[theme song]
[squawking]
Yabba-dabba-doo!
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪
♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪
♪ A dabba doo time ♪
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
(Stonefinger) 'Welcome to the international headquarters
of Splush, gentlemen.
You've been called here to receive
a most interesting new assignment
difficult and challenging.
[laughing]
I think I'll ask for a transfer.
Quiet!
When Stonefinger speaks
he demands silence.
Now then, your assignment.
You are to kidnap Dr. Olaf Rockenheimer.
Rockenheimer?
The guy who discovered
how to turn ordinary stone into uranium rock?
I'm glad you read the newspapers.
His picture has never been published
but we found one.
Study the face, memorize it. We need him now.
There is a very high bidder waiting to buy that formula.
But Rockenheimer is in hidin'.
Every syndicate is tryin' to find him.
The difference being what Stonefinger wants
Stonefinger...gets!
thud
Boy, what an exciting picture.
Sure makes being a plain old housewife seem dull.
Gee, uh, sorry about that, Betty.
Hey, I tell you what.
You become a lady jewel thief
and I'll stay home and take care of the house.
[both laughing]
(Betty) Oh, Barney
I just wish for once in our lives
we could have an adventure.
Take that car that's been following us for instance.
Huh? There's a car following us?
Sure. All the way home.
It's probably just going our way.
But wouldn't it be exciting
if it was filled with international spies
and they were after us?
[Betty and Wilma laughing]
What do you think? Could it be him?
No beard, no moustache, no glasses. Hard to tell.
We keep following discretely.
Of course, discretely.
Didn't I go to spy school?
I think they're still following us.
Uh-huh, but if they capture us
we won't talk.
[both giggling]
Right, no matter what they do
they'll never make us reveal
the secret of our quick-rising cactus berry muffins.
[both laughing]
thud
Hey, Fred, they bumped into us.
Clumsy, I told you not to follow so close.
I know what I'm doin'.
Then do it and get out of here
before we're identified.
Boy, some guys sure think they own the road.
Don't complain, Fred.
It's the most excitement we've had all month.
You could say that again.
Say, how about a goodnight snack.
Ooh, that sounds great.
(Betty) Well, not very exciting, but okay.
It's the best I have to offer.
The girls are right, Barn.
We've allowed ourselves to get in a rut.
Well, we don't have to stay there, Fred.
Yeah.
I guess we could find a new hobby.
Well, I didn't mean that.
I meant, uh, if we want excitement
we can always call..
Ooh!
Quiet, Barney.
Don't you remember what happened the last time we called him?
Well, yeah, but suppose this time he just said--
Don't mention his name!
That little wizard means nothin' but trouble.
We haven't given him a fair chance.
I don't care, the last person we need in our lives
is The Great Gazoo.
Oop!
You called, gentlemen?
Well, no, not really.
There's nothing wrong with my hearing.
You called.
And about time I must say.
I'll never get back home
if you don't allow me to do
any good deeds.
Now, what do you want?
- Excitement. - Nothing.
Good! I like your idea better.
- What did you have in mind? - Now, just a minute.
Quiet.
Would you mind waiting on the ceiling?
[snaps finger]
Now then, what would you like?
A tidal wave, perhaps? Or maybe a nice earthquake?
I told you, Barney, this guy is bad news.
Now, get me down!
(Gazoo) 'Hee-hee-hee. Oh, very well.'
[snaps finger]
Easy, easy!
[snaps finger]
Gazoo, as I said before
you are nothing but trouble.
You're absolutely right.
My bad impulses do take over.
Please give me another chance.
Shh, shh, shh, here come the girls.
Oh, they can't see or hear me. What's the difference?
(Wilma) 'Come and get 'em, boys.'
Our super spy submarine specials.
Oops!
Watch it, Wilma.
There. You see now? Now I'm on the right track.
How did that.. Uh, h-how did I..
Good trick, Wilma.
Yeah. What do you do for an encore? Heh-heh.
I would have sworn I tripped.
Oh, well, sandwich anyone?
Looks good.
You all need a vacation.
Take your wives on a round the world trip.
Ah-uh, no good.
What do you mean no good?
You haven't even tried the sandwich.
Uh-uh, I-I, I, I didn't mean--
Oh, forget it, Fred.
See? Hyper-tensious, super-sensitive.
She needs a change.
This is no time
to talk about anything.
I heard that, and it's fine with me.
Oh, u-uh, come on, Barney, it's getting late.
It certainly is. Now what do you want?
Will you please get out of here and leave us alone?
Well, you don't have to push, Fred Flintstone.
We're going. Goodnight.
That Gazoo is trouble
nothing but trouble.
Hey, Fred. Fred. The parkus porkus car's in back
I-I, I mean the pack is.. Uh, I mean..
Oh, boy. Hey, Fred!
What are you talking about?
The car, Fred. It's here. It's ours. We won it.
Hey, come on, look.
You never even told me
you entered the contest
and in both our names.
I-it says so on the registration. See.
Oh-ho, what a pal you are.
Ours? Contest?
Yeah, the contest from the movie.
There wasn't any contest, Barney.
Oh, there had to be, Fred.
It's the same kind of car that was in the movie last night
a-and if there wasn't a contest
we couldn't have won this car.
Uh, could we?
Of course not, dum-dum.
But your wives don't have to know that.
Tell them you did, and the car's yours.
Oh, no, you don't.
The answer is definitely
positively..
Ours? How come?
To make amends for all the trouble I've caused.
I am supposed to grant you your wishes.
And I felt you wishing for a car like this many times.
Ho-ho, it's like a dream, Fred.
Well, wake up and get smart, Barney.
This can only lead to more trouble.
Take it away.
Suit yourself.
poof
Now we're being sensible.
Don't you feel better, Barney?
- No. - Me neither.
Well, do you want it or don't you?
- We want it! We want it! - We want it! We want it!
poof
Now put us
you know where.
poof
I would suggest caution
till you get the feel of the car, gentlemen.
You, sir, are talking
to the original hot-rodders.
- Switch on. - Contact.
vroom
Ho-ho, boy.
How this baby hugs the road.
This is the life, huh, Fred? We got it made.
'Hey, go faster.'
(Fred) Okay, Barn.
And to think you were worried about trouble.
- Who, me? - Yes, sir.
When you own a car like this, nothing can go wrong.
[siren wailing]
Pull..
[panting]
...over.
Nothing can go wrong, huh?
Watch an expert, pal.
Congratulations, mister.
You just broke the sound barrier.
I, uh, realize I was going
rather fast, my good man, but--
- License? - Certainly.
As you can see by my car, I'm a man of certain influence
not unknown in political and, uh, police circles.
Oh, sorry, Mr. Flintstone, I should have looked closer.
See what I mean, Barn? He he he.
I gotta hand it to you, Fred.
Somethin' like that would never work for me.
I guess I don't look impressive enough.
That could be Dr. Rockenheimer.
Get your camera and get his picture.
Right.
And at this distance, I better use a telephoto lens.
'I wanna get a good clear shot of him.'
Wow, really. With these I could take pictures of the moon.
Get him to look this way.
Hiya, fella.
Um, hi.
That's it. Hold it.
[drilling]
You got it?
All done.
'Let's see how it came out.'
(male #1) 'Hey, that's pretty good. You did a good job.'
(male #2) 'Thanks.'
I never get any credit.
Hey, Fred, that car over there.
Doesn't that look like the one that hit us last night?
I think we have found our man.
Let's get this picture back to Splush headquarters
and compare it with the other one.
Right.
Uh, there's somethin' funny goin' on here.
Now that I know who you are
I fixed it in the usual way, Mr. Flintstone.
I, uh, figured you would.
Hey, wait a minute! This ticket's for 50 bucks!
That's the usual way.
Pleasure doing business with you.
[mumbling]
I had this picture you gentlemen brought in enlarged.
And the results were excellent.
When we compare the two
the resemblance is startling.
Now then, we do a bit of deductive reasoning.
If an ordinary fellow is suddenly driving
a very expensive car
'we are led to the conclusion that he is perhaps'
'not so ordinary.'
'And if he is not so ordinary'
where did he get such an extraordinary car?
You know as well as I do, Stonefinger.
Another syndicate's tryin' to bribe him.
A reasonable conclusion, if we have the right man.
- 'Hey, that's him.' - Yeah, it's Dr. Rockenheimer.
I'm inclined to agree with you.
What have you been waiting for, you lump-headed dorks?
Get him here!
Get that hood, Barn. Gotta keep her shining.
(Barney) I'm shinin', I'm shinin'.
[panting]
If he's doing the shining
how come I'm out of breath?
Tell you the truth, Fred, you were right.
This car is turning into one big headache.
You mean one big wallet-ache.
$50 ticket, license, registration, insurance.
Well, at least the girls have been sensible about it.
We're sure lucky there, Barney.
It didn't turn their heads.
(Barney) 'No, sir, Fred. They just accepted the fact we won it.'
Hey, why does the fat one
call Dr. Rockenheimer Barney?
Their whole conversation is a cover-up
in case anyone is listening like us.
Oh.
Well, how do we look?
[Pebbles babbling]
(Fred) 'What is all this, Wilma?'
Our wardrobe for the car.
You can't drive a Maserati wearing a house dress.
Why not?
Listen to them, Wilma. They're kidding us.
I sure hope there's a joke someplace.
These outfits we have on are just for Sunday
'when we're out driving and everyone's looking at us.'
(Betty) For the rest of the week we have more dignified things.
Come on in the house and we'll model them for you.
How are we gonna pay for all that stuff?
The same way we paid for the car.
Uh, you go in. I'll call the Great Gazoo.
- Hey, he's alone. - Now's our chance.
Gazoo, yo-hoo.
Oh, Great Gazoo, we need you.
Hey, what's he doin'?
Why is he a lookin' up and callin' Great Gazoo?
He must be signaling a stoney-copter.
Hey, we better get out of here.
Yeah, we'll get him later.
Here, Gazoo. Don't fade out again.
We need you. Right now.
Hey, Fred, can I see you for a minute?
Did you get some money? Did Gazoo come through?
Uh, he didn't show up, Fred. Now, what do we do?
Oh, boy, we're in trouble, Barn.
They must have bought a couple of hundred bucks worth of stuff
all because of that car.
Yeah, that beautiful, gorgeous, pain-in-the-neck car.
I wish we could get rid of it.
(Fred) 'Great, Barney! Great idea!'
- Let's go. - Go where?
We'll sell it.
"Used cars."
This is it. They'll love to get hold of this car.
Good afternoon, gentlemen, and may I tell you
this is your lucky day.
It is? How come?
Because I'm going to sell you a car of your choice
regardless of how much money you have for a down payment.
- But we have a car. - And it's a beauty.
I know. You want a second car. Right?
No, we wanna sell.
Oh. Um, I'll give you 20 bucks.
Ah, you don't understand. This is the car we wanna sell.
Oh, well, the boss will fire me, but make it $75.
What are you talkin' about? Seventy-five bucks?
vroom
A hundred cash.
We'd be better off givin' it away.
Hey! Why not?
Let some poor unfortunate soul get it like we did
as a gift.
Fred, you got nothin' but heart.
Correction, Barney. I got nothin' but bills.
[both laughing]
Hey, you are, get your free Maserati here.
No strings. Nothing to sign. Just get in and drive away.
Anyone want a beautiful car free?
Step right up, folks. Here it is.
The chance of a lifetime.
A beautiful gorgeous Maserati free.
Hey, they're tryin' to give away their car.
It must be part of a pre-arranged plan. Aha!
See? An international plot. That postman's gonna take it.
That's no postman, that's a police officer.
A ticket? But there's no law against givin' away a car.
No, sir, but you can't leave it in a no-parking zone
while you're doing it.
No-parking zone? I didn't see any sign saying..
Oh!
Oh, boy. Another 50 bucks.
This is the end.
- Gazoo! - Hey, Gazoo-oo-oo!
Gazoo, get down here!
Gazoo!
Good gracious, what a ruckus!
Now, what seems to be your problem?
You are Great Gazoo.
Now get this straight. First, we don't want this car.
Very well. No car.
snap
Next, we don't need your help. We don't need you.
We would like it if we never saw you again.
I'll have to report this, you know.
Go ahead.
Come on, Barn, let's go.
- Are you very sure? - You bet we are.
- Well, arrivederci. - Areva, areva.
Well, that's done.
Yeah, I don't even mind the long walk home.
Hey, what are they doin' now?
They're comin' this way.
Looks like we'll have to take the fat one too.
Hey, Fred, what are we goin' to tell the girls about the car?
Simple. We'll tell 'em that it was stolen.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Two guys knocked us out and grabbed the car..
I don't know, Fred. That's pretty far-fetched.
Let's go.
(Barney) 'Uh, don't you think so, Fred?'
bam
(male #1) 'That's one.'
bam
And this makes two.
[laughs]
Oh, my head. Where are we?
- Why'd you hit me, Barney? - I didn't, Fred.
Well, whoever did, wants us to stay.
Yeah. Hey, there's no way out except for that door.
And I bet it's locked.
Wonder what the reason for all this is anyway.
Hey, look, Fred, it's open.
thud
I don't know about you, Fred, but I'm scared.
Yeah. I never thought I'd appreciate that little wizard.
But, boy, do we need him now.
Hey, Great Gazoo.
It's no good, Fred.
We told him never to come back here, remember?
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, maybe if we ask him
real nice-like to come back.
- Please, Gazoo. - Give us a hand, huh?
Pretty please.
[evil laughter]
There's no use calling for help, Dr. Rockenheimer.
Who's Rockenheimer? And who are you?
My identity is unimportant.
It's yours that counts, Dr. Rockenheimer.
[laughing]
But I'm not Dr. Rockenheimer. I'm Barney Rubble.
Silence! Do not insult my intelligence.
Now, listen, you.
Just be careful how you talk to my friend here.
Quiet!
bam
You'll share the good doctor's fate
unless he talks.
Oh, yeah? Well, you don't scare me.
Really? Well, look behind you.
click
- At what? - The wall of your cell.
'Watch.'
[snarling]
Oh-ho-oh, no! A horosaurus!
Oh, yes, a horosaurus.
I-I-I-I changed my mind.
W-w-what do you want him to-to talk about?
We want his uranium rock formula and we want it now.
Oh, but honest, I'm just plain old Barney Rubble.
The only formula I know is for my son Bamm-Bamm's bottle.
My little horosaurus hasn't been fed for a week.
I will raise his bars a bit each time you do not answer.
click
[snarling]
O-oh-oh, boy! Fake it, Barney.
- Make up somethin'. - Uh, yeah.
Uh, th-the formula is, uh
uh, H-2-O plus, uh
P-I-R-square
uh, uh, plus, uh
uh, lactose extra maltose.
Enough! That is a baby bottle formula.
(Barney) 'Oh, boy.'
Now, if I can't have the real formula
neither will my rivals.
click
'Bon voyage, gentlemen.'
[snarling]
This is it, Fred.
Gazoo!
Well, what a ridiculous situation this is.
Oh, boy, are we glad to see you.
Yes, I could imagine.
[snarling]
Oh, do stop that noise.
[snaps finger]
[growling meekly]
'Yeah, that's better.'
You shall not escape.
click
I presume this is the way out, so away with the bars.
snap
And you, sir, started out robbin' life
so you'll have to start over.
snap
[babbling]
Well, masters, shall we leave?
Gazoo, you're the greatest.
Naturally. He he he.
(male #1) 'The alarm came from down this way.'
Uh-oh, more company.
Mr. Stonefinger must be in trouble.
We're comin', Mr. Stonefinger.
It appears they wish to join their friend. Very well.
snap
[babbling]
He he he he.
Like Barney said, you're the greatest, Gazoo.
That's how I got my name, Dum-Dum.
[laughter]
Well, you're almost home. I'll leave you now.
- Hey, wait. - Now, what?
I can't figure you sometimes.
You're supposed to give us what we want
yet you let us get into terrible trouble.
Certainly. How else are you going to learn the difference
between what you really want and what you think you want?
Huh? Uh, say that again.
Ah, do me a favor. Sleep on it. Bye.
Come back soon.
When it's time. When it's time.
Fred, is that you?
(Fred) 'Hi, honey.'
I didn't hear your car drive up.
Oh, um, yeah.
Uh, girls, a lot has happened today.
Now, we don't want you to get upset
but, uh, the car is gone.
- Gone? - Oh, yeah. We gave it back.
Why?
Because, Wilma, we couldn't afford
to live up to a car like that.
Betty, it worked!
Please don't be unhappy.
- Oh-ho, forgive us, Fred. - Huh?
We played a trick on you
to convince you we couldn't afford that car.
You fellas loved it so much
we were afraid you'd never see the truth.
So we acted the way you were going to act
if we hadn't gotten there first.
[chuckles]
I told you they were practical, Barney.
In their cute little sneaky way.
Hey, let's celebrate and have some real fun.
- Oh, boy. - Ehh, what kind of fun?
Our kind of fun, Barney. Let's just stay home.
And curl up in front of the TV.
And make some popcorn.
And just relax and be us.
He he he. Yeah, that's the best idea I've heard all week.
I told you they were jewels, Barn.
Girls, we are with you.
[all laughing]
[sighs]
You know, it's a pleasure doing good deeds
for these kind of people.
Yes, indeed.
[instrumental music]
[theme song]
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪
♪ A dabba doo time ♪
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
Wilma!