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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING) If the love's on skids
Treat your folks like kids
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Or your family tree's gonna snap!
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So, to make 'em dig
First you gotta rig
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What-do-ya gotta rig?
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The Parent Trap
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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If they lose that zing
And theyjust won't swing
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Then the problem falls in your lap
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When your folks are square
Then you must prepare
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What-do-ya gotta prepare?
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The Parent Trap
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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To set the bait
Recreate the date
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The first time Cupid shot 'em
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Get 'em under the moon
Play their favorite tune
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- John!
- Marcia!
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(SINGING) We got 'em!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Lead 'em back to love
With the velvet glove
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As they're much too old for the strap
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Straighten up their mess with togetherness
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Togetherness!
The Parent Trap
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John, they're playing our song.
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Marcia, what fools we've been.
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(SINGING) Straighten up their mess
With togetherness
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Togetherness
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Straighten up their mess
With togetherness
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Togetherness!
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The Parent Trap
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(ENGINE HUMMING)
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(BIRDS CALLING)
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(CHILDREN CHATTER)
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Now, now, that pole. Now, now.
A to Ks over here.
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A to K's... No, dear, you're an R.
Over there with the P to S's.
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- Thank you.
- That's a good girl.
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Have we any X, Y, Z's here?
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STAIMES: Now, here are your allergy pills.
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Your grandmother said to remind you
"one, three times a day".
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And your insect repellent
and your poetry book.
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- Thank you, Staimes.
- Have a good summer, Miss.
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(CHILDREN CHATTER)
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- GRUNECKER: Name?
- McKendrick, Sharon.
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- Eighteen Belgrave Square, Boston?
- Yes.
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And my grandmother said to see
that my tent was properly ventilated.
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Don't worry, McKendrick.
You'll be ventilated.
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Next girl.
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No candy wrappers, no chewing gum
wrappers lying on the ground, always tidy.
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Latrines over there.
Mess hall up the hill.
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McKendrick, you're in Arapahoe.
Follow me. Girls, wait here for me.
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Come, McKendrick.
New arrival, girls. Name's McKendrick.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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The girls here will brief you
on anything you need to know.
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Sure you'll be very happy here, hm.
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See you after lunch.
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- My name is Betsy. This is Ursula.
- How do you do? I'm Sharon McKendrick.
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- (BUGLE BLOWING)
- (CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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Say, you're in a good tent.
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Betsy's mother sends her all kinds
of candy bars and chocolates every week.
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- I'm not allowed to eat candy.
- Why not?
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My grandmother thinks it ruins my teeth.
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Oh, hi, Mary...
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Well, come on, let's go. I'm starved.
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Oh, yeah, just found there
are three places.
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Oh, is there? Oh!
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The nerve of her!
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- Coming here with your face.
- What are you gonna do about it?
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Do? What in heaven's name can I do, silly?
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I'd bite off her nose,
then she wouldn't look like you!
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- Who's she?
- (BELL RINGING)
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I never saw her before in my life.
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MISS INCH: Now... at this time,
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I want to say welcome
to all our new arrivals.
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Welcome to Camp Inch, new arrivals.
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I am your supreme commander here
and my name is...
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Miss Inch.
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- Uh, yes. Miss Inch.
- (CHILDREN SNICKER)
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I'd like, at this time, to introduce
a visitor from the next hilltop over,
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From the Thunderhead Boys' Camp,
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Chief Eaglewood.
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Welcome...
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Thank you, Miss Inch,
and hello there out there to all of you.
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Uh, looks like a crackerjack troop
of girls there. Hm?
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Now, why am I here?
Well, that's our little surprise.
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Trooper Stafford, ten-shun!
Stand up, boy.
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- What a dream!
- (GIRLS SNICKER AND WHISPER)
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Little surprise for you, young ladies.
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Saturday night,
we're going to have a dance.
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(GIRLS GASP AND SHRIEK)
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Now, quiet, girls, quiet.
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And we've asked the Thunderhead Boys'
Camp to come over for the occasion.
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Camp Thunderhead accepts
your invitation and thanks you.
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- (GIRLS SHRIEK)
- (BELL RINGING)
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A word of warning. Watch your demerits.
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Untidy little girls won't go to the dance.
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So, keep those tents clean,
your uniforms spanking fresh,
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and we'll all be one big happy family.
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(GIRLS SIGH)
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(GIRLS CHATTER)
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Oh, no.
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What are you staring at?
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Excuse me, but haven't you noticed?
We look like each other.
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Hey, wait a minute.
Turn your head. Let me see that profile.
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That's who it is. Look at that profile.
She's the spitting image of you-know-who.
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- Who?
- Frankenstein. (LAUGHTER)
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- Not wanted.
- (GIRLS GASP AND SCREAM)
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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(EARLY-MORNING BUGLE PLAYING)
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(GIRLS CHATTER)
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(SCREAMING)
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Those monsters! They gopher-trapped us!
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(SCREAMS)
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- Morning, Miss Inch.
- Morning, Miss Grunecker.
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- Where would you like to start?
- Well, why not start with tent Arapahoe?
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I'm sure you'll find everything shipshape.
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- (GIRLS GASP)
- MISS INCH: (SCREAMS) Oh!
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(SINGING) Think about what we could share
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Let's get together every day
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Every way and every where
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And though we haven't got a lot
We could be sharing all we've got
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Together
Oh...
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What if we got some ants
and when she comes by the window,
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- we dump them down her dress?
- Impractical.
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Where you gonna find ants
at night, stupid?
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The three of them.
I'm so mad I could just spit.
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(SINGING) Together
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Two is twice as nice as one
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Let's get together, right away
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We'll be having twice the fun
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And you can always count on me...
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Hey. I got an idea. Come on.
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Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah
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(DANCERS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY)
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- How do you like camp?
- Oh, it's OK, I guess.
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I'm not coming back to this one though.
They're so juvenile.
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They won't let you wear
lipstick or perfume.
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I feel absolutely naked
without my lipstick.
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Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)
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- Where are you from?
- Uh, Monterey, California.
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- That's great.
- Oh, you'd love California.
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At least, I do.
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It's so sort of, I don't know,
marvelous, actually.
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- (CLEARS THROAT) It sounds great.
- Mm-hm.
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SUSAN: Oh, it's absolute fun
living in California.
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Every year when I get from camp,
Dad takes me on a trek into the mountains.
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- WILFRED: Gee, that's great.
- SUSAN: Mm-hm.
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WILFRED: Your mother just lets you go up
in the mountains like that?
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Oh, I don't have a mother.
Just Dad and me. He's wonderful.
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SUSAN: Besides, I know most everything
about trails and camping and wood lore.
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SUSAN: We have a ball.
Just Daddy and me and Hecky.
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- Oh! It's hot out here.
- Who's Hecky?
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Our ranch foreman.
He tells sensational stories.
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SUSAN: He used to be
a rodeo rider, actually.
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- (MUSIC BEGINS)
- Oh, they've started the music again.
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- I guess we oughta, huh?
- Mm-hm. I love dancing.
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I could just dance all night,
especially with you, Wilfred.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(GIRLS CHATTER)
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHTER)
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- SUSAN: Oh!
- Where were you?
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- Where could she have done it?
- Oh, I don't know. I wasn't anywhere.
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- I just went out...
- (GIGGLING)
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Serves you right.
Stay out of our tent from now on.
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You vicious little wretch!
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(IN UNISON) Stop it! Sharon, let go!
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- (FALLS WITH A CLATTER)
- (GIRLS SHRIEK)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Stop that! Ladies, please...
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Stop it! Girls! Stop!
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Stop, stop, please, let's just stop...
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(GIRLS SHRIEKING)
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Hey!
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I've got a cake in my hands! Now stop it.
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(SHRIEKS)
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You little wretches!
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Congratulations.
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In the history of our camp,
that was the most infamous,
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the most revolting, the most disgusting
display of hooliganism we have ever had.
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Brawling like hooligans
in front of our guests.
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And worst of all, two sisters
who should be setting a good example.
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- We're not sisters.
- I've never seen her before in my life.
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- They are, aren't they?
- No, ma'am. Just lookalikes.
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An amazing resemblance.
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I gather that you two girls don't
get along together.
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Hm. Well, have you ever heard
of Gilbert and Sullivan?
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Yes, ma'am.
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They were composers.
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They wrote a memorable song called
"Let the Punishment Fit the Crime".
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Let the punishment fit the crime.
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Sharon McKendrick, we are waiting.
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All right, girls, follow me.
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(GIRLS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY)
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(WHISTLING A TUNE)
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Now, girls, that's enough of this
nonsense. Go back to your activities.
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All right, young ladies.
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(GIRLS CHATTER NOISILY)
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In here...
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Yes...
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Yes...
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Four weeks left at camp
and you'll spend them all together.
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Room together, eat together,
play together.
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Either you'll find a way
to live with each other,
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or you'll punish yourselves far better
than I ever could. Goodbye, girls.
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It drives her crazy.
I completely ignore her.
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- Give it to her good!
- The old Coventry treatment.
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Pretty soon the silence will drive
her absolutely out of her mind.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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(THUNDER ROARING)
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- SUSAN: Oh, my gosh!
- SHARON: Oh, my goodness! Hurry! Quick!
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I've got it! Hook it.
Turn it down over there. Tight.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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Oh, gosh! Look at this mess!
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- Are any of them spoiled?
- Well, it didn't do them any good.
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Oh, dirty darn!
Look at this one. Just ruined.
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Oh, that's a shame. Who is he?
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Are you kidding? Ricky Nelson.
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- Oh. Your boyfriend?
- (CHUCKLES)
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I wish he was!
You mean you never heard of him?
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(RAIN PATTERING)
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Where do you come from? Outer space?
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No. I'm from Boston.
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Oh. Boston.
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- Where's your home?
- California.
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Oh, I've seen movies of California.
Is it a nice place to live?
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Sensational. We got a ranch out in Carmel.
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I got a picture. You wanna see it?
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There. That's the house.
Then the stables go off down there.
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- How lovely.
- Oh, I got my own horse and everything.
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We've got a lake.
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You know, you can practically fall
right out of the front door.
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and go swimming anytime you want.
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- Who is this?
- That's my dad. Isn't he dreamy?
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SHARON: He's very handsome.
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- Is it cold in here?
- I'm hot.
237
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Want a Fig Newton?
238
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,196
What's your pop like?
239
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:53,409
I mean, is he a friend you could talk
to or one of those busy types?
240
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,586
Well, I don't have a father, actually.
241
00:20:57,298 --> 00:21:00,757
Mummy and Daddy separated years ago.
She never mentions him now.
242
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:05,925
You know, it's scary the way nobody
stays together anymore these days.
243
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,342
Pretty soon there's gonna be
more divorces than marriages.
244
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,013
Isn't it the truth?
245
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,310
- How old are you?
- 13.
246
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,477
So am I. I can't wait till I'm 18.
247
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:23,272
I'll get my own car
and stay out dancing till midnight.
248
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:28,911
- I'll be 14 November 12.
- No kidding? That's my birthday, too.
249
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,821
Isn't that peculiar?
250
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,742
- November 12?
- Mm-hm.
251
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,287
Funny, isn't it? Uh-oh.
252
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,087
This one's full.
253
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,588
Hey, what do you know,
it's stopped raining.
254
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,776
- What is your mother like?
- I can't remember her.
255
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,950
- Did she die?
- Nope.
256
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:15,912
Busted up with Dad when I was young.
But she was fabulous.
257
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:19,494
- Absolutely fabulous.
- How do you know?
258
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,667
There used to be a picture of her
at Daddy's desk.
259
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:25,004
But he once caught me looking at it
and it's never been around since.
260
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,808
Hey, do you want to come to the commissary
and get a popsicle with me?
261
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,978
Can you only think about your stomach
at a time like this?
262
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,938
At a time like what?
263
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,772
Don't you feel it?
Don't you know what's happening?
264
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,701
Don't you find it peculiar
that we both look so much alike
265
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,657
and have the same birthday?
266
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,411
It's just one of those things, isn't it?
267
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:03,292
Will you come inside a minute, please?
268
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,343
Mother always says I'm psychic.
269
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:20,852
You know, that I can sense things
when something odd is going to happen.
270
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:24,230
I always get goose bumps. Look.
271
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:26,311
So what?
272
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,539
I don't understand.
273
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,749
What are you doing with her picture?
274
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,712
It's my mother.
275
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,600
But it's my mother, too.
276
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,096
(BUGLE PLAYING)
277
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,980
(GIRLS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
278
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,570
Uh... Lunch.
279
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:15,035
You go. I'm not hungry.
280
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,831
CAMPER: Why are you a chicken about...
281
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:27,839
(SOBS)
282
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:05,294
- I didn't know what to say.
- I know. I didn't either.
283
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,289
Golly! Sisters!
284
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,678
You know what probably happened?
285
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,727
They must have quarreled and parted,
286
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:31,395
and just sort of bisected us,
each taking one of us.
287
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:35,820
- Why do you suppose they separated?
- I don't know.
288
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:40,412
I can't imagine anyone not loving Mother.
She's absolutely divine.
289
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,873
Well, what about Dad?
He's a sensational person.
290
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,867
I mean, as a friend and all.
291
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:50,546
The thing is that neither of them
got married again.
292
00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:53,921
- You see what that means?
- Not really.
293
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,878
Secretly, in their innermost hearts,
294
00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,464
they must still be
in love with each other.
295
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,968
Then why have they stayed separated
all of these years?
296
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:06,479
'Cause that's how true love creates
its beautiful agony.
297
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:10,316
All splendid lovers have
just dreadful times.
298
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:14,904
Uh, Pelleas and Melisande,
Daphnis and Chloe.
299
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:19,321
History's just jammed with stories
of lovers parted by some silly thing.
300
00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:24,368
Uh-oh. Oh...
301
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:28,493
Oh...
302
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,125
Oh, my goodness.
303
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:35,668
Oh, boy! Oh, my gosh! Oh!
304
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,134
What's the matter?
305
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:41,840
You want to meet Father
and I'm just dying to know Mother.
306
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,891
Well, what if...
307
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:49,018
Oh, my gosh, this is simply so scary,
that we might be able to pull it off.
308
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,389
Pull what off?
309
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,737
- Switch places.
- Switch?
310
00:26:56,907 --> 00:27:00,696
We could do it. We're twins, aren't we?
Oh, I want to know Mother.
311
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,570
Look! Now I'm getting goose bumps.
312
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:09,246
Me too... You know something?
313
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,832
There's more to it
than just switching places
314
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,082
- I believe fate brought us together.
- How so?
315
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,631
If we switched, sooner or later
they'd have to unswitch us.
316
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,671
And Mother would bring me
to California to unmix us.
317
00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:24,508
- And they'd have to meet again.
- Face to face.
318
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,554
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Exactly.
319
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:30,812
Let's get to work.
320
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,916
SUSAN: Hm?
SHARON: It's amazing.
321
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,921
SUSAN: Now, I think you should wear
this one when you go to meet Dad.
322
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,465
Oh! This is gorgeous!
323
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:05,511
I'm going to wear this one
when I go to Boston. Oh, I adore it!
324
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,850
Now, Susan, will you pay attention?
325
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,978
Now, the music room and library are
on the first floor.
326
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,604
Now, your room is the second door
on the second floor on the left.
327
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,935
- All right?
- SUSAN: Now, the horse's name is
328
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,066
Schotzli and the dog is Andromeda.
329
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,906
Verbena collects the dirty laundry
every Monday...
330
00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,112
Sharon, will you pay attention?
331
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,241
Now, except for the dirty socks.
Those are Thursday.
332
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:31,040
And... Oh, yeah.
My favorite food is chili beans.
333
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,455
Oh, and you gotta chew gum
'cause I always chew gum.
334
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,458
Um, flat A's.
You must summon up all your A's as flat.
335
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,800
Uh, talk fast, you know,
'cause, see, everybody talks fast. Um...
336
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,260
But I never bite my nails!
337
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:48,426
Sharon, you gotta. I always chew mine.
Anyhow, Dad'll know.
338
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:50,555
Go on, bite 'em!
339
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:59,022
SUSAN: (SPEAKS IN AMERICAN)
Can't. Shan't. Aunt. Hm?
340
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,280
(SPEAKS BRITISH) No, no.
Can't. Shan't. Aunt.
341
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,982
(SPEAKS BRITISH) Can't. Shan't. Aunt.
342
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,161
Oh, I can't wait till camp is over.
343
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,748
- Can't wait.
- OK. I can't wait.
344
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,210
(GIRLS SAY GOOD BYE)
345
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,793
- But, Daddy, that's...
- You're not going to take it home,
346
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:20,999
- and that's it!
- Oh, honey...
347
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:22,667
- She's not gonna take it home.
- Daddy, you big meanie!
348
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,843
- What difference does it make?
- Well, she's not taking it home.
349
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,973
It took so much time to get him.
Oh, baby.
350
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:33,928
It's got to be done methodically.
351
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,564
Remember the key.
Recollection and memory.
352
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,812
Get her talking about how she
and Daddy first met.
353
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:41,940
And their first date.
Find out about that first date.
354
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,363
- MISS INCH: Sharon!
- That's you now.
355
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:48,197
- Oh, yes, coming.
- Now look. The most important thing.
356
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:52,702
You must bring Mother to California.
Boston is no place to rekindle a romance.
357
00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,534
MISS INCH: Sharon McKendrick!
358
00:29:56,044 --> 00:30:01,130
Goodbye, girls. Sharon McKendrick!
Your chauffeur's waiting for you, dear.
359
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,425
Now hurry.
Oh, Sharon...
360
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,088
The punishment was harsh, I know,
putting you two girls together
361
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:11,299
but you've survived it and I hope
you've both learned something
362
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:14,594
- from the experience.
- Oh, boy. You'd be surprised, Miss Inch.
363
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:19,308
Oh, yes. Well, goodbye, Sharon.
See you next summer.
364
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,562
Goodbye, Miss Inch.
365
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:26,736
Oh, I can't tell you how very much
I've enjoyed my stay.
366
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:31,236
I shan't tell my aunt
about the aunts... ants,
367
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:35,623
nor the debutantes, shall I? Bye.
368
00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:43,665
- What did you do to your hair?
- Oh, I cut it. It was too hot long.
369
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:45,587
You wait till your grandmother
sees what you've done.
370
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:50,671
SHARON: (MOUTHS) Bye.
371
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:04,319
Miss Lockness, Bettina.
Upstairs. Third door to the left.
372
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,647
Ugh... What's her name? Miss...
373
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,499
(SPEAKS AMERICAN) Well, here goes nothin'.
374
00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:28,918
What?
375
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,227
LOUISE:...with the white wine, the massou
and with the meat...
376
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,517
Do we have any more
of the Louis St. George?
377
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:44,434
I think we'd better have cloakroom tickets
for the ladies' wraps as well.
378
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,228
Oh, Rosa, I want all the gilt chairs
in the music room.
379
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:49,446
And do see that they're well-dusted.
380
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:52,282
LOCKNESS: Miss McKendrick,
you asked me to remind you. Clinking.
381
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,656
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
and do see that the maids keep
382
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,737
absolutely quiet during the music.
383
00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:59,495
And if they must empty the ashtrays,
tell them to do it without clinking.
384
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,746
- I'll see to it.
- I want both the Steinways
385
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:04,705
at the north end of the music room.
Have you checked about delivery?
386
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,835
- Oh, I'll see about it right now.
- LOUISE: I'll tell you what...
387
00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:10,961
- Well, you're home from camp, are you?
- Hello, Miss Lockness.
388
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,136
Did you bring home all your underwear
and personal things?
389
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:16,303
- Yes, it's in my luggage. Staimes has it.
- Probably full of germs.
390
00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:20,057
- What have you done to your hair?
- Do you like it?
391
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,063
Wait till your grandmother
sees what you've done.
392
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:29,404
Who's that I hear out there?
Is that my little girl?
393
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:33,532
- That tall, gangly thing?
- Hi, Grandfather.
394
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,410
Hello, sweetheart. Oh, my, my, my.
395
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:41,332
Oh, well, well, well.
Let me look at you. Have you had...
396
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:45,378
- What's the matter, dear?
- I'm just happy to see you.
397
00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:47,546
Oh, and I'm happy to see you too.
398
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,876
I tell you, your grandpa missed you
around here, you know.
399
00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:55,968
It was an awful... Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?
400
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:59,141
- Making a memory.
- Making a memory?
401
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,770
Mm-hm, all my life, years from now,
when I'm quite grown up,
402
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:06,308
I'll remember my grandfather
and how he always smelt of...
403
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:11,480
- tobacco and peppermint.
- "Smelled of tobacco and peppermint!"
404
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:15,821
(CHUCKLING) Well, I tell you what.
I use the peppermint for my indigestion.
405
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,783
And the tobacco (CLEARS THROAT)
to make your grandmother mad.
406
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,534
(CHUCKLING)
407
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,332
MAGGIE: Sharon!
408
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:25,668
Sharon!
409
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,253
Welcome home, darling.
410
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,221
- Mother!
- Darling. It's so good to have you home.
411
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,843
Let me take a look at you...
412
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:42,435
What on earth have you done to your hair?
413
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,021
- Cut it.
- Well, that's certainly obvious.
414
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,691
I thought there was something different.
415
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,812
Well, what's done is done.
At least it'll grow again.
416
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:58,823
What's the matter, Sharon?
Are those tears I see?
417
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:02,572
I can't help it, Mother.
418
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,125
- If only you knew.
- Knew what?
419
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:09,749
Why, Sharon! When did you get back?
420
00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:11,960
She just arrived.
Doesn't she look wonderful?
421
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:16,252
Yes... My dear child,
what have you done to your hair?
422
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,218
- She cut it.
- Well, I had to because, when it...
423
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:22,717
If my opinion means anything
in this house, which I doubt,
424
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,601
I like it short, the way it is.
425
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:28,185
- Charles, stop burbling.
- I haven't burbled in years.
426
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,603
Go down to your office
and read your newspaper.
427
00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:35,605
- See you at dinner.
- Bye.
428
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,574
Oh, now really, Mother.
It doesn't look so bad.
429
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:44,239
It's hoydenish. Are you a boy or a girl?
Make up your mind. What's that?
430
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:48,417
Oh, it's a present I brought for you.
We made it... I mean, I made it
431
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,083
- especially for you.
- Thank you, dear. What is it?
432
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,710
It's a birdcage made
out of popsicle sticks.
433
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:57,426
Oh, come on upstairs with me
while I finish getting dressed.
434
00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:58,753
See you later.
435
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,181
Did you make some nice friends at camp?
436
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,267
Oh, yes. One girl in particular.
437
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:11,857
- Who is she?
- Oh, just a girl.
438
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:15,603
- From Boston?
- No. Just a girl from someplace.
439
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,569
My goodness, you're beautiful.
440
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,156
What's the matter?
441
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,580
You're staring at me as if
you've never seen me before.
442
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,710
Oh, I don't know.
I'm just happy you're here.
443
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,286
And that you're you.
444
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,582
Well, I'm happy that you're here
and you're you.
445
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,963
Now be a good girl. Fasten me up.
446
00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:44,098
- Did you miss me?
- Mm-hm. Did you miss me?
447
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,137
You'll never know.
448
00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:49,471
Margaret, don't forget
the Red Cross meeting at 2:30.
449
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,018
I'll see you at the Somerset Club
after my garden club meeting.
450
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,062
Oh, stand up, child. Don't slouch.
451
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,778
I hope you haven't picked up bad habits
at that camp of yours.
452
00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,108
Keep your shoulders straight.
453
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,069
- See you at the Somerset, Margaret.
- Yes, Mother.
454
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:04,152
What's the frown for?
455
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,947
I've just got back and you've got
all those meetings and things.
456
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,283
Well, I thought we could
spend the day together and talk.
457
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:12,292
Oh, we have the whole weekend to talk,
458
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,288
and you know very well
that I cannot cancel the Red Cross.
459
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,681
Well, what I have to say can wait.
460
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,393
- Yes, dear?
- I just wanted to have
461
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,355
a little woman-to-woman talk with you
about Stafford.
462
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,732
Stafford? Who's Stafford?
463
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:44,901
Oh, this boy I met at camp.
I just wanted your advice on something.
464
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,362
Yes? On what?
465
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:54,874
Well, uh, I wanted you to tell me how long
you waited before you got married.
466
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:01,925
Sharon?
467
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:13,012
- Oh, Lockness?
- Yes, Miss Margaret.
468
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,356
Please tell my mother
that I won't be able to meet her
469
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,809
and cancel all of my appointments
for today.
470
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:21,020
- Cancel them?
- Yes. Something important has come up.
471
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:22,817
Yes, Miss Margaret.
472
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:32,366
Sharon, what I'm trying to say is
that the decision to marry is
473
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,452
something best considered
after you've lived a bit longer.
474
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:39,748
Mother, you're perfectly right.
Stafford was much too juvenile for me.
475
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,292
Well, thank goodness for that.
476
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:46,716
To be perfectly frank with you,
the old zing just wasn't there.
477
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,048
- Zing?
- Yes. You know...
478
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,054
The charge that shoots up your spine
479
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:54,853
when you meet the one man you want
to marry. Like when you met Daddy.
480
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,482
What was Daddy like?
481
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:04,401
Well, I don't know
how we got around to him.
482
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,408
Is it terribly painful for you
to talk about Daddy?
483
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,695
No. Why should it be?
484
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,197
I don't know.
485
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,917
Well, I thought maybe when you've been
in love with somebody once...
486
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:22,632
well, the recollection and memory might be
bitterly painful.
487
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:26,840
Oh, Sharon, that was many,
many years ago. Don't dramatize it.
488
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,047
Where did he take you
on your very first date?
489
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:32,804
He... he took me to dinner.
490
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:36,346
It was an Italian restaurant, one of those
down in those old basements in New York.
491
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:40,312
- It was called Martinelli's.
- Martinelli's?
492
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,772
- Yes.
- Hm.
493
00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:48,115
You said there was music.
What song did they play?
494
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:51,619
- Song?
- Oh, there must have been a song.
495
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:55,323
You know, the old
"they're playing our song" type of thing.
496
00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:58,330
Oh, well, if there was,
I wouldn't remember it.
497
00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:01,328
- It was much too long ago.
- Oh.
498
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:10,759
(SINGING) La dee dum bah dee
499
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:14,967
La dee dum bah dee
500
00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:19,598
La dee
La dee dum
501
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,984
La dah
502
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,651
Though time may tatter
503
00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:33,410
Our first sweet thrill
504
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,038
It doesn't matter
505
00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:39,617
It never will
506
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:45,706
La dee dum lah dee
507
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:49,210
La dee dum la dum
508
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:52,634
La dee la dee dum
509
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,549
La dah
510
00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,332
(THRUMMING)
511
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:46,772
(CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
512
00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:51,898
MITCH: Susie!
513
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,615
- Hi, Peanut.
- Hi, Dad.
514
00:40:57,705 --> 00:41:00,118
- Well, how was the camp?
- Fine.
515
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,162
No broken bones or anything? No?
516
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:04,705
Come on, let's get the bags.
517
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:14,921
- Here's my baggage check.
- Oh, boy. Are you still biting your nails?
518
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:18,432
Oh, you noticed. She told me that you...
519
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,100
(CHUCKLES)
520
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,011
- What?
- Nothing.
521
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:28,017
Well, I certainly did enjoy all those
nice, long newsy letters. Yes, sir.
522
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,902
Oh, that. Well, we meant to write,
523
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:35,609
but we just got so tied up with plans
and things, you know, that, well, we...
524
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,240
- Who's we?
- Uh, uh...
525
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:44,497
Us. I mean, I... Oh, us, yes!
There was a very nice girl there.
526
00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:46,247
We became quite good friends.
527
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:50,088
Oh, that's mine. That's mine. There.
528
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,810
- Glad to be home, huh?
- It's wonderful.
529
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,229
Were you lonely while I was gone?
530
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,771
Well, I cried myself to sleep every night
about the first week...
531
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,193
No, no. Seriously.
532
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,856
Well, seriously, I got to play golf
every day, I played poker at night,
533
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,571
and I wish I could find one of these camps
where they keep you all winter, too.
534
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,868
- Ho, ho.
- Ho, ho.
535
00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:22,113
It's good to have you home, goofy.
536
00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:29,211
Ah, Susie, there's been a lot of things
happening since you left
537
00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:32,085
and I think we ought to have
a little quiet talk sometime.
538
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:35,384
Oh, sure, I have some things
I want to talk over with you, too.
539
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:36,836
- Oh, you have, huh?
- Mm-hm.
540
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,387
- But not now.
- OK.
541
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:42,641
Now I just want to think about getting
home and being with my father.
542
00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:47,601
- My very own father.
- Own "fatha"?
543
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:50,690
- (CHUCKLING) Father.
- Father.
544
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,487
Oh, Daddy, it's beautiful!
545
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:04,951
Well, it's just about the same.
546
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,449
You didn't think it was gonna change,
did you?
547
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,242
- Hecky!
- Ho!
548
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:09,869
Look!
549
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,505
Oh, Sue-Sue! What have you got there
with you, Mitch?
550
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,750
- Hi, Hecky.
- Hiya, darlin'.
551
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:22,135
What'd you have to bring this kid
back for? I thought we'd got rid of her.
552
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,552
Oh, she was hanging around the airport.
553
00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:25,384
I thought I might as well get
her out of there.
554
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,933
- Uh-huh. How was camp?
- Oh, swell.
555
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:31,273
For heaven's sake, it's about time.
We've been waiting for you all day!
556
00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:33,187
Hi, Verbena.
557
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:35,940
Never mind that "hi."
You just give me a hug.
558
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:39,197
Hello, honey. Let me get a look at you.
559
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,490
You know, there...
there's a change in you.
560
00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:48,498
- Just the same as I always was.
- No. No, you're not.
561
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:50,875
- (DOG WHINING)
- VERBENA: I'm not quite sure what it is.
562
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,079
Hi, Andromeda.
563
00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:58,005
VERBENA: Stop that, Andromeda.
What's wrong with you?
564
00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:01,261
You crazy dog. It's Susan, you silly.
565
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,974
Oh, it's almost as if
your own dog didn't know you.
566
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:09,808
(CHUCKLING) Funny, isn't it?
Dogs are funny things.
567
00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:13,440
Well, I guess I'll go up to my room
and put...
568
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:36,622
Come on, we'll get you unpacked
while you tell me about camp.
569
00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:37,873
Coming.
570
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,884
VERBENA: I want you to tell me
about all the things you did at that camp.
571
00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:46,848
I want that laundry of yours too.
572
00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:49,551
Come down when you get through, honey.
There's somebody I want you to meet.
573
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,428
Yeah, all right then.
We'll be down in a minute.
574
00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:55,103
VICKY: Hello, darling. Oh, Mitch.
I was wondering when you'd get back.
575
00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:57,692
I was beginning to get so bored
sitting here.
576
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:01,150
Well? Did you tell her anything about us?
577
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:14,960
- Good to be home again?
- Sure is.
578
00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:19,916
Verbena, there's a woman downstairs.
579
00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,634
Mm-hm. There is indeed.
580
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,926
Well, who is she? What is she doing here?
581
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:31,719
I'm not saying a word.
I mind my own business.
582
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:36,770
Except if he wants to make a ninny
of himself, that's his affair.
583
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,100
I don't say a word.
584
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:41,986
- Well, how did she get here?
- It's none of my never-mind.
585
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:43,655
I don't say a word.
586
00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:51,284
Except a man like your father
with a grown daughter going on 14...
587
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,080
He's not what you'd call
one of those charm fellows
588
00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:59,046
with the big teethy grin
and a lot of artistic clever talk,
589
00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:01,298
so what does a young girl like her
see in him?
590
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:02,503
I don't know.
591
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:06,253
I'll give you a million reasons
and he's got 'em right in the bank.
592
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:11,179
- Oh, it was always thus.
- What was always thus?
593
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,057
I'm not saying a word.
594
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:18,186
I'm not one to talk about anybody
behind their back.
595
00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:25,902
But she's good. She's awful good.
596
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:30,486
Those cool blue eyes
looking right through you. Calm, that one.
597
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:34,414
Go riding together, swimming together,
out to dinner every night.
598
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:37,910
But it's none of my business, understand,
so that's why I'm not saying a word.
599
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,495
Not one single word.
600
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:41,751
Besides, I don't think
you oughta talk about people...
601
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:58,392
Hi, Susie. We were just talking about you.
602
00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:01,475
- Uh, this is Miss Robinson.
- How do you do?
603
00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:05,358
Hello, darling, I've been looking forward
to meeting you for just weeks now.
604
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:10,150
From the way your father talked I expected
a little girl. You're practically a woman.
605
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:14,580
- I'm nearly 14.
- I think I'll make a couple of Martinis.
606
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,115
- You want one?
- I'd love one.
607
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,332
How about you, honey?
You want root beer, ginger ale
608
00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:19,913
- or something?
- Can I have a ginger ale?
609
00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:22,496
Sure. You go on and get acquainted.
I'll be just a minute.
610
00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:26,208
Your father tells me you were
away at camp, dear. Was it fun?
611
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,301
Yes, it was lovely, thank you.
612
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:32,347
You know, ever since I met your father,
it's been Susan this and Susan that.
613
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,184
You're obviously very good friends,
and I think that's just wonderful.
614
00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,847
I can tell you something else too
if you can keep a secret?
615
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,975
- From whom?
- From your father.
616
00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:45,985
Oh. Then you'd better not tell me.
617
00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:49,189
Daddy and I don't keep secrets
from one another.
618
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,650
We tell each other everything.
619
00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:56,367
Oh, well, no, dear.
It wasn't that kind of a secret.
620
00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:00,159
I just wanted to confide in you
that I find him a very special,
621
00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:01,668
wonderful kind of person.
622
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:07,917
Well, just between us,
he's not too brilliant or clever
623
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,130
with what he says.
624
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:13,176
You know, like the charm fellows
we all adore so.
625
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:17,475
We were riding the other day.
Your father let me ride Schotzli.
626
00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:23,390
I understand she's your horse.
I hope you don't mind my riding her.
627
00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:28,733
Oh, no, Schotzli and I are
used to strange women riding her.
628
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:30,818
What?
629
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:34,909
You know Daddy.
He's always playing the field.
630
00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:38,698
- No, I didn't know.
- Oh, yes.
631
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,163
Every week, mostly,
he has some different dame up here.
632
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:48,424
One week, I'll never forget,
he had five different women up here.
633
00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:52,420
- You don't say.
- Course, it's none of my business
634
00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:55,597
if he wants to make a ninny of himself
with all those women.
635
00:48:56,308 --> 00:49:00,222
That's why I'm not saying a word.
Not one single word.
636
00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:05,854
Here you are.
Now, did you two get to know each other?
637
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,313
Yes.
638
00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:10,441
We had a lovely little talk.
639
00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:19,279
(ALARM RINGING)
640
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:51,520
(PHONE RINGS)
641
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,654
- Hello?
- OPERATOR: Miss Susan Evers?
642
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,111
- Yes, this is her.
- OPERATOR: Go ahead, please.
643
00:49:56,702 --> 00:50:00,662
- Sue? It's Sharon. How's everything?
- Oh, Mother's the absolute living end!
644
00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,947
She's gorgeous, just breathtaking.
645
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:07,461
I got her talking about their first date
today. Italian dinner, drippy candles,
646
00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,295
- checkered table cloths and...
- Susan, will you listen!
647
00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:11,039
Oh, I got their song. It goes like this.
648
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:12,628
For now, for always...
649
00:50:12,801 --> 00:50:16,215
- Susan, I've got something to tell you.
- (SUSAN CONTINUES SINGING)
650
00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,092
- Susan!
- What?
651
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,803
We're in trouble, you'll have to bring
Mother out here immediately.
652
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,677
No! Holy smokes.
I just had one day with her.
653
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,140
I hardly got to know her at all!
654
00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:27,431
Susan, it's an emergency.
There's a woman out here.
655
00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:29,892
- Huh?
- Her name's Vicky and she's beautiful.
656
00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:33,070
Oh, is that all? Don't be silly.
Dad'd never get serious.
657
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,355
But he's serious about this one.
658
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,775
He's trying to get Vicky and me
to be friends. She dangerous.
659
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,822
Well, bust it up, for heaven's sakes.
660
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,321
Follow him wherever he goes
and submarine her.
661
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,657
You've got to tell Mother
and come out here to help.
662
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,912
I want some more time with her.
663
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,493
You've had her for 13 years
664
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,378
- and I just got here... I won't!
- Susan!
665
00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:52,956
Do the best you can for a couple
of days and stay on Daddy's tail.
666
00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:54,791
- That's all.
- Susan, please!
667
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:58,087
I won't give up Mother this soon
and that's final. Goodbye.
668
00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:00,259
Susan!
669
00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:12,981
I'm glad you've come along today, honey,
'cause there's something I wanted to talk
670
00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:14,394
to you about. It's kind of important.
671
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,776
- Well, what is it?
- You know the girl you met at the house?
672
00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:19,073
- Vicky?
- Mm-hm?
673
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:23,536
Well, I thought that we ought to be alone
a little while so we could talk.
674
00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,120
Well, I wanted to talk to you
about something, too, Dad.
675
00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:29,075
Oh? OK. Go ahead.
676
00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:33,330
All those weeks at camp,
I've been wondering about my mother.
677
00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:35,002
What?
678
00:51:35,301 --> 00:51:37,714
What do you want to start wondering
about something like that for?
679
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:41,672
Why, it's a perfectly natural thing
for a girl to do. Where is she?
680
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:43,973
I don't know where she is.
How should I know?
681
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:46,635
Last thing I heard she went to Spain
and married some drunk.
682
00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:49,012
Daddy, that's not true. Now, stop it.
683
00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:51,807
All right, I lost track of her.
You wouldn't like her anyway, honey.
684
00:51:51,984 --> 00:51:58,106
She had these big staring eyes, red frizzy
hair and, besides she was fat, really fat.
685
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,232
Then why did you fall in love with her?
686
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:05,575
Well, you know, you lose your head
sometimes. Besides, I...
687
00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:06,904
Wait just a minute.
688
00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:13,332
Hey, Fletcher? Play on through.
I'll pick you up at the bar.
689
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,091
Well, sit down.
690
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:23,801
Now, honey, you don't want to start
thinking about your mother
691
00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:25,719
all of a sudden. There's...
692
00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:27,675
Well, there's no need for that.
693
00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:30,308
You can always come and talk to me
about anything. You always have.
694
00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:32,305
Well, it's not the same.
695
00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:37,861
Well, father and daughter is OK,
but when a girl gets to a certain age,
696
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,484
that's when she really misses a mother.
697
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,701
Why? I mean...
698
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:50,957
- You mean to talk about certain things?
- Yeah.
699
00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:52,534
That?
700
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:57,881
I guess we never have just sat down
and talked about that, have we?
701
00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:02,128
Well, this is kind of an odd place,
but I guess it's as good as any.
702
00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:05,548
Um, well, we might as well
get it over with.
703
00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:11,103
- How much do you know now already?
- About what?
704
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:15,439
- About what you were just talking about.
- Oh, nothing. Absolutely nothing.
705
00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:16,641
Nothing?
706
00:53:16,819 --> 00:53:19,653
Well, you never brought up the subject
and I wondered why.
707
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:24,733
(EXHALES) Well, honey... All right.
708
00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:28,866
We oughta get straight on one thing first.
That's little boys.
709
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:35,499
I know how they are because, being a man,
I used to be a little boy once, so I know.
710
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:37,996
- I don't know what...
- Take my word for it
711
00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:40,249
because I used to be
a little boy at one time, and I know.
712
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:45,588
- I know about it.
- Daddy, you're too funny for words.
713
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,213
What do you mean "funny"?
714
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:51,138
Well, I've known about all that
for simply years.
715
00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:55,017
Well, what the heck
were you just talking about then?
716
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:59,693
- Well, what were you talking about?
- Well...
717
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,783
I'd better go and putt out.
718
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:13,915
There's the little beast now.
719
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,090
Why, she's nothing but a child.
720
00:54:22,885 --> 00:54:25,844
She's a conniving, vicious
little two-faced brat.
721
00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:27,637
Just smile, pet.
722
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:35,061
Think of California and that wonderful
community property law, and just smile.
723
00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:38,018
- Hi.
- Hello, Mitch, darling.
724
00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:43,149
- Hi, Edna.
- Who is this ecstatic, bright-eyed child?
725
00:54:43,572 --> 00:54:45,905
- Oh, Mitch, this couldn't be...
- Sure. That's Susie.
726
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,153
Honey, this is Vicky's mother,
Mrs. Robinson.
727
00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:50,781
- How do you do?
- This angelic girl?
728
00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:55,366
- This is the one you call Peanut Face?
- Oh, Daddy, really!
729
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,876
Now you come right over here
to your Auntie Edna
730
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:01,704
and you and I are gonna
get to know one another.
731
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:06,050
Come on, I want to hear all about you.
Down you go.
732
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:08,886
- Hi.
- Did you tell her?
733
00:55:09,890 --> 00:55:12,758
Well, I started to,
then I don't know what happened.
734
00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:13,966
Oh, Mitch. For...
735
00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:17,137
All right, just let me do it
in my own way. All right?
736
00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:19,268
Now, it's all settled.
737
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:23,731
Susan and I have decided we're all gonna
have a jolly lunch right here.
738
00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:27,030
Oh, Edna, I'm sorry,
I don't think we can today.
739
00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:29,111
See, I promised to spend
the whole day with Susie
740
00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:30,984
and we've got some stuff planned,
you know?
741
00:55:31,537 --> 00:55:36,202
- Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
- Oh, that's all right. Another time, dear.
742
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:39,124
(CHUCKLES) You're an adorable thing.
743
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,877
Come on, Susie, we'll get the horses.
We're gonna take a ride down the beach.
744
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:43,921
- Have fun.
- Bye, darling.
745
00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:47,083
First change I make in that household,
746
00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:50,095
off she goes to a boarding school
in Switzerland.
747
00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:21,079
Honey, listen, I've been meaning
to ask you. What do you think of Vicky?
748
00:56:21,753 --> 00:56:23,745
Uh, in what respect?
749
00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:28,712
Well... it's just an ordinary question.
750
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:32,630
No, it's not.
You asked me what I think of Vicky.
751
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:35,264
Well, what do I think of Vicky as what?
752
00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:39,678
I mean, if you asked me what
do I think of her as a fashion model
753
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,355
or a famous aviatrix or something
754
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:46,894
then maybe I can express
some sort of opinion, but just to ask...
755
00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:53,109
(CLEARS THROAT) All right.
What do you think of Vicky as a person?
756
00:56:53,952 --> 00:56:56,786
(CHUCKLES) Well, Daddy,
I really couldn't say.
757
00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:59,535
She's a perfect stranger to me.
758
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:02,875
- Race you back to the house!
- Wait a minute, Susie. Susie!
759
00:57:03,211 --> 00:57:04,918
Hey! I'm not through talking to you!
760
00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:13,673
(CAR HORN HONKS)
761
00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:24,681
VICKY: Hi, darling.
762
00:57:25,484 --> 00:57:26,941
- MITCH: Hi.
- Hello, sweetie.
763
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:35,069
He can't. He just can't.
764
00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:37,694
Oh, it makes me so mad.
765
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,446
A man of his age.
766
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,453
All our work and our plans.
767
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,081
Hi.
768
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,555
You used to confide in me.
769
00:58:01,728 --> 00:58:03,469
Anything you want to talk over with me?
770
00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:05,308
No.
771
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:09,938
You wouldn't like to tell me why
Andromeda never comes near you?
772
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:11,694
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
773
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:15,274
Or why suddenly your appetite's changed?
774
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,156
Dear Verbena, you are a mystic.
775
00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:22,155
Mystic? I'm no mystic.
776
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:25,663
Well, asking me all these crazy questions.
777
00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:27,702
Gee, I don't know what you're getting at.
778
00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:34,041
You know what I'm talking about.
779
00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:37,920
There's something very strange about you.
780
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:41,929
Are you sure there isn't anything
you want to tell me?
781
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,598
What do you want me to tell you?
782
00:58:47,232 --> 00:58:49,849
I don't know.
It's almost as if you were...
783
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:55,355
- Oh, that's impossible.
- Almost as if I were who, Verbena?
784
00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:58,567
Oh, forget it, honey. Never mind.
785
00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:01,364
You mean Sharon?
786
00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:13,039
Where did you hear about her?
787
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,051
Oh, Verbena.
788
00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:23,467
I've got to tell someone, but you've got
to swear never to tell Daddy.
789
00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:25,308
Promise?
790
00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:28,638
- Now, darling, try to be diplomatic...
- Honey, I know how to talk
791
00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:30,056
- to my own daughter.
- ...Handle her calmly.
792
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:32,858
She's 14 years old.
She's not exactly insensitive.
793
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,151
Good luck...
794
00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:38,401
Susan?
795
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:43,119
Oh, hi, Dad. Just getting back?
796
00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:45,788
Uh-huh. Just a minute.
I want to talk to you.
797
00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:47,956
Didn't know what a good thing you had
when you had it.
798
00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:51,118
Susie!
799
00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:57,424
- (PLAYS THE PIANO)
- Well, why did you go running off
800
00:59:57,636 --> 00:59:59,548
like that?
I told you I want to talk to you
801
00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:01,257
- about something.
- I'm listening.
802
01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:07,685
- Get comfortable.
- I am comfortable.
803
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:09,349
What do you want?
804
01:00:10,899 --> 01:00:13,562
Well, first of all, honey, about me.
Now...
805
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,900
Well, you probably think of me as being
just your father and to you
806
01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:20,156
I probably seem ancient and old...
807
01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:23,283
- Not ancient, Daddy.
- Well, certainly not.
808
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:24,660
I'm in my best years.
809
01:00:25,747 --> 01:00:26,863
OK.
810
01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:29,498
- Don't get nervous.
- Well, I'm not nervous.
811
01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:34,083
Now see, what seems old to you now
isn't really old when you get old...
812
01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:36,039
I mean, when you get older.
813
01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:39,258
That is when you get to be my age
it won't seem old to you at all
814
01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,960
and you'll probably...
815
01:00:42,556 --> 01:00:44,513
Where did you learn
how to play the piano?
816
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,057
Oh.
817
01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:51,809
- They taught us at camp.
- Gee. That's awfully good in five weeks.
818
01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:55,937
Could you stop now for just a minute,
please?
819
01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:58,106
- Yeah, sure.
- Pay attention.
820
01:00:59,614 --> 01:01:02,402
See, I've been wanting
to have this little talk with you about...
821
01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:08,871
What would you think about our making
Vicky, part of our family?
822
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,369
- Part of our family?
- Uh-huh.
823
01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:12,829
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
824
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:15,787
- Oh, I think that's a wonderful idea.
- You do?
825
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:19,590
Well, I most certainly do.
I've always wanted to have a sister.
826
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:24,216
No, no, honey.
See, you're missing the whole point.
827
01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:26,889
And how sweet of you
to want to adopt Vicky.
828
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:30,343
No, baby. I don't want to adopt her.
829
01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:32,348
I want to marry her.
830
01:01:33,398 --> 01:01:36,732
Marry her? Oh, Dad!
831
01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:39,143
You've just got to be kidding!
832
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,736
You can't marry her. She's just a child.
833
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,237
She's not a child, she's a woman!
834
01:01:46,411 --> 01:01:48,448
Will you please stop referring
to her as a child?
835
01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:50,784
It's all relative, Dad. Don't you see?
836
01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:54,617
- Compared to her, you're an old man.
- I am not an old man!
837
01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:57,874
- You are too! It's absolutely revolting!
- Revolting!
838
01:01:58,048 --> 01:01:59,914
It's the most revolting thing
I ever heard of!
839
01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:02,000
- I'm not at your age...
- I'm not even gonna discuss it with you
840
01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,842
- if you don't stop shouting.
- But Dad, you just said...
841
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,006
Just stop it.
842
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:12,719
All right. I'm not screaming.
843
01:02:14,105 --> 01:02:18,270
I will talk about this
perfectly calmly and rationally.
844
01:02:19,319 --> 01:02:21,857
(SHOUTING) You can't get married!
You'll ruin everything!
845
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:24,652
All the plans we've made!
The work and the...
846
01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:26,406
- MITCH: What are you talking about?
- ...and the diagrams.
847
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:29,819
And my hair! Look at my hair!
I cut it just for you.
848
01:02:30,205 --> 01:02:33,039
And my fingernails, I've bitten them
all off just because of you!
849
01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:35,165
Of all the pig-headed fathers!
850
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:40,880
All those days and weeks and weeks,
nothing but work... and...
851
01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:43,666
And voice and names and hair... Oh!
852
01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,551
I dunno what's the matter with her.
I tried to talk to her.
853
01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:48,971
And she gets hysterical.
She's not even making any sense now.
854
01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:52,475
Let me speak to her for a minute, darling.
Women understand these things better.
855
01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:54,138
(WHISPERS) Make yourself scarce.
856
01:02:57,065 --> 01:02:58,146
(HUFFS)
857
01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:05,775
Hello, darling.
858
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,903
He's making an absolute ninny of himself.
859
01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:11,785
Oh, it came as quite a shock to you
the way he told you, didn't it?
860
01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:14,280
Men put things so badly.
861
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:19,460
Can't you and I discuss this calmly
and rationally together like
862
01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:21,165
like grown-up women?
863
01:03:21,381 --> 01:03:22,997
Oh, I'm sure we can.
864
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,376
You're not afraid to come over here
and talk to me, are you?
865
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:28,423
I'm not afraid to talk to anybody.
866
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:34,137
You're a big girl now, Susan.
867
01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:36,810
You're old enough to understand
that wonderful, delicate mystery
868
01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:39,139
that happens sometimes
between a man and woman.
869
01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:42,434
I know what wonderful, delicate mystery
Daddy sees in you...
870
01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:48,319
and I can't say I blame him there either.
You're very nicely put together.
871
01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,612
Your father underestimates you, I think.
872
01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:57,706
I'm sure you won't, will you, Vicky?
873
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:04,881
Susan, dear, you've had him
to yourself all this time
874
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,424
and I can understand that suddenly
to have another woman around,
875
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:10,010
well, it's a tremendous intrusion.
876
01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:14,515
But all my life it seemed, I've hoped
and waited for someone like him,
877
01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:18,803
someone gentle and mature,
rough-edged, but quick to laugh,
878
01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:21,559
someone understanding and wise.
879
01:04:22,317 --> 01:04:24,730
All the things that I've come
to love and cherish in him.
880
01:04:25,570 --> 01:04:28,904
- Well, that's very refreshing.
- Why, dear?
881
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:33,242
Most girls just run after Daddy
because he's so wealthy.
882
01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:39,707
Are you inferring that I'd marry
your father for his money?
883
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:41,747
If the shoe fits, wear it.
884
01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:45,829
Look, pet.
885
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:48,749
I've tried to be friendly,
but I'm going to marry your father,
886
01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:50,800
so, you get used to the idea.
887
01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:52,260
You wanna bet?
888
01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:57,050
Oh, honey, don't you play
with the big girls.
889
01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:59,055
You'll be in way over your head.
890
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:16,277
Operator.
891
01:05:16,871 --> 01:05:18,578
Get me Western Union, please.
892
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:25,870
For Sharon?
A child of her age getting a telegram?
893
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:29,044
Well, don't stand there, daughter.
Let her read it. It belongs to her.
894
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:32,176
But who would possibly
be sending her a telegram?
895
01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:53,188
Sharon?
896
01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:02,456
"Alexander Graham. 3 a.m."
897
01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:04,749
California.
898
01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:08,336
Who could she possibly know
in California?
899
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:14,131
Uh, Bertha Waterbury.
This girl I met at camp. Sensational girl.
900
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,888
It's a rather cryptic message.
What does it mean?
901
01:06:21,519 --> 01:06:23,727
Well, she's crazy about this boy,
Alexander.
902
01:06:24,856 --> 01:06:27,690
And he took her
on a very important date till 3 a.m.
903
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:31,569
I've never heard of such a thing.
A child of that age!
904
01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:34,772
- Now, Mother, please don't make an issue.
- We're living in the modern age.
905
01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:44,493
- (PHONE RINGING)
- SUSAN: Hello?
906
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,666
- OPERATOR: Miss Susan Evers?
- Yes, speaking.
907
01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:49,078
- Go ahead, please.
- It's me again.
908
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:53,086
I know, boy, did I have a time explaining
your telegram, cuckoo pig.
909
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:55,884
SUSAN: Grandmother went into a five-minute
lecture on raising children.
910
01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:59,843
What's wrong now?
Look I told you what you ought to do.
911
01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:02,174
You've got to believe me,
it's an emergency.
912
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,641
- I'm in just horrible trouble out here.
- Now, don't dramatize it.
913
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,346
I'm not, stupid. This time it's serious.
914
01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:09,060
SHARON: It's the worst thing
that could happen.
915
01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:10,308
SUSAN: You mean it's gone that far?
916
01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:12,435
And at a time like this
I think Mother ought to be here.
917
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:15,571
OK. Tomorrow morning I'll break the bomb.
See you soon.
918
01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,030
- How's Mother?
- Fine.
919
01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:19,700
- Kiss her for me, and Grandpa.
- OK. Bye.
920
01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:36,337
Oh!
921
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:40,304
- Hi, Grandpa.
- Hi, Susan.
922
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:44,099
- Susan?
- Yes.
923
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:46,222
Sit down. Sit down.
924
01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:52,141
I think you and I ought to have
a little chat, don't you?
925
01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:54,439
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
926
01:07:57,365 --> 01:08:01,200
Oh, we've got the Picasso exhibition
at four o'clock, Margaret.
927
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:02,659
- We don't want to miss that.
- I know.
928
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,946
- Are you coming, Charles?
- No, thank you.
929
01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:07,448
Then we should get out
in time for Mrs. Saunders' tea.
930
01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:09,875
- Oh, Caroline's daughter's coming.
- Oh, really?
931
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:13,830
Oh, now, Sharon, you've got
your dancing lesson at 10:30.
932
01:08:14,173 --> 01:08:16,916
Then you can go straight on
to the musical appreciation
933
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,209
at the Leonardo Hall.
934
01:08:18,803 --> 01:08:21,090
Oh, Staimes could drive her in your car,
Charles?
935
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:22,713
Yes. Yes. That'd be...
936
01:08:23,016 --> 01:08:24,678
- CHARLES: (MOUTHS) Do it now.
- LOUISE: Now, at three o'clock...
937
01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:26,884
I don't think I'll be able
to do any of those today.
938
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:29,019
What did you say?
939
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,893
Sharon. You interrupted your grandmother.
940
01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:34,353
Well, I have something important
to tell you.
941
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:39,689
Mother, Mother, I think what you
and Daddy did to us children is lousy!
942
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:43,276
- In fact, I think it stinks!
- Sharon!
943
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:46,821
And let's get this straight.
I'm not Sharon, I'm Susan.
944
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,998
Sharon, your Sharon, is
out in California with Daddy.
945
01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:52,618
- But it's impossible.
- You can't be Susan.
946
01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:55,830
But I am Susan!
Sharon and I met at camp.
947
01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:57,961
So we decided to switch places.
948
01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:01,962
She bit off her fingernails and I cut
her hair, and now she's out in California
949
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:05,427
with Dad, swimming and riding my horse,
and having a keen time,
950
01:09:05,725 --> 01:09:09,014
and I'm stuck here with these
lousy music lessons, and I hate them!
951
01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:11,137
Susan.
952
01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:14,731
I'm sorry, Mother.
953
01:09:16,694 --> 01:09:20,734
But I wanted to see you,
and I miss not having a mother.
954
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:28,662
I love you very much and I wondered...
if you could love me as me
955
01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:31,991
and not as Sharon, please?
956
01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:35,077
Oh, Susan.
957
01:09:39,467 --> 01:09:42,881
Oh, my darling.
Why didn't you let me know?
958
01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:46,130
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I couldn't help it.
959
01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:49,801
I wanted to be near you
and to know what it was like
960
01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,555
to have a mother and everything.
961
01:09:53,731 --> 01:09:55,017
Oh, my baby.
962
01:09:56,609 --> 01:10:01,229
Susan, darling! Oh, dear.
Let me look at you.
963
01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:03,655
- She's exactly like Sharon.
- I know. I can't believe it.
964
01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:05,482
- Oh, baby, all these years...
- Louise?
965
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:07,276
- What is it?
- Isn't it wonderful?
966
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:09,403
- MAGGIE: Oh, darling.
- SUSAN: You know we talked about this
967
01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:11,204
- Louise.
- ...at camp and we decided it'd be
968
01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:12,990
- the best thing.
- What is it, Charles?
969
01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:14,575
It's most important.
970
01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:21,666
Well? What is it?
971
01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:24,293
I just thought they ought to be alone
for a minute, that's all.
972
01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:26,507
- Is that all?
- She's Margaret's child.
973
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,764
She hasn't seen her
since she was one year old.
974
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,012
But I'm her grandmother!
I have a right to...
975
01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:34,269
Louise, for once I'm putting my foot down.
976
01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:37,059
Let them alone.
977
01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:42,569
I've tried, Mother, honestly I have,
but I just don't understand.
978
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:46,236
Darling, it doesn't mean your father
and I didn't love each other,
979
01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:49,576
but sometimes even when people think
a lot about each other,
980
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,954
they sometimes just don't get on together.
981
01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:54,615
So you're gonna have
to switch us back again, huh?
982
01:10:55,293 --> 01:11:00,004
Well, legally, you belong to your father
and Sharon belongs to me.
983
01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:05,009
His and hers.
Makes me feel like a bathroom towel.
984
01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,337
It's lousy, isn't it?
985
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:11,223
But don't worry. We'll find a way.
986
01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:14,927
Six months split.
That's how it's going to end up.
987
01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:16,182
What?
988
01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:19,105
Oh, a lot of kids in camp have
that problem too.
989
01:11:19,358 --> 01:11:23,898
Six months with one parent, six months
with the other (CHUCKLES) like a yo-yo.
990
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:26,780
I don't like it any more
than you do, darling.
991
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:31,284
But don't worry,
I'm not going to lose you now.
992
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:37,666
- Bettina, would you put this in your case?
- Yes, ma'am.
993
01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:39,497
- May I come in?
- Of course, Dad.
994
01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:43,505
- I have you and Susan on the noon plane.
- That doesn't give us very much time.
995
01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:46,671
- Well, best I can do on short notice.
- Well, thank you.
996
01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,627
Traffic's pretty heavy these days.
997
01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:54,846
Are you, uh... are you wearing
that dress on the trip, are you?
998
01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:57,685
- What's wrong with it?
- Oh, it's very nice. Very nice.
999
01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:00,730
Give my best to Mitch
when you see him, will you.
1000
01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:05,648
- I wonder what kind of a wife he has now.
- Who said he's married?
1001
01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:11,234
Well, a vital, romantic fellow like Mitch,
it's a cinch he'd find a nice young wife.
1002
01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:14,365
Well, I certainly hope that she likes
to sleep in the great outdoors
1003
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:17,243
- and scale fish.
- Now, no sour grapes now.
1004
01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:20,330
Oh, Bettina, would you see
if you can find my blue skirt?
1005
01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:21,584
Yes, ma'am.
1006
01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:24,755
You know, Margaret, I've got to hand
it to you for one thing.
1007
01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,335
I've got to give you credit.
1008
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:29,009
It certainly shows strength of character
1009
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:32,304
not to go with the new fashion trends
in clothes.
1010
01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:35,550
All right, Dad.
Now, what are you trying to get at?
1011
01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:38,101
No, no. I'm just... You know,
I'm just saying that...
1012
01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:41,271
- You take your hairstyle, for instance...
- What's wrong with my hair?
1013
01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,723
That's what I mean.
1014
01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:45,150
Women nowadays, they're wearing
their hair a little differently.
1015
01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:47,148
That's all.
You know, a little fuller, maybe.
1016
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,104
All right, Dad.
Are you looking for a fight?
1017
01:12:49,323 --> 01:12:51,531
With my favorite daughter?
Not on your life.
1018
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:54,450
Now, don't get me wrong.
My goodness. (CHUCKLES)
1019
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:57,079
Well, you know, you are what you are.
1020
01:12:57,498 --> 01:13:00,241
And I, God love you.
I wouldn't wanna change you for the world.
1021
01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,371
- Not for the world.
- Who said anything about changing?
1022
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:04,749
That's what I say. Stay the way you are.
1023
01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:06,375
Well, I certainly intend to.
1024
01:13:06,591 --> 01:13:10,005
A nice, reliable, settled,
comfortable woman,
1025
01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:13,678
who accepts the coming of age
with grace and dignity.
1026
01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:18,138
Why, that's the most horrible thing
that anybody could possibly say!
1027
01:13:18,352 --> 01:13:20,218
There you are, you see?
You're flying off the handle.
1028
01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:24,356
And all I came in here for was to kiss you
goodbye and wish you good luck.
1029
01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:25,941
(CHUCKLES)
1030
01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:28,234
Goodbye, daughter.
1031
01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:30,062
Goodbye.
1032
01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:31,988
Give my regards to Mitch, huh?
1033
01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:36,360
You know, come to think of it,
that dress seems just perfect for you.
1034
01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:53,252
Hi, Mother. I'm all packed.
What time do we go?
1035
01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:55,588
On the noon plane,
and we haven't got very much time.
1036
01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:57,593
Have you got everything
in that we wanted for Sharon?
1037
01:13:57,808 --> 01:14:00,642
- Mm-hm.
- Um...
1038
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:03,637
How would you like to stop over
in New York for a few days?
1039
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,806
Oh, yeah! Why?
1040
01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:09,143
I thought that we might do some
shopping before we head west.
1041
01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:15,319
Hey, we got a nice little calf there,
Mitch.
1042
01:14:23,334 --> 01:14:24,666
What's eating you?
1043
01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:28,495
You ever get that funny feeling
like something's gonna happen?
1044
01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:30,622
Like a storm brewing?
1045
01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:33,712
No. Come on.
1046
01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:47,184
Verbena!
1047
01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:51,150
Verbena, we're here! Sharon!
1048
01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:54,980
Verbena, we're here!
1049
01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,399
Come on, Mother.
Shall I help you with your...
1050
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,573
- (SHRIEKS) Oh, darling!
- Verbena.
1051
01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:07,118
Mrs. Evers! You just look wonderful.
Let me take your things.
1052
01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:11,964
- I'll take them inside. Hello, darling!
- Verbena. How are you?
1053
01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:15,633
- I'm fine, but, oh, we've missed you.
- How's Andromeda and Schotzli?
1054
01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:19,756
- Thank you very much. Keep the change.
- Thank you.
1055
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:23,224
VERBENA: Oh, I can't wait to get you
inside and show you how lovely
1056
01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:24,677
everything is here now.
1057
01:15:26,564 --> 01:15:28,521
- MAGGIE: Oh, it was just wonderful.
- VERBENA: All's well, fine.
1058
01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:32,184
- MAGGIE: Absolutely... Sharon!
- Mother! I'm so glad you came!
1059
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:36,438
Oh, you look wonderful!
What did you do to yourself?
1060
01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:39,199
- Do you like it?
- Oh, I love it.
1061
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:41,151
Oh, darling.
1062
01:15:41,579 --> 01:15:43,195
Oh...
1063
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,783
Finally, both of you together at last.
1064
01:15:47,835 --> 01:15:49,952
- What do you think of each other?
- Fine.
1065
01:15:50,504 --> 01:15:51,961
We love each other.
1066
01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:53,914
- Hi, Sue.
- Hi.
1067
01:15:54,133 --> 01:15:56,295
(LAUGHTER)
1068
01:15:56,594 --> 01:16:02,465
- Oh and just look at you. That short hair.
- I cut it, Mother.
1069
01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:06,684
- You know, I like it!
- Oh and I love yours, Mother.
1070
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:10,223
- Where's your father?
- Oh, he's out somewhere on a horse.
1071
01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,559
- Are we in time?
- Time?
1072
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:15,351
Didn't you tell her?
1073
01:16:17,448 --> 01:16:19,940
- Tell me what?
- Well...
1074
01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:23,569
Dad's getting married.
1075
01:16:26,707 --> 01:16:28,073
Well...
1076
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:33,954
- When is all this taking place?
- Saturday, supposedly.
1077
01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:43,218
She just sort of infiltrated, Mother,
and before you knew it, Dad was hooked.
1078
01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:47,055
If you ask me, Mr. Evers is slipping
into his second childhood.
1079
01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:49,686
Oh, your father is old enough
to know what he's doing.
1080
01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:51,722
Shall we go upstairs and get unpacked?
1081
01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:55,313
I'm just dying to get into a hot shower
after that long train trip.
1082
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,269
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1083
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,817
- You want a beer?
- Yeah. I'll be in in a minute.
1084
01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:08,034
You know I don't say a word,
not a single word,
1085
01:17:08,207 --> 01:17:11,075
but the things
that Vicky woman has been up to...
1086
01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:13,164
- Really?
- Oh, well... (MITCH WHISTLING)
1087
01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:17,463
- Hi, Dad.
- Oh. Well, hi.
1088
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:21,468
- Look who's talking to me.
- Why shouldn't I talk to you?
1089
01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:26,256
Oh, come on, I can get married anytime
I want to, you got that?
1090
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,217
- Yeah.
- Now, don't stand there and pretend
1091
01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:30,386
you don't know what I'm talking about
after you've been walking around
1092
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,845
the house like a mummy for two days.
1093
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:34,396
Yes. You, me, two days. Nothing!
1094
01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:36,770
- Oh.
- Remember?
1095
01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:39,569
Oh, yeah. You were...
1096
01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:44,073
I guess I have been acting
sort of sulky lately.
1097
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:48,279
Sulky? Ha.
That's the understatement of the year.
1098
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:52,662
Sulky? You haven't been sulky,
you've been plain impossible.
1099
01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:55,870
You've been monstrous!
Now, pouting is childish.
1100
01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:58,208
You're much too old for that
and not speaking to someone
1101
01:17:58,465 --> 01:18:01,583
because you're mad at them
is just plain... It's...
1102
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,503
- Feminine.
- Yes. Feminine, and she's absolutely right
1103
01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:06,797
and it's the worst part
of being feminine too.
1104
01:18:07,308 --> 01:18:08,924
(DOORBELL RINGING)
1105
01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:11,551
The doorbell's ringing.
1106
01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:12,894
(MUTTERS TO HIMSELF)
1107
01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:16,143
Oh, listen now.
That's the minister and Miss Robinson.
1108
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:17,974
And you're to be polite to them,
you understand?
1109
01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:19,563
Here. Here.
1110
01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:21,778
Come here.
1111
01:18:30,748 --> 01:18:33,081
- Well, hello.
- Hello, Mitch darling.
1112
01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:36,243
EDNA: Mitchell, I want you
to meet Dr. Mosby.
1113
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:39,330
- Dr. Mosby, Mitchell Evers, the groom.
- MITCH: How do you do, sir?
1114
01:18:39,632 --> 01:18:45,094
Oh, how beautiful! Isn't this lovely?
So masculine.
1115
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:48,096
- Mitch, it needs a woman's touch.
- Sure.
1116
01:18:48,515 --> 01:18:51,679
There's that angelic creature again.
1117
01:18:51,936 --> 01:18:55,896
- VICKY: Hello, Susan. How are you today?
- Fine, thank you.
1118
01:18:56,523 --> 01:18:57,764
This is the Reverend Mosby, dear.
1119
01:18:57,983 --> 01:18:59,724
He's going to conduct
the marriage ceremony.
1120
01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,397
- How do you do?
- How do you do, my dear?
1121
01:19:02,655 --> 01:19:03,862
Listen, I've gotta go up and change.
1122
01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:05,355
Will you excuse me for just
a minute, please?
1123
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:06,815
Oh, certainly.
1124
01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:10,906
Say, how'd you like to be hostess
for a few minutes, huh?
1125
01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:13,579
(WHISPERS) And be polite.
1126
01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:16,617
(MITCH WHISTLES)
1127
01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:32,132
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, honey.
1128
01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:33,933
There are some people downstairs.
Did you know?
1129
01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:36,181
Yeah, I know.
(WHISTLES)
1130
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:07,008
(MITCH WHISTLES)
1131
01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:33,736
Your grandfather sends his love.
Your grandmother does too, and she's fine.
1132
01:20:33,954 --> 01:20:35,820
- She's downstairs. Do you wanna see her?
- Who, Vicky?
1133
01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:39,541
- No, thanks. I've seen her.
- Well, I haven't.
1134
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:51,378
- Susie...
- Did you want something, Daddy?
1135
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,473
No, honey. Never mind.
1136
01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:04,770
Mother, this is my wedding.
You've had four.
1137
01:21:04,985 --> 01:21:07,102
- Why didn't you mix some drinks, Vicky?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1138
01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:08,520
- We were waiting for you.
- Oh, that's silly.
1139
01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:11,280
- Let's have a little something. Good.
- Oh, anything you have.
1140
01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:15,202
- The usual, darling.
- Reverend, I don't suppose you indulge?
1141
01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:20,332
Oh, well, perhaps a little something
by way of a nuptial toast.
1142
01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:21,995
Good.
1143
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,962
Bourbon, double, on the rocks.
1144
01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:29,708
Yes, sir.
1145
01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:31,919
EDNA: Vicky, I know this is your wedding,
1146
01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:35,843
but think how an outdoor ceremony
will look in the newspapers.
1147
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:38,763
I'm inclined to agree with you,
Mrs. Robinson.
1148
01:21:39,019 --> 01:21:44,185
You know, the Marco-Dennisons had
their wedding under a striped awning tent.
1149
01:21:44,691 --> 01:21:49,186
Last month it was and the atmosphere was
ideally apropos,
1150
01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:54,442
there in God's natural setting
under the trees. Thank you.
1151
01:22:08,549 --> 01:22:09,756
Thank you.
1152
01:22:17,474 --> 01:22:18,806
- (TRAY FALLS WITH A CLATTER)
- (GLASS SHATTERING)
1153
01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:22,765
- Oh, Mitch!
- Upsidaisy, darling.
1154
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:25,434
(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
1155
01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:31,777
Edna, listen, I think your idea
about having the wedding
1156
01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:34,314
- outside is wonderful.
- (ALL TALK INDISTINCTLY)
1157
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:40,111
MITCH: Sure, I'd like to start
from the house.
1158
01:22:40,706 --> 01:22:42,242
Vicky can come down the walk...
1159
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:45,701
Now, Dr. Mosby and I could be right here.
We could put lights out on the lake.
1160
01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:48,085
- Mother, please.
- Nothing could be more...
1161
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,380
VICKY: We'll put the marquees over here.
1162
01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:54,675
- EDNA: Look at all those trees...
- REV:...under the trees over there...
1163
01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:02,809
- REV: It's all right, I've got him.
- VICKY: Grab hold of him! Grab him!
1164
01:23:04,605 --> 01:23:06,016
REV: Here, give me your hand, quick.
1165
01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:10,729
- VICKY: Mitch darling!
- MITCH: Yes. I'm all right.
1166
01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:12,439
REV: How did you fall in?
Did you hurt yourself?
1167
01:23:12,613 --> 01:23:14,024
(SHOUTS) Yes, I'm all right!
1168
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:16,231
- I'll be back in just a minute.
- VICKY: You don't need to shout.
1169
01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:18,866
I was hoping to get out of these clothes.
Wait...
1170
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:46,386
- Mitch.
- Maggie.
1171
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:50,899
- How are you?
- Fine, thanks. How are you?
1172
01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:54,644
I'm fine. Gee, you look...
1173
01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,105
Look, I've got a flock of people
out there!
1174
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:58,948
MAGGIE: Don't start yelling.
Just let me explain.
1175
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,866
- MITCH:...what you're doing here in...
- MAGGIE: Keep quiet for one...
1176
01:24:00,994 --> 01:24:02,235
(SHOUTING)
1177
01:24:02,412 --> 01:24:05,746
- If you just keep quiet, I'll tell you!
- You turn up... What are you doing here?
1178
01:24:05,999 --> 01:24:08,742
If you'll just stop screaming at her,
she'll explain, Dad.
1179
01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:14,876
Surprise.
1180
01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,422
That's what I was trying to tell you.
1181
01:24:21,306 --> 01:24:22,888
- Both of them?
- Mm-hm.
1182
01:24:36,863 --> 01:24:41,198
The two of them together. I can't...
Maggie, how did it happen?
1183
01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:44,944
We met at camp and then
the whole thing just sort of came out.
1184
01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:49,832
- They switched places on us.
- They what?
1185
01:24:50,877 --> 01:24:53,210
Sue came to Boston to be with me.
1186
01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:58,007
- You mean this is Sharon?
- MAGGIE: Uh-huh.
1187
01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:02,216
I had Sharon all this time?
You're Sharon?
1188
01:25:02,973 --> 01:25:07,013
I wanted to know what you were like
and Susan wanted to meet Mother.
1189
01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:10,765
You are Sharon.
1190
01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:18,399
- You were only a tiny little baby...
- You're not mad, are you, Daddy?
1191
01:25:18,572 --> 01:25:21,690
No, no, sweetheart.
I just can't believe it's you, that's all.
1192
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,360
Oh, my gosh.
The trouble I had burping you.
1193
01:25:25,537 --> 01:25:27,119
Oh, Daddy, really!
1194
01:25:27,581 --> 01:25:31,825
No, I mean it... I spent most of my nights
walking the floor up and down with you.
1195
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:34,411
- Two o'clock feedings...
- And where was I?
1196
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:37,417
Well, it was half and half.
1197
01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:40,717
Oh, you used up more diapers
than nearly ten kids.
1198
01:25:41,303 --> 01:25:43,966
- Daddy, diapers!
- Yes, diapers.
1199
01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:49,100
- Look at you now. Look at her.
- Quite grown up.
1200
01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:55,348
- And quite without a father.
- Aw, honey...
1201
01:25:56,026 --> 01:25:58,439
- And I'm quite without a mother.
- Sh.
1202
01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:04,365
Now, girls, we'll discuss this later on.
I want to talk to your father now.
1203
01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:08,161
Come on, Sharon. They want to be alone.
1204
01:26:13,627 --> 01:26:16,836
Daddy...
Daddy, please don't marry that woman.
1205
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,582
All right, Sharon. Run along now.
1206
01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:31,309
Will you look at that? I can't believe it.
1207
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:33,762
You know, the last time I saw them
together, they were that big
1208
01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:35,854
and you had them in that thing
and you were pushing them
1209
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,682
through the park. (CHUCKLES)
1210
01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:42,653
Oh, what a time for you to show up!
Just when I'm going to get married!
1211
01:26:42,906 --> 01:26:45,774
I didn't know, Mitch, honest.
Sharon told me when I got here.
1212
01:26:45,992 --> 01:26:50,783
- That girl is my fiancé.
- I know. I saw her.
1213
01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:55,874
All right. Let's have it.
1214
01:26:56,545 --> 01:27:00,710
- I think she's adorable.
- Sure you do.
1215
01:27:01,967 --> 01:27:05,802
- Except for what?
- I think she's a perfect dream.
1216
01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:10,932
Of course, her eyes are a little too close
together, but if you don't mind that.
1217
01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:14,768
Maggie, don't try those old, worn-out
tricks on me. They don't work anymore.
1218
01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:18,682
Now will you just go on upstairs
and put on something decent?
1219
01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:20,813
I'm perfectly decent.
1220
01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:23,194
Oh, sure. Running around in my bathrobe!
1221
01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:26,280
That looks great but she's liable to come
in here and see you in that thing.
1222
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,198
- It looks like we just...
- Like we what?
1223
01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:31,903
(SHOUTS) You just go on upstairs
and put on some clothes, that's all!
1224
01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:35,160
Don't use that tone of voice with me.
We're not married anymore, remember?
1225
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:39,210
This is my house and you're not gonna go
running around dressed up in that thing...
1226
01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:42,622
I'll do anything that I darn well please,
and don't start ordering me around!
1227
01:27:42,841 --> 01:27:46,801
Maggie, I'm warning you for the last time.
Go on upstairs and put on some clothes...
1228
01:27:47,012 --> 01:27:51,473
Don't try force on me.
I lammed you once and I can do it...
1229
01:27:52,392 --> 01:27:54,099
- Now stand back.
- Maggie.
1230
01:27:54,895 --> 01:27:57,137
Don't... don't start that, will you?
Come on.
1231
01:27:57,522 --> 01:28:01,141
Mitch, take your hands off me.
Let me alone. I'm warning you.
1232
01:28:01,651 --> 01:28:02,641
(MITCH GROANS)
1233
01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:04,355
- (GASPS) Oh... Oh...
- Ow!
1234
01:28:05,113 --> 01:28:08,948
- Did you have to do that?
- Oh, Mitch. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
1235
01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:11,534
Why do you have to get so physical?
1236
01:28:12,954 --> 01:28:16,368
I can't even talk to you about anything.
You always wind up belting me
1237
01:28:16,541 --> 01:28:18,703
with something.
That's the most vicious thing I ever...
1238
01:28:18,919 --> 01:28:22,583
- Oh, Mitch. It can't be that bad.
- It is too that bad. It hurts.
1239
01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:24,705
Let me see it.
Come on, now, I have to see it.
1240
01:28:24,925 --> 01:28:27,963
- Just leave it alone. You've done enough.
- Come on, help me. Open up. Let me see.
1241
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:30,761
- Look, don't... Ow!
- Just a little bit.
1242
01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:35,805
Oh, Mitch, stop acting like a big baby.
I didn't get a good look at it. Come on.
1243
01:28:36,102 --> 01:28:38,014
- I want a doctor to look at it.
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.
1244
01:28:38,230 --> 01:28:40,187
- You're worse than the twins.
- Mr. Evers?
1245
01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:43,517
Mr. Evers, the ladies
were wondering... Excuse me.
1246
01:28:45,570 --> 01:28:47,186
- Oh.
- Reverend?
1247
01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:52,279
Wait just a minute, sir.
There's nothing wrong here.
1248
01:28:55,121 --> 01:28:57,784
There's nothing wrong at all.
It's not anything like you would think.
1249
01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:00,041
It's very easy to explain. You see, sir...
1250
01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:01,868
This is my wife.
1251
01:29:03,797 --> 01:29:04,913
Hello.
1252
01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,878
- How do you do, madam?
- How do you do?
1253
01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:14,255
- But what about...
- Oh, no. Ex-wife.
1254
01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:17,929
She came out here all of a sudden,
very unexpectedly.
1255
01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:20,937
to discuss some little mix-up
that we had about the children,
1256
01:29:21,147 --> 01:29:23,514
and while we were discussing it
I merely suggested
1257
01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:26,651
that she go upstairs and put
on something decent because you...
1258
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:29,737
What am I telling you all this for?
It's none of your darn business.
1259
01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:32,281
Don't snap at him so.
He didn't ask for an explanation.
1260
01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:36,740
You're the one who's babbling on
as if there were something to hide.
1261
01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:41,245
Dr. Mosby isn't at all shocked
at seeing me like this, are you?
1262
01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:42,745
Of course he's shocked.
What do you expect?
1263
01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:44,827
He walks in here, you're running around
in that get-up...
1264
01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:47,538
On the contrary, Mr. Evers,
I'm not at all shocked.
1265
01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:49,833
I see nothing wrong
with your wife's attire.
1266
01:29:50,135 --> 01:29:52,752
- Ex-wife.
- She's very beautiful, in fact.
1267
01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:54,966
Oh.
1268
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:58,553
You see, I knew I liked you.
1269
01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:01,970
Also, Mr. Evers, you'll find that
I'm not without a sense of humor.
1270
01:30:02,355 --> 01:30:05,063
I find this situation fraught with humor.
1271
01:30:05,817 --> 01:30:08,025
Quite out of the everyday, as we say.
1272
01:30:08,278 --> 01:30:09,439
(LAUGH)
1273
01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:12,571
Could you excuse us for just a moment,
Dr. Mosby?
1274
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,817
Listen, Maggie, will you for once
in your life try to be
1275
01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,828
a little understanding, please?
I've got to go outside there
1276
01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:23,204
and explain why you're here.
(WHISPERS) That's not going to be easy.
1277
01:30:23,501 --> 01:30:27,165
- And I suppose they'll want to meet me.
- Well, I suppose that's natural.
1278
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,963
Besides, I want to keep this thing
honest and above board.
1279
01:30:30,216 --> 01:30:32,333
Very well, then.
I'll just run upstairs
1280
01:30:32,510 --> 01:30:36,845
- and slip into something more comfortable.
- Ha-ha. Very funny.
1281
01:30:39,809 --> 01:30:43,143
- Oh, Dr. Mosby, don't you run away now.
- I'll be here.
1282
01:30:43,521 --> 01:30:46,184
- I'll be back in just a few minutes.
- I'll look forward to that.
1283
01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:50,985
A delightful woman, Mr. Evers.
However did you let her
1284
01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:54,443
slip away from you?
She's simply delightful.
1285
01:30:54,908 --> 01:30:56,740
(CHUCKLES)
1286
01:30:59,287 --> 01:31:01,279
Why couldn't she have
checked into a hotel?
1287
01:31:01,498 --> 01:31:03,160
I told you. I didn't invite her.
1288
01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:05,867
- I knew something would go wrong.
- Nothing has gone wrong.
1289
01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:08,499
- Nothing's gone wrong?
- She was home. She'd unpacked.
1290
01:31:08,672 --> 01:31:11,460
- EDNA: She's going to spend the night?
- VICKY: Mitch, I won't have that!
1291
01:31:11,675 --> 01:31:13,712
Now, wait a minute.
You're reading implications into...
1292
01:31:22,102 --> 01:31:24,094
Wouldn't you like
to go out and look at the garden?
1293
01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:26,929
No, no, indeed.
I'm enjoying this immensely.
1294
01:31:27,148 --> 01:31:29,356
- You are?
- Very interesting situation.
1295
01:31:29,859 --> 01:31:31,896
Quite out of the everyday, you know.
1296
01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:33,360
(CHUCKLES)
1297
01:31:33,613 --> 01:31:34,854
Yes. It sure is.
1298
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:39,234
Edna, listen, I guarantee you
by tomorrow morning, she'll be...
1299
01:31:39,369 --> 01:31:41,326
Mitch, I will not have her spending
the night in this house.
1300
01:31:41,454 --> 01:31:43,696
- You get rid of her. Do you hear me?
- Vicky, will you try to be
1301
01:31:43,915 --> 01:31:46,658
a little understanding?
She is not that kind of a woman.
1302
01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:49,577
She's a woman, that's enough.
1303
01:31:49,963 --> 01:31:54,003
Edna, she's not what you think at all.
In the first place, she's from Boston.
1304
01:31:55,051 --> 01:31:58,465
She's older, she's more mature.
She's had two children.
1305
01:31:58,638 --> 01:32:01,130
She's really the, you know,
motherly type.
1306
01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:04,467
Vicky, I swear to you on a stack
of bibles, you've got nothing to...
1307
01:32:04,686 --> 01:32:08,350
Hello, everybody, sorry to keep you
waiting. I'm Margaret McKendrick.
1308
01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:11,982
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Oh, hello, again.
1309
01:32:12,652 --> 01:32:15,486
And this must be Vicky.
1310
01:32:15,739 --> 01:32:17,150
Oh, you are adorable.
1311
01:32:17,323 --> 01:32:19,360
I'd know you anywhere
from Mitch's description.
1312
01:32:21,411 --> 01:32:24,279
- I'm Mrs. Robinson.
- Whoops.
1313
01:32:25,415 --> 01:32:28,704
- Sorry, Mitch.
- It could happen to anybody.
1314
01:32:29,878 --> 01:32:31,164
Vicky?
1315
01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:34,872
Oh, you are divine.
1316
01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:37,633
Oh, Mitch. She's simply breathtaking.
1317
01:32:37,886 --> 01:32:40,503
I was just thinking the same thing
about you, dear.
1318
01:32:40,805 --> 01:32:42,296
At my age?
1319
01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:46,013
Oh, you are a sweet child.
1320
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:49,057
Mitch described you somewhat differently.
1321
01:32:49,397 --> 01:32:50,729
He certainly did.
1322
01:32:51,149 --> 01:32:53,106
(REVEREND LAUGHS)
1323
01:32:54,527 --> 01:32:55,563
Excuse me.
1324
01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:58,863
Of course, you know
what husbands think about ex-wives.
1325
01:32:59,282 --> 01:33:02,866
like an old comfortable worn-out shoe
cast in the closet.
1326
01:33:03,244 --> 01:33:07,284
Well, off with the old
and on with the new, eh?
1327
01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:10,203
I must say, you are young.
1328
01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:15,079
- Isn't that lucky for Mitch?
- Yes.
1329
01:33:15,507 --> 01:33:18,124
I was so thrilled when I heard that
you were going to take the plunge
1330
01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:21,757
with old Mitch.
We really must celebrate this occasion.
1331
01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:25,222
Mitch, darling, be a good boy and run
along and open up some champagne.
1332
01:33:25,475 --> 01:33:27,717
Now, tell me all about yourself.
1333
01:33:28,019 --> 01:33:29,885
We really must get to be
very good friends.
1334
01:33:30,146 --> 01:33:34,641
No! I don't want you to get to be
very good friends. That's not the idea.
1335
01:33:35,693 --> 01:33:39,528
- We have to be running anyway.
- Perhaps you'd better...
1336
01:33:39,989 --> 01:33:42,732
All good things have to come to an end,
you know.
1337
01:33:42,992 --> 01:33:45,655
Oh, dear, what a pity,
just as we were getting
1338
01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:47,236
to know each other.
1339
01:33:47,914 --> 01:33:49,496
So nice to have met you.
1340
01:33:51,251 --> 01:33:53,368
I know you won't be coming
to the wedding,
1341
01:33:53,545 --> 01:33:55,878
but you'll see it in the society columns
if you look.
1342
01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:58,289
- MAGGIE: I never read them.
- EDNA: Really? What a shame.
1343
01:33:58,591 --> 01:33:59,832
You miss so much.
1344
01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:04,841
MAGGIE: Actually, I never go to funerals
or weddings. I prefer elopements.
1345
01:34:05,390 --> 01:34:06,926
They're much more romantic.
1346
01:34:07,267 --> 01:34:09,884
What a shame you can't stay
and have dinner with Mitch and me.
1347
01:34:10,186 --> 01:34:12,223
- And the children.'
- Yes, Vicky and I have
1348
01:34:12,438 --> 01:34:13,849
a million things to do,
1349
01:34:14,023 --> 01:34:16,640
You know, fittings and odds
and ends to buy.
1350
01:34:17,277 --> 01:34:19,985
Well, just charge it to good old Mitch.
He's loaded.
1351
01:34:20,321 --> 01:34:24,190
- Oh? I didn't really know.
- Oh, didn't you?
1352
01:34:24,951 --> 01:34:27,443
MAGGIE: Well, goodbye,
it was so nice to have met you.
1353
01:34:27,745 --> 01:34:31,034
Goodbye, Vicky, darling.
You're just as cute as you can be.
1354
01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:35,334
Bye.
1355
01:34:40,008 --> 01:34:41,795
Delightful, charming woman.
1356
01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:44,673
It's amazing how he ever let
her slip away from him.
1357
01:34:50,977 --> 01:34:54,220
You want me to lose my job?
Your pa will fire me for sure.
1358
01:34:54,355 --> 01:34:56,221
Aw, go on, Hecky. Please.
1359
01:34:56,399 --> 01:34:59,563
We're leaving tomorrow
and I've only got tonight. Please.
1360
01:35:00,195 --> 01:35:03,233
No, I won't be any part
of a conspiracy like this.
1361
01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:08,239
He'll do it, or else he'll cook
his own meals for the next month.
1362
01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:13,659
A gypsy?
1363
01:35:34,395 --> 01:35:36,682
Hey... What happened to dinner?
1364
01:35:36,898 --> 01:35:39,106
Oh, dinner's being served
on the patio tonight.
1365
01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,100
Whose idea's that?
1366
01:35:41,361 --> 01:35:44,195
Oh, it's none of my never-mind.
I don't say a word.
1367
01:35:44,447 --> 01:35:46,439
- I know. You never say a word to anyone.
- People talk too much.
1368
01:35:46,532 --> 01:35:48,865
VERBENA: So, I just don't say anything.
I mind my own business.
1369
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:52,119
I've been doing that for years and that's
the way I intend to keep on doing it.
1370
01:35:52,372 --> 01:35:53,863
Hey, Verbena! What the heck's all this?
1371
01:35:54,123 --> 01:35:57,082
SUSAN: Don't ask questions, Daddy.
Go sit down. You want to ruin everything?
1372
01:35:57,293 --> 01:36:01,333
- Ruin what? You gonna tell fortunes?
- Go and sit down. Dinner's ready to serve.
1373
01:36:06,010 --> 01:36:07,751
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
1374
01:36:25,738 --> 01:36:28,651
Well! What's all this?
1375
01:36:29,659 --> 01:36:32,777
I don't know. Don't ask me.
I just got here. It's just my house.
1376
01:36:32,996 --> 01:36:35,488
Nobody ever tells me anything
about what's going on.
1377
01:36:35,748 --> 01:36:39,583
And dinner on the patio.
Was this your idea, Mitch?
1378
01:36:39,961 --> 01:36:43,500
No, it was not my idea.
What are you looking at?
1379
01:36:44,007 --> 01:36:46,841
Oh, Mitch, that eye, it just looks
dreadful.
1380
01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:49,134
Now, really, you must put something on it.
1381
01:36:49,345 --> 01:36:53,055
- Don't you concern yourself.
- What did you do, step on a rake?
1382
01:36:53,308 --> 01:36:58,599
No, actually, a very well-bred, ladylike,
Bostonian matron pinned it on me
1383
01:36:58,771 --> 01:37:00,979
if you want
the Associated Press release on it.
1384
01:37:01,316 --> 01:37:04,309
Anybody I know? Oh, Verbena.
1385
01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:07,478
So, it's special for tonight.
I think you'll like it.
1386
01:37:08,197 --> 01:37:09,779
It smells delicious.
1387
01:37:09,991 --> 01:37:12,734
- Now, what do you call that?
- Veal parmigian.
1388
01:37:12,952 --> 01:37:14,068
Veal?
1389
01:37:14,787 --> 01:37:17,621
I hate that kind of stuff.
She knows that.
1390
01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:23,081
(PLAYS VIOLIN OUT OF TUNE)
1391
01:37:24,297 --> 01:37:27,165
- What do you think you're doing?
- Mitch, please.
1392
01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:29,379
I may go out and kill myself.
I dunno...
1393
01:37:29,635 --> 01:37:31,376
SUSAN: Hecky. Come on, it's time!
1394
01:37:32,263 --> 01:37:35,427
Excuse me, Mitch. All right!
1395
01:37:36,225 --> 01:37:38,057
(CHUCKLES)
1396
01:37:48,071 --> 01:37:51,815
- Mitch, please don't laugh at this.
- What's the matter with you?
1397
01:37:52,116 --> 01:37:54,403
- Well, don't you see...
- Ladies and gentlemen,
1398
01:37:54,994 --> 01:37:58,078
the management here has gotten together
some entertainment for you.
1399
01:37:58,706 --> 01:38:02,996
Well, without further ado,
ladies and gentlemen,
1400
01:38:03,378 --> 01:38:06,416
I'd like to introduce, direct from Boston,
1401
01:38:06,714 --> 01:38:12,301
playing Beethoven's "Fifth Symphony"
on the piano, Miss Sharon McKendrick.
1402
01:38:13,846 --> 01:38:15,678
(APPLAUSE)
1403
01:38:50,258 --> 01:38:51,624
Hey, what's all this noise?
1404
01:38:52,093 --> 01:38:55,803
Would you kindly get off the stage?
I'm in the middle of a concert.
1405
01:38:56,097 --> 01:38:57,554
A concert?
1406
01:38:58,015 --> 01:39:01,304
Honey, you're gonna put the paying
customers to sleep with all this jazz.
1407
01:39:01,519 --> 01:39:03,055
You gotta get the new sound.
1408
01:39:09,152 --> 01:39:12,771
Come on now, let's compromise.
You give a little, I'll give a little.
1409
01:39:13,156 --> 01:39:14,522
Come on, let's get together.
1410
01:39:16,659 --> 01:39:17,695
That's it!
1411
01:39:19,495 --> 01:39:20,861
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1412
01:39:21,289 --> 01:39:23,781
(SINGING) Let's get together,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1413
01:39:24,333 --> 01:39:26,575
Why don't you and I combine?
1414
01:39:27,170 --> 01:39:32,507
Let's get together, what do you say?
We can have a swinging time
1415
01:39:32,758 --> 01:39:35,216
We'd be a crazy team
1416
01:39:35,761 --> 01:39:38,299
Why don't we make the scene?
1417
01:39:39,098 --> 01:39:40,680
Together
1418
01:39:40,933 --> 01:39:44,677
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah
1419
01:39:45,229 --> 01:39:47,596
Think of all that we could share
1420
01:39:48,274 --> 01:39:53,235
Let's get together every day
Every way and everywhere
1421
01:39:53,779 --> 01:39:56,146
And though we haven't got a lot
1422
01:39:56,741 --> 01:39:59,279
We could be sharing all we've got
1423
01:40:00,161 --> 01:40:01,572
Together
1424
01:40:03,122 --> 01:40:05,614
Oh, I really think you're swell
1425
01:40:06,042 --> 01:40:08,785
Uh-huh, we really ring the bell
1426
01:40:09,086 --> 01:40:11,669
Oo-wee, and if you stick with me
1427
01:40:12,215 --> 01:40:14,923
Nothing could be greater
Say hey, alligator!
1428
01:40:15,593 --> 01:40:17,710
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah
1429
01:40:18,346 --> 01:40:20,588
Two is twice as nice as one
1430
01:40:21,349 --> 01:40:26,344
Let's get together right away
We'll be having twice the fun
1431
01:40:26,854 --> 01:40:29,437
And you can always count on me
1432
01:40:29,815 --> 01:40:32,307
A gruesome twosome we will be
1433
01:40:32,777 --> 01:40:35,895
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah!
1434
01:40:36,572 --> 01:40:38,188
- (MAGGIE LAUGHS)
- (APPLAUSE)
1435
01:40:38,407 --> 01:40:40,194
That was wonderful, girls!
1436
01:40:41,953 --> 01:40:44,115
- MITCH: Great!
- MAGGIE: Oh, girls. Marvelous!
1437
01:40:44,497 --> 01:40:47,331
- Come on down and have dinner.
- Yeah, come on, we got spaghetti,
1438
01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:50,125
- all kinds of glop.
- Oh, no, it's all right, thank you.
1439
01:40:50,419 --> 01:40:52,331
We've already had
dinner in the kitchen, haven't we?
1440
01:40:52,547 --> 01:40:55,631
Yes. You go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
We're going to bed.
1441
01:40:55,967 --> 01:40:57,754
Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.
1442
01:40:57,969 --> 01:41:01,838
Mm-hm. Good night, Mom. Have fun.
1443
01:41:03,349 --> 01:41:05,557
- Good night, girls.
- Night, kids.
1444
01:41:06,602 --> 01:41:08,434
How about those two little monkeys?
1445
01:41:08,980 --> 01:41:10,346
Imagine them putting together
a thing like that?
1446
01:41:10,606 --> 01:41:13,189
Oh, they've put much more
than that together, Mitch.
1447
01:41:13,484 --> 01:41:16,397
- What do you mean?
- Don't you understand?
1448
01:41:16,737 --> 01:41:20,651
The drippy candles, the violin music,
the veal parmigiana.
1449
01:41:22,159 --> 01:41:24,276
Martinelli's. Don't you remember?
1450
01:41:25,371 --> 01:41:28,785
Our first date. They tried to recreate it.
1451
01:41:30,918 --> 01:41:32,625
Crazy, sweet kids.
1452
01:41:36,424 --> 01:41:37,665
What?
1453
01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:40,668
Nothing.
1454
01:41:45,725 --> 01:41:48,342
Well, what are we going to do about them?
1455
01:41:48,894 --> 01:41:51,728
Now that they've met we certainly
can't keep them apart.
1456
01:41:52,898 --> 01:41:54,764
No, we sure can't do that, can we?
1457
01:41:56,944 --> 01:42:02,406
Well, I guess the only logical thing
we can do is, try to share them.
1458
01:42:04,577 --> 01:42:06,193
I mean, you could
take them both for six months,
1459
01:42:06,370 --> 01:42:08,157
then I could have them
for the rest of the year.
1460
01:42:09,248 --> 01:42:11,035
That way at least they'd be together.
1461
01:42:12,543 --> 01:42:16,958
- I think that's the best way. Don't you?
- Yes, I guess it is.
1462
01:42:19,091 --> 01:42:21,754
"Six months' split".
That's what Susan calls it.
1463
01:42:22,011 --> 01:42:23,218
Yeah...
1464
01:42:24,805 --> 01:42:26,421
That's about all we can do.
1465
01:42:28,559 --> 01:42:32,599
You know, Mitch,
all of a sudden, I'm very depressed.
1466
01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:36,689
Oh, Maggie, it would have been worse
if we'd stayed together. You know that.
1467
01:42:36,901 --> 01:42:39,564
All the fighting and squabbling.
You with that Irish temper of yours.
1468
01:42:39,820 --> 01:42:41,982
You were just as difficult
and hard to get along with.
1469
01:42:42,156 --> 01:42:45,615
Oh, sure. I know. I admit it.
It was a mistake in the beginning.
1470
01:42:48,037 --> 01:42:50,871
- Was it, Mitch?
- Well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?
1471
01:42:51,791 --> 01:42:56,377
You know, you haven't changed much.
The years have been good to you, Mitch.
1472
01:42:57,129 --> 01:42:58,461
Yeah.
1473
01:43:00,716 --> 01:43:04,175
Well, aren't you going to return
the compliment?
1474
01:43:04,970 --> 01:43:09,340
Oh, yeah, you know, as a matter of fact,
Maggie, you look... pretty good.
1475
01:43:09,975 --> 01:43:13,844
Oh, don't stumble over the words.
You know, you don't have to say them!
1476
01:43:13,979 --> 01:43:18,189
No, really, I mean it.
What did you do to yourself anyway?
1477
01:43:18,943 --> 01:43:20,400
Do to myself?
1478
01:43:22,154 --> 01:43:25,693
Sixteen plastic surgeons
and a major reconstruction job on my face
1479
01:43:25,866 --> 01:43:28,153
- just so that I could be presentable!
- Oh, Maggie...
1480
01:43:28,327 --> 01:43:32,071
Well, who do you think I am, some troll
who crawled out of the woods
1481
01:43:32,331 --> 01:43:34,368
- to come calling on you?
- Honey, all I wanted to...
1482
01:43:34,667 --> 01:43:38,502
Oh, I admit I'm not as young as that
simpering baby-faced, platinum doll
1483
01:43:38,671 --> 01:43:40,663
- who's got her hooks in you.
- Don't get started on Vicky.
1484
01:43:41,006 --> 01:43:44,750
Oh, that's right, don't say anything
about that dear, sweet, precious Vicky!
1485
01:43:44,969 --> 01:43:48,258
That plotz-faced child bride
and her electric hips!
1486
01:43:58,733 --> 01:44:02,443
- I'm sorry, Mitch.
- It always happens, doesn't it?
1487
01:44:03,320 --> 01:44:04,527
Yeah.
1488
01:44:05,030 --> 01:44:07,647
Well, it won't happen anymore.
1489
01:44:08,868 --> 01:44:10,825
I'm leaving in the morning with Sharon.
1490
01:44:13,456 --> 01:44:15,413
I really do mean this, Mitch.
1491
01:44:16,125 --> 01:44:18,833
I wish you the best
of everything with Vicky.
1492
01:44:23,632 --> 01:44:24,998
(DISTANT DOOR CLOSES GENTLY)
1493
01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:32,723
Holy smokes!
What a lousy mess they made of that.
1494
01:44:33,642 --> 01:44:37,852
All our plans...
and Mother and I will be leaving tomorrow.
1495
01:44:39,482 --> 01:44:43,101
Well, don't give up.
We've got all night to think of something.
1496
01:44:43,903 --> 01:44:45,269
Like what?
1497
01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:49,148
I don't know.
1498
01:44:52,953 --> 01:44:54,410
But something.
1499
01:44:58,375 --> 01:45:01,959
- Sharon! Taxi's waiting.
- SHARON: I'm coming.
1500
01:45:02,588 --> 01:45:06,002
Susan, aren't you coming down
to say goodbye to me?
1501
01:45:06,217 --> 01:45:07,833
SUSAN: Be right there, Mother!
1502
01:45:22,900 --> 01:45:24,983
Sharon! Susan!
1503
01:45:28,113 --> 01:45:30,446
I'll send Susan back for Christmas.
1504
01:45:32,660 --> 01:45:36,244
I'll see that Sharon comes
out here for Easter.
1505
01:45:37,206 --> 01:45:38,947
Well, I suppose that's the best way.
1506
01:45:42,545 --> 01:45:43,786
I suppose so.
1507
01:45:53,305 --> 01:45:55,171
What are you doing in those clothes?
1508
01:45:56,475 --> 01:45:57,932
Sharon, what is this?
1509
01:45:58,227 --> 01:46:00,264
Well, I'll tell you.
We've thought it over.
1510
01:46:00,437 --> 01:46:01,894
And we've come to a decision.
1511
01:46:02,398 --> 01:46:06,017
- Yep. We decided we were getting gypped.
- Yeah, gypped.
1512
01:46:06,402 --> 01:46:07,813
- What?
- Now, what do you mean, "gypped"?
1513
01:46:08,445 --> 01:46:13,406
Well, we decided that we wanted
to spend our camp-out together.
1514
01:46:14,076 --> 01:46:17,240
- So whichever one of us is Sharon...
- And we won't tell.
1515
01:46:17,872 --> 01:46:20,910
Whichever one of us is Sharon,
we're not going to Boston.
1516
01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,410
Now, don't get smart with me, girls.
1517
01:46:25,546 --> 01:46:28,584
Sharon, go right upstairs
and put your suit on. Now, go on.
1518
01:46:28,757 --> 01:46:32,125
- Are you sure she's Sharon?
- Of course, she is.
1519
01:46:34,430 --> 01:46:35,466
Aren't you?
1520
01:46:37,224 --> 01:46:39,591
- Tough to tell, ain't it?
- Ain't it?
1521
01:46:39,894 --> 01:46:42,602
Isn't it!
Now, stop all of this foolishness.
1522
01:46:42,771 --> 01:46:45,354
- We're going to miss the plane.
- That's the whole idea.
1523
01:46:47,693 --> 01:46:50,356
- Mitch, do something!
- Susan...
1524
01:46:50,529 --> 01:46:51,940
- Yes, Daddy?
- Yes, Daddy?
1525
01:46:52,531 --> 01:46:55,274
- That's not funny.
- That's not funny.
1526
01:46:55,492 --> 01:46:58,985
- That's not funny.
- This one is Susan, the smart-alec here.
1527
01:46:59,496 --> 01:47:00,577
Are you sure?
1528
01:47:00,789 --> 01:47:02,826
Of course, I'm sure.
I know my own daughter, don't I?
1529
01:47:03,626 --> 01:47:05,709
You're not really sure, are you, Daddy?
1530
01:47:11,008 --> 01:47:14,172
- You know, I'm not.
- I think they're ready to listen.
1531
01:47:14,762 --> 01:47:16,845
Right. Here's the deal.
1532
01:47:17,222 --> 01:47:20,636
We leave for the camp-out immediately.
All of us.
1533
01:47:21,560 --> 01:47:23,472
And when you bring us back on Friday,
1534
01:47:23,938 --> 01:47:26,897
then we'll tell you
who's Sharon and who's Susan.
1535
01:47:27,149 --> 01:47:29,937
That's the deal. Take it or leave it.
1536
01:47:36,533 --> 01:47:37,899
What am I supposed to do for three days
1537
01:47:38,118 --> 01:47:40,531
while you're off on some crazy trip
into the woods? Stay home and knit?
1538
01:47:40,788 --> 01:47:42,871
It's not my fault.
Now, I can't tell them apart.
1539
01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:44,156
What do you want me to do?
1540
01:47:44,333 --> 01:47:46,290
Give them a good spanking
and make them tell!
1541
01:47:46,543 --> 01:47:49,877
Oh, you don't spank 13-year-olds,
especially for something like this.
1542
01:47:50,130 --> 01:47:51,416
- Don't you understand?
- Is she coming along?
1543
01:47:51,674 --> 01:47:53,961
- That's part of the deal. Don't ask...
- Mitch, I will not have it.
1544
01:47:54,301 --> 01:47:55,667
Good morning, Vicky.
1545
01:47:56,303 --> 01:47:58,636
I will not sit here while you're off
prowling through the woods with her.
1546
01:47:58,806 --> 01:48:01,549
- You're absolutely right.
- Maggie, will you keep out of this.
1547
01:48:01,767 --> 01:48:06,011
Oh, Mitch, you just can't go off and leave
your fiancé alone for three whole days.
1548
01:48:06,230 --> 01:48:07,596
What on earth would people say?
1549
01:48:07,773 --> 01:48:10,857
Sure, all right, group activity leader,
what do you suggest, huh?
1550
01:48:11,068 --> 01:48:15,187
- I think you ought to come along with us.
- Maybe I just will.
1551
01:48:15,406 --> 01:48:17,068
- It's the only decent thing to do.
- MITCH: Sure...
1552
01:48:17,366 --> 01:48:19,198
Of course, we're gonna have to get you
another outfit.
1553
01:48:19,368 --> 01:48:22,861
But I know where Mitch keeps
his old shirts and we can find you
1554
01:48:23,080 --> 01:48:26,073
some boots, and very quickly
we'll have you all fixed up...
1555
01:48:29,169 --> 01:48:33,379
- Are they all coming with us?
- Yup.
1556
01:48:35,968 --> 01:48:39,302
- Hecky, here's some more stuff.
- All right, keep your shirt on, girl.
1557
01:48:39,471 --> 01:48:40,712
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi.
1558
01:48:44,309 --> 01:48:46,926
Everything's almost packed.
Why don't we get going?
1559
01:48:47,104 --> 01:48:48,345
You got enough?
1560
01:48:48,647 --> 01:48:51,230
- Just fasten the belt a bit tighter.
- Yes.
1561
01:48:51,692 --> 01:48:54,810
- Where does she think she's going?
- She's gonna come along, honey.
1562
01:48:55,154 --> 01:48:56,816
- Are you kidding?
- Nope.
1563
01:48:57,031 --> 01:48:58,693
- And besides it's waterproof.
- Peachy, yeah.
1564
01:48:58,991 --> 01:49:00,607
Wonderful. Oh, here we are, Mitch.
1565
01:49:00,826 --> 01:49:03,569
- All ready to go.
- But she can't come along!
1566
01:49:04,163 --> 01:49:05,870
Now, girls, don't be rude.
1567
01:49:06,415 --> 01:49:09,783
We decided that your
father couldn't possibly leave Vicky alone
1568
01:49:09,918 --> 01:49:11,204
for three whole days.
1569
01:49:11,795 --> 01:49:13,457
Well, let's get the show
on the road, huh?
1570
01:49:14,089 --> 01:49:15,921
You first, Vicky.
You'll want to sit beside Mitch.
1571
01:49:16,133 --> 01:49:17,624
- Won't you?
- VICKY: If you don't mind.
1572
01:49:17,926 --> 01:49:20,589
My pleasure.
You know, the way things have worked out,
1573
01:49:20,804 --> 01:49:23,296
I think you and Vicky ought to be
up there alone.
1574
01:49:23,515 --> 01:49:24,756
What are you saying?
1575
01:49:26,769 --> 01:49:30,388
- Maggie, in or out? Come on, will you?
- If you're not going, I...
1576
01:49:30,731 --> 01:49:33,644
Now, now, Vicky. Don't worry
your pretty little head about me.
1577
01:49:33,859 --> 01:49:36,897
I'll just lie around the lake
and soak up plenty of sun.
1578
01:49:38,238 --> 01:49:40,651
Besides, it'll give you a chance
to get to know the girls.
1579
01:49:40,908 --> 01:49:44,777
You're going to have them for six months
out of the year. Bye, Vicky.
1580
01:49:45,245 --> 01:49:47,077
- Watch out for snakes.
- Thanks a lot!
1581
01:49:47,206 --> 01:49:49,448
Bye, girls. Have a good time. Bye!
1582
01:49:58,258 --> 01:49:59,965
(MITCH WHISTLING)
1583
01:50:06,225 --> 01:50:07,432
(BIRDS CALLING)
1584
01:50:08,102 --> 01:50:09,092
(PANTING) Oh...
1585
01:50:09,269 --> 01:50:12,728
- You all right?
- Oh, I'm just dandy. Some fun.
1586
01:50:13,232 --> 01:50:16,396
- What's the matter?
- Vicky's not used to this, honey.
1587
01:50:17,027 --> 01:50:18,268
We'll rest a minute, huh?
1588
01:50:20,697 --> 01:50:22,984
The lake's not far now.
Just about another hour, is all.
1589
01:50:23,951 --> 01:50:26,284
Look. I'll put it on, yes?
1590
01:50:29,414 --> 01:50:31,906
- Gee, is it hot?
- What of it?
1591
01:50:33,168 --> 01:50:35,751
Well, I just thought maybe you'd like
some of my water.
1592
01:50:40,092 --> 01:50:41,253
Thanks a lot.
1593
01:50:42,010 --> 01:50:43,751
Oh, no, there's a thing on there!
1594
01:50:44,096 --> 01:50:46,679
(SHRIEKS) Oh, there's a thing on there!
1595
01:50:46,932 --> 01:50:50,346
- What is it?
- It's only a little old tree lizard.
1596
01:50:50,769 --> 01:50:52,931
Look, Daddy.
It wouldn't hurt anybody. Look.
1597
01:50:53,105 --> 01:50:56,644
- Get that thing away from me! Get it away!
- Cut that out!
1598
01:50:56,900 --> 01:50:58,266
- It's OK, come on.
- (VOICE QUIVERS) No... no...
1599
01:50:58,610 --> 01:51:01,694
Oh, get that away from me.
I hate them. They're just miserable.
1600
01:51:03,991 --> 01:51:06,278
Now you two stay here and help Vicky,
understand?
1601
01:51:06,618 --> 01:51:08,200
Yeah, sure we'll help her, Dad.
1602
01:51:12,749 --> 01:51:15,617
Sure you'll help me.
Right over a cliff you'll help me.
1603
01:51:17,379 --> 01:51:18,415
What did we do?
1604
01:51:21,049 --> 01:51:24,884
Never you mind those angelic faces.
I know vixen when I see 'em.
1605
01:51:26,305 --> 01:51:27,512
Just remember this.
1606
01:51:27,723 --> 01:51:32,343
You start anything and I'll make your
lives just miserable for you later on.
1607
01:51:32,728 --> 01:51:34,185
You get me, pets?
1608
01:51:50,370 --> 01:51:53,113
See that? Cougar tracks.
1609
01:51:53,665 --> 01:51:57,124
- It's a form of mountain lion.
- No kidding? Lions?
1610
01:51:57,336 --> 01:52:01,671
Sure. There are hundreds of 'em up here.
They'll really mess you up.
1611
01:52:01,924 --> 01:52:04,587
They'll grab at your eyes.
They'll eat you, you know.
1612
01:52:05,552 --> 01:52:09,341
But there's a trick
an old Indian guide showed me.
1613
01:52:10,682 --> 01:52:12,969
See? You hit two sticks together like this
1614
01:52:13,185 --> 01:52:14,801
and the noise frightens them
and they won't eat you.
1615
01:52:15,687 --> 01:52:18,145
- Like that?
- Yeah. That'll keep them away.
1616
01:52:19,399 --> 01:52:20,731
Come on.
1617
01:52:34,873 --> 01:52:36,614
- (GIRLS LAUGH)
- Quick.
1618
01:52:44,716 --> 01:52:45,832
Hey!
1619
01:52:46,510 --> 01:52:49,753
- Enjoying yourself?
- Perfectly wonderful time.
1620
01:52:49,930 --> 01:52:51,046
- (GIRLS SHRIEKING)
- (SPLASHING)
1621
01:52:51,306 --> 01:52:52,968
My feet are killing me.
1622
01:52:53,392 --> 01:52:56,510
Oh, why don't you go down and soak them
in the lake. That'll cool them off.
1623
01:52:56,812 --> 01:52:58,519
- You think?
- Oh, sure. Go on.
1624
01:52:58,689 --> 01:53:00,021
I'll try anything.
1625
01:53:15,664 --> 01:53:18,327
- Come on in. It's not deep.
- VICKY: Are you sure?
1626
01:53:18,583 --> 01:53:21,041
Sure I'm sure. Look, I'm standing.
1627
01:53:28,802 --> 01:53:30,009
Oh!
1628
01:53:31,221 --> 01:53:32,462
Mitch, come on!
1629
01:53:32,848 --> 01:53:35,010
(GIRLS LAUGH)
1630
01:53:42,941 --> 01:53:44,773
Hecky, you really did yourself proud.
1631
01:53:45,235 --> 01:53:49,605
Thanks, Mitch.
You sure you won't change your mind, Miss?
1632
01:53:49,781 --> 01:53:52,649
I detest trout!
How many times do I have to tell you?
1633
01:53:52,951 --> 01:53:54,988
I'll wait and eat in the morning.
1634
01:53:55,787 --> 01:53:59,076
- What are we having for breakfast?
- Trout.
1635
01:54:00,834 --> 01:54:02,917
We don't catch fish
just to throw 'em away.
1636
01:54:03,211 --> 01:54:05,828
We always eat off the trail up here.
That's part of the fun of it.
1637
01:54:06,048 --> 01:54:07,835
Only part of the fun? Swell.
1638
01:54:08,008 --> 01:54:10,295
What do you do on Saturday nights?
Go down and throw rocks in the lake?
1639
01:54:10,552 --> 01:54:12,134
Look, you insisted on coming.
1640
01:54:12,304 --> 01:54:14,170
Now, the least you can do is
make the best of it.
1641
01:54:14,431 --> 01:54:16,844
I was tricked into coming. She tricked me.
1642
01:54:17,267 --> 01:54:20,635
(CHUCKLES) She sure did, didn't she?
1643
01:54:22,814 --> 01:54:25,477
If you wanna go back,
Hecky can always take you down.
1644
01:54:26,193 --> 01:54:27,479
Why, sure, Miss.
1645
01:54:27,778 --> 01:54:29,610
I'd be happy to walk you
down to the truck.
1646
01:54:33,200 --> 01:54:35,032
I'll stick it out, thanks.
1647
01:54:36,953 --> 01:54:41,288
Oh, do they think I'm running a free
blood bank? I think they like this stuff.
1648
01:54:41,750 --> 01:54:44,117
- What have you got?
- Oh, mosquito repellent.
1649
01:54:46,004 --> 01:54:47,711
It doesn't even smell like anything.
1650
01:54:49,549 --> 01:54:52,041
For Pete's sake,
that's nothing but sugar and water.
1651
01:54:53,553 --> 01:54:54,794
- What?
- Sure.
1652
01:54:55,013 --> 01:54:57,926
That'll bring every mosquito for 50 miles
around. Where did you get that?
1653
01:55:00,268 --> 01:55:04,979
An old Indian scout gave it to me.
Said it would keep the mosquitoes away.
1654
01:55:09,277 --> 01:55:12,270
Hecky, I think I'll have some more
of that wonderful trout.
1655
01:55:13,073 --> 01:55:14,189
Oh, yeah.
1656
01:55:15,242 --> 01:55:16,574
I'm turning in.
1657
01:55:17,577 --> 01:55:19,239
- Good night.
- Good night.
1658
01:55:19,871 --> 01:55:21,703
- Good night, Vicky.
- Good night, Vicky.
1659
01:55:36,888 --> 01:55:37,969
Vicky?
1660
01:55:43,311 --> 01:55:44,847
Honey, what are you doing with the sticks?
1661
01:55:45,564 --> 01:55:48,648
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm keeping the mountain lions away.
1662
01:55:48,900 --> 01:55:51,688
- Mountain lions?
- Yeah. The noise...
1663
01:55:54,364 --> 01:55:56,902
The noise doesn't
frighten mountain lions away.
1664
01:55:57,117 --> 01:55:58,324
Not a bit.
1665
01:55:59,327 --> 01:56:00,568
Good night.
1666
01:56:03,498 --> 01:56:05,956
(GIRLS HUM)
1667
01:56:10,547 --> 01:56:13,585
- Now, just why did you do that to Vicky?
- Daddy, I swear that...
1668
01:56:13,925 --> 01:56:18,920
Never mind.
It's a terrible thing to do. Isn't it?
1669
01:56:21,308 --> 01:56:23,049
- Just terrible.
- Sure.
1670
01:56:24,603 --> 01:56:27,721
Now, I don't want any more of that
from either of you. You understand?
1671
01:56:27,981 --> 01:56:29,973
- Yes, Daddy.
- Both of you?
1672
01:56:30,317 --> 01:56:32,934
- Yes, Daddy.
- All right.
1673
01:57:18,156 --> 01:57:20,569
(CRICKETS CONTINUE CHIRPING)
1674
01:57:27,123 --> 01:57:28,785
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1675
01:57:40,762 --> 01:57:43,926
(VICKY MOANS, SCREAMS)
1676
01:57:44,224 --> 01:57:46,887
Let me out of here!
Let me out of here!
1677
01:57:47,143 --> 01:57:48,554
(SCREAMS) Let me out!
1678
01:57:49,980 --> 01:57:52,893
Let me out of here! Get them away from me!
Get those wild animals out!
1679
01:57:53,316 --> 01:57:55,683
Get them away! (SCREAMS) I hate them!
1680
01:57:56,695 --> 01:57:58,652
(SOBS) Get them out!
Get them away from me!
1681
01:57:58,863 --> 01:58:00,229
Get them away from me!
1682
01:58:00,448 --> 01:58:04,158
I hate this place.
I hate this filthy, stinking, dirty place!
1683
01:58:04,452 --> 01:58:07,991
What are you yelling about, Miss?
It's just litty-bitty old bear cubs.
1684
01:58:08,206 --> 01:58:09,572
They wouldn't hurt a fly.
1685
01:58:10,584 --> 01:58:13,418
You shut up and get me my boots!
1686
01:58:14,879 --> 01:58:15,915
Yes, ma'am.
1687
01:58:16,256 --> 01:58:19,795
(YELLS) I hate this place!
This may be somebody's idea of fun!
1688
01:58:20,010 --> 01:58:23,754
But it's not mine! I hate the fish!
I hate the lake! I hate the bees!
1689
01:58:23,972 --> 01:58:26,385
I hate the filthy bugs!
I can't stand this place!
1690
01:58:26,641 --> 01:58:28,507
What the heck are you doing
with the food?
1691
01:58:29,894 --> 01:58:33,808
- What's the matter? What's happening?
- Ya big overgrown jerk! It's not worth it!
1692
01:58:36,192 --> 01:58:37,933
Do you want your clothes, Vicky?
1693
01:58:40,739 --> 01:58:44,824
Thanks a heap. You, you're twins.
Do you share everything?
1694
01:58:44,993 --> 01:58:46,484
- Everything.
- Everything.
1695
01:58:46,786 --> 01:58:49,324
Well, you give your sister
her half of this!
1696
01:58:50,749 --> 01:58:53,992
Wait a minute. There's no cause for that.
They didn't do anything to you.
1697
01:58:54,377 --> 01:58:57,996
You'll never know what they did to me,
you big goon!
1698
01:58:58,798 --> 01:59:00,755
Get me out of this stinking fresh air!
1699
01:59:11,645 --> 01:59:14,513
- Mother, where are you?
- Hi!
1700
01:59:16,483 --> 01:59:20,193
- You're back early. Which one are you?
- Sharon.
1701
01:59:20,445 --> 01:59:23,483
- Did you have a good time?
- Oh, sensational! But...
1702
01:59:24,282 --> 01:59:26,865
Well, at least we did,
but I don't think Vicky did.
1703
01:59:27,077 --> 01:59:29,034
- Well, what happened?
- Hi, Mom.
1704
01:59:29,496 --> 01:59:31,328
- Hi.
- How are you?
1705
01:59:31,581 --> 01:59:33,538
- Wonderful.
- Hello, there.
1706
01:59:33,917 --> 01:59:34,998
Good evening.
1707
01:59:35,919 --> 01:59:38,411
- Have you had your dinner?
- Oh, we're not hungry.
1708
01:59:38,880 --> 01:59:40,837
Then I think you'd better go upstairs
and have your baths.
1709
01:59:40,924 --> 01:59:43,587
- You both look pretty filthy to me.
- SUSAN: OK, then we'll tell you
1710
01:59:43,677 --> 01:59:46,010
about Vicky, but not while he's there, OK?
1711
01:59:46,096 --> 01:59:47,303
(WHISPERS) Sh... OK.
1712
01:59:51,851 --> 01:59:54,810
So you had a wonderful time.
What happened?
1713
01:59:55,355 --> 01:59:58,063
Oh, now, don't you give me that
with the big eyes, "What happened?"
1714
01:59:58,149 --> 02:00:00,061
You knew darn well
what was going to happen.
1715
02:00:00,402 --> 02:00:01,893
Well, what happened?
1716
02:00:02,153 --> 02:00:05,066
All right. You name it and it happened.
The whole thing was a shambles.
1717
02:00:05,156 --> 02:00:06,488
- Now, are you happy?
- Tsk, tsk, tsk.
1718
02:00:06,574 --> 02:00:09,567
It's the last time I'm gonna take a woman
to the mountains, that's all I got to say.
1719
02:00:09,869 --> 02:00:12,737
Oh, uh, where's, um, what's-her-name?
1720
02:00:13,456 --> 02:00:15,789
- Vicky? Yeah... (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah, Vicky.
1721
02:00:16,376 --> 02:00:18,208
Well, she took off like a pelican,
1722
02:00:18,294 --> 02:00:21,037
and she's probably at Park Avenue
and 57th Street by now,
1723
02:00:21,548 --> 02:00:23,084
and good luck to her.
1724
02:00:31,474 --> 02:00:32,760
Well?
1725
02:00:33,685 --> 02:00:35,267
We've been talking.
1726
02:00:36,354 --> 02:00:38,562
And we feel that we owe you an apology.
1727
02:00:39,816 --> 02:00:43,400
Well, I mean we feel sort of guilty
about what we did to Vicky.
1728
02:00:44,654 --> 02:00:47,488
- What did you do to her?
- Well...
1729
02:00:49,826 --> 02:00:51,613
I guess you could say we submarined her.
1730
02:00:54,414 --> 02:00:58,749
Well, it's none of our business who
you wanna marry, and we ruined it for you.
1731
02:00:59,169 --> 02:01:04,585
Well, it's done with now
so we won't talk about it anymore.
1732
02:01:05,633 --> 02:01:08,000
We're really sorry, Dad.
Will you forgive us?
1733
02:01:09,095 --> 02:01:11,087
Oh, go on to bed, you monsters.
1734
02:01:17,937 --> 02:01:19,428
What are you gonna do, huh?
1735
02:01:22,567 --> 02:01:26,231
- Do you want something to eat?
- Well then, you sure you've got enough?
1736
02:01:26,780 --> 02:01:30,820
Oh, sure, I cooked enough for you
and Susan for dinner tomorrow night.
1737
02:01:31,618 --> 02:01:34,156
Remember, Sharon and I are leaving
in the morning.
1738
02:01:34,704 --> 02:01:37,663
- Oh, yeah.
- Wash your hands.
1739
02:01:38,500 --> 02:01:39,911
Oh, yeah. I'd better.
1740
02:01:43,838 --> 02:01:45,670
(SINGS TO HIMSELF)
1741
02:02:00,605 --> 02:02:02,847
(CLEARS THROAT) Where's Verbena anyway?
1742
02:02:03,399 --> 02:02:05,265
I wasn't expecting you back.
1743
02:02:05,485 --> 02:02:08,694
It didn't make sense for her to stay
around here just for me,
1744
02:02:08,947 --> 02:02:10,859
so I gave her the night off.
1745
02:02:15,203 --> 02:02:17,661
Say, you know,
I think I'll just go upstairs and wash up.
1746
02:02:17,872 --> 02:02:19,613
I'll be right back. I'll just be a minute.
1747
02:02:32,387 --> 02:02:33,594
I don't know what he saw in her.
1748
02:02:33,805 --> 02:02:37,139
She had a horrid taste in clothes
and absolutely no personality at all.
1749
02:02:37,392 --> 02:02:39,349
- (SUSAN WHISTLES)
- SHARON: Wow.
1750
02:02:39,727 --> 02:02:41,263
Where are you going to? A party?
1751
02:02:41,855 --> 02:02:46,350
That is none of your business.
Good night, ladies. Sleep tight.
1752
02:02:56,744 --> 02:02:57,734
Hi.
1753
02:02:58,037 --> 02:03:01,405
Well... I thought you were just
going to "wash your hands".
1754
02:03:01,624 --> 02:03:04,458
Oh, well, I got started, I thought I might
as well do a good job of it.
1755
02:03:04,752 --> 02:03:05,913
- Sh.
- What?
1756
02:03:06,254 --> 02:03:07,540
Do you hear music?
1757
02:03:08,089 --> 02:03:11,582
Are those children looking at television
when I told them to take a bath?
1758
02:03:11,843 --> 02:03:12,833
Oh, that's the hi-fi.
1759
02:03:13,011 --> 02:03:15,173
I just snapped it on
when I was coming downstairs.
1760
02:03:15,388 --> 02:03:17,471
I thought a little music would be nice
with dinner.
1761
02:03:18,224 --> 02:03:20,261
(VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)
1762
02:03:24,147 --> 02:03:27,766
Also, I thought a little red wine might be
good with the stew, huh?
1763
02:03:28,109 --> 02:03:31,318
- Oh...
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
1764
02:03:32,405 --> 02:03:37,742
To the mother of my children and the most
beautiful mother any two kids ever had.
1765
02:03:38,161 --> 02:03:40,778
Oh, Mitch, you can be
the most exasperating man.
1766
02:03:40,955 --> 02:03:42,116
What did I say? What's the matter?
1767
02:03:42,332 --> 02:03:46,076
Waiting until we're here in the kitchen
eating stew and me in my bare feet.
1768
02:03:46,294 --> 02:03:50,914
- I like you in bare feet.
- Well, it puts a woman at a disadvantage.
1769
02:03:51,215 --> 02:03:53,081
Good. Here's to your disadvantage.
1770
02:03:53,343 --> 02:03:54,709
- (GLASS CLINKS)
- (SCOFFS)
1771
02:04:01,559 --> 02:04:04,643
- Here. Sit down and eat your stew.
- Yes, ma'am.
1772
02:04:04,854 --> 02:04:05,970
Don't spill it now.
1773
02:04:13,071 --> 02:04:15,028
- Oh, darn!
- What's the matter?
1774
02:04:15,281 --> 02:04:18,649
I've got a wet dishcloth on
and I put some knots in it.
1775
02:04:18,826 --> 02:04:19,942
Open it for me.
1776
02:04:22,872 --> 02:04:26,081
Maggie, as long as
everybody's apologizing,
1777
02:04:26,292 --> 02:04:28,204
I think maybe I'd better do mine too.
1778
02:04:28,503 --> 02:04:32,873
I mean, about the other night.
I didn't mean for it to sound like that.
1779
02:04:33,925 --> 02:04:35,962
I guess I'm not very good
with a compliment,
1780
02:04:36,219 --> 02:04:37,960
what with growing up
out here with the cows.
1781
02:04:38,346 --> 02:04:41,930
Oh, now, don't give me that old
growing-up-with-the-cows routine.
1782
02:04:42,141 --> 02:04:43,507
You handed me that years ago.
1783
02:04:43,685 --> 02:04:45,392
- I did not.
- You certainly did.
1784
02:04:46,896 --> 02:04:49,934
Well, it worked, didn't it? You liked it.
1785
02:05:06,874 --> 02:05:08,581
Oh, Maggie, you're so beautiful.
1786
02:05:10,628 --> 02:05:11,618
No. I mean it.
1787
02:05:12,338 --> 02:05:15,627
I know I don't say things
like you want to hear 'em,
1788
02:05:17,427 --> 02:05:18,884
but I've been thinking a lot about you.
1789
02:05:20,596 --> 02:05:22,588
And us, and the way things used to be.
1790
02:05:25,810 --> 02:05:28,928
This might sound funny to you,
but do you know what I miss most of all?
1791
02:05:29,188 --> 02:05:30,645
- Mitch?
- Hm?
1792
02:05:32,025 --> 02:05:34,108
You've got stew all over you.
1793
02:05:36,654 --> 02:05:39,567
- I don't care.
- Go and wash it off.
1794
02:05:50,334 --> 02:05:51,700
What do you miss?
1795
02:05:53,463 --> 02:05:54,749
Well...
1796
02:05:57,633 --> 02:05:59,545
I don't care if it does sound silly.
1797
02:06:00,803 --> 02:06:04,171
I miss those wet stockings you used
to have hanging around the bathroom.
1798
02:06:06,350 --> 02:06:09,388
And I miss my razor being dull
because you used it
1799
02:06:09,604 --> 02:06:10,970
to shave your legs with.
1800
02:06:15,568 --> 02:06:18,982
I miss the hairpins mixed up
with the fish hooks in my tackle box.
1801
02:06:22,283 --> 02:06:24,821
It's no fun having
a clothes closet all to myself.
1802
02:06:27,371 --> 02:06:29,237
And it's no fun swearing, because...
1803
02:06:30,083 --> 02:06:33,702
you're not around
to make believe you're shocked by it.
1804
02:06:38,007 --> 02:06:40,966
Nothing's any good without you, Maggie.
I miss a lot of things.
1805
02:06:42,512 --> 02:06:44,174
I guess I just miss you.
1806
02:06:47,809 --> 02:06:50,051
Why did you take so long to tell me?
1807
02:06:51,646 --> 02:06:52,932
I don't know.
1808
02:06:56,025 --> 02:06:57,266
Well, because...
1809
02:06:59,695 --> 02:07:02,608
'Cause I guess I was hoping
that you'd come back sometime.
1810
02:07:04,700 --> 02:07:09,491
Maggie, I've been the prize chump
of the world. We've both been.
1811
02:07:12,208 --> 02:07:16,043
We're going to grow
into a couple of old lonely people
1812
02:07:16,254 --> 02:07:17,586
if we don't do something about it.
1813
02:07:18,297 --> 02:07:20,755
- I know.
- You don't want that, do you?
1814
02:07:21,843 --> 02:07:23,050
No, Mitch.
1815
02:07:38,109 --> 02:07:39,566
Oh, Mitch.
1816
02:07:39,944 --> 02:07:43,779
It's been so long. So very long.
1817
02:07:46,576 --> 02:07:47,783
Don't cry.
1818
02:07:47,952 --> 02:07:51,696
Listen, you can slug me in the eye
anytime you want.
1819
02:07:52,498 --> 02:07:53,955
OK.
1820
02:07:59,380 --> 02:08:01,042
Oh...
1821
02:08:03,926 --> 02:08:05,133
What's the matter?
1822
02:08:05,428 --> 02:08:08,216
Oh, my gosh.
I just had the craziest dream.
1823
02:08:08,556 --> 02:08:11,139
- Oh, my goodness.
- What is it?
1824
02:08:11,851 --> 02:08:17,063
You and I were marching along real slow,
sort of funny-like, in organdie dresses.
1825
02:08:17,815 --> 02:08:19,898
And there was music coming from someplace,
1826
02:08:20,401 --> 02:08:22,563
and there were flowers and people.