.
These are just odds and ends.
115
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You've done handsomely.
Two Hitchcock chairs...
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a fine old Connecticut chest.
117
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And that mirror.
I'd say circa 1820.
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- Very rare.
- Well, these things have
been in my family for years.
119
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Your ancestors had excellent taste.
But one would only have
to look at you to know that.
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Do you collect furniture,
Mr. Patterson?
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Not really. I admire it.
You see, I'm an estate appraiser.
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- A what?
- When an estate
is being sold or divided...
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I'm called in to evaluate
the furnishings and the objects of art.
124
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- Must be interesting work.
- Yes, it is, but it keeps me
traveling quite a bit.
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That's why I'd like a small place of
my own... some place I could call home.
126
00:11:00,024 --> 00:11:02,458
One gets so tired
living in hotels.
127
00:11:02,527 --> 00:11:05,087
Oh, well, the apartment
is yours, if you want it.
128
00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:08,860
I was told the rent
is $56 a month.
129
00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:11,026
- But what're you really asking?
- Oh, well...
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- $56 a month.
- Yes.
131
00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:17,908
- Mr. Scott, you have
restored my faith in humanity.
132
00:11:17,975 --> 00:11:23,277
People are so greedy nowadays.
Everybody's trying to get rich at once.
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- I think that's correct.
- Thank you.
134
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- Never mind the receipt.
- Uh, speaking professionally...
135
00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:32,222
- what's your opinion of this house?
- Pretty good shape for its age.
136
00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:36,454
Foundation has hardly settled at all.
That proves it was built well.
137
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:43,731
Oh, may I have one of your
personal cards? For your mailbox.
138
00:11:43,801 --> 00:11:46,201
Oh, yes, of course.
139
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Let me see now.
Just a second.
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- There you are.
- That's fine.
141
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- Well, I'll be moving in tomorrow.
- Good.
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00:11:59,383 --> 00:12:01,408
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Bye.
143
00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:06,952
- He's charming, isn't he?
- If he were 20 years younger...
144
00:12:07,024 --> 00:12:10,482
I wouldn't trust him in the same room
with you unless he were in a straitjacket.
145
00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:13,462
- Thank you, darling.
- You know, I'm beginning
to like this setup.
146
00:12:13,531 --> 00:12:17,467
If the money keeps on rolling in like this,
I can sit home and write as I please.
147
00:12:17,535 --> 00:12:19,833
That's what I figured
when I bought the house.
148
00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:23,032
No more magazine stories for women
to read under the hair drier.
149
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I got an idea for a book.
Worked it out while I was on Yank.
I can write it in six months.
150
00:12:28,079 --> 00:12:30,747
I always wanted to be
married to a novelist.
151
00:12:35,752 --> 00:12:38,619
Hello? Just a minute.
152
00:12:41,023 --> 00:12:44,151
The feature goes on at 5:36,
and then again at 8:13.
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- The break is at 7:54. You're welcome.
- What was that?
154
00:12:47,463 --> 00:12:50,830
People are always dialing this number
instead of the neighborhood movie theater.
155
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,061
It's less trouble to keep
a copy of their schedule.
156
00:12:53,136 --> 00:12:55,798
Why don't you just have the telephone
company change our number?
157
00:12:55,872 --> 00:12:59,467
If we complain, they'll take our phone
out. It isn't listed in our name.
158
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Oh. Well, it's those little touches
that make a house a home I always say.
159
00:13:06,082 --> 00:13:09,882
- How much money we got in the bank?
- Oh, about $300, I think.
160
00:13:09,952 --> 00:13:12,580
- Is that all?
- Well, the down payment was 4,000.
161
00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:16,022
At least we're not living on our savings.
We've got our money working for us.
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00:13:16,092 --> 00:13:18,925
- What's our monthly income?
- Now that all the apartments are rented...
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- we'll net about $190.
- Hey, that's not bad.
164
00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:25,594
- I knew you'd be pleased.
- What do you say we take
a vacation before I get to work?
165
00:13:25,668 --> 00:13:28,603
We can go on a camping trip,
make a second honeymoon out of it.
166
00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:30,730
Oh. We never really
had a first one.
167
00:13:30,807 --> 00:13:33,173
Well, this one will be
a double-header.
168
00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:37,679
Oh, I got to call the plumber.
Mrs. Quigg's water's backing up,
and she can't use her sink.
169
00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:40,545
Oh, her sink.
170
00:13:40,616 --> 00:13:43,016
What do you say
I take a look at it?
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00:13:43,085 --> 00:13:45,610
You? You don't know
anything about plumbing.
172
00:13:45,688 --> 00:13:48,452
You'd be surprised at the things
I picked up in the army.
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00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:52,187
I probably would. But I thought you
wanted to rest on your first day home.
174
00:13:52,261 --> 00:13:56,789
That 190 a month
isn't going to go very far if we
start calling in outside talent.
175
00:13:56,866 --> 00:13:59,334
- You got tools in this joint?
- Sure. Come on.
176
00:14:00,837 --> 00:14:03,135
Why did you turn off
that valve in the cellar?
177
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:06,300
- That's the first thing
any smart plumber does.
- What's happened to the water?
178
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,708
We just shut it off a minute,
Mrs. Thompson. By the way,
this is Jim, my husband.
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00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:12,145
- How do you do?
- We could certainly use
a man around here.
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00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:14,581
But I'm broad-minded.
Next time, I wish you'd warn me.
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00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:18,484
- If I don't get my dishes done,
I'll have ants.
- I'm sorry.
182
00:14:18,554 --> 00:14:21,387
- Hey.
- Oh, the water will be
right on, Mr. Hansen.
183
00:14:21,457 --> 00:14:23,721
- I'd like to have you meet my husband.
- Hello.
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00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,818
Mm-hmm.
185
00:14:25,895 --> 00:14:28,261
I have a feeling
the natives are not friendly.
186
00:14:28,331 --> 00:14:30,799
They're all right
when you get to know them.
187
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:33,392
- Oh. Ed Forbes.
- What about him?
188
00:14:33,469 --> 00:14:36,927
He's back from Washington. I'm supposed
to have dinner with him tonight...
189
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:40,134
but I'll call
and tell him not to come.
190
00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:43,975
I'd kind of like to see
the old joker but not tonight.
191
00:14:45,915 --> 00:14:47,940
Come right in.
192
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,248
Mr. Scott's gonna fix the drain himself.
He knows all about plumbing.
193
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,016
Oh, really? I admire a man
who's clever with his hands.
194
00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:56,149
- Well, where's the patient?
- Patient?
195
00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:58,250
Oh, in here.
196
00:14:58,327 --> 00:15:00,761
Here's what happened.
Every time I turn the faucet on...
197
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,821
Well, that's funny.
198
00:15:02,899 --> 00:15:04,924
- Well...
- The water's turned off downstairs.
199
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:08,767
Oh, you didn't have to do that.
There's a cutoff right under here.
200
00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:12,831
Oh... Oh, it doesn't matter.
I'll have it fixed in no time at all.
201
00:15:50,613 --> 00:15:52,672
Everybody's a plumber.
202
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:57,014
You'd better hurry, Mr. Fain.
It's flooding into the hallway.
203
00:15:57,086 --> 00:16:00,681
I could have fixed it myself
if I would've had the right tools.
204
00:16:00,756 --> 00:16:03,816
That's all right, dear.
He only charges $3.50 an hour.
205
00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:06,487
And this is the first time
he's been here all week.
206
00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,527
What do our operating
expenses come to?
207
00:16:13,602 --> 00:16:17,197
Well, the first month, we only spent
about $60 more than we took in, but...
208
00:16:17,273 --> 00:16:19,400
Only? Do you mean
we're losing money?
209
00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:21,534
You always lose money
at the beginning.
210
00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,874
The roof had to be repaired,
furnace, water heater...
211
00:16:23,946 --> 00:16:25,937
But I thought you said...
212
00:16:26,015 --> 00:16:28,074
I guess I'd better
forget about that novel...
213
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:31,176
and start knocking out a few stories
for the hair drier trade.
214
00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:34,086
Oh, but the house will start paying
for itself any day now.
215
00:16:34,156 --> 00:16:38,252
I'm gonna make sure it does.
Have you been keeping any accounts?
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00:16:38,327 --> 00:16:41,592
Mm-hmm. Now let me see.
I-I packed them away when I was moving.
217
00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:44,792
Well, anyway, when you owe people money,
they always remind you about it.
218
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:49,236
- Doesn't anybody owe us money?
- Just Eadie Gaynor.
Her rent's only three days overdue.
219
00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:51,899
- Well, why haven't you collected it?
- Well...
220
00:16:51,974 --> 00:16:55,603
Eadie's been so friendly to me,
I kind of hate to ask her for it.
221
00:16:55,678 --> 00:16:58,238
- She's a widow,
and doesn't have very much.
- Now, listen.
222
00:16:58,314 --> 00:17:01,977
We're not here to make friends. Every cent
that we have is sunk in this place...
223
00:17:02,051 --> 00:17:06,317
and if we're gonna put it
on a paying basis, we've got
to be firm with the tenants.
224
00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,448
- All right.
- All right.
225
00:17:08,524 --> 00:17:10,617
- You do it.
- Me?
226
00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:13,457
You're the landlord, darling.
227
00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:28,307
Mrs. Gaynor?
I-I'm Jim Scott.
228
00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:31,676
Oh, yes.
We heard you were back.
229
00:17:31,747 --> 00:17:33,806
- This is my daughter, Florence.
- How do...
230
00:17:33,883 --> 00:17:36,181
- Glad to have you aboard.
- you do?
231
00:17:36,252 --> 00:17:38,516
- Uh, won't you come in, Mr. Scott?
- Well, I... I...
232
00:17:38,587 --> 00:17:41,215
- Oh, have a cup of tea.
- Thank you.
233
00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,931
- Thank you for the tea.
- Drop in again.
234
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:58,337
Oh, just a minute, Mr. Scott.
235
00:18:00,576 --> 00:18:03,602
- I keep forgetting to bring this down.
- What is it?
236
00:18:03,679 --> 00:18:06,045
- Our rent check.
- Oh, is your rent due now?
237
00:18:06,115 --> 00:18:09,016
I-I didn't know.
I'm-I'm new here.
238
00:18:10,619 --> 00:18:14,146
I'll bet he didn't know.
239
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,192
- How's it goin'?
- Oh, don't worry, pal. We'll cut corners.
240
00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:20,490
Try to hold it down. Yeah, the whole
thing shouldn't run you more than...
241
00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:24,192
Well, let's see. Well.
242
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,291
Don't worry.
243
00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:30,998
It certainly took you
long enough.
244
00:18:31,073 --> 00:18:34,304
- Did you get the rent?
- That? Oh, sure. I just said...
245
00:18:34,376 --> 00:18:37,504
"By the way, old girl,
the monthly gouge is a trifle overdue...
246
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,844
so if you'll kick in..."
247
00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:42,884
- This check is dated three days ago.
- It is?
248
00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:46,289
- That's what a man wants
from his wife... encouragement.
249
00:18:46,422 --> 00:18:50,051
Oh! George is waiting to help you move
the rest of Mr. Patterson's furniture.
250
00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:53,152
Oh, no. Now look, I've had
a hard war and I... Who's George?
251
00:18:53,229 --> 00:18:55,663
Mrs. Thompson's son.
He's been a great help to me.
252
00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:58,427
This is not the way I planned on
spending my first evening home.
253
00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:01,595
- Hiya. Did you have
a nice time in the army?
- I'm beginning to think so.
254
00:19:01,671 --> 00:19:04,469
- You can start with the davenport.
- Better grab that end.
255
00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:09,835
Ready?
256
00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:15,541
Your end is dragging.
257
00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:18,246
I could've handled this stuff alone,
but since my dropped kidney...
258
00:19:18,321 --> 00:19:20,346
the doctor says
I gotta baby myself.
259
00:19:20,423 --> 00:19:22,789
All right. All right.
I can do without the small talk.
260
00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:26,123
Keep... movin'.
261
00:19:26,195 --> 00:19:28,959
Pardon me, lady. Can you help
an unemployed dollar-a-year man?
262
00:19:29,031 --> 00:19:31,056
- Ed.
- How are you, honey?
263
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:34,068
I got your message so I decided
to come anyway. Where's Jim?
264
00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:36,195
Oh, don't bother him.
He's busy.
265
00:19:36,272 --> 00:19:39,298
You must give me the name of your
decorator. I'm trying to break my lease.
266
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,538
- I know the place isn't
very elegant, but it...
- Oh, I think it's charming.
267
00:19:42,611 --> 00:19:45,808
Put a small beer on the corner,
a guy with a derby on the stool...
268
00:19:45,881 --> 00:19:47,974
and you're in business
as a dive.
269
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:50,814
- Look, Ed, about dinner...
- Thanks, I'd love to stay.
270
00:19:50,886 --> 00:19:52,945
- What's Jim doing?
- He'll be right down.
271
00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:01,689
- Oh!
- Welcome home. What else is new?
272
00:20:09,805 --> 00:20:12,399
- Hey!
- Sorry, Mac. We picked up two hours ago.
273
00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:15,035
- But I overslept.
- Try again next week.
274
00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:30,123
Take my bags up
to apartment 1-A.
275
00:20:30,192 --> 00:20:32,956
Uh-uh. I'll take this.
Good morning, Mr. Scott.
276
00:20:33,028 --> 00:20:35,496
- Good morning.
- May I trouble you for my key?
277
00:20:35,564 --> 00:20:38,863
- No trouble at all.
- You're a born landlord.
278
00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:43,428
That's just a pose. Strictly between us,
I come from a long line of tenants.
279
00:20:45,674 --> 00:20:49,804
- Good morning, Mr. Patterson.
- Ah, good morning, Mrs. Scott.
280
00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:52,712
Ah, you look like
the veritable breath of spring.
281
00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:55,046
Well, thank you.
Did you hear that?
282
00:20:55,117 --> 00:20:58,211
- Mm-hmm.
- My husband is a writer,
but he never talks to me like that.
283
00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:01,154
I should squander my dialogue
on an audience of one?
284
00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:05,216
Well, if you run short, Mr. Scott,
I'd be glad to lend you some of mine.
285
00:21:05,294 --> 00:21:10,322
You see, I've been everywhere,
seen everything, heard everything...
286
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,698
and I don't believe
I've forgotten a thing.
287
00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:21,406
Thank you. Good day.
288
00:21:25,381 --> 00:21:27,474
Well, what're you
all dressed up for?
289
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:30,178
If you're settling down to work,
I think I'll go shopping.
290
00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:32,652
I have to get material for curtains,
and throw rugs, and...
291
00:21:32,721 --> 00:21:35,212
Hey, whoa. Wait a minute.
I haven't sold anything yet.
292
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:38,920
Oh, this is the first chance I've had
to get away from the house.
293
00:21:38,994 --> 00:21:42,555
Let me see now.
What did I do with my wallet?
294
00:21:42,631 --> 00:21:46,897
Last time I wore my brown shantungs,
so it should be in my brown suede bag.
295
00:21:46,969 --> 00:21:49,164
Unless it's in my green one.
296
00:21:56,745 --> 00:21:59,839
- Good morning, Eadie.
- Oh, good morning, Connie.
297
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,981
Allow me.
298
00:22:08,924 --> 00:22:11,620
Thank you.
Oh, one more, please. See.
299
00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:13,753
Oh.
300
00:22:15,764 --> 00:22:18,198
- You're very kind.
- Oh, it's nothing.
301
00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:20,258
On second thought,
you can skip the cigarettes.
302
00:22:20,336 --> 00:22:23,533
I think we have enough at home.
My husband smokes too much, anyway.
303
00:22:23,606 --> 00:22:27,542
- Make up your mind, will ya?
- Oh, Mr. Patterson.
I see you two have met.
304
00:22:27,610 --> 00:22:30,875
- Well, not exactly.
- Mrs. Gaynor is your next-door neighbor.
305
00:22:30,946 --> 00:22:33,380
Making it a very
desirable neighborhood.
306
00:22:33,449 --> 00:22:36,577
- She's also the best cook in the house.
- Oh, now, really.
307
00:22:36,652 --> 00:22:40,611
Please, Mrs. Gaynor, don't be modest.
That's an accomplishment to be proud of.
308
00:22:40,689 --> 00:22:46,252
You know, I often think that
half the troubles in this world
are caused by bad cooking.
309
00:22:46,328 --> 00:22:50,389
Well, I really haven't bothered much
since my husband died.
310
00:22:50,466 --> 00:22:54,300
No fun cooking unless you
have someone to cook for.
311
00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:57,066
How true.
How definitely true.
312
00:22:57,139 --> 00:23:01,508
I guess I'd better get back and fix
Jim's lunch. He's been alone
in the house all morning.
313
00:23:01,577 --> 00:23:03,670
Working on a story.
314
00:23:12,154 --> 00:23:14,179
- Hey, kid.
- Yeah?
315
00:23:14,256 --> 00:23:16,315
- You collect scrap?
- Nah.
316
00:23:16,392 --> 00:23:19,088
Why don't you start now?
Make yourself some dough, huh?
317
00:23:19,161 --> 00:23:23,655
- Maybe you got somethin' there.
- There you are. That-a-boy.
318
00:23:23,732 --> 00:23:26,565
Well, see you around, Mac.
319
00:23:31,106 --> 00:23:33,438
Nobody could tell this
wasn't a professional job.
320
00:23:33,509 --> 00:23:36,967
It feels good to be doing something
constructive around here for a change.
321
00:23:37,046 --> 00:23:40,209
First chance I get, I'm gonna paint
that fence and all the woodwork.
322
00:23:40,282 --> 00:23:42,944
- Oh, how nice.
- Hi, Eadie.
323
00:23:43,018 --> 00:23:46,044
Oh, Connie, have you seen
Mr. Patterson around?
324
00:23:46,121 --> 00:23:48,180
No. Not since yesterday.
325
00:23:48,257 --> 00:23:51,556
Oh. I passed his door a couple times,
and I thought I heard him sneezing.
326
00:23:51,627 --> 00:23:53,686
There's a lot of pollen
in the air.
327
00:23:53,762 --> 00:23:55,992
Sounds more like
pneumonia to me.
328
00:23:56,065 --> 00:24:01,332
I hate to think of the poor man in there
all alone with no one to take care of him.
329
00:24:01,403 --> 00:24:03,530
Well, why don't you
knock on his door?
330
00:24:03,606 --> 00:24:06,700
Oh, no, that wouldn't
look right.
331
00:24:06,775 --> 00:24:10,404
But I thought if
the landlord called on him...
332
00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:13,141
All right.
333
00:24:33,601 --> 00:24:35,660
Come in.
334
00:24:36,971 --> 00:24:39,030
Are you all right,
Mr. Patterson?
335
00:24:39,106 --> 00:24:41,597
Do I look all right?
I feel miserable.
336
00:24:41,676 --> 00:24:43,940
Why, Patterson,
what happened to you?
337
00:24:44,011 --> 00:24:46,536
Nothing. Just this
invigorating spring...
338
00:24:46,614 --> 00:24:48,741
- weather.
- Oh, that's a shame.
339
00:24:48,816 --> 00:24:51,512
- Can I get you a cup of tea?
- Oh, don't bother, Connie.
340
00:24:51,585 --> 00:24:57,023
I've already got the kettle on.
How about some toast?
And maybe a bowl of soup? Huh?
341
00:24:57,091 --> 00:25:02,119
Thank you, Mrs. Gaynor. I knew the moment
I met you you were an angel of mercy.
342
00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:06,360
- Let me
straighten your pillows.
- Uh-uh-uh-uh.
343
00:25:06,434 --> 00:25:08,868
Oh? Would you like a mustard plaster?
344
00:25:08,936 --> 00:25:11,598
- Mrs. Gaynor, you mustn't coddle me.
- There goes the mailman.
345
00:25:11,672 --> 00:25:14,539
Men are such babies
when they're sick.
346
00:25:14,608 --> 00:25:19,136
I remember how my husband always
made me rub his back with alcohol.
347
00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:23,809
You wouldn't take advantage of me
in my condition, would you, Mrs. Gaynor?
348
00:25:23,884 --> 00:25:28,116
- I wish you'd call me Eadie.
- I shall.
349
00:25:28,189 --> 00:25:31,625
And I shall call you
Cynara, Lilith...
350
00:25:31,692 --> 00:25:35,219
Cleopatra, Helen of Troy.
351
00:25:35,296 --> 00:25:38,322
I take four lumps
of sugar in my tea.
352
00:25:41,869 --> 00:25:43,837
Our first letter.
353
00:25:43,904 --> 00:25:46,236
Goody, goody.
What is it?
354
00:25:47,641 --> 00:25:49,871
A bill from the plumber.
355
00:25:59,387 --> 00:26:02,447
Doesn't that mailman
ever bring anything except bills?
356
00:26:02,523 --> 00:26:04,684
This tax assessment
just about cleans us out.
357
00:26:04,759 --> 00:26:08,251
Well, I think it's unfair the way
the city charges us all those taxes.
358
00:26:08,329 --> 00:26:10,320
What did they ever
do for us?
359
00:26:10,398 --> 00:26:13,458
Well, they do provide us
with a fire station.
360
00:26:13,534 --> 00:26:16,332
Come in!
361
00:26:16,404 --> 00:26:18,497
- Hiya, Charley.
- Hi.
362
00:26:18,572 --> 00:26:20,631
I just dropped in
to return these.
363
00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:23,176
Oh, did you enjoy the opera,
Mr. Patterson?
364
00:26:23,244 --> 00:26:25,371
I know Eadie did.
That's why I took her.
365
00:26:25,446 --> 00:26:29,314
- Oh, you aren't a fan yourself?
- Well, I'm at a peculiar
disadvantage at the opera.
366
00:26:29,383 --> 00:26:33,479
I understand every word they're singing.
367
00:26:33,554 --> 00:26:37,285
That's just the touch this room needed...
Dutch curtains.
368
00:26:37,358 --> 00:26:40,020
Well, I have
a very talented wife.
369
00:26:40,094 --> 00:26:42,619
Do you mind my asking,
what are you writing, Mr. Scott?
370
00:26:42,696 --> 00:26:46,393
It's a story about a landlord who goes
berserk and murders all of his tenants.
371
00:26:46,467 --> 00:26:50,130
Oh, he's kidding.
It's really a story about Paris.
372
00:26:50,204 --> 00:26:55,164
You know, I've often thought that maybe
my experiences might make a good book.
373
00:26:55,242 --> 00:26:59,144
That is, if I could find a real
professional writer to whip it into shape.
374
00:26:59,213 --> 00:27:02,080
Well, when you do, I'd...
I'd like to read it.
375
00:27:02,149 --> 00:27:07,553
So would a lot of people. But I doubt
if any publisher would even touch it.
376
00:27:07,621 --> 00:27:09,919
I guess you have led
a pretty full life.
377
00:27:09,990 --> 00:27:13,323
Please don't make it past tense.
I'm not through yet.
378
00:27:13,394 --> 00:27:17,330
Do you happen to know the brand
of perfume Miss Gaynor uses?
379
00:27:17,398 --> 00:27:20,060
- Florence?
- Mm-hmm. I'm leaving tomorrow
on a business trip...
380
00:27:20,134 --> 00:27:22,432
and I'd like to bring
something back for Florence.
381
00:27:22,503 --> 00:27:26,064
I know what to bring Eadie,
but the younger set...
382
00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:29,109
- Oh, I can find out for you.
- Would you do that?
383
00:27:29,176 --> 00:27:31,667
- Thank you so much. Good night, Jim.
- Good night.
384
00:27:31,745 --> 00:27:33,736
- Good night.
- Good night.
385
00:27:33,814 --> 00:27:36,374
Wow.
386
00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:40,853
When a man starts buying presents
for a woman's daughter
it looks a little serious.
387
00:27:40,921 --> 00:27:44,618
It's a romance, all right. Eadie's had
him to dinner three nights this week...
388
00:27:44,692 --> 00:27:47,525
- and he took her out twice.
- How do you know all these things?
389
00:27:47,595 --> 00:27:51,588
- Everybody confides in the landlady.
- Hm.
390
00:27:57,771 --> 00:27:59,796
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
391
00:27:59,874 --> 00:28:02,240
Got any 50-cent haircuts
for a dollar and a quarter?
392
00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:04,743
- The specialty of the house.
- Hi there, James boy.
393
00:28:04,812 --> 00:28:06,871
- Hello, Charley.
- You're next up.
394
00:28:06,947 --> 00:28:09,814
Thank you.
Getting overhauled for your trip?
395
00:28:09,884 --> 00:28:12,978
Yeah, kind of slack there
around the edges.
396
00:28:13,053 --> 00:28:15,112
- Oh, Jim.
- What?
397
00:28:15,189 --> 00:28:18,090
- Did your wife get a chance
to talk to Florence?
- Oh, yeah.
398
00:28:18,159 --> 00:28:21,253
She uses "Flaming Passion." But what
she'd really like is something called...
399
00:28:21,328 --> 00:28:25,128
"You Can't Take It With You," only she
hasn't courage enough to buy it herself.
400
00:28:25,199 --> 00:28:27,633
I'm beginning to believe
that girl has hidden depths.
401
00:28:27,701 --> 00:28:30,261
Do you want a high polish
or a dull finish?
402
00:28:30,337 --> 00:28:34,831
My dear, I don't think anything you'd
start could possibly have a dull finish.
403
00:28:34,909 --> 00:28:37,673
What do you want done with
your mail while you're gone?
404
00:28:37,745 --> 00:28:41,647
Oh, Jim, I never write letters, and I
don't encourage anyone to write me.
405
00:28:41,715 --> 00:28:44,980
You know, I heard you can get
in trouble using the mail.
406
00:28:45,052 --> 00:28:47,452
Would you like
a facial massage?
407
00:28:47,521 --> 00:28:52,015
Well, it won't do any good, but it may
give me confidence. Go ahead!
408
00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:02,534
McNabs just bought a house
of their own. Suckers.
409
00:29:04,905 --> 00:29:08,932
Ah, Mrs. McNab. We were just saying
how we hate to see you leave.
410
00:29:09,009 --> 00:29:12,206
- We're gonna miss you too.
- Say good-bye to the nice man, Jeffrey.
411
00:29:12,279 --> 00:29:14,372
Go ahead.
412
00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:17,349
- Oh, he's sleepy.
- Oh, he never talks when you want him to.
413
00:29:17,418 --> 00:29:20,012
Well, I've got to get on
with my packing. Good-bye.
414
00:29:20,087 --> 00:29:22,146
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
415
00:29:22,223 --> 00:29:25,021
Good-bye.
416
00:29:25,092 --> 00:29:28,220
- Good morning, ladies.
- Good morning, Mr. Patterson.
417
00:29:28,295 --> 00:29:30,559
How's your rheumatism today,
Mrs. Thompson?
418
00:29:30,631 --> 00:29:34,328
Well, if some young fellow was to ask me
to go dancing, I wouldn't say no.
419
00:29:36,537 --> 00:29:40,633
Oh, Mrs. Quigg. That's a perfectly
delightful outfit you have on.
420
00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:43,302
- I hoped you'd notice it.
- I have.
421
00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:50,507
He's sure got all the women
around here acting like schoolgirls.
422
00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:52,848
They love it.
What did the army want from you?
423
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,753
- They're trying to make me pay
for a blanket I lost.
- Oh.
424
00:29:55,823 --> 00:29:58,815
By the way, I think I have a tenant
for the empty apartment.
425
00:29:58,892 --> 00:30:02,020
While I was there, I met somebody
I knew who's desperate for a place.
426
00:30:02,096 --> 00:30:05,395
I'm sorry, but I just phoned the agency,
and they're sending a woman over.
427
00:30:05,466 --> 00:30:07,696
- Tell her it's rented.
- No. That wouldn't be fair.
428
00:30:07,768 --> 00:30:11,568
I know we oughta give
preference to veterans,
but since I promised to show it, I...
429
00:30:11,639 --> 00:30:15,166
This is someone I owe a favor.
I don't remember if I wrote
about Corporal Stevens...
430
00:30:15,242 --> 00:30:16,903
- Mrs. Scott?
- Yes?
431
00:30:16,977 --> 00:30:19,172
- I'm Mrs. Arnold.
- Oh, you're here about the apartment.
432
00:30:19,246 --> 00:30:21,407
- This is my husband.
- Hello.
433
00:30:21,482 --> 00:30:24,007
Well, right this way.
434
00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:27,349
Let me do all the talking.
435
00:30:27,421 --> 00:30:32,256
Now take good care of yourself, Charley.
And don't catch any more cold.
436
00:30:32,326 --> 00:30:35,921
All right, Eadie. But with you
nursing me, it's a pleasure to be ill.
437
00:30:35,996 --> 00:30:40,057
Will you write to me
and let me know how things are going?
438
00:30:40,134 --> 00:30:43,467
I'll do better than that.
I'll phone you every day.
439
00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:45,596
Oh, Charley.
440
00:30:45,673 --> 00:30:47,937
- Good-bye, my dear.
- Good-bye.
441
00:30:56,950 --> 00:30:59,544
It's just what
I've been looking for.
442
00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:02,919
- Don't you think
the rent's a little high?
- Oh, no, it's very reasonable.
443
00:31:02,990 --> 00:31:07,484
- Of course, if you don't mind
climbing two flights of stairs.
- The place I live now has four.
444
00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:11,622
I'm sure you can do
better somewhere else.
This place is cold in the winter...
445
00:31:11,699 --> 00:31:15,191
- and the neighbors...
- No, I think I'm going
to be very happy here.
446
00:31:26,312 --> 00:31:29,839
- Who's that man who just went out?
- Patterson. One of our tenants.
447
00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:32,077
- Are you sure his name is Patterson?
- Uh-huh.
448
00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:35,518
- Why shouldn't it be?
- He looks like someone
I used to know in Cincinnati.
449
00:31:35,588 --> 00:31:37,579
Excuse me.
450
00:31:45,832 --> 00:31:47,993
I could have sworn
that was Paul Chapman.
451
00:31:48,067 --> 00:31:51,127
Do you know if he was
in Cincinnati about 12 years ago?
452
00:31:51,204 --> 00:31:53,638
Oh, we don't even know
where he was last week.
453
00:31:53,706 --> 00:31:56,641
- I only wish I'd brought
my glasses with me.
- About the apartment...
454
00:31:56,709 --> 00:32:00,201
- Oh, I... I think we'd better forget it.
- Oh, you do?
455
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,546
I couldn't bear to live under
the same roof with someone
who reminded me so much of Paul.
456
00:32:04,617 --> 00:32:07,677
- Thanks for all your trouble.
- That's perfectly all right.
457
00:32:07,754 --> 00:32:11,349
You know, I have a funny feeling about
Mr. Patterson, kind of a premonition.
458
00:32:11,424 --> 00:32:14,655
I'm glad I'm not married to a woman
with a suspicious nature.
459
00:32:14,727 --> 00:32:17,457
- I guess you can call your
friend about the apartment.
- All right.
460
00:32:17,530 --> 00:32:20,795
You oughta know something about our new
tenant. Bobby was my colonel's driver...
461
00:32:20,867 --> 00:32:23,961
I'm sure anybody who was in the army
with you is all right.
462
00:32:24,037 --> 00:32:26,733
- But, Connie...
- I wonder if his name
really is Patterson?
463
00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:41,686
- Do you know where that goes?
- Don't worry, lady.
464
00:32:41,754 --> 00:32:45,747
- We've been delivering coal
to this place for 10 years.
- But I was just...
465
00:32:45,825 --> 00:32:49,659
Now, don't you dare touch this fence.
My husband just painted it.
466
00:32:49,729 --> 00:32:51,754
Big deal.
467
00:32:51,831 --> 00:32:53,856
Pardon me.
468
00:32:53,933 --> 00:32:56,731
Are you the janitor's wife?
469
00:32:56,803 --> 00:32:59,533
No. I'm the landlord's wife.
470
00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:02,506
Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Scott.
I had no idea.
471
00:33:02,575 --> 00:33:05,772
My name is Roberta Stevens.
Jim just called me about the apartment.
472
00:33:05,845 --> 00:33:10,248
Well, there must be some mistake.
My husband's renting it to somebody
he knew in the army.
473
00:33:10,316 --> 00:33:14,946
That's me. I was a WAC. Jim and I
were stationed in Paris together.
474
00:33:15,021 --> 00:33:17,114
Just a minute.
475
00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:28,392
So, you were saving that apartment
for an old war buddy, huh?
476
00:33:28,468 --> 00:33:31,562
- Oh, is Bobby here?
- Why didn't you tell me it was a girl?
477
00:33:31,637 --> 00:33:35,073
- I tried to, but you
wouldn't give me a chance.
- You didn't try very hard.
478
00:33:35,141 --> 00:33:37,268
Oh, now look, Bobby...
479
00:33:37,343 --> 00:33:41,803
Uh, Roberta did an awful lot for me, and
this is the least I can do to repay her.
480
00:33:41,881 --> 00:33:45,715
- For what?
- Well, if it weren't for her,
I might still be overseas.
481
00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:49,118
She got the colonel to dig up
a replacement for me and pulled strings...
482
00:33:49,188 --> 00:33:51,486
so I got on a plane
instead of a transport.
483
00:33:51,557 --> 00:33:54,924
Well, couldn't we show
our gratitude from a distance?
484
00:33:54,994 --> 00:34:00,022
Well, you wouldn't discriminate against
a veteran just because of sex, would you?
485
00:34:16,048 --> 00:34:18,516
- Say, remember the night
I drove you to the airport?
- Uh-huh.
486
00:34:18,584 --> 00:34:23,021
Well, on the way back to Paris, I hit
a hay wagon. You never saw such a mess.
487
00:34:23,089 --> 00:34:25,819
Took me days to get
the straw out of my hair.
488
00:34:25,892 --> 00:34:29,658
None of the girls would believe me
when I told them how it happened.
489
00:34:46,045 --> 00:34:48,275
Stop it! Stop.
You've got the wrong window.
490
00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:51,714
- Don't you want it in the storage bin?
- No, that's not the storage bin.
491
00:34:51,784 --> 00:34:54,810
- It's the bedroom. I made it over.
- Yeah? How does it look?
492
00:34:54,887 --> 00:34:57,219
Oh, you've just ruined
my bedspread and my rugs...
493
00:34:57,290 --> 00:35:00,953
- You should've confided in us, lady.
- Oh!
494
00:35:02,628 --> 00:35:06,394
Well, that about does it.
Those eggheads.
495
00:35:06,466 --> 00:35:09,026
Say, have you seen my toolbox?
Bobby's window is jammed.
496
00:35:09,101 --> 00:35:12,468
You're certainly going out of your way
to make the new tenant feel at home.
497
00:35:12,538 --> 00:35:14,699
Well, that's part of
my job as the landlord.
498
00:35:14,774 --> 00:35:17,902
I thought we were going to run
this house on a business-like basis...
499
00:35:17,977 --> 00:35:21,378
- and not get too friendly
with the tenants.
- Mrs. Scott, you're jealous.
500
00:35:21,447 --> 00:35:25,884
You bet I am. When I think
of all the people you've known
in the last couple of years...
501
00:35:25,952 --> 00:35:28,921
who've spent more time
with you than your own wife...
502
00:35:28,988 --> 00:35:31,616
We have a whole lifetime
to make up for that.
503
00:35:35,962 --> 00:35:38,590
Hey, don't we have
an anniversary long about now?
504
00:35:38,664 --> 00:35:41,861
- I don't like to point,
but it's tomorrow.
- Well, that's perfect timing.
505
00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:45,563
I'll have my story finished by then,
and we can go out and celebrate...
506
00:35:47,807 --> 00:35:49,968
I wonder where
I put that toolbox.
507
00:35:57,683 --> 00:35:59,742
- Mr. Scott?
- Yes.
508
00:35:59,819 --> 00:36:02,117
My name is Gray,
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
509
00:36:02,188 --> 00:36:05,680
- Oh. Uh, come in. This is Mrs. Scott.
- How do you do?
510
00:36:05,758 --> 00:36:08,454
- How do you do? Won't you sit down?
- Thank you.
511
00:36:08,528 --> 00:36:11,622
Look, if it's about that army blanket
I checked out and didn't return...
512
00:36:11,697 --> 00:36:13,961
I'm afraid that's a little
out of my line.
513
00:36:14,033 --> 00:36:17,560
I just want to ask you a few routine
questions about one of your tenants...
514
00:36:17,637 --> 00:36:20,231
a Mr. Charles K. Patterson.
515
00:36:20,306 --> 00:36:24,470
- Is there something wrong?
- No. No. This is just a routine inquiry.
516
00:36:24,544 --> 00:36:27,638
- How long has he been living here?
- Oh, about 10 days.
517
00:36:27,713 --> 00:36:30,739
- Do you know where he is at the moment?
- No, he's on a business trip.
518
00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:33,808
- What's Mr. Patterson
supposed to have done?
- To tell you the truth...
519
00:36:33,886 --> 00:36:38,414
we don't know that he's done
anything, and we don't like
to arouse your suspicions.
520
00:36:38,491 --> 00:36:40,584
You see, we get dozens
of tips like this every day.
521
00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:44,118
Many of them prove worthless but
we've got to run them all down.
522
00:36:44,196 --> 00:36:46,391
Now, when do you expect
Mr. Patterson back?
523
00:36:46,465 --> 00:36:48,558
He didn't say.
524
00:36:48,634 --> 00:36:51,467
Does he seem
to be... prosperous?
525
00:36:51,537 --> 00:36:55,234
Well, he carries quite a roll.
Income tax?
526
00:36:55,308 --> 00:36:58,675
Sorry, I'm not at liberty to discuss
the reason for our investigation.
527
00:36:58,744 --> 00:37:01,611
Oh, Mr. Gray, this is very important.
Is he dangerous?
528
00:37:01,681 --> 00:37:05,481
Don't alarm yourself. If Mr. Patterson
is the man we're looking for...
529
00:37:05,551 --> 00:37:09,783
and I'm not saying he is, you're
in absolutely no danger, Mrs. Scott.
530
00:37:09,855 --> 00:37:13,586
Look, you can tell me.
What have you got on this guy?
531
00:37:13,659 --> 00:37:16,958
Well, if we had anything on him, I
wouldn't be asking you these questions.
532
00:37:17,029 --> 00:37:20,260
- Is there something we can do to help?
- Yes, yes, there is.
533
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:23,996
- Just forget I was here. Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
534
00:37:26,005 --> 00:37:28,599
You see? My hunch about
Mr. Patterson was right.
535
00:37:28,674 --> 00:37:32,371
Oh, it's probably back taxes or maybe
they got a crank call from that woman...
536
00:37:32,445 --> 00:37:35,175
who mistook him for somebody
she knew in Cincinnati.
537
00:37:35,247 --> 00:37:38,341
- What makes you think
Mrs. Arnold was mistaken?
- You heard what she said.
538
00:37:38,417 --> 00:37:42,148
She hadn't even seen this guy in 12 years
and didn't have her glasses with her.
539
00:37:42,221 --> 00:37:44,655
No, I still think there's
something peculiar about him.
540
00:37:44,724 --> 00:37:47,818
I wish I knew what he carries
around in that briefcase.
541
00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:50,862
What suddenly turned you against
Charley? I thought you liked him.
542
00:37:50,930 --> 00:37:55,060
I never trust men who are too charming.
That's why I married you.
543
00:37:57,236 --> 00:37:59,670
Hmm.
544
00:37:59,739 --> 00:38:04,267
T-H-E E-N-D.
545
00:38:06,412 --> 00:38:09,643
- Can I read it?
- Well, there's a couple
of facts I want to check, but...
546
00:38:09,715 --> 00:38:13,242
So do I. I'm just curious to know
what you did while you were in Paris.
547
00:38:18,991 --> 00:38:21,221
The best man cometh.
Happy anniversary.
548
00:38:21,293 --> 00:38:23,318
You're a day early, Ed.
549
00:38:23,396 --> 00:38:25,864
- I didn't want to crowd you
tomorrow night.
- Oh, champagne!
550
00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:29,230
Don't just stand there, boy. Get out
those hollow-stemmed glasses. I got it.
551
00:38:29,301 --> 00:38:32,532
- You got what?
- A present for you from your wife
which you can pay me for later.
552
00:38:32,605 --> 00:38:34,596
You can open it now
if you want, honey.
553
00:38:34,674 --> 00:38:37,040
I'll never forget how
you looked on your wedding day.
554
00:38:37,109 --> 00:38:40,203
I've always wanted to do my living room
in that shade of green.
555
00:38:40,279 --> 00:38:43,874
Oh, this is absolutely
beautiful! What is it?
556
00:38:43,949 --> 00:38:47,544
- Tropical hammock.
Certified 100% war surplus.
- I thought it would make up...
557
00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:50,111
- for that camping trip we couldn't take.
- Thank you, dear.
558
00:38:50,189 --> 00:38:53,181
You can put it in the backyard and
imagine we're in the Maine woods.
559
00:38:53,259 --> 00:38:56,353
Won't take much imagination. That grass
hasn't been cut out there in months.
560
00:38:56,429 --> 00:38:58,454
Anyone for champagne?
561
00:38:58,531 --> 00:39:01,432
It doesn't seem like we've been married
for three years, does it?
562
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:05,368
That's because you haven't been working
at it, or at least not in the same place.
563
00:39:05,438 --> 00:39:06,700
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
564
00:39:06,772 --> 00:39:08,763
- Cheers.
- And cheers, Ed.
565
00:39:08,841 --> 00:39:10,866
- Mm...
- That's good.
566
00:39:10,943 --> 00:39:13,104
I wanted
to ask you something...
567
00:39:13,179 --> 00:39:17,582
What's the name of that café in Paris
where the existentialists don't hang out?
568
00:39:17,650 --> 00:39:19,880
I haven't been to Paris
since I was nine...
569
00:39:19,952 --> 00:39:23,718
- and my mother never let me
out of her sight for a moment.
- Maybe Roberta would know.
570
00:39:23,789 --> 00:39:26,587
Why so formal?
You mean Bobby, don't you?
571
00:39:26,659 --> 00:39:30,117
Say, what is this? Do I detect
a note of dissension? A family rift?
572
00:39:30,196 --> 00:39:34,758
- Guess who came to stay at our house?
An old flame of Jim’s.
- She is not an old flame.
573
00:39:34,834 --> 00:39:38,270
- Just because we were on
the same side during the war...
- A WAC?
574
00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:42,433
- Yeah, it was a big army.
- And you moved her
into the house? Shocking!
575
00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,999
Did you collect
the first month's rent from her?
576
00:39:45,077 --> 00:39:47,307
Uh, no, no.
It slipped my mind.
577
00:39:47,379 --> 00:39:49,609
You'll probably have to
wrestle her for it.
578
00:39:49,682 --> 00:39:52,981
Sounds like a thoroughly disreputable
young lady. How soon can I meet her?
579
00:39:53,052 --> 00:39:55,782
If you wanna come over some afternoon...
580
00:39:55,855 --> 00:39:59,848
- and help me clean up the yard, why...
- Pardon me.
581
00:39:59,925 --> 00:40:02,758
- Oh, hello, Mrs. Scott.
I brought you the rent.
- Thank you.
582
00:40:02,828 --> 00:40:05,956
- It seems strange giving money
to a man you know.
- I'll bet it does.
583
00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:08,465
In case you didn't catch
my name, I'm Ed Forbes.
584
00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:12,527
Oh, yes. I've heard a lot about you
from Jim. You're a lawyer, aren't you?
585
00:40:12,605 --> 00:40:17,042
I, uh, practice before the bar,
also behind it. Can I offer you
some wine of the country?
586
00:40:17,109 --> 00:40:20,977
I'd love it. If there's one thing I have
a weakness for, it's champagne.
587
00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:25,142
If there's one thing I've a weakness for,
it's girls who have a weakness.
588
00:40:25,217 --> 00:40:27,777
- What're you celebrating?
- Our wedding anniversary.
589
00:40:27,853 --> 00:40:29,844
- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.
590
00:40:29,922 --> 00:40:33,221
You know, all the time we were overseas,
Jim talked of nothing but you.
591
00:40:33,292 --> 00:40:35,317
That must have
been pretty dull.
592
00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:37,885
Oh, no. Jim can make
anything interesting.
593
00:40:40,099 --> 00:40:44,035
I'm sure Miss Stevens is just the person
to refresh your memory about Paris.
594
00:40:44,103 --> 00:40:47,664
Oh, yeah. Say, Bobby...
Uh, Roberta...
595
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:53,201
do you remember the name
of that café just down the street
from the, uh, Deux Magots?
596
00:40:53,279 --> 00:40:55,907
Not offhand, but I could
look it up in my diary.
597
00:40:55,981 --> 00:41:00,077
Could I peer over your shoulder? It's
been so long since I've read a good book.
598
00:41:00,152 --> 00:41:03,679
Tell me, Miss Stevens,
what did you do before the war?
599
00:41:03,756 --> 00:41:05,747
The same thing
I'm doing now. Modeling.
600
00:41:05,825 --> 00:41:09,659
Oh. Then you're not
a professional soldier.
601
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:12,356
- Your wife has a great sense of humor.
- Yes.
602
00:41:12,431 --> 00:41:14,695
Your humorous wife
needs another drink.
603
00:41:14,767 --> 00:41:18,170
It's always been my ambition
to get hold of a surplus WAC.
604
00:41:18,303 --> 00:41:22,000
By the way,
I'm having some people in
for a housewarming tomorrow night.
605
00:41:22,073 --> 00:41:24,064
I'd like you all to come.
606
00:41:24,142 --> 00:41:26,201
- Sure thing.
- Have you forgotten, dear?
607
00:41:26,278 --> 00:41:28,872
- We're going out
to dinner tomorrow night.
- I'm available.
608
00:41:28,947 --> 00:41:32,940
Well, I think I'd better be going.
I've hardly unpacked yet.
609
00:41:33,018 --> 00:41:38,081
Do you mind if I come along and help?
Three hands are better than two.
610
00:41:38,156 --> 00:41:40,249
Thanks for the drink.
611
00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:47,227
He's walking
right into a trap.
612
00:41:47,299 --> 00:41:49,995
Yeah, but look at the bait.
613
00:42:00,545 --> 00:42:03,912
- This place is awfully expensive.
- Oh, well, you only live once.
614
00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:06,610
At these prices, you couldn't afford
to live more than once.
615
00:42:06,685 --> 00:42:10,985
- That story of mine ought to be
worth at least 750 bucks.
- Is that what your agent said?
616
00:42:11,056 --> 00:42:15,220
No. Barney hasn't read it yet,
but he said he'd call me
as soon as he does.
617
00:42:16,528 --> 00:42:18,587
Look!
618
00:42:18,663 --> 00:42:22,064
- Look at what?
- I just saw Mr. Patterson
dancing by with a blonde.
619
00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:24,966
Oh, this thing is beginning
to affect your mind.
620
00:42:25,036 --> 00:42:27,027
Here he comes again.
621
00:42:31,142 --> 00:42:33,906
I thought he was supposed
to be out of town on business.
622
00:42:33,979 --> 00:42:36,948
- He probably came in to have
dinner with his client.
- Some client.
623
00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:41,145
She looks like the type that
just inherited a fat estate.
624
00:42:41,219 --> 00:42:43,244
- Let's dance.
- Aw, I'm hungry.
625
00:42:43,321 --> 00:42:45,881
This is more important.
Come on.
626
00:42:48,059 --> 00:42:53,429
You know, it's amazing what a clever
girl can do with an old parachute.
627
00:43:03,942 --> 00:43:06,934
You have
a very romantic voice.
628
00:43:07,012 --> 00:43:12,917
Untrained, of course. Like the thrush
warbling his native woodnotes wild.
629
00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:42,238
You better let me lead.
630
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:07,329
Are you through
playing private eye?
631
00:44:07,405 --> 00:44:11,171
That makes at least three women in his
life, including Mrs. Arnold and Eadie.
632
00:44:11,242 --> 00:44:13,437
He must be some kind
of a bluebeard.
633
00:44:13,511 --> 00:44:17,208
There's only one thing wrong
with your theory. All those women
are alive and healthy.
634
00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:20,718
It's Eadie I'm worried about. Suppose
he's already married? Excuse me, darling.
635
00:44:20,785 --> 00:44:22,946
Where are you going?
636
00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:46,605
Please, sir.
637
00:44:46,678 --> 00:44:50,546
Oh, now that we've worked up an appetite,
what would you like, my dear?
638
00:44:50,615 --> 00:44:52,640
You order for both of us.
639
00:44:52,717 --> 00:44:58,553
- I'd be delighted. We'll have,
uh, prosciutto with melon.
- With melon.
640
00:44:58,623 --> 00:45:00,989
Lobster bisque.
641
00:45:01,059 --> 00:45:04,893
Chateaubriand
with sauce béarnaise.
642
00:45:04,963 --> 00:45:08,831
Pomme soufflé.
And braised endive.
643
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:11,892
- Am I going too fast for you?
- Oh, not at all, sir.
644
00:45:11,970 --> 00:45:14,632
Would you care for
some champagne with that?
645
00:45:14,706 --> 00:45:18,733
- Anything you say.
- Champagne is for peasants.
646
00:45:18,810 --> 00:45:22,439
- I prefer the, uh, Chambertin.
- Excellent choice, sir.
647
00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:25,574
May I suggest the 1934, sir?
648
00:45:25,650 --> 00:45:28,346
You may indeed.
649
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:33,153
I do admire a man who knows
how to order in a restaurant.
650
00:45:33,224 --> 00:45:37,991
I was a headwaiter myself one time.
That was the summer
my dad and I had a fight...
651
00:45:38,062 --> 00:45:40,724
- and he cut off my allowance.
- Oh, really?
652
00:45:43,535 --> 00:45:47,972
And from there, you went on to make
your first million in the oil business.
653
00:45:48,039 --> 00:45:53,602
Please. Tonight, I want to forget
all about the drab world of commerce.
654
00:45:53,678 --> 00:45:57,512
And in the words of
an old Persian tent maker...
655
00:45:57,582 --> 00:46:03,543
"All I ask of life are a jug of wine,
a loaf of bread and thou."
656
00:46:03,621 --> 00:46:07,955
And I've already
ordered the first two.
657
00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:12,190
You must've met a lot of
beautiful women in your career.
658
00:46:12,263 --> 00:46:16,723
I may say that I have known
all the great beauties of our time.
659
00:46:16,801 --> 00:46:19,702
But the calendar
never really started...
660
00:46:19,771 --> 00:46:23,104
until the day I met you.
661
00:46:24,242 --> 00:46:26,233
Did you overhear anything?
662
00:46:26,311 --> 00:46:29,405
I couldn't catch any words, but he's
really giving her the old candy.
663
00:46:29,481 --> 00:46:33,315
I don't know what Charley's got,
but I wish I could bottle it.
We'd make a fortune.
664
00:46:33,384 --> 00:46:36,649
There's just one thing I can't figure out.
What does he want from Eadie?
665
00:46:36,721 --> 00:46:39,155
He can't be after her money.
She hasn't got any.
666
00:46:39,224 --> 00:46:41,522
- Aha!
- Oh, you ordered. Looks good.
667
00:46:41,593 --> 00:46:45,723
It should be.
All the retired truck drivers eat here.
668
00:46:49,434 --> 00:46:52,267
We really ought to tell
Eadie what we saw.
669
00:46:52,337 --> 00:46:56,740
Now don't start mixing in the affairs of
our tenants. It's none of our business.
670
00:47:01,946 --> 00:47:04,608
Do you want to go up
to Roberta's for a minute?
671
00:47:04,682 --> 00:47:07,446
She has the place
warm enough without us.
672
00:47:07,519 --> 00:47:09,953
That sounds like our phone.
673
00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:17,284
Hello?
674
00:47:17,362 --> 00:47:20,297
Oh, hello, Barney.
How'd you like the story?
675
00:47:20,365 --> 00:47:24,927
What do you mean it won't sell? It's
as good as anything I've ever written.
676
00:47:25,003 --> 00:47:30,771
Well, aren't you even gonna submit it?
Maybe I'd better get myself a new agent.
677
00:47:30,842 --> 00:47:34,243
All right. All right. I'll drop up
to your office tomorrow morning.
678
00:47:34,312 --> 00:47:37,611
- What makes him a critic?
- Oh, he's right. The story's no good.
679
00:47:37,682 --> 00:47:39,946
Then you'll write
another one that's better.
680
00:47:40,018 --> 00:47:44,148
In this madhouse?
How can I concentrate when there's
a new crisis every five minutes?
681
00:47:44,222 --> 00:47:46,452
I can't even sit down
to write my name without...
682
00:47:46,524 --> 00:47:48,651
What's the matter with those lights?
683
00:47:48,726 --> 00:47:50,956
I wonder if I paid
the light bill last month.
684
00:47:51,029 --> 00:47:54,055
- This is a fine time to think about that.
- I'm sure I did.
685
00:47:54,132 --> 00:47:56,566
I'll check the fuse box.
686
00:47:56,634 --> 00:48:00,730
Oh, be careful!
687
00:48:00,805 --> 00:48:03,103
She can see in the dark.
I can't.
688
00:48:03,174 --> 00:48:06,473
I guess I'd better go
and calm the tenants down.
689
00:48:11,416 --> 00:48:13,441
Hey, what's with the lights?
690
00:48:13,518 --> 00:48:15,952
It's all right, Mrs. Thompson.
My husband's fixing them.
691
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:20,650
Well, tell him to hurry up. I'm missing
the best part of Gabriel Heatter.
692
00:48:20,725 --> 00:48:23,660
That's quite a party
they're having up there.
693
00:48:23,728 --> 00:48:26,458
They've been running all over the house,
borrowing ice cubes.
694
00:48:26,531 --> 00:48:30,194
Oh. Eadie, have you heard
anything from Mr. Patterson?
695
00:48:30,268 --> 00:48:34,204
- Mm-hmm. He called me
this afternoon from Baltimore.
- Baltimore?
696
00:48:34,272 --> 00:48:37,435
Mm-hmm. He said his business was
going much better than he expected...
697
00:48:37,508 --> 00:48:40,306
and he hopes to be home
in a couple of days.
698
00:48:40,378 --> 00:48:42,608
Well, do you know if he's
ever been married?
699
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,878
Oh, yes, but his wife died
a long time ago.
700
00:48:46,951 --> 00:48:50,011
Well, good night.
701
00:48:50,088 --> 00:48:52,716
I can't understand it.
I only had three or four.
702
00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:56,317
It was terrible.
All of a sudden everything
went black right in front of my eyes.
703
00:48:56,394 --> 00:48:58,692
- I must be going blind.
- Probably a vitamin deficiency.
704
00:48:58,763 --> 00:49:03,063
- Can you find your way
home alone, old pal?
- Point me in the right direction.
705
00:49:03,134 --> 00:49:06,831
No. No. This way.
This way. There we are.
706
00:49:06,904 --> 00:49:09,668
- That kid needs radar.
- How are you making out with Roberta?
707
00:49:09,741 --> 00:49:12,733
- Just coasting. Wait till the next round.
- That isn't a fuse box.
708
00:49:12,810 --> 00:49:15,574
It's a slot machine.
I took out four pennies and a nickel.
709
00:49:15,647 --> 00:49:20,318
Oh, Jim, guess what Eadie just told...
710
00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:37,793
- Good morning.
- Mm-hmm.
711
00:49:41,505 --> 00:49:44,838
- We expected you yesterday.
- We don't make this type
of glass anymore, lady.
712
00:49:44,909 --> 00:49:47,207
- We had to order it special for you.
- Oh.
713
00:49:47,278 --> 00:49:49,576
- Good morning.
- Good morning, Eadie.
714
00:49:49,647 --> 00:49:53,344
My, you're certainly brightening
the place up. House hasn't looked
this good in 20 years.
715
00:49:53,417 --> 00:49:57,217
Jim doesn't like to admit it,
but he's getting a big kick out of this.
716
00:49:57,288 --> 00:49:59,620
Oh, excuse me.
717
00:50:00,858 --> 00:50:03,452
- Hello, my dear.
- How was the trip?
718
00:50:03,527 --> 00:50:06,621
Oh, wonderful.
Just wonderful.
719
00:50:06,697 --> 00:50:10,861
- Did everything work out
all right for you?
- Yes. I was quite successful.
720
00:50:10,935 --> 00:50:13,233
- Hello, Mrs. Scott.
- Welcome back.
721
00:50:13,304 --> 00:50:16,603
Thank you. Thank you.
Just a second.
722
00:50:18,342 --> 00:50:21,641
Mm! It's lovely out here.
Just lovely.
723
00:50:21,712 --> 00:50:25,409
Always wanted to own
a piece of land.
724
00:50:25,483 --> 00:50:28,646
There must've been a hot time here
the night Coolidge was elected.
725
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:33,315
Jim, your friend Charley
is back from his business trip.
726
00:50:33,391 --> 00:50:35,621
Do you think we oughta
notify the F.B. I?
727
00:50:35,693 --> 00:50:38,059
- What for? Mr. Gray said to forget it.
- Who's Charley?
728
00:50:38,129 --> 00:50:41,292
He's one of our tenants, and Connie
is convinced he's a master criminal...
729
00:50:41,365 --> 00:50:43,799
- or at least a polygamist.
- Well, Ed, you're a lawyer.
730
00:50:43,868 --> 00:50:46,962
Let me put the evidence to you.
Suppose somebody moved into the house...
731
00:50:47,037 --> 00:50:49,733
- and a few days later...
- Where's the owner of this place?
732
00:50:49,807 --> 00:50:52,332
- I'm Mr. Scott.
- Department of Housing and Building.
733
00:50:52,410 --> 00:50:55,243
I'd like to inspect
the premises.
734
00:50:55,312 --> 00:50:57,974
Yeah. Sure.
Right through here.
735
00:51:02,219 --> 00:51:04,847
Why don't you slip into
something comfortable and join us?
736
00:51:04,922 --> 00:51:08,449
Well, I wouldn't wanna give the boys
too much inspiration. Excuse me.
737
00:51:08,526 --> 00:51:11,427
- What do you say
we have dinner together?
- Wonderful. Where?
738
00:51:11,495 --> 00:51:15,829
Oh, someplace where we don't have
to dress... like your apartment.
739
00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:18,425
- When did you buy this place?
- Last month.
740
00:51:18,502 --> 00:51:21,027
I see the violation
still hasn't been corrected.
741
00:51:21,105 --> 00:51:23,335
- What violation?
- This violation.
742
00:51:23,407 --> 00:51:26,035
You not only got exposed wiring...
which is illegal...
743
00:51:26,110 --> 00:51:28,203
but the wires
are defective too.
744
00:51:28,279 --> 00:51:30,304
This house is a fire hazard.
745
00:51:30,381 --> 00:51:33,282
- You've been here before?
- We took the previous owner
to court twice.
746
00:51:33,350 --> 00:51:36,615
The last time, she was fined and given
30 days to correct the violation.
747
00:51:36,687 --> 00:51:39,349
- The deadline was a week ago.
- We didn't know anything about it.
748
00:51:39,423 --> 00:51:41,789
Mrs. Webb never
mentioned it to me.
749
00:51:41,859 --> 00:51:45,852
Well, the law is very clear on that point.
Caveat emptor... let the buyer beware.
750
00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:47,955
You mean
we're responsible now?
751
00:51:48,032 --> 00:51:53,026
Well, unless the wiring is
replaced immediately, hm...
752
00:51:53,103 --> 00:51:55,230
we'll have to condemn
the building.
753
00:51:55,306 --> 00:51:58,070
No wonder she was so anxious
to unload this place on you.
754
00:51:58,142 --> 00:52:00,508
I'm sorry, darling.
I had no idea.
755
00:52:00,578 --> 00:52:04,674
Well, under those circumstances,
I feel sure we can give you
a 15-day extension.
756
00:52:04,748 --> 00:52:06,739
I'll take it up
with the department.
757
00:52:06,817 --> 00:52:08,910
What if we can't
pay for the job?
758
00:52:08,986 --> 00:52:14,151
Our problem is to keep you safe,
not solvent. You'll hear from me later.
759
00:52:15,459 --> 00:52:17,654
I've heard enough
from you already.
760
00:52:17,728 --> 00:52:21,562
- Can they really condemn the place?
- If it doesn't burn down first.
761
00:52:21,632 --> 00:52:24,100
I think I'll ask
Ed's advice on it.
762
00:52:24,168 --> 00:52:27,763
Oh, Mr. Scott. Mother would like you and
Connie to have dinner with us tonight.
763
00:52:27,838 --> 00:52:31,433
- Thanks, but I'm not hungry.
- It's a sort of welcome-home
party for Mr. Patterson.
764
00:52:31,509 --> 00:52:33,534
Thank you.
Tell her we'll be there.
765
00:52:33,611 --> 00:52:36,079
- Wait till you see the present
he bought Mother.
- Oh.
766
00:52:36,146 --> 00:52:39,047
- Isn't it beautiful?
- May you wear it
in good health, Eadie.
767
00:52:39,116 --> 00:52:41,175
- Ain't that something?
- And it's a watch too.
768
00:52:41,252 --> 00:52:43,243
It don't look
very practical to me.
769
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,448
I make it a rule never to be practical
where women are concerned.
770
00:52:46,524 --> 00:52:49,118
It's much
too expensive, Charley.
771
00:52:49,193 --> 00:52:52,185
When they start tryin' to save
your money for you, look out.
772
00:52:52,263 --> 00:52:55,357
- George!
- I'm satisfied. I've been around
a little longer than you have.
773
00:52:55,432 --> 00:52:58,868
- More coffee?
- No, thank you.
774
00:52:58,936 --> 00:53:03,270
Say, Charley, have you ever had dinner
at a place called Pierrot's?
775
00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:08,869
In my time, I think I've eaten
at every good restaurant in
every major city in the world.
776
00:53:08,946 --> 00:53:11,278
Including Cincinnati?
777
00:53:11,348 --> 00:53:17,150
I don't particularly recall
Cincinnati for its food...
778
00:53:17,221 --> 00:53:19,416
What's the matter, Jim?
You're so quiet tonight.
779
00:53:19,490 --> 00:53:23,426
- I've, uh, got a lot of things
to be quiet about.
- Really?
780
00:53:23,494 --> 00:53:27,453
Why don't you try some of this?
This is guaranteed to make you
jump right out of yourself.
781
00:53:29,633 --> 00:53:33,592
That's one thing I'll say for
my old man... he never touched a drop.
782
00:53:33,671 --> 00:53:38,335
You must have had a very
dull life, Mrs. Thompson.
783
00:53:38,409 --> 00:53:40,741
Well, shall we tell them?
784
00:53:43,647 --> 00:53:46,514
Ladies and gentlemen,
course, I realize that...
785
00:53:46,584 --> 00:53:50,680
you've all known Eadie
much longer than I...
786
00:53:50,754 --> 00:53:52,984
and there's no need
in telling you what...
787
00:53:53,057 --> 00:53:57,619
a dear, sweet
and considerate person she is.
788
00:53:57,695 --> 00:54:02,530
And having just concluded
a profitable business transaction...
789
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:07,503
I've finally summoned up
enough courage to ask Eadie...
790
00:54:07,571 --> 00:54:11,632
to give me
her hand in marriage.
791
00:54:11,709 --> 00:54:16,772
And I'm proud and happy to say
that she has accepted me.
792
00:54:16,847 --> 00:54:20,647
- Well, congratulations. George.
- Give me a kiss, honey.
793
00:54:20,718 --> 00:54:23,118
I don't know what you could
be thinking of, Eadie, at your age.
794
00:54:23,187 --> 00:54:26,350
It's only after 40 that two
people can offer each other...
795
00:54:26,423 --> 00:54:29,221
- the devotion of a lifetime and mean it.
- Connie...
796
00:54:29,293 --> 00:54:33,059
- don't you have anything to say?
- I just hope you're not
going to rush into this.
797
00:54:33,130 --> 00:54:35,155
Don't forget,
you're only old once.
798
00:54:35,232 --> 00:54:37,632
But after all, what do you
really know about each other?
799
00:54:37,701 --> 00:54:41,501
Oh, as much
as we need to know.
800
00:54:41,572 --> 00:54:46,908
We plan to leave tomorrow
and get married in a lovely little spot
that I found in Maryland.
801
00:54:46,977 --> 00:54:50,811
And after our honeymoon, we're coming
back here and live in my apartment.
802
00:54:50,881 --> 00:54:53,577
You mean I can have
this place to myself?
803
00:54:53,651 --> 00:54:56,051
- Yes.
- Well, that should help.
804
00:54:58,288 --> 00:55:01,985
I think a toast is apropos.
805
00:55:02,059 --> 00:55:06,155
This is by John Webster.
806
00:55:06,230 --> 00:55:09,825
"Is not old wine
the wholesomest...
807
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:13,392
"old pippins the toothsomest...
808
00:55:13,470 --> 00:55:16,871
"old wood burns the brightest...
809
00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:20,376
"old linen wash the whitest?
810
00:55:20,444 --> 00:55:26,405
"Old soldiers,
sweetheart, surest?
811
00:55:26,483 --> 00:55:31,580
Old lovers are soundest."
812
00:55:34,291 --> 00:55:36,589
Now, this is just
an estimate, mind you.
813
00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:39,857
- But I figure the job will
cost about 800 bucks.
- 800?
814
00:55:39,930 --> 00:55:43,525
Well, we have to rip out all the old
wiring and put in new conduits.
815
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,535
That means breaking into
the walls and replastering.
816
00:55:46,603 --> 00:55:50,699
Then we have to replace the light
fixtures, switches and wall sockets.
817
00:55:50,774 --> 00:55:54,710
- Hey, maybe 800 isn't enough.
- Thanks. We'll let you know
what we decide.
818
00:55:54,778 --> 00:55:57,941
In the meantime, don't miss
any payments on your fire insurance.
819
00:56:00,117 --> 00:56:02,915
Hey, Mac, did you call for a cab?
820
00:56:02,986 --> 00:56:06,615
No, I didn't, Mac!
821
00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:09,215
Weddings always
make me cry!
822
00:56:09,293 --> 00:56:11,784
They ain't married yet.
823
00:56:11,862 --> 00:56:15,093
- I'll see you in about a week.
- Take all the time you need.
824
00:56:15,165 --> 00:56:17,895
Come on, darling.
We're late. Now come, dear.
825
00:56:21,638 --> 00:56:24,766
Good-bye. Bye! Bye!
826
00:56:24,842 --> 00:56:28,107
I wish I could be going on
a honeymoon when I'm his age.
827
00:56:28,178 --> 00:56:31,715
- Why wait that long?
- Huh?
828
00:56:31,848 --> 00:56:34,316
Poor Eadie. Now we may
never see her again.
829
00:56:34,384 --> 00:56:37,114
- What are you talking about?
- Running off like that
with a perfect stranger...
830
00:56:37,187 --> 00:56:39,348
who's been carrying on
behind her back.
831
00:56:39,422 --> 00:56:42,983
He's probably wanted by the police.
How do we know if he even
intends to marry her?
832
00:56:43,059 --> 00:56:45,050
We have other things
to worry about.
833
00:56:47,263 --> 00:56:51,529
- What did the electrician say?
- His estimate is 800 bucks...
834
00:56:51,601 --> 00:56:53,762
which is 800 bucks more
than we've got.
835
00:56:53,837 --> 00:56:56,704
- What are we gonna do?
- We can always convert to candlelight.
836
00:56:56,773 --> 00:56:59,469
- It's more romantic that way.
- No. I mean seriously.
837
00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:03,137
Seriously? There's only one thing
to do... sell the house.
838
00:57:03,213 --> 00:57:06,148
Sell it?
Oh, no. We couldn't.
839
00:57:06,216 --> 00:57:08,207
It's better
than having it condemned.
840
00:57:08,284 --> 00:57:10,548
But after all the trouble
I went through getting it.
841
00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:12,952
We've had nothing
but trouble ever since.
842
00:57:13,022 --> 00:57:15,354
Oh, we can raise
the money somehow.
843
00:57:15,425 --> 00:57:17,893
Honey, I just told you.
We're broke.
844
00:57:17,961 --> 00:57:20,452
Or to use a fine, old Latin phrase,
caveat emptor...
845
00:57:20,530 --> 00:57:22,521
the cupboard is bare.
846
00:57:22,599 --> 00:57:24,965
I'll sell the furniture.
Some of these pieces are valuable.
847
00:57:25,034 --> 00:57:27,867
You'll do nothing of the kind.
We're not going to sleep on the floor...
848
00:57:27,937 --> 00:57:30,132
just so we can have
a roof over our heads.
849
00:57:30,206 --> 00:57:32,572
If you don't care enough
about the house to hang on to it...
850
00:57:32,642 --> 00:57:35,133
if you're gonna give up
the first time we have a problem...
851
00:57:35,211 --> 00:57:39,147
Next month something else'll go wrong,
and we'll wind up hawking our clothes
and the typewriter.
852
00:57:39,215 --> 00:57:41,706
We might as well get our money
out of it while we still can.
853
00:57:41,785 --> 00:57:45,482
Oh, just when I was getting this place
fixed up to look like a real home.
854
00:57:45,555 --> 00:57:49,218
I know. I know. I appreciate
what you were trying to do with it.
855
00:57:49,292 --> 00:57:51,760
But this is
"Operation Rathole."
856
00:57:51,828 --> 00:57:55,559
For three years I saved
my pay and sent it home to you
so we could build up a nest egg.
857
00:57:55,632 --> 00:57:57,657
And what have we got
to show for it?
858
00:57:57,734 --> 00:58:00,532
Well, I like that.
What did I do with the money?
859
00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:02,867
Buy mink coats?
Go to nightclubs?
860
00:58:02,939 --> 00:58:06,397
I put every cent into this house
so you could have a place
to write in peace and quiet.
861
00:58:06,476 --> 00:58:10,412
Now, now...
862
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,505
Hello.
863
00:58:12,582 --> 00:58:15,016
No, we do not
have a midnight show!
864
00:58:27,463 --> 00:58:30,432
- Well, if it isn't the newlyweds.
- Oh, hello, Mabel.
865
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:34,561
Hello, Eadie.
How was your honeymoon?
866
00:58:34,637 --> 00:58:38,095
Mrs. Quigg, we have both
been married before.
867
00:58:38,174 --> 00:58:41,302
Nice to see you. Come on, dear.
868
00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:46,371
Oh, Charley, look.
869
00:58:48,017 --> 00:58:50,713
Oh, no.
870
00:58:58,795 --> 00:59:01,423
Do you want to look at
some more apartments tomorrow?
871
00:59:01,497 --> 00:59:04,227
What's the use, honey?
We can't afford any of those deals...
872
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:06,734
pay for redecorating,
buy the furniture...
873
00:59:06,803 --> 00:59:09,271
slip 'em a thousand bucks
for the key.
874
00:59:09,339 --> 00:59:11,899
Now maybe you're beginning
to see what I was up against.
875
00:59:11,975 --> 00:59:14,273
It's people like that that
give the profession a bad name.
876
00:59:14,344 --> 00:59:18,474
If you're gonna sell the house
out from under me, we have
to find someplace to move to.
877
00:59:21,885 --> 00:59:24,513
- Hello, Charley.
You all married and everything?
- And everything.
878
00:59:24,587 --> 00:59:27,579
- Good evening, Mrs. Scott.
- Good evening. Did you bring
Eadie back with you?
879
00:59:27,657 --> 00:59:29,784
Naturally.
880
00:59:31,094 --> 00:59:33,119
I hear you're
selling the place.
881
00:59:33,196 --> 00:59:35,460
If we can find somebody
to buy it.
882
00:59:35,531 --> 00:59:38,125
I'd feel terribly sorry
to see you leave.
883
00:59:38,201 --> 00:59:41,864
- We may not go very far...
just out to the sidewalk.
884
00:59:41,938 --> 00:59:45,203
How much money would it take to get you
out of your present difficulty?
885
00:59:45,275 --> 00:59:48,438
We got to rewire the place,
and that's gonna cost 800 bucks.
886
00:59:48,511 --> 00:59:50,502
Is that all?
887
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:54,016
Well, you can say good-bye
to your worries.
888
00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:56,142
Oh... Oh, no. W-We couldn't
take money from you.
889
00:59:56,219 --> 00:59:58,210
Now, I'll have no arguments.
890
00:59:58,288 --> 01:00:01,655
We'll just call this
my advanced rent.
891
01:00:01,724 --> 01:00:03,851
But that's gonna pay you up
for more than a year...
892
01:00:03,927 --> 01:00:05,952
and we don't expect
to be here that long.
893
01:00:06,029 --> 01:00:09,362
But you can't sell the place
without replacing the wiring.
894
01:00:09,432 --> 01:00:12,333
- That wouldn't be honest.
- But I still don't think that we should...
895
01:00:12,402 --> 01:00:14,870
Please don't deny me
the pleasure of helping you.
896
01:00:14,938 --> 01:00:18,032
I know how tough it is to be young.
I can remember.
897
01:00:18,107 --> 01:00:23,238
Besides, Eadie and I have a... well,
a sentimental attachment for this place.
898
01:00:23,313 --> 01:00:26,805
It's the first real home
I've had of my own in years.
899
01:00:26,883 --> 01:00:28,976
I wouldn't care to be evicted.
900
01:00:29,052 --> 01:00:31,043
I can sign a note
for the money.
901
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,988
My boy, have we come to the point
where we have to put it on paper?
902
01:00:35,058 --> 01:00:37,856
Just a shake of your hand
is enough for me.
903
01:00:37,927 --> 01:00:39,918
Thanks, Charley.
904
01:00:39,996 --> 01:00:42,487
And I'll be getting back
to the bride.
905
01:00:48,171 --> 01:00:50,765
Why did you let him force it
on you like that?
906
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:54,276
Well, we're... We're obviously not gonna
unload this place before the deadline.
907
01:00:54,344 --> 01:00:57,108
But I don't like it. How do we know
where Charley gets his money?
908
01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:59,341
Uh-oh.
Playin' hunches again.
909
01:00:59,415 --> 01:01:03,010
You're the girl who thought he was gonna
bring Eadie back in a trunk, remember?
910
01:01:03,086 --> 01:01:05,554
Well, anyway, I-I still think
we'll get an offer.
911
01:01:05,621 --> 01:01:07,953
We haven't so far.
912
01:01:08,024 --> 01:01:11,221
And if the place is condemned,
we lose everything.
913
01:01:11,294 --> 01:01:13,285
- How do you do?
- Good evening.
914
01:01:13,363 --> 01:01:16,457
My name is Knowland. I have a real
estate business in the neighborhood.
915
01:01:16,532 --> 01:01:18,966
- Oh, come in, Mr. Knowland.
- Thank you.
916
01:01:19,035 --> 01:01:22,232
I noticed your sign outside.
I was wondering if I could list the place.
917
01:01:22,305 --> 01:01:24,296
Oh, yes, yes.
918
01:01:24,374 --> 01:01:28,902
You know, I'm a little surprised to
see it offered for sale so soon again.
919
01:01:28,978 --> 01:01:32,812
- What're you asking for it?
- Just what we paid... 22,000.
920
01:01:32,882 --> 01:01:35,578
Twenty-two...
For this dog?
921
01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:39,485
Why, it was offered to me
only a few months ago for 17-5.
922
01:01:39,555 --> 01:01:43,321
My wife knows a real bargain
when she sees one.
923
01:01:43,393 --> 01:01:46,123
- But we've made improvements and we...
- Now you can't fool me...
924
01:01:46,195 --> 01:01:49,756
just by slapping
a coat of paint on the outside.
925
01:01:49,832 --> 01:01:51,993
No, this is a sick house.
926
01:01:52,068 --> 01:01:55,799
If you decide to come down in price,
let me know. Good-bye.
927
01:01:55,872 --> 01:01:57,863
Good evening.
928
01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:07,115
All right.
Maybe I made a mistake.
929
01:02:07,183 --> 01:02:09,947
Something tells me we're never
gonna get rid of this place.
930
01:02:10,019 --> 01:02:13,455
We're just gonna be stuck with it,
sinking deeper into debt every year.
931
01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:17,015
Well, it wasn't my idea
to go into debt.
932
01:02:17,093 --> 01:02:19,789
How did I ever get into
this rat race anyway?
933
01:02:19,862 --> 01:02:21,989
There I was, a happy guy...
money in the bank...
934
01:02:22,065 --> 01:02:24,090
planning a second honeymoon.
935
01:02:24,167 --> 01:02:27,330
Now look at me... a hounded creature
facing bankruptcy.
936
01:02:27,403 --> 01:02:31,430
And for what? To support
a broken-down house in its old age.
937
01:02:31,507 --> 01:02:34,965
Well, you make it sound as though
I deliberately set out to ruin you.
938
01:02:35,044 --> 01:02:37,205
Trouble is you didn't
deliberate enough.
939
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:40,977
If you knew all the trouble I went
to trying to find us a place to live...
940
01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:43,041
tramping the streets
day after day...
941
01:02:43,119 --> 01:02:45,178
while you were running
around Paris with Roberta.
942
01:02:45,254 --> 01:02:47,654
I was not running around
Paris with Roberta!
943
01:02:47,723 --> 01:02:51,318
You never mentioned her
in your letters. That proves you
were trying to hide something.
944
01:02:51,394 --> 01:02:53,385
Oh, now you're arguing
just like a woman.
945
01:02:53,463 --> 01:02:55,829
I never claimed
to be anything else.
946
01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:58,230
If there'd been anything
between Roberta and me...
947
01:02:58,301 --> 01:03:00,963
do you think I would have
let her move into the house?
948
01:03:01,037 --> 01:03:04,564
Oh, I see. You would have
kept her a secret from me.
949
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,131
Oh, how did we ever get
started on this subject?
950
01:03:07,210 --> 01:03:10,475
I might have known what to expect after
reading all those magazine articles.
951
01:03:10,546 --> 01:03:12,844
What magazine articles?
952
01:03:12,915 --> 01:03:16,715
They said returning servicemen
would have a difficult time
trying to readjust themselves.
953
01:03:16,786 --> 01:03:19,482
They'd be full of neuroses.
954
01:03:19,555 --> 01:03:21,921
So you think I'm missing
a few buttons, do you?
955
01:03:21,991 --> 01:03:24,016
You certainly haven't
been acting normally.
956
01:03:24,093 --> 01:03:26,323
All you've done since
you came home is criticize.
957
01:03:26,395 --> 01:03:28,863
That's fine. That's just dandy
to have your own wife...
958
01:03:28,931 --> 01:03:31,092
tell you you're ready
for the booby hatch.
959
01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:34,568
Jim, I've tried to be understanding, even
when you were completely unreasonable.
960
01:03:34,637 --> 01:03:38,004
- But I'm not gonna go on
humoring you forever.
- You won't have to.
961
01:03:38,074 --> 01:03:41,669
- Now where are you going?
- Maybe you'll feel safer
if I spend the night outside.
962
01:03:41,744 --> 01:03:46,647
- Oh, but you'll freeze to death.
- You can't expect me to behave
rationally in my condition.
963
01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:13,010
Get out of here. Go away.
964
01:04:13,143 --> 01:04:15,737
Go away. Go away.
965
01:05:13,270 --> 01:05:16,205
Good morning, Suds.
966
01:07:47,224 --> 01:07:50,591
Sleep well?
967
01:07:50,660 --> 01:07:52,753
Yes.
968
01:07:52,829 --> 01:07:55,992
I-I-I mean, no.
I was, uh...
969
01:07:56,066 --> 01:07:58,159
I was just...
970
01:07:58,235 --> 01:08:00,328
My hammock broke down.
971
01:08:00,403 --> 01:08:04,533
Roberta's apartment was empty. She was
away over the weekend on a modeling job.
972
01:08:04,608 --> 01:08:08,271
Never mind about that now.
Look at this.
973
01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:11,803
- So what?
- That's the same woman we saw
Charley having dinner with.
974
01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:13,974
How can you tell?
She's only got half a face.
975
01:08:14,050 --> 01:08:17,144
The description of the man who swindled
her sounds exactly like Charley.
976
01:08:17,220 --> 01:08:20,189
- You're jumping to conclusions.
- They're jumping at me. Listen.
977
01:08:20,257 --> 01:08:23,556
"Mrs. Frazier met the dignified
old gentleman at a swank hotel...
978
01:08:23,627 --> 01:08:25,652
"where he was registered
as Peter Chadwick.
979
01:08:25,729 --> 01:08:28,892
"After a whirlwind courtship, during
which he showered her with gifts...
980
01:08:28,965 --> 01:08:31,024
"Mr. Chadwick proposed marriage.
981
01:08:31,101 --> 01:08:34,662
"He also offered to invest part of
her capital in his alleged enterprises.
982
01:08:34,738 --> 01:08:37,730
"The attractive widow
turned over $12,000 to her fiancé...
983
01:08:37,807 --> 01:08:39,832
"and that was the last
she saw of him.
984
01:08:39,909 --> 01:08:41,900
After waiting a week,
she notified the police."
985
01:08:41,978 --> 01:08:44,242
That's the big business deal
that Charley pulled off.
986
01:08:44,314 --> 01:08:46,976
There's probably some simple
explanation for the whole thing.
987
01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:49,143
- Let's go downstairs.
- And how do you explain this?
988
01:08:49,219 --> 01:08:52,552
"From the man's method of operation,
the police have concluded that he is...
989
01:08:52,622 --> 01:08:56,991
"the notorious Charley Price,
who is wanted on similar charges
in seven states.
990
01:08:57,060 --> 01:09:00,496
"Over the past 15 years he has defrauded
scores of gullible women...
991
01:09:00,563 --> 01:09:03,191
of a reputed
half million dollars."
992
01:09:03,266 --> 01:09:07,430
- Poor Eadie.
- Confidence men don't go around
marrying penniless widows...
993
01:09:07,504 --> 01:09:09,665
and lending money
to strangers.
994
01:09:09,739 --> 01:09:13,505
- All right. We'll give him
a chance to prove himself.
- Yeah, let's do it right now.
995
01:09:16,079 --> 01:09:18,445
Oh, I wondered where you
disappeared to.
996
01:09:20,150 --> 01:09:22,584
I know what you're thinking,
but you could be wrong too.
997
01:09:22,652 --> 01:09:25,018
I don't care where you spent
last night or any other.
998
01:09:25,088 --> 01:09:28,182
But Roberta just got back.
I was still asleep and I didn't know it.
999
01:09:28,258 --> 01:09:30,556
I'm only talking to you
because this is an emergency.
1000
01:09:30,627 --> 01:09:32,618
But that doesn't mean
I'm speaking to you.
1001
01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:38,191
Hmm-mm!
1002
01:09:39,369 --> 01:09:41,894
- Very interesting.
- Is it true?
1003
01:09:41,971 --> 01:09:44,804
Well, they'd hardly print it
in a newspaper if it wasn't.
1004
01:09:44,874 --> 01:09:48,310
- You swindled all those dames?
- I don't like that word "swindled."
1005
01:09:48,378 --> 01:09:50,403
Well, what would you call it?
1006
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:53,711
I gave these women something
very precious in return...
1007
01:09:53,783 --> 01:09:57,082
the kind of attention that
they'd always dreamed about.
1008
01:09:57,153 --> 01:10:00,384
I brought some romance
to their drab existence.
1009
01:10:00,457 --> 01:10:03,654
I-I made them feel that
they were beautiful, desirable.
1010
01:10:03,727 --> 01:10:07,390
- And took everything they had.
- Not everything. I left them plenty.
1011
01:10:07,464 --> 01:10:09,455
Well, that was
very noble of you.
1012
01:10:09,532 --> 01:10:12,160
Don't forget these gals
were trying to take me.
1013
01:10:12,235 --> 01:10:14,726
They thought they were
getting some rich old duffer...
1014
01:10:14,804 --> 01:10:17,068
that would
kick off any moment.
1015
01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:19,608
You know, he's got a point there.
1016
01:10:19,676 --> 01:10:21,667
That's right.
Stick up for him.
1017
01:10:21,745 --> 01:10:24,475
Any man who would take advantage
of a lot of poor widows...
1018
01:10:24,547 --> 01:10:27,448
On the contrary.
They were rich widows.
1019
01:10:27,517 --> 01:10:32,853
And why were they rich?
Because their husbands worked
themselves into early graves...
1020
01:10:32,922 --> 01:10:36,289
just to leave them well fixed.
1021
01:10:36,359 --> 01:10:39,851
I felt that I owed it
to all men...
1022
01:10:39,929 --> 01:10:43,330
everywhere, to get back
a little of that money...
1023
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,301
and have some fun.
1024
01:10:46,369 --> 01:10:48,599
But, Charley...
1025
01:10:48,671 --> 01:10:51,834
- where does Eadie fit into this picture?
- Yes.
1026
01:10:51,908 --> 01:10:53,933
I love Eadie.
1027
01:10:54,010 --> 01:10:58,037
You have a funny way of showing it...
running around with Mrs. Frazier.
1028
01:10:58,114 --> 01:11:00,446
That was
my farewell performance.
1029
01:11:00,517 --> 01:11:05,386
I wanted to start my marriage
on a sound financial footing.
1030
01:11:05,455 --> 01:11:07,480
You mean you're retired?
1031
01:11:07,557 --> 01:11:11,516
Well, that's entirely up to both of you,
after what you already know.
1032
01:11:13,129 --> 01:11:15,154
Well, I have
no sympathy for you.
1033
01:11:15,231 --> 01:11:17,461
But I don't want to do anything
that'll hurt Eadie.
1034
01:11:17,534 --> 01:11:20,560
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
1035
01:11:20,637 --> 01:11:24,129
It might be embarrassing, though,
if the cops show up again.
1036
01:11:24,207 --> 01:11:26,300
- Again?
- Mm-hmm.
1037
01:11:26,376 --> 01:11:30,005
There was an F.B.I. man here a couple
of weeks ago asking questions about you.
1038
01:11:30,079 --> 01:11:35,483
Well, I better be starting
on a little trip. Excuse me.
1039
01:11:38,820 --> 01:11:40,981
- So you're running out on Eadie.
- No.
1040
01:11:41,055 --> 01:11:43,888
As soon as things cool off
a little, I'll send for her.
1041
01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:46,426
You didn't marry any
of those other women, did you?
1042
01:11:46,494 --> 01:11:49,224
Of course not.
If I had, I'd be in the clear now.
1043
01:11:49,297 --> 01:11:52,391
People don't object when
you marry a woman for money.
1044
01:11:52,467 --> 01:11:55,561
But if you try to appropriate her funds
on strictly a friendly basis...
1045
01:11:57,739 --> 01:12:00,902
Well, if you've really reformed,
the least you can do is return the money.
1046
01:12:00,975 --> 01:12:03,671
Uh-uh, Connie.
It's all back in circulation now.
1047
01:12:03,745 --> 01:12:07,237
Remember, what I took from one,
I spent on another one.
1048
01:12:07,315 --> 01:12:11,445
I have a complete
financial report right here.
1049
01:12:11,519 --> 01:12:13,783
Isn't that kind of a dangerous thing
to keep around?
1050
01:12:13,855 --> 01:12:17,552
Uh-uh. This proves that the newspapers
exaggerated my income.
1051
01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:21,083
I had hardly anything left
after I paid my taxes.
1052
01:12:21,162 --> 01:12:26,065
- You paid taxes on that money?
- My boy, I have my ethics.
1053
01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:28,125
I've learned one rule...
1054
01:12:28,203 --> 01:12:31,434
never monkey with
the Bureau of Internal Revenue.
1055
01:12:31,506 --> 01:12:35,738
Well, one thing is sure.
We can't keep the $800 you lent us.
1056
01:12:35,810 --> 01:12:39,769
No. No, you're right. Spend it right
away and I'll take it off the books.
1057
01:12:39,848 --> 01:12:42,646
- Hello, Eadie.
- Oh, Jimmy. There's a man
outside to see you.
1058
01:12:42,717 --> 01:12:45,049
Thank you.
I'll catch you before you leave.
1059
01:12:45,119 --> 01:12:47,110
- Good morning, Eadie.
- I'll be right down.
1060
01:12:47,188 --> 01:12:52,387
- Where you going, Charley?
- Oh, honey, it's necessary
that I leave town.
1061
01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:54,724
- Leave town?
- Yeah, hurriedly. Uh...
1062
01:12:54,796 --> 01:12:58,755
- But, why?
- It's... It's urgent business, dear.
Business.
1063
01:12:58,867 --> 01:13:00,960
- Can I help you?
- Oh, Mr. Scott?
1064
01:13:01,035 --> 01:13:03,162
- Yes.
- My name's Clark.
1065
01:13:03,238 --> 01:13:05,638
- I understand this property
is on the market.
- Yes, yes.
1066
01:13:05,707 --> 01:13:08,574
- Be glad to show you around.
- I've had my eye on it for some time.
1067
01:13:08,643 --> 01:13:11,111
If we can agree on terms,
you've got yourself a deal.
1068
01:13:11,179 --> 01:13:14,842
Well, you won't go wrong
buying this place. For example,
notice the construction.
1069
01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:18,317
- Solid. Foundation's
hardly settled at all.
- What's your monthly income?
1070
01:13:18,386 --> 01:13:21,082
Yes, we've got a great bunch
of tenants... quiet, respectable.
1071
01:13:21,155 --> 01:13:24,249
Never cause any trouble whatsoever.
1072
01:13:26,327 --> 01:13:28,295
Would you excuse me a minute?
1073
01:13:28,363 --> 01:13:32,163
Charley, police are here.
1074
01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:34,258
- But, Charley...
- Good-bye, my dear.
1075
01:13:34,335 --> 01:13:36,326
The back way.
Come on.
1076
01:13:36,404 --> 01:13:38,872
Charley, what's happening?
1077
01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:41,067
Charley!
1078
01:13:43,177 --> 01:13:45,304
- What's the matter?
- The house is loaded with cops.
1079
01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,371
Look after Eadie,
will you, please?
1080
01:13:49,617 --> 01:13:52,848
- Not that way. Over the fence.
- All right.
1081
01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:56,546
Oh!
1082
01:13:56,624 --> 01:13:58,854
- What's the matter?
- I'm caught on a nail.
1083
01:13:58,927 --> 01:14:01,828
- Oh, well, uh, hang on.
- What a suggestion.
1084
01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:03,955
- Hold it!
- Oh.
1085
01:14:04,032 --> 01:14:06,330
- Get down.
- All right. All right.
1086
01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:09,495
- Okay. Come on, Dad.
- I'm not your dad. Did you have one?
1087
01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:11,629
- Here you are, Jim.
- I'll take that.
1088
01:14:14,042 --> 01:14:17,443
Nice work, Mac.
He almost gave us the slip.
1089
01:14:18,813 --> 01:14:21,873
- What's going on here?
- How should I know?
1090
01:14:21,950 --> 01:14:24,418
I don't understand.
Why should the police want Charley?
1091
01:14:24,485 --> 01:14:26,510
Now, Eadie,
you've got to be brave.
1092
01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:29,215
What's happened to Mr. Scott?
This is no way to do business.
1093
01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,986
- Oh, Carl.
- Bernard.
1094
01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:35,496
- That's him, all right.
- Why, I'd recognize him anywhere.
That's Paul Chapman.
1095
01:14:35,563 --> 01:14:37,554
He told me his name was
Carl Pearson.
1096
01:14:37,632 --> 01:14:39,657
Have you ever seen
these women before?
1097
01:14:39,734 --> 01:14:42,862
Yes, I... Yes, I have.
And they're all charming ladies.
1098
01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:46,202
- You beast.
- Peter, how could you do this to me?
1099
01:14:46,274 --> 01:14:48,936
It isn't true about
all these other women, is it?
1100
01:14:49,010 --> 01:14:52,070
What're they doing
to you, Charley?
1101
01:14:52,146 --> 01:14:55,115
Eadie, you're the only
woman I love.
1102
01:14:55,183 --> 01:14:59,711
And these past few weeks together
have been the happiest of my life.
1103
01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:01,846
I want you to remember that.
1104
01:15:01,923 --> 01:15:06,826
And nothing I've done, and nothing
they can do to me will ever change that.
1105
01:15:09,163 --> 01:15:11,358
All right. Let's go.
1106
01:15:11,432 --> 01:15:13,559
Oh, Bernard, how could you?
1107
01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:18,037
You and your jug of wine
and your native woodnotes wild!
1108
01:15:18,106 --> 01:15:20,131
Did you say
all those things to her?
1109
01:15:20,208 --> 01:15:23,439
Come on, will you?
1110
01:15:23,511 --> 01:15:26,674
So long, Charley.
Poor guy.
1111
01:15:35,023 --> 01:15:38,151
When I left, they were still questioning
him about his career and, uh...
1112
01:15:38,226 --> 01:15:41,389
- they're only up to 1941.
- You did get in to see him, didn't you?
1113
01:15:41,462 --> 01:15:43,555
For a few minutes.
He insists on pleading guilty.
1114
01:15:43,631 --> 01:15:47,226
He said he's enjoyed his life thoroughly,
and now he's willing to pay for it.
1115
01:15:47,301 --> 01:15:49,565
Would it help any
if I spoke to him?
1116
01:15:49,637 --> 01:15:52,606
I-I don't think so. It's for your sake
that he wants to avoid a trial.
1117
01:15:52,673 --> 01:15:54,664
Couldn't we
get him out on bail?
1118
01:15:54,742 --> 01:15:56,767
If we do, they'll just
arrest him again.
1119
01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:58,835
The F.B.I. will pick him up
on a fugitive warrant.
1120
01:15:58,913 --> 01:16:00,938
And how long can they
send him away for?
1121
01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:04,815
Well, if the sentences run concurrently,
from two to five years.
1122
01:16:04,886 --> 01:16:08,481
No matter how long it takes,
I'll wait for him.
1123
01:16:08,556 --> 01:16:10,581
Thank you very much.
1124
01:16:10,658 --> 01:16:13,183
- Good night.
- Good night.
1125
01:16:13,261 --> 01:16:15,252
Good night, Eadie.
1126
01:16:17,432 --> 01:16:20,492
What do you think we ought
to do about that 800 bucks?
1127
01:16:20,568 --> 01:16:22,832
As a lawyer, I'd say
turn it over to the police.
1128
01:16:22,904 --> 01:16:24,929
But as your friend,
I'd say the same thing.
1129
01:16:25,006 --> 01:16:29,033
- He wouldn't listen to me.
- There goes the new wiring.
1130
01:16:29,110 --> 01:16:32,204
I wish I could help. But you don't get
rich working for the government.
1131
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:36,046
We know, Ed. Thank you.
1132
01:16:36,117 --> 01:16:38,881
Hello.
Hello, Mr. Clark.
1133
01:16:38,953 --> 01:16:40,978
How much?
1134
01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:44,855
Why, that's
a ridiculous price.
1135
01:16:44,926 --> 01:16:48,862
All right, all right.
I'll talk it over with my wife.
1136
01:16:48,930 --> 01:16:52,366
The man who was here this morning is
willing to give us 19,000 for the house.
1137
01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:55,664
- Gonna take it?
- Looks like we don't have
much choice, do we?
1138
01:16:55,736 --> 01:16:58,500
- It's up to you.
- Mm, it means losing
most of our investment...
1139
01:16:58,573 --> 01:17:00,564
but I guess
we're gonna have to.
1140
01:17:00,641 --> 01:17:02,666
I, uh, think I'll drop up
and see Roberta.
1141
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:06,076
She just got back into town this morning,
and I want to see if she missed me.
1142
01:17:06,147 --> 01:17:08,377
Yeah, you do that.
1143
01:17:08,449 --> 01:17:10,974
- Why don't you marry her?
- Maybe I will.
1144
01:17:11,052 --> 01:17:14,715
When I see how happy you two are,
I'm almost tempted.
1145
01:17:30,838 --> 01:17:34,569
Are you asleep?
1146
01:17:34,642 --> 01:17:37,907
You know, it's funny... now that we've
actually decided to leave this place...
1147
01:17:37,979 --> 01:17:40,413
I'm gonna miss it.
1148
01:17:40,481 --> 01:17:42,574
I guess we've done
a pretty good job around here.
1149
01:17:42,650 --> 01:17:45,050
It's certainly the best looking house
on the block.
1150
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:47,110
The tenants seem to like us.
1151
01:17:47,188 --> 01:17:51,420
Look what Charley
tried to do for us.
1152
01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:54,461
- What's the matter?
- Now you change your mind.
1153
01:17:54,529 --> 01:17:59,489
After making my life
miserable all these weeks.
1154
01:18:01,669 --> 01:18:03,694
You know I didn't mean it.
1155
01:18:03,771 --> 01:18:06,865
All you had to do was say
one kind word to me...
1156
01:18:06,941 --> 01:18:09,671
just one kind word.
1157
01:18:12,213 --> 01:18:14,545
I'm sorry, darling.
1158
01:18:19,787 --> 01:18:23,587
Mmm. Sometimes I almost wish
you'd been married before.
1159
01:18:23,658 --> 01:18:26,718
Then you might
appreciate me more.
1160
01:18:26,794 --> 01:18:30,787
I wouldn't be married
to anybody else for anything.
1161
01:18:30,865 --> 01:18:33,993
Even though I went
and lost all our money?
1162
01:18:34,068 --> 01:18:36,093
We have something
more important than that...
1163
01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:39,401
something nobody can
take away from us.
1164
01:18:45,580 --> 01:18:50,142
Oh, I wish there was some way
we could save the house.
1165
01:18:50,218 --> 01:18:53,346
I suppose it would take
a miracle now, wouldn't it?
1166
01:18:53,421 --> 01:18:58,154
When I was overseas,
home meant just one thing... you.
1167
01:18:58,226 --> 01:19:00,387
And not a piece
of real estate.
1168
01:19:08,836 --> 01:19:10,827
Now what?
1169
01:19:29,223 --> 01:19:31,214
- Your name Jim Scott?
- Yes.
1170
01:19:31,292 --> 01:19:34,523
Police Department. We've been
going over Mr. Patterson's records.
1171
01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:36,893
It seems he turned over
800 bucks to you yesterday.
1172
01:19:36,964 --> 01:19:39,899
- That's right. It was a loan.
- That's not the way Charley tells it.
1173
01:19:39,967 --> 01:19:42,561
He said he paid you the money
so you wouldn't give him away.
1174
01:19:42,637 --> 01:19:45,800
- That's a lie.
- Charley's been very frank
with us about everything else.
1175
01:19:45,873 --> 01:19:48,740
- Why should he lie about this?
- Oh, I don't know.
1176
01:19:48,810 --> 01:19:52,507
I-I thought we were friends.
I even tried to protect him.
1177
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,708
- Then you admit covering up for him.
- Uh, I don't admit anything.
1178
01:19:55,783 --> 01:19:58,308
My husband was going to return
that money in the morning.
1179
01:19:58,386 --> 01:20:00,820
If it's all the same to you,
we'll go to the station now.
1180
01:20:00,888 --> 01:20:02,913
- Is it all right if I change my clothes?
- Go ahead.
1181
01:20:02,990 --> 01:20:05,220
Thanks.
1182
01:20:05,293 --> 01:20:07,853
Your friend Charley.
Your benefactor.
1183
01:20:07,929 --> 01:20:10,159
I warned you, but you
just laughed at my intuition.
1184
01:20:10,231 --> 01:20:13,997
I don't need a lecture, I need a lawyer.
Now get Ed on the phone.
1185
01:20:19,173 --> 01:20:21,664
In here.
1186
01:20:21,742 --> 01:20:24,734
- Oh, Jim, boy. Glad to see you.
- You're putting me in here with him?
1187
01:20:24,812 --> 01:20:27,178
- He asked for you as a special favor.
- Thanks.
1188
01:20:27,248 --> 01:20:31,412
Anytime, Charley. I sure got to hand it
to you... all those women.
1189
01:20:31,486 --> 01:20:34,887
If you were 20 years younger or I was 20
years older, I'd knock your block off.
1190
01:20:34,956 --> 01:20:38,221
That's a nice way to talk after all the
trouble I went to to get you in here.
1191
01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:41,022
- You told them a pack of lies
about that money.
- I had to.
1192
01:20:41,095 --> 01:20:44,792
- Why? I don't get it.
- Now stop breathing through
your mouth and listen. I...
1193
01:20:44,866 --> 01:20:48,962
- What's going on in there?
- Tête-à-tête.
1194
01:20:49,036 --> 01:20:51,402
All right. All right.
I'm listening.
1195
01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:54,066
Look.
A newspaper syndicate...
1196
01:20:54,141 --> 01:20:59,101
offered me $5,000 for a series
of articles on my career.
1197
01:20:59,180 --> 01:21:04,208
I accepted on one condition...
that you be allowed to write them.
1198
01:21:04,285 --> 01:21:07,220
- Why me?
- Oh, I thought it was
the least I could do.
1199
01:21:07,288 --> 01:21:11,884
So you keep half of the money
and give the other half to Eadie.
1200
01:21:11,959 --> 01:21:15,122
That'll help her carry on
while I'm gone.
1201
01:21:15,196 --> 01:21:18,632
- And you had me tossed
into jail to tell me that?
- Yes. Yes.
1202
01:21:18,699 --> 01:21:20,724
Now come here.
1203
01:21:20,801 --> 01:21:23,099
They want to start running
my story while it's hot...
1204
01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:26,765
and this is the last chance
I have to dictate it.
1205
01:21:26,841 --> 01:21:31,505
And confidentially, they're handing me
over to the federal boys tomorrow.
1206
01:21:31,579 --> 01:21:36,642
- They are much stricter
than these boys here.
1207
01:21:36,717 --> 01:21:39,618
- Hey, but how do I get out of here?
- Oh, easy, easy.
1208
01:21:39,687 --> 01:21:42,815
All they've got
against you is my word.
1209
01:21:42,890 --> 01:21:47,520
Tomorrow morning I shall
magnanimously admit I made a mistake.
1210
01:21:47,595 --> 01:21:50,086
Why don't you pipe down?
How's a guy gonna get any sleep?
1211
01:21:50,164 --> 01:21:52,359
Oh, yeah.
Sorry. Sorry.
1212
01:21:54,035 --> 01:21:56,026
Now...
1213
01:21:57,772 --> 01:21:59,763
shall we start work?
1214
01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:07,840
I shall never forget...
1215
01:22:07,915 --> 01:22:10,543
my first conquest.
1216
01:22:10,618 --> 01:22:14,019
I was two and a half
weeks old.
1217
01:22:14,088 --> 01:22:16,113
We had a French nurse.
1218
01:22:16,190 --> 01:22:21,389
But I never seriously
became involved in any...
1219
01:22:21,462 --> 01:22:25,592
romance until I reached
the age of four.
1220
01:22:54,662 --> 01:22:57,654
My client is willing
to give you 35,000 for the house.
1221
01:22:57,732 --> 01:23:01,099
That's positively her final offer,
and I must have your answer today.
1222
01:23:01,168 --> 01:23:03,432
- What do you think?
- You decide.
1223
01:23:03,504 --> 01:23:06,996
Well, $35,000 is
a lot of money, but...
1224
01:23:07,074 --> 01:23:09,065
No.
1225
01:23:09,143 --> 01:23:12,237
But the house isn't
for sale at any price.
1226
01:23:17,084 --> 01:23:20,781
Hello. Sure. Sure thing.
I'll be right up.
1227
01:23:20,855 --> 01:23:24,347
Excuse me. I've got to go help
one of our tenants.
1228
01:23:26,827 --> 01:23:29,523
You're making a big mistake
turning down this offer...
1229
01:23:29,597 --> 01:23:31,588
but I know just how you feel
about your home.
1230
01:23:33,267 --> 01:23:36,293
- Good-bye, Mr. Knowland.
- Good-bye, Mrs. Scott.
1231
01:23:44,278 --> 01:23:46,405
- I've got it.
- You've got it?
1232
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,812
- Yep.
- Very careful now. Don't wake 'em up.
1233
01:23:48,883 --> 01:23:52,979
All right so far.
1234
01:23:53,054 --> 01:23:57,286
- Oh, there we go. We made it.
- Oh.
1235
01:23:57,358 --> 01:24:01,226
- How are the twins today?
- Oh, thriving. Thriving.
1236
01:24:01,295 --> 01:24:05,095
Oh, my darling
little Cynara.
1237
01:24:05,166 --> 01:24:09,796
My gorgeous little Lilith.
Oh, ho-ho.
1238
01:24:09,870 --> 01:24:11,963
- Oh, Jim.
- Huh?
1239
01:24:12,039 --> 01:24:15,975
- Say it again.
- Oh, I have five times today.
1240
01:24:16,043 --> 01:24:18,477
Oh, all right.
Charley, your twins are beautiful.
1241
01:24:18,546 --> 01:24:21,515
Did you hear what the man said?
1242
01:24:21,582 --> 01:24:26,747
You know Charley...
he's always had a way with girls.
1243
01:24:26,821 --> 01:24:30,689
Come on, dear, to the park.
And give those other parents a treat.
1244
01:24:30,758 --> 01:24:33,352
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
1245
01:24:33,427 --> 01:24:36,590
I still can't get over it.
Charley, the father of twins.
1246
01:24:36,664 --> 01:24:39,258
Just think what he could have done
if he hadn't retired.