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[jazz music]
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♪ New York on Sunday ♪

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♪ Big city takin' a nap ♪

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♪ Slow down it's Sunday
life's a ball ♪

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♪ Let it fall right in your lap ♪

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♪ If you've got troubles ♪

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♪ Just take 'em out for a walk ♪

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♪ They'll burst like bubbles
in the fun ♪

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♪ Of a Sunday in New York ♪

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♪ You can spend time
without spending a dime ♪

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♪ Watching people
watch people pass ♪

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♪ Later you pause
and in one of the stores ♪

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♪ There's that face
next to yours in the glass ♪

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♪ Two hearts stop beating' ♪

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♪ You're both
too breathless to speak ♪

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♪ Love smiles her greeting ♪

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♪ Then the dream that has
seen you through the week ♪

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♪ Comes true on Sunday
in New York ♪

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♪ Two hearts stop beating' ♪

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♪ You're both too breathless to speak ♪

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♪ Love smiles her greeting ♪

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♪ Then the dream that has
seen you through the week ♪

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♪ Comes true on Sunday ♪

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♪ New York on Sunday ♪

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♪ Comes true on Sunday ♪

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♪ In New York ♪

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Be right with you.

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Hi, Gladys.
Your slip is showin'.

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[telephone rings]

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[woman]
Hello?

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Mm, hello, lover.
Where are you?

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Right here in New York
with a whole Sunday off.

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I don't believe you, lover.

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They're gonna
send you to Kalamazoo

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on one of those emergencies.

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Not a chance, baby.
This is our day.

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And at two o'clock,
it's gonna rain like hell.

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I just crossed through it
over Cleveland.

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[over phone]
It was the sexiest rainstorm you ever saw.

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So how about, uh...breakfast?

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Start the coffee,
and I'll bring the bagels, okay?

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Shall I bring anything else?

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You can get into trouble talking
like that on the telephone.

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Bye-bye.

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Gladys, give me a three-hour call
on the next flight, will you?

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All right.

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Adam, leave a number
where you can be reached today.

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Something might turn up.
I'm short a jockey.

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Yes, sir.

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And--and don't forget.

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- It's happened before.
- [Adam] No, sir.

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[door closes]

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Do you want a ride
into the city, Adam?

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No. I have to change first.

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Know anyone going
near 65th street?

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Yeah. Fred.
You can meet him out front.

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Good. Thanks, babe.

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[woman]
Taxi!

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[jazz music]

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I'm going to 120 East 65th.

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[music continues]

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[music continues]

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[doorbell buzzes]

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[whistles]

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Hi, babe.

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Eileen! Oh!

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Oh, Adam!
It's good to see you.

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It's good to see you, kitty-cat.

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Hey, what are you doing here?

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I'm sorry I didn't
let you know I was coming.

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- Is it okay?
- Sure. Sure. Come on in.

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Come on.
Make yourself at home.

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[Eileen sighs]

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Well, how are the folks? Pop?

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Oh, his back's better.
He's playing golf again.

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Oh, yeah. And, uh, mom?

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Fine. They sent their love.

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Oh.

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Oh, uh, you and Russ Wilson
set the date yet?

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No. Not yet.

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Well, don't keep him dangling.
He might get away.

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I've been counting on him,
you know.

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A rich brother-in-law
could be mighty useful.

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Yes, he can be.

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Hey, uh...

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somethin' wrong?

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How goes the big romance department?

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It doesn't go.
It's gone.

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Gone?
Why'd you do that?

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Oh, you're a nice, loyal brother.

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Why did I do that?

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What do you mean,
he threw you over?

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You're not as nice
a brother as I thought,

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but that's about it.

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I'm surprised to hear that.

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I...I thought you two made a pair,
I really did.

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Yeah, so did I.

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You shook up about it?

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A lot?

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I'm sorry, kitty-cat.

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Oh, don't show it too much, though.

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That's what Mom and Dad were doing.

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Hey, you mind if I hang around
a week or so?

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I've taken a leave of absence.

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[Adam]
No. Not at all. You know that.

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Expecting somebody?

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Hmm? No. Just a friend.

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You know, Sunday morning.
Might drop in.

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Well, coffee? Tea?

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Oh, I'd love some tea.

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Anything else
I could do to help you?

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Yes, as a matter of fact, Adam,
I have a question

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to which I'd like
an honest answer...

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if you don't feel
it's outside your province.

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Right.
What Is It you'd like to know?

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You ready?

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Shoot

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Is a girl that's been going around
with a fellow

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a reasonable length of time

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supposed to go to bed
with him or not?

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What kind of a question is that to ask?

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Well, it keeps coming up all the time.

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Well, it's not supposed to.

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Well, it does and I need some sort
of an answer, quick.

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What do you mean, quick?

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Tempus is fugit-ing

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and I'd like to make my mind up.

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Eileen, I-I must tell you
I'm very surprised

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to hear you talk like this.

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I'm a little surprised myself.

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Yeah, but that's not
the kind of subject

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you can bring up with strangers.

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Well, shall I repeat the question?
Is a girl--

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No!

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She is not supposed to go to bed with him.

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Nice footwork.
You should have been a lawyer.

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I will rephrase my question.

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Is she expected to?

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Or, dear big brother,

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as a living,
breathing member of the enemy sex,

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would you mind betraying your kind

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just enough to tell me
what the right procedure is

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in ensnaring a...a suitable man

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for the laudable purpose
of making a home together

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and a life with children
and--and churchgoing

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and growing old together

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as is mentioned
in both testaments

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and many other
highly respected sources?

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Wow, when you get wound up,
you really spout.

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Do you talk like that with all your beaus?

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Because if you do,
that's your problem.

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Well,
at least that's constructive criticism.

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Yeah, that might be one of my problems.

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Eileen,

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men marry decent girls.

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That's the way it is

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and that's the way it'll always be.

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Hmm. The catch is
in the word "decent."

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It seems to have
a comparative connotation

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like the girl that was
a little bit pregnant.

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Yes, you have grown up.

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Yeah, well, apparently not enough.

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And it's my firm conviction

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I'm the only 22-year-old virgin alive.

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Well, you're not!

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Well, that's what the boys tell me.

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What boys?

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The ones that take me out.

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[chuckles]
That used to take me out.

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You've met burns, and cheap ones.

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Are you a bum, Adam?

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I don't think you are.
Tell me.

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How do you conduct yourself
with the girls you go outwith?

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- Like a normal person.
- Oh, answer my question.

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Like a normal, decent person.

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Oh, Adam, no.
I'm very serious.

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I want to be clear
on what you're saying.

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Tell me something.
Do you, uh...

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you go outwith
any particular girl right now?

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There are a couple of girls I go with

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more often than others.

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A couple.

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That's right.

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Adam, what I am asking specifically is

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have you slept with them?

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Either of them?

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No, I have not slept with them,

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either of them.

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Are you telling me the truth?

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Yes.

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- Sacred honor?
- Sacred honor.

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- Say It.
- Oh, Eileen, that's kl...

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Sacred honor.

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Boil in oil, walk through fire,

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hope to die if I'm a liar.

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Well,
you've never Had to me that I know of.

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I'm not lying now.

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Well,
we're the only two left In the world.

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[instrumental music]

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What's that?

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Mother's robe.

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What are you doing with it?

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Before I could leave home,

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I was obliged to take an oath on the Bible

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that immediately I arrived
I would spread mother's robe

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in a prominent place
in this apartment

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on the nights that
you weren't sleeping here.

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Why?

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Well, if I have any,
uh, gentleman callers

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they will see the robe
and they will know

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and I am to so imply, that
Mother shares the apartment with me

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and they will therefore be discouraged
from being,

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as mother puts it, impulsive.

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She made you swear to that?

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On the Bible,
or I couldn't leave Albany.

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Well, it's a hell of an idea,
I tell you that.

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Honey, when you
go outwith a fellow,

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you don't mind, uh,
kissing him, do you?

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It's according to the fellow.

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Some I do.
Some I don't.

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Well, would you say that, uh,

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if it's a fellow you like,
would you encourage him?

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Well, I usually wouldn't say it,
but I suppose I do.

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The trouble is after the encouragement.

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Oh, here.
I brought you somethln'.

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Oh, thanks.

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You know, you meet a guy
who's witty and charming

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and smiles boyishly.

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And for an hour or so,
all goes swimmingly

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and then it comes.

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What comes?

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Oh, usually a dirty joke starts it off.

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That's the most popular lead-in.

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You know, sort of, uh,
creates a loose moral atmosphere.

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You laugh at enough dirty jokes,

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and some of them are very funny,

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and from there
to a personal discussion

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doesn't seem
much of a leap to them.

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- Can I use this drawer?
- Sure, honey, anything.

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[Adam]
Then what do you do?

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Well, I usually let
the first dirty joke go by

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in the hope I'm mistaken.

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After the second joke,
I get up and leave.

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What broke you up with Wilson, honey?

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Oh, we had a heart-to-heart talk.

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He explained to me the realities
of male-female friendships and...

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said he was tired of going
to the gymnasium three times a week

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and playing handball,

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if I knew what he meant.

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Well, I hope you told him where to go.

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Well, it got to that.

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You lost nothing.

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No. I'm honest with myself.

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I lost quite a boy.

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[doorbell buzzes]

258
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,635
Well, I wonder who that could be.

259
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,929
[jazz music]

260
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,059
[doorbell buzzes]

261
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:57,939
Hi, love...

262
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,690
...ly day, isn't it?

263
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,569
Uh, Eileen,
this is Mona Harris.

264
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:04,987
How do you do, Mona?

265
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,614
Mona, this is Eileen...

266
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:08,825
my sister.

267
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,744
Oh! Oh-oh, hello.

268
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,540
Uh, well, um,
what do you got In the sack?

269
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,543
Oh, well, I, uh,

270
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,670
I thought maybe you'd like some bagels

271
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,422
for our picnic?

272
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,715
Picnic?
Oh, our picnic!

273
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,175
Well, that was very thoughtful.

274
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,554
Oh, y-you two have plans,
and I'm spoiling them.

275
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,306
- No.
- [Eileen] Don't let me change anything.

276
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,893
You, uh, you go ahead and
do exactly what you were gonna do

277
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,311
as if I wasn't here.

278
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,067
Uh...

279
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,279
Go ahead. Start.

280
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,574
We were gonna go ice-skating
at Rockefeller Center.

281
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,200
Ice-skating?

282
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,412
Yeah. You want to come?

283
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,831
Eileen]
Oh, I think you'd rather be alone.

284
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,917
To tell you the truth,
I'd kinda like to be alone, too,

285
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,878
sort of collect myself.

286
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,338
Oh, wall,
where had you planned to, uh, go?

287
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,924
Oh, I thought I'd take a walk,

288
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,760
ride a bus, come back and take a bath.

289
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,763
I don't know. I'll be in and out
of the apartment all day.

290
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,349
In and out of the apartment
all day, huh?

291
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,728
Well, let's be off, to the rink.

292
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:20,771
To the rink.

293
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,732
Very nice meeting you, Eileen.

294
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,567
I hope I see you again, Mona.

295
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,321
Uh, honey, would you
ring for the elevator?

296
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,614
I'll be right with you.

297
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,411
No dark brooding.

298
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,872
Your big brother never let you down yet,
did he?

299
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,999
And stay virtuous.

300
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,460
Chin up, shoulders back,

301
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,170
and two feet on the ground.

302
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,088
That'll do it.

303
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:48,758
Where do they pick it up?

304
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,094
[Eileen]
Hey, she's a nice girl. I approve.

305
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,763
When am I gonna be an aunt?

306
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,515
I'm workin' on it.

307
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,193
It's all right, baby.
It's no disaster.

308
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,237
- How about your place, huh?
- Mnm-mnm.

309
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,780
Maggie's gonna wash her hair.

310
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,573
Well, how about Frank's place?

311
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,283
He never washes his hair.
I'll call him.

312
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,869
And if that's out,
there's, uh, Bert's place

313
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,162
overlooking the East river,

314
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,040
or Charlie's,
overlooking Grant's tomb.

315
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:22,792
Educational !

316
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,714
[telephone rings]

317
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:37,598
Hello.

318
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,475
[man on phone]
I'd like to talk to Adam Tyler, please.

319
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,228
Oh, he's not here.
This is his sister speaking.

320
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,063
[man on phone]
This is Drysdale, from the airline.

321
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,482
Would you mind telling me
where--where I could locate him?

322
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,777
Oh, well, Mr. Drysdale,
he just, uh, left,

323
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,238
but just a second, maybe,
I'll see if I can find him.

324
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:58,578
Ohh...

325
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,958
Mr. Drysdale,
he just drove away in a taxi.

326
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,876
He went ice-skating
at Rockefeller Center.

327
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,044
Ice-skating?

328
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,547
Yes, but if it's important,
I'll see if I can reach him.

329
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,674
- Thank you.
- [Eileen on phone] No trouble at all.

330
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,344
[jazz music]

331
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,981
Taxi!

332
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,110
[Eileen]
Taxi!

333
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,072
[horn blaring]

334
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,966
Come on, lady.
You're late. Let's go.

335
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,218
Oops. There you go.
How much is it?

336
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,762
Fifteen today, miss.

337
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,347
- [Eileen] Okay. I have change.
- Same as every day.

338
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,519
[bus driver]
Fifty-seven, Jackson Heights crosstown.

339
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,940
Step up from the door, please.

340
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,193
Mind movin' back
to the rear, please?

341
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,528
[bus driver]
Lady, step back there, please.

342
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,447
Step on back, please.

343
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,658
All the way back.

344
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,702
My dress.

345
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,997
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's all right.

346
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,543
It's my fault. Just a second.
I'll get it undone.

347
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,921
- No hurry.
- It's hooked here.

348
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,051
Oh, I'm--I'm...

349
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,595
Eileen]
I'm not damaging your coat. Uh...

350
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,972
I don't know why it won't come un...

351
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,267
undone.

352
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,105
Rockefeller Center next.

353
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,481
Oh, I have to get off here.

354
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,857
Well, I guess I'd better get off, too.

355
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,651
No, no, no.
You don't have to do that.

356
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,319
Well, I don't really see
any other solution.

357
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,698
The...coat matches the pants.

358
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,409
One side, please.

359
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:24,181
Oh, I...I can't tell you
how embarrassed I am.

360
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,936
I'll gladly pay
for any repairs that you...

361
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,523
Well, there's no real need to.

362
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,984
This suit comes with two coats
and one pair of pants.

363
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,569
It's the other way around.

364
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,279
Oh, really?

365
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:40,906
Oh...

366
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,575
May I?

367
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,378
Oh, I'll...I'd like to pay you
what it'll cost to repair.

368
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,672
- Well, if you insist.
- Oh, I do.

369
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,841
Do you think
two dollars would be fair?

370
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,760
Well, not really.
It's a very valuable coat.

371
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:01,802
Early Chippendale.

372
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,431
Besides, I don't usually
conduct my business

373
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,308
standing on 5th avenue.
Couldn't we be seated somewhere?

374
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,601
Preferably in a restaurant.

375
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,813
Oh, no, I'm--I'm sorry.
I have to look for my brother.

376
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,482
He's ice-skating.

377
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:16,859
There.

378
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,112
I'm very good
at looking for brothers.

379
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:21,864
Well...

380
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,074
Besides, two heads are better than one.

381
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,579
Didn't know I had two heads, did you?

382
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,801
[instrumental "Over The Waves"]

383
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,457
Is there a family resemblance?

384
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:14,917
Slight.

385
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,214
Got him, I bet you.

386
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,757
- Where?
- [man] That one.

387
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:24,969
[laughs]

388
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:25,970
No?

389
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:27,763
Close?

390
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,349
- Bigger.
- Much bigger?

391
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,184
He's an airline pilot.

392
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,435
[laughs]

393
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,812
That's why I'm here.

394
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,356
He's on, uh, flight call.

395
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,066
I have to tell him to phone in.

396
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,194
Okay. Airline pilot...

397
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,245
I guess he's not here.

398
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,083
Well, if he's--if he's on flight call

399
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,960
won't he check in
by himself, anyway?

400
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,546
Yeah, I guess so.

401
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,506
Well, why don't we have a cup of coffee

402
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:03,841
and watch out for him there?

403
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:06,302
Well, I...

404
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,012
You can see just as well
from in there.

405
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,933
[music continues]

406
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,413
For two. Thank you.

407
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,886
Uh, tea and cinnamon toast.

408
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,888
And I'll have coffee
and a roll or something,

409
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:51,764
a Danish roll.

410
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,894
Well, how shall we begin?

411
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,688
- Begin?
- Mm-hmm.

412
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,190
The beginning's very important.

413
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,734
It colors the whole rest
of our relationship together.

414
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:05,819
[chuckles]

415
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,154
Well, we're here to discuss

416
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,740
whether two dollars
is a fair indemnity

417
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,992
for my having
damaged your coat.

418
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,870
Well, the girl doesn't pay
the two dollars. It's the man.

419
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,708
You see, two dollars used to be
the traditional kind of

420
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,752
uh, pay for...
[chuckles]

421
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,087
Well, I guess you're
too young to get it.

422
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,630
Inflation's been a terrible thing.

423
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,676
There's a wonderful
old story about that.

424
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:30,427
[man chuckles]

425
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,764
There's this, uh, little pros...

426
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,516
you know, streetwalker.

427
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,935
Well,
a charming little lady of the evening.

428
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,605
And anyway, she picks up
this dashing Hungarian officer

429
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,525
and she takes him home
and they have a lovely evening

430
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:47,736
and, you know, with a champagne
supper by candlelight.

431
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,823
Anyway, the--the next morning,

432
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,117
um, you know,
the Hungarian officer's asleep

433
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:55,160
and she gets up,
and she runs his bath

434
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,662
and brushes his uniform

435
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,622
and then wakes him up with a...

436
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,624
nourishing breakfast.

437
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,794
And, uh, finally,
he's about to leave,

438
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,087
and he's really gonna leave.

439
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:06,630
And so she stops him at the door

440
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,674
and she's rather embarrassed,
but she says, um

441
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,510
"Haven't you forgotten something?"

442
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:14,138
and he says, "No, I don't believe I have."

443
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,557
And she says very delicately,

444
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,809
"Well, the money?"

445
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,602
and he says,
"Money, my dear girl?

446
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,312
A Hungarian officer
never accepts money."

447
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,732
[laughs]

448
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,029
Don't you think that's funny?

449
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,448
Yes, I think it's very funny.

450
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,242
Matter of fact, I was saying
only this morning

451
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:38,495
that, um, smutty jokes
are very often funny.

452
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,583
I'm gonna try not to remember that one.

453
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:44,960
You mean, try not to forget it.

454
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,797
No. I mean,
try not to remember it.

455
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,771
- Will you excuse me?
- Mm-hmm.

456
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,416
Do you have a pencil
and paper I can borrow?

457
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,126
- Oh, sure.
- I want to write a note.

458
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:42,559
Excuse me, there's, um,
a gentleman in a gray suit

459
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:44,019
sitting alone by a pillar.

460
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,438
Could you...could you give him
this note, please

461
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,731
after I've left?

462
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,502
Oh!

463
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:12,131
[music continues]

464
00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:39,533
Not a chance, huh?

465
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,077
You're gonna stay in all afternoon.

466
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,037
Well, let's get together sometime,
Charlie.

467
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,748
Right. Good-bye.
Baby, it's...

468
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,252
It's gonna be all right, babe.
Gonna be all right.

469
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:51,795
Excuse me, please.

470
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,767
Kenny, baby, this is Adam.

471
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,270
Adam Tyler.

472
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:09,980
How are you, buddy?

473
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:11,607
What are you doing this afternoon?

474
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:12,691
Are you gonna stay in?

475
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:26,538
Thanks, Kenny.

476
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,749
Shows you what happens
if you live right.

477
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,334
His mother's sick in Scarsdale.

478
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,668
He's gotta spend
the afternoon with her

479
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,420
and the key is under the mat.

480
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,965
And I thought we'd never get
to eat these bagels.

481
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,634
You gotta have faith.
I tell you, you gotta have--

482
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,635
Adam?

483
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,262
- Oh, are you lucky I found you.
- [Adam] Why?

484
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,307
Hey, you weren't at the skating rink.

485
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,309
No, Mona's knee goes out
now and then.

486
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:52,064
Oh, listen, you got a call
from a Mr., uh, Dryfus?

487
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:53,649
- Drysdale?
- Drysdale.

488
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,359
- He's trying to reach you.
- Oh, no.

489
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,277
Now, baby,
don't look like that.

490
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,238
I can't help it.
My knee hurts.

491
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:00,906
Now, wait a minute, baby. Baby!
Sweetheart! Darling!

492
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,616
Wait, look, if I have to take a plane out,

493
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:03,909
we'll have our date tomorrow night.

494
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,745
- Want to bet?
- Taxi!

495
00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,580
You know, I never realized
how unreliable

496
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,915
a pilot can be.

497
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,959
It occurs to me every weekend.

498
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,086
Hey, we can even taxi out
to the airport together.

499
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,380
Oh, it's too much.

500
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,882
Can I sit in the back with you,
right next to you?

501
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,387
Since I'll probably never see you again,
Eileen, good-bye.

502
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,431
- Can we take you anywhere?
- No. It's not on your way.

503
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,392
Hurry up. Hurry up.

504
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,143
Bye-

505
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,813
[jazz music]

506
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:51,832
[coins jingle]

507
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,208
[bus driver]
Just a minute, miss.

508
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,711
You put two dimes in there,
and the fare's 15 cents.

509
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,254
Can I have a nickel back?

510
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,964
Yeah, you can get it from
the passenger behind you.

511
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,760
Oh, yes. Oh, here.

512
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,221
Thank you, very much.
I'm sorry.

513
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,479
[dramatic music]

514
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,868
I'm terribly sorry, sir.

515
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,332
Could you hold this,
please, for me?

516
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:41,923
Just a second, sir.

517
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,474
You, uh, dropped your glove.

518
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,981
Uh-huh. Uh, allow me.

519
00:30:58,148 --> 00:30:59,566
I'm an expert at this.

520
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:07,366
Ow!

521
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,163
Well, just sew it back on

522
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:15,332
and you'll never know it was off.
Excuse us.

523
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,346
Uh, look. I'm sorry.

524
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:30,889
I hope you weren't offended
by my note.

525
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,808
It seemed the only
sensible thing to do.

526
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:34,726
By your note?

527
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,145
Yeah. The waiter gave you a note,
didn't he?

528
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:38,188
I hope you got it.

529
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,023
No, I didn't.

530
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,901
Well, look, I assure you I just
didn't just get up and leave.

531
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,486
I-I left a note explaining why.

532
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,488
I see. Excuse me.

533
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:49,282
No, but--wait a minute!
Well, look. Wait a minute.

534
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,910
I wouldn't, I wouldn't just
get up and leave. I-I...

535
00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,793
Look--look, I swear I wrote you a note.

536
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,795
I-I'd like to go back
to the waiter and prove it.

537
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:03,964
What did you say in your note?

538
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,508
Well, I...I was conscious of the fact

539
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:09,636
that you weren't too pleased with
either me or my efforts to entertain you

540
00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:12,389
so I...well,
I wasn't wrong, was I?

541
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:13,640
No-

542
00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:17,686
Well, so I thought the most practical
and least painful solution was to...

543
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,898
kind of disappear, so I put
approximately that in the note and uh...

544
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,819
Besides, I was...
What's the matter?

545
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,781
Well, to tell you the truth,

546
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,075
I wrote you a note.

547
00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:33,452
What?

548
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,579
I didn't come back to the table either.

549
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:36,538
No-

550
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:37,914
Yes.

551
00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,209
Well, what did you put in your note?

552
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,004
About the same thing you put in yours.

553
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:45,964
No-

554
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,132
Yes.

555
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,385
[laughs]

556
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,141
- Pittsburgh?
- Pittsburgh is a nice town.

557
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,143
We'll have a six-hour layover together.
You'll like it.

558
00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:00,395
I am not going to Pittsburgh.

559
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,355
You talk like it's Hong Kong
or some place.

560
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,815
How would you like it
if I was in the navy?

561
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,193
I'd like it fine.
I'd know where you were.

562
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,236
I've all the disadvantages
of an absent lover

563
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,321
and none of the benefits.

564
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,157
I can't even cheat on you.
You might walk in on me.

565
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,492
That's a fine argument.

566
00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,452
Well, it's the only one I could think of.

567
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,163
I got to go, baby.
Please?

568
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:19,414
No-

569
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:22,042
You know I'm crazy about you.

570
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,169
I'll call you from Pittsburgh.

571
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,046
I won't answer the phone.

572
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:31,718
[female announcer on PA]
Final call for TWA flight 41

573
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:35,305
Royal ambassador service for Pittsburgh.

574
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,306
You'll answer it.

575
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,476
Now completing loading at gate 31.

576
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,394
All aboard, please.

577
00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:57,702
Anna, get me on the Pittsburgh plane.

578
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:58,787
It's a matter of life and death.

579
00:33:58,954 --> 00:33:59,788
What's the matter?

580
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:02,040
Adam's stuck there overnight.

581
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,084
Look, Adam, we've been all through this.

582
00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:05,961
Morgan was supposed
to take the plane out.

583
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,463
He hasn't shown up yet,
and I am unable to run him down.

584
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,006
The whole thing's as simple as that.

585
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,883
I've worked four Sundays in a row.
I don't think it's fair.

586
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,677
- Yeah. I've worked six.
- You're a married man.

587
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,303
I mean, a wife doesn't mind
that sort of thing.

588
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:16,555
Well, get married.

589
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:18,765
- Adam.
- Morgan.

590
00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:20,267
- Where have you been?
- Where have I been?

591
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:21,685
I'll--I'll tell you where I've been.

592
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,186
I've been in the bathroom.

593
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:24,854
That three-year-old kid of mine,

594
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,648
every time I go in the bathroom
he locks the door.

595
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:29,067
- Here's your clearance.
- Yeah. Excuse me, buddy.

596
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:30,944
Hey, listen, you know,
it's kinda funny.

597
00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,654
We had to get the fire department
to get me on this plane.

598
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,489
Get on that plane.
You almost loused up my Sunday.

599
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,491
I'm sorry. Sorry, Mr. Drysdale.

600
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,868
Sorry, Adam,
there's a helicopter back to town

601
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,495
in five minutes, my treat.

602
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,789
I'll take you up on it
if I can't find my girl.

603
00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:48,878
[female announcer on PA]
Departing passenger Freeman

604
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,464
please report to the information desk

605
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,133
in the main lobby.

606
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:16,615
Trans World Airlines
Starstream flight 41

607
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,826
Royal Ambassador Service
for Pittsburgh

608
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,662
is now in its final boarding stage

609
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,539
at gate 31.

610
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,958
Hey, wait for me.

611
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,543
- Oh, hi, Annie.
- Hi, Adam.

612
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,295
- Taking the copter in?
- Uh-huh.

613
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,798
- Keep you company.
- Nothing doing.

614
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,634
Not with that jealous girlfriend of...

615
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,344
[gasps]
What are you doing here?

616
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,219
What's the matter?

617
00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,221
You're supposed to be
on that flight to Pittsburgh!

618
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,514
No, Morgan showed up.

619
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,100
- It's his flight.
- Oh, wait a minute!

620
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:46,269
Mona's on the plane.

621
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,856
- Mona?
- She was going to surprise you.

622
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,734
In Pittsburgh.
She bought a ticket.

623
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,780
[Adam]
Stop that plane!

624
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,660
Stop that plane!

625
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,672
[piano music]

626
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,684
Eileen]
Hey, you're losing ground.

627
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,519
I can't hear the music.

628
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:28,812
If you want to row for a while

629
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:30,397
don't be embarrassed to ask, you know.

630
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,149
Well, I'm navigating.
That's the hard part.

631
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,150
[man]
Uh-huh.

632
00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,028
Two points to port.

633
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,114
That's starboard, but aye, aye, sir.

634
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,116
There's gonna be
a mutiny any minute now,

635
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:42,075
you know that, don't you?

636
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,289
Oh, he's great.

637
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,583
Nobody plays the piano
like Peter Nero.

638
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:53,962
Well, that may be,
but the pianist you're listening to

639
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,422
is Robert Wilcombs.

640
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:57,048
I happen to have that record.

641
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,591
I've been playing it for a month.

642
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,511
No.
You've been playing Wilcombs' recording.

643
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,512
Nero.

644
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,140
- Wanna bet?
- Uh-huh.

645
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,018
- [Eileen] What'll it be?
- Make it easy on yourself.

646
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,188
- Loser rows.
- You're on.

647
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:14,816
You couldn't have playing
Nero's recording all month,

648
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,485
because it just came out last week.

649
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:19,487
Keep rowing.

650
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,990
It may have come out to you last week,

651
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,868
but I reviewed it for
The Philadelphia Enquirer

652
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,244
last month.

653
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:32,375
[sighs]

654
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:34,085
Follow that boat.

655
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,796
You're a music critic?

656
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,715
Only occasionally.
I'm actually a sportswriter.

657
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:41,342
- Well, I'm very impressed.
- Well, I'm glad.

658
00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:42,635
Oh. Uh.

659
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,018
Uh, do you live in Philadelphia?

660
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:53,271
- Yep.
- What're you doing In New York?

661
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,398
Oh, I usually come to New York
on Sundays if I can.

662
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,357
I like New York.

663
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,443
And ride on the 5th avenue bus?

664
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,028
[both laugh]

665
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,529
Actually, I had a date with a young lady.

666
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:02,822
And when I called, she was out.

667
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:04,532
I understand she went horseback riding.

668
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,035
It's just possible I've been stood up.
It's happened before.

669
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:09,621
- And you don't mind?
- Oh, she's not malicious.

670
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,039
Just forgetful.

671
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,875
Well, it sounds like
a very nice relationship.

672
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:15,460
She must be charming.

673
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,253
She doesn't row as well as you do.

674
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:21,758
[Eileen]
Oh!

675
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,386
Oh, I'm sorry.

676
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,097
You all right? Oh...

677
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:32,018
[instrumental music]

678
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,282
Have you always lived in New York?

679
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,452
I don't live in New York.
I live in Albany.

680
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:54,958
I usually come to New York
on Sundays if I can.

681
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:56,751
I like New York.

682
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,504
Well, what do you do in Albany?

683
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,716
I'm the music critic
on the Albany Times-Union.

684
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:05,260
What?

685
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,679
[laughs]

686
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,097
Only occasionally.

687
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,974
Eileen]
Actually, I do work on a newspaper

688
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,768
and I occasionally write music pieces.

689
00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:15,854
Well, what do you think of that?

690
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,524
[thunder rumbles]

691
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:20,733
Hey!

692
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:22,819
Let's get out of this. Come on.

693
00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:25,363
[bright music]

694
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:34,497
Aah!

695
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,666
[laughs]

696
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,877
We need a taxi.

697
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,545
Yeah. Fat chance.

698
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,380
Yeah, I just discovered a scientific fact.

699
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:43,631
Taxis are soluble.

700
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,341
They dissolve in the rain.

701
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,137
This is gonna get worse
before it gets better.

702
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:54,183
Listen, my brother's apartment's
a couple of blocks from here.

703
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,144
- You wanna run for It?
- After you.

704
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,606
- Rain's very good for farmers.
- The devil with them.

705
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,149
They're growing too much now.

706
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:11,534
[chuckles]

707
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,373
Mother!

708
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:20,752
Mother!

709
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:25,006
Oh, I don't suppose
she'd be home this early.

710
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,967
I hope she didn't get caught in the storm.

711
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:29,052
Charming apartment.

712
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:32,639
Oh, take your coat off.
You're sopping wet.

713
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:34,223
No. I'm all right.

714
00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:37,018
Come on. Please.
Take it off.

715
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:38,436
I'll sew your pocket
back on.

716
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:42,941
Well, thank you.
Ugh. I'm a trifle damp.

717
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:48,529
I think I'll, uh, I'll change
into something drier myself.

718
00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,198
I know a joke that's appropriate

719
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:51,324
but I'm afraid to tell it.

720
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,117
Yeah. Think twice.

721
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,203
I've thought.
It's pouring outside.

722
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,537
I don't wanna be thrown out.

723
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,919
Oh, fix yourself something alcoholic

724
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,379
to ward off pneumonia.

725
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:05,713
Thank you.

726
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:20,812
Can I do you anything?

727
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,231
[Eileen]
Um, scotch and water,

728
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:25,900
on the weak side.

729
00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:30,947
On the weak side?
Coming up.

730
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:32,991
[Eileen sighs]
Oh.

731
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,170
Don't you think you'd better
call your young lady?

732
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:48,089
She's probably waiting for you.

733
00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:52,135
Uh, well...well, yes,
if you don't mind, uh,

734
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,220
on the chance she's
still expecting me.

735
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,306
Speak low. I can hear.

736
00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:58,641
I have nothing to hide.

737
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,727
I'll listen anyway.

738
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,777
Hello.
This Is Mike Mitchell again.

739
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,738
Has Miss Claire Waverly
come in?

740
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:13,823
She called and asked
if I could leave a number

741
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,283
where I could be reached.
Do you mind?

742
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:16,659
No. Not at all.

743
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:21,497
Well, I'm at Plaza 69970.

744
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,293
Uh-huh. I see.
Thank you.

745
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,545
Ugh!

746
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:28,838
Women!

747
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,507
- Any complaints?
- Oh, no. No.

748
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:32,675
Marvelous invention.

749
00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:33,676
It's just dealing with you,

750
00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:35,636
it's awfully hard to know
which path to take.

751
00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:39,515
- Oh, are there different paths?
- By the thousands.

752
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,893
You women are not predictable.

753
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,730
Would it help if we wore badges
identifying?

754
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:47,607
Uh-huh. It would be appreciated.

755
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,443
- I'll speak to the girls.
- Would you do that?

756
00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:52,987
You know, the saving
in time and energy alone

757
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,531
could, uh, could build
air-conditioned schools

758
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,075
for every child in America.

759
00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,702
However practiced or expert a man is,

760
00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:01,829
don't let him ever tell you
he can tell about women,

761
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,122
not most of them anyway.

762
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:04,665
Well, that's reassuring.

763
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,752
All you can really do is stay alert.

764
00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:10,088
Are you alert now?

765
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:11,923
Uh-huh.

766
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:14,592
You mean, all the time
we've been together

767
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:16,469
you've been assessing me?

768
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,055
Uh-huh.

769
00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:20,932
How am I doing?

770
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,810
Well, my radar's been receiving
different signals.

771
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,938
Yes, no, maybe.

772
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,775
Could it be that the problem
isn't that pressing

773
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,027
and you have
an uncommon interest in sex?

774
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:35,571
No, I haven't.

775
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,743
I sense that you have
an uncommon distaste for cheap talk,

776
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:42,328
and I've been
carefully avoiding the subject

777
00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:43,454
for the last two hours.

778
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,748
But you'd be surprised how often
you've come back to it.

779
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,460
Hmm, obliquely,
intellectually,

780
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,461
but always back to it.

781
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,213
Have I really?

782
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:53,798
Really, if you'll think back.

783
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,383
Well, you may be right.

784
00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,594
Say, it's possible that you are.

785
00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:01,139
[telephone rings]

786
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:02,682
That's probably yours.

787
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,600
She shouldn't hear a girl's voice.

788
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,436
Uh, no. No.

789
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:12,608
Ahem. Uh, hello.

790
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:15,153
Oh, hello, Claire.

791
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,197
No. That's all right.
Certainly I understand.

792
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:23,161
Oh, ah, took a ride on a bus,
walked around.

793
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,287
Picked up a girl.

794
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,831
[stammers]
No, no. I wasn't bored at all.

795
00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:27,999
Thank you.

796
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,043
No, well, I'm just at a friend's house.

797
00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,087
- You wouldn't know him, dear.
- Him?

798
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:36,507
- Oh, you're lying?
- Your brother's a him.

799
00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,885
Yeah, but you don't know him.
You can't use that.

800
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,096
No. No, really. It's somebody
you wouldn't know, Claire, dear.

801
00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:43,931
You what?

802
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,310
Ooh, golly.
[chuckles]

803
00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:51,814
Ah, look, look, I'll call you
from Philly, okay? Yeah.

804
00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:53,774
Bye-

805
00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:05,411
You think I could have a date
for the following Sunday?

806
00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:10,124
Isn't that committing yourself
rather far in advance?

807
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:11,500
Not at all.

808
00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,963
Well, why don't you
call me from Philly, too?

809
00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:19,508
All right, if I may.

810
00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,641
I-I think it's time
that I sewed your coat.

811
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,063
Hey, I could light a fire.
May I?

812
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:33,940
If you like.

813
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:36,234
Ooh.

814
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:40,071
[Mike] What day and what time
shall I call you?

815
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,950
Oh, uh,
eight o'clock Wednesday?

816
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,370
- Uh, Wednesday. Uh-huh.
- Bad day for you?

817
00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:50,456
No, it's just Wednesdays and
Fridays are my gymnasium days.

818
00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:52,583
I know a man that goes
three times a week.

819
00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:54,585
I also work out every morning.

820
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:56,254
You win.

821
00:45:58,339 --> 00:45:59,090
[chuckles]

822
00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,051
You can call me here
most nights before eight.

823
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:04,095
I don't usually go out till then.

824
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:06,389
What about Albany?
Aren't you working?

825
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:08,474
[Eileen]
I'm on vacation.

826
00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:11,769
Let's see, gray thread on the blue side.

827
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:14,313
- That's what we need.
- Don't bother with that.

828
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:17,608
It's no trouble. That's funny.
It's not usually locked.

829
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,277
Oh, there's a key
near the ice bucket.

830
00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,070
I thought it was to lock the liquor,

831
00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:23,990
maybe to hide it from mother.

832
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:28,035
Well, we allow mother
the use of the bar.

833
00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:31,414
Oh, my brother can misplace anything.

834
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,416
We found his hat once
in the icebox.

835
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,168
He said he lost it looking
for the ice-cube tray

836
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:37,086
and forgot it.

837
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:38,838
Logical. It can happen.

838
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,511
Uh...

839
00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:47,847
You know what, that makes it
a little more difficult.

840
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,269
I tell you, I don't know
how my brother...

841
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:56,731
[dramatic music]

842
00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:07,116
[knocks on door]

843
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:11,620
[jazz music]

844
00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:14,874
I'm sorry.

845
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:18,377
What? Oh.

846
00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,296
Look, H was brought up
with two sisters.

847
00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:23,716
You know, a brassiere
and nightgown doesn't shock me.

848
00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:29,847
No. I-I...I guess it doesn't.

849
00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:44,195
[music continues]

850
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,163
Is something the matter?

851
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:57,541
You've just witnessed one of the
big disappointments of my life.

852
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,376
[Eileen chuckles]

853
00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:02,713
- In what way?
- Oh, it's rather complicated.

854
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,175
Involving sacred honor and brothers.

855
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:12,181
Do you mind
if I have another drink?

856
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,516
Of course not.

857
00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:15,935
Help yourself.

858
00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:18,437
[music continues]

859
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,280
[Eileen]
Excuse me.

860
00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:35,413
[slams]

861
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,189
- Mind fixing me one?
- [Mike] Not at all.

862
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:03,732
Scotch and water coming up.

863
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,736
- [Mike] On the weak side.
- Not especially weak.

864
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:16,912
Right you are.

865
00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:20,749
[water running]

866
00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:28,924
[low music on record player]

867
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:40,060
I, uh, I just found
a note Mother left.

868
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,104
She's not coming home tonight.

869
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,160
She,uh...

870
00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,996
she's staying
with my aunt in Yonkers.

871
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:02,333
She's my mother's sister.

872
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:03,751
[clears throat]

873
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:06,295
Well, that's how people
get to be aunts...

874
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:08,672
being mothers' sisters.

875
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,466
She could have been
my father's sister.

876
00:50:11,967 --> 00:50:12,760
You have me there.

877
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:14,970
And you have me here.

878
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,557
Uh, well--well, fi-figuratively.

879
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:27,441
Oh, I wish I were a man.

880
00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:32,071
It's a little late.
Maybe next time around.

881
00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:35,074
That's a long time to wait.

882
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:43,874
- Cheers.
- [glasses clink]

883
00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:57,054
If I were you,
I'd kiss me.

884
00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:11,110
What are you thinking?

885
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:12,528
I was thinking that if I...

886
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,906
lived to be 1,000 years old,
I'd never understand women.

887
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:17,783
You're right.

888
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:25,082
Now what are you thinking?

889
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:26,750
That I've changed my mind about us

890
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:29,378
and my--my chances
about five times and...

891
00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:31,422
the last time,
I would have bet my life on it.

892
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:33,632
Lucky you didn't.
You'd have lost.

893
00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:48,397
Now, that's what I meant
about saving time and energy.

894
00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:51,775
Certainly wouldn't...

895
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:55,362
have built any air-conditioned schools
this last half-hour.

896
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:56,614
- Uh-uh.

897
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,327
In movies, this is where
the screen usually goes dark.

898
00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:02,369
That's right.

899
00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:05,497
You know, it's, uh...

900
00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:09,335
supposedly, the lovers
are so carried away by passion

901
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:10,919
they can't stop themselves.

902
00:52:11,086 --> 00:52:12,713
- That's the general Idea.
- I know.

903
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,089
But it's dishonest, though

904
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,008
because they still have
to get undressed.

905
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,427
Passion has been known
to last that long.

906
00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:22,097
Maybe for men,
but women wear girdles.

907
00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:24,099
I don't myself.
I don't wear a girdle.

908
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:25,976
Don't be so clinical.

909
00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:28,520
Maybe Hungarian officers wear girdles.

910
00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:32,358
You know, corsets for men
were not uncommon after the...

911
00:52:37,905 --> 00:52:39,615
Mona, it was all an accident.

912
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,450
Well, it was very sweet of you, honey,

913
00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:42,910
to make that gesture
just to be with me

914
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:45,204
bub-but Morgan showed up,
and I...

915
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:46,997
Baby, do you hear me?

916
00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,749
She hears you, Adam.
Keep talking.

917
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,876
[Adam on phone] Well, listen, honey,
I got it all arranged to get ya back here.

918
00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:52,544
Now, there's no connecting flight.

919
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:55,422
So I got you on
a nice little bus to Columbus.

920
00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,175
And then there's another flight
on another plane.

921
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,344
Well, Morgan's got all the dope.
He'll put you on the bus.

922
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:04,473
And I'll be waiting here with open arms.
Mona?

923
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,934
Say something, Mona.
Didn't you hear what he said?

924
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:09,228
He's gonna be waiting for you
with open arms.

925
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,149
- Sweetheart--
- No, Mona.

926
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:15,943
Adam? Adam?

927
00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:21,073
Somehow,
this ls gonna all and up being my fault.

928
00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:23,283
- How did she take it?
- Not friendly.

929
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,744
Not friendly at all.
What's the matter with you women?

930
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:26,662
Men.

931
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:31,625
♪ Hello ♪

932
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:35,170
♪ What sweet magic brought you ♪

933
00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:37,131
♪ My way? ♪

934
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,341
♪ Hello ♪

935
00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:41,260
♪ Rainbow girl ♪

936
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,638
♪ On that rainy day ♪

937
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:49,017
♪ I was on the town
that Sunday in Manhattan ♪

938
00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:50,394
♪ Wishing for a someone like you ♪

939
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:53,272
Do you mind if I
turn that...that...thing off?

940
00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:55,649
If you like.

941
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:57,776
♪ There was my wish
coming... ♪

942
00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,862
I've seen batty dames,
but not in your league.

943
00:54:01,864 --> 00:54:03,365
Ike]
You take the championship by default.

944
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:04,283
Thank you.

945
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,702
This is an evening
I won't forget in a hurry.

946
00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:10,497
Just exactly what are you
so outraged about?

947
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,417
- You have to ask me?
- Yes, I do!

948
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:16,295
You've been carrying on
around here for 20 minutes.

949
00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,839
And just how have you been imposed on?

950
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:22,176
It's how I was almost imposed on.

951
00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:24,595
Well, almost isn't is.

952
00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:26,180
And sit down.

953
00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:32,603
I should have been suspicious
from the very beginning.

954
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:36,315
That--that wholesome attitude
towards a love affair.

955
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,275
That's about the most
unwholesome approach

956
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:39,860
I ever hope to encounter!

957
00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:42,905
Love affair?
Is that what you call it?

958
00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:45,407
[scoffs]
There's hypocrisy for you.

959
00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:48,076
I wouldn't use that word,
if I were you.

960
00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:50,788
My, aren't you righteous?

961
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:52,873
What would have happened
if I hadn't told you

962
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,208
and we'd gone through with it?

963
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,585
You probably would have
insisted I marry you.

964
00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:58,796
I would have felt obligated.

965
00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:03,801
[Eileen] And are you obligated
to any of the others,

966
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:07,429
like that dimwit who's been
begging you for a late date?

967
00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:10,307
Or any of the others
you've been picking up

968
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:11,725
on 5th Avenue buses?

969
00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,435
In their instances,
I'm not responsible.

970
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:16,021
And who made you responsible
in my instance?

971
00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:17,439
I would have felt it.

972
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:20,442
Why? The initiative was certainly mine.

973
00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,487
I didn't merely suggest.
I finally had to demand.

974
00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:26,657
You couldn't possibly
have that saintly a character.

975
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,283
It's not a question of character.

976
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:30,577
In a situation like this a
girl's not supposed to be a--

977
00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:32,037
uh, a--a beginner.

978
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,832
A girl has to start some time.

979
00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:36,792
Not with me.

980
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:41,296
A man reserves the right
to make a choice.

981
00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:44,007
Who do you think you're talking to?

982
00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:46,677
A--a 16-year-old farm girl

983
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:48,679
you're selling into white slavery?

984
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,013
That's my position.

985
00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,308
You mean if I call you next week

986
00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:54,601
and explain there
have been others

987
00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:55,811
it will be all right?

988
00:55:57,145 --> 00:55:57,938
Yes.

989
00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,982
[shouts]
Call me next week!

990
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,904
There--there's something
the matter with you.

991
00:56:06,238 --> 00:56:08,490
A--a decent, intelligent,
cultured girl

992
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:09,825
takes it into her head
to be seduced

993
00:56:09,992 --> 00:56:12,494
by a perfect stranger
for--for no reason

994
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:13,328
on a whim.

995
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,706
No reason?

996
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,500
How dare you say no reason?

997
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:19,585
What reason?

998
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:21,837
You were gritting your teeth

999
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,297
at the idea of having dinner with me

1000
00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:25,382
so you could get
to your late date.

1001
00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:26,592
Admit it!

1002
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,137
You think you're the first man
I've lost like this?

1003
00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:31,471
Well, I'm sick of it,

1004
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:34,433
and I'm gonna do as people have to do
in this world.

1005
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,976
I'm gonna conform.

1006
00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:39,897
That's all I'm doing.
I'm--I'm meeting the competition.

1007
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:41,773
I was not gritting my teeth.

1008
00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:43,734
Oh, there's an answer.

1009
00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:57,331
You're making a big mistake.

1010
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,959
Yeah, my brother told me
I was making a mistake.

1011
00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:03,962
Sitting right there,
he said I was entirely wrong

1012
00:57:04,129 --> 00:57:05,547
about today's morality.

1013
00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:08,550
And he swore to me
on his sacred honor

1014
00:57:08,717 --> 00:57:10,093
he didn't sleep with girls.

1015
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:14,765
The nightgown in that closet
is not mine.

1016
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,226
Maybe it's your mother's.

1017
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:20,979
Did you see it?

1018
00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:22,981
And my mother doesn't live here

1019
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:25,525
and she doesn't have
any sister in Yonkers either.

1020
00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:37,955
When my brother and I
had to be...really sure,

1021
00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:40,707
when it was something important,

1022
00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:42,501
we always said
"sacred honor."

1023
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:46,171
I won't forgive him for that.

1024
00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:50,175
Oh, now...

1025
00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:53,345
on that subject,
I'd lie to my sister.

1026
00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:57,349
There's something in what you say.

1027
00:57:58,141 --> 00:57:59,977
Uh, not much,
but--but something.

1028
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:01,687
Thank you.

1029
00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:04,856
Well, maybe people don't go around

1030
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:06,733
painting scarlet letters on girls
nowadays,

1031
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:07,693
I'll give you that, but...

1032
00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:09,528
but this business of having an affair

1033
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:10,988
is still something personal.

1034
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:12,906
When wasn't it?

1035
00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:16,410
Well, I mean,
what's understandable

1036
00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:19,955
and excusable for some just
isn't justifiable for others.

1037
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,375
And I belong in the group
for whom it's forbidden?

1038
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:24,876
In my opinion, yes.

1039
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:27,087
Well, thank you for the election!

1040
00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:29,089
I'd like to resign
and get in the other group.

1041
00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:30,424
Who do I see?

1042
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:34,344
Now, listen, you have a very
unhealthy attitude about this.

1043
00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:37,180
No! My attitude's healthy.

1044
00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:39,391
Gymnasium's unhealthy.

1045
00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:42,519
Look, look, you've waited this long.

1046
00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:44,021
Can't you wait a little longer?

1047
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:47,607
- How long?
- Till you fall in love.

1048
00:58:49,735 --> 00:58:50,777
I am in love.

1049
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,696
[slow jazz music]

1050
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:53,655
You are?

1051
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,033
With whom?

1052
00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:58,535
A man in Albany.

1053
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,079
Married man, huh?

1054
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:03,040
No-

1055
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:05,333
What's the problem?

1056
00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:07,669
He hasn't asked me.

1057
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:09,880
What's the matter with him?

1058
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,051
He thinks something's the matter with me.

1059
00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,095
Oh, I see.

1060
00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:19,848
That he asked you, huh?

1061
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:23,185
Any advice?

1062
00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:24,978
No, no.

1063
00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:29,691
Doesn't that woman's intuition
tell you anything?

1064
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,152
Hasn't opened its mouth.

1065
00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:35,989
What's this boyo like?

1066
00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:41,620
Handsome,
a fabulous athlete.

1067
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:45,624
Witty...considerate...

1068
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,293
thoughtful, handsome--

1069
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:49,461
You said "handsome."

1070
00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:51,129
You can say it again.

1071
00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:53,965
So, he's got a million dollars,
too, huh?

1072
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:55,258
Oh, more than that.

1073
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,804
They're the richest family in Albany.

1074
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:03,183
How'd you have the guts
to say no in the first place?

1075
01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:07,145
Oh, it just didn't seem right.

1076
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:12,067
Oh, the next generation's
gonna have it easier.

1077
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:14,861
It'll be all clear-cut by then,

1078
01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:16,446
either yes or no.

1079
01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:19,825
And my hunch is,
it's gonna be no.

1080
01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:23,995
The pendulum always swings back.
It always has.

1081
01:00:25,664 --> 01:00:27,207
Well, that's optimistic.

1082
01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,293
I don't believe morality
ever really changes, not basically.

1083
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:35,924
People always have to start from scratch.

1084
01:00:41,179 --> 01:00:43,223
And when you're a kid
and you play post office...

1085
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:46,685
and you get nervous
and embarrassed...

1086
01:00:48,562 --> 01:00:50,021
and your palms perspire...

1087
01:00:51,273 --> 01:00:53,316
Well, palms perspired
in the year 1800

1088
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,235
and they'll perspire
in the year 2000.

1089
01:00:58,321 --> 01:00:59,364
[Mike]
Nature is constant.

1090
01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:02,409
Beginners will always
be pure in heart...

1091
01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:05,787
and palms will always perspire.

1092
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,415
You ought to write a book.

1093
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,458
Everybody else thinks we're going to Hell.

1094
01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:14,296
I am writing a book,
and I'm on schedule.

1095
01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:15,755
Six more months in Philadelphia

1096
01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:17,674
and then off to Tokyo
as a correspondent.

1097
01:01:21,052 --> 01:01:21,970
[Mike]
The book's all outlined.

1098
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,056
I just think you ought to be sure of
what you believe in

1099
01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:28,143
before you sound off
between hard covers.

1100
01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:31,855
I...I think you're more than a talker.

1101
01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:34,065
I have a hunch you'll make it.

1102
01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:35,483
Thank you.

1103
01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:38,945
I'll be looking in the bookstore windows.

1104
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,406
Maybe I'll even buy a copy.

1105
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:43,783
I'll send you one.

1106
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:45,869
Don't forget, now.

1107
01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:47,704
No-

1108
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:52,167
Hello!

1109
01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:55,921
I didn't knock because
I wanted to surprise you.

1110
01:01:57,631 --> 01:02:00,550
I drove from Albany
in two hours and 20 minutes.

1111
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,427
[laughs]

1112
01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:03,929
I want you to marry me.

1113
01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:06,431
Your mother and father
say it's okay with them.

1114
01:02:06,932 --> 01:02:09,142
I just hope it's all right
with your brother. Hi.

1115
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,144
- I'm Russell Wilson.

1116
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,437
I'm sorry. We haven't met.

1117
01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:13,730
I've heard an awful lot about you, though.

1118
01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:15,857
[stammers] Uh, how do you do?
I've heard a lot about you.

1119
01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:19,945
Hey, listen, my car is
double-parked downstairs

1120
01:02:20,111 --> 01:02:21,821
because I didn't know
whether you'd be here or not.

1121
01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:23,740
Let me find a garage
and I'll be right back.

1122
01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:32,415
Oh, I'm crazy about you,
you little monkey.

1123
01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:35,252
[laughs]
Hah!

1124
01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:42,968
The thing to do
is not to panic.

1125
01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:46,388
I was thinking screaming
might be appropriate.

1126
01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:50,517
Unrestrained,
hysterical screaming.

1127
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,895
[dramatic music]

1128
01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,105
Here.

1129
01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:03,905
There's a way out of this.
There must be.

1130
01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:07,701
How many brothers do you have?

1131
01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:10,287
Uh...one.

1132
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:11,538
Does he know that?

1133
01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:14,207
Are you considering
palming yourself off

1134
01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:15,750
as an actual brother of mine?

1135
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:17,794
Wh-wh-why not?
It's a good idea as a stopgap

1136
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:19,671
until we figure something out.

1137
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,008
Hey, I could be
a friend of your brother's.

1138
01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:25,719
Oh, why didn't I tell him
before he left?

1139
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:28,513
- That's made it worse.
- No, no. [stammers] That's good.

1140
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,973
It'll give us time to think of a story.

1141
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,309
Now, the simplest is the best.

1142
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:35,061
I'm an old friend.
And we got caught in the rain.

1143
01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,230
Hey, that's good! Stick to that.
I'm an old friend.

1144
01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:39,190
Would you do me
the favor of hurrying?

1145
01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:41,151
- I am.
- And leaving?

1146
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,322
- Before he comes back?
- Before.

1147
01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,741
Listen, it might be pertinent
to mention that Russ was

1148
01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:50,243
a member of
the Olympic boxing squad.

1149
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:52,620
There's something in what
you say about leaving.

1150
01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,789
No! Now, listen to me.

1151
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,458
Your boyfriend will be back here
any minute.

1152
01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:58,835
And I'm not crazy about
facing a possible violent fiancé

1153
01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:01,546
but I...I-I-I feel
I owe it to you to help.

1154
01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:02,881
You don't owe me anything.

1155
01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:04,215
I don't owe a normal girl anything.

1156
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:05,175
But you're kind of a nut.

1157
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:07,844
I'll be the one to tell him.

1158
01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:13,350
- When?
- I won't just blurt It out.

1159
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:16,811
We'll--we'll talk for a while
and--and have a drink.

1160
01:04:16,978 --> 01:04:18,313
That's It.
I'll take you both to dinner

1161
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,731
and we'll have
a couple of martinis

1162
01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:21,274
and I'll kind of work it around.

1163
01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:24,277
And...and we'll say
we're very old friends.

1164
01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:25,612
And we got caught in the rain.

1165
01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:27,947
And that's why we didn't
have our clothes on.

1166
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,785
And when he came in and thought
I was your brother

1167
01:04:31,951 --> 01:04:32,869
we were bewildered.

1168
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:36,289
And--and we were,
weren't we?

1169
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:40,210
Well--well, what's wrong
with that for a story?

1170
01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:42,712
- It's dishonest.
- What's dishonest about it?

1171
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:44,464
Look, nothing happened, Eileen.
Remember that.

1172
01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:46,341
Well, morally, it did.
That's why it's dishonest.

1173
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:47,967
Now, listen, Miss Abe Lincoln,

1174
01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:49,928
you got the chance to marry the
man you're really in love with.

1175
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:51,513
That happens once
in a couple of lifetimes

1176
01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:52,722
and you're not gonna blow it.

1177
01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:54,391
You just get upstairs
and put your clothes on.

1178
01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:56,476
I can't find my skirt!
Where is my skirt?

1179
01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:57,977
How do I know
where your skirt is?

1180
01:04:58,937 --> 01:04:59,562
Oh.

1181
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:02,315
Look, Mike, I appreciate
what you're trying to do, but--

1182
01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:03,691
Will you get going?

1183
01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:08,321
Long as I live, I will never
ride on a 5th Avenue bus again.

1184
01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:10,949
Yoo-hoo! Ha ha!
I'm back.

1185
01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:13,535
- Find a garage all right?
- Yep. Found one.

1186
01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,454
Ohh, let me look at you.

1187
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:18,581
[grunting]

1188
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,084
New York agrees with you.

1189
01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:22,836
Your face is all flushed.

1190
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:24,629
Well, I hurried dressing.

1191
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,424
I hurried from Albany.
I got two speeding tickets.

1192
01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:28,967
Oh, I'm sorry.

1193
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,928
Don't be silly!
I wouldn't have minded a dozen.

1194
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,765
Do you realize that--that
you have not been formally proposed to?

1195
01:05:37,225 --> 01:05:39,436
Eileen, will you do me
the great honor

1196
01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:40,478
of becoming my wife?

1197
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,279
- Oh, Russ!
- Oh!

1198
01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:51,781
Oh, he's your brother.
He understands.

1199
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:54,033
Sure, I understand.
Go right ahead.

1200
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,832
Uh...well!

1201
01:06:01,499 --> 01:06:02,917
Let's all have a drink to celebrate.

1202
01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:04,794
I-I make a mighty fine
martini, Russ.

1203
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:06,921
I don't drink, Adam,
but you go right ahead.

1204
01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:12,260
Well...just one little drink
on an occasion like this?

1205
01:06:12,427 --> 01:06:13,344
I don't think I'd better.

1206
01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:14,637
See I'm boxing next week

1207
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,055
in an American legion benefit

1208
01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:17,515
and, uh, you know.

1209
01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:19,809
- Uh-huh.
- Well, It's only four rounds.

1210
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,686
But you gotta
keep your hand in. Pow!

1211
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:23,021
- Unh !
- Right In there, huh?

1212
01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:26,232
But you go ahead.
I don't mind other people drinking.

1213
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:28,067
No, no, no. The mood's gone.

1214
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:32,155
Boy, if you think your folks are pleased,
you ought to see mine.

1215
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:34,157
I'm finally convinced that they
really do like you better

1216
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,158
than they do me.

1217
01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,077
No, I mean it,
absolutely every word of it.

1218
01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,372
My father thinks the sun
rises and sets in this one.

1219
01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:43,374
So does my mom.
I'm warning you right now.

1220
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:44,959
You're gonna have
a lot of in-law trouble.

1221
01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:47,003
Why, I couldn't be more flattered.

1222
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:48,838
I'm...very fond of them.

1223
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,343
When she and my father
get together,

1224
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:54,552
it's like I'm not even there.

1225
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:57,472
You know, he says she's a throwback

1226
01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,057
to the girls of his generation.

1227
01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:02,143
Yeah. Well, there's something
in what your father says.

1228
01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:04,145
Yes, there is.

1229
01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:06,523
[Russ]
We, uh, had a little fight about that.

1230
01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:07,899
Did she tell you we had a fight?

1231
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:09,526
Uh, well, she mentioned something

1232
01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:11,110
but she's--she's pretty
close-mouthed.

1233
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:13,112
Please stop talking about me!
It's embarrassing.

1234
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,614
[laughs]

1235
01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,574
She told me to go roll my hoop.

1236
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:18,368
[laughs]

1237
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,245
[Russ]
Never wanted to see me again.

1238
01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,121
Pretty good tactics though.
It brought me around.

1239
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:25,166
I'm very fond of your sister, Adam.

1240
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,209
[Mike]
Well, I approve.

1241
01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:29,420
Wh-when's the wedding gonna be?

1242
01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,756
Ah, that wedding's gonna be a humdinger.

1243
01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:34,050
We're gonna turn Albany upside down.

1244
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:36,177
My dad has gotten
the governor to accept.

1245
01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:39,347
Now, that's not a bad start
for a guest list. Huh?

1246
01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:40,515
No, it isn't.

1247
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:45,395
Hey, listen! You'll never guess
who my best man's gonna be.

1248
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:46,145
No-

1249
01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,439
It's someone you know.
Go ahead. Try.

1250
01:07:48,606 --> 01:07:50,900
Uh...well, that's a little difficult.

1251
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,611
I've give you a hint,
he was a classmate of yours.

1252
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:55,405
A classmate? Uh-huh.

1253
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,282
- Carl Levitt!
- [Mike] Yeah.

1254
01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:59,492
No. Eileen, don't help.
I want him to do it.

1255
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,246
- Light or dark hair?
- Light.

1256
01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:06,874
- Under or over 10"?
- Under. You're getting close.

1257
01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,085
- Heavy or light?
- Heavy.

1258
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,295
- Dave Bulleck!
- That's it!

1259
01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:11,504
You got it. Good for you.

1260
01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:14,716
I was gonna say Bulleck right off,
but I just wasn't sure.

1261
01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:18,011
[laughs]

1262
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,388
Well...we're gonna do it.

1263
01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:23,224
We're gonna take that really big leap.

1264
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,769
Russ, it's--it's not a spectator sport.

1265
01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:29,314
Oh...Adam doesn't mind.

1266
01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:33,484
Hey, listen,
what kind of plane do you fly?

1267
01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:35,987
- Uh, he--
- Well, all kinds.

1268
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:38,489
- Jets, mostly?
- Uh-huh.

1269
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:41,034
But you still fly propeller jobs,
don't you?

1270
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:42,285
Oh, sure. Every day.

1271
01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:44,579
I want to get a Cessna.
What do you think of the 180?

1272
01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:47,332
I've never heard a word against it.

1273
01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:49,834
Listen, I'm starving!
Uh, how about dinner?

1274
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:52,295
Hey, that's a good idea.
I'm as hungry as a bear. Get your coat.

1275
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:53,671
Well, it's sort of early,
isn't it?

1276
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:56,007
I was counting on taking both
of you to the Club Nero.

1277
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:58,926
- No. You two go there alone.
- I want you to come.

1278
01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:01,137
Besides, three people look
pretty funny dancing together.

1279
01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:05,391
Uh...we'll have a quiet dinner
around here someplace

1280
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,810
and discuss things
and then I'll pop off

1281
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:09,437
and you two carry on from there.
How's that?

1282
01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:11,939
- Fine!
- Done and done. We're off.

1283
01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:15,193
Hi, I had a couple hours to kill

1284
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,445
so I thought I'd come over
to find out what, uh...

1285
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:24,202
Uh, Russ...

1286
01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:28,539
I want you to meet my copilot,
Mike Mitchell.

1287
01:09:28,915 --> 01:09:32,293
Mike, this is Russ Wilson,
Eileen's fiancé.

1288
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:35,171
How do you do?

1289
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,173
Well, I'm only a 10-minute-old fiancé.

1290
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:38,383
It just happened.

1291
01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:42,178
Yeah! I was just proposed to.

1292
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:43,346
And I was accepted.

1293
01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:45,223
Adam's a witness, aren't you, Adam?

1294
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,726
Uh, yes. I'm a witness.
He--he can't get out of it.

1295
01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:50,353
Eileen's the one that can't get out of it.

1296
01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:52,230
I'd sue her for breach of promise.

1297
01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,201
So, what else is new?

1298
01:10:06,077 --> 01:10:07,787
[telephone ringing]

1299
01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:17,130
Hello.

1300
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,299
Oh, hello, Mother.

1301
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:23,428
Yeah.

1302
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:26,389
No, I'm very happy, Mother.

1303
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:29,517
Oh, just a second.

1304
01:10:29,684 --> 01:10:31,894
She wants to speak to you, Russ.

1305
01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,564
Mother? Hi.

1306
01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:37,066
Well, I'm happy that you're happy.

1307
01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:39,527
Yes, indee-- [laughs]

1308
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,988
Yes. Yes.

1309
01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:43,322
[Russ laughs]

1310
01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:44,449
[Russ]
Well, we will.

1311
01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,117
We will...

1312
01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,828
Now, now, Mother.
Please don't cry.

1313
01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:51,748
Yeah. All right. I promise.

1314
01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:54,333
Yes. Yes.

1315
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:57,253
All righty.
Hold on a minute.

1316
01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,088
She wants to talk to you, Adam.

1317
01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:06,929
Say hello for me.

1318
01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:17,857
[coughing]
Hello, Mother.

1319
01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:21,652
[coughing] No, I had a cold.
I'm getting over it.

1320
01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:24,697
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

1321
01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:26,115
That's a very good idea.

1322
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,367
Why don't you call me back
when you have more time?

1323
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:35,082
Listen, uh, why--why don't
you two run along

1324
01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:36,209
and meet us down in the lobby?

1325
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:38,252
There's something
I want to chew over with Mike, here.

1326
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,880
- Good Idea.
- We'll be along In a minute.

1327
01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,465
I'll pick up the car
and bring it around.

1328
01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:43,508
We'll meet you in the front.

1329
01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:53,559
- I'll bet you're puzzled.
- That's a good bet.

1330
01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:54,811
How's our mother?

1331
01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:56,854
[chuckles]
Let me explain things.

1332
01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:58,356
The girl's your sister.

1333
01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:00,817
And the man's Russ Wilson,
who's engaged to your sister.

1334
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:03,110
I'm clear on them.
It's you I'm not sure of.

1335
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:06,531
Uh-huh. Yeah, well, look,
we haven't got much time.

1336
01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:08,115
Uh, they're waiting
down in the lobby.

1337
01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:10,827
But I'll try and fill you in.
You see, uh...

1338
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,663
uh, I met your sister
on a 5th Avenue bus

1339
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,373
but we'd known each other
for a long time.

1340
01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:18,209
And, uh, anyway we got caught in the rain.

1341
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,461
You remember how it rained
this afternoon?

1342
01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:25,007
[chuckles]
Uh...and--and we got soaked.

1343
01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,469
And so since we were near here,
your sister said, uh,

1344
01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:31,514
why didn't I come up here and dry off
or I'd get pneumonia.

1345
01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,642
[chuckles] Because I started to sneeze,
as a matter of fact.

1346
01:12:35,059 --> 01:12:36,561
[sniffles]

1347
01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:40,231
And, uh, so,
to cut a long story short,

1348
01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:43,359
I was up here in a robe,
your robe, as a matter of fact.

1349
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,279
And, uh, we were just
talking about things, you know,

1350
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:49,532
just things in general,
when in walked Russ Wilson from Albany.

1351
01:12:52,118 --> 01:12:53,828
That's the fellow your sister's
been going around with.

1352
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,663
I know who he is.

1353
01:12:55,830 --> 01:12:58,416
Well--well, he didn't know who you were.
He thought I was you.

1354
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:02,420
And besides, he'd come
rushing down here to propose.

1355
01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:05,923
Marriage! 80 you can imagine
how embarrassing that was.

1356
01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:07,091
What were we gonna do?

1357
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:10,219
And, uh...
Eileen was gonna spill it right off

1358
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:13,306
and I said, "No, no man
can take that head-on."

1359
01:13:13,598 --> 01:13:15,141
So we were gonna take him to dinner

1360
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:16,601
and tell him
in a better atmosphere.

1361
01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:19,770
The son of a gun doesn't drink.

1362
01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,898
Uh, that's where we were going
when you...

1363
01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:28,070
And--and that's where we were
going when you walked in,

1364
01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:28,946
her brother.

1365
01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,239
I know who I am.

1366
01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:34,035
What's bothering you?

1367
01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:35,620
What do you think's bothering me?

1368
01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:37,038
I haven't the faintest idea.

1369
01:13:37,204 --> 01:13:38,789
Was my sister in a robe?

1370
01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:40,917
No, of course not!

1371
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,376
Didn't she get soaked
in the rain?

1372
01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:45,171
Well, yes, but she had other
clothes to change into.

1373
01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:47,298
Now, listen,
it's no skin off my nose

1374
01:13:47,465 --> 01:13:49,175
if your sister's
marriage blows up or not.

1375
01:13:49,508 --> 01:13:51,469
I think she's a nice kid,
and I like that Wilson, too.

1376
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:54,347
And you can go over the story I
told you with a fine tooth comb

1377
01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:56,057
and it's substantially the truth.

1378
01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:57,224
What do you mean substantially?

1379
01:13:57,391 --> 01:13:59,226
Substantially means 99 percent.

1380
01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,020
What the hell is this, a quiz show?

1381
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,399
What are we supposed to do at dinner?

1382
01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:09,070
Oh...well,
we'll tell him the truth.

1383
01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:12,615
I don't know exactly when,
but we'll feel our way and...

1384
01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:13,824
and your being along helps.

1385
01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:15,076
We'll say we're old friends, okay?

1386
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,041
Was my sister in a robe?

1387
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,376
Will you get your mind
out of the gutter!

1388
01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:24,919
I told you she wasn't.

1389
01:14:27,505 --> 01:14:28,464
They're waiting in the lobby.

1390
01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:30,549
Here.

1391
01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:33,844
[bright music]

1392
01:14:40,601 --> 01:14:42,186
- Hello, Watomi.
- Welcome.

1393
01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:45,106
Good evening.
May I use your telephone?

1394
01:14:45,272 --> 01:14:46,399
- Certainly.
- Thank you.

1395
01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,318
Is the end room free for four?

1396
01:14:50,152 --> 01:14:52,530
[instrumental music]

1397
01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:03,582
Uh, Gladys. Gladys,
are they canceling incoming flights?

1398
01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:05,209
No. Nothing's canceled yet.

1399
01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:10,297
If there's any change,
will you call me at Chelsea 43098?

1400
01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:12,425
Pray for me, Gladys.

1401
01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:13,884
If that Columbus flight is delayed,

1402
01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:15,344
my life isn't worth a nickel.

1403
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,227
Right this way, please, sir.

1404
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,523
Ike]
Let's start with some tempura,

1405
01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:29,400
uh, extra on the shrimp,

1406
01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:32,361
and some oshinko
and--and gohan.

1407
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:33,738
Hey, can we have a drink?

1408
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,907
Listen, if you don't like sake,
how about a rum drink?

1409
01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,952
- Now, rum's mild.
- No. I'm gonna have to pass.

1410
01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:40,995
- Remember?
- What?

1411
01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:43,748
[laughs]

1412
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,333
- Eileen?
- No, thank you.

1413
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:49,045
- How about a drink?
- No, thanks.

1414
01:15:49,295 --> 01:15:50,421
Oh, come on.
Keep me company.

1415
01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:51,464
I'm on flight call.

1416
01:15:54,175 --> 01:15:54,800
No drinks.

1417
01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:57,219
Well...

1418
01:15:58,637 --> 01:15:59,722
congratulations to you both.

1419
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:00,931
Hey, you don't congratulate the bride,

1420
01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:02,266
just the groom.
That's me.

1421
01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:06,187
And congratulations really are in order.

1422
01:16:08,647 --> 01:16:09,565
Mike, you're invited to the wedding.

1423
01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:10,608
- [Russ] It's gonna be a humdinger.
- Thank you.

1424
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:11,358
Thank you.

1425
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,237
Proposal happened
right in front of me.

1426
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:18,908
[laughs] Yeah. I wish you could have
seen the look on his face.

1427
01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:20,326
Describe it.
I'm interested.

1428
01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:22,411
Well, I think his funniest
expression actually

1429
01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:24,580
was when I barged in the door
before the proposal.

1430
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:26,373
Both of them sitting there
in their bathrobes.

1431
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,124
[coughs]

1432
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,292
In their bathrobes.

1433
01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:31,879
Well, I came through that front
door like a...like a 707.

1434
01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:33,339
You all right?

1435
01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:35,508
I said, "How do you do?
My name is Russell Wilson.

1436
01:16:35,674 --> 01:16:36,842
I've heard a lot about you."

1437
01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:38,469
You really were pretty surprised
now, weren't you?

1438
01:16:39,470 --> 01:16:40,554
I was pretty surprised.

1439
01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:41,889
[laughs]

1440
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:47,895
Mike, what do you think
of the Cessna, the 180?

1441
01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:50,773
- Mike?
- What?

1442
01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:54,777
Ahem. The Cessna.
The 180, am)...

1443
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:57,113
W-what do you think of that
as an airplane, I mean?

1444
01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:58,155
Fine.

1445
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:03,953
Oh. Do you find jets are harder
to fly than propeller jobs?

1446
01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:05,996
I don't fly propeller jobs.

1447
01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:09,083
Oh, well, I thought you said

1448
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:10,584
you flew propeller airplanes.

1449
01:17:11,919 --> 01:17:13,254
He doesn't know they have propellers.

1450
01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:14,505
He never looks out the window.

1451
01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:16,090
Have some tea, Russ.

1452
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:18,759
Conclusion-jumping's dangerous.

1453
01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:21,595
A lot of things are dangerous.
I'm an old-fashioned brother.

1454
01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:24,390
Ahem.
Oh, you have a sister, too?

1455
01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:26,350
I've got a sister.

1456
01:17:27,434 --> 01:17:28,853
I understand you're quite an athlete.

1457
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,272
Well, not really. I...

1458
01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:33,816
Well, you were on the Olympic
boxing team, weren't you?

1459
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:35,609
- Yeah.
- I tried out for It too.

1460
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:38,445
- Got as far as the semifinals.
- [Russ] That's not bad.

1461
01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:40,573
Good enough for practical purposes.

1462
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:43,367
Yeah, well, everyone should
be able to defend themselves.

1463
01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:44,410
If they can.

1464
01:17:47,037 --> 01:17:49,123
Excuse me. Excuse me.

1465
01:17:49,623 --> 01:17:51,625
- You own a foreign sport oar?
- Yeah.

1466
01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:53,252
It's blocking another car.

1467
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,379
The parking place fellow wants the car.

1468
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:57,464
Oh, boy. That's the way, always.

1469
01:17:57,631 --> 01:17:59,508
You leave them the key,
and they strip the gears.

1470
01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:00,885
Excuse me.

1471
01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:04,138
[Russ] That's the trouble
with a racing transmission.

1472
01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:06,307
That's a pity.
H was thinking of getting one.

1473
01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:08,517
[groans]

1474
01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:09,727
[dishes shatter]

1475
01:18:09,894 --> 01:18:11,896
- What did you do that for?
- Why not?

1476
01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:14,607
Adam, it wasn't anything like you think!

1477
01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:15,941
No, it wasn't.

1478
01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:18,360
Look, we just got caught In the rain.
That's all.

1479
01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,362
No. Stop protecting me, Mike!

1480
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:23,532
Oh, this is getting more
complicated every minute.

1481
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,620
The simple truth is, Adam,
I tried to get him to seduce me

1482
01:18:27,786 --> 01:18:28,746
and he wouldn't do it.

1483
01:18:29,330 --> 01:18:31,332
And that is exactly what happened.

1484
01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:35,252
He wouldn't have anything to do
with a...beginner.

1485
01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,797
That's the kind of man he is.

1486
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,841
That's the kind of man I am.

1487
01:18:41,759 --> 01:18:43,719
And naturally,
Russ thought he was you.

1488
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:47,431
It all happened in the last half-hour.

1489
01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:49,475
It seems a whole lot longer than that.

1490
01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:52,144
Now do you see what you've done?

1491
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,691
Mike, when I'm wrong, I admit it.

1492
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:01,987
I apologize.
I'm sorry.

1493
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:03,614
Okay.

1494
01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:08,118
But I still don't understand
what you were doing

1495
01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:10,120
in a bathrobe in the first place.

1496
01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:14,041
And I'm not gonna listen to
any more moralizing from you

1497
01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:15,751
Reverend Davidson,

1498
01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:18,963
not with a closet full
of women's lingerie.

1499
01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:20,923
- [Adam] Oh.
- [Eileen] Oh.

1500
01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:22,925
And you said
"sacred honor."

1501
01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:25,094
Oh, Adam, how could you?

1502
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:27,054
I-I never thought you'd lie to me
about anything.

1503
01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:28,347
I wasn't lying.

1504
01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:30,391
You swore you didn't sleep with girls!

1505
01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:32,476
That's the loophole, sleeping.

1506
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:34,478
Oh, Adam!

1507
01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:36,355
Well, he's right, technically.

1508
01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:43,028
Yeah, well, listen,
what's the strategy now?

1509
01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:46,156
The strategy is he's gonna
be told without strategy.

1510
01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:47,783
- By whom?
- By me.

1511
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,744
- Scratch one fiancé.
- Now, wait a minute, honey.

1512
01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:53,330
Now, let's not get carried away
with the truth.

1513
01:19:53,497 --> 01:19:54,748
I'm not saying to lie.

1514
01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:56,542
It's all in where you put the accent.

1515
01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:59,920
Now, you got caught in the rain,

1516
01:20:00,087 --> 01:20:01,297
got out of your clothes.

1517
01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:03,465
Russ came home,
thought you were me

1518
01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,509
and it seemed like a good joke.

1519
01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:08,178
- Ha ha.
- [Adam] Just get him In the mood.

1520
01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:09,972
Not here, but tonight,
while he's dancing.

1521
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,098
Good. Good.

1522
01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:14,435
Pick your spot.
Whisper in his ear.

1523
01:20:15,352 --> 01:20:15,978
What?

1524
01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:19,064
Well, I'll be you

1525
01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:21,650
and, uh...Mike, you be Russ.

1526
01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,073
Uh...

1527
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:30,451
[laughs]

1528
01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:31,827
- Russ?
- Yes?

1529
01:20:32,036 --> 01:20:33,370
I've got something so...

1530
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:36,665
[laughs]
laughable to tell you.

1531
01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,500
You--you'll--you'll
never believe me.

1532
01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:40,669
[laughs]

1533
01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:42,087
That's what I'm afraid of.

1534
01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:46,425
It'll work, Eileen.
Try it at the Club Nero.

1535
01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:50,387
- Telephone for you, sir.
- Thank you. Hello?

1536
01:20:50,804 --> 01:20:54,016
Adam, that Columbus plane
arrives in exactly 44 minutes.

1537
01:20:54,391 --> 01:20:56,977
- Mona's on it.
- I'll be right over.

1538
01:20:57,936 --> 01:21:00,230
Well, that's taken care of.
Boy, it's pouring out there.

1539
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:02,232
- I gotta go to the airport.
- Oh! We have to leave.

1540
01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:04,234
- No, not you. Just me.
- Uh, no, me too.

1541
01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:07,363
Uh, I have to check with the chief
about tomorrow's schedule.

1542
01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:09,740
Well, where do you have to go from?

1543
01:21:09,907 --> 01:21:10,908
Penn Station.

1544
01:21:11,575 --> 01:21:12,451
Penn Station?

1545
01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:15,371
Well, I always leave from there.
It's kind of a superstition.

1546
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,247
- Oh! You, too?
- No.

1547
01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:19,375
38th street airline terminal.
Don't worry. I can make it.

1548
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,001
Oh. No trouble at all.

1549
01:21:21,335 --> 01:21:22,711
We're going to Club Nero anyway.

1550
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:31,720
♪ I've got you under my skin ♪

1551
01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:34,932
♪ I've got you
deep in the heart of me ♪

1552
01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:36,350
See, I told you it'd be
a lot more comfortable

1553
01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:37,518
on your brother's lap.

1554
01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:39,978
[Russ]
Boy, look at that rain come down.

1555
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:42,398
Are you sure
you're gonna fly tonight?

1556
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:43,899
Huh? Oh,
it doesn't bother us.

1557
01:21:47,277 --> 01:21:49,363
Somebody ought to invent a new
kind of windshield wiper.

1558
01:21:49,613 --> 01:21:51,031
What do you use on a plane, Adam?

1559
01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:54,701
Oh, uh, uh,
there's a thing, you know.

1560
01:21:54,868 --> 01:21:55,619
Explain it to him.

1561
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,371
We use a windshield wiper.

1562
01:21:58,789 --> 01:21:59,415
That's it.

1563
01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:04,294
[instrumental music]

1564
01:22:17,474 --> 01:22:19,643
- Well, uh, so long, Russ.
- So long.

1565
01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:21,937
- See you at the field, Mike.
- [Adam] Right, Adam.

1566
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:23,105
Good-bye.

1567
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:24,773
Good-bye.

1568
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:27,526
I-I hope I see you again.

1569
01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:29,945
[Russ] That's a funny thing
to say to your brother.

1570
01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:32,656
Private joke.

1571
01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:35,701
Well...good-bye.

1572
01:22:37,578 --> 01:22:38,370
Good-bye.

1573
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:40,372
[Russ]
See you at the wedding!

1574
01:22:41,373 --> 01:22:44,585
[melancholic music]

1575
01:22:57,264 --> 01:22:59,016
Mrs. Treadman,
now--now, try to think.

1576
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,685
Uh, didn't your husband say
where the poker game would be?

1577
01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:05,355
I know I'm a union man myself,
but this is an emergency.

1578
01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:06,523
I need a pilot.

1579
01:23:07,441 --> 01:23:09,943
Well, if--if you reach him,
will you tell him to get in touch with me?

1580
01:23:11,778 --> 01:23:12,821
Made it by three minutes.

1581
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,448
Adam, you're from heaven.

1582
01:23:14,615 --> 01:23:15,616
Check the log on flight number four.

1583
01:23:15,782 --> 01:23:16,950
You're taking it out to Denver.

1584
01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:19,828
- Denver? Who, me?
- Boy, what a day this has been.

1585
01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,163
Phillip's down with appendicitis,

1586
01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:22,581
Blake's grounded in Fort William,

1587
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,791
Harvey's wife just called and told...

1588
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:27,044
- Well, hurry, will you?
- You must be crazy.

1589
01:23:27,211 --> 01:23:30,339
My girl's coming on that flight.
I'm in the doghouse already.

1590
01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:32,090
You're also on flight call.

1591
01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:35,594
- I'm reporting sick. I am sick.
- Hello. Drysdale here. Yeah.

1592
01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:38,263
[female announcer on PA]
...Superjet flight number 12

1593
01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:41,517
from St. Louis and Columbus
now arriving...

1594
01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:42,643
What am I gonna do in Denver?

1595
01:23:45,896 --> 01:23:50,776
[female announcer on PA]
Trans World Airlines Superjet flight four

1596
01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:52,819
Royal Ambassador Service

1597
01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:56,698
for Detroit, Chicago, and Denver

1598
01:23:56,949 --> 01:24:00,577
is now ready for boarding at gate eight.

1599
01:24:01,161 --> 01:24:03,622
- Oh, Adam, what I've been through!
- Mona, Mona, baby.

1600
01:24:03,789 --> 01:24:04,748
I'm sorry.

1601
01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:06,625
[Mona sobbing]

1602
01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,669
First, the bus
we were in broke down

1603
01:24:08,835 --> 01:24:09,962
in the middle of nowhere!

1604
01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:11,505
Yeah.
Step right this way.

1605
01:24:11,672 --> 01:24:13,090
And then they made us get out

1606
01:24:13,257 --> 01:24:14,132
while they jacked it up!

1607
01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:16,051
Oh, that's fine.

1608
01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:17,803
- And then It started to rain.
- Yeah.

1609
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,680
And they wouldn't let us
get back into the bus!

1610
01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:21,181
We had bad weather here, too.

1611
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:23,600
And it was raining so hard
I slipped and fell.

1612
01:24:23,767 --> 01:24:26,520
- Look. Where are we going?
- Yeah.

1613
01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:28,230
- Oh, we're going to Denver.
- Denver?

1614
01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:29,731
- What for?
- I'm flying the plane.

1615
01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:31,191
We'll be together.
I've got the ticket right here.

1616
01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:32,693
- Oh, no! No, no!
- Shh. It's all right, sweetheart.

1617
01:24:32,859 --> 01:24:34,903
- I don't wanna go to Denver!
- You do. We'll be together.

1618
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:37,197
I'm flying the plane.
I've got the ticket right here.

1619
01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:39,366
- Oh...
- It's all right. Excuse me.

1620
01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:42,035
Baby, just think,
you and me, together

1621
01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:43,579
in Denver, Colorado, huh?

1622
01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:46,039
Colorado?
But it's cold up there!

1623
01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:50,168
I personally guarantee you
that will not be your problem.

1624
01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:52,379
Oh, Adam!

1625
01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:55,591
[clears throat]

1626
01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:15,777
Hey!

1627
01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:18,655
Ugh!

1628
01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:26,455
[female announcer on PA]
...Chicago and Denver

1629
01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:29,291
is now in the final boarding stage.

1630
01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:30,834
It's incredible.

1631
01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:32,711
What a Sunday.

1632
01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:34,880
It's just like Korea.

1633
01:25:35,047 --> 01:25:36,965
Believe me.
They're dropping like flies.

1634
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:40,510
Are you going to fly this plane back,
too, Mr. Drysdale?

1635
01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:42,262
No. I'm gonna buy
a farm in Colorado

1636
01:25:42,429 --> 01:25:43,513
and just sit there...

1637
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,849
with an antiaircraft gun!

1638
01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:46,600
Oh.

1639
01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:53,982
- What's the matter?
- You're all right.

1640
01:25:54,232 --> 01:25:56,526
- What happened?
- You slipped.

1641
01:25:57,277 --> 01:25:59,404
You got a bad bump,
but don't worry about it.

1642
01:26:00,072 --> 01:26:01,782
Drysdale's taking the flight to Denver.

1643
01:26:01,948 --> 01:26:02,658
Oh.

1644
01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:05,994
Denver? He can't do that!
That's my flight!

1645
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:08,038
Now, don't excite yourself.

1646
01:26:08,205 --> 01:26:11,208
It's commendable that you're
so loyal to the company but it...

1647
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,545
[fast-paced music]

1648
01:26:23,887 --> 01:26:26,515
[engine roaring]

1649
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:29,643
Good-bye.

1650
01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:35,482
[jazz music]

1651
01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:27,534
[music continues]

1652
01:27:50,557 --> 01:27:51,975
[applauding]

1653
01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:57,189
[jazz music]

1654
01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:04,613
[laughs]

1655
01:28:06,823 --> 01:28:10,118
Oh, Russ, I have something
so laughable to tell you.

1656
01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:12,120
[laughs]

1657
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:13,538
I hope you think it's laughable.

1658
01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:16,082
Nobody ever accused me of
not having a sense of humor.

1659
01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:17,793
I know.

1660
01:28:20,045 --> 01:28:22,172
So...what's the funny?

1661
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:25,342
Well...

1662
01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:28,470
You know Adam, my brother?

1663
01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:30,722
- Yeah.
- He isn't.

1664
01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:33,475
Isn't what?

1665
01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:35,227
My brother!

1666
01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:37,020
The-the one you think is.

1667
01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:39,773
Uh...uh, you lost me.

1668
01:28:39,940 --> 01:28:42,275
Adam is Mike,
and Mike is Adam.

1669
01:28:42,734 --> 01:28:44,194
I can't wait to tell you
how it happened.

1670
01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:45,987
I know. I can't wait, either.

1671
01:28:46,738 --> 01:28:48,990
When you came
into the apartment

1672
01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,201
and saw me with Adam
on the couch,

1673
01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:52,911
you clear so far?

1674
01:28:53,245 --> 01:28:54,287
So far clear.

1675
01:28:55,372 --> 01:28:57,332
Well, that wasn't Adam.
That was Mike.

1676
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,752
Wasn't Adam?
Who wasn't Adam?

1677
01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,337
The man on the couch.

1678
01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:04,673
Your brother's name is Adam, isn't it?

1679
01:29:05,257 --> 01:29:06,007
Yes.

1680
01:29:06,591 --> 01:29:08,718
Well, then who's the fella
on the couch with the bathrobe?

1681
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:10,971
[chuckles]
That's the funny part.

1682
01:29:11,304 --> 01:29:12,722
It was a stranger!

1683
01:29:13,890 --> 01:29:16,351
Well, n-not a stranger,
I met him on a bus

1684
01:29:17,018 --> 01:29:19,729
and we went rowing,
and, um...

1685
01:29:20,814 --> 01:29:22,274
You know how it started
to rain this afternoon?

1686
01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:25,193
Well, we got wet,
and he started to sneeze.

1687
01:29:25,569 --> 01:29:28,280
Well, naturally, he had to take
his clothes off and--and then...

1688
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:36,288
That's not the way it was at all.

1689
01:29:38,456 --> 01:29:40,876
Russ, the way it was
was exactly the way it looked.

1690
01:29:41,376 --> 01:29:44,170
I was trying to get him
to make love to me.

1691
01:29:47,549 --> 01:29:48,800
No, Russ.
You've gotta believe me!

1692
01:29:48,967 --> 01:29:51,761
I...I only did it because I love you.

1693
01:29:52,095 --> 01:29:53,722
♪ Hello ♪

1694
01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:59,102
♪ What sweet magic
brought you my way? ♪

1695
01:29:59,603 --> 01:30:01,563
♪ Hello ♪

1696
01:30:01,938 --> 01:30:06,943
♪ Rainbow girl on that rainy day ♪

1697
01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:11,281
♪ I was on the town
that Sunday in Manhattan ♪

1698
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:14,075
♪ Wishing for at someone
like you ♪

1699
01:30:15,785 --> 01:30:18,663
[somber music]

1700
01:30:42,062 --> 01:30:44,856
Russ, stop looking like that.
Say what you're thinking.

1701
01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:46,650
Well, let's just sleep on it.

1702
01:30:49,402 --> 01:30:50,111
Okay.

1703
01:30:52,781 --> 01:30:53,740
And don't worry.

1704
01:30:54,324 --> 01:30:55,909
These things always have a way of...

1705
01:30:57,911 --> 01:30:58,787
working out.

1706
01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:00,830
Do they?

1707
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:06,795
I'll call you in the morning,

1708
01:31:07,879 --> 01:31:08,755
not too early.

1709
01:31:24,104 --> 01:31:26,523
[music continues]

1710
01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:50,755
[fast-paced music]

1711
01:31:53,299 --> 01:31:55,343
[tires screeching]

1712
01:31:58,555 --> 01:32:00,015
[dramatic music]

1713
01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:03,601
Ugh!

1714
01:32:20,910 --> 01:32:23,371
What do you mean she won't come out?
Go in there and get her!

1715
01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:26,249
Yeah, but, uh...all right.

1716
01:32:38,011 --> 01:32:38,762
Mona.

1717
01:32:41,264 --> 01:32:42,849
Mona, come on out!

1718
01:32:46,978 --> 01:32:48,229
D-d-did you, uh--

1719
01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:50,648
[female announcer on PA]
TWA Superjet flight four...

1720
01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:52,400
Mo-Mona!

1721
01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:54,402
Mona!

1722
01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:57,280
...for Denver is now completing

1723
01:32:57,447 --> 01:33:00,283
final boarding at gate five.

1724
01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:01,659
Passengers holding seats...

1725
01:33:01,826 --> 01:33:03,286
Look, uh, she got away.

1726
01:33:03,453 --> 01:33:05,121
I...I have to go now!

1727
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:07,499
Call me from Den--

1728
01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:15,048
[doorbell buzzes]

1729
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:17,675
Russ?

1730
01:33:29,187 --> 01:33:30,063
Russ?

1731
01:33:30,897 --> 01:33:31,689
[gasping]

1732
01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:34,609
You mean Russ isn't here?

1733
01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:35,777
No!

1734
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:37,779
What happened to you?

1735
01:33:37,946 --> 01:33:39,989
Uh...nothing, really.

1736
01:33:40,156 --> 01:33:42,992
I just jumped off a train and
got hit by some truck driver.

1737
01:33:43,785 --> 01:33:45,203
It feels like it could
have been his truck.

1738
01:33:45,370 --> 01:33:46,663
Uh, c-come in.

1739
01:33:47,831 --> 01:33:50,041
I'm sorry, I thought you'd be
here the whole night arguing

1740
01:33:50,208 --> 01:33:54,295
and I thought I could help
in the convincing.

1741
01:33:55,046 --> 01:33:55,839
Well, did you tell him?

1742
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:57,924
Uh, yes.

1743
01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,385
Well, how--how did he take it?

1744
01:34:01,386 --> 01:34:02,220
Very well.

1745
01:34:03,930 --> 01:34:04,973
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1746
01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:07,767
Well, that's fine.

1747
01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:09,727
I didn't have to come back at all, did I?

1748
01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:11,896
I guess not.

1749
01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:15,692
Well, it's just that
I wouldn't have felt right.

1750
01:34:15,859 --> 01:34:16,943
I figured I got you into this.

1751
01:34:17,861 --> 01:34:18,945
I should help get you out.

1752
01:34:19,779 --> 01:34:21,406
Oh, you didn't get me in.

1753
01:34:22,323 --> 01:34:24,117
Well. [sneezes]

1754
01:34:24,534 --> 01:34:27,328
And what you ought to get out of
are those wet clothes.

1755
01:34:27,912 --> 01:34:29,539
Uh...w-well--

1756
01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:31,374
Listen,
maybe you ought to sleep here tonight.

1757
01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,085
That couch makes into a good bed.

1758
01:34:34,252 --> 01:34:35,670
Adam sleeps on it when I'm here.

1759
01:34:36,838 --> 01:34:38,965
No, no.
I'd better get back.

1760
01:34:39,132 --> 01:34:41,551
Oh, it's too late to start back
to Philadelphia tonight.

1761
01:34:42,468 --> 01:34:44,637
Yes, sleep over.
That's much more sensible.

1762
01:34:47,932 --> 01:34:49,267
I shouldn't spend the night here.

1763
01:34:49,934 --> 01:34:52,812
You can be trusted.
I'll testify you can be trusted.

1764
01:34:54,647 --> 01:34:55,773
Well, I appreciate it very much.

1765
01:34:56,482 --> 01:34:57,442
Don't mention it...

1766
01:34:57,942 --> 01:34:59,986
and I mean don't mention it.

1767
01:35:01,362 --> 01:35:03,865
Let's see, there's some pajamas
in the top drawer in the closet

1768
01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:07,076
and, uh, some new toothbrushes
in the bathroom...

1769
01:35:07,744 --> 01:35:09,579
Oh, and I'm making you
a hot whiskey.

1770
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:15,835
Get going!
I have to get some sleep.

1771
01:35:19,422 --> 01:35:21,799
[somber music]

1772
01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:01,673
My brother has good taste
in pajamas.

1773
01:36:01,965 --> 01:36:02,715
[Mike chuckles]

1774
01:36:03,216 --> 01:36:05,009
- [Eileen] Ouch!
- What did you do?

1775
01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:06,803
I burned myself.

1776
01:36:07,470 --> 01:36:09,305
Boy, this thing really fights me.

1777
01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:11,099
Last time, I left the current on

1778
01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:12,767
and the whole bar caught fire.

1779
01:36:14,394 --> 01:36:15,186
Here you go.

1780
01:36:15,687 --> 01:36:17,438
- Oh, thank you.
- Drink up.

1781
01:36:18,398 --> 01:36:21,317
- Oh, aren't you having one?
- I haven't a cold.

1782
01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:29,909
Uh, isn't it possible Russ will come
around here early in the morning?

1783
01:36:30,535 --> 01:36:33,079
He said he'd call first.
It won't be early.

1784
01:36:33,830 --> 01:36:35,498
I think it's kind of dangerous for you.

1785
01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:38,126
Tell you what I'll do.
I'll, uh...

1786
01:36:39,502 --> 01:36:40,628
I'll get up at five o'clock.

1787
01:36:40,962 --> 01:36:42,213
Oh, you don't need
to get up that early.

1788
01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:43,548
Eight o'clock is plenty of time.

1789
01:36:43,715 --> 01:36:45,091
Let's not take any more chances.

1790
01:36:46,009 --> 01:36:47,260
I gotta be at the office anyway.

1791
01:36:47,427 --> 01:36:49,220
I'll be up and away by five

1792
01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:50,805
and I-I'll make the couch, too.

1793
01:36:52,015 --> 01:36:53,516
That's very thoughtful of you.

1794
01:36:55,518 --> 01:36:56,728
You're the one that's thoughtful.

1795
01:36:58,062 --> 01:36:59,731
Well, let's say we're both thoughtful.

1796
01:37:08,990 --> 01:37:09,866
Goodnight.

1797
01:37:10,950 --> 01:37:11,826
Goodnight.

1798
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:14,120
Good-bye, too,
if you're going at five.

1799
01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:18,958
[Eileen, softly]
Good-bye.

1800
01:37:20,251 --> 01:37:20,960
Good-bye.

1801
01:37:21,586 --> 01:37:23,087
I wish you all the happiness
in the world.

1802
01:37:24,213 --> 01:37:25,590
You're a remarkable girl.

1803
01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:27,717
Russ is a very lucky man.

1804
01:37:28,718 --> 01:37:29,761
Thank you, sir.

1805
01:37:31,262 --> 01:37:32,263
Mind if I kiss the bride?

1806
01:37:32,972 --> 01:37:33,931
It's customary.

1807
01:37:42,690 --> 01:37:46,861
[romantic music]

1808
01:37:58,247 --> 01:38:00,833
[somber music]

1809
01:38:09,842 --> 01:38:11,511
Drop me a line
from Japan sometime

1810
01:38:11,677 --> 01:38:12,470
if you feel like it...

1811
01:38:14,138 --> 01:38:15,056
to the paper.

1812
01:38:15,890 --> 01:38:17,183
You won't be working there anymore.

1813
01:38:18,184 --> 01:38:19,769
Oh. Say, that's right.

1814
01:38:20,728 --> 01:38:21,938
Well, they'll forward it.

1815
01:38:28,152 --> 01:38:29,028
Goodnight.

1816
01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:30,488
Goodnight.

1817
01:39:22,957 --> 01:39:25,835
[bright music]

1818
01:39:44,479 --> 01:39:46,481
Mona, I know you're there.
I hear your breathing.

1819
01:39:46,647 --> 01:39:48,441
Look, say something to him. Go ahead.

1820
01:39:48,691 --> 01:39:51,819
Okay, I'll say something.
I have nothing to say.

1821
01:39:52,153 --> 01:39:53,654
Listen, Mona,
I'm too old for this sort of thing.

1822
01:39:53,821 --> 01:39:56,282
We're gonna get married,
just you and me.

1823
01:39:56,616 --> 01:39:58,701
- [Adam on phone] Will you marry me?
- Marry you?

1824
01:39:59,285 --> 01:40:00,286
Why, I wouldn't marry you

1825
01:40:00,453 --> 01:40:01,871
if I were the last man on Earth.

1826
01:40:03,414 --> 01:40:04,081
Adam?

1827
01:40:05,249 --> 01:40:07,210
Did you say "marry?"

1828
01:40:08,252 --> 01:40:08,836
Yes.

1829
01:40:09,253 --> 01:40:10,087
Oh...

1830
01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:11,797
Adam.

1831
01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:17,261
You did fine, kid.
I'll see you tomorrow.

1832
01:40:18,763 --> 01:40:20,598
Congratulations.
I know you'll be very happy.

1833
01:40:21,599 --> 01:40:23,643
[instrumental music]

1834
01:40:26,103 --> 01:40:27,313
Well, bigmouth,

1835
01:40:27,855 --> 01:40:29,065
are you happy now?

1836
01:40:35,988 --> 01:40:38,407
[bright music]

1837
01:41:57,445 --> 01:41:58,654
Eileen, you wake up!

1838
01:41:59,655 --> 01:42:01,657
Ike]
Uh...now--now, listen.

1839
01:42:01,824 --> 01:42:03,492
I've locked you in and
I've thrown the key out the window.

1840
01:42:03,659 --> 01:42:05,786
And I'll go down to the
superintendent tomorrow morning

1841
01:42:05,953 --> 01:42:07,079
and tell him to let you out.

1842
01:42:07,830 --> 01:42:08,539
Eileen?

1843
01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:09,874
Pay attention!

1844
01:42:11,208 --> 01:42:13,544
I-I know I haven't got
as much money as Russ Wilson

1845
01:42:14,295 --> 01:42:15,379
but--but just remember that

1846
01:42:15,671 --> 01:42:17,131
it doesn't cost much to live in Japan

1847
01:42:17,757 --> 01:42:20,092
and...and I've got
a fairly nice character!

1848
01:42:20,551 --> 01:42:21,844
Or, well, I can prove
I got a nice character!

1849
01:42:22,011 --> 01:42:23,179
I threw the key out the window!

1850
01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:26,932
And after all,
you're the kind of girl who...

1851
01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:28,934
thinks she has to marry the man.

1852
01:42:29,352 --> 01:42:31,479
And...a-and it's no use saying
that we've only

1853
01:42:31,646 --> 01:42:32,730
known each other one day.

1854
01:42:33,648 --> 01:42:35,399
People live together for 20 years

1855
01:42:35,566 --> 01:42:37,818
and--and they don't know
each other as well as we do.

1856
01:42:39,612 --> 01:42:40,655
Well, go to sleep now...

1857
01:42:43,240 --> 01:42:43,908
and I'll...

1858
01:42:45,701 --> 01:42:47,495
I'll call you from Philadelphia tomorrow

1859
01:42:50,956 --> 01:42:53,793
and...and you can tell me whether
I should come back or not.

1860
01:42:54,919 --> 01:42:55,544
And, uh...

1861
01:42:57,963 --> 01:42:58,589
Goodnight.

1862
01:43:03,135 --> 01:43:04,387
I-I left something out.

1863
01:43:06,889 --> 01:43:07,807
I love you, Eileen.

1864
01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,686
Remember that part.
It's important.

1865
01:43:11,852 --> 01:43:14,188
[romantic music]

1866
01:43:17,149 --> 01:43:18,401
Yes, it is important.

1867
01:43:22,196 --> 01:43:23,197
Oh, no.

1868
01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:28,703
Why aren't you locked
in the bedroom?

1869
01:43:29,453 --> 01:43:30,538
I'm sorry.

1870
01:43:31,539 --> 01:43:33,958
I just wanted to be sure
the water heater was unplugged.

1871
01:43:41,382 --> 01:43:43,467
I'll go down in the street
and look for the key.

1872
01:43:44,552 --> 01:43:45,594
You'll never find it.

1873
01:43:46,345 --> 01:43:47,263
I might.

1874
01:43:48,264 --> 01:43:49,432
I've got to try.

1875
01:43:51,016 --> 01:43:51,934
You did try.

1876
01:43:55,938 --> 01:43:58,441
[music continues]

1877
01:44:17,585 --> 01:44:19,295
[bright music]

1878
01:44:21,422 --> 01:44:23,048
[Adam'
And so they were married

1879
01:44:23,549 --> 01:44:25,551
and went to Japan
for their honeymoon

1880
01:44:26,552 --> 01:44:28,804
and had three lovely daughters

1881
01:44:29,305 --> 01:44:31,640
who grew up and were lectured
by their father

1882
01:44:32,224 --> 01:44:33,934
and of course me,
their uncle,

1883
01:44:34,518 --> 01:44:36,854
on the nice things
that can happen to a girl

1884
01:44:37,188 --> 01:44:38,689
if she remains virtuous

1885
01:44:39,398 --> 01:44:42,067
even on a rainy Sunday
in New York.

1886
01:44:45,488 --> 01:44:47,072
[music continues]
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