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This way to the sanitarium.

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Free bus to the sanitarium.

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This way to the Standish Sanitarium.
Standish San... Standish San...

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This... This way to the Standish...

5
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Stand... Free bus. Free bus.
Standish Sanitarium.

6
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Free bus to the sanitarium.
Just got room for a few more.

7
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- Sanitarium?
- No, racetrack.

8
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You don't wanna go there.
You're sick.

9
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l'm going to the races!

10
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All right. You want something hot
in the fifth race?

11
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Sanitarium? Bus to the sanitarium.
Standish Sanitarium.

12
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Free bus to the sanitarium.

13
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lt's no use, Tony.

14
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lf business keeps up like this, l'm
afraid l'll have to drive the car myself.

15
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Oh, no, Miss Judy. You can't fire me.

16
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- But what if l can't pay your salary?
- That's different.

17
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You don't have to pay me,
but you can't fire me.

18
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- Tony, you're sweet.
- Yeah. And don't worry, Miss Judy...

19
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l'm gonna get us some customers
if l have to make them sick myself.

20
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Tony, l'm afraid we need
more than customers.

21
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You don't understand.
l owe a great deal of money.

22
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Far more than l can ever pay.

23
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Let me see.
Who do l know that's rich?

24
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How about that big, strong,
sick woman at the sanitarium?

25
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- You mean Mrs. Upjohn?
- That's the one.

26
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She'd lend you the money.

27
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Oh, she's rich. Why, last week,
she gave me a dollar tip.

28
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She did once offer to help.

29
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But it doesn't seem right
to borrow from a patient.

30
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- Then we make her a partner.
- Oh, Tony.

31
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We gotta hurry
before she changes her mind.

32
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Go ahead, Miss Judy.
There's Mrs. Upjohn now.

33
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- But, Mrs. Upjohn...
- There's no use, doctor. l'm leaving!

34
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Mr. Whitmore, l want my bill at once.

35
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- Just as you say.
- What's the matter, Mrs. Upjohn?

36
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lt's no fault of yours, my dear.
lt's the doctor.

37
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Telling me l'm perfectly well
when l know l'm on the verge...

38
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of a nervous collapse.
Goodbye, Judy, dear.

39
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Have the boy come up
and get my bags, please.

40
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Gil! Oh, Gil!

41
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- l'm glad you're here.
- What is it, honey?

42
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Hold me tight. l'll be all right.

43
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Come on, honey, tell me.

44
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lt's Mrs. Upjohn.

45
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She's leaving.

46
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Oh, let her leave. Say, l have something
here worth 1 00 Upjohns.

47
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You don't understand.
l'm going to lose this place.

48
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No, you're not. That's what l'm trying
to tell you. From me to you, with love.

49
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Your radio contract. You've got it!

50
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"Gelding, out of Honey Lamb
by Blue Bolt...

51
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two-year, Hi Hat."

52
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- Why, Gil, this doesn't make sense.
- lt's a horse, honey, a racehorse.

53
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Perhaps l'm awfully stupid,
but what do we want with a horse?

54
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l'll tell you. Horse wins race,
owner wins money.

55
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Owner gives money to girl he loves.
Girl saves sanitarium. lt's very simple.

56
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Very simple?
But what happens if horse loses race?

57
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Oh, but he can't lose. He's a wonder.
l picked him up for a song, only $ 1 500.

58
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Fifteen hundred dollars?

59
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That's all the money
you had in the world.

60
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Well, l still have my job
singing at the casino.

61
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Now, Gil. You return that horse at once
and get your money back.

62
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You've got to go on
with your music.

63
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You need money fast, more than
l could make 1 0 years of singing.

64
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l don't care. l want you to be
a great singer, not a racetrack tout.

65
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Oh, wait a minute.
That isn't fair!

66
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- Are you going to return that horse?
- l can't. l just bought him.

67
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You mean you don't want to. You'd rather
bet on a horse than on yourself.

68
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- Of all the ungrateful people!
- What have l got to be grateful for?

69
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You've thrown your career away on a long
shot and gambled away our happiness.

70
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Here. Take your horse.
And l hope you're very happy with it.

71
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l'm going to someone
who understands me, to Dr. Hackenbush.

72
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Dr. Hackenbush? Why, l never heard
of him. Has he a sanitarium?

73
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The biggest in Florida, that's what he said.
Of course, l was never there.

74
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Hugo, l mean, Dr. Hackenbush, always
insisted on treating me in my home.

75
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l didn't know there was a thing
the matter with me until l met him.

76
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Excuse, please.

77
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We're getting a lot of customers since
they heard Dr. "Hackenapuss" is coming.

78
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- Did you say Hackenbush?
- Yes, ma'am.

79
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l wonder if that could be
the same one.

80
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Where does he come from?

81
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- Where's your Hackenapuss come from?
- Palmville, Florida.

82
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That's the one!

83
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Why... Why, Judy!

84
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Why didn't you tell me
Dr. Hackenbush was coming here?

85
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Dr. Hackenbush?

86
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Oh, l'm so excited!

87
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Judy, why don't you make him
chief of staff.

88
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He'd do wonders for the sanitarium.

89
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With Dr. Hackenbush in charge,
l might help you financially.

90
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l don't say l will, but l might.

91
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Oh, Mr. Whitmore, have my bags
sent right up. l'm staying!

92
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- Who's Dr. Hackenbush?
- l don't know.

93
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But if she wants a Hackenapuss,
she's going to get a Hackenapuss.

94
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lnhale.

95
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Exhale.

96
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lnhale.

97
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Exhale.

98
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lnhale.

99
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Exhale.

100
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lnhale.

101
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- Here's a telegram for you, doc.
- What does it say?

102
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Well, goes on to say...
How should l know?

103
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"Come up and take care
of Mrs. Upjohn. Stop.

104
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You can write your own ticket. Stop.
Come at once, Standish Sanitarium."

105
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Mrs. Upjohn. Ah, Emily.

106
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She never forgot that hayride.

107
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Don't she know you're a vet?

108
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She's so in love with me,
she doesn't know anything.

109
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That's why she's in love with me.

110
00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,972
They could throw a horse doctor in jail
for treating people.

111
00:08:08,146 --> 00:08:11,147
They can throw a horse doctor in jail
for not paying his rent too.

112
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- Up in there.
- What have l got to lo...?

113
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Take one of those every half-mile.
And call me if there's any change.

114
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Mr. Morgan, if l sign this, it means l turn
the sanitarium over to you today.

115
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That's right,
and l'll give you $5000.

116
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But the notes aren't due.
l've got almost a month.

117
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This place has been losing money steadily.
You'll never be able to pay.

118
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lf you wait, l'll take it over,
and you won't get a cent.

119
00:09:00,859 --> 00:09:05,485
As your business manager, Judy, l strongly
advise you to take Mr. Morgan's offer.

120
00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:08,146
You're forgetting that doctor
Mrs. Upjohn recommended.

121
00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:11,029
Surely with him in charge,
we'll be able to pay Mr. Morgan.

122
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,989
Are you going to take the advice
of a hysterical patient?

123
00:09:14,163 --> 00:09:16,404
- Now, look here, Miss Standish...
- Judy!

124
00:09:16,582 --> 00:09:19,203
- Judy, he's here! He's here!
- Why, who's here?

125
00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:22,206
Dr. Hackenbush!

126
00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:24,418
Are you going to sign that or not?

127
00:09:24,589 --> 00:09:26,711
- No.
- Of course she's not going to sign it.

128
00:09:26,882 --> 00:09:29,918
l have a month. l can at least
try this new doctor.

129
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You're going to wish
you'd taken that check.

130
00:09:32,554 --> 00:09:34,048
Mr. Morgan. Mr. Morgan!

131
00:09:35,223 --> 00:09:38,389
- You fixed that, all right.
- How'd l know she was going to butt in?

132
00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:41,975
- l'll get to work on this new doctor.
- Work fast.

133
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With Dr. Hackenbush in charge,
l'm sure my trustees will let me help you.

134
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- l think l'm better able to advise...
- l don't want to hear any more about it.

135
00:09:49,778 --> 00:09:53,146
l can't stand this excitement.
l know this will cause a relapse.

136
00:09:53,406 --> 00:09:55,482
Oh, my metabolism! Doctor!

137
00:09:55,825 --> 00:09:57,900
Oh, doctor!

138
00:09:59,828 --> 00:10:01,785
Here, boy. Here, boy.

139
00:10:01,955 --> 00:10:04,742
Take these bags to my room,
and here's a dime for yourself.

140
00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:08,664
Oh, no, no, no, no. This is Mr. Whitmore,
our business manager.

141
00:10:08,836 --> 00:10:11,837
Oh, l'm terribly sorry.
Here's a quarter.

142
00:10:12,006 --> 00:10:13,962
You mustn't take the doctor
too seriously.

143
00:10:14,132 --> 00:10:16,291
He probably feels tired
after his long trip.

144
00:10:16,468 --> 00:10:19,468
Why shouldn't l be tired?
Did you ever ride four on a motorcycle?

145
00:10:19,637 --> 00:10:21,428
And me, top man.

146
00:10:21,597 --> 00:10:25,297
This is Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush,
your new chief of staff.

147
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:29,429
And now, doctor,
l'd like you to meet Miss Standish.

148
00:10:29,604 --> 00:10:31,597
Oh, doctor.

149
00:10:31,773 --> 00:10:33,267
Doctor.

150
00:10:33,441 --> 00:10:35,480
Just a moment,
while l calm these paralytics.

151
00:10:35,651 --> 00:10:38,023
Oh, dear. Doctor.

152
00:10:38,195 --> 00:10:41,231
Doctor, this is Miss Standish,
owner of the sanitarium.

153
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:45,116
- How do you do, Miss Standish?
- How do you do?

154
00:10:45,285 --> 00:10:48,451
You're the prettiest owner
of a sanitarium l've ever seen.

155
00:10:48,621 --> 00:10:51,159
- Thank you.
- You have a charming place here.

156
00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:55,747
l knew your mother very well.

157
00:10:56,211 --> 00:10:57,789
l'll let you in on a little secret.

158
00:10:57,963 --> 00:11:00,632
Many, many years ago,
in the dear, dim past...

159
00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:03,124
l proposed to your mother.

160
00:11:03,468 --> 00:11:07,299
- But that's my father.
- No wonder he turned me down.

161
00:11:07,888 --> 00:11:10,889
Now, doctor, l'd like you
to meet your new associates.

162
00:11:11,058 --> 00:11:13,299
Johnson, Bellevue Hospital, 1 91 8.

163
00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:15,136
Franco, Johns Hopkins, '22.

164
00:11:15,311 --> 00:11:19,558
- Wilmerding, Mayo brothers, '24.
- Dodge brothers, late '29.

165
00:11:19,732 --> 00:11:22,057
Doctor, l'm happy to welcome
you as chief of staff.

166
00:11:22,234 --> 00:11:25,484
l hope you'll be able to pull
the sanitarium out of its difficulties.

167
00:11:25,654 --> 00:11:28,489
The sanitarium's having
a little financial trouble.

168
00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:31,527
l get it. l'm not gonna get paid.
So long! Take it away!

169
00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:34,156
Oh, no, no, no.
Doctor, please don't go.

170
00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:36,997
- l'll take care of your salary.
- Oh, yeah?

171
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,452
The last job l had,
l had to take it out in trade.

172
00:11:39,624 --> 00:11:41,783
And this is no butcher shop.

173
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,917
Not yet anyhow.

174
00:11:44,712 --> 00:11:47,666
Judy, it seems to me,
if l may say so...

175
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,667
we are making rather
a hasty decision.

176
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,759
Surely you don't question
the doctor's ability.

177
00:11:52,928 --> 00:11:55,169
No. Not exactly.

178
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,680
But running a sanitarium calls
for a man with peculiar talents.

179
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:02,550
l've got the most peculiar talents
of any doctor you ever met.

180
00:12:02,728 --> 00:12:05,645
l'm satisfied with Mrs. Upjohn's
recommendations.

181
00:12:05,814 --> 00:12:09,183
lf you'll excuse me, l'll go
and bring in the rest of the staff.

182
00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:13,024
Why don't you go out and bring in
something. Preferably your resignation.

183
00:12:13,946 --> 00:12:15,903
Tell me, Dr. Hackenbush...

184
00:12:16,073 --> 00:12:19,358
just what was your medical
background?

185
00:12:19,535 --> 00:12:21,444
- Medically?
- Yes.

186
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:26,281
Well, at the age of 1 5, l got a job
in a drugstore filling prescriptions.

187
00:12:26,457 --> 00:12:28,865
Don't you have to be 21
to fill prescriptions?

188
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:32,494
Well, that's for grownups.
l just filled them for children.

189
00:12:33,255 --> 00:12:34,833
No, no, doctor.

190
00:12:35,007 --> 00:12:38,375
l mean, where did you get your training
as a physician?

191
00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:42,134
Oh, well, to begin with,
l took four years at Vassar.

192
00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:47,013
- Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
- l found that out the third year.

193
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:50,101
l'd have been there yet, but l went out
for the swimming team.

194
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,395
The doctor seems reluctant
to discuss his medical experiences.

195
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,602
Well, medically, my experiences
have been most unexciting.

196
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,564
- Except during the flu epidemic.
- And what happened?

197
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,363
l got the flu.

198
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:08,739
- Oh, doctor, l think it's time for my pill.
- lx-nay on the ill-pay.

199
00:13:08,912 --> 00:13:11,996
Now, you told me
to take them regularly.

200
00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:20,582
Just a minute, Mrs. Upjohn.

201
00:13:20,755 --> 00:13:24,587
- That looks like a horse pill to me.
- Oh, you've taken them before?

202
00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:28,258
- You sure you haven't made a mistake?
- You have nothing to worry about.

203
00:13:28,429 --> 00:13:32,011
The last patient l gave one of those to
won the Kentucky Derby.

204
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:33,676
May l examine this, please?

205
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,925
Do you actually give those
to your patients?

206
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:39,096
lsn't that awfully large for a pill?

207
00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:42,605
lt was too small for a basketball,
and l didn't know what to do with it.

208
00:13:42,775 --> 00:13:45,692
Say, you're awfully large
for a pill yourself.

209
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,480
Dr. Wilmerding...

210
00:13:49,406 --> 00:13:51,943
just what is your opinion?

211
00:13:52,116 --> 00:13:54,607
lt must take a lot of water
to swallow that.

212
00:13:54,785 --> 00:13:57,358
Nonsense. You can swallow that
with 5 gallons.

213
00:13:57,538 --> 00:13:59,696
lsn't that a lot of water
for a patient to take?

214
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,913
Not if the patient
has a bridge in her mouth.

215
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:05,950
The water flows under, the patient walks
over and meets the pill on the other side.

216
00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:11,371
So it's war!
l'm off to the battlefield!

217
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,092
No, that's from the racetrack.

218
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:17,257
- Racetrack? Well, what am l doing here?
- Oh, doctor, don't leave me!

219
00:14:25,354 --> 00:14:27,643
Well, you won it, Stuffy.

220
00:14:32,986 --> 00:14:35,274
Nice work, Stuffy.

221
00:14:40,659 --> 00:14:43,280
l told you to lose that race.

222
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:59,505
Stuffy, where are you? Where's Stuffy?
Did you see my jockey?

223
00:14:59,676 --> 00:15:01,550
Whoa. Please, Mr. Morgan,
don't stay here.

224
00:15:01,719 --> 00:15:04,044
You ought to beat the head
off that ornery devil!

225
00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:06,677
Well, he only acts this way
when he sees or hears you.

226
00:15:11,853 --> 00:15:14,012
l should have plugged that nag
when l owned him.

227
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,188
Please, Mr. Morgan,
don't stay here.

228
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,606
Calm down. He's gone now.
That's a boy.

229
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,694
You better stay out of Morgan's way
for a while.

230
00:15:24,865 --> 00:15:30,238
Get your ice cream.
Get your tootsie-fruitsie ice cream.

231
00:15:31,704 --> 00:15:33,495
Stuffy!

232
00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:36,204
Hey, get out of there.

233
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,414
Hey, that was some ride
you put up.

234
00:15:38,585 --> 00:15:40,791
l had 5 bucks right
on the nose.

235
00:15:40,962 --> 00:15:43,631
l won 60 cents. Yeah.

236
00:15:43,798 --> 00:15:45,541
Who you riding tomorrow?

237
00:15:45,717 --> 00:15:47,958
What's the matter? What happened?

238
00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:52,346
You're fired?
Oh, Morgan fired you, huh?

239
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:55,717
- He wanted you to throw the race?
- He wanted Stuffy to be crooked, eh?

240
00:15:55,892 --> 00:15:57,683
You know he's honest.

241
00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:00,885
He's honest, but you gotta
watch him a little.

242
00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:03,768
Gil, why don't you give Stuffy a job.
Let him ride Hi Hat.

243
00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:07,191
We can't afford a jockey. We haven't
enough money to eat on ourselves.

244
00:16:07,361 --> 00:16:11,310
Eat, eat, eat. All the time eat.
We don't have to eat. l'll eat.

245
00:16:11,489 --> 00:16:13,731
- Hey, you.
- Hello, sheriff.

246
00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:16,315
- Have you got the money for the feed bill?
- You see...

247
00:16:16,494 --> 00:16:18,451
You guys have been stalling me
for weeks.

248
00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:21,740
Either l get some money right now,
or l'm taking Hi Hat.

249
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:25,580
Wait, wait.
l'll give you some money.

250
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,997
There you are.

251
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:30,788
Five dollars? That's not enough.
Come on. Well?

252
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:34,215
All right, all right.
l've got some more. Just...

253
00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:35,582
There you are.

254
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:39,343
That makes 1 0. Chicken feed.
Come on, you've got some more.

255
00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:41,756
Yeah, but it's hard to get at,
you know?

256
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:43,925
- Come on, come on.
- All right. Don't hurry.

257
00:16:44,101 --> 00:16:47,850
l've got it someplace.
l know it's someplace.

258
00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:49,681
Here. l knew it was someplace.

259
00:16:49,857 --> 00:16:53,439
Well, that's 1 5.
Have you got any more?

260
00:16:54,152 --> 00:16:57,271
- l'll let you know in a minute.
- Quit stalling. Come on, hurry.

261
00:16:57,447 --> 00:16:59,818
All right, l've got some more,
but l can't hurry.

262
00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:04,035
Hey, what are you doing? Cut it...
Get up. What is this? Cut it...

263
00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:06,776
What are you trying to do?
Get up.

264
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:12,283
Here! Come back here!

265
00:17:13,627 --> 00:17:18,455
Well, that's fine. Now we owe
the sheriff $ 1 20 and a sock.

266
00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:21,039
lt's a good thing Judy doesn't have
to depend on me.

267
00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:26,638
- l can't even hold on to the horse.
- No? Well, we hold on to the horse.

268
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:34,479
Say, if we only had some dough.
l got a tip on Sun-Up.

269
00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:37,896
Sun-Up? He's in the next race!
We don't got much time!

270
00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:40,142
Hey, wait! What are we gonna use
for money?

271
00:17:42,153 --> 00:17:45,070
Hey! What are you doing,
you crazy kook, you?

272
00:17:46,823 --> 00:17:49,314
Hey, look, look!
Sun-Up, he's 1 0-to-1.

273
00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:52,943
Oh, boy, are we gonna clean up,
1 0-to-1.

274
00:17:53,121 --> 00:17:56,489
- We haven't any money to bet.
- Don't worry. l get us some money.

275
00:17:56,665 --> 00:17:58,788
l find a sucker someplace.

276
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:02,328
Scram. l think l see a sucker coming now.
Get out of here.

277
00:18:02,504 --> 00:18:05,421
Get your ice cream.

278
00:18:10,928 --> 00:18:12,173
Two dollars on Sun-Up.

279
00:18:12,346 --> 00:18:16,130
Hey. Hey, boss. Boss, come here.
You want something hot?

280
00:18:16,308 --> 00:18:20,305
Not now. l just had lunch.
Anyhow, l don't like hot ice cream.

281
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:24,558
Hey, come here. l no sell ice cream.
That's fake to fool the police.

282
00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:29,144
l sell tips on the horses. l got something
today can't lose. One dollar.

283
00:18:29,319 --> 00:18:33,019
No. Some other time. l'm sorry.
l'm betting on Sun-Up. Some other time.

284
00:18:33,198 --> 00:18:35,523
- Two dollars on Sun-Up.
- Hey, boss. Hey. Come here.

285
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,776
Sun-Up is the worst horse
on the track.

286
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:42,494
- l notice he wins all the time.
- Just because he comes in first.

287
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,618
l don't want him any better than first.
Two dollars on Sun-Up.

288
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,199
Hey, boss, come here.
Come here.

289
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:52,042
Suppose you bet on Sun-Up. What you
gonna get for your money? 2-to-1.

290
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,919
One dollar, and you'll remember me
all your life.

291
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:58,377
That's the most nauseating proposition
l ever had.

292
00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:03,014
Come on. Come on.
You look like a sport. Come on, boss.

293
00:19:03,182 --> 00:19:05,852
Don't be a crunger for one buck.

294
00:19:09,438 --> 00:19:10,636
Thank you.

295
00:19:10,814 --> 00:19:12,605
- What's this?
- That's the horse.

296
00:19:12,774 --> 00:19:14,055
How'd he get in here?

297
00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:19,061
Get your ice cream.
Tootsie-fruitsie ice cream.

298
00:19:19,697 --> 00:19:21,903
"Z-V-B-X-R-P-L."

299
00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:26,944
l had that same horse
when l had my eyes examined.

300
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,573
Hey, ice cream.

301
00:19:29,914 --> 00:19:33,200
What about this optical illusion
you slipped me? l don't understand it.

302
00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:36,293
That's not the real name of the horse.
That's the name in code.

303
00:19:36,462 --> 00:19:38,004
Look in your codebook.

304
00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,497
- What do you mean, "code"?
- Look in the codebook.

305
00:19:40,674 --> 00:19:43,877
- That will tell you what horse you got.
- l haven't got any codebook.

306
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,293
- You don't got one?
- You know where l can get one?

307
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:50,847
Well, just by accident, l think
l've got one right here. Here you are.

308
00:19:51,016 --> 00:19:52,641
- How much is it?
- That's free.

309
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:56,807
- Oh, thanks.
- Just a $ 1 printing charge.

310
00:19:57,272 --> 00:19:59,941
Well, give me one without printing.
l'm sick of printing.

311
00:20:00,108 --> 00:20:02,978
Come on. You want to win?

312
00:20:03,152 --> 00:20:06,734
- Yeah, sure. Of course l want to win.
- Well, then you've got to have this.

313
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,194
But l don't want the savings
of a lifetime...

314
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:12,035
wiped out in the twinkling
of an eye.

315
00:20:15,455 --> 00:20:17,780
- Here.
- Thank you very much.

316
00:20:17,957 --> 00:20:20,282
lce cream...

317
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:24,456
"Z-V-B-X-R-P-L, page 34."

318
00:20:26,631 --> 00:20:29,964
Hey, ice cream, l can't make head
or tail out of this.

319
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:34,460
That's all right. Look in the master
codebook. That will tell you where to look.

320
00:20:34,638 --> 00:20:36,796
Master code? l haven't got
any master codebook.

321
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:40,140
- You don't got a master codebook?
- Do you know where l can get one?

322
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:44,010
Well, just by accident, l think
l've got one right here. There you are.

323
00:20:44,188 --> 00:20:47,888
A lot of quick accidents around here
for a quiet neighborhood.

324
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:51,316
- ls there a printing charge on this?
- No.

325
00:20:51,486 --> 00:20:53,028
Oh, thanks.

326
00:20:53,196 --> 00:20:55,983
Just a $2 delivery charge.

327
00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:59,399
Delivery charge?
l'm standing right next to you.

328
00:20:59,577 --> 00:21:02,827
Well, for such a short distance,
l make it $ 1.

329
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:06,367
Couldn't l move over here
and make it 50 cents?

330
00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:09,992
Yes, but l'd move over here
and make it $ 1 just the same.

331
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,411
Say, maybe l'd better
open a charge account, eh?

332
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:14,834
You got some references?

333
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,798
The only one l know
around here is you.

334
00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:19,802
That's no good.
You'll have to pay cash.

335
00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:23,801
A little while ago, l could have put $2
on Sun-Up and avoided all this.

336
00:21:23,973 --> 00:21:26,345
Yeah, throw your money away.
Thank you very much.

337
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:27,846
- l'm all set, huh?
- Yes, sir.

338
00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:30,688
Get your tootsie-fruitsie ice cream.

339
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:34,852
- Master code, master code, plain code.
- Get your ice cream...

340
00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:38,689
tootsie-fruitsie.
Get your tootsie-fruitsie...

341
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:45,029
"Z-V-B-X-R-P-L. The letter Z stands for J
unless the horse is a filly."

342
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,534
- Get your tootsie-fruitsie...
- Hey, tootsie-fruitsie.

343
00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:52,202
- ls the horse a filly?
- Don't know. Look in your breeder's guide.

344
00:21:52,373 --> 00:21:55,160
Get your ice cream...

345
00:21:55,334 --> 00:21:57,955
What do you mean?
l haven't got any breeder's guide.

346
00:21:58,128 --> 00:22:00,085
You haven't got a breeder's guide?

347
00:22:00,255 --> 00:22:04,122
Not so loud. l don't want it to get around
that l haven't got a breeder's guide.

348
00:22:04,301 --> 00:22:07,420
Even my best friends don't know
l haven't got a breeder's guide.

349
00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:12,802
Well, boss, l feel pretty sorry for you,
walking around without a breeder's guide.

350
00:22:12,975 --> 00:22:15,014
Why, you're just throwing
your money away...

351
00:22:15,185 --> 00:22:17,593
buying those other books
without a breeder's guide.

352
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,319
Where can l get one?
As though l didn't know.

353
00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:32,276
One is no good.
You got to have the whole set.

354
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,906
Get your tootsie-fruitsie...

355
00:22:35,078 --> 00:22:37,699
You know, all l wanted was a horse,
not a public library.

356
00:22:37,872 --> 00:22:40,197
- What do you mean? How much is a set?
- One dollar.

357
00:22:40,374 --> 00:22:42,865
- One dollar?
- Yeah. Four for $5.

358
00:22:43,043 --> 00:22:46,079
Give me the four of them.
There's no use throwing away money.

359
00:22:46,254 --> 00:22:47,535
All right, here you are.

360
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:50,086
This is all l'm buying too.
l didn't want so many...

361
00:22:50,258 --> 00:22:53,258
- l thought you could do this quickly.
- There you are.

362
00:22:55,804 --> 00:22:58,010
Six dollars on Sun-Up.

363
00:22:59,933 --> 00:23:03,349
- Get your tootsie-fruitsie ice cream.
- Breeder's guide.

364
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,429
Get your ice cream.

365
00:23:05,605 --> 00:23:09,602
- "Z-V-B-X-R-P-L is Burns."
- Yeah, that's right.

366
00:23:09,775 --> 00:23:11,020
- Burns?
- Yeah.

367
00:23:11,193 --> 00:23:14,277
Some days it gives you the name
of the jockey instead of the horse.

368
00:23:14,446 --> 00:23:19,072
You find out who jockey Burns is riding,
and that's the horse you bet on. lt's easy.

369
00:23:19,242 --> 00:23:22,112
Get your ice cream, tootsie-fruitsie.

370
00:23:22,286 --> 00:23:25,452
l'm getting the idea of it.
l didn't get it for a long time.

371
00:23:25,622 --> 00:23:27,994
lt's pretty tricky when you don't
know it, isn't it?

372
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,625
lt's not that book.

373
00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:32,283
- lt's not that book.
- lt's not that book?

374
00:23:32,462 --> 00:23:34,004
Oh, l see.

375
00:23:34,172 --> 00:23:37,505
No. lt's not that book.
Not that book.

376
00:23:41,636 --> 00:23:45,219
- Nope. Nope. lt's not that book.
- lt's not?

377
00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:47,182
No, you haven't got that book.

378
00:23:53,063 --> 00:23:54,972
You've got it, huh?

379
00:23:59,277 --> 00:24:01,186
l'll get it in a minute, though, won't l?

380
00:24:01,362 --> 00:24:05,194
Get your tootsie-fruitsie.

381
00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:08,692
l'm getting a fine tootsie-fruitsying
right here.

382
00:24:08,869 --> 00:24:12,202
Get your ice cream.

383
00:24:13,498 --> 00:24:15,490
- How much is it?
- One dollar.

384
00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:19,035
- And it's the last book l'm buying.
- Sure, you don't need no more. Here.

385
00:24:19,211 --> 00:24:22,378
Now, here's a...
Here's a $ 1 0 bill.

386
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:25,169
- Shoot the change, will you?
- l got no change.

387
00:24:25,342 --> 00:24:27,797
l'll have to give you nine more books.
You don't mind.

388
00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:29,677
- You take nine more books.
- Nine more?

389
00:24:29,846 --> 00:24:33,760
- You don't handle any bookcases, do you?
- Well, you come tomorrow again.

390
00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:37,017
- l didn't know that you needed...
- You're gonna win today.

391
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,557
l thought you just walk up
and bet on a horse.

392
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,398
- Open!
- Am l shedding books down there?

393
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,641
Close! Close! That's it.

394
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,023
lt's a good thing l brought
my legs with me, eh?

395
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,270
- Now, what horse have l got?
- lt's right here.

396
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:52,019
- l just heard the fella blowing his horn.
- Here it is.

397
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:55,365
Jockey Burns, 1 52.
That's Rosie.

398
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,073
- Rosie, yeah?
- Look! Oh, boy! Look, 40-to-1!

399
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,238
- 40-to-1, huh?
- Oh, what a horse!

400
00:25:00,414 --> 00:25:04,661
Am l gonna give that bookie a whipping!
l was going to bet on Sun-Up at 1 0-to-1.

401
00:25:04,835 --> 00:25:07,207
- Look, it's 40-to-1.
- l'll show them a thing or two.

402
00:25:07,379 --> 00:25:10,379
Hey, there, big boy.
Two dollars on Rosie, eh?

403
00:25:10,548 --> 00:25:12,422
Sorry, that race is over.

404
00:25:12,592 --> 00:25:14,880
- l say the race is over.
- Over? Who won?

405
00:25:15,052 --> 00:25:18,219
- Sun-Up.
- Sun-Up! That's my horse! Sun-Up.

406
00:25:18,389 --> 00:25:21,389
Sun-Up. Hurry up. Sun-Up.

407
00:25:21,558 --> 00:25:27,596
Goodbye, boss. Goodbye. Sun-Up.
Ten, 20, 30... Sun-Up! Forty, 50...

408
00:25:29,732 --> 00:25:34,773
Get your tootsie-fruitsie. Nice ice cream.
Nice tootsie-fruitsie ice cream.

409
00:25:36,821 --> 00:25:38,481
- Oh, Miss Standish?
- Yes?

410
00:25:38,656 --> 00:25:41,491
- These calls came while you were out.
- Oh, thank you.

411
00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:49,824
Hello.

412
00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:52,992
- Mr. Stewart?
- l'm still out.

413
00:25:53,169 --> 00:25:56,004
l'm sorry. Miss Standish is still out.

414
00:25:57,006 --> 00:25:58,168
Yes, Mr. Whitmore.

415
00:25:58,340 --> 00:26:00,914
What about that call
to the Florida medical board?

416
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:04,343
What? Well, keep on trying.

417
00:26:04,513 --> 00:26:06,090
Call me the moment you get it.

418
00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:09,099
You can't even get any action
out of your telephone operator.

419
00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,804
Don't worry. l'll get the dope
on that Florida quack.

420
00:26:11,977 --> 00:26:16,853
Now, listen, l want to turn this place into
a gambling casino before the season ends.

421
00:26:17,024 --> 00:26:19,810
With my racetrack, my nightclub
and this...

422
00:26:19,985 --> 00:26:22,938
l'll have every sucker in America here,
but every day counts.

423
00:26:23,112 --> 00:26:26,279
- l'll let you know when l get the call.
- l'll be waiting.

424
00:26:26,615 --> 00:26:28,572
Doctor, may l have one
of your photographs?

425
00:26:28,742 --> 00:26:29,940
Why, l haven't one.

426
00:26:30,118 --> 00:26:33,368
l could let you have my footprints,
but they're upstairs in my socks.

427
00:26:33,538 --> 00:26:36,207
l want to announce your association
with the sanitarium.

428
00:26:36,374 --> 00:26:38,366
We'll send your picture
to all the papers.

429
00:26:38,543 --> 00:26:40,914
- Florida papers?
- Yes. lt'd be wonderful publicity.

430
00:26:41,086 --> 00:26:44,953
Publicity? We mustn't have any of that.
You know, the ethics of my profession.

431
00:26:45,132 --> 00:26:47,420
But we have to get new patients.

432
00:26:47,592 --> 00:26:51,043
Well, after all, the old patients
were good enough for your father.

433
00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:53,509
Besides, who wants to see my picture?

434
00:26:53,681 --> 00:26:58,141
l'm not a famous man. l'm just a simple
country doctor with horse sense.

435
00:26:58,310 --> 00:26:59,721
Oh, you're too modest.

436
00:26:59,895 --> 00:27:02,136
- We'll forget about the pictures.
- That's better.

437
00:27:02,314 --> 00:27:05,065
And, doctor, remember,
l'm counting on you.

438
00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:08,399
The success of the sanitarium
is in your hands.

439
00:27:10,738 --> 00:27:14,735
Look, Miss Standish, suppose...
Suppose l were to tell you...

440
00:27:14,908 --> 00:27:16,817
that l'm not the doctor
you think l am.

441
00:27:16,993 --> 00:27:19,116
Well, you're the only one
that can help me.

442
00:27:19,287 --> 00:27:21,244
And do be nice to Mrs. Upjohn,
won't you?

443
00:27:21,414 --> 00:27:26,787
Well, she's not exactly my type,
but for you, l'd make love to a crocodile.

444
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,585
Silly.

445
00:27:30,588 --> 00:27:34,633
Have the florist send roses to Mrs. Upjohn.
Write "Emily, l love you" on the bill.

446
00:27:34,801 --> 00:27:37,172
Just a moment, Dr. Hackenbush.

447
00:27:38,679 --> 00:27:40,256
Yes, Mr. Whitmore.

448
00:27:40,431 --> 00:27:44,013
No, l haven't been able to get that call
through to the Florida medical board.

449
00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:47,101
Well, l'm doing the best l can.
lt ought to be here any minute.

450
00:27:47,270 --> 00:27:51,137
lf that call's what l think, she can cancel
those roses and make it lilies for me.

451
00:27:54,485 --> 00:27:56,560
Get me Mr. Whitmore.

452
00:27:59,197 --> 00:28:01,652
- Hello?
- Here's your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore.

453
00:28:01,824 --> 00:28:04,113
All right. Hello?

454
00:28:04,285 --> 00:28:06,740
Florida medical board.
Good morning.

455
00:28:06,912 --> 00:28:09,699
l'd like to talk to the man
in charge of the records, please.

456
00:28:09,873 --> 00:28:12,031
Record department?
Just a moment, sugar.

457
00:28:13,918 --> 00:28:16,290
Record department.
Colonel Hawkins talking.

458
00:28:17,046 --> 00:28:20,794
Colonel Hawkins, did you get a wire
from me regarding Dr. Hackenbush?

459
00:28:21,383 --> 00:28:24,218
l'm sorry, sir, but there's a hurricane
blowing down here...

460
00:28:24,386 --> 00:28:27,055
and you'll have to talk
a little louder.

461
00:28:27,222 --> 00:28:29,713
lt certainly is the windiest day
we ever did have.

462
00:28:30,516 --> 00:28:33,137
<i>It certainly is windy!</i>

463
00:28:33,769 --> 00:28:36,639
l want to know about Dr. Hackenbush!

464
00:28:40,358 --> 00:28:42,232
- Yes?
- Whitmore, cut out that squawking.

465
00:28:42,402 --> 00:28:44,560
The patients are all complaining.

466
00:28:44,737 --> 00:28:47,857
<i>And I hope, sir, that that's
the information that you require.</i>

467
00:28:48,032 --> 00:28:51,614
l'm sorry, colonel. l didn't hear it.
l was called to the Dictograph.

468
00:28:51,785 --> 00:28:56,162
- What was that you said, sir?
- l was called to the Dictograph!

469
00:29:00,084 --> 00:29:03,583
Whitmore, one more yelp out of you,
and l'll have you bounced out of here.

470
00:29:03,754 --> 00:29:06,589
<i>And I trust, sir, that that answers
your question.</i>

471
00:29:06,757 --> 00:29:09,923
l'm terribly sorry, colonel.
l didn't hear you.

472
00:29:10,093 --> 00:29:12,500
l can't hear you. You'll have to talk
a bit louder.

473
00:29:12,679 --> 00:29:17,007
l want to find out something
about Hackenbush!

474
00:29:19,685 --> 00:29:22,010
- Well, what is it now?
- That's the last time...

475
00:29:22,187 --> 00:29:24,263
l'm gonna warn you
about that yowling.

476
00:29:24,689 --> 00:29:27,262
<i>And in conclusion,
let me say...</i>

477
00:29:27,442 --> 00:29:30,526
l'm sorry, colonel. What was
that you said about Hackenbush?

478
00:29:30,694 --> 00:29:35,023
Hacken... You mean, Dr. Hackenbush?
Oh, no. He's not here.

479
00:29:35,198 --> 00:29:37,654
l know he's not there. He's here!

480
00:29:37,826 --> 00:29:40,613
Then what are you
bothering me for, Yankee?

481
00:29:40,787 --> 00:29:43,787
But l want to know something
about his Florida record.

482
00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:45,783
Here's your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore.

483
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,701
Operator, will you get off the line?!

484
00:29:47,876 --> 00:29:50,628
<i>- Hello? Hello, colonel.
- Yes?</i>

485
00:29:50,796 --> 00:29:54,793
Are you sure you're speaking
of Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush?

486
00:29:54,966 --> 00:29:57,291
- Who?
- Hugo Z. Hackenbush!

487
00:29:57,969 --> 00:29:59,166
Who's calling him?

488
00:30:00,888 --> 00:30:04,802
- The Standish Sanitarium.
- Yeah, that's where he works.

489
00:30:04,975 --> 00:30:07,679
Say, l understand he's doing
a mighty fine job up there.

490
00:30:07,852 --> 00:30:09,346
l...

491
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,808
l want to get some information
regarding his qualifications for the job.

492
00:30:14,984 --> 00:30:17,521
- What job?
- As head of the sanitarium!

493
00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:19,568
- Who?
- Hackenbush!

494
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:28,158
- Whitmore, are you calling me?
- No, you sap!

495
00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:33,242
- Hello.
- Yes, now, what was that name?

496
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:35,826
Hackenbush. Hackenbush!

497
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:41,541
Well, as soon as he comes in,
l'll have him get in touch with you.

498
00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:51,336
Hey, you see that sourpuss?

499
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,638
That's Whitmore,
the man you gotta watch.

500
00:30:53,809 --> 00:30:55,849
You see, he's no good.
He's in with Morgan...

501
00:30:56,020 --> 00:31:00,147
and l think they're trying to get
the sanitarium away from Miss Judy.

502
00:31:03,151 --> 00:31:04,645
Hey, hey! No, no, no.

503
00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:07,310
You no gonna fight him.
You gonna watch him.

504
00:31:07,488 --> 00:31:09,564
You gotta watch him like a hawk.

505
00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:13,239
That's it. Not so fast.
No, not so fast.

506
00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:15,699
First, l gotta get you
in here as a patient...

507
00:31:15,871 --> 00:31:18,029
or else Whitmore's going
to get wise to you.

508
00:31:18,206 --> 00:31:21,041
Come on, l take you to the doctor.

509
00:31:21,209 --> 00:31:25,288
Stuffy! Stuffy! Hey, come here.
Hey, he won't hurt you.

510
00:31:25,462 --> 00:31:28,878
No, no, come here.
This fella's a nice doctor.

511
00:31:29,049 --> 00:31:32,631
You're hungry, eh?
You want some ice cream?

512
00:31:32,802 --> 00:31:35,554
You want a nice, big steak?
With spinach?

513
00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:38,342
All right, all right.
No spinach. No spinach.

514
00:31:38,516 --> 00:31:42,014
Apple pie? And beautiful nurses?

515
00:31:42,185 --> 00:31:44,937
Oh, baby, come on.
You're gonna get a nurse.

516
00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:47,227
Oh, my, you're gonna get plenty.

517
00:31:47,565 --> 00:31:49,558
- Have you seen Dr. Hackenbush?
- No, doctor.

518
00:31:49,734 --> 00:31:51,311
Go find him.
Mrs. Upjohn wants him.

519
00:31:51,485 --> 00:31:55,732
- What's the matter with Mrs. Upjohn?
- Nothing, in its most violent form.

520
00:32:00,869 --> 00:32:03,573
- Pick me up at 5.
- Yes, sir.

521
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:10,912
- May l have an okay on this, please?
- l'm too busy right now.

522
00:32:11,086 --> 00:32:14,003
l'll put the O on now
and come back later for the K.

523
00:32:14,172 --> 00:32:16,046
- Dr. Hackenbush.
- A little later.

524
00:32:16,215 --> 00:32:18,089
- Get me the Turkish bath.
- Yes, sir.

525
00:32:18,259 --> 00:32:20,584
Dr. Hackenbush, Mrs. Upjohn
is complaining again...

526
00:32:20,761 --> 00:32:22,919
and these x-rays show
nothing wrong with her.

527
00:32:23,097 --> 00:32:26,512
ls that so? Who are you gonna believe,
me or those crooked x-rays?

528
00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:29,138
Doctor, the Turkish bath.

529
00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:33,771
Hello? Gus, will you look in the steam
room and see if my frankfurters are done?

530
00:32:35,107 --> 00:32:38,108
That will be all.
l have some important research.

531
00:32:38,277 --> 00:32:39,936
Now...

532
00:32:56,001 --> 00:32:57,958
Excuse me.

533
00:32:58,503 --> 00:33:00,910
Oh, so you're the doctor.

534
00:33:01,088 --> 00:33:03,626
Yeah, remember me?
l used to be in the book business.

535
00:33:03,799 --> 00:33:05,377
Hey, forget about that, doc.

536
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:08,421
- l got some good news for you.
- Yeah? What are the odds?

537
00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:11,086
No, no, it's no horse.
l got a patient for you.

538
00:33:11,264 --> 00:33:13,340
Oh, a patient? Oh, fine.
What size?

539
00:33:14,308 --> 00:33:16,799
- You didn't get him here any too soon.
- Hey, Stuffy!

540
00:33:16,977 --> 00:33:19,848
Sit down here till l snatch you
from the jaws of death.

541
00:33:20,022 --> 00:33:23,805
- Just sit quietly.
- Sit down.

542
00:33:34,409 --> 00:33:37,114
Either he's dead,
or my watch has stopped.

543
00:33:37,829 --> 00:33:39,656
He's a good doctor.

544
00:33:39,831 --> 00:33:41,989
Knows his business.

545
00:33:48,547 --> 00:33:49,578
Singing doctor.

546
00:33:49,756 --> 00:33:52,377
Here you are. Oh, come on.
This isn't gonna hurt.

547
00:33:52,550 --> 00:33:56,168
- Come on, everybody gets that.
- Open up those pearly gates.

548
00:33:56,345 --> 00:33:59,015
Flip this under your flapper. Attaboy.

549
00:33:59,181 --> 00:34:02,680
- Didn't hurt, did it, huh?
- He's pretty sick, eh, doc?

550
00:34:11,943 --> 00:34:15,192
Well, that temperature
certainly went down fast.

551
00:34:16,697 --> 00:34:20,315
Hey, don't drink that poison!
That's $4 an ounce.

552
00:34:20,617 --> 00:34:23,534
We better put him to bed.
He looks awfully sick today.

553
00:34:23,703 --> 00:34:25,197
Better get him a nurse too.

554
00:34:25,371 --> 00:34:28,076
lf he thinks that, he'll go to bed.

555
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:33,831
- Come on.
- There, now. Take it easy, will you?

556
00:34:34,004 --> 00:34:36,210
He's been a doctor for years,
this fella.

557
00:34:36,381 --> 00:34:39,796
l've been a doctor longer than you've been
a patient, l'll tell you that.

558
00:34:39,967 --> 00:34:42,375
Come on. Why do you do like that?

559
00:34:42,553 --> 00:34:45,304
What do you think,
he's gonna play with you?

560
00:34:49,059 --> 00:34:52,225
No, don't look at me.
Let me look at you, huh?

561
00:34:54,855 --> 00:34:56,136
No.

562
00:34:56,315 --> 00:34:59,066
Don't look at me.
What do you think l am, a peepshow?

563
00:34:59,234 --> 00:35:01,357
Get away there, will you?

564
00:35:03,655 --> 00:35:06,276
lt's rather a strange-looking sight.

565
00:35:06,449 --> 00:35:10,398
- Yeah, it's serious, huh, doc?
- l haven't seen anything like this in years.

566
00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:13,946
The last time l saw a head like that
was in a bottle of formaldehyde.

567
00:35:14,122 --> 00:35:17,491
- l told you he was sick.
- That's all pure desiccation along there.

568
00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:22,378
He's got about a 1 5-percent metabolism
with an overactive thyroid...

569
00:35:22,547 --> 00:35:25,333
and a glandular affectation
of about 3 percent.

570
00:35:25,507 --> 00:35:29,172
- That's bad, huh?
- With a 1 -percent mentality.

571
00:35:29,511 --> 00:35:33,923
He's what we designate
as the crummy, moronic type.

572
00:35:35,808 --> 00:35:39,888
This is the most gruesome-looking
piece of blubber l've ever peered at.

573
00:35:40,062 --> 00:35:42,220
Hey, doc! Hey, doc.

574
00:35:42,397 --> 00:35:46,264
You got the looking glass turned around.
You're looking at yourself.

575
00:35:47,152 --> 00:35:49,061
l knew it all the time.

576
00:35:49,237 --> 00:35:51,941
That was a good joke on all of us,
wasn't it?

577
00:35:53,866 --> 00:35:56,535
Let's do it again sometime, huh?

578
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,995
Say, "Ah."

579
00:36:01,164 --> 00:36:02,955
Louder.

580
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,785
Louder!

581
00:36:06,627 --> 00:36:09,960
- Hey, doc, where you going?
- l'm going to the ear doctor. l'm deaf.

582
00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,835
Come on back. lt's not you. lt's him.

583
00:36:13,008 --> 00:36:16,127
Sometimes, l'm not sure
who's getting the examination here.

584
00:36:17,595 --> 00:36:19,718
Take it easy, now, huh?

585
00:36:29,606 --> 00:36:32,143
Say, am l stewed,
or did a grapefruit just fly past?

586
00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:34,309
l don't see nothing.

587
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,033
lf that's his Adam's apple,
he's got yellow fever.

588
00:36:48,205 --> 00:36:50,661
- He's got ingrown balloons.
- He has, huh?

589
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:53,205
Well, we'll soon find out.

590
00:36:58,798 --> 00:37:01,918
- Hold that till l get a rock.
- He's got a blister on his tongue.

591
00:37:02,093 --> 00:37:04,085
- ls that what it is?
- l think he's a Ubangi.

592
00:37:04,261 --> 00:37:07,428
Well, l'll get the hammer
and "Ubangi" that right off.

593
00:37:07,598 --> 00:37:11,642
l had a case like that once in D�sseldorf
many years ago, and...

594
00:37:11,810 --> 00:37:14,561
Say, it's grown considerably,
hasn't it, huh?

595
00:37:14,729 --> 00:37:18,560
- What's that hairy fungus all over it?
- Some fungus, eh, doc?

596
00:37:18,732 --> 00:37:21,057
Not a great deal, no.

597
00:37:21,235 --> 00:37:24,188
- Well...
- You're making a mistake. That's his head.

598
00:37:24,362 --> 00:37:27,233
lf that's his head,
he's making a mistake, not me.

599
00:37:29,909 --> 00:37:32,779
l can't do anything for him.
That's a case for Frank Buck.

600
00:37:34,038 --> 00:37:36,244
Put him in the room
till Frank Buck gets here.

601
00:37:36,415 --> 00:37:39,748
Fine. Shall we say a 50-buck room,
or would you prefer something better?

602
00:37:39,918 --> 00:37:41,994
- We'll take something better.
- That's nice.

603
00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:46,712
- But we'll talk about the money tomorrow.
- Oh, no. Money on the line, or out you go.

604
00:37:49,718 --> 00:37:52,719
"To Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush,
for saving my horse."

605
00:37:52,888 --> 00:37:56,007
- Come here with that watch.
- You, a horse doctor?

606
00:37:56,182 --> 00:37:58,554
- A little easy with that talk.
- A horse doctor.

607
00:37:58,726 --> 00:38:01,892
- Don't mention that word around here.
- Hey, that's terrible.

608
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,268
l'm gonna tell Miss Judy quick.

609
00:38:04,439 --> 00:38:06,348
No. That's no good.

610
00:38:06,525 --> 00:38:10,107
Miss Judy, she's depending on you.
A horse doctor.

611
00:38:10,278 --> 00:38:14,227
Now, listen, boys, l admit it.
You've caught me with my coat down.

612
00:38:14,407 --> 00:38:18,238
- Well, it's been nice knowing you.
- Oh, no, you don't. Oh, no.

613
00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:20,983
Let's get together.
l'm open to any kind of proposition.

614
00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:23,321
All right, you stick on this job.

615
00:38:23,498 --> 00:38:27,412
You make Mrs. Upjohn happy,
or we're gonna have you thrown in jail.

616
00:38:27,585 --> 00:38:29,873
Well, that doesn't leave me
much choice, does it?

617
00:38:30,462 --> 00:38:32,668
Nobody must know
you're a horse doctor.

618
00:38:34,549 --> 00:38:37,752
You make one false move,
and we fix you good.

619
00:38:39,929 --> 00:38:42,764
l hate to admit it,
but l haven't got a leg to stand on.

620
00:38:42,932 --> 00:38:44,342
Now, let's...
Hey, wait a minute!

621
00:38:44,516 --> 00:38:46,425
- Bring that over here.
- There it goes.

622
00:38:46,602 --> 00:38:49,804
- No, whip it around the other way.
- You keep quiet.

623
00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:52,102
- We know what we're doing.
- Okay.

624
00:38:52,273 --> 00:38:54,764
Say, l thought l wasn't
gonna be able to walk again.

625
00:38:54,942 --> 00:38:56,436
- l got it too.
- lt's fine now.

626
00:38:56,610 --> 00:38:59,528
Stuffy, l got it. Come on.

627
00:39:10,498 --> 00:39:12,157
1:44. That's bad.

628
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:14,954
You think that's bad?
l know something worse than that.

629
00:39:15,127 --> 00:39:16,953
- Did Stuffy tell you?
- Tell me what?

630
00:39:17,129 --> 00:39:19,251
- Hackenapuss, he's a horse doctor.
- What?

631
00:39:19,422 --> 00:39:23,799
- Sure. Here, ask Stuffy.
- A horse doctor?

632
00:39:24,802 --> 00:39:28,633
- Does anyone else know about this?
- Only Hackenapuss, and he won't talk.

633
00:39:28,805 --> 00:39:30,597
lt's bound to get out sooner or later.

634
00:39:30,766 --> 00:39:33,600
There must be something
we can do to help Judy.

635
00:39:33,768 --> 00:39:38,975
Yes. Hi Hat, you gotta win the race
and make us plenty of money.

636
00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:42,774
Stuffy's right.
Hi Hat's too hungry to run.

637
00:39:42,943 --> 00:39:46,358
l'm gonna get paid extra for singing
at the water carnival tonight.

638
00:39:46,529 --> 00:39:49,447
That's fine. You sing,
l sell some more books...

639
00:39:49,616 --> 00:39:51,691
and Stuffy, he's gonna
put Hi Hat to bed.

640
00:39:51,868 --> 00:39:53,824
l've gotta go to rehearsal.
See you later.

641
00:39:53,994 --> 00:39:55,868
- All right. Good luck.
- Hey, you!

642
00:39:56,038 --> 00:39:57,283
Hello, sheriff.

643
00:39:57,456 --> 00:40:01,120
l told you not to take this horse out
till l got the rest of my dough.

644
00:40:01,292 --> 00:40:03,617
We didn't take him out.
He walked out, we followed.

645
00:40:03,795 --> 00:40:05,752
l warned you.
Now l'm taking the nag.

646
00:40:05,922 --> 00:40:11,046
Hey, you can't take that horse. How will
we win money to pay the feed bill?

647
00:40:11,218 --> 00:40:15,678
That don't mean a thing to me. l'm gonna
put him where nobody will take him out.

648
00:41:39,421 --> 00:41:41,793
He couldn't get you,
so he took six other girls.

649
00:47:44,785 --> 00:47:46,991
lsn't it beautiful?

650
00:47:47,162 --> 00:47:49,831
lt's the prettiest number
l've ever seen.

651
00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:56,331
Oh, Hugo, it's so impress...

652
00:47:57,421 --> 00:47:58,963
Now what?

653
00:47:59,131 --> 00:48:01,918
The idea!

654
00:48:03,259 --> 00:48:05,003
Oh, now, Judy, wait a minute.

655
00:48:05,178 --> 00:48:07,668
l want to talk to you.
You can't depend on Hackenbush.

656
00:48:07,847 --> 00:48:11,891
Mrs. Upjohn is perfectly satisfied with
Dr. Hackenbush, and that's what matters.

657
00:48:12,059 --> 00:48:14,596
ln fact, she may take over
the notes tomorrow.

658
00:48:15,854 --> 00:48:18,427
l guess everything's all right.
Nothing to worry about?

659
00:48:18,606 --> 00:48:21,275
No, not a thing,
except that horse of yours.

660
00:48:21,442 --> 00:48:23,684
Wait. That horse is all right.
He's in the pink.

661
00:48:23,861 --> 00:48:26,861
Why, today he ran the mile in 1:36.
That horse is going places.

662
00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:29,948
Oh, that's wonderful.
l wish you luck.

663
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,987
- Thanks. l'm sorry l bothered you.
- lt's all right.

664
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:37,779
Now, Judy, l'm the biggest liar
in seven states.

665
00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:40,032
He isn't all right,
he isn't in the pink...

666
00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:42,497
and it was 1:44 instead of 1:36...

667
00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:45,586
and the only place he'll go
is where the sheriff takes him.

668
00:48:45,755 --> 00:48:48,709
You can't possibly mean Hi Hat.

669
00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:51,416
Well, there's only one horse
in my stable.

670
00:48:51,594 --> 00:48:53,420
Come on, let me have the rest of it.

671
00:48:54,179 --> 00:48:56,219
The only thing l'm going
to say is this, Gil:

672
00:48:56,390 --> 00:49:00,090
Don't ever let a horse
come between us again.

673
00:49:01,853 --> 00:49:03,228
She loves him.

674
00:49:03,396 --> 00:49:05,721
Everything is going to be
all right now.

675
00:49:18,367 --> 00:49:20,775
Change your partners.

676
00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:48,178
- Hugo, l am surprised at you.
- Oh, you didn't know l could rumba?

677
00:49:54,649 --> 00:49:56,938
Change your partners.

678
00:50:21,214 --> 00:50:23,254
How would you like me
to dance away from you?

679
00:50:23,425 --> 00:50:26,425
l'd be satisfied if you'd dance
off my feet.

680
00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:08,295
l'm disappointed. To think of your dancing
with that strange woman.

681
00:51:08,464 --> 00:51:11,714
Well, don't think of it.
Think of me dancing with you.

682
00:51:17,097 --> 00:51:18,639
l'm crazy about you.

683
00:51:19,474 --> 00:51:22,344
Nothing will ever
come between us again.

684
00:51:23,770 --> 00:51:25,762
You don't know
how lonely l get at night...

685
00:51:25,938 --> 00:51:28,429
in my little room at the sanitarium.

686
00:51:28,607 --> 00:51:30,066
Room 41 2.

687
00:51:30,234 --> 00:51:33,483
Perhaps l could come in
and say good night to you.

688
00:51:33,653 --> 00:51:37,485
Yes. We could have a midnight snack,
nice little steak between us.

689
00:51:37,907 --> 00:51:39,946
Why, Hugo!

690
00:51:40,117 --> 00:51:43,320
You'd stay up until midnight.
That's how you follow doctor's orders.

691
00:51:43,495 --> 00:51:47,078
You know you're supposed to be in bed
by 1 0:00. 1 2:00. 1 0:00.

692
00:52:01,428 --> 00:52:03,800
Listen, we mustn't have
any disturbance here tonight.

693
00:52:05,431 --> 00:52:07,803
All right. l can wait.

694
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:52,866
Well, it's in the bag. l have a date
with him in his room at 1 2.

695
00:58:53,041 --> 00:58:56,326
Nice going. See that you stay there
till l break in with Mrs. Upjohn.

696
00:58:56,502 --> 00:58:58,958
l want Hackenbush fired
out of the sanitarium tonight.

697
00:58:59,130 --> 00:59:01,252
Don't worry.
When you knock on the door...

698
00:59:01,423 --> 00:59:05,337
l'll have that moth-eaten Romeo
playing the balcony scene.

699
00:59:19,815 --> 00:59:22,519
l got you. l got you. l...

700
00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:25,099
You're spoiling my game.
What's the matter?

701
00:59:25,278 --> 00:59:26,986
What's the matter?

702
00:59:27,154 --> 00:59:29,063
Buffalo Bill?

703
00:59:30,032 --> 00:59:32,701
Buffalo Bill goes ice-skating?

704
00:59:38,373 --> 00:59:39,618
Oh, Hackenbush!

705
00:59:39,957 --> 00:59:42,448
Oh, what's the matter with him?

706
00:59:42,626 --> 00:59:44,619
Dr. Hackenbush.

707
00:59:44,795 --> 00:59:46,871
He's got a snake?

708
00:59:48,090 --> 00:59:49,418
No.

709
00:59:49,591 --> 00:59:51,749
He's got apple dumpling?

710
00:59:52,468 --> 00:59:53,879
Dr. Hackenbush...

711
00:59:54,053 --> 00:59:56,211
he's got apple dumpling.

712
00:59:56,722 --> 00:59:58,097
No apple dumpling.

713
00:59:58,265 --> 01:00:00,471
No, it's no apple dumpling. No.

714
01:00:00,642 --> 01:00:01,887
No.

715
01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:05,014
Oh, it's a woman! A woman.
Oh, l get it.

716
01:00:05,188 --> 01:00:08,438
Oh, there's a woman.
Yeah. Smart, eh?

717
01:00:09,275 --> 01:00:11,232
Dr. Hackenbush...

718
01:00:11,402 --> 01:00:13,359
there's a woman...

719
01:00:14,113 --> 01:00:15,904
she got a wooden leg?

720
01:00:16,073 --> 01:00:17,271
No?

721
01:00:17,449 --> 01:00:19,358
She got a woodpecker?

722
01:00:19,534 --> 01:00:21,325
She got a headache?

723
01:00:23,079 --> 01:00:24,489
Dr. Hackenbush...

724
01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:26,158
there's a woman...

725
01:00:26,332 --> 01:00:28,324
she knock on the door!

726
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,493
She knock on the door!
All right. All right.

727
01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:34,998
Dr. Hackenbush, there's a woman,
she knock on the door...

728
01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:43,632
You're crazy!
You make me sick.

729
01:00:43,805 --> 01:00:45,549
What's the matter now?

730
01:00:48,143 --> 01:00:49,706
Oh, she's going to frame him!

731
01:00:49,915 --> 01:00:53,251
Oh, come on. Hurry up. Hurry up.

732
01:01:22,131 --> 01:01:25,467
- Who is it?
- lt's Miss Marlowe.

733
01:01:25,571 --> 01:01:27,761
Just a moment, fruitcake.

734
01:01:47,466 --> 01:01:49,238
Yes?

735
01:01:49,551 --> 01:01:51,323
Oh, doctor.

736
01:01:51,532 --> 01:01:53,826
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

737
01:01:54,451 --> 01:01:56,432
- Do you like gardenias?
- l adore them.

738
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,247
- How did you know?
- l didn't, so l got you forget-me-nots.

739
01:02:00,602 --> 01:02:03,209
One whiff of this,
and you'll forget everything.

740
01:02:04,564 --> 01:02:06,024
Won't you sit down?

741
01:02:11,445 --> 01:02:13,113
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

742
01:02:13,322 --> 01:02:14,886
Oh, do you mind?

743
01:02:14,990 --> 01:02:17,805
Not at all. l always take the wrap.

744
01:02:18,639 --> 01:02:20,933
You are such a charming host.

745
01:02:21,141 --> 01:02:22,914
The Hackenbushes, we're all like that.

746
01:02:23,122 --> 01:02:25,312
- How about a short beer?
- Nothing, thank you.

747
01:02:25,416 --> 01:02:27,084
Thank you.

748
01:02:29,169 --> 01:02:33,235
Miss Marlowe, l've dreamed
of this moment ever since l met you.

749
01:02:33,444 --> 01:02:35,633
For days, l've been trying to see you...

750
01:02:35,842 --> 01:02:38,344
and l still don't seem
to be able to make the grade.

751
01:02:38,552 --> 01:02:42,306
A quiet evening alone with you.
What more could anyone ask?

752
01:02:42,827 --> 01:02:44,912
Say, did you sneak out of here?

753
01:02:45,017 --> 01:02:47,206
Oh, there you are.

754
01:02:48,353 --> 01:02:50,959
lsn't this too, too devastating?

755
01:02:51,481 --> 01:02:53,878
You mind carving?
l can't reach the steak from here.

756
01:02:54,087 --> 01:02:55,755
Me?

757
01:02:55,859 --> 01:02:57,528
Yes?

758
01:02:57,945 --> 01:03:00,551
Hey, doc. Hey, doc, can you see us?

759
01:03:00,864 --> 01:03:03,366
lf l can't, there's something wrong
with my glasses.

760
01:03:04,513 --> 01:03:06,285
You mean, her? She's the one?

761
01:03:06,494 --> 01:03:07,641
We fix her.

762
01:03:10,247 --> 01:03:12,645
Oh, baby, you look good to me!

763
01:03:12,854 --> 01:03:14,105
Oh, stop it!

764
01:03:14,209 --> 01:03:17,128
Wait a minute.
l thought you came here to see me.

765
01:03:17,337 --> 01:03:19,630
Well, l can see you from here.

766
01:03:20,256 --> 01:03:21,507
Get up, you...

767
01:03:21,611 --> 01:03:23,071
You know my friend.

768
01:03:29,118 --> 01:03:31,307
Oh, no. Not for me,
three men on a horse.

769
01:03:31,829 --> 01:03:34,435
What is the meaning of this?

770
01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:36,207
Why, you little pest.

771
01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:39,335
What's the matter with you mugs?
Haven't you got any gallantry?

772
01:03:39,544 --> 01:03:41,733
She's with Whitmore.
She's trying to frame you.

773
01:03:41,942 --> 01:03:44,757
Wouldn't mind framing her.
A prettier picture l've never seen.

774
01:03:44,861 --> 01:03:46,112
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

775
01:03:46,321 --> 01:03:49,448
Hey, doc. Doc, l'm telling you a secret!
She's out to get you!

776
01:03:49,657 --> 01:03:52,055
Why, l've never been so insulted
in my life.

777
01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:54,453
Well, it's early yet.

778
01:03:54,661 --> 01:03:57,372
l'm leaving. l'm not going to stay here
with these men.

779
01:03:57,581 --> 01:04:00,604
You're not leaving. They're leaving.
l want you fellas to get out.

780
01:04:00,813 --> 01:04:03,210
- Oh, my cape!
- Come back here with my woman.

781
01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:06,443
You fellas are busting up
a beautiful romance.

782
01:04:06,651 --> 01:04:08,528
Get her out.
She's going to make trouble.

783
01:04:08,632 --> 01:04:12,281
You're wrong. This is my aunt. She's
come to talk over some family matters.

784
01:04:12,385 --> 01:04:14,158
l wish l had an aunt look like that.

785
01:04:14,262 --> 01:04:16,139
Well, take it up with your uncle.

786
01:04:16,243 --> 01:04:18,849
Hey, doc. Doc, you're playing with fire.

787
01:04:18,954 --> 01:04:21,769
- You didn't mind getting scorched.
- l got fire insurance.

788
01:04:21,977 --> 01:04:23,437
Well, you better get accident.

789
01:04:23,645 --> 01:04:25,835
Scram. Blow.

790
01:04:32,090 --> 01:04:35,426
How do you like those cheap chiselers
horning in on us?

791
01:04:38,763 --> 01:04:40,431
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

792
01:04:46,791 --> 01:04:49,397
- How about a little Scotch?
- Why, l'd love it.

793
01:04:49,501 --> 01:04:51,482
Oh, l'll ring for some.

794
01:04:51,587 --> 01:04:54,506
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

795
01:04:56,278 --> 01:04:59,302
Will you have the bellhop
hop up with some hop Scotch?

796
01:05:00,448 --> 01:05:02,221
l'll flip you to see who pays for it.

797
01:05:02,429 --> 01:05:04,932
Oh, doctor.

798
01:05:12,855 --> 01:05:14,419
l'm O'Reilly, the house detective.

799
01:05:14,523 --> 01:05:17,338
Don't talk so loud.
Your mustache will drop off.

800
01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:19,319
Have you got a woman in here?

801
01:05:19,424 --> 01:05:22,030
lf l haven't, l've wasted 30 minutes
of valuable time.

802
01:05:22,134 --> 01:05:25,158
You better get her out.
This is the last time l'll tell you.

803
01:05:25,366 --> 01:05:27,034
The last time? Can l depend on that?

804
01:05:27,139 --> 01:05:30,579
Yes, because this time,
l'm going to stay all night.

805
01:05:36,313 --> 01:05:38,920
- This looks like a tough case.
- So does this.

806
01:05:39,128 --> 01:05:41,839
l think l'll call me assistant.

807
01:05:55,601 --> 01:05:58,625
lf you're looking for my fingerprints,
you're a little early.

808
01:06:09,780 --> 01:06:12,178
When you're through
with that steak, chew him.

809
01:06:17,079 --> 01:06:19,581
Pull in your ears.
You're coming to a tunnel.

810
01:06:20,311 --> 01:06:24,377
Get along, little doggies.
Get along, little doggies.

811
01:06:25,419 --> 01:06:26,879
lt's been a nice, quiet dinner.

812
01:06:27,087 --> 01:06:30,111
How do you know?
You haven't had any yet. Shall we?

813
01:06:33,343 --> 01:06:35,220
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

814
01:06:38,764 --> 01:06:40,537
Tomato soup?

815
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:47,418
Have you got a can opener?

816
01:06:47,522 --> 01:06:49,399
Oh, here it is.

817
01:06:50,754 --> 01:06:52,422
Oh, l'm really not hungry.

818
01:06:52,631 --> 01:06:54,195
Couldn't we just sit over here?

819
01:06:54,403 --> 01:06:57,844
l want to be near you.
l want you to hold me.

820
01:06:57,948 --> 01:07:00,033
Oh, hold me closer.

821
01:07:00,242 --> 01:07:03,265
Closer. Closer.

822
01:07:03,474 --> 01:07:06,184
lf l hold you any closer,
l'll be in back of you.

823
01:07:07,018 --> 01:07:09,625
You're so comforting.

824
01:07:09,729 --> 01:07:11,502
The Hackenbushes, we're all like that.

825
01:07:11,710 --> 01:07:14,108
Shall we sit down and bat it around?

826
01:07:22,553 --> 01:07:25,577
You're a little near-seated...
A little nearsighted, aren't you?

827
01:07:27,349 --> 01:07:31,415
Oh, no. There's nobody else going
to get in. l bolted the door.

828
01:07:35,898 --> 01:07:37,879
Say, fun is fun.

829
01:07:41,632 --> 01:07:43,718
We come to hang the paper.

830
01:07:43,822 --> 01:07:46,428
How about hanging yourself instead?

831
01:07:49,035 --> 01:07:52,267
- Well, l'm going to stay right here.
- Thank you.

832
01:07:52,475 --> 01:07:57,167
That's right. You work that side, l work
this side, and we meet on the ceiling.

833
01:07:57,375 --> 01:08:00,190
You'll wind up on the gallows
is my prediction.

834
01:08:02,797 --> 01:08:05,299
l must be a citizen.
l just got my second papers.

835
01:08:10,199 --> 01:08:13,327
Looks like a wet track tomorrow, Stuffy.

836
01:08:15,308 --> 01:08:19,895
- l think Stuffy's is the one with water.
- l'll see that he's dismissed immediately.

837
01:08:23,023 --> 01:08:25,108
What's going on?

838
01:08:26,359 --> 01:08:28,862
Good gracious!

839
01:08:30,530 --> 01:08:33,657
You're mistaken. There's no woman here.

840
01:08:33,866 --> 01:08:36,055
- What are they...?
- No?

841
01:08:40,017 --> 01:08:41,581
Hugo!

842
01:08:41,790 --> 01:08:43,145
What are you doing?

843
01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:46,377
l'm having the place done over.
lt'll make a lovely honeymoon suite.

844
01:08:49,505 --> 01:08:51,173
- Good...
- You better go, dear.

845
01:08:51,277 --> 01:08:53,675
- We're tearing up the floor next.
- Oh, my.

846
01:08:53,884 --> 01:08:56,907
Come, Mr. Whitmore.
l've a few words to say to you.

847
01:09:01,494 --> 01:09:04,309
Boys, you were wonderful.
You saved my life.

848
01:09:06,395 --> 01:09:10,461
l'll get even. You... You dirty, low-down,
cheap, double-crossing snake.

849
01:09:10,669 --> 01:09:12,337
Thank you.

850
01:09:20,053 --> 01:09:23,493
Hugo, speak to me.

851
01:09:24,536 --> 01:09:27,038
l said l was sorry about last night.

852
01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:30,374
l never should have mistrusted you.

853
01:09:31,104 --> 01:09:34,649
lsn't there anything l can do
to make you forgive me?

854
01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:37,672
You could take over the notes
from Miss Standish.

855
01:09:38,194 --> 01:09:39,862
Then would you forgive me?

856
01:09:40,070 --> 01:09:41,947
Well, it would help.

857
01:09:43,302 --> 01:09:46,013
Emily, l can't hide it any longer.
l love you.

858
01:09:46,221 --> 01:09:47,994
Oh, Hugo.

859
01:09:48,098 --> 01:09:50,913
lt's the old, old story, boy meets girl.

860
01:09:51,017 --> 01:09:52,790
<i>Romeo and Juliet.</i>

861
01:09:52,998 --> 01:09:54,771
Minneapolis and St. Paul.

862
01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:56,856
Mrs. Upjohn.

863
01:09:57,377 --> 01:09:59,358
Judy has the papers ready
for you to sign.

864
01:09:59,462 --> 01:10:01,443
Later, later. Can't you see we're busy?

865
01:10:01,652 --> 01:10:03,737
lt's all right.
l'll remember where l left off.

866
01:10:03,945 --> 01:10:06,760
Must they do that now?

867
01:10:07,594 --> 01:10:09,367
Mrs. Upjohn, just a moment, please.

868
01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:12,807
Mrs. Upjohn, may l present
Dr. Leopold X. Steinberg of Vienna?

869
01:10:12,912 --> 01:10:16,144
And this is Dr. Hackenbush.

870
01:10:16,248 --> 01:10:19,897
Doctor. l have a few questions
l would like to ask you.

871
01:10:20,001 --> 01:10:21,982
l've got a question l'd like to ask you.

872
01:10:22,086 --> 01:10:25,527
Steinberg, what do you do
with your old razorblades?

873
01:10:26,048 --> 01:10:28,968
l've been telling Dr. Steinberg
about your unusual case.

874
01:10:29,176 --> 01:10:34,076
Yes, and l would like to know what
is this ailment, double blood pressure?

875
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,455
Dr. Hackenbush tells me
l'm the only case in history.

876
01:10:38,664 --> 01:10:44,398
l have high blood pressure on my right side
and low blood pressure on my left side.

877
01:10:44,606 --> 01:10:46,483
There is no such thing.

878
01:10:46,587 --> 01:10:48,568
She looks as healthy
as any woman l've met.

879
01:10:48,985 --> 01:10:51,175
You don't look like
you ever met a healthy woman.

880
01:10:51,383 --> 01:10:53,468
- What?
- Gentlemen, gentlemen.

881
01:10:53,573 --> 01:10:57,326
There's a very simple way to settle this.
Why not examine Mrs. Upjohn?

882
01:10:57,430 --> 01:10:59,828
- Splendid, splendid.
- Right this way, Mrs. Upjohn.

883
01:10:59,932 --> 01:11:03,894
Dr. Hackenbush will show you,
then l insist that you apologize to him.

884
01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:07,543
Come, Hugo. The idea!

885
01:11:10,150 --> 01:11:13,799
Hey, doc, where you going?
lf Steinberg examines her, we're through.

886
01:11:14,007 --> 01:11:15,675
- l'm through right now.
- You're not.

887
01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:18,803
You gotta get in there.
Do anything, but stop Steinberg. Hurry.

888
01:11:19,012 --> 01:11:22,244
l'll say. l'm hopping the next
banana boat for Central America.

889
01:11:22,452 --> 01:11:24,329
Hey, doc, where you going?

890
01:11:24,746 --> 01:11:26,831
Wait, doc. Wait.

891
01:11:29,646 --> 01:11:33,191
lt's all right with me. Go right ahead.
l'm not sleeping here tonight.

892
01:11:36,214 --> 01:11:38,404
- lt's Hi Hat.
- Nonsense. That's a horse.

893
01:11:38,612 --> 01:11:42,366
No, it's Hi Hat. We hide him in the closet
so the sheriff can't find him.

894
01:11:42,574 --> 01:11:44,659
ls that so?
He's not going to find me either...

895
01:11:44,868 --> 01:11:46,953
because l'm leaving here
right away, boys.

896
01:11:47,161 --> 01:11:48,830
Doc, doc, wait a minute, now.

897
01:11:49,038 --> 01:11:51,540
- No, l'll see you again sometime.
- No, doc, please.

898
01:11:51,749 --> 01:11:54,460
See you again, just as soon
as l get my effects.

899
01:11:54,564 --> 01:11:57,900
Old Hackenbush isn't gonna be
with you very long.

900
01:11:58,004 --> 01:12:02,488
- Doc, you can't walk out on us like this.
- l'll say l can't. l'm gonna run out.

901
01:12:03,843 --> 01:12:06,554
You can't go, doc.
lf you walk out, where will Judy be?

902
01:12:06,762 --> 01:12:09,577
She won't be in jail,
and that's where l'll be if l stay here.

903
01:12:09,681 --> 01:12:10,932
Besides, what can l do?

904
01:12:11,141 --> 01:12:14,686
- You've got to stop the examination.
- Not today l don't.

905
01:12:14,894 --> 01:12:16,562
Are you a man or a mouse?

906
01:12:16,771 --> 01:12:19,899
You put a piece of cheese down there,
and you'll find out.

907
01:12:20,733 --> 01:12:23,444
Well, it's been nice seeing you.

908
01:12:23,861 --> 01:12:26,571
Oh, no, you don't.
You leave, it's over my dead body.

909
01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:28,552
Well, that's a pleasant way to travel.

910
01:12:28,656 --> 01:12:32,305
All right. Now, look, doc.
You can't leave Miss Judy in a fix like this.

911
01:12:32,410 --> 01:12:34,391
- l know, but the sheriff...
- Doc, doc.

912
01:12:34,495 --> 01:12:38,352
lf you leave now,
Judy loses the sanitarium.

913
01:12:38,665 --> 01:12:39,916
All right. l'll stay.

914
01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:42,627
You're gonna stay?
l knew you'd do it, doc.

915
01:12:43,670 --> 01:12:45,442
Next, we will see...

916
01:12:45,546 --> 01:12:47,423
Just a moment. Take your hands off her!

917
01:12:47,527 --> 01:12:49,091
A fine doctor you are.

918
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:52,323
You're not supposed to touch a patient
without being sterilized.

919
01:12:52,532 --> 01:12:54,721
You don't see me running
an examination like that.

920
01:12:54,930 --> 01:12:56,806
No, that's true.

921
01:12:57,015 --> 01:12:58,996
And l think it would be very interesting...

922
01:12:59,204 --> 01:13:02,228
to see just how Dr. Hackenbush
does conduct an examination.

923
01:13:02,436 --> 01:13:05,668
Splendid, splendid. Show them, doctor.

924
01:13:05,773 --> 01:13:07,858
lf you insist, l'll proceed.

925
01:13:17,658 --> 01:13:21,203
ln case you've never done it,
this is known as washing your hands.

926
01:13:34,548 --> 01:13:36,946
l'd rather have it rusty than missing.

927
01:13:41,220 --> 01:13:44,452
You'll go a long ways to see
prettier drippings than those.

928
01:13:44,557 --> 01:13:48,310
Why sterilization? After all,
this is not an operation, you know?

929
01:13:48,519 --> 01:13:53,627
Not yet, but l may get hot and operate
on everybody in the joint, including you.

930
01:13:54,670 --> 01:13:56,755
Come, come, doctor. Aren't you ready?

931
01:13:57,276 --> 01:13:59,987
Now, Mrs. Upjohn,
l guess l know my business.

932
01:14:00,091 --> 01:14:02,072
Of course, that's just a guess
on my part...

933
01:14:02,281 --> 01:14:05,200
but at any rate, l know a thing
or two about cleanliness...

934
01:14:05,408 --> 01:14:08,953
and that's more than l can say
for that mountain goat standing there.

935
01:14:11,977 --> 01:14:14,479
Come, doctor. We're waiting.

936
01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:17,294
All right. lf you insist,
we'll proceed at once.

937
01:14:17,398 --> 01:14:20,317
Now, Mrs. Upjohn,
l want you to take your arms...

938
01:14:20,422 --> 01:14:23,862
and let them wave through the air
with the greatest of ease.

939
01:14:25,218 --> 01:14:26,990
Not too swiftly.

940
01:14:27,094 --> 01:14:30,222
- Like that, doctor?
- Yes, that's splendid.

941
01:14:30,431 --> 01:14:32,620
How long do you want me
to do this, doctor?

942
01:14:32,828 --> 01:14:35,331
Just until you fly away.

943
01:14:40,856 --> 01:14:43,984
l told you guys to stay down
in that room with those pigeons.

944
01:14:54,619 --> 01:14:58,685
Dr. Hackenbush, tell me,
who sent for these men?

945
01:14:58,789 --> 01:15:02,021
You don't have to send for them.
You just rub a lamp, and they appear.

946
01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:04,523
- My name is Steinberg.
- Nix. Nix. That's Steinberg.

947
01:15:04,627 --> 01:15:08,381
Dr. Steinberg, by a strange coincidence,
this is another Dr. Steinberg.

948
01:15:08,589 --> 01:15:12,343
May l introduce my colleagues
and good friends, another Dr. Steinberg?

949
01:15:12,447 --> 01:15:14,532
This is a Dr. Steinberg, Dr. Steinberg.

950
01:15:14,636 --> 01:15:16,930
Dr. Steinberg and Mrs. Steinberg.

951
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:20,370
And, doctor, l'd like you
to meet another Dr. Steinberg.

952
01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,560
And that's Steinberg Jr.

953
01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:27,043
lf Dr. Hackenbush is not going to continue
with the examination, professor...

954
01:15:27,147 --> 01:15:30,692
- ...may we have your diagnosis, please?
- With pleasure.

955
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:32,464
ln all my years of medicine...

956
01:15:32,673 --> 01:15:36,009
ln your years of medicine. You don't
know the first thing about medicine.

957
01:15:36,531 --> 01:15:38,720
And don't point that beard at me.
lt might go off.

958
01:15:38,928 --> 01:15:43,412
Dr. Steinberg, do you remember
your diagnosis?

959
01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:47,061
Certainly. To begin with,
her pulse is absolutely normal.

960
01:15:47,165 --> 01:15:49,042
- l challenge that.
- Challenge that?

961
01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:51,022
- You take her pulse.
- Pulse?

962
01:15:51,127 --> 01:15:53,420
- Take her pulse!
- l don't do any pulse work.

963
01:15:53,629 --> 01:15:55,714
l am an acute diagnostician.

964
01:15:55,923 --> 01:15:58,216
Take her pulse. Take her pulse!

965
01:15:58,842 --> 01:16:01,970
Oh, no, no, no. My purse, my purse,
my purse. He has my purse!

966
01:16:02,178 --> 01:16:04,576
You must forgive him.
He doesn't spell very well.

967
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:07,391
Oh, dear. Come, gentlemen.
Let us begin.

968
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,415
You shouldn't have done that.
Now we're all unsterilized.

969
01:16:10,623 --> 01:16:11,978
What's the matter with you?

970
01:16:20,945 --> 01:16:23,551
Well, l must say,
l've seen quicker examinations.

971
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,741
Maybe, but you'll never see
a slipperier one.

972
01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:28,556
- Are you ready to proceed?
- We'll proceed immediately.

973
01:16:28,764 --> 01:16:31,996
Doctor. And what do you expect
to do next?

974
01:16:32,205 --> 01:16:34,915
The next thing l think we should do
is wash our hands.

975
01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:37,313
- You're absolutely right.
- Oh, l've never seen...

976
01:16:42,735 --> 01:16:45,967
- Oh, what is the matter with them?
- l don't know.

977
01:16:46,175 --> 01:16:48,990
- What is this? Get away!
- Everything is going to be all right.

978
01:16:49,095 --> 01:16:51,910
Nurse, sterilization! Sterilization!

979
01:16:52,118 --> 01:16:54,829
- Are they mad? What is it?
- No, we're not mad.

980
01:16:55,037 --> 01:16:57,539
We're just terribly hurt, that's all.

981
01:16:58,478 --> 01:17:01,918
Hey, just a moment. Just put
the gown on, not the nurse, huh?

982
01:17:02,127 --> 01:17:03,691
Come here.

983
01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:08,174
- How's it a dame like that never gets sick?
- But l am sick.

984
01:17:08,382 --> 01:17:10,363
Doctor, will you pay attention to me?

985
01:17:10,572 --> 01:17:13,387
You'll have to get in line.
There's three orders ahead of you.

986
01:17:13,491 --> 01:17:16,827
That poor girl may be out there,
catching her death of cold.

987
01:17:16,932 --> 01:17:19,434
- Same nurse, sterilization.
- Doc, get away from there.

988
01:17:19,642 --> 01:17:22,666
- This is absolutely insane!
- That's what they said about Pasteur.

989
01:17:22,770 --> 01:17:26,002
This is ridiculous.
Put the patient in a horizontal position.

990
01:17:26,419 --> 01:17:29,651
- Oh, what are you gonna do now?
- Be careful. Be careful.

991
01:17:29,755 --> 01:17:32,570
l don't want to be examined anymore.
Do you hear me?

992
01:17:35,594 --> 01:17:36,845
Doctor, where are you?

993
01:17:37,054 --> 01:17:39,869
Oh, my. l want to get down.
You let me down this very moment.

994
01:17:40,077 --> 01:17:41,328
Do you hear me?

995
01:17:41,537 --> 01:17:43,518
l'll get you down.

996
01:17:43,622 --> 01:17:46,228
l'll report this to Miss Standish.
You wait and see.

997
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:49,982
What are you doing?
Get off there. Get off there!

998
01:17:53,526 --> 01:17:55,507
How do you like that, honey?

999
01:17:56,133 --> 01:17:58,531
What are you doing? Give me that.

1000
01:17:58,635 --> 01:18:02,284
Get away from me. l don't want
to have my head massaged!

1001
01:18:02,493 --> 01:18:06,454
ln all my life, l haven't seen
such an examination!

1002
01:18:07,184 --> 01:18:09,582
But there is one indisputable test.

1003
01:18:09,791 --> 01:18:10,938
- What?
- The x-ray!

1004
01:18:11,146 --> 01:18:13,857
- X-ray!
- X-ray!

1005
01:18:14,065 --> 01:18:17,819
X-ray! All about the examination!

1006
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:21,468
X-ray! All about the examination!

1007
01:18:21,676 --> 01:18:24,387
X-ray! X-ray!

1008
01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:26,472
X-ray!

1009
01:18:26,889 --> 01:18:29,391
That's enough! l will call the police!

1010
01:18:31,060 --> 01:18:34,292
l've never gone through
anything like this!

1011
01:19:05,361 --> 01:19:08,905
- l certainly messed things up for Judy.
- You messed things up?

1012
01:19:09,010 --> 01:19:12,242
l suppose old Doc Hackenbush
didn't throw a nasty monkey wrench.

1013
01:19:12,346 --> 01:19:14,431
You no throw the monkey wrench.

1014
01:19:14,535 --> 01:19:15,891
l'm the guy that did it.

1015
01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:19,018
Now, listen.
lt was nobody's fault but mine.

1016
01:19:19,540 --> 01:19:22,251
l don't want any more arguments.
lt was all my fault.

1017
01:19:22,459 --> 01:19:24,440
l think he's right. lt was his fault.

1018
01:19:24,544 --> 01:19:27,151
Oh, it was my fault, eh?
That's the thanks l get.

1019
01:19:27,255 --> 01:19:29,340
l get you the first shower
you had in years...

1020
01:19:29,444 --> 01:19:31,425
you turn on me
like a snake in the grass.

1021
01:19:31,634 --> 01:19:34,345
- Someone's coming.
- The sheriff.

1022
01:19:42,581 --> 01:19:45,917
- Judy.
- Hello, Miss Judy.

1023
01:19:46,126 --> 01:19:48,941
- Hello. Hello.
- You're the prettiest sheriff l've ever seen.

1024
01:19:49,045 --> 01:19:51,234
- Thought l was the sheriff?
- Taking no chances.

1025
01:19:51,443 --> 01:19:53,007
l just brought you these blankets.

1026
01:19:53,215 --> 01:19:56,552
l thought it might make it
a little more comfortable living out here.

1027
01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:57,907
Get up. Get up.

1028
01:19:58,115 --> 01:20:00,826
Don't worry about our comfort.
We bungled your affairs.

1029
01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:02,286
You did your best, Gil.

1030
01:20:02,390 --> 01:20:04,371
Yes, and our best was none too good.

1031
01:20:04,475 --> 01:20:07,603
Tell me, is the water still running
in the examination room?

1032
01:20:07,707 --> 01:20:10,627
After tomorrow,
l'm afraid that's Mr. Morgan's worry.

1033
01:20:10,731 --> 01:20:12,816
Morgan, he no got the sanitarium yet.

1034
01:20:13,024 --> 01:20:15,631
A lot of things can happen
before tomorrow.

1035
01:20:15,735 --> 01:20:18,133
The sanitarium doesn't matter anymore.

1036
01:20:18,342 --> 01:20:21,574
Gil, you were right.
l've been taking things far too seriously.

1037
01:20:21,782 --> 01:20:25,118
lt's much better this way.
Now l can be free. l won't be tied down.

1038
01:20:25,223 --> 01:20:28,976
l can enjoy myself and really laugh.

1039
01:20:29,185 --> 01:20:30,436
Oh, Judy, please.

1040
01:20:30,644 --> 01:20:34,085
Don't cry, Miss Judy.
l feel sad, but l laugh.

1041
01:20:34,293 --> 01:20:36,483
l laugh. Stuffy's laughing too. Look.

1042
01:20:36,587 --> 01:20:38,255
Go on and laugh, Stuffy.

1043
01:20:38,881 --> 01:20:42,530
Hey, look. Look at Hackenapuss.
Laugh. Go on, laugh.

1044
01:20:43,468 --> 01:20:45,345
Where did that come from?

1045
01:20:50,453 --> 01:20:53,060
lt can't be that bad, Judy.

1046
01:20:56,813 --> 01:20:59,941
Look at those kids. Laughing, happy.

1047
01:21:00,045 --> 01:21:04,215
Come on. You're just a kid.
Laugh. Be happy.

1048
01:31:20,801 --> 01:31:22,678
lt's the sheriff.

1049
01:31:26,327 --> 01:31:28,725
- Hey, you.
- l ain't done nothing.

1050
01:31:28,829 --> 01:31:31,018
You've got nothing on me.
My skirts are clean.

1051
01:31:31,227 --> 01:31:34,042
Yeah? This letter from Florida
says you're a horse doctor.

1052
01:31:35,710 --> 01:31:37,170
Put them all under arrest.

1053
01:31:37,378 --> 01:31:39,985
They won't run, sheriff,
if you break their legs.

1054
01:31:41,549 --> 01:31:43,008
Get that horse. Get that horse.

1055
01:31:45,093 --> 01:31:46,449
What's wrong with that horse?

1056
01:31:46,553 --> 01:31:49,577
He goes wild every time
he sees Morgan or hears his voice.

1057
01:31:49,681 --> 01:31:51,766
Get him out.

1058
01:31:52,704 --> 01:31:56,562
Hey, come here, you.
Where do you think you're going?

1059
01:32:07,718 --> 01:32:09,281
You can't get away with this.

1060
01:32:13,869 --> 01:32:15,537
Never mind him. Get the horse.

1061
01:32:20,437 --> 01:32:22,209
Why, you!

1062
01:32:23,148 --> 01:32:25,441
Nice work, Stuffy.

1063
01:32:26,276 --> 01:32:29,299
Stop that horse!
Don't let him get out of here!

1064
01:32:29,508 --> 01:32:31,176
Did you see that horse jump?

1065
01:32:31,384 --> 01:32:34,303
And l'm doing some
pretty fancy jumping myself.

1066
01:32:36,180 --> 01:32:37,744
Let me off this rope!

1067
01:32:37,953 --> 01:32:40,768
l'll throw you all in jail!
Get me down! Get me out of here!

1068
01:32:40,976 --> 01:32:44,000
This is no way to treat the law.
You'll never get away with this!

1069
01:32:44,104 --> 01:32:45,876
l'll get you.

1070
01:32:48,587 --> 01:32:49,734
There he goes.

1071
01:32:52,653 --> 01:32:55,572
lf he's headed south,
l'd like to make a reservation.

1072
01:32:55,781 --> 01:32:57,970
Look at that horse.
He cleared the automobile.

1073
01:32:58,074 --> 01:32:59,326
l wish l could clear mine.

1074
01:32:59,534 --> 01:33:03,287
Darling, perhaps that's why he
never won a race. He's a jumper.

1075
01:33:03,496 --> 01:33:07,145
Am l a sap. l have a steeplechase horse,
and l don't know it.

1076
01:33:45,304 --> 01:33:48,640
We're gonna find that added starter
and see that he doesn't start.

1077
01:33:49,161 --> 01:33:51,769
They're not pulling any fast ones.
Hi Hat's not running.

1078
01:33:51,872 --> 01:33:55,208
- But Hi Hat isn't a jumper.
- He was jumping plenty last night.

1079
01:33:55,313 --> 01:33:58,336
- But he can't beat your horse.
- Well, l'm not taking any chances.

1080
01:33:58,546 --> 01:34:00,942
My money is riding on Skee Ball,
and that's not all.

1081
01:34:01,152 --> 01:34:04,488
lf Hi Hat wins,
we can kiss the sanitarium goodbye.

1082
01:34:04,697 --> 01:34:08,032
Well, Morgan, you got nothing
to worry about. Hi Hat's not on this track.

1083
01:34:08,137 --> 01:34:10,326
See he doesn't get on.
Put a man at every gate.

1084
01:34:10,535 --> 01:34:13,350
lf that nag slips by you,
it means your job.

1085
01:34:27,528 --> 01:34:30,553
Here. Keep me posted.

1086
01:34:38,997 --> 01:34:40,457
He's made it!
He's made it!

1087
01:34:40,561 --> 01:34:42,751
Go ahead, Stuffy!
Go to it. Good luck!

1088
01:34:42,959 --> 01:34:45,358
Ride them, cowboy,
or we're heading for the lockup.

1089
01:34:45,565 --> 01:34:47,129
Come on. We get a reserved seat.

1090
01:34:53,906 --> 01:34:55,888
- Gil!
- l got a man on every gate.

1091
01:34:56,096 --> 01:34:59,537
- There's no sign of them.
- See there's no sign of them till after.

1092
01:34:59,745 --> 01:35:02,455
Whoa, Hi Hat!
Whoa, boy! Hi Hat, whoa!

1093
01:35:04,540 --> 01:35:05,688
Hey, what you got in there?

1094
01:35:07,981 --> 01:35:10,901
lf you believe in signs, Sherlock,
look at that ambulance.

1095
01:35:13,923 --> 01:35:16,948
- Now, wait a minute, sheriff!
- Don't you start anything, Stewart!

1096
01:35:20,076 --> 01:35:23,204
We'll just put this baby
under lock and key.

1097
01:35:24,767 --> 01:35:27,687
You keep searching for those other mugs.

1098
01:35:34,359 --> 01:35:35,818
Stuffy.

1099
01:35:36,027 --> 01:35:37,903
What's the matter?

1100
01:35:38,842 --> 01:35:40,406
What's happened?

1101
01:35:40,615 --> 01:35:42,073
What?

1102
01:35:44,471 --> 01:35:46,662
Hi Hat's gone!

1103
01:35:47,808 --> 01:35:51,978
- The race is going to start!
- They won't start till we find Hi Hat.

1104
01:35:57,817 --> 01:36:00,737
Now, listen, son,
you're riding this race to win.

1105
01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:04,177
l don't care what you do as long
as the judges don't see you doing it.

1106
01:36:04,386 --> 01:36:07,617
All right, men!
Go to your horses!

1107
01:36:16,791 --> 01:36:18,252
Soap!

1108
01:36:27,426 --> 01:36:31,493
<i>We are sorry for the delay, but
the horses are now coming on the track.</i>

1109
01:36:32,117 --> 01:36:33,473
Twenty-five minutes late!

1110
01:36:33,681 --> 01:36:35,663
<i>The horses are parading
past the grandstand.</i>

1111
01:36:35,872 --> 01:36:37,436
<i>Only 1 1 are headed postward.</i>

1112
01:36:37,540 --> 01:36:40,146
<i>Hi Hat, the added
starter, is missing.</i>

1113
01:36:40,355 --> 01:36:42,440
<i>This is the third running...</i>

1114
01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:57,974
Hey, Stuffy! Stuffy!
Did you find him?

1115
01:36:58,182 --> 01:36:59,434
Did you find the ambulance?

1116
01:36:59,643 --> 01:37:01,623
Well, keep on looking.
We know it came in.

1117
01:37:01,728 --> 01:37:04,229
<i>Now that the storm of hats
has subsided...</i>

1118
01:37:04,438 --> 01:37:07,671
<i>the stewards have ordered
the track cleared for action.</i>

1119
01:37:07,878 --> 01:37:10,693
- Don't stop searching till you find them!
- Here you are, boss.

1120
01:37:10,798 --> 01:37:14,552
<i>- -and the horses are back on parade
towards the starting point.</i>

1121
01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:17,888
<i>They're going back now,
up to the starting post.</i>

1122
01:37:17,991 --> 01:37:21,850
<i>And everyone is getting his own hat,
we hope.</i>

1123
01:37:22,580 --> 01:37:25,811
<i>The horses are coming back to the starter now.
They're very fractious.</i>

1124
01:37:26,020 --> 01:37:28,209
<i>They are giving the boys
quite a bit of trouble.</i>

1125
01:37:30,191 --> 01:37:32,797
<i>First Legion is acting very badly...</i>

1126
01:37:32,900 --> 01:37:35,821
Free parking! Here you are!
Free parking!

1127
01:37:36,446 --> 01:37:39,053
Get your free parking!
Come on! Come on, this way!

1128
01:37:39,156 --> 01:37:41,762
<i>They're coming up this time,
almost in an even line.</i>

1129
01:37:41,971 --> 01:37:44,369
<i>The starter has his flag up,
and it looks like...</i>

1130
01:37:44,577 --> 01:37:45,829
<i>Wait a minute!
What is this?</i>

1131
01:37:46,038 --> 01:37:48,539
<i>A horserace or an automobile race?</i>

1132
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:51,667
Hold those horses!

1133
01:37:51,875 --> 01:37:53,439
Hold it! Hold it!

1134
01:37:59,695 --> 01:38:02,511
Plenty of room. Nice fresh parking today.
Right ahead, folks.

1135
01:38:20,443 --> 01:38:23,050
You girls got anything on for tonight?

1136
01:38:24,196 --> 01:38:26,281
Hey! Hey!

1137
01:38:26,386 --> 01:38:28,887
- Get that one!
- Hey, get off!

1138
01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:06,109
Going my way?

1139
01:39:09,653 --> 01:39:11,530
Get them out!
Get them out of here!

1140
01:39:15,492 --> 01:39:17,367
Hey, Stuffy, did you find Hi Hat?

1141
01:39:17,473 --> 01:39:19,871
Well, keep looking.
He must be around somewheres.

1142
01:39:31,548 --> 01:39:35,091
Get that horse out of there!
There's been a terrible wreck!

1143
01:39:35,822 --> 01:39:38,219
Come on! Hurry up! Help me!

1144
01:39:55,422 --> 01:39:59,176
- Come on, we've got no time to lose.
- ls she alive?

1145
01:40:04,389 --> 01:40:07,621
- Get going, sheriff, l'll take care of her.
- All right.

1146
01:40:18,359 --> 01:40:20,549
<i>- Well, here we are again.
- Come on!</i>

1147
01:40:20,653 --> 01:40:23,677
Get them off
before something else happens.

1148
01:40:23,884 --> 01:40:27,118
<i>- Turn that horse around.
- It looks like he'll send them away.</i>

1149
01:40:27,221 --> 01:40:29,203
<i>- Yes, yes...
- Now, easy, easy.</i>

1150
01:40:29,411 --> 01:40:31,809
<i>And now they go!</i>

1151
01:40:35,145 --> 01:40:37,335
<i>- At last.
- Flying Demon is third.</i>

1152
01:40:37,543 --> 01:40:39,837
<i>Sun Helmet is fourth,
and Green Goddess.</i>

1153
01:40:40,045 --> 01:40:42,548
<i>Skee Ball showing the way
in the center of the track...</i>

1154
01:40:42,756 --> 01:40:45,779
<i>by two lengths.
Sun Helmet is second.</i>

1155
01:40:45,987 --> 01:40:49,012
<i>Green Goddess is third,
and Flying Demon is fourth.</i>

1156
01:40:49,533 --> 01:40:53,703
<i>Now they're going around the first turn
with Skee Ball in front by two lengths.</i>

1157
01:40:53,912 --> 01:40:55,892
<i>First Legion is second by a head.</i>

1158
01:40:55,997 --> 01:40:57,456
<i>Wait a minute!
What is this?</i>

1159
01:40:58,082 --> 01:40:59,229
What is...?
What happened?

1160
01:40:59,959 --> 01:41:02,357
Get me the riot squad!

1161
01:41:02,669 --> 01:41:05,796
- Oh, Mr. Morgan, don't get excited.
- l'm not excited! Shut up!

1162
01:41:09,134 --> 01:41:10,801
<i>Quiet, please. Your attention.</i>

1163
01:41:11,949 --> 01:41:14,347
<i>Quiet, please! Your attention!</i>

1164
01:41:14,555 --> 01:41:15,911
Stuffy!

1165
01:41:16,014 --> 01:41:19,663
<i>The stewards have ruled this
a false start...</i>

1166
01:41:20,184 --> 01:41:23,938
<i>and have ordered the horses back
to the starting post.</i>

1167
01:41:24,251 --> 01:41:27,066
<i>Now, ladies and gentlemen,
if you will all...</i>

1168
01:41:27,169 --> 01:41:28,733
Stuffy, scram!

1169
01:41:28,943 --> 01:41:32,071
<i>Who knows, we may yet have
a horserace this afternoon.</i>

1170
01:41:32,174 --> 01:41:35,615
<i>Horses are back at
the starting point.</i>

1171
01:41:35,823 --> 01:41:40,411
<i>And now the boys are turning them about.
They're very nervous, very fractious.</i>

1172
01:41:40,620 --> 01:41:42,392
<i>They're having quite
a bit of trouble.</i>

1173
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:44,164
Get that wagon off of here!

1174
01:42:05,433 --> 01:42:07,101
Get off!

1175
01:42:07,727 --> 01:42:09,604
Get it off!

1176
01:42:12,313 --> 01:42:15,025
Hi Hat, he got him away from me!
l don't know where he is!

1177
01:42:15,128 --> 01:42:17,005
What do you think that is, stupid?

1178
01:42:19,090 --> 01:42:20,968
- Number 7!
- Somebody's gonna pay for this!

1179
01:42:21,072 --> 01:42:22,323
That's Hi Hat!

1180
01:42:23,157 --> 01:42:26,806
<i>They're coming up to the start this time,
and the starter has his flag raised.</i>

1181
01:42:26,910 --> 01:42:28,787
<i>And now they go!</i>

1182
01:42:29,725 --> 01:42:32,019
<i>Here comes Hi Hat!</i>

1183
01:42:32,644 --> 01:42:33,895
<i>And he's in the race!</i>

1184
01:42:34,105 --> 01:42:35,564
Come on! Hoof it!

1185
01:42:35,668 --> 01:42:38,692
<i>Skee Ball going to the front,
First Legion is second...</i>

1186
01:42:38,899 --> 01:42:41,611
<i>Flying Demon is third,
Sun Helmet is fourth...</i>

1187
01:42:41,820 --> 01:42:43,175
<i>and Green Goddess is fifth.</i>

1188
01:42:43,384 --> 01:42:45,260
<i>Now there goes Hi Hat
into contention.</i>

1189
01:42:45,469 --> 01:42:47,970
<i>He's picking up the field,
he's moving up between horses.</i>

1190
01:42:48,179 --> 01:42:50,994
<i>And look at him go!
He's moving up there at the leader.</i>

1191
01:42:51,098 --> 01:42:53,809
<i>And Skee Ball's still in front,
pressing into second.</i>

1192
01:42:54,017 --> 01:42:57,666
<i>But here comes Hi Hat between horses,
and now he's challenging the leader.</i>

1193
01:42:59,648 --> 01:43:01,629
<i>Skee Ball in front
by a length and one half.</i>

1194
01:43:01,836 --> 01:43:04,130
<i>Hi Hat is second by three-quarters
of a length.</i>

1195
01:43:04,340 --> 01:43:06,528
<i>First Legion is third
by a length and one half...</i>

1196
01:43:06,736 --> 01:43:09,656
<i>and Flying Demon is fourth.
Now Skee Ball is going out a bit.</i>

1197
01:43:09,864 --> 01:43:13,513
<i>And they're coming to the first fence
now, and Skee Ball takes it...</i>

1198
01:43:13,619 --> 01:43:16,017
<i>but Hi Hat refuses.
He's turning back.</i>

1199
01:43:16,225 --> 01:43:19,769
<i>But wait a minute, wait a minute.
He's going to try it. There he goes.</i>

1200
01:43:19,978 --> 01:43:22,167
<i>He's going after it this time,
and he's over!</i>

1201
01:43:22,375 --> 01:43:24,357
Oh, your idea worked, Judy!

1202
01:43:24,460 --> 01:43:27,901
<i>Flying Demon is third by three-quarters
of a length. Sun Helmet in fourth.</i>

1203
01:43:28,109 --> 01:43:30,507
Oh, he's lost Morgan's picture!

1204
01:43:31,343 --> 01:43:33,322
<i>And he's going up on the outside
this time...</i>

1205
01:43:33,532 --> 01:43:37,493
<i>and here he is at the leader!
It's Skee Ball in front. Here comes Skee Ball...</i>

1206
01:43:37,702 --> 01:43:39,891
Can you shout like Morgan?

1207
01:43:40,099 --> 01:43:42,290
No, but Morgan can.

1208
01:43:43,227 --> 01:43:45,939
<i>- -third by three-quarters of a length.
Skee Ball on the outside.</i>

1209
01:43:46,043 --> 01:43:50,004
<i>And Hi Hat on the rail,
with Flying Demon third...</i>

1210
01:43:50,943 --> 01:43:52,820
Something's happened
to the loudspeaker.

1211
01:44:06,164 --> 01:44:08,459
- Let me take a look.
- Give me those glasses...

1212
01:44:08,562 --> 01:44:09,813
<i>It's you! Officer!</i>

1213
01:44:16,174 --> 01:44:18,675
You take care of Judy,
and l'll take care of Morgan.

1214
01:44:38,276 --> 01:44:40,779
l hope the judges didn't see that.

1215
01:44:46,616 --> 01:44:49,015
Mind telling the radio audience
what a heel you are?

1216
01:44:49,223 --> 01:44:51,100
Come back later.
l've had enough of y...

1217
01:44:51,622 --> 01:44:54,957
<i>If the police can 't handle you,
I'll handle you myself!</i>

1218
01:44:55,792 --> 01:44:58,085
Keep that man away from me,
do you understand?

1219
01:45:03,924 --> 01:45:06,218
Get down there! And stay there!

1220
01:45:06,322 --> 01:45:08,303
And see that
l'm not disturbed again today!

1221
01:45:12,995 --> 01:45:14,245
Get out of here!

1222
01:45:14,453 --> 01:45:15,809
<i>Get out of here!</i>

1223
01:45:39,372 --> 01:45:42,187
Oh, we've got him!
He won't get away this time!

1224
01:45:47,295 --> 01:45:49,590
- They're both down!
- Stuffy's down!

1225
01:45:59,806 --> 01:46:01,370
Skee Ball's in the lead!

1226
01:46:16,593 --> 01:46:18,156
- Smell this.
- Oh, get away!

1227
01:46:18,364 --> 01:46:20,658
<i>I don 't wanna smell anything!
Get him out of here!</i>

1228
01:46:20,867 --> 01:46:23,682
<i>Come on! How many men
does it take to do this?</i>

1229
01:46:23,785 --> 01:46:26,497
Come on, Skee Ball!
Come on, Skee Ball!

1230
01:46:26,705 --> 01:46:28,374
<i>Come on, boy!</i>

1231
01:46:33,587 --> 01:46:37,652
Skee Ball wins! He wins at everything!
Let me out of here.

1232
01:46:41,198 --> 01:46:44,847
Okay, sheriff, what are your rates
for a cell with southern exposure?

1233
01:46:45,055 --> 01:46:48,286
Gil, Hi Hat couldn't have tried harder.

1234
01:46:48,391 --> 01:46:49,850
We were just unlucky.

1235
01:46:54,542 --> 01:46:57,879
Great race, Skee Ball.
Great race, Skee Ball.

1236
01:47:01,110 --> 01:47:03,925
Get out of here!
Get him out of here!

1237
01:47:15,185 --> 01:47:17,897
- Why, it's number 7!
- Hi Hat's the winner.

1238
01:47:21,128 --> 01:47:24,777
- Hi Hat wins! Cancel that reservation.
- lt's Hi Hat!

1239
01:47:24,882 --> 01:47:27,904
Gil, come on! Come on,
l want to put the wreath on the winner!

1240
01:47:28,010 --> 01:47:31,137
One more yell out of you, and he'd
have jumped over the grandstand.

1241
01:47:31,345 --> 01:47:33,117
- Stuffy!
- Stuffy, you were wonderful!

1242
01:47:33,223 --> 01:47:35,515
- Oh, boy!
- l haven't seen so much mudslinging...

1243
01:47:35,724 --> 01:47:37,914
since the last election.

1244
01:47:41,771 --> 01:47:44,483
Come on, boy! Hi Hat!

1245
01:47:46,776 --> 01:47:48,653
- Hallelujah!
- Hallelujah!

1246
01:47:49,695 --> 01:47:51,781
Hallelujah!

1247
01:48:24,935 --> 01:48:27,020
Emily, l have a little confession to make.

1248
01:48:27,123 --> 01:48:28,792
l really am a horse doctor.

1249
01:48:29,001 --> 01:48:32,023
But marry me,
and l'll never look at any other horse.