[galloping]
(Fred) 'Go, you Cliff Crack, go boy!'
(Barney) 'I think Big Ball is gonna catch him, Fred.'
Ah, you're goofy, Barney, he has no chance.
Cliff Crack's the favorite. Oh, hi, Gazoo.
Well, what are my dum-dums up to now?
Wasting their time watching a silly dinosaur race.
Hey, you mind stepping to one side, Gazoo
until the race is over?
Yes, I do mind, dum-dum.
It's time for me to touch base with the man.
(Barney) 'Uh, the who?'
The man, my chief up on the Planet Zetox.
- Gazam. - Oh, him?
And you're gonna use Fred's TV set to contact him?
Naturally. What would you use, the telephone?
Now, to get the right frequency for Planet Zetox..
Ah, here we are, Channel Zetox 8-9-6.
Zetox 8-9-6? Never heard of it.
Uh, that must be UHF
uh, you know, uh, ultra-high frequency?
[laughs] UHF.
[laughs] This frequency is so high
only Zetoxians and Mula-mulas can hear it.
- Is that so? - Mu-mu-mu..
Uh, w-w-what are momos?
Mula-mulas.
There are a lifeform on the planet that..
Uh, well, why try explaining them to dum-dums?
You'd never understand.
[theme song]
[siren blaring]
Eee! Yabba-dabba-doo!
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
♪ They're the modern Stone-Age family ♪
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪
♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
(Gazam) 'Who calls Gazam the mighty?'
It is I, oh, Gazam, uh, The Great Gazoo.
'He who was banished to the third solar planet'
'by my own order?'
The same mighty one, but I have made restitution.
I have done good deeds among the dum-dums here, uh, uh
I mean, uh, Stone-Age people here.
I have learned my lesson and-and I'm ready to return.
'I, Gazam, have heard.'
What does the mighty Gazam say to The Great Gazoo
about his coming back to his home on the Planet Zetox?
'The mighty one says'
'"Are you kidding?"'
'Don't call us, we'll call you.'
Poor little guy. I guess he's lonesome down here.
With us around? Don't be silly.
Right, Gazoo?
[sobbing] Are you kidding?
There is your answer, Fred.
[chuckles] He'll get over it.
Yeah, who do you like in the second race
at Boulder Downs, Barney?
(Barney) 'Only one real winner, Freddy-boy.'
(Fred) 'You're right, number seven, Flying Granite.'
(Barney) 'Unh-unh, number three, Royal Marble.'
(Fred) 'Oh, you are joking!'
'He's even in backward at the starting gate. Ha-ha.'
If he even finishes, they ought to pay six to one.
Well, last time Marley beat Flying Granite by six lengths.
He tripped him, he tripped him. You call that fair?
Fair, fair. You-you dum-dums slay me.
[laughs] The real reason Royal Marble won
was because Flying Granite had a bad start at the gate.
There, you see, Barney?
But Flying Granite couldn't have won
if Slippery Slag had been running.
Slippery Slag? That slow-motion expert?
Uh, he's running in the second race today, too.
Walking is the word.
[laughs]
He's going to win.
Oh, if only you'd put up money to back that up.
He'll win by 30 lengths.
Bye, now.
- I still say Flying Granite. - Royal Marble.
(man on TV) 'The horses are in the starting gate.'
They're up!
It's Royal Marble in front
Happy Asphalt second
'Flying Granite, third'
'and the bad last is Slippery Slag.'
[laughing] Slippery Slag.
[laughing]
(man on TV) 'Into the far turn it's Royal Marble by a length'
'Flying Granite moving up on the inside'
'and here comes Flying Granite.'
Go! Go, go, you Flying Granite!
Go, go, go, Royal Marble! Go!
(man on TV) 'With Stonybrook third'
'and way back running his usual awful race is'
'Slippery Slag.'
[laughs] That Gazoo.
Some things he doesn't know anything about, huh, Barney?
Yeah. Uh, come on, Royal Marble!
Yay, Flying Granite!
Into the home stretch, it's Flying Granite
and Royal Marble, fang-in-fang.
'They're 20 lengths in front'
'as they come down the home stretch.'
'But look, here comes Slippery Slag.'
- Uh, S-Slippery.. - S-S-Slag?
That's what the man said.
(man on TV) 'It's Slippery Slag in front by one, two, ten'
'twenty, no, thirty lengths at the finish.'
'He left the whole field in the dust.'
'The winner, Slippery Slag!'
Did you get that, dum-dums? Thirty lengths.
[laughs]
Uh, say, Fred
you think Gazoo knows something we don't?
Nah. Beginners luck.
Oh?
The winners tomorrow at Hollystone Park are as follows.
Millstone in the first place, Concrete Kitty in the second
and Aquarock in the third.
I could pick names out of thin air, too, if I wanted.
But, Fred, names of horses you never saw run
at a park you never been to
and without ever having seen a racing farm?
Yeah, maybe he does have something.
Hey, Gazoo! Gazoo?
Where did he go? He was right here.
Yeah, probably in playing with the kids.
After all, except for you and me
they're the only ones who can even see Gazoo.
- Can see who, Fred? - Uh, nobody, Wilma.
Naturally not.
Oh, what Fred means, Wilma
is that the kids are making up a new game
and they put people in it, uh, people nobody else can see.
Oh. Oh, yes.
Children have such vivid imaginations.
I'm going over to Betty's for a minute.
Dinner is all ready on the stove, Fred.
Okay, dear.
[laughs]
I got to hand it to you, Barney
you got more imagination than the kids.
[laughs] It's, uh, it's all psychology, Fred.
Yeah, and a couple of whoppers don't hurt, either.
[laughing]
Shall we do some tricks, hm?
[cooing]
[barking]
Alright, now watch Dino and Hoppy.
Dino, uh, go, bye-bye.
[laughing]
Now then, shall we bring your pets back?
Hey, Gazoo, we want you to settle a bet
between Barney and me.
Quiet, I must concentrate.
We were going to bring Dino and Hoppy back.
I've got an idea that might be fun.
[Gazoo whispering]
[giggles] What do you think?
[laughing]
Come on, come on, so bring them back.
- We wanna talk to you. - As you wish.
First, Dino.
Hey!
Get off, Dino!
thud
[barking]
Okay, okay, knock it off.
[laughing]
And now to bring back Hoppy.
Hey, that's a good trick, Gazoo.
[laughs]
- Oh. - Honk, honk, honk.
thud
Now, dum-dums, you wish to speak to me?
- Fred did. Ugh.. - Yeah.
Uh, you were, uh, kiddin' about those winners tomorrow?
Was I?
Oh, what I mean is, uh..
- They're really gonna win? - Uh, Millstone in the first?
- Concrete Kitty in the second? - And Aquarock in the third.
Yes, yes, yes. Anymore questions, dum-dums?
Uh, no, sir, I-I, I mean, I mean, no, thanks.
Just-just checking.
[chuckles] H-have fun with the kids.
[Fred chuckles]
Barney, old Barney, you got any money?
- Money? - Yeah, like, maybe $2?
- Uh, you're not gonna bet on-- - Shh!
Not so loud.
Not gonna bet on a sure thing? Of course, I am.
Yeah, well, uh..
Even if you were gonna
Wilma will never let you go to the race track.
I got to hand to you, Fred, you did it.
[laughs] After all, I am the head of the house.
Gee, I sure do admire you, you just said
"I'm going to the races," and you walked out.
Wrong. I said, "We're going bowling," and walked out.
[laughing]
Hey, look, Barn.
(Barney) '"Hollystone Park." Uh, yup.
- 'This is it, Freddy-boy.' - 'Right.'
(Fred) Let's get this thing parked.
We just got time for the first race.
Four dollars on Millstone to win the first.
Four?
Fred Flintstone, last of the big spenders.
[laughs]
At six-to-one, he hasn't got a chance, fatso.
But why tell you? You wouldn't listen, right?
- Right. - Your money, at least it was.
'Four dollars on Millstone to win.'
'Here you are, sir.'
Hey, Stony, get a load of the squares.
Come on, Millstone! Come on, Millstone!
Ha-ha-ha. Wait till the race starts, Barn.
[Fred laughs]
Millstone in the first. What a laugh.
[crowd cheering]
(man on PA) 'It's Slow Wire and Millstone.'
'Millstone moves in front, it's Millstone all by himself.'
'At the finishes, Millstone by two lengths.'
Gazoo was right, Barney, we just made $20 bucks!
Yeah, uh, uh, let's cash in
and get the bet down on the second race, huh?
[laughs]
Squares, huh?
Accidents will happen.
- Concrete Kitty? - That's what I said.
- Yeah, that's what he said. - Maybe, third.
Once a year second but first never. Still it's--
Our money, right? We bet the whole $20.
(Barney) 'Gee, Fred, you think we ought to..'
So we lose, we lose four bucks
we win, we get $98.
Diamond Fred Flintstone.
[laughing]
(Fred) 'Shoot the works on Concrete Kitty.'
- What do you think, Stony? - Never.
Like the man said, maybe show, but it will never win.
(man on PA) 'And through the wire it's Concrete Kitty'
'in front by seven lengths.'
We did it again, Freddy boy.
Save the congratulations for later, come on!
Yeah, let's get our bet down for the third race.
Two accidents in a row is too accidental.
They could have a system.
The whole bundle on Aquarock in the third.
- Yes, sir. - Uh, Fred, uh..
Save out the four dollars we came with
just so we won't go home broke, huh?
Uh, okay, okay, here.
'But you got no confidence in Gazoo.'
Gazoo? Must be a new system they invented.
Here they come, ladies and gentleman
it's Aquarock by eight lengths.
(man on PA) 'Coming up to the wire'
'it's an easy win for Aquarock.'
The boss will wanna hear about this new system.
You can bet on that.
First we follow them home.
Find out where they hang out.
- Then we get the boss. - Right.
Gosh, $210 in one hour.
- Don't lose them. - I won't.
And you can bet on that, too.
Uh, what are you gonna get with your share of the money, Fred?
I've had my eye on a genuine stegosaurus skin bowling bag.
Oh, great. Uh, watch out for that puddle up ahead, Fred.
Yeah, yeah, I see it.
screech
What are you gonna get, Barn?
Well, there's a fishing pole downtown
I could never afford before.
That's far enough.
Now, remember. The girls ask us we've been bowling.
Oh-ho, don't worry I haven't forgotten.
That must be their hangout.
- Now, remember. Bowling. - Right.
[Dino barking]
There comes your lovable pet, Fred.
Oh, boy.
[barking]
Back so soon from bowling?
Did you have a good time?
(Barney) Oh, we had a swell time.
Yeah, I bowled a great game.
[growling]
What's the matter with Dino?
Dino is acting as if he caught you in a fib.
I told you we just went bowling.
Barney Rubble, have you been up to anything?
Oh, you ought to know me better than that, Betty.
Phew, it sure is hot.
[laughing]
(Betty) Money!
There must be at least a $100 here. Look, Wilma.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
If your best friend has a $100 then you have a $100.
Hand it over.
You've been gambling, haven't you?
- No! - No!
Then how did you get $200?
I think I have a right to ask that question.
Oh, you sure have, honey.
Uh, bu.. Answer her, Fred.
Uh, yeah, yeah, we, uh..
Uh.. We won the raffle.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
We..
...won a...raffle?
Never mind, Fred.
I believe we were going shopping, Betty.
I'll get Pebbles.
And I'll take Bam-Bam.
The bedrock department store
is having a lovely sale on
'practically everything.'
You might as well go with 'em, too.
Stool pigeon pooch.
The woman and kids left, looks like they're alone.
Yeah, now is a good time to find out who they are
and where they got their system?
Come on.
There went our money.
- Not all of it. - Huh?
I saved out the four books we started with.
[knocking on door]
Okay, okay, I'm coming.
- Yes. - The lady of the house home?
Uh, no, it's just me and my buddy.
Hey! You can't come in here.
We can't do what, fatso?
Oh, uh..
[chuckles] Yeah.
We got company, Barney.
But I keep telling it wasn't our system
it was a friend's.
So what's the friend's name, funnyman?
- Gazoo! - Gazoo?
Sounds like a sneeze.
You know what happens to wise guys
who try to fool us?
Uh, Gazoo, isn't here right now.
Uh, yeah, he had to, uh, to, uh..
Uh, touch base with a man.
I'm right here, dum-dum.
Too bad they can't see me, isn't it?
Pretty, uh, big fellow, the man?
Out of this world.
Yeah, very big.
- They're stalling us. - Right.
Their whole story is phoney.
Let's take 'em to see Big Ed.
Okay, you two on your feet.
We're gonna see the man we touch base with.
You mean, Big Ed McRock?
The boss.
[laughing]
Well, certainly I'm going along.
I have to keep my dum-dum safe from harm.
But that doesn't mean they don't deserve
a good stiff lesson first.
Betty, I can't do it.
I can't walk out of the store
with all these presents for ourselves.
My conscience won't let me either, Wilma.
I don't care what my husband did
he's still my husband and..
Well, let's get our money back
before I start crying right here.
You think Fred will like this
stegosaurus skin bowling bag, Betty?
Ooh, it's gorgeous, it's beautiful, it's..
It's expensive.
He'll flip when he sees it.
So, will Barney when he sees this fishing rod
with all the latest attachments.
He's wanted one for months.
Well he's got one now.
Oh, aren't we the loveliest, sweetest
kindest, dearest wives in the whole world.
[laughing]
Everything for our husbands and nothing for us.
At least we saved out enough to get a toy turtle for Pebbles.
And some weights for Bam-Bam.
Oh, boy, here we go again.
Well as long as it makes the kids happy.
Click, click, click, click..
[laughing]
Click, click, click, click..
Bam-Bam, Bam-Bam.
Pull up in front of the last house on the street.
That's the boss' house.
(Stony) 'Hop out, sports. This is it.'
[yawning]
Here so soon?
But I was enjoying the ride so much.
thud
I find this exercise
very useful.
thud
You know what I mean?
[laughing]
thud
Bring me something else
to chop, Needle Nose.
'Right, boss.'
So, you fellows don't want to share
your little secret with my boys, huh?
Well, you see, it's like this--
Shut up!
Know why I keep my hand in trim?
For guys like you.
How is this boulder to chop on, boss?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.
thud thud thud
[laughs] That's a good likeness of the fat one, boss.
thud
It was.
gulp
(Boss) 'Now you boys ready to talk?'
Oh, y-ye-yes, sir.
W-we we enjoy t-talking, don't we, Barney?
Uh, yeah-yeah.
Okay, give me the winners
at Boulder Downs this afternoon.
- Uh, but-but but-- - Uh..
He means we-we
we gotta have a-a conference first, alone.
Alright, throw them into the waiting room, Needle Nose.
- They call this a waiting room? - Yeah.
Don't ask waitin' for what?
We need Gazoo to come to our rescue.
- Gazoo! - Gazoo! Where are you?
Please, don't shout so.
I'm right here.
You want the winners at Boulder Downs, right?
First race, Shady Slate, second race, Asphalt
third race, Leaping Lava.
First, Shady Slate.
Second, Asphalt.
Third, Leaping Lava.
Get the car out, Needle Nose, we're going to Boulder Down.
Swell, you won't be needing us anymore, so we'll be going.
You'll be going right back into the waiting room.
When we get back with the dough
then you can go.
(man on PA) 'At the finish, it's Patooey in front.'
'Shady Slate's second.'
'And Three Timer third.'
Shady Slate didn't win, huh?
Okay.
Double the bet on Asphalt in the second.
- Don't-don't don't-- - Now!
- Right, boss. - Right, boss.
All of a sudden I don't like that
fat Fred Flintstone a whole lot.
thud
[groans]
That hurts.
And it's Bean Bag first by six lengths.
Wet Stone, second.
'And, Asphalt, a poor third.'
[grunting]
Double the bet on Leaping Lava in the third.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
(man on PA) 'Coming to the finish line'
'it's Rock Head, Biff-Bang'
'and Leaping Lava third.'
[grunts]
Wait till I get my hands on those two guys.
thud
[groaning] My hand. Ooh-hoo!
Gee, boss, sorry about your hand.
But with that cast on it
you'll be better than ever with that there chopping.
Shut up, and get me home.
I can't make up my mind, which one I hate worse
the fat one or the little one?
Shady Slate, Asphalt, Leaping Lava, in that order.
I did just like you told me.
Well, so long.
Yeah, been nice knowing ya.
Hey!
bam
thud
What was that for?
For giving me a bum steer.
Okay, fatso, your turn.
Oh, dear.
I suppose it's time to come
to the aid of my parties.
I'm gonna do some fancy chopping on you.
click
thud thud thud
He got the boss.
Let's chop this one up
then get fatso.
thud
Gee, Gazoo, thanks.
Quiet, dum-dum.
I have a call to make.
[ring dialing]
(man on phone) 'Bedrock Police Department.'
I believe you're looking for three malefactors, named
Big Ed, Stony and Needle Nose?
(man on phone) 'You bet, we are.'
You'll find them waiting for you at 876, Slagheap Terrace.
Goodbye..
Come on, dum-dums, I'll drive you home.
I hope this taught you both a lesson.
Betting on horses is not for dum-dums like you.
Understand?
We have a saying on Planet Zetox
made up by the mighty Gazam.
"If you can't afford to lose
you can't afford to win."
Right?
- Right. - Right.
No more betting.
Those guys didn't have any license on their car.
screech
They didn't even have a car!
I-I'm gettin' out of here.
Here we are. Home.
Hey, what was that we were driving along in?
Would you believe me if I told you?
Uh, no, that's okay.
Yeah, yeah. Eh, thanks for the ride.
Oh! The boys are home.
[barking]
honk honk honk
Come on, kids.
And bring the presents.
Bam-Bam, Bam-Bam! Bam.
[babbling]
mwah
That's been the most wonderful husband
a lucky wife ever had.
mwah
And that goes double for me, too.
[babbling]
(Wilma) 'Oh, yes. Pebbles has a present, I bought you. '
Oh, no!
A stegosaurus skin bowling bag.
Oh, gosh! That's just what I wanted.
Bam-Bam.
Bam! Bam-Bam! Bam!
Oh-oh, it can't be!
Oh, my gosh. The fishing pole I wanted.
How can I ever thank you, Betty?
By forgiving us for ever doubting you.
Please, Fred. Say you'll forgive us.
Only if you'll forgive us for lying about going bowling.
Uh, we went to the track and bet on the races.
mwah
Thank you for telling us, you're a dear.
[laughing]
Well, they've had happy ending.
Now it's time for me to touch first base with the man.
Now, Gazam, oh mighty one
may I come home now?
I've shown the dum-dums the perils of greed.
(Gazam) 'But, if you hadn't given them the winners in the first place'
'they never would've been tempted.'
'You will stay where you are, until further notice.'
[sobbing]
Gee, that's tough.
Except, I'm not too unhappy
'cause, when you do finally go
I'm gonna miss you somethin' awful.
Yeah, me too.
You're our best friend.
Gosh, that's the nicest thing
any dum-dum ever said to me.
[sniffling]
I hate to admit it but
when I do leave you..
...I'll probably miss you dum-dums, too.
[laughing]
[theme song]
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
thud
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
Wilma!
[instrumental music]