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[♪]

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That was very good,
that last one. Yeah.

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Mommy, "What is grey,
has big ears

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a long trunk,
and weighs only three pounds?"

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I don't know. What is grey,
has big ears, a long trunk

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and weighs only three pounds?

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"A very, very,
very thin elephant."

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[LAUGHS]

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Heh-heh!
You got me there, partner.

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Now,

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what kind of a table
has no legs?

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A timetable.
Oh...

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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Grandma's here.
Grandma.

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[♪]

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Okay, sweetie, here we go.
We're gonna see Grandma, huh?

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How is my little angel?
Fine.

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Ah, and where is Mommy?

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Hi, Mrs. Stephens.
Oh, there you are, Samantha.

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Oh, and there he is.

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Guess what Grandma
has brought for her precious.

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Oh, what is that?
[CHUCKLES]

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And this is
for the littlest princess.

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What is that?

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Oh, Mrs. Stephens.
I think it's a top.

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You don't have to bring them
something every time you come.

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Well, if I were here
as often as your mother,

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you'd probably be right.

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[GASPS]

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Oh, look.
What is that?

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Oh, it's a top.

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Oh, look, Mommy.

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Thank you, Grandma.

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Oh, it's beautiful.

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Why, I haven't seen
one of those

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since I...

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It must be very old.
Oh, yes.

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Yes, it was given to me
by my grandmother.

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Well, Tabitha,
you take very good care of that.

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It's a real antique.

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Wow,

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it must be a thousand years old.

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Not quite.

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But you're close.

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You know, Darrin stopped by
the house last week,

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and I thought
he looked awfully thin.

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Well, I-I hope you told him.

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He's been trying to lose
a few pounds.

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[SOBBING]

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Oh, Tabitha,
I'm surprised at you.

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Now,
you're old enough to share.

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But it's an antique,
and he might break it.

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Well,
he can play with it

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if he promises to be
very, very careful.

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Promise, Adam?

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All right, sweetheart.

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Let him play with it
for a little while.

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[♪]

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I hope you don't misunderstand,
Samantha.

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I'm sure you do
your best

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to cook the things
that Darrin likes.

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But perhaps I'd better
give you the recipes

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for some of the
favorite dishes of his.

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[♪]

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[NARRATOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

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[♪]

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[

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[♪

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[♪]

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[♪]

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What--? What was that?

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What do you mean?

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The-- The doll.

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It floated through the air

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from Adam right over to Tabitha.

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Yes. Weird, isn't it?

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Uh, Tabitha, I think
the only thing to do--

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Excuse me.

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- is put this away until you two
have learned how to share.

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Now, why don't you
and Adam go out in the back

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and play for a while?

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Okay. Come on, Adam,
let's go outside and share.

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Come on, sweetie.
Come on.

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There you go.
Take the top outside.

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That's good.

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Well, how about a cup of coffee?
I have some in the kitchen.

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Oh, never mind the coffee.
What about the doll?

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You mean, you noticed it too?

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Huh?

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Mrs. Stephens,
you were right about that doll.

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I-it did fly across the room.

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Did it ever occur to you

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that you might have been
the one who moved it?

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Me?

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Of course.

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It's a question
of mind over matter.

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Mrs. Stephens, isn't it true
that you were worried about

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Adam playing with
your grandmother's doll,

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that he might damage it?

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Yes.

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It's simple.

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Your subconscious willed
that the doll be

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in the hands of Tabitha

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where it would be safe.

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[♪]

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Come.

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What are you doing?

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I'm testing my powers,
what do you think?

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Come.

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I did it.

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There's no doubt about it,
I do have the power.

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But why is it
I've never been aware of it?

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Well, uh,

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from what little I-I've read,

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supernatural powers
have a tendency to come and go.

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Mostly go. This will probably
never happen again.

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Oh, no. No.

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And I know where
my powers come from.

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My grandmother,
the one who gave me this doll,

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people said
she had unusual powers.

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Really?

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You know,
this could come in very handy.

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At my Tuesday night
bridge club, for example.

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M-Mrs. Stephens,

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I swear I will not tell
a soul about this,

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a-a-and I assume
you won't either.

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Why not?

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Well, I-I-I don't know
too much about it,

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but, uh, it seems to me

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that people shouldn't
fool around with the unknown.

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And I certainly wouldn't
tell anybody about this.

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Most people are disbelievers,

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and they'd just think
that you're--

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Screwy?

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Samantha,

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you must promise me
never to tell a soul about this.

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[♪]

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[♪]

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Where the devil
have you been?

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Funny you should mention
the devil.

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Phyllis, do you mind telling me
where you've been all day?

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Been?

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I've been to the library, studying.

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The library?

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I didn't think
you even knew where it was.

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What are you studying?

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Oh, nothing.

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Phyllis, if you've got
something to say, say it.

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My lips are sealed.

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Good.

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I'm gonna mix
myself a drink.

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Oh, wait. Wait, Frank,

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I-I have something
to tell you.

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What is it?

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Oh, Frank, I found out

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something
about myself today.

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Yeah?

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I have supernatural powers.

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What do you mean, supernatural?

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What do you think I mean
by supernatural?

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Well, I think that it means
things that aren't natural.

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But that's not what
you mean, is it?

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That's exactly what I mean.

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Good grief.

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I'm gonna call Dr. Rhinehouse.
You've wigged out.

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Oh, really?

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Would you like a demonstration?

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I will that hourglass

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to fly off that shelf

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and over to my beloved husband.

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Go.

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You're right, let's go,
to see Dr. Rhinehouse.

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You go see Dr. Rhinehouse.

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I'm gonna find out
what's happened to my power.

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Wherever you go,
I'm going with you.

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Hi, sweetheart.
H-how was your game?

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Great.
But it'll improve.

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How did it go
with my mother today?

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We had a very
interesting visit.

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Well, what do you mean,
"interesting"?

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Well, uh, wh-why don't you
let me fix you a drink

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and then I'll tell you
all about it?

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I have a feeling this is gonna
be a two-drink story.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]
Well--

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Uh, you answer that,
I'll get your drink.

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[♪]

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Oh, hi--

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Samantha, I've got to talk
to you, privately.

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Mother, aren't you even
gonna say hello to me?

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Honey, it's Darrin.
Our son?

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Oh, I'm so sorry, dear.

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How was your golf game?

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Terrible, thanks.

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Well, don't be surprised
if it improves.

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Come, Samantha.

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You know what this
is all about?

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Your mother has
some weird idea

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that she has
supernatural powers.

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Is that right?
Darrin, what am I gonna do?

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Well, the first thing to do
is have a drink.

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I'll meet you in the den.

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[♪]

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As I told you before,

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these things have
a tendency to come and go.

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Mostly go.

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Yours are gone.

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Hee-hee! Samantha,
if you'll forgive me,

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this is one subject
you know nothing about.

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This is a private
conversation.

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I just came in to get--
Out.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Now, what was I saying?
Oh, yes.

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Now, I've been
at the, uh, library

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studying supernatural
powers all day,

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and I found out

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why my powers worked here

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and not in my house.

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You did? Why?

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Do you know what a familiar is?

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A what?

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00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,406
Well, I see I'll have to start
with fundamentals.

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According to my research,

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a familiar
is an animal or an object

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which acts as a transmitter,
so to speak,

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for a person who has the power.

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Do you follow me?

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Vaguely.

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Naturally, it's hard

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for a person like yourself
to understand.

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But the point is
that somewhere in this house

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is my familiar.

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Mrs. Stephens--

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Oh, please, Samantha.
Take my word for it.

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Now, let's see.
It could be anything.

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A pot, an eggbeater,

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a picture.

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[♪]

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[♪]

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That's it.
That's my familiar.

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My grandmother's doll.
Of course.

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Should I go up to my room?

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That's a nice, safe place.

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I'll be up in a minute.

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[SIGHS]

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[♪]

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Tell Tabitha not to worry
about the doll.

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I'll get her another one.

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Another one?
Well, of course.

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You don't think I'm gonna
give this one up, do you?

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She's regressing.

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I've gotta get her
to a doctor.

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No, Dad, wait.

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I wouldn't do anything
to, uh, provoke her right now.

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You know what I mean?

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Oh, she might flip
altogether?

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It's better to humor her.

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[♪]

258
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Well, darling, I see
you've got your doll back.

259
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For your information,
this isn't just a doll.

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00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,855
It isn't?

261
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,691
Oh, of course it isn't.

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What is it?

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It's my familiar.

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Well, it should be familiar,

265
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,698
you've had it
since you were a child.

266
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,168
Oh, Frank,
stop humoring me.

267
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,869
I'm as sane as anybody
in this room,

268
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,204
and I'll prove it to you.

269
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,439
[♪]

270
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,681
Come to me.

271
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,726
I said, come to me.

272
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,834
I know what's wrong.

273
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,102
There are negative
vibrations in this room

274
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,904
sent out
by disbelievers.

275
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,707
And I think
he knows who he is.

276
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,677
I'm going to look this up
in my books.

277
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,745
[♪]

278
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,381
Phyllis, wait.

279
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,184
Don't you think it'd be
a better idea

280
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:13,586
if we went home?

281
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,422
I'm not going home
with any disbeliever,

282
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,756
you old goat.

283
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,558
[♪]

284
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,895
That's it.
That's what?

285
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,464
The answer.
What was the question?

286
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,699
I'll tell you later.

287
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,567
What your mother needs
is a good dose

288
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,036
of hyper-hallucinogenic
revelation.

289
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:32,304
What?

290
00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,440
I'm gonna scare
the daylights out of her.

291
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,875
If you don't mind
your father

292
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,110
being changed into a goat
for a few hours.

293
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,479
[♪]

294
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,451
[♪]

295
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,397
Moony, cheeny

296
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:01,467
Toony, greeny

297
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,536
[♪]

298
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,373
Are you having any luck?

299
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,674
No.

300
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,342
No, I just tried
this incantation,

301
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,144
but nothing happened.

302
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,513
I'll find another spell.

303
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:15,748
I guess the reason

304
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,583
my powers are so erratic
is because--

305
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:18,918
[♪]
[GASPS]

306
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,153
I did it again.

307
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,856
Oh, Frank.

308
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:26,058
Frank, come here, quick.

309
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,497
You think you're so smart.
Come and see something.

310
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,866
[♪]

311
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,770
I had the doll up in the air.

312
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,139
Sure. Sure.

313
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,944
Why won't you believe me?
Why? Why?

314
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,345
Because--
I'll tell you why.

315
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,514
Because you're as stubborn
as a mule.

316
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,085
[MULE BRAYS]

317
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,453
Sam.

318
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:57,356
Well, how did I know
she was gonna switch to a mule?

319
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,692
Good heavens.

320
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,795
What--? How--?

321
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:06,031
I mean, did I do that?

322
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,934
Well, you must have.
It was a subconscious wish.

323
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,202
Just like this morning,

324
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,104
when you willed that doll
from Adam.

325
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:15,474
Oh, Frank,
it was an accident.

326
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,910
Frank, I'm so sorry.

327
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:21,046
[BRAYS]

328
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,615
He's angry with me.

329
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,651
Do you blame him?

330
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,788
Uh, I think you'd better try
and undo whatever it is you did.

331
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,091
Oh, yes. Yes.

332
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:36,595
Undo the spell.
[BRAYS]

333
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,666
Now, look here. I-I want
that spell undone this minute.

334
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:41,867
Do you hear?

335
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,635
[BRAYS]

336
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,340
Oh, Frank,
will you ever forgive me?

337
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,209
[BRAYING]

338
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,281
Samantha, I have come
to a decision.

339
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,417
What's that, Mrs. Stephens?

340
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,853
Never again,
as long as I live,

341
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,821
no matter what
the temptation,

342
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,790
no matter what
the circumstances,

343
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,693
irregardless of how I feel...

344
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,695
Go ahead, Mother.

345
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,730
I will never again
use the phrase

346
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,500
"stubborn mule"
to your poor father.

347
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,271
From now on, I'm gonna
have to be very careful

348
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,141
what I say, or think,
for that matter.

349
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,076
People with my power
have to learn

350
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,278
to discipline their thoughts.

351
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,348
Uh, Mrs. Stephens,

352
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:33,352
I-I have what I think
is a logical suggestion.

353
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,821
Now, if you got the power
from your grandmother,

354
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:38,123
why not ask her
to solve this problem?

355
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,393
Sort of go to the source
of the sorcery,

356
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,594
so to speak.

357
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,431
How can I ask her?

358
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:49,168
Well, there must be something
in all those books of yours

359
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,571
on-- On how to contact
the spirit world.

360
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,807
Oh, you mean a séance?

361
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,809
Whatever it's called.

362
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,577
That's a marvelous idea.

363
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,246
I'll go right in
and look up how it's done.

364
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:04,083
Frank, get out of my way.

365
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,385
[♪]
[BRAYS]

366
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,156
[♪]

367
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,060
Now-- Now, you sit there,
Samantha,

368
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,029
and, Darrin,
you're over here.

369
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,931
Frank, you're fine
where you are.

370
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,501
Now,
let's all join hands.

371
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,104
[♪]

372
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,505
All right.

373
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,374
Clear your minds, everybody.

374
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,611
Oh, Grandma,

375
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:36,849
I call to your spirit
from the vasty deep.

376
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,319
Oh, hear me. Hear me.

377
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,321
Hear me.

378
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,423
[BRAYS]

379
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,693
Was that her?

380
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,662
No, that was Frank. Keep trying.

381
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:58,203
I beseech you, Grandma,
to come to me

382
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,573
from your great spirit world.

383
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:04,376
Come to me. Come to me.

384
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,545
Come to me.

385
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,414
[♪]

386
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,851
Mother, look.

387
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:15,654
[GASPS]

388
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,390
Good heavens.
What's that?

389
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,425
It's your grandmother.

390
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:22,761
It doesn't look like her.

391
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,564
Well, that's her spirit,
not her body.

392
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:29,768
Oh, of course,
what's the matter with me?

393
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,004
How are you, Grandma?

394
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,474
SPIRIT:
Just fine, Phyllis, dear.
How are you?

395
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:41,914
Grandma, what happened
to your Irish brogue?

396
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,517
[IRISH ACCENT]
Sure and begorra,
I've still got it, me darlin'.

397
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,520
Now, if you don't mind
me askin', Phyllis,

398
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,689
what are you callin' me about?

399
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:54,593
Oh, Grandma,
a terrible thing has happened.

400
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:58,664
I turned Frank into a mule,
and now I can't turn him back.

401
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,767
Faith, 'tis a sorry sight
to see.

402
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,870
'Twas my hope you'd never
discover the family curse

403
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,606
but you have, worse luck.

404
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,974
Family curse?

405
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,609
Aye, that it is.

406
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,111
And many's the soul
it's brought to grief.

407
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,746
If you know
what's good for you,

408
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,849
you'll give it up
and ne'er try it again.

409
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,719
Oh, I will, Grandma.
I swear. I promise.

410
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,322
Fine. Now, I've got
to be on me way.

411
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,390
Goodbye to you all.

412
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:26,792
Oh, oh, wait, Grandma,

413
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,494
you didn't tell me
how to turn Frank back.

414
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,129
Sure, and that's something

415
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,364
you'll have to find out
for yourself.

416
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,166
I swore I'd never use

417
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,634
me powers again.

418
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,136
But if you swear never to use

419
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,972
your powers again...

420
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,341
Oh, I swear. I swear.

421
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:45,310
All right. I'll give you
a bit of a hint.

422
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,146
It's a common word
in everyday use.

423
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,182
The secret word

424
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,751
is "love."

425
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,153
Love.

426
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,456
[♪]
[FADING] Love.

427
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:05,063
I don't understand.
What does she mean?

428
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:08,200
Oh, Grandma, come back.

429
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,035
Can't you give me another hint?

430
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:13,939
Mrs. Stephens, I think I know
what your grandmother meant.

431
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,341
You do? What? What?

432
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,343
She meant
that there is no power

433
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,513
greater than the power of love.

434
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,449
Maybe that'll do the trick.

435
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,084
Love?

436
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:27,719
Yes.

437
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:30,022
So maybe if you told Dad
how much you love him,

438
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,189
it would help.

439
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,391
You think so?

440
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,526
It wouldn't hurt.

441
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,863
I'll try it.
I'll try anything.

442
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,931
[♪]

443
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:44,202
Frank. Frank, I love you.

444
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,972
You know that, don't you?

445
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:50,375
I know that sometimes
I'm very unfair to you,

446
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,678
and I say things
I don't mean.

447
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,982
And I admit
I'm very quick-tempered

448
00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,485
and not very understanding.

449
00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:02,654
But underneath it all,

450
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,991
you know you mean
everything in the world to me.

451
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,694
[MULE BRAYS]

452
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:11,663
Phyllis.

453
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,932
Oh, Frank.

454
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,205
[♪]

455
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:23,675
Yes, I'll do that.
Goodbye, Mom.

456
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,378
Hello from my mother.

457
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,380
You know,
it's really incredible.

458
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,216
They've been carrying on
like kids all week.

459
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:33,552
Sunday, they went bike riding,
bowling last night.

460
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,354
And guess what
they're doing tonight.

461
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,322
Splitting a tank of oxygen?

462
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:40,058
Sorry.
What are they doing?

463
00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:41,360
They're going
to a rock concert

464
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,228
to hear Freddy
and the Furry Freaks.

465
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:46,131
That's terrific. It just proves
what I've always maintained:

466
00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:48,900
Nothing beats
a simple statement of love.

467
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,838
Even when it's brought about
by witchcraft?

468
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,072
Even then.

469
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:55,841
And as far
as I'm concerned,

470
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:59,578
it couldn't happen to
the parents of a nicer person.

471
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,882
Speaking of nice things
reminds me of your mother.

472
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,350
Really?

473
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:06,685
I was just thinking
how nice it is

474
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,221
that we haven't seen her
in over two weeks.

475
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:12,057
Oh, now, Darrin,
don't tempt fate.

476
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:15,227
You never know
when she might be--

477
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,330
She was.

478
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:25,437
His mother was a fool

479
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:28,106
His father was a mule

480
00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:29,374
From this you may deduce

481
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:31,743
Their offspring is a goose

482
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:37,115
[GASPS]
[HONKS]

483
00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:39,184
Oh, oh...

484
00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:42,287
Oh, oh, Mother,
how could you?

485
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,589
[♪]

486
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,662
"Easy."

487
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:56,802
Oh. Oh, sweetheart,

488
00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:58,603
I am sorry.

489
00:23:58,703 --> 00:24:00,672
But I did warn you.

490
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,607
[HONKS]

491
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:08,814
Darrin, you be careful
what you say.

492
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,282
[HONKING]

493
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,951
Mother speaks perfect goose.

494
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:16,354
Oh, Darrin, calm down.

495
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,557
You know very well
that Mother will be along

496
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,826
any minute
to change you back.

497
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,362
I'll, uh, tell you
what I'll do,

498
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,998
just to keep you happy
till Mother arrives.

499
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:28,266
[♪]

500
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,535
[HONKING]

501
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,249
[♪]