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Oh, that Fred.

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Two o'clock this morning, he tip-toes into the house

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steps on the cat's tail, drops his bowling ball

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and wakes up the whole family.

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It took me an hour to get Pebbles back to sleep.

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Barney tried to sneak in too and was I mad!

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I really told him off.

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What kind of a bowling match lasts until 2:00 in the morning?

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You wait and see.

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Barney will bring me home

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a bouquet of flowers tonight

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and try to sweet talk me into forgiving him.

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There. The dishes are all stacked.

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These automatic dishwashers are wonderful.

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You just push the button..

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(Wilma) '...and your work is done.'

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Not for me, it ain't, man.

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Did you ever see such a stack of dirty dishes?

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Mailman! Special delivery for Wilma Flintstone.

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For me? From who?

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I don't know, ma'am.

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Never read' em. Just deliver 'em.

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Anything wrong, Wilma?

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(Wilma) 'No, it's a letter from my mother.'

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[gasps] Listen to this.

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"Dear children, just a line to let you know

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"I've decided to sell my house

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"and move in with my favorite son-in-law and his wife.

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See you next Friday. Love, mother."

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Oh, Betty, isn't it marvelous?

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Mother is coming to live with us!

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How nice! But what about Fred?

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You know he doesn't get along with your mother.

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- He's gonna be a bear. - True.

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But this bear has a sweet tooth.

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And before he starts growling

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I'm gonna drown him in honey.

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[theme song]

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[honking]

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Yabba-dabba-doo!

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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

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♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

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Flowers What're you?

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So, you come home a little late. So what?

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Well, it's either flowers or no dinner, Fred.

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- You don't know Betty. - She's no different than Wilma.

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You gotta show 'em who's boss, Barney.

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Now, when I left this morning

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I told Wilma what I wanted for dinner

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and when I wanted it.

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And when I get home I'm gonna get it.

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[laughing] O, that's what I think too.

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Uh, you better take some flowers with ya.

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Are you kidding?

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[screeching]

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Come on inside a minute, Barney.

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I'm gonna show you how to handle women.

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Now, the first lesson you gotta learn

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is to use an iron fist in a velvet glove.

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'Now, watch me.'

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Wilma, get dinner on the table. I'm home!

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Oh, boy, are you askin' for it.

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Sweetheart, you're home!

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Oh, I'm so glad to see you.

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Did my babykins have a rough day today? Mmm?

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You wash up, dear, I'll get your slippers and light the candles.

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We're having your favorite dish tonight. Roast brontosaurus.

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Shee, it works!

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The old iron fist in a velvet glove really works.

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Oh-ho, I'm surprised.

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To tell the truth, I'm a little surprised myself.

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(man on TV) 'And Rocky comes back with a left to the jaw'

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'that staggers Stoney and..'

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'There goes the bell ending round two.'

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Ho-ho, some fight, huh, Pebbles?

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Fight. Fight.

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[babbling]

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Fight. Fight.

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Oh, you've got some left hook there, honey.

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Maybe I ought to put you in the ring.

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Okay, okay, Dino. You can be her trainer, okay.

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Oh, Fred, darling?

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I have one more slab of marble cake left.

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'Would you like to finish it off?'

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No, thanks, honey. I'm too full.

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Quiet, everybody! Round three's coming up.

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(man on TV) 'Rocky swings to Stoney's head'

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'and connects! Stoney feints with his left.'

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'And staggers Rocky with a hard right.'

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'Rocky brings one up from the floor'

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'and Stoney covers up.'

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'Another right, left, right'

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'and Stoney goes down!'

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Come on, Stoney, get up! Get up!

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- 'Stoney's on his feet again..' - Fred.

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Uh, could I ask you one little teensy favor?

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Sure, sure, sweetheart. Anything at all.

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Come on, Stoney! Give him the old one-two!

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I got a letter from mother today and she sold her house.

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That's nice. That's it, Stoney. Let him have it!

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She said she wants to move in with her favorite son-in-law.

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Is it okay if she comes to live with us, Fred?

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Sure, Wilma, sure. Anything you say.

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Attaboy, Stoney! Keep jabbing with that left!

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Oh, thanks, dear. Mother will move in next Friday.

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That's fine, fine. Ain't this a great fight, honey?

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Come on, Stoney, come on..

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Her mother? Movin' in next Friday?

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Hey, Wilma, just a minute.

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Sorry, dear, but you said it was okay.

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How about that, I've been KO'd by my own velvet fist

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in the iron glove.

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[laughs]

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Oh, shut up.

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So the old iron fist caught you right in the kisser, huh, Fred?

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Yeah, and I went down for the count.

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I never thought Wilma would sneak my mother-in-law

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in the house while I wasn't looking.

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Well, cheer up, Fred. It could be worse.

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- Yeah? How? - Well, uh, suppose that, uh..

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Well, imagine if, uh.. That is if.. What if, uh..

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Boy, that Wilma sure is sneaky.

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[screeching]

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Hey, what's goin' on?

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(Barney) 'Tearin' up the road, I guess.'

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'Uh, the detour sign says to turn left.'

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Alright, so we turn left. Let's go.

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[rattling]

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Uh-oh. There's another sign.

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'This one says, "Climb hill."'

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Boy, they must think we're goats.

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- Where are we, Barney? - Gee, I don't know.

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But the sign says, "Go down the hill".

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[rattling]

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"Proceed ten feet."

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"Turn right."

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- You have arrived. - Arrived? Arrived where?

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Stoney Acres. Welcome to paradise, gentlemen.

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The finest homes west of Bedrock

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for the discriminating buyer.

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- A real estate agent! - Hey, what is this?

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We don't wanna buy a house. We wanna play golf.

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And why not? Plenty of space and fresh air up here.

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And are you lucky? Twenty thousand buys this beauty.

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'You can move right in and tee off from the front lawn.'

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Are you kiddin'? This dump isn't worth 20,000.

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Right you are, sir. That's why I'm letting you have it for ten.

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Boy, what a nerve. Asking 10,000 for that crummy old shack.

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- 'Five?' - It ain't worth five either.

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Oh, you gentlemen are sharp. I can see that.

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But I like ya.

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That's why I'm gonna let ya

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steal it from me for a cool 1000.

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And I'll throw in the water rights.

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Hey, look, buddy. You got us up here on a low down trick.

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Now, beat it before I get mad.

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Eh, come on, Fred. We wasted enough time. Let's go.

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I'll, uh, give you a hundred bucks for it.

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Sold! Congratulations, chump. I mean, sir.

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Just put your name on this bill of sale.

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- Hey, Fred, what are ya doin'? - Buyin' a house, Barney.

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Where do I sign?

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Right there on the dotted line.

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Oh, you'll love living in Stoney Acres.

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Lot's of privacy. No neighbors crowding you in.

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In fact, no neighbors.

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- There you are. - Thank you, sir.

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And good luck with your new home.

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You're gonna need it.

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Well, what do you think of it, Barney?

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I think it isn't even fit for Dino to live in.

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Eh, it wasn't meant for Dino to live in.

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I had another member of the family in mind.

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[chuckles] Surely, you don't mean your mother-in-law?

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Why not? This ain't such a bad place.

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A little fresh paint..

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[crashes]

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...and a little fixing here and there

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and this place will look great.

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Gee, uh, I don't know, Fred.

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'It'll be a challenge, Barn. We can do it.'

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- We? - Sure.

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I wouldn't deprive my best friend of a little fun.

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Honest, Fred, sometimes I wish you had a different best friend.

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Morning, Wilma. I brought Bam Bam over to play with Pebbles.

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Sit down, Betty.

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There's something I wanna talk to you about.

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There you are, Pebbles.

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I'm sure you two have lots to talk about also.

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[babbling]

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Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

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[Pebbles laughing]

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I just don't understand it, Betty.

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Fred hasn't complained at all about mother living with us.

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- Not even once? - 'No.'

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'And furthermore where do Fred and Barney'

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'disappear to all day?'

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Well, Barney says they're playing golf.

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That's what Fred says, but when I called the club

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he's never there.

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Wilma, you don't suppose..

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Uh-huh. I'm afraid it's one of three reasons.

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[together] Blonde, brunette, or redhead.

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Oh, Wilma, what'll we do?

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First, we make sure that I'm right, and if I am..

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It's a lump on the head for Barney.

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And two lumps for Fred.

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[splashing]

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Boy, I don't think this lawn has been mowed for years.

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'Nice work, Barney. You're doing a swell job!'

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I'm doing the swell job, mister.

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And I got the sticky tail feathers to prove it.

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I gotta admit, it looks pretty good.

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Hey, watch out, Barn! There's a loose stone!

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Where?

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- Barney, are you alright? - Yeah, I'm alright, Fred.

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But maybe we oughta start on the inside and work out.

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What a mess. I hardly know where to begin.

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Hey, uh, let's begin by forgettin'

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the whole thing and going home, huh?

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Oh, cut it out, Barney.

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This place needs a little cleanin' up.

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Look, there's furniture and everything.

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Yeah. I wonder what all the rocks are for.

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'Uh, maybe it's to keep all the furniture in place.'

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This floor has got an awful tilt to it.

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All we gotta do is roll 'em outside like this.

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Help!

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Okay, so the floor isn't level. We can fix that later.

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Fred, are you sure your mother-in-law

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is gonna go for this idea?

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Why not? She'll be close to Wilma.

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But she'll have her own little castle.

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Oh, boy, calling this dump a castle

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is like calling your mother-in-law Miss America.

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[laughing]

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Ah, don't worry, by the time we're through

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cleaning up this place, she won't recognize it.

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If there's one thing I know about, it's houses.

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And this one is as solid as a rock.

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[rumbling]

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Oh, well, I'll borrow the bulldozer at work

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and clean it up in the morning.

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Okay, Fred. Send up another rock.

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One rock, coming up!

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Put it right there, Fred.

255
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000
Boy, I'm enjoying this.

256
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000
I'm glad the boss let me take a few days off.

257
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000
Yeah, my boss gave me a week's leave of absence.

258
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000
But, uh, I gotta return the favor.

259
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000
How, Fred?

260
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000
'Well, if his mother-in-law'

261
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000
comes to town she moves in here

262
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000
with my mother-in-law.

263
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
Hey, you know somethin', Fred?

264
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000
For two guys who don't know what they're doin'

265
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uh, we're doin' it pretty good.

266
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000
Yeah, he-he-he-he.

267
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000
When you realize we're just a couple of amateurs..

268
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000
Eh, who needs professionals?

269
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
- Uh-oh, the ladder is slipping. - 'Careful, Barney!'

270
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[crashes]

271
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,000
- Barney, are you alright? - Uh, I'm okay.

272
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000
Lucky I fell in this trough of quick dry mortar.

273
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,000
Quick dry mortar? Oh, no!

274
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Boy, of all the stupid things to do you can do the stupidest.

275
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Honest, Barney, if you wasn't my best friend

276
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,000
I wouldn't let you help me. Now, hold still.

277
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wham

278
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
[cracking]

279
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:15,000
As I was sayin', Fred. We need professionals. Call the union!

280
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:20,000
I see. Well, thank you very much, Mr. Slate.

281
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Oh, he hasn't, huh? Well, thank you very much.

282
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,000
You're right, Wilma. Something is going on.

283
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
Barney has taken time off!

284
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,000
So has Fred, and he never mentioned a word about it.

285
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000
What's our next move, Wilma?

286
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:40,000
I don't know yet. Let me think.

287
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000
What's keepin' those guys?

288
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000
Uh, did you call the union again?

289
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000
Yeah, they said they were sending up their best

290
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000
plumber and carpenter, two hours ago.

291
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000
[screeching]

292
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000
Hey, that must be the plumber.

293
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000
[screeching]

294
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000
And that must be the carpenter.

295
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000
- Hi, Marvin. - Uh, hi, Alex.

296
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Uh, how's every little thing?

297
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000
(Alex) 'At $20 an hour, how should it be?'

298
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000
My stocks are down, but my golf game is up.

299
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
That's the plumber and the carpenter?

300
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Twenty bucks an hour?

301
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000
- How's the new house, Marv? - Fine.

302
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000
But I'm having trouble with the servant's pool.

303
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
(Alex) 'Why don't you call a plumber?'

304
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Are you kidding? I'm much too expensive.

305
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000
[laughing]

306
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,000
Hey, hey, that's a hot one. I'm much too expensive.

307
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000
[laughing] Hey, that's very funny, huh, Fred?

308
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:36,000
Yeah, yeah, that's very funny. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

309
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Hmm, walls need internal bracing

310
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000
and, uh, roof needs new beams.

311
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
A little glue here and there

312
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
and it might stand up if we're lucky.

313
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Look, pal, how much is all this gonna cost me?

314
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000
Oh, you'll have to take that up with my agent, Mr. Flintstone.

315
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,000
Now, let's get started. Will you please hand me that beam?

316
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
Yeah, sure.

317
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
Uh, that's the one, Mr. Flintstone.

318
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Now, place it right here against the wall.

319
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Holy mackerel, this is heavy!

320
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000
- How about giving me a hand? - Oh, I can't, Mr. Flintstone.

321
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,000
It's my coffee break. Union rules, you know?

322
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000
[squeaking]

323
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000
That's fine, Rubble. Uh, just dump those rocks any place.

324
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
And get the pipes in the house.

325
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000
[hammering]

326
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
Watch it, Flintstone.

327
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000
You're joisting those beams too close.

328
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

329
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000
[indistinct grumbling]

330
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Alright, men. All together now.

331
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000
'Lift! We've got to get that floor level, you know?'

332
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
[grunting]

333
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000
A little higher, men, a little higher.

334
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000
[honking]

335
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Three o'clock already?

336
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000
My, how time flies when you're busy.

337
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Isn't it the truth?

338
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Hey, where are you guys goin'?

339
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Quitting time. Union rules, you know?

340
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000
-  Adios,  Marvin. -  Arrivederci,  Alex.

341
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000
See you at the club.

342
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
[laughing]

343
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
What are you laughing at?

344
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Oh, I keep thinking about that

345
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
funny joke the plumber made.

346
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000
I'm too expensive, he says.

347
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
[laughs]

348
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Ah, shut up!

349
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Sorry, Fred.

350
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
- They're home, Wilma. - Good.

351
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Now, remember, when they ask for dinner

352
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000
we'll tell them to get it themselves.

353
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Yeah, and we'll pretend we're going out.

354
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000
But we won't tell them where or with whom.

355
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000
We'll fight fire with fire.

356
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000
We'll drive them crazy with jealousy.

357
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000
We'll play it real cool.

358
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Gee, Fred, uh, do we have to put up the wallpaper tonight?

359
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
- I'm pooped. - We gotta finish it, Barney.

360
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Wilma's mother arrives tomorrow.

361
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Now, we'll get some flour out of the kitchen

362
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
and make some paste with it and get right back to work.

363
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Here they come.

364
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000
[instrumental music]

365
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
They didn't even notice us.

366
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Just headed straight for the kitchen.

367
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
(Fred) 'Here's the flour, Barney. Get a couple of bags.'

368
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000
(Barney) 'Do we really have to go out again, Fred?'

369
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
(Fred) 'Of course, we have to go out.'

370
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
'This is Thursday night, remember?'

371
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000
They're going out again tonight.

372
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
(Barney) 'Well, suppose she don't like it.'

373
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Well, she better like it.

374
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
This thing is costing me a fortune.

375
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
[gasps] The hussy!

376
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Fred's spending a fortune on her!

377
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Some nerve!

378
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
- Oh, hi, Wilma. - Hi, Betty.

379
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Oh, Fred, Betty and I are going out tonight.

380
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,000
- 'That's nice, dear.' - We're a late now.

381
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000
So you and Barney will just have to fix your own dinner.

382
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000
They're gone!

383
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Well, we sure drove them crazy, didn't we?

384
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Yes, sir. Nothing like playing it real cool.

385
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,000
- Now what, mastermind? - We follow them.

386
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Come on, Barney! Step on it!

387
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,000
- We got a lot of work to do. - Yeah, okay, okay.

388
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000
- Where are they going? - Beats me.

389
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000
What kind of nightclub could be up in this wilderness?

390
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,000
- What's that? - I have news for you, Betty.

391
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
That is no nightclub. That is a hideout.

392
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Ooh, wait till I get my hands on that Barney.

393
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Uh, you know how to put this stuff up, Fred?

394
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
(Fred) 'Oh, sure. Nothing to it.'

395
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
First, you put the paste on the wall

396
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
making sure it's good and wet.

397
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000
- Is that all? - 'No, dummy head.'

398
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000
You gotta put the paper up. Like this.

399
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000
- You get it? - Oh, sure.

400
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
First, I put the paste on the wall..

401
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
That's it, Barney. You're doing fine.

402
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:55,000
...then I put the paper up. Like this.

403
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
How's that?

404
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Gee, Fred, get me down.

405
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
[Fred laughing]

406
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Ooh, Barney, you look ridiculous.

407
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,000
[Barney laughing]

408
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
You don't look so dignified yourself, Fred.

409
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Why, there's not a girl in sight.

410
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000
And, look, Wilma! Over the fireplace.

411
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Isn't that a picture of your mother?

412
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
(Wilma) 'It certainly is.'

413
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
'What's going on here?'

414
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000
- And where's Barney? - Uh, right here, Betty.

415
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
And if you wanna know where Fred is

416
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000
he's hung up too.

417
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Hi, Wilma. Do me a favor, honey.

418
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Get me down, will ya?

419
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,000
There. Now, the little nest is finished.

420
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Boy, you girls amaze me.

421
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000
I gotta hand it to you two. This place looks great.

422
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
I'm proud of you, Fred.

423
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,000
I think it was wonderful of you to buy this house for mother.

424
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000
You do? I thought maybe you'd be sore at me.

425
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,000
I still don't understand why you got this place so cheap.

426
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
(Fred) Well, Betty. I happen to know how to bargain.

427
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
And when that salesman told me

428
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000
I could have all the water rights to the place

429
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
I knew that I was getting more than I bargained for.

430
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
You're right, Fred.

431
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
You got about a hundred gallons of water

432
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
you didn't bargain for.

433
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Wh-wh-wha-wha-wha..

434
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,000
- Water rights, eh? - No wonder you got it so cheap.

435
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,000
This house is built right over an artesian well.

436
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Yeah, well, I knew all about that

437
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:36,000
but I out-foxed him anyway because I plan to, uh..

438
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Plan to what, Fred?

439
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Buy mother a deep sea diving suit?

440
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,000
No. To, uh, move the house. That's what.

441
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Yes, sir, according to my calculations

442
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000
this house will fit right into my backyard.

443
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Hey, uh, speaking of calculations

444
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
uh, shouldn't we be pulling the house instead of pushing it?

445
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Of course not. I know about physics.

446
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
It's a matter of levitation versus gravity.

447
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
[chuckles]

448
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Sounds legal-eagle like.

449
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
[rumbling]

450
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Hey, we're going downhill, Fred.

451
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000
- Slow it up! - Whoa, Tessy! Whoa!

452
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
[screeches]

453
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Well, it looks like levitation versus gravity

454
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
just lost their first case.

455
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
And according to my calculations

456
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
'we're gonna hit that clump of trees!'

457
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
[crashes]

458
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000
[dramatic music]

459
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Look! Here comes mother.

460
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Yoo hoo! Mother!

461
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Well, I made it. Right on time too.

462
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
[rumbling]

463
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Got any ideas, Barney?

464
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Yeah, I got a good one

465
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000
but I don't think Wilma wants to be a widow.

466
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
This thing's gonna go over the edge in a minute!

467
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Hey-ey-ey, we better jump!

468
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
- Ready? - Get set.

469
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Jump!

470
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
[crashes]

471
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Really, mother, you should wait to see Fred.

472
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Haven't got time, honey. Gotta hit the road.

473
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,000
- Here they are. - 'Fred, what happened?'

474
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
It's a long story, Wilma.

475
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Oh, hiya, ma.

476
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Hello, sonny. Stand up straight!

477
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Say, Wilma, doesn't that boy ever bathe?

478
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
I have some bad news to tell you, Fred.

479
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,000
And I have some bad news to tell you.

480
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
When mother said she was going to stay

481
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
with her favorite son-in-law and his wife

482
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
'she didn't mean us.'

483
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
She didn't?

484
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,000
She meant my sister and her husband who live in Gravelton.

485
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Don't see how you could've thought otherwise.

486
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Just stopped by to say hello.

487
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000
You mean, you're not going to live with us?

488
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
(mother-in-law) 'No offense meant, sonny'

489
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000
'but I wouldn't move here with you unless..'

490
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000
'...unless I had my own house.'

491
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Well, so long, honey.

492
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000
I'll drop you a line from Gravelton.

493
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Arrivederkai.

494
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,000
- Goodbye, mother. - Bye.

495
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Can you imagine? I misunderstood her letter.

496
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,000
(Betty) 'I think it's the funniest thing I ever heard.'

497
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
[chuckling]

498
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Uh, come to think of it, Fred, uh

499
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
it is kinda funny at that.

500
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
All the work we did.

501
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
[both laughing]

502
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Yeah. We did work hard, didn't we?

503
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
[laughing] Yeah.

504
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
And then the house got busted.

505
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Yeah, into a million pieces.

506
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
And all that money you spent.

507
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Yeah. A thousand bucks down the drain.

508
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
[laughing]

509
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
- Eh. - What's the matter, Fred?

510
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,000
A thousand bucks down the drain. What am I laughing at?

511
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
[sobbing]

512
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Now, now, there, there, Fred. Fred, there, there.

513
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Hey, pull yourself together.

514
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Hey, come on over to my place.

515
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Oh, boy, if there's one thing I can't stand

516
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is to see a grown man cry.

517
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A thousand bucks down the drain!

518
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[bawling]

519
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[theme music]

520
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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

521
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♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

522
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

523
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

524
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♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

525
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,000
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

526
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

527
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

528
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

529
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

530
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

531
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Wilma!