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[Blows air]

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[Hits tuning fork]

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Now, then, let me see.

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Mr. Martin, is everyone here?

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I believe so.

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Well, don't believe, be sure.

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Yes, sir.
Bell boy?

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Here!

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Chef?
Here!

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Chambermaids?
Here.

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Elevator boy?
Here!

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Porters?
Here!

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Floor managers?
Here.

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Bartenders?
Here.

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Telephone operators?
Here.

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Yes, sir, the entire
staff is assembled.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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as such, I address you

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as the employees of
this great hotel.

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Our brief summer season
will start tomorrow.

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You are here to serve
the most exacting clientele

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of any hotel in America...
In the world.

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The wentworth Plaza,
as you know,

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caters only to
the most exclusive

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and the wealthiest guests.

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You are the temporary servants

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of those who demand the most
of their servants,

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and yet, some of you receive
no salaries.

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That is because
I could never begin to pay you

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what you will earn
in honorariums.

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I mean tips.

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Some managers, knowing
the size of these hon--tips...

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Would require you
to pay for your positions.

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But I...I like to see
each and every one of you

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derive the full benefit
of your enterprise.

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Now, remember our credo--
the guest is always right.

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Keep that firmly in your minds.

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Even though he's wrong,
the guest is always right...

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Because he pays.

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That will be all.
Thank you.

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Remember, guys,

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whatever the guests give you,

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I get 50%.

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And if you hold out on me,
I'll take the whole works,

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and no crap games,
unless I'm in it myself.

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Because...

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Last year, one of my waiters
received such big fees

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he now operates
a hotel of his own.

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But remember,
I get my percentage.

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And also remember...

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You come in direct contact
with the guests.

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I do not.

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Therefore, I expect
a certain payment from you

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in return for
your remunerative privileges,

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and don't forget...

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All tips go in here.

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And remember, I have eyes
in the back of my head.

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I have the key.

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The tips are split evenly

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except in special cases
when I take two-thirds.

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I suppose if a guest insults me,

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he's considered right.

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My dear, you've been
with me two seasons.

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That's long enough to know
that a hotel hostess

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cannot be insulted.

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I rely on your
splendid discretion...As always.

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I sometimes wonder
if my discretion

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can hold up under
the wear and tear.

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Well, Curtis, it's good
to have you with us again.

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Thanks, Mr. lamson.

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Oh, Martin,

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did you get that
prentiss reservation?

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Yes, this morning, sir.

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Fine.

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[Chuckles]

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Well, how are the studies?

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Still at medical school?

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Yes, sir.
I expect to have my degree

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in about another year.

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That's too bad for me.

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The medical profession may gain,

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but I lose an
a-number-one hotel clerk.

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Ah, you're very kind, sir.

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And I suppose
when it's Dr. Curtis,

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I shall be losing you, too.

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Well, uh...

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Yes, sir. You see,
being Mrs. Curtis is

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really a full-time job.

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Ha ha ha!

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Very well.

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Congratulations.

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Name the first one after me.

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Paging Mr. Baker.

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Mr. Baker, please.

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Paging Mr. Baker.

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Well, here we are.
Come on, mama.

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Come on, Ann.
Hurry up, now.

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Wait a minute.
I forgot my purse.

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That's the prentiss family.

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The old gal's worth
10 million bucks.

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Just to show you my heart's
in the right place,

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I'll let you keep
all she gives you.

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Gee, thanks, boss.
Wow.

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How do you do,
Mrs. prentiss?

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Oh, how do you do?

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It's a pleasure to welcome you.

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I never think our season
is complete without you.

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Have you reserved the
same suite for us?

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Of course.

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Not at the same
outrageous price,

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I trust.

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The price is quite fair.

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You people seem to think

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that money grows on trees.

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Yes, madame. That is,

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we'll discuss it
some other time.

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I know you want to rest now.

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Rest? I can't rest
at those prices.

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How do you do,
Mrs. prentiss?

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Oh, how do you do, young man?

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Nicely, thank you.

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And how are you, miss prentiss?

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So happy I can hardly stand it.

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Well...

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I know you. You're
the hostess, aren't you?

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I remember you from last summer.

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Do you?

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I certainly do.

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Humbolt!

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The bell ending the first round.

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I'll see you later.

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We'll fight this out
to the finish.

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Mrs. prentiss: Humbolt!
Where are you?

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You see, mother, last season,

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that little lady told me

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she couldn't swim,

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and I was just going
to teach her when--

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when I took you home.
I always know what I'm doing.

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Yes, mother.

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Yes, those two go in that room,

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and those three
in that room, yes.

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And, yes, those go in that room.

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How many gallons
of gas did we use

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coming up, humbolt?

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20.

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20!? Oh!

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Is there anything else?

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Oh, yes, yes.

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If you'll just take this

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and have it changed

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and divide it amongst you.

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I got to hand it to you, mother.

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It takes a lot of nerve
to give 4 boys a quarter

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for carrying up
16 pieces of baggage.

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How many times
have I told you...

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Just because
I happen to be rich,

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I have no intention
of being imposed upon.

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A dollar wouldn't
have been any too much.

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What?! 75 cents more?!

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Have you any idea

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what the interest on
75 cents is at 3 1/2%?

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Have you?

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No, mother, I haven't.

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Well, you just take
this pad and pencil

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and sit right down there
and figure it out.

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You know that I'm not good

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at fractions.

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No, but I notice you're
very good at figures.

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Yes. You might say
that I'm a specialist.

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Oh, humbolt,

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how can you joke about
a thing like that?

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I joke about it
because I enjoy it.

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Well, I don't enjoy it.

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When I think of
the grief you've caused me

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with your 3 marriages...

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4, mother, 4.

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4. To think of
4 horrible chorus girls

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running around with
the honorable name

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of prentiss.

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We must keep the name going.

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And to think that
I had to settle $100,000

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on each one of them.

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Now, what's a paltry $400,000

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between friends?

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Ah! Do you know the interest

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on that at 4 1/2%,
you bad, wicked boy?

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Do you? No,
of course you don't.

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Well, I'll show you.

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400,000 at...

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...4 1/2%--

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mother--

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don't bother mother, darling,

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while she's figuring interest.

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Mother, I want
some decent clothes.

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You want what?

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Some decent clothes.

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Well, look at me.

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Is it any wonder that
nobody ever talks to me

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or notices me?

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Well, who do you want
to notice you?

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Men and boys.

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I want to have some fun.

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She's right, mother.

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Humbolt, you've
done enough damage.

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Ann, I can't imagine you
even thinking of other men

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when you're engaged...

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Engaged to t. Mosley thorpe,

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the most eligible bachelor
in America.

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Humbolt: Ha ha ha!

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Eligible for what?

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Oh, my dear child,
you must be crazy.

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00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:52,005
Why, he has $5 million
more than we have!

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I'll give you my interest in him

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for 10 cents.

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That will do, Ann!

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Come on, Ma,

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break down and buy her
some snappy clothes.

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Please, mother.

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00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,716
Go to bed, both of you,
and stop bothering me.

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I'd give $100

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if you children would behave.

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100?

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Well, uh, 35.

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[Vehicle approaches]

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How do you do, westbrook?

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How do you do, mcmulters?

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00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,803
And how is Mr. thorpe?

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Mr. thorpe was never better.

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I certainly am delighted
to hear that.

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Boy, get Mr. thorpe's luggage.

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Boy: Yes, sir.

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[Running footsteps]

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Welcome to the hotel,
Mr. thorpe.

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Westbrook, where is Mr. thorpe?

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Eh?

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00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,258
I say, Mr. thorpe
is not in the car.

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Well, where is he?

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That's what I'm
asking you, westbrook.

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He must have missed me.

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Well, here's Mr. thorpe now.

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00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,204
How do you do, sir?

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00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,840
Say, uh, what happened to me?

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00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,042
You must have got out

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when we stopped to get gas.

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00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,278
Oh, never stop the car
while I'm in it.

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00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,414
Let that be a lesson to you.

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00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,281
Yes, sir.

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00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,983
Did I discharge you last night?

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00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,484
Not to my recollection, sir.

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00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,153
Well, excuse me.

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[Frog croaks]

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00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,798
Hello.

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00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,300
[Ribbit]

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00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,938
Ah ha.
Oh, you bad boy.

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00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,309
How do you do,
Mr. thorpe?

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00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,844
How do you do?
How do you do?

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Your rooms are all ready
for you, sir.

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And my boxes--
Did they arrive?

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00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,316
We put them in your room, sir.

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00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,018
Oh, and I want a stenographer.

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00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,229
I'm writing a monograph
of snuffboxes.

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Very important dictation.

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I'll send one up in

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just a few minutes,
Mr. thorpe.

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00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,026
Ah, yes. Ah, a stenographer
and a cheese sandwich on rye.

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If you will kindly
follow me, sir.

267
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,340
What'll it be, sir?

268
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,009
I'll have a room and a bath.

269
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:09,709
This is the cigar counter, sir.

270
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:10,910
I'm sorry.

271
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:11,778
Oh, that's all right, miss.

272
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,080
Don't apologize.

273
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,390
Anyone's liable
to make mistakes.

274
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,092
Uh, Mr. thorpe,
the elevators are this way.

275
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,550
What are they doing over there?

276
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,219
This way, Mr. thorpe.

277
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,255
All right, put them up here.

278
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,056
Ha ha!

279
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,357
Can I help you, sir?

280
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,227
No, no. I'll take care of these.

281
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,066
Oh, ho ho! Aren't
they beautiful?

282
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,567
What are they?

283
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,568
Snuffboxes!

284
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:36,369
What?

285
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,370
Snuff! Snuff.

286
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,072
Snuff was first used
in the 17th century.

287
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,574
It the 18th century,
it was universal.

288
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,909
It's a mild stimulant

289
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:43,910
and an excellent germicide.

290
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,145
It's been known to kill

291
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,280
thousands and thousands
of germs.

292
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,081
Yes, sir.

293
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,582
Yes. Try some.

294
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,018
Oh, no, thanks.

295
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,952
Oh, go on. It's
better than a tonic.

296
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:53,853
Where do I put it?

297
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,188
Well, you can put it--

298
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,125
I would suggest putting
it in your nose.

299
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,594
[Sniff]
[Sniff]

300
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,396
[Ah-choo]

301
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,864
Oh, oh. Just an amateur.

302
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,066
Just an amateur.

303
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,400
See, it's almost a lost Art,

304
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,402
and it requires years
of great skill.

305
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,604
Now, you watch me.
Watch me.

306
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,106
[Ah-choo]

307
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,108
Oh, watch me, please.

308
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,609
[Sniffing]

309
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,611
See?

310
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,114
It's like--ha ha!

311
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,184
Uh, it requires--
Ha ha!

312
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,623
I won't need you anymore.

313
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,592
[Ah-choo]

314
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,029
Uh, pardon me.

315
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,969
But why can't I go on the beach

316
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,071
with humbolt?

317
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,072
You shall go on the beach,

318
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,439
but not with humbolt.

319
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,641
Mosley will go with you.

320
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,443
Some fun.

321
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,079
Now, don't forget, dear.

322
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,913
I want you to be very warm

323
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,782
and affectionate to mosley.

324
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,252
Mosley: Don't disturb me.
I'm working.

325
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,457
Oh, mosley, dear,
so nice to see you back.

326
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,044
We could hardly wait
till you got here,

327
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,094
could we, Ann, dear?

328
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,096
No. We could hardly wait.

329
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,164
Oh! I've been
working on my book.

330
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,467
Oh ho! Mosley!
Haven't you made a mistake?

331
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,635
A mistake?

332
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,671
Yes. Well, you kissed me
and shook hands with Ann.

333
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,473
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

334
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,109
I was thinking of my book.

335
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,452
But I have a present
here for Ann.

336
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,996
Oh, a present?
Aren't you kind, mosley.

337
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,247
Isn't mosley kind, darling?

338
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,349
Yes, mother. His kindness
positively bowls me over.

339
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,184
The gold and silver snuffbox

340
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,052
continues to be the typical
gift of sovereigns

341
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,163
to those whom they
delight to honor.

342
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,122
Oh, isn't it lovely, darling?

343
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,289
Too sweet for words.

344
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,490
It embraces the Art and craft

345
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,391
of the gold and the silversmith.

346
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,592
Do you think you could

347
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,939
tear yourself away
from your work

348
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:41,794
long enough to take a swim?

349
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,795
Oh, no, no!

350
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:43,730
I must finish my monograph

351
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,031
by the end of the summer.

352
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,542
But, mosley, we thought
that maybe you might--

353
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,568
no, no. I'll work till
my brain gets fogged.

354
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,136
I'll join you later.

355
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,370
But just think--

356
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,239
mother, I'm going for a swim.

357
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,549
Well, mosley--
just a second, darling.

358
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,742
I must work.

359
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,610
[Knock on door]

360
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,513
Oh! Is this
Mr. mosley thorpe's room?

361
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,814
Yes, yes.

362
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,483
Thank you.

363
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,056
Ahem.

364
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,391
I beg your pardon.

365
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,601
Did you send for a stenographer?

366
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,060
Yes, and a Swiss cheese on rye.

367
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,062
Have you got it with you? No.

368
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,564
That's strange.
Sit down.

369
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,065
Thank you.

370
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,368
Uh, do you know anything
about snuffboxes?

371
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,069
No, not very much.

372
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,071
Well, you will before
I get through with you.

373
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,373
Shall we begin now?

374
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,175
Oh, yes!
Every moment's precious.

375
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,676
Will you have a pinch of snuff?

376
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,844
No, but I'd
just as soon join you

377
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:32,911
in a chew of tobacco.

378
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,253
Oh, mosley!

379
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,754
Ann, here's mosley.

380
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,356
Am I thrilled.

381
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,303
I came to a stopping place.
My brain got fogged.

382
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,160
I thought I'd come
and look you up.

383
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:47,960
Well, I'm glad you did.
Very glad you did.

384
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,329
Thank you.

385
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:52,098
I'll leave you
two little lovebirds alone.

386
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:56,436
Well...Bye-bye.
Hee hee!

387
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,340
Bye-bye.

388
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,908
Nice weather we're having.

389
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,978
Yes, yes, indeed.
Yeah.

390
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,814
Not so hot as last year.

391
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,981
You don't say.

392
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,149
No. No, no.

393
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,818
Are you enjoying yourself
this summer?

394
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,153
Oh, I'm just dizzy
with all the excitement.

395
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,722
Oh, don't overdo it,
don't overdo it.

396
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,557
I'll try not to if you say so.

397
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,025
No. You know,

398
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,693
when my monograph is published,

399
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,695
it will occupy
three 600-page volumes.

400
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,164
It will establish me as
the world's greatest authority

401
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,232
on snuff and snuffboxes.

402
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,367
Do tell.

403
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,901
Yes. It is rather breathtaking.

404
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:29,836
Aah!

405
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,504
What's the matter, Ann?

406
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,981
- What's the matter, Ann?
- You! You're the matter!

407
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,283
Have I said anything
to hurt your feelings?

408
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,318
You don't have to say anything.

409
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,509
Just looking at you is enough.

410
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,510
You're not a man,
you're a mummy.

411
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,279
A mummy filled with snuff!

412
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,680
Calm yourself, my child.

413
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,391
I won't calm myself,
and I'm not your child!

414
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,459
Take your hands off me!
Go on, get out!

415
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,417
Go back to your silly monograph!

416
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,118
Go on, go on, get out!

417
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,387
What is the matter?

418
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,321
This child must have
eaten something

419
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,522
that disagreed with her.

420
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,324
Put her to bed with
a hot-water bottle.

421
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,460
That'll be more fun
than I've had in ages.

422
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,161
My mood for writing
is completely gone.

423
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,863
My brain is
more fogged than ever.

424
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:57,997
Ann: You said it.

425
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,232
I'm going out for a walk.

426
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,671
Ann, what ails you?

427
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,206
Mosley! I'm fed up
to here with him!

428
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,575
Mosley is a man of honor.

429
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,376
He'll make you
an admirable husband.

430
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,577
Well, maybe he will,

431
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,720
but if I'm gonna be
married to him,

432
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,446
I want to have
a little fun first.

433
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,790
Don't you think you're
being unreasonable, Ann?

434
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,325
Not at all.
Why can't I have a little fun

435
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,719
like other girls have,
like you had?

436
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,020
Well, of course...

437
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,390
Of course your father
was a bit different

438
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,557
than mosley.

439
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,834
Of course he was, and so are we.

440
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,226
Ann!

441
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:30,229
Ah, mother, break down.
You know it's only fair.

442
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,031
If I let you have fun
this summer,

443
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,734
will you promise to
marry mosley in the fall

444
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:35,735
without a protest?

445
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,737
Yes. Yes, I promise.

446
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,372
Well, then...

447
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,374
Ah, mother, you're a darling.

448
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,174
And can I do anything I want to

449
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,543
when I want to do it

450
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,653
as long as I don't
disgrace the family name?

451
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,646
All right, but I do think

452
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:47,714
that you should have--

453
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:48,915
[knock on door]

454
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,650
Oh, my goodness. See
who it is, Ann, dear.

455
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,820
Ah, good evening.

456
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,398
- Good evening.
- Oh, good evening, young man.

457
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,799
Did you speak to
the manager for me?

458
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,166
Yes, Mrs. prentiss.
That's what I called about.

459
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,602
Mr. lamson says
that he cannot reduce

460
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,761
the rate of this suite
and sends his regrets.

461
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:02,962
The criminal!

462
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,697
He's trying to put me
in the poorhouse!

463
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,566
That's what he's trying to do.

464
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,868
I spent $15--
$15--for dinner tonight!

465
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,837
It's nothing short
of highway robbery.

466
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:11,838
It's a shame the way

467
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,473
everyone tries to take
advantage of you.

468
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,475
Oh, you've noticed it, too?

469
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,976
Yes, Mrs. prentiss.

470
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,478
Well, I'll show them.

471
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,812
I'll ban the hotel restaurant.

472
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,948
I'll cook all my meals up here

473
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,283
on...On my electric iron.

474
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,552
Why don't you try

475
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,929
ye olde coffee shop
in the village?

476
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,889
They have an 8-course dinner
there for 65 cents.

477
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,190
With dessert, too?

478
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,592
With everything.

479
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,594
Well, that's much more like it.

480
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,096
Thank you. Thank you
very much, young man.

481
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,798
Thank you.
Good night.

482
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,099
Good night.

483
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,068
Just a moment.

484
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,737
You're an honest, serious,

485
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,806
intelligent young man,
aren't you?

486
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,451
Well, Mrs. prentiss,
I do try to be serious

487
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,909
and honest, yes.

488
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,478
Well, I'll be keeping
an eye on you.

489
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,845
And mind you--
Mind you--

490
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,547
I'm a very good judge
of human nature,

491
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,091
and I consider you
entirely trustworthy.

492
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,717
You're very kind, Mrs. prentiss.

493
00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:02,655
Would you like to earn...$500?

494
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,591
Of course!
Who wouldn't?

495
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,801
Well, I'd like a
trustworthy young man

496
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,026
to take my daughter to--

497
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,561
oh, please, mother.

498
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,996
To teas and dances

499
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,807
and the social functions
she may wish to attend

500
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,332
for the rest of the summer.

501
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,734
And I don't know of anyone

502
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,469
whom I'd rather trust
her with than you.

503
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,771
Well, I'm sorry,
but I don't go in for that.

504
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:22,074
I--I'm sure you can find
plenty of others that will.

505
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,544
Oh, probably I could,
but not the type I want.

506
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,847
You see, I want someone
who will consider this

507
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,849
purely as
a business proposition.

508
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,452
$500? That would
nearly pay my expenses

509
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,487
at medical school next year.

510
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,556
Did I say $500?

511
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:37,924
Yes, mother, you did.

512
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,627
Well, I thought I said 450.

513
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,129
But of course, if I said 500,

514
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,697
500 it is.

515
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,298
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.

516
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,502
If you're worried about your
professional standing,

517
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,738
we might say that you're
a distant relative.

518
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,740
Could I let you know
in the morning?

519
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,609
Of course. And I'm sure
that you'll accept it...

520
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,611
After you've slept on it.

521
00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,012
Thank you.
Good night.

522
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:00,980
Good night.

523
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,047
Good night.

524
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,552
Mother, how could you?

525
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:06,919
I've never been so humiliated

526
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:07,820
in all my life.

527
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,522
Well, my dear, you started this.

528
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,524
You said you wanted
to have some fun this summer.

529
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:15,027
All right, you can,
but with protection.

530
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,796
In other words,
she wants to give me 500

531
00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,432
just to chaperone
her silly daughter.

532
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,232
I'm not the type.

533
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:21,534
If you ask me,

534
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,035
I think it's
a great opportunity.

535
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,236
Are you kidding?

536
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:25,538
Certainly not.

537
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:26,882
You want to get
ahead, don't you?

538
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,542
Surely, but I don't want
to be a nursemaid

539
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,377
to some insignificant girl.

540
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,546
Oh, Ann prentiss isn't so bad.

541
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:34,847
It's the way she dresses.

542
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,849
Besides, it means
some ready cash...

543
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,851
And what's more, a
valuable social contact

544
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:43,456
that never did any
doctor a bit of harm.

545
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,757
I suppose not.

546
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:47,460
The more cash we put by,

547
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,463
the sooner we can get married.

548
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,565
Isn't that right?

549
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,067
I can't argue with you
there, dear.

550
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,473
I think that's a very wise
decision, young man.

551
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:01,941
So do I.

552
00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:03,051
Mr. thorpe, are you sure
you have no objections?

553
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,143
Certainly not.

554
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,645
I'll be able to
finish my monograph

555
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:06,872
without, uh, any distractions.

556
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:07,647
Many thanks.

557
00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:08,948
Now, about a schedule.

558
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,850
After luncheon,
maybe a little walk

559
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:11,851
and then a game of ping-pong.

560
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,553
Oh, no schedules, mother.

561
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,255
I'm gonna do what I want
whenever I want to. Ann!

562
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:17,456
Well, that was the bargain.

563
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:18,767
And the first thing
I'm gonna do is

564
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,892
get some decent clothes.

565
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:20,693
I'm sick and tired
of looking like

566
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,028
little orphan Annie.

567
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,830
What's the matter
with your clothes?

568
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,098
Your dresses are always
trim and neat.

569
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:27,600
Yes, like burlap bags.

570
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,268
Come on, Mr. Curtis.

571
00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:30,770
Yes, yes.
With pleasure.

572
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,071
Now, remember, young man,

573
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,840
$500 for the job...
And no extra!

574
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,475
No extras!
Not even a sales tax.

575
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,680
♪ A-shopping we will go ♪

576
00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,682
♪ A-shopping we will go ♪

577
00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:45,818
♪ Hi-ho, the merry-o,
to spend your mama's dough ♪

578
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,987
Well, I'll see you later.

579
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,856
Oh, no, you've
got to go with me.

580
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:50,723
Oh, no. I've never been
shopping with a woman.

581
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,291
Well, that makes it even

582
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,502
'cause I've never been
shopping with a man. Come on.

583
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:54,827
You don't understand.

584
00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:55,795
I don't know anything
about shopping.

585
00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:57,664
I'm studying medicine.

586
00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,567
Well, I'm telling you,

587
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:02,501
I won't be any use
to you at all.

588
00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,571
But at least you can help me
decide what's what.

589
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:05,872
Now, look, wait a minute.

590
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:07,073
If we were sweethearts--

591
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:07,740
but we're not.

592
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,008
I realize that,

593
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:10,877
but I mean, if we
were sweethearts,

594
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,387
I'd have the good right
to tell you what's what.

595
00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:13,713
Oh, yeah?

596
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:14,823
Yeah, and then when
you'd go shopping,

597
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:15,882
why, I'd go along,

598
00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:17,584
and I'd even dare to--

599
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,085
dare to what?

600
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,754
Well, I'd...

601
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:27,860
♪ I'd dare to sing you
this song ♪

602
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,763
♪ Whenever you'd go shopping ♪

603
00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,899
♪ To buy a dress that's new ♪

604
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:35,902
♪ Honey, I'll keep an eye
on the dresses you try on ♪

605
00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:39,471
♪ 'Cause I'm going
shopping with you ♪

606
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,574
♪ When you go to the jeweler ♪

607
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:44,176
♪ To buy a gem or two

608
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,712
♪ on your fourth little finger ♪

609
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:47,246
♪ A ring's gonna linger ♪

610
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,916
♪ 'Cause I'm going
shopping with you ♪

611
00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:52,852
♪ Lots of shoes and stockings ♪

612
00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:55,788
♪ And plenty of new chapeaus ♪

613
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:58,024
♪ That's what I could go for ♪

614
00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,927
♪ Or the cute little baby
inside those clothes ♪

615
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,896
♪ Mmm...You go
and pick the cottage ♪

616
00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:06,866
♪ I'll put
the mortgage through ♪

617
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,702
♪ Honey, I don't know whether
we'll move in together ♪

618
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,771
♪ But I'm going shopping
with you ♪

619
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,139
♪ Where's your basket?

620
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:15,808
♪ I'm going shopping with you ♪

621
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,144
Let's go to the beauty parlor.

622
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:18,945
But why?

623
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,647
Oh, I need my face redone.

624
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:21,990
If they paint you,
they're silly.

625
00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:23,650
They can't paint a Lily.

626
00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:26,819
♪ But we'll let 'em
try it for fun ♪

627
00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,655
We must go to the grocers.

628
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,356
To the grocers?

629
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,158
I might need an egg or two.

630
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,592
Then I'll bring home the bacon,

631
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,927
or am I mistaken...

632
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,596
♪ about going shopping
with you? ♪

633
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:40,166
♪ We can build a nest with ♪

634
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:43,736
♪ Sweet kisses
and then someday ♪

635
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,537
♪ Maybe we'll be blessed with ♪

636
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,539
♪ In the pig Latin language ♪

637
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,141
♪ An aby-bay

638
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,509
I'll buy the baby blankets.

639
00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:51,610
What color?

640
00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:53,012
All trimmed in baby blue?

641
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:54,080
Ok.

642
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,682
♪ Then I'll be
right behind you ♪

643
00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:57,049
♪ 'Cause let me remind you ♪

644
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,685
♪ That I'm going shopping
with you ♪

645
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,052
♪ In the basement

646
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,055
♪ I'm going shopping with you ♪

647
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:11,731
Well, here we are.
Where do we go first?

648
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,267
There.

649
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,806
Would you like these?

650
00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:21,107
Would you like to try them on?

651
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,809
Would you like to take a walk?

652
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,977
You step in.
I'll step out.

653
00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,202
How do you like them?

654
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:52,805
Oh, they're all right,
but I like you better.

655
00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,178
How much are those mules?

656
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:00,646
$22.

657
00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:02,524
I'll bet your mother
would get a kick
out of them.

658
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,416
Ha ha. Joke. Yes.

659
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,218
Ahem.

660
00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:17,063
[french accent]
Ah, mademoiselle.

661
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:18,497
That brings out all the charm

662
00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:19,431
in your personality.

663
00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,768
I hope I can do as well.

664
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,241
[french accent]
L'air star, mademoiselle.

665
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,744
We blend this especially
for the blond type.

666
00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,079
Like it?

667
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:36,248
Ought to be great
with ginger ale.

668
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,456
A real bargain, miss,
for only 12,000.

669
00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:45,457
I'll take it.

670
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:46,759
Fine. Is there anything else?

671
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,795
Yeah. Some smelling salts
for her old a--

672
00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,262
her mother.

673
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,874
Hey! What is this?
A shortwave set?

674
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,776
No. Permanent.

675
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:05,344
Oh, yeah, yeah...

676
00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,116
♪ lots of shoes and stockings ♪

677
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,952
♪ And plenty of new chapeaus ♪

678
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,454
♪ That's what I could go for ♪

679
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:18,825
♪ Oh, the cute little baby
inside those clothes ♪

680
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,960
♪ Behold the finished product ♪

681
00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,295
♪ Behold a dream come true ♪

682
00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:27,133
♪ But I feel apprehensive,
it might be expensive ♪

683
00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,668
♪ To always go shopping with-- ♪

684
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:31,470
Mrs. prentiss: Aah!

685
00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:34,874
♪ That's mother

686
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:51,858
good evening.

687
00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:56,227
Well?

688
00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:01,868
I distinctly
remember telling you

689
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,102
never to serve that man again.

690
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:04,570
I'm sorry, Mr. lamson,
but he walked

691
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:05,905
into the dining room--

692
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:08,207
stupid--that's what
you are. Stupid.

693
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,949
For my horse.

694
00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:21,287
Mr. nicoleff, this must stop.

695
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:24,256
I can't permit you to
charge any more meals.

696
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,757
Either you pay when
you are served--

697
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,293
silence!
What?

698
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,627
I said silence!

699
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:29,962
No more silly chatter from you!

700
00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,964
Nicoleff is not satisfied
with the food.

701
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,632
Well, really!

702
00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:36,568
Do you call this mock caviar?

703
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,104
Taste it.

704
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:41,640
I order vintage champagne.
What do I get?

705
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:43,642
Vinegar!
Filled with gas.

706
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:44,977
Taste it!

707
00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:48,114
Am I or am I not paying
for 4-star service?

708
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,648
That's just it, Mr. nicoleff.

709
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:50,816
You are not paying.

710
00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,118
And I am not getting service!

711
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,386
The orchestra,
why is it not playing?

712
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:55,797
How would you expect
the soul of nicoleff

713
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:57,924
to expand without music?

714
00:30:57,990 --> 00:31:00,826
Now, let us discuss
this matter calmly.

715
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,494
Nicoleff is always calm!

716
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,296
Calm, but indignant.

717
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,299
Why--why do you
write me such letters?

718
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,135
Why do you insult
a man of my caliber?

719
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,469
There's no reason to be insulted

720
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:11,737
just because I asked you to pay

721
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,139
a week in advance.

722
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,507
You, a common hotel manager,

723
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,143
asks me, nicolai nicoleff,

724
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,844
to pay a hotel bill in advance?

725
00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:19,711
We are both men of the world.

726
00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:20,980
You know, I know

727
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:22,848
you never paid a bill
in your life--

728
00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:24,150
I leave!
I pack!

729
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,651
Not one more minute will I spend

730
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,119
in this fourth-rate hovel!

731
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,220
If you will just be calm,

732
00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:29,421
we might arrange something

733
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,323
about your bill.

734
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,926
What did you say about the bill?

735
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:35,094
I would like to remain.

736
00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:38,030
This place is very good
for my liver.

737
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,731
Mr. nicoleff, you have
a great reputation

738
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:41,500
as a theatrical producer.

739
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,535
I am the greatest
theatrical producer

740
00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,271
of the past 500 years.

741
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:46,338
Continue.

742
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,574
Mrs. Matilda prentiss
just arrived--

743
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,142
you know, the widow
of h.P. Prentiss,

744
00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:51,944
the flypaper king.

745
00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,879
Blatantly, vulgarly rich.

746
00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,381
Disgustingly rich.

747
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,016
And she puts on
a musical show here

748
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,217
every season,

749
00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,451
a benefit for the milk fund.

750
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,420
I don't like milk.

751
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:05,124
It occurred to me that,
on my recommendation,

752
00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:08,127
she might engage you
as director of the show.

753
00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,829
My dear friend, if she
combed the entire world

754
00:32:10,896 --> 00:32:12,464
with a fine-tooth comb,

755
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:13,775
she could never find
such a director.

756
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:14,967
Well, of course,

757
00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,303
this job wouldn't be high Art,

758
00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:20,306
not what you're used to.
Popular stuff, you know?

759
00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:22,808
Who are we to laugh
at popular music?

760
00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:25,978
It is the very heartbeat
of America.

761
00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:27,579
She'd probably pay 2,500

762
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,681
for your services.

763
00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:31,683
$2,500?

764
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,485
That is no laughing matter.

765
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:34,987
My liver could
spend several weeks

766
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:36,622
in the sea air.

767
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,290
And I'd be sure you
would be able

768
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:39,458
to pay your hotel bill

769
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,660
when you wanted to leave.

770
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:42,995
I accept.

771
00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,496
Not for the money!

772
00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:48,067
But for the great ideal--
popular Art.

773
00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:50,636
And anything over the $2,500

774
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,538
I could get you,

775
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:53,772
we split between us.

776
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:55,574
What?!

777
00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:58,777
That is dishonest!

778
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,646
But I'll do it.

779
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,675
Mrs. prentiss,
Mr. Schultz is the greatest

780
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:32,444
scenery and costume designer
in the world.

781
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:35,714
Ja. That I admit.
Ahem.

782
00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,616
Well, he looks expensive.

783
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:38,884
Now, leave that to me.

784
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,687
Nicoleff takes care of
everything and wastes nothing.

785
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:42,788
Da?
Ja.

786
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,090
If he says it,

787
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,467
I wouldn't even trouble
to argue about it.

788
00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:46,768
Well, that's very
comforting to hear

789
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:48,026
because last year

790
00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:51,029
the costumes and scenery
cost me $218,

791
00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:53,099
but that won't happen again.

792
00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:55,467
Only 218--
Yes.

793
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,969
Why, my dear
Mrs. prentiss, that's--

794
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,172
that's chicken's food.
You can't put on

795
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,274
a punch and Judy show for $218.

796
00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:04,042
Now, now, don't worry
about the costs.

797
00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:06,044
Everything will be
small and cheap.

798
00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,846
Well, I'm glad we
all understand that.

799
00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:10,316
Now, the time has come
when I got to said something.

800
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,759
Yes, that's correct.
Only I will say it!

801
00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:13,619
Well, you're both so
hard to understand.

802
00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:15,387
That is because
he talks with accent.

803
00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:16,731
My friend speaks
very bad English.

804
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,066
That's the trouble.
You must excuse him.

805
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:19,225
[Telephone rings]

806
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,392
You'll pardon me, gentlemen,

807
00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:21,893
but that's the telephone.

808
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,462
Hmm...

809
00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:25,597
[Ring]

810
00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:27,166
And remember,

811
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:30,902
everything is to
be small and cheap.

812
00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:32,604
Hmm...

813
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,072
[Ring]

814
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,412
Hmm...Say, I got
no more time to waste

815
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:41,713
with this hummingbird.

816
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,549
Small, cheap scenery
I don't build!

817
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,293
You brought me up here
on a wild-duck hunt!

818
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:47,153
Now, now, now,
now, listen to me.

819
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,421
Forget everything
that she told you.

820
00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:51,089
Nicoleff will lead a gigantic,

821
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,692
tremendous production
with exquisite costumes.

822
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,727
We are willing
to spend money like water.

823
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,363
"We"? You're willing

824
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,573
to spend her money, but is she?

825
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,065
Nicoleff can take
care of everything,

826
00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:01,433
including her.

827
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,977
Now, wait a minute.
This time, remember,

828
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:03,935
I got to get my money.

829
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:05,002
If I don't--

830
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,538
well, when did I never pay you?

831
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:09,275
The same time you never
paid everybody else.

832
00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,610
Now, why drag personalities
into this thing?

833
00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:13,545
I don't want to drag in
any personals,

834
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,113
but paying when my work is done,

835
00:35:15,181 --> 00:35:16,458
that's something
I got to know about.

836
00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,750
Now, remember, my commission

837
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:22,888
is 20% of everything
we take her for. Remember.

838
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,956
Ha. I forgot it already.

839
00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:26,725
15% is the best you get.

840
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:29,995
You crook! Is there
no honor among people?

841
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:32,464
19% or nicoleff buys
from somebody else.

842
00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:35,801
17.5% is my last word.

843
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,269
Matilda: Oh!

844
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:39,271
Isn't it awful?
Isn't it tragic?

845
00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:40,472
What is tragic?

846
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:41,716
Oh, I'm dying!
I can't stand it!

847
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:42,774
Somebody is dead?

848
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:45,244
Oh, worse than that.
My bank has just phoned me

849
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:46,645
that the honeywell
rubber company

850
00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:49,815
has reduced its dividend
from 60 cents to 40 cents!

851
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,317
And I--

852
00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:55,621
I have the misfortune
to own a million shares!

853
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:56,722
Oh!
[Sobbing]

854
00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:59,791
That's terrible.
Look, you--

855
00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:01,327
you got my sympathy.

856
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:04,830
I almost wish I owned them
instead of you.

857
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:05,831
Now, don't--

858
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,065
oh! Don't do that.

859
00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:12,003
Let me see.
6,438,000...

860
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,505
Oh!

861
00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:16,642
My income has been
reduced a third!

862
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:20,011
I must cut my expenses
to the bone...

863
00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,847
To the very bone.

864
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:24,350
Gentlemen!
The show is off.

865
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,518
I can't afford it!

866
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,687
Madam, with those few words,

867
00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:31,022
you have broken my heart.

868
00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:33,492
I--i don't feel so good myself.

869
00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:40,599
This is a darling boat.

870
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,701
Mr. lamson lets me use it
whenever I want.

871
00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:43,769
He does?
Mm-hmm.

872
00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:45,275
You know, I like
going to the village

873
00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,105
much better this way
than by car.

874
00:36:47,172 --> 00:36:48,674
All right. We'll always
go this way.

875
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,842
Did you like
the movie? Very much.

876
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:51,843
Swell.
We'll go again.

877
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:53,288
They change the bill
next Thursday night.

878
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:55,981
How about it?
I'd love to.

879
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,949
Don't tell me that's a radio.

880
00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:59,785
All the comforts of home.

881
00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:00,851
Does it play,

882
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,354
or is it just along
for the ride?

883
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:05,791
Well, it plays
if it's in the mood.

884
00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:07,726
[Romantic music plays]

885
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,027
It's in the mood.

886
00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:10,562
Uh-huh.
Nice tune.

887
00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:13,732
Everything's sort of
nice tonight.

888
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,802
I wish we didn't have
to go straight home.

889
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,270
Well, why do we?

890
00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:19,581
Well, it's 9:30,
and your mother will worry.

891
00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:20,772
Well, that's all right.

892
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,207
Mother's never really happy

893
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,209
unless she's worrying. Ha ha.

894
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:26,712
Suppose we dare stop and...

895
00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:29,214
Look at the stars
for a couple of minutes?

896
00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:31,149
I can't think of a better way

897
00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:34,219
to spend a couple of minutes.

898
00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:36,388
Ok, we'll stop.

899
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,836
Just look at all those stars--

900
00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:55,206
millions of them,
so clear and lovely.

901
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,508
Dick, I feel poetic.

902
00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:58,209
Well, now that you mentioned it,

903
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,554
I've been feeling
a little poetic

904
00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:00,946
the last few days myself.

905
00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,047
Since when?

906
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,248
You want to know the truth?

907
00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:04,950
Of course I do!

908
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:06,418
Well...

909
00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:10,889
Since you and I
got to know each other.

910
00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:14,493
That's the sweetest thing
anyone's ever said to me.

911
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:31,610
♪ While I come swinging
out of the skies ♪

912
00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:38,083
♪ Night winds are singing
their lullabies ♪

913
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:45,290
♪ Music brings romance,
that's what it's played for ♪

914
00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:51,797
♪ That's what the night
is made for ♪

915
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:58,570
♪ In my song of love,
the moon above makes the music ♪

916
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:04,075
♪ The words are in my heart ♪

917
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:10,916
♪ My lips may be afraid
to serenade you tonight ♪

918
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:17,923
♪ But the words
are in my heart ♪

919
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:24,696
♪ Roses red
in rhythm are swaying ♪

920
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:30,936
♪ And like my heart,
they're tenderly saying ♪

921
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,939
♪ My dear, I love you so ♪

922
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:37,275
♪ And even though
I can't say it ♪

923
00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:42,614
♪ The words are in my heart ♪

924
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,453
I like that song.

925
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:51,322
You're not saying that
just to be polite, are you?

926
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,625
Of course not.
You know...

927
00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:56,227
That's the first time
anyone's ever sung to me

928
00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:58,564
like that before.

929
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:01,399
Well, it won't be the last time.

930
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:08,173
"The words...
Are in my heart."

931
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,809
Oh, if that were only true.

932
00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:13,812
Well, it--it could be, perhaps.

933
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,347
"Perhaps"?

934
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,349
Well, then you're not sure.

935
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,085
Well, are you, dick?

936
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,321
Mm-hmm.

937
00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:25,991
♪ My dear, I love you so ♪

938
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:29,360
♪ And even though
I can't say it ♪

939
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:35,601
♪ The words are in my heart ♪

940
00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:42,841
Radio: At the sound
of the chime,

941
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:47,378
it will be exactly
3 seconds before 10:00.

942
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,680
[Chime]

943
00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:51,016
10:00? Your--
your mother'll fire me.

944
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:53,151
Well, if she does,
she'll have to
fire me, too.

945
00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,153
We better go home, huh?

946
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:57,155
Hold on.
Here we go.

947
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,990
[Motor roars]

948
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:03,529
20,482,000 at 6%...

949
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:06,397
Waste more money
on charity shows,

950
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,399
when I'm practically a pauper,

951
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,537
and my dividends cut
on a million shares.

952
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,539
A $20-million pauper.

953
00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,306
That's a tragedy.

954
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,408
Yes, it is a tragedy.

955
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,044
But, it--it could be worse.

956
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:22,047
Sure, you--you might be
a $40-million pauper.

957
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,650
Poor mosley has
two million shares.

958
00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:28,086
At least I'm not
alone in my grief.

959
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:29,555
Aha!

960
00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:32,724
Nicoleff has a brilliant idea.

961
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:36,294
You say that your dividends
have been reduced 1/3?

962
00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:37,428
Yes.

963
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,730
Ho ho!
Beautiful and simple--

964
00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:41,066
you reduce your guarantee 1/3.

965
00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:43,569
You guarantee 2/3 of the show,

966
00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,571
and I will convince
mosley thorpe

967
00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:49,440
to guarantee the other third,
making 3 thirds.

968
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,409
What a brain.
Ha ha!

969
00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:53,344
What mathematics!
Ha ha ha!

970
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:55,847
But, gentlemen,
I can't afford it!

971
00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:57,515
But, think, madame.
It is for charity.

972
00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:58,717
Ja, sure.
And listen--

973
00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:00,024
anything you spend for the show,

974
00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:02,387
you can take out of
your income taxes.

975
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:05,456
Why, yes!
Yes, I can, can't I?

976
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,258
Well--well, all right, then!

977
00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:10,762
Ah, then the next step
is to interview mosley thorpe.

978
00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:15,300
As we say in the theater,
"the show must go on."

979
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,602
Right!
Ha ha ha!

980
00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:18,303
No, no, no, no, no.

981
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,305
You stay here.
Talk to her.

982
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,773
Talk to her about
the income tax.

983
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,643
Don't let her change her mind.

984
00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:27,813
Ahem.

985
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:28,714
[Coughs]

986
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,716
Uh, Mrs. prentiss...

987
00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:33,719
You see, if you take out
from your exemptions

988
00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:36,021
twice as much as you put
into your income taxes,

989
00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:41,727
and then subtract a di--
a different--take a...

990
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:44,062
What's the matter?

991
00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:45,864
Hmm...

992
00:42:45,931 --> 00:42:48,867
Oh, she's humming again.

993
00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:50,969
Mosley: If I'm not
greatly mistaken,

994
00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:53,872
the use of snuff
will be generally revived.

995
00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:56,241
You get that?
Yes.

996
00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:58,576
Speaking of being
generally revived,

997
00:42:58,644 --> 00:43:00,054
how about time out
for a little snifter?

998
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,681
Oh, I never indulge
in alcohol. Oh, no, no.

999
00:43:02,748 --> 00:43:04,282
Oh, a nice, cold
bottle of champagne

1000
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:07,018
isn't really alcohol.

1001
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,457
What was it,
the 17th or 18th century?

1002
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:13,759
Where were we?

1003
00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:15,794
Just where we started.

1004
00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:18,797
Oh. Uh...Now, about
the future of snuff?

1005
00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:21,599
Uh...Is there any future
in snuff? Question Mark.

1006
00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:22,801
Oh, dear.

1007
00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:24,469
Oh, I don't feel very good.

1008
00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,271
My--my throat's getting dry.

1009
00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:29,107
Well, go to the window,
take a deep draft of fresh air.

1010
00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:30,575
My poor old mother used to get

1011
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:32,043
these dizzy spells.

1012
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,646
Nothing would help her
but a glass of champagne.

1013
00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:35,947
Can I get you a glass of water?

1014
00:43:36,014 --> 00:43:37,649
I don't need a chaser.

1015
00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,317
I need a drink!

1016
00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:40,819
[Knock on door]

1017
00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:43,288
Uh, don't come in just yet.

1018
00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:48,660
You are Mr. mosley thorpe?

1019
00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:50,028
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1020
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,197
Aha!

1021
00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:56,267
Ha...

1022
00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:57,435
Ha! Ha.

1023
00:43:57,502 --> 00:43:58,804
Your secret is my secret.

1024
00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,138
My lips are sealed.

1025
00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:01,482
Why, I tell you,
it's all a mistake.

1026
00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:02,440
Certainly.

1027
00:44:02,507 --> 00:44:03,441
We are no longer schoolboys.

1028
00:44:03,508 --> 00:44:04,509
No, no.

1029
00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:05,944
Now is an excellent time

1030
00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:06,845
to discuss a little business.

1031
00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:08,947
You can guarantee

1032
00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:11,950
2/3 of the expenses of
the annual charity show.

1033
00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:13,852
But I have no interest in shows.

1034
00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:15,053
My life is devoted to snuff!

1035
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,322
Mmm.
And beautiful women.

1036
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:18,857
What?!

1037
00:44:18,924 --> 00:44:20,601
Why, the lady fainted.
I couldn't let her fall.

1038
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:21,860
She fainted--

1039
00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:23,862
tut tut. We are both
men of the world.

1040
00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:25,831
I can put you down for 2/3?

1041
00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:27,699
Yeah, well...
Otherwise?

1042
00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:30,869
We are both talking
about the same thing.

1043
00:44:30,936 --> 00:44:32,403
Well, I--i guess you got me.

1044
00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:35,707
Well, the bargain
is sealed, my friend?

1045
00:44:35,774 --> 00:44:38,543
Oh, my brain is
befuddled with all this.

1046
00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:40,178
I'm going out for a walk.

1047
00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:41,847
Certainly.

1048
00:44:48,954 --> 00:44:51,389
Wait a minute!
Where's my cut?

1049
00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:53,091
What cut?
Listen, baby,

1050
00:44:53,158 --> 00:44:54,201
you wouldn't have
got to first base

1051
00:44:54,225 --> 00:44:55,827
without my phony faint.

1052
00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:58,396
This is an honest
business transaction.

1053
00:44:58,463 --> 00:44:59,874
I don't know what
you are talking about.

1054
00:44:59,898 --> 00:45:01,199
Come on, come on, give.

1055
00:45:01,266 --> 00:45:03,268
Nicoleff: Not one cent
will I give to you!

1056
00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,369
Say, did he agree

1057
00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:05,937
to put up 1/3 of the money? Shh!

1058
00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:07,773
Listen, if he did,
Mrs. prentiss is

1059
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:08,883
positively in the bag
for the other 2/3.

1060
00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:10,241
How do you like that!

1061
00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,410
The old lady's in
for 2/3, and so's mosley.

1062
00:45:12,477 --> 00:45:13,378
Idiot! You talk too much

1063
00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:14,479
with your mouth!

1064
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,982
2/3 and 2/3 is 4/3
in any country.

1065
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,383
Well, that's the way
I figure it.

1066
00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,051
And personally,
I wouldn't play ball

1067
00:45:20,118 --> 00:45:22,353
unless I get 1/2
of the fourth third.

1068
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,890
You see that I get
19% of what you get

1069
00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:26,391
for the costumes and scenery.

1070
00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:27,893
That's all you got
to worry about!

1071
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,036
The extra third was my idea!

1072
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,220
I get 1/3 of that extra third,

1073
00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:31,861
or I go right to
Mrs. prentiss and spill!

1074
00:45:31,897 --> 00:45:33,340
Now, that's right.
That's fair enough.

1075
00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:36,234
Give her 1/3 of the fourth third
that I get half of,

1076
00:45:36,301 --> 00:45:37,945
and then split the rest
with me. It's easy.

1077
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,113
You don't have to
even figure it.

1078
00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:41,072
Thieves! Bandits!
Cutthroats!

1079
00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:43,208
I'll show you who's
a cutthroat, you swindler!

1080
00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:44,976
You cannot insult a nicoleff!

1081
00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:46,978
The split goes 3 ways,
and don't you forget it!

1082
00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:48,814
[All shouting at once]

1083
00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:57,055
Oh!

1084
00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:02,693
Operator!
Operator!

1085
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,097
There's some lunatics screaming
in the room just below mine.

1086
00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:07,799
Tell the manager
they must stop at once,

1087
00:46:07,866 --> 00:46:10,268
or I shall leave the hotel!

1088
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:12,679
You both ought to be in jail.

1089
00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:14,023
I got to get 1/2
of all the thirds

1090
00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:14,806
she's got coming to her!

1091
00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,207
You are a thief!

1092
00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:17,684
Listen, if you don't
pay me right now,

1093
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,077
I'm going to see Mrs. prentiss.

1094
00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:21,079
Wait, wait, wait.
I'll make a fair offer.

1095
00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:23,648
A fair offer from you
is an impossible!

1096
00:46:23,714 --> 00:46:25,817
To prove that I am not greedy,

1097
00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:28,786
she will receive 10%
of the fourth third.

1098
00:46:28,854 --> 00:46:30,688
I'm seeing Mrs. prentiss!

1099
00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:31,957
Now, now, now.

1100
00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:33,658
Listen to rosin--
Reason.

1101
00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:36,761
Don't be in such
a hurry about it!

1102
00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:39,297
Schultz: I believe in
"live and let live."

1103
00:46:39,364 --> 00:46:41,933
We make it 15.
Ja, und remember--

1104
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,733
1/2 of that comes
out of your half

1105
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,969
of the fourth third.

1106
00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:46,004
It's cut 3 ways, or no dice!

1107
00:46:46,071 --> 00:46:47,305
Whatever it is, I get my cut.

1108
00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:49,307
Hello, Mr. lamson.
How do you feel?

1109
00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:50,808
I feel like making some money.

1110
00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:53,578
Gee! Now we got
to have a fifth third.

1111
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,980
Who is this?

1112
00:46:55,046 --> 00:46:56,290
I'm the fellow
that gets 25% of anything

1113
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:57,582
anybody gets around here.

1114
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:58,683
Another robber!

1115
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:00,118
The house is full of them!

1116
00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:02,025
And besides 1/2 of all
he makes, all but 2,500.

1117
00:47:02,087 --> 00:47:03,097
Well, that's your hard luck

1118
00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:04,355
because I get 1/3 of a third!

1119
00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:06,657
Well, that only
leaves me 1/2 of a third!

1120
00:47:06,724 --> 00:47:07,993
And I get 1/4 of 1/3.

1121
00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:09,995
Say, wait a minute.
If we split it up any more,

1122
00:47:10,061 --> 00:47:11,262
we got nothing but splinters.

1123
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:12,998
Vampires! You are
draining the blood

1124
00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:14,132
from my heart!

1125
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,566
[All shouting at once]

1126
00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:19,871
Pardon me.
Wrong room.

1127
00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:24,175
Oh!

1128
00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:26,344
Will you stop that noise!

1129
00:47:29,414 --> 00:47:30,781
It's been a grand evening, dick.

1130
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:31,782
Thanks so much.

1131
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,251
Aw, gee, Ann, I--

1132
00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:34,519
what?

1133
00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:37,822
Well, I certainly like my job.

1134
00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:39,557
I like it, too.

1135
00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:41,092
See you tomorrow?

1136
00:47:41,159 --> 00:47:42,994
Bright and early.

1137
00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:46,364
Good night.

1138
00:47:46,431 --> 00:47:48,366
Good night.

1139
00:47:54,839 --> 00:47:56,307
Ta-ta, sweetheart.

1140
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:59,010
I'm so happy,
I feel like a bird.

1141
00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:01,446
Oh, flutter, flutter!

1142
00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:03,548
Ok, I'll see if I can
find you some worms.

1143
00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:04,916
Good night, humbie.

1144
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:06,284
Good night, my dear.

1145
00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:07,452
Oh!

1146
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:11,456
I'm a bird.
I'm a bird. Ha ha ha!

1147
00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:16,161
I'm so happy,
I am a little bird!

1148
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:18,329
♪ Ia la la la la

1149
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,008
♪ bird

1150
00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:32,377
♪ I'm a little bird

1151
00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:34,012
18,000 times 4...

1152
00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:38,016
Mother, I'm in love again.

1153
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,320
That's the last straw!

1154
00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:44,189
You bad, wicked, naughty boy!

1155
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,390
Shame on you!
Shame on you!

1156
00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:47,025
Mother, what's the matter?

1157
00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:48,526
It's humbolt!
He's driving me crazy!

1158
00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:49,727
He's in love again!

1159
00:48:49,794 --> 00:48:51,162
Mother, control yourself!

1160
00:48:51,229 --> 00:48:52,863
I can't control myself!

1161
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,408
This is going to cost me
another 100,000!

1162
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,201
Me for bed.
See you in the morning.

1163
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,336
I'm going to phone my--aah!

1164
00:48:58,403 --> 00:48:59,604
Mother!

1165
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,340
Why, hello, mother.

1166
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,530
Arline, I've broken
the news to mother.

1167
00:49:16,554 --> 00:49:17,554
What did she say?

1168
00:49:17,588 --> 00:49:19,090
She started throwing
things at me.

1169
00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:20,367
Oh, that's all right.
She always does.

1170
00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:22,227
It's a very good sign for us.

1171
00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:23,670
In other words,
she didn't really disapprove,

1172
00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:24,895
or she'd have shot you.

1173
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,202
Oh, let's not talk about mother.

1174
00:49:26,264 --> 00:49:26,998
Let's discuss us.

1175
00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,233
For instance?

1176
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,800
Well, our marriage,
our honeymoon,

1177
00:49:29,867 --> 00:49:31,236
our first moments alone.

1178
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,404
I've never been so
in love in all my life.

1179
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,939
Oh, arline, arline--

1180
00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:36,307
wait a minute, wait a minute.

1181
00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:38,076
Honey, the setup's all wrong.

1182
00:49:38,143 --> 00:49:40,145
I--i haven't--

1183
00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:41,388
well, I haven't
the right to love you

1184
00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:42,580
the way I do.

1185
00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:44,315
Now, don't tell me
you're frightened

1186
00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:46,160
over such an unimportant
thing as mother's money.

1187
00:49:46,184 --> 00:49:47,585
No, it isn't that.
It's--

1188
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:50,088
well, then what are
you so upset about?

1189
00:49:50,155 --> 00:49:52,257
My agreement with your mother.

1190
00:49:56,027 --> 00:49:57,547
Looks like I'm going
to break it again.

1191
00:49:58,696 --> 00:50:00,765
Shall I help you?

1192
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,643
Ohh...

1193
00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:14,112
Ohh...

1194
00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:20,985
Hello.

1195
00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:23,454
Are you worried
about your new job?

1196
00:50:25,990 --> 00:50:27,292
Uh, arline...

1197
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:30,295
I hardly know how
to say this, but, uh...

1198
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,997
I'm afraid I've done you
a pretty dirty trick.

1199
00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:35,133
Old devil conscience
knocking at your door?

1200
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,634
I guess that's it.

1201
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:38,969
But--but you and I have been--

1202
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,471
oh, don't fret about me, dear.

1203
00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:41,972
Well, we're engaged and--

1204
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,474
and I've decided that

1205
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,010
we're not cut out
for each other,

1206
00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:47,188
that it would be
better for us both

1207
00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:49,847
if we end up just pals.

1208
00:50:49,914 --> 00:50:50,948
Arline, you're not doing

1209
00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:52,083
this just to help me out?

1210
00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:53,918
Don't be so conceited, you mug.

1211
00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:56,754
Maybe I've met someone
I like better.

1212
00:50:56,821 --> 00:50:58,956
You deserve the finest
man in the world.

1213
00:50:59,023 --> 00:51:02,593
Till he comes along,
I'll take a rich one.

1214
00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,529
Here's wishing you all the best.

1215
00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:06,164
Many happy returns.

1216
00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:26,517
[Flatware clattering]

1217
00:51:37,128 --> 00:51:38,529
[Chanting, piano playing]

1218
00:52:11,162 --> 00:52:14,098
After I say that line,
what do I do?

1219
00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:14,999
You kiss me.

1220
00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:16,234
Aww...
Yeah.

1221
00:52:16,301 --> 00:52:17,778
It says so right there
in black and white.

1222
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:21,239
Well, as long as
it's in black and white.

1223
00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:22,607
Is that right?

1224
00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:23,574
Aw, swell.

1225
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,042
Go to the head of the class.

1226
00:52:25,109 --> 00:52:26,377
Mrs. prentiss:
Ann prentiss?

1227
00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:27,878
It's all right, mother. We're--

1228
00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:29,714
we're just rehearsing
our parts for the show.

1229
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,715
They are the only two

1230
00:52:30,781 --> 00:52:31,616
who seem to grasp the principles

1231
00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:32,917
of acting.

1232
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,852
Yes? Well, it didn't
look like acting to me.

1233
00:52:34,919 --> 00:52:36,053
Mrs. prentiss, I--i--

1234
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,688
well, of course it was, mother.

1235
00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:39,233
Why, you don't think
we'd do that in public, do you?

1236
00:52:39,257 --> 00:52:41,091
Well, I don't know, I'm sure.

1237
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,093
You've changed so much lately.

1238
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,930
Mr. nicoleff,
I rely on you to see

1239
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:49,300
that my daughter does
not rehearse too much!

1240
00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:52,437
Gee, thanks a lot, Nicky.

1241
00:52:54,071 --> 00:52:55,373
Whatcha doing?

1242
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,709
Ha. Looking for some more
black and white kisses.

1243
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:00,945
Please, everybody!

1244
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:02,813
Take your positions for
the dagger dance!

1245
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,150
Take the first position
for the dagger dance!

1246
00:53:06,217 --> 00:53:07,785
Hurry, everybody!
Quickly!

1247
00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:11,789
Do you remember
the first position?

1248
00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:13,258
[Chants]

1249
00:53:14,158 --> 00:53:15,726
Commence.

1250
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:16,793
[Plays piano]

1251
00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:21,098
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Do not commence.

1252
00:53:21,165 --> 00:53:23,268
Where is Mr. prentiss?

1253
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,570
Please, who does not
understand English?

1254
00:53:25,636 --> 00:53:27,738
Where is Mr. humbolt prentiss?

1255
00:53:31,342 --> 00:53:33,544
Oh, yes, yes.
Absolutely.

1256
00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:35,845
Aha!

1257
00:53:36,814 --> 00:53:38,115
Do you really?

1258
00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:39,817
Oh, double crisscross my heart

1259
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:40,618
and hope to die.

1260
00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:42,353
Mr. prentiss!
Here.

1261
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,588
But that's just it.

1262
00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:44,998
You are here
when you should be there!

1263
00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:45,956
We need you to rehearse!

1264
00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:47,292
Oh, can't rehearse.

1265
00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:48,593
I lost my dagger.

1266
00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:50,628
Don't you draw a knife on me!

1267
00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:53,398
This is serious business,
Mr. prentiss! Come!

1268
00:53:53,464 --> 00:53:55,400
Stick around.
Stick around.

1269
00:53:55,466 --> 00:53:57,768
Mr. prentiss,
take your position!

1270
00:53:57,835 --> 00:53:58,936
Now rehearse!

1271
00:53:59,003 --> 00:54:00,137
[Taps on floor]

1272
00:54:00,204 --> 00:54:02,139
More tempo this time!
Commence!

1273
00:54:02,206 --> 00:54:03,641
[Chanting, piano playing]

1274
00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:07,612
[Typewriter bell rings]

1275
00:54:07,678 --> 00:54:09,814
Hmm...Isn't that
a peach of a tune?

1276
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,316
So barbaric.

1277
00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:13,851
Can I have lunch today?

1278
00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:14,819
[Knock on door]

1279
00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:15,920
Yes?

1280
00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:17,154
Mosley--

1281
00:54:17,221 --> 00:54:18,389
mosley: Oh.

1282
00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:19,524
Now, I'm in the middle

1283
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:20,858
of a very important chapter.

1284
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,960
Mosley, I think that
you're neglecting. Ann.

1285
00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:24,638
If you took more of
an interest in my show,

1286
00:54:24,662 --> 00:54:25,963
then you could see her
every day.

1287
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:27,665
But I am interested
in your show, Mrs. p.

1288
00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:29,800
No, no. I mean more of
an active interest. Oh.

1289
00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:31,845
Didn't you write the lyrics
for your class show at college?

1290
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,246
Oh, just a mere whim
in a fancy of youth.

1291
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,472
Ha ha ha ha.

1292
00:54:34,539 --> 00:54:35,916
Well, I just found out
that rehearsals can be

1293
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,808
very, very important.

1294
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,677
Now, why don't you
write a song for us?

1295
00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:41,879
Then you can come
to rehearsal every day!

1296
00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,348
Perhaps I might.

1297
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:44,349
My brain is a little foggy from

1298
00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:45,350
too much thinking.

1299
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:46,817
Well, you see, writing a song

1300
00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:48,252
would help relax you.

1301
00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:49,654
Now, get along with it.

1302
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,689
Yes, I'll dash it off
in a few moments.

1303
00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:52,999
Most of my big hits
were done just--

1304
00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:54,224
just like that.

1305
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,293
Excellent, mosley.
I'm counting on you.

1306
00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:57,795
Yes.

1307
00:54:59,196 --> 00:55:01,165
Birds in the trees...

1308
00:55:01,231 --> 00:55:02,867
[Chanting]

1309
00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:13,378
You look so cute doing that.

1310
00:55:13,444 --> 00:55:15,713
Oh, I bet you say that
to all the boys.

1311
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:17,382
Oh, no. You look much better

1312
00:55:17,448 --> 00:55:18,849
than any of the others.

1313
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:21,218
I could do this lots better,
but I'm frightened.

1314
00:55:21,285 --> 00:55:22,720
He's got me scared to death

1315
00:55:22,787 --> 00:55:25,923
with that meat ax he carries.

1316
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,392
[Chanting stops]

1317
00:55:31,896 --> 00:55:33,130
You--

1318
00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,499
ohh...

1319
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,568
Writing a song is
a rather amusing diversion.

1320
00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:38,969
Yes, from snuff.

1321
00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:39,870
Yes, snuff.

1322
00:55:39,937 --> 00:55:41,872
Oh, snuff is not
to be sneezed at.

1323
00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:43,741
Did you hear what I did?
I made a joke of it.

1324
00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:45,410
"Snuff is not to be sneezed at."

1325
00:55:45,476 --> 00:55:46,916
Ha ha! Mr. thorpe,
you're such a wit.

1326
00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:49,122
Ha ha! Yeah, I do say rather
clever things occasionally.

1327
00:55:49,146 --> 00:55:49,947
Ha ha!
Yeah...

1328
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,115
Now, about this song.

1329
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,851
Shall we write something new
and something dashing?

1330
00:55:53,918 --> 00:55:54,952
Oh, let's not.

1331
00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:57,021
Let's write
a beautiful love song.

1332
00:55:57,087 --> 00:55:58,689
A love song!
Oh, that's won--

1333
00:55:58,756 --> 00:56:00,324
how do you get such good ideas?

1334
00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:02,259
I'm inspired by being with you.

1335
00:56:02,326 --> 00:56:03,694
Oh, tut tut.
Ha ha ha ha!

1336
00:56:03,761 --> 00:56:05,262
Call the girl Betty
after me, huh?

1337
00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:07,264
Betty, Betty--
yes, that's very good.

1338
00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:08,599
Betty, Betty...

1339
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:10,601
"My darling Betty."
Yes.

1340
00:56:10,668 --> 00:56:11,936
Now, what rhymes with Betty?

1341
00:56:12,002 --> 00:56:12,937
Spaghetti.

1342
00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:14,439
Spaghetti.
Spaghetti...

1343
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:15,806
No. That's not

1344
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,608
the proper mood for a love song.

1345
00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:19,610
Well, it might do for
an Italian love song.

1346
00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:21,912
Yes, it might at that, yes.

1347
00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:26,250
Uh, "my darling
spaghetti--uh, Betty...

1348
00:56:26,316 --> 00:56:30,087
Nicoleff:
Soft. Soft.

1349
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:33,424
Gracefully, like a swan.

1350
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:36,026
The very quintessence of grace,

1351
00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:38,062
like a swan.

1352
00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:39,997
A swan.

1353
00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:41,466
Not like a geese!

1354
00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:42,733
Like a swan!

1355
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,069
Hasn't anybody here
ever seen a swan?

1356
00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:46,270
Well?

1357
00:56:46,336 --> 00:56:47,505
We have swans on our stages

1358
00:56:47,572 --> 00:56:48,939
just outside of Philadelphia.

1359
00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:49,774
Like that?
Yes.

1360
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,809
That is a Philadelphia swan!

1361
00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:52,710
Come, quickly!

1362
00:56:52,777 --> 00:56:54,479
Everybody on your feet!

1363
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,947
From the beginning!
Commence!

1364
00:56:57,014 --> 00:56:59,484
[Piano playing]

1365
00:57:05,122 --> 00:57:06,491
There you are, Mr. thorpe.

1366
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:07,834
There's the Lyric
for your new song.

1367
00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:09,359
I'm certainly proud of you.

1368
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,395
Well, I'm rather
proud of it myself.

1369
00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:12,630
Here, listen to it--

1370
00:57:12,697 --> 00:57:14,865
"love is all that matters
after all, dear.

1371
00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:16,734
Nothing else, dear,
nothing else but you."

1372
00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:18,636
Very good, very good, very good.

1373
00:57:18,703 --> 00:57:21,005
"Just a kiss, a squeeze,
a sigh, and you, dear,

1374
00:57:21,071 --> 00:57:23,407
tell me that you'll marry me,
please do."

1375
00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:24,918
Whoo, it gets better
as it goes along,

1376
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:25,943
very, very good.

1377
00:57:26,010 --> 00:57:27,778
"Let me put the ring
upon your finger, Betty.

1378
00:57:27,845 --> 00:57:29,980
You and I'll be one
instead of--"

1379
00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:31,949
what became of the spaghetti
I had in here?

1380
00:57:32,016 --> 00:57:33,117
You took it out.

1381
00:57:33,183 --> 00:57:34,485
Did I?

1382
00:57:34,552 --> 00:57:35,820
Oh, yes, I guess I did.

1383
00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:38,455
"My heart melts as your
sweet kisses linger,

1384
00:57:38,523 --> 00:57:41,158
nothing matters, dear,
nothing but love and you."

1385
00:57:41,225 --> 00:57:42,860
Wonderful. It's wonderful.

1386
00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:44,795
One of the best things
I ever wrote,

1387
00:57:44,862 --> 00:57:46,773
- if I do say so myself.
- Oh, it's simply marvelous.

1388
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,008
And you know, it keeps running
through my head.

1389
00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:49,233
They say that's always the way

1390
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,234
you can tell a good song.

1391
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,235
Yes. Songs used to keep

1392
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,302
running through my head

1393
00:57:52,369 --> 00:57:53,904
until I had my sinus operation.

1394
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,516
I wonder if you'd
autograph a copy to me?

1395
00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:56,540
I have quite a collection

1396
00:57:56,574 --> 00:57:57,742
of famous autographs.

1397
00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:58,743
Sure. My uncle used to
collect autographs--

1398
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,846
those and field mice.

1399
00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:11,556
There you are.

1400
00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:14,458
I'll never forget you
for this, Mr. thorpe.

1401
00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:16,594
Good heavens!
4:30! What day is it?

1402
00:58:16,661 --> 00:58:17,962
Thursday.

1403
00:58:18,028 --> 00:58:20,565
Thursday? I usually have
my hair cut on Wednesday.

1404
00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:24,401
I've lost a day.
What's the matter with me?

1405
00:58:24,468 --> 00:58:25,269
Will there be anything else

1406
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:26,503
today, Mr. thorpe?

1407
00:58:26,571 --> 00:58:28,072
Oh, no, no, that's all today.

1408
00:58:28,138 --> 00:58:30,378
We'll continue with the stuff
first thing in the morning.

1409
00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:32,743
Gotta get my hair cut.

1410
00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:39,216
Mosley, darling, a haircut's
not all you're going to get.

1411
00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,736
♪ I'm in the money

1412
00:58:58,803 --> 00:59:00,337
♪ the skies are sunny

1413
00:59:00,404 --> 00:59:04,241
♪ I've got a lot of
what it takes to get along ♪

1414
00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:06,243
[hums]

1415
00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:28,666
[Chattering]

1416
00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:41,979
Mrs. prentiss: Oh, yes,
there you are.

1417
00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:44,849
And Mr. Hubbard,
I'm sure you'll enjoy the show.

1418
00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:47,151
Mrs. wood, right in the center.

1419
00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:48,552
Everything's right in
the center.

1420
00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:50,788
Oh, $50.
I can't change that.

1421
00:59:50,855 --> 00:59:52,857
If you think I'm
going to spend $50--

1422
00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:55,059
oh, well, I shall look you up
right after the show.

1423
00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:57,361
Remember, everything's
in the sacred cause of milk.

1424
00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:58,763
Next, please.

1425
01:00:03,834 --> 01:00:06,303
What did I tell you?
It's a sellout!

1426
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:07,748
The name of nicoleff
still draws them in, huh?

1427
01:00:07,772 --> 01:00:08,873
Yeah, at 25 bucks a throw.

1428
01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:09,940
Looks like baby's all set

1429
01:00:10,007 --> 01:00:11,175
for a new pair of shoes.

1430
01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:12,810
Yeah, but before
you start shoeing

1431
01:00:12,877 --> 01:00:13,778
any children around here,

1432
01:00:13,844 --> 01:00:14,979
I gotta get paid.

1433
01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:21,852
Sold out! $7,500.

1434
01:00:21,919 --> 01:00:24,054
More money than
I've ever taken in before!

1435
01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:25,890
I do hope the grounds
are well-policed

1436
01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:27,624
because I'm a little uneasy

1437
01:00:27,692 --> 01:00:29,069
carrying so much money
around with me.

1438
01:00:29,093 --> 01:00:30,270
Yeah, well, let me
hold it for you.

1439
01:00:30,294 --> 01:00:31,628
Now, no thief would ever suspect

1440
01:00:31,696 --> 01:00:32,873
poor little me of all that cash.

1441
01:00:32,897 --> 01:00:34,074
Let me put it in the hotel safe.

1442
01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:36,166
Ahh, a safe to a burglar

1443
01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:38,435
is like a bottle to a corkscrew.

1444
01:00:38,502 --> 01:00:39,502
Let me hide the cash.

1445
01:00:39,536 --> 01:00:40,871
I got on a money belt.

1446
01:00:40,938 --> 01:00:42,639
I'll put it right here,
next to my hide.

1447
01:00:42,707 --> 01:00:43,708
Nicoleff: Madame,

1448
01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:44,809
permit me to assist you.

1449
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:47,077
Nicoleff takes care
of everything.

1450
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:47,912
Hmm...

1451
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,346
But on second thought,

1452
01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:51,916
I think I'll take care
of the money myself.

1453
01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:53,650
Oh, that reminds me,
Mrs. prentiss,

1454
01:00:53,718 --> 01:00:54,885
speaking of money--

1455
01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:56,887
here is my scenery
and costume bill

1456
01:00:56,954 --> 01:00:58,088
for the production.

1457
01:00:58,155 --> 01:00:59,323
Dirt cheap.

1458
01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:00,691
And cheap dirt at that.

1459
01:01:00,758 --> 01:01:02,793
Well, I'm very glad
to hear that, Mr. Schultz,

1460
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,795
because I'm too busy
to bother with incidentals.

1461
01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:06,697
I'll pay your bill
and the ushers

1462
01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:07,764
out of the petty cash.

1463
01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:09,734
Oh! Oh, mosley!

1464
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,936
If you'll excuse me
just a second, please.

1465
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,971
So now I'm an incidental

1466
01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:15,605
with petties and ushers!

1467
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:16,606
Have you told her
yet how much money

1468
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:17,607
she owes me?

1469
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:18,843
That is of small importance.

1470
01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:19,977
Small importance?!

1471
01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:21,746
$40,000, small importance?

1472
01:01:21,812 --> 01:01:23,613
Look here, nicoleff,
for not much longer

1473
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,581
will I be bounced around

1474
01:01:24,648 --> 01:01:25,783
from post to pillar.

1475
01:01:32,056 --> 01:01:34,158
Mosley, I must speak to you.

1476
01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:35,744
I want you to keep
the total receipts--

1477
01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:36,961
$7,500.

1478
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,462
I know I can trust you, mosley.

1479
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:39,873
Thorpe: Well, I'm really touched
by this confidence.

1480
01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:41,198
Well, I'm glad you're touched,

1481
01:01:41,265 --> 01:01:42,833
but just as a matter of form,

1482
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:43,944
would you mind signing
the receipt for me?

1483
01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:45,502
Anything to oblige
a lovely lady.

1484
01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:46,771
Thank you.

1485
01:01:47,504 --> 01:01:48,873
There we are.

1486
01:01:48,939 --> 01:01:50,216
Now, I'll meet you
at our table later on.

1487
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,742
I have a thousand
and one things to do

1488
01:01:51,809 --> 01:01:52,809
before the curtain.

1489
01:01:52,843 --> 01:01:54,111
Very well.

1490
01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:01,852
Hi there, mosley.
Huh?

1491
01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:02,719
That's a lot of beautiful cash

1492
01:02:02,787 --> 01:02:03,788
you got on your hip.

1493
01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:04,855
I don't see why my cash

1494
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:05,923
should concern you.

1495
01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:06,990
No?
No.

1496
01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:07,958
Toss that master mind of yours

1497
01:02:08,025 --> 01:02:08,959
into high and listen.

1498
01:02:09,026 --> 01:02:10,460
I'll make an even swap--

1499
01:02:10,527 --> 01:02:12,372
your Lyric autographed
to me with love and kisses

1500
01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:13,563
for that bankroll.

1501
01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:15,065
I don't quite catch on.

1502
01:02:15,132 --> 01:02:16,867
Well, you will
very soon, darling.

1503
01:02:16,934 --> 01:02:18,078
Now, look.
The words to the song

1504
01:02:18,102 --> 01:02:19,136
on your own writing paper

1505
01:02:19,203 --> 01:02:20,670
addressed to me
and signed by you

1506
01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:21,948
makes it look as though
you proposed to me.

1507
01:02:21,972 --> 01:02:23,073
Oh, ridiculous.

1508
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:24,574
I just gave you my autograph.

1509
01:02:24,641 --> 01:02:25,409
Well, I only wanted
your autograph

1510
01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:26,610
to make it all legal.

1511
01:02:26,676 --> 01:02:27,778
Now, I'm a man of the world.

1512
01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:29,005
I know a bluff when I see one.

1513
01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:30,456
Mm-hmm. It may sound
like a bluff to you,

1514
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,649
but it's money in the sock
to me and my lawyers.

1515
01:02:32,716 --> 01:02:34,384
Have a look.

1516
01:02:49,699 --> 01:02:52,102
Are you by any chance
trying to blackmail me?

1517
01:02:52,169 --> 01:02:53,871
Oh, Mr. thorpe, such talk.

1518
01:02:53,938 --> 01:02:55,472
All I'm trying to convey is that

1519
01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:57,183
Scofield, winthrop,
green, and hazen
haven't lost a suit

1520
01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:58,843
since breach of promise
was invented.

1521
01:02:58,909 --> 01:03:00,845
Shysters! They haven't
got a leg to stand on.

1522
01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:02,746
Darling, you've given
them as many legs

1523
01:03:02,813 --> 01:03:04,181
as a centipede.
Now, how about it?

1524
01:03:04,248 --> 01:03:05,449
Will you settle out of court?

1525
01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:06,650
Certainly not.

1526
01:03:06,716 --> 01:03:07,852
You were--you are--

1527
01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:08,919
you were my stenographer.

1528
01:03:08,986 --> 01:03:10,220
Nothing more.

1529
01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:12,122
Ok, mosley, old snuff.
I gave you your chance.

1530
01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:14,859
See you in the tabloids.

1531
01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:16,393
Tabloids...

1532
01:03:20,865 --> 01:03:22,066
Dick?

1533
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,733
Can you help a fella? I'm lost.

1534
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,635
Which one of these
doghouses is mine?

1535
01:03:25,702 --> 01:03:27,347
Honey, I think you're
over there around the corner.

1536
01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:28,605
Thanks, pal.

1537
01:03:28,672 --> 01:03:29,806
Nicoleff:
Miss Shaw!

1538
01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:30,875
Why are you not ready?

1539
01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:32,709
I just this minute got off duty.

1540
01:03:32,776 --> 01:03:34,244
So, my cast is late

1541
01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:36,246
because she has to
sell cigarettes.

1542
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:37,481
Hurry, I help you dress quick.

1543
01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:39,917
Remind me after the show
to slap your face.

1544
01:03:39,984 --> 01:03:42,152
Nicoleff never forgets!

1545
01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:44,821
Ann:
Who is it?

1546
01:03:44,889 --> 01:03:45,932
It's me, honey.
How you doing?

1547
01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:47,424
Just a minute.

1548
01:03:49,293 --> 01:03:50,527
All right.

1549
01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:51,674
Say, aren't you dressed yet?

1550
01:03:51,728 --> 01:03:52,963
Well, not quite.

1551
01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:54,932
Well, we go on in
a couple of minutes.

1552
01:03:54,999 --> 01:03:56,042
You're not nervous, are you?

1553
01:03:56,066 --> 01:03:57,902
Well, not while you're here.

1554
01:03:57,968 --> 01:03:59,904
Mrs. prentiss:
What is this?

1555
01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:00,704
Every time I see you two,

1556
01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,239
you're kissing!

1557
01:04:02,306 --> 01:04:03,549
Well, you always catch us
when we're rehearsing.

1558
01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:04,975
I've stood enough
of this nonsense.

1559
01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:06,043
It must stop at once.

1560
01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:07,377
Mrs. prentiss,
you might as well

1561
01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:08,645
realize this now:

1562
01:04:08,712 --> 01:04:10,380
Ann and I are going
to be married.

1563
01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:11,281
Married?

1564
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:12,983
How perfectly ridiculous.

1565
01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:14,851
I'll have you run
out of the hotel.

1566
01:04:14,919 --> 01:04:16,096
I'll have you run
out of the state,

1567
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,255
you male gold digger!

1568
01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:19,957
Ah, my darlings!

1569
01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:22,226
In two minutes you carry
the glory of nicoleff

1570
01:04:22,292 --> 01:04:24,061
to a distinguished audience!

1571
01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:25,996
Neither my daughter
nor this--this person

1572
01:04:26,063 --> 01:04:27,664
will appear in the show.

1573
01:04:27,731 --> 01:04:28,665
I just found them rehearsing

1574
01:04:28,732 --> 01:04:29,766
another love scene.

1575
01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:31,101
But this is madness!

1576
01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:32,903
Maybe it was, but
it isn't anymore.

1577
01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:34,047
But you cannot take
my leading lady,

1578
01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:35,105
my leading man!

1579
01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:36,941
We will have to
put off the show!

1580
01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:38,375
Well, if we have to, we have to.

1581
01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:40,044
Oh, this is the end!

1582
01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:42,079
This is the end!

1583
01:04:42,146 --> 01:04:44,214
Then you will give
me back the $7,500

1584
01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:46,816
so that I can reimburse
the audience.

1585
01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,618
You mean we have to
give the money back?

1586
01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:50,754
It is the only thing
remaining to be done

1587
01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:52,156
before nicoleff commits suicide!

1588
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,959
But can't you replace
my daughter and this man?

1589
01:04:55,025 --> 01:04:56,026
Impossible, madame,

1590
01:04:56,093 --> 01:04:57,227
on such short notice.

1591
01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:58,929
Hmm...

1592
01:04:58,996 --> 01:05:00,965
Well, if it's a question
of returning the money,

1593
01:05:01,031 --> 01:05:02,899
of course I shall
allow them to appear.

1594
01:05:02,967 --> 01:05:06,170
Oh, madame is glorious!

1595
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:08,272
Nicoleff lives again!

1596
01:05:09,173 --> 01:05:10,474
Stop chewing on my finger!

1597
01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:11,408
Hurry, my children!

1598
01:05:11,475 --> 01:05:14,044
The music approaches the cue.

1599
01:05:14,111 --> 01:05:15,312
I'll allow you to play,

1600
01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:16,913
but on one condition.

1601
01:05:16,981 --> 01:05:18,382
And that is that
you marry mosley

1602
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:20,026
immediately after this
evening's performance.

1603
01:05:20,050 --> 01:05:21,185
I won't.
I won't marry him!

1604
01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:22,586
You'll do exactly as I say!

1605
01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:23,964
I won't marry that--
that quart of whit!

1606
01:05:23,988 --> 01:05:25,255
I wouldn't if he were--

1607
01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:26,432
we'll discuss
this matter after our number.

1608
01:05:26,456 --> 01:05:27,724
I'll tell you right now,

1609
01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:29,359
there is nothing to discuss.

1610
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:32,362
You'll marry mosley tonight.

1611
01:05:39,203 --> 01:05:42,039
Oh, mosley, something
terribly unfortunate

1612
01:05:42,106 --> 01:05:43,340
has occurred.

1613
01:05:43,407 --> 01:05:44,774
Yes, it's all
a terrible mistake.

1614
01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:46,076
I'm glad you take it that way,

1615
01:05:46,143 --> 01:05:47,377
but you and I will rectify it.

1616
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:49,046
How did you find out
about all this?

1617
01:05:49,113 --> 01:05:51,248
Oh, I know everything
that's going on around here.

1618
01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:52,949
I hope you're not
provoked at me.

1619
01:05:53,017 --> 01:05:55,452
Oh, no, you've been
merely weak and vacillating,

1620
01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:58,322
but we're going to
change all that.

1621
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,662
[Overture begins]

1622
01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:20,510
♪ While I come swinging
out of the sky ♪

1623
01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:28,285
♪ Night winds are singing
their lullabies ♪

1624
01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:31,188
♪ Music brings romance

1625
01:06:31,255 --> 01:06:34,458
♪ that's what it's played for ♪

1626
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:41,531
♪ That's what the night
is made for ♪

1627
01:06:41,598 --> 01:06:45,602
♪ In my song of love

1628
01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:47,637
♪ the moon above

1629
01:06:47,704 --> 01:06:50,374
♪ makes the music

1630
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:56,946
♪ the words are in my heart ♪

1631
01:06:57,013 --> 01:07:01,017
♪ My lips may be afraid

1632
01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:04,121
♪ to serenade you tonight

1633
01:07:04,188 --> 01:07:10,460
♪ but the words
are in my heart ♪

1634
01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:15,232
♪ Roses red

1635
01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:19,503
♪ in rhythm are swaying

1636
01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:27,344
♪ and like my heart,
they're tenderly saying ♪

1637
01:07:27,411 --> 01:07:31,248
♪ My dear, I love you so

1638
01:07:31,315 --> 01:07:36,253
♪ and even though
I can't say it ♪

1639
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:45,662
♪ The words are in my heart ♪

1640
01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:50,234
Chorus: ♪ in my song of love

1641
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:51,335
♪ the moon above

1642
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,237
♪ makes the music

1643
01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:58,842
♪ the words are in my heart ♪

1644
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:01,278
♪ My lips may be afraid

1645
01:08:01,345 --> 01:08:04,080
♪ to serenade you tonight

1646
01:08:04,148 --> 01:08:10,287
♪ but the words
are in my heart ♪

1647
01:08:10,354 --> 01:08:12,922
♪ Roses red

1648
01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:15,792
♪ in rhythm are swaying

1649
01:08:15,859 --> 01:08:21,965
♪ and like my heart,
they're tenderly saying ♪

1650
01:08:22,031 --> 01:08:24,234
♪ My dear, I love you so

1651
01:08:24,301 --> 01:08:27,971
♪ and even though
I can't say it ♪

1652
01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:32,142
♪ The words are in my heart ♪

1653
01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:36,280
♪ In my song of love

1654
01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:37,781
♪ the moon above

1655
01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:39,483
♪ makes the music

1656
01:08:39,549 --> 01:08:44,321
♪ the words are in my heart ♪

1657
01:10:45,442 --> 01:10:47,777
♪ In my song of love

1658
01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,078
♪ the moon above

1659
01:10:49,145 --> 01:10:50,780
♪ makes the music

1660
01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:56,520
♪ the words are in my heart ♪

1661
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,622
♪ My lips may be afraid

1662
01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:01,425
♪ to serenade you tonight

1663
01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:08,164
♪ but the words
are in my heart ♪

1664
01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:10,066
♪ Roses red

1665
01:11:10,133 --> 01:11:13,102
♪ in rhythm are swaying

1666
01:11:13,169 --> 01:11:18,342
♪ and like my heart,
they're tenderly saying ♪

1667
01:11:18,408 --> 01:11:20,644
♪ My dear, I love you so

1668
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:24,213
♪ and even though
I can't say it ♪

1669
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:29,353
♪ The words are in my heart ♪

1670
01:13:08,618 --> 01:13:11,755
[clock chiming]

1671
01:13:41,818 --> 01:13:45,455
♪ My dear, I love you so

1672
01:13:45,522 --> 01:13:50,994
♪ and even though
I can't say it ♪

1673
01:14:14,551 --> 01:14:17,120
Come along, mosley.
We have no time to lose.

1674
01:14:17,186 --> 01:14:18,221
Why not?

1675
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:19,455
Because you've got to tell Ann

1676
01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:20,766
you're going to
marry her right away.

1677
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,034
Ooh, then I better
call up my tailor

1678
01:14:22,058 --> 01:14:23,426
about getting a new blue suit.

1679
01:14:23,493 --> 01:14:25,962
Oh! Mosley, you
exasperate me at times!

1680
01:14:33,537 --> 01:14:34,547
Show Ann that you're in earnest.

1681
01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:36,405
Be firm. Do you think you can?

1682
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,472
Oh, I'm almost positive.

1683
01:14:37,507 --> 01:14:38,975
Simply sweep her off her feet.

1684
01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:40,653
Well, don't you think
that's a trifle undignified?

1685
01:14:40,677 --> 01:14:42,045
Stop quibbling, mosley.

1686
01:14:42,111 --> 01:14:43,379
I know a justice of the peace

1687
01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:44,614
who will marry you for $2.00

1688
01:14:44,681 --> 01:14:45,961
if you get there
before midnight.

1689
01:14:46,015 --> 01:14:47,283
We must get there before 12:00

1690
01:14:47,350 --> 01:14:48,618
because I go to bed at 11:00.

1691
01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:50,386
Here he comes now.

1692
01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:51,655
Petey, get behind that tree.

1693
01:14:55,291 --> 01:14:55,959
Mr. t. Mosley thorpe?

1694
01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:57,260
Yes, the third.

1695
01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,904
I'm hankatee of
the Boston daily express.

1696
01:14:58,928 --> 01:14:59,596
That's an evening
paper, isn't it?

1697
01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:00,530
Sure, but--

1698
01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:01,364
well, I'm not interested

1699
01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:02,298
in evening papers.

1700
01:15:02,365 --> 01:15:03,800
I read the morning paper.

1701
01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:04,500
Do you know Scofield,
winthrop, green, and hazen,

1702
01:15:04,568 --> 01:15:05,568
the law firm?

1703
01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:06,670
I know a Mr. hazen,

1704
01:15:06,736 --> 01:15:07,871
but he's a contractor.

1705
01:15:07,937 --> 01:15:09,014
He built the biggest fish market

1706
01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:09,973
in Cincinnati.

1707
01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:11,541
How are you?

1708
01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:12,809
Yeah, but we got a hot tip.

1709
01:15:12,876 --> 01:15:14,678
Now I understand this
law firm is gonna pack

1710
01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:16,445
a heavy breach of promise
suit against you

1711
01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:18,247
for a miss Betty hawes.
What about it?

1712
01:15:18,314 --> 01:15:19,792
Thorpe: Why,
I never even heard of her.

1713
01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:20,917
Why, mosley thorpe!

1714
01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:22,351
She was your stenographer.

1715
01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:23,620
I smell a rat.

1716
01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:24,887
No, no, rat.
Just some letters.

1717
01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:25,589
Then I got my hair cut
and went out

1718
01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:26,690
and got a shave.

1719
01:15:26,756 --> 01:15:27,657
Hankatee:
As I understand it,

1720
01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:28,858
you're going to claim

1721
01:15:28,925 --> 01:15:30,125
that you were dictating a song,

1722
01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:32,095
but she's going to prove that

1723
01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:33,329
you asked her to marry you,

1724
01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:34,664
or words to that effect.

1725
01:15:34,731 --> 01:15:36,099
Now, if you'll come clean--

1726
01:15:36,165 --> 01:15:37,333
it's a conspiracy!

1727
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,778
I'm an innocent bystander,
a victim!

1728
01:15:38,802 --> 01:15:40,269
I've heard enough!

1729
01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:41,638
You contemptible coward.

1730
01:15:41,705 --> 01:15:42,906
Engaged to my daughter

1731
01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:44,040
and lollygagging around

1732
01:15:44,107 --> 01:15:45,541
with a public stenographer!

1733
01:15:45,609 --> 01:15:46,686
Can I be blamed because
I can't typewrite

1734
01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:47,911
and must dictate?

1735
01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:49,545
Ohh! So you were
dictating, were you?

1736
01:15:49,613 --> 01:15:50,653
You were working, were you?

1737
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,081
Let's grab this thing quick.

1738
01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:53,650
You wolf in sheep's clothing!

1739
01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:54,651
If I ever find you
near my daughter again,

1740
01:15:54,718 --> 01:15:55,952
I'll have you arrested!

1741
01:15:56,019 --> 01:15:57,286
Writing about snuff, were you?

1742
01:15:57,353 --> 01:15:59,122
You menace to innocent
women! You viper!

1743
01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:00,189
Whoa!
Ohh!

1744
01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:01,357
Let her go!

1745
01:16:01,424 --> 01:16:02,592
Oh...

1746
01:16:03,459 --> 01:16:04,493
Thanks a lot, Mr. thorpe.

1747
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,962
We'll see you on the front page.

1748
01:16:06,029 --> 01:16:07,163
Yeah.

1749
01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:12,902
Oh!

1750
01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:16,272
Give me my money!

1751
01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:17,440
Why, I don't understand you.

1752
01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:18,642
No more lies, Mr. thorpe.

1753
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,009
I very foolishly entrusted

1754
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:20,810
$7,500 to you.

1755
01:16:20,877 --> 01:16:22,211
Will you give it back to me,

1756
01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:23,278
or shall I charge you

1757
01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:24,614
with grand larceny?

1758
01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:25,882
And if one dollar is missing,

1759
01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:27,050
I shall send for the police.

1760
01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:28,652
Why Mrs. p, do you
question my honor?

1761
01:16:28,718 --> 01:16:29,886
There's your receipt.

1762
01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:31,330
Now I am getting angry.
A joke is a joke,

1763
01:16:31,354 --> 01:16:32,355
but when my honor--

1764
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:33,723
and speaking of honor reminds me

1765
01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:35,692
I have a real man in the family.

1766
01:16:35,759 --> 01:16:36,626
I shall have humbolt give you

1767
01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:37,694
a good thrashing.

1768
01:16:37,761 --> 01:16:38,828
Don't forget, I used to be

1769
01:16:38,895 --> 01:16:40,139
pretty good
with the gloves myself.

1770
01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:41,373
I shall forbid humbolt
to use gloves

1771
01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:43,099
when he thrashes you!

1772
01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:51,775
Humbolt, if you have
a spark of manhood in you,

1773
01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:52,709
here's your chance to prove it.

1774
01:16:52,776 --> 01:16:54,110
What's up, Ma?

1775
01:16:54,177 --> 01:16:55,821
Mosley thorpe has been revealed
in his true colors.

1776
01:16:55,845 --> 01:16:57,714
He's trifling with your
sister's affections.

1777
01:16:57,781 --> 01:16:59,082
Girl: No!
Yes!

1778
01:16:59,148 --> 01:17:00,750
And I want humbolt to thrash him

1779
01:17:00,817 --> 01:17:02,652
within an inch of
his miserable life!

1780
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:03,887
With pleasure.

1781
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:06,656
Oh, that's my boy speaking.

1782
01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:08,557
But I've got to
finish the show first.

1783
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,059
Well, immediately
afterwards, then.

1784
01:17:10,126 --> 01:17:12,628
After that I'm going
on my honeymoon.

1785
01:17:12,696 --> 01:17:14,530
Honeymoon?

1786
01:17:14,597 --> 01:17:18,634
Did I hear you say honeymoon?

1787
01:17:18,702 --> 01:17:21,137
Yes, mother. I was
married yesterday.

1788
01:17:21,204 --> 01:17:22,438
Meet the missus.

1789
01:17:22,505 --> 01:17:24,073
Aaaaah! I'll go mad!

1790
01:17:25,809 --> 01:17:27,744
Humbolt: Yes!
Don't worry, mother.

1791
01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:29,813
I'll take care of mosley.

1792
01:17:33,917 --> 01:17:35,618
Come on, put 'em up!
Put 'em up!

1793
01:17:35,685 --> 01:17:37,129
Put 'em up! I can lick
10 men like you!

1794
01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:38,831
I'm not afraid of you
or your whole family.

1795
01:17:38,855 --> 01:17:39,855
Put 'em up!
Put 'em up!

1796
01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:41,124
Were you talking to me?

1797
01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:42,291
What?

1798
01:17:43,727 --> 01:17:44,928
Oh, hello, uh...

1799
01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:46,863
Hello, how are you?

1800
01:18:12,588 --> 01:18:14,824
Here he is, boys!

1801
01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:17,260
Mr. thorpe!
Just a minute!

1802
01:18:17,326 --> 01:18:18,427
How about a picture?

1803
01:18:18,494 --> 01:18:20,930
What about this breach
of promise case, Mr. thorpe?

1804
01:18:20,997 --> 01:18:21,765
You gonna marry miss hawes

1805
01:18:21,831 --> 01:18:22,966
or pay off?

1806
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,376
Did you write your
love letters in rhyme?

1807
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,135
What do you think
of Casanova as a lover?

1808
01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:27,813
I'm through with love.
I'm through with love forever!

1809
01:18:27,837 --> 01:18:29,438
Forever!

1810
01:18:33,576 --> 01:18:35,178
Argghh!

1811
01:18:37,747 --> 01:18:39,015
Go get him, boys!

1812
01:18:39,082 --> 01:18:41,217
He stole all the soapboxes
in the hotel!

1813
01:18:41,284 --> 01:18:42,485
What a story!

1814
01:18:44,888 --> 01:18:46,956
[Orchestra playing
lullaby of Broadway]

1815
01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:54,864
♪ Come on along and listen to

1816
01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:57,867
♪ the lullaby of Broadway

1817
01:18:57,934 --> 01:18:59,969
♪ the hip hooray and ballyhoo

1818
01:19:00,036 --> 01:19:02,738
♪ the lullaby of Broadway

1819
01:19:02,806 --> 01:19:05,041
♪ the rumble
of the subway train ♪

1820
01:19:05,108 --> 01:19:07,743
♪ The rattle of the taxis

1821
01:19:07,811 --> 01:19:10,079
♪ the daffydils who entertain

1822
01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:11,614
♪ at Angelo's and maxie's

1823
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:14,918
♪ when the Broadway baby
says, "good night" ♪

1824
01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:17,320
♪ It's early in the morning

1825
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:20,323
♪ Manhattan babies
don't sleep tight ♪

1826
01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:22,625
♪ Until the dawn

1827
01:19:22,691 --> 01:19:27,763
♪ good night, baby

1828
01:19:27,831 --> 01:19:31,935
♪ good night,
milkman's on his way ♪

1829
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:36,940
♪ Sleep tight, baby

1830
01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:42,578
♪ sleep tight,
let's call it a day, hey ♪

1831
01:19:42,645 --> 01:19:44,914
♪ Come on along and listen to

1832
01:19:44,981 --> 01:19:47,516
♪ the lullaby of Broadway

1833
01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:49,785
♪ the hi-Dee-hi and boop-a-doo

1834
01:19:49,853 --> 01:19:52,321
♪ the lullaby of Broadway

1835
01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:54,824
♪ the band begins to
go to town ♪

1836
01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,293
♪ And everyone goes crazy

1837
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,863
♪ you rock-a-bye
your baby round ♪

1838
01:19:59,929 --> 01:20:01,430
♪ Till everything gets hazy

1839
01:20:01,497 --> 01:20:04,834
♪ "hush-a-bye, I'll buy you
this and that" ♪

1840
01:20:04,901 --> 01:20:07,403
♪ You hear a daddy saying

1841
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,805
♪ and baby goes home
to her flat ♪

1842
01:20:09,873 --> 01:20:12,141
♪ To sleep all day

1843
01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:17,480
♪ good night, baby

1844
01:20:17,546 --> 01:20:21,918
♪ good night,
milkman's on his way ♪

1845
01:20:21,985 --> 01:20:26,923
♪ Sleep tight, baby

1846
01:20:26,990 --> 01:20:32,996
♪ sleep tight,
let's call it a day ♪

1847
01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:41,004
♪ Listen to the lullaby

1848
01:20:41,070 --> 01:20:51,514
♪ of old Broadway

1849
01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:54,570
[organ playing
lullaby of Broadway]

1850
01:23:27,236 --> 01:23:31,640
♪ Good night, baby

1851
01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:36,645
♪ good night,
milkman's on his way ♪

1852
01:23:36,712 --> 01:23:40,916
♪ Sleep tight, baby

1853
01:23:40,983 --> 01:23:43,286
♪ sleep tight

1854
01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,121
♪ I'll call it a day ♪

1855
01:23:45,188 --> 01:23:46,389
♪ Hey

1856
01:27:12,661 --> 01:27:14,630
[tapping]

1857
01:29:52,855 --> 01:29:54,657
♪ A table for two,
a lady divine ♪

1858
01:29:54,723 --> 01:29:56,559
♪ A rhapsody blue,
a bottle of wine ♪

1859
01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:59,595
♪ Then you'll listen
to a siren song ♪

1860
01:29:59,662 --> 01:30:01,430
♪ Come and shuffle along ♪

1861
01:30:01,497 --> 01:30:04,533
♪ Come and dance

1862
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,435
♪ my sweetie may not let me ♪

1863
01:30:06,502 --> 01:30:09,337
♪ Come and dance

1864
01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:11,940
♪ why don't you come
and get me? ♪

1865
01:30:12,007 --> 01:30:14,543
♪ The band begins
to go to town ♪

1866
01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:17,112
♪ Come on and let's go crazy

1867
01:30:17,179 --> 01:30:19,482
♪ we'll turn the whole town
upside-down ♪

1868
01:30:19,548 --> 01:30:21,183
♪ Till everything gets hazy

1869
01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:24,352
♪ come along with us
and watch us sock ♪

1870
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:27,623
♪ Until the early morning

1871
01:30:27,690 --> 01:30:29,625
♪ we like to get in
all our luck ♪

1872
01:30:29,692 --> 01:30:32,060
♪ Before the dawn

1873
01:30:32,127 --> 01:30:36,665
♪ good night, baby

1874
01:30:36,732 --> 01:30:41,670
♪ good night,
baby, come and play ♪

1875
01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:46,742
♪ All night, baby

1876
01:30:46,809 --> 01:30:51,847
♪ all night,
what gets in its way ♪

1877
01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:56,351
♪ Listen to the lullaby
of old Broadway ♪

1878
01:30:56,418 --> 01:30:57,820
[scream]

1879
01:31:13,669 --> 01:31:16,605
♪ Come on along and listen to

1880
01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:18,707
♪ the lullaby of Broadway

1881
01:31:18,774 --> 01:31:21,376
♪ the hi-Dee-hi and boop-a-doo

1882
01:31:21,443 --> 01:31:23,712
♪ the lullaby of Broadway

1883
01:31:23,779 --> 01:31:26,414
♪ the band begins to
go to town ♪

1884
01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:28,684
♪ And everyone goes crazy

1885
01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:31,386
♪ you rock-a-bye
your baby round ♪

1886
01:31:31,453 --> 01:31:33,889
♪ Till everything gets hazy

1887
01:31:33,956 --> 01:31:37,626
♪ "hush-a-bye, I'll buy you
this and that" ♪

1888
01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:39,828
♪ You hear a daddy saying

1889
01:31:39,895 --> 01:31:42,698
♪ and baby goes home
to her flat ♪

1890
01:31:42,765 --> 01:31:45,200
♪ To sleep all day

1891
01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:50,038
♪ good night, baby

1892
01:31:50,105 --> 01:31:55,377
♪ good night,
milkman's on his way ♪

1893
01:31:55,443 --> 01:32:00,683
♪ Sleep tight, baby

1894
01:32:00,749 --> 01:32:06,755
♪ sleep tight,
let's call it a day ♪

1895
01:32:06,822 --> 01:32:12,661
♪ Listen to the lullaby

1896
01:32:12,728 --> 01:32:25,608
♪ of old Broadway

1897
01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:42,658
everyone's after my money!

1898
01:32:42,725 --> 01:32:43,826
I'm all ready, darling.

1899
01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:44,892
You won't get one penny

1900
01:32:44,927 --> 01:32:45,794
of my money, young man.

1901
01:32:45,861 --> 01:32:47,062
Neither will my daughter.

1902
01:32:47,129 --> 01:32:48,530
I leave everything
to the milk fund.

1903
01:32:48,597 --> 01:32:49,608
That's splendid.
I'll think of you

1904
01:32:49,632 --> 01:32:50,833
every time I drink a milkshake.

1905
01:32:50,899 --> 01:32:52,635
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself!

1906
01:32:52,701 --> 01:32:54,269
I haven't got time,
I'm too happy.

1907
01:32:54,336 --> 01:32:55,137
Well, good luck, mother.

1908
01:32:55,203 --> 01:32:56,204
Good luck?

1909
01:32:56,271 --> 01:32:57,773
You marrying
a penniless adventurer,

1910
01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:00,075
humbolt already married,
my dividends cut,

1911
01:33:00,142 --> 01:33:01,309
mosley a cad,

1912
01:33:01,376 --> 01:33:03,846
and that fearful scenery man
threatening to sue me!

1913
01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:05,681
A fortune lost in that show--

1914
01:33:05,748 --> 01:33:07,282
that awful, dreadful show

1915
01:33:07,349 --> 01:33:08,951
has been the cause
of all my troubles!

1916
01:33:09,017 --> 01:33:10,485
Aw, chin up, Ma,
it might be worse.

1917
01:33:10,552 --> 01:33:11,687
It couldn't possibly be!

1918
01:33:11,754 --> 01:33:13,689
Oh, yes--you might
marry nicoleff.

1919
01:33:13,756 --> 01:33:14,890
[Knock on door]

1920
01:33:14,957 --> 01:33:17,459
Go away, I can't see anyone!

1921
01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:18,637
Wait, wait, please do not go.

1922
01:33:18,661 --> 01:33:19,762
Something important!

1923
01:33:19,828 --> 01:33:20,828
Honored madame--

1924
01:33:20,863 --> 01:33:23,732
will you stop biting my finger?

1925
01:33:23,799 --> 01:33:25,343
This has been the most
pleasant engagement

1926
01:33:25,367 --> 01:33:26,501
of my career.

1927
01:33:26,568 --> 01:33:28,103
May I present to you
a tiny token

1928
01:33:28,170 --> 01:33:29,104
of my esteem?

1929
01:33:29,171 --> 01:33:30,172
Well, what is it?

1930
01:33:30,238 --> 01:33:32,875
A priceless solid
silver fruit dish

1931
01:33:32,941 --> 01:33:35,110
given to me by the
grand Duke Alexis

1932
01:33:35,177 --> 01:33:36,912
after seeing my production

1933
01:33:36,979 --> 01:33:38,546
of midsummer's night dream

1934
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:39,982
with an all-eskimo cast.

1935
01:33:40,048 --> 01:33:42,685
Well, thank you very much.

1936
01:33:42,751 --> 01:33:44,086
[Telephone rings]

1937
01:33:45,287 --> 01:33:47,723
Hello? What?

1938
01:33:47,790 --> 01:33:49,491
Wait a minute.
I'll ask her.

1939
01:33:49,557 --> 01:33:50,959
It's the hotel jewelry store.

1940
01:33:51,026 --> 01:33:52,704
Mr. nicoleff just bought
a silver fruit dish

1941
01:33:52,728 --> 01:33:54,062
and charged it to your account,

1942
01:33:54,129 --> 01:33:55,974
and the jeweler wants
to know if it's all right.

1943
01:33:55,998 --> 01:33:57,375
Nicoleff: I beg your
pardon, madame.

1944
01:33:57,399 --> 01:33:59,334
A luncheon engagement
with Max reinhardt.

1945
01:33:59,401 --> 01:34:01,336
You wretch, you scoundrel!

1946
01:34:02,971 --> 01:34:03,906
Oh!

1947
01:34:03,972 --> 01:34:05,373
And that'll cost you $500

1948
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:06,675
and 7 years' bad luck.

1949
01:34:06,742 --> 01:34:07,676
Ohh!

1950
01:34:07,743 --> 01:34:08,677
Oh, mother!

1951
01:34:08,744 --> 01:34:09,678
There, there, there.

1952
01:34:09,745 --> 01:34:10,745
Mother, are you all right?

1953
01:34:10,779 --> 01:34:11,880
She'll be fine in a minute.

1954
01:34:11,947 --> 01:34:12,815
Just an acute case of nicoleff.

1955
01:34:12,881 --> 01:34:14,616
Oh, where am I?

1956
01:34:14,683 --> 01:34:17,052
You're here with us.
We'll take care of you.

1957
01:34:17,119 --> 01:34:20,088
Well, if I'm going to start
fainting in my old age,

1958
01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:22,825
I may as well have
a doctor in the family.

1959
01:34:22,891 --> 01:34:26,261
Think of all the money
I could save in medical bills.

1960
01:34:26,328 --> 01:34:28,964
Hmm...

1961
01:34:29,031 --> 01:34:33,035
Mmm... mmm...