1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:56,663 --> 00:01:58,206 What's that, tea? Take it away. 4 00:01:58,415 --> 00:02:00,834 Poison. I never touch it. Give me some port. 5 00:02:01,001 --> 00:02:03,754 - Sir. - The only possible thing for gout, port. 6 00:02:03,962 --> 00:02:06,006 Now then, have you located my nephew yet? 7 00:02:06,214 --> 00:02:10,135 No, sir. It is to be assumed that Mr. Jonathan is still on holiday, sir. 8 00:02:10,344 --> 00:02:12,596 But he started in May. It's now September. 9 00:02:12,804 --> 00:02:16,141 - He's missing the partridges. - Well, he'd do that anyhow, sir. 10 00:02:16,350 --> 00:02:19,478 Mr. Jonathan is never happy with a gun in his hand, sir. 11 00:02:19,686 --> 00:02:21,938 Nor is anybody who gets within half a mile of him. 12 00:02:22,105 --> 00:02:25,359 Your correspondence might convey some indication of his whereabouts. 13 00:02:25,525 --> 00:02:28,862 I can't read them without my glasses. Has anybody found them yet? 14 00:02:29,071 --> 00:02:32,449 Ah, Toynbee. Nobody told me you'd got here. Where have you been? 15 00:02:32,658 --> 00:02:34,201 - In the library. - In the library? 16 00:02:34,368 --> 00:02:36,078 You won't find my nephew there. 17 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,996 No, but I found your glasses. 18 00:02:38,163 --> 00:02:40,290 - Where were they? - In a French novel. 19 00:02:40,499 --> 00:02:42,334 Not a very nice novel. 20 00:02:45,671 --> 00:02:47,005 Just a minute. 21 00:02:47,214 --> 00:02:49,299 Where are you going with that? A party? 22 00:02:49,508 --> 00:02:51,218 No, sir. 23 00:02:53,011 --> 00:02:55,180 - Kidneys, who are they for? JAMES: Mr. Jonathan's feeling peckish. 24 00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:57,099 Mr. Jonathan? Where is he? 25 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:59,518 - In the coach-house, sir. - In the coach...? 26 00:02:59,726 --> 00:03:03,146 - What's he doing there? - He's working on his contraption, sir. 27 00:03:03,355 --> 00:03:06,233 What do you mean, scouring the countryside for my nephew... 28 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,943 ...when he's in the coach-house? 29 00:03:08,151 --> 00:03:12,030 - I looked for him there on the 31st ult. - Today is the fourth inst. 30 00:03:12,239 --> 00:03:14,074 Take that back to the house at once. 31 00:03:14,282 --> 00:03:16,410 Look here. Get down there. You're my lawyer. 32 00:03:16,576 --> 00:03:20,539 Tell him if he doesn't report tomorrow morning at 9:00, I shall disinherit him. 33 00:03:20,747 --> 00:03:22,082 - Very good, sir. - Get on. 34 00:03:22,249 --> 00:03:24,292 At the double, at the double! 35 00:03:25,293 --> 00:03:27,921 (Hammering and clanking) 36 00:03:28,797 --> 00:03:32,384 - Mr. Tibbs, Mr. Tibbs. JONATHAN: Ah, dear Mr. Toynbee. 37 00:03:32,592 --> 00:03:35,762 Your uncle has instructed that you be at Tibbs & Company... 38 00:03:35,929 --> 00:03:37,472 ...at 9:00 tomorrow morning. 39 00:03:37,681 --> 00:03:40,058 Otherwise, you will be disinherited. 40 00:03:40,809 --> 00:03:46,523 I have here a document dealing with the financial position of the company. 41 00:03:46,898 --> 00:03:49,234 Scarcely the place to give you all the details... 42 00:03:49,401 --> 00:03:51,862 ...but I would advise you that Tibbs & Company... 43 00:03:52,028 --> 00:03:54,865 ...is on the verge of bankruptcy. - Dear sir, how are you? 44 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:57,159 Don't bother with Tibbs & Company... 45 00:03:57,325 --> 00:03:59,286 ...and verges of bankruptcy and all that. 46 00:03:59,453 --> 00:04:01,580 Here, take a look at my latest invention. 47 00:04:01,788 --> 00:04:04,040 It's going to make us all a fortune. 48 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:08,044 - What is it meant to be? - What is it meant to be? 49 00:04:08,253 --> 00:04:12,424 Mr. Toynbee. Sir, allow me to enlighten you. 50 00:04:12,632 --> 00:04:14,843 This is a horseless carriage. 51 00:04:15,051 --> 00:04:17,345 What's the use of a carriage without a horse? 52 00:04:18,221 --> 00:04:20,932 I will demonstrate. Now, watch closely. 53 00:04:21,141 --> 00:04:23,810 (Machine clanks and hisses) 54 00:04:37,783 --> 00:04:39,659 (Whistle blows) 55 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:48,585 So far, I've only managed to make it go up and down. 56 00:04:48,794 --> 00:04:51,963 But if ever I should succeed in making it go to and from... 57 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:54,341 ...just think what that would mean. 58 00:04:54,716 --> 00:04:58,762 However, I have made a few adjustments, and this may do the trick. 59 00:04:58,970 --> 00:05:00,639 Watch. 60 00:05:03,058 --> 00:05:04,851 (Clanks and hisses) 61 00:05:23,495 --> 00:05:25,831 It's quite safe, Mr. Toynbee. Come back, sir. 62 00:05:26,039 --> 00:05:29,209 It's perfectly all right, Mr. Toynbee. It's safe as houses. 63 00:05:29,376 --> 00:05:32,295 I'll wager you that I'll drive to the office in it tomorrow. 64 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,005 Nice and early, when it's quiet. 65 00:05:34,256 --> 00:05:36,633 (Clanks and hisses faster) 66 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:39,052 (Explosion) 67 00:05:54,276 --> 00:05:55,902 - Good morning. - Good morning, sir. 68 00:05:56,069 --> 00:05:57,779 Good morning, Mr. Tibbs. 69 00:05:57,988 --> 00:05:59,906 Ah, Mr. Tibbs, sir, this is a pleasure. 70 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:02,659 - My dear old Mason, how are you? - I'm very good, sir. 71 00:06:02,826 --> 00:06:05,161 - Has Mr. Toynbee arrived? - No, but he's expected. 72 00:06:05,328 --> 00:06:08,540 - I say, what the devil's this? - The gun is a derringer, sir. 73 00:06:08,748 --> 00:06:10,417 - A what? - A derringer. 74 00:06:10,584 --> 00:06:13,295 Good heavens, looks like a funny little pop pistol to me. 75 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:17,424 Yes, it may be small, but believe me, sir, it's highly dangerous. 76 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:19,926 Do you know, sir, a gun exactly like this... 77 00:06:20,135 --> 00:06:22,262 ...was used to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. 78 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:23,805 - You amaze me. - Indeed, sir. 79 00:06:23,972 --> 00:06:25,557 And what's all this contraption? 80 00:06:25,765 --> 00:06:30,353 Well, the attachment is a device that we are developing, sir. 81 00:06:30,562 --> 00:06:34,482 For gentlemen who might like to stroll around darkest Africa or somewhere... 82 00:06:34,691 --> 00:06:39,446 ...wearing a gun which will not cause an unsightly bulge in a well-cut suit. 83 00:06:39,613 --> 00:06:42,032 I say, that's a perfectly splendid idea, eh? 84 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,076 - Well, how does it work, old Mason? - May I demonstrate? 85 00:06:45,243 --> 00:06:46,953 Please do. I'm a bit of an inventor. 86 00:06:47,162 --> 00:06:49,497 Well, you see, sir, it's fixed to the arm. 87 00:06:49,706 --> 00:06:53,168 The gun is held in place by a spring until the muscle is flexed. 88 00:06:53,376 --> 00:06:55,462 Then it is propelled forward into the hand. 89 00:06:55,629 --> 00:06:57,547 JONATHAN: Well, go on, show me. 90 00:06:59,090 --> 00:07:01,176 - Hm. - Ha-ha. 91 00:07:01,927 --> 00:07:03,803 It doesn't seem to work very well, eh? 92 00:07:04,012 --> 00:07:07,307 - I'm afraid it isn't quite perfected yet. TOYNBEE: Good morning, gentlemen. 93 00:07:07,515 --> 00:07:09,142 - Good morning. JONATHAN: You're late. 94 00:07:09,351 --> 00:07:11,353 - Good morning. MASON: Good morning, Mr. Toynbee. 95 00:07:11,519 --> 00:07:13,438 So nice to see you, sir. Do sit down. 96 00:07:13,647 --> 00:07:15,607 Isn't it another lovely day? 97 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:19,527 Now, perhaps in quiet, clean, peaceful surroundings... 98 00:07:19,736 --> 00:07:21,738 ...we can discuss the financial situation. 99 00:07:21,905 --> 00:07:24,532 Yes, never mind the financial situation for the moment. 100 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:27,202 Since yesterday, I've been doing a spot of thinking. 101 00:07:27,786 --> 00:07:29,746 You surprise me. 102 00:07:29,955 --> 00:07:33,083 You know, family tradition, responsibility and all that nonsense. 103 00:07:33,249 --> 00:07:35,919 TOYNBEE: You mean to say you're willing to enter the firm? 104 00:07:36,127 --> 00:07:38,004 Well, you were probably right. 105 00:07:38,213 --> 00:07:40,131 Who'd want a horseless carriage anyway? 106 00:07:40,507 --> 00:07:44,219 Mr. Tibbs, I congratulate you on your decision. You'll never regret it. 107 00:07:44,427 --> 00:07:48,098 Thank you. Now, my dear Mr. Toynbee, my very dear Mr. Toynbee. 108 00:07:48,306 --> 00:07:50,141 What, in your considered opinion... 109 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:53,144 ...is the quickest way to put this firm back on its feet? 110 00:07:53,353 --> 00:07:55,271 I've never given it much thought... 111 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,942 ...but I suggest that I'd say, sell more guns. 112 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:02,362 Exactly. I don't know much about business and that sort of thing... 113 00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:05,031 ...but it seems that if you want to sell anything... 114 00:08:05,198 --> 00:08:08,576 ...you must take that thing to the place where it's most in demand. 115 00:08:08,785 --> 00:08:10,161 - Very logical. - Good. 116 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:13,707 I read in my Times that they're having a spot of trouble in the West. 117 00:08:13,873 --> 00:08:15,291 I mean the American West. 118 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:19,629 Apparently, there's some frightful female there called Jesse James. 119 00:08:19,838 --> 00:08:21,297 She's shooting at everyone. 120 00:08:21,506 --> 00:08:24,467 Are you proposing to take our guns to the colonies? 121 00:08:24,676 --> 00:08:28,638 - They haven't been for some time. - Once a colony, always a colony. 122 00:08:28,847 --> 00:08:33,309 Mark my words, one day they'll realise their mistake and beg to be taken back. 123 00:08:33,476 --> 00:08:37,188 - JONATHAN: Hear, hear. - But to me, the place for a proprietor... 124 00:08:37,397 --> 00:08:39,816 ...is within the four walls of his own establishment. 125 00:08:39,983 --> 00:08:41,901 But don't you see, my dear old Toynbee... 126 00:08:42,068 --> 00:08:44,195 ...I could sell more guns there in one day... 127 00:08:44,362 --> 00:08:47,657 ...than the firm has sold since the old boy started it in... 128 00:08:47,824 --> 00:08:49,242 In 1605. 129 00:08:49,451 --> 00:08:55,040 America, of course. Coming in contact with Tibbs' guns. 130 00:08:55,248 --> 00:08:57,625 One of the finer things of life. 131 00:08:57,834 --> 00:09:00,128 Might well raise the level of the whole country. 132 00:09:00,336 --> 00:09:03,131 The place to sell Tibbs' guns is in the Wild West... 133 00:09:03,339 --> 00:09:05,300 ...and that's where I'm going. 134 00:09:12,223 --> 00:09:14,559 COACH DRIVER: Hi-ya! Hi-ya! 135 00:09:17,479 --> 00:09:18,938 Ya-ha! 136 00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:30,241 - Have a drink. - No, really, sir. 137 00:09:30,408 --> 00:09:32,827 - Come on, have a drink. - Thank you, thank you, no. 138 00:09:32,994 --> 00:09:36,539 - Excuse me, do you mind? - Of course not. 139 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:41,002 Sir, I am the inventor of the Wainwright Cure-all Liniment. 140 00:09:41,211 --> 00:09:45,090 - Oh, will it cure him? - I think he's applied some internally. 141 00:09:45,298 --> 00:09:47,842 That's great stuff, you know. It even makes hair grow. 142 00:09:48,051 --> 00:09:49,594 I have plenty of hair, thank you. 143 00:09:49,803 --> 00:09:51,346 Yeah, but you could lose it. 144 00:09:51,554 --> 00:09:54,724 - We're going through Indian country. - You don't say. 145 00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:57,352 There you are. I thought you'd run out on me. 146 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,521 - Have a drink. - I'd better have a drop. 147 00:09:59,687 --> 00:10:03,108 - It might quieten him. - Excuse me. 148 00:10:07,862 --> 00:10:09,864 COACH DRIVER: Hi-ya! 149 00:10:12,283 --> 00:10:14,869 - You going to Deadwood? - No, Fractured Jaw. 150 00:10:15,078 --> 00:10:18,414 - Ain't anybody ever told you about that? - About what? 151 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:21,209 Well, the Box T Ranch and the Lazy S... 152 00:10:21,376 --> 00:10:23,628 ...started a range war over the water rights. 153 00:10:23,837 --> 00:10:27,757 - Really? - Ain't you ever seen a range war? 154 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:33,346 Uh... No, no, I can't say I have. 155 00:10:33,555 --> 00:10:38,476 Well, if you get in between the Box T and the Lazy S, you're sure dead. 156 00:10:39,227 --> 00:10:43,565 You see, the Box T men are out to kill the Lazy S men every chance they get. 157 00:10:43,731 --> 00:10:47,193 That is, unless the Lazy S men get to the Box T men first. 158 00:10:47,402 --> 00:10:51,614 And they're both out to kill a stranger in case he's on the other side. 159 00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:55,660 As I won't align myself with either faction, I shouldn't have any difficulty. 160 00:10:55,869 --> 00:10:59,164 If what you say is true, it should be a splendid place to sell guns. 161 00:10:59,372 --> 00:11:02,167 Come on, come on, have a drink. Come on, come on. 162 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,586 No, thank you. 163 00:11:05,712 --> 00:11:09,299 - Boy, you're a brave man. - No, sir, I'm not brave. 164 00:11:09,507 --> 00:11:11,926 I intend to mind my own business, that's all. 165 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:14,095 Should an unforeseen situation develop... 166 00:11:14,262 --> 00:11:16,347 ...a firm hand, that's what's needed always. 167 00:11:16,556 --> 00:11:18,766 A firm hand. You mark my words. 168 00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:33,823 (Speaking in Native American language) 169 00:11:34,032 --> 00:11:36,451 (Whooping and shouting) 170 00:11:57,180 --> 00:12:00,850 Indians, Indians. Indians! 171 00:12:02,393 --> 00:12:04,187 By George! 172 00:12:04,437 --> 00:12:05,688 (Gunfire) 173 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:09,734 Savages. I'd hoped to catch a glimpse of some while I was here. 174 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,949 We are bouncing along. Hold on to your hat. 175 00:12:16,115 --> 00:12:18,326 It's not my hat that worries me, it's my head. 176 00:12:20,787 --> 00:12:22,455 Do you think they're hostile? 177 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,627 Good heavens. 178 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:37,804 This is ridiculous. Why doesn't somebody talk to them about this? 179 00:12:37,971 --> 00:12:42,809 Nobody who gets near enough to talk ever lives long enough to say anything. 180 00:12:43,184 --> 00:12:45,520 (Shouting) 181 00:12:57,448 --> 00:12:59,117 If my Grandfather Digby were here... 182 00:12:59,284 --> 00:13:01,661 ...he'd have those savages eating out of his hand. 183 00:13:01,828 --> 00:13:03,329 Eating out of it, or eating it? 184 00:13:03,496 --> 00:13:06,708 There never was a savage who could look that man in the eye. 185 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:10,712 Put down a rebellion in Karachi single-handed, my grandfather did. 186 00:13:12,338 --> 00:13:15,174 Savages, cease firing! 187 00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:17,760 You know, I feel very strongly about this. 188 00:13:17,969 --> 00:13:20,221 Somebody should have a word with these natives. 189 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:23,266 Well, if you can remember what your Grandfather Digby said... 190 00:13:23,474 --> 00:13:24,809 ...I beg of you. 191 00:13:25,018 --> 00:13:29,480 If any of you fellas got a gun, you'd better save the last bullet for yourselves. 192 00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:48,166 (Speaks in Native American language) 193 00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:51,127 Oh! Whoa! 194 00:13:51,336 --> 00:13:52,754 (Gunshot) 195 00:14:08,853 --> 00:14:12,357 We can't just sit here waiting to be turned into mincemeat. 196 00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:15,276 (Gunshots) 197 00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:20,865 My word. 198 00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:25,453 Well, I don't suppose I'm half the man that Grandfather Digby was. 199 00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:28,289 But I'll have a word with our fine-feathered friend. 200 00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:30,958 Driver, wait here. 201 00:14:32,835 --> 00:14:36,172 Afraid it's the last time we're gonna see that Englishman. 202 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,067 (Gunshot) 203 00:15:17,505 --> 00:15:19,215 (Speaks in Native American language) 204 00:15:20,383 --> 00:15:22,009 I don't understand a word. 205 00:15:22,218 --> 00:15:23,636 Come along, get on your feet. 206 00:15:25,888 --> 00:15:27,640 Now listen to me, my good man. 207 00:15:27,849 --> 00:15:30,852 That coach was travelling at a legal rate on a public highway. 208 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:35,064 Your interference is not only unjustified, it's positively dangerous. 209 00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:38,359 I won't make an issue of the fact that I'm a British subject. 210 00:15:38,526 --> 00:15:42,447 Because your attack upon these American citizens is equally unwarranted. 211 00:15:42,738 --> 00:15:46,993 Now, take this rather silly-looking hatchet and trot along home. 212 00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:48,870 There's a good chap. 213 00:15:49,704 --> 00:15:51,414 No hard feelings? 214 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,129 Splendid. Good day, sir. 215 00:16:00,423 --> 00:16:03,759 - You seen what I seen? - I think I seen. 216 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,970 (Speaks in Native American language) 217 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:16,063 Why, that tenderfoot Englishman drove off all them redskins single-handed. 218 00:16:16,272 --> 00:16:20,401 Ain't anybody gonna believe us, looking at him. 219 00:16:23,529 --> 00:16:27,325 Gentlemen, I think that little incident calls for a nice cup of tea, don't you? 220 00:16:27,492 --> 00:16:30,161 Driver, stop at the first place en route. 221 00:16:32,038 --> 00:16:34,999 Indians! Indians! Redskins! 222 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:38,336 Duck, everybody, duck! Indians! 223 00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:41,547 - Duck, everybody! - Relax, my friend, relax. 224 00:16:41,797 --> 00:16:43,174 Hi-ya! 225 00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:03,778 Just passed the cemetery. Filled up a bit since I was here last. 226 00:17:03,986 --> 00:17:07,114 That's Fractured Jaw, just ahead. 227 00:17:10,743 --> 00:17:13,538 MAN: Howdy, Zeke. You have a good trip? 228 00:17:21,837 --> 00:17:24,173 COACH DRIVER: Whoa! 229 00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:27,593 Indians, eh? Where did you run into them? 230 00:17:27,802 --> 00:17:31,472 - Other side of Table Rock. - It's a good thing they didn't have guns. 231 00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:34,517 - Was there many of them? - About 50. Thought we were goners. 232 00:17:34,684 --> 00:17:36,769 - How'd you get away? - Man, was we lucky. 233 00:17:36,936 --> 00:17:39,480 I wouldn't have give a plug nickel for our chances... 234 00:17:39,647 --> 00:17:41,732 ...when they just up and chased off. 235 00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:43,985 One man done it. This here passenger. 236 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,112 - Single-handed. - Him. 237 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,197 - Him? - Is there a porter hereabouts? 238 00:17:48,406 --> 00:17:50,241 MAN 2: Don't try to make a fool out of me. 239 00:17:50,449 --> 00:17:53,494 Driver, bring those cases over to the hotel for me, will you? 240 00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:57,873 So you're the big hero. 241 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,042 How do you do? Tibbs is my name. 242 00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:05,006 Confounded thing. You were saying? 243 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,508 Nothing. I wasn't saying nothing. 244 00:18:10,094 --> 00:18:13,139 Careful with those, they contain guns and ammunition. 245 00:18:13,347 --> 00:18:17,643 - What do you think, Keeno? - He's fast, but I think I'm faster. 246 00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:20,062 You may get a chance to find out. 247 00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:22,940 Why would a fast gun like him come to Fractured Jaw? 248 00:18:23,149 --> 00:18:26,110 - To work for the Lazy S, maybe? - He ain't working for me. 249 00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:29,697 And the Lazy S is the only other outfit hiring guns. 250 00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:32,658 - Want me to take him? - No, there's time. 251 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:35,620 If he's just here looking for a job, I could use him. 252 00:18:35,828 --> 00:18:38,748 We didn't mean nothing. We didn't mean nothing. 253 00:18:38,956 --> 00:18:41,292 This is a respectable hotel, you hear? 254 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,003 If you two lop-eared sons of a burro want some more... 255 00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:47,173 ...just try to get back in here. I'm running a high-class dump. 256 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:50,801 The sooner the people around here realise it, the better off they'll be. 257 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:53,846 - MAN 3: Now, wait a minute, babe. - Don't give me none of your lip. 258 00:18:54,013 --> 00:18:56,432 It's enough you saddle tramps shoot each other... 259 00:18:56,599 --> 00:18:58,142 ...without using bad language too. 260 00:18:58,309 --> 00:19:01,937 Now, are you gonna git or do I start in on you again? 261 00:19:02,605 --> 00:19:04,565 KATE: Well. 262 00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:09,153 Is the circus in town or are you advance man for a medicine show? 263 00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:11,697 Good day to you, ma'am. Am I right in assuming... 264 00:19:11,864 --> 00:19:14,325 ...that you're the proprietress of this tavern? 265 00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:18,204 If you're a gambler, I run the squarest game this side of the Mississippi. 266 00:19:18,412 --> 00:19:20,247 I shouldn't call myself a gambler... 267 00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:24,168 ...although I have played a bit of whist occasionally in a friendly foursome. 268 00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:25,795 Say that again, will you? 269 00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:28,839 - JONATHAN: What? - That "bit of whist" thing. 270 00:19:29,048 --> 00:19:31,467 I have played a little bit of whist... 271 00:19:32,551 --> 00:19:36,180 Oh, those clothes, the way you talk. 272 00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:38,808 You're gonna be the life of the party around here. 273 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:41,894 - Really? - Never mind. What can I do for you? 274 00:19:42,103 --> 00:19:46,107 I should like some accommodation in your respectable establishment. 275 00:19:46,524 --> 00:19:49,068 Come on. I look after strays, mavericks... 276 00:19:49,276 --> 00:19:52,071 ...and lost young'uns. I might as well keep an eye on you. 277 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:54,073 Well, that's jolly good of you. 278 00:19:54,281 --> 00:19:55,908 Hi there, captain. 279 00:19:56,117 --> 00:19:58,953 They say the good Lord looks after fools and children. 280 00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:03,374 Well, I figure it can't hurt to give him a hand in case he's too busy. 281 00:20:03,624 --> 00:20:05,626 Here, would you mind registering, please? 282 00:20:05,835 --> 00:20:07,795 - Pleasure. - Here's your pen. 283 00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:09,839 - There you are. - Thank you. 284 00:20:18,806 --> 00:20:20,933 Jonathan Tibbs. London. 285 00:20:21,142 --> 00:20:24,687 Well, Jonathan, if I were you, I'd stay in your room after dark. 286 00:20:24,854 --> 00:20:27,022 Some of the boys around here, they play rough. 287 00:20:27,189 --> 00:20:28,899 Especially when they're liquored up. 288 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:31,068 They got a peculiar idea of what's funny... 289 00:20:31,235 --> 00:20:33,237 ...and they might just think you're a riot. 290 00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:35,448 Most charming of you to offer me advice. 291 00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:37,742 If you get into any trouble, just call me. 292 00:20:37,908 --> 00:20:40,619 We haven't had a sheriff in Fractured Jaw for six months. 293 00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:42,830 But the boys, they generally listen to me. 294 00:20:42,997 --> 00:20:45,040 I'll bet they do. 295 00:20:48,252 --> 00:20:51,297 What? Him? 296 00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:55,760 It ain't smart, mister, to play me for a sucker. 297 00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:59,764 A sucker? Oh, no. I'm quite certain it isn't. 298 00:20:59,972 --> 00:21:03,350 I don't like guns: Hired, floating or on the prod. 299 00:21:03,559 --> 00:21:06,645 Well, that's perfectly splendid. We have something in common. 300 00:21:06,854 --> 00:21:09,607 I don't like smooth talkers neither. I've heard pitches... 301 00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:13,110 ...from Mississippi gamblers, Chicago travelling salesmen, all of them. 302 00:21:13,277 --> 00:21:15,362 They don't go nowhere with me. 303 00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:17,656 I do beg your pardon, ma'am. 304 00:21:17,865 --> 00:21:20,409 - I'm a little bit confused. - KATE: All right. 305 00:21:20,618 --> 00:21:24,455 You've had your laugh, now don't press your luck. 306 00:21:24,663 --> 00:21:27,249 Here's your key. It's number six upstairs. 307 00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,168 The rules are posted on the wall. 308 00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:31,462 Read them, mister, and read them carefully. 309 00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:35,633 And remember them if you wanna stay out of trouble with me. 310 00:21:39,845 --> 00:21:41,472 JONATHAN: Ah, thank you, follow me. 311 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,182 Number six, my room. 312 00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:55,611 (Men laugh and chatter) 313 00:21:55,986 --> 00:21:58,823 MAN: I bet I can drink more than you can. 314 00:21:59,031 --> 00:22:00,866 (Snores) 315 00:22:02,535 --> 00:22:04,620 (Band plays music) 316 00:22:10,668 --> 00:22:12,545 (Men whoop and cheer) 317 00:22:21,136 --> 00:22:29,136 (Sings) 318 00:24:06,784 --> 00:24:09,036 (Cheering) 319 00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:13,082 GUARD: Stay back, you scoundrels! 320 00:24:13,248 --> 00:24:14,833 Stay back, you varmints! 321 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:19,254 - Whisky. - Right. 322 00:24:19,463 --> 00:24:20,839 Hello, Cora. 323 00:24:21,048 --> 00:24:23,342 How about coming to the ranch and roughing it... 324 00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:25,344 ...for a couple days with Keeno and me? 325 00:24:25,511 --> 00:24:27,805 - No dice. - All right. 326 00:24:28,013 --> 00:24:30,683 Come to the table and have a drink with us right now. 327 00:24:30,891 --> 00:24:32,851 I'm waiting for Johnny. 328 00:24:33,811 --> 00:24:36,188 Keeno ain't gonna like this. 329 00:24:36,397 --> 00:24:37,982 So? 330 00:24:41,777 --> 00:24:43,487 Hey, Cora. 331 00:24:47,658 --> 00:24:50,536 How about spending a little time with me? 332 00:24:50,786 --> 00:24:52,538 No, Johnny, please. 333 00:24:52,746 --> 00:24:54,123 Why wear a gun? 334 00:24:54,289 --> 00:24:56,000 You're safe behind a woman's skirts. 335 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:58,877 Cut it now or I'll break a chair over both your heads. 336 00:24:59,086 --> 00:25:01,296 - Forget it, honey. - Thanks, Kate. 337 00:25:01,463 --> 00:25:03,549 For what? Every time there's a shooting... 338 00:25:03,716 --> 00:25:06,051 ...I gotta order new glassware. 339 00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:12,349 If you wanna kill a man over a girl, do it on your own time. 340 00:25:12,850 --> 00:25:15,769 You can fire me any time you want. 341 00:25:15,978 --> 00:25:17,813 Sure I can. 342 00:25:18,022 --> 00:25:20,941 Until I do, I'd rather have you alive than dead. 343 00:25:21,108 --> 00:25:23,944 - MAN 1: Hey, Joe, can we deal you in? - MAN 2: What you say, there? 344 00:25:26,905 --> 00:25:28,657 And there's the reason. 345 00:25:31,577 --> 00:25:34,288 - MAN 3: Hello, pardner. - MAN 4: Hi, Bill, how are you, pardner? 346 00:25:34,455 --> 00:25:36,582 Want me to take him now? 347 00:25:39,543 --> 00:25:43,088 - Not just yet. - Oh, I beg your pardon, young lady. 348 00:25:43,255 --> 00:25:46,467 Name's Kate if you're talking to me. I'd just as soon you weren't. 349 00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:49,344 I seem to have got off on the wrong foot, and I am sorry. 350 00:25:49,553 --> 00:25:50,929 Don't let it break you up. 351 00:25:51,138 --> 00:25:54,266 However, I would like to register a complaint. My room, you know. 352 00:25:54,475 --> 00:25:57,978 Now, that's just what I've been sitting up nights worrying about. 353 00:25:58,145 --> 00:26:00,689 I don't want you to regard this as a personal failure. 354 00:26:00,856 --> 00:26:02,983 But there's such a devil of a racket here... 355 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:04,610 ...it's impossible to sleep. 356 00:26:04,818 --> 00:26:07,571 No doubt you could switch me to a quieter spot. 357 00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:11,950 There's one quieter spot in Fractured Jaw, and that's Boot Hill. 358 00:26:12,159 --> 00:26:14,912 - And I think you'll wind up there. - Oh, thank you so much. 359 00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:18,332 Perhaps that porter chap could deliver my luggage in the morning. 360 00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:21,919 You must think you're a real funny fellow, don't you? 361 00:26:22,419 --> 00:26:25,297 Well, you think so. I've never been called that before. 362 00:26:25,798 --> 00:26:27,966 You're liable to get called a lot of things... 363 00:26:28,133 --> 00:26:30,677 ...you ain't never been called before. And by me. 364 00:26:30,844 --> 00:26:34,389 From your tone I gather we're having a spot of language difficulty. 365 00:26:34,598 --> 00:26:38,560 Your difficulties with me haven't even started. 366 00:26:38,936 --> 00:26:41,647 MAN: How about a song, Kate? 367 00:26:42,272 --> 00:26:43,774 High-spirited, isn't she? 368 00:26:43,982 --> 00:26:45,984 Mister, you better mean that real nice... 369 00:26:46,151 --> 00:26:49,988 ...or you're gonna have 40 cowpunchers jamming their boots down your throat. 370 00:26:50,155 --> 00:26:52,950 - You can figure on mine too. - Don't misunderstand me... 371 00:26:53,117 --> 00:26:55,119 ...I wouldn't say anything uncomplimentary. 372 00:26:55,285 --> 00:26:57,454 When her uncle, Two-Gun Billings, cashed in... 373 00:26:57,621 --> 00:26:59,206 ...and left this place to Kate... 374 00:26:59,373 --> 00:27:02,000 ...a couple of hombres tried to put their brand on her. 375 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:04,503 They finished up at the best necktie party... 376 00:27:04,711 --> 00:27:06,880 ...Fractured Jaw ever seen. 377 00:27:07,089 --> 00:27:09,133 Oh, well, I'm a stranger here. 378 00:27:09,341 --> 00:27:12,970 I'm not familiar with your local customs or the type of parties you have. 379 00:27:13,178 --> 00:27:16,390 Say something against Kate, and you'll learn all about them. 380 00:27:16,598 --> 00:27:20,644 So long as you're filling up space at the bar, are you drinking? 381 00:27:20,936 --> 00:27:22,271 Don't seem to be, do I? 382 00:27:22,437 --> 00:27:25,649 A glass of sherry, please. Oh, very dry. 383 00:27:25,858 --> 00:27:29,820 Mister, we got Whisky, and we got water. 384 00:27:30,028 --> 00:27:32,114 We don't serve water. 385 00:27:32,281 --> 00:27:34,283 That doesn't offer me much choice, does it? 386 00:27:34,491 --> 00:27:36,160 Nothing, thank you. 387 00:27:45,252 --> 00:27:46,753 You know about that feller? 388 00:27:46,962 --> 00:27:48,797 Only what the stage driver told me. 389 00:27:49,006 --> 00:27:51,758 You're the mayor of this town, you ought to find out... 390 00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:53,886 ...when a new gun is gonna make trouble. 391 00:27:54,052 --> 00:27:55,721 That's the sheriff's job, not mine. 392 00:27:55,888 --> 00:27:58,473 Since you ain't got no sheriff, it's your job now. 393 00:27:58,682 --> 00:28:01,560 All you gotta do is go over and ask him if he's Lazy S. 394 00:28:01,768 --> 00:28:04,396 - Suppose he don't wanna tell me? - We made a deal. 395 00:28:04,563 --> 00:28:08,901 Box T in town three days a week, Lazy S three days, and Sunday quiet. 396 00:28:09,109 --> 00:28:11,570 He's Lazy S, he's got no business here today. 397 00:28:11,778 --> 00:28:13,614 He just got off the coach. 398 00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,824 I got a right to know, Masters. 399 00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:19,161 If he's Lazy S, the next time we find him in town on our day... 400 00:28:19,369 --> 00:28:20,746 ...there'll be shooting. 401 00:28:20,954 --> 00:28:23,123 Well, I'll try to find out. 402 00:28:23,332 --> 00:28:25,792 But don't you start nothing, you hear me? 403 00:28:32,132 --> 00:28:33,759 - Howdy, stranger. - How do you do? 404 00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:36,136 - Tibbs is my name. - Masters is my name. 405 00:28:36,303 --> 00:28:39,556 I'm the mayor of this here town. I also run the general emporium. 406 00:28:39,765 --> 00:28:42,142 That is, six days a week. And on the seventh... 407 00:28:42,351 --> 00:28:44,228 ...I preach the Holy Gospel. 408 00:28:44,436 --> 00:28:45,938 - Glad to meet you, sir. - Yeah. 409 00:28:46,146 --> 00:28:49,358 This here's a friendly town, mister, and we don't ask no questions. 410 00:28:49,566 --> 00:28:51,526 No, sir, from what I've encountered... 411 00:28:51,735 --> 00:28:53,904 ...you'd only be confused by the answers. 412 00:28:54,112 --> 00:28:57,699 Of course, if a man don't mind telling us what his business is, we... 413 00:28:57,908 --> 00:29:00,869 Oh, not at all. I'm in the gun business. 414 00:29:01,036 --> 00:29:04,039 Yeah. Gun bu... Yeah. 415 00:29:04,248 --> 00:29:07,251 You're heading for the Lazy S, I suppose. 416 00:29:07,459 --> 00:29:10,045 Yes, sir. I intend to call on them tomorrow morning. 417 00:29:10,254 --> 00:29:12,547 Well, just remember, I didn't ask no questions. 418 00:29:12,714 --> 00:29:15,717 - It's perfectly all right. - You didn't have to give no answers. 419 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:18,845 I hope you enjoy your stay in Fractured Jaw... 420 00:29:19,054 --> 00:29:21,556 ...and just remember that we don't take sides here. 421 00:29:21,765 --> 00:29:23,934 Me in particular. 422 00:29:24,142 --> 00:29:26,395 Very particular. 423 00:29:30,607 --> 00:29:33,110 Lazy S gunslinger, all right. 424 00:29:33,318 --> 00:29:35,362 That's what I figured. 425 00:29:35,570 --> 00:29:37,072 He's going out there tomorrow. 426 00:29:37,281 --> 00:29:40,200 So don't you start no trouble in town today. Hear me? 427 00:29:40,409 --> 00:29:42,619 You know I won't start no trouble. 428 00:29:42,828 --> 00:29:45,789 Anyway, I'm shoving out of here right now. 429 00:29:51,211 --> 00:29:54,131 Wait till I'm gone so I'm not mixed up in it. 430 00:29:54,339 --> 00:29:55,382 Then take him. 431 00:29:55,549 --> 00:29:56,758 (Banging) 432 00:29:58,927 --> 00:30:01,221 (Band plays music) 433 00:30:02,389 --> 00:30:10,389 (Sings) 434 00:31:35,607 --> 00:31:38,026 (All sing along) 435 00:32:03,135 --> 00:32:04,428 (Cheering) 436 00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:07,180 I say, she's magnificent, isn't she? 437 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,395 MAN 1: What's the matter, Kate, we're raring. 438 00:32:13,603 --> 00:32:16,440 Waiter, can you manage a pot of tea and a chicken sandwich? 439 00:32:16,648 --> 00:32:18,608 No, we ain't got none. 440 00:32:19,234 --> 00:32:22,529 MAN 2: I ain't seen you in weeks. Where you been? 441 00:32:24,281 --> 00:32:26,032 MAN 3: What do you know? 442 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,627 (Indistinct chattering) 443 00:32:46,344 --> 00:32:48,889 How do you like our little nightingale? 444 00:32:49,055 --> 00:32:51,725 Oh, Miss Kate? Oh, absolutely first-class. 445 00:32:54,311 --> 00:32:58,398 - Then you'll drink to her. - Oh, all right. 446 00:32:58,607 --> 00:33:01,902 Well, that's extremely kind of you. Thank you very much. 447 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:05,197 Good health. And to Miss Kate, eh? 448 00:33:07,616 --> 00:33:09,367 (Coughs) 449 00:33:12,746 --> 00:33:14,581 No, really. 450 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:17,584 - Drink it. - No, really, old boy. 451 00:33:17,792 --> 00:33:19,127 I said, drink it. 452 00:33:24,090 --> 00:33:26,134 (Coughs) 453 00:33:29,262 --> 00:33:32,098 I say, I really couldn't. Really, old boy. 454 00:33:32,307 --> 00:33:34,976 Are you telling me you won't drink with me? 455 00:33:35,185 --> 00:33:37,979 - No, not at all, but you know, well... - Drink it. 456 00:33:38,188 --> 00:33:39,898 At night, and on an empty stomach... 457 00:33:40,065 --> 00:33:43,360 - Drink it. - Oh, yes. 458 00:33:49,658 --> 00:33:53,119 Well, I must say as I told our friend... 459 00:33:53,328 --> 00:33:56,873 ...I'm not familiar with the local customs but this does seem a bit much. 460 00:33:57,082 --> 00:34:00,377 Let's see how big a man you really are. 461 00:34:00,585 --> 00:34:02,796 Oh, you mean it's a sort of contest? 462 00:34:03,004 --> 00:34:05,799 May the best man win, and all that sort of thing. 463 00:34:06,550 --> 00:34:09,386 All right. I'm game. 464 00:34:14,599 --> 00:34:18,645 You know, it's a funny thing, but after the first one or two... 465 00:34:18,812 --> 00:34:21,982 ...it doesn't feel so much like drinking a porcupine. 466 00:34:23,567 --> 00:34:25,277 Or does it? 467 00:34:27,362 --> 00:34:30,699 - Keep drinking. - No, no, no, sir. 468 00:34:30,907 --> 00:34:33,451 I insist, it's my turn. 469 00:34:34,703 --> 00:34:36,246 There. 470 00:34:37,330 --> 00:34:38,373 (Glass shatters) 471 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:40,542 Oh, good heavens. 472 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:44,087 Barman, another glass for my drinking friend here. 473 00:34:44,296 --> 00:34:46,131 I insist, sir, it's my turn to pay. 474 00:34:46,339 --> 00:34:49,384 You can't abuse the laws of hospitality. 475 00:34:49,676 --> 00:34:52,137 There we are. Now, then. 476 00:34:52,345 --> 00:34:55,098 Good luck. Cheers. 477 00:34:58,059 --> 00:35:01,521 Extraordinary. Well, when in Rome. 478 00:35:03,648 --> 00:35:06,568 You dirty stinking polecat, reach! 479 00:35:07,527 --> 00:35:09,321 CORA: Johnny! 480 00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:24,794 Great Scott. 481 00:35:25,003 --> 00:35:26,338 KATE: What's the trouble? 482 00:35:29,382 --> 00:35:30,842 It's Keeno. 483 00:35:31,009 --> 00:35:33,845 When I heard the shooting I figured you'd cashed your chips. 484 00:35:34,012 --> 00:35:36,389 Good heavens, no. I was having a sociable drink... 485 00:35:36,598 --> 00:35:40,352 ...with my friend when this man pulled a gun out and shot him. 486 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,271 Johnny, hit it out of town till he's buried. 487 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,315 All right, boys, break it up. 488 00:35:45,482 --> 00:35:46,941 Chick, Bester, get rid of him. 489 00:35:47,150 --> 00:35:49,194 But there's a dead man down here. 490 00:35:50,445 --> 00:35:53,657 Ah! Come on, everybody, drinks on the house for all of you. 491 00:35:53,865 --> 00:35:56,034 (Band plays as men cheer) 492 00:35:57,577 --> 00:35:59,954 I never seen Keeno look so peaceable before. 493 00:36:00,121 --> 00:36:03,500 How can you, sir, as mayor of this town, permit such a thing to happen? 494 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:05,960 I told them to do their gunning out in the open. 495 00:36:06,127 --> 00:36:09,172 Shooting matches in a crowded saloon like this can be dangerous. 496 00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:11,257 Some innocent bystander might get hurt. 497 00:36:11,424 --> 00:36:14,469 - Well, haven't you got any laws? - Sure, we got more laws... 498 00:36:14,636 --> 00:36:17,847 ...than you can shake a stick at. Got nobody to enforce them. 499 00:36:18,014 --> 00:36:21,893 I hate to think what them Box T boys will do when they find about this killing. 500 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:24,270 Well, this is preposterous. Good heavens... 501 00:36:24,479 --> 00:36:27,941 - ...haven't you got a constabulary? - Con...? Con...? 502 00:36:28,108 --> 00:36:30,527 A constabulary, a guardian of the law, a bobby, a... 503 00:36:30,735 --> 00:36:32,070 Oh, you mean a sheriff. 504 00:36:32,237 --> 00:36:34,864 Whatever the man's called out here who sees to the law. 505 00:36:35,073 --> 00:36:37,575 We been trying to get us a sheriff for a long time... 506 00:36:37,784 --> 00:36:39,994 ...but we can't get nobody to take the job. 507 00:36:40,203 --> 00:36:43,331 If you could find us a sheriff we'd be mighty grateful to you. 508 00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:46,084 I've never heard anything like this before in my life. 509 00:36:46,251 --> 00:36:50,672 It's the duty of every citizen not to shirk his civic responsibility. 510 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,675 Yeah, that's right, it is. Oh, would you...? 511 00:36:53,883 --> 00:36:55,885 - Would you care for a drink? - Delighted. 512 00:36:56,094 --> 00:36:58,930 - Good health, sir. - Same to you. 513 00:37:01,224 --> 00:37:06,020 You know, this stuff isn't too bad when it burns away the nerve ends. 514 00:37:06,187 --> 00:37:08,314 - That's a good... - What were we talking about? 515 00:37:08,481 --> 00:37:11,776 - A sheriff. Yeah. - Indeed. Now, it's vital. 516 00:37:11,985 --> 00:37:15,155 It's vital, sir. Select your man, go up to him... 517 00:37:15,363 --> 00:37:17,198 ...look at him square in the eyes. 518 00:37:17,407 --> 00:37:20,535 Speak to him with a firm tone and don't take no for an answer. 519 00:37:20,744 --> 00:37:23,830 Never fails, my dear sir, it never fails. 520 00:37:24,038 --> 00:37:27,709 Would that be the way to talk to a man like yourself, for instance? 521 00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:29,461 Absolutely. 522 00:37:29,627 --> 00:37:31,421 You mean, just walk up to him and say: 523 00:37:31,588 --> 00:37:35,759 "Lookie here, mister, this here town needs a sheriff, and you're gonna be it." 524 00:37:35,967 --> 00:37:37,343 Jolly good, jolly good. 525 00:37:37,552 --> 00:37:41,014 Mister, you've talked yourself into a job. 526 00:37:41,222 --> 00:37:47,020 Welcome to Fractured Jaw, Sheriff Tibbs. 527 00:38:30,688 --> 00:38:32,774 "Sheriff Tibbs. 528 00:38:34,025 --> 00:38:36,569 These is all that was left of Sheriff Dalton... 529 00:38:36,778 --> 00:38:39,280 ...Sheriff Harper and Sheriff Baines. 530 00:38:39,489 --> 00:38:41,866 If any of them fit you, good luck. 531 00:38:42,075 --> 00:38:44,369 Respectfully yours, Doc Masters. 532 00:38:44,577 --> 00:38:48,957 P.S. Their duty done, they rest in peace." 533 00:39:03,179 --> 00:39:04,514 Him, sheriff? 534 00:39:04,681 --> 00:39:08,017 Don't you get all hot and bothered about this fellow being sheriff. 535 00:39:08,184 --> 00:39:12,063 I tell you, he'll make a great sheriff. He ain't nothing but a gunman, after all. 536 00:39:12,230 --> 00:39:15,358 And he's quicker than greased lightning on the draw. 537 00:39:15,525 --> 00:39:18,069 Last night, I seen him stand up at that there bar... 538 00:39:18,236 --> 00:39:20,572 ...and drink a lot of cowpokes under the table... 539 00:39:20,738 --> 00:39:22,824 ...and walk out of here as sober as a judge. 540 00:39:22,991 --> 00:39:27,829 I tell you, I do like me a drinking sheriff that can hold his liquor. 541 00:39:28,037 --> 00:39:29,998 Oh, good morning, good morning, sheriff. 542 00:39:30,164 --> 00:39:32,250 - That's what I want to see you about. - Yeah. 543 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:36,546 Everybody in town feels a heap sight safer now that you're in charge of things. 544 00:39:36,713 --> 00:39:40,049 - I am not the sheriff. - Oh, sure. Sure you are. 545 00:39:40,258 --> 00:39:43,928 Do you see that gun rack there? We passed an ordinance last spring saying... 546 00:39:44,095 --> 00:39:48,224 ...that nobody could wear guns inside Fractured Jaw, not even the mayor. 547 00:39:48,391 --> 00:39:51,019 I don't know the laws your council passed last spring. 548 00:39:51,185 --> 00:39:52,979 All I know is that this is ridiculous. 549 00:39:53,146 --> 00:39:55,899 How can I be a sheriff? I'm not a citizen of this town. 550 00:39:56,107 --> 00:39:59,861 - I'm not even a citizen of this country. - As mayor of Fractured Jaw... 551 00:40:00,028 --> 00:40:03,489 ...I hereby exercise my civil rights and prerogatives... 552 00:40:03,698 --> 00:40:07,327 ...and I appoint you a citizen of the United States of America... 553 00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:11,164 ...and I make you sheriff of Fractured Jaw. 554 00:40:11,372 --> 00:40:13,791 There, there you be. 555 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,377 Now, you can have as many deputies as you like... 556 00:40:16,586 --> 00:40:19,172 ...providing you can find any men to serve with you. 557 00:40:19,339 --> 00:40:22,967 Listen, my dear mayor, quite apart from all the idiocies of last night... 558 00:40:23,176 --> 00:40:26,763 ...this is absolutely absurd. I'm here on business. Guns. 559 00:40:26,971 --> 00:40:30,058 Oh, that's all right, we don't care about that. 560 00:40:30,266 --> 00:40:34,687 Everything will be perfectly legal as long as you're a-wearing that badge. 561 00:40:34,896 --> 00:40:37,273 - Cold feet, friend? - No, quite warm, thank you. 562 00:40:37,482 --> 00:40:40,234 Big talker, but when it comes to backing it up... 563 00:40:40,443 --> 00:40:42,654 Really, this is just a little misunderstanding. 564 00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:44,280 Is it? I'll get the coffee. 565 00:40:44,489 --> 00:40:46,616 Oh, thank you so much. I could do with a cup. 566 00:40:46,824 --> 00:40:49,535 My head doesn't feel too strong this morning. 567 00:40:50,078 --> 00:40:53,706 Mr. Mayor, do you get the impression that she isn't terribly fond of me? 568 00:40:53,915 --> 00:40:56,960 You see, Kate, she only likes folks that play fair and square... 569 00:40:57,126 --> 00:40:59,545 ...because that's the way she plays herself. 570 00:40:59,754 --> 00:41:01,297 We don't hit it off too well. 571 00:41:01,464 --> 00:41:04,759 Well, she wants a good man for sheriff, just like the rest of us. 572 00:41:04,968 --> 00:41:08,513 Don't worry, she'll cotton to you all right, just give her time. 573 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,724 I wish she wouldn't look at me as if her stomach were turning. 574 00:41:11,891 --> 00:41:15,061 I'll tell you what, you come on over and sit in on the poker game. 575 00:41:15,269 --> 00:41:17,814 - Give her a chance to know you better. - Does she play? 576 00:41:17,981 --> 00:41:20,483 Play? Why, man, she invented the game. 577 00:41:20,692 --> 00:41:24,362 Frenchie, Bellows, Carson, Jenks, this here is Tibbs. 578 00:41:24,570 --> 00:41:27,407 He's our new sheriff. Come on, boy, come on. 579 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:31,577 Here, he's a new hand at the game, but he wants to sit in on it just the same. 580 00:41:31,786 --> 00:41:33,663 Hello. 581 00:41:34,539 --> 00:41:36,749 All right, here you are, I'll stake you. 582 00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,627 You can pay me back after the game. Cut them, Frenchie. 583 00:41:39,836 --> 00:41:41,921 All right, they're coming out. 584 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:45,967 - I have played a little, you know. - Oh, you have? Where did you play? 585 00:41:46,134 --> 00:41:48,469 Oh, I met two gentlemen in St. Louis... 586 00:41:48,678 --> 00:41:50,888 ...who taught me the rudiments of the game. 587 00:41:51,097 --> 00:41:53,933 - The what? Oh, I see. - Rudiments. Rather costly. 588 00:41:55,685 --> 00:41:58,021 All right, king bets. Frenchie, it's up to you... 589 00:41:58,187 --> 00:42:00,106 - ...what do you say? - I bet three bucks. 590 00:42:00,314 --> 00:42:02,608 - MASTERS: Three bucks. You in? - Yup. 591 00:42:02,817 --> 00:42:05,153 All right, come on. Let's get rolling here, boys. 592 00:42:05,319 --> 00:42:10,992 Three dollars there, sheriff. Put it down here. All right, I'm in. Coming out, boys. 593 00:42:11,868 --> 00:42:13,786 That's too bad that missed you, ain't it? 594 00:42:13,953 --> 00:42:16,080 There's a queen. There's a king. 595 00:42:16,289 --> 00:42:18,833 - A pair of deuces. - I have a pair, Mr. Mayor. 596 00:42:19,042 --> 00:42:21,919 - All right, you bet. - Me to bet. Uh... 597 00:42:22,336 --> 00:42:24,464 Two, uh... 598 00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,549 More? All right. 599 00:42:26,716 --> 00:42:28,384 Four. Thanks, partner. 600 00:42:28,551 --> 00:42:31,387 Four, I raise you four, gentlemen. Four silver dollars. 601 00:42:31,554 --> 00:42:34,849 - Four dollars and you in? - I'm in. 602 00:42:35,141 --> 00:42:38,269 What do you say, boys? What do you say? 603 00:42:38,478 --> 00:42:41,022 Raise you five. 604 00:42:41,230 --> 00:42:42,607 Man raises you five. 605 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,945 I'll raise you five, sir. 606 00:42:48,154 --> 00:42:49,530 - Are you done betting? - Yeah. 607 00:42:49,697 --> 00:42:51,866 All right, hold it, coming out. 608 00:42:52,075 --> 00:42:54,035 A nine. 609 00:42:54,368 --> 00:42:56,329 A seven. 610 00:42:56,496 --> 00:42:58,581 - Have it out between you. - I'm to bet, I'm... 611 00:42:58,748 --> 00:43:03,336 - A pair of deuces are still high. - I think I'll go, um... 612 00:43:05,797 --> 00:43:08,549 Six. Six, I raise you six. 613 00:43:08,925 --> 00:43:11,469 Man bets $6. He sees you. 614 00:43:11,677 --> 00:43:13,596 - Okay, what have you got? - Pair of sixes. 615 00:43:13,763 --> 00:43:15,556 A pair of sixes. 616 00:43:15,765 --> 00:43:19,102 Three twos. And, gentlemen, I think the pot is mine. 617 00:43:19,268 --> 00:43:20,937 Take it away, sheriff, it's yours. 618 00:43:21,145 --> 00:43:23,648 Thank you, partner. Well done, indeed. 619 00:43:23,856 --> 00:43:26,192 - A double snort, Chick. - Right. 620 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,946 Hey. You see that fella over there? 621 00:43:30,154 --> 00:43:32,990 - That's Bud Wilkins, Lazy S gunslinger. - What? 622 00:43:33,199 --> 00:43:34,784 Yeah, he's wearing a gun. 623 00:43:34,951 --> 00:43:38,121 - Well, obviously if he's a slinger. - Well, go take it off him. 624 00:43:38,287 --> 00:43:41,666 Maybe he ain't heard we got us a sheriff now. 625 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:45,795 Oh, well, I'll advise him. That's the least I can do. 626 00:43:46,003 --> 00:43:47,880 Your pardon, gentlemen. 627 00:43:50,925 --> 00:43:53,177 - So you're the new sheriff. - New, indeed. 628 00:43:53,344 --> 00:43:55,680 I heard you ain't allowing guns in Fractured Jaw. 629 00:43:55,847 --> 00:43:59,016 The ruling isn't mine, I'm merely the custodian of the law. 630 00:44:00,810 --> 00:44:02,645 You're gonna take away a man's gun? 631 00:44:02,854 --> 00:44:06,774 Let's just say a chap hands it over when he's advised of the regulations, eh? 632 00:44:06,983 --> 00:44:10,194 I heard about you, so maybe you heard about me. 633 00:44:10,361 --> 00:44:12,446 I'm Wilkins. I come to have you take my gun. 634 00:44:12,613 --> 00:44:14,407 Well, how do you do? Tibbs is my name. 635 00:44:17,535 --> 00:44:20,830 All right. You got the drop on me this time. 636 00:44:21,289 --> 00:44:23,207 But I'm coming back. 637 00:44:23,624 --> 00:44:26,210 And next time, I won't be alone. 638 00:44:26,627 --> 00:44:29,672 Mr. Bud, don't forget your gun. 639 00:44:29,881 --> 00:44:33,092 There's no law against wearing it if you're leaving town. 640 00:44:33,384 --> 00:44:36,095 That's the stuff, sheriff. 641 00:44:36,304 --> 00:44:38,639 It's remarkable, the effect this has. 642 00:44:42,852 --> 00:44:45,021 See? How do you do? 643 00:44:46,147 --> 00:44:49,150 That's the quickest draw I've seen in 50 years. 644 00:44:49,358 --> 00:44:51,527 Sheriff, the way you handled that derringer... 645 00:44:51,694 --> 00:44:54,488 ...would make my old grandpappy turn over in his grave. 646 00:44:54,697 --> 00:44:56,449 I say, do you think so? 647 00:44:56,657 --> 00:44:58,826 - It does work well, doesn't it? - It sure does. 648 00:44:58,993 --> 00:45:02,038 Say, how about you coming into my office? I want to talk to you. 649 00:45:02,205 --> 00:45:04,457 Oh, with pleasure. 650 00:45:04,790 --> 00:45:07,168 Boys, I never thought I'd live to see the day... 651 00:45:07,335 --> 00:45:09,170 ...when Bud Wilkins gives up his gun. 652 00:45:09,503 --> 00:45:12,882 You sure are fast on the draw with that gun, mister. How do you work it? 653 00:45:13,049 --> 00:45:15,927 It's on a spring. And when I straighten my arm, it pops out. 654 00:45:16,093 --> 00:45:19,639 Well, it should pop out into my hand. It must need some adjust... There. 655 00:45:19,805 --> 00:45:22,808 Say, you know, I'd like to have one of them. 656 00:45:23,017 --> 00:45:25,144 To wear on my garter. 657 00:45:25,895 --> 00:45:29,190 Great Scott. I say. 658 00:45:29,398 --> 00:45:32,360 Of course, you could have mine, but wearing it on that limb... 659 00:45:32,526 --> 00:45:35,071 ...you'd be obliged to pull the trigger with your toe. 660 00:45:35,238 --> 00:45:38,324 You let me worry about that. How much you take for it? 661 00:45:38,491 --> 00:45:40,618 I'd be honoured if you'd accept it as a gift. 662 00:45:40,785 --> 00:45:43,663 - No. I couldn't take your gun. - No, really, I've got others. 663 00:45:43,829 --> 00:45:45,873 - This is just a sample. - No, no. 664 00:45:50,586 --> 00:45:53,965 - There we are. - Well, thank you, thank you. 665 00:45:54,173 --> 00:45:56,676 You know, you're not a bad sort of fellow. 666 00:45:57,134 --> 00:46:00,513 Well, you needn't worry about accidents. It isn't loaded, of course. 667 00:46:00,721 --> 00:46:02,890 What? You mean to tell me... 668 00:46:03,057 --> 00:46:06,102 ...you went up against Bud Wilkins with an empty gun? 669 00:46:06,269 --> 00:46:08,354 You think I'd go around with a bullet in it? 670 00:46:08,521 --> 00:46:12,275 The silly thing popped out in my hand. I didn't mean to frighten Wilkins... 671 00:46:12,441 --> 00:46:15,278 ...although I imagine it did have that effect. 672 00:46:15,695 --> 00:46:19,031 Tell me, are you tired of living, or just plain stupid? 673 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:21,033 Oh, now really, Miss Kate. 674 00:46:21,242 --> 00:46:23,244 - Take it back. - No, I wouldn't dream of it. 675 00:46:23,411 --> 00:46:25,079 I made you a present. 676 00:46:25,288 --> 00:46:27,540 Well, one of us must be crazy. 677 00:46:27,748 --> 00:46:30,418 What happens if some gunslinger draws on you? 678 00:46:30,626 --> 00:46:33,838 Well, why should they? I've no quarrel with anyone. 679 00:46:34,005 --> 00:46:37,216 Only with the Lazy S, because Wilkins will get them all riled up. 680 00:46:37,383 --> 00:46:41,304 And with the Box T outfit, because you got mixed up in Keeno's killing. 681 00:46:41,512 --> 00:46:43,639 Oh, I do think you're exaggerating. 682 00:46:43,848 --> 00:46:47,310 That chap Wilkins offered me his gun before he saw the derringer. 683 00:46:47,518 --> 00:46:51,647 And as for that poor fellow who got shot last night, we were the best of friends... 684 00:46:51,814 --> 00:46:54,525 ...drinking together and all that sort of thing. 685 00:46:54,734 --> 00:46:59,989 I've seen some strange characters in my time, but you take the prize. 686 00:47:00,197 --> 00:47:04,118 You know, I've never met anyone like you either. 687 00:47:04,327 --> 00:47:08,914 I hope you won't mind if I say it, but I find you simply enchanting. 688 00:47:09,665 --> 00:47:12,251 Well, let's say I find you different, anyway. 689 00:47:12,668 --> 00:47:14,337 Well, that's a beginning, isn't it? 690 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,674 Say, what are you doing in Fractured Jaw? 691 00:47:19,008 --> 00:47:23,721 I represent the firm of Tibbs & Company, gunsmiths, St. James's, London. 692 00:47:23,929 --> 00:47:25,348 I'm here to sell firearms. 693 00:47:25,514 --> 00:47:27,850 At least you should know how to handle a gun. 694 00:47:28,017 --> 00:47:30,353 That could keep you alive for a little while. 695 00:47:30,561 --> 00:47:31,604 Hm. 696 00:47:31,771 --> 00:47:35,316 Well, I don't see why skill with a gun should be so frightfully important. 697 00:47:35,483 --> 00:47:38,110 But if it is to you, I suppose I could learn. 698 00:47:39,362 --> 00:47:43,574 - Tibbs, I just decided something. - Oh? 699 00:47:43,908 --> 00:47:46,285 I'm gonna teach you to shoot. 700 00:47:47,036 --> 00:47:51,290 It won't do any good, but at least I won't be blaming myself at your funeral. 701 00:47:51,499 --> 00:47:53,834 Now, listen to me and try to understand. 702 00:47:54,043 --> 00:47:56,128 I wouldn't give two cents for your chances... 703 00:47:56,295 --> 00:47:59,173 ...of living to be one day older than you are right now. 704 00:47:59,382 --> 00:48:03,052 But I always had a soft spot in my heart for a barefoot tenderfoot. 705 00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:05,763 So I'll do what I can to help you. 706 00:48:05,971 --> 00:48:09,141 I never thought I'd appreciate being taught how to handle a gun. 707 00:48:09,308 --> 00:48:12,645 - But it's wonderful of you to offer. - I'm not asking for your thanks. 708 00:48:12,812 --> 00:48:16,315 Personally, I think I'm weak in the head to even bother. Now, come on. 709 00:48:16,524 --> 00:48:19,151 - Shall I bring one of my own guns? - No. 710 00:48:19,318 --> 00:48:22,530 - Is there a target range nearby? - If there was, we wouldn't use it. 711 00:48:22,696 --> 00:48:26,450 Nobody should know you can't shoot or you won't live long enough for a lesson. 712 00:48:26,617 --> 00:48:29,203 - Can you ride? - I don't know, I've never really tried. 713 00:48:29,370 --> 00:48:31,038 But I can handle a pair of horses. 714 00:48:31,205 --> 00:48:35,042 If it's any help, I asked that porter to load my gun cases onto a carriage... 715 00:48:35,209 --> 00:48:37,211 ...so I can call on the trade this morning. 716 00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:40,214 KATE: Well, that'll do. 717 00:48:42,925 --> 00:48:44,677 - Morning, Miss Kate. - Good morning. 718 00:48:44,844 --> 00:48:46,178 Good morning, sir. 719 00:48:46,345 --> 00:48:47,888 - WOMAN 1: Morning, sheriff. - Good morning. 720 00:48:48,055 --> 00:48:50,975 - Allow me, my lady. - Well. 721 00:48:53,227 --> 00:48:54,562 There we are. 722 00:48:54,728 --> 00:48:56,605 - MAN 1: Morning, ma'am, sheriff. - Good morning. 723 00:48:56,772 --> 00:48:59,066 - Good morning, sir. - Good morning, sheriff. 724 00:48:59,275 --> 00:49:01,694 How do you do, sir, how do you do? 725 00:49:02,278 --> 00:49:05,531 - WOMAN 2: Good morning, sheriff. - Morning, ma'am. 726 00:49:06,574 --> 00:49:09,034 - WOMAN 3: Good morning, sheriff. - MAN 2: Good morning, sheriff. 727 00:49:09,243 --> 00:49:12,538 - Good morning. - MAN 3: Howdy, sheriff. 728 00:49:13,789 --> 00:49:16,208 They're a friendly lot, aren't they? 729 00:49:16,417 --> 00:49:19,795 They're happy. They think they've got a sheriff. 730 00:49:20,004 --> 00:49:23,841 You know, at first, I didn't take this sheriff business too seriously. But now... 731 00:49:24,008 --> 00:49:26,260 - MAN 4: Hi, sheriff. - Good morning. 732 00:49:26,427 --> 00:49:28,387 You know, it's rather a nice feeling. 733 00:49:28,554 --> 00:49:32,641 It makes one feel good, even a bit important. 734 00:49:33,225 --> 00:49:36,729 Oh, you'll probably draw one of the biggest crowds we ever had. 735 00:49:36,896 --> 00:49:39,148 In there. 736 00:49:50,409 --> 00:49:51,702 Whoa. 737 00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:55,998 Well, this looks purty good. 738 00:50:02,046 --> 00:50:03,088 (Kate chuckles) 739 00:50:05,299 --> 00:50:09,136 - We're here to teach you to shoot. - Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 740 00:50:13,015 --> 00:50:14,808 Well. 741 00:50:15,518 --> 00:50:17,269 See that? 742 00:50:23,317 --> 00:50:24,652 See? 743 00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:26,820 Extraordinary. 744 00:50:27,029 --> 00:50:30,824 - Watch the gun. - Oh, right you are. 745 00:50:36,247 --> 00:50:39,667 I say, you are marvellous. 746 00:50:40,042 --> 00:50:43,212 - Now you try it. - Right. 747 00:50:47,591 --> 00:50:50,094 Oh, dear. That wasn't very good, was it? 748 00:50:50,261 --> 00:50:53,222 It wouldn't have been bad if you were hunting rabbits. 749 00:50:53,389 --> 00:50:57,268 Now, try it again. Hold your wrist steady. 750 00:50:58,686 --> 00:51:00,854 - Look where you're shooting. - Ah, hm. 751 00:51:03,649 --> 00:51:06,860 Maybe I should have said shoot where you're looking. 752 00:51:07,069 --> 00:51:09,154 I'm not likely to win the first prize, am I? 753 00:51:09,321 --> 00:51:13,993 Oh, give yourself a little time. Here, I'll help you. Come on. 754 00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:17,913 Now, squeeze. 755 00:51:18,497 --> 00:51:20,416 - The trigger. - Huh? 756 00:51:22,376 --> 00:51:24,461 Well, that was a bit better. 757 00:51:24,670 --> 00:51:27,089 If only you could hold my wrist every time I shoot. 758 00:51:27,256 --> 00:51:30,718 - Now, you try it all by yourself. - Right. 759 00:51:38,309 --> 00:51:41,812 Kate, you must think I'm a blithering idiot. 760 00:51:43,147 --> 00:51:44,648 Forget it. 761 00:51:45,524 --> 00:51:47,901 I'm not exactly what you'd call a howling success. 762 00:51:48,068 --> 00:51:51,447 I've come all this way to sell guns, and I don't know how to fire them. 763 00:51:51,614 --> 00:51:54,491 So you don't know guns. How do you think I'd be... 764 00:51:54,658 --> 00:51:57,536 ...pouring tea for Lord Whatsits in a London drawing room? 765 00:51:57,745 --> 00:51:59,455 Enchanting. 766 00:51:59,663 --> 00:52:03,334 You know, I've never been east of Dodge City. 767 00:52:03,542 --> 00:52:05,836 Never been to a real theatre. 768 00:52:06,045 --> 00:52:11,008 You'll laugh, but I ain't ever seen a man in evening clothes. 769 00:52:11,216 --> 00:52:13,427 They're not very different in evening clothes. 770 00:52:13,927 --> 00:52:17,890 You know, Jonathan, much as I love my home out here... 771 00:52:18,098 --> 00:52:22,019 ...sometimes I feel like I'd just like to throw my hand in. 772 00:52:22,227 --> 00:52:24,647 - What for? - For a little of your kind of life... 773 00:52:24,813 --> 00:52:26,565 ...with your kind of people. 774 00:52:26,774 --> 00:52:31,528 And a few of the things in the outside world I don't know nothing about. 775 00:52:32,279 --> 00:52:33,989 You might not like all that you find. 776 00:52:34,156 --> 00:52:36,659 - I'd take a chance on that. - Would you? 777 00:52:36,867 --> 00:52:39,244 I sure would. I'd be out of here quick... 778 00:52:39,453 --> 00:52:42,831 Quicker than you could draw that derringer of yours. 779 00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:45,459 But why am I telling you all this? 780 00:52:45,668 --> 00:52:48,420 To make me feel a little less the fool. 781 00:52:48,629 --> 00:52:51,882 And because anything you say to me, I want to hear. 782 00:52:53,634 --> 00:52:57,096 This is silly. Come on. 783 00:53:01,225 --> 00:53:03,018 Come on, and I'll teach you to shoot. 784 00:53:03,227 --> 00:53:04,812 I'll never be any good at it. 785 00:53:05,688 --> 00:53:08,649 And I'll never pour tea for Lord Whatsits. 786 00:53:08,857 --> 00:53:12,027 Lord Whatsits will never know what he's missing. 787 00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:15,030 - The gun's reloaded. - Is it? 788 00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,826 Six bullets, that's why they call them six shooters. 789 00:53:19,034 --> 00:53:22,996 - That's clever. - I got a repeating rifle too. 790 00:53:23,205 --> 00:53:26,417 - Have you? - Oh, the latest model. 791 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:29,545 I'll show it to you when we get back to... 792 00:53:29,753 --> 00:53:33,382 - Why don't you kiss me? - I'd like to see that. 793 00:53:33,590 --> 00:53:35,384 Oh, Kate. 794 00:53:37,511 --> 00:53:40,097 Oh. Oh, I beg your pardon. 795 00:53:40,305 --> 00:53:42,766 Oh, that's all right. 796 00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:51,734 (Gunshots) 797 00:53:57,948 --> 00:54:00,451 I ain't looking for you, I'm looking for the sheriff. 798 00:54:00,617 --> 00:54:02,828 I want him to know that I'm carrying a gun. 799 00:54:02,995 --> 00:54:05,748 Yeah? You know, you're a lucky fella. Mighty lucky. 800 00:54:05,956 --> 00:54:08,041 - How come? - Our new sheriff's out of town. 801 00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:10,419 You'd be a dead man by now if he wasn't. 802 00:54:10,627 --> 00:54:12,004 Me? More likely him. 803 00:54:12,212 --> 00:54:15,674 Him? Say, our new sheriff could give Wild Bill Hickok... 804 00:54:15,883 --> 00:54:17,885 ...first draw and beat him to the kill. 805 00:54:18,093 --> 00:54:19,511 You hear about them fellas... 806 00:54:19,678 --> 00:54:22,222 ...that can shoot the middle out of the ace of spades? 807 00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:25,100 Our new sheriff can shoot the middle out of the middle. 808 00:54:25,267 --> 00:54:27,352 - I don't believe it. - You don't, eh? 809 00:54:27,561 --> 00:54:30,773 Another of your Lazy S cowpokes was in here earlier in the day. 810 00:54:30,939 --> 00:54:32,858 Bud Wilkins. You ask him. 811 00:54:33,066 --> 00:54:35,194 Bud Wilkins? You mean he took Bud Wilkins? 812 00:54:35,402 --> 00:54:37,654 Just like he was a little boy. 813 00:54:37,863 --> 00:54:41,658 Don't take my word for it. Just hang around, he'll be back soon. 814 00:54:41,825 --> 00:54:44,453 You can get yourself a big rep by going up agin him. 815 00:54:44,620 --> 00:54:46,914 Well, I ain't got time now, but I'll be back. 816 00:54:47,122 --> 00:54:48,791 Yes, sir, I'll be back. 817 00:54:48,999 --> 00:54:53,003 I'll tell the sheriff you was here looking for him. Ha-ha. 818 00:55:05,516 --> 00:55:08,143 - Jonathan? - Yes? 819 00:55:08,352 --> 00:55:12,689 Oh, nothing. I just like to say your name. 820 00:55:14,650 --> 00:55:18,946 Tell me, Kate, can a man support a wife on a sheriff's salary? 821 00:55:19,154 --> 00:55:22,825 Sheriffs don't have wives, they have widows. 822 00:55:23,033 --> 00:55:26,912 If that's the procedure out here, you're going to make a very charming widow. 823 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:31,166 Jonathan, when you're planted in Boot Hill... 824 00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:36,380 ...will any fair lady from London come and place flowers on your grave? 825 00:55:36,839 --> 00:55:38,882 We won't talk about the past. 826 00:55:39,091 --> 00:55:42,553 My future's out here with you. 827 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:47,015 Well, if that's an English proposal, I'll accept. 828 00:55:47,224 --> 00:55:49,184 Hey. 829 00:55:49,393 --> 00:55:50,644 (Echoes) 830 00:55:52,104 --> 00:55:54,857 Hey. 831 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,651 Kate, Kate, Kate. 832 00:56:00,779 --> 00:56:02,406 Jonathan. 833 00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:21,417 (Sings) 834 00:58:10,826 --> 00:58:12,160 MAN 1: Good morning, sheriff. 835 00:58:13,912 --> 00:58:17,874 You'd better take that thing off before somebody uses it for target practice. 836 00:58:18,083 --> 00:58:20,210 I'll ask the mayor to find a replacement. 837 00:58:20,377 --> 00:58:22,045 Tonight could be too late. 838 00:58:22,254 --> 00:58:25,507 I can't just walk away even though I'm not much good as a sheriff. 839 00:58:25,674 --> 00:58:27,634 Don't walk, run. 840 00:58:27,843 --> 00:58:30,762 Now, that wouldn't be a very sporting thing to do, would it? 841 00:58:30,971 --> 00:58:33,890 Nobody in Fractured Jaw ever heard of a sporting thing. 842 00:58:34,057 --> 00:58:36,977 - And you're being a bull-headed jackass. - Whoa. 843 00:58:38,729 --> 00:58:40,439 Thanks for the vote of confidence. 844 00:58:40,605 --> 00:58:44,860 Why, you no good, contrary, unreasonable... 845 00:58:55,746 --> 00:58:58,915 Bet they don't teach my kind of English in your schools. 846 00:58:59,124 --> 00:59:02,711 JONATHAN: It shows a great weakness in the English educational system. 847 00:59:02,919 --> 00:59:04,504 You're kind of sweet. 848 00:59:04,713 --> 00:59:08,675 Come on, no spot of tea, but I could be talked into pouring you a spot of coffee. 849 00:59:08,884 --> 00:59:11,219 I'd love it, but I have a job to do. 850 00:59:11,428 --> 00:59:13,305 - Such as...? - Selling guns. 851 00:59:13,513 --> 00:59:18,018 At first, it was just because of the family tradition and all that rot, but now... 852 00:59:19,394 --> 00:59:22,773 ...I'll need the money to start a family tradition on my own. 853 00:59:22,981 --> 00:59:25,108 And I'm gonna love that tradition. 854 00:59:25,317 --> 00:59:27,527 I've never sold anything before. 855 00:59:27,736 --> 00:59:30,072 The first thing is to call on the local merchant. 856 00:59:30,238 --> 00:59:32,657 Do you shoot that thing or hang it on the wall? 857 00:59:32,866 --> 00:59:35,285 - What do you mean? - You're not going to sell... 858 00:59:35,452 --> 00:59:37,954 - ...that antique around here? - Antique? 859 00:59:38,163 --> 00:59:40,749 My dear Kate, it's absolutely brand-new. 860 00:59:40,957 --> 00:59:42,667 The perfect gentlemen's sporting gun. 861 00:59:43,126 --> 00:59:46,213 Jonathan, listen, in Fractured Jaw guns ain't for sport. 862 00:59:46,421 --> 00:59:48,632 Unless you make a hobby of killing people. 863 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,051 Then Tibbs' guns should make a welcome change. 864 00:59:51,218 --> 00:59:53,428 There must be some gentleman farmers hereabout. 865 00:59:53,595 --> 00:59:55,555 They might like to shoot a bird or two. 866 00:59:55,764 --> 00:59:59,267 Only farmers around these parts are the squatters south of town. 867 00:59:59,476 --> 01:00:01,019 All right, the squatters it is. 868 01:00:01,228 --> 01:00:03,438 Why, they'll laugh in your face. 869 01:00:03,939 --> 01:00:06,691 Kate, I came out here to sell guns. 870 01:00:06,858 --> 01:00:09,319 And I'm determined to find someone who'll buy them. 871 01:00:09,528 --> 01:00:12,739 I couldn't love a local idiot, I had to pick an international one. 872 01:00:12,906 --> 01:00:15,575 All right, go and get yourself shot up if you want to. 873 01:00:15,784 --> 01:00:17,536 Goodbye. 874 01:00:26,545 --> 01:00:27,963 JONATHAN: Whoa, whoa. 875 01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:30,090 - Steady. - They ain't going anywhere. 876 01:00:30,257 --> 01:00:32,384 They're just heading for the water trough. 877 01:00:32,592 --> 01:00:35,595 We ain't never met. I'm Hank Barnes, this here's my place. 878 01:00:36,012 --> 01:00:37,347 How do you do. 879 01:00:37,556 --> 01:00:43,270 I'd say you were about 5 foot 11 inches tall, weight 170 pounds, am I right? 880 01:00:43,478 --> 01:00:45,188 Well, just about. 881 01:00:45,397 --> 01:00:49,192 My wife and I had an argument when you rode out of town this morning. 882 01:00:49,693 --> 01:00:52,779 - She said you were only 5' 10", 160. - Oh? 883 01:00:53,613 --> 01:00:55,782 I like to find out these things in advance... 884 01:00:55,949 --> 01:00:57,826 ...then I can give you a real good job. 885 01:00:58,034 --> 01:01:00,495 - Thanks, sheriff. - JONATHAN: Don't mention it. 886 01:01:33,111 --> 01:01:35,780 Good morning, madam. My name is Tibbs. 887 01:01:35,989 --> 01:01:39,201 - Is the gentleman of the house in? - Luke's in, but he's eating. 888 01:01:39,409 --> 01:01:41,786 Oh, yes, of course. Well, I'll wait. 889 01:01:41,995 --> 01:01:43,538 Might as well come in and sit. 890 01:01:43,747 --> 01:01:47,250 Oh, thank you. I won't be a moment. 891 01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:48,668 (Jonathan humming) 892 01:01:54,591 --> 01:01:57,177 Charming little cottage you have here. 893 01:02:00,222 --> 01:02:02,224 After you, ma'am. 894 01:02:04,476 --> 01:02:06,603 Ooh. Allow me. 895 01:02:13,568 --> 01:02:14,861 Ah... 896 01:02:15,153 --> 01:02:16,988 How do you do. 897 01:02:17,197 --> 01:02:19,157 Luke don't hear good while's he's eating. 898 01:02:19,366 --> 01:02:23,119 Oh, well... That's perfectly all right. 899 01:02:33,463 --> 01:02:35,799 Luke don't talk much while he's eating. 900 01:02:36,007 --> 01:02:38,551 Oh, I see. May I? 901 01:02:38,718 --> 01:02:40,136 Thank you. 902 01:02:43,014 --> 01:02:45,642 Hm. Hm-hmm. 903 01:02:46,059 --> 01:02:48,228 Hello. 904 01:02:49,062 --> 01:02:51,314 Baby don't talk much even when it ain't eating. 905 01:02:51,564 --> 01:02:52,857 Ah. 906 01:02:54,192 --> 01:02:55,735 Charming little baby girl. 907 01:02:56,278 --> 01:02:58,571 Ain't a girl, it's a buck. 908 01:02:58,780 --> 01:03:00,282 A buck? 909 01:03:00,490 --> 01:03:01,908 Yes. 910 01:03:04,869 --> 01:03:06,830 How long does he generally eat? 911 01:03:07,330 --> 01:03:09,332 Luke don't mind listening while eating. 912 01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:12,669 Oh, I see. Oh, well, in that case... My name is Tibbs. 913 01:03:12,877 --> 01:03:15,588 I represent Tibbs and Company Gunsmiths and Armourers... 914 01:03:15,755 --> 01:03:19,092 ...of St. James's Street, London. My card. 915 01:03:23,513 --> 01:03:28,685 Now, sir. We have supplied the best gentlemen's arms since 1605. 916 01:03:28,893 --> 01:03:32,314 And, sir, I'm confident that I can supply you with a fowling piece... 917 01:03:32,522 --> 01:03:34,524 ...that you would be proud to own. 918 01:03:34,733 --> 01:03:37,777 And you can tell at a glance that this is as fine... 919 01:03:37,986 --> 01:03:42,157 ...a sixteen-bore shotgun as anyone could wish for. 920 01:03:42,365 --> 01:03:43,658 (Belches) 921 01:03:45,076 --> 01:03:47,162 Luke's through eating. 922 01:03:48,663 --> 01:03:50,540 (Gunshot) 923 01:03:50,790 --> 01:03:54,127 LUKE: Why, you ornery young critter. You might have blown my head off. 924 01:03:54,336 --> 01:03:56,504 Get him out. Put him in there with the pups. 925 01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:59,507 That'll keep him out of the way. Goldarn it. Look at that. 926 01:03:59,674 --> 01:04:03,094 Cost me two bits. The last one I've got now. Goldarn. 927 01:04:03,303 --> 01:04:07,057 You bite any one of them pups and I'll lick the hide off you. 928 01:04:07,807 --> 01:04:10,769 You don't expect anybody to buy that junk, do you? 929 01:04:10,977 --> 01:04:13,938 Maybe pal it off on some redskin that don't know no better. 930 01:04:14,105 --> 01:04:15,523 Junk? I beg your pardon, sir. 931 01:04:15,690 --> 01:04:18,193 Now, if you was selling a cannon, I'd sure buy one. 932 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,529 Maybe keep them cowpunchers from shooting up my place. 933 01:04:21,738 --> 01:04:24,199 Tibbs and Company do not manufacture a cannon. 934 01:04:24,407 --> 01:04:28,161 Hey, say, before you go, come on over here. I wanna show you something. 935 01:04:29,037 --> 01:04:30,622 Now, look. 936 01:04:30,830 --> 01:04:34,626 My land lays smack in the middle between the Lazy S and the Box T. 937 01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:36,336 - See that fellow there? - Yes. 938 01:04:36,544 --> 01:04:38,838 Now, he's Lazy S. 939 01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:42,509 - Now look over there. See that? - Mm-hm. 940 01:04:42,717 --> 01:04:44,594 Box T. 941 01:04:45,011 --> 01:04:49,307 Now, he'll spot the other fellow just as he passes the rise. You watch. 942 01:05:03,822 --> 01:05:06,157 There you are. What I tell you? That's shooting. 943 01:05:06,324 --> 01:05:08,034 Get under the bed, Mandy. 944 01:05:10,161 --> 01:05:12,956 This is terrible. Those two are trying to kill each other. 945 01:05:13,123 --> 01:05:15,041 No, they ain't trying to kill each other. 946 01:05:15,208 --> 01:05:17,710 He ain't got a chance. He's looking to clear out. 947 01:05:17,919 --> 01:05:20,255 Doubt if he'll make it. 948 01:05:20,463 --> 01:05:22,340 (Gunfire) 949 01:05:22,757 --> 01:05:25,135 Are you gonna stand there and let him get shot? 950 01:05:25,343 --> 01:05:27,137 In the first place, I ain't standing. 951 01:05:27,303 --> 01:05:31,182 Because if a stray bullet comes this way it ain't fussy whose head it bumps into. 952 01:05:31,349 --> 01:05:34,185 Second, it appears to me if anybody's going to tangle... 953 01:05:34,352 --> 01:05:36,521 ...with that man, it ought to be the sheriff. 954 01:05:36,729 --> 01:05:40,108 And I ain't the sheriff. How about you? 955 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:44,070 Well, if you put it like that, I suppose. 956 01:05:44,279 --> 01:05:45,780 - Come on. - Hm? 957 01:05:51,536 --> 01:05:54,622 If I was you, I'd come in from back of that rise. 958 01:05:54,831 --> 01:05:57,584 A man with an itchy trigger finger sometimes don't wait... 959 01:05:57,750 --> 01:06:00,336 ...to meet with somebody who gets in his rifle sights. 960 01:06:00,545 --> 01:06:03,882 Apparently it's my duty as sheriff to try and stop this violence. 961 01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:07,051 Although I've little regard for these two chaps... 962 01:06:07,218 --> 01:06:09,512 ...or for this part of the world. 963 01:06:09,721 --> 01:06:13,766 At least in England they aim a decent gun at a bird that can't shoot back. 964 01:06:26,154 --> 01:06:28,865 You reckon we'll be seeing him again? 965 01:06:30,033 --> 01:06:32,952 Drop that gun. I'm the sheriff. 966 01:06:33,161 --> 01:06:36,873 The sheriff? I heard about you. 967 01:06:37,081 --> 01:06:39,584 I gather you're a member of the Box T organization. 968 01:06:39,751 --> 01:06:41,836 - So? - Now, you listen to me. 969 01:06:42,045 --> 01:06:43,838 As long as I continue to be sheriff... 970 01:06:44,047 --> 01:06:46,883 ...I'm going to use my authority to maintain law and order. 971 01:06:47,091 --> 01:06:49,427 And heaven help any member of your organization... 972 01:06:49,636 --> 01:06:52,555 ...who indulges in rowdy or unlawful behaviour. 973 01:06:52,764 --> 01:06:54,974 You can go back and tell that to your headman. 974 01:06:55,183 --> 01:06:57,810 You mean to say you're telling the Box T how to act? 975 01:06:58,019 --> 01:07:01,022 Exactly. I may have had this office thrust upon me... 976 01:07:01,189 --> 01:07:04,234 ...but I'll carry out its duties to the utmost of my ability. 977 01:07:04,442 --> 01:07:06,402 I get where we stand. 978 01:07:06,819 --> 01:07:09,572 Clayborne and the boys will be glad to know for sure. 979 01:07:10,406 --> 01:07:15,411 Next time we meet, sheriff, it's gonna be head-on. 980 01:07:19,624 --> 01:07:23,294 - I seen what you done, sheriff. Thanks. - Don't mention it. 981 01:07:23,753 --> 01:07:25,255 With you on our side... 982 01:07:25,463 --> 01:07:27,549 ...the Box T will be mopped up in no time. 983 01:07:27,757 --> 01:07:29,551 My dear chap, I'm not on your side. 984 01:07:30,093 --> 01:07:31,511 So it's like that. 985 01:07:31,886 --> 01:07:34,347 I'm rapidly reaching the limits of my patience. 986 01:07:34,556 --> 01:07:37,809 You Lazy S chaps better realise that if you want to avoid trouble. 987 01:07:38,726 --> 01:07:40,728 Okay, if that's the way you want it. 988 01:07:40,937 --> 01:07:44,440 You're talking pretty big now. Let's see how you act the next time. 989 01:08:00,206 --> 01:08:02,166 Many thanks. 990 01:08:04,335 --> 01:08:07,714 - Drop in any time I ain't eating, sheriff. - Delighted, I'm sure. 991 01:08:07,922 --> 01:08:10,383 Good day to you, sir. Good day, ma'am. 992 01:08:13,886 --> 01:08:15,430 Come on. 993 01:08:19,892 --> 01:08:21,978 That sheriff's a heap smarter than he looks. 994 01:08:22,186 --> 01:08:27,609 Yup. Well, you've ate, baby's ate, now reckon I'll go eat. 995 01:08:41,831 --> 01:08:44,042 (Whooping and shouting) 996 01:08:47,587 --> 01:08:49,297 Look out. 997 01:09:07,398 --> 01:09:09,525 JONATHAN: Hey, look out. 998 01:09:13,071 --> 01:09:14,864 Hey, look... 999 01:09:21,621 --> 01:09:23,539 (Indistinct chattering) 1000 01:09:31,297 --> 01:09:33,216 All right, Doc, get it off your chest. 1001 01:09:33,424 --> 01:09:36,594 Tell me he's gone out of town and he ain't coming back. 1002 01:09:36,803 --> 01:09:39,305 Tell me I'm making a fool of myself. 1003 01:09:39,514 --> 01:09:42,725 He's as stubborn and ornery as a walleyed mule. 1004 01:09:42,934 --> 01:09:46,771 And I let him go out in the Pecos country all by himself. 1005 01:09:46,979 --> 01:09:49,691 And I'll probably never see him again. 1006 01:09:49,899 --> 01:09:53,111 Oh, don't you worry about that. He'll be back, all right. 1007 01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:56,906 You know what, the good Lord, he looks after fools and Englishmen. 1008 01:09:57,198 --> 01:09:59,367 (Chanting) 1009 01:10:08,126 --> 01:10:10,628 (Speaking in Native American language) 1010 01:10:14,173 --> 01:10:16,092 How dare you. Oh! 1011 01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:17,343 (Laughs) 1012 01:10:17,510 --> 01:10:20,888 Outrageous. You're taking advantage of the fact that you're a woman. 1013 01:10:38,114 --> 01:10:39,323 (Laughing) 1014 01:10:39,490 --> 01:10:41,743 Steady, that's below the belt. 1015 01:10:46,873 --> 01:10:49,250 (Speaking in Native American language) 1016 01:11:00,595 --> 01:11:02,472 RUNNING DEER: You're a lucky man. 1017 01:11:02,638 --> 01:11:05,600 You call this lucky? You speak English. 1018 01:11:05,767 --> 01:11:08,603 I was captured as a child and sent to a white man's school. 1019 01:11:08,770 --> 01:11:10,062 Really? 1020 01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:12,315 Where's that hat lifter? 1021 01:11:13,649 --> 01:11:15,067 Really, now. 1022 01:11:15,276 --> 01:11:18,529 I seldom lose my temper, but that woman's manners are atrocious. 1023 01:11:18,738 --> 01:11:20,948 Hello, sir. Haven't we met before? 1024 01:11:21,157 --> 01:11:23,659 You gave him his life, now he'll give you yours. 1025 01:11:23,868 --> 01:11:25,661 Then I'm free to go. Oh, good. 1026 01:11:25,870 --> 01:11:28,623 Well, goodbye, sir. Goodbye, gentlemen. 1027 01:11:29,457 --> 01:11:31,626 (Speaks in Native American language) 1028 01:11:32,877 --> 01:11:35,087 - What's he saying? - He said you're a brave man. 1029 01:11:35,254 --> 01:11:37,298 He admires bravery, even in a white man. 1030 01:11:37,465 --> 01:11:38,966 How charming. 1031 01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:40,802 (Speaks in Native American language) 1032 01:11:42,428 --> 01:11:43,554 What's he say now? 1033 01:11:43,763 --> 01:11:45,932 My father wishes to honour the brave white man. 1034 01:11:46,140 --> 01:11:48,267 You will be adopted and made his son. 1035 01:11:48,476 --> 01:11:52,021 Oh, really. Adopted? Do I look like an Indian orphan? 1036 01:11:52,230 --> 01:11:53,689 You'll be a son of a chief. 1037 01:11:53,898 --> 01:11:55,566 I'll be the son of a...? 1038 01:11:55,733 --> 01:11:59,237 As far back as you care to check, Tibbs have been Englishmen. 1039 01:11:59,403 --> 01:12:00,780 Not an Indian in the lot. 1040 01:12:00,947 --> 01:12:04,450 Oh, I'm sorry, gentlemen, you'll have to find yourself another boy. 1041 01:12:04,617 --> 01:12:07,703 (Speaking in Native American language) 1042 01:12:07,870 --> 01:12:11,833 Please, this is quite ridiculous. I won't consider it for one moment. I'm sorry. 1043 01:12:12,041 --> 01:12:15,461 Would you rather be a live Indian or a dead Englishman? 1044 01:12:16,128 --> 01:12:17,797 Well? 1045 01:12:18,881 --> 01:12:20,508 I'm thinking. 1046 01:12:21,801 --> 01:12:24,345 (Drum beats and man shouts) 1047 01:12:30,643 --> 01:12:34,313 Bravo. Well done. 1048 01:12:34,730 --> 01:12:36,774 (Speaks in Native American language) 1049 01:12:38,317 --> 01:12:42,280 - What's he say? - He say, "It's your turn to show us." 1050 01:12:42,488 --> 01:12:45,283 What? Oh, good heavens. 1051 01:12:45,491 --> 01:12:49,579 But I've never been on a horse in my life. I refuse. 1052 01:12:49,954 --> 01:12:53,124 (Speaking in Native American language) 1053 01:12:54,834 --> 01:12:57,545 - What's he say? - He says he'll burn you at stake... 1054 01:12:57,753 --> 01:13:00,214 ...and send to happy hunting grounds. 1055 01:13:00,423 --> 01:13:02,383 I'll take the horse. 1056 01:13:07,013 --> 01:13:09,765 Steady. There's a good horse. 1057 01:13:12,602 --> 01:13:13,644 (Grunts) 1058 01:13:22,570 --> 01:13:23,988 Stand still, stand still. 1059 01:13:24,155 --> 01:13:26,282 (Speaks in Native American language) 1060 01:13:43,132 --> 01:13:45,134 Come on, move over. Get over. 1061 01:13:45,343 --> 01:13:47,887 There's a good boy. Come on, now. 1062 01:13:48,054 --> 01:13:50,264 Line up. Line up. 1063 01:14:03,277 --> 01:14:04,487 (Man laughs) 1064 01:14:04,654 --> 01:14:06,489 Do you mind? 1065 01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:13,621 (Fabric ripping) 1066 01:14:45,778 --> 01:14:48,447 There we are, sir. I never knew I had it in me. 1067 01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:51,742 Grandfather Digby couldn't have done better himself. 1068 01:14:52,076 --> 01:14:54,745 (Speaking in Native American language) 1069 01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:01,919 - What's he say? - You are our blood brother. 1070 01:15:02,128 --> 01:15:03,671 Your name is Fleet Iron Hat. 1071 01:15:04,088 --> 01:15:07,425 Oh, splendid. Thank you very much. 1072 01:15:12,430 --> 01:15:14,015 - Drink. - Oh, thank you. 1073 01:15:14,223 --> 01:15:16,767 Well, good health, gentlemen. 1074 01:15:16,976 --> 01:15:18,519 Mmm. 1075 01:15:18,769 --> 01:15:20,604 It's quite flavoursome. What vintage? 1076 01:15:20,813 --> 01:15:23,482 It is the blood from the heart of the wild buffalo. 1077 01:15:23,691 --> 01:15:26,819 It gives you life and makes you strong. 1078 01:15:28,654 --> 01:15:30,990 (Speaks in Native American language) 1079 01:15:31,991 --> 01:15:34,410 You must drink it all or you die. 1080 01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:38,622 If I drink it all it's extremely unlikely that I'll live. 1081 01:15:43,085 --> 01:15:44,128 Ugh. 1082 01:15:47,214 --> 01:15:49,300 You smoke pipe of peace. 1083 01:15:50,468 --> 01:15:53,512 What's this, the hair of the wild buffalo to make me weak? 1084 01:15:56,432 --> 01:16:01,729 - Now we go to get the great reward. - Reward? 1085 01:16:05,149 --> 01:16:07,485 (Chanting) 1086 01:16:15,618 --> 01:16:17,453 (Speaks in Native American language) 1087 01:16:24,210 --> 01:16:27,129 - You pick one. - What's this, another contest? 1088 01:16:27,338 --> 01:16:29,715 The one to be your wife, make fine squaw. 1089 01:16:29,924 --> 01:16:31,425 Never work a day in your life. 1090 01:16:31,634 --> 01:16:35,638 My dear old boy, I can't possibly pick one of these young ladies as a wife. 1091 01:16:35,846 --> 01:16:38,307 It's hard to choose between such fine maidens. 1092 01:16:38,516 --> 01:16:41,143 - Why not take them all? - Three wives? 1093 01:16:41,310 --> 01:16:43,729 (Chief speaking in Native American language) 1094 01:16:45,898 --> 01:16:48,400 - What's he say? - My father says these are too skinny. 1095 01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:50,236 He'll find something better. 1096 01:16:50,653 --> 01:16:53,322 (Speaks in Native American language) 1097 01:16:56,826 --> 01:16:58,702 Great Scott. 1098 01:17:03,207 --> 01:17:05,626 Father says these will keep you warm in the winter. 1099 01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:07,169 (Whistles) 1100 01:17:07,336 --> 01:17:09,213 What about the summer? 1101 01:17:09,421 --> 01:17:11,090 RUNNING DEER: A brave can have many wives. 1102 01:17:11,298 --> 01:17:12,842 Well, I'm not that brave. 1103 01:17:13,008 --> 01:17:14,844 Gentlemen, it's very charming of you. 1104 01:17:15,010 --> 01:17:18,139 I do appreciate it, but I'd like a little more time... 1105 01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:21,308 ...to get used to the fact that I'm a new member of the family. 1106 01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:25,104 When you change your mind and come home, your wives will be waiting. 1107 01:17:25,312 --> 01:17:26,981 Thank you so much, sir. 1108 01:17:27,189 --> 01:17:29,024 I must get on my way now. 1109 01:17:30,526 --> 01:17:32,278 Goodbye, madam. 1110 01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:34,029 Goodbye, my dear. 1111 01:17:34,238 --> 01:17:36,365 Good luck. Good luck. 1112 01:17:36,574 --> 01:17:39,535 I'm over here on business, you know. I sell guns. 1113 01:17:39,743 --> 01:17:41,078 Guns. 1114 01:17:43,914 --> 01:17:47,459 They're very fine guns, only these Americans won't appreciate the fact. 1115 01:17:50,045 --> 01:17:53,549 - Sheriff get back yet, Chick? - No, I ain't seen him. 1116 01:17:55,009 --> 01:17:56,468 We ain't seen him yet either. 1117 01:17:56,677 --> 01:17:58,721 We sure would like to catch up with him. 1118 01:17:58,929 --> 01:18:02,141 Why, you dirty, yellow-livered snakes. 1119 01:18:02,349 --> 01:18:04,685 You're hunting him down in pairs now, huh? 1120 01:18:04,894 --> 01:18:08,564 Well, let me tell you something, you'll be toting no guns in my place. 1121 01:18:08,772 --> 01:18:11,150 If you don't want to play by house rules, you git. 1122 01:18:11,358 --> 01:18:13,277 The both of you, hit the trail. 1123 01:18:13,485 --> 01:18:15,070 Git! 1124 01:18:16,322 --> 01:18:20,284 And if you're here after sundown, I'll do some shooting myself. 1125 01:18:20,492 --> 01:18:23,579 Too bad they didn't hang you when they hung your brothers. 1126 01:18:27,041 --> 01:18:31,003 - You fixing to bury somebody, Hank? - The new sheriff. 1127 01:18:31,212 --> 01:18:34,048 Well, he ain't gone and got himself killed already, has he? 1128 01:18:34,256 --> 01:18:37,676 Not yet, but I seen him heading out towards the Indian country. 1129 01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:39,553 Figured he's been gone long enough. 1130 01:18:39,762 --> 01:18:41,847 So I'd better go out and pick him up. 1131 01:18:43,974 --> 01:18:47,937 You looking for someone, Kate? 1132 01:18:48,687 --> 01:18:51,857 Yeah, so's Hank. 1133 01:18:58,364 --> 01:19:01,825 I caught up with that sheriff. I don't know why he didn't gun me down. 1134 01:19:01,992 --> 01:19:03,661 He made it clear he's with Lazy S. 1135 01:19:03,827 --> 01:19:06,956 I figured that last night. I didn't know they'd make him sheriff. 1136 01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:08,916 They got the law on their side now. 1137 01:19:09,124 --> 01:19:11,669 Suppose he brings in the U.S. Marshal or cavalry? 1138 01:19:11,877 --> 01:19:16,048 He won't have time. Round up the boys. We're riding into Fractured Jaw today. 1139 01:19:16,257 --> 01:19:17,925 Why, the Lazy S will be in town. 1140 01:19:18,133 --> 01:19:22,680 First we get the sheriff and then we settle with the Lazy S once and for all. 1141 01:19:31,814 --> 01:19:33,816 Whoa. 1142 01:19:37,361 --> 01:19:39,280 Hello, sir. 1143 01:19:40,572 --> 01:19:43,450 More damn lives than a cat. 1144 01:19:43,951 --> 01:19:46,203 Come on. Giddap! 1145 01:19:51,292 --> 01:19:52,835 Whoa. 1146 01:20:02,303 --> 01:20:05,597 Put those in my room, dear boy. Thank you. 1147 01:20:12,855 --> 01:20:14,565 - Peace offering. - Oh! 1148 01:20:15,774 --> 01:20:18,319 - Well, it's just lovely. - And so are you. 1149 01:20:18,485 --> 01:20:22,323 Wait. When I was a little girl, I was taught to take my medicine... 1150 01:20:22,489 --> 01:20:25,326 ...without putting it off. You know, get it over with quick. 1151 01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:26,827 Sign of a strong character. 1152 01:20:26,994 --> 01:20:30,706 Well, here goes. I'm nasty, stubborn and unreasonable. 1153 01:20:30,873 --> 01:20:33,500 I got the rottenest temper this side of the Rockies... 1154 01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:37,004 ...and, well, I behave just like an old witch. 1155 01:20:37,671 --> 01:20:40,924 Well? Well, don't just sit there, I apologised to you. 1156 01:20:41,091 --> 01:20:43,427 I accept your apology. 1157 01:20:44,011 --> 01:20:46,722 Is that all you've got to say? 1158 01:20:46,889 --> 01:20:50,351 You mean you believed all those things I said about myself? 1159 01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:52,019 With reservations. 1160 01:20:52,186 --> 01:20:55,230 Why, you swellheaded, narrow-minded stuffed shirt. 1161 01:20:55,439 --> 01:20:58,901 If you had half the brains of a loco coyote, then you'd know... 1162 01:20:59,068 --> 01:21:02,279 ...I was right in everything I said to you this afternoon. 1163 01:21:04,114 --> 01:21:05,908 Well, what are you thinking? 1164 01:21:06,325 --> 01:21:09,453 I do hope our children take after me. 1165 01:21:11,997 --> 01:21:13,707 You know what? 1166 01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:15,626 I hope they do too. 1167 01:21:15,834 --> 01:21:18,712 - But not the girls. - Even the girls. 1168 01:21:18,921 --> 01:21:20,714 Now you're being stubborn. 1169 01:21:21,131 --> 01:21:23,842 I'm just being in love. 1170 01:21:24,134 --> 01:21:26,845 Hey, I hadn't even told you about the good news. 1171 01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:29,390 Oh, I react very well to good news. 1172 01:21:29,598 --> 01:21:31,600 I've been showing this all over town. 1173 01:21:31,809 --> 01:21:34,603 Not the thingamajig, of course, just the gun. 1174 01:21:34,812 --> 01:21:39,608 Everybody thinks they can be just as fast as you are, and they all want one. 1175 01:21:39,775 --> 01:21:41,276 You can sell enough of these... 1176 01:21:41,443 --> 01:21:44,780 ...to make Tibbs and Company the biggest gun dealers in all the West. 1177 01:21:44,947 --> 01:21:47,241 Kate, you're wonderful. 1178 01:21:47,491 --> 01:21:49,159 (Knock on door) 1179 01:21:49,493 --> 01:21:52,913 - Well, come in. - Oh, howdy, Kate. Howdy, sheriff. 1180 01:21:53,122 --> 01:21:55,833 That's a mighty fine load of furs you got out there. 1181 01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:59,628 - Why, thank you, sir. - I run the general merchandise store... 1182 01:21:59,795 --> 01:22:02,214 ...and I got some good connections with fur buyers. 1183 01:22:02,423 --> 01:22:05,134 I thought we might make a deal, if you've a mind to sell. 1184 01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:07,719 Kate, it's not very difficult to become a merchant. 1185 01:22:07,886 --> 01:22:10,180 Trade guns for furs, then sell the furs, simple. 1186 01:22:10,514 --> 01:22:15,436 Mister, would you mind telling me where you traded them furs? 1187 01:22:15,644 --> 01:22:19,189 Why, certainly. I came across some chaps who were very eager for guns. 1188 01:22:19,356 --> 01:22:23,193 They couldn't do enough for me. Most appreciative they were. Indians. 1189 01:22:23,402 --> 01:22:25,237 - Indians! - Yes, sort of... 1190 01:22:25,404 --> 01:22:27,656 I drove a hard bargain, though I say it myself. 1191 01:22:27,823 --> 01:22:29,199 Jonathan, you couldn't have. 1192 01:22:29,408 --> 01:22:32,578 Mister, that's just about the lowest thing a white man ever done. 1193 01:22:32,786 --> 01:22:34,329 You ain't no better than a skunk. 1194 01:22:34,538 --> 01:22:37,207 I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head. 1195 01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:39,668 - Why shouldn't I? - If the Indians have guns... 1196 01:22:39,835 --> 01:22:42,004 ...they'll wipe us all out. - That's nonsense. 1197 01:22:42,421 --> 01:22:44,089 Lookie here, you. 1198 01:22:44,298 --> 01:22:49,219 If there's any of us left alive in this here town after them Indians get through... 1199 01:22:49,428 --> 01:22:52,389 ...we'll hang you to the nearest cottonwood. 1200 01:22:52,848 --> 01:22:56,393 Trot home and look after your various enterprises, there's a good chap. 1201 01:22:56,602 --> 01:22:58,145 Kate, you don't understand. 1202 01:22:58,312 --> 01:23:00,314 These Indians have made me a blood brother. 1203 01:23:00,481 --> 01:23:03,108 I have their promise not to use guns against white men. 1204 01:23:03,275 --> 01:23:06,862 - You can't believe them. - Oh, there's no need to feel disturbed. 1205 01:23:07,070 --> 01:23:09,114 I'm on very familiar terms with these men. 1206 01:23:09,281 --> 01:23:12,034 Good heavens, we... We call each other by our first names. 1207 01:23:12,201 --> 01:23:13,577 "Good morning, Running Deer." 1208 01:23:13,744 --> 01:23:15,913 "Cheerio, Fleet Iron Hat." I'm Fleet Iron Hat. 1209 01:23:16,455 --> 01:23:18,707 - Renegade. - Oh, shut up! 1210 01:23:18,874 --> 01:23:21,919 Don't you understand? You've done the one unforgivable thing. 1211 01:23:22,085 --> 01:23:24,922 Any man in the territory will shoot you down on sight. 1212 01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:28,383 Unless a bunch of them get to you first and string you up. 1213 01:23:30,552 --> 01:23:32,221 Oh. Oh. 1214 01:23:35,349 --> 01:23:38,519 Well, I really seem to have let the cat among the pigeons. 1215 01:23:39,102 --> 01:23:42,022 - Doc, I hear tell they're on the way. - Indians? 1216 01:23:42,356 --> 01:23:44,858 Worse. The Box T. All of them riding toward town. 1217 01:23:45,025 --> 01:23:47,945 - It's the Lazy S day. - Great balls of fire. 1218 01:23:48,111 --> 01:23:51,114 This town will be more full of holes than a woodpecker's nest. 1219 01:23:51,281 --> 01:23:52,616 What on earth is happening? 1220 01:23:52,783 --> 01:23:55,452 They'll start shooting the minute they see each other. 1221 01:23:55,619 --> 01:23:58,121 The only good thing is, you might be in the middle. 1222 01:23:58,330 --> 01:24:00,999 As for me, I'm hightailing it for the hills. 1223 01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:03,835 - All right, we're leaving. - We are? 1224 01:24:04,044 --> 01:24:07,798 Give me a few minutes to throw some things in a bag. You get packed. 1225 01:24:07,965 --> 01:24:10,050 I'm not sure I care about this running away. 1226 01:24:10,217 --> 01:24:12,010 You stay, and you'll be carried away. 1227 01:24:12,177 --> 01:24:15,847 Well, cowboys should be willing to listen to reason the same as anyone else. 1228 01:24:16,265 --> 01:24:19,393 Look, Jonathan. It's me, Kate. Not mad, no temper. 1229 01:24:19,601 --> 01:24:21,853 For the first time in my life I'm scared. 1230 01:24:22,062 --> 01:24:23,981 - Really? - Scared for you. 1231 01:24:24,189 --> 01:24:27,859 You know, I always wanted to live in Chicago or New York or even London. 1232 01:24:28,068 --> 01:24:31,613 Now I don't care where we go, just so long as it's away from here, fast. 1233 01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:35,450 If you want to settle in America or England or even at the North Pole... 1234 01:24:35,659 --> 01:24:37,911 ...well, that's for me too. 1235 01:24:38,453 --> 01:24:39,997 I won't be long. 1236 01:24:44,126 --> 01:24:46,295 Go on, fill her up, Chick. Fill her up. 1237 01:24:46,503 --> 01:24:50,340 When that fighting starts there won't be a drop of liquor left in Fractured Jaw. 1238 01:24:50,549 --> 01:24:53,385 It's a cinch there ain't gonna be none where I'm heading. 1239 01:24:53,594 --> 01:24:55,721 Just put this here on my bill. 1240 01:24:55,929 --> 01:25:00,058 - I may live to pay it, and I may not. - Yeah. 1241 01:25:00,726 --> 01:25:04,646 Well, Mister Sheriff, you sure put your foot in it this time. 1242 01:25:04,855 --> 01:25:07,399 This here town's apt to get wiped off the map. 1243 01:25:07,608 --> 01:25:10,611 And I've got to go out and protect the innocent citizens. 1244 01:25:10,819 --> 01:25:14,906 And that, my friend, is gonna take a heap of courage. 1245 01:25:19,995 --> 01:25:22,164 MASTERS: Everybody clear the street. 1246 01:25:22,414 --> 01:25:24,625 Run for your lives, take cover. 1247 01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:29,421 The Box T and the Lazy S outfits are both coming to town at the same time. 1248 01:25:29,630 --> 01:25:33,383 And they're loaded. Forbear. Hide out, everybody. 1249 01:25:33,925 --> 01:25:36,094 Everybody clear the street. 1250 01:25:36,303 --> 01:25:38,597 Everybody take cover. 1251 01:25:38,972 --> 01:25:41,266 That's right, take cover, take cover. 1252 01:25:41,475 --> 01:25:43,435 Hell's gonna be a-popping around here. 1253 01:25:43,644 --> 01:25:44,978 WOMAN: Come on, child, let's hurry. 1254 01:25:45,145 --> 01:25:46,438 MAN 1: Take them to the church. 1255 01:25:46,605 --> 01:25:48,899 MAN 2: Get down and cover. 1256 01:25:49,107 --> 01:25:53,528 - I see you're a-figuring to run out on us. - I beg your pardon? 1257 01:25:53,737 --> 01:25:57,324 Sheriff Tibbs, this whole town looked up to you, loved and respected you. 1258 01:25:57,491 --> 01:25:59,868 But you fooled us, just like you fooled Miss Kate. 1259 01:26:00,077 --> 01:26:01,995 A-hiding behind her petticoats. 1260 01:26:02,204 --> 01:26:05,666 - You're pretty fond of Kate, aren't you? - Mister, this whole town is. 1261 01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,918 You tell her I shan't be long. 1262 01:26:08,126 --> 01:26:10,504 I want a word with those ranchers. 1263 01:26:11,004 --> 01:26:12,464 Come on. 1264 01:26:18,178 --> 01:26:19,763 Hank. 1265 01:26:19,930 --> 01:26:21,765 - Hank! - Yeah? 1266 01:26:21,932 --> 01:26:24,059 Better hitch up that hearse of yours again. 1267 01:26:24,226 --> 01:26:26,478 This time you got you a dead sheriff for sure. 1268 01:26:26,645 --> 01:26:28,897 I'll be right there. 1269 01:26:40,867 --> 01:26:42,703 Kate, ain't no use your hurrying... 1270 01:26:42,911 --> 01:26:44,746 - ...that fella's been and gone. - Where? 1271 01:26:44,955 --> 01:26:48,583 He said to tell you he'd be back soon but I got my doubts about that. 1272 01:26:48,750 --> 01:26:50,961 - Where did he go? - Off to try and make peace... 1273 01:26:51,128 --> 01:26:53,088 ...between them crazy ranchers. 1274 01:26:53,296 --> 01:26:57,092 That fella is either the durndest fool or the bravest man in the world. 1275 01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:59,636 I can't make up my mind which. 1276 01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:04,182 Come on, keep moving. Giddap. 1277 01:27:04,391 --> 01:27:07,269 Giddap! Giddyap! 1278 01:27:17,654 --> 01:27:21,032 Giddap! Come on, giddap there, giddap there. 1279 01:27:41,303 --> 01:27:44,306 Hey, why'd the sheriff stop you from being shot? 1280 01:27:44,473 --> 01:27:47,976 I don't know. Pretty handy with a gun. Could've filled me full of holes. 1281 01:27:48,143 --> 01:27:51,062 He had a message. Used a lot of words, but he got it across. 1282 01:27:51,229 --> 01:27:53,815 He says the Lazy S is heading for trouble. 1283 01:27:53,982 --> 01:27:57,235 He ain't the first lawman who tried to throw his weight around. 1284 01:27:57,736 --> 01:28:00,697 He ain't the first lawman to get killed neither. Nor the last. 1285 01:28:01,323 --> 01:28:04,326 - Boys riding into town today? - We usually do on Saturday. 1286 01:28:04,493 --> 01:28:07,996 Ride in a bunch. No stragglers for the sheriff to pick off one at a time. 1287 01:28:08,163 --> 01:28:10,582 - Sure, boss. - When we hit town, I'll get him. 1288 01:28:10,749 --> 01:28:14,294 When he starts, there will be enough of us to see he don't finish. 1289 01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:16,963 Fractured Jaw ain't gonna have a sheriff for long. 1290 01:28:31,394 --> 01:28:36,149 There he is. Like a sitting duck. Come on. 1291 01:28:44,491 --> 01:28:46,493 Whoa. 1292 01:28:49,037 --> 01:28:50,872 Hey. 1293 01:28:51,373 --> 01:28:56,503 Can you help me? Is the Lazy S or Box T Ranch hereabouts? 1294 01:28:57,546 --> 01:28:59,339 (Speaks in Native American language) 1295 01:29:06,555 --> 01:29:08,640 Dear boy, I'm your brother. 1296 01:29:08,807 --> 01:29:11,059 Fleet Iron Hat. 1297 01:29:11,309 --> 01:29:13,603 Me, brother. Tibbs. 1298 01:29:13,812 --> 01:29:15,188 Brother? Brother? 1299 01:29:15,522 --> 01:29:16,982 (Speaks in Native American language) 1300 01:29:28,159 --> 01:29:31,162 I'll get him right between the eyes. 1301 01:29:39,838 --> 01:29:42,966 Drop your guns, I'm the sheriff. 1302 01:30:07,157 --> 01:30:09,576 You lousy bunch of coyotes. 1303 01:30:09,743 --> 01:30:11,953 Get out, Kate, and fast. 1304 01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:14,915 I'm warning you, we're gonna kill ourselves a sheriff. 1305 01:30:15,081 --> 01:30:18,376 If there's any killing to be done I'll be taking a hand in it. 1306 01:30:18,543 --> 01:30:20,253 JONATHAN: Kate! 1307 01:30:20,712 --> 01:30:22,505 Kate, go back! 1308 01:30:23,006 --> 01:30:25,926 Stay under cover, you. 1309 01:30:26,968 --> 01:30:30,347 Oh, what I'd like to do to you. 1310 01:30:49,282 --> 01:30:51,993 I suppose it's no use me telling you again to go away. 1311 01:30:52,160 --> 01:30:56,706 Fifty, 100 men I could have picked. More, even, and I had to pick you. 1312 01:30:56,873 --> 01:31:00,502 I'm a bigger fool than you are. Least I should have known better. 1313 01:31:00,669 --> 01:31:03,380 - What will they do? - They'll keep us pinned down here. 1314 01:31:03,546 --> 01:31:05,590 Then send a couple of men up that slope... 1315 01:31:05,757 --> 01:31:08,551 ...to pick us off. - They wouldn't risk hitting you. 1316 01:31:08,718 --> 01:31:10,220 Wanna bet? 1317 01:31:10,387 --> 01:31:13,640 Now, that's too much. I'm going down there to have a word with them. 1318 01:31:13,807 --> 01:31:15,517 You must be loco. 1319 01:31:15,684 --> 01:31:18,269 Do you think I'm going to sit and risk your being hit? 1320 01:31:18,436 --> 01:31:21,648 Make one move and I'll bend this gun barrel over your thick skull. 1321 01:31:21,815 --> 01:31:24,401 And if you don't believe me, you just try it. 1322 01:31:24,567 --> 01:31:26,194 Hey, Kate, look. 1323 01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:31,992 Lazy S. 1324 01:31:32,158 --> 01:31:34,202 Great heavens, they'll murder each other. 1325 01:31:34,369 --> 01:31:36,079 I've gotta stop this. 1326 01:31:36,246 --> 01:31:39,290 Hey, you! Listen to me! 1327 01:31:42,794 --> 01:31:46,965 - Is everybody in America hostile? - Whoever wins down there, we lose. 1328 01:31:48,550 --> 01:31:51,302 CLAYBORNE: We'll settle this now, Wilkins. 1329 01:31:51,469 --> 01:31:54,139 You've been spoiling for this, now you're gonna get it. 1330 01:31:54,305 --> 01:31:56,641 You and that hired sheriff of yours. 1331 01:31:56,808 --> 01:31:59,352 What do you take me for, a tenderfoot? 1332 01:32:00,103 --> 01:32:02,564 Don't you think I know he's your sheriff? 1333 01:32:02,731 --> 01:32:06,693 He ain't with us, Clayborne. We rode out to get him. 1334 01:32:06,901 --> 01:32:08,611 What? 1335 01:32:09,195 --> 01:32:11,072 Well, that's what we're here for. 1336 01:32:11,239 --> 01:32:16,077 I'm warning you, there'll be trouble if this random shooting does not stop. 1337 01:32:16,244 --> 01:32:20,248 We're gonna kill ourselves a cheap, tin-star sheriff. 1338 01:32:20,457 --> 01:32:22,625 WILKINS: So are we. 1339 01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:27,964 - I suppose it's too late to resign? - A bit. 1340 01:32:28,131 --> 01:32:31,426 Least this way Fractured Jaw has to foot the bill for your funeral. 1341 01:32:31,593 --> 01:32:33,344 That is a point. 1342 01:32:38,725 --> 01:32:40,852 Great Scott, there's the undertaker. 1343 01:32:42,562 --> 01:32:45,398 - Who's he looking for? - You. 1344 01:32:46,066 --> 01:32:50,779 If you wanna call off our fight until we've finished him, I'm agreeable. 1345 01:32:50,945 --> 01:32:53,656 - It's a deal. CLAYBORNE: I'm in. 1346 01:32:54,324 --> 01:32:58,661 Anyone who comes after the sheriff has me to reckon with first. 1347 01:32:58,828 --> 01:33:01,414 - You're magnificent. - I'm out of my mind. 1348 01:33:01,581 --> 01:33:02,624 (Hooves pounding) 1349 01:33:02,791 --> 01:33:07,170 - Listen. - More horses. From up above. 1350 01:33:07,337 --> 01:33:08,797 Are we expecting anyone else? 1351 01:33:10,799 --> 01:33:13,259 (Whooping and shouting) 1352 01:33:19,599 --> 01:33:21,392 I'm gonna have a look. 1353 01:33:21,726 --> 01:33:24,813 - Keep down. - It's all right. 1354 01:33:25,355 --> 01:33:28,483 Kate, we don't want you hurt. 1355 01:33:28,650 --> 01:33:30,735 You got one minute to think it over. 1356 01:33:31,194 --> 01:33:33,154 You'd be much smarter to come on down... 1357 01:33:33,321 --> 01:33:36,366 ...and leave that two-timing polecat to us. 1358 01:33:40,453 --> 01:33:45,125 And the next time it'll be higher, you miserable bunch of hounds. 1359 01:34:09,190 --> 01:34:12,861 - Indians. - And you gave them guns. 1360 01:34:13,027 --> 01:34:16,239 - I'm afraid I did. - Well, they'll massacre all of us. 1361 01:34:16,406 --> 01:34:18,199 I should never have thought so... 1362 01:34:18,408 --> 01:34:20,910 ...but so far I've been wrong about everything else. 1363 01:34:21,077 --> 01:34:23,621 Somebody said, "A short life, but a merry one." 1364 01:34:26,958 --> 01:34:29,711 Jonathan, look, we gotta make a run for it. 1365 01:34:29,878 --> 01:34:33,089 We ain't got much of a chance, but it's better than staying here. 1366 01:34:33,256 --> 01:34:37,510 No, wait. I mean to have a go at my so-called brothers. 1367 01:34:37,677 --> 01:34:39,512 - You keep me covered. - No! 1368 01:34:39,679 --> 01:34:44,475 - Keep me covered. - Jonathan. No, Jonathan. 1369 01:34:56,154 --> 01:34:59,949 Clear out, all of you. This is Fleet Iron Hat Tibbs speaking. 1370 01:35:00,116 --> 01:35:01,326 And I won't have this. 1371 01:35:01,492 --> 01:35:02,911 (Speaks in Native American language) 1372 01:35:03,077 --> 01:35:06,789 Exactly... and at once. 1373 01:35:07,498 --> 01:35:09,167 What's the meaning of this? 1374 01:35:09,334 --> 01:35:12,295 You promised me that those guns would not be used for war. 1375 01:35:12,462 --> 01:35:15,256 Our white brother was in danger. We came to help. 1376 01:35:15,423 --> 01:35:18,635 Oh, I'm sorry. 1377 01:35:18,801 --> 01:35:20,929 Once again I have said the wrong thing. 1378 01:35:21,095 --> 01:35:23,806 Your enemies are our enemies. We'll kill them. 1379 01:35:23,973 --> 01:35:27,143 That suggestion is not without a certain appeal at this moment. 1380 01:35:27,310 --> 01:35:30,813 - But I'm afraid not. - Why? They try to kill you. 1381 01:35:30,980 --> 01:35:35,318 I'm not entirely sure, but there may be a way out. 1382 01:35:46,246 --> 01:35:49,207 (Whooping and shouting) 1383 01:35:57,548 --> 01:36:02,220 Drop your guns, every man of you, and put up your hands. 1384 01:36:06,349 --> 01:36:08,518 Right. Come on, Dad. 1385 01:36:09,435 --> 01:36:11,396 Keep behind me. 1386 01:36:18,278 --> 01:36:20,655 Come on, get them up, get them up. 1387 01:36:24,534 --> 01:36:29,539 Clayborne, Wilkins, I intend to examine your American laws... 1388 01:36:29,706 --> 01:36:34,043 ...to find out what the penalty is for assault with intent to do bodily harm... 1389 01:36:34,210 --> 01:36:37,588 ...on the appointed sheriff of Fractured Jaw. 1390 01:36:38,423 --> 01:36:41,968 Dad, have my relatives escort these men back into town. 1391 01:36:42,135 --> 01:36:45,388 - All right, get moving. - Come on. 1392 01:36:49,350 --> 01:36:51,436 Well, I'll be doggoned. 1393 01:37:09,871 --> 01:37:11,289 Ah. 1394 01:37:15,543 --> 01:37:17,628 - Jonathan. - Ah, my dear mayor, how are you? 1395 01:37:17,795 --> 01:37:19,756 - I wanna talk to you. - You know well... 1396 01:37:19,922 --> 01:37:23,718 ...that I discuss nothing at tea. - I ain't discussing, just talking. 1397 01:37:23,885 --> 01:37:25,678 - Now, what I want... - My dear old boy. 1398 01:37:25,845 --> 01:37:27,764 You're a bundle of nerves. Sit and relax. 1399 01:37:27,930 --> 01:37:29,557 - Well. - That trip to the hills. 1400 01:37:29,724 --> 01:37:31,851 All that corn liquor you've been drinking. 1401 01:37:32,018 --> 01:37:34,062 Have a nice cup of tea, it'll do you good. 1402 01:37:34,228 --> 01:37:37,440 Tea. That stuff is only for old women and sick people. 1403 01:37:37,607 --> 01:37:40,735 Well, I disagree. I belong to a nation of 30 million peoples... 1404 01:37:40,902 --> 01:37:43,488 ...to them tea drinking is a most pleasurable habit. 1405 01:37:43,654 --> 01:37:49,118 Yeah? Well, maybe you're right. I'll try anything once. 1406 01:37:49,285 --> 01:37:51,996 Looks like good corn liquor, don't it? 1407 01:37:53,206 --> 01:37:56,709 - Tastes like swamp water. - Your manners are quite appalling. 1408 01:37:56,918 --> 01:37:58,711 (Rings) 1409 01:37:59,128 --> 01:38:01,255 - You rang, sir? - Yes, some more hot water... 1410 01:38:01,422 --> 01:38:03,966 ...Running Deer, please. - With pleasure, sir. 1411 01:38:04,133 --> 01:38:06,677 - Thank you. - Great jumping Jehoshaphat. 1412 01:38:06,844 --> 01:38:08,888 You've even got them talking like you. 1413 01:38:09,055 --> 01:38:11,349 Lookie here, what I came here to say was this: 1414 01:38:11,516 --> 01:38:13,684 When I made you sheriff, I know, I know. 1415 01:38:13,851 --> 01:38:17,563 I told you you could appoint as many deputies as you had a mind to. 1416 01:38:17,730 --> 01:38:21,359 But nobody in this town, including myself, thought for one single minute... 1417 01:38:21,526 --> 01:38:23,319 ...that you'd go a-hiring a bunch of... 1418 01:38:23,486 --> 01:38:24,779 - Them there... - What? 1419 01:38:24,946 --> 01:38:27,365 - Indians. - Now, you listen to me, my dear mayor. 1420 01:38:27,532 --> 01:38:30,493 In the past 10 days, there's been no shootings... 1421 01:38:30,660 --> 01:38:33,496 ...no robberies, no violence, in fact, no crime whatsoever. 1422 01:38:33,663 --> 01:38:36,290 So it seems your complaints are somewhat unwarranted. 1423 01:38:36,457 --> 01:38:37,875 Well, maybe you're right. 1424 01:38:38,042 --> 01:38:42,296 But I still say that you're gonna wake up some morning with your scalp gone. 1425 01:38:42,547 --> 01:38:44,966 Great jumping Jehoshaphat, I gotta get out of here. 1426 01:38:45,133 --> 01:38:47,301 I gotta go home. I gotta shave, spruce up. 1427 01:38:47,468 --> 01:38:50,638 - But well, anyway, I've had my say. - But you haven't had your tea. 1428 01:38:50,805 --> 01:38:52,723 Oh, balderdash. 1429 01:38:53,224 --> 01:38:57,019 - They want to talk to you, sir. - Ah, good. 1430 01:38:57,687 --> 01:39:00,565 Well, Running Deer, what do you think my London tailor... 1431 01:39:00,731 --> 01:39:03,734 ...would have to say about this? - It fits you jolly well, sir. 1432 01:39:03,901 --> 01:39:05,486 Thank you. 1433 01:39:05,778 --> 01:39:07,280 Right. 1434 01:39:12,535 --> 01:39:15,496 - Hey, sheriff. - Ah, Clayborne, yes? 1435 01:39:15,663 --> 01:39:18,499 - We wanna make a deal. - You've chosen an inconvenient time. 1436 01:39:18,666 --> 01:39:22,628 Me and Wilkins been talking things over. We ain't doing ourselves no good here. 1437 01:39:22,795 --> 01:39:26,299 Well, that's a remarkable display of logic. I'd just about given up hope. 1438 01:39:26,466 --> 01:39:27,508 - WILKINS: Sheriff? - Yes? 1439 01:39:27,675 --> 01:39:29,886 We ain't getting no place shooting each other. 1440 01:39:30,052 --> 01:39:32,180 So if it's all right with you, we want out. 1441 01:39:32,346 --> 01:39:37,852 We agree to share the water hole, and we'll let the Indians use it too. 1442 01:39:38,394 --> 01:39:40,062 - Do you mean this? - Yeah. 1443 01:39:40,229 --> 01:39:42,064 - Have I your word on that? - Uh-huh. 1444 01:39:42,231 --> 01:39:43,983 And yours, Wilkins? 1445 01:39:44,192 --> 01:39:47,361 - Good. - They're coming into town now, sir. 1446 01:39:47,528 --> 01:39:50,281 Gentlemen, excuse me. I have an important engagement. 1447 01:39:58,831 --> 01:40:00,917 Right, Running Deer, turn those chaps loose. 1448 01:40:01,083 --> 01:40:02,752 - Good luck to you, sir. - Thank you. 1449 01:40:08,257 --> 01:40:10,051 MAN 1: You roped her, sheriff. 1450 01:40:10,259 --> 01:40:12,553 MAN 2: You thinking of taming her, sheriff? 1451 01:40:17,225 --> 01:40:19,185 MAN 3: Howdy, sheriff. 1452 01:40:19,352 --> 01:40:20,937 (Indistinct chattering) 1453 01:40:23,481 --> 01:40:25,316 (Rings) 1454 01:40:36,661 --> 01:40:40,414 - I say, my dear old boy. Clean at last. - Yeah. 1455 01:40:43,876 --> 01:40:46,671 Oh, slight problem. Won't be a moment. 1456 01:40:46,879 --> 01:40:50,800 Ida Bee, I want you to pump this here organ like you never pumped it before. 1457 01:40:51,008 --> 01:40:54,470 I want its golden notes to go soaring over the whole territory. 1458 01:40:54,679 --> 01:40:56,681 Because this here's a joyous occasion. 1459 01:40:56,889 --> 01:40:59,392 A joyous occasion. 1460 01:41:02,895 --> 01:41:05,481 - She ain't changed her mind, has she? - No. 1461 01:41:05,690 --> 01:41:09,819 It's customary for the bride to walk down the aisle with her father. 1462 01:41:09,986 --> 01:41:11,654 Where are you gonna get a father? 1463 01:41:11,821 --> 01:41:14,615 Just for the ceremony, I've lent her mine. 1464 01:41:14,824 --> 01:41:17,201 (Organ plays) 1465 01:41:22,915 --> 01:41:25,710 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together... 1466 01:41:25,918 --> 01:41:31,632 ...to join in holy wedlock this fair, pure flower of the prairie and this... 1467 01:41:31,841 --> 01:41:35,219 - Oh, have you got the ring? - Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 1468 01:41:35,386 --> 01:41:36,429 Ha! 1469 01:41:36,637 --> 01:41:39,223 I pronounce you man and wife. 1470 01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:53,529 (Shouting and whooping) 1471 01:41:55,448 --> 01:41:59,452 - Indians. - No, darling. Relatives. 1472 01:41:59,619 --> 01:42:00,661 Oh. 1473 01:42:03,247 --> 01:42:04,582 (Gasps)