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Alright, alright. Break it up, you kids.

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'Get away from the magazine stand if you're not buying.'

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Out. Out. Out.

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- Sorry. - Okay.

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That goes for you too, buddy. No money, no reading.

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I'm not reading. I'm just looking at the pictures.

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Oh, great, when you learn to read

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I'll really be in trouble, won't I?

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Oh-ho-ho-ho. Very funny, wise guy. Heh.

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Hey, Wilma, aren't you finished shopping yet?

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- I'm getting awful bored. - Oh, are you?

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Well, it was your idea to do the shopping with me

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and show me how to save money, remember?

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Well, so far, all you've saved is the price of a magazine.

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Now, just a minute.

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Hey, Wilma, look!

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It's those new skate bones all the kids are riding.

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Pretty neat, eh?

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I've been wanting to try one of these.

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Put it back, Fred. You'll hurt yourself.

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Are you kidding? Why, I'm a natural-born athlete.

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Watch this.

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See? Nothin' to it.

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Ho-ho, boy.

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I can see why the kids get hooked on these things.

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Sure beats walking.

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Uh-oh, here comes one of those adult natural-born athletes.

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This means trouble.

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(Fred) 'Hey, where am I? What's going on?'

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[Fred screams]

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'Wilma!'

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I knew it.

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Wilma, do something. I'm out of control.

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Of all the nerve.

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[mumbling]

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Fred, will you please put that skate bone back?

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You're making a spectacle of yourself.

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[mumbling]

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Dangblasted skate bone.

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[grumbling indistinctly]

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[theme music]

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[hooting]

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Yabba-dabba-doo!

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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

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♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ You'll have a gay old time ♪♪

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One giant brontosaurus soup bone.

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Two hundred and fifty grapefruits.

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One skate bone. Plus damage to revolving door.

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And that'll be $62 and 52 cents.

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Next time, I'll do the shopping, okay, Fred?

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The management would be most grateful, madam.

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Are you insinuating I'm a troublemaker?

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No, sir, not insinuating. I'm telling you!

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Watch it, bud, I'm a karate expert, you know.

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Oh, knock it off, Fred. Let's get out of here.

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Boy, am I glad tomorrow is Sunday.

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I'm gonna spend the whole day snoozing in our backyard.

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But, Fred, tomorrow, Mr. Slate has his annual picnic

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for his employees.

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Well, here is one employee that's not going.

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Those picnics are a drag.

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Oh, Fred, a company picnic is a lot of fun.

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Pebbles would love it.

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Picnic. Picnic.

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[chuckles]

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Good. Good.

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See, Pebbles wants to go.

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You can't disappoint her.

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Okay, okay. We'll go.

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But I warn you. It'll be dull.

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Why don't we ask Betty and Barney to come along.

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Yeah, we may as well bore them too.

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Oh, really, Fred.

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(Barney) 'Move it a little to the right, Bamm-Bamm.'

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'Mm, not bad, but it still doesn't look right.'

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Uh, move the tree another couple of feet or so, will you, son?

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Bam, bam.

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Oh, bam, bam, bam...bam.

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That looks great. Leave it right there, Bamm-Bamm.

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[laughs]

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Having the world's strongest boy for a son

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makes landscapin' real easy. Uh, how about lunch, son?

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[babbling]

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Okay, let's go inside, and I'll fix you something.

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[laughs] That's my boy who's carrying me.

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Fred, I just spoke to Betty

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and they're coming to the picnic with us.

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That's nice. I hope Barney brings his checkerboard

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because that will be the wildest event of the day.

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Hey, Wilma, look.

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I bought one of those, uh, remote control TV tuners.

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Watch this.

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Isn't that great, Wilma?

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A guy don't even have to move off his chair.

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'What will they think of next?'

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Something to make a guy move off his chair. I hope.

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(Mr. Slate) 'Welcome once again, everybody, to the Slate Construction'

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'annual picnic for employees and guests.'

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Given each year through the generosity

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of the company's beloved president.

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[cheering]

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Here we go. First, it's a long-winded speech by Slate

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and then we play some corny games.

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I hope the food is better this year.

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- Fred. - Relax, Wilma.

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Slate will never know who yelled it.

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Starting a little early with the wisecracks

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aren't you, Flintstone?

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Oh, he'll never know, will he?

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Now, before we start the games

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let's all gather together for the company picture.

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'All employees gather up front, please.'

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Are you getting in the picture, Fred?

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Yeah, just to keep me awake.

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Company pictures bore me.

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I'm using my new camera.

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We'll see the picture 10 seconds after I press the button.

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'Now, hold still while I focus.'

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Psst, Barney, let's we liven up the situation a little.

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Nothing like an old-fashioned hot foot to get things jumpin'.

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Gee, Fred, that's not very nice.

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Besides, you might get caught.

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Nah, never happened.

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(Mr. Slate) 'Alright, watch the birdie.'

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[camera clicks]

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Yow!

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What the..

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'Some clown gave me a hot foot.'

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[muffled laughter]

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We'll see who the clown is in a second.

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I snapped the picture just before you yelled.

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Eh..

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I might have known.

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Flintstone gave you the hot foot, Sandy.

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Flintstone, eh? Oh-ho, you're a riot, Fred.

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[chuckles nervously]

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Just a gag, Sandy. No hard feelings, huh, pal?

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I came prepared for you this year, Flintstone.

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Just a gag, Fred. He-he-he.

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No hard feelings, huh, pal?

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- Shake. - 'You're okay, Sandy.'

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[buzzing]

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[indistinct mumbling]

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Sorry about that, Fred.

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Here, have a cigar.

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Nothing like a good laugh, huh, Fred?

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Have a light.

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Naturally, this is one of those..

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...exploding cigars.

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Like I was saying, Fred. You're a regular riot.

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Boy, do I hate guys that can't take a joke.

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(Barney) I'm glad to hear you say that, Fred.

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Because I got a little something that will hand you a big laugh.

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Oh, what is it, Barney?

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[screams]

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[laughs]

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Sure glad you can take a joke, Fred.

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Out. Out, out, out!

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I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

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Boy, do I hate practical jokers.

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Fred, are you gonna take part in any of the games?

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Are you kidding?

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I gave up kids' games in the third grade.

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What's wrong with him?

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I have a feeling he's not much of a mingler today.

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[giggling]

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(male #1) 'Gangway, Flintstone!'

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We're practicing for the three-legged race.

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Uh, somebody oughta throw a net over those guys.

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Oh, brother, this is too much.

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Hey, Dino, come here, boy.

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[yelping]

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Come on, Dino. Let's you and me find

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a nice, cool place to relax.

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Where there are no screwballs around.

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[yelping]

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[panting]

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Wow, climbing this hill was a real workout.

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May as well rest a little before we go back to the picnic.

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'Besides, I don't wanna watch any of those silly games'

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like wheelbarrow racing, singalong

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spoon-leg contest and..

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...all the crazy..

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[snoring]

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[snoring]

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Hey, I must have fallen asleep.

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Guess that climb really pooped me out.

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[yawns]

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[groans] I feel stiff as a board.

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[chuckles]

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It must be old age creeping up on me.

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Well, I better get Dino and go back to that dull picnic.

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Here, Dino! Come here, boy!

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'Come here, boy! Dino!'

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'Here, boy. Come, boy.'

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Huh. Guess he got tired of waiting

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and went back by himself.

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I better do the same before Wilma gets sore at me.

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How do you like that?

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Some wise guy joker glued a beard on me

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while I was sleeping.

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What a sneaky trick.

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What kinda glue is this?

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I bet Barney did this

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'cause I didn't laugh at his corny joke.

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Boy, that must be pretty strong glue.

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This thing is on for good.

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I'll get it off later. Right now, I better get back.

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I don't get it. Place is deserted.

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All the people gone. Even the tables are gone.

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They must have all gone to another picnic area.

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Maybe if I hurry, I'd catch up to 'em.

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Ooh!

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The whiskers again.

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I can see where this thing is gonna give me a lot of trouble.

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There's only one way to get this beard out of the way.

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It may not look so hot, but I won't trip over it anymore.

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I'm gonna clobber that Barney for doing this to me.

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Holy mackerel! That's the biggest jackrabbit I ever saw.

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Ouch.

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I got him.

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Hey, you're not a jackrabbit.

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No kidding.

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I ain't got enough trouble, now it's trigger-happy hunters.

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Gee, I'm sorry, old man.

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Say, uh, do you know where everyone

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from the Slate Company picnic went?

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Slate Company? Slate? Hm.

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The only Slate Company I know of went out of business

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about 20 years ago.

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What are you talking about?

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I was at the picnic an hour ago.

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Oh, never mind. I'll find them myself.

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Oh, it must be awful to grow old and absent-minded.

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Not a sign of anyone.

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Hey, might as well go home.

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It's a long walk to Bedrock too.

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Especially dragging this false beard all the way.

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Oh, boy, when I get home, that wise guy Barney

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is gonna get it good.

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Well, I made it

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with all my aching back.

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Hey, what's this?

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"Welcome to Bedrock. Population, 30,000"

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Uhh, I never saw that before.

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Only 2000 people live in Bedrock.

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Somebody sure goofed on that sign.

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I'll have to report this to the town council.

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The pool hall.

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Hey, why don't I have one of the gang drive me home.

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I might even shoot a game myself first.

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[chuckles]

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Hiya, fellas.

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Anyone seen Sam Shaleface or, or Ricky Rockslide?

263
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Sorry, never heard of 'em, pops.

264
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What do you mean? I play pool with them all the time.

265
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I'm Fred Flintstone.

266
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You ever hear of a Flintstone, Marvin?

267
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- I never heard of him. - Try the old folks' home, pops.

268
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I don't understand it.

269
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I didn't see one familiar face in there.

270
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Oh, well, I'll just walk the rest of the way.

271
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Home at last.

272
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Boy, I'm glad to be here.

273
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I'm not even sore at Barney anymore.

274
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I'll, uh, sneak in and give Wilma a big surprise kiss.

275
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[kisses]

276
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Hiya, honey.

277
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Eeeh! A man.

278
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You should be ashamed of yourself

279
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sneaking into a woman's house.

280
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And at your age too.

281
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But, lady, this is my house. I live here.

282
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My husband bought me something to take care of men like you.

283
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Fang. Here, Fang.

284
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Sic him, boy.

285
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[growling]

286
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Yikes!

287
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[screaming]

288
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Really, some of these old men are worse than the young ones.

289
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I don't get it. Maybe Barney next door could tell me

290
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what's going on.

291
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Hey, Barney, open up!

292
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You're a bit early for Halloween, aren't you, buddy?

293
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- You're not Barney. - Who?

294
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Uh, Barney Rubble. Doesn't he live here?

295
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000
[laughs] That's a hot one.

296
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B.J. Rubble, the multi-millionaire living here?

297
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You're a regular comedian, mister.

298
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Barney Rubble. A millionaire?

299
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000
'Yeah, struck it rich in oil years ago.'

300
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Mr. Rubble lives way up there on top of that hill.

301
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'Calls the estate Sandstone Simeon.'

302
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Everyone knows about B.J. Rubble, the millionaire.

303
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You must have been asleep for the last 20 years, pal.

304
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Gee. Maybe he's right.

305
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Maybe I have been asleep for 20 years.

306
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Like in that Rip Van Winklestone story.

307
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I've slept my whole life away.

308
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My family's gone. My friends, disappeared.

309
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Barney is rich.

310
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Barney! He'll remember me.

311
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I'm his best friend

312
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and he'll know where Wilma and Pebbles are.

313
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"Sandstone Simeon. Estate of B.J. Rubble, multi-millionaire."

314
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Boy, I guess he did hit it rich.

315
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000
'Just look at this place.'

316
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000
'Must have cost at least couple of thousand bucks.'

317
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Oh, boy, will I be glad to see a friendly face.

318
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Hold it, buddy.

319
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Is Mr. B.J. Rubble expecting you?

320
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What do you mean expecting me. I'm his best friend.

321
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,000
- I'm Fred Flintstone. - One moment, gramps.

322
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If Rubble thinks I'm calling him B.J.

323
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he's got another guest coming.

324
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Here's another guy claiming to be Fred Flintstone

325
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to see you, sir. Shall I, uh, send him away?

326
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Uh, Flintstone, uh.. Alright, send him up.

327
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Could it be Fred Flintstone after all these years?

328
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The master will see you in the drawing room.

329
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No kidding. I didn't know Barney could draw.

330
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Oh, dear. Another of the master's crude friends.

331
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Imagine Barney having all this dough

332
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000
and I wasn't around to help him enjoy it.

333
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000
This could be another phony saying he's Fred.

334
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
'I'll have to check him out carefully.'

335
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
Uh, that will be all, Stonyslaus.

336
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000
You may finish polishing my Rocks Royce.

337
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Now, uh, who did you say you were?

338
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Don't you know me, Barney?

339
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
I'm Fred. Fred Flintstone.

340
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
Well, uh, you could be

341
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,000
but it's been a long time, and I gotta make sure.

342
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000
Uh, there's an old pal of yours.

343
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
'He'll know if you're the real McCoy.'

344
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
'I mean, the real Flintstone.'

345
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,000
It's Dino. My old faithful dog Dino.

346
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000
'Here, Dino. Come on, pal.'

347
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
'It's me, Fred.'

348
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Huh?

349
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
[yelping]

350
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Come to papa, Dino.

351
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
[Fred laughs]

352
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000
You haven't forgotten me, have you, Dino?

353
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Fred. It's you. It's really you.

354
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
[sniffles] Oh, welcome home, friend.

355
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
- Welcome home. - Thanks, Barney.

356
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Oh, for a while there, I thought I'd never see

357
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
anyone I knew again.

358
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000
I-I suppose you're wondering where I've been all these years.

359
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Well, the thought has crossed my mind. Where have you been?

360
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Well, as near as I can figure it out, I was asleep.

361
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,000
You see, it all started that day at the picnic.

362
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000
And when I woke up, nothing was the same.

363
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Everybody is gone.

364
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000
I don't even know what happened to Wilma and Pebbles.

365
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,000
Uh, Pebbles married my boy Bamm-Bamm

366
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
and they live with me.

367
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000
- Oh. - Oh, she's a beauty, Fred.

368
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000
- Hey, you want to see her? - Sure, Barney, sure.

369
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Only one thing. Don't tell her who I am.

370
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
I have been away too long

371
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000
and Pebbles may not be able to adjust to all this.

372
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Just let me look at her an-an-and just fade away.

373
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Yeah, I understand, Fred.

374
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Hey, uh, Pebbles, Bamm-Bamm.

375
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Will you come in here a minute.

376
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
(Bamm-Bamm) 'Coming, dad.'

377
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Hi, dad.

378
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,000
Oh, I see you have company.

379
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Oh, yeah, Pebbles, I'd like you to meet, uh

380
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Mr...uh, uh, Glump.

381
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
'Yeah, an old friend. An old buddy.'

382
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Hello, Mr. Glump.

383
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Uh..

384
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000
You're as lovely as Barney said.

385
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Thank you. This is my husband Bamm-Bamm.

386
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Pleased to meet you, Mr. Glump.

387
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Thanks, son.

388
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
That's Bamm-Bamm alright.

389
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Sorry to rush off, Mr. Glump

390
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
but we're off to our summer place.

391
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Oh, sure, sure.

392
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
So.. So long, kids.

393
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
(Pebbles) 'Goodbye Mr. Glump.'

394
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
(Bamm-Bamm) 'Bye, sir.'

395
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
They're wonderful kids, Fred.

396
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000
And I'm glad to say they are living happily ever after.

397
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Yep. And I missed watching them grow up.

398
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Because you were a grouchy old bear

399
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
and you wandered off alone at the picnic.

400
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
'What about Wilma, Barn?'

401
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
'How is she? Wh-wh-where can I find her?'

402
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Oh, she's fine, Fred.

403
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000
After you disappeared, Betty and I sorta took care of her.

404
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000
She's livin' in a nice little cottage on my estate.

405
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
Uh, you can find her there.

406
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000
I wonder if she'll remember me.

407
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000
This is the latest I've ever come home.

408
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
[door unlocks]

409
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000
(Wilma) Yes, who is it?

410
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Come on, come on, speak up.

411
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Oh, it's a brush salesman.

412
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Sorry, young man. I have plenty of brushes.

413
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Wilma, don't you know me? It's Fred.

414
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000
'Sorry, young man. I've got plenty of bread.'

415
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
I said Fred, not bread.

416
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Speak into the tube, will you, young man?

417
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
I said I'm Fred, not bread!

418
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Well, you don't have to shout, you know.

419
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Somehow, I have this pictured

420
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000
as a much more sentimental meeting.

421
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Stop mumbling, will you?

422
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:57,000
I said, I'm Fred, your long lost husband Fred.

423
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Fred? My Fred?

424
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
After all these years?

425
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Could it be possible?

426
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Here, let me look at you.

427
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
By golly, look at that tummy.

428
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
It is Fred.

429
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Oh, Fred, you've come home to me at last.

430
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
But what happened? Where have you been?

431
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Were you kidnapped?

432
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Did you get hit on the head and lose your memory?

433
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Or maybe you were shanghaied?

434
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Well, not exactly, honey.

435
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
I just fell asleep.

436
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
You fell asleep?

437
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
You mean, for 20 years?

438
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000
I didn't mind you taking a nap once in a while

439
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
but you fall asleep for 20 years

440
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000
and leave me to raise our daughter alone

441
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
without a father.

442
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Why, the nerve of it. When will you wake up, Fred?

443
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Wake up. Wake up.

444
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Wake up.

445
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Wake up, Fred, wake up.

446
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Huh? I'm-I'm sorry, Wilma.

447
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
I-I didn't mean to do it.

448
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000
- I'm sorry. - Come on, Fred. Wake up.

449
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
The games are about to start.

450
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Wha..

451
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Wilma, it's you.

452
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000
And you're young and beautiful.

453
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Oh, thanks, Fred.

454
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
But are you going to join in the fun

455
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
or are you going to sleep your life away?

456
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000
You bet I'm gettin' in on the fun.

457
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Oh-oh boy!

458
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
[kisses]

459
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
I get a second chance.

460
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Let me at them picnickers. I'll show 'em how to have fun.

461
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:32,000
A nap just seems to do wonders for Fred.

462
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Here comes Fred. I wonder if I can talk him

463
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
into entering the wheelbarrow race.

464
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,000
You bet, pal. We're gonna sweep the event.

465
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Gangway! Here come the champs!

466
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:50,000
And the winner is the team of Flintstone and Rubble.

467
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Ha-ha! Oh, boy, Barney.

468
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,000
We got this race all tied up.

469
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000
And now, for the pie-eating contest

470
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000
between Sandy and Flintstone.

471
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Gentlemen, are you ready?

472
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Yes, sir.

473
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Sorry, Sandy, but when it comes to eating pies

474
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
I take the cake. Ha-ha-ha.

475
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
'Alright, go.'

476
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
[gulping]

477
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Okay, now what's for dessert?

478
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
[all laughing]

479
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
I wonder what got into Fred.

480
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
He's the life of the party.

481
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
I'm not sure.

482
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
But I'm gonna have him take naps more often.

483
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Hey, Fred, how about posing for a picture?

484
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
[chuckles]

485
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000
This is really a trick camera, Rubble.

486
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
I'm gonna cure Flintstone of his practical joking

487
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
once and for all.

488
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Okay, Fred, watch the birdie.

489
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
[laughs]

490
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Oh, you're a riot, Mr. Slate.

491
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000
[laughs] It's the funniest gag I've ever seen.

492
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:05,000
You must be exhausted, Fred. You've been in every event.

493
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Why not? That's what picnics are for.

494
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000
(Mr. Slate) 'May I everyone's attention, please.'

495
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Once again, it is my pleasure to give the annual Slate award

496
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000
to the most inspirational employee of the year.

497
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000
And this year, we have a surprise winner.

498
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
A man who won every event

499
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000
and by his good humor and sportsmanship

500
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000
made our picnic a  big  success.

501
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
'Fred Flintstone.'

502
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
[applauding]

503
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Who, me?

504
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Oh, Fred, I'm so proud of you.

505
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
Yeah, congratulations, pal.

506
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
You deserve it.

507
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Let's hear it for him, gang.

508
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
(all) ♪ For he is a jolly good fellow ♪

509
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
♪ For he is a jolly good fellow ♪

510
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000
♪ For he is a jolly good fellow ♪

511
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000
♪ Which nobody can deny ♪♪

512
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Ah, thanks, gang.

513
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Yabba-dabba-doo!

514
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
[all laughing]

515
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
[theme music]

516
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

517
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,000
♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

518
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

519
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:29,000
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

520
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
♪ Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

521
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

522
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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

524
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♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

527
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Wilma!