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(Fred) 'Ride 'em, Pebbles, ride 'em!'

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[babbling]

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Hey, don't you know how to treat

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a thoroughbred packasaurus?

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Take it easy!

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[babbling]

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[barking]

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Hey-hey, off! Off, Dino, off!

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No hitchhikers!

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[whimpers]

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Fred, what in the world are you doing?

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(Fred) 'Just givin' Pebbles'

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'a little packasaurus ride.'

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Now, suppose you tell me

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what you've been doing?

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I went to the PTA meeting. You knew that.

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You've been gone so long, Pebbles doesn't even know you.

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I'm sorry, Fred.

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I didn't realize it was so late.

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mwah

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slurp slurp slurp

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Down, Dino. Down, boy.

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But you'll be happy when I tell you the news.

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Well, if it's about dinner being ready

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I might respond.

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Alright, that's enough, Dino.

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Go on, knock it off.

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[theme music]

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[siren blaring]

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Yabba-dabba-doo!

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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

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♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

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Dinner will be ready in a minute.

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Oh, these frozen dinners are so convenient.

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Just heat..

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...and serve.

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Boy, I'm so hungry I could eat

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a horned toad lizard.

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Mm. Hey, this is great.

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- What is it? - Horned toad lizard.

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Delicious.

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I thought it was out of season.

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Now, for the good news.

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I've been put in charge

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of the PTA's annual dramatic show.

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(Fred) 'Swell! Good for you!'

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And guess what play I've chosen.

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Huh? I don't know.

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What?

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"Romeorock and Julietstone."

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gulp

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- That's nice. - Isn't it exciting?

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It's the perfect play.

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Barney and Betty can play the Capulet Slates.

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'I'll play Julietstone.'

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Good. You, you play Julietstone.

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(Wilma) 'And you will be Romeorock.'

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And I will be Romeo..

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[mumbles] Hold it, hold it!

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I am not playin' any Romeorock.

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Oh, but you have to.

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I don't have and I won't.

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No, sir.

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You're not gonna get me up on that stage

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in tight pants, and have me make a monkey of myself.

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[giggling]

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Oh, dear.

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Well..

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Then I guess I'll have to ask Barney to play it.

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(Fred) 'Barney? Hah!'

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[laughing]

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Oh, that's much better casting, yeah.

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He's more the romantic type.

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[laughs]

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Barney as Romeorock!

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Ooh, this I gotta see.

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[laughs]

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Right, Dino?

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[laughs]

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With love's light wings

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did I o'erperch these walls?

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(Wilma) No, no, Barney. It's not a question.

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You did o'erperch the wall.

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Oh, oh, oh. I see.

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I already o'erperched the wall, huh?

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That's right.

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Uh, what's o'erperched?

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It means to climb over.

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Oh, uh, then that's what I'll say.

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With love's light wings

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did I climb o'er the walls.

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If they do see thee

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they will murder thee.

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Alack, there's more danger in your eyes

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than 20 of their swords.

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If you just look sweet..

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- Ow! - Oh, gee, Hoppy, I'm sorry.

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thud

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(Wilma) 'Barney, you're improvising.'

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Yeah, I told you I'd get better.

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Uh...yeah.

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- Shall we go on? - Boy, what a dope.

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What a way to read a line.

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Why doesn't he put some feeling into it?

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Alack, there lies

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more peril in thine eye

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than 20 of their swords!

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'Look thou but sweet'

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'and I am proof against their enmity.'

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I would not for the world

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they saw thee here.

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(Fred) 'I have the night cloak'

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'to hide me from their sight.'

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And but thou love me

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let them find me here.

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My life were better ended by their hate

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than death prorogued

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wanting of thy love.

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By whose direction

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found'st thou out this place?

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By love, that first

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did prompt me to inquire!

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thud

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[yelps]

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Down, down, boy. Heel, heel.

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Down, down, boy.

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Then Julietstone says..

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A 1000 times, goodnight.

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- Yeah. - Never mind, yeah.

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What's your next line? That's your cue.

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Oh, I know it is but I like

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to hear you say it, Fred. He he he.

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Uh-oh. Signal's gonna change up ahead.

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Uh, yeah, yeah, I see it.

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Ding!

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Ding!

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Let's try it again. Now pay attention.

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Love goes toward love

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as schoolboys from their books.

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But love from love

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toward school with heavy books.

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Hey, Fred!

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Havin' an attack of spring fever?

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[laughs]

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Ding!

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[laughing]

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Ding! Ding! Ding!

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And to think I majored

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in Public Speaking.

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Uh, why don't you play the part, Fred?

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Because the last thing in the world

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I wanna do is be an actor.

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How many times do I have to tell you that?

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Then how come you know the part of Romeorock by heart?

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Because I want Wilma to have a good show

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and I'm tryin' to help.

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Now do the line.

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(Barney) How silver-sweet sounds

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lovers' tongues by night.

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Like softest music to attending ears.

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Romeorock. Come on, Fred?

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No, I'm not Fred. I'm Julietstone.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, Fred.

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I mean, Julietstone. Uh, uh..

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Watch out for that rock on the road! Turn the wheel!

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Watch out for that rock on the road.

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'Oh, Julietstone,' turn the wheel!

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thud

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crash

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You never were a good student, were you, Barney?

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Uh, no, I-I was a teenage drop-out.

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Well, there's only one solution.

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If you're ever gonna learn this part

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we need help. Superhuman help!

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Hey, superhuman. Uh, what about Gazoo?

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Barn, every once in a while

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you do come up with a beaut.

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- Gazoo! - Gazoo!

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We need you! Gazoo!

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Report in! Gazoo!

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Quiet, dum-dums.

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What's on your minds? And I use the term loosely.

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Gazoo, Barney here is gonna play

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the part of Romeorock

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in "Romeorock and Julietstone."

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Did you wake me up just to tell me that?

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- Ooh, there's more. - I hope so.

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I'm gonna play the part.

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Uh, but I can't remember the lines.

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I see, and you want me to fix it

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so you won't forget them, right?

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snap

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There you are.

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Now you know every spoken word in the drama

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"Romeorock and Julietstone."

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That right, Barn?

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Sleep dwell upon thine eyes

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would I were sleep in peace?

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- So sweet to rest-- - Okay, okay.

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Don't overdo it. Oh-ho-ho!

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Thanks, Gazoo. You're a pal.

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Fine. Now let me get back to sleep.

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snap

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Uh, hey, hey. Hold it, there's one more thing.

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Now what?

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Uh, make him read the part with more feeling.

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That, dum-dum, is where I have to draw the line.

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Mechanics I can inspire

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but personality is something

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you have to be born with.

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Now if you don't mind..

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...goodbye.

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swoosh

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Hey, Gazoo, wait!

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'Hold it.'

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screech

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Well, I almost made it.

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We're late for work, and the car's stuck.

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Very well.

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But if I get you out

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can I get some rest?

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Sure, sure.

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snap

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Take it easy, Gazoo!

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[laughing]

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Start your motor.

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You're on your own now.

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Run, Barn, run.

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I'm runnin' already.

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Hey, hey, that Gazoo is quite a card.

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Yeah, heh-heh. King of jokers.

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[rattling]

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Hey, Fred!

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Swing it over here.

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Forsooth, if needs be

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thou wilt have it where thou wouldst.

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(male #1) 'Come on. Snap to it.'

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No need to shout foul, son of the earth!

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My crane will at your service be.

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What's the matter with Flintstone?

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It's that new show his wife is puttin' on, sir.

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'Ever since they started rehearsin''

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'he's been talkin' that kooky talk.'

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(Sandford) 'What show?'

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"Romeorock and Julietstone."

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- Is he in it? - No.

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I think he's directin' it.

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Boss, look out!

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thud

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Uh-oh.

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Methinks, I goofed.

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whirr

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Oh.

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If you can't keep your mind

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on a job, Flintstone

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I'm gonna have to report you to Mr. Slade.

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A 1000 pardons, oh taskmaster.

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My mind is cluttered with tasks

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not akin to mine job!

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Yet, what a ham thou is.

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[laughs]

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You better get rid of the clutter

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and start gettin' akin

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or you're gonna be out

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where before you was in!

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Yea, verily.

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He's really flipped.

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He knows my name is Sandford

277
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and he called me Yea Verily.

278
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(Wilma) 'Well, let's do the Third Act tonight.'

279
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'We haven't done it yet.'

280
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(Betty) Who's gonna play the part of Mr. Capulet Slate, Wilma?

281
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I don't know yet. I'm trying to find someone.

282
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000
I don't see why Fred doesn't do Romeorock

283
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000
and let me go back to Capulet Slate.

284
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000
Oh, I've tried to talk him into it

285
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000
but he flatly refuses.

286
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000
Now, let's read the Third Act.

287
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000
Oh, dear, I left my script home.

288
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000
Uh, I'll run over and get it for you, Wilma.

289
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000
Oh, thank you, Barney.

290
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000
Fred will know where it is, he's home babysitting.

291
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000
[instrumental music]

292
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000
Sleep dwell upon thine eyes

293
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peace upon thy breast.

294
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000
Would I were sleep and peace

295
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000
so sweet to rest.

296
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,000
Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell

297
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his help to crave

298
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000
'and my dear hap to tell.'

299
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[babbling]

300
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000
[barking]

301
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000
[yapping]

302
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000
Thank you, thank you.

303
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000
Thank you..

304
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000
...one and all!

305
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000
Okay, then Julietstone says..

306
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000
"Believe me, love

307
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000
it was the nightingale."

308
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000
It was the lark

309
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000
the herald of the morn, no nightingale.

310
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000
Look, love.

311
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000
What envious streaks do lace the severing clouds--

312
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000
Hold it, hold it. H-hold it!

313
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000
There's no doubt, Barney, you have all the words.

314
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000
But, can't you just put a little feeling into it?

315
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000
It was the lark

316
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000
the herald of the morn.

317
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000
No nightingale.

318
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000
Did you get that, Barn?

319
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000
The herald of the morn.

320
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000
No nightingale.

321
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
[rattles]

322
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000
Oh, boy. What a hamasaurus.

323
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000
Let's face it, Fred.

324
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000
You're the guy to play Romeorock.

325
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000
Now I told you not to say that again.

326
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000
I am no actor.

327
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000
Uh-oh, hold it, Barn!

328
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000
'Danger! Bridge out!'

329
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000
You say you're no actor

330
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,000
but you looked pretty good last night..

331
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000
...when you were doin' the scene with Pebbles.

332
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000
How do you know?

333
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000
Were you spyin' on me?

334
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000
No, I just happened to come in and get the script.

335
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Well, you better keep quiet about it.

336
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000
Okay, Fred. Whatever you say.

337
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000
Now, let's get back to the script.

338
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000
When I say, "Come to me

339
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000
fair Romeorock, forthwith."

340
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000
- That is a cue for action. - 'Uh, yeah.'

341
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000
(Barney) 'Uh, that's where I climb the balcony, huh?'

342
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Right. Barney, where are you?

343
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000
On the balcony, Fred.

344
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000
You're supposed to be driving!

345
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000
You're supposed to be driving

346
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000
oh, Julietstone.

347
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000
crash

348
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000
I don't think I read that line right, Fred.

349
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000
(Fred) 'Gadzooks!

350
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000
Now what do you want?

351
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000
I didn't call you, I-I said gadzooks.

352
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000
That's a quotation from

353
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
"Romeorock and Julietstone."

354
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000
But as long as you're here

355
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000
you could do us a little favor.

356
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000
Don't tell me. Let me guess.

357
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000
You have a little trouble with your car

358
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000
and you're late for dress rehearsal, right?

359
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Right.

360
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000
- How's that? - Uh, fine.

361
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000
But it's a little awkward driving upside down.

362
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Oh, very well.

363
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
If you wanna get technical..

364
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000
whoosh

365
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000
And away you go!

366
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000
Hey, Fred, why not have Gazoo

367
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000
figure out a way to call off the show?

368
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000
Call.. Are you kidding?

369
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
I wouldn't miss doing the part

370
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000
of Romeorock for all..

371
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000
Eh.. That is, I mean, uh..

372
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
I wouldn't miss seeing you

373
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
do the show for anything.

374
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
I like it better the way you said it the first time.

375
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000
[laughing]

376
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Okay, let's start the dress rehearsal.

377
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Alright, Barn, make your entrance.

378
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
Julietstone, Julietstone

379
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
wherefore art thou..

380
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000
bam

381
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000
No, no, no.

382
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000
you don't say that, that's Wilma's line.

383
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000
(Barney) 'But I remember, I'm supposed to be around here someplace.'

384
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000
That's right, you're kinda hidin' around in the bushes.

385
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000
Go ahead, start hidin'.

386
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Romeorock, Romeorock

387
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000
wherefore art thou

388
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Romeorock?

389
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Here I am, Wilma.

390
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000
(Fred) 'No, no, no, come here, Barn.'

391
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000
- What's wrong, Fred? - What's wrong?

392
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
- Everything. - Oops!

393
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000
And will you stop tripping over your sword?

394
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Listen, Barney, if you were just bein'

395
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000
your old, stupid self, there might be some excuse.

396
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000
But Gazoo snapped the whole script into your head.

397
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000
'You can't make any mistakes.'

398
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000
Well, maybe Gazoo lost his power.

399
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000
That's impossible.

400
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,000
Now, get back up there and thimk!

401
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Uh, I mean think.

402
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000
Romeorock, Romeorock

403
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
where art thou

404
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Romeorock?

405
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Oh, fair Julietstone, Julietstone.

406
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000
At your feet as, uh, uh..

407
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000
There's somethin' about a nightingale, uh..

408
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

409
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
And the lark of the moon..

410
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
Oh, Romeorock

411
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
thou had best be gone!

412
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000
The light, it grows.

413
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000
With more light, than dark our toes.

414
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
[sobbing]

415
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000
No, no, no, woes, Barney

416
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000
not toes!

417
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Okay, Betty

418
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000
you do the nurse and the mother. Both parts.

419
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Julietstone, your mother is coming to your chamber.

420
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Farewell, Julietstone.

421
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
One kiss and I will descend!

422
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
mwah

423
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Farewell, Julietstone.

424
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
thud

425
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
- I'm sorry, Fred. - 'Forget it.'

426
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Here, study the script some more.

427
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
[mumbling]

428
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Fred, I can't see the show opening

429
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000
tomorrow night with Barney playing Romeorock.

430
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000
He's awful in the part.

431
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
He's going to ruin the show!

432
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Well, you should have thought of that

433
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
when you gave the part to him.

434
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
Gave it to him?

435
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
I offered it to you first

436
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000
and you refused to do it.

437
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000
And I am still refusing.

438
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
Well, there's no sense in kidding ourselves.

439
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
- We've got to get someone else. - Someone else?

440
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
How you gonna get anybody

441
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
to learn the part overnight?

442
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Ooh!

443
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Not now, Dino.

444
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
[whimpering]

445
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
You've been rehearsing for two weeks.

446
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
- Unless.. - 'Unless what?'

447
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
slurp

448
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Well, I, uh, uh..

449
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I mean, uh, uh, B-Barney, uh..

450
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Barney will be okay, you wait and see.

451
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Everything will work out okay.

452
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
You need help, Barney.

453
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
You're not ready for the show tomorrow night.

454
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heh, heh, heh.

455
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Don't yeah me, Barney Rubble.

456
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000
You're terrible in the part, and you know it.

457
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
Of course, I know I'm terrible.

458
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000
- I'm trying to be. - You're trying to be?

459
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000
But why, for goodness sakes?

460
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Betty, you don't know it, Wilma don't know it

461
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
and even Fred don't know it.

462
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
But Fred wants to do the part.

463
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
He knows every line, in the show, too.

464
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Boy, that Bamm-Bamm's a strong kid.

465
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
[laughs]

466
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Can't you talk him into it?

467
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Yeah, not a chance.

468
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
The only way to get him to do it is with an emergency.

469
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Well, you'd better think of an emergency soon

470
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
or we're gonna have a flop on our hands.

471
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Bamm-Bamm, put daddy down.

472
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000
You're making mother dizzy.

473
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
[chuckles]

474
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
[giggles]

475
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
How's the strongest boy in the world, huh?

476
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Hey, uh, did Bamm-Bamm ever have the mumps, Betty?

477
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
What? What mumps?

478
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Did you see a swelling?

479
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
(Barney) 'Uh, no, I didn't see any mumps, uh..'

480
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Did he ever have them is what I wanted to know.

481
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Of course not.

482
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,000
I wouldn't keep a thing like that from you.

483
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Well, he's just about to have

484
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
a beautiful case of 'em.

485
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
And what's more, I understand

486
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
they're very contagious.

487
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
[laughs]

488
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000
[indistinct chatter]

489
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000
"Wilma Flintstone, Barney Rubble

490
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000
'in "Romeorock and Julietstone.""'

491
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
'Looks like they're gonna have a full house!'

492
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Fifteen minutes.

493
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Curtain going up in 15 minutes, Wilma.

494
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
(Wilma) 'Okay, Fred.'

495
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Fifteen minutes, Barn.

496
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000
Barn, did you hear me?

497
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
knock knock knock

498
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Barney? Barney!

499
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
- What's the matter, Fred? - It's Barn.

500
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
- He's not in yet. - Is Betty here?

501
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
I don't know, I haven't seen her.

502
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Oh, boy, 15 minutes

503
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000
before curtain time and that guy isn't here.

504
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
What a trooper.

505
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
[babbling] Mumps.

506
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Barn! Hurry, get into your costume.

507
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
The curtain goes up in 15 minutes.

508
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
[mumbles] Mumps!

509
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
I've got the mumps.

510
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Mumps? You have the mumps?

511
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Oh, no, you can't have.

512
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
How? When?

513
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Uh, I caught them from Bamm-Bamm.

514
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Oh, not on opening night, Barn.

515
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Now tell me it's a joke, Barney, pal.

516
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
You're just kidding?

517
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Right? He-he, he-he.

518
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Oh, what are we gonna do?

519
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Who's gonna play the part?

520
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
- You, old Fred. - Me?

521
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Me play the part? You're, you're out of your mind.

522
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
You have to, Fred.

523
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
The curtain's going up in ten minutes.

524
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
gulp

525
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
I'll be the laughing stock of the town.

526
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
You have to do it.

527
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Oh-ho, boy, boy!

528
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Looks like you'll be the laughing stock of town

529
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
one way or another.

530
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Oh. Okay, I'll, I'll..

531
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
...eh, eh, do it.

532
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
- Oh! - Come on!

533
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
- Just start the show! - Just start the show!

534
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
- Start it. Will you? - Come on.

535
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Ladies and gentlemen.

536
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Due to a sudden illness

537
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Mr. Rubble will not be able

538
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
to play the part of Romeorock.

539
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
[indistinct chatter]

540
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Please, please.

541
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000
However, Mr. Rubble's understudy

542
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Mr. Flintstone, will take his place.

543
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
[indistinct chatter]

544
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
clap clap clap

545
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Okay, everybody, on stage. Everybody on stage.

546
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
H-h-h-how do I look, Barn?

547
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Oh, great, Fred, just great.

548
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
You are Romeorock.

549
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Yeah? Uh, thanks, Barn.

550
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Uh, hey, where's your bandage?

551
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Huh? Uh, b.. Yeah, b..

552
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Uh, good luck, everybody. Get out there and wow 'em.

553
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000
You cooked the whole thing up, didn't you, Barney?

554
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Oh, let's face it. You know you wanna do the part.

555
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Now be honest with yourself.

556
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
- Well-- - 'Fred..'

557
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
(Wilma) 'Oh, Fred.'

558
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
It's terrible. It's awful.

559
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
I'll say it is. It..

560
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Wh.. What's the matter with your voice?

561
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
My laryngitis.

562
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
I can't talk above a whisper.

563
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Laryngitis?

564
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Oh, no, you can't! You wouldn't.

565
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
I can and I did.

566
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
What are we going to do?

567
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Call off the show, I hope.

568
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Not yet. Hold everything.

569
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,000
- I got an idea. - That's all we need.

570
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Oh, boy.

571
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
(male #2) Let's start the show!

572
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000
(male #3) Yeah, oh, Romeorock

573
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
wherefore art thou?

574
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
[cheering]

575
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
[mumbling]

576
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
thud

577
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
[audience laughing]

578
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Great entrance, Fred!

579
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
What do you do for an encore?

580
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
[all laughing]

581
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
[mumbles]

582
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
[audience laughing]

583
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Romeorock, Romeorock

584
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
wherefore are you?

585
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000
[mumbling]

586
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Forsooth, thou speakest

587
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
with a forked tongue.

588
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Yeah, I sure do.

589
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
[all laughing]

590
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
For this, I want a front row seat.

591
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000
[laughing]

592
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000
I yearnst, oh Romeorock

593
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
be gone away!

594
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
[mumbling]

595
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000
But, Julietstone, oh fair one

596
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
I have but just

597
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
overperched your wall.

598
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Overperched or no overperched

599
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
should mine folks walk in on us

600
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000
methinks would be curtains.

601
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Begone, 'fore the light grows.

602
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
More light! More light!

603
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
The darker our toes!

604
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000
- Woes, woes! - I know!

605
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
I know!

606
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
[laughter]

607
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Oh, no. No, I can't stand it.

608
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
[laughter]

609
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000
Toes. Ha ha ha!

610
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Schmoes. Ha-ha!

611
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000
[laughter]

612
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
You cannot stay.

613
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
I hear my mother

614
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
not far, but near.

615
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
- Oh, madam. - Uh, yes, nurse?

616
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Uh, I mean, uh.. Yes, nurse?

617
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Your lady mother is coming.

618
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Hasten, O Romeorock. Depart.

619
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Farewell. Farewell..

620
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Eh, one kiss

621
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
and I will descend.

622
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Hey, uh, let's skip that part, huh, Fred?

623
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
You got it.

624
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
So farewell, Julietstone

625
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
farewell!

626
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Watch it, Fred. Uh, Romeorock!

627
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Barney, careful.

628
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
[rumbles]

629
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
crash

630
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Methinks we goofed.

631
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Yea, verily.

632
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000
[laughter]

633
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
What a show-stopper.

634
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
[laughter]

635
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
[instrumental music]

636
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
What's taking Barney so long

637
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
with the morning papers?

638
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Oh, I don't know, and I'm just afraid

639
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
to read the reviews.

640
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
I hope the critics were kind.

641
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
(Barney) 'Here you are, folks! Get your morning papers.'

642
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000
- Hot off the press! - What do they say?

643
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
(Barney) 'Uh, I didn't stop to read 'em.'

644
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000
[gasps] Oh. Listen to this.

645
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Right on the front page.

646
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000
"Romeorock and Julietstone

647
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
"turns out to be

648
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
a smash comedy!"

649
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
It says here, "Wilma Flintstone's

650
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
"PTA production

651
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
"a sparkling spoof.

652
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Could succeed on Broadrockway!"

653
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Hey, how about this?

654
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000
"Fred Flintstone as Romeorock

655
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
was a definite comedy hit!"

656
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Ha-ha! Oh, boy.

657
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Whoa. Ha-ha, listen.

658
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
"The part of Julietstone

659
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000
"was enacted with comic genius.

660
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
"The young lady who played it

661
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
"was a last-minute substitute

662
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000
"so is unknown to this columnist!

663
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
"If she reads this, all I can say is

664
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
"I'd like to meet her.

665
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Hello, Dolly!"

666
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
[laughter]

667
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Oh. You've got talent, Barney.

668
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Even if it was hidden under a wig.

669
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
True.

670
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
True. A star is born.

671
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Right, Romeorock?

672
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Right, Julietstone.

673
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
[laughter]

674
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000
[instrumental music]

675
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
[theme music]

676
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

677
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000
♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

678
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

679
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

680
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

681
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
♪ And the cat will stay out for the night ♪

682
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

683
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

684
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

685
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

686
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

687
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Wilma!