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LARABEE, THIS IS THE CHIEF.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM MAX?

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Larabee: <i>No, I haven't, Chief.</i>

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DID YOU GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE
THAT I WANTED HIM TO REPORT

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TO ME HERE IN
CHINATOWN IMMEDIATELY?

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Larabee: <i>I certainly
did. You know me, Chief.</i>

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THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING.

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NEVER MIND, LARABEE.
I SEE HIM COMING NOW.

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SORRY I'M LATE, CHIEF.

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THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MAX.
HOW'D YOU MAKE OUT?

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WELL, I CHECKED OUT EVERY
CHINESE RESTAURANT IN TOWN.

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NO SIGN OF THE WHIP.

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I CHECKED OUT EVERY CHINESE
LAUNDRY IN TOWN EXCEPT THAT ONE.

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I FOUND NO SIGN OF HIM EITHER.

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THAT MEANS THEY MUST BE
USING THAT ONE AS A FRONT, CHIEF.

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THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU TO COME
DOWN HERE, I NEED YOUR HELP.

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WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK WHO'S
COMING DOWN THE STREET.

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HE DOES LOOK FAMILIAR.

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I'D BETTER CHECK HIM OUT
IN THE MUG BOOK, CHIEF.

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UNLESS I MISS MY GUESS,
THAT'S KAOS AGENT FU YUNG.

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YOU'RE RIGHT, CHIEF. HERE
IT IS RIGHT IN THE MUG BOOK.

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"BORN IN NEW YORK'S
LOWER EAST SIDE.

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AS A CHILD WAS ALWAYS GETTING INTO
FIGHTS BECAUSE OF HIS FIRST NAME."

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WHAT'S HIS FIRST NAME
GOT TO DO WITH IT?

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WHEN YOU'RE RAISED IN A
NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE HE WAS,

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YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO
FIGHT WITH A NAME LIKE ABE FU YUNG.

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- I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
- BULLIES WERE ALWAYS BEATING HIM UP

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AND THEN HE WAS COMING BACK
AGAIN IN A HALF HOUR FOR MORE.

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HE WENT RIGHT INTO THAT LAUNDRY. MAX, I
THINK WE FOUND WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

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NOW, PLAN FOUR GOES
INTO EFFECT IMMEDIATELY.

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YOU'RE TO GO AROUND BACK, GAIN ENTRANCE
AND TRY TO OVERHEAR WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.

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I'LL STAND THERE ON THE CORNER
AND PICK 'EM UP WHEN THEY COME OUT.

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RIGHT, CHIEF.

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- WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
- I'M CALLING LARABEE.

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LARABEE, PLAN FOUR GOES
INTO EFFECT IMMEDIATELY.

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I WANT YOU TO DRIVE TO THE CORNER
OF 8TH AND WATER CHESTNUT STREET,

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- AND ESTABLISH A ROADBLOCK.
- Larabee:<i> Right, Chief.</i>

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- READY, MAX?
- LET'S GO, CHIEF.

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I HATE THAT STUFF.

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YOU ARE A FOOL, FU.

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- BUT, WHIP, I...
- SILENCE.

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YOU FAILED TO BRING ME
THE INFORMATION I SEEK.

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I'M SORRY. I WASN'T ABLE TO
PENETRATE CONTROL HEADQUARTERS.

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YOU FAILED.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

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OH NO, PLEASE.
NOT THE WHIP, WHIP.

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YES, THE WHIP.

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OLD CHINESE SAYING:

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PUNISHMENT IS
COMPANION OF FAILURE.

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THAT'S ENOUGH.

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BE GLAD I'M IN A
HAPPY MOOD TODAY.

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WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH
A HAPPY MOOD TODAY?

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I'M GOING TO HAVE A CONTROL
AGENT KIDNAPPED AND BROUGHT HERE.

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I INTEND TO HYPNOTIZE HIM,

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SEND HIM BACK TO CONTROL
TO DO OUR WORK FOR US.

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WHY THAT'S BRILLIANT.

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CENTURIES AGO, THIS GONG BELONGED TO
A NOTED CHINESE MAGICIAN, MING CHONG HO.

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WHEN STRUCK, IT SENDS OFF
PSYCHEDELIC LIGHT PATTERNS

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WHICH WILL INSTANTLY HYPNOTIZE
ANY PERSON LOOKING AT IT.

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THAT PERSON IS THEN IN MY POWER.

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THAT'S FANTASTIC.

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I WILL GIVE YOU A
VISUAL DEMONSTRATION.

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BUT STEP BACK, I DO NOT WANT
YOU LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO IT.

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ANYONE WHO LOOKS INTO
IT WILL BE HYPNOTIZED?

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INSTANTLY.

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NOW LISTEN TO ME, MR. SMART.

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<i>YOU ARE COMPLETELY IN MY POWER.</i>

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FROM NOW ON, NO
MATTER WHERE YOU ARE,

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<i>NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE DOING,</i>

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WHEN I TELEPHONE YOU
AND STRIKE THIS GONG,

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<i>YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY
DO AS I BID.</i>

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THIS CONDITION WILL LAST
FOR EXACTLY 30 MINUTES

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AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL
REVERT TO YOUR NORMAL SELF

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WITH NO RECOLLECTION WHATSOEVER

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OF HAVING BEEN
PLACED IN A TRANCE.

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HOW DO WE KNOW IT'LL WORK?

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IT CAN BE EASILY PROVEN.

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IN EXACTLY FIVE SECONDS,
THE SPELL WILL HAVE WORN OFF.

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WE WILL HAVE OUR
PROOF VERY SHORTLY.

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IT'S THE WHIP!

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YOU RANG, MASTER?

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- <i>ARE YOU SURE, MAX?</i>
- I'M POSITIVE, CHIEF.

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I'M TELLING YOU,
FU YUNG CAME IN,

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DROPPED OFF HIS SHIRT,
PICKED UP HIS LAUNDRY

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AND LEFT BY THE BACK DOOR.

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I WAS CERTAIN HE WAS THERE TO
PICK UP OR DELIVER INFORMATION.

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NO, CHIEF. JUST SHIRTS.

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MAX, I'VE GOT SOMETHING
IN MY WALL SAFE.

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<i>THIS</i> IS WHAT THE WHIP IS AFTER.

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YOU'RE KIDDING.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.

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I DIDN'T KNOW HE
PLAYED THE VIOLIN.

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Chief: <i>THIS IS THE NARCO 512.</i>

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I RECOGNIZED IT IMMEDIATELY.

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A WEAPON SO NEW THAT NO
ONE HAS EVER SEEN IT BEFORE.

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HOW DOES IT WORK, CHIEF?

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WE'RE ALL FAMILIAR WITH THE
SHOCK WAVE OF A SONIC BOOM

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WHICH OCCURS WHEN AN AIRCRAFT
BREAKS THE SOUND BARRIER.

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IF WE COULD TAKE THAT ENERGY
AND AMPLIFY IT 10,000 TIMES,

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AND CONFINE IT IN A SMALL AREA,

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CAN YOU IMAGINE THE
RESULTS YOU'D GET?

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A ROCK 'N' ROLL FESTIVAL?

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IT'S NOT QUITE THAT BAD, MAX.

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WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

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I'M GONNA TAKE IT OVER TO THE
PENTAGON, CHIEF, WHERE IT'LL BE SAFE.

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MAX, DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT.

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THE PENTAGON SENT IT
OVER<i> HERE</i> TO BE SAFE.

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THE PLANS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED,

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AND THIS IS THE ONLY
WORKING MODEL IN EXISTENCE.

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UNTIL THE WHIP IS CAUGHT,
THIS GUN IS<i> OUR</i> RESPONSIBILITY.

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WELL, I THINK THEY MADE
A VERY WISE DECISION.

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WITH ME GUARDING THE NARCO 512,

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IT COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS.

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I'VE GOT IT.

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EXCELLENT. OPEN IT UP.

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ONE WON TON, ONE FRIED RICE,

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ONE CHICKEN CHOW MIEN, EGG ROLL.

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IF WE HAD ORDERED FOR TWO, WE
WOULD'VE GOTTEN SWEET AND SOUR RIBS.

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NEVER MIND THE SWEET AND SOUR
RIBS, WHERE ARE THE FORTUNE COOKIES?

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AH. HA HA.

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THIS INNOCENT FORTUNE
COOKIE IS NOT SO INNOCENT

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WHEN IT CONTAINS
INSTRUCTIONS FROM KAOS.

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"YOU WILL LOSE YOUR
LOVER THROUGH FALSE..."

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FU YUNG, YOU INCOMPETENT DOLT,
YOU ORDERED THE WRONG DINNER.

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NO MASTER, I DO AS YOU SAY.

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I ORDERED DINNER NUMBER TWO.

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LOOK AT OTHER FORTUNE COOKIE.

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YOU'D BETTER BE RIGHT.

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"NARCO 512 HAS
NOW BEEN DELIVERED

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TO CONTROL OFFICE."

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- SPLENDID.
- FIRST I WILL EAT.

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I DO NOT WANT FOOD TO GET COLD.

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YOU'RE GOING TO
STOP TO EAT... NOW?

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OF COURSE. I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T
WANT TO WASTE GOOD FOOD.

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PEOPLE ARE STARVING
ALL OVER AMERICA.

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YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T
LIKE ME TO STAY HERE

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WHILE YOU GUARD THE NARCO 512?

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NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, 99. YOU
GO AHEAD AND DO YOUR SHOPPING,

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I'LL SEE YOU AT THE
APARTMENT LATER.

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- REMEMBER, MAX.
- DON'T WORRY, CHIEF, I WON'T FORGET.

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I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU WHAT I
WANTED YOU TO REMEMBER YET.

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OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT.

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YOU'RE NOT TO LEAVE THIS
OFFICE UNTIL LARABEE GETS HERE.

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I DON'T WANT THE NARCO 512
LEFT UNGUARDED FOR A SECOND.

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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING, CHIEF.

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CONTROL HEADQUARTERS.
MAXWELL SMART SPEAKING.

145
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GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. SMART.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?

146
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NO, I DON'T.

147
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PERHAPS THIS WILL HELP YOU.

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J ARTHUR RANK?

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MR. SMART,

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THAT WAS THE SACRED
GONG WHICH TRIGGERED

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THE POST-HYPNOTIC SUGGESTION
WHICH I GAVE YOU YESTERDAY.

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IS THAT CLEAR?

153
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HUH?

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MR. SMART, YOU WILL NOW
NO LONGER BE YOURSELF.

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YOU ARE NOW A MAN OF WISDOM,

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OF INFINITE TASTE AND ABILITY.

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DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I AM SAYING?

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YES, MASTER.

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THESE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS...

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YOU WILL STEAL THE NARCO 512

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00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,642
AND BRING IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY,

162
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AND YOU WILL REMEMBER<i> NOTHING.</i>

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YES, MASTER.

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00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:16,340
MAX, YOU FORGOT
TO GIVE ME MONEY.

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WHAT DO YOU NEED
MONEY FOR, MY DEAR?

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TO GO TO THE MARKET TO BUY FOOD.

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I'M TAKING YOU OUT TO DINNER.

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YOU ARE?

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00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:42,233
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
FOR ONE SINGLE MOMENT

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THAT I'D ALLOW THESE
PRECIOUS HANDS...

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TO WASH DISHES?

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MAX, YOU'RE ACTING VERY
STRANGE. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,363
MAX, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU,

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BUT I JUST LOVE IT.

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- YES, LARABEE?
- HUH?

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WHAT DID YOU WANT?

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I FORGOT.

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GOODBYE, LARABEE.

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CAN I WATCH WHILE I'M
TRYING TO REMEMBER?

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GET OUT, LARABEE.

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WAIT A MINUTE. LARABEE
WAS SUPPOSED TO RELIEVE ME.

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I'D BETTER GO AFTER HIM.

183
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,832
NO, MAX, YOU CAN'T LEAVE
THE NARCO 512 UNGUARDED.

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I'LL GO GET HIM.

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<i>THAT'S MAX, ALL RIGHT.</i>

186
00:13:36,704 --> 00:13:38,493
Max: <i>WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"THAT'S MAX, ALL RIGHT"?</i>

187
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THAT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ME.

188
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I DIDN'T<i> STEAL</i> A FARCO 912.

189
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IT'S NOT THE FARCO
912, IT'S THE NARCO 512.

190
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,102
FARCO, NARCO, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?

191
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I DIDN'T STEAL
EITHER ONE OF THEM.

192
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IF THIS ISN'T YOU, THEN EXPLAIN
TO ME HOW THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN.

193
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:56,067
WELL, I'D SAY AT ABOUT
1/60th OF A SECOND

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WITH AN F-8 LENS.

195
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,371
I'M SORRY, MAX,
PHOTOGRAPHS DON'T LIE.

196
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,274
OKAY, IF I STOLE THE NARCO 512,

197
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,541
THEN WHERE IS IT?

198
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,530
THAT'S WHAT I CAME
HERE TO ASK YOU.

199
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,546
WOULD YOU PLEASE
ASK IT AND LEAVE?

200
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,681
I CAN'T STAND AROUND
HERE ALL DAY TALKING,

201
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,617
I HAVE TO PACK AND
SKIP THE COUNTRY.

202
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,019
- THEN YOU ADMIT YOUR GUILT.
- I DON'T ADMIT ANYTHING.

203
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,521
I CAN'T CONVINCE YOU THAT
THAT'S NOT ME IN THE PICTURE,

204
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,367
BUT I<i> KNOW</i> IT'S NOT
ME IN THE PICTURE,

205
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,736
BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
TAKING THE GUN OUT OF THE SAFE.

206
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,773
CHIEF, THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

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00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,697
- EXPLAINS WHAT?
- MAX'S STRANGE BEHAVIOR.

208
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,010
- WHAT STRANGE BEHAVIOR?
- WHEN I CAME BACK INTO THE OFFICE,

209
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,612
YOU TOOK ME IN YOUR
ARMS AND KISSED ME.

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00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,503
- I KISSED YOU?
- YES, WHEN I ASKED YOU FOR MONEY.

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00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,183
OH, WELL THAT PROVES IT
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME, CHIEF.

212
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,574
<i>MAX!</i>

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00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,976
TO FORGET THAT YOU'VE
ROBBED A SAFE IS ONE THING,

214
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,556
BUT TO FORGET THAT
YOU'VE KISSED YOUR WIFE,

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00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,247
I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY NICE.

216
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,517
MAX, THE PICTURE PROVES
THAT YOU TOOK THE GUN.

217
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:49,398
BUT THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T
REMEMBER TAKING IT IS WHAT PUZZLES ME.

218
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,500
NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

219
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,935
HAVE YOU EVER HAD
SODIUM PENTOTHAL?

220
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,993
WELL, TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, CHIEF, NO.

221
00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,530
I THINK HE'S COMING AROUND, 99.

222
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,643
MAX, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, LOVE?

223
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,300
WHAT HAPPENED?

224
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,115
THE CONTROL DOCTOR GAVE YOU
SOME SODIUM PENTOTHAL... TRUTH SERUM.

225
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,217
YOU'VE BEEN OUT
FOR OVER AN HOUR.

226
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,041
- DID I TALK?
- YES, YOU DID, LOVE.

227
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,354
AND WE KNOW EVERYTHING WE NEED
TO KNOW AND YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR.

228
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:16,047
THEN I DIDN'T STEAL THE
NARCO 512. THAT'S GOOD.

229
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,615
- YOU DID STEAL IT, MAX.
- OH, THAT'S BAD.

230
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,663
NOT NECESSARILY. YOU
TURNED IT OVER TO THE WHIP,

231
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,865
AND IN DOING THAT, WE NOW KNOW WHERE
THE WHIP'S HEADQUARTERS ARE LOCATED.

232
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,124
- OH, THAT'S GREAT.
- THAT'S REALLY GOOD.

233
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,703
NOT NECESSARILY, THE WHIP MAY
SMUGGLE IT OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

234
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:31,929
- OH, THAT'S BAD.
- THAT'S<i> AWFUL.</i>

235
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,331
NOT REALLY, I TOOK
THE PRECAUTION

236
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,278
OF REMOVING THE
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

237
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,469
WHICH MAKES THE
NARCO 512 OPERATIVE.

238
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,871
THE WHIP IS GOING TO
HAVE TO CONTACT YOU AGAIN

239
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,652
AND TRY TO HYPNOTIZE YOU TO
GET YOU TO STEAL THIS PROGRAMMER.

240
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,010
- OH, THAT'S NOT SO GOOD.
- THAT'S ROTTEN.

241
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,112
ACTUALLY, IT ISN'T TOO BAD.

242
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,559
WE'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF
CONTROL'S NEW ANTIHYPNOTIC PILLS,

243
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,823
WHICH WILL MAKE YOU IMMUNE
TO THE WHIP'S HYPNOSIS.

244
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,453
- OH, THAT'S GREAT.
- THAT'S<i> SENSATIONAL.</i>

245
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,366
I WOULDN'T COUNT
ON IT TOO MUCH, MAX.

246
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,423
REMEMBER, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN,

247
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,470
AND IF THE WHIP FINDS OUT
THAT YOU'RE<i> NOT</i> HYPNOTIZED,

248
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,993
HE'LL KILL YOU INSTANTLY.

249
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,508
- OH, I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL.
- I HATE IT.

250
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,809
WHAT WE'RE ASKING YOU TO DO
IS A VERY DANGEROUS THING, MAX.

251
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,245
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO GO THROUGH WITH IT?

252
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,802
- YOU WANT THE TRUTH, CHIEF?
- YES.

253
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,639
I THINK YOU'D BETTER
GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT.

254
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,279
SEE? LIKE I TOLD YOU.

255
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,782
GUN IS LIKE WIFE'S
BROTHER, WILL NOT WORK.

256
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:29,286
I AM MOST GLAD IT DOESN'T,
BUT I'M PUZZLED AS TO WHY.

257
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,523
THIS IS ONLY ONE OF
ITS KIND IN EXISTENCE.

258
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,324
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

259
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,104
IT MEANS YOU CANNOT EXCHANGE IT?

260
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,574
IT MEANS SOMEONE HAS
DELIBERATELY MADE THIS INOPERABLE

261
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,166
BY REMOVING COMPUTER
PROGRAMMER CASSETTE.

262
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,612
THEN THE WEAPON IS USELESS.

263
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,569
LIKE WIFE'S BROTHER.

264
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,250
BUT CONDITION CAN BE
RECTIFIED BY TELEPHONE CALL

265
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:51,342
AND SOUND OF SECRET GONG.

266
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,117
HELLO, WHIP? OH,
IT'S YOU, LARABEE.

267
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,219
GIVE ME THAT PHONE.

268
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,065
LARABEE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING CALLING ON THIS LINE?

269
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,468
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU I'M
GOING TO KEEP THIS LINE OPEN

270
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,625
SO THE WHIP CAN GET THROUGH.

271
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,540
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT IF THE
WHIP WANTED TO GET THROUGH RIGHT NOW,

272
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,075
HE COULDN'T BECAUSE
YOU'RE ON THIS LINE?

273
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,810
WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO KEEP IT OPEN?

274
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,834
- LARABEE, HANG UP THE PHONE.
- YOU TOO.

275
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,186
MAX, THE NEXT TIME
YOU PICK UP THE PHONE,

276
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,720
DON'T SAY, "HELLO, WHIP."

277
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,522
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
KNOW HE'S GOING TO CALL.

278
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,680
I'M SORRY, CHIEF. I
GUESS I'M A LITTLE JUMPY.

279
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,260
YOU HAVE REASON
TO BE JUMPY, MAX.

280
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,128
THIS IS A VERY
DANGEROUS ASSIGNMENT.

281
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,786
99, WE'RE GONNA TAKE
EVERY PRECAUTION POSSIBLE.

282
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,422
NOW, IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR PILL, MAX.

283
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,090
WHAT'S THIS, CHIEF?

284
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,692
IT'S AN ANTIHYPNOTIC PILL.

285
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,461
YOU'LL BE IMMUNE TO ANY
FORM OF HYPNOSIS FOR 24 HOURS.

286
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,475
BUT WON'T THEY KNOW MAX
HASN'T BEEN HYPNOTIZED?

287
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,244
NOT IF HE'S A GOOD ACTOR, 99,
BUT AS AN ADDED PRECAUTION,

288
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,435
I'M ISSUING MAX THIS PEN GUN.

289
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,149
IT'S EQUIPPED WITH A CARTRIDGE
OF HIGH-POTENCY SLEEPING GAS.

290
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,374
OH, THAT'S GREAT, CHIEF. I HAVEN'T
BEEN SLEEPING TOO WELL LATELY.

291
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,810
IT'S NOT FOR YOU,
MAX, IT'S FOR THE WHIP.

292
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,991
THE WHIP HASN'T BEEN
SLEEPING TOO WELL LATELY?

293
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:08,151
MAX, THAT MUST BE THE WHIP. BE
VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY NOW.

294
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,155
CONTROL HEADQUARTERS.

295
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,624
MAXWELL SMART, PLEASE.

296
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,992
SPEAKING.

297
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,027
I TRIED TO REACH
YOU A MOMENT AGO,

298
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,397
BUT THE LINE WAS BUSY.

299
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,705
THERE IS SOMETHING I
WOULD LIKE YOU TO LISTEN TO.

300
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,966
I'M LISTENING.

301
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,379
MR. SMART, YOU HAVE JUST
HEARD THE SACRED GONG

302
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,249
WHICH TRIGGERED THE
POST-HYPNOTIC SUGGESTION.

303
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,517
DO YOU UNDERSTAND, MR. SMART?

304
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,119
YES, MASTER.

305
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,187
HERE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS.

306
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:48,024
YOU WILL STEAL THE COMPUTER
PROGRAMMER CASSETTE OF THE NARCO 512

307
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,761
AND BRING IT TO
ME WITHOUT DELAY.

308
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,529
YES, MASTER.

309
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,670
WELL, IT WORKED, CHIEF.

310
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,472
THE WHIP THINKS I'M HYPNOTIZED

311
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,552
AND INSTRUCTED ME TO BRING THE
PROGRAMMER COMPUTER CASSETTE

312
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,610
OVER TO HIS OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.

313
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,079
OUR PLAN IS WORKING.
I'LL GET IT OUT OF THE SAFE.

314
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,651
COME ON, 99.

315
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,055
WHAT'RE YOU TWO DOING?

316
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,702
WE DON'T HAVE ONE OF
THE THREE OF US, CHIEF.

317
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:23,260
- ONE WHAT?
- A PHOTOGRAPH. SMILE, 99.

318
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,368
MR. SMART IS HERE.

319
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:35,239
SHOW HIM IN.

320
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:36,807
Fu Yung: <i>YOU MAY
ENTER, MR. SMART.</i>

321
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,984
I THOUGHT YOU SAID WHEN YOUR
SUBJECT BECOMES HYPNOTIZED

322
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,607
HE'S EXTREMELY GRACEFUL.

323
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,611
YOU BROUGHT THE
CASSETTE, MR. SMART?

324
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,948
- YES, MASTER.
- MAY I HAVE IT, PLEASE?

325
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,919
THANK YOU, MR. SMART.

326
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,189
NOW THAT I HAVE NO FURTHER
NEED FOR YOU, GOODBYE.

327
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:29,360
- YOU'RE LEAVING?
- NO, YOU'RE LEAVING.

328
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,267
YOU MAKE A MISTAKE, MR. SMART,
YOU BRING THE WRONG CASSETTE.

329
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,536
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
TRY A GLEN CAMPBELL?

330
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,073
ALL RIGHT, MR. SMART.

331
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,587
IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS. YOU
ARE NO LONGER IN MY POWER.

332
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,611
THEN IT SHOULD ALSO BE OBVIOUS

333
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,413
THAT YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

334
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,781
FU, KILL HIM.

335
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,757
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, FU.

336
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:02,159
YOUR PEN IS NO MATCH
FOR MY HATCHET, MR. SMART.

337
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,261
THIS IS NO ORDINARY PEN, FU.

338
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,329
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

339
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,907
AND NOW, WHIP, IT'S YOUR TURN.

340
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,918
AND NOW, MR. SMART,

341
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:32,022
I AM GOING TO WHIP YOU WITHIN AN
INCH OF YOUR LIFE, UNMERCIFULLY.

342
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,820
MAX! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

343
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,489
OH, I'M FINE, 99.

344
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,636
WE WAITED AS LONG AS WE DARED.
WHEN WE DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU,

345
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,171
WE FIGURED SOMETHING
HAD GONE WRONG.

346
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,540
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF, THE
SITUATION IS WELL IN HAND.

347
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:14,598
NOT ONLY DID WE MANAGE
TO SAVE THE NARCO 512,

348
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:18,636
BUT WE ALSO CAPTURED ABE
FU YUNG AND THE INFAMOUS WHIP.

349
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,410
WHAT'S THE MATTER, CHIEF?

350
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,557
WHAT A STRANGE LOOKING GONG.

351
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,726
IT'S FASCINATING. I'LL BET
IT'S THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD.

352
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:35,051
<i>THAT</i> IS THE SACRED GONG THAT THE
WHIP USED TO HYPNOTIZE HIS VICTIMS.

353
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,464
NO KIDDING. HOW DOES IT WORK?

354
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,767
WHEN THAT GONG IS
STRUCK BY THAT HAMMER,

355
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:42,593
CERTAIN MAGIC PSYCHEDELIC LIGHT
PATTERNS APPEAR IN THE VICTIM'S EYES

356
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,062
CAUSING HIM TO FALL
IMMEDIATELY UNDER THE SPELL

357
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,543
OF WHOEVER IT WAS
WHO STRUCK THE GONG.

358
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,766
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?

359
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:57,085
LARABEE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
DID WHEN YOU STRUCK THAT GONG?

360
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,610
YOU HYPNOTIZED THE
CHIEF. HE'S IN YOUR POWER.

361
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,445
IS THAT RIGHT, CHIEF?

362
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,079
YES, MASTER.

363
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:09,086
WELL... LET'S SEE.

364
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:14,358
WELL, I WASN'T A
RAISE, A FEW WEEKS OFF,

365
00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:16,393
A NEW CAR,

366
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:18,729
AND I THINK I WOULD
LIKE YOUR OFFICE.

367
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,798
YES YES, I'D LIKE THAT.

368
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,432
YOU CAN TAKE MINE.

369
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,769
AND I WANT THE
LOCATION AND THE KEY

370
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,104
TO THE SECRET
EXECUTIVE WASHROOM.

371
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:28,884
I'D LIKE THAT. I'D<i> LOVE </i> THAT.

372
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,508
AND...