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[ Instrumental music ]

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[ Music continues ]

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[ Music continues ]

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MAN ON RADIO:
Wake up, Manhattan.

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Come out of that warm,
rosy dream.

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Open those big,
luscious eyes

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and meet a new, exciting day.

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<i>I'm talking to you ravishing
delicious, madcap girls</i>

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still in that warm, cozy bed.

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Now, what you need is
a nice, hot cup of coffee --

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Bentley coffee, of course.

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Do you get that rich,
intoxicating aroma

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that tantalizing blend

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that makes the senses reel
and the pulses tingle?

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Look out!

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Don't burn those delicate,
sensuous fingers.

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Why, if anything should happen
to those wild, impetuous hands,

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Jones would be heartbroken.

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Aw, did she hurt herself?

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Don't cry.
Old Norm here will fix it.

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[ Kissing ]

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There now.

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Doesn't that feel better?

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[ Switches off radio ]

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[ Doorbell buzzes ]

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-Good morning, Mr. Corbett.
-Well, good morning, um, Joe.

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-You forgot to leave a note.
-What?

28
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Do you want your milk
cut down to a quart a day now?

29
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Well --

30
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Suppose we try a quart, and
we'll feel it out from there.

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Right. Fine.
That's a good idea.

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Fine.

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Eddie?

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Breakfast ready.

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Eddie?

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Aw, come on now, Eddie.

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[ Yawning ] Hi.

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Hi.

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What are you doing in here?

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Sleeping.

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Yeah, I know.
I can see that.

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This happens to be
my bed, you know.

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When did you
crawl in here, hmm?

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Last night. I got cold.

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[ Yawns ]
Are you mad at me?

46
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Why should I be mad at you?

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But you were never
much of a one

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for bed-hopping, you know.

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Alright, come on now,
we don't want to be late

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our first day back
at school now, do we?

51
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Huh? Hmm?

52
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Do I have to clean my teeth?

53
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You betcha.

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Teeth, face, and hands.

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Oh, by the way, Eddie,

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when was the last time
you took a bath?

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I had a whole one
at Aunt Judy's.

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I mean from top to bottom.

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TOM: That was two days ago,
wasn't it?

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You don't know
how clean I got.

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Aunt Judy put something
in the water

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that took off all my tan.

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All that dirt, you mean.

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No. Tan, Dad.

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When you get that clean,
you look all pink and skinny.

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I hate myself.

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Yeah, well, hate yourself later.

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Get into that bathroom.

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Come on now. Let's move, huh?

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Hey, Dad, you're not a husband
anymore, are you?

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Eddie, you can't wear
those trousers to school.

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Now, are you
out of your mind?

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It's only finger paint, Dad.

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The teacher knows what it is.
She knows it ain't dirt.

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Put them down.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Dad?

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TOM: Yeah.

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Bobby Wheeler don't brush
his teeth every day.

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TOM: So what?

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Well, he's got more
teeth left than I do.

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Look, never mind Bobby Wheeler.
You just...

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What's this?

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A watch.

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Oh.

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It's indelible.

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It's got to wear off.

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-Dad?
-Yeah.

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You didn't tell me
about the husband part.

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Huh?

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Uh, no, I'm not
a husband anymore.

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-Oh.
-You just get yourself dressed,

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or you're not gonna
get any breakfast.

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Come on.
Let's go, Eddie.

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Okay, Dad.

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I'll be here to pick you up
right at lunchtime, okay?

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Okay.

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You better pull your
sleeve down, Eddie.

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No, the one
over the wristwatch.

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My shirt itches, Dad.

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There's no reason
for it to itch.

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It's one of
your regular shirts.

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Matter of fact, that's the one
that Mommy ironed.

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Eddie, don't fool around inside.
I'll be here right at lunchtime.

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-Dad?
-Yes?

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Is Mommy really dead?

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-Yes, Eddie. She is.
-Gosh.

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Gosh.

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[ Bell ringing ]

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WOMAN: I never thought of that.

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You may be right,
Mr. Corbett.

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Mr. Corbett, how nice
to have you back, sir.

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Oh. Thank you, Leigh.

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I can't tell you
how shocked we all were, sir.

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Well, that's very kind of you.

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All the bad ones in the world,
and the good ones have to go.

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How true. How true.

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Well.

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Oh, uh, Anne, would you come in
just for a minute, please?

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Sure.

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Well, I'm not staying long.

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I want to pick up
Eddie for lunch.

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Where are those letters
you wanted me to sign?

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ANNE: They're in the top
left drawer over there.

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I checked the housekeeper.

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She'll be reporting
around noon.

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The agency
recommended her highly,

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but you can never tell
about these sleep-outs.

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Sleep-outs?

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Yes. She sleeps out.

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Oh.

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You know, you really
ought to have a sleep-in.

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It's a shame you don't
have an extra bedroom.

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Oh, and just
a little tip, Mr. Corbett.

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Stay close to her
in the morning.

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See if she has
a peppermint breath.

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The worst kind
are those sneaky drinkers.

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[ Intercom buzzing ]

140
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Yes?

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LEIGH: I hate to bother you,
Mr. Corbett

142
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but we have 10 young ladies
here with invitations

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through the Norman Jones show

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but his control room's
full already.

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Well, what do you want me
to do about it?

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LEIGH: Well can I ask them to
come back some other time?

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Yes. You do that.

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Well, anyway,
if I were you, Mr. Corbett,

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I just might keep an eye out
on the washer machine.

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They usually hide
the bottles in there.

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NORM: And this stunning redhead
whispered to me,

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"Oh, Norm, hold me tighter.”

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Excuse me.

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And now, for you.

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For all you
ravishing white-collars,

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I dedicate
this musical love-letter.

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[ Jazz music plays ]

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Captain!

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My captain.

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-Are we off?
-The shepherd returns.

161
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Man, we've been
nothing without you, nothing.

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Uh, it seems that you've been
doing pretty well without me.

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-What? Oh, that.
-Yeah.

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Norm, you know we do not have
visitors on this show, right?

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They're not visitors.
They're friends.

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That one there on the left,
the blonde?

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She won my last
secret-word contest.

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What was the secret word?

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Yes?

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That's funny. That's funny.

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Listen, Norm, we can't have
women running in and out

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of this place like we're running
a beauty contest.

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And that stuff on the air this
morning with the coffee?

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I mean, what are you doing,
seducing women on the air now?

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Tom, I'm concerned about you.

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[ Buzzer ]

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One sec.

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"Jones in the Morning."

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Who?

180
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Oh, sure. Hiya, lover.

181
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Sure, I meant it. Yeah.

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How about tomorrow night?

183
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8:00.

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I'm concerned about you.
You look terrible.

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Tired, worried. This whole thing
has been hell for you.

186
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Look, why don't you
relax for an evening?

187
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Try to forget.

188
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I happen to know
this living doll.

189
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Great company.
She lives on 72nd street.

190
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No.

191
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A little harmless companionship.

192
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No.

193
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I'm only trying to help.

194
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You and just about
everybody else.

195
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You're gonna make yourself sick.

196
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Take it from me. Tom, friend --

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[ Jazz song ends ]

198
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Dearly beloved,
listen closely.

199
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Am I going to be helping you,
all the time now?

200
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No, as a matter of fact,
the sleep-out housekeeper

201
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Is gonna be doing
most of the cooking.

202
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At least I hope so.

203
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-Sleep-out?
-Mm-hmm. Yeah. She sleeps out.

204
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Out where? Outdoors?

205
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Well, no.
She sleeps out of here.

206
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Why? Are you mad at her?

207
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Mad at her?
How could I be mad at her?

208
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I don't even know her.

209
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Will she be my step-mother?

210
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Oh, come on now.
Use your head, Eddie.

211
00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:58,824
I'd have to marry her for that.

212
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,120
[ Sighs ]

213
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,539
Well, say, uh, Eddie, what did
the teacher say today?

214
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,082
About Mommy?

215
00:11:07,207 --> 00:11:08,625
Yeah.

216
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She didn't say nothing.

217
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,130
Well, then how do you
know she knows?

218
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,548
Oh, she kissed me,
and she looked at me,

219
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and she let me pass out
all the papers.

220
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All that jazz.

221
00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:21,597
What else did you do
in school today?

222
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Nothing much.

223
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,270
Come on, now, Eddie.
I'm sure you did something.

224
00:11:28,395 --> 00:11:31,273
There was something I wanted to
do, but I didn't.

225
00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:33,192
Yeah? What was that?

226
00:11:35,819 --> 00:11:37,487
I wanted to cry.

227
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,662
[ Door bell buzzes ]

228
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-Mr. Corbett?
-Yes?

229
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,882
I'm sorry.
I'm very, very sorry.

230
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,801
I was held up on that transfer
at Times Square.

231
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,930
Oh, nice. Real nice.

232
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,681
We're gonna
get along just swell.

233
00:12:04,806 --> 00:12:06,934
-Fine.
-Where's the boy?

234
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,395
Uh, he's in the kitchen
right through here.

235
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,813
We were just about
to have lunch.

236
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,273
Oh.

237
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:18,570
Oh, Eddie? Uh,
this is Mrs. Livingston.

238
00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:21,531
-How do you do?
-I'm fine, Eddie.

239
00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:22,991
Just fine.

240
00:12:23,116 --> 00:12:24,785
But you're too skinny.

241
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,079
We'll take care
of that, won't we?

242
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,622
Now, you two sit down,

243
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:32,042
and I'll get lunch
for you in no time.

244
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,502
Eddie, you'd better
wash your hands.

245
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,796
You mean, because she's here?

246
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,340
-No, because they're dirty.
-Oh.

247
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,595
Oh, a dish-washing machine,
a garbage disposal.

248
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,097
You better watch out,
Mr. Corbett.

249
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,390
Yeah? What for?

250
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,059
You better watch out
for the floozies.

251
00:12:49,184 --> 00:12:50,143
The floozies?

252
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,395
Why, there's women

253
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,854
who would marry you
this very minute

254
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,856
for the equipment
you have in this apartment.

255
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,566
Oh, I see.

256
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,318
Mrs. Livingston, would you mind
telling me something?

257
00:12:58,443 --> 00:12:59,987
What is this thing for here?

258
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,530
That's my instant Spanish.

259
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,740
-What?
-It's a course I'm taking.

260
00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:05,617
You see, my daughter,
she married a fella

261
00:13:05,742 --> 00:13:07,494
-in South America.
-I see.

262
00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:09,288
And they've invited me
down there for six months.

263
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:12,207
Well, I want to know what
he's saying about me, see?

264
00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:13,875
Only he won't know I know.

265
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:14,960
-EDDIE: Dad?
-Very good.

266
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,461
-EDDIE: Dad?
-Yeah.

267
00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,130
Can I go down to Joey's
house for a minute?

268
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,965
No, you can't. Now come on.
You're gonna have lunch,

269
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,425
then you got to get
right back to school.

270
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,676
-Just for one minute?
-No. Why? What for?

271
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:23,885
I want to tell him the news.

272
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,971
You know, the news
that Mommy died.

273
00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:31,143
Okay.

274
00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:34,396
Does he go around
telling everyone like that?

275
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:39,109
No.

276
00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:41,445
I think Joey's the very first.

277
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,615
[ Man on record
speaking Spanish ]

278
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,951
[ Mrs. Livingston
answering in Spanish ]

279
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:49,745
LIVINGSTON: Por favor.

280
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,584
[ Mrs. Livingston
speaking Spanish ]

281
00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:00,922
-Hi, Eddie.
-Hi, Dad.

282
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:04,009
LIVINGSTON: Porque está la sopa
en la lista de platos

283
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,178
y no está la cocina.

284
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,388
[ Man on record
speaking Spanish ]

285
00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:11,641
[ Mrs. Livingston
answering in Spanish ]

286
00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:19,358
Usted es un hermoso.
Esto es un cafe.

287
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:23,653
La sopa es en la lista
de platos.

288
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,823
[ Man on record
speaking Spanish ]

289
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:29,618
[ Speaking Spanish ]

290
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:31,578
Si senora.

291
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,163
Well, buenas nochas.

292
00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:34,539
I'm sorry I'm late.

293
00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:36,249
That's all right.

294
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,043
Eddie's had his dinner,
and he's watching television.

295
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,961
Look, I think I got everything
on this list you gave me --

296
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,254
I had quite a talk
with that woman today.

297
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,547
Hmm? What woman??

298
00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:45,217
The one across the hall.
Elizabeth Marten.

299
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,512
She's a divorcee, Mr. Corbett,
and if you don't mind

300
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,972
some advice,
I'd be very careful.

301
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,557
Very careful of what?

302
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,559
Well, you take a bachelor,
he's out for one thing

303
00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:57,229
and one thing only day in and
day out, week in and week out.

304
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,356
One thing, one thing only.

305
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,691
That's your ordinary bachelor.

306
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,152
Mrs. Livingston,
if that is ordinary,

307
00:15:04,277 --> 00:15:06,196
then I'm in a very bad way.

308
00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:08,407
Well, suit yourself.

309
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:11,243
Liquor won't solve a thing.

310
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,120
[ Door bell buzzing ]

311
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,830
I'll get it.

312
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,511
ELIZABETH: Hello, Tom.

313
00:15:29,636 --> 00:15:31,346
Hello, uh...

314
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:32,681
Is Eddie still up?

315
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,641
I made some fudge,
the kind he likes.

316
00:15:35,892 --> 00:15:39,020
Well, that's very kind
of you, Elizabeth.

317
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,649
I know he should be asleep,
but he's still up.

318
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,652
Come in.

319
00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:47,237
It's -- it's chocolate
with nuts.

320
00:15:47,362 --> 00:15:48,363
It's his favorite.

321
00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:50,532
Oh.

322
00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:53,034
I assure you that he
will flip over it.

323
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,996
Sit down.

324
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,622
Oh, no, thanks. I can't stay.

325
00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:59,708
I just wanted to drop that off
on my way to work.

326
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,251
Well, uh, how about
a drink maybe?

327
00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:03,253
-Just a short one?
-No, thanks.

328
00:16:03,378 --> 00:16:04,713
My floor superintendent

329
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,715
can detect one swallow
at 30 yards.

330
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,925
She really has it in
for volunteer nurses.

331
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:12,220
She thinks we're all out
on some sort of social lark.

332
00:16:13,096 --> 00:16:15,807
Well, you like the work, though?

333
00:16:15,932 --> 00:16:17,559
It keeps me busy.

334
00:16:17,684 --> 00:16:19,478
EDDIE: Hey!

335
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,937
Elizabeth!

336
00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:22,606
Hello, Eddie. How are you?

337
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,232
Elizabeth made you
some fudge, Eddie.

338
00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:25,567
Boy. Has it got nuts?

339
00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:27,194
It's riddled with nuts.

340
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,862
Wow! Can I have
a piece now, Dad?

341
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,280
Can I have two?

342
00:16:30,405 --> 00:16:32,741
Why not? If you brush your
teeth extra hard.

343
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:33,867
Boy!

344
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,327
And, um, Eddie?

345
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,621
Put your pajamas on, huh?

346
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:41,124
Tom, I just wanted
to say how sorry I am.

347
00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:43,168
You know how close
Helen and I were.

348
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,879
I guess she was just
about my best friend.

349
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,380
Yes, I know.

350
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:52,052
Fact is...

351
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,597
...when I opened the door
and saw you there,

352
00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:58,642
I kind of half-expected
to see Helen

353
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,645
standing right alongside you.

354
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,188
And for a minute there, I --

355
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,648
Tom, if there's
anything I can do,

356
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,358
like sitting with Eddie
at night maybe

357
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,484
in case you might want to go --

358
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,236
No, we're all right.

359
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,946
Eddie's going back to school
now, and we're getting back

360
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,989
into the normal routine
and before you --

361
00:17:13,114 --> 00:17:14,491
[ Eddie screaming ]

362
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,745
Eddie, what is it?
Eddie, what is it?

363
00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:20,163
Eddie!

364
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,001
Eddie. Eddie, it's all right.

365
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:27,629
It's all right.

366
00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:29,422
It's all right.
It's all right.

367
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,007
Stop. Stop.

368
00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:32,551
Eddie, please stop.

369
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,095
Eddie, please.
Eddie, please.

370
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,013
Stop.

371
00:17:37,138 --> 00:17:40,100
[ Panting ]

372
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,728
Wh-what did you
d-do with him, Dad?

373
00:17:43,853 --> 00:17:45,897
It -- No, it wasn't a "him."

374
00:17:46,022 --> 00:17:47,274
It was an "it",

375
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,943
and I flushed it
down the drain, Eddie.

376
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:53,780
It's o-okay, Dad.

377
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,075
Oh, Eddie, please.

378
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,411
You got a half a dozen
other fish there.

379
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,414
-They're all alive.
-I-I know.

380
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,916
It's o-okay, Dad.

381
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:08,003
[ Panting ]

382
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,438
Eddie.

383
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,566
Eddie, you were thinking
of your mother

384
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,693
weren't you, Eddie?

385
00:18:32,819 --> 00:18:33,820
[ Sobs ]

386
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:35,322
Weren't you, Eddie?

387
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,210
[ Clattering ]

388
00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:13,193
[ Door opens ]

389
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:19,074
Tom, I think he's
gonna be all right now.

390
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,034
A fish is a fish.

391
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,163
Tom.

392
00:19:25,288 --> 00:19:27,165
A fish is a fish,

393
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,125
and his mother's his mother.

394
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,669
That isn't the point.

395
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,212
He doesn't even care
about those damn fish.

396
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,797
I have to tell him to
feed 'em half the time.

397
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,590
It takes about two seconds
to feed 'em.

398
00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:37,217
He needed to cry, Tom.

399
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,843
Well, let him cry according
to the size of things.

400
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:40,387
-It doesn't work that way.
-Well, I don't agree.

401
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,763
Look, if you're sad, you cry.

402
00:19:41,888 --> 00:19:43,014
You don't save up your tears

403
00:19:43,139 --> 00:19:44,641
and go to a sad movie,
do you?

404
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,559
But we do. We all do.

405
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,312
Where do you think we get
the tears we cry at a movie?

406
00:19:49,437 --> 00:19:52,857
Tears for a mother cannot be
the same as tears for a fish.

407
00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:55,777
Oh, Tom, can't we
talk about this calmly?

408
00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:57,362
I want to help so much.

409
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,280
Thank you very much.

410
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,950
Yeah, thank you for your
kind fuss and for your fudge,

411
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:05,286
but we're doing just fine.

412
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:08,957
I'm very sorry to bother you.
Please forgive me.

413
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,413
[ Door opens ]

414
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:55,795
EDDIE: I know, Dad.

415
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,175
I know how much you miss Mommy.

416
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:15,356
I'm glad you know, Eddie.

417
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,902
Now that's something that we
know about each other, isn't it?

418
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,073
Of course I...

419
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,494
We miss Mommy, and very much.

420
00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:31,873
And we will for a long time.

421
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,085
How long does it take, Dad?

422
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:41,216
Well, let me
put it this way, Eddie.

423
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:45,553
No matter how long it takes,
we're gonna be all right

424
00:21:45,678 --> 00:21:48,973
just as long as I can tell you
everything that I feel.

425
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,769
And you can tell me.

426
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,521
Everything?

427
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,147
TOM: Everything.

428
00:21:56,272 --> 00:21:59,108
-Always?
-Always.

429
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:00,610
I tell you what.

430
00:22:00,735 --> 00:22:02,695
Let's you and I have
a sort of a secret pact

431
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,656
just between us, huh?

432
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,825
Okay, Dad.

433
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:11,996
Oh, Eddie.

434
00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:24,759
-You know what I think, Dad?
-Hmm?

435
00:22:24,884 --> 00:22:26,135
I think they
cheat in the movies.

436
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,345
You do?

437
00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:28,513
I think they cheat
with the horses.

438
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,139
How do they do that?

439
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,225
Well, when they want the sheriff
to catch the bad guy,

440
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,810
they give the sheriff
the best horse,

441
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:36,145
and when they want
the bad guy to get away --

442
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,897
They give the bad guy
the best horse.

443
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:39,983
That's right, Dad.
They cheat with the horses.

444
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:42,485
-I see.
-How did you like it, Dad?

445
00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:43,987
Oh, I liked it fine.

446
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,155
But it didn't make
you happy, did it?

447
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:48,157
-Make me happy?
-Yeah.

448
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:51,411
What can we do
to make you happy, Dad?

449
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,622
Look, we're gonna have a real
nice Chinese dinner together.

450
00:22:54,747 --> 00:22:56,165
That'll make us both happy.

451
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,418
I know. Let's have
a discussion.

452
00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,752
You like discussions.

453
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,004
Okay.

454
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,214
-Are you ready, Dad?
-All right.

455
00:23:03,339 --> 00:23:06,634
You ever think about
getting married again?

456
00:23:06,759 --> 00:23:08,011
No, Eddie, I don't.

457
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,846
Could you think
about it now, Dad?

458
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,222
Out loud?

459
00:23:11,347 --> 00:23:13,516
All right, we'll
think about it now.

460
00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:15,768
First, you got to
find her, right?

461
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,228
Right.

462
00:23:17,353 --> 00:23:19,981
And after you find her,
what happens?

463
00:23:20,106 --> 00:23:22,442
Well, then you
ask her to marry you.

464
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,445
And after she gives you
the permission, what do you do?

465
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,447
Do when?

466
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,532
Aren't you listening, Dad?

467
00:23:29,657 --> 00:23:30,867
Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie.

468
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,828
Uh, then you,
uh, go to a doctor.

469
00:23:33,953 --> 00:23:36,998
A doctor?
What do you want to do that for?

470
00:23:37,123 --> 00:23:40,627
Well, you see, in some states,
you have to have --

471
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,754
You pass a medical test,
sort of in order to get

472
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,213
a marriage license, you see?

473
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:45,715
Could you pass it, Dad?

474
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,884
Yeah, I think so.

475
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,928
What if the lady
wasn't so healthy?

476
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:53,139
What if she don't pass?
Would you be mad?

477
00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:56,351
Well, let's just say
I'd be very disappointed.

478
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,936
[ Laughs ]

479
00:23:59,145 --> 00:24:00,855
Oh, look, Dad.

480
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:03,900
Look.
Look at that big turtle.

481
00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,401
Hey, how about some
skee-ball, Eddie?

482
00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:06,527
We have time.

483
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,279
-Oh, boy!
-Come on.

484
00:24:38,851 --> 00:24:40,853
-Dad?
-TOM: Yeah?

485
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,981
-Did you see her?
-Who?

486
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,774
-Her?
-Hmm? Who?

487
00:24:44,899 --> 00:24:47,110
The lady with the red hair.

488
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:55,159
Eddie, don't point, huh?

489
00:24:55,284 --> 00:24:57,662
Miss, change for
a dollar, please.

490
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,624
Boy, she's beautiful.

491
00:25:01,749 --> 00:25:03,751
Let's go, Eddie.
Let's go.

492
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:13,428
You know, this is
pretty tricky.

493
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:15,304
Look, she's coming over here.

494
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,306
Oh, now look what
you've done, Eddie.

495
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,642
-Sir?
-Hmm??

496
00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:22,020
-Sir?
-uh, yes?

497
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,731
Uh, may I borrow your son
for a few minutes?

498
00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:27,817
I beg your pardon?

499
00:25:27,942 --> 00:25:31,487
May I borrow your son
for a few minutes?

500
00:25:31,612 --> 00:25:33,656
Well, we were playing
ball here, you know --

501
00:25:33,781 --> 00:25:36,909
Just for about
10 minutes, sir.

502
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,786
Well, what for?

503
00:25:38,911 --> 00:25:41,205
To get my picture
painted on a tie.

504
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:43,332
That man over there,
he does it for $3.

505
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:46,753
I'd like to send one
to my father in Montana.

506
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,465
Well, what's borrowing my son
got to do with having

507
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,842
your picture painted on a tie?

508
00:25:52,967 --> 00:25:55,136
Well, it wouldn't be so awful

509
00:25:55,261 --> 00:25:56,637
if I could sit there
with your boy.

510
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,473
I wouldn't be so afraid.

511
00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:01,559
Afraid of what?

512
00:26:01,684 --> 00:26:02,894
Mashers.

513
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:04,771
What's a masher, Dad?

514
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:09,192
Uh, well, a masher is somebody
that bothers women --

515
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,818
Just bothers? That's all?

516
00:26:10,943 --> 00:26:12,945
Yeah. You...

517
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,322
Well, isn't that enough?

518
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:15,698
I thought you meant
chopped 'em up

519
00:26:15,823 --> 00:26:18,367
or squashed 'em
like a potato masher.

520
00:26:21,287 --> 00:26:23,122
May I, sir?

521
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:31,547
Eddie, it would seem that you're
about to be borrowed.

522
00:26:31,672 --> 00:26:33,257
-Oh, thank you, sir.

523
00:26:33,382 --> 00:26:35,051
Now listen, Eddie, you stick
with her while she has her

524
00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,969
picture painted on the tie
over there, all right?

525
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,387
-Okay, Dad.
-Thank you so much.

526
00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,264
All right.

527
00:27:00,034 --> 00:27:01,410
Thanks.

528
00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:03,079
Dad?

529
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:05,039
Dad, she's giving
the tie to me!

530
00:27:05,164 --> 00:27:06,499
-To you?
-Look, Dad!

531
00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:08,459
They've already
got the bodies on the tie.

532
00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:10,545
He just paints on the head.

533
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,131
I'm sorry.
Takes too much time, I guess,

534
00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,091
to paint a person's
whole body,

535
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:19,220
but my father, if he ever saw
an outfit like that.

536
00:27:19,345 --> 00:27:21,264
I'll wear it to school.
Man!

537
00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:22,974
Man, you will not
wear it to school.

538
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:25,017
They don't allow bikinis
in the first grade.

539
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,853
Sorry it didn't
work out, Miss...

540
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,813
Daly. Dollye.

541
00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,106
Daly Dollye?

542
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:33,276
Dollye Daly.
Oh, it doesn't matter.

543
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,153
Just as long as I did it,
that's what counts.

544
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:36,571
Oh, yes, that's right.

545
00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:38,197
I'm supposed to
do one thing every day

546
00:27:38,322 --> 00:27:40,992
that I'm afraid to do,
but I really want to do.

547
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,451
Oh.

548
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:45,746
Here. It's part of my
self-improvement course.

549
00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:47,081
Oh, I see.

550
00:27:47,206 --> 00:27:49,125
In fact, it's my first rule.

551
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,793
Become outgoing.

552
00:27:50,918 --> 00:27:53,004
"Become outgoing."

553
00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:55,298
Oh, it's very serious
with me, sir.

554
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:58,551
I've ruined my whole life by not
having poise and confidence.

555
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,137
I even lost out on the finals.

556
00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:02,889
Finals of what?

557
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,140
Miss Montana.

558
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:05,808
Oh, I see.

559
00:28:05,933 --> 00:28:09,187
I mean, well, physically,
I could've won it hands down.

560
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:11,480
Yes, I'm quite
sure I could've.

561
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,149
Uh...[ Clears throat ]
Eddie.

562
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:15,860
But when it came to the part
where you have to get up

563
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,403
in front of everybody and talk

564
00:28:17,528 --> 00:28:18,946
for three minutes
about yourself,

565
00:28:19,071 --> 00:28:20,865
well...[ Chuckles ]

566
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,408
Ohh!

567
00:28:24,493 --> 00:28:26,120
Look, I'll tell you what.

568
00:28:26,245 --> 00:28:28,206
Suppose we buy you
a drink, huh?

569
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:29,665
Oh, thank you!

570
00:28:29,790 --> 00:28:32,043
All right? Why not?

571
00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:33,502
Here we go.

572
00:28:35,129 --> 00:28:41,344
Well, when I did get up to
speak, I couldn't say one word.

573
00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:43,012
I just stood there.

574
00:28:43,137 --> 00:28:45,014
I had such a good speech, too.

575
00:28:45,139 --> 00:28:47,516
It was just full of funny little
jokes I made up myself.

576
00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,894
Oh, that's nice.
I mean, that's not...

577
00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:51,646
That's too bad.

578
00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:55,441
And then it came to my drum solo
with the high school band.

579
00:28:55,566 --> 00:28:57,401
Ohh, I never could
face them again.

580
00:28:57,526 --> 00:28:59,070
Oh, my.
That's terrible.

581
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:00,613
Uh, three oranges, please.

582
00:29:00,738 --> 00:29:02,406
So my father said
that I could come

583
00:29:02,531 --> 00:29:05,159
to New York for six months
and take this course.

584
00:29:05,284 --> 00:29:06,786
Uh-huh.

585
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,621
My father says if I get enough
poise and confidence for

586
00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:12,750
New York, I'll be a cinch for
Miss Montana next year.

587
00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:14,877
Is the course working?

588
00:29:15,002 --> 00:29:17,672
Oh, yes. I even made up
a little joke about it.

589
00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:19,632
-Yeah?
-Poise meets girl.

590
00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:20,967
[ Laughs ]

591
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:22,343
You got it.

592
00:29:22,468 --> 00:29:23,844
Yes. Yes, I did.

593
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,972
Did I get it, Dad?

594
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,640
Well, you might've, yeah.

595
00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:29,016
Can I have a hot dog?

596
00:29:29,141 --> 00:29:30,309
No, it's near your
dinner time, Eddie.

597
00:29:30,434 --> 00:29:31,519
Just one?

598
00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:33,312
Well...

599
00:29:33,437 --> 00:29:34,981
Hey, what would
your mama think

600
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:37,858
if she knew you were
spoiling your appetite?

601
00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:43,364
Eddie, the lady asked you
a question.

602
00:29:45,741 --> 00:29:47,743
We ain't going home
for dinner, anyway,

603
00:29:47,868 --> 00:29:49,870
because my mother died

604
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:53,624
and the housekeeper's
got the afternoon off.

605
00:29:53,749 --> 00:29:58,838
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry you have
no mother, Eddie.

606
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:02,550
But, well, here's a good idea.

607
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,927
Why don't you both
come up to my apartment

608
00:30:05,052 --> 00:30:06,429
and I'll make you dinner?

609
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:07,555
Boy!

610
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,223
Italian spaghetti, how's that?

611
00:30:09,348 --> 00:30:11,517
I like Chinese food
better than anything.

612
00:30:11,642 --> 00:30:14,103
Okay, Italian spaghetti
Chinese style.

613
00:30:14,228 --> 00:30:15,813
I got a better idea.

614
00:30:15,938 --> 00:30:17,690
Suppose Eddie and I take you to
dinner, Miss Montana?

615
00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:19,317
I mean, Miss Daly.

616
00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:21,444
Huh? How about it?

617
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:23,738
Boy, is your hair pretty.

618
00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,489
Is it real?

619
00:30:25,614 --> 00:30:27,116
Genuine, Eddie.

620
00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:29,618
Everything you see
here, it's me.

621
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,078
Gosh!

622
00:30:32,246 --> 00:30:34,707
-You know something, Dad?
-What?

623
00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:37,043
I think she liked us.

624
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,045
Well, she liked you,
Eddie, that's for sure.

625
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,380
No, us. And you
know something else?

626
00:30:41,505 --> 00:30:43,049
Hmm?

627
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:46,552
I think she's lonesome,
even with all that red hair.

628
00:30:46,677 --> 00:30:47,887
Maybe.

629
00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:50,056
Are you lonely, Dad?

630
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,349
Sometimes.

631
00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:52,808
Well, why don't
you come right out

632
00:30:52,933 --> 00:30:53,934
and ask Dollye
to live with us?

633
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,770
[ Chuckles ]
There's an idea.

634
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,480
I bet she'd love
to live with us.

635
00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,066
I bet she would. We could make
her a sleep-in.

636
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:02,318
-No, it wouldn't work, Eddie.
-Why not?

637
00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:03,652
Well, for one thing,

638
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:07,073
Mrs. Livingston
would have a fit.

639
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,825
See, Mrs. Livingston
does not like floozies.

640
00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:10,910
-Floozies?
-Hmm.

641
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,579
Is Dollye a floozy?

642
00:31:13,704 --> 00:31:15,498
No, I don't think so.

643
00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:18,125
No, I-I don't
think so at all.

644
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:19,960
Then why can't
she live with us?

645
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:22,004
Eddie, you don't ask
a woman to live with you

646
00:31:22,129 --> 00:31:23,255
unless you marry her.

647
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,257
Well, you could do that later.

648
00:31:27,843 --> 00:31:29,178
You know, Eddie, I loved
your mother very much,

649
00:31:29,303 --> 00:31:30,805
and I still do,
and I don't think

650
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,682
I'd like to have anybody
try to take her place,

651
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:35,351
not just yet.

652
00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:36,894
Oh.

653
00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:38,270
Well, if you can't marry her,

654
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,064
maybe we can find
somebody who can.

655
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,565
I don't think
she wants a husband.

656
00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:43,943
I think she just wants
somebody to help her.

657
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:47,446
Well, maybe we could get
somebody to help her.

658
00:31:47,571 --> 00:31:49,073
I'll think about it.

659
00:31:53,702 --> 00:31:55,955
So mark that down
in your appointment books.

660
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,165
At the grand ballroom
on the 12th.

661
00:31:58,290 --> 00:32:00,292
And I'm sure none
of you lovely things

662
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:01,961
out there will want
to miss this,

663
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,046
the biggest fashion
event of the year.

664
00:32:04,171 --> 00:32:07,133
And I think you ought
to add, Mr. Jones,

665
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,760
that all the proceeds
go to charity.

666
00:32:09,885 --> 00:32:11,387
Did you hear it,
ladies and gentlemen?

667
00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:14,223
That lovely voice
belongs to Rita Behrens,

668
00:32:14,348 --> 00:32:17,977
fashion consultant for this
event and any other event.

669
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,311
If you could be sitting
here as I am,

670
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:22,148
facing this charming,
this alluring,

671
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,443
the earth's noblest thing,
a woman perfected.

672
00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:29,238
And who was it that said, "Her
eyes shall remain as dew drops

673
00:32:29,363 --> 00:32:30,948
on the petals of my memory?"

674
00:32:31,073 --> 00:32:32,450
Really, Miss Behrens,
we ought to get together

675
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:35,161
and go over the ground
plans for this event.

676
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:38,122
Uh, how about Friday night?

677
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:39,748
Yes.

678
00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:42,126
I'm sure the committee
would be happy to meet with you.

679
00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:46,797
The committee? Yes, well,
that isn't exactly what

680
00:32:46,922 --> 00:32:48,507
I had in mind, but you can't say
Jones doesn't try.

681
00:32:48,632 --> 00:32:50,509
Well, we'll talk
about it later.

682
00:32:50,634 --> 00:32:54,430
But first, a lovely ballad
for a lovely lady.

683
00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:57,141
[ Soft music plays ]

684
00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,352
Be right back, honey.
Don't go away.

685
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,279
Greetings, captain.
What's this frantic note

686
00:33:10,404 --> 00:33:11,739
I got that you wanted
to see me?

687
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,240
That can wait.

688
00:33:13,365 --> 00:33:15,534
Norman, you got to stop
making dates on the air.

689
00:33:15,659 --> 00:33:17,578
It's illegal?

690
00:33:17,703 --> 00:33:18,621
Well, the FCC...

691
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,623
-The FCC?
-Yes.

692
00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:23,042
Are you sick?
Huh? You're sick.

693
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,503
You ought to form
an organization like AA.

694
00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:27,046
"Womanics Anonymous."

695
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,464
Look, I'm just trying --

696
00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:30,132
You're trying to get
thee to a monastery.

697
00:33:30,257 --> 00:33:32,009
Well, I'm not ready yet.

698
00:33:32,134 --> 00:33:33,886
I'm not gonna give up
my life as I know it.

699
00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:35,596
Well, keep your life
off the air, will you?

700
00:33:35,721 --> 00:33:37,890
All right! All right.

701
00:33:38,015 --> 00:33:39,475
You want me to leave
the girls alone,

702
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,559
I'll leave the girls alone.

703
00:33:40,684 --> 00:33:41,894
All right.

704
00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:44,021
Now, what did you
want to see me about?

705
00:33:45,606 --> 00:33:47,608
Well, I wanted to
ask a favor of you.

706
00:33:47,733 --> 00:33:48,734
LEIGH: Mr. Corbett?

707
00:33:48,859 --> 00:33:50,819
Yes?

708
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,905
Your appointment's
here, sir.

709
00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,073
Where is she?

710
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,075
She's in your office.

711
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,369
Uh, would you
bring her down here?

712
00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:00,162
Yes, sir.

713
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:04,917
Norm, there's somebody
I'd like you to meet.

714
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:06,585
I mean, interview.

715
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,087
Who is he?

716
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,047
Well, uh, it's a...
It's a woman.

717
00:34:10,172 --> 00:34:11,799
Whistler's mother?
Queen Victoria?

718
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:13,092
Well, it just so happens

719
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,302
that this is a very
fine young girl.

720
00:34:16,845 --> 00:34:20,099
Why, captain, is it possible
you're human after all?

721
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,017
Oh, come on, quit clowning,
will you, Norm?

722
00:34:22,142 --> 00:34:24,103
I thought you might fit her into
one of your programs.

723
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,105
You know, sort of put her
on tape and listen to her,

724
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:31,110
kind of give her advice. sort
of, uh, well, build her up.

725
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,987
-Build her up?
-Yeah.

726
00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:34,947
You see, she -- see,
what she needs is...

727
00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:39,034
is self-confidence, and she has
this funny complex

728
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:40,160
that she has no poise.

729
00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:42,621
Why, you sly old fox.

730
00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:43,998
Where'd you meet her?

731
00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:46,500
Oh, I met her at, uh...

732
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,377
I met her through
a friend of mine.

733
00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:50,045
What's her name?

734
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:52,965
Dollye Daly.

735
00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:55,884
Dollye Daly? I like that.

736
00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,761
It's sort of like dilly-dally.

737
00:34:57,886 --> 00:35:00,806
Well, it just so happens that
Daly is a very respectable name

738
00:35:00,931 --> 00:35:03,767
in the state of Montana,
and Dollye is a very respectable

739
00:35:03,892 --> 00:35:07,187
young girl, and she's
a very unassuming girl,

740
00:35:07,313 --> 00:35:09,148
and she's very sweet,
and she's very simple.

741
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:12,443
Why, of course.
You know me.

742
00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:14,445
Anything for the boss.

743
00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:20,993
Well, come in, uh, Dilly. Uh...

744
00:35:30,127 --> 00:35:33,047
Uh, Miss Daly,
this is Norman Jones.

745
00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:36,091
And this -- Don't tell me.

746
00:35:36,216 --> 00:35:37,926
This is Dollye Daly.

747
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,261
Why, yes.

748
00:35:39,386 --> 00:35:42,848
Not one of the Montana Dalys?

749
00:35:42,973 --> 00:35:44,850
Not one of the real ones.

750
00:35:44,975 --> 00:35:46,685
Oh?

751
00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:49,355
Not related to old Marcus Daly.

752
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,564
See, she --

753
00:35:50,689 --> 00:35:53,692
And how old is old Marcus now?

754
00:35:53,817 --> 00:35:57,821
Oh, he's dead. He died in 1863.

755
00:35:57,946 --> 00:36:00,449
Oh. Sorry to hear that.

756
00:36:00,574 --> 00:36:02,201
I was just telling Norm here
that he might --

757
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:05,287
And I'd be delighted
to help Miss Daly, delighted.

758
00:36:05,412 --> 00:36:07,915
Why, we think the world
of old Tom around here,

759
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,375
and any friend of Tom's --

760
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,751
[ Buzzer ]

761
00:36:10,876 --> 00:36:12,419
Look, I'll tell you what.

762
00:36:12,544 --> 00:36:14,171
We'll all get together Friday
night and kick it around.

763
00:36:14,296 --> 00:36:15,881
-Couldn't we just --
-We'll talk it over.

764
00:36:16,006 --> 00:36:17,800
I'm expecting to take out
Miss Rita Behrens, as you know,

765
00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:18,884
and we'll all go together.

766
00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:20,386
Friday? Oh, I'm sorry.

767
00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:22,221
That's my night for bowling.

768
00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,932
Bowling. Good, swell!
That's my game, bowling.

769
00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:26,767
Keeps those old muscles in
shape, huh, Tom?

770
00:36:26,892 --> 00:36:29,144
It's all settled then.
Friday. See you then.

771
00:36:29,269 --> 00:36:32,272
Norm, uh...

772
00:36:35,442 --> 00:36:37,111
Bowling?

773
00:36:39,029 --> 00:36:40,864
How's about for Friday night?

774
00:36:40,989 --> 00:36:43,575
I'm busy. Who's that?

775
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,203
Oh, you mean
the girl with the...

776
00:36:46,328 --> 00:36:48,455
with the red hair?

777
00:36:48,580 --> 00:36:50,708
No, I mean the man
with the interesting smile.

778
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,459
Program manager.
He runs the joint.

779
00:36:52,584 --> 00:36:56,547
Oh. He, uh, does
have a look about him.

780
00:36:56,922 --> 00:36:59,550
That happens to be the look
of a fresh widower,

781
00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:04,304
and we could've been double
dating with him Friday night.

782
00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:29,455
[ Music on television ]

783
00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:02,863
[ Shivering ]

784
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:11,663
EDDIE: Dad?

785
00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:14,541
Eddie, I thought you'd
be asleep by now.

786
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:16,627
I feel real terrible, Dad.

787
00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:20,172
I'm shivering, and my teeth are
hitting each other.

788
00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:21,632
Come here.

789
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,640
Now, you stay here and keep
the covers over you

790
00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:31,183
and keep warm, right?

791
00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:33,310
Hot, I'm hot.

792
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,980
I'll be right back.

793
00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:12,224
[ Buzzer ]

794
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,143
ELIZABETH: Who is it?

795
00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:16,895
TOM: It's Tom Corbett.

796
00:39:20,065 --> 00:39:21,233
I-I'm sorry, Elizabeth.

797
00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:23,193
I hate to bother
you, but it's Eddie.

798
00:39:23,318 --> 00:39:24,862
It's -- He's sick.

799
00:39:24,987 --> 00:39:26,572
I think he's real sick.

800
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,907
I don't know whether I should...

801
00:39:34,162 --> 00:39:36,290
-Any vomiting?
-Uh, no.

802
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:38,750
-Diarrhea?
-I don't think so, no.

803
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,711
-Do you have a thermometer?
-Yes.

804
00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:43,422
Eddie, turn over
on your tummy.

805
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:44,756
That's it.

806
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,050
Don't worry,
I won't hurt you.

807
00:39:48,635 --> 00:39:50,971
Here. What else?

808
00:39:51,096 --> 00:39:53,682
Can I do boil some
water or something?

809
00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:55,392
Tom, he's not gonna
have a baby.

810
00:39:55,517 --> 00:39:57,394
Get me some
rubbing alcohol, please.

811
00:39:57,519 --> 00:39:58,729
That all?

812
00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,939
No, go to bed,
and stop worrying.

813
00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:12,534
Here.

814
00:40:12,659 --> 00:40:14,244
Over there.

815
00:40:16,371 --> 00:40:19,082
Tom, go to bed. Please.

816
00:40:27,674 --> 00:40:29,301
[ Shivering ] Elizabeth?

817
00:40:29,426 --> 00:40:30,594
Yes, Eddie?

818
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,972
You -- you don't have
your uniform on.

819
00:40:34,097 --> 00:40:37,059
Well, we'll try and get
you well without it.

820
00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:16,139
TOM: Well, good morning.

821
00:41:16,264 --> 00:41:19,101
Oh. Good morning.

822
00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:21,853
I thought you might need
a little refueling.

823
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,605
I'd love some.

824
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,195
Oh. Sleep well?

825
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,072
Mm-hmm.

826
00:41:32,197 --> 00:41:35,701
Yes, I am very ashamed to say
I did, thanks to you.

827
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,036
How's the patient?

828
00:41:38,161 --> 00:41:39,871
Oh, a touch of flu,
24-hour variety.

829
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,039
He'll bounce back fast.

830
00:41:41,164 --> 00:41:42,457
Good.

831
00:41:44,167 --> 00:41:45,919
You know, he's quite
a boy, that Eddie.

832
00:41:46,044 --> 00:41:47,379
Mmm.

833
00:41:47,504 --> 00:41:48,880
He let me in on a great
medical secret.

834
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,674
Oh, what was that?

835
00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:53,427
He told me that brave boys don't
bleed much when they're hurt.

836
00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:57,556
No matter how big the cut is,
they hold their blood in.

837
00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:00,017
[ Both laughing ]

838
00:42:00,142 --> 00:42:01,268
Oh, Elizabeth, I don't know how

839
00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:03,979
to thank you for
everything, really.

840
00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:05,897
There's nothing
to thank me for.

841
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,066
I enjoyed taking care of him.

842
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,988
You know, I want
to pay you something.

843
00:42:20,203 --> 00:42:21,830
After all, you...

844
00:42:21,955 --> 00:42:23,915
you stayed here all night.

845
00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,876
You lost a whole night's sleep.

846
00:42:28,378 --> 00:42:29,921
Here, have some more coffee.

847
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,424
I have known Eddie

848
00:42:32,549 --> 00:42:35,594
ever since he was born.

849
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,054
I know, Elizabeth.

850
00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:38,680
ELIZABETH: I'm supposed to
be his friend.

851
00:42:38,805 --> 00:42:40,432
Yes, I know that.

852
00:42:40,557 --> 00:42:42,434
When a friend of mine needs me,
I've been known to help

853
00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:44,644
without expecting to be paid.

854
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:46,605
All right, so I made a mistake.

855
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,231
I was just trying to
show my gratitude --

856
00:42:48,356 --> 00:42:50,650
And keep everything
as impersonal as possible?

857
00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:53,403
So much an hour,
is that the idea?

858
00:42:53,528 --> 00:42:55,155
Look, you don't have to
get so touchy when --

859
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,366
Touchy? I'm touchy?

860
00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:01,328
You couldn't for a moment
be in my debt. Oh, no!

861
00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:03,205
You think that every woman
that walks through that door

862
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,123
wants to make it
a permanent visit.

863
00:43:05,248 --> 00:43:07,626
All right, so you did
me a favor, thank you.

864
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:08,835
Thank you very much.

865
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,420
Not on your life.

866
00:43:10,545 --> 00:43:12,339
Even the volunteer services

867
00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:14,382
of a volunteer nurse
are worth something.

868
00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:16,718
You'll have my bill
by this evening.

869
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,854
Good morning.

870
00:43:27,979 --> 00:43:29,481
Good morning.

871
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:40,242
Dad?

872
00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:41,493
Well, now.

873
00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:44,246
EDDIE: Why don't
you like Elizabeth?

874
00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,415
Well, how we doing, Eddie-o?

875
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:50,043
You were talking
loud out there.

876
00:43:50,168 --> 00:43:51,503
Oh, I'm sorry.

877
00:43:51,628 --> 00:43:54,965
Is there something about
her looks you don't like?

878
00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:56,842
No.

879
00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:59,177
I think she looks swell.

880
00:43:59,302 --> 00:44:01,263
It couldn't be her eyes.

881
00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,390
Her eyes?

882
00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:05,183
They're not all skinny.

883
00:44:05,308 --> 00:44:07,602
You know, like those
ladies in the comic books

884
00:44:07,727 --> 00:44:08,979
who are no good.

885
00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:11,189
They always got skinny eyes.

886
00:44:11,314 --> 00:44:14,109
Skinny eyes.
Anything else?

887
00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:19,447
Well, there's one other thing,
but it's about sex.

888
00:44:21,783 --> 00:44:24,411
Go ahead.
I can stand it.

889
00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:28,039
Well, the bad ladies,

890
00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:30,167
they always got big busts.

891
00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:33,295
Now, don't get mad,
Dad, but it's true.

892
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:37,591
Very big, skinny eyes
and big busts

893
00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:41,052
Is how you tell a bad lady
from a good one.

894
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,471
Aren't there any good ladies
in all that stuff you read?

895
00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:47,184
Oh, sure, but they always
got medium-size busts

896
00:44:47,309 --> 00:44:49,644
and round eyes, of course.

897
00:44:49,769 --> 00:44:52,230
Well, I'll keep that in mind.

898
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:55,525
No matter how I feel
about Elizabeth, I...

899
00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:57,527
Well, I'm very glad you've been
in the hands of

900
00:44:57,652 --> 00:45:00,447
a round-eyed girl.

901
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:02,407
EDDIE: Mommy.

902
00:45:02,532 --> 00:45:04,492
She had round eyes.

903
00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:06,703
Yes, I know.

904
00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:13,251
I can still remember that day
they took her to the hospital.

905
00:45:13,376 --> 00:45:15,879
I guess I better not
talk about it.

906
00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:17,923
No.

907
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:20,050
No, go ahead if you want to.

908
00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:23,553
Remember, Dad?

909
00:45:23,678 --> 00:45:25,889
They brought that bed
with the wheels in here,

910
00:45:26,014 --> 00:45:27,891
and they put her on it.

911
00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:31,686
She was smiling, but she
didn't look so good.

912
00:45:31,811 --> 00:45:33,396
And you know what
she said to me?

913
00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:37,901
What did she say, Eddie?

914
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:40,570
She called me over to her,

915
00:45:40,695 --> 00:45:42,656
and she told me
to be a good boy

916
00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:44,824
and to take care of you.

917
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,743
Did you know that, Dad?

918
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,163
No.

919
00:45:50,288 --> 00:45:52,457
I never told nobody before.

920
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:56,127
Then they wheeled her
out in the hall.

921
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:59,798
I didn't think that bed
could get in the elevator

922
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:01,633
but it did.

923
00:46:04,844 --> 00:46:07,555
Do you think Mommy knew
she wasn't coming back?

924
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:10,558
I don't know.

925
00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:15,730
Where is she, Dad, right now?

926
00:46:18,733 --> 00:46:23,488
Eddie, she's right smack dab
in the middle of heaven.

927
00:46:23,613 --> 00:46:25,865
Do you think she remembers me?

928
00:46:27,450 --> 00:46:29,494
I'm sure she does.

929
00:46:42,048 --> 00:46:44,342
Bravo!

930
00:46:44,467 --> 00:46:46,761
How do we stand?

931
00:46:46,886 --> 00:46:50,307
Now, let's see,
that makes 200 for me.

932
00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:51,766
And what am I?

933
00:46:51,891 --> 00:46:53,685
Still, uh...

934
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:55,854
Nothing?

935
00:46:55,979 --> 00:47:01,860
Mr. Jones, are you sure
bowling is your game?

936
00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:04,696
Well, we athletes all have our
off nights, you know?

937
00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:07,574
You can't pitch a no-hit
game every time.

938
00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:10,994
Must that old army wound
of mine acting up.

939
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:15,373
Would you mind, Mr. Jones, if I,
uh, if I show you what I think

940
00:47:15,498 --> 00:47:16,833
you're doing wrong?

941
00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:19,502
Well, you just go
right ahead and show me.

942
00:47:19,627 --> 00:47:22,047
All right, well,
stand behind this line.

943
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,631
Behind the line.
Right. I got it.

944
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,342
-That's it.
-There we are.

945
00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:28,178
Now -- Oh! Don't take
such a big swing.

946
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,722
-Oh?
-Just easy, easy.

947
00:47:30,847 --> 00:47:33,433
Easy. I see.

948
00:47:33,558 --> 00:47:35,727
All right, now move
straight forward.

949
00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:37,520
-Forward.
-From the hips.

950
00:47:37,645 --> 00:47:39,898
From the hips.

951
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:41,441
See where my hips are?

952
00:47:41,566 --> 00:47:44,235
Oh, I do. I do.

953
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:45,862
Well, move like that,

954
00:47:45,987 --> 00:47:48,239
and, uh, don't let your
body get out of control.

955
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:49,574
Right.

956
00:47:49,699 --> 00:47:50,909
Watch me and do
everything I do.

957
00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,494
Okay.

958
00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:02,379
-Hey!
-That's it.

959
00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:04,547
I'll be darned.

960
00:48:04,672 --> 00:48:08,676
What does a fashion
consultant do, hmm?

961
00:48:10,303 --> 00:48:14,432
Well, you might say that she
forces her own peculiar tastes

962
00:48:14,557 --> 00:48:18,603
upon woman who have
absolutely none at all.

963
00:48:18,728 --> 00:48:20,897
Sounds like a racket
for snobs,

964
00:48:21,022 --> 00:48:23,775
but there's really a lot
of hard work involved.

965
00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:28,947
The efficient, self-possessed
American career woman, hmm?

966
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:31,616
Oh, no. No, never.

967
00:48:31,741 --> 00:48:33,827
I've seen too many
Rosalind Russell pictures

968
00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:35,286
for that.

969
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,996
[ Both laughing ]

970
00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:40,542
No, I'm going to marry him
just as soon as he asks me.

971
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,753
Who's he?

972
00:48:43,878 --> 00:48:46,965
The man who'll love me
on equal terms.

973
00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:50,135
That old saying, "Behind
every man is a woman."

974
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,761
That's not for me.

975
00:48:51,886 --> 00:48:53,805
I want to stand
right alongside.

976
00:48:55,473 --> 00:48:58,476
Is that asking too much?

977
00:48:58,601 --> 00:49:01,729
Well, no, I'm afraid you're
gonna have to be satisfied

978
00:49:01,855 --> 00:49:03,106
with the vote right now.

979
00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:05,483
I don't think that
that'll ever become

980
00:49:05,608 --> 00:49:08,111
a national movement.

981
00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:10,321
You have rules?

982
00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:13,658
Oh, there are eight rules
in the course all together.

983
00:49:13,783 --> 00:49:18,663
The eight golden rules to poise
and self-confidence.

984
00:49:18,788 --> 00:49:21,416
What's, uh, number two?

985
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:26,212
Number two -- stand straight
hold your head high,

986
00:49:26,337 --> 00:49:27,839
and breathe deeply.

987
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:32,302
I like that.

988
00:49:32,427 --> 00:49:34,846
Uh, number, uh, two.

989
00:49:34,971 --> 00:49:38,475
Number three.
Show your enthusiasm.

990
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,435
Oh, by all means.

991
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:44,022
And number 4.
Give yourself to others.

992
00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:46,357
Hey, there! I --

993
00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:48,526
They're insecure, too.

994
00:49:48,651 --> 00:49:50,195
Number five.

995
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,740
If you'll pardon my saying so,
I, uh, I think the guy

996
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,533
that wrote these rules ought
to be arrested.

997
00:49:55,658 --> 00:49:57,619
Oh, it's not a man.

998
00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:59,329
It's a woman.

999
00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:03,583
The Henrietta Rockefeller
Poise and Confidence School.

1000
00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:05,460
[ Chuckles ] Oh, I know.

1001
00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:08,546
I don't think that's her real
name, either, Rockefeller.

1002
00:50:08,671 --> 00:50:10,340
I just think
she took that name

1003
00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:13,468
to make people feel
more confident.

1004
00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:16,304
Oh, yeah. That'll
do it every time.

1005
00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:35,198
[ Jazz music playing ]

1006
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:44,249
Hey, Norm, did you ever get
that 1924 pressing of

1007
00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:46,751
the Wolverines playing
the "Jazz me blues"

1008
00:50:46,876 --> 00:50:48,461
that I sent you?

1009
00:50:48,586 --> 00:50:50,129
What do you mean did I get it?
I played it on the air.

1010
00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:51,381
I interviewed you.

1011
00:50:51,506 --> 00:50:53,800
Yeah.
What an arrangement.

1012
00:50:56,010 --> 00:50:57,428
That's my bowling ball.

1013
00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:59,973
Yeah, that's her bowling ball.

1014
00:51:00,098 --> 00:51:02,100
Look, Ricky, we don't get
together nearly enough.

1015
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:04,519
Why don't you drop up to
the program some time, huh?

1016
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:07,772
Any morning at all, buddy.
Always glad to see you.

1017
00:51:13,778 --> 00:51:17,699
Oh, you just don't know
how I envy you, Mr. Jones.

1018
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:22,787
Your self-composure your
command, your sang-froid.

1019
00:51:22,912 --> 00:51:25,206
Well, you just don't
ever seem to suffer

1020
00:51:25,331 --> 00:51:26,666
from feeling inadequate.

1021
00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:29,836
Oh, that's only a front.
Don't you see?

1022
00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:33,089
Deep down inside, I'm just as
inadequate as anyone else,

1023
00:51:33,214 --> 00:51:34,841
but you got to have
that front, kid.

1024
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:36,801
You -- you got to fake it.

1025
00:51:36,926 --> 00:51:39,387
You can do it.
You're very smart.

1026
00:51:39,512 --> 00:51:41,097
Oh, that's not
my problem, Mr. Jones.

1027
00:51:41,222 --> 00:51:42,974
I had the highest
scholastic average

1028
00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:46,769
of all the girls who
competed for Miss Montana,

1029
00:51:46,894 --> 00:51:48,688
but when I got up in front
of all those people

1030
00:51:48,813 --> 00:51:51,316
to recite and play
my drum solo...

1031
00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:53,318
That's just what I mean.

1032
00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:54,819
Fake it.

1033
00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:56,487
That's rule number one
with me, boy.

1034
00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:57,947
Fake it up.

1035
00:51:58,072 --> 00:51:59,449
Doesn't make any difference
what you do --

1036
00:51:59,574 --> 00:52:02,619
singing, dancing, glass blowing.

1037
00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:05,830
You like to recite?
Get up and recite.

1038
00:52:05,955 --> 00:52:07,999
So you bomb out.
Nobody's gonna kill you.

1039
00:52:08,124 --> 00:52:10,084
The point is to get in there
and fake it.

1040
00:52:10,209 --> 00:52:11,836
Oh, that's all right
for you to say.

1041
00:52:11,961 --> 00:52:13,671
You're so good at everything.

1042
00:52:13,796 --> 00:52:15,465
Yeah, like bowling.

1043
00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:17,216
You got a lot to give, kid.

1044
00:52:17,342 --> 00:52:20,637
Get up and give it.
Anything.

1045
00:52:20,762 --> 00:52:22,305
Uh, what was
that other thing?

1046
00:52:22,430 --> 00:52:24,599
My drum solo.

1047
00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:26,142
Yeah.

1048
00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:29,187
Well, even that.

1049
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:37,528
Look, we might as well
start right now.

1050
00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:38,988
Start what?

1051
00:52:39,113 --> 00:52:41,199
Come on, come on with me,
right through here.

1052
00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:48,873
It's all right.

1053
00:52:48,998 --> 00:52:50,291
Hey, John, my friend
would like to

1054
00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:51,459
sit in on the drums.

1055
00:52:51,584 --> 00:52:52,877
Mr. Jones, please!

1056
00:52:53,002 --> 00:52:55,129
It's all right.
How about it?

1057
00:52:55,254 --> 00:52:56,964
-She's got it, man.
-Come on.

1058
00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:58,299
Oh, Mr. Jones,
really I can't.

1059
00:52:58,424 --> 00:53:00,301
Come on with me,
right through here.

1060
00:53:03,471 --> 00:53:05,139
How about it, Jack?

1061
00:53:05,264 --> 00:53:06,683
I was just leaving.

1062
00:53:06,808 --> 00:53:08,059
There we are.

1063
00:53:08,184 --> 00:53:09,560
Move right in and sit down.

1064
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:11,854
-What's the scene, miss?
-Huh?

1065
00:53:11,979 --> 00:53:16,234
He means, what number would
you like to play?

1066
00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:19,320
Do you know
the "Carnival of Venice?"

1067
00:53:21,030 --> 00:53:22,740
It's our trademark.

1068
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,035
Do you know
"Carnival of Venice?"

1069
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,912
Like the inside of my hand.

1070
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,289
Mr. Jones.

1071
00:53:30,415 --> 00:53:32,792
Don't forget.
Henrietta Rockefeller.

1072
00:53:32,917 --> 00:53:34,752
[ Piano plays ]

1073
00:54:04,657 --> 00:54:07,785
[ Music continues ]

1074
00:54:37,690 --> 00:54:40,818
[ Music continues ]

1075
00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:06,177
[ Audience applauds ]

1076
00:55:21,692 --> 00:55:24,654
[ Barking ]

1077
00:55:34,622 --> 00:55:36,040
So?

1078
00:55:36,165 --> 00:55:37,625
Well, so that's about it.

1079
00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:40,378
Oh, things get a little
difficult sometimes,

1080
00:55:40,503 --> 00:55:42,046
but I have Eddie.

1081
00:55:42,171 --> 00:55:44,215
What's more important,
Eddie has you.

1082
00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:46,259
Yes, me and just about
everybody else

1083
00:55:46,384 --> 00:55:47,927
in the building.

1084
00:55:48,052 --> 00:55:49,595
He runs in and out
of those apartments

1085
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:50,972
just like he owns 'em.

1086
00:55:51,097 --> 00:55:52,974
Of course, they all know
he's polite

1087
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,934
and says thank you
and everything.

1088
00:55:55,893 --> 00:55:57,979
Sometimes he forgets
to zip himself up.

1089
00:55:58,104 --> 00:55:59,605
[ Both laugh ]

1090
00:55:59,730 --> 00:56:01,190
Well.

1091
00:56:06,737 --> 00:56:08,656
[ Growling ]

1092
00:56:08,781 --> 00:56:10,116
[ Barks ]

1093
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:15,037
Listen, does he act that way
around all your friends?

1094
00:56:15,162 --> 00:56:17,999
Well, it depends
what they have in mind.

1095
00:56:18,124 --> 00:56:20,793
I see. Well, then.

1096
00:56:20,918 --> 00:56:22,920
Say, I got to get going.

1097
00:56:23,045 --> 00:56:24,672
I really should.

1098
00:56:24,797 --> 00:56:26,173
I mean, the housekeeper's
sitting up with Eddie,

1099
00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:28,217
and I don't want to worry him.

1100
00:56:28,342 --> 00:56:29,385
Of course.

1101
00:56:29,510 --> 00:56:31,137
[ Telephone rings ]

1102
00:56:36,350 --> 00:56:37,643
Hello?

1103
00:56:37,768 --> 00:56:39,770
Oh, hello, Ronnie.

1104
00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:42,273
No, I was out this evening.

1105
00:56:42,398 --> 00:56:43,983
Well, uh,
why don't you, uh --

1106
00:56:44,108 --> 00:56:46,402
why don't you call me back
in the morning?

1107
00:56:47,653 --> 00:56:49,488
Yes. What?

1108
00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:50,823
Christmas?

1109
00:56:50,948 --> 00:56:53,367
Well, uh,
hold the line a minute.

1110
00:56:53,492 --> 00:56:55,328
Are you doing anything
for Christmas?

1111
00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:57,204
Oh, Christmas, I'm taking Eddie

1112
00:56:57,330 --> 00:56:58,789
up to my brother's
place in Connecticut.

1113
00:56:58,915 --> 00:56:59,874
A little family atmosphere.

1114
00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:01,417
I understand.

1115
00:57:01,542 --> 00:57:04,420
Ronnie, I think I can
make it for Christmas.

1116
00:57:04,545 --> 00:57:06,714
Well, why don't you call me
back in the morning?

1117
00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:11,844
Yes, I, um -- Hold the line
a minute, will you?

1118
00:57:11,969 --> 00:57:14,388
What about New Year's?

1119
00:57:14,513 --> 00:57:15,473
New Year's?

1120
00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:16,682
I'm having a party.

1121
00:57:16,807 --> 00:57:18,017
You're invited.

1122
00:57:18,142 --> 00:57:19,894
I accept.

1123
00:57:20,019 --> 00:57:21,812
Ronnie, I'll talk to you
in the morning.

1124
00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:23,564
Uh --

1125
00:57:23,689 --> 00:57:26,400
Well --

1126
00:57:26,525 --> 00:57:27,735
I'm sorry.

1127
00:57:29,654 --> 00:57:30,821
That's funny.

1128
00:57:30,947 --> 00:57:32,949
My taking you to dinner.

1129
00:57:33,074 --> 00:57:35,660
It's like I'm going out
on a first date.

1130
00:57:35,785 --> 00:57:38,496
Did you kiss her good night?

1131
00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:40,122
Twice.

1132
00:57:43,709 --> 00:57:46,629
[ Dog growls ]

1133
00:57:47,463 --> 00:57:48,673
[ Barks ]

1134
00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:51,717
[ Latin music plays ]

1135
00:57:56,722 --> 00:57:57,723
Arriba!

1136
00:57:57,848 --> 00:57:59,308
Ole!

1137
00:58:01,018 --> 00:58:02,937
Arriba!

1138
00:58:03,062 --> 00:58:05,022
Got to listen,
got to listen!

1139
00:58:05,147 --> 00:58:07,900
♪ La cucaracha la cucaracha ♪

1140
00:58:08,025 --> 00:58:09,860
<i>♪ Ya no quiere caminar ♪</i>

1141
00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:13,030
♪ Porque no tiene
porque le falta ♪

1142
00:58:13,155 --> 00:58:14,657
♪ Dinero para gastar ♪

1143
00:58:14,782 --> 00:58:17,827
♪ La cucaracha
la cucaracha J♪

1144
00:58:17,952 --> 00:58:21,080
[ Laughing ]

1145
00:58:25,459 --> 00:58:26,669
Ole!

1146
00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:27,712
Ole!

1147
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:29,463
You missed it!

1148
00:58:29,588 --> 00:58:31,215
[ Laughs ]

1149
00:58:36,929 --> 00:58:38,639
Well, that does it.

1150
00:58:38,764 --> 00:58:41,142
[ Sighs ]

1151
00:58:41,267 --> 00:58:44,729
If I don't get out of here now,
I'll never get home tonight.

1152
00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:49,734
Oh! Say, honey, could you stay
with Eddie for a while?

1153
00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:51,193
-Well, I...
-Please.

1154
00:58:51,318 --> 00:58:53,946
-Sure, I'd be glad to.
-Oh, good.

1155
00:58:54,071 --> 00:58:56,949
Mr. Corbett will be home
most any minute.

1156
00:58:57,074 --> 00:58:59,368
And, Eddie, you go to bed.

1157
00:58:59,493 --> 00:59:01,162
-Adios.
-Adios.

1158
00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:02,496
Adios!

1159
00:59:02,621 --> 00:59:04,832
♪ La cucaracha la cucaracha ♪

1160
00:59:04,957 --> 00:59:06,459
♪ Ya no quiere caminar ♪

1161
00:59:06,584 --> 00:59:08,335
♪ Porque no tiene ♪

1162
00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:10,171
-Elizabeth?
-Hmm??

1163
00:59:10,296 --> 00:59:13,007
Can't I just stay up
until Dad gets here?

1164
00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:14,925
I want to ask him something.

1165
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:16,260
What?

1166
00:59:16,385 --> 00:59:18,471
How he made out with his date.

1167
00:59:20,931 --> 00:59:23,684
Eddie, are you, uh,

1168
00:59:23,809 --> 00:59:26,353
anxious for your father
to get married?

1169
00:59:26,479 --> 00:59:29,106
Sure. It'll make him
happy again.

1170
00:59:29,231 --> 00:59:31,150
You realize, of course,

1171
00:59:31,275 --> 00:59:33,861
that his wife would
be your step-mother

1172
00:59:33,986 --> 00:59:35,488
and not just a housekeeper.

1173
00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:37,656
I know.
That part ain't so hot.

1174
00:59:37,782 --> 00:59:38,949
A step-mother.

1175
00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:40,284
She'd make me go to bed early

1176
00:59:40,409 --> 00:59:42,953
and she'd say,
"My, aren't we dirty?"

1177
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:44,955
When she means, "You're dirty."

1178
00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:46,665
Me, I mean.

1179
00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:47,917
You often are.

1180
00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:49,585
[ Both chuckles ]

1181
00:59:49,710 --> 00:59:52,213
And she won't let me
run through the rooms,

1182
00:59:52,338 --> 00:59:54,381
and she'll keep the lid down
in the bathroom.

1183
00:59:54,507 --> 00:59:56,592
Sometimes when I'm racing
up from the playground,

1184
00:59:56,717 --> 00:59:59,804
I don't hardly make it
in time when the lid's down.

1185
00:59:59,929 --> 01:00:02,556
Those aren't the best reasons
I've ever heard, Eddie.

1186
01:00:04,225 --> 01:00:05,976
Hey, I got a great idea!

1187
01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:09,688
If Dad got married, would he
have to tell anybody?

1188
01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:12,233
Why would you want
to keep it a secret?

1189
01:00:12,358 --> 01:00:14,819
Well, he could get married,
and we could pretend

1190
01:00:14,944 --> 01:00:17,404
that she took the place
of Mrs. Livingston,

1191
01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:19,490
and I'd be real nice
to her and polite,

1192
01:00:19,615 --> 01:00:21,325
and Dad could have
discussions with her

1193
01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:24,328
and get a baby and go
to the movies and all that.

1194
01:00:24,453 --> 01:00:25,579
But we could tell everybody

1195
01:00:25,704 --> 01:00:27,123
that she was
our new housekeeper.

1196
01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:30,126
See? Then I wouldn't have
a step-mother.

1197
01:00:30,251 --> 01:00:34,004
Eddie, do you really think
any woman would go for that?

1198
01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,132
-Would you?
-No.

1199
01:00:36,257 --> 01:00:38,342
Why not?
It wouldn't be so hard,

1200
01:00:38,467 --> 01:00:41,095
except for maybe
the baby part.

1201
01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:43,222
How do you get babies anyway?

1202
01:00:45,933 --> 01:00:46,851
Well --

1203
01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:48,227
[ Door unlocks ]

1204
01:00:51,313 --> 01:00:53,858
Saved in the nick of time.

1205
01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:55,484
Saved from what?

1206
01:00:55,609 --> 01:00:57,403
Babies and step-mothers.

1207
01:00:57,528 --> 01:01:00,072
We were just getting down
to the basic facts.

1208
01:01:00,197 --> 01:01:02,449
He's all yours.

1209
01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:04,201
How'd you make out, Dad?

1210
01:01:04,326 --> 01:01:06,412
Never mind how I made out.

1211
01:01:06,537 --> 01:01:08,080
You should be in bed, Eddie.

1212
01:01:08,205 --> 01:01:09,790
ELIZABETH: And so should I.

1213
01:01:09,915 --> 01:01:12,501
-Tom.
-Yes.

1214
01:01:12,626 --> 01:01:15,171
Be honest. Be frank.

1215
01:01:15,296 --> 01:01:17,089
All the books say so.

1216
01:01:17,214 --> 01:01:18,215
-Good night.
-Good night.

1217
01:01:18,340 --> 01:01:19,425
Good night, Eddie.

1218
01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:21,302
Good night, Elizabeth.

1219
01:01:30,311 --> 01:01:32,271
What was that all about?

1220
01:01:32,396 --> 01:01:35,232
Oh, I just asked
how you got babies.

1221
01:01:35,357 --> 01:01:37,776
Well, I think it's
a little late for that.

1222
01:01:37,902 --> 01:01:39,320
Let's go.

1223
01:01:41,071 --> 01:01:42,239
Good night, Dad.

1224
01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:43,908
Good night, Eddie-o.

1225
01:01:46,952 --> 01:01:49,622
DOLLYE:
It was William the Conqueror.

1226
01:01:49,747 --> 01:01:53,584
He ordered that new year's
start on January 1st.

1227
01:01:53,709 --> 01:01:57,129
The Egyptians had it
in September.

1228
01:01:57,254 --> 01:01:59,840
Dollye, you never cease
to amaze me.

1229
01:01:59,965 --> 01:02:01,383
Oh, I don't want to brag,

1230
01:02:01,508 --> 01:02:04,511
but I did have a very high
scholastic average.

1231
01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:09,934
And yet, every time I got up
to say my piece or speak...

1232
01:02:10,059 --> 01:02:11,769
Oh, dear.

1233
01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:14,021
Do you know many pieces?

1234
01:02:14,146 --> 01:02:15,898
Oh, I have loads of them.

1235
01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:17,483
Even one for New Year's.

1236
01:02:17,608 --> 01:02:19,735
-You do?
-DOLLYE: It's just beautiful.

1237
01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:23,948
It's called
"The Death of the Old Year."

1238
01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:28,327
"Full knee-deep
lies the winter snow,

1239
01:02:28,452 --> 01:02:32,665
and the winter winds
are wearily sighing,

1240
01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:36,835
toll ye the church bell
sad and slow

1241
01:02:36,961 --> 01:02:40,589
and tread softly and speak low

1242
01:02:40,714 --> 01:02:45,344
for the old year lies a-dying."

1243
01:02:45,469 --> 01:02:47,596
It's a little grim,
don't you think?

1244
01:02:47,721 --> 01:02:50,641
Rita, do you think
Norman likes me?

1245
01:02:50,766 --> 01:02:52,059
Well, he --

1246
01:02:52,184 --> 01:02:53,894
He seems to.

1247
01:02:55,729 --> 01:02:57,439
I don't know what's wrong.

1248
01:02:57,564 --> 01:02:59,900
He does seem to, but...

1249
01:03:00,025 --> 01:03:02,695
He's never even
kissed me good night.

1250
01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:05,823
Is there something
about me that...

1251
01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:07,366
[ Telephone rings ]

1252
01:03:08,617 --> 01:03:10,828
-Hello?
-This is Corbett Catering.

1253
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:13,747
You said champagne, caviar,
and something else.

1254
01:03:13,872 --> 01:03:15,749
Now, what was that
something else, ma'am?

1255
01:03:15,874 --> 01:03:17,501
[ Laughing ]

1256
01:03:17,626 --> 01:03:20,546
That something else
was anchovies,

1257
01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:22,673
and don't you dare
come without them.

1258
01:03:22,798 --> 01:03:24,300
Anchovies, right.

1259
01:03:24,425 --> 01:03:26,343
Anchovies it will be,
and we will be there

1260
01:03:26,468 --> 01:03:29,346
in about one half
of an hour, all right?

1261
01:03:29,471 --> 01:03:31,473
[ Humming ]

1262
01:03:35,936 --> 01:03:37,438
-Dad?
-Yeah.

1263
01:03:37,563 --> 01:03:40,357
Dad, what do the numbers mean
after a lady's name?

1264
01:03:40,482 --> 01:03:43,319
Eddie, I am so busy
right now, I...

1265
01:03:43,444 --> 01:03:46,947
It says here, "40-18-35."

1266
01:03:47,072 --> 01:03:48,824
Holy smoke. Who's that?

1267
01:03:48,949 --> 01:03:50,743
Jayne Mans...

1268
01:03:50,868 --> 01:03:52,870
F-I-E-L-D.

1269
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:54,163
Oh, yeah.

1270
01:03:54,288 --> 01:03:55,456
What do the numbers mean?

1271
01:03:55,581 --> 01:03:57,416
Did she win?
Did she beat somebody?

1272
01:03:57,541 --> 01:03:59,126
She probably could
if she wanted to.

1273
01:03:59,251 --> 01:04:01,462
Listen, I lost my cuff link
around here somewhere.

1274
01:04:01,587 --> 01:04:02,755
Do you mind looking
for it for me?

1275
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,006
Oh, sure.

1276
01:04:04,131 --> 01:04:05,758
Maybe it's under the bed there.

1277
01:04:05,883 --> 01:04:07,426
[ Humming ]

1278
01:04:08,677 --> 01:04:12,931
Well, what do
the numbers mean?

1279
01:04:13,057 --> 01:04:15,559
TOM: Inches. 40's the bust.

1280
01:04:15,684 --> 01:04:17,353
What's the other two numbers?

1281
01:04:17,478 --> 01:04:19,438
Oh, it's the waist
and the hips.

1282
01:04:19,563 --> 01:04:22,608
Suppose the first one,
the bust was 20.

1283
01:04:22,733 --> 01:04:23,942
What would happen?

1284
01:04:24,068 --> 01:04:26,612
Absolutely nothing.
Poor girl.

1285
01:04:26,737 --> 01:04:30,074
This lady you're going out with.
What does she measure?

1286
01:04:32,951 --> 01:04:34,870
What are you smiling for?

1287
01:04:34,995 --> 01:04:36,997
Hmm? I was just
thinking of something.

1288
01:04:37,122 --> 01:04:39,500
What's your favorite inches
on a lady, Dad?

1289
01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:41,877
Oh, I'd say 36.

1290
01:04:42,002 --> 01:04:43,587
36-36-367

1291
01:04:43,712 --> 01:04:45,589
Oh, come on now.
Use your head, Eddie.

1292
01:04:45,714 --> 01:04:47,674
If it was 36-36-36,

1293
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,677
she'd be straight up and down,
now wouldn't she?

1294
01:04:50,803 --> 01:04:53,931
How many inches
should she dent in?

1295
01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:56,934
Well, I never counted.
I mean, you just...

1296
01:04:57,059 --> 01:05:01,105
You make a woman sound like
a dented fender, or something.

1297
01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:02,981
[ Humming ]

1298
01:05:11,365 --> 01:05:13,784
Thank you.

1299
01:05:13,909 --> 01:05:15,119
Will you let me know, Dad?

1300
01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:16,328
What?

1301
01:05:16,453 --> 01:05:17,621
About the lady's
inches tonight.

1302
01:05:17,746 --> 01:05:19,248
I'd be very interested.

1303
01:05:19,373 --> 01:05:21,625
I don't walk around carrying
a tape measure, Eddie.

1304
01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:23,836
We got one right in the house.
Wait a minute.

1305
01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:25,129
No, never mind. I'll guess.

1306
01:05:25,254 --> 01:05:27,589
-Tape measure? For what?
-For the lady.

1307
01:05:27,714 --> 01:05:30,259
Never mind, Mrs. Livingston.
It's all right.

1308
01:05:30,384 --> 01:05:32,719
-You have a good time.
-TOM: Thank you.

1309
01:05:32,845 --> 01:05:34,304
You'll let me know
in the morning?

1310
01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:36,056
Absolutely not.

1311
01:05:36,181 --> 01:05:39,435
You grow up and get
your own girl.

1312
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:40,978
Dad.

1313
01:05:41,103 --> 01:05:42,312
Look, I'm very late.

1314
01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:44,440
Happy New Year, Dad.

1315
01:05:48,527 --> 01:05:51,071
Happy New Year, Eddie.

1316
01:05:54,533 --> 01:05:56,660
[ "Auld Lang Syne" plays ]

1317
01:06:09,089 --> 01:06:10,549
Happy New Year!

1318
01:06:10,674 --> 01:06:12,634
Happy New Year!

1319
01:06:16,346 --> 01:06:18,515
"And tho' his foes
speak ill of him,

1320
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,392
he was a friend to me.

1321
01:06:20,517 --> 01:06:22,686
Old year, you shall not die,

1322
01:06:22,811 --> 01:06:25,731
we did so laugh
and cry with you.

1323
01:06:25,856 --> 01:06:28,358
I've half a mind
to die with you,

1324
01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:30,611
old year, if you must die.

1325
01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:33,530
Old year, if you must..."

1326
01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:46,710
[ Both laughing ]

1327
01:06:46,835 --> 01:06:48,962
CHARLIE: It was the wrong X-ray!

1328
01:06:49,087 --> 01:06:51,048
Oh, that's so funny!

1329
01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:52,633
CHARLIE: Well, good night,
Elizabeth.

1330
01:06:52,758 --> 01:06:53,759
ELIZABETH:
Good night, Charlie.

1331
01:06:53,884 --> 01:06:55,302
And thanks again.

1332
01:06:55,427 --> 01:06:56,762
[ Laughing ]

1333
01:06:58,972 --> 01:07:01,975
Well, sounds like you
had a pretty good time.

1334
01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:03,310
Oh.

1335
01:07:03,435 --> 01:07:04,603
Yes, yes.

1336
01:07:04,728 --> 01:07:06,396
We had a --
We had a lovely time.

1337
01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:08,607
[ Laughs ]

1338
01:07:08,732 --> 01:07:10,692
-It was a million laughs.
-Mm.

1339
01:07:11,944 --> 01:07:14,404
Would you like a small sample
of tonight's humor?

1340
01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,031
Yes. What?

1341
01:07:16,156 --> 01:07:18,492
Well, at the nightclub,
the maitre d' asked us

1342
01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:20,202
if we'd like to sit down front.

1343
01:07:20,327 --> 01:07:21,411
Right. Well?

1344
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:22,704
Uh, Charlie to maitre d' --

1345
01:07:22,829 --> 01:07:25,165
"I'm sorry, sir,
We don't bend that way."

1346
01:07:25,290 --> 01:07:26,583
[ Laughing ] No.

1347
01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:27,918
-Oh, no.
-I swear.

1348
01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:29,461
All evening?

1349
01:07:29,586 --> 01:07:31,463
No, no.

1350
01:07:31,588 --> 01:07:35,384
No, the rest of the evening
was taken up with the notochord,

1351
01:07:35,509 --> 01:07:38,929
the ectoderm, the esoderm,
and the mesoderm.

1352
01:07:39,054 --> 01:07:41,431
He specializes in
rare diseases of the bone.

1353
01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:43,600
Oh, what fun.

1354
01:07:43,725 --> 01:07:45,769
You wouldn't think so
if you had to listen

1355
01:07:45,894 --> 01:07:47,187
to bone jokes all night.

1356
01:07:47,312 --> 01:07:49,147
[ Laughing ]

1357
01:07:49,273 --> 01:07:52,526
And I think I intend
to drink myself to sleep.

1358
01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:54,695
Uh, can I help?

1359
01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:57,030
I mean, I have some pretty
good brandy in there.

1360
01:07:57,155 --> 01:07:58,615
Mm. I'd love some.

1361
01:07:58,740 --> 01:08:00,200
Come on.

1362
01:08:02,911 --> 01:08:04,997
[ Spanish instructional record ]

1363
01:08:05,122 --> 01:08:06,373
Shh.

1364
01:08:09,459 --> 01:08:12,421
[ Spanish instructional record ]

1365
01:08:28,145 --> 01:08:29,980
[ Turns off ]

1366
01:08:31,273 --> 01:08:32,858
[ Whispering ]
That's her Spanish lesson.

1367
01:08:32,983 --> 01:08:34,651
I know. She told me.

1368
01:08:34,776 --> 01:08:36,069
Tom, it's very --

1369
01:08:36,194 --> 01:08:37,738
Shh-shh-shh-shh.

1370
01:08:56,965 --> 01:08:59,676
[ Whispering ] I'm glad
I didn't go back to my room

1371
01:08:59,801 --> 01:09:02,679
'cause I'd only cry,
and I don't want to.

1372
01:09:02,804 --> 01:09:04,264
Oh, come on now.
It wasn't that bad.

1373
01:09:04,389 --> 01:09:06,808
No, no, no.
No, it's just --

1374
01:09:06,933 --> 01:09:09,686
Oh, it's New Year's Eve.

1375
01:09:09,811 --> 01:09:11,855
I'm glad I don't
get this way very often.

1376
01:09:13,315 --> 01:09:16,443
How long has it been
since the divorce?

1377
01:09:16,568 --> 01:09:17,694
A year.

1378
01:09:17,819 --> 01:09:20,489
Oh, it wasn't so bad.

1379
01:09:20,614 --> 01:09:21,948
It was the same old story,
I guess.

1380
01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:24,701
We were very young, and...

1381
01:09:24,826 --> 01:09:26,453
Well, no fatal damage.

1382
01:09:26,578 --> 01:09:29,414
Yeah, but a few scars.

1383
01:09:29,539 --> 01:09:32,209
I'm still young. They'll heal.

1384
01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:33,335
[ Chuckles ]

1385
01:09:35,128 --> 01:09:36,254
[, uh...

1386
01:09:38,256 --> 01:09:43,095
I take it that the bone doctor
Is not in the running.

1387
01:09:43,220 --> 01:09:45,097
Well, uh,

1388
01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:48,725
he is very fond
of my, uh, pectoral girdle.

1389
01:09:48,850 --> 01:09:50,310
Well, good for him.

1390
01:09:50,435 --> 01:09:52,813
That's very good, you know,
'cause I've been --

1391
01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:54,648
I've been quite
fond of it myself

1392
01:09:54,773 --> 01:09:56,483
for quite some time.

1393
01:10:05,325 --> 01:10:07,035
Happy New Year, Tom.

1394
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,841
[ Clink ]

1395
01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:25,011
A happier new year
for both of us.

1396
01:10:33,103 --> 01:10:35,105
[ Indistinct chatter ]

1397
01:10:38,525 --> 01:10:40,652
Uh, table 23.

1398
01:10:40,777 --> 01:10:42,279
Oh, good afternoon,
Miss Behrens.

1399
01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:45,031
Edmund. Has Mr. Corbett
arrived yet?

1400
01:10:49,536 --> 01:10:50,787
Eddie.

1401
01:10:52,122 --> 01:10:54,374
I hope I haven't
kept you waiting.

1402
01:10:54,499 --> 01:10:55,834
No, of course not.

1403
01:10:55,959 --> 01:10:57,961
Eddie, I'd like you
to meet Miss Behrens.

1404
01:10:58,086 --> 01:11:00,547
-This is Eddie.
-How do you do?

1405
01:11:00,672 --> 01:11:04,509
I'm so glad to meet you.
I've heard a lot about you.

1406
01:11:04,634 --> 01:11:07,262
He's a charming child.

1407
01:11:07,387 --> 01:11:08,930
Oh.

1408
01:11:09,055 --> 01:11:10,307
Thank you.

1409
01:11:14,102 --> 01:11:15,771
What lovely manners.

1410
01:11:15,896 --> 01:11:18,732
Well, I won't pretend that
he hasn't been coached a bit.

1411
01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:20,358
-Donald.
-Yes, Miss Behrens.

1412
01:11:20,484 --> 01:11:21,943
Thank you.

1413
01:11:24,738 --> 01:11:27,699
Well, this is
a very special occasion,

1414
01:11:27,824 --> 01:11:29,701
our first meeting.

1415
01:11:29,826 --> 01:11:31,536
Yes, ma'am.

1416
01:11:33,288 --> 01:11:35,665
Yes, we were just
talking about Eddie.

1417
01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:37,918
He's going to have a birthday,

1418
01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:41,463
and, uh, we're gonna
have a party.

1419
01:11:41,588 --> 01:11:43,423
Oh, how wonderful.

1420
01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:49,679
[ Clears throat ]

1421
01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:52,307
You know, every time
the year goes by,

1422
01:11:52,432 --> 01:11:55,018
we always have a party
for Eddie.

1423
01:11:55,143 --> 01:11:57,437
Every year, Eddie has...

1424
01:11:57,562 --> 01:12:00,023
has a birthday party,

1425
01:12:00,148 --> 01:12:03,735
and the house just gets
jammed with kids,

1426
01:12:03,860 --> 01:12:05,111
doesn't it, Eddie?

1427
01:12:05,237 --> 01:12:07,489
Yes, it certainly does
get crowded.

1428
01:12:07,614 --> 01:12:08,615
Was that your foot, Dad?

1429
01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:10,659
Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie.

1430
01:12:12,369 --> 01:12:17,958
Uh, but Eddie likes it that way,
so why not, huh, Eddie?

1431
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:20,627
Eddie?

1432
01:12:20,752 --> 01:12:22,170
It's going to be
bigger than ever.

1433
01:12:22,295 --> 01:12:24,047
Mrs. Livingston's going
to bake a great big cake,

1434
01:12:24,172 --> 01:12:28,343
and Elizabeth said she'd bring
the candy and help out like.

1435
01:12:28,468 --> 01:12:30,011
Elizabeth?

1436
01:12:30,136 --> 01:12:31,721
Yes, that's our
next-door neighbor.

1437
01:12:31,847 --> 01:12:34,140
Oh, I see.

1438
01:12:34,266 --> 01:12:37,143
May I come to your party, Eddie?

1439
01:12:37,269 --> 01:12:38,562
Well...

1440
01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:40,522
I'd like to help out, too.

1441
01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:47,320
Okay, if you want to.

1442
01:12:48,613 --> 01:12:51,366
Thank you very much.

1443
01:12:51,491 --> 01:12:53,118
Excuse me.

1444
01:12:58,039 --> 01:12:59,708
Pardon us a minute,
will you, please?

1445
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:01,209
Of course.

1446
01:13:05,213 --> 01:13:07,716
It's right up those
steps there to the left.

1447
01:13:07,841 --> 01:13:10,552
Eddie, what's the matter
with you?

1448
01:13:10,677 --> 01:13:12,220
Nothing.

1449
01:13:12,345 --> 01:13:14,097
Well, I don't like
the way you're behaving.

1450
01:13:14,222 --> 01:13:16,892
Now, when you come back,
will you please try to smile

1451
01:13:17,017 --> 01:13:18,643
and act like you're
enjoying yourself?

1452
01:13:18,768 --> 01:13:21,980
Sure, Dad. I'll try.

1453
01:13:22,105 --> 01:13:23,648
Good boy.

1454
01:13:31,114 --> 01:13:34,200
Oh, he's just wonderful, Tom.

1455
01:13:34,951 --> 01:13:36,411
He's delightful.

1456
01:13:36,536 --> 01:13:38,413
Well, I have known him
to give, uh,

1457
01:13:38,538 --> 01:13:41,207
warmer receptions
to people, I'm afraid.

1458
01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:44,336
Well, you know, after all,

1459
01:13:44,461 --> 01:13:47,380
I have taken you away from him
for several evenings now.

1460
01:13:47,505 --> 01:13:50,467
He's probably just
a little jealous.

1461
01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:52,469
Oh, I suppose so.

1462
01:13:54,429 --> 01:13:57,057
We're going to get along
just fine.

1463
01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:03,313
[ Kids laughing ]

1464
01:14:03,438 --> 01:14:04,481
EDDIE: Do I fly?

1465
01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:05,565
No, you swing!

1466
01:14:05,690 --> 01:14:06,983
[ Both laugh ]

1467
01:14:07,108 --> 01:14:09,402
All right, kids.
Come and get your signs on.

1468
01:14:09,527 --> 01:14:11,821
You go get Katie and Tommy,
and bring them back here.

1469
01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:12,906
Come on, kids!

1470
01:14:13,031 --> 01:14:15,075
Get your sign on.
Come on.

1471
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,661
All right. Here we go.
You all have to be animals.

1472
01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:19,537
[ Toy gun fires ]

1473
01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:22,707
See, the idea is we never
let it go any faster.

1474
01:14:22,832 --> 01:14:26,086
Ah! Jane, you never point
a gun at anybody ever.

1475
01:14:26,211 --> 01:14:27,629
Kelly, out of the fish.

1476
01:14:27,754 --> 01:14:29,673
No, we don't play
with the fish, Kelly.

1477
01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:31,508
-You sit right there, Kelly.
-Mr. Corbett!

1478
01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:34,302
-What? What is it?
-Do I quack?

1479
01:14:34,427 --> 01:14:36,388
-Do you what?
-Do I quack?

1480
01:14:36,513 --> 01:14:37,681
Let's see.

1481
01:14:37,806 --> 01:14:39,391
No, you don't have
the nose for --

1482
01:14:39,516 --> 01:14:40,976
look, I told you. See what
happened when you made it --

1483
01:14:41,101 --> 01:14:43,228
Kelly, I told you
to stay out of the fish.

1484
01:14:43,353 --> 01:14:45,355
-Mike, is this your brother?
-Yes.

1485
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,273
Will you please
take care of him?

1486
01:14:47,983 --> 01:14:49,192
[ Telephone rings ]

1487
01:14:49,317 --> 01:14:50,986
Melissa, she saw a monster!

1488
01:14:51,111 --> 01:14:52,112
Where?

1489
01:14:52,237 --> 01:14:53,905
In Eddie's room,
under the table.

1490
01:14:54,030 --> 01:14:56,032
Oh, under the table.
It's all right.

1491
01:14:56,157 --> 01:14:58,451
And your front legs are shorter
than your back!

1492
01:14:58,576 --> 01:15:00,120
Hello?

1493
01:15:01,037 --> 01:15:03,498
Hello?
I'm sorry, I can't hear!

1494
01:15:06,126 --> 01:15:08,545
I'm sorry.
It's difficult to hear.

1495
01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:10,505
What?

1496
01:15:10,630 --> 01:15:12,424
This is Elizabeth Marten.

1497
01:15:12,549 --> 01:15:14,718
Oh, Elizabeth?

1498
01:15:14,843 --> 01:15:16,219
Yes, Tom's mentioned you.

1499
01:15:16,344 --> 01:15:17,929
This is Rita Behrens.

1500
01:15:18,054 --> 01:15:19,723
I wonder, could I speak
to Tom, please?

1501
01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:21,891
Oh.

1502
01:15:22,017 --> 01:15:24,060
Miss Behrens.

1503
01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:26,730
Yes, of course.
Hold on a minute.

1504
01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:31,735
[ Clamoring ]

1505
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,486
Tom!

1506
01:15:34,946 --> 01:15:37,073
Tom!

1507
01:15:37,198 --> 01:15:38,867
Tom!

1508
01:15:40,577 --> 01:15:41,953
You're wanted on the phone.

1509
01:15:42,078 --> 01:15:44,497
-Who is it?
-Miss Behrens.

1510
01:15:44,622 --> 01:15:46,166
Oh, right.

1511
01:15:48,543 --> 01:15:50,879
Hello?

1512
01:15:51,004 --> 01:15:53,882
Listen, it's very noisy here.
Where are you?

1513
01:15:54,007 --> 01:15:57,177
At home. You'll never guess
what's happened.

1514
01:15:57,302 --> 01:15:59,929
It's Norm and Dollye.
They're engaged.

1515
01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:01,806
They're actually engaged.

1516
01:16:01,931 --> 01:16:04,100
-Is that Tom??
-Yes.

1517
01:16:04,225 --> 01:16:07,479
I was just leaving for the party
when they arrived with the news.

1518
01:16:07,604 --> 01:16:09,272
Well, it can't be
that noisy here.

1519
01:16:09,397 --> 01:16:11,274
I don't think
I heard you right.

1520
01:16:11,399 --> 01:16:12,817
Really, Tom. They --

1521
01:16:12,942 --> 01:16:14,152
Here, let me.

1522
01:16:14,277 --> 01:16:16,362
Hail cupid, and come on over.

1523
01:16:16,488 --> 01:16:17,947
Sure we are.
Right here next month,

1524
01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:20,450
and then off to Montana
for the honeymoon.

1525
01:16:20,575 --> 01:16:22,535
Look, if you can't make it now,
how about tonight?

1526
01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:24,287
Well, I was supposed
to take Eddie

1527
01:16:24,412 --> 01:16:27,957
to a birthday dinner
tonight, but, uh...

1528
01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:28,958
Uh...

1529
01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:30,126
Let me handle him.

1530
01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:31,377
Look, don't let us down, buddy.

1531
01:16:31,503 --> 01:16:32,796
Tom.

1532
01:16:32,921 --> 01:16:34,506
But I can't foul up
an engagement party,

1533
01:16:34,631 --> 01:16:37,592
especially when
I'm responsible for it.

1534
01:16:37,717 --> 01:16:39,636
Uh -- Uh...

1535
01:16:39,761 --> 01:16:41,096
Look, I tell you what.

1536
01:16:41,221 --> 01:16:42,639
I'll be there.
I'll pick you up.

1537
01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:44,265
Right? Right.

1538
01:16:45,683 --> 01:16:48,561
-Uh, Mrs. Livingston --
-I'm busy.

1539
01:16:48,686 --> 01:16:50,605
Well, I mean, it's just for
tonight, Mrs. Livingston.

1540
01:16:50,730 --> 01:16:52,607
I'm busy.

1541
01:16:56,611 --> 01:16:58,279
Come on, Indian.

1542
01:16:59,823 --> 01:17:02,242
Hey, Dad, Richard found out
he was a zebra

1543
01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:04,077
by looking
in the bathroom mirror.

1544
01:17:04,202 --> 01:17:05,203
Does it count?

1545
01:17:05,328 --> 01:17:07,372
No, no. Absolutely not.

1546
01:17:07,497 --> 01:17:09,290
Say, Elizabeth, what's
eating Mrs. Livingston?

1547
01:17:09,415 --> 01:17:11,751
I mean, are the kids getting her
down, or what is it?

1548
01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:13,753
-She seems all right to me.
-She almost bit my head off.

1549
01:17:13,878 --> 01:17:15,505
All I said was, "Would you
help me out tonight?”

1550
01:17:15,630 --> 01:17:17,132
-Tonight?
-Yeah.

1551
01:17:17,257 --> 01:17:19,008
You know, I had to take
Eddie to dinner.

1552
01:17:19,134 --> 01:17:21,261
-Something came up.
-Oh.

1553
01:17:21,386 --> 01:17:24,139
-I can't make it.
-I see.

1554
01:17:24,264 --> 01:17:25,640
Say, I was just thinking
maybe you could --

1555
01:17:25,765 --> 01:17:27,183
I'm busy.

1556
01:17:27,308 --> 01:17:28,560
Well, I mean, all you'd
have to do is --

1557
01:17:28,685 --> 01:17:30,270
I'm busy.

1558
01:17:30,395 --> 01:17:32,355
Elizabeth, somebody said I bite.

1559
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:34,524
Could you give me a big hint?

1560
01:17:34,649 --> 01:17:37,443
Well, it takes one
to know one. Ask him.

1561
01:17:37,569 --> 01:17:40,071
Somebody said I bite.
Could you give me a big hint?

1562
01:17:40,196 --> 01:17:41,781
Let's take a look.

1563
01:17:45,368 --> 01:17:47,203
EDDIE:
Bye. I'm glad you could come.

1564
01:17:47,328 --> 01:17:49,289
Hey, Dad, they're
gone now, everyone.

1565
01:17:49,414 --> 01:17:51,374
I'll never be the same, Eddie.

1566
01:17:51,499 --> 01:17:54,377
You were cool, Dad.
All the kids said so.

1567
01:17:54,502 --> 01:17:56,629
Boy, I had a wonderful,
wonderful birthday.

1568
01:17:56,754 --> 01:17:58,631
Oh, that's good.
That's real good.

1569
01:17:58,756 --> 01:18:00,466
Everyone came.
Everyone I invited.

1570
01:18:00,592 --> 01:18:02,218
Yeah, they sure did,
didn't they?

1571
01:18:02,343 --> 01:18:04,179
And the house was nice and noisy
for a change wasn't it, Dad?

1572
01:18:04,304 --> 01:18:06,389
Yeah, for a change, it was.

1573
01:18:06,514 --> 01:18:08,349
It'll be so quiet tonight.

1574
01:18:08,474 --> 01:18:10,810
I'm glad we're going out
for dinner.

1575
01:18:13,354 --> 01:18:15,815
Eddie, uh --

1576
01:18:15,940 --> 01:18:17,317
Yeah?

1577
01:18:20,361 --> 01:18:22,322
I'm glad, too.

1578
01:18:22,447 --> 01:18:24,407
Happy birthday, Eddie.

1579
01:18:24,532 --> 01:18:27,452
-Can Elizabeth come?
-Nope. You, me, us.

1580
01:18:27,577 --> 01:18:29,370
Elizabeth, she's busy.

1581
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:33,750
[ Laughs ]

1582
01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:36,002
PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay.
Everybody, hold it.

1583
01:18:37,795 --> 01:18:38,755
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

1584
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,131
Where am I?

1585
01:18:40,256 --> 01:18:41,424
[ Laughing ]

1586
01:18:41,549 --> 01:18:44,344
We wish you
every happiness, my dear.

1587
01:18:46,429 --> 01:18:48,389
Congratulations, my boy.

1588
01:18:48,514 --> 01:18:50,099
Thank you.
Thank you.

1589
01:18:50,225 --> 01:18:51,935
Oh, congratulations.

1590
01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:53,603
You were the most
lovely bride.

1591
01:18:53,728 --> 01:18:55,021
TOM: Hey, Dollye. Dollye?

1592
01:18:55,146 --> 01:18:57,273
You know, you'll never be
Miss Montana now.

1593
01:18:57,398 --> 01:18:59,275
Well, I don't have
to be anymore.

1594
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,777
-That's rule eight.
-Eight?

1595
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,404
Fall in love, and love
will make you brave.

1596
01:19:03,529 --> 01:19:05,365
ALL: Aw!

1597
01:19:06,866 --> 01:19:08,117
Eddie!

1598
01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:12,247
Eddie, my very, very first
boyfriend.

1599
01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:13,873
I brought you something.

1600
01:19:13,998 --> 01:19:15,124
Oh, you did?

1601
01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:16,918
-Open it.
-Oh, for me?

1602
01:19:17,043 --> 01:19:18,628
Well, what is it?

1603
01:19:22,632 --> 01:19:23,967
TOM: Isn't that nice?

1604
01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:26,135
I thought you'd like it now
for your husband.

1605
01:19:26,261 --> 01:19:28,096
Gee, it's swell, Eddie.

1606
01:19:28,221 --> 01:19:30,598
It's just beautiful.
Shall I put it on now?

1607
01:19:30,723 --> 01:19:32,767
-Yes.
-Why not?

1608
01:19:32,892 --> 01:19:35,770
The very first piece of cake
goes to Eddie.

1609
01:19:35,895 --> 01:19:38,690
-Thank you.
-And thank you, darling.

1610
01:19:38,815 --> 01:19:40,483
And thank you, Mr. Corbett.

1611
01:19:40,608 --> 01:19:41,943
Thanks for everything.

1612
01:19:42,068 --> 01:19:43,278
Oh, Dollye.

1613
01:19:43,403 --> 01:19:45,029
Hey, wait a minute.

1614
01:19:45,154 --> 01:19:46,447
Hold it.

1615
01:19:46,572 --> 01:19:48,408
[ Overlapping chatter ]

1616
01:19:53,579 --> 01:19:54,956
MAN: Congratulations!

1617
01:19:59,377 --> 01:20:02,005
Well, how's the cake?

1618
01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:06,134
I don't want any.
I think I'm sick.

1619
01:20:06,259 --> 01:20:07,844
Sick?

1620
01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:10,138
Yeah.

1621
01:20:10,263 --> 01:20:12,015
Let's go home, Dad.

1622
01:20:13,808 --> 01:20:17,228
Look, we planned to have dinner
with Rita in Central Park.

1623
01:20:17,353 --> 01:20:19,147
I don't feel good.

1624
01:20:23,526 --> 01:20:26,612
All right, now,
let's have it out right now.

1625
01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:28,531
What is there that
bothers you about Rita?

1626
01:20:28,656 --> 01:20:30,783
Now, so help me, if you say
she's got skinny eyes,

1627
01:20:30,908 --> 01:20:32,201
I'll clobber you.

1628
01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:33,661
But she has, Dad!

1629
01:20:33,786 --> 01:20:35,204
I don't care if she's
got polka-dot eyes!

1630
01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:36,914
There's no reason
not to like her.

1631
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,416
I'm trying.

1632
01:20:38,541 --> 01:20:40,501
Well, stop trying
and just like her.

1633
01:20:41,919 --> 01:20:43,629
You understand?

1634
01:20:48,926 --> 01:20:51,429
Is something
wrong with Eddie?

1635
01:20:51,554 --> 01:20:54,223
I'm afraid he's not
feeling very well, Rita.

1636
01:20:54,349 --> 01:20:55,641
Oh?

1637
01:20:57,352 --> 01:20:59,771
What a shame.
I'm sorry.

1638
01:21:03,941 --> 01:21:06,277
Well, you know
how it is with kids.

1639
01:21:06,402 --> 01:21:08,571
These things come on
real quickly.

1640
01:21:08,696 --> 01:21:12,617
But I'm afraid that we're gonna
have to cancel our dinner date.

1641
01:21:12,742 --> 01:21:15,578
Yes, you -- you'd better
if he's not feeling well.

1642
01:21:15,703 --> 01:21:18,623
Yes. I really ought to
take him home right now.

1643
01:21:18,748 --> 01:21:21,793
I mean, you understand,
though, don't you?

1644
01:21:21,918 --> 01:21:23,544
Of course.

1645
01:21:23,669 --> 01:21:25,671
I understand.

1646
01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:28,216
WOMAN: Rita!

1647
01:21:29,384 --> 01:21:31,094
ALL: Oh!

1648
01:21:31,219 --> 01:21:34,138
How 'bout that, huh?
The new bride and groom.

1649
01:21:34,263 --> 01:21:37,100
Shall you meet us in Montana
or wait for us here, huh?

1650
01:21:37,225 --> 01:21:40,061
How 'bout that, captain?
You're next.

1651
01:21:46,025 --> 01:21:47,735
Does he have to take
all this stuff?

1652
01:21:47,860 --> 01:21:50,113
I thought we had to stick to
the list the camp sent us here.

1653
01:21:50,238 --> 01:21:51,781
That's exactly what
we have, Mr. Corbett.

1654
01:21:51,906 --> 01:21:54,742
It says seven blouses
or seven shirts.

1655
01:21:57,745 --> 01:21:59,664
Oh, no. He can't take these. No.

1656
01:21:59,789 --> 01:22:01,374
We got to get rid
of these once and for all.

1657
01:22:01,499 --> 01:22:02,708
Mr. Corbett, without those,

1658
01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:04,961
you know good and well
he couldn't walk.

1659
01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:07,296
It says seven socks here.
Let me see.

1660
01:22:07,422 --> 01:22:10,883
Una-una, dos,
très, quantro...

1661
01:22:12,009 --> 01:22:15,430
Hi! I'm going.
Did you fix it?

1662
01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:18,099
Did I fix it?
I certainly did.

1663
01:22:19,475 --> 01:22:21,060
[ Door closes ]

1664
01:22:21,185 --> 01:22:23,146
There. What do you think?

1665
01:22:23,271 --> 01:22:26,441
Boy, is that neat-o.

1666
01:22:26,566 --> 01:22:27,733
How'd you sew it on there?

1667
01:22:27,859 --> 01:22:29,944
Oh, it wasn't too difficult.

1668
01:22:30,069 --> 01:22:32,613
-Can I put it on now?
-Sure.

1669
01:22:41,914 --> 01:22:45,835
There. They're gonna think
you're one of the counselors.

1670
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,295
Gosh!

1671
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:48,713
It's great.

1672
01:22:48,838 --> 01:22:51,340
Like I'm really
out of school now.

1673
01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:53,426
Well, you told me
you liked school.

1674
01:22:53,551 --> 01:22:54,886
At the beginning is all.

1675
01:22:55,011 --> 01:22:56,846
They're real nice to you
at the beginning,

1676
01:22:56,971 --> 01:22:59,515
"cause they don't want you
to hate school right off.

1677
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:02,268
But after Christmas,
they don't care anymore.

1678
01:23:02,393 --> 01:23:03,853
They let you hate it.

1679
01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:05,771
Oh.

1680
01:23:05,897 --> 01:23:07,815
Will you visit camp with Dad?

1681
01:23:09,859 --> 01:23:11,027
Maybe.

1682
01:23:11,152 --> 01:23:12,528
We'll see about that.

1683
01:23:12,653 --> 01:23:13,988
Now that I'm gone,

1684
01:23:14,113 --> 01:23:16,240
maybe you can have
discussions with Dad.

1685
01:23:16,365 --> 01:23:17,533
You know, long ones?

1686
01:23:17,658 --> 01:23:18,743
Like mom and Dad did

1687
01:23:18,868 --> 01:23:21,287
when they'd shut
the bedroom door.

1688
01:23:21,412 --> 01:23:25,500
Well, we'll see
about that, too.

1689
01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,543
TOM: Eddie-o!

1690
01:23:27,668 --> 01:23:29,086
Coming, Dad!

1691
01:23:30,671 --> 01:23:32,048
Goodbye, Elizabeth.

1692
01:23:32,173 --> 01:23:33,466
Goodbye, Eddie.

1693
01:23:33,591 --> 01:23:35,468
Have a good time.

1694
01:23:40,181 --> 01:23:41,599
Hey, Eddie!

1695
01:23:41,724 --> 01:23:43,226
The bus is here!

1696
01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:44,810
Don't forget your fish, Eddie!

1697
01:23:44,936 --> 01:23:46,812
Oh!

1698
01:23:46,938 --> 01:23:48,523
-Here you are.
-Thanks, Mrs. Livingston.

1699
01:23:48,648 --> 01:23:50,691
-Goodbye, Eddie.
-Adios, muchacho!

1700
01:23:50,816 --> 01:23:53,236
-Gracias. Adios!
-Yeah, yeah.

1701
01:23:53,361 --> 01:23:54,445
[ Both women laughing ]

1702
01:23:54,570 --> 01:23:55,738
Have a good time!

1703
01:23:55,863 --> 01:23:57,949
-Bye!
-Bye!

1704
01:23:58,074 --> 01:23:59,575
Oh, my!

1705
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:01,869
[ Humming ]

1706
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:10,795
LIVINGSTON: That boy sure is
crazy about you, isn't he?

1707
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,755
I'm pretty crazy
about him, too.

1708
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:14,924
It's a shame you
and Mr. Corbett

1709
01:24:15,049 --> 01:24:16,968
get on each other's
nerves so much.

1710
01:24:18,886 --> 01:24:21,097
Mr. Corbett doesn't
get on my nerves.

1711
01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:22,932
We get along just fine.

1712
01:24:23,057 --> 01:24:24,934
I don't know where you
ever got that idea.

1713
01:24:25,059 --> 01:24:27,520
I-I mean, we might have
our little differences

1714
01:24:27,645 --> 01:24:28,813
now and then, but --

1715
01:24:28,938 --> 01:24:30,481
LIVINGSTON: Don't wait
too long, honey.

1716
01:24:30,606 --> 01:24:31,899
What?

1717
01:24:32,024 --> 01:24:34,360
I got a feeling
that man's on the verge.

1718
01:24:34,485 --> 01:24:38,781
Mr. Corbett is free to verge
whichever way he wants to.

1719
01:24:38,906 --> 01:24:41,659
Okay, honey, but don't say
I didn't tell you.

1720
01:24:41,784 --> 01:24:44,036
And it won't be long, either.

1721
01:24:50,751 --> 01:24:53,879
[ Slow dance music ]

1722
01:25:03,764 --> 01:25:06,017
[ Laughing ]

1723
01:25:08,769 --> 01:25:11,897
[ Jazz music ]

1724
01:25:24,452 --> 01:25:26,871
[ Orchestra music ]

1725
01:25:47,975 --> 01:25:49,310
MAN: Play ball!

1726
01:25:49,435 --> 01:25:53,564
[ Indistinct shouting ]

1727
01:26:00,863 --> 01:26:02,156
I think Eddie's up to bat.

1728
01:26:02,281 --> 01:26:04,367
Oh, well, why don't
you go on ahead?

1729
01:26:12,416 --> 01:26:13,793
Hi, Dad!

1730
01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:15,252
Hi, Eddie!

1731
01:26:22,301 --> 01:26:23,678
[ Cheering ]

1732
01:26:23,803 --> 01:26:25,012
TOM: Hey, Eddie!

1733
01:26:25,137 --> 01:26:28,349
Get the ball, Tony.
Tony, Tony, Tony!

1734
01:26:32,144 --> 01:26:33,020
Safe!

1735
01:26:33,145 --> 01:26:34,313
Hey, it's a home run!

1736
01:26:40,569 --> 01:26:42,405
Hey, that was terrific.

1737
01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:44,240
He's gonna be a champ, isn't he?

1738
01:26:49,412 --> 01:26:50,913
Let's see now.

1739
01:26:51,038 --> 01:26:53,791
We can check off the volleyball
and the water polo

1740
01:26:53,916 --> 01:26:55,584
and the relay races.

1741
01:26:55,710 --> 01:26:57,712
You don't mind missing
the girls' archery, do you, Dad?

1742
01:26:57,837 --> 01:27:00,339
Oh, no, I'm sure Rita will give
us a full report on that.

1743
01:27:00,464 --> 01:27:01,632
-Hi, Mike.
-Hi.

1744
01:27:01,757 --> 01:27:03,426
This is Mike, my roommate.

1745
01:27:03,551 --> 01:27:05,136
-Hi, Mike.
-Hi.

1746
01:27:05,970 --> 01:27:07,596
This is where I sleep.

1747
01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:08,973
Oh.

1748
01:27:10,141 --> 01:27:11,350
All right.

1749
01:27:16,397 --> 01:27:19,233
[ Humming ]

1750
01:27:24,697 --> 01:27:26,240
Huh.

1751
01:27:28,909 --> 01:27:31,120
-Dad?
-Yeah?

1752
01:27:31,245 --> 01:27:33,497
There's something
I have to tell you.

1753
01:27:33,622 --> 01:27:34,915
What is it, Eddie-0?

1754
01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:36,834
-It's serious.
-Hmm.

1755
01:27:36,959 --> 01:27:38,419
You aren't looking at me.

1756
01:27:38,544 --> 01:27:40,254
Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie.

1757
01:27:46,302 --> 01:27:48,179
All right.

1758
01:27:48,304 --> 01:27:50,473
I was going to write
you about it,

1759
01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:52,641
but they censor the mail.

1760
01:27:52,767 --> 01:27:54,351
Do you know what that means?

1761
01:27:54,477 --> 01:27:55,811
Oh, yes, I do.

1762
01:27:57,938 --> 01:28:00,107
All right. I'm serious.
I'm looking at you.

1763
01:28:00,232 --> 01:28:03,819
I'm sure we can take care of
whatever trouble it might be.

1764
01:28:03,944 --> 01:28:06,614
I'm sure we can do
something about it, Eddie.

1765
01:28:06,739 --> 01:28:08,991
There ain't nothin'
we can do, Dad.

1766
01:28:10,951 --> 01:28:13,120
Well...

1767
01:28:13,245 --> 01:28:15,706
Suppose you let me be
the judge of that, huh?

1768
01:28:15,831 --> 01:28:17,875
What seems to be the trouble?

1769
01:28:18,918 --> 01:28:21,462
Promise you won't tell
anyone, not anyone.

1770
01:28:21,587 --> 01:28:22,922
No, not a soul.

1771
01:28:23,047 --> 01:28:25,633
This is just between
you and me, all right?

1772
01:28:25,758 --> 01:28:28,636
Dad, for the first time
in my life,

1773
01:28:28,761 --> 01:28:32,807
my whole life, I'm...

1774
01:28:32,932 --> 01:28:35,059
I'm in love.

1775
01:28:39,271 --> 01:28:42,650
Well, that's
very serious, Eddie.

1776
01:28:42,775 --> 01:28:45,528
And she loves me, Dad.

1777
01:28:45,653 --> 01:28:47,613
Well, that's good.
I'm -- I'm glad of that.

1778
01:28:47,738 --> 01:28:49,198
Her name's Cherry.

1779
01:28:49,323 --> 01:28:51,367
Cherry? You know, that's
a very pretty name.

1780
01:28:51,492 --> 01:28:54,328
But her real name's
Cheryl Candace.

1781
01:28:54,453 --> 01:28:55,496
Cherry for short.

1782
01:28:55,621 --> 01:28:56,831
You know what you
oughta do, Eddie?

1783
01:28:56,956 --> 01:28:58,916
You oughta call her
Cherry Candy.

1784
01:28:59,041 --> 01:29:00,417
-[ Chuckles ]
-Don't kid me, Dad.

1785
01:29:00,543 --> 01:29:02,545
I'm sorry.

1786
01:29:02,670 --> 01:29:04,839
Well, is she real pretty?

1787
01:29:04,964 --> 01:29:06,715
She's beautiful.

1788
01:29:06,841 --> 01:29:08,717
Well, except from behind.

1789
01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:10,052
Behind?

1790
01:29:10,177 --> 01:29:12,555
Girls aren't so pretty
from behind, Dad.

1791
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:13,889
Oh, well...

1792
01:29:16,392 --> 01:29:20,229
Well, uh, you must like her
an awful lot, Eddie.

1793
01:29:20,354 --> 01:29:22,898
Oh, I do.
I ain't kiddin' around, Dad.

1794
01:29:23,023 --> 01:29:24,358
I'd like to give her a present.

1795
01:29:24,483 --> 01:29:26,068
Oh, you would?
That's very nice.

1796
01:29:26,193 --> 01:29:27,778
What would like
to give her?

1797
01:29:27,903 --> 01:29:29,321
Money.

1798
01:29:29,947 --> 01:29:31,073
Money?

1799
01:29:31,198 --> 01:29:33,701
I'd like to give her money.

1800
01:29:33,826 --> 01:29:35,786
Well, why don't you
just give her a book, or --

1801
01:29:35,911 --> 01:29:37,413
She can't read good,

1802
01:29:37,538 --> 01:29:40,499
and I like to give her
the things she likes best.

1803
01:29:40,624 --> 01:29:42,459
And she likes money
the best, huh?

1804
01:29:42,585 --> 01:29:43,961
She loves money.

1805
01:29:44,086 --> 01:29:47,089
She thinks money's
terrific, honest.

1806
01:29:47,214 --> 01:29:50,009
Look, I'm very sorry, Eddie,
but money is out.

1807
01:29:51,218 --> 01:29:53,512
I mean, why don't
you give her, um...

1808
01:29:53,637 --> 01:29:55,973
well, something of yours,
something you like very much.

1809
01:29:56,098 --> 01:29:57,433
You know, women
like that, Eddie.

1810
01:29:57,558 --> 01:29:59,101
It pleases them.

1811
01:29:59,226 --> 01:30:00,853
My old sneakers?

1812
01:30:00,978 --> 01:30:02,396
Oh, for Pete's sakes,
Eddie you're not listening

1813
01:30:02,521 --> 01:30:04,064
-to me at all --
-But, Dad, Cherry loves

1814
01:30:04,189 --> 01:30:05,441
my old sneakers.

1815
01:30:05,566 --> 01:30:07,234
She won the Junior
Red Cross Lifesaving

1816
01:30:07,359 --> 01:30:09,778
getting-undressed-underwater
contest with them on.

1817
01:30:09,904 --> 01:30:12,072
She borrowed 'em from me.

1818
01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:15,075
Eddie, that's a perfect gift.

1819
01:30:17,328 --> 01:30:18,954
There's one thing, Dad.

1820
01:30:19,079 --> 01:30:20,706
Okay. What's that?

1821
01:30:20,831 --> 01:30:25,461
Cherry's a little bit.. .fat.

1822
01:30:25,586 --> 01:30:27,588
Oh, mm-hmm.

1823
01:30:27,713 --> 01:30:29,048
But that's not important.

1824
01:30:29,173 --> 01:30:31,759
Oh, of course it's not important
at all. I mean...

1825
01:30:31,884 --> 01:30:34,762
Some of the kids call her fatso,

1826
01:30:34,887 --> 01:30:36,263
but I would never
call her fatso.

1827
01:30:36,388 --> 01:30:38,682
Yeah, well,
I'm very glad, Eddie.

1828
01:30:38,807 --> 01:30:40,017
[ Bell rings ]

1829
01:30:40,142 --> 01:30:42,478
Oh, that's us. Here we go.

1830
01:30:42,603 --> 01:30:44,480
Here we go again.
Let's see now.

1831
01:30:44,605 --> 01:30:46,815
Come on, Eddie.
That's, uh, 3:45.

1832
01:30:46,941 --> 01:30:50,486
That's the wood burning
demonstration, I believe.

1833
01:30:50,611 --> 01:30:51,862
-Dad?
-Yeah?

1834
01:30:51,987 --> 01:30:53,113
-Dad.
-Yes?

1835
01:30:53,238 --> 01:30:55,824
Oh, I'm sorry.
What is it?

1836
01:30:55,950 --> 01:30:59,745
When you meet Cherry,
don't look surprised, okay?

1837
01:30:59,870 --> 01:31:01,121
Okay.

1838
01:31:01,246 --> 01:31:03,624
I wouldn't want
to hurt her feelings.

1839
01:31:06,919 --> 01:31:09,129
Oh, Eddie. You're a prince.

1840
01:31:11,340 --> 01:31:13,717
Now I've made a list here,
and I'd appreciate

1841
01:31:13,842 --> 01:31:15,094
it if you would...

1842
01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:16,762
He's gonna be
a real great ballplayer

1843
01:31:16,887 --> 01:31:18,847
if he gets more control
over where that ball goes.

1844
01:31:18,973 --> 01:31:20,224
Thanks a lot again.

1845
01:31:20,349 --> 01:31:21,350
You're sure welcome.
Thanks for coming.

1846
01:31:21,475 --> 01:31:23,018
Thank you so much.

1847
01:31:23,143 --> 01:31:25,396
Oh, Eddie, I wouldn't have
missed this for the world.

1848
01:31:25,521 --> 01:31:27,648
I guess you really like
baseball a lot, huh?

1849
01:31:27,773 --> 01:31:29,274
I like it, I guess.

1850
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:30,943
Oh, like it?
It's his whole life!

1851
01:31:31,068 --> 01:31:32,444
And your little friend,
what's her name

1852
01:31:32,569 --> 01:31:34,822
uh, Cherry, she must
like to watch you play.

1853
01:31:38,826 --> 01:31:40,160
Look, I didn't say a word, son.

1854
01:31:40,285 --> 01:31:42,663
-Did I say something?
-No, no, no. It's...

1855
01:31:42,788 --> 01:31:45,124
Listen, I'll be
along in a minute.

1856
01:31:45,249 --> 01:31:47,501
Goodbye, Eddie.
I had a wonderful time.

1857
01:31:47,626 --> 01:31:48,961
EDDIE: Bye.

1858
01:31:58,762 --> 01:32:00,723
[ Crying ] You told her.

1859
01:32:00,848 --> 01:32:02,641
I did not tell her.

1860
01:32:02,766 --> 01:32:04,810
Then how did she know?

1861
01:32:04,935 --> 01:32:07,104
Eddie, you were
practically standing

1862
01:32:07,229 --> 01:32:09,356
on your head all afternoon
for this little girl.

1863
01:32:09,481 --> 01:32:11,817
Now, why shouldn't she know?

1864
01:32:11,942 --> 01:32:14,069
You mean Rita guessed?

1865
01:32:14,194 --> 01:32:15,946
That's exactly what I mean.

1866
01:32:16,071 --> 01:32:18,407
Is she a fortune-teller
or something?

1867
01:32:18,532 --> 01:32:21,827
Listen, I don't like Rita, Dad.
She butts in.

1868
01:32:21,952 --> 01:32:23,454
Don't you like Elizabeth?

1869
01:32:23,579 --> 01:32:25,497
Like, what if you marry Rita
and she knows everything?

1870
01:32:25,622 --> 01:32:27,207
Stop it!

1871
01:32:27,332 --> 01:32:29,918
All right, now let's get
this one thing straight.

1872
01:32:30,044 --> 01:32:31,462
You're a boy, and I'm a man.

1873
01:32:31,587 --> 01:32:33,589
And when you grow up,
you'll live your life.

1874
01:32:33,714 --> 01:32:34,965
I live my life.

1875
01:32:35,090 --> 01:32:37,217
That's what a man's
supposed to do.

1876
01:32:38,343 --> 01:32:40,387
I'm gonna tell you
something, Eddie.

1877
01:32:42,389 --> 01:32:44,475
I'm gonna ask Rita
to marry me.

1878
01:32:46,351 --> 01:32:48,312
That's the way it is, Eddie.

1879
01:33:00,032 --> 01:33:01,700
Try to understand.

1880
01:33:03,869 --> 01:33:06,288
Hi, Eddie!
Gee, your father's nice.

1881
01:33:06,413 --> 01:33:08,749
-I like him --
-Aw, shut up.

1882
01:33:17,341 --> 01:33:19,635
[ Tom and Rita
talking in hallway ]

1883
01:33:24,348 --> 01:33:26,433
[ Both laughing ]

1884
01:33:28,102 --> 01:33:29,853
Oh! Care for a brandy?

1885
01:33:29,978 --> 01:33:32,272
Right. I'll get it.

1886
01:33:38,946 --> 01:33:40,906
Oh, dear.

1887
01:33:41,031 --> 01:33:42,825
What's the matter?

1888
01:33:42,950 --> 01:33:45,452
I look over-danced, over-tired,

1889
01:33:45,577 --> 01:33:48,330
over-fed, over-hiked
through-summer-camp.

1890
01:33:48,455 --> 01:33:51,125
In short,
I'm deliciously exhausted!

1891
01:33:51,250 --> 01:33:52,668
TOM: Good.

1892
01:33:52,793 --> 01:33:55,087
Then I'll take advantage
of your weakened condition

1893
01:33:55,212 --> 01:33:56,588
and come right out with it now.

1894
01:33:56,713 --> 01:33:59,174
Sounds ominous.
Out with what?

1895
01:34:00,801 --> 01:34:02,803
You care to sit down?

1896
01:34:02,928 --> 01:34:05,430
Aren't I? Oh, right.

1897
01:34:07,850 --> 01:34:09,309
Fire one.

1898
01:34:11,478 --> 01:34:14,481
Well, it's only one,

1899
01:34:14,606 --> 01:34:16,817
and I don't think you're
gonna be very surprised.

1900
01:34:19,069 --> 01:34:21,155
Shall I get down on one knee?

1901
01:34:25,576 --> 01:34:27,369
What's the matter?
Have I botched it up?

1902
01:34:27,494 --> 01:34:29,997
Have I picked the wrong time,
the wrong place?

1903
01:34:30,122 --> 01:34:33,625
No, no, Tom, of course not.
It's just that...

1904
01:34:35,043 --> 01:34:38,213
Well, I think there are
things that we should discuss.

1905
01:34:38,338 --> 01:34:41,675
Something that ought to be
cleared up between us, if we...

1906
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:44,386
Mm-hmm. Go ahead.

1907
01:34:44,511 --> 01:34:46,471
Tom, I've always
been a realist.

1908
01:34:46,597 --> 01:34:47,931
For better or worse,

1909
01:34:48,056 --> 01:34:50,851
I've always tried to say
exactly what I think.

1910
01:34:50,976 --> 01:34:52,978
Well, there's nothing
wrong with that.

1911
01:34:55,355 --> 01:34:59,276
Then surely you must
realize, darling, that...

1912
01:35:00,527 --> 01:35:04,573
...Eddie isn't exactly going
to welcome me with open arms.

1913
01:35:05,949 --> 01:35:08,285
Eddie?

1914
01:35:08,410 --> 01:35:09,786
Well, now, you were
the one who said that

1915
01:35:09,912 --> 01:35:12,122
a little bit of jealousy
is perfectly normal.

1916
01:35:12,247 --> 01:35:14,875
You just got to give him
a little time, that's all.

1917
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:18,128
He's had time.
He's had plenty of time.

1918
01:35:18,253 --> 01:35:20,756
And it hasn't done much good.

1919
01:35:20,881 --> 01:35:22,299
But he's only a child.

1920
01:35:22,424 --> 01:35:23,926
I mean, surely you and I can
look at this thing

1921
01:35:24,051 --> 01:35:25,135
in a mature way?

1922
01:35:25,260 --> 01:35:26,762
Exactly.

1923
01:35:26,887 --> 01:35:28,972
That's just what
I'm trying to do.

1924
01:35:32,142 --> 01:35:33,936
Tom?

1925
01:35:34,061 --> 01:35:36,313
If there was some way
that Eddie could go

1926
01:35:36,438 --> 01:35:39,274
and spend a few months
with your brother's family

1927
01:35:39,399 --> 01:35:41,360
just at first.

1928
01:35:43,195 --> 01:35:47,199
Send Eddie away?

1929
01:35:47,658 --> 01:35:50,953
[ Chuckles ]
Not forever, darling.

1930
01:35:51,578 --> 01:35:53,330
Just to give us a chance

1931
01:35:53,455 --> 01:35:56,250
to get our life
started together.

1932
01:35:56,375 --> 01:35:58,543
That's all I'm asking.

1933
01:36:06,260 --> 01:36:09,680
Can you think of anything else?

1934
01:36:12,849 --> 01:36:15,686
Eddie's not going
to change suddenly

1935
01:36:15,811 --> 01:36:18,021
just because we're married.

1936
01:36:20,107 --> 01:36:21,483
[ Dog growling ]

1937
01:36:23,193 --> 01:36:24,903
[ Barking ]

1938
01:36:25,028 --> 01:36:26,446
[ Barks ]

1939
01:36:26,571 --> 01:36:30,450
It would seem that Eddie
isn't our only problem.

1940
01:36:37,207 --> 01:36:39,835
Darling, we must face this.

1941
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:41,920
Now.

1942
01:36:42,045 --> 01:36:43,505
I know.

1943
01:36:43,630 --> 01:36:45,007
[ Telephone rings ]

1944
01:36:45,132 --> 01:36:46,425
I know.

1945
01:36:52,180 --> 01:36:53,265
Hello?

1946
01:36:53,390 --> 01:36:54,808
Who's calling?

1947
01:36:54,933 --> 01:36:56,435
Just a minute.

1948
01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:58,353
Tom, it's the switchboard
operator at your apartment.

1949
01:36:58,478 --> 01:37:00,355
Are you here?

1950
01:37:00,480 --> 01:37:01,773
Yeah.

1951
01:37:03,567 --> 01:37:04,943
Hello?

1952
01:37:05,068 --> 01:37:06,361
Mr. Corbett.
Thank goodness I found you!

1953
01:37:06,486 --> 01:37:08,071
I've been trying
to get you for three hours.

1954
01:37:08,196 --> 01:37:09,698
That summer camp, now
they've called here twice,

1955
01:37:09,823 --> 01:37:10,949
and they don't
want to alarm you,

1956
01:37:11,074 --> 01:37:12,909
but it seems that
Eddie is missing.

1957
01:37:13,035 --> 01:37:14,077
They've sent out
searching parties --

1958
01:37:14,202 --> 01:37:15,537
When was this?

1959
01:37:15,662 --> 01:37:17,122
W-W-Where, I mean...

1960
01:37:17,247 --> 01:37:19,541
Uh, uh, have they notified...

1961
01:37:19,666 --> 01:37:21,877
All right, call the camp,
tell them I'm leaving right now.

1962
01:37:22,002 --> 01:37:23,337
I'll be there in
a couple of hours.

1963
01:37:23,462 --> 01:37:24,755
-Tom, what is it?
-It's Eddie.

1964
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:26,048
-What about Eddie?
-What happened?

1965
01:37:26,173 --> 01:37:28,008
-He's gone.
-Tom!

1966
01:37:32,095 --> 01:37:35,015
[ Dramatic music ]

1967
01:37:40,145 --> 01:37:41,521
We have three cars out now.

1968
01:37:41,646 --> 01:37:43,148
We should be hearing
from them any minute.

1969
01:37:43,273 --> 01:37:44,858
They got a helicopter
fixed up with a loudspeaker,

1970
01:37:44,983 --> 01:37:46,568
and they're gonna travel
over the north woods area.

1971
01:37:46,693 --> 01:37:48,403
They're gonna call the YMCA
camp, and they're forming

1972
01:37:48,528 --> 01:37:49,863
two search parties right now.

1973
01:37:49,988 --> 01:37:51,531
Well, the boy scouts are
searching the valley.

1974
01:37:51,656 --> 01:37:53,575
-How about the lake area?
-We've got men over there.

1975
01:37:53,700 --> 01:37:55,577
We can't start dragging
the lake until morning.

1976
01:37:55,702 --> 01:37:57,245
That must be 100 feet
deep in some spots.

1977
01:37:57,371 --> 01:37:59,748
But Eddie can swim.
I mean, he can swim real well.

1978
01:37:59,873 --> 01:38:01,917
Look, Mr. Corbett, why don't we
wait in the bunkhouse?

1979
01:38:02,042 --> 01:38:03,585
Yes, Mr. Corbett, we're doing
everything that can be done.

1980
01:38:03,710 --> 01:38:05,212
We'll let you know
if we hear anything.

1981
01:38:05,337 --> 01:38:07,422
I'm gonna go check again
with the State Highway Patrol.

1982
01:38:07,547 --> 01:38:09,966
MAN: All right, men,
let's go.

1983
01:38:10,092 --> 01:38:13,470
[ Indistinct chatter ]

1984
01:38:14,388 --> 01:38:15,931
Can I get you a cup of coffee?

1985
01:38:16,056 --> 01:38:17,557
No, thank you.

1986
01:38:51,091 --> 01:38:52,175
Hi, Mike.

1987
01:38:52,300 --> 01:38:53,468
Hi.

1988
01:38:56,596 --> 01:39:00,142
Listen, would you --
Would you tell me something?

1989
01:39:00,267 --> 01:39:01,601
Sure.

1990
01:39:03,728 --> 01:39:07,566
Did -- Would Eddie ever
go into the woods alone?

1991
01:39:07,691 --> 01:39:11,027
I mean, did you
ever see him...

1992
01:39:11,153 --> 01:39:13,947
do anything
sort of dangerous?

1993
01:39:17,659 --> 01:39:21,621
Look, I'm sure he wouldn't mind
I mean, telling me.

1994
01:39:21,746 --> 01:39:25,417
I mean, anything to
help me find Eddie.

1995
01:39:25,542 --> 01:39:27,043
No.

1996
01:39:29,671 --> 01:39:34,718
You see, you're his best friend,
you know?

1997
01:39:34,843 --> 01:39:40,265
And, uh, maybe, um,
he'd tell you some plans

1998
01:39:40,390 --> 01:39:42,392
he might have had, or...

1999
01:39:42,517 --> 01:39:45,187
Or, uh, some sort
of secret, maybe?

2000
01:39:45,312 --> 01:39:47,689
You know, something he
might not have told me.

2001
01:39:47,814 --> 01:39:50,484
He told me a secret
about something else.

2002
01:39:50,609 --> 01:39:52,694
That wouldn't count, though.

2003
01:39:52,819 --> 01:39:54,905
Well, maybe it might.

2004
01:39:57,657 --> 01:39:59,326
Please, you got to --
You got to help me, Mike.

2005
01:39:59,451 --> 01:40:01,703
You got to help me.

2006
01:40:01,828 --> 01:40:04,706
You got to tell me.

2007
01:40:04,831 --> 01:40:06,124
Well...

2008
01:40:07,709 --> 01:40:10,545
He's gonna be a clarinet
player when he grows up.

2009
01:40:10,670 --> 01:40:13,590
Gonna practice secretly
and surprise everybody.

2010
01:40:13,715 --> 01:40:16,218
He told me he's gonna
surprise even you.

2011
01:40:23,558 --> 01:40:25,685
Go to sleep, Mike.

2012
01:40:30,774 --> 01:40:32,484
Mr. Corbett,
there's a call for you.

2013
01:40:32,609 --> 01:40:34,194
It may be about your son.

2014
01:40:34,319 --> 01:40:36,738
They said it was from New York,
Miss Elizabeth Marten.

2015
01:40:39,157 --> 01:40:40,617
Hello?

2016
01:40:41,618 --> 01:40:42,744
Elizabeth?

2017
01:40:42,869 --> 01:40:44,996
How did you know that I...

2018
01:40:45,121 --> 01:40:48,041
[ Intense music ]

2019
01:40:50,377 --> 01:40:53,338
[ Dramatic music ]

2020
01:40:57,425 --> 01:40:59,761
[ Elevator bell dings ]

2021
01:41:05,016 --> 01:41:06,226
Where is he?

2022
01:41:06,351 --> 01:41:07,978
Shh. He's asleep.

2023
01:41:08,103 --> 01:41:09,771
Let's go over to your place,
and I'll tell you what happened.

2024
01:41:09,896 --> 01:41:10,855
Well, how did he get here?

2025
01:41:10,981 --> 01:41:12,065
Tom, please keep
your voice down.

2026
01:41:12,190 --> 01:41:13,483
I don't want to wake him up.

2027
01:41:13,608 --> 01:41:15,110
Elizabeth, what is he
trying to do, huh?

2028
01:41:15,235 --> 01:41:16,486
And why did he come to you?

2029
01:41:16,611 --> 01:41:17,862
Shh! He was upset.
Where are your keys?

2030
01:41:17,988 --> 01:41:19,531
He said you were gonna
marry somebody,

2031
01:41:19,656 --> 01:41:21,616
and he wanted to do something
about it, so he took off.

2032
01:41:21,741 --> 01:41:23,201
Well, he hid in
the back of a truck --

2033
01:41:23,326 --> 01:41:24,744
-A truck?
-Shh! Tom!

2034
01:41:24,869 --> 01:41:26,121
Please keep your voice down
and open the door.

2035
01:41:26,246 --> 01:41:27,664
That meathead kid!
What does he --

2036
01:41:27,789 --> 01:41:28,999
Oh, don't be too rough on him.
He's all right.

2037
01:41:29,124 --> 01:41:30,458
Isn't that the main
thing right now?

2038
01:41:30,584 --> 01:41:31,793
Well, he got off
the truck in Manhattan,

2039
01:41:31,918 --> 01:41:32,794
and the police picked him up --

2040
01:41:32,919 --> 01:41:34,296
-The police?!
-Shh!

2041
01:41:34,421 --> 01:41:35,964
They brought him here.
He was looking for me.

2042
01:41:36,089 --> 01:41:37,257
That's exactly what I mean!

2043
01:41:37,382 --> 01:41:38,508
-Tom!
-Why is he looking for you?

2044
01:41:38,633 --> 01:41:39,843
I don't want you
to wake him up!

2045
01:41:39,968 --> 01:41:41,678
He's upset,
he's had a bad time!

2046
01:41:41,803 --> 01:41:44,806
He's had a bad time?

2047
01:41:44,931 --> 01:41:47,601
Do you have any idea what
I've been through tonight?

2048
01:41:47,726 --> 01:41:49,644
I know. You've been
through a lot, too.

2049
01:41:49,769 --> 01:41:51,521
Well, thank you for
those small crumbs!

2050
01:41:51,646 --> 01:41:54,149
Tom, you're not gonna
disturb him until you calm down!

2051
01:41:54,274 --> 01:41:55,483
Disturb him? I'm gonna
do a lot more than that!

2052
01:41:55,609 --> 01:41:56,943
Don't you touch him!

2053
01:41:57,068 --> 01:41:58,320
[ Shouting indistinctly ]

2054
01:41:58,445 --> 01:41:59,738
There now, see what you've done?

2055
01:41:59,863 --> 01:42:01,364
Is anything wrong?

2056
01:42:07,412 --> 01:42:10,332
All right, what do you want
me to do, huh?

2057
01:42:10,457 --> 01:42:11,833
You want me to just
let him run loose,

2058
01:42:11,958 --> 01:42:13,418
do anything he likes
just so he crawls back

2059
01:42:13,543 --> 01:42:15,170
to rest in your
comforting arms?

2060
01:42:15,295 --> 01:42:17,255
Oh, that's a terrible
thing to say.

2061
01:42:17,380 --> 01:42:19,090
Look, if he's gonna
come back to anybody,

2062
01:42:19,215 --> 01:42:20,550
let him come back to me!

2063
01:42:20,675 --> 01:42:22,677
So you can beat him up?

2064
01:42:23,595 --> 01:42:26,389
Oh, yes.

2065
01:42:26,514 --> 01:42:30,226
Haven't you heard?
Yes, I beat him up all the time.

2066
01:42:30,352 --> 01:42:31,853
It's criminal,
what I do to that child.

2067
01:42:31,978 --> 01:42:35,357
I-I string him up by the thumbs,
I put bamboo sticks

2068
01:42:35,482 --> 01:42:36,858
underneath his fingernails.

2069
01:42:36,983 --> 01:42:38,151
It's terrible what I do.

2070
01:42:38,276 --> 01:42:39,944
I'm -- I'm an offense
to humanity!

2071
01:42:40,070 --> 01:42:42,697
[ Telephone ringing ]

2072
01:42:45,492 --> 01:42:47,077
[ Ringing ]

2073
01:42:49,829 --> 01:42:51,498
Hello?

2074
01:42:51,623 --> 01:42:53,625
Oh. Uh, Rita.

2075
01:42:53,750 --> 01:42:55,460
Listen, I-I got there.

2076
01:42:55,585 --> 01:42:57,587
It was quite late,
and the whole thing

2077
01:42:57,712 --> 01:42:59,047
became sort of involved.

2078
01:42:59,172 --> 01:43:00,840
Can I call you back?

2079
01:43:06,888 --> 01:43:08,932
All right, go ahead
and say it.

2080
01:43:10,809 --> 01:43:13,770
My consort in
criminal offense, huh?

2081
01:43:13,895 --> 01:43:15,855
I never mentioned the woman.

2082
01:43:15,980 --> 01:43:17,482
Why, you and Eddie
must have had

2083
01:43:17,607 --> 01:43:19,192
quite a conversation.

2084
01:43:19,317 --> 01:43:22,612
It's a wonder there's any pieces
of Rita left to pick up.

2085
01:43:22,737 --> 01:43:25,740
I don't have to stand for this
from you or anybody!

2086
01:43:25,865 --> 01:43:28,201
Look, as a matter of record,

2087
01:43:28,326 --> 01:43:30,745
she has not done
one single thing

2088
01:43:30,870 --> 01:43:32,414
to make this boy
dislike her!

2089
01:43:32,539 --> 01:43:34,582
All this nonsense about
this skinny eyes...

2090
01:43:34,708 --> 01:43:36,042
Her what?

2091
01:43:36,167 --> 01:43:37,794
Not one single thing,
and you make her out

2092
01:43:37,919 --> 01:43:39,421
to be some character
out of "Dracula."

2093
01:43:39,546 --> 01:43:41,047
I couldn't care less about her!

2094
01:43:41,172 --> 01:43:42,716
It -- it's Eddie that
I'm worried about!

2095
01:43:42,841 --> 01:43:44,592
Look, would you
please let me think

2096
01:43:44,718 --> 01:43:45,719
about Eddie for a change?

2097
01:43:45,844 --> 01:43:47,387
He is my son, isn't he?

2098
01:43:47,512 --> 01:43:49,180
Everybody knocking
him back and forth,

2099
01:43:49,305 --> 01:43:51,141
bouncing him back and forth,
all of this to get to me!

2100
01:43:51,266 --> 01:43:53,893
-To get to me, yes!
-To get to...

2101
01:43:54,018 --> 01:43:59,315
That is, without a doubt the
most egotistical, sickening...

2102
01:43:59,441 --> 01:44:00,859
The irresistible Don Juan,

2103
01:44:00,984 --> 01:44:03,570
lines of women climbing
over -- over children

2104
01:44:03,695 --> 01:44:05,113
to swoon at your feet!

2105
01:44:05,238 --> 01:44:08,950
No trick too devious,
no child too small --

2106
01:44:09,075 --> 01:44:11,953
Oh, I can see how your
marriage had to fail.

2107
01:44:13,830 --> 01:44:16,958
[ Dramatic music ]

2108
01:44:26,384 --> 01:44:29,971
If you think I'm gonna fall
apart and say I'm sorry,

2109
01:44:30,096 --> 01:44:31,848
you're out of luck.

2110
01:44:31,973 --> 01:44:35,268
All right, I deserved it.
I'm a louse.

2111
01:44:37,187 --> 01:44:41,691
But what is there about you
that I always...

2112
01:44:41,816 --> 01:44:45,612
You told me one time that any
woman who walked into that door,

2113
01:44:45,737 --> 01:44:48,281
I was afraid might wanna
make it a permanent visit.

2114
01:44:48,406 --> 01:44:51,159
Well, you were right.

2115
01:44:51,284 --> 01:44:54,913
You see, I always was a...

2116
01:44:55,038 --> 01:44:57,248
afraid of getting involved,

2117
01:44:57,373 --> 01:45:00,168
afraid of perhaps
being a little disloyal.

2118
01:45:00,293 --> 01:45:01,920
But...

2119
01:45:05,298 --> 01:45:07,592
Haven't you been
doing the same thing?

2120
01:45:07,717 --> 01:45:09,344
What do you mean?

2121
01:45:09,469 --> 01:45:11,679
In a different way,
sort of, I...

2122
01:45:11,805 --> 01:45:14,057
You never go out at all.

2123
01:45:14,182 --> 01:45:16,059
Except with bone doctors.

2124
01:45:16,184 --> 01:45:19,437
And you've tied yourself down to
a nursing career for one year.

2125
01:45:19,562 --> 01:45:21,105
Why?

2126
01:45:21,231 --> 01:45:23,149
Why?

2127
01:45:23,274 --> 01:45:25,568
Isn't it because you're
afraid of getting involved?

2128
01:45:25,693 --> 01:45:29,072
Isn't it because you're
afraid of another failure?

2129
01:45:29,197 --> 01:45:30,865
Isn't that the truth?

2130
01:45:30,990 --> 01:45:32,575
[ Sobs ]

2131
01:45:37,622 --> 01:45:40,208
[ Door closes ]

2132
01:45:57,517 --> 01:45:59,686
It's me, I bet.

2133
01:45:59,811 --> 01:46:01,813
I heard you talking loud.

2134
01:46:08,361 --> 01:46:10,780
You want to spank me
or something?

2135
01:46:11,739 --> 01:46:13,366
It isn't you, Eddie.

2136
01:46:13,491 --> 01:46:16,911
You mean Dad made you cry?

2137
01:46:17,036 --> 01:46:20,707
Boy, he sure
Is a dope sometimes.

2138
01:46:20,832 --> 01:46:23,835
He's not a dope.

2139
01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:26,588
You mustn't talk that way.

2140
01:46:26,713 --> 01:46:28,548
Your father was very
worried about you,

2141
01:46:28,673 --> 01:46:30,008
and I don't blame him.

2142
01:46:30,133 --> 01:46:31,342
But I told you --

2143
01:46:31,467 --> 01:46:33,720
Never mind what you told me.

2144
01:46:33,845 --> 01:46:36,598
What you did was wrong,
Eddie, and I'm ashamed of you.

2145
01:46:36,723 --> 01:46:39,893
-EDDIE: But --
-No buts.

2146
01:46:40,018 --> 01:46:43,646
You think Chester would
run out on Matt Dillon?

2147
01:46:43,771 --> 01:46:46,399
No, but Matt Dillon
ain't marrying Rita!

2148
01:46:46,524 --> 01:46:48,443
But that's strictly
your father's decision,

2149
01:46:48,568 --> 01:46:50,987
and you have no right
to interfere.

2150
01:46:53,489 --> 01:46:54,782
Now I think you
should go over there

2151
01:46:54,908 --> 01:46:57,619
and tell him you're sorry.

2152
01:46:57,744 --> 01:46:59,412
You want him to marry Rita?

2153
01:46:59,537 --> 01:47:04,167
If that's what he wants to do,
and he loves her, yes.

2154
01:47:04,959 --> 01:47:06,586
All right, then.

2155
01:47:10,757 --> 01:47:11,841
ELIZABETH: Eddie.

2156
01:47:11,966 --> 01:47:14,552
Yes?

2157
01:47:14,677 --> 01:47:16,346
Take your bag.

2158
01:47:18,514 --> 01:47:20,975
[, um...

2159
01:47:21,100 --> 01:47:23,645
I don't think you should
come over here anymore.

2160
01:47:23,770 --> 01:47:25,688
At least, not for a while.

2161
01:47:45,667 --> 01:47:47,085
[ Door closes ]

2162
01:48:02,642 --> 01:48:03,977
Dad?

2163
01:48:10,858 --> 01:48:12,527
I'm sorry.

2164
01:48:15,405 --> 01:48:17,156
Are you going to spank me?

2165
01:48:22,620 --> 01:48:25,164
TOM: [ Sighs ] No.

2166
01:48:26,666 --> 01:48:29,293
EDDIE:
It was bad, what I done.

2167
01:48:30,837 --> 01:48:33,089
Don't you want to
yell at me even?

2168
01:48:36,384 --> 01:48:41,347
I promise, Dad, from now on,
I'll like Rita.

2169
01:48:41,472 --> 01:48:45,393
You'll see.
I'll like her a lot.

2170
01:48:45,518 --> 01:48:49,564
And I'll buy her a present
and everything.

2171
01:48:49,689 --> 01:48:51,357
Eddie...

2172
01:49:01,868 --> 01:49:05,788
Eddie, do you know
what you've put me through?

2173
01:49:05,913 --> 01:49:07,457
Yeah.

2174
01:49:07,582 --> 01:49:09,042
TOM: I wonder.

2175
01:49:09,167 --> 01:49:11,878
You know...

2176
01:49:12,003 --> 01:49:15,506
you are the most important thing
in the world to me, Eddie.

2177
01:49:15,631 --> 01:49:17,842
If anything should
ever happen to you,

2178
01:49:17,967 --> 01:49:21,929
if I didn't know where you were
for a day...

2179
01:49:22,055 --> 01:49:25,183
or a week...

2180
01:49:26,559 --> 01:49:28,686
...I don't know what I'd do.

2181
01:49:28,811 --> 01:49:32,106
I guess, I didn't think.

2182
01:49:33,066 --> 01:49:35,109
Well, I guess you didn't.

2183
01:49:35,234 --> 01:49:37,904
But I won't do it again.

2184
01:49:38,029 --> 01:49:41,199
I won't ever
leave you again, Dad.

2185
01:49:41,324 --> 01:49:45,203
I won't even go back to camp
unless you want me to.

2186
01:49:45,328 --> 01:49:47,747
I'll stay right here with you.

2187
01:49:47,872 --> 01:49:50,124
[ Telephone ringing ]

2188
01:49:51,626 --> 01:49:53,586
You better get some sleep. Huh?

2189
01:49:53,711 --> 01:49:55,338
Sure.

2190
01:49:56,089 --> 01:49:58,716
[ Telephone ringing ]

2191
01:50:03,304 --> 01:50:04,722
TOM: Hello?

2192
01:50:04,847 --> 01:50:07,934
Oh, Rita, uh...

2193
01:50:08,059 --> 01:50:10,353
I was gonna call you. Um...

2194
01:50:11,938 --> 01:50:14,273
What happened to Eddie?

2195
01:50:14,398 --> 01:50:17,652
Well, he ran away.
He's home now.

2196
01:50:17,777 --> 01:50:18,945
RITA: Is he all right?

2197
01:50:19,070 --> 01:50:20,822
Oh, yeah, he's fine.
He's fine.

2198
01:50:20,947 --> 01:50:22,698
Don't worry about him.

2199
01:50:22,824 --> 01:50:24,325
Oh, good.

2200
01:50:26,119 --> 01:50:30,331
Well, then we'll --
we'll meet tomorrow for lunch.

2201
01:50:30,456 --> 01:50:33,709
TOM: Look, you see, I, uh...

2202
01:50:33,835 --> 01:50:35,670
may have to take
Eddie back to camp

2203
01:50:35,795 --> 01:50:38,881
and, uh, spend
the day with him.

2204
01:50:39,006 --> 01:50:40,550
Oh?

2205
01:50:40,675 --> 01:50:43,636
You see, he's very
disturbed at the moment.

2206
01:50:47,056 --> 01:50:49,851
And I think I ought
to spend more time with him.

2207
01:50:52,270 --> 01:50:53,271
I see.

2208
01:50:53,396 --> 01:50:54,605
TOM: You understand.

2209
01:50:54,730 --> 01:50:58,401
Yes. Yes, of course.
I understand.

2210
01:50:59,944 --> 01:51:03,030
Well, we'll make it
some other time, then.

2211
01:51:03,156 --> 01:51:05,575
TOM: Good night, Rita.

2212
01:51:05,700 --> 01:51:07,368
Good night, Tom.

2213
01:51:18,379 --> 01:51:20,423
[ Humming ]

2214
01:51:29,015 --> 01:51:31,517
Well, you're all set.

2215
01:51:31,642 --> 01:51:34,520
Everything's clean,
and everything's washed up.

2216
01:51:34,645 --> 01:51:36,939
Like the birds, Mr. Corbett,
I'm heading south.

2217
01:51:37,064 --> 01:51:38,524
Ah, you've been a real
jewel, Mrs. Livingston.

2218
01:51:38,649 --> 01:51:39,734
I hate to see you go.

2219
01:51:39,859 --> 01:51:41,152
And I hate to leave.

2220
01:51:41,277 --> 01:51:42,737
Goodbye, sweetheart.

2221
01:51:42,862 --> 01:51:44,530
And I'll send you a postcard
from South America.

2222
01:51:44,655 --> 01:51:46,073
-Right.
-In Spanish?

2223
01:51:46,199 --> 01:51:47,074
Sure, in Spanish.

2224
01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:48,159
Haven't you forgotten something?

2225
01:51:48,284 --> 01:51:49,202
-Huh?
-Your record.

2226
01:51:49,327 --> 01:51:50,494
"Instant Spanish."

2227
01:51:50,620 --> 01:51:51,829
I was afraid you'd
bring that up.

2228
01:51:51,954 --> 01:51:52,872
What's the matter?

2229
01:51:52,997 --> 01:51:54,165
They live in Brazil.

2230
01:51:54,290 --> 01:51:55,541
Do you know what that means?

2231
01:51:55,666 --> 01:51:56,834
No.

2232
01:51:56,959 --> 01:51:58,336
Do you know what
they speak in Brazil?

2233
01:51:58,461 --> 01:51:59,545
-Portuguese.
-[ Laughs ]

2234
01:51:59,670 --> 01:52:01,380
Now they tell me.

2235
01:52:01,505 --> 01:52:03,549
Well, I can always
join the Peace Corps.

2236
01:52:03,674 --> 01:52:05,301
-Goodbye, Mr. Corbett.
-Goodbye.

2237
01:52:05,426 --> 01:52:07,386
I'm sorry you didn't
make out with that girl.

2238
01:52:07,511 --> 01:52:10,681
But don't give up hope,
and don't let your guard down.

2239
01:52:10,806 --> 01:52:12,516
And keep a look out
for the floozies.

2240
01:52:12,642 --> 01:52:14,602
-[ Laughs ]
-Right.

2241
01:52:31,410 --> 01:52:33,371
-Goodbye!
-Bye!

2242
01:52:33,496 --> 01:52:34,872
Goodbye, Mrs. Livingston.

2243
01:52:40,086 --> 01:52:41,504
-Dad?
-Yeah?

2244
01:52:41,629 --> 01:52:45,299
What did she mean
about not making out?

2245
01:52:45,424 --> 01:52:47,385
Was she talking about Rita?

2246
01:52:50,388 --> 01:52:51,973
Yeah, I guess so.

2247
01:52:53,516 --> 01:52:55,768
You only saw her once last week.

2248
01:52:55,893 --> 01:52:58,187
Come on, Eddie.
Eat your lunch, huh?

2249
01:53:04,860 --> 01:53:10,408
Fact is, we're still
very good friends, but...

2250
01:53:13,077 --> 01:53:14,787
You don't love her anymore?

2251
01:53:18,833 --> 01:53:20,209
Is it my fault?

2252
01:53:22,962 --> 01:53:24,505
Look, Eddie.

2253
01:53:24,630 --> 01:53:26,299
When you fall in love
with somebody,

2254
01:53:26,424 --> 01:53:27,842
or you think you do,

2255
01:53:27,967 --> 01:53:30,928
it's for a lot
of different reasons.

2256
01:53:31,053 --> 01:53:35,433
And then, when things
don't work out...

2257
01:53:36,058 --> 01:53:38,477
...there's a lot of reasons
for that, too.

2258
01:53:43,733 --> 01:53:45,359
-Dad?
-TOM: Mm-hmm?

2259
01:53:46,652 --> 01:53:48,946
I bet Elizabeth
was one of the reasons.

2260
01:53:49,071 --> 01:53:51,032
Look, we're not
gonna start playing

2261
01:53:51,157 --> 01:53:52,533
guessing games about it.

2262
01:53:52,658 --> 01:53:54,368
But we can talk about her
again, can't we?

2263
01:53:54,493 --> 01:53:55,786
Sure.

2264
01:53:59,582 --> 01:54:01,459
It won't do any good.

2265
01:54:02,960 --> 01:54:04,754
She won't even speak to me.

2266
01:54:04,879 --> 01:54:07,673
I know. She won't
speak to me, either.

2267
01:54:07,798 --> 01:54:10,509
How did she get that mad?

2268
01:54:10,634 --> 01:54:12,094
Ah, never mind.

2269
01:54:12,219 --> 01:54:15,890
If you ask her for a date,
I bet she'd speak to you.

2270
01:54:16,015 --> 01:54:17,808
It's no use, Eddie.

2271
01:54:17,933 --> 01:54:20,061
Wouldn't you like
to ask her for a date?

2272
01:54:20,186 --> 01:54:21,687
I would.

2273
01:54:23,939 --> 01:54:25,858
I would like to very much.

2274
01:54:28,194 --> 01:54:30,112
Ah, let's forget about it, huh?

2275
01:54:34,950 --> 01:54:36,035
[ Sighs ]

2276
01:54:39,121 --> 01:54:40,539
-Dad?
-TOM: Mm-hmm?

2277
01:54:52,385 --> 01:54:54,011
I got an idea, Dad.

2278
01:54:54,136 --> 01:54:55,805
Let's practice.

2279
01:54:55,930 --> 01:54:57,098
Practice what?

2280
01:54:57,223 --> 01:54:59,475
-Practice asking her for a date.
-Nope.

2281
01:54:59,600 --> 01:55:01,352
EDDIE: If you make it
good enough, she --'

2282
01:55:01,477 --> 01:55:02,937
-Nope.
-Please, Dad.

2283
01:55:03,062 --> 01:55:05,231
We'll make believe
I'm Elizabeth, and you be you.

2284
01:55:05,356 --> 01:55:06,607
TOM: No, Eddie.

2285
01:55:06,732 --> 01:55:08,567
Just ask me, that's all.
I'm home, see?

2286
01:55:08,692 --> 01:55:10,986
And I'm looking
plainly out the window.

2287
01:55:12,113 --> 01:55:13,656
Looking how?

2288
01:55:13,781 --> 01:55:16,158
You know, not happy, not sad.
Just a plain face.

2289
01:55:16,283 --> 01:55:18,744
And I sent my cleaning lady
to the movies.

2290
01:55:20,079 --> 01:55:24,125
Well, it sounds like
you're, um, kind of anxious.

2291
01:55:24,250 --> 01:55:27,253
No, I'm not, my darling man.

2292
01:55:27,378 --> 01:55:29,380
Well, not so fast, Eddie.

2293
01:55:29,505 --> 01:55:31,465
I mean, Elizabeth just
wouldn't talk like that.

2294
01:55:31,590 --> 01:55:33,467
I talk for Elizabeth,
and you talk for you.

2295
01:55:33,592 --> 01:55:34,844
Okay, Dad?

2296
01:55:37,096 --> 01:55:38,305
Okay.

2297
01:55:40,766 --> 01:55:42,226
What did you do today,
Elizabeth?

2298
01:55:42,351 --> 01:55:46,313
I didn't do nothing much,
my future husband.

2299
01:55:46,439 --> 01:55:47,857
Future husband?

2300
01:55:47,982 --> 01:55:49,817
What's wrong with that,
if she loves you, Dad?

2301
01:55:49,942 --> 01:55:52,236
And she does. I can tell.

2302
01:55:52,361 --> 01:55:54,613
Now, let's see. Where was I?

2303
01:55:54,738 --> 01:55:57,116
Is there anything you want
to ask me, my sugar man?

2304
01:55:57,241 --> 01:55:58,534
Sugar...?

2305
01:55:59,827 --> 01:56:02,496
Well, yes.
As a matter of fact.

2306
01:56:02,621 --> 01:56:04,081
I like you very much.

2307
01:56:04,206 --> 01:56:06,625
I like you better,
my handsome man.

2308
01:56:07,501 --> 01:56:09,670
Would you, uh...

2309
01:56:09,795 --> 01:56:11,922
care to have dinner
with me tonight, dear?

2310
01:56:12,047 --> 01:56:14,008
Oh, that's good, Dad.
Calling me dear.

2311
01:56:14,133 --> 01:56:16,343
That's real good.

2312
01:56:16,469 --> 01:56:17,636
Would you?

2313
01:56:17,761 --> 01:56:19,096
You bet, my excellent,
strong man!

2314
01:56:19,221 --> 01:56:21,307
Just call me tonight
and tomorrow night

2315
01:56:21,432 --> 01:56:23,434
and all week!

2316
01:56:23,893 --> 01:56:25,519
Well, I'm overwhelmed.

2317
01:56:25,644 --> 01:56:27,021
And if you want to,
I'll even marry you.

2318
01:56:27,146 --> 01:56:29,523
Just call me --
I mean, her.

2319
01:56:29,648 --> 01:56:31,317
Call right now, Dad.

2320
01:56:31,442 --> 01:56:33,360
Whoa, wait a minute.
How do I know she's home?

2321
01:56:33,486 --> 01:56:35,404
Oh, she's home.
I made sure.

2322
01:56:35,529 --> 01:56:37,656
Go on. Go ahead, Dad.

2323
01:56:39,325 --> 01:56:41,035
All right, I will.

2324
01:56:47,458 --> 01:56:50,002
It's regent 4-8599.

2325
01:57:13,651 --> 01:57:14,985
[ Buzzer ]

2326
01:57:16,028 --> 01:57:18,155
[ Buzzer ]

2327
01:57:18,280 --> 01:57:19,448
Your phone's ringing!

2328
01:57:19,573 --> 01:57:21,367
-What?
-Your telephone!

2329
01:57:22,618 --> 01:57:23,744
No, it's not, Eddie.

2330
01:57:23,869 --> 01:57:25,704
[ Telephone rings ]

2331
01:57:26,539 --> 01:57:29,500
You better pick it up!
It could be important!

2332
01:57:29,625 --> 01:57:30,960
Very important!

2333
01:57:31,085 --> 01:57:32,836
[ Ringing ]

2334
01:57:32,962 --> 01:57:34,505
Hurry!

2335
01:57:37,258 --> 01:57:38,592
Hello?

2336
01:57:40,386 --> 01:57:43,305
[ Instrumental music ]

2337
01:57:44,640 --> 01:57:47,434
[ Inaudible dialogue ]

2338
01:57:52,481 --> 01:57:54,984
[ Inaudible dialogue ]

2339
01:58:00,948 --> 01:58:03,325
[ Inaudible dialogue ]

2340
01:58:08,622 --> 01:58:10,791
[ Inaudible dialogue ]

2341
01:58:13,419 --> 01:58:16,255
[ Music continues ]