1 00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:40,759 End of song, beginning of story. 2 00:08:53,768 --> 00:08:57,101 Man, dig that crazy rehearsal hall. 3 00:08:57,271 --> 00:09:00,605 What a powerful pile of rock. I can't go in there. 4 00:09:00,775 --> 00:09:04,607 - Why can't you go in there? - I ain't got my library card. 5 00:09:04,779 --> 00:09:06,937 Dig you. 6 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:10,448 - Are you the musicians? - That's what the man said. 7 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:14,283 - What name shall I say? - Tell Dex old Satchelmouth. 8 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:17,373 Will you please follow me, Mr. Satchelmouth? 9 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:22,618 Wipe your feet, boys. Something tells me we've got a long walk ahead. 10 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:31,630 Hey, pops! How's the chops? Good to see you, boy! 11 00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:34,297 Hey, fellas! How's everything? 12 00:09:34,475 --> 00:09:37,346 You've been all over Europe since I saw you. 13 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:38,800 - Did you go to Sweden? - Yes. 14 00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:41,305 - Skol. - I was the skol- est cat ever. 15 00:09:41,482 --> 00:09:45,432 I bet you were. Here it is, fellas. Just lay it out here. 16 00:09:45,611 --> 00:09:48,281 I never thought you lived in a big house. 17 00:09:48,447 --> 00:09:51,567 Shows what happens when your grandfather's a robber baron. 18 00:09:51,742 --> 00:09:55,491 - You can play football in here. - But can you rehearse? 19 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:59,328 - Is the chandelier tied tight? - If it swings, put a mute in your horn. 20 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,074 Pardon me. The ladies are waiting in the library. 21 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,712 Vamp a little, will you? 22 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,338 - Okay, Dex. - All right. 23 00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:08,081 Ladies? 24 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,504 - Dexter. - Hello, Ruth. 25 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:12,133 Thanks for letting the musicians rehearse here. 26 00:10:12,305 --> 00:10:14,511 - Tickled to death. - You saved the festival. 27 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,224 As long as I can save you. 28 00:10:16,392 --> 00:10:17,590 - Hello, Helen. - Save us? 29 00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:20,972 You know you might lose your billing in the blue book? 30 00:10:21,147 --> 00:10:22,855 Jazz is considered very unchic. 31 00:10:23,024 --> 00:10:24,566 Oh, I'm sure we'll love it. 32 00:10:24,734 --> 00:10:26,394 Let us know if we can help. 33 00:10:26,569 --> 00:10:28,562 I will. Thanks a lot for coming by. 34 00:10:28,738 --> 00:10:30,565 - Thank you. - We'll keep in touch. 35 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:32,982 - You bet. Bye. - Bye. 36 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:38,361 - Hello? - Hello, Dexter? 37 00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:41,576 - This is Caroline. - Hello, beautiful. 38 00:10:42,126 --> 00:10:45,210 Any time now. 39 00:10:50,218 --> 00:10:52,127 Where's Tracy? I've been yelling for her. 40 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,592 You don't yell, Caroline. You call a person. 41 00:10:54,764 --> 00:10:56,840 You yell if you're in pain. 42 00:10:57,016 --> 00:11:00,467 Well, this wedding gives me a pain. 43 00:11:01,229 --> 00:11:03,802 I think Tracy was awful mean to divorce Dexter. 44 00:11:03,981 --> 00:11:05,179 Can I have this? 45 00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:08,976 Oh, and take those presents over to the other table. 46 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:12,404 Mother, Tracy's sort of hard, isn't she? 47 00:11:12,573 --> 00:11:16,073 Not hard. None of my children are that, I hope. The goblets too. 48 00:11:16,244 --> 00:11:19,244 Tracy's just exceptionally strong-minded. 49 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:22,699 And very wonderful always. 50 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,918 I wish something would happen around here. 51 00:11:26,087 --> 00:11:28,708 Nothing definitely ever happens here. 52 00:11:28,881 --> 00:11:31,253 Out of the way, angel. You'll get stepped on. 53 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,925 So far, I've received 24 nut dishes and 16 silver ice picks. 54 00:11:35,096 --> 00:11:38,796 That should give you an idea of what people think of your next husband. 55 00:11:38,975 --> 00:11:44,265 Mother, don't you think Caroline's old enough to go to a good military school? 56 00:11:44,564 --> 00:11:47,683 - What's this? - I haven't the faintest idea. 57 00:11:47,859 --> 00:11:50,432 - It stinks. - Don't say stinks, darling. 58 00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:56,282 If absolutely necessary, "smells," but only if absolutely necessary. 59 00:11:56,617 --> 00:11:59,737 If you put this picture in my wedding presents once more... 60 00:11:59,912 --> 00:12:03,198 ...I'm going to personally chain you to your bed. 61 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,830 Why, what is it, dear? 62 00:12:07,295 --> 00:12:10,794 - He was handsome. - Don't talk of him as if he were dead. 63 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,543 Well, he is dead to me. 64 00:12:12,717 --> 00:12:16,797 And if that picture turns up once more, it's going right in the ashcan. 65 00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:18,216 Well, look at this. 66 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,094 - Wow. Jewels. - From Father. 67 00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:22,547 Isn't it pretty? 68 00:12:22,727 --> 00:12:24,803 His girlfriend probably turned it down. 69 00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:28,182 - That's not fair to your father. - How can you defend him? 70 00:12:28,357 --> 00:12:29,982 A common chorus girl. 71 00:12:30,151 --> 00:12:33,520 She's not a chorus girl. She's quite a talented ballet dancer. 72 00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:38,320 Isn't it stinking of Tracy not to invite Father to the wedding? 73 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:41,493 Yes, Caroline. Just between us, it's good and stinking. 74 00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:42,991 Me too. 75 00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:46,533 Oh, darling, why don't you face facts squarely as I did? 76 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:51,003 We might face the fact that neither of us has been a great success as a wife. 77 00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:55,004 We both took the only stand a woman could take and keep her self-respect. 78 00:12:55,176 --> 00:12:56,836 - Yes, dear. - The Hammonds. 79 00:12:57,011 --> 00:13:00,510 And now I have my self-respect and no husband. 80 00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:03,848 - Oh, we're both better off. Believe me. - Yes, dear. 81 00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:06,094 - And we're both happier. - Yes, dear. 82 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:09,224 - Oh, isn't George an angel? - Yes, George is an angel. 83 00:13:09,398 --> 00:13:12,518 - Now, is he handsome, or is he not? - George is handsome. 84 00:13:12,693 --> 00:13:15,564 Golly Moses, I'm a lucky girl. 85 00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:22,400 Tracy, that's your song. Dexter must be home. 86 00:13:22,578 --> 00:13:24,452 Mother, has Dexter come back? 87 00:13:24,622 --> 00:13:28,323 Well, we knew Dexter was giving his house over to this festival. 88 00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:30,375 I suppose he might have come back. 89 00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:33,545 He's back. No one but Dexter would play that song. 90 00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:37,297 That wretched, cheap, vulgar song. 91 00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:42,261 That beautiful, wonderful song he wrote especially for her. 92 00:13:42,431 --> 00:13:44,757 That's gratitude. 93 00:14:11,419 --> 00:14:13,826 He's gonna get nowhere with that kind of music. 94 00:14:14,005 --> 00:14:16,792 Good for the feet, nothing for the heart. 95 00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:19,584 Hello, Sam. 96 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,587 I'd like to talk to you privately. 97 00:14:21,762 --> 00:14:25,178 Well, now, I consider that right neighborly. 98 00:14:26,142 --> 00:14:28,811 You lost a little weight, haven't you, Sam? 99 00:14:28,978 --> 00:14:31,765 Oh, no, you're slipping. That used to scare me. 100 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,015 The withering glance of the goddess. 101 00:14:34,192 --> 00:14:37,940 I just want to know what you are doing here the day before my wedding. 102 00:14:38,112 --> 00:14:40,733 Business. I've become a distinguished composer... 103 00:14:40,907 --> 00:14:41,938 Oh, distinguished. 104 00:14:42,116 --> 00:14:44,951 They needed help here, so I heeded the call of duty. 105 00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:46,779 Don't pretend with me, Dexter. 106 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:50,822 You deliberately planned this festival to conflict with my wedding. 107 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,954 It's a shabby, vindictive gesture. 108 00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:58,340 Harsh words. Well, let's be honest. I'll admit it. I'm still in love with you. 109 00:14:58,507 --> 00:15:01,959 I don't want you to get married. You can still be a wonderful woman. 110 00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:06,181 - I haven't the same high hopes for you. - I don't wanna be a wonderful woman. 111 00:15:06,349 --> 00:15:09,800 Isn't it enough you almost spoiled my life without spoiling my wedding? 112 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,346 - I didn't try to spoil your life, Sam. - And stop calling me Sam. 113 00:15:13,523 --> 00:15:16,477 I know you didn't try to spoil mine, but you called the shots. 114 00:15:16,651 --> 00:15:19,224 You were dictating the fellow you wanted me to be. 115 00:15:19,403 --> 00:15:22,523 With your background and taste and intelligence... 116 00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:26,648 ...you could have become a serious composer, or a diplomat... 117 00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:29,497 ...or anything you wanted to be. 118 00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:34,076 And what have you become? A jukebox hero? 119 00:15:34,252 --> 00:15:36,624 Well, is that bad? 120 00:15:36,796 --> 00:15:40,746 Dexter, be satisfied and let me alone. 121 00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:43,416 Go away. Go away and stay away. 122 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,468 I tried to. I even wanted to. 123 00:15:45,638 --> 00:15:49,967 But I guess I'm just a weak character. I'm still in love with you. 124 00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:58,356 Dexter? 125 00:15:58,526 --> 00:16:00,518 Oh, hello, honey. 126 00:16:01,445 --> 00:16:05,360 - I don't think your sister likes me. - I do. 127 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,572 Thanks, sweetie. 128 00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:10,495 What do you suppose she sees in George anyway? 129 00:16:10,663 --> 00:16:14,708 I don't know. Tracy just likes character, I guess. 130 00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:17,711 I don't think George has so much character. 131 00:16:17,879 --> 00:16:22,042 Now, I hate to admit it, but I think she's made a pretty good choice. 132 00:16:22,216 --> 00:16:26,084 I expect some day to see George Kittredge president of Redfern Coal. 133 00:16:26,262 --> 00:16:30,425 That's not hard. Father's president of Redfern Coal. 134 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,058 Let's be fair now, honey. 135 00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:36,094 Takes a lot of character to start at the bottom and work your way up. 136 00:16:36,272 --> 00:16:38,810 If you start at the bottom of a coal mine... 137 00:16:38,983 --> 00:16:41,225 ...and worked your way to the top... 138 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:43,359 ...you'd still only be on the ground. 139 00:16:43,529 --> 00:16:46,400 Little one, you've brought up an interesting point. 140 00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:50,406 Why does he always have to walk like he owned the world? 141 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,117 And the way he stiffs the air? 142 00:16:53,289 --> 00:16:55,116 Like he was looking for breakfast. 143 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:58,790 For a minute there, I thought you were George Kittredge himself. 144 00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:01,120 No, you're Caroline. 145 00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:07,672 Hi. 146 00:17:10,431 --> 00:17:12,305 - Hello, beautiful. - Hello, handsome. 147 00:17:12,475 --> 00:17:13,934 - Did you miss me? - Miserably. 148 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,141 - You happy now? - Ecstatic. 149 00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:18,850 Didn't expect to find you coming from the garden. 150 00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:23,436 Dexter's back. He's turned his house over to those musicians. 151 00:17:23,611 --> 00:17:26,612 Yes, I know. The posters are all over town. 152 00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:31,028 George? You don't really mind him, do you? 153 00:17:31,202 --> 00:17:33,278 Dexter? Well, how do you mean? 154 00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:36,989 Well, I mean, the fact of him. 155 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,123 I still don't understand, dear. 156 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:42,080 You know, that he was... 157 00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:46,087 Well, my lord and master. 158 00:17:46,259 --> 00:17:48,750 No one has ever been your lord and master. 159 00:17:48,928 --> 00:17:50,506 Until now. 160 00:17:51,389 --> 00:17:56,929 Poor Dexter is the sort of man whose inheritance robbed him of his heritage. 161 00:17:57,103 --> 00:18:00,602 He never earned you, so how could he be expected to appreciate you? 162 00:18:00,773 --> 00:18:04,224 - George, you're so good for me. - I hope so. 163 00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:06,437 Dexter? 164 00:18:06,612 --> 00:18:08,688 Are you ever gonna get married again? 165 00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:13,028 Sure I am. But I'm waiting for you to grow up. 166 00:18:13,202 --> 00:18:16,287 - Dexter, for you I'll hurry. - Yes, you're gonna have to. 167 00:18:16,455 --> 00:18:20,584 I wouldn't have acted the way Tracy did when you published your song about her. 168 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:24,701 - I wish you'd write a song about me. - Would you like that? Really? 169 00:18:24,881 --> 00:18:28,415 Well, we ought to be able to whip something up here. 170 00:19:55,763 --> 00:20:01,102 Dexter, that was beautiful. I consider us engaged. 171 00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:41,339 Right song, but the wrong girl. 172 00:20:49,525 --> 00:20:52,859 Hello? Oh, hello, Willie, I'm glad you called. 173 00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:56,647 Cousin Martha just phoned. She wants me to give you lunch. 174 00:20:56,824 --> 00:20:59,315 She wants you out of the house. 175 00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:00,904 Well, where are you? 176 00:21:01,078 --> 00:21:05,242 I'm in the office of the editor of SPY magazine. 177 00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:10,078 No, no, no. Spy. It rhymes with lie. 178 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:18,340 Right. Now, he wants to send a couple of reporters up to cover Tracy's wedding. 179 00:21:18,513 --> 00:21:20,671 Now, don't explode, my dear. 180 00:21:20,848 --> 00:21:25,557 I have just read an article right here on the editor's desk... 181 00:21:25,728 --> 00:21:28,931 ...about your husband and that dancer. 182 00:21:29,565 --> 00:21:31,688 You know. 183 00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:35,734 But it's blackmail. Beside, Tracy would never allow it. 184 00:21:35,905 --> 00:21:40,199 Now, if you will allow a reporter and a photographer... 185 00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:42,740 ...into your home to cover Tracy's wedding... 186 00:21:42,912 --> 00:21:46,328 ...I have the editor's word as a gentleman... 187 00:21:46,499 --> 00:21:51,375 ...that he will withhold the article on your husband. 188 00:21:51,629 --> 00:21:55,128 All right, Willie, I suppose we have no choice. 189 00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:58,385 Tracy'll hit the ceiling. 190 00:21:58,553 --> 00:22:00,344 Goodbye. 191 00:22:00,555 --> 00:22:02,796 Mother! 192 00:22:03,808 --> 00:22:07,806 George came early. I'll tell Edward to set another place for lunch. 193 00:22:07,979 --> 00:22:10,600 - I'm pooped. - No, dear, you're enervated. 194 00:22:10,773 --> 00:22:12,398 I'm pooped too. 195 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:15,686 There is one thing I want understood right now. 196 00:22:15,862 --> 00:22:19,776 No member of my family is to invite Dexter-Haven into this house... 197 00:22:19,949 --> 00:22:22,654 ...until after I am married and gone. 198 00:22:22,827 --> 00:22:25,947 I will not have my wedding spoiled by intruders. 199 00:22:26,122 --> 00:22:27,865 - Tracy. - Yes? 200 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:32,418 I'm afraid we'll have to endure a couple of intruders. 201 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,623 I've just talked to Uncle Willie. 202 00:22:35,798 --> 00:22:39,463 Uncle Willie's an evil old man. Did he invite a couple painted ladies? 203 00:22:39,635 --> 00:22:43,087 Please, Caroline. Run along, dear. 204 00:22:43,264 --> 00:22:44,972 And roll down your trousers. 205 00:22:45,141 --> 00:22:49,185 Your Uncle Willie wants us to have a photographer and reporter... 206 00:22:49,353 --> 00:22:52,972 ...from SPY magazine cover your wedding. 207 00:22:53,232 --> 00:22:57,230 Is he out of his mind? 208 00:22:57,403 --> 00:23:01,864 Intimate pictures of my wedding in that barbershop magazine? 209 00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:03,741 He can't be serious. 210 00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:06,448 He's quite serious. If we don't allow them... 211 00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:10,665 ...this magazine will publish a rather unsavory article about your father. 212 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:13,870 Good. I couldn't be happier. It serves him right. 213 00:23:14,045 --> 00:23:15,420 You mustn't be vindictive. 214 00:23:15,588 --> 00:23:18,624 As Uncle Willie points out, you'll only make George suffer. 215 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:22,003 You owe it to him to suppress this if you possibly can. 216 00:23:22,178 --> 00:23:27,848 And I'm to be examined, undressed and generally humiliated at 15 cents a copy? 217 00:23:28,017 --> 00:23:30,852 - No. - Have some compassion, Tracy. 218 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:35,682 But this is intolerable. The idea of letting Father off scot-free. 219 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:40,736 No, I won't do it. And in our house, watching every move. 220 00:23:40,905 --> 00:23:44,653 Why, jotting down notes on how we sit and talk and eat and move... 221 00:23:44,825 --> 00:23:47,363 ...just to save Father's face, no. 222 00:23:47,537 --> 00:23:49,280 - Tracy... - No! 223 00:23:49,455 --> 00:23:51,827 For me, please? 224 00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:55,749 Mother, I really think you're sorry you ever let Father go. 225 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,538 For George and for me, Tracy. 226 00:24:01,884 --> 00:24:06,593 Oh, all right. I can't stand seeing you hurt. 227 00:24:07,056 --> 00:24:09,262 Thank you, dear. 228 00:24:14,355 --> 00:24:18,684 All right. Let them send their spies. 229 00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:21,148 - I'll give them a story. - Now, Tracy. 230 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:27,156 I'll give them a slant on Newport home life that will stand their hair on end. 231 00:24:27,326 --> 00:24:31,656 Tracy, promise me you'll behave like a lady in front of these creatures. 232 00:24:32,081 --> 00:24:33,575 I promise. 233 00:24:55,688 --> 00:24:58,724 Looks like the sort of place where treaties are signed. 234 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,062 Or wars declared. 235 00:25:00,234 --> 00:25:02,808 Maybe we should have gone to the service entrance. 236 00:25:02,987 --> 00:25:05,145 Maybe this is the service entrance. 237 00:25:05,323 --> 00:25:09,985 I don't understand how the Lords ever got talked into letting us come down here. 238 00:25:10,161 --> 00:25:11,785 It's publicity, they love it. 239 00:25:11,954 --> 00:25:14,576 It's a wonder they didn't roll out the red carpet. 240 00:25:14,749 --> 00:25:19,043 - Mike, I don't like this assignment. - Neither do I, Liz, but I like to eat. 241 00:25:22,256 --> 00:25:24,213 How do you do? I think we're expected. 242 00:25:24,383 --> 00:25:27,468 Mike Connor and Miss Imbrie. We're from SPY magazine. 243 00:25:27,637 --> 00:25:32,714 I'll tell Mrs. Lord you're here. Please wait in the south parlor. 244 00:25:35,811 --> 00:25:39,726 - "The south parlor." - But of course. 245 00:25:44,028 --> 00:25:47,646 The family will be here directly to welcome you. 246 00:25:48,324 --> 00:25:50,649 I wonder what with. 247 00:25:51,536 --> 00:25:54,987 - The south parlor. - That's right. 248 00:25:56,082 --> 00:25:59,285 Would you have four footmen bring me a large ashtray, please? 249 00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:04,620 Mike, be careful what you say. We may be wired for sound. 250 00:26:04,799 --> 00:26:07,420 They couldn't pay me to live in a joint like this. 251 00:26:07,593 --> 00:26:10,298 You know, they won't. 252 00:26:10,805 --> 00:26:13,889 I'd have more respect for this dame if she'd throw us out. 253 00:26:14,058 --> 00:26:16,514 Don't make snap judgments. 254 00:26:16,686 --> 00:26:19,307 You were wrong about me, remember? 255 00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:21,640 Yeah. 256 00:26:23,609 --> 00:26:25,401 Hey, Liz. 257 00:26:25,695 --> 00:26:28,186 Look at that loot that they collected. 258 00:26:28,364 --> 00:26:32,196 Wow. They must run a hockshop on the side. 259 00:26:36,539 --> 00:26:38,662 What's the matter? 260 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,206 The joint's full of spies. 261 00:26:41,377 --> 00:26:43,535 That ought to make us feel at home. 262 00:26:43,713 --> 00:26:46,204 Move over. 263 00:26:46,966 --> 00:26:49,005 Thank you. 264 00:26:49,844 --> 00:26:53,011 Look at this, Liz. All the comforts. 265 00:26:53,181 --> 00:26:58,637 Lousy with phones. South parlor, sunroom, terrace, pool, stables. Stables? 266 00:26:58,811 --> 00:27:01,646 I always knew horses could talk. 267 00:27:03,149 --> 00:27:04,643 Mike, don't! 268 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,361 - Yes? - This is the voice of doom. 269 00:27:09,530 --> 00:27:11,404 What? 270 00:27:12,408 --> 00:27:16,157 This is to tell you your days are numbered. 271 00:27:17,205 --> 00:27:20,739 Hello? Oh, dear. 272 00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:24,036 One of the servants has been at the sherry again. 273 00:27:24,503 --> 00:27:28,252 Look, Huckleberry, you'll get us tossed out of here before we get a story. 274 00:27:28,424 --> 00:27:29,918 Stop worrying. 275 00:27:30,092 --> 00:27:33,129 You just watch the old master put them through the loops. 276 00:27:33,304 --> 00:27:35,676 I'll watch, professor. 277 00:27:36,224 --> 00:27:39,059 I assume these are the Seth Lord ancestors. 278 00:27:39,227 --> 00:27:42,346 There certainly can be no other reason for hanging them. 279 00:27:42,772 --> 00:27:44,978 Can't say they look very bright. 280 00:27:45,149 --> 00:27:47,189 Inbreeding. Always produces idiots. 281 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,815 Here. Open this. 282 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:03,958 How do you do? I believe you're the lady and gentleman from the press. 283 00:28:04,126 --> 00:28:05,751 I am Caroline Lord. 284 00:28:06,128 --> 00:28:11,205 Well, I'm Elizabeth Imbrie and this is Mr. Macaulay Connor. 285 00:28:15,847 --> 00:28:18,219 I spoke French before I spoke English. 286 00:28:18,391 --> 00:28:22,720 My early childhood was spent in Paris, where my father worked in a bank. 287 00:28:22,895 --> 00:28:24,769 The House of Morgan. 288 00:28:24,939 --> 00:28:27,810 - You don't say. - Yes, I do say. 289 00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:33,071 Can you play the piano? I can. 290 00:28:33,239 --> 00:28:38,280 I shall play and sing at the same time. 291 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:27,159 How do you do? I'm Tracy Lord. 292 00:29:28,127 --> 00:29:32,077 You must be... Oh, of course, you are. 293 00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:35,210 I adore strangers. 294 00:29:35,384 --> 00:29:38,469 Do sit down, please. 295 00:29:38,638 --> 00:29:39,836 That sister of yours... 296 00:29:40,014 --> 00:29:44,676 Isn't she a dear? And so talented. But we're afraid she has a homicidal streak. 297 00:29:44,852 --> 00:29:48,138 - Did you get lost finding us? - No. We had good directions. 298 00:29:48,314 --> 00:29:50,770 I hope you don't mind our being here. 299 00:29:50,942 --> 00:29:53,183 Oh, but I'm delighted. We have so much cake. 300 00:29:53,361 --> 00:29:56,278 - What is your name, dear? - No, thank you. 301 00:29:56,447 --> 00:29:59,021 I'm so sensitive to names. 302 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,738 My name is Elizabeth Imbrie. 303 00:30:01,911 --> 00:30:04,616 Elizabeth Imbrie. 304 00:30:04,789 --> 00:30:10,329 It sounds like a medieval saint who was burned to death. And you? 305 00:30:10,503 --> 00:30:12,045 I'm Mike Connor. 306 00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:16,674 Michael. What a lovely musical name. Now, you mustn't be ashamed of it. 307 00:30:16,842 --> 00:30:18,420 I'm not. Mike is for Macaulay. 308 00:30:18,594 --> 00:30:20,919 And what's the Macaulay for? 309 00:30:21,097 --> 00:30:24,430 My father taught English history. My friends call me Mike. 310 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,352 Of whom you have many, I'm sure. 311 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,390 English history has always fascinated me. 312 00:30:30,565 --> 00:30:33,980 Cromwell and Robin Hood. 313 00:30:34,151 --> 00:30:36,607 And Jack the Ripper. Where did he teach? 314 00:30:36,779 --> 00:30:40,729 - Your father, I mean. - South Bend, Indiana. 315 00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:45,036 South Bend. It sounds like dancing, doesn't it? 316 00:30:45,204 --> 00:30:47,660 You must have had a most happy childhood there. 317 00:30:48,249 --> 00:30:49,992 - It was screams. - I'm so glad. 318 00:30:50,376 --> 00:30:52,167 - I didn't mean it that way. - Sorry. 319 00:30:52,336 --> 00:30:54,246 It's a natural mistake. 320 00:30:54,422 --> 00:30:57,588 - Are you the photographer or the...? - I take pictures. 321 00:30:57,758 --> 00:31:02,919 Great art. Did you bring your Brownie? You must be sort of a writer, Mr. Connor. 322 00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:05,220 - Sort of, yes. - Have I read your novels? 323 00:31:05,391 --> 00:31:06,422 I doubt it. 324 00:31:06,601 --> 00:31:08,889 - I haven't written any. - But you must. 325 00:31:09,061 --> 00:31:12,762 Why, Mozart composed at 13. You must be at least 30. 326 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:16,938 Time is flying. Where were you born, Miss Imbrie? 327 00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:19,780 - Duluth. - Duluth. 328 00:31:19,947 --> 00:31:22,734 - That's west of here, isn't it? - Sort of. 329 00:31:22,909 --> 00:31:25,364 But we occasionally get the eastern breezes. 330 00:31:25,536 --> 00:31:29,071 - Are you two going together? - Now, look, Miss Lord. 331 00:31:29,248 --> 00:31:33,542 - That's an odd question, I must say. - I don't see why. I think it's fascinating. 332 00:31:33,711 --> 00:31:35,502 Like birds in spring. It's... 333 00:31:35,671 --> 00:31:39,965 Well, it's the sort of intimate detail you like to write about, isn't it, Mr. Connor? 334 00:31:40,134 --> 00:31:43,052 But if you'd rather not have your privacy invaded... 335 00:31:43,221 --> 00:31:46,175 ...I will certainly respect your wishes. Please. 336 00:31:46,349 --> 00:31:49,848 If you'll excuse me, I'll see what's keeping Mama. 337 00:31:50,019 --> 00:31:52,557 Mama is so eager to see you. 338 00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:54,308 Mama? 339 00:31:58,736 --> 00:32:01,820 You know, professor, I think you dropped a loop. 340 00:32:03,115 --> 00:32:07,362 - She can't be for real. - Who was doing the interviewing? 341 00:32:07,537 --> 00:32:12,531 - Do you think she was born that way? - No. Takes years. 342 00:32:13,834 --> 00:32:15,993 I know we're being taken for a ride. 343 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:19,088 Well, if we are, let's enjoy the scenery. 344 00:32:19,257 --> 00:32:21,166 I'm scared. I wanna go home. 345 00:32:21,342 --> 00:32:25,209 Mama. Mama, this is Miss Imbrie of Duluth... 346 00:32:25,388 --> 00:32:29,516 ...and the young man she goes with at SPY magazine, Mr. Mike Macaulay Connor. 347 00:32:29,684 --> 00:32:32,685 - He's the son of an English teacher. - How do you do? 348 00:32:32,854 --> 00:32:34,680 - Sorry to keep you waiting. - Not at all. 349 00:32:34,856 --> 00:32:37,691 - We enjoyed the floor show. - You must mean Caroline. 350 00:32:37,859 --> 00:32:40,769 Well, then, you've met us all, haven't you? 351 00:32:40,869 --> 00:32:41,976 Except Mr. Lord. 352 00:32:43,489 --> 00:32:45,696 Look at the pretty way she does her hair. 353 00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:48,784 - It's lovely. Is it lacquered? - No. 354 00:32:48,953 --> 00:32:54,196 - Will Mr. Lord be here for the wedding? - We're about to have lunch. Join us. 355 00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:57,376 - Thank you. - Good. I'll tell Edward. 356 00:32:57,545 --> 00:33:02,171 We wondered about Mr. Lord because I was hoping to be able to get... 357 00:33:02,341 --> 00:33:05,876 - We wondered about Mr. Lord... - We usually have box lunches on the lawn. 358 00:33:06,053 --> 00:33:08,379 But today it's sit-down. Come to the garden. 359 00:33:10,474 --> 00:33:13,012 - Do you like your sherry dry or sweet? - Scotch on the rocks. 360 00:33:13,144 --> 00:33:16,679 George, Mr. Connor of SPY magazine. He's going to cover our wedding. 361 00:33:16,856 --> 00:33:17,935 How do you do? 362 00:33:18,107 --> 00:33:20,978 - And Miss Imbrie of Duluth. - How do you do? 363 00:33:21,152 --> 00:33:24,568 Splendid. I'm a great admirer of your magazine, Mr. Connor. 364 00:33:24,739 --> 00:33:26,447 Really? Why? 365 00:33:26,616 --> 00:33:30,660 It has its finger on the pulse of the public and its ear to the ground. 366 00:33:30,828 --> 00:33:33,070 That's a vulnerable position, don't you think? 367 00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:35,323 I asked Edward to set two extra places. 368 00:33:35,499 --> 00:33:38,251 Make it three. Hello, sweetheart! 369 00:33:38,461 --> 00:33:41,960 - Who he? - This is Miss Imbrie and Mr. Connor... 370 00:33:42,131 --> 00:33:44,207 ...from SPY magazine. - SPY? 371 00:33:44,383 --> 00:33:47,088 Your tastes have changed a little, haven't they, Sam? 372 00:33:47,261 --> 00:33:49,254 - Sam? - Her middle name's Samantha. 373 00:33:49,430 --> 00:33:51,304 - She hates it. Hi. - Hi. 374 00:33:51,474 --> 00:33:56,266 Isn't it time for your milk and arsenic, darling? 375 00:33:57,563 --> 00:34:01,063 Are you the same Dexter-Haven that wrote a song called "Samantha"? 376 00:34:01,234 --> 00:34:04,519 And unless I'm mistaken, weren't you once married to Miss Lord? 377 00:34:04,695 --> 00:34:07,862 - Guilty on both counts. - I remember. Two years ago. 378 00:34:08,032 --> 00:34:10,190 Elopement, headlines, divorce, headlines... 379 00:34:10,368 --> 00:34:13,902 ...and now you're back for the wedding? - I'm here for this jazz festival... 380 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,785 ...but I expect to pitch a little rice on the side. 381 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:19,116 Mr. Haven has become quite famous since our divorce. 382 00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:23,789 Undoubtedly you know of his piano concerto "Choo Choo Mama." 383 00:34:23,965 --> 00:34:25,708 Yes, I know it very well. 384 00:34:25,883 --> 00:34:28,172 Tell me, how did you and Mr. Kittredge meet? 385 00:34:28,344 --> 00:34:30,301 Heaven brought them together. 386 00:34:30,471 --> 00:34:32,843 My father took me to inspect one of his mines... 387 00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:35,257 ...and Mr. Kittredge was there to guide us. 388 00:34:35,434 --> 00:34:38,352 - How romantic. - Yes, they met in a hole in the ground. 389 00:34:38,521 --> 00:34:41,937 We're all very friendly. It's the only civilized way to behave. 390 00:34:42,108 --> 00:34:45,975 Could I have a picture of the bride between her first and second husband? 391 00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:47,813 Really, I don't... Darling... 392 00:34:47,989 --> 00:34:49,862 Is something like this thrilling? 393 00:34:50,032 --> 00:34:52,606 May the two gentlemen look at each other? 394 00:34:52,827 --> 00:34:55,282 You don't look as well as the last time I saw you. 395 00:34:55,454 --> 00:34:56,913 Ready? 396 00:34:57,832 --> 00:35:02,209 You've got a lot on your mind. But it's too late to back out, old boy. 397 00:35:02,461 --> 00:35:05,415 - They grew up together. - Miss Lord... 398 00:35:05,590 --> 00:35:08,840 ...would you look at your first husband in this one, please? 399 00:35:13,431 --> 00:35:17,179 You don't look old enough to marry anybody. You never did. 400 00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:18,894 Ready? 401 00:35:19,729 --> 00:35:22,350 - One more, please. - Naturally. 402 00:35:22,523 --> 00:35:25,809 She needs trouble to mature, Kittredge. Give her a lot of it. 403 00:35:25,985 --> 00:35:30,149 - I'm afraid she can't count on me for that. - That's a pity. I gave her plenty. 404 00:35:30,323 --> 00:35:31,354 Ready? 405 00:35:31,532 --> 00:35:34,367 Mr. Kittredge, could you smile? You're the groom, you know. 406 00:35:36,287 --> 00:35:38,363 - There. Thank you. - Good. 407 00:35:38,706 --> 00:35:40,580 Miss Lord, please lift your chin. 408 00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:43,540 I thought I was sticking it out. 409 00:35:47,298 --> 00:35:51,592 Say, that's some rock you got there, Sam. Did you mine that yourself, George? 410 00:35:52,094 --> 00:35:54,383 Father sent her a diamond necklace. 411 00:35:54,555 --> 00:35:58,339 Yes, when will I be able to get a picture of the family united with Mr. Lord? 412 00:35:58,518 --> 00:36:03,226 - My husband loathes publicity. - He will be here a little later, won't he? 413 00:36:05,525 --> 00:36:07,019 Papa! 414 00:36:09,362 --> 00:36:11,687 Papa. It's Papa! 415 00:36:11,864 --> 00:36:15,648 - Oh, capital, it's Papa! - Dear Papa, you came at last. 416 00:36:15,826 --> 00:36:18,578 Papa? Have you by any chance slipped a cog? 417 00:36:18,746 --> 00:36:21,319 Uncle Willie, for the time being, you have to be Father. 418 00:36:21,499 --> 00:36:23,954 - Why? - I shall explain later. 419 00:36:24,126 --> 00:36:27,127 - Look, it's Papa! - It's Papa! 420 00:36:27,296 --> 00:36:29,004 - It's Papa. - Yes. 421 00:36:29,173 --> 00:36:31,747 Tell Edward to set another place for lunch. 422 00:36:31,926 --> 00:36:34,464 - You're looking clever today, Papa. - Thank you. 423 00:36:34,637 --> 00:36:38,053 - Papa, this is Miss Imbrie and Mr. Connor. - They're from SPY. 424 00:36:38,224 --> 00:36:42,933 Spy? Yes, of course, the magazine. I believe I know your editor. 425 00:36:43,104 --> 00:36:45,809 - Dreadful fellow. - He's wretched. 426 00:36:46,399 --> 00:36:50,266 Papa, these two charming people were beginning to doubt your existence. 427 00:36:50,444 --> 00:36:52,069 Well, imagine that. 428 00:36:53,197 --> 00:36:55,902 Father of the bride. We'll use it to head the article. 429 00:36:56,075 --> 00:36:57,653 I'm afraid you got my bad side. 430 00:36:57,827 --> 00:37:02,156 - I'm sure you have no bad side, Mr. Lord. - I like her. 431 00:37:02,331 --> 00:37:04,490 Now, I'll have a drink, if I may. 432 00:37:08,296 --> 00:37:12,543 How clumsy of me. I could die. 433 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,836 - I'll bet it's ruined. - I'd like a piece of your bet. 434 00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:18,467 - Is it broken? - Probably. 435 00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:20,965 - Whatever will you do? - I carry a spare. 436 00:37:21,142 --> 00:37:24,096 - Luncheon is served. - Thank you, Edward. 437 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:27,224 Shall we go in? We're all famished, I'm sure. 438 00:37:27,398 --> 00:37:29,023 - Bring your drinks. - Sweetie. 439 00:37:29,192 --> 00:37:31,979 - I haven't got a drink. - Have some schnapps, Pops. 440 00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:34,940 When you look at this wonderful family... 441 00:37:35,114 --> 00:37:37,273 ...do you wonder what you've done to deserve it? 442 00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:38,992 I do indeed, my boy. 443 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,829 Every morning I look into the mirror and I say to myself: 444 00:37:41,996 --> 00:37:45,116 "Seth Lord, what in the world have you done to deserve this?" 445 00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:49,419 - And what have you done? - I beg your pardon? Oh, not a thing. 446 00:37:50,379 --> 00:37:52,668 It's a fine place you have. Build it yourself? 447 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,509 Of course. Brick by brick. 448 00:37:55,885 --> 00:37:58,043 Quite an undertaking, you know. L... 449 00:37:58,221 --> 00:38:01,839 And it would appear that each brick is about to fall upon me. 450 00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:04,222 - Tracy, your Uncle Willie is here. - My what? 451 00:38:04,393 --> 00:38:06,433 Aren't you gonna greet Uncle Willie? 452 00:38:08,022 --> 00:38:09,849 Uncle Willie! 453 00:38:12,026 --> 00:38:13,651 Uncle Willie! 454 00:38:14,237 --> 00:38:17,522 - Father, what are you doing here? - I have a right to be here. 455 00:38:17,698 --> 00:38:20,616 - You're Uncle Willie, understand? - No. I don't. 456 00:38:20,785 --> 00:38:23,323 - I'll explain later. - Look, everybody... 457 00:38:23,788 --> 00:38:26,824 ...isn't it nice of Uncle Willie to surprise us? 458 00:38:26,999 --> 00:38:31,246 Miss Imbrie, Mr. Connor, this is my Uncle Willie. 459 00:38:34,048 --> 00:38:38,212 Were you, by any chance, playing footsie with me at lunch? 460 00:38:38,761 --> 00:38:40,670 From where I sat? 461 00:38:40,972 --> 00:38:43,130 I didn't think your reach was that good. 462 00:38:43,307 --> 00:38:47,091 Seth Lord has a roving eye. And foot. 463 00:38:50,231 --> 00:38:53,766 - Elegant junk. - It's shiny. 464 00:38:53,943 --> 00:38:58,404 Would I trade places with Miss Tracy Lord for all her wealth and beauty? 465 00:38:58,573 --> 00:39:03,199 - Just ask me. - All right, I will. 466 00:39:03,369 --> 00:39:06,987 Would you trade places with Miss Tracy Lord for all of her wealth and beauty? 467 00:39:07,164 --> 00:39:10,000 You know, I can't help thinking about it. 468 00:41:33,936 --> 00:41:35,395 Cold? 469 00:41:36,772 --> 00:41:40,817 And what little mission of mischief brings you out of the bushes? 470 00:41:40,985 --> 00:41:42,978 A wedding present. 471 00:41:43,154 --> 00:41:45,561 Wouldn't it have been simpler to have it sent over? 472 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:47,151 Oh, no. 473 00:41:48,159 --> 00:41:51,076 Whoever brought it could never say what I want to say. 474 00:41:52,997 --> 00:41:54,539 Well? 475 00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:58,496 Lovely and unrelenting. 476 00:41:59,837 --> 00:42:05,176 - You said you had something to say. - I'd hoped you'd changed a little, Tracy... 477 00:42:05,343 --> 00:42:06,920 ...maybe softened some. 478 00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:10,428 Well, not for my sake entirely, but for yours. 479 00:42:10,598 --> 00:42:14,761 - You'd stand a better chance at happiness. - Thank you. I'll manage. 480 00:42:14,936 --> 00:42:17,771 Oh, yeah. I bet you will. You'll manage all right. 481 00:42:17,939 --> 00:42:19,647 You'll manage George too. 482 00:42:19,815 --> 00:42:24,109 But heaven help him if he shows any signs of weakness or rebellion. 483 00:42:24,278 --> 00:42:27,778 I see you haven't changed either, Dexter. 484 00:42:28,824 --> 00:42:30,782 I tried hard to figure it out. 485 00:42:30,952 --> 00:42:33,953 Your father hurt you deeply when he hurt your mother. 486 00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:37,241 - Please. - So you started demanding perfection. 487 00:42:38,292 --> 00:42:42,337 Nobody was gonna hurt you. You felt I tricked you. 488 00:42:43,506 --> 00:42:47,290 I didn't know you wanted a husband who'd be high priest to a virgin goddess. 489 00:42:47,468 --> 00:42:50,837 - Stop using those foul words. - It's a real pity too, Tracy. 490 00:42:51,013 --> 00:42:55,759 You'd be a wonderful woman if you'd just let your tiara slip a little. 491 00:42:55,935 --> 00:42:59,470 But you'll never be a wonderful woman, or even a wonderful human being... 492 00:42:59,647 --> 00:43:03,265 ...until you learn to have some regard for human frailty. 493 00:43:04,694 --> 00:43:07,813 There's a lot more of you goddesses around than people realize. 494 00:43:08,114 --> 00:43:11,946 - Is that all you have to say? - No. 495 00:43:12,118 --> 00:43:16,447 Those first weeks we spent together were the most wonderful I've ever known. 496 00:43:19,893 --> 00:43:22,467 Good luck, Sam, and good sailing. 497 00:44:32,925 --> 00:44:34,716 Hey skipper, when do we eat? 498 00:44:36,762 --> 00:44:38,470 Now. 499 00:44:38,889 --> 00:44:42,969 - Well, you've been at it long enough. - It's the bride's prerogative. 500 00:44:43,143 --> 00:44:45,813 I don't like you out of my sight so long. 501 00:44:45,979 --> 00:44:48,186 That's nice. 502 00:44:48,649 --> 00:44:50,891 I'll have that fixed in the morning. 503 00:44:51,068 --> 00:44:52,562 First course. 504 00:44:53,195 --> 00:44:55,318 You'll never be able to follow it. 505 00:44:56,073 --> 00:44:58,112 Second course. 506 00:44:59,576 --> 00:45:01,403 - What is it? - Tomato juice. 507 00:45:01,578 --> 00:45:03,785 It's brilliant. What did you do? 508 00:45:03,956 --> 00:45:07,788 - Opened the can and poured it out. - It's so piquant. 509 00:45:08,794 --> 00:45:10,205 Good. 510 00:45:10,379 --> 00:45:14,542 - Invented by the Earl of Sandwich? - With something special added. 511 00:45:19,346 --> 00:45:21,802 - You hussy! - You said you'd eat anything. 512 00:45:21,974 --> 00:45:23,931 It's for you. 513 00:48:08,056 --> 00:48:09,088 Tracy? 514 00:48:10,350 --> 00:48:12,142 Tracy? 515 00:48:14,146 --> 00:48:15,605 Hey. 516 00:48:16,398 --> 00:48:17,940 You all right? 517 00:48:19,318 --> 00:48:23,730 - Yes. L... I was just... - I know. Half asleep. 518 00:48:23,906 --> 00:48:27,109 Say, aren't you a pretty big girl to be playing with boats? 519 00:48:27,284 --> 00:48:31,613 It's a model of the True Love. A wedding present from Dexter. 520 00:48:32,498 --> 00:48:36,910 We spent our honeymoon on her. Oh my, she was yare. 521 00:48:37,085 --> 00:48:39,623 Yare? What's yare? 522 00:48:39,796 --> 00:48:44,340 Sleek, quick to the helm, everything a boat should be. 523 00:48:44,927 --> 00:48:48,545 It seems hardly in good taste as a wedding present. 524 00:48:48,722 --> 00:48:53,550 George, the true love never really existed with Dexter. 525 00:48:53,727 --> 00:48:55,850 I want you to know that. 526 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,148 I do know. 527 00:49:00,317 --> 00:49:02,890 That's the wonderful thing about you. 528 00:49:03,529 --> 00:49:06,280 You're untouched by this foolish first marriage. 529 00:49:06,907 --> 00:49:09,824 There's a beautiful purity about you... 530 00:49:09,993 --> 00:49:13,362 ...like a statue to be worshipped. 531 00:49:13,539 --> 00:49:16,954 But I don't want to be worshipped. I want to be loved. 532 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:21,704 That goes without saying. But I also want you up on a pedestal where you belong. 533 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,122 Where I can look up and adore you. 534 00:49:30,973 --> 00:49:32,135 Never mind. 535 00:49:35,894 --> 00:49:38,516 Tracy, aren't you going in, dear? 536 00:49:38,689 --> 00:49:42,900 - I've changed my mind. - Mr. Lord... 537 00:49:44,570 --> 00:49:47,939 ...I haven't had a chance to thank you yet for coming back for the wedding. 538 00:49:48,115 --> 00:49:50,570 It was very decent of you and we both appreciate it. 539 00:49:50,742 --> 00:49:53,909 Well, thank you, George. I felt my wife would not object. 540 00:49:54,079 --> 00:49:58,207 George, we moved your things to make room for those magazine people. 541 00:49:58,375 --> 00:50:01,578 - You don't mind, do you? - Anything you do is all right with me. 542 00:50:01,753 --> 00:50:04,707 We're having cocktails here before going to Uncle Willie's. 543 00:50:04,882 --> 00:50:06,791 I'd better dash off and change. 544 00:50:06,967 --> 00:50:08,841 I'll see you later, Tracy. 545 00:50:09,011 --> 00:50:10,553 Excuse me. 546 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,554 I have a feeling George is going to take that ring tomorrow... 547 00:50:17,728 --> 00:50:20,053 ...and go right through center with it. 548 00:50:21,106 --> 00:50:22,898 That's very amusing. 549 00:50:23,066 --> 00:50:26,649 Almost as amusing as the sight of you with your arm around Mother. 550 00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:30,772 Well, I find it most unamusing to be passed off as your Uncle Willie. 551 00:50:30,949 --> 00:50:34,614 And do take that tone out of your voice. It is most unattractive. 552 00:50:34,786 --> 00:50:36,826 Oh, really? 553 00:50:36,997 --> 00:50:41,493 And your dancer friend, how does she speak to you, dulcet and intoxicating? 554 00:50:41,668 --> 00:50:44,954 Heady enough to make you forget family responsibilities? 555 00:50:45,130 --> 00:50:48,831 - Stop it instantly! - Mother, I can't help it. It's sickening. 556 00:50:49,009 --> 00:50:53,221 A magnificent right he's got to come back in his best head-of-the-family manner... 557 00:50:53,388 --> 00:50:56,508 ...and start taking charge as if he'd done nothing at all. 558 00:50:56,683 --> 00:50:58,676 Well, it's not really your affair. 559 00:50:58,852 --> 00:51:00,644 If it concerns anyone... 560 00:51:00,813 --> 00:51:03,482 Actually, I don't know who it concerns except your father. 561 00:51:03,649 --> 00:51:07,978 That is very wise of you, Margaret. What most wives don't seem to realize... 562 00:51:08,153 --> 00:51:11,818 ...is that a husband's philandering, even as innocuous as my own... 563 00:51:11,990 --> 00:51:14,232 ...has nothing whatever to do with them. 564 00:51:15,327 --> 00:51:18,696 And pray, just what has it to do with, then? 565 00:51:18,872 --> 00:51:21,363 A reluctance to grow old, I think. 566 00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:25,124 I suppose the best mainstay a man can have as he gets along in years... 567 00:51:25,295 --> 00:51:26,327 ...is a daughter. 568 00:51:26,547 --> 00:51:30,331 The right kind of daughter, one who's full of warmth and affection... 569 00:51:30,509 --> 00:51:34,293 ...a kind of foolish, unquestioning, uncritical affection. 570 00:51:34,471 --> 00:51:38,255 None of which I've got, of course. I'm a cold goddess. 571 00:51:38,433 --> 00:51:41,885 If your vanity thinks in terms of goddesses. 572 00:51:42,062 --> 00:51:43,936 You have a good mind, Tracy. 573 00:51:44,106 --> 00:51:47,938 You have a pretty face, a fine, disciplined body that does what you tell it. 574 00:51:48,110 --> 00:51:52,902 You have everything it takes to make a lovely woman, except the one essential: 575 00:51:53,073 --> 00:51:55,196 An understanding heart. 576 00:51:55,367 --> 00:51:59,199 Without it, you might just as well be made of bronze. 577 00:52:02,207 --> 00:52:04,663 That's an awful thing to say to anyone. 578 00:52:04,835 --> 00:52:07,871 - It's an awful thing to have to say. - Seth, that's too much. 579 00:52:08,046 --> 00:52:10,537 I'm afraid it isn't enough. 580 00:52:10,716 --> 00:52:13,385 Darling, your father doesn't mean that. 581 00:52:13,552 --> 00:52:16,043 Neither one of you means it. 582 00:52:16,763 --> 00:52:20,382 Both of you seem to forget that in striking out at each other... 583 00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:23,097 ...you hurt others besides yourself. 584 00:52:41,997 --> 00:52:44,868 What's the matter with everyone all of a sudden? 585 00:53:05,437 --> 00:53:07,062 Get in. 586 00:53:25,123 --> 00:53:27,994 Are you learning anything about the idle rich? 587 00:53:28,168 --> 00:53:30,327 Yeah, they drive too fast. 588 00:53:31,129 --> 00:53:32,956 Where we headed anyway? 589 00:53:33,131 --> 00:53:36,631 - The graveyard. - I'm not ready. 590 00:53:36,802 --> 00:53:41,547 I thought I'd show you the playground of the rich, the graveyard of wealth. 591 00:53:41,723 --> 00:53:43,633 Well, for that I'm ready. 592 00:53:50,816 --> 00:53:52,191 Beautiful, isn't it? 593 00:53:53,318 --> 00:53:54,599 The grass needs cutting. 594 00:53:55,070 --> 00:53:57,359 It's been boarded up for 15 years. 595 00:53:57,531 --> 00:54:00,734 - Why? - The high cost of being rich. 596 00:54:00,909 --> 00:54:04,444 Most of the homes here are closed up or sold for taxes. 597 00:54:04,621 --> 00:54:06,993 Why don't you write about that? 598 00:54:12,337 --> 00:54:14,828 You've got a chip on your shoulder about me. Why? 599 00:54:15,007 --> 00:54:17,676 Because you came here with your mind already made up. 600 00:54:17,843 --> 00:54:20,713 The time to make up your mind about people is never. 601 00:54:20,888 --> 00:54:23,592 - I had an opinion. - Unfavorable and unfair. 602 00:54:23,765 --> 00:54:27,977 Really? What exactly do you do around here that's so worthwhile? 603 00:54:28,145 --> 00:54:30,932 Do you consider what you do worthwhile? 604 00:54:31,106 --> 00:54:34,475 Making a living off people's personal lives and misfortunes? 605 00:54:34,651 --> 00:54:37,985 - I cannot pick and choose. - You could be anything you wanted to be. 606 00:54:38,155 --> 00:54:41,571 But you'll never be a first-class writer or human being... 607 00:54:41,742 --> 00:54:46,368 ...until you learn to have some compassion or regard for human... 608 00:54:46,538 --> 00:54:49,029 - You were saying? - Nothing. 609 00:54:49,291 --> 00:54:52,292 This is the second time you've taken me for a ride. I don't like it. 610 00:54:52,461 --> 00:54:55,711 - Really? - Really, Miss Tracy Samantha. 611 00:54:55,881 --> 00:55:00,092 Samantha. What a lovely, musical name. 612 00:55:00,302 --> 00:55:03,137 Reminds me of an Indian cure for snakebite. 613 00:55:03,305 --> 00:55:09,178 - What's it stand for? The name, I mean. - It stands for no nonsense. 614 00:55:09,561 --> 00:55:11,684 What do you do beside collect husbands? 615 00:55:11,855 --> 00:55:16,102 - I mind my own business. - This happens to be my business. 616 00:55:16,276 --> 00:55:20,606 For instance, how old are you, Miss Lord? 26? 617 00:55:20,781 --> 00:55:22,441 No children? 618 00:55:22,783 --> 00:55:26,697 Time is flying. What do you do in your spare time? 619 00:55:26,870 --> 00:55:30,571 I sometimes endure arrogant reporters. 620 00:55:30,749 --> 00:55:32,742 Arrogant, indeed. 621 00:55:32,918 --> 00:55:35,207 Shall we keep this on an impersonal basis? 622 00:55:35,379 --> 00:55:39,507 - Shall we continue with the full tour? - Gladly, Miss Lord. 623 00:55:39,675 --> 00:55:41,917 But without the full treatment. 624 00:55:53,647 --> 00:55:57,775 - Another show place, Mr. Connor. - Yeah, that's quite a shack. 625 00:55:57,943 --> 00:56:00,399 - Who owns that? - My Uncle Willie. 626 00:56:00,571 --> 00:56:03,358 It's being turned into a boys' school next year. 627 00:56:03,532 --> 00:56:07,577 He wanted to sell it for taxes. When he couldn't, he decided to give it away. 628 00:56:07,744 --> 00:56:10,282 It was cheaper. Would you like to see it? 629 00:56:10,455 --> 00:56:11,700 Sure. 630 00:56:13,041 --> 00:56:15,746 - Good afternoon, Lawrence. - I didn't hear you ring. 631 00:56:15,919 --> 00:56:18,078 We barged in. Is Uncle Willie around? 632 00:56:18,255 --> 00:56:21,505 - No, he hasn't returned from lunch yet. - That's right. I forgot. 633 00:56:21,675 --> 00:56:24,961 - We'll be at the bar, if you don't mind. - Not at all, Miss Tracy. 634 00:56:25,137 --> 00:56:27,675 - Good afternoon, John. - Good afternoon, Miss Tracy. 635 00:56:27,848 --> 00:56:31,715 - Your Uncle Willie's getting kicked out? - They're getting ready for a party. 636 00:56:31,894 --> 00:56:34,515 - A last fling? - Sort of. It's my bachelor party. 637 00:56:34,688 --> 00:56:36,645 - Hello, Tommy. - Good afternoon. 638 00:56:36,815 --> 00:56:39,485 - Girls only? - We're democratic. We're allowing men. 639 00:56:39,651 --> 00:56:43,186 The only bachelor parties I attended were with girls who came out of cakes. 640 00:56:43,363 --> 00:56:45,522 Please, Mr. Connor. This is Newport. 641 00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:51,328 This is a bar? 642 00:56:51,497 --> 00:56:55,826 Uncle Willie's the kind of man who doesn't like to go far when he's thirsty. 643 00:56:56,001 --> 00:56:58,670 I'm gonna have to buddy it up with Uncle Willie. 644 00:57:06,345 --> 00:57:08,717 I had a bed that did that once. 645 00:57:09,848 --> 00:57:13,182 Are you getting an interesting story on us, Mr. Connor? 646 00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:17,178 Why can't you break down and call me Mike? 647 00:57:17,356 --> 00:57:22,694 I couldn't possibly break down. I was raised on a pedestal. Would you? 648 00:57:23,111 --> 00:57:27,156 I sense something's bothering you and I'm getting clobbered for it. 649 00:57:27,324 --> 00:57:29,067 You're a darned attractive girl. 650 00:57:29,243 --> 00:57:32,030 But instead of an orchid on your shoulder, you're wearing a chip. 651 00:57:32,204 --> 00:57:35,537 You think I'm attractive? A high priestess? 652 00:57:36,124 --> 00:57:37,998 You're awful tough to figure. 653 00:57:38,168 --> 00:57:41,833 When you write your story about us, compare me to one of these homes... 654 00:57:42,005 --> 00:57:46,881 ...boarded up, a thing of the past, a relic to be sold for taxes. 655 00:57:47,052 --> 00:57:49,923 Miss Lord, you've got rocks in your head. 656 00:57:50,097 --> 00:57:54,391 No. The truth is that I don't fit into the landscape either. 657 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:58,308 - The house has been boarded up too long. - There's an answer for that too. 658 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,150 Tear the boards down. Throw open the windows... 659 00:58:01,316 --> 00:58:03,558 ...and let the wind blow through. 660 00:58:03,735 --> 00:58:05,728 That's better. 661 01:01:15,802 --> 01:01:17,427 What goes on here? 662 01:01:17,596 --> 01:01:22,756 There's a dark horse in this race and my boy's running a slow third. 663 01:01:22,935 --> 01:01:27,229 What we need is a little change-of-pace music, Junior. 664 01:04:36,170 --> 01:04:38,874 Now we're getting warm. 665 01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:49,967 That's quite a brawl. 666 01:04:50,142 --> 01:04:53,143 Yes. One of the prettiest sights in this pretty world... 667 01:04:53,312 --> 01:04:57,523 ...is the sight of the privileged class enjoying its privileges. 668 01:04:58,108 --> 01:05:01,228 They're really not a bad bunch when you get to know them. 669 01:05:01,403 --> 01:05:06,148 - You getting to know them? - Slowly. 670 01:05:06,325 --> 01:05:11,152 "With the rich and mighty, it takes a little patience." That's an old Spanish proverb. 671 01:05:11,330 --> 01:05:13,999 Yes. Well, I come from a long line of Swedes. 672 01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:15,957 We have an old saying too: 673 01:05:16,126 --> 01:05:19,163 "When the cat's away, why should the mouse act like a rat?" 674 01:05:19,338 --> 01:05:22,042 Liz! Liz, I've been looking for you. 675 01:05:22,216 --> 01:05:26,000 Really? Well, I've been right here all the time, Mr. Lord. 676 01:05:26,178 --> 01:05:31,421 - I beg your pardon? Oh, no, call me Seth. - Seth. 677 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:35,680 Your daughter doesn't resemble you. In fact, there's an amazing difference. 678 01:05:35,854 --> 01:05:41,193 Well, naturally. She's a girl, you know, and I'm a wicked old man. 679 01:05:42,694 --> 01:05:44,734 Willie! 680 01:05:44,905 --> 01:05:46,814 Dexter's looking for you. 681 01:05:46,990 --> 01:05:48,900 Mrs. Lord, you called him Willie. 682 01:05:49,076 --> 01:05:52,611 Miss Imbrie, there's a misunderstanding which I'd like to clear up. 683 01:05:52,788 --> 01:05:56,038 - In the first place, I'm Seth Lord. - Yes. Yes. 684 01:05:56,208 --> 01:05:59,292 - Well, that makes you... - Available. 685 01:05:59,461 --> 01:06:01,205 - I don't get it. - Don't go away. 686 01:06:01,380 --> 01:06:03,004 - I'll be right back. - Oh, dear. 687 01:06:03,173 --> 01:06:06,210 You are here in exchange for repressing an article about me. 688 01:06:06,385 --> 01:06:09,054 However, you should know that I'll sue your editor... 689 01:06:09,221 --> 01:06:13,005 ...if anything derogatory to any of us is published. Okay? 690 01:06:13,183 --> 01:06:18,178 - I hope you do. - Mr. Lord, Mrs. Lord, you must know... 691 01:06:18,355 --> 01:06:20,928 ...that Mike and I weren't told anything about this. 692 01:06:21,108 --> 01:06:23,729 - Why, of course. - Mother! 693 01:06:24,945 --> 01:06:27,234 Mother, I'm so glad to see you. 694 01:06:27,406 --> 01:06:29,482 - Mike. - Hello, Mr. Kittredge. 695 01:06:29,658 --> 01:06:31,485 Hello, Father. 696 01:06:31,660 --> 01:06:34,578 - Miss Imbrie, you having a wonderful time? - Wonderful. 697 01:06:34,746 --> 01:06:38,696 - Mike, are you having a wonderful time? - It's a gasser. 698 01:06:38,876 --> 01:06:42,410 Isn't that wonderful? George? 699 01:06:43,046 --> 01:06:46,380 - Shall we dance? - We were. 700 01:06:48,427 --> 01:06:50,087 Goodbye. 701 01:06:52,264 --> 01:06:54,173 George? 702 01:06:54,349 --> 01:06:56,805 Are you having a wonderful time? 703 01:06:56,977 --> 01:07:00,428 - Isn't it a beautiful party? - Yes, a very nice party. 704 01:07:00,606 --> 01:07:03,055 Wouldn't you like to sit down, dear? 705 01:07:03,155 --> 01:07:06,234 Here? Don't be silly. We'll get stepped on. 706 01:07:06,403 --> 01:07:10,982 I thought perhaps you were tired. I see that Dexter's here. 707 01:07:11,158 --> 01:07:14,609 Everybody's here. Everybody's having a wonderful time. 708 01:07:14,786 --> 01:07:16,494 That's nice, isn't it, George? 709 01:07:16,663 --> 01:07:18,989 Yes, it's very nice, Tracy, very nice. 710 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,957 Very nice. 711 01:07:26,590 --> 01:07:30,291 Thank you very much. That was splendid. Very nice indeed. 712 01:07:30,469 --> 01:07:35,546 We are honored in Newport to have visiting us several famous orchestras... 713 01:07:35,724 --> 01:07:39,674 ...for the jazz festival tomorrow night. 714 01:07:39,853 --> 01:07:42,807 Among them, the greatest of them all... 715 01:07:42,981 --> 01:07:48,402 ...Mr. Louis Armstrong. Yeah. 716 01:07:48,570 --> 01:07:53,316 We also have with us one of the sponsors of the festival, Mr. Dexter-Haven. 717 01:07:53,492 --> 01:07:57,988 - So I'll ask Dexter to explain. - Thank you. 718 01:08:00,249 --> 01:08:05,835 Dear gentle folk of Newport... Or maybe I should say, "hats and cats"? 719 01:08:06,004 --> 01:08:08,211 I want you to lend an ear because... 720 01:08:08,382 --> 01:08:13,589 Well, I want you to hear some really shimmering sharps and flats. 721 01:12:17,297 --> 01:12:21,591 - Look here, I want to dance with Tracy. - Do you, Uncle Willie? That's nice. 722 01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:23,883 You two can dance the rest of your life. 723 01:12:24,054 --> 01:12:27,174 - Let's the three of us dance together. - No, no, no, my dear. 724 01:12:27,349 --> 01:12:30,516 That just isn't done, you know. 725 01:12:31,019 --> 01:12:35,100 - Are you having a wonderful time? - I most certainly am. 726 01:12:35,274 --> 01:12:37,599 You know, you're my very favorite uncle. 727 01:12:37,776 --> 01:12:40,777 I'd be highly complimented if it weren't for the fact... 728 01:12:40,946 --> 01:12:43,354 ...that I'm the only uncle you have. 729 01:12:43,532 --> 01:12:49,866 I think that's sad. You're the only uncle I have in the whole world. 730 01:13:05,137 --> 01:13:06,797 - May I? - May you what? 731 01:13:06,972 --> 01:13:10,341 - Dance with the bride. - You may dance with the bride. 732 01:13:13,103 --> 01:13:15,677 - Are you coming to my wedding, Dexter? - No. 733 01:13:15,856 --> 01:13:19,806 - What's the matter, don't like weddings? - Depends on who's getting married. 734 01:13:19,985 --> 01:13:22,986 - It's gonna be a nice wedding. - I'm sure it will. 735 01:13:23,155 --> 01:13:27,449 That's a very cute song you sang. Why don't you write cute songs like that? 736 01:13:27,618 --> 01:13:32,161 - I wrote that one. - Well, I still like it. 737 01:13:32,331 --> 01:13:36,079 - You're really floating tonight, aren't you? - Really floating, aren't I? 738 01:13:36,251 --> 01:13:39,667 I'm sensational, everybody said so. 739 01:13:41,173 --> 01:13:43,296 It got dark all of a sudden. 740 01:13:44,343 --> 01:13:47,178 - Very dark. - It's too dark. 741 01:13:48,972 --> 01:13:52,258 Since I won't be at the wedding, don't I get to kiss the bride? 742 01:13:52,434 --> 01:13:57,013 Everybody kisses the bride. I want everybody to be happy, even you, Dexter. 743 01:13:57,189 --> 01:13:59,597 You may kiss the bride. 744 01:13:59,858 --> 01:14:03,808 Oh, Sam, all the happiness in the world. 745 01:14:04,655 --> 01:14:06,446 Oh, Dex. 746 01:14:08,534 --> 01:14:10,194 Tracy! 747 01:14:13,205 --> 01:14:15,992 - Hello, George. - Just kissing the bride. 748 01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:17,744 You know, the old custom. 749 01:14:17,918 --> 01:14:20,670 Yes, just kissing the bride. It's a very old custom. 750 01:14:20,838 --> 01:14:24,705 You're not fooling anybody, Dexter. The wedding is tomorrow... 751 01:14:24,883 --> 01:14:28,715 ...and you're not gonna block it. Come on, dear. 752 01:14:28,887 --> 01:14:31,010 - Are we gonna dance, George? - No, dear. 753 01:14:31,181 --> 01:14:34,052 - What are we going to do? - I think you ought to lie down. 754 01:14:34,226 --> 01:14:37,346 But I feel fine. I'm sensational. 755 01:15:00,460 --> 01:15:02,252 Behave yourself. 756 01:15:16,727 --> 01:15:19,681 You're sensational, all right. 757 01:15:22,983 --> 01:15:27,063 Now, I want you to lie down and rest. I'll see that you're not disturbed. 758 01:15:27,237 --> 01:15:31,816 - George, lie down with me. - Tracy! 759 01:16:37,391 --> 01:16:39,964 You'll find it under Harvard Classics. 760 01:16:40,144 --> 01:16:43,892 Give Darwin a little nudge there. 761 01:16:50,988 --> 01:16:55,733 I thought I'd pour a little champagne. It's a great leveler. 762 01:16:55,909 --> 01:16:58,365 - It makes you my equal. - I wouldn't say that. 763 01:16:58,537 --> 01:17:01,372 Well, it almost makes you my equal. 764 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,282 C.K. Dexter-Haven... 765 01:17:04,459 --> 01:17:07,496 ...didn't you once know a girl named Tracy Samantha Lord? 766 01:17:07,671 --> 01:17:11,538 - Sounds familiar. - No, you didn't. 767 01:17:11,717 --> 01:17:14,422 If you had known her, you'd never let her get away. 768 01:17:14,595 --> 01:17:16,552 - You got hiccups. - Excuse. 769 01:17:16,722 --> 01:17:18,596 It's all right. 770 01:17:19,725 --> 01:17:22,097 Tracy's no ordinary woman. 771 01:17:22,269 --> 01:17:24,392 So I understand. 772 01:17:25,397 --> 01:17:27,722 You are still in love with her. 773 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:32,396 - Don't deny it, buddy. - I wasn't going to. 774 01:17:33,197 --> 01:17:37,444 - Does she know this? - Yeah, she knows it. 775 01:17:37,618 --> 01:17:41,200 - No, that ain't the way I get it. - What's that? 776 01:19:01,535 --> 01:19:02,863 I'm gonna have a drink. 777 01:19:03,036 --> 01:19:04,994 I may have some bubbly myself. 778 01:19:05,164 --> 01:19:07,999 - I'm gonna dance. - Don't get hurt. 779 01:21:40,486 --> 01:21:41,861 Hands up! 780 01:21:42,321 --> 01:21:44,313 I hate you. 781 01:21:44,490 --> 01:21:47,823 - Where do you think you're going? - Someplace and dance. 782 01:21:47,993 --> 01:21:49,452 But they're dancing in there. 783 01:21:49,620 --> 01:21:55,160 I know, but George is frowning at me. I can't dance when anyone frowns at me. 784 01:21:56,376 --> 01:21:58,784 We'll go over the wall. 785 01:22:01,089 --> 01:22:04,423 - Whose car shall we use? - Anyone's. 786 01:22:04,593 --> 01:22:08,128 - Let's use the blue one. - No, that's mine. 787 01:22:09,890 --> 01:22:15,050 - Hello, George. Where's Tracy? - Powdering her nose. 788 01:22:25,113 --> 01:22:29,692 - Hello. - Hello. You look fine. 789 01:22:29,868 --> 01:22:35,704 I feel fine. Do you hear a telephone ringing? 790 01:22:35,874 --> 01:22:40,702 It's my bedroom telephone. It's probably George. 791 01:22:40,879 --> 01:22:45,340 - You can't marry him. - No? Well, I'm going to. 792 01:22:45,509 --> 01:22:49,720 - He's not in your class. - Snob. 793 01:22:49,888 --> 01:22:53,756 George comes from the so-called "lower class," Dexter from the upper. 794 01:22:53,934 --> 01:22:57,054 Well, I'll take the lower every time. 795 01:22:57,229 --> 01:23:00,432 Sure, as long as you can't get a drawing room. 796 01:23:00,607 --> 01:23:02,149 - You're insulting. - I'm sorry. 797 01:23:02,317 --> 01:23:04,275 - Don't apologize. - Who's apologizing? 798 01:23:04,444 --> 01:23:05,476 You are. 799 01:23:05,654 --> 01:23:09,901 If you don't think I'll marry George, you come around tomorrow morning. 800 01:23:10,075 --> 01:23:13,409 It's already tomorrow morning. 801 01:23:13,579 --> 01:23:16,663 So it is. Oh, let's not quarrel, Mike. 802 01:23:16,832 --> 01:23:22,455 - What you need is another drink. - That's right. 803 01:23:29,803 --> 01:23:31,214 I can't find Liz. 804 01:23:31,388 --> 01:23:34,389 I just saw someone wander out into the garden. Alone. 805 01:23:34,558 --> 01:23:38,009 Oh, you don't tell me. The little vixen. 806 01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:40,226 Ollie ollie oxen free. 807 01:23:40,397 --> 01:23:45,688 - Uncle Willie giving you a little trouble? - He's gonna end up a juvenile delinquent. 808 01:23:45,861 --> 01:23:48,648 - Have you seen Mike anywhere? - No. 809 01:23:48,822 --> 01:23:51,444 No? That's funny. He disappeared over an hour ago. 810 01:23:51,617 --> 01:23:52,648 Where's Tracy? 811 01:23:52,826 --> 01:23:55,448 This party's turning into a game of hide-and-seek. 812 01:23:55,621 --> 01:23:57,447 - She's disappeared. - Phone her at home. 813 01:23:57,623 --> 01:24:00,624 - I did. There was no answer. - Try again. 814 01:24:00,792 --> 01:24:02,832 All right, I will. 815 01:24:04,129 --> 01:24:07,913 Well, since Mike's disappeared too, I may as well go home. 816 01:24:08,091 --> 01:24:11,959 How about me taking you home? Then everybody'd come look for us. 817 01:24:12,137 --> 01:24:15,222 That's the nicest thing I've heard tonight. 818 01:24:26,819 --> 01:24:31,979 You know, the strangest thing. I keep thinking I hear bells. 819 01:24:32,157 --> 01:24:34,648 That's the champagne for you. 820 01:24:34,827 --> 01:24:37,827 They're now putting bells in the bubbles. 821 01:24:39,164 --> 01:24:41,869 You're quite a fellow. 822 01:24:42,042 --> 01:24:44,331 That's what they say. 823 01:24:44,753 --> 01:24:49,249 - Let's go for a swim in the moonlight. - But you wanted to dance. 824 01:24:49,424 --> 01:24:53,718 - Tonight I want to do everything. - Rumba. 825 01:27:08,063 --> 01:27:12,108 Oh, Tracy, Tracy. Darling, you're lit from within. 826 01:27:12,276 --> 01:27:14,149 Bright, so bright. 827 01:27:14,319 --> 01:27:19,776 - I don't seem made of bronze, then? - No, you're made of flesh and blood. 828 01:27:19,950 --> 01:27:23,948 - That's the blank, unholy surprise of it all. - Oh, Mike, keep talking. 829 01:27:24,121 --> 01:27:27,288 - All of a sudden I've got the shakes. - Yeah, me too. 830 01:27:27,457 --> 01:27:31,407 - What is it? - It couldn't be love, could it? 831 01:27:31,587 --> 01:27:33,828 Oh, no, no, no, it mustn't. 832 01:27:34,006 --> 01:27:38,335 - Why? Would it be inconvenient? - Terribly. 833 01:27:38,510 --> 01:27:43,137 Oh, Tracy. You're tremendous! 834 01:27:43,891 --> 01:27:47,342 That's funny, because I feel very small. 835 01:27:47,519 --> 01:27:50,639 Put me in your pocket, Mike. 836 01:28:00,782 --> 01:28:06,572 Golly. Golly Moses. We're out of our minds. 837 01:28:06,747 --> 01:28:08,538 And into our hearts, though. 838 01:28:08,707 --> 01:28:11,163 What are we going to do? 839 01:28:11,335 --> 01:28:15,582 I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go into the water. 840 01:28:22,554 --> 01:28:25,508 Liz, you're in love with Connor, aren't you? 841 01:28:25,682 --> 01:28:27,592 People ask the darndest questions. 842 01:28:27,768 --> 01:28:30,093 Why don't you marry him? 843 01:28:30,270 --> 01:28:33,057 I didn't hear you. 844 01:28:33,232 --> 01:28:36,897 I'm going to bed. Thank you, Mr. C.K. Dexter-Haven. 845 01:28:37,069 --> 01:28:40,734 I said, why don't you marry him? 846 01:28:41,573 --> 01:28:45,737 I think he's still got a lot to learn. I don't wanna get in his way for a while. 847 01:28:45,911 --> 01:28:48,782 Suppose some other dame comes along in the meantime? 848 01:28:48,956 --> 01:28:56,204 I'd scratch her eyes out. Unless she were marrying someone else the next day. 849 01:28:56,380 --> 01:28:57,755 You're quite a gal, Liz. 850 01:28:57,923 --> 01:29:00,592 Oh, I don't know. I take nice pictures, though. 851 01:29:00,759 --> 01:29:02,799 - Night. - Night. 852 01:29:06,723 --> 01:29:09,131 - Oh, it's you, Mr. Haven. - Hey, Mac. 853 01:29:09,309 --> 01:29:12,014 There's so much loot for the wedding, I keep checking. 854 01:29:12,187 --> 01:29:15,888 I won't take anything. I'm not getting married this time, you know. 855 01:29:16,066 --> 01:29:19,767 - I wish it were, sir. Good night. - Good night. 856 01:29:28,162 --> 01:29:30,534 - That you, Haven? - Oh, yeah. 857 01:29:30,706 --> 01:29:34,953 - What are you doing here? - I just brought Liz home. Why? 858 01:29:35,127 --> 01:29:37,119 I still haven't found Tracy. 859 01:29:37,296 --> 01:29:42,123 Well, she's asleep, I should say. She's getting married tomorrow. 860 01:29:42,551 --> 01:29:46,383 Don't be funny. I telephoned her. Her phone didn't answer. 861 01:29:46,555 --> 01:29:51,347 When we were married, that phone would always ring and she'd never bat an eye. 862 01:29:51,518 --> 01:29:53,594 She's a very remarkable girl. I recall... 863 01:29:53,770 --> 01:29:58,314 I prefer not to discuss Tracy with you, if you don't mind. 864 01:29:59,318 --> 01:30:03,730 You've got a very big day tomorrow. Let me walk you to the gatehouse. 865 01:30:03,906 --> 01:30:07,156 - That sounds like Tracy. - No, that's the night watchman. 866 01:30:07,326 --> 01:30:11,869 - It's a woman's voice. - Well, he's a lyric tenor, you see. 867 01:30:15,584 --> 01:30:16,995 That's right. 868 01:30:17,544 --> 01:30:21,328 - George, honestly, I think you should go. - Beautiful. 869 01:30:21,507 --> 01:30:25,041 Okay, but you're never gonna understand. 870 01:30:26,678 --> 01:30:30,094 That's nice. That's nice. 871 01:30:36,647 --> 01:30:38,770 You can sing for me anytime, Tracy. 872 01:30:38,941 --> 01:30:41,514 - Take me upstairs, Mike. - Tracy! 873 01:30:41,693 --> 01:30:45,774 Oh, hello, Georgie Porgie. 874 01:30:46,532 --> 01:30:49,023 She sprained her ankle? 875 01:30:50,702 --> 01:30:53,538 Not wounded, sire, but dead. 876 01:30:53,705 --> 01:30:59,541 She dove in the pool. And when she hit the water, the wine hit her. 877 01:30:59,711 --> 01:31:02,831 - You expect me to believe that, Connor? - I don't give a... 878 01:31:03,006 --> 01:31:06,256 It's right up at the top of the stairs. Second door to the right. 879 01:31:06,426 --> 01:31:09,262 - Fairies are at the bottom of my garden. - I know. 880 01:31:09,429 --> 01:31:12,514 - They're all ringing little bells. - Congratulations. 881 01:31:16,770 --> 01:31:21,847 I wouldn't go jumping at conclusions. This isn't all that meets the eye here. 882 01:31:22,025 --> 01:31:24,896 Tracy, of all people. 883 01:31:25,070 --> 01:31:26,979 Yes, Tracy, of all people. 884 01:31:27,156 --> 01:31:28,982 But you don't believe... 885 01:31:29,158 --> 01:31:31,731 The implications aren't exactly what they seem. 886 01:31:31,910 --> 01:31:35,778 - I suppose you think it's innocent. - I'm sure the intention was innocent. 887 01:31:35,956 --> 01:31:38,328 You don't know women as well as I thought you did. 888 01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:40,208 How could she do this to me? 889 01:31:40,377 --> 01:31:44,457 In the morning, Tracy won't remember a thing that happened tonight. 890 01:31:44,631 --> 01:31:50,420 - I think you ought to forget about it too. - Oh, you and your sophisticated ideas! 891 01:31:50,596 --> 01:31:53,466 It all comes from having things too easy all your life. 892 01:31:53,682 --> 01:31:56,054 Oh, yes, it's terrible, isn't it? 893 01:31:57,644 --> 01:32:02,223 - If you fellas will listen to me... - You filthy... 894 01:32:02,774 --> 01:32:08,813 I'm sorry, but she isn't your wife yet, and she was mine, you know. 895 01:32:11,283 --> 01:32:12,777 You okay, Connor? 896 01:32:12,951 --> 01:32:16,616 I thought I'd better hit you before he did. He's in much better shape. 897 01:32:16,788 --> 01:32:17,903 You'll do. 898 01:32:18,081 --> 01:32:22,459 Say, pal, just what did happen here tonight? 899 01:32:22,628 --> 01:32:24,786 Well, see, I... 900 01:32:35,891 --> 01:32:39,591 Well, I guess we're really gonna have a wedding after all. 901 01:32:39,770 --> 01:32:43,435 For a while last night, it seemed to be touch-and-go. 902 01:32:45,108 --> 01:32:49,901 Shouldn't you be out front taking pictures of the guests as they arrive? 903 01:32:50,072 --> 01:32:51,649 Am I in your way? 904 01:32:52,157 --> 01:32:53,901 I haven't noticed. 905 01:32:55,285 --> 01:32:59,746 Look, Mike. If I ever am in your way, don't honk. 906 01:32:59,915 --> 01:33:01,575 Just run over me. 907 01:33:02,251 --> 01:33:04,623 You're quite a girl, Liz. 908 01:33:05,629 --> 01:33:10,006 That's the second time in the last 24 hours that a man has said that to me. 909 01:33:10,175 --> 01:33:14,837 I guess I must be getting either booky, hippy or toothy. 910 01:33:15,430 --> 01:33:17,756 I'll get my Brownie and go to work. 911 01:33:34,950 --> 01:33:37,523 Shut up, you fool! 912 01:33:42,583 --> 01:33:43,828 Good morning, sir. 913 01:33:44,001 --> 01:33:48,876 Don't scream at the top of your lungs. I had champagne last night. 914 01:33:49,047 --> 01:33:50,162 Sorry, sir. 915 01:33:51,049 --> 01:33:55,877 - Could I get you anything, sir? - You might give me a glass of that water. 916 01:33:56,054 --> 01:33:58,545 And a new head, if you've got one. 917 01:33:58,724 --> 01:34:00,266 What's going on here anyway? 918 01:34:00,434 --> 01:34:03,969 I expected to find the police and at least two hacked-up bodies. 919 01:34:04,146 --> 01:34:05,474 The police, sir? 920 01:34:06,690 --> 01:34:08,517 Has anything happened to Caroline? 921 01:34:08,901 --> 01:34:10,609 Good morning, Willie. 922 01:34:10,777 --> 01:34:12,687 - Good morning. - Don't get up, dear. 923 01:34:12,863 --> 01:34:13,978 Thank you. Thank you. 924 01:34:14,156 --> 01:34:16,148 What is the matter with Caroline? 925 01:34:16,325 --> 01:34:20,785 She's been telephoning all morning, urging me to get here before the wedding. 926 01:34:20,954 --> 01:34:24,074 She's been screaming that it's a matter of life and death. 927 01:34:24,249 --> 01:34:26,372 I don't know what's the matter with her. 928 01:34:26,543 --> 01:34:30,292 She dashed in this morning, screaming that Tracy can't marry George. 929 01:34:30,464 --> 01:34:32,503 That she must marry that newspaperman. 930 01:34:32,674 --> 01:34:35,509 - You don't say! Why? - Yes, why? 931 01:34:35,677 --> 01:34:38,714 What's Caroline's reason? Hi, Willie. Sweetheart. 932 01:34:38,889 --> 01:34:41,558 - Can I have a little jam? - Yes, dear. I don't know. 933 01:34:41,725 --> 01:34:45,224 Caroline must've had a nightmare about something she thought she saw. 934 01:34:45,395 --> 01:34:48,432 I'll have to keep her in her room until after the wedding. 935 01:34:48,607 --> 01:34:52,936 - It must've been a bad dream. - It must've been a whizzer. 936 01:34:53,278 --> 01:34:55,354 Uncle Willie, may I tell you something? 937 01:34:55,531 --> 01:34:58,069 This morning you look like a tree full of owls. 938 01:34:58,659 --> 01:35:04,614 This is the sort of day that history teaches us is better spent in bed. 939 01:35:04,790 --> 01:35:06,450 Hello, everybody! 940 01:35:06,625 --> 01:35:09,875 Isn't it a fine day, though? Is everybody fine? 941 01:35:10,045 --> 01:35:11,670 That's fine. 942 01:35:14,341 --> 01:35:18,042 Oh, good morning, Uncle Willie. Where is everybody? 943 01:35:20,472 --> 01:35:25,811 - Do you like my dress? - Oh, yes, it's quite beautiful, my dear. 944 01:35:25,978 --> 01:35:27,805 It's awfully heavy. 945 01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:31,315 I can't seem to get my eyes open. 946 01:35:31,483 --> 01:35:34,057 Oh, Dexter! What are you doing here? 947 01:35:34,236 --> 01:35:35,979 Caroline called me to come over. 948 01:35:36,155 --> 01:35:38,776 She's been telephoning everybody in the county. 949 01:35:38,949 --> 01:35:43,278 - Now, go home! Please do! - Oh, no, not until we get those eyes open. 950 01:35:43,453 --> 01:35:45,826 And how do you feel otherwise? 951 01:35:46,748 --> 01:35:50,877 Oh, I don't know what's the matter with me. L... 952 01:35:51,044 --> 01:35:54,793 I don't seem to remember last night at all. 953 01:35:54,965 --> 01:35:58,797 - I must've had too much sun yesterday. - Yes, the sun will do it every time. 954 01:35:58,969 --> 01:36:01,460 You left the party and came right home to bed. 955 01:36:01,638 --> 01:36:06,099 I did? Thank you. It's nice to have things accounted for. 956 01:36:06,268 --> 01:36:08,676 Only, I wonder what this might be? 957 01:36:08,854 --> 01:36:11,309 It appears to be a gentleman's wristwatch. 958 01:36:11,482 --> 01:36:13,225 But whose? I nearly stepped on it. 959 01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:15,476 - Getting out of bed? - Yes, why? 960 01:36:15,652 --> 01:36:17,360 Oh, nothing. 961 01:36:22,367 --> 01:36:25,986 There's another mystery. I think I was robbed last night. 962 01:36:26,163 --> 01:36:27,194 Oh, really? 963 01:36:27,372 --> 01:36:31,951 Yes. My engagement ring and earrings and bracelets are missing everywhere. 964 01:36:32,127 --> 01:36:35,211 Somebody's houseguest from New York, no doubt. 965 01:36:35,380 --> 01:36:40,042 - Nobody's here from New York. - I have a few little baubles here. 966 01:36:40,219 --> 01:36:44,347 - Where did you find them? - Don't tell me you don't remember. 967 01:36:44,515 --> 01:36:47,385 - Did I give them to you? - I just stumbled across them. 968 01:36:47,559 --> 01:36:50,845 Sam, if you're gonna drink champagne, you ought to take a swim. 969 01:36:51,021 --> 01:36:54,556 Nothing like a swim, you know, to open the eyes. 970 01:36:58,278 --> 01:36:59,607 Now they're open. 971 01:36:59,780 --> 01:37:03,480 What do you say we slip into the pantry and have a little toddy for the body? 972 01:37:03,659 --> 01:37:05,402 Medicinal. 973 01:37:06,620 --> 01:37:12,456 If it gets dull around here, have Caroline tell you about her dream. It's a dilly. 974 01:37:48,036 --> 01:37:49,412 Morning. 975 01:37:52,958 --> 01:37:55,579 You... You all right? 976 01:37:55,752 --> 01:37:59,086 Me? Of course. Why shouldn't I be? 977 01:37:59,256 --> 01:38:03,206 - You put away a gang of wine last night. - I had a simply wonderful evening. 978 01:38:03,385 --> 01:38:07,003 - I hope you enjoyed it too. - Oh, yes, I sure did. Indeed I did. 979 01:38:07,181 --> 01:38:09,469 Especially the last part of it. 980 01:38:10,225 --> 01:38:13,060 Why especially the last? 981 01:38:13,395 --> 01:38:15,518 You're asking me? 982 01:38:15,689 --> 01:38:20,814 Oh, you mean the swim? We did swim and so forth, didn't we? 983 01:38:20,986 --> 01:38:23,821 Yeah, we swam and so forth. 984 01:38:24,948 --> 01:38:28,993 - What can I say, darling? - Oh, not anything. Don't say anything. 985 01:38:29,161 --> 01:38:31,200 And especially not darling. 986 01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:34,750 You mean you're going through with it? The wedding? 987 01:38:34,917 --> 01:38:36,327 Why shouldn't I? 988 01:38:36,502 --> 01:38:38,957 No regrets about last night? 989 01:38:39,129 --> 01:38:41,501 Why should I have? 990 01:38:42,841 --> 01:38:45,628 That's the stuff, Tracy. You're wonderful! 991 01:38:45,802 --> 01:38:47,760 No, Mike, you don't know what I mean. 992 01:38:47,930 --> 01:38:51,678 I'm asking you. Tell me the reason why I shouldn't have. 993 01:38:51,850 --> 01:38:56,393 No, don't. Just tell me what time it is. 994 01:38:56,563 --> 01:39:00,478 I'd love to, but I seem to have lost my watch. 995 01:39:01,860 --> 01:39:06,606 You don't know how extremely sorry I am to hear you say that. 996 01:39:08,659 --> 01:39:10,486 Oh, there it is. 997 01:39:10,702 --> 01:39:13,620 I ought to give you a reward. Where'd you find it? 998 01:39:14,623 --> 01:39:18,039 Let's just say I stumbled over it. 999 01:39:19,044 --> 01:39:20,159 Hey, Mike. 1000 01:39:20,963 --> 01:39:24,047 How are you this bright and festive morning? 1001 01:39:24,216 --> 01:39:27,632 - That for me? - No, it's for Tracy. Would you like one? 1002 01:39:27,803 --> 01:39:30,472 I'd sell my grandmother for a drink. 1003 01:39:30,639 --> 01:39:32,217 Uncle Willie's in the pantry... 1004 01:39:32,391 --> 01:39:35,724 ...doing weird and wonderful things with various healing waters. 1005 01:39:35,894 --> 01:39:38,564 - Can I ask for two? - Go till you run out of grandmothers. 1006 01:39:38,730 --> 01:39:40,438 I'll be drinking a long time. 1007 01:39:41,567 --> 01:39:42,681 Doctor's orders, Sam. 1008 01:39:42,860 --> 01:39:45,647 - What is it? - Just the juice of a few fresh flowers. 1009 01:39:45,821 --> 01:39:48,857 - It's called a stinger. Removes the sting. - Don't say that. 1010 01:39:49,032 --> 01:39:50,408 Why not? 1011 01:39:50,576 --> 01:39:54,075 Nothing can. Nothing ever will. 1012 01:39:54,997 --> 01:39:57,239 I've done the most terrible thing to you. 1013 01:39:57,416 --> 01:40:00,417 Oh, I doubt that. I doubt that very much. 1014 01:40:01,003 --> 01:40:05,463 I've always been so hard on people who weren't perfect. 1015 01:40:06,216 --> 01:40:08,968 - What am I going to do? - Well, why to me, darling? 1016 01:40:09,136 --> 01:40:11,591 I don't see where I figure in this anymore. 1017 01:40:11,763 --> 01:40:14,883 Aren't you confusing me with a fella named George Kittredge? 1018 01:40:15,058 --> 01:40:17,763 George! I've got to tell him! 1019 01:40:17,936 --> 01:40:22,978 - He knows. He was here too. - Good grief, why didn't you sell tickets? 1020 01:40:23,942 --> 01:40:25,686 You better finish your drink. 1021 01:40:28,572 --> 01:40:31,407 What did George say last night? 1022 01:40:31,575 --> 01:40:36,914 Well, he was a little shaken, but I guess he'll rally. 1023 01:40:38,165 --> 01:40:41,581 Oh, I'm such an unholy mess of a girl. 1024 01:40:41,752 --> 01:40:46,212 Oh, now, come on. That's not even good conversation. 1025 01:40:46,381 --> 01:40:48,208 How'd you like my wedding present? 1026 01:40:48,383 --> 01:40:51,918 I'm not used to having my gifts go unacknowledged. 1027 01:40:52,095 --> 01:40:55,595 Oh, it was beautiful and sweet. 1028 01:40:55,849 --> 01:41:01,092 - She was quite a boat, the True Love. - Was and is. 1029 01:41:01,480 --> 01:41:03,722 Boy, she was yare. 1030 01:41:04,191 --> 01:41:05,851 But I wasn't, was I? 1031 01:41:06,026 --> 01:41:09,525 No, you were. You were very good at the bright work. 1032 01:41:10,322 --> 01:41:12,647 I can still see you out there on the deck. 1033 01:41:12,825 --> 01:41:16,110 Down on your knees with your little cake of polish. 1034 01:41:16,286 --> 01:41:18,243 I made her shine. 1035 01:41:19,039 --> 01:41:21,826 - Where is she now? - She's in the yards being gone over. 1036 01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:25,500 I thought I'd sell her to this fella, Rufe Watries, at Oyster Bay. 1037 01:41:25,671 --> 01:41:26,999 - For money? - Why not? 1038 01:41:27,172 --> 01:41:30,837 - To that fat old rum pot? - I'm gonna design another. 1039 01:41:31,009 --> 01:41:34,509 Thought I'd call it the True Love II. What do you think? 1040 01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:38,380 I'll tell you what you could call her: The Easy Virtue. 1041 01:41:38,559 --> 01:41:40,682 Oh, now, come on, Sam. 1042 01:41:40,853 --> 01:41:44,019 I won't have you thinking such things about yourself. Cut it out. 1043 01:41:44,189 --> 01:41:45,352 But it's true. 1044 01:41:45,524 --> 01:41:48,608 A little slip now and then is good for people. 1045 01:41:48,777 --> 01:41:50,686 Especially if they learn something. 1046 01:41:51,864 --> 01:41:54,485 On, I don't know anything anymore. 1047 01:41:54,658 --> 01:41:57,861 Now, that sounds hopeful. That's just fine. 1048 01:41:58,537 --> 01:42:01,075 Well, there's one consoling thought, Dexter. 1049 01:42:01,248 --> 01:42:06,124 - You're well rid of me. - No, nobody can say that but me. 1050 01:42:08,672 --> 01:42:13,583 I hope we're not interrupting anything. As if we didn't know we were. 1051 01:42:13,886 --> 01:42:17,504 Tracy, Liz and I think we're gonna resign from SPY magazine. 1052 01:42:17,681 --> 01:42:19,638 We're not turning in the story. 1053 01:42:19,808 --> 01:42:22,299 We're gonna burn it to keep warm this winter. 1054 01:42:22,478 --> 01:42:27,685 - You can have it as a wedding present. - Oh, thank you. Thank you both. 1055 01:42:27,858 --> 01:42:33,197 You're dear and sweet, and I don't deserve your kindness. 1056 01:42:33,363 --> 01:42:36,530 - Easy come, easy go. - Oh, but you'll stay for the wedding? 1057 01:42:36,700 --> 01:42:40,235 Oh, well, l... Oh, here comes the groom! 1058 01:42:44,583 --> 01:42:46,622 Why, it's George. 1059 01:42:49,963 --> 01:42:53,332 Tracy, please get rid of these people. I want to talk to you. 1060 01:42:53,509 --> 01:42:55,625 There's no need for them to go. 1061 01:42:55,725 --> 01:42:58,590 Everybody seems to know about last night. 1062 01:42:58,931 --> 01:43:02,631 - Just collecting expressions. - It's a lovely day for a wedding. 1063 01:43:03,337 --> 01:43:04,337 It rained for us. 1064 01:43:04,437 --> 01:43:06,678 I'm not sure yet that there'll be a wedding. 1065 01:43:06,855 --> 01:43:11,102 I've been up all night. I cannot decide what is the best thing to do. 1066 01:43:17,741 --> 01:43:21,609 I'm entitled to a full explanation before I'm asked to make a decision. 1067 01:43:21,787 --> 01:43:24,990 Unfortunately, George, I have no explanation. 1068 01:43:25,165 --> 01:43:28,581 I wish for your sake, as well as mine, I had. 1069 01:43:28,752 --> 01:43:32,453 - You'll grant I have the right to be angry. - You certainly have. 1070 01:43:32,631 --> 01:43:35,798 - On the very eve of your wedding. - I told you I agreed. 1071 01:43:35,968 --> 01:43:37,628 Better hurry up and decide. 1072 01:43:37,803 --> 01:43:40,555 - The guests are all settled. - This doesn't concern you. 1073 01:43:40,722 --> 01:43:43,510 - Nor you. - No, don't go. Please stay. 1074 01:43:43,684 --> 01:43:46,139 - On the eve of your wedding. - You've said that. 1075 01:43:46,311 --> 01:43:48,185 You keep out of this. And you too. 1076 01:43:48,355 --> 01:43:53,147 Mr. Kittredge, it might interest you to know that our so-called affair... 1077 01:43:53,318 --> 01:43:56,522 ...consisted of exactly two kisses and one rather late swim. 1078 01:43:56,697 --> 01:44:00,825 All of which I enjoyed and the memory of which I wouldn't part with for anything. 1079 01:44:00,993 --> 01:44:02,451 It's no use, Mike. 1080 01:44:02,619 --> 01:44:06,284 After which I accompanied her to her room, deposited her on the bed... 1081 01:44:06,456 --> 01:44:10,205 ...and returned to you two on the porch, which you will doubtless remember. 1082 01:44:10,377 --> 01:44:13,876 You mean to say that was all there was to it? 1083 01:44:14,047 --> 01:44:15,210 I do. 1084 01:44:19,428 --> 01:44:24,173 Why? Was I so unattractive, so distant... 1085 01:44:24,349 --> 01:44:26,425 ...so forbidding or cold or something? 1086 01:44:26,602 --> 01:44:30,184 - Well, this is fine talk, Tracy. - I'm asking a question. 1087 01:44:30,355 --> 01:44:32,478 You were extremely attractive, Tracy. 1088 01:44:32,649 --> 01:44:35,769 And as for distant and forbidding, on the contrary. 1089 01:44:35,944 --> 01:44:39,812 However, you were a little worse, or the better, for the wine. 1090 01:44:39,990 --> 01:44:42,232 And there are rules about things like that. 1091 01:44:42,743 --> 01:44:44,949 Oh, thank you, Mike. 1092 01:44:47,539 --> 01:44:52,285 - Oh, I think men are wonderful. - The little dears. 1093 01:44:52,836 --> 01:44:56,122 Well, this is a fine time to be telling me. 1094 01:44:56,298 --> 01:44:58,125 Why? Where's the difference? 1095 01:44:58,300 --> 01:45:03,887 If my wonderful, beautiful, marvelous virtue is still intact, it's no thanks to me. 1096 01:45:04,056 --> 01:45:07,010 It's purely by courtesy of the gentleman from South Bend. 1097 01:45:07,184 --> 01:45:10,054 Local papers, please copy. 1098 01:45:10,312 --> 01:45:14,226 Well, since nothing really happened... 1099 01:45:14,399 --> 01:45:17,851 ...perhaps we just better drop the whole subject. 1100 01:45:19,238 --> 01:45:25,572 George, I don't want you to marry me because you think I'm now worthy of you. 1101 01:45:25,744 --> 01:45:32,197 It would've meant much more if you had married me because I was unworthy. 1102 01:45:32,376 --> 01:45:37,417 - But a man expects his wife to... - I know, to behave herself. Naturally. 1103 01:45:37,589 --> 01:45:39,712 To behave herself naturally. 1104 01:45:39,883 --> 01:45:42,635 Well, what's done is done. 1105 01:45:43,846 --> 01:45:46,087 We can't turn back the clock. 1106 01:45:47,307 --> 01:45:49,217 Oh, I wished I'd have said that. 1107 01:45:49,393 --> 01:45:54,387 You're at liberty to leave at any time. I don't relish having you at my wedding. 1108 01:45:54,565 --> 01:45:58,016 Is there going to be a wedding, George? 1109 01:45:58,861 --> 01:46:00,687 Yes, Tracy. 1110 01:46:00,946 --> 01:46:06,865 In spite of the circumstances, I'm big enough to overlook a single indiscretion. 1111 01:46:08,203 --> 01:46:12,996 No, you're too good for me, George. 1112 01:46:13,167 --> 01:46:18,161 I couldn't bear a perfect man. I'd make you most unhappy. 1113 01:46:18,338 --> 01:46:20,130 Most. 1114 01:46:20,799 --> 01:46:22,839 I know I'd try my best to. 1115 01:46:24,094 --> 01:46:26,087 She would too. 1116 01:46:27,055 --> 01:46:30,175 All right, if that's the way you feel. 1117 01:46:30,350 --> 01:46:31,465 That's that. 1118 01:46:31,643 --> 01:46:34,893 I have never begged in my life. 1119 01:46:42,196 --> 01:46:45,399 I've got a feeling you had more to do with this than anyone. 1120 01:46:45,574 --> 01:46:48,445 - I hope you're right. - You and your whole rotten class. 1121 01:46:48,619 --> 01:46:51,026 - Oh, class my... - Grandmother! 1122 01:46:59,338 --> 01:47:02,457 Well, there goes George. 1123 01:47:03,008 --> 01:47:05,464 - Oh, my sainted aunt! - You're on. 1124 01:47:05,636 --> 01:47:07,427 - What am I gonna do? - Say a few words. 1125 01:47:07,596 --> 01:47:09,635 - Put your hat on. - Put it on. 1126 01:47:09,807 --> 01:47:12,558 You'll think of something. You're gonna look lovely. 1127 01:47:15,646 --> 01:47:20,058 - What am I gonna do? What'll I say? - Your father will make an announcement. 1128 01:47:20,234 --> 01:47:23,235 - Anything special you want me to say? - Oh, thank you. No. 1129 01:47:23,403 --> 01:47:27,448 - I got myself into it, I'll get myself out. - As you wish. 1130 01:47:29,785 --> 01:47:31,493 Go, go! 1131 01:47:33,330 --> 01:47:35,323 Hello, everybody. 1132 01:47:36,667 --> 01:47:40,451 I just want to say that... 1133 01:47:40,629 --> 01:47:44,579 Oh, will you stop that racket, please? Thank you. 1134 01:47:46,468 --> 01:47:48,461 Good morning. 1135 01:47:51,515 --> 01:47:54,053 I'd like to say... 1136 01:47:55,936 --> 01:47:58,937 Well, there's been a little hitch. 1137 01:47:59,439 --> 01:48:04,066 I've made a terrible fool of myself, which isn't at all unusual. 1138 01:48:04,236 --> 01:48:06,905 Well, my fiancé that was... 1139 01:48:07,072 --> 01:48:12,612 Well, he thinks we ought to call it a day, and I quite agree with him. 1140 01:48:13,871 --> 01:48:16,243 - Help me. - Tell them two years ago I did you... 1141 01:48:16,415 --> 01:48:18,657 ...out of a wedding by eloping in Maryland. 1142 01:48:18,834 --> 01:48:23,496 Two years ago I did you out of a wedding in this house by eloping to Maryland. 1143 01:48:23,672 --> 01:48:26,080 I hope to make it up now by going through with it. 1144 01:48:26,258 --> 01:48:30,125 But I hope to make it up now by going through with it... 1145 01:48:32,764 --> 01:48:37,142 As originally and most beautifully planned. 1146 01:48:37,311 --> 01:48:41,439 - So if you'll just keep your seats. - So if you'll just keep your lovely seats. 1147 01:48:41,607 --> 01:48:42,852 - That's all. - That's all. 1148 01:48:43,901 --> 01:48:48,029 - Oh, Dexter, are you sure? - No, but I'll risk it if you will. 1149 01:48:48,197 --> 01:48:52,111 - You're not just doing it to save my face? - It's such a nice face. 1150 01:48:52,284 --> 01:48:55,368 - Come on, Dexter, we've no time to lose. - See you in a minute. 1151 01:48:55,704 --> 01:48:58,029 Oh, Father, I'm so glad you came back. 1152 01:48:58,207 --> 01:49:00,780 - I'm glad you're here. - Thank you, Tracy. 1153 01:49:00,959 --> 01:49:04,708 And I'm sorry, I'm truly sorry, I've been a disappointment to you. 1154 01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:07,715 I never said that, darling, and I never will. 1155 01:49:07,883 --> 01:49:09,342 I love you, Father. 1156 01:49:09,510 --> 01:49:12,083 And I love you, my daughter. 1157 01:49:12,262 --> 01:49:14,136 Help me off the pedestal. 1158 01:49:14,306 --> 01:49:19,466 Watch out for that first step. It's quite a tumble. 1159 01:49:36,995 --> 01:49:39,284 Pretty contagious idea, isn't it? 1160 01:49:40,332 --> 01:49:44,282 Well, I must confess I'm not exactly immune. 1161 01:49:44,545 --> 01:49:48,957 Liz, I know I'm not destiny's dream man... 1162 01:49:50,259 --> 01:49:51,587 ...but I thought maybe... 1163 01:49:51,760 --> 01:49:56,505 Oh, Mike, I think I better grab you before somebody else does. 1164 01:49:56,682 --> 01:49:59,552 You're liable to get in trouble one of these days. 1165 01:50:01,687 --> 01:50:04,094 Come on, we'll develop this later. 1166 01:50:56,070 --> 01:50:58,324 End of story. 1167 01:51:26,230 --> 01:51:27,450 Subtitles by SDI Media Group