[theme song]
[squawking]
Yabba-dabba-doo!
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪
♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪
They did a real good job with them road signs, Zeek.
Here come the flies right into our trap.
I hope they got plenty of cash on 'em.
[laughs]
And that they're dumb enough
to fall for the phony goldmine routine.
Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
You go get the donkasaurus and the gold samples.
[rattling]
(Fred) 'You girls wait here. We'll be right back with some food.'
And directions, I hope.
Afternoon, folks.
How's your luck today?
Well, not so good. We're lost.
Lost? Weren't you fellas minin' up here?
Mining? Mining what?
Why, you're standin'
in the richest gold-minin' territory
in the whole blame country.
Gold-mining territory?
Be more fortune made up here than I got gold teeth.
[laughing]
Hey, that's a lot of teeth he's got there, Fred.
Yeah and a lot of gold, too.
Of course, the big strike ain't been made yet.
Reckon y'all heard of the lost treasure
of Sierra Madrock?
No. What is it?
Oh, oh, the biggest darn goldmine ever was.
Feller found it once and then disappeared
no one knows where, but it's around here somewhere.
'Oh, someone's bound to hit it soon.'
Fred, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
You know it, Barn.
Ah, but the girls would never go for it.
Could I interest you fellers in some minin' equipment?
Uh, well, uh, uh, um..
(male #1) 'Ya-hoo! Ya-hoo!'
'Yip-yip-ya-hoo!'
I struck it rich! I finally struck it rich!
screech
I'm a millionaire! Whoopie!
'Just look in here, Zeek. Look at them little nuggets.'
[indistinct]
Whooeey! Them's mighty big little nuggets.
Don't know for sure
but I think I hit the motherlode.
You mean, you found the lost treasure--
(male #1) 'Shh! Not so loud!'
Hey, uh, pardon me, uh
but could we see them little nuggets?
Don't believe we've met, stranger.
Where did you find 'em nuggets, old-timer?
[whispers] Hangman's Gouch stream, under big V..
[whispering] ...much more.
I mean, millions I tell you.
Well, got to be goin', Zeek.
Keep it under your hat, friend.
You can count on me, old-timer.
(male #1) 'Yoo-hoo! I'm rich!'
Rich, I tell you. I got millions!
[chuckles] Giddyup, you donkasaurus
let's get back to our diggings.
[chuckles]
honk honk
Come on, fellas, what's keeping you?
Just a minute, Wilma.
Barney, my sensational judgment tells me
we have stumbled on something big.
Yeah, looks like the chance of a lifetime, Fred.
Say, uh, some of those picks and shovels and mining pants
uh, would make real nice souvenirs.
Don't you think so, Barn?
Uh, but, yeah, Fred, uh, bu..
Why don't we buy some for, uh, Bamm-Bamm and Pebbles, that is?
Yeah, great idea, Barn.
Now what can I do for you, folks?
[chuckles]
Fred, where are we going?
And what is all this stuff?
Girls, we have planned a little surprise for you
somethin' you never expected.
[chuckles]
Come on, get along, little doggie.
Git, git.
Slow, donkasaurus, slow!
screech
We got 'em nibblin' at the bait, Zeek.
Yes, sir.
Well, let's hightail it up the back road
plant the phony gold nuggets and reel 'em in.
Yes, siree!
- Yip-yip-yippee! - Ya-ya-yippee!
I don't know what's wrong, Barney.
We're in Hangman's Gouch. This is the only stream.
Oh, yeah, and there's the big V.
Hey, you know somethin', Fred?
- I think we were dopes. - What do you mean?
'We never did see that old-timer's gold.'
Yeah, yeah, I remember. He wouldn't show it to us.
The sun must've got to 'em.
There's nothin' up here but rocks, pebbles, stones, gold.
Let's see that gold.
- Gold! - Gold?
[chuckles] It's for real!
Ya-hoo! Ha-ha!
Y-yi-yippee!
Oh, Fred, we're gonna be millionaires!
Millionaire's nothin'. We're gonna rich!
[laughing]
Hey, hey, hey, Fred, Fred
Fred, Fred, Fred, h-hold--
- 'Oh, w-what, what?' - Hold it, hold it.
screech
Well, let's play it cool, Fred.
Uh, we mustn't get carried away, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, Barney.
Now look, look, we'll go to town
and buy some heavy mining equipment on the QT.
- Mum's the word, right, Barney? - Right, Fred.
Yabaa-dabaa-doo!
[laughing]
Here come our prospectors.
screech
Free, what's the matter?
It's, it-it's finally happened, Wilma.
The dream of my life has come true!
[laughs]
(Wilma) 'Fred, you got a letter from mama.'
'She's leaving the country.'
Well, no, you can't have everything.
But this is pretty good, too.
Look what we found!
Oh, how pretty.
Well, I guess we'll go home
with some souvenirs after all, Betty.
Souvenirs?
(Wilma) 'You found what you were looking for.'
We can go home now, can't we?
Go home? Wilma, this is only the beginning!
We got a lot of serious mining to do.
You're kidding.
Just because you've found a few little nuggets?
A few little nuggets?
Haven't you ever heard
of the lost treasure of Sierra Madrock?
(Wilma) 'No, I haven't, Fred.'
Well, this is just a sample of what's on top.
Once we get below, you are a rich lady.
Rich, rich, rich! Aha!
Do you understand, Betty?
You too are rich, rich, rich!
[laughing]
- Ya-hoo! - 'Yippee!'
- Yeah, rich, rich, rich! - Rich, rich, rich!
[laughing]
Wilma, they're comin' unglued.
It's worse than that, Betty. They've caught gold fever.
Our whole lives may be changed
because of a few little pieces of glitter. Oops!
(Betty) 'It's not glittering now, Wilma.'
Just got some dirt on it. I'll shine it up again.
It won't shine up.
Say, you know something, Betty?
This is just a rock painted gold.
Huh?
They must've been planted
for the boys to find
so they'd buy more mining equipment.
It looks like someone's swindling our husbands.
I hope this'll teach those men of ours a lesson.
'Come on, Betty, we better warn 'em.'
[instrumental music]
Uh, they just never learn, do they?
And they never listen, either.
screech
You said a mouthful, Betty.
This time let's just keep quiet.
Not tell them what we found?
Nope. Let them find out for themselves.
- Maybe that'll cure 'em. - That's terrible.
You're gonna let them just dig and dig and..
What a marvelous idea!
Now, let's see, we'll need two lanterns
a barrel of TNT, some matches
'half a dozen buckets, two 16-foot ladders'
'and then, um, um..'
[rattling]
(Betty) 'I don't see Barney or Fred, Wilma.'
(Wilma) King Midas and his helper must be inside.
Come on, let's take a look.
(Fred) 'And then we'll need those, uh'
super Rocko Geiger Counters
two more picks and some rope, please.
Yes, sir, you fellas sure bringin' home
a heap of souvenirs.
Hey, I wanna ask you two questions.
- First, do you weigh gold here? - Sure do.
(Fred) 'Second, do you know how to keep your mouth shut?'
- 'Sure do.' - Then do both, partner.
Shut up and weigh 'em.
I wish we could sell tickets to this.
It's a shame to waste such great acting.
[laughing]
[squawks] That's five pounds
or I'm a rooster's uncle.
Wowie, five pounds of pure gold!
(bird #1) 'Gold? Why, this is nothing but--'
Pure gold. Heh-heh-heh.
Uh, where you fellers been prospectin'?
Well, uh, actually, uh, uh, we, uh--
On my claim! That's where they've been a-prospectin'.
And thanks for mining my claim for me, boys.
These old bones don't get around like they used to.
Hold it there, old-timer, what do you mean your claim?
I mean I own Hangman's Gouch.
You know, under the big V where you got that gold?
Oh, thanks again, strangers.
'Wish I was young and strong like you fellers.'
Oh, but the rheumatism has got me bad.
If I had the sense, I'd sell my claim
and put these tired old bones out to pasture.
(Fred) 'Y-Y-Yeah, you mean, you'd be willing to-to sell your claim?'
Oh, no, they wouldn't.
If only I had sense and the right offer.
Hey, Fred, we got the money we won in Rock Vegas.
- You mean, our $300? - That's the right offer.
Oh, yes, they would.
(Fred) It's a deal.
Fellers, you now own Hangman's Gouch. Good luck.
[chuckles] Thanks, old-timer. So long.
- Yeah, see you around. - Yeah, so long, suckers.
[laughing]
Hurry, Barney, before he changes his mind.
Ya-hoo! Three hundred bucks
for a dried-up old shrub hole. Ha-ha.
Big city, here we come!
Oh, Wilma, all that money gone!
We should've warned the boys.
Yes, but we didn't know those crooks were that crooked.
Still and all, they're only men.
Listen, Betty, I've got an idea.
[whispering]
[giggles] Yeah, but we'll have to work fast.
Here's another one, Fred.
Sack's getting loaded already, Barn.
Oh, Fred, old buddy, we found the treasure.
Of course, Barney-boy, I knew it all the time.
I think we did a good day's work, huh, pal?
Come on, let's get this stuff weighed.
I'm with you, partner.
Ready to hit the trail, old partner?
Sooner the better, old-timer.
Then come on, let's go, old partner.
Right with you, old-timer.
Well, well, here's them dudes again.
It sure is.
UH, I got some more samples to weigh.
Oh, oh, sure, be my guest, friend.
(Fred) 'Thanks, pal.'
[squawks] Eight pounds or I'm a dinosaur.
Eight this afternoon, five this morning
makes thirteen pounds.
Thanks for the use of the scale, chum.
Here's a little something for your trouble.
See you tomorrow.
[chuckles] Not if we see you first, you dumb.
Eight pounds?
'Hey, Zeek'
how many of them phony nuggets did you plant?
About two pounds.
Well, I planted three, which makes five.
So the eight they just brought in
'makes thirteen!'
Yeah.
Say, old-timer, this is real gold.
Why, them cheatin' two-timers
they bought my no-good claim and found gold on it.
Your no-good claim? That's my no-good claim, too.
It's my claim and I'm a-gettin' it back.
We're partners in this.
You're gettin' your half, I'm a-gettin' mine.
Psst. Psst.
[creaking]
[squawking]
Round and round and round she goes
while I get water up my nose.
Uh, at least you keep cool.
You know, Barn, it'll be great being rich
but we're not gonna let it change us, are we?
No, sir, Fred.
We'll stay the same simple buddies we are today.
Fifty-fifty all the way.
What's yours is mine, what's mine is yours.
(Fred) 'Ha-ha, right you are, Barney-boy.'
'Partners forever. Ha-ha-ha.'
'You know, Barn, I feel kinda guilty about that old-timer.'
(Barney) 'Yeah, selling his million-dollar claim to us'
'for 300 measly rocks.'
[Barney laughing]
Why did you do that for? I could have got him good.
Sure, and get the law on us.
I got a better way.
You know, Barney, we ought to cut the old-timer in
for a piece of the action.
(Barney) 'Well, you're all heart, Fred.'
- Then you agree, partner? - Absolutely.
How much of your piece are you gonna give him?
Of my piece? What are you tryin' to pull off, Rubble?
Oh, nothing, Fred.
I just agreed that you can give away
as much of your share as you want.
- Barney Rubble, you are a-- - Ha-ha-ha..
I caught you, Fred. I was just kiddin'.
[laughs] Boy, you scared me.
I thought you were startin' to get greedy.
Afternoon, folks.
(Fred) 'Well, hello, old-timer. What are you doin' up here?'
You won't believe this, but one of them city doctors
cured me of my rheumatism.
I'm ready to work my claim again.
Well, uh, gee, uh, uh, I..
'Oh, I know you're entitled to a profit.'
'Shall I give you 400 bucks to have it back?'
Sorry, no sale.
- 'Five hundred?' - Nope.
As a friend of the old-timer, I'll give you six hundred.
- 'Thanks, but, no, thanks.' - Seven?
- No. - No.
(male #1) 'To tell you the truth, friends, I don't blame you'
'but all this ain't the main reason we came up here.'
Tell him, Zeek.
Well, it's the custom around these parts
to give newcomers a scenic tour.
'We thought we'd show you around.'
Hey, uh, that's mighty neighborly of you.
Yeah, but we can't spare the time.
(Barney) Oh, sure we can. Uh, you go ahead, Fred.
- I'll stay and work the claim. - Oh, you will, huh?
And keep the day's profit all to yourself?
Flintstone, that's a low thing to say
to a, uh, buh, partner.
[laughs]
Turnabout's fair play, Barn, I was just kiddin'.
This time I got you.
[laughs] Very good, Fred.
You had me there for a minute.
(Fred) 'You know, we're gettin' edgy.'
'Come on, pal, let's go take that tour.'
Okay, partner, we'll go together.
Alright you donkasaurases, git, git.
Well, how do you like it, Barney?
Uh, ha-ha, um, uh, nice.
clop clop
At the foot of this mountain
is one of our greatest tourist traps.
'Uh, I mean, the tourist attractions.'
Yes, siree.
This here is the famous emerald grotto.
Wow!
(Zeek) 'Follow close now, you're in for a treat.'
Hey, Fred, uh, let's get out of here. I got a funny feeling.
I wanna see the emeralds, Barn, but don't let me stop you.
Oh, no, you don't. If you're goin', I'm goin'.
I don't see any emeralds.
(male #1) 'Uh, you gotta go pretty deep to find them.'
'Just keep going!'
(Zeek) 'Yeah, it'll take your eyes a while to get adjusted.'
(Barney) 'Oh, yeah, I can't see anything.'
(Zeek) 'Just feel your way along the wall!'
- 'Are you there, Fred?' - Sure I'm here.
What's the matter? Don't you trust me?
I do not care for the tone of your voice.
And I do not care for the tone of your attitude.
Barney? Barney.
Are you lost, Barney?
Okay, Zack, heave!
[grunting]
[rumbling]
thud
Barney! Fellas, wha-what's happening?
- Help! Help! - 'Hey, Fred, uh, this way.'
(Barney) 'Uh, o-over here, Fred!'
(Fred) Okay, Barney, pull harder, harder!
[grunting]
Two near misses in a row.
Sure is a coincidence.
- W-Why are you looking at me? - Who's looking?
I know you didn't mean to get out and leave me in there
but I'll forgive you anyway.
Now, how about that?
Can't figure if you fellers have a jinx
or a lucky star goin' for you.
'Hey, come on, we got the giant falls to show you.'
We've looked everywhere, Betty. Where could they have gone?
Pull up to that store. I'll ask if anyone's seen them.
Hurry, Betty, I'm beginning to worry.
They saw Fred and Barney riding out of town with those crooks!
We have to find them fast.
They don't know what trouble they're in.
Now, ain't the giant falls really something, boys?
Yeah, it would be quite a view
if it weren't for the company.
Oh, yeah? Well, the company could do without you, too.
(Zeek) 'You sure you fellas don't want to sell your claim?'
- No. - No.
Don't see how you can stay partners.
You're always tryin' to kill each other.
Business and pleasure are two different things.
And from now on, this person and me are no longer buddies.
And that goes for this person.
And what's more? I'm not takin' my eyes off him.
(Barney) 'Are you insinuating you don't trust me, Flintstone?'
(Fred) 'Like a pussycat trusts a starving coyote.'
(Barney) 'Well, let me tell you something'
'you over-stuffed hyena, as far I'm concerned..'
[Fred screaming]
I'm sorry I said I don't trust you, Barn!
Likewise, Fred. Hang on, buddy!
That should finish 'em for good!
Better ride down to the bottom.
- Just to make sure, Zeek. - Okay, Zack.
Fred, I, I hate to say this
but I think those two guys are trying to get us.
Do-Don't talk, Barn. Just save your breath.
[panting]
I can't hold on much longer.
Here they are, Wilma.
Fred, Barney, grab hold.
- 'Wilma!' - 'Betty!'
Oh, you poor dears.
(Wilma) 'Now, hang on tight while we pull you up.'
'Come on, Betty.'
(Betty) 'Thank goodness we found you in time.'
(Wilma) 'Fellows, listen, you're in terrible danger.'
Yeah, we got the message.
Uh-oh, here comes double trouble.
Fred, here's the claim.
'Sell it back to them and let's get out of here.'
Sell nothin'. Quit while you're ahead.
They can have it.
At last we got the claim, and the gold is mine.
You mean ours, don't you, Evil Eye?
Yeah, depends on how you look at it, Snake Legs.
Say, uh, pardon me, fellows.
You guys have been followin' us. Uh, who are you, anyway?
We're the villains.
What do we look like? Boy Scouts?
(Barney) But I thought they were the villains.
So what?
Is there a law you can't have
more than two villains?
- Come on, Evil Eye. - I'm with you, Snake Legs.
Oh, no, you don't.
That's our claim
and we aims to keep it that way, you crooks.
It's funny how the promise of a little gold
can make people turn into greedy monsters.
(Betty) 'It's especially funny in this phase.'
[laughing]
We gave up a fortune and they're laughin'.
What's so funny?
Oh-ho, you didn't give up a fortune, Fred.
The gold you found was all there was.
- Huh? - Well.
You see, the first gold you found was fake
but the second gold you found was real.
We discovered you were being swindled
so we took our Rock Vegas winnings
'and bought eight pounds of real gold nuggets.'
(Wilma) Which we planted so the crooks would buy back their claim.
Only we never figured you wouldn't sell
and they'd try to kill you.
Gee, Barney, it was those crooks all the time
and I thought it was you.
Well, uh, that's okay, Fred. I mean, partner.
The feeling was mutual.
[laughing]
Boy, Wilma, if I ever go for another get-rich-quick scheme
hit me, okay?
Hit, hit, hit.
That's right, Pebbles, you heard.
You're my witness, and you, too, Barney.
Yeah, who needs millions?
Health, family, friends, that's all you need.
Right, partner, simple life is the best life.
Here, Pebbles, see the pretty stones daddy brought you?
Even if it is just a rock painted gold.
Oh, pretty, pretty.
Bamm-bamm-bamm.
(Barney) 'Now, uh, Bamm-Bamm, you little rascal, you..'
'What are you doing with your souvenir?'
- Bamm! - Oh, boy, is my kid strong.
Look, Fred, he broke his rock in two.
Hey, Barn, Barn, look, the stone!
Look how it glows where it's broken.
Gee, i-if I didn't know better
uh, I'd swear that was uranium rock.
Barney, it is uranium rock!
- Wilma, lock all the doors! - That's where I'm headed.
We were so busy lookin' for gold
we overlooked a fortune in uranium rock.
Betty, bar all the windows.
I'm doing it, Wilma.
Nobody knows it up there but us.
- We could make a fortune. - Yeah.
[laughing]
Hey, let's get up there before anyone finds out!
[laughs]
Sorry, not this year, you're not.
Or any other.
No more get-rich-quick schemes.
Health, family, friends are all you need.
"The simple life is the best life."
The quote of a famous man with sensational judgment..
"...Quit while you're ahead."
Barney, women have the darndest way
of winning arguments without arguing.
So who's complaining?
[all laughing]
[theme song]
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
Wilma-a-a!