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♪ Why must we meet ♪
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♪ In the shadows of Paris ♪
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♪ Where hardly a star ♪
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♪ seems to shine? ♪
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♪ Why can't we meet ♪
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♪ In the sunlight of Paris ♪
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♪ Where Paris can see ♪
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♪ You are mine? ♪
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♪ Have you come to me ♪
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♪ From another ♪
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♪ Whose lips ♪
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♪ You have tried? ♪
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♪ Do you still belong ♪
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♪ To another? ♪
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♪ Is that ♪
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♪ Why we hide? ♪
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♪ Why am I cold ♪
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♪ In the sunlight of Paris ♪
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♪ Where laughter and song ♪
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♪ Fill the sky? ♪
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♪ Why am I warm ♪
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♪ In the shadows of Paris ♪
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♪ When I know ♪
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♪ That dawn ♪
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♪ Means goodbye? ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Have you come to me ♪
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♪ From another ♪
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♪ Whose lips ♪
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♪ You have tried? ♪
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♪ Do you still belong ♪
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♪ To another? ♪
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♪ Is that ♪
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♪ Why we hide? ♪
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♪ Why am I cold ♪
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- ♪ In the sunlight of Paris ♪
- Maria!
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♪ Where laughter and song ♪
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♪ Fill the sky? ♪
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♪ Why am I warm ♪
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♪ In the shadows of Paris ♪
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♪ When I know ♪
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♪ That dawn means ♪
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♪ Goodbye? ♪
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(gunfiire)
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♪♪
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(explosion)
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(gunshot)
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(gunshot)
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(gunshot)
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(gunshot)
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(crashing, match igniting)
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(floor creaking)
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(tap dancing)
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(shattering)
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(gunshot)
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(gunshot)
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(whistle blowing)
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(gunshot)
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(gunshot)
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(phone rings)
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Commissioner Dreyfus.
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Ah. Yes, my darling.
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I was just about to call you.
I'm on my way.
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I've got the cheese
and the beaujolais.
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What?
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My love.
Kiss the children for me.
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- Huh?
- (buzzer)
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Hold on.
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Yes?
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(man) Your wife is on
the other line.
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Tell her I'm out of town.
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Yes, my love.
I'll be with you in 20 minutes.
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(chuckles)
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Monsieur Dreyfus. Oh, monsieur.
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A catastrophe. We've just had
a report of a shooting
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at the Chateau
de la Pierre Blanche.
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So?
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- Monsieur Ballon.
- What, Ballon the millionaire?
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- Yes.
- That is a catastrophe.
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Oh, no. I mean, it's not
so much the shooting
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- that is a catastrophe.
- No?
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No. You see, when the report
came in, there were few details,
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just that someone had been
shot, and the address.
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I didn't, until a
few moments ago, realize
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that it was the home of
the millionaire Dallon.
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- So?
- So I made a terrible mistake.
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Who did you assign to the case?
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- Clouseau.
- oh, my God.
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("The Marseillaise" playing)
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Argh!
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(splashing)
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(buzzer)
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- Inspector Clouseau.
- Good evening, sir.
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- What is your name?
- My name is Henri LaFarge.
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Make a note of that.
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- You are the butler?
- I am the head butler.
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The head butler.
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Cross out "butler"
and put down "head butler".
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(squishing)
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(Henri)
This is Monsieur Ballon.
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Monsieur Ballon,
it is a great honor.
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(squish)
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Oh, excuse me.
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I am Inspector Clouseau
of the Sûreté.
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I must apologize for my appearance.
I had a slight accident.
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(chuckling)
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Well, uh, would you like
a bathrobe or something?
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Oh, no, nothing at all. It's just
a little dampness. It will soon go.
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(chuckling)
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Monsieur Ballon,
you reported a shooting?
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- No, I didn't. Maurice did.
- Maurice?
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- Yes, he's guarding Maria.
- Ah.
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I was at the airport at the time
the shooting occurred.
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I've just arrived.
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Of course, of course, of course.
That will not be necessary.
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I shall have this case
cleared up in a few seconds.
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Would you like to
examine the body?
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- I would be delighted.
- This way, sir.
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(footsteps squishing)
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♪♪
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(footsteps squishing)
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- You are Maurice?
- Yes, monsieur.
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Monsieur Ballon said
you were guarding someone.
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Yes, monsieur.
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This pen has been
fired recently.
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- And you are?
- Maria Gambrelli.
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- I am Inspector Clouseau.
- How do you do?
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See what else you can find.
What are you doing?
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- I'm checking the gun, Inspector.
- This is my pistol pen.
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- I know it's your pen.
- Get your own pistol pen, please.
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This is my own personal one.
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Don't look in here.
Look outside.
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- What did you say?
- Nothing, monsieur.
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All right, you can go.
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(sighing)
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Now then.
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Um...
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Please.
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You found the body?
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- Yes, monsieur.
- Mm.
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He's a friend of yours?
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- Have you any idea who killed him?
- I've no idea.
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- She killed him.
- What?
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That's not true.
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- She says it's not true.
- She is lying.
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- You watch your tongue.
- I heard four shots, monsieur.
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- You heard four shots.
- Yes.
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You did not see four...
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I am sorry.
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- You did not see these four shots.
- No, monsieur.
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No. Well, then, you could not
possibly know who fired those shots.
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The door was locked,
monsieur, from the inside.
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So, what does that prove?
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When I broke it open, I found
Miguel where you see him now
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and Maria with a gun
in her hand.
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- With the gun in her hand?
- Still smoking.
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Did you have the gun
in your hand?
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- And was it still smoking?
- I suppose so, but...
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I don't know how it got there.
I really don't.
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- Ridiculous.
- I will decide what is ridiculous.
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- Monsieur, you surely don't believe...
- I believe everything.
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And I believe nothing.
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I suspect everyone.
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And I suspect no one.
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I gather the facts,
examine the clues...
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and before you know it,
the case is solved.
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Oh, yes. There is much here that does not
meet the eye. That is quite obvious.
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- What was that you said?
- Nothing, monsieur.
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All right. You can go now.
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Yes, monsieur.
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But do not try to leave. Everyone
in this household is under suspicion.
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Yes, monsieur.
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(Clouseau) Now, supposing
you tell me what happened.
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(Maria) He was having
difficulty with the buttons.
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- (Clouseau) Buttons?
- (Maria) The buttons on my dress.
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Well, you know that is
very strange because
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there are no buttons
on this dress.
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Well, that is because he
was having difficulty with them.
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So he just tore the dress off.
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- He attacked you.
- Oh, no.
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I would have helped him
but-- but he couldn't wait.
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The buttons are probably
all over the room.
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He was so impetuous.
A passionate Spaniard, you know?
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And he tore your dress off, eh?
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Yes.
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And then suddenly someone
opened the door.
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And Miguel leapt up and...
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Well, that is the last
I remember
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until Maurice came in
and found me with the gun.
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Hmm. Yes.
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There is, if you'll excuse me,
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something here that I
do not quite understand.
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What don't you understand?
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I don't understand...
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when you say
that you don't remember.
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- I guess I was unconscious.
- Unconscious?
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- I have a bump.
- A beump?
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- Yes.
- Where? Let me see.
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Oh, yes.
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I don't know how it happened
but it is so painful.
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That is beautiful perfume
you are wearing.
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- It's bath oil.
- Is it?
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I really can't figure it out.
Someone must have hit me.
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Yes. You have received a
mild concussion with that beump.
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- You have cream on your nose.
- What? Oh, that's nothing.
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- It's from that thing over there.
- You're all wet.
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- What? Oh, yes.
- Is it raining?
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No, it's just that
stupid driver of mine
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parked too close
to the fountain.
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You should get out of
these clothes immediately.
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You'll catch your death
of pneumonia, you will.
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Yes, yes, I probably will,
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but it's all part of life's
rich pageant, you know.
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We police have to put up
with a lot of things
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in the course of our duties
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that in private life
one wouldn't normally tolerate.
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(Clouseau) Why don't
we have a smoke?
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Helps to calm the nerves
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and enable us
to think more clearly.
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- It is lovely perfume you're wearing.
- That's not perfume. That's bath oil.
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Oh, is it? Well, it's very beautiful.
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- Thank you.
- I can still smell it.
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- Now, where were we?
- My bump.
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Beump, that's right.
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That you received
when somebody hit you.
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- Or, at least, we presume somebody hit you.
- How else could it have happened?
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Well, you see,
in the police force,
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first, we presume,
after, we find out.
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That is the way we work.
Always work that way.
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Because if we work
the other way...
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Goodness, it's a
bit stuffy in here.
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- Your coat!
- Yes, it is my coat.
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- But it's on fire!
- What?
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My coat is on fire!
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My goodness, I'm burning!
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- Clouseau?
- Argh!
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He fell out of the window!
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(Dreyfus) Clouseau?
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(Maria) Are you all right?
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Mm? Oh, yes. I'm perfectly
all right, thank you.
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- In that case, you may go home.
- Go home?
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- (Dreyfus) You are relieved.
- Relieved?
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I am taking charge.
Good night, Clouseau.
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Good night, sir.
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- Argh!
- I'm sorry, sir.
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You idiot. You fool. It's a good job
I was able to check my reflexes.
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I might have killed you
with a karate chop.
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You...
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you fool!
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Just for that you are...
you're off the case.
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Back to town.
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(engine revving)
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When can I have the report?
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00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,398
I'll give you the report
first thing in the morning.
257
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,775
That'd be good.
258
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:38,071
- Excuse me. Monsieur Ballon?
- Yes.
259
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:43,368
- I'm Commissioner Dreyfus.
- Ah. Well, where's Inspector Clouseau?
260
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,578
I'm personally taking charge
of this investigation.
261
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:46,287
Oh, I see.
262
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,830
I promise that you
and Madame Ballon
263
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,791
will be inconvenienced
as little as possible
264
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,459
and that the Ballon name
will not suffer
265
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,671
the sensationalism of the press.
266
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,382
He was a strange fellow,
but I rather liked him.
267
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,676
- Huh?
- I mean Clouseau.
268
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:04,180
Oh. Yes, yes. He's a...
he's an extraordinary man.
269
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,406
(creak)
270
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,375
♪♪
271
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,634
Argh!
272
00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:28,639
- Argh!
- (phone rings)
273
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,101
Inspector Clouseau's residence.
274
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:35,355
One moment, please.
Commissioner Dreyfus.
275
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,610
(breathes heavily)
276
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,907
- Hello, Inspector Clouseau here.
- Get down here immediately.
277
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:49,035
- You're back on the Gambrelli case.
- The Gambrelli case?
278
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:53,373
Maria Gambrelli.
The maid who killed the chauffeur.
279
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,958
Oh, Maria Gambrelli,
the maid. Yes, yes.
280
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:59,295
Excellent. I'll be down there
right away. Thank you.
281
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,756
Well, Kato,
I am back on the case.
282
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:02,632
(karate yell, groaning)
283
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:07,178
I tell you, Maria Gambrelli is beautiful.
Innocent. Hah!
284
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,137
(glass breaking)
285
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,516
By the way, Kato, that was a
very good workout today.
286
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:12,850
You're showing
marked improvement.
287
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,936
Every day you’re getting better!
288
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,189
(mutters)
289
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,440
(mutters)
290
00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:20,274
(door thudding)
291
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,946
Facts, Hercule, facts.
292
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,365
Nothing matters but the facts.
293
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,535
Without them, the science
of criminal investigation
294
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,621
is nothing more
than a guessing game.
295
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,542
You listen to me, Hercule,
and you will learn something.
296
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,504
Now, then.
The facts in this case are...
297
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:46,592
the body of the chauffeur was found
in the bedroom of the second maid. Fact.
298
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:50,430
Cause of death - four bullets
in the chest. Fact.
299
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:57,854
The bullets were fired at close range
from a .25 calibre Beretta automatic. Fact.
300
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:02,984
Maria Gambrelli was discovered
with the murder weapon in her hand. Fact.
301
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:07,488
The murder weapon was registered in
the name of the deceased, Miguel Ostos,
302
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:12,285
and was kept, mark you, in the glove
compartment of the Ballon Rolls-Royce.
303
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,911
Fact.
304
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:18,833
Now, then. Members of the household staff
have testified that Miguel Ostos beat...
305
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,376
(baton breaking)
306
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:26,340
Careful, you fool. You broken my pointing
stick. I've got nothing to point with now.
307
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:32,305
...have testified that Miguel Ostos
beat Maria Gambrelli frequently.
308
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,682
And, now, finally comes
the sworn statement
309
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,517
of Monsieur and Madame Ballon,
310
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:39,479
as well as all the
members of the staff,
311
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,064
each of them with
perfect alibis.
312
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:48,446
Now then, Hercule, what is the
inescapable conclusion?
313
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:53,493
- Maria Gambrelli killed the chauffeur.
- What? You idiot.
314
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,996
- Impossible. She's protecting someone.
- How do you know that?
315
00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,457
- Instinct.
- But the facts...
316
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,292
You are forgetting
the most important fact.
317
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,169
- Motive.
- He beat her.
318
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:06,297
- He was Spanish.
- He tore her dress off.
319
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:11,010
Don't be ridiculous. Would you kill
somebody who tore your dress off?
320
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,222
- No, I suppose not.
- No, of course not.
321
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:19,685
No, no. There is no doubt
in my mind whatsoever, Hercule.
322
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,606
Maria Gambrelli is most definitely
protecting somebody.
323
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:26,234
Find that somebody,
and you have found the murderer
324
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:30,613
and I shall find the murderer
before the day is out.
325
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:35,493
Maria Gambrelli will tell me
who he is. Oh, yes.
326
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,248
- What was that you said?
- uh, nothing.
327
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:44,377
I see. All right.
Well, you can go, Hercule.
328
00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:04,939
Argh!
(crashing)
329
00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:13,489
I don't understand.
330
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:17,535
Why in the name of heaven did you
reassign Clouseau to the Gambrelli case?
331
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:22,206
That is a good question,
and it deserves an answer.
332
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:26,294
But what I'm about to tell you
must remain in the strictest confidence.
333
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:32,300
This morning' at six o'clock,
I received a phone call from a superior.
334
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:37,513
I was informed that certain extremely
influential parties were interested
335
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:40,933
in having Clouseau back
on the case.
336
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:44,687
- I had no choice but to comply.
- Amazing.
337
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:47,273
If I were to divulge
the identity of the caller,
338
00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,442
you'd realize
how amazing it really is.
339
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,068
But why?
340
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,155
That's another good question,
and for that I have no answer.
341
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:54,947
(brakes screeching)
342
00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:58,326
Ah. They're bringing in
the Gambrelli woman.
343
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,286
♪♪
344
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:10,963
Sit down, Miss Gambrelli.
345
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:12,423
(blind crashes open)
346
00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:18,781
Sit down, Miss Gambrelli.
347
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:29,458
Now, where were...
348
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:33,754
Good morning, monsieur.
349
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:39,301
- Oh. Good morning, Miss Gambrelli.
- Good morning.
350
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:42,138
- You slept well?
- No.
351
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:47,101
- Wonderful.
- It is not easy to sleep in prison.
352
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:50,730
It isn't? No, no, no,
of course it isn't. No, no, no.
353
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,524
We shall have to do something
about that, won't we?
354
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:54,442
(clattering)
355
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:56,944
uh...
356
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:00,781
(chuckling)
357
00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:03,534
Stupid box. Yes.
358
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:07,580
But, anyway, first,
a few simple questions.
359
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:13,294
- Is it all right if I smoke?
- oh, yes, of course, yes.
360
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:16,130
- Have one of mine.
- Thank you.
361
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:19,717
- Ah.
- Well, have one of mine.
362
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,428
Mm? Oh, thank you.
363
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:25,264
That's very kind of you.
Very, very kind of you.
364
00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:28,100
- That's all right.
- Allow me.
365
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:32,563
- Thank you. Other way around.
- Hm? What? Oh.
366
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:34,774
It tastes very bad
when you do that.
367
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:39,653
Well, now...
368
00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:43,741
Are you comfortable?
369
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,868
They should have chairs
like this in the prison.
370
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:47,620
Yes, yes.
Most certainly they should.
371
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,748
As I recall, the furniture is
deplorable. Extremely bad taste.
372
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,875
Terrible. One might
as well sit on the floor.
373
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:57,379
Yes, yes, it's really high time that somebody
did something about it, don't you think?
374
00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:58,714
Sure.
375
00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:01,801
As a matter of fact, I will do
something about it this very moment.
376
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,304
Give me the prison
superintendent immediately.
377
00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:06,597
(man) Yes, sir.
378
00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:10,434
You know, sometimes it's
necessary to cut through the red tape
379
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,603
and strike directly at
the heart of the matter.
380
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:15,689
Prison is bad enough
without uncomfortable furniture.
381
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,900
(phone rings)
382
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,277
Yes?
383
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,614
Superintendent,
this is Inspector Clouseau.
384
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:24,698
When are you going
to do something
385
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:27,910
about that terrible
furniture in your prison? Hmm?
386
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,996
Well, we are not savages.
This is not the Middle Ages.
387
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:34,667
I mean, you are running a house
of correction, not a torture chamber.
388
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:40,840
That made him think. Well, I suggest you take
the matter under serious consideration.
389
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:43,384
I mean, if one is to cope
with a modern criminal,
390
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,469
it is necessary to
use modern methods.
391
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:48,389
I mean, you can't have
a contemporary prison
392
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:51,851
without, uh,
contemporary furniture.
393
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,937
Yes. Well, that's
my opinion, anyway.
394
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,525
Oh. And the same to you,
Superintendent.
395
00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:02,361
Filthy swine.
396
00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:04,613
You're not at all
like a policeman.
397
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,076
Your dossier.
398
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:15,583
I always keep my important
documents under lock and key
399
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,669
because one can
never be too sure.
400
00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:21,297
Now, here...
401
00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:22,590
(fabric ripping)
402
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,508
Oh.
403
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,344
Oh, uh...
404
00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,221
Excuse me.
405
00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:31,015
Stupid.
406
00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:41,442
Oh.
407
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,282
Now, um...
408
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:57,875
Miss Gambrelli, your dossier contains
some very, very interesting facts.
409
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:02,755
It seems that you have known
this Miguel Ostos for quite some time.
410
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:03,714
Yes.
411
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,675
- And were you in love with him?
- Yes.
412
00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:09,470
You're in love
with the man that raped you?
413
00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,431
That what?
414
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,478
Testimony of Georges Duval, gardener.
Referring to Ostos, you described him,
415
00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:22,191
and I quote, as "that crazy Spaniard
who raped me in my father's field".
416
00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:25,361
He did not rape me.
417
00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:30,366
- He did not force you?
- Well, you see, I tripped over a root,
418
00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:36,330
and I grabbed Miguel to keep me
from falling, and somehow we both fell.
419
00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:43,462
I cried a little bit afterwards but that
wasn't because I was sorry it happened.
420
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,674
- It was something he said.
- He insulted you.
421
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:51,679
Oh, no. He lit a cigarette
and took a long puff, and...
422
00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:56,225
Tell me, why do so many men
smoke afterwards?
423
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,727
No wonder tobacco
companies get rich.
424
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,609
Yes, I must admit I had never
thought of it quite that way.
425
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:10,823
Hmm. Last night, it was to be our last night.
It was all finished.
426
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:15,327
- You were leaving him?
- oh, no. He was leaving me.
427
00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:19,498
Poor Miguel. He was really in one
of his moods last night.
428
00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:22,751
First he babbled in Spanish,
and then he cried.
429
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,212
You know, he really
broke down and cried.
430
00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:27,172
- You don't say.
- I do say.
431
00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:30,384
And then when I tried to console him,
make him feel better,
432
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:35,556
suddenly he was tearing off my clothes
and cursing like a madman.
433
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:37,141
Hmm.
434
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,978
Very strange.
435
00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:43,731
Very strange.
436
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,150
The thing I don't understand...
437
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:49,069
Ostos was leaving you
438
00:33:49,278 --> 00:33:51,030
and yet by your own account
439
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:53,866
he was behaving like
a jealous madman.
440
00:33:54,742 --> 00:34:00,748
Well, you see, I thought
if he was leaving me he'd suffer,
441
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:03,042
thinking that I was alone.
442
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:07,629
And... and so I told him
there was someone else.
443
00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:09,256
Mm-hmm.
444
00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:11,550
It was a lie. I admit that.
445
00:34:11,759 --> 00:34:13,761
But only out of kindness.
(fabric ripping)
446
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,429
Ah!
447
00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,806
- Oh, uh...
- I'm sorry.
448
00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:22,019
- It's nothing at all, really. Stupid tailor.
- Beautiful suit.
449
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:26,482
Yes, I know, but don't worry.
A few stitches and you'll never know.
450
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,276
Miguel? Ah!
451
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:31,070
Hercule?
452
00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,908
Must I go back to prison?
453
00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:38,994
Unfortunately, yes.
454
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:42,247
But... don't give up hope.
455
00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:45,417
- What do you want?
- You sent for me.
456
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:47,586
Of course I sent for you!
457
00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:50,839
Goodbye.
458
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:54,676
Goodbye, my dar...
uh, Miss Gambrelli.
459
00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:17,241
Well, there's no doubt in my mind
she is shielding someone.
460
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:20,536
- Do you think you can break her down?
- Mm.
461
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,664
Given enough time, I could
have her eating out of my hand.
462
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,626
Yes, anyway, we have no time.
463
00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:29,711
I must catch this man
before he leaves the country.
464
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,257
- But if you don't know who he is...
- She will lead me to him.
465
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:36,135
- Release her.
- Release her?
466
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:37,886
Of course. How can
she lead me to him
467
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,138
if she's still in prison,
you idiot?
468
00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:43,559
- But Commissioner Dreyfus...
- I will assume complete responsibility.
469
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:47,813
Release her immediately. I will
apprehend this culprit within 24 hours.
470
00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:49,398
Argh!
471
00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:54,069
Get me out of here.
Quick, nurse, the screens.
472
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,869
Look, I've got Africa
all over my hand now.
473
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,139
Nice balloons.
474
00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:27,186
Do you have a licence
to sell these balloons?
475
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,023
Licence?
476
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:32,816
(siren)
477
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:44,745
(birds chirping)
478
00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:05,307
(knocking)
479
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:07,267
♪♪
480
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,523
- Yes?
- Good morning, monsieur.
481
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,693
Good morning, Georges. Is there
something I can do for you?
482
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:21,990
Well, yes. And perhaps there's
something I can do for you.
483
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:24,826
What could you
possibly do for me?
484
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,579
You remember the night
of the murder?
485
00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:30,791
- Is that a rhetorical question?
- What?
486
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:33,252
Now, come along, Georges.
What is it you want?
487
00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:37,464
I saw you climbing down
from Maria's room.
488
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,677
- You have sharp eyes.
- Oh, yes.
489
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:46,848
And a big stomach. It's so hard
to keep it filled, prices these days.
490
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,142
Are we going to discuss
the national economy
491
00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:50,811
or will you presently
come to the point?
492
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,314
The point is 100,000 francs.
493
00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:56,733
You know, for the groceries.
494
00:37:57,693 --> 00:38:01,780
Then perhaps my eyes
will grow small again.
495
00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:07,619
Yes. Well, we'll certainly have to
do something about your stomach.
496
00:38:07,828 --> 00:38:09,579
♪♪
497
00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:28,432
(dog barks)
498
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,978
Hey!
499
00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:37,566
Nice dog. Nice dog.
500
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,655
(dog barks)
501
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,117
Nice doggie.
502
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:52,664
Oh. Excuse me. I just happened
to be passing and I...
503
00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:55,000
Ah. Ah.
504
00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,587
Ah.
505
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,672
Ah, my little...
506
00:39:00,881 --> 00:39:04,718
You have been cutting flowers.
You must have been cutting something.
507
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:08,305
- There's blood all over your cutting shears.
- Ah. Ah.
508
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,140
That's very strange.
509
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:13,643
Ah!
510
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,854
(Clouseau) Ah.
511
00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:19,733
Facts, Hercule. Facts.
512
00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:25,072
Behind them lies the whole
fabric of deductive truth.
513
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,825
Now, Hercule, let us
examine these facts.
514
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:33,330
One - she was found with the
murder weapon in her hand.
515
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:37,250
Two - the murder weapon
was fresh with blood.
516
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:41,004
Three - there were no fingerprints
on the murder weapon other than hers,
517
00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:47,761
and four - all the members of the Ballon
household staff have perfect alibis.
518
00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:52,182
Now then, Hercule,
what do these facts add up to?
519
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:55,602
Maria Gambrelli killed
Georges the gardener.
520
00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:57,062
You are an idiot.
521
00:39:57,270 --> 00:40:00,273
Only a fresh-faced novice would
come up with a conclusion like that.
522
00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:02,025
- But the facts...
- Listen.
523
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:04,736
Whoever killed Miguel
killed Georges the gardener.
524
00:40:04,945 --> 00:40:07,072
And he did it
to cover up the first crime.
525
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,573
Now, what he is trying to do
is lay the blame
526
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:10,867
at the foot of this--
this poor servant girl.
527
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:13,745
Well, who do you suspect?
528
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:18,417
I suspect everyone.
529
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,877
- I suppose that is possible.
- Possible?
530
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:24,548
What do you mean "possible"?
I deal in certainties.
531
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:29,010
I have only to break her down, make
her admit she's protecting somebody
532
00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:32,389
and then force her
to divulge his identity.
533
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:33,640
(chuckling)
534
00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:37,310
There can be no more
cat and mouse.
535
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,147
No more subtle interrogation.
536
00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:45,444
For her own sake,
and for the sake of justice,
537
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:49,448
I will resort to any means,
short of brute force,
538
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:52,033
to drag it out of her, Hercule.
539
00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:54,035
True, she will suffer.
540
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:59,833
But in the end she will be free
and we will have our killer.
541
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,920
- You released her again?
- Yes, sir.
542
00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:30,947
(siren)
543
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,418
Well, shall we settle
this thing now,
544
00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:45,712
or do you intend
making me late for the recital?
545
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:49,966
We can't just fire her.
She has given us no cause.
546
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,928
Cause? We are up to our necks
in dead bodies.
547
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:56,181
What are you waiting for?
The last act of Hamlet?
548
00:41:56,389 --> 00:41:58,433
If you're going to compare
the Ballon household
549
00:41:58,683 --> 00:41:59,935
with a Shakespearean tragedy,
550
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:03,230
I suggest that Macbeth
would be more appropriate.
551
00:42:04,064 --> 00:42:06,733
Oh, darling, my cue ball.
552
00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:08,985
(thudding)
553
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,831
(car engine starting)
554
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,960
(car squeals away)
555
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,298
That was Madame Ballon.
556
00:42:30,507 --> 00:42:34,302
Follow her. When you have discovered
her destination, call me immediately.
557
00:42:37,681 --> 00:42:40,183
(Maurice) Inspector Clouseau.
558
00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:47,232
- (Clouseau) Good evening, Monsieur Ballon.
- Good evening, Inspector.
559
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,567
If you don't mind,
there are one or two
560
00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:49,651
questions I would like to ask.
561
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,362
- Of course.
- Some points that need clearing up.
562
00:42:52,571 --> 00:42:54,531
Certainly. Do you
play billiards, by any chance?
563
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:58,076
Billiards. Oh, well, yes, I have played
some billiards in my time.
564
00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:02,163
I find that it makes for a more relaxed and
friendly conversation. How about you?
565
00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:04,499
- Yes.
- Take a cue.
566
00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,127
Ah. A cue. Yes.
567
00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:10,046
Hmm.
568
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:12,215
That should do.
569
00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:19,514
- That's very strange.
- I think you'd be better off
570
00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:20,473
with an ordinary cue.
571
00:43:20,682 --> 00:43:24,519
- That's what we call a bridge.
- Ah, the bridge cue, yes.
572
00:43:24,728 --> 00:43:28,148
Yes, I much prefer the good,
old-fashioned, plain cue, you know.
573
00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:30,358
Yes, yes.
574
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:33,486
(cue snapping)
575
00:43:34,029 --> 00:43:39,159
Oh, I'm most terribly sorry.
I'm dreadfully sorry.
576
00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,953
Oh, that's all right.
I've broken a few in my time.
577
00:43:42,162 --> 00:43:45,415
Try this one.
This is my favourite cue.
578
00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:51,796
You'll find that it's great
for curved shots.
579
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:10,065
You, uh, had some
questions, Inspector.
580
00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:11,066
Yes.
581
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:12,192
(billiard balls colliding)
582
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,403
I had rather hoped
to have a talk with your wife.
583
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:19,449
- Well, she's out. You just missed her.
- On the contrary.
584
00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:24,079
She just missed me
in the driveway going out. Ah!
585
00:44:31,378 --> 00:44:34,839
Monsieur Ballon,
did you not state...
586
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,887
that, uh... on the night
of the murder...
587
00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:47,560
you had, uh, just arrived from
London on the 11 o'clock flight?
588
00:44:49,646 --> 00:44:51,272
Yes. Why do you ask?
589
00:44:51,731 --> 00:44:54,359
It was cancelled
due to bad weather.
590
00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:57,696
(billiard balls colliding)
I arrived on an earlier flight.
591
00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:00,115
I put it to you directly,
Monsieur Ballon,
592
00:45:00,949 --> 00:45:04,202
that it was you who
murdered Miguel Ostos.
593
00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:08,039
Don't be ridiculous.
594
00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:10,375
Oh.
595
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:13,128
Uh... look,
if you can just move...
596
00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:17,340
That's it. These curved cues
can be difficult.
597
00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:19,509
Now pull.
598
00:45:22,846 --> 00:45:25,181
Yes, I disliked
Miguel intensely.
599
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:27,016
But I am not in the habit
of killing people
600
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:30,145
merely because I dislike them.
oh, I beg your pardon.
601
00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:32,355
(billiard balls colliding)
602
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:34,607
(Ballon) As long as you
know about the cancelled flight,
603
00:45:34,816 --> 00:45:36,025
I may as well
tell you the whole thing.
604
00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:38,153
The night that
Miguel was killed,
605
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,780
I arranged for him to meet
the 11 o'clock plane.
606
00:45:40,989 --> 00:45:42,991
I arrived on the nine o'clock.
607
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:46,494
Now, he would be on his way to the
airport while I was on my way home.
608
00:45:46,703 --> 00:45:48,997
My wife was at a dinner party.
609
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:54,127
This would give me a whole hour,
at least, alone in the house.
610
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:57,922
For what?
611
00:45:58,798 --> 00:45:59,549
(billiard balls colliding)
612
00:45:59,758 --> 00:46:00,925
For Maria.
613
00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:04,721
What?
614
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:07,640
Does that surprise you?
615
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,977
(phone rings)
616
00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:20,570
Then I submit, Inspector Ballon,
that you arrived home,
617
00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:23,448
found Miguel
with Maria Gambrelli,
618
00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:26,534
and killed him in
a rit of fealous jage.
619
00:46:27,744 --> 00:46:30,747
I admit to the affair,
but to kill for her?
620
00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:34,250
- Would you kill for her?
- Of course... uh, not.
621
00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:38,588
- Well, it's still your shot.
- Yes. Mm.
622
00:46:38,797 --> 00:46:40,757
Ah. Mm.
623
00:46:41,758 --> 00:46:43,176
Mm.
624
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:56,523
(fabric ripping)
625
00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:05,657
I'm dreadfully sorry,
Monsieur Ballon.
626
00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:09,077
I appear to have grazed
your billiard table.
627
00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:14,332
Telephone, monsieur,
for Inspector Clouseau.
628
00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:17,168
Ah, that would be for me.
629
00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:27,679
Yes? This is Inspector Clouseau.
630
00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:42,902
All right. If you stay there
I will come over immediately.
631
00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:46,447
Monsieur Ballon,
I wonder if you could oblige.
632
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:49,659
I have to meet my assistant
and I am without a car.
633
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:52,328
- Oh, well, I'll have Pierre drive you.
- Excellent.
634
00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:55,915
Well, I suppose it's the end of our game.
Do you mind putting my cue away?
635
00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,630
Have Pierre bring the car around.
(pool cues clattering)
636
00:48:12,015 --> 00:48:13,766
(pool cues continue clattering)
637
00:48:24,736 --> 00:48:27,238
Your car is ready, monsieur.
638
00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:28,448
(pool cues continue clattering)
639
00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:31,993
Look, I'm, uh, dreadfully sorry,
Monsieur Ballon.
640
00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:34,495
Oh, please don't
concern yourself, Inspector.
641
00:48:34,704 --> 00:48:36,289
Maurice will do it for you.
642
00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:43,379
(Clouseau)
Let go of my back, you...
643
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:45,340
(pool cues continue clattering)
644
00:48:48,343 --> 00:48:50,345
Thank you, monsieur.
645
00:48:51,721 --> 00:48:53,890
Really, Monsieur Ballon,
whoever invented that rack
646
00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,934
should have his head examined.
647
00:48:56,142 --> 00:48:57,936
Well...
648
00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:02,565
- We will continue at another time.
- A pleasure at any time.
649
00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:03,900
(thudding)
650
00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:09,489
I suggest you have your
architect investigated as well.
651
00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:26,255
Madame Ballon is in
apartment 12, second floor.
652
00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:30,385
You stay here. If I'm not out within
ten minutes, send reinforcements. Alright?
653
00:49:43,231 --> 00:49:46,109
(opera music
coming from apartment)
654
00:49:51,406 --> 00:49:53,449
(soprano sings)
655
00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:01,249
Argh!
656
00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:02,750
(splashing)
657
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,591
♪♪
658
00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:33,906
(bird squawks)
659
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,428
(bird squawks)
660
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,441
(bird squawks weakly)
661
00:51:15,198 --> 00:51:16,407
(bird droppings dripping)
662
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,786
(bird squawks)
663
00:51:28,044 --> 00:51:29,670
(gunshot)
664
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:42,683
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
665
00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:44,644
I'm the game warden.
666
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:48,981
- Do you have a hunting licence?
- Hunting licence?
667
00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:51,484
(siren)
668
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,122
He was shooting crows?
669
00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:07,583
He was disguised as a hunter in
order to watch the Ballon house.
670
00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:09,377
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
671
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:17,885
Give me ten men like Clouseau
and I could destroy the world.
672
00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:21,264
- Where is he now?
- I don't know.
673
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:24,058
After I got his release,
he got a phone call.
674
00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:28,604
He ran out of his office saying he had an
important lead that would crack the case.
675
00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:32,191
This case is already so full of cracks
I guess one more won't make any difference, hmm?
676
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,317
(cigar snapping)
677
00:52:39,532 --> 00:52:40,408
(cigar guillotine chopping)
678
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:43,870
- François?
- Yes, Commissioner?
679
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:47,039
I've just cut off my thumb.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
680
00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:51,836
(horn)
681
00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:04,724
Now then. You say you followed Maria
Gambrelli to this godforsaken place?
682
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:08,227
She took a taxi this far,
then I followed her up the pathway
683
00:53:08,436 --> 00:53:10,396
to the entrance
to Camp Sunshine.
684
00:53:10,605 --> 00:53:12,398
- Camp Sunshine?
- Yes.
685
00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:13,399
I would have called you,
686
00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:15,610
but then I perceived Dudu
the maid also enter the camp.
687
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:17,695
- Up the path, you say?
- Yes, but Inspector...
688
00:53:17,904 --> 00:53:21,532
Look, you return to the Ballon residence
and look for more clues.
689
00:53:21,741 --> 00:53:22,408
Inspector...
690
00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:25,203
I will try to see what is afoot
at this... Camp Sunshine.
691
00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,788
- Inspector, I think I should...
- Hurry up, man. There's not a second to lose.
692
00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:58,653
Good afternoon.
693
00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:00,363
Hmm.
694
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:03,407
I am Inspector Clouseau
of the Sûreté.
695
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:05,826
Oh.
696
00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:10,373
Tell me, have you anyone registered here
by the name of Maria Gambrelli?
697
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:14,835
Gambrelli. Yes, I believe
she checked in about an hour ago.
698
00:54:15,044 --> 00:54:17,129
Yes. Gambrelli.
699
00:54:17,338 --> 00:54:20,758
- 11:45.
- Where can I find her?
700
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:26,347
Well, she could be most anywhere, but
my guess would be the recreation area.
701
00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:28,557
Thank you.
702
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:36,732
- Can I ask you something?
- Yes?
703
00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:39,944
Have you been... swimming?
704
00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:42,905
Why, yes. How did you know?
705
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:45,741
It is my business to know.
706
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,500
(acoustic guitar playing)
707
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:10,933
Ah, ah, ah. And where
do you think you're going?
708
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:16,814
I do not think, sir.
I know where I am going.
709
00:55:17,023 --> 00:55:19,233
I am going to
the recreation area.
710
00:55:19,442 --> 00:55:22,153
- Not like that, you're not.
- What was that you said?
711
00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:25,948
I said you're not going
to the recreation area like that.
712
00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:29,660
- I am Inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté.
- How do you do? I'm Turk.
713
00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:31,203
I am here on official business,
714
00:55:31,412 --> 00:55:34,123
and I am looking for someone
at the recreation area.
715
00:55:34,332 --> 00:55:36,167
Not unless you
take off your clothes.
716
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:41,672
- You, sir, are under arrest.
- Arrest? What for?
717
00:55:41,881 --> 00:55:43,299
For making lewd and
suggestive remarks
718
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,009
to an official
of the French government.
719
00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:47,762
- Lewd and suggestive remarks?
- Also for indecent exposure.
720
00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:49,722
- Doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here?
- No.
721
00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:52,725
- What?
- This is a nudist colony.
722
00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:58,189
- A nudist colony?
- Right.
723
00:55:58,356 --> 00:56:00,900
And nobody gets in unless
they take their clothes off.
724
00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:05,112
What, all of them?
725
00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:08,741
All of them.
Right down to your moustache.
726
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,872
♪♪
727
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:34,308
(jazz music)
728
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:04,106
Argh!
729
00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:05,524
(splashing)
730
00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:11,822
(splash)
731
00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:15,576
(car engines revving)
732
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:27,755
- Are you the one who called the police?
- I?
733
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,924
Someone called from this camp
and reported a murder.
734
00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:30,966
Murder?
735
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:35,095
- Tell the men to spread out and search the camp.
- One of your men is already in the camp.
736
00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:38,516
- One of my men?
- Yes. Inspector Clouseau.
737
00:58:38,724 --> 00:58:40,434
Hmm.
738
00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:42,144
- Ah!
- I'm so sorry, I can't understand.
739
00:58:42,353 --> 00:58:43,479
Murder?
740
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,064
Oh!
741
00:59:15,636 --> 00:59:17,137
(Maria) Pssst!
742
00:59:17,346 --> 00:59:19,974
- Beg your pardon?
- Clouseau!
743
00:59:23,269 --> 00:59:24,687
Over here.
744
00:59:31,652 --> 00:59:33,070
Quick.
745
00:59:35,281 --> 00:59:38,075
Listen, that's Dudu.
746
00:59:38,284 --> 00:59:40,619
- Dudu?
- She's dead.
747
00:59:41,704 --> 00:59:43,747
Dead? Dudu?
748
00:59:45,374 --> 00:59:46,667
(acoustic guitar thudding)
749
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,627
♪♪
750
00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,967
(woman screams)
751
00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:57,177
(people scream)
752
01:00:00,389 --> 01:00:03,809
Come out! Out.
753
01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:05,311
Round up everyone.
754
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:08,522
And get me that idiot,
that is if you can find him.
755
01:00:08,731 --> 01:00:10,941
Straight away, sir.
756
01:00:12,484 --> 01:00:16,655
If someone has been murdered here,
please, let it be Clouseau, hmm?
757
01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:19,575
♪♪
758
01:00:26,582 --> 01:00:27,666
(Maria) What are we going to do?
759
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:30,002
(Clouseau) We must do something.
We can't leave here without our clothes.
760
01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:33,464
(Maria) I am getting cold.
Just look at those goose pimples.
761
01:00:34,006 --> 01:00:35,424
(acoustic guitar string
ringing out)
762
01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:48,812
Clouseau!
(echoing)
763
01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:13,295
(car engine turning over)
764
01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:17,549
(car revving)
765
01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:20,052
(horn)
766
01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:23,430
(splashing, ducks quacking)
767
01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:27,601
- I know how you feel but...
- I'm having a bad dream. It's a nightmare.
768
01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:29,353
Believe me, it's nothing
to what would have happened
769
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:30,270
if they'd caught us.
770
01:01:30,479 --> 01:01:34,024
- What do we do now?
- Well, you keep down,
771
01:01:34,233 --> 01:01:36,527
and then they can only see
the top half of me.
772
01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:39,071
Perhaps they will think that
I have just come from the beach,
773
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:40,155
from a swim, you know.
And, uh...
774
01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:43,701
- We can't just keep driving around?
- No.
775
01:01:43,909 --> 01:01:45,619
- Please.
- No, no, that's right.
776
01:01:45,828 --> 01:01:50,332
I will take us to my apartment and
somehow I will try to get us inside.
777
01:01:50,541 --> 01:01:53,377
Please, whatever happens,
try to keep calm.
778
01:01:58,716 --> 01:02:00,426
I can assure you
she's not in the house.
779
01:02:00,634 --> 01:02:04,012
I'm sorry, Monsieur Ballon, but it
is necessary that I see for myself.
780
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,522
She has not been
in the house all day?
781
01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:16,191
All I can tell you is that she
left before I did this morning
782
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,653
and she wasn't here
when I got back an hour ago.
783
01:02:23,115 --> 01:02:25,284
- Henri can verify that.
- Henri?
784
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:28,662
- The head butler.
- I'd like to talk to Henri.
785
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:34,752
Well, he could have verified it.
786
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,452
(crowd chattering)
787
01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:23,717
- Only a few more blocks now.
- I feel like I'm losing my mind.
788
01:03:23,926 --> 01:03:26,678
I think I'm going to start screaming
and I won't be able to stop.
789
01:03:26,887 --> 01:03:29,640
Please, please, try to
hold on to yourself.
790
01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:30,682
(horn honking)
791
01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:34,144
(horn honking, whistle blowing)
792
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:40,901
(whistle blowing)
793
01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:47,449
(horn honking)
794
01:03:47,658 --> 01:03:52,120
(multiple horns honking)
795
01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:55,833
(wails)
796
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,752
- Control yourself, please.
- (wails)
797
01:03:58,961 --> 01:04:00,170
(screams)
798
01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:02,756
(screams)
799
01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:06,051
(siren)
800
01:04:14,685 --> 01:04:16,645
You are off the Gambrelli case.
801
01:04:16,854 --> 01:04:18,730
And you will report for duty
to the Department of Records.
802
01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:19,606
Department of Records?
803
01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:21,358
- In Martinique.
- What?
804
01:04:21,567 --> 01:04:23,986
Tomorrow morning,
or you can forget your pension.
805
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:27,030
But that is not fair.
I was only doing my duty.
806
01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:30,993
And I am right, you will see.
Maria Gambrelli is not a murderer.
807
01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:35,205
There is something
personal in this.
808
01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:38,041
Yes. Deeply personal.
809
01:04:39,293 --> 01:04:43,505
I hate you. Every little
bit of you. Now get out!
810
01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:45,549
You want me to leave?
811
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,765
You are making
a terrible mistake.
812
01:04:53,974 --> 01:04:57,436
If Maria Gambrelli is not a
murderer, and I say she is not,
813
01:04:57,644 --> 01:05:01,440
you are sending an innocent girl
to the guillotine!
814
01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,569
Excuse me, François.
815
01:05:07,446 --> 01:05:09,489
And another thing!
(glass shatters)
816
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:21,126
Martinique?
817
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:26,590
He's on his way.
818
01:05:28,717 --> 01:05:33,388
(François) What about those influential parties
that wanted Clouseau on the case?
819
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:39,269
Whatever they do to me now,
it is not half of what he has done already.
820
01:05:40,562 --> 01:05:42,606
Ah.
821
01:05:42,814 --> 01:05:49,071
Besides, I feel certain I know
who is behind those influential requests.
822
01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,740
- Ballon.
- (François) Ballon?
823
01:05:51,949 --> 01:05:54,868
It's obvious he was having
an affair with Maria Gambrelli.
824
01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:56,870
(François) Most likely.
825
01:05:57,079 --> 01:05:59,247
At first I couldn't understand
why anyone
826
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,751
would want a man like Clouseau
to be in charge of a murder case,
827
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,920
especially a case
of this importance.
828
01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:08,423
- But why would Ballon?
- He wouldn't.
829
01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,759
Unless he was
protecting someone.
830
01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:15,472
Now if you were protecting someone, who
would be the perfect man on the case?
831
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:19,559
A fool. A detective
who is a complete and utter fool.
832
01:06:19,768 --> 01:06:22,020
- Clouseau?
- of course.
833
01:06:22,229 --> 01:06:26,358
If Maria Gambrelli is convicted,
Ballon is up to his ears in a very nasty scandal
834
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:30,487
and Clouseau was his insurance policy
against such a scandal.
835
01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:33,824
Well, he has gone.
836
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:36,868
Ah.
837
01:06:38,036 --> 01:06:40,163
I feel like a child again.
838
01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:44,793
It's an interesting theory,
but what if you are wrong?
839
01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:49,006
I know it's an extremely
remote possibility,
840
01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:53,135
but what if you are wrong and
Ballon is not protecting Maria Gambrelli?
841
01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:56,722
What if she is innocent,
as Clouseau claims?
842
01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:59,224
- Ridiculous.
- But a possibility.
843
01:06:59,433 --> 01:07:01,685
What if Ballon is
protecting someone else,
844
01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:05,897
or what if Ballon himself
is the guilty party?
845
01:07:06,106 --> 01:07:09,651
- It's a sadistic thing to suggest.
- But, if only for the sake of discussion,
846
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:11,903
what if you are wrong,
847
01:07:12,112 --> 01:07:17,034
and Clouseau - a fool,
a complete and utter fool...
848
01:07:17,242 --> 01:07:20,912
- I'd be ruined.
- It's something to consider.
849
01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:22,873
(siren)
850
01:07:28,587 --> 01:07:31,631
- François?
- Yes, Commissioner?
851
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,009
Would you please
call for a doctor?
852
01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:36,636
Are you ill?
853
01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:40,766
I seem to have stabbed myself
with a letter opener.
854
01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:45,729
♪♪
855
01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:04,915
Argh!
856
01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:08,585
Kato, you fool. Get off of me,
will you? Get off me!
857
01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:11,421
Kato, what are
you doing? Not now.
858
01:08:18,178 --> 01:08:21,556
Kato. Release me, you fool.
859
01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,767
(phone rings)
860
01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:28,230
Inspector Clouseau's residence.
861
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:31,399
Give me that telephone,
you idiot.
862
01:08:33,068 --> 01:08:35,987
- Inspector Clouseau here.
- This is the commissioner.
863
01:08:36,196 --> 01:08:39,032
You are back
on the Gambrelli case.
864
01:08:39,241 --> 01:08:40,575
(yelps)
865
01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:43,787
Well, Kato,
I'm back on the case.
866
01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,997
(karate cry)
867
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:52,045
Now to set the trap,
catch the killer,
868
01:08:53,130 --> 01:08:58,343
and prove to the world that Maria
Gambrelli is innocent of murder.
869
01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:04,141
Hello? This is Inspector Clouseau. Connect me
with my assistant immediately, will you?
870
01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:09,604
I am ashamed of myself, Kato.
I forgot the first rule of self-defence.
871
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:12,983
No matter what the circumstances,
always anticipate the unexpected.
872
01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:15,360
Had you been a real assassin,
you might have killed me.
873
01:09:15,569 --> 01:09:17,779
We're going to have to
accelerate our training program.
874
01:09:17,988 --> 01:09:20,615
You must learn to attack me
whenever and wherever I least expect it
875
01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:23,618
and you must give no quarter.
understand?
876
01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:26,288
Hello, Hercule?
This is Clouseau.
877
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:31,376
I am back on the case.
Right, release Maria Gambrelli at once
878
01:09:31,585 --> 01:09:35,130
and make a reservation
for two, tonight, 8:00, at the Café Olè.
879
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,340
Right. Bye bye.
880
01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:41,720
Kato, unpack my things
and lay out my new blue suit.
881
01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:45,223
I'm going to have a lovely hot soak
in a nice warm bath,
882
01:09:45,432 --> 01:09:48,185
and I will plan out my strategy.
883
01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:53,607
(Clouseau humming)
884
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,429
- (karate cry)
- Argh!
885
01:10:24,638 --> 01:10:26,389
(splashing)
886
01:10:26,765 --> 01:10:28,808
(chuckles and whimpers)
887
01:10:30,185 --> 01:10:32,604
He released her again.
888
01:10:33,772 --> 01:10:36,650
And he's taking her
out to dinner.
889
01:10:38,777 --> 01:10:41,238
Every paper in Paris
has the story,
890
01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:44,324
including the
Christian Science Monitor,
891
01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,743
and he gave them the story.
892
01:10:46,952 --> 01:10:49,746
You see, he claims
she's protecting her lover
893
01:10:49,955 --> 01:10:53,375
and the best way to force him
into the open is to make him jealous.
894
01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:54,376
(laughing)
895
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,544
Jealous!
896
01:10:56,753 --> 01:11:00,340
That nincompoop.
That megalomaniac.
897
01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:05,053
He's setting the science of criminal
investigation back a thousand years.
898
01:11:05,262 --> 01:11:07,430
And I can't do
anything about it.
899
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,641
- Why not?
- Why not?
900
01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:13,311
What if he's right?
901
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:17,607
- What if he is?
- I'm finished. Washed up.
902
01:11:17,816 --> 01:11:21,903
Sanity and reason become
things of the past. Madness reigns.
903
01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:23,822
- Just relax.
- Relax?
904
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:25,699
With Clouseau
loose in the world?
905
01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:29,160
You go about offering irresponsible
suggestions like that, doctor,
906
01:11:29,369 --> 01:11:31,288
and you better find yourself
a good analyst.
907
01:11:31,496 --> 01:11:34,082
- Now, just lie down.
- Just lie down.
908
01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:35,917
- And relax.
- Relax.
909
01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:38,878
(chuckles)
Don't you think I want to relax?
910
01:11:39,087 --> 01:11:42,215
Don't you think I'd give my
right arm for a good night's sleep?
911
01:11:42,424 --> 01:11:45,260
I haven't closed my eyes in three days.
912
01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:49,014
I've only eaten a chicken leg
and some clear broth since Wednesday.
913
01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:52,684
I'm cracking up.
I'm coming apart at the seams.
914
01:11:52,892 --> 01:11:53,810
(chuckles)
915
01:11:54,019 --> 01:11:58,648
Look at my eye. I used to have
a perfectly good eye. Two eyes, I mean.
916
01:11:58,857 --> 01:12:03,778
No, Doctor, there is no hope. There is
no hope unless I can get rid of Clouseau.
917
01:12:04,779 --> 01:12:06,781
I must get rid of Clouseau.
918
01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:08,325
(whimpers)
919
01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,744
(Flamenco guitar playing)
920
01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:18,918
(clapping)
921
01:12:50,492 --> 01:12:52,243
(fingers snapping)
922
01:13:03,254 --> 01:13:05,006
(castanets clicking)
923
01:13:30,115 --> 01:13:31,866
(sinister music playing)
924
01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:01,563
(slow tapping)
925
01:14:11,281 --> 01:14:13,032
(tapping speeds up)
926
01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:54,782
Ese gitano de Cordoba,
o sea que eres unico, arsa, mira.
927
01:15:00,038 --> 01:15:01,789
(tapping speeds up)
928
01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:20,183
(silenced gunshot,
glasses shatter)
929
01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:39,494
(sinister music playing)
930
01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:53,091
(Polynesian drumming music)
931
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,031
(sinister music playing)
932
01:16:28,001 --> 01:16:29,752
(applause)
933
01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:34,382
(blowgun dart launched)
934
01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:41,973
(Russian music)
935
01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:43,933
(rhythmic clapping to music)
936
01:16:55,486 --> 01:16:58,448
(all chant)
Pei do dna! Pei do dna!
937
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,911
(applause)
938
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:11,252
(sinister music playing)
939
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:22,889
(rhythmic clapping to music)
940
01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:30,313
(applause)
941
01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:35,234
(all chant)
Pei do dna! Pei do dna!
942
01:17:57,382 --> 01:17:59,133
(sinister music playing)
943
01:18:02,053 --> 01:18:03,805
(rhythmic clapping)
944
01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:08,559
(fabric ripping)
945
01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:11,604
(audience stops clapping
and laughs)
946
01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:18,986
(dancer) What's wrong?
947
01:18:26,536 --> 01:18:28,287
(laughing, applause)
948
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,792
(rhythmic clapping)
949
01:18:50,852 --> 01:18:52,603
(sinister music playing)
950
01:18:56,649 --> 01:18:58,401
(cheering)
951
01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:11,539
(thudding, laughing)
952
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:16,085
I'm not gonna let you look at me
going up the stairs, you naughty thing.
953
01:19:16,294 --> 01:19:19,297
Come on, then.
954
01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:22,800
No, I'm just unlocking the door. No.
955
01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:28,598
You just split up your pants so you could
lure me into this apartment of yours.
956
01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:32,393
Well, this is my apartment.
957
01:19:32,602 --> 01:19:34,979
I know this is your apartment.
958
01:19:35,188 --> 01:19:39,525
- How about a little lure?
- Nothing lure. You lure, you.
959
01:19:39,734 --> 01:19:42,528
Oh, lu-lu-lu-lu-lure.
960
01:19:43,488 --> 01:19:45,198
- Do you know?
- What?
961
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:49,702
I know this is your apartment.
But that won't help you in the least bit.
962
01:19:49,911 --> 01:19:52,288
Why won't that help me
in the least bit?
963
01:19:52,497 --> 01:19:53,915
- Because...
- Question...
964
01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:58,127
- Question, answer, Mr. Police Inspector.
- Jacques Clouseau is the name.
965
01:19:58,336 --> 01:20:00,338
I've given up sex.
966
01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:02,006
Oh.
967
01:20:03,174 --> 01:20:05,009
Quel brutto momento.
968
01:20:05,218 --> 01:20:07,595
I've given up sex.
969
01:20:14,519 --> 01:20:16,270
(sinister music playing)
970
01:20:21,359 --> 01:20:23,110
♪♪
971
01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:30,660
- Promise me.
- What, darling?
972
01:20:31,953 --> 01:20:35,540
Afterwards,
you will not smoke, hm?
973
01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:40,503
I give you my word
as an officer and a gentleman.
974
01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:42,547
Also, a policeman.
975
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:45,591
Policeman.
976
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:48,010
- Jacques?
- Yes, darling.
977
01:20:49,303 --> 01:20:51,097
Carry me.
978
01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:52,765
All right, my darling.
979
01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:56,477
Jacques?
980
01:20:56,686 --> 01:20:58,354
- Yes, my darling?
- I swore I'd never...
981
01:20:58,563 --> 01:20:59,313
- Ooh!
- oh.
982
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:00,273
Sorry, my darling.
983
01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:02,984
Jacques, I swore I'd never,
never do it again, you know.
984
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:06,863
- Yes, darling.
- And I resolve to be so strong.
985
01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:11,742
- Yes, darling.
- You know, we all pay for our sins' don't we?
986
01:21:11,951 --> 01:21:17,164
Could you open the door, my darling?
Anything... worth waiting for is worth...
987
01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:18,499
Oh.
988
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:21,085
(thud and smash)
989
01:21:21,294 --> 01:21:23,296
Oh, darling.
990
01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:32,221
My darling.
My dear, sweet darling.
991
01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:37,435
My sweet darling,
let's have the...
992
01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:39,395
(sinister music playing)
993
01:21:41,105 --> 01:21:41,939
(buzzing)
994
01:21:42,148 --> 01:21:43,107
- Jacques?
- What, darling?
995
01:21:43,316 --> 01:21:45,443
It may be somebody
important, Jacques.
996
01:21:45,651 --> 01:21:47,904
Oh, darling, listen. What could
be more important than this?
997
01:21:48,112 --> 01:21:50,907
Jacques, look what you are doing.
Look at my sleeve.
998
01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:53,200
- It's all right, darling. It looks better that way.
- Jacques, go to the door.
999
01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:55,202
Darling, go to the door.
1000
01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:57,997
- Probably somebody important.
- Don't go away.
1001
01:21:58,205 --> 01:22:00,499
- Don't go away. What?
- Darling, hurry.
1002
01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:02,710
Hurry, yes.
1003
01:22:36,786 --> 01:22:40,539
- Darling!
- Coming, my lovely little darling.
1004
01:22:41,624 --> 01:22:43,876
That's very strange.
1005
01:22:44,085 --> 01:22:49,924
(clock ticking)
1006
01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:53,678
Darling.
1007
01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:56,305
- Oh, my darling.
- Come here.
1008
01:22:58,766 --> 01:23:03,688
Oh! Oh, this is too much
for a simple policeman.
1009
01:23:05,231 --> 01:23:06,691
(gargles)
1010
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:09,151
Oh, my darling.
1011
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:12,238
Wait, I... Wait, wait, wait.
1012
01:23:12,446 --> 01:23:14,824
Wait, my darling. Wait.
1013
01:23:20,538 --> 01:23:22,248
You beautiful, wonderful...
1014
01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:25,334
- You're like a... Like a little pin.
- Like a pin?
1015
01:23:25,543 --> 01:23:27,545
(both laugh)
1016
01:23:33,426 --> 01:23:35,052
- (Kato) Argh!
- (Clouseau) No!
1017
01:23:35,261 --> 01:23:36,679
(Maria screams)
1018
01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:40,433
- (Maria) No!
- (Clouseau) Kato! Kato, you fool!
1019
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:43,185
(Kato shouts in Japanese)
1020
01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:44,979
Kato!
1021
01:23:47,732 --> 01:23:49,233
Kato!
1022
01:23:49,442 --> 01:23:51,861
(Maria shrieks)
1023
01:23:52,069 --> 01:23:54,071
(shouts and screams)
1024
01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:57,575
(shouting in Japanese)
1025
01:24:00,077 --> 01:24:00,995
(glass shattering)
1026
01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:02,580
(shrieks)
1027
01:24:02,788 --> 01:24:03,789
Jacques!
1028
01:24:03,998 --> 01:24:07,001
Don't worry, my darling.
It's only Kato. It's only Kato.
1029
01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:09,211
This poor fool.
1030
01:24:30,941 --> 01:24:32,693
(clock ticking)
1031
01:24:33,861 --> 01:24:35,988
Jacques! oh, Jacques!
1032
01:24:36,197 --> 01:24:38,324
- I killed him.
- Don't worry, you didn't.
1033
01:24:38,532 --> 01:24:42,495
He's all right, my darling. It's nothing to worry.
Nothing can happen to us now.
1034
01:24:42,703 --> 01:24:45,081
(clock chimes)
1035
01:24:46,874 --> 01:24:48,626
(explosion)
1036
01:24:54,298 --> 01:24:57,676
"Trail of death
follows Inspector Clouseau."
1037
01:25:01,639 --> 01:25:06,727
Four people - a doorman,
two customers, and a Cossack.
1038
01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:10,314
Most regrettable.
1039
01:25:10,523 --> 01:25:15,778
Regrettable? Including the Ballon murders
this brings the grand total to eight!
1040
01:25:15,986 --> 01:25:19,490
Well, that just goes to prove
what I have said all along.
1041
01:25:22,118 --> 01:25:25,579
What you've said all along, Clouseau,
qualifies you as the greatest prophet
1042
01:25:25,788 --> 01:25:29,458
since General Custer said he was
going to surround all those Indians!
1043
01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:31,627
Maria Gambrelli did not kill
those four people.
1044
01:25:31,794 --> 01:25:34,547
- Which four people?
- The last four people.
1045
01:25:34,755 --> 01:25:37,383
Someone else killed those four people.
I was with her all the time.
1046
01:25:37,591 --> 01:25:40,553
And whoever he is, he's the same man
who killed the first four people.
1047
01:25:40,761 --> 01:25:43,722
- A doorman? A Cossack?
- Innocent bystanders.
1048
01:25:43,931 --> 01:25:46,308
The murderer was after me.
Fortunately he missed.
1049
01:25:46,517 --> 01:25:48,561
"Fortunately" is not the word.
1050
01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:51,147
Nevertheless, it proves
that my theory is correct.
1051
01:25:51,355 --> 01:25:52,940
You see, because of
some misguided loyalty,
1052
01:25:53,149 --> 01:25:55,401
Maria Gambrelli will not divulge
the name of her former love
1053
01:25:55,609 --> 01:25:58,404
and that man is so jealous
he will kill rather than lose her.
1054
01:25:58,612 --> 01:26:01,657
Are you saying that this man,
the man Maria Gambrelli is protecting,
1055
01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:05,452
her former lover, killed eight people
because he was jealous?
1056
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:06,829
Insanely jealous.
1057
01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:10,499
So jealous he made it look like
Maria Gambrelli was the murderer?
1058
01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:12,543
He's a madman, a psychotic.
1059
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:14,545
- What about the maid?
- The maid?
1060
01:26:14,753 --> 01:26:17,214
Was he jealous of her, too?
He strangled her.
1061
01:26:17,423 --> 01:26:20,426
It's possible that his intended victim
was a man and he made a mistake.
1062
01:26:20,634 --> 01:26:22,928
- A mistake? In a nudist camp?
- Nobody's perfect.
1063
01:26:23,137 --> 01:26:25,181
- Idiot! Nincompoop!
- Sir. Commissioner.
1064
01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:26,932
Lunatic!
1065
01:26:27,141 --> 01:26:29,310
I will have your murderer
for you by tonight.
1066
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:30,644
What?
1067
01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:34,315
- I have a plan.
- What sort of plan?
1068
01:26:35,065 --> 01:26:37,943
A plan that
cannot possibly fail.
1069
01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:57,129
Right. Now, remember,
at eight o'clock sharp,
1070
01:26:57,338 --> 01:27:00,883
you pull the master switch
just as I am about to name the murderer.
1071
01:27:01,091 --> 01:27:03,469
- Leave the lights off for five seconds.
- Yes. Not a second longer.
1072
01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:08,265
Just long enough for the murderer
to leave the room. Understand? You quite clear?
1073
01:27:08,474 --> 01:27:10,100
Right, now we synchronize watches.
1074
01:27:12,311 --> 01:27:16,232
In seven seconds it will be precisely...
1075
01:27:17,358 --> 01:27:19,401
2:43.
1076
01:27:22,279 --> 01:27:26,742
- 2:43?
- Your watch must have stopped. I've 7:46.
1077
01:27:26,909 --> 01:27:29,203
Yes. 7:46, yes.
1078
01:27:29,411 --> 01:27:33,832
- No, no, no. Now it's nearly 7:47.
- Yes, all right. 7:47.
1079
01:27:34,041 --> 01:27:37,753
- Are we synchronizing on 7:47?
- That is what you said.
1080
01:27:37,962 --> 01:27:43,175
No, I said it was nearly.
I've now, ooh... ten seconds to 7:47.
1081
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:47,137
- I've got ten seconds after 7:47.
- You'll have to put your watch back.
1082
01:27:47,346 --> 01:27:49,890
- Yes, all right, all right.
- Five seconds.
1083
01:27:50,099 --> 01:27:51,684
- Yes. Four.
- Four.
1084
01:27:51,892 --> 01:27:52,977
Three.
1085
01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:55,354
(both) Two. One.
1086
01:27:55,562 --> 01:27:56,939
Now.
1087
01:27:58,482 --> 01:28:02,111
That's strange.
The second hand is not moving.
1088
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:05,656
- It's ticking.
- It's moving now.
1089
01:28:05,864 --> 01:28:10,828
What? Yes. Yes, it is. Yes.
I know that. I can see that is moving now.
1090
01:28:11,036 --> 01:28:14,707
- And now I've 7:47 and 23 seconds.
- All right.
1091
01:28:14,915 --> 01:28:18,294
- Let's synchronize on 7:47 and a half.
- Very good.
1092
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,921
(both) Five. Four.
1093
01:28:21,130 --> 01:28:22,298
Three.
1094
01:28:22,506 --> 01:28:24,508
Two. One.
1095
01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:28,220
- Now.
- My watch has stopped.
1096
01:28:28,429 --> 01:28:30,597
Your watch has stopped?
1097
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:33,017
A remarkable coincidence.
It's stopped completely.
1098
01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:35,936
Hmm.
1099
01:28:36,145 --> 01:28:39,398
- Look here. Take my watch.
- But, what about you?
1100
01:28:39,606 --> 01:28:43,652
- Don't worry. I'll keep talking till the lights go out.
- But we still won't be synchronized.
1101
01:28:43,861 --> 01:28:48,240
Yes, it'll be all right. Don't worry.
I'll find a way out of it.
1102
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:01,378
(sinister music playing)
1103
01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,551
(door opens)
1104
01:29:14,183 --> 01:29:17,853
Very kind of you. There's no need
for you to stand. Please sit down.
1105
01:29:20,230 --> 01:29:24,401
Now then. I expect you're wondering
why I've asked you all here.
1106
01:29:24,610 --> 01:29:26,904
Well, whatever the reason,
it's a damn nuisance.
1107
01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:30,407
We usually have dinner at nine o'clock and
you've brought everything to a standstill.
1108
01:29:30,783 --> 01:29:34,453
You will not be inconvenienced
for long, Monsieur Ballon.
1109
01:29:42,836 --> 01:29:45,798
Your clock has stopped,
Monsieur Ballon.
1110
01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:49,385
Yes, but if you want to know
the time, it's exactly 7:50.
1111
01:29:49,593 --> 01:29:51,970
You are slow, darling.
It's 7:52.
1112
01:29:52,763 --> 01:29:57,726
No, my love. This watch has not lost
a second since the day you gave it to me.
1113
01:29:58,310 --> 01:29:59,978
I didn't give it to you.
1114
01:30:01,814 --> 01:30:04,691
I have 7:55, monsieur.
1115
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:07,403
- That is what I have.
- You are both fast.
1116
01:30:07,611 --> 01:30:10,656
No, my watch is right.
I'll prove it to you.
1117
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:16,912
Would you tell me
the right time, please?
1118
01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:19,706
7:54. Thank you.
1119
01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:23,460
(phone rings)
1120
01:30:23,669 --> 01:30:26,380
Yes? It's for you, Inspector.
1121
01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:29,466
Ah, it's for me.
1122
01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:37,558
- Yes?
- What time is it?
1123
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:39,768
What?
1124
01:30:40,519 --> 01:30:44,565
- Your watch has stopped.
- Where are you?
1125
01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:48,110
In the basement. I had the
operator call this number.
1126
01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:49,987
What do I do? I can't
pull the switch at eight o'clock
1127
01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:51,488
if I don't know what time it is.
1128
01:30:51,947 --> 01:30:55,159
- It's, uh, 7:54.
- 55 now.
1129
01:30:55,367 --> 01:30:57,244
55 now, yes.
1130
01:30:57,828 --> 01:31:01,623
I just realized something.
I still won't know when it's eight o'clock.
1131
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:04,668
- Count.
- What?
1132
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,378
Count.
1133
01:31:06,587 --> 01:31:09,089
Oh, count. You mean seconds?
1134
01:31:09,298 --> 01:31:14,386
Yes, that is exactly what I mean,
and don't dare call me here again.
1135
01:31:16,847 --> 01:31:17,389
Now then.
1136
01:31:17,598 --> 01:31:19,433
(phone thudding)
1137
01:31:39,912 --> 01:31:46,293
Now then. I will tell you...
why I have called you all here tonight.
1138
01:31:47,503 --> 01:31:51,924
One of you... is a murderer.
1139
01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:53,884
(dramatic music playing)
1140
01:32:00,182 --> 01:32:03,310
36... 37...
1141
01:32:03,519 --> 01:32:05,729
38... 39.
1142
01:32:07,147 --> 01:32:09,816
Before I name the killer...
1143
01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:16,573
I will explain to you the facts
that led me to discover his...
1144
01:32:16,782 --> 01:32:19,868
or her... identity.
1145
01:32:37,386 --> 01:32:40,514
Now then.
The night the chauffeur was...
1146
01:32:46,353 --> 01:32:48,647
The night the chauffeur was killed.
What was the chauffeur's name?
1147
01:32:49,356 --> 01:32:51,149
- Migwell, yes.
- No, Miguel.
1148
01:32:51,358 --> 01:32:53,860
- Migwell.
- Miguel.
1149
01:32:54,027 --> 01:32:56,446
- Well, this Italian...
- Well, he was a Spaniard.
1150
01:32:58,156 --> 01:33:03,495
Well, this Spaniard, um' Mingwell,
he was furious with Maria Gambrelli.
1151
01:33:03,704 --> 01:33:06,748
He tore her dress off.
He protested violently.
1152
01:33:06,957 --> 01:33:09,418
Argh! Ooh, my foot!
1153
01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:14,381
I'm terribly sorry. I beg your pardon.
I did not notice her. Excuse me.
1154
01:33:14,590 --> 01:33:20,137
He tore her dress off, and at that
precise moment, the door opened...
1155
01:33:21,221 --> 01:33:24,683
and somebody...
somebody shot him.
1156
01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:28,812
Now Maria could not see who the killer was
because she was unconscious.
1157
01:33:29,021 --> 01:33:32,899
And the reason she was unconscious because
she had received a beump upon the head.
1158
01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:35,152
A what?
1159
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:37,613
A beump.
1160
01:33:37,821 --> 01:33:41,241
Now, there is only one way she could
have received a beump like that.
1161
01:33:41,450 --> 01:33:43,869
She was hit upon the head
by an object,
1162
01:33:44,077 --> 01:33:47,331
and the object was the knob
on the closet door.
1163
01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:50,792
Somebody was hiding
in that closet,
1164
01:33:51,001 --> 01:33:54,588
and when they opened the door
she received a beump upon the head.
1165
01:33:54,796 --> 01:33:58,258
- Oh, for heaven's sake, Inspector, come to the point.
- Don't tangle words with...
1166
01:33:58,467 --> 01:34:02,471
- Ow! You clumsy idiot!
- Sorry. I'm terribly sorry.
1167
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:04,097
Ow!
1168
01:34:04,306 --> 01:34:06,016
- (thud)
- (both) Oh!
1169
01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:07,893
Oh, those feathers.
1170
01:34:08,101 --> 01:34:12,022
Oh, I am coming, Maria, my darling.
My darling, I...
1171
01:34:15,776 --> 01:34:17,611
Ooh.
1172
01:34:17,819 --> 01:34:20,864
Careful, monsieur, with me.
Do not tangle with me.
1173
01:34:21,073 --> 01:34:25,369
I'm a trained expert in karate.
My hands are lethal weapons.
1174
01:34:28,372 --> 01:34:29,790
Hmm.
1175
01:34:31,583 --> 01:34:33,585
Now then.
1176
01:34:35,087 --> 01:34:39,841
There is something that I am very
interested to know. These rumours...
1177
01:34:40,050 --> 01:34:44,262
- What happened? What?
- You fell off the sofa, you stupid...
1178
01:34:44,471 --> 01:34:47,766
I know I fell off the sofa, madame.
There is no need to tell me.
1179
01:34:47,974 --> 01:34:50,811
Everything I do
is carefully planned, madame.
1180
01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:52,604
I know that.
1181
01:34:53,397 --> 01:34:54,648
Now, then.
1182
01:34:55,273 --> 01:34:56,483
Uh...
1183
01:34:57,442 --> 01:35:00,112
What was I saying? uh...
1184
01:35:00,904 --> 01:35:04,282
Listen, you, you daydreaming fool.
What are you doing there? I mean...
1185
01:35:04,491 --> 01:35:07,202
Can't you pay attention when I'm talking?
Don't you know what I was saying?
1186
01:35:07,411 --> 01:35:08,286
You're not listening to me.
1187
01:35:08,495 --> 01:35:11,248
With the greatest respect, monsieur,
I heard every word that you said.
1188
01:35:11,456 --> 01:35:13,834
Would you be kind enough
to tell me what it was that I said?
1189
01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:17,587
- You were talking about the closet, monsieur.
- Well, yes?
1190
01:35:17,796 --> 01:35:19,798
You were saying that when
the closet door was opened
1191
01:35:20,006 --> 01:35:21,299
Maria received a
bump on the head
1192
01:35:21,508 --> 01:35:24,761
and from that that you inferred
that someone had been hiding...
1193
01:35:24,970 --> 01:35:27,723
She received a beump on...
And listen, monsieur.
1194
01:35:27,931 --> 01:35:32,936
Next time I may test you without warning,
so pay attention at all times.
1195
01:35:33,145 --> 01:35:36,398
- Yes, monsieur.
- Now then.
1196
01:35:36,606 --> 01:35:42,195
Whoever was in that closet opened
the door and knocked Maria unconscious.
1197
01:35:42,404 --> 01:35:46,825
And whoever the man was that was in that
closet had a reason to be in that closet.
1198
01:35:47,033 --> 01:35:52,330
- How do you know it was a man?
- Because we found his fingerprints, Monsieur Ballon.
1199
01:35:52,539 --> 01:35:56,251
And... they were your fingerprints.
1200
01:35:56,460 --> 01:35:59,171
Well, why not? It's my house.
I've often been in that closet.
1201
01:35:59,379 --> 01:36:01,673
- For what reason?
- Last time it was moths.
1202
01:36:01,882 --> 01:36:02,966
Meuths?
1203
01:36:03,175 --> 01:36:04,760
- Moths.
- Yes, meuths.
1204
01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:07,220
Maria was complaining of meuths.
1205
01:36:07,429 --> 01:36:08,930
Meuths?
1206
01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:12,517
Is that right, Maria, that you were
complaining about these meuths?
1207
01:36:12,726 --> 01:36:15,061
Yes, I did complain about moths.
1208
01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:18,231
Oh, you mean meuths. Yes, the
flying meuths, you mean.
1209
01:36:18,440 --> 01:36:20,400
Yes, of course,
of course, of course.
1210
01:36:20,609 --> 01:36:24,696
No, but what I do not understand is
that in a household of this size,
1211
01:36:24,905 --> 01:36:28,158
the question of meuths should be brought
to the attention of Monsieur Ballon,
1212
01:36:28,366 --> 01:36:31,495
not one of the servants
or the local meuth exterminator.
1213
01:36:31,703 --> 01:36:33,955
However, for the moment,
we will pass over that,
1214
01:36:34,122 --> 01:36:40,921
and we will continue to concentrate
on another type of local exterminator.
1215
01:36:42,214 --> 01:36:44,800
(sinister music playing)
1216
01:37:08,323 --> 01:37:12,786
212, 213, 214...
1217
01:37:13,537 --> 01:37:17,123
Maria Gambrelli, even though
she now realizes it was a mistake,
1218
01:37:17,332 --> 01:37:21,628
is not a sort of a woman to have an affair
with a man and then expose him.
1219
01:37:21,837 --> 01:37:26,550
And we cannot condemn her, because
she does not believe this man was a killer.
1220
01:37:26,758 --> 01:37:29,177
But this man was not only a killer.
1221
01:37:29,386 --> 01:37:31,179
He was an unprincipled villain
1222
01:37:31,388 --> 01:37:35,642
who would rather see Maria Gambrelli go to the
guillotine than lose her to another man.
1223
01:37:35,851 --> 01:37:39,646
He was hiding in the closet when she
came into the room with the Spaniard.
1224
01:37:39,855 --> 01:37:43,149
He opened the door, shot the Spaniard,
and put the gun in Maria's hand.
1225
01:37:43,358 --> 01:37:45,068
You don't know what
you're talking about.
1226
01:37:45,277 --> 01:37:47,696
- Benjamin. Shut up.
- I think that--
1227
01:37:47,904 --> 01:37:51,575
- You have something to say, Monsieur Ballon?
- He has nothing to say.
1228
01:37:51,783 --> 01:37:54,119
No, but she has. Why don't you ask her?
1229
01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:56,413
How dare you.
1230
01:37:56,788 --> 01:37:59,165
- She was having an affair with my husband.
- Liar!
1231
01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:02,168
You are a fine one to talk. Your husband
was having an affair with my wife.
1232
01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:03,879
- Liar!
- Thank you, Pierre.
1233
01:38:04,087 --> 01:38:06,381
- And what about you? What about you and Simone?
- Oh, no!
1234
01:38:06,590 --> 01:38:08,341
- And what about you and Georges?
- Liar!
1235
01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:09,259
- You killed him!
- What?
1236
01:38:09,467 --> 01:38:13,555
- I saw you go to the greenhouse just before Maria.
- He's crazy. Why should I kill Georges?
1237
01:38:13,763 --> 01:38:16,099
- Because you were having an affair with him.
- I should kill him for that?
1238
01:38:16,308 --> 01:38:18,894
You killed him because you knew
he was carrying on with Madame.
1239
01:38:19,102 --> 01:38:20,729
- I saw you kill Dudu.
- Liar!
1240
01:38:20,896 --> 01:38:23,690
- I saw you.
- It's insane. Why should I kill Dudu?
1241
01:38:23,899 --> 01:38:28,153
Because you discovered... you discovered
that she was having an affair with Pierre.
1242
01:38:28,361 --> 01:38:29,821
- That's not true.
- She told me.
1243
01:38:30,030 --> 01:38:31,156
Ah, yes, yes, yes,
of course she told you,
1244
01:38:31,364 --> 01:38:33,408
because you and Dudu
were blackmailing the Madame.
1245
01:38:33,617 --> 01:38:36,786
- You liar!
- She told me! She saw Madame kill Miguel.
1246
01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:38,163
- Shut up!
- That's not possible.
1247
01:38:38,371 --> 01:38:38,830
- What was that?
- What?
1248
01:38:39,039 --> 01:38:42,751
Georges told me he saw Monsieur Ballon climbing out
of Maria's window right after the shooting.
1249
01:38:42,959 --> 01:38:44,002
Well, I didn't kill him.
1250
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:45,545
- I was the one in the closet.
- Oh ho!
1251
01:38:45,754 --> 01:38:48,965
My wife expected to find me with Maria
and shot Miguel by accident.
1252
01:38:49,174 --> 01:38:52,719
- I put the gun in Maria's hand to protect my wife.
- I arrest you for putting the gun in Maria's hand.
1253
01:38:52,928 --> 01:38:56,181
- Oh, you keep out of this.
- You self-righteous hypocrite. You...
1254
01:38:56,389 --> 01:38:57,766
- What about Henri?
- Well, what about Henri?
1255
01:38:57,974 --> 01:38:59,935
- You killed him.
- Why should I kill him?
1256
01:39:00,143 --> 01:39:01,895
- I arrest you.
- I saw you put the... shut up!
1257
01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:04,314
I saw you put the gun,
drag his body into Maria's room.
1258
01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:05,899
- It was you.
- Yes, it was.
1259
01:39:06,066 --> 01:39:09,235
- (Ballon) Why should I kill Henri?
- It's alright, darling.
1260
01:39:09,444 --> 01:39:11,196
(everybody talking over
everybody else)
1261
01:39:17,786 --> 01:39:21,414
298, 299.
1262
01:39:22,582 --> 01:39:24,834
(woman screams)
1263
01:39:25,043 --> 01:39:26,795
(Clouseau) Hercule,
turn on the lights.
1264
01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:36,096
Let me in, Benjamin. Ow!
1265
01:39:38,848 --> 01:39:40,308
No!
1266
01:39:42,143 --> 01:39:45,146
No! Stop! Come back, you fools!
1267
01:39:45,355 --> 01:39:46,272
Come back!
1268
01:39:46,481 --> 01:39:47,482
Clouseau!
1269
01:39:47,649 --> 01:39:49,275
- Stop them. Stop them!
- What?
1270
01:39:49,484 --> 01:39:51,236
- The bomb!
- The what?
1271
01:39:51,444 --> 01:39:53,029
(explosion)
1272
01:39:54,531 --> 01:39:56,032
The bomb?
1273
01:39:58,159 --> 01:39:59,244
It was meant for you.
1274
01:40:00,036 --> 01:40:02,288
What do you mean it was
meant for me, Commissioner?
1275
01:40:02,497 --> 01:40:04,958
The doorman, the two customers
and the Cossack,
1276
01:40:05,166 --> 01:40:08,294
and now, six more
innocent people.
1277
01:40:08,503 --> 01:40:11,798
They were all murderers, except Maurice
who was a blackmailer' Commissioner.
1278
01:40:12,007 --> 01:40:16,469
- Compared with you they were all saints.
- Commissioner, what are you doing?
1279
01:40:16,678 --> 01:40:18,972
- I hate you, Clouseau.
- Commissioner, please.
1280
01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:20,098
I hate you.
1281
01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:22,559
Commissioner, what are you
doing to me? Let go of me.
1282
01:40:22,767 --> 01:40:25,895
- (Commissioner growls)
- Let... Commissioner, let go of my leg.
1283
01:40:27,313 --> 01:40:30,066
Hercule! Get him off me.
1284
01:40:30,275 --> 01:40:32,694
- Commissioner. Commissioner.
- Commissioner. Commissioner.
1285
01:40:34,863 --> 01:40:38,366
- (Commissioner growls)
- Argh, Commissioner!
1286
01:40:52,589 --> 01:40:54,174
Jacques.
1287
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:58,511
Jacques? Are you all right?
1288
01:41:00,055 --> 01:41:02,474
It's all over now, darling.
1289
01:41:03,224 --> 01:41:04,684
You're free.
1290
01:41:13,651 --> 01:41:15,320
(Kato) Argh!
1291
01:41:15,820 --> 01:41:17,781
- (Maria screams)
- (Clouseau) Whoa!
1292
01:41:17,989 --> 01:41:19,741
(splashing)
1293
01:41:19,949 --> 01:41:23,369
(shrieking, splashing)
1294
01:41:23,578 --> 01:41:25,330
♪♪