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[theme song]

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[siren blaring]

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Yabba-dabba-doo!

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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

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♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

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[chuckles]

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Worked like a charm, huh, Barney?

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Boy, Fred, you could sell an anchor to a drowning man.

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Betty swallowed that story, hook, pin, and ball.

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I hope I can do as well with Wilma.

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You better, Barn, on an operation like this

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there is no room for error.

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What're you doing with that bowling ball?

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We're going bowling, aren't we?

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Not if our wives see you with that, we're not.

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Now, I'm going inside, give me about a minute with Wilma

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'and then you'll hear me say real loud'

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"I hope nothing comes up," that's when you come in.

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When you say, "I hope nothing comes up."

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- I come in. - Right.

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Without the bowling ball.

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Yeah, I got you, pal.

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Wilma honey, I'm home!

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Fred, dear, I didn't hear you come in

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I was doing the washing.

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[chuckles] Isn't it about time you stopped working

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and got ready to go out for dinner?

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Fred, this is the first time you remembered

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without being reminded.

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Why, I've been thinking about it all day.

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There isn't anything I'd rather do.

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I sure hope nothing comes up to spoil it.

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[yelping]

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[cooing]

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I don't understand, Fred. What could possibly come up?

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Eh, what's that?

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Eh, would you say that a little louder, Wilma?

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I said, what could possibly come up?

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Oh, what could possibly come up?

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Well, I sure hope nothing comes up!

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Uh-oh.

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Oops.

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Now, what could that be coming up?

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[muttering] Uh, is a-a Fred home, Wilma?

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Who do you think opened the door stupid?

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O-ow, Fred, uh, something just came up.

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Oh, that so, Barney, what is it?

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Well, i-i-it's uh, pin and ball time.

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[stammering]

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Pin and ball time?

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Do you mean to tell me it's time to decide

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'whose wife is to receive one of the award pins'

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'at the next lodge ball?'

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(Barney) 'Uh, yeah, i-it's time again to decide'

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'whose wife is, is gonna get the pin award'

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at the, oh, at the ball and uh, I, uh--

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And we've got to be at the lodge tonight

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because we're on the committee.

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[cooing] Ball!

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The pin and ball committee?

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Uh, yeah, yeah, tha-that's right, Wilma.

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I was supposed to tell Fred and I forgot all about it.

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[cooing] Ball, ball!

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Eh-eh, we're on the committee.

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Doggone it, and I wanted to take Wilma out to dinner.

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Well, these emergencies can't be helped

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I mean, uh, if you're on a committee.

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Is this your bowling ball, Barney?

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Huh, uh, no.

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I-I've never seen it before.

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(Wilma) Oh, then I'll just throw it in the thrash.

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Pebbles might play with it and hurt herself.

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- Huh, uh, no-- - No, Barney, no!

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(Barney) 'Wilma, that is my bowling ball!'

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It seems to be always rolling out of my house.

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You two should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Pin and ball committee indeed.

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'You've both got bowling written all over you.'

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Wilma, are you accusing us of telling a lie?

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Of course, look at it, I'm not an ogre.

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I know you have to have a certain amount of recreation.

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'Why don't you just try'

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'telling the truth and see what happens?'

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- 'You might be surprised.' - Okay, Wilma.

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Honey, tonight's the night of the big playoff

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between Slate Rock and the Dobe Mixers.

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'And Barney and me, we're the anchormen.'

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- 'We've got to be there.' - Now.

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That's acting like a grown man.

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Doesn't it feel good to tell the truth?

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Yeah, sorta gives me goosebumps.

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Well, honey, what do you say, can I go bowling?

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No, you're taking me out to dinner!

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[grunts] Gazoo! Gazoo!

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Where are you?

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You really think Gazoo can help us?

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Well, if he can't, nobody can.

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Hey, Gazoo!

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What's getting two guys out of the house

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so they can go bowling compared to making a trip

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down here from his planet?

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Well, uh, when he shows up, we'll leave it to him.

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(Fred) Sure, that is if he answers. You know how sound he sleeps.

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Hey, uh, let's rest for a while, I'm beat.

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Okay.

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Hey, what's the big idea?

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Why don't you look where you're sitting?

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Gazoo, we've been looking all over for you.

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I've been here right under your nose all the time.

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[chuckles]

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Well, what's on your mind?

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Well, we've got a bowling playoff game tonight and--

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Forget it, I don't know the first thing about bowling.

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Now, just a minute, Gazoo, you were sent down here

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to do good deeds and serve us.

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'So far, you haven't done anything but sleep.'

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Okay, okay, I'll help you, don't make a scene.

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Well, now, what's the problem?

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Well, it's like I said

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we got this very important bowling match.

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Yeah, but our wives insist we take 'em to dinner.

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Let's see, you want to be in one place

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but you have to be in another, simple.

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It is? What do we do?

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Tell me, did you ever hear of a law that says

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there can't be two Freds and two Barneys?

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No, not that I can remember.

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- You Barn? - No, I never heard of that one.

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So..

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[snaps fingers]

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...now, there are.

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'Gentlemen, meet Fred and Barney nothings.'

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Hey, that's terrific.

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What's so terrific about it?

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Now, there's four of us that can't go bowling.

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Wrong, two can go bowling

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and two can take the wives to dinner.

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Don't you get it, Barn, we go bowling

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and our doubles double for us at home.

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Gazoo, I got one word for you.

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Yaba-daba-doo!

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Hey, hold it, Fred, I'm still not sure

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when these dummies talk to Betty and Wilma

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they're liable to spill everything they know

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then where will we be.

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You think I would take such a stupid chance?

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[chuckles] Watch!

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Alright nothings, attention!

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At ease.

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Now, hear this Fred and Barney Nothing

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while you're a Flintstone and a Rubble

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you will be able to say only one word each.

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You Fred, will only say "Yes."

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'And you Barney will only say "No."'

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- 'Is that clear?' - Yes, yes, yes.

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No, no, no.

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Good, good, good.

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My nothing doesn't understand.

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He said "No, no, no."

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Don't be so dumb, Barn, that's all he can say.

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When he says "No" he don't mean "No."

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- No? What does he mean? - No! He means "Yes."

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- 'Yes, what?' - Not "Yes, what?" "Yes, no."

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You see, if he, if he.. If he..

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[groans] Forget it, Barn.

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What do we do now, Gazoo?

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You might get out of here, let me go back to my nap.

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[snaps fingers]

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Hey, what're you doing? Where'd they go?

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At this precise moment, your doubles

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are waiting to take your wives out to dinner.

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[yawns]

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How about that? We're free to go bowling.

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I hate to be so dumb all the time

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but, uh, now, how do we get our bowling balls?

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Uh-oh, that does present a problem.

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Oh, very well.

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[snaps fingers]

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Next, you'll be asking me to be the pinball, eh?

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(Fred) 'Hold it, Gazoo, what do we do with Fred and Barney Nothing'

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'when we're through with 'em?'

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Bring them back to me and I'll snap them out.

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Now, get lost.

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Well, Barney, what're we waiting for?

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Let's get lost. Yaba-daba-doo!

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So, I caught the boys in a big lie

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and insisted they take us out to dinner.

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A-a-achoo!

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Oh, wouldn't you know the only thing I'm allergic to

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is face powder.

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You mean, that was all made-up, that business

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about the pin and ball committee?

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All but the pin and ball part, they were going bowling.

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How did you know they weren't telling the truth?

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(Wilma) 'Oh, that was easy.'

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Barney isn't half as good a liar as Fred is.

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And now for their punishment..

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(Betty) 'What do you have in mind?'

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The most expensive restaurant in town.

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Maison La Rock.

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They'll never agree to go there.

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(Wilma) 'At least worth a try while their consciences'

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are bothering them.

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Maybe we should tell them about these new dresses too.

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I can't think of a better time. Let's go.

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- Yes, yes, yes. - No, no, no.

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- Yes. - No.

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- Yes. - No.

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Fred dear, do you like my new dress?

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Yes, yes, yes.

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I-I bought a new dress too, Barney.

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You-you don't mind, do you?

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No, no, no.

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See, we've got them in the palms of our hands.

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Let's bring the restaurant on them.

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Just for being such naughty little boys

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'you're going to take us to Maison La Rock.'

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Yes, yes, yes.

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You sure you don't think it's too expensive, Barney?

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No, no, no.

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Well, let's go.

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Ladies and gentlemen, has this been a contest

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or has this been a contest?

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I'm telling you this has been a contest.

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Man about to bowl is Fred Flintstone

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'Slate's anchorman.'

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This little toss could finish the game

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one little itsy-bitsy strike

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and the Slates will chalk up another win

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which will cinch the series.

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There's class for you. What a bowler?

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'Look at him get a fix on that head pin.'

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- Atta-boy, Fred. - Yeah, go get him, pal.

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[drumroll]

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Before what might well be the final throw of the game

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let me remind you that our sponsor is Golpiz

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the dinosaur vitaminized vital.

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Ask your dinosaur what he wants for dinner.

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He'll tell you, "Golpiz."

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Okay, Mr. Flintstone, let it fly.

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[chuckles]

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[cheering]

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Atta-boy, pal.

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Well, that does it, ladies and gentlemen.

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The Slates knocked out the Dobe Mixers.

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And remember who brought this match to you

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it was eh-eh, it, uh, it came to you through the courtesy

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of, uh, "Golpiz."

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Delicious! Ask your dinosaur.

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[instrumental music]

259
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[chuckles]

260
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Guess we left those Dobe Mixers

261
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with mud on their faces, huh, Barn?

262
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You were superb, Fred, really magnificent.

263
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Not to mention pretty good.

264
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000
Eh, you better step on it, Fred

265
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000
we're a little late getting home.

266
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000
Oh, you're forgetting, Barney boy, at this moment

267
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we are entertaining our wives at dinner.

268
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Thanks to Fred and Barney Nothing.

269
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Hey, it slipped my mind, I wonder where they

270
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uh, uh, we took 'em.

271
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Probably the Bill and Joe's Beanery as usual.

272
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Look, Barn!

273
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,000
'Isn't that your car in the Maison La Rock parking lot?'

274
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000
Hey, yeah. Hey, what's going on?

275
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I can't even afford to park there.

276
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There may be a lot of things going on we can't afford.

277
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Let's have a look-see.

278
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[jazz music]

279
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Will you look at that, Barn?

280
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Those nothings have ordered everything on the menu.

281
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(Barney) 'And I thought my double was gonna say "No, no, no."'

282
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Oh, we better do something or those freeloaders

283
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000
are gonna eat up our life savings.

284
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000
And our wife savings.

285
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
Mind if Betty and I powder our noses?

286
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
No, no, no.

287
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000
It will be very thoughtful if there were bottle of champagne

288
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here when we get back.

289
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Yes, yes, yes.

290
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One bottle of champagne coming up.

291
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Champagne? Oh, boy.

292
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We gotta get those nothings back to Gazoo and snap out fast.

293
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000
Hey, watch it, Fred.

294
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000
Let's go, Barn, this is our chance.

295
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[applause]

296
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Okay, you nothings, the feast is over.

297
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Let's get going.

298
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Uh, you take mine, Fred. I'll take yours.

299
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It'll look better, huh?

300
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000
We're in luck, Barn, we'll soon be rid of these nothings.

301
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- 'Fred, Fred Flintstone?' - 'Yes, yes, yes.'

302
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,000
'Well, well, why don't you join the missus and me?'

303
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You're not in a hurry, are you?

304
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000
No, no, no.

305
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000
Barney, you see what I see?

306
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000
Yeah, y-y-your boss, and he's talking to us.

307
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Well, Fred, Barney, this is a pleasant surprise.

308
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000
- Do you come here often? - Yes, yes, yes.

309
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000
Well, I'm glad to hear it.

310
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I was thinking of giving Fred a raise.

311
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000
But if he can afford the Maison La Rock

312
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I guess he doesn't need it.

313
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No, no, no.

314
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Barney, of all the dumb things to say

315
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you killed my raise.

316
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I didn't say nothing, Fred.

317
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000
Oh, yeah, I-I'm getting a little confused.

318
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Come on, Barn, we better get to a phone

319
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and have those nothings paged before they lose me my job.

320
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000
- Where're you boys going? - Huh?

321
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
Oh, Wilma! Barney, look who's here?

322
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I'm looking. I'm looking.

323
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What's the matter with you two?

324
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
You act as though you'd never seen us before.

325
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Eh, uh, i-i-it's your dress, Wilma.

326
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000
Th-that's what I've never seen before.

327
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000
Uh, hey, that's a new one you have on, isn't it, Betty?

328
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Oh, you two, you're the end. Aren't they, Betty?

329
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
[chuckles] Yes, yes, yes.

330
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000
Barney, did you order the champagne?

331
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000
Uh, no, I thought it was a little too expensive.

332
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The champagne you ordered, sir.

333
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000
- Oh, boy. - I'm sure I said "No, no, no."

334
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Yeah, but I no doubt said "Yes, yes, yes."

335
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Say, Barney, how about dancing with Mrs. Slate?

336
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,000
- My arches have me grounded. - No, no, no.

337
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Uh, perhaps Mr. Flintstone would like to dance?

338
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
Yes, yes, yes.

339
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000
Well, that's nice of you, Fred.

340
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:47,000
I must say Rubble, Flintstone outclasses you two to one.

341
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
No, no, no.

342
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000
But yes, yes, yes.

343
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They're getting in over our heads, Barney.

344
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'My nothing is dancing with my boss' wife.'

345
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000
- Eh, what do we do now? - We dance.

346
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,000
You cut in and I'll cut out with Fred nothing.

347
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Wilma honey, would you care to trip the light fantastical?

348
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Why, Fred, you haven't danced with me in years.

349
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Hey, Betty, what do you say

350
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000
we give your new dress a whirl, huh?

351
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
I thought you'd never ask.

352
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[slow music]

353
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Uh, Betty honey, I see Fred's boss over there.

354
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
I-I'm going over and saying "Hello."

355
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Uh, we'll have the next dance, okay?

356
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Of course, Barney dear.

357
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Maybe you can talk him into giving Fred a raise?

358
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
Uh, yeah, yeah, could be, could be.

359
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000
- Uh, Fred, may I cut in? - Yes, yes, yes.

360
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Wilma honey, eh, yo-your dress is opening at back

361
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
y-you better go fix the zipper.

362
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Oh, dear.

363
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Uh, Mr. Rubble, do you mind

364
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
if we return to my table?

365
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000
I, uh, uh, bu-bu, I can't, Mrs. Slate.

366
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Well, I can, Mr. Rubble.

367
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
Hey, Fred, did you get rid of your double?

368
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000
No, no, no.

369
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000
- Are you sure you're not him? - Yes, yes.

370
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
- Can't you say anything else? - Yes, yes.

371
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
I'm sure I'm not him.

372
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Well, so am I.

373
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
'Cause there you are back at your boss' table.

374
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Oh-ho-ho, that gives me an idea.

375
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Come with me.

376
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
- Do I look like a waiter, Fred? - Yeah, a dumb waiter.

377
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Just keep that mop on your head.

378
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Uh, two soups coming up.

379
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
Oops.

380
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,000
That's too bad, boy, am I the clumsy one.

381
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000
(Barney) 'Uh, we take care of.. Fix up, okay.'

382
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
- We fix, we fix. - Yeah, yeah, we fix, we fix.

383
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
We get them all clean up.

384
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000
- No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes.

385
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Poor Mr. Flintstone, what a ghastly accident?

386
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000
At least the waiters were pleasant about it.

387
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000
I hope we didn't burn them with the hot soup.

388
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
How can you burn a couple of nothings?

389
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Uh, we gotta find Gazoo and get rid of them.

390
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Uh, don't worry, we'll find him.

391
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
How do we explain to Wilma and Betty why we sneaked out?

392
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Barney, please, one problem at a time.

393
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

394
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
I hope when we come to it it isn't washed out.

395
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Gazoo! Gazoo! Where are you?

396
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

397
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Hey, Fred, try sitting down.

398
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
That's how you found Gazoo last time.

399
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
I guess it's worth a try.

400
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000
(Barney) 'Uh-oh, there go our nothings with the car.'

401
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Yeah, our doubles have double crossed us.

402
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
How much farther to home, Fred?

403
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Only another..

404
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000
[motor approaching]

405
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
...six miles.

406
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
[motor clanking]

407
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
They're stopping, Fred.

408
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000
- We're in luck. - This is luck?

409
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Uh, we've come to your bridge, Fred, start burning it.

410
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Wilma, honey, I can explain everything.

411
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
(Wilma) 'You don't have to explain.'

412
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Mr. Slate told us all about those clumsy waiters.

413
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
- Were you hurt? - Hurt?

414
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,000
- Uh, uh, uh, well.. - Well, we-we went into shock.

415
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

416
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
We, we found ourselves wandering down the road.

417
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Oh, you poor dears.

418
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
We'll get you right home and take care of you.

419
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Incidentally, Mr. Slate paid the check.

420
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Well, that was darn nice of him.

421
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Boy, that's good news.

422
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
He said he'd take it out of Fred's salary

423
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
'a little each week.'

424
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000
He always was a..

425
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
...cheapskate.

426
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Well, anyway, Fred, it looks like

427
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
our troubles are over.

428
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
[horn blaring]

429
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Not yet, they're not.

430
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Look at those crazy drivers.

431
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
I'll follow them and get their number.

432
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
No, no, no, no, don't do that.

433
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Yeah, Barney's right, they might run us off the road.

434
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
[horns blaring]

435
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Besides, Barn and I don't feel too good.

436
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
You better get us home.

437
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
[continues honking]

438
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,000
I got the number, it's 2-6-5-4-7.

439
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
No, no, no, it's 26537. Yeah.

440
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
It couldn't be, that's our number.

441
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Wilma's right, Barney, it was 26547.

442
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Unh.

443
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
When're you gonna get your eyes examined?

444
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, Fred, I didn't uh--

445
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Have them look at your brain while they're at it.

446
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
[siren blaring]

447
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Hey, isn't that you, Mr. Flintstone?

448
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Yes, yes, yes.

449
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
- And your buddy, Rubble? - No, no, no.

450
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Oh, come on, Mr. Rubble, you know, you were going 85?

451
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
- Yes, yes, yes. - Well, slow down, huh?

452
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
- Stay within the speed limit. - No, no, no.

453
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Oh, you're gonna get smart, I'll have to give you a ticket.

454
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Yes, yes, yes.

455
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
- Did you say "Yes, yes, yes?" - No, no, no.

456
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
You guys are flipped, you better follow me.

457
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Yes, yes, yes.

458
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
[instrumental music]

459
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Now, you boys relax

460
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
while Betty and I fix some tea.

461
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Come on, Barn, we gotta find that nitwit Gazoo

462
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
before those nothings cause any more trouble.

463
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000
The boys are acting awfully strange, aren't they, Betty?

464
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Maybe it's just from the shock of the hot soup.

465
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
[knock on door]

466
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Now, who could that be at this hour of the night?

467
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
(cop) 'Excuse me, Mrs. Flintstone.'

468
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
I found your husband and his buddy

469
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
driving all over the road.

470
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
From the way they're acting

471
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
I don't think it's a police matter.

472
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I think they need a doctor.

473
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Ow, poor dears, you're right, officer.

474
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
They were frightened by some hot soup.

475
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Oh, I see.

476
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,000
They were frightened by some hot soup?

477
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Goodnight, ma'am. I'm cuttin' out of here.

478
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Now, those nothings are in your house.

479
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000
- What next? - I hate to think about it.

480
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,000
- Get off me, you big lama. - Gazoo!

481
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Where have you been?

482
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Why do you always ask me that?

483
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
(Barney) 'Gazoo, you've gotta get rid of our doubles.'

484
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:05,000
- They're ruining our lives. - Alright, don't get excited.

485
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Bring them to me and I'll snap them out.

486
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
We can't, they're in the house.

487
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Well, get them out of the house.

488
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Can't you do something for yourself?

489
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
'I'll be here when you're ready.'

490
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Don't you disappear again.

491
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,000
I won't. I just want to relax if you don't mind.

492
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Do you feel alright now, Fred dear?

493
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Yes, yes, yes.

494
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Wilma, look!

495
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
[gibberish]

496
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Fred, outside, a burglar.

497
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Barney, quick, get him.

498
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
'Out of the window.'

499
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000
[rumbling]

500
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Gazoo, over here!

501
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
'Gazoo!'

502
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
'Get 'em. Make 'em disappear.'

503
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
[snaps fingers]

504
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Well, there you are. Now, are you satisfied?

505
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Yes, yes, yes.

506
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
What happened? Didn't I snap out the nothings?

507
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
No, no, no.

508
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Now, I'll have to fix that.

509
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
'First, get rid of the nothings'

510
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
'then bring back Flintstone and Rubble.'

511
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
[snaps fingers]

512
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Gee, thanks.

513
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Yeah, thanks.

514
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Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to go

515
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000
catch up on the sleep I was trying to catch up on.

516
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- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.

517
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000
And thanks, thanks, thanks, Gazoo

518
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for getting us out of trouble.

519
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Forget it. Oh, and incidentally

520
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in the future, try telling the truth

521
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000
and your troubles won't be doubles.

522
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.

523
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
- Right, right, right. - Right, right, right.

524
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- And yeah, yeah, yeah. - And yeah, yeah, yeah.

525
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[both laughing]

526
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[theme music]

527
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♪ She said he causes trouble ♪

528
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♪ When you let him in the room ♪

529
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♪ He will never ever leave you ♪

530
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♪ If your heart is filled with gloom ♪

531
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♪ So let the sun shine in ♪

532
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♪ Face it with a grin ♪

533
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♪ Open up your heart

534
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♪ And let the sun ♪

535
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♪ Shine in ♪

536
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♪ Let the sun shine in ♪♪