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I think there must be
something wrong with me, Linus.
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Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy.
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I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel.
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I just don't understand Christmas,
I guess.
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I like getting presents
and sending Christmas cards...
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...and decorating trees and all that,
but I'm still not happy.
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I always end up feeling depressed.
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Charlie Brown,
you're the only person I know...
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...who can take a wonderful season
like Christmas and turn it into a problem.
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Maybe Lucy's right.
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Of all the Charlie Browns in the world,
you're the Charlie Browniest.
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[ECHOES]
Hello in there.
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Rats.
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Nobody sent me a Christmas card today.
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I almost wish
there weren't a holiday season.
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I know nobody likes me.
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Why do we have to have a holiday season
to emphasize it?
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Thanks for the Christmas card
you sent me, Violet.
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I didn't send you a Christmas card,
Charlie Brown.
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Don't you know sarcasm
when you hear it?
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Pigpen,
you're the only person I know...
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...who can raise a cloud of dust
in a snowstorm.
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[CHOMPING]
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Try to catch snowflakes
on your tongue.
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It's fun.
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Mm. Needs sugar.
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It's too early.
I never eat December snowflakes.
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I always wait until January.
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They sure look ripe to me.
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You think you're so smart
with that blanket.
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What are you gonna do with it
when you grow up?
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Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat.
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I think you have a customer.
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May I help you?
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-I'm in sad shape.
-Wait a minute.
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Before you begin,
I must ask that you pay in advance.
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Five cents, please.
38
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Boy, what a sound.
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How I love to hear that old money plink,
that beautiful sound of cold, hard cash.
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That beautiful, beautiful sound.
Nickels, nickels, nickels.
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That beautiful sound of plinking nickels.
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All right, now,
what seems to be your trouble?
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I feel depressed.
I know I should be happy, but I'm not.
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Well, as they say on TV...
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...the mere fact
that you realize you need help...
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...indicates that you are not too far gone.
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I think we'd better pinpoint your fears.
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If we can find out what you're afraid of,
we can label it.
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Are you afraid of responsibility?
If you are, then you have hypengyophobia.
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-I don't think that's quite it.
-How about cats?
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If you're afraid of cats,
you have ailurophasia.
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Well, sort of, but I'm not sure.
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Are you afraid of staircases?
If you are, then you have climacophobia.
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Maybe you have thalassophobia.
This is fear of the ocean.
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Or gephyrophobia,
which is the fear of crossing bridges.
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Or maybe you have pantophobia.
Do you think you have pantophobia?
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-What's pantophobia?
-The fear of everything.
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[SHOUTING]
That's it!
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Actually, Lucy, my trouble is Christmas.
I just don't understand it.
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Instead of feeling happy,
I feel sort of let down.
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You need involvement.
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You need to get involved
in some real Christmas project.
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How would you like to be the director
of our Christmas play?
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Me? You want me to be the director
of the Christmas play?
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Sure, Charlie Brown.
We need a director, you need involvement.
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We've got a shepherd, musicians,
animals, everyone you need.
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We've even got a Christmas queen.
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I don't know anything
about directing a Christmas play.
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Don't worry, I'll be there to help you.
I'll meet you at the auditorium.
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Incidentally, I know how you feel
about all this Christmas business...
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...getting depressed and all that.
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It happens to me every year.
I never get what I really want.
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I always get a lot of stupid toys
or a bicycle...
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...or clothes or something like that.
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-What is it you want?
-Real estate.
76
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What's going on here?
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What's this?
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"Find the true meaning of Christmas.
Win money, money, money.
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Spectacular, super-colossal neighborhood
Christmas-lights-and-display contest."
80
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Lights-and-display contest? Oh, no.
81
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My own dog gone commercial.
I can't stand it. Oh....
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I've been looking for you, big brother.
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Will you please write a letter
to Santa Claus for me?
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Well, I don't have much time.
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I'm supposed to get down to the school
auditorium and direct a Christmas play.
86
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You write it,
and I'll tell you what I want to say.
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Okay, shoot.
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Dear Santa Claus, how have you been?
Did you have a nice summer?
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How is your wife?
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I have been extra good this year...
91
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...so I have a long list of presents
that I want.
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Oh, brother.
93
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Please note the size and color of each item
and send as many as possible.
94
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If it seems too complicated,
make it easy on yourself:
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Just send money.
96
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-How about 10s and 20s?
-Tens and 20s? Oh....
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Even my baby sister.
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All I want is what I have coming to me.
All I want is my fair share.
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[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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All right, quiet, everybody.
101
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Our director will be here any minute
and we'll start rehearsal.
102
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-Director? What director?
-Charlie Brown.
103
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-Oh, no, we're doomed.
-This will be the worst Christmas play ever.
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Here he comes.
Attention, everyone, here's our director.
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[APPLAUDING]
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Booooooo.
107
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Man's best friend.
108
00:09:07,752 --> 00:09:09,918
Well, it's real good seeing y'all here.
109
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As you know,
we are going to put on the Christmas play.
110
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Due to the shortage of time,
we'll get right down to work.
111
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One of the first things
to insure a good performance...
112
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...is strict attention to the director.
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I'll keep my directions simple.
114
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If I point to the right,
it means focus attention stage right.
115
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If I make a slashing motion
across my throat...
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...it means cut the scene short.
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If I make a revolving motion with my hand,
it means pick up the tempo.
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If I spread my hands apart,
it means slow down.
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It's the spirit of the actors that counts,
the interest that they show in their director.
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Am I right? I said, am I right?
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[PLAYING VINCE GUARALDI'S
"LINUS & LUCY"]
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Stop the music! All right, now.
123
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We're going to do this play
and we're going to do it right.
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Lucy, get those costumes and scripts
and pass them out.
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Now, the script girl
will be handing out your parts.
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You're the innkeeper's wife.
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00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:40,256
Do innkeepers' wives
have naturally curly hair?
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00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,130
Pigpen, you're the innkeeper.
129
00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:48,501
In spite of my outward appearance,
I shall try to run a neat inn.
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00:10:48,878 --> 00:10:51,750
Shermy, you're a shepherd.
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00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:57,207
Every Christmas it's the same.
I always end up playing a shepherd.
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Snoopy, you'll have to be all the animals
in our play.
133
00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:03,621
-Can you be a sheep?
-Baa.
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00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,911
-How about a cow?
-Moo.
135
00:11:06,704 --> 00:11:08,910
How about a penguin?
136
00:11:11,201 --> 00:11:14,533
-Yes, he's even a good penguin.
-Ooow!
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00:11:17,032 --> 00:11:18,531
No, no, no.
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00:11:18,531 --> 00:11:21,988
Listen, all of you.
You've got to take direction.
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[LUCY SPEAKING AND SNOOPY MOUTHING]
You've got to have discipline.
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00:11:24,112 --> 00:11:28,693
You've gotta have respect
for your director.
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00:11:29,152 --> 00:11:31,400
I ought to slug you.
142
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,024
Ugh. I've been kissed by a dog.
I have dog germs.
143
00:11:35,024 --> 00:11:38,523
Get hot water,
get some disinfectant, get some iodine.
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00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,272
-Waaah.
-Ah.
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00:11:40,272 --> 00:11:44,229
All right, all right, script girl,
continue with the scripts.
146
00:11:46,228 --> 00:11:49,976
Linus, you've got to get rid
of that stupid blanket.
147
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,516
And here, memorize these lines.
148
00:11:52,516 --> 00:11:56,265
I can't memorize these lines.
This is ridiculous.
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00:11:56,265 --> 00:11:59,390
Memorize it and be ready to recite
when your cue comes.
150
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:02,180
I can't memorize something like this
so quickly.
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00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,220
Why should I be put through such agony?
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00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:08,719
Give me one good reason
why I should memorize this.
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00:12:08,719 --> 00:12:14,842
I'll give you five good reasons:
One, two, three, four, five.
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00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:16,341
Those are good reasons.
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00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,048
Christmas is not only
getting too commercial...
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...it's getting too dangerous.
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00:12:21,548 --> 00:12:23,838
And get rid of that stupid blanket.
158
00:12:23,838 --> 00:12:26,086
What's a Christmas shepherd
gonna look like...
159
00:12:26,086 --> 00:12:28,168
...holding a stupid blanket like that?
160
00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:30,167
Well, this is one Christmas shepherd...
161
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,667
...who's going to keep his trusty blanket
with him.
162
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:35,832
See? You wouldn't hit
an innocent shepherd, would you?
163
00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:40,748
Okay, Mr. Director, the cast is set.
Take over.
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00:12:40,748 --> 00:12:44,705
All right, let's have it quiet.
Places, everybody.
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Schroeder, set the mood for first scene.
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[PLAYING VINCE GUARALDI’S
"LINUS & LUCY"]
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00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:56,783
Cut, cut. No, no, no.
168
00:12:58,117 --> 00:13:00,948
Look, let's rehearse the scene at the inn.
169
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:04,363
-Frieda, this is--
-We can't go on. There's too much dust.
170
00:13:04,572 --> 00:13:08,027
It's taking the curl
out of my naturally curly hair.
171
00:13:08,027 --> 00:13:09,819
Don't think of it as dust.
172
00:13:09,819 --> 00:13:14,775
Think of it as maybe the soil
of some great past civilization.
173
00:13:14,775 --> 00:13:19,649
Maybe the soil of ancient Babylon.
It staggers the imagination.
174
00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:23,356
He may be carrying soil
that was trod upon by Solomon.
175
00:13:23,356 --> 00:13:25,271
Or even Nebuchadnezzar.
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00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:29,268
It sort of makes you wanna treat me
with more respect, doesn't it?
177
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:32,768
You're an absolute mess.
Just look at yourself.
178
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:37,266
On the contrary,
I didn't think I'd look that good.
179
00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:39,766
Sally, come here.
180
00:13:40,475 --> 00:13:44,347
-What do you want her for?
-She's gonna be your wife.
181
00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:49,302
Good grief.
182
00:13:49,302 --> 00:13:52,510
Isn't he the cutest thing?
183
00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:57,342
He has the nicest sense of humor.
184
00:13:58,425 --> 00:14:02,632
-Lunch break, lunch break.
-Lunch break?
185
00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:11,293
All right, now,
there's no time for foolishness.
186
00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:14,833
We've got to get on with our play.
187
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:18,166
That's right. What about my part?
188
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,289
What about the Christmas queen, hmm?
189
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:26,870
Are you going to let all this beauty
go to waste?
190
00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:31,285
You do think I'm beautiful, don't you,
Charlie Brown?
191
00:14:31,285 --> 00:14:35,825
You didn't answer me right away.
You had to think about it first, didn't you?
192
00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:39,657
If you really had thought I was beautiful,
you would've spoken right up.
193
00:14:39,657 --> 00:14:42,906
I know when I've been insulted.
I know when I've been insulted.
194
00:14:42,906 --> 00:14:45,155
Good grief.
195
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:49,194
All right, let's take it from the top again.
196
00:14:49,194 --> 00:14:52,609
Places. Action.
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00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:55,775
[PLAYING VINCE GUARALDI’S
"LINUS & LUCY"]
198
00:15:02,148 --> 00:15:05,521
Charlie Brown, isn't it a great play?
199
00:15:05,982 --> 00:15:07,439
That does it.
200
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,354
Now, look, if we're ever to get this play
off the ground...
201
00:15:10,354 --> 00:15:13,603
...we've gotta have some cooperation.
202
00:15:14,354 --> 00:15:17,726
What's the matter, Charlie Brown?
Don't you think it's great?
203
00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:21,516
-It's all wrong.
-Look, Charlie, let's face it.
204
00:15:21,516 --> 00:15:24,390
We all know that Christmas
is a big commercial racket.
205
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,972
It's run by a big Eastern syndicate,
you know.
206
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:30,012
Well, this is one play
that's not gonna be commercial.
207
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,093
-Look, Charlie Brown, what do you want?
-The proper mood.
208
00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:36,301
-We need a Christmas tree.
-Hey, perhaps a tree.
209
00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:39,758
A great big, shiny,
aluminum Christmas tree.
210
00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:44,424
That's it, Charlie Brown. You get the tree.
I'll handle this crowd.
211
00:15:44,424 --> 00:15:49,171
Okay. I'll take Linus with me.
The rest of you practice your lines.
212
00:15:49,171 --> 00:15:53,419
Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find,
Charlie Brown, maybe painted pink.
213
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:58,042
Yeah, do something right for a change,
Charlie Brown.
214
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:06,039
I don't know, Linus. I just don't know.
215
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:11,202
Well, I guess we'd better concentrate
on finding a nice Christmas tree.
216
00:16:14,244 --> 00:16:17,076
I suggest we try those searchlights,
Charlie Brown.
217
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,364
[HOLLOW METAL ECHOING]
218
00:16:25,364 --> 00:16:28,738
This really brings Christmas close
to a person.
219
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,527
Fantastic.
220
00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:51,519
LINUS: Gee, do they still make
wooden Christmas trees?
221
00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:54,561
CHARLIE: This little green one here
seems to need a home.
222
00:16:54,561 --> 00:16:56,435
I don't know, Charlie Brown.
223
00:16:56,435 --> 00:17:00,850
Remember what Lucy said?
This doesn't seem to fit the modern spirit.
224
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:02,058
I don't care.
225
00:17:02,058 --> 00:17:05,181
We'll decorate it,
and it'll be just right for our play.
226
00:17:05,181 --> 00:17:08,014
Besides, I think it needs me.
227
00:17:15,219 --> 00:17:19,508
This is the music I've selected
for the Christmas play.
228
00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:26,423
What kind of Christmas music is that?
229
00:17:26,423 --> 00:17:29,256
Beethoven Christmas music.
230
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,922
What has Beethoven got to do
with Christmas?
231
00:17:31,922 --> 00:17:34,586
Everyone talks
about how great Beethoven was.
232
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,003
Beethoven wasn't so great.
233
00:17:37,003 --> 00:17:40,543
What do you mean,
Beethoven wasn't so great?
234
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:44,582
He never got his picture
on bubble-gum cards, did he?
235
00:17:44,582 --> 00:17:47,540
Have you ever seen his picture
on a bubble-gum card?
236
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,706
-Hmm?
-How can you say someone is great...
237
00:17:49,706 --> 00:17:52,204
...who's never had his picture
on bubble-gum cards?
238
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,286
Good grief.
239
00:17:54,537 --> 00:17:57,535
[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
240
00:18:18,861 --> 00:18:20,193
[MUSIC STOPS]
241
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:37,060
Say, by the way,
can you play "Jingle Bells"?
242
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,560
[PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS"]
243
00:18:44,643 --> 00:18:46,890
No, no. I mean "Jingle Bells."
244
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,681
You know, deck them halls
and all that stuff.
245
00:18:49,681 --> 00:18:53,012
[PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS"
ON ELECTRIC ORGAN]
246
00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:56,885
No, no. You don't get it at all.
I mean "Jingle Bells."
247
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,009
You know, Santa Claus and ho-ho-ho.
248
00:18:59,009 --> 00:19:02,591
And mistletoe
and presents to pretty girls.
249
00:19:03,134 --> 00:19:07,131
[PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS" OFF KEY]
250
00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:11,963
That's it!
251
00:19:13,505 --> 00:19:15,254
We're back.
252
00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:26,332
Boy, are you stupid, Charlie Brown.
253
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:30,872
-What kind of a tree is that?
-You were supposed to get a good tree.
254
00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:33,662
Can't you even tell a good tree
from a poor tree?
255
00:19:33,662 --> 00:19:36,160
I told you he'd goof it up.
256
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,659
He's not the kind you can depend on
to do anything right.
257
00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:43,283
-You're hopeless, Charlie Brown.
-Completely hopeless.
258
00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:45,282
Rats.
259
00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:51,990
You've been dumb before, Charlie Brown,
but this time you really did it.
260
00:19:53,532 --> 00:19:55,238
What a tree.
261
00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:57,737
[ALL LAUGHING]
262
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:09,649
I guess you were right, Linus.
I shouldn't have picked this little tree.
263
00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:11,981
Everything I do turns into a disaster.
264
00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:15,145
I guess I really don't know
what Christmas is all about.
265
00:20:15,145 --> 00:20:19,602
Isn't there anyone
who knows what Christmas is all about?
266
00:20:19,602 --> 00:20:24,142
Sure, Charlie Brown.
I can tell you what Christmas is all about.
267
00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,890
Lights, please.
268
00:20:33,848 --> 00:20:37,678
And there were in the same country
shepherds abiding in the field...
269
00:20:37,678 --> 00:20:39,928
...keeping watch over their flock by night.
270
00:20:39,928 --> 00:20:43,134
And, lo, the angel of the Lord
came upon them...
271
00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:45,925
...and the glory of the Lord shone round
about them...
272
00:20:45,925 --> 00:20:47,424
...and they were sore afraid.
273
00:20:47,424 --> 00:20:48,965
And the angel said unto them:
274
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:53,339
"Fear not, for, behold,
I bring you tidings of great joy...
275
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,961
...which shall be to all people.
276
00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:59,627
For unto you is born this day,
in the city of David, a savior...
277
00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:01,585
...which is Christ the Lord.
278
00:21:01,585 --> 00:21:03,959
And this shall be a sign unto you.
279
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:08,624
Ye shall find the babe wrapped
in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger."
280
00:21:08,624 --> 00:21:10,706
And suddenly, there was with the angel...
281
00:21:10,706 --> 00:21:14,830
...a multitude of the heavenly host
praising God and saying:
282
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:20,910
"Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth,
peace, goodwill toward men."
283
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:33,822
That's what Christmas is all about,
Charlie Brown.
284
00:22:17,097 --> 00:22:19,928
LINUS [VOICE-OVER]: For, behold,
I bring you tidings of great joy...
285
00:22:19,928 --> 00:22:21,428
...which shall be to all people.
286
00:22:21,428 --> 00:22:23,468
For unto you is born this day...
287
00:22:23,761 --> 00:22:26,801
...in the city of David, a savior,
which is Christ the Lord.
288
00:22:26,801 --> 00:22:29,716
And this shall be a sign unto you.
289
00:22:32,924 --> 00:22:34,256
Linus is right.
290
00:22:34,256 --> 00:22:37,879
I won't let all this commercialism
ruin my Christmas.
291
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:43,710
I'll take this little tree home
and decorate it...
292
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:47,251
...and I'll show them it really will work
in our play.
293
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,953
First prize?
294
00:23:06,743 --> 00:23:07,784
Oh, well.
295
00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:11,740
This commercial dog
is not going to ruin my Christmas.
296
00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:23,153
I've killed it. Oh....
297
00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:26,110
Everything I touch gets ruined.
298
00:23:36,566 --> 00:23:40,645
I never thought
it was such a bad little tree.
299
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:46,268
It's not bad at all, really.
Maybe it just needs a little love.
300
00:23:58,097 --> 00:24:02,053
Charlie Brown is a blockhead,
but he did get a nice tree.
301
00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:08,342
[HUMMING "HARK! THE HERALD
ANGELS SING"]
302
00:24:24,502 --> 00:24:26,960
What's going on here?
303
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:37,749
ALL:
Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown.
304
00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:40,913
[ALL SINGING "HARK! THE HERALD
ANGELS SING"]
305
00:25:30,459 --> 00:25:32,335
Now what?
306
00:25:32,503 --> 00:25:34,462
Kind of a steep hill, isn't it?
307
00:25:34,630 --> 00:25:39,384
Don't worry about it.
Just lean forward and jiggle your feet.
308
00:25:39,551 --> 00:25:40,927
I think I've changed my mind.
309
00:25:41,095 --> 00:25:42,929
[SCREAMS]
310
00:25:43,097 --> 00:25:48,267
If I had of known you were only going
that far, I would have stayed in.
311
00:25:53,107 --> 00:25:57,402
Here we go. We put it in fast forward,
and here we go.
312
00:25:57,569 --> 00:25:59,153
[THUD]
313
00:25:59,321 --> 00:26:00,947
LINUS:
Fast reverse.
314
00:26:05,327 --> 00:26:07,328
[SCREAMING]
315
00:26:13,752 --> 00:26:18,464
I think they look better when they have
a little star or an angel on top.
316
00:26:21,135 --> 00:26:23,428
Would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath?
317
00:26:23,595 --> 00:26:25,138
It's not even Thanksgiving yet.
318
00:26:25,305 --> 00:26:29,726
By the time Christmas comes,
all the needles will be falling off.
319
00:26:30,018 --> 00:26:31,936
Don't hang it near the turkey.
320
00:26:37,317 --> 00:26:39,402
Would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath?
321
00:26:39,570 --> 00:26:42,530
It isn't even Thanksgiving yet.
322
00:26:43,657 --> 00:26:46,409
Would you like to buy
a Thanksgiving wreath?
323
00:26:51,707 --> 00:26:53,791
Would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath?
324
00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:55,418
Do you know what you are doing?
325
00:26:55,586 --> 00:27:00,173
Don't you realize you're adding
to the over-commercializing of Christmas?
326
00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:02,133
Not till I sell one.
327
00:27:06,096 --> 00:27:08,473
Good morning.
This is a Christmas wreath--
328
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,851
Thank you. I love samples.
329
00:27:14,521 --> 00:27:18,816
I give up. I can't imagine anyone else
having as much trouble as I do...
330
00:27:18,984 --> 00:27:20,693
...selling Christmas wreaths.
331
00:27:21,695 --> 00:27:25,072
Good morning, sir. Would you like to buy
a nice Christmas wreath?
332
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,241
[DOOR SLAMS]
333
00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:30,411
Merry Christmas anyway, sir.
334
00:27:30,579 --> 00:27:34,457
"God bless us every one!"
said Tiny Tim, the last of all.
335
00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:36,918
And joy to the world.
336
00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:39,587
Rats.
337
00:27:41,131 --> 00:27:43,466
What are you up to, big brother?
338
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:46,886
I'm trying to sell Christmas wreaths
from door to door.
339
00:27:47,054 --> 00:27:49,430
Getting on the old commercial
bandwagon, eh?
340
00:27:49,598 --> 00:27:53,601
Going after those big holiday bucks, huh?
341
00:27:53,769 --> 00:27:55,770
[DOOR OPENS]
342
00:27:55,979 --> 00:27:57,855
Need any help?
343
00:28:03,946 --> 00:28:07,281
Good morning. Ask your mom
if she would like to buy a Christmas wreath.
344
00:28:07,449 --> 00:28:10,868
Tell her they were made
from the famous forests of Lebanon.
345
00:28:11,036 --> 00:28:14,539
You can read about them in the second
chapter of the second book of Chronicles.
346
00:28:14,998 --> 00:28:19,836
If you buy two, we'll throw in
an autographed photo of King Solomon.
347
00:28:20,712 --> 00:28:25,007
You can't tell people these wreaths
were made from the forests of Lebanon.
348
00:28:25,175 --> 00:28:26,634
That's lying.
349
00:28:28,887 --> 00:28:31,305
Good morning, would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath...
350
00:28:31,473 --> 00:28:36,269
...made from some junky old branches
my brother found in a Christmas tree lot?
351
00:28:36,436 --> 00:28:39,814
You wouldn't, would you?
And I can't say I blame you.
352
00:28:39,982 --> 00:28:41,023
[DOOR SLAMS]
353
00:28:41,191 --> 00:28:43,776
See? Your way doesn't work, either.
354
00:28:46,238 --> 00:28:48,281
I think we need better packaging.
355
00:28:48,448 --> 00:28:51,242
We need a better way to show off
our product.
356
00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:56,789
Good morning. Would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath?
357
00:29:32,784 --> 00:29:35,244
Guess what, Chuck. Disaster time.
358
00:29:35,662 --> 00:29:38,998
Our teacher wants us to read a book
during Christmas vacation.
359
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:40,917
Got any suggestions?
360
00:29:41,501 --> 00:29:42,919
On what book to read?
361
00:29:43,295 --> 00:29:45,212
No. On how to get out of it.
362
00:29:47,007 --> 00:29:49,508
I'm not going to have to read a book,
Marcie.
363
00:29:49,676 --> 00:29:53,012
See, A Tale of Two Cities
was just on TV.
364
00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:56,682
I watched the movie,
so now I won't have to read the book.
365
00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:58,309
The only thing I didn't understand...
366
00:29:58,477 --> 00:30:02,188
...were the parts about the shampoo,
the soap and the coffee.
367
00:30:02,356 --> 00:30:04,607
Those were the commercials, sir.
368
00:30:05,525 --> 00:30:09,195
I'd like to read this book, Marcie,
but I'm kind of afraid.
369
00:30:09,363 --> 00:30:12,531
I had a grandfather
who didn't think much of reading.
370
00:30:12,699 --> 00:30:16,118
He always said if you read too many books,
your head would fall off.
371
00:30:16,578 --> 00:30:20,247
You start the first chapter, sir,
and I'll hold on to your head.
372
00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:24,460
Why aren't you reading your book, sir?
373
00:30:24,795 --> 00:30:28,339
It's too nice a day
to stay inside and read, Marcie.
374
00:30:28,507 --> 00:30:31,300
Besides, I have to build this snowman.
375
00:30:31,551 --> 00:30:36,305
If I don't do it, no one else will,
and he'll never exist.
376
00:30:36,473 --> 00:30:40,309
I'm his creator.
It's my duty to give him life.
377
00:30:40,477 --> 00:30:43,187
This snowman has a right to live, Marcie.
378
00:30:43,355 --> 00:30:45,064
You're weird, sir.
379
00:30:45,524 --> 00:30:49,902
Marcie, what book were we supposed
to read during Thanksgiving vacation?
380
00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:51,988
This is Christmas vacation, sir.
381
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,781
Christmas vacation?
382
00:30:53,949 --> 00:30:56,659
How can I read something
during Christmas vacation...
383
00:30:56,827 --> 00:31:00,454
...when I didn't read what I was supposed
to read during Thanksgiving vacation?
384
00:31:00,956 --> 00:31:03,749
Duck, sir. Easter is coming.
385
00:31:04,418 --> 00:31:05,459
[ORCHESTRA TUNING]
386
00:31:05,627 --> 00:31:09,046
-What are we going to hear today, Marcie?
-Handel's "Messiah."
387
00:31:09,214 --> 00:31:11,924
The most exciting part is when they get
to the "Hallelujah" chorus...
388
00:31:12,092 --> 00:31:13,551
...and everyone stands.
389
00:31:13,719 --> 00:31:15,511
Standing is exciting?
390
00:31:15,679 --> 00:31:17,680
[ORCHESTRA PLAYS
HANDEL'S "HALLELUJAH"]
391
00:31:23,311 --> 00:31:24,937
[CHOIR SINGS HANDEL'S
"HALLELUJAH" CHORUS]
392
00:31:25,105 --> 00:31:28,024
It's the "Hallelujah" chorus, sir.
Everyone is standing up.
393
00:31:29,276 --> 00:31:31,027
-They're what?
-Standing up.
394
00:31:31,611 --> 00:31:32,653
MARCIE:
Yipe!
395
00:31:32,821 --> 00:31:33,863
[THUD]
396
00:31:34,948 --> 00:31:38,784
Everywhere we go, Marcie,
you embarrass me.
397
00:31:44,207 --> 00:31:46,667
What was Handel's first name, Marcie?
398
00:31:46,835 --> 00:31:49,795
I'm ashamed to admit, I don't know.
399
00:31:50,213 --> 00:31:51,672
I'll just have to guess.
400
00:31:58,346 --> 00:32:00,848
I suppose we're going to have to listen
to that bell ringing...
401
00:32:01,016 --> 00:32:03,142
...every time we walk by here now.
402
00:32:03,310 --> 00:32:06,187
Wouldn't you think he could do something
besides ring a bell?
403
00:32:09,608 --> 00:32:14,195
Just ignore that Santa Claus, Linus.
There's nothing he can do to you.
404
00:32:15,322 --> 00:32:17,281
I don't think you're a real Santa Claus.
405
00:32:17,449 --> 00:32:19,950
What do you have to say about that?
406
00:32:24,748 --> 00:32:27,458
I don't think you're the real Santa Claus.
407
00:32:27,626 --> 00:32:30,711
If you're the real Santa,
where are your helpers?
408
00:32:31,505 --> 00:32:33,506
[CHIRPING]
409
00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:37,802
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
410
00:32:38,845 --> 00:32:40,846
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
411
00:33:00,367 --> 00:33:03,702
You mean "giving."
Christmas is the joy of giving.
412
00:33:03,870 --> 00:33:06,872
I don't have the slightest idea
what you're talking about.
413
00:33:12,629 --> 00:33:16,382
Giving. The only real joy is giving.
414
00:33:19,052 --> 00:33:21,846
Like, wow.
415
00:33:23,974 --> 00:33:26,350
I'm making out my Christmas list.
416
00:33:26,893 --> 00:33:28,602
Now, how do you spell your name?
417
00:33:28,770 --> 00:33:32,106
I'm your brother and you don't even know
how to spell my name?
418
00:33:32,274 --> 00:33:35,568
I'll put down "Sam."
I know how to spell that.
419
00:33:40,115 --> 00:33:42,575
-What was his name again?
-Santa Claus.
420
00:33:42,742 --> 00:33:45,953
-Any middle initial?
-No, I don't think so.
421
00:33:46,121 --> 00:33:48,247
At least I've never heard of one.
422
00:33:48,415 --> 00:33:50,916
How about his wife?
Do you know her name?
423
00:33:51,084 --> 00:33:54,879
Well, sometimes you hear people say
her name is Mary Christmas.
424
00:33:55,046 --> 00:33:57,715
Really? That's very interesting.
425
00:33:58,091 --> 00:34:00,926
Maybe I'll write to her instead.
426
00:34:12,564 --> 00:34:14,565
[MOANS]
427
00:34:19,571 --> 00:34:21,572
[HUMS]
428
00:34:22,574 --> 00:34:24,658
Whoo-whoo!
Hee-hee-hee.
429
00:34:28,121 --> 00:34:31,040
-Where are all the candy canes?
-The what?
430
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:33,459
The candy canes that were on the tree.
431
00:34:33,627 --> 00:34:36,003
They're all gone.
432
00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:41,425
-Have you looked outside?
-Outside?
433
00:34:51,561 --> 00:34:54,063
Tell me about Christmas, Linus.
434
00:34:54,231 --> 00:34:57,149
How did all these Christmas stuff
start anyway?
435
00:34:57,317 --> 00:34:59,485
Except for the part
of getting lots of presents...
436
00:34:59,653 --> 00:35:01,445
...I don't see what all the fuss is about.
437
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:05,157
Well, this is from
the second chapter of Luke.
438
00:35:05,325 --> 00:35:08,244
You know what I hate? I hate shopping.
439
00:35:08,828 --> 00:35:12,498
"And there were in the same country
shepherds abiding in the field--"
440
00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,501
I haven't got anything for my brother
for Christmas yet.
441
00:35:15,669 --> 00:35:19,505
-"And, lo, the angel of the Lord came--"
-Everything costs so much.
442
00:35:19,673 --> 00:35:23,008
-"And the glory of the Lord shone round--"
-I don't want to spend a lot.
443
00:35:23,176 --> 00:35:25,219
"And they were sore afraid."
444
00:35:25,387 --> 00:35:28,847
Actually, I don't really wanna spend
any money at all.
445
00:35:29,015 --> 00:35:31,267
-"And the angel said unto--"
-I wonder if I can get him...
446
00:35:31,434 --> 00:35:33,519
...something for free?
447
00:35:33,687 --> 00:35:37,439
Is that it? I always thought
the Christmas story was longer than that.
448
00:35:41,611 --> 00:35:43,612
["THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS"
PLAYS OVER RADIO]
449
00:35:44,114 --> 00:35:47,157
That song drives me crazy.
450
00:35:47,325 --> 00:35:49,994
What in the world is a calling bird?
451
00:35:50,161 --> 00:35:53,330
A calling bird is a kind of partridge.
452
00:35:53,498 --> 00:35:57,042
In 1 Samuel 26:20, it says:
453
00:35:57,210 --> 00:36:00,212
"For the king of Israel has come out
to seek my life...
454
00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:03,007
...just as though
he were hunting the calling bird."
455
00:36:03,591 --> 00:36:05,884
There's a play on words here, you see?
456
00:36:06,052 --> 00:36:08,387
David was standing
on a mountain, calling.
457
00:36:08,555 --> 00:36:12,016
And he compared himself
to a partridge being hunted.
458
00:36:12,183 --> 00:36:13,684
Isn’t that fascinating?
459
00:36:13,852 --> 00:36:16,228
If I get socks again
for Christmas this year,
460
00:36:16,396 --> 00:36:19,356
I'll go even more crazy.
461
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,235
I remember reading
that Albert Schweitzer...
462
00:36:23,403 --> 00:36:26,196
...dreaded the thought
of receiving Christmas gifts.
463
00:36:26,573 --> 00:36:29,033
And do you know why that was?
464
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:33,078
It was because he hated having to write
thank you notes.
465
00:36:33,246 --> 00:36:35,622
What do you think about that?
466
00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:39,251
Who's Albert Schweitzer?
467
00:36:40,462 --> 00:36:44,131
Yes, ma'am. I would like to buy
a Christmas present for a girl I know.
468
00:36:44,299 --> 00:36:46,592
I was thinking maybe a pair of gloves.
469
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,761
[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
470
00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:50,929
Would it help if I described her?
471
00:36:51,097 --> 00:36:52,514
[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
472
00:36:52,682 --> 00:36:54,850
Well, she has 10 fingers....
473
00:36:55,018 --> 00:36:56,935
[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
474
00:36:57,103 --> 00:36:59,396
Twenty-five dollars for a pair of gloves?
475
00:37:01,566 --> 00:37:04,318
I'm sorry, ma'am,
that's more than I can afford.
476
00:37:04,486 --> 00:37:07,154
Could I maybe buy just a thumb?
477
00:37:10,116 --> 00:37:12,951
I wanted to buy Peggy Jean
some gloves for Christmas...
478
00:37:13,119 --> 00:37:15,412
...but they cost $25.
479
00:37:15,789 --> 00:37:19,750
She's going to be disappointed when
she finds out her boyfriend is a cheapskate.
480
00:37:20,126 --> 00:37:23,921
I'm not a cheapskate.
I just don't have $25.
481
00:37:24,089 --> 00:37:27,424
-Put it on your credit card.
-I don't have a credit card.
482
00:37:27,592 --> 00:37:30,219
So long, Peggy Jean.
483
00:37:32,305 --> 00:37:35,766
I'd like to give Peggy Jean
a nice pair of gloves for Christmas...
484
00:37:36,101 --> 00:37:37,518
...but I can't afford it.
485
00:37:37,936 --> 00:37:40,145
If she really likes you, Charlie Brown...
486
00:37:40,313 --> 00:37:42,815
...she'll appreciate anything you give her.
487
00:37:42,982 --> 00:37:45,609
If you don't give her exactly
what she's expecting...
488
00:37:45,777 --> 00:37:48,195
...she'll hate you for the rest of your life.
489
00:37:48,655 --> 00:37:51,657
You know why I wanna buy Peggy Jean
those gloves for Christmas?
490
00:37:51,825 --> 00:37:56,495
When I first met her this summer at camp,
I noticed what pretty hands she had.
491
00:37:56,663 --> 00:37:59,206
I want those pretty hands to be warm.
492
00:37:59,707 --> 00:38:02,793
But I don't have $25 to buy the gloves.
493
00:38:03,294 --> 00:38:07,172
Send her a nice card and tell her
to keep her hands in her pockets.
494
00:38:09,175 --> 00:38:11,009
See? There they are.
495
00:38:11,177 --> 00:38:14,721
Those are the gloves
I'd like to buy Peggy Jean for Christmas.
496
00:38:14,889 --> 00:38:17,641
Where are you going to get $25?
497
00:38:17,809 --> 00:38:19,685
That's the problem.
498
00:38:20,061 --> 00:38:22,146
Maybe you can sell your dog.
499
00:38:22,313 --> 00:38:23,355
Phbbtt!
500
00:38:23,523 --> 00:38:27,067
I take it back.
He's probably only worth 50 cents.
501
00:38:27,485 --> 00:38:29,278
[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
502
00:38:29,446 --> 00:38:32,364
Yes, ma'am,
I'm looking at those gloves again.
503
00:38:32,532 --> 00:38:36,368
I wish I could get them for this girl I know
but I can't afford them.
504
00:38:36,536 --> 00:38:40,122
I just like to stand here and pretend
I'm buying them for her.
505
00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:42,291
[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
506
00:38:43,376 --> 00:38:46,962
Sorry, ma'am, I didn't realize
I was fogging up the glass.
507
00:38:47,714 --> 00:38:49,673
Go ahead. Ask him.
508
00:38:49,841 --> 00:38:52,384
Is this the bus stop?
509
00:38:53,761 --> 00:38:56,680
All I have is a dime. Will I get change?
510
00:38:56,848 --> 00:38:58,474
Do you have a Billie Jean King?
511
00:39:10,236 --> 00:39:12,779
Are these all you have?
512
00:39:18,912 --> 00:39:22,581
Yes, ma'am, I sold my whole collection
of comic books.
513
00:39:22,749 --> 00:39:24,750
See? Here's the money.
514
00:39:24,918 --> 00:39:27,586
Now I can buy those gloves
for that girl I like.
515
00:39:27,754 --> 00:39:30,255
GIRL:
Brownie Charles.
516
00:39:30,423 --> 00:39:33,217
Peggy Jean. What are you doing here?
517
00:39:33,384 --> 00:39:35,302
I've been shopping with my mother.
518
00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:39,348
Look. I just bought
this new pair of gloves.
519
00:39:41,059 --> 00:39:43,644
And did you buy her the gloves?
520
00:39:43,811 --> 00:39:48,190
Sure. I sold my whole comic book collection
to get the money.
521
00:39:48,358 --> 00:39:53,695
Then, I met her in the store and she showed
me the new pair of gloves she just bought.
522
00:39:53,863 --> 00:39:56,490
So you're not going to give her
the pair you bought?
523
00:39:56,658 --> 00:39:59,535
Why give her something she already has?
524
00:39:59,702 --> 00:40:03,288
Well, at least they didn't go to waste.
525
00:40:04,457 --> 00:40:08,293
I'm going to ask the teacher if I can be
Mary in the Christmas play this year.
526
00:40:08,461 --> 00:40:10,754
She's already asked me, sir.
527
00:40:10,922 --> 00:40:12,881
I think I'll be great in the part.
528
00:40:13,049 --> 00:40:14,925
She asked me yesterday.
529
00:40:15,093 --> 00:40:17,761
I like the part
where the angel Gabriel talks to her.
530
00:40:17,929 --> 00:40:20,973
Why would Gabriel talk to you?
You never listen.
531
00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:25,143
I can probably wear these same sandals.
532
00:40:26,229 --> 00:40:28,021
[TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
533
00:40:28,189 --> 00:40:33,068
Yes, ma'am. I'd like to volunteer to play
the part of Mary in our Christmas play.
534
00:40:33,236 --> 00:40:35,237
[TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
535
00:40:35,738 --> 00:40:37,531
You what?
536
00:40:37,699 --> 00:40:39,199
[TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
537
00:40:39,576 --> 00:40:42,995
That's right, sir. She asked me yesterday.
538
00:40:43,162 --> 00:40:45,622
Mary never wore glasses.
539
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,877
Hey, Chuck, did Mary ever wear glasses?
540
00:40:52,171 --> 00:40:54,131
What do you mean, "Mary who?"
541
00:40:54,299 --> 00:40:59,511
In the Bible. Does it say anything
about Mary wearing glasses?
542
00:41:01,723 --> 00:41:04,600
Then how can Marcie play Mary
instead of me?
543
00:41:04,767 --> 00:41:07,769
And the teacher says
I'm going to be playing a sheep.
544
00:41:08,438 --> 00:41:11,732
Why can't I ever be a wrong number?
545
00:41:14,485 --> 00:41:18,697
Guess what? I've been asked to be in
the Christmas play.
546
00:41:18,990 --> 00:41:20,949
I'm going to be an angel.
547
00:41:21,117 --> 00:41:23,493
All I have to do is say, "Hark."
548
00:41:25,663 --> 00:41:28,206
This is what I have to do
in the Christmas play.
549
00:41:28,374 --> 00:41:32,210
When the sheep are through dancing,
I come out and say, "Hark."
550
00:41:32,378 --> 00:41:35,130
Then Harold Angel starts to sing.
551
00:41:35,298 --> 00:41:37,257
Harold Angel?
552
00:41:37,425 --> 00:41:40,260
It's right here in the script.
553
00:41:44,015 --> 00:41:45,932
Hark! How did that sound?
554
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,935
I'm practicing my line
for the Christmas play.
555
00:41:49,103 --> 00:41:51,813
I live in mortal dread of getting out
on the stage...
556
00:41:51,981 --> 00:41:54,191
...and forgetting what I am to say.
557
00:41:54,359 --> 00:41:58,820
Well, if you did,
you could always make up something.
558
00:41:58,988 --> 00:42:02,616
That's true. How about, "Hey"?
559
00:42:02,784 --> 00:42:05,327
Not very biblical.
560
00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:13,126
Here's the line I have to say
in the Christmas play.
561
00:42:13,294 --> 00:42:15,545
See if I get it right.
562
00:42:16,255 --> 00:42:17,923
Hark.
563
00:42:18,091 --> 00:42:19,925
You got it.
564
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:25,889
I have always wondered how actors
remember all those lines.
565
00:42:29,727 --> 00:42:33,730
I'm all set for the Christmas play.
Do I look like an angel?
566
00:42:33,898 --> 00:42:35,816
You look fine.
567
00:42:37,527 --> 00:42:39,695
Good luck. Break a leg.
568
00:42:39,862 --> 00:42:42,364
Linus and I will be in the audience.
569
00:43:01,092 --> 00:43:02,759
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
Another Christmas play...
570
00:43:02,927 --> 00:43:04,553
...and I have to be a sheep.
571
00:43:04,721 --> 00:43:06,513
I hate being a sheep.
572
00:43:07,765 --> 00:43:11,435
No part in a play is small, sir,
if it brings joy to the audience.
573
00:43:11,602 --> 00:43:13,395
Baa!
574
00:43:13,563 --> 00:43:16,273
You do that so well, sir.
575
00:43:17,650 --> 00:43:20,152
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
Every time there's a Christmas play...
576
00:43:20,319 --> 00:43:21,945
...I end up being a sheep.
577
00:43:22,113 --> 00:43:25,157
-Watch out for the curb here, sir.
-What?
578
00:43:25,491 --> 00:43:27,951
Slouching toward Bethlehem, huh, sir?
579
00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:31,163
I can't stand it.
580
00:43:35,168 --> 00:43:37,669
You look cute in your sheep costume, sir.
581
00:43:37,837 --> 00:43:39,963
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
Sure, Marcie, sure.
582
00:43:40,298 --> 00:43:44,217
I was up late last night
memorizing all my lines.
583
00:43:44,385 --> 00:43:47,512
All your lines.
584
00:43:48,389 --> 00:43:51,016
I can't remember my lines, Marcie.
585
00:43:51,309 --> 00:43:54,644
You're a sheep, sir.
All you have to say is, "Baa."
586
00:43:54,812 --> 00:43:57,773
My mind has gone blank. I'm doomed.
587
00:43:57,940 --> 00:44:01,026
I wonder if this happened
to Laurence Olivier?
588
00:44:02,612 --> 00:44:04,112
Hark.
589
00:44:05,698 --> 00:44:07,199
Hark.
590
00:44:07,617 --> 00:44:09,201
Hark.
591
00:44:10,745 --> 00:44:13,538
Looks like the play will start soon.
592
00:44:13,790 --> 00:44:17,626
Well, you'll have to excuse me, sir.
My first scene.
593
00:44:19,504 --> 00:44:21,505
Baa!
594
00:44:21,964 --> 00:44:25,550
Who wants to be in a Christmas play
if they make you be a sheep?
595
00:44:25,718 --> 00:44:28,303
A sheep doesn't get to do anything.
596
00:44:29,013 --> 00:44:30,472
Hark.
597
00:44:31,891 --> 00:44:33,892
[CHATTERING]
598
00:44:34,769 --> 00:44:36,770
[AUDIENCE WHISTLES AND APPLAUDS]
599
00:44:39,065 --> 00:44:42,400
I am Gabriel. Do not be afraid, Mary.
600
00:44:42,568 --> 00:44:45,403
-Behold, I am the handmaiden of the Lord.
PEPPERMINT PATTY: Baa! Baa!
601
00:44:45,571 --> 00:44:47,572
Baa! Baa!
602
00:44:49,534 --> 00:44:51,243
I am Gabriel, Mary...
603
00:44:51,410 --> 00:44:54,287
...and I couldn't hear you
because of the sheep.
604
00:44:54,455 --> 00:44:56,456
[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
605
00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:58,750
Hark.
606
00:45:00,461 --> 00:45:02,128
Hark.
607
00:45:03,756 --> 00:45:05,382
Hark.
608
00:45:05,550 --> 00:45:06,633
Hark.
609
00:45:07,093 --> 00:45:09,636
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
I can't remember my lines, Marcie.
610
00:45:09,804 --> 00:45:11,972
All you have to say is, "Baa."
611
00:45:12,139 --> 00:45:14,432
My mind has gone blank.
612
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,268
I'll never remember it.
613
00:45:16,435 --> 00:45:20,105
Why do they have to spoil Christmas
by making us be in plays?
614
00:45:20,273 --> 00:45:22,482
We're on, sir. Let's show them how.
615
00:45:26,404 --> 00:45:28,405
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]
616
00:45:29,115 --> 00:45:33,201
And there were shepherds in the fields
keeping watch over their flocks by night.
617
00:45:33,369 --> 00:45:35,245
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
Woof! Meow! Moo!
618
00:45:35,413 --> 00:45:36,705
Whatever.
619
00:45:36,873 --> 00:45:38,874
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
620
00:45:41,419 --> 00:45:45,297
[SINGING]
And a partridge in a pear tree
621
00:45:45,506 --> 00:45:47,507
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
622
00:45:48,092 --> 00:45:51,469
So far, this has been a good Christmas play,
Charlie Brown.
623
00:45:51,846 --> 00:45:53,972
When does your sister come on?
624
00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:56,141
Right after the dancing sheep.
625
00:45:56,309 --> 00:45:58,602
She steps out and says, "Hark."
626
00:45:58,769 --> 00:46:01,438
And then Harold Angel sings.
627
00:46:01,606 --> 00:46:03,398
Harold Angel?
628
00:46:03,566 --> 00:46:06,401
All I know is what she told me.
629
00:46:08,070 --> 00:46:09,779
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
630
00:46:09,947 --> 00:46:13,825
The sheep are through dancing,
Charlie Brown. Here comes your sister.
631
00:46:17,288 --> 00:46:18,622
Hockey stick.
632
00:46:18,789 --> 00:46:20,123
[AUDIENCE GIGGLES]
633
00:46:20,291 --> 00:46:22,584
-Hockey stick?
-Hockey stick?
634
00:46:24,170 --> 00:46:26,296
I said hockey stick.
635
00:46:26,464 --> 00:46:29,007
Why did I say hockey stick?
636
00:46:29,175 --> 00:46:34,220
All I had to say was, "Hark,"
and I said hockey stick.
637
00:46:34,388 --> 00:46:38,350
I ruined the whole Christmas play.
Everybody hates me.
638
00:46:38,517 --> 00:46:41,519
Moses hates me, Luke hates me...
639
00:46:41,687 --> 00:46:43,396
...the apostles hate me.
640
00:46:43,564 --> 00:46:45,982
All 50 of them.
641
00:46:47,568 --> 00:46:50,779
I don't know.
I didn't see the rest of the play.
642
00:46:50,947 --> 00:46:56,701
As soon as Sally said, "hockey stick"
and everyone laughed, I left.
643
00:46:57,203 --> 00:46:58,954
She gets everything mixed up.
644
00:46:59,121 --> 00:47:03,375
She even thought someone named
Harold Angel was going to sing.
645
00:47:04,168 --> 00:47:05,210
[DOORBELL RINGS]
646
00:47:05,378 --> 00:47:08,672
Excuse me. Somebody's at the door.
647
00:47:13,302 --> 00:47:17,597
Hi, is Sally home?
My name is Harold Angel.
648
00:47:20,101 --> 00:47:23,812
Okay, get up.
I wanna lie in that beanbag.
649
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:28,566
Remember when we were all sitting around
the Christmas tree, opening our presents?
650
00:47:28,734 --> 00:47:31,653
-That's when you said it.
-That's when I said what?
651
00:47:31,821 --> 00:47:34,698
It was beautiful. You said:
652
00:47:34,865 --> 00:47:38,201
"Why do we have to be nice
to each other only on Christmas?
653
00:47:38,369 --> 00:47:40,787
Why can't we be nice
to each other every day?"
654
00:47:40,955 --> 00:47:43,832
You drive me crazy.
655
00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:46,418
Joy to the world.
656
00:48:17,074 --> 00:48:19,075
[ENGLISH SDH]
by ilyas_su
657
00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:23,883
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
658
00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:01,604
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
659
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,789
Go back! Stay, stay!
660
00:49:58,747 --> 00:50:01,915
Don't follow me to school. Stay! Stay!
661
00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:08,459
Some kids have dogs
that follow them to school.
662
00:50:13,210 --> 00:50:15,795
(YAWN S)
663
00:50:19,712 --> 00:50:21,672
(SNORING)
664
00:50:22,463 --> 00:50:25,090
(FEMALE TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
665
00:50:26,799 --> 00:50:29,215
I think it's a head, ma'am.
666
00:50:29,549 --> 00:50:32,008
Shall I throw it in the wastebasket?
667
00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:34,592
Maybe you'd like to see it up close.
668
00:50:34,842 --> 00:50:37,969
I can take it up to your desk, ma'am.
669
00:50:38,843 --> 00:50:43,470
It's pretty heavy.
It feels like it's full of lead.
670
00:50:43,762 --> 00:50:47,304
There you are, ma'am.
Now you can get a close look at it.
671
00:50:48,221 --> 00:50:50,347
(FEMALE TEACHER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
672
00:50:55,724 --> 00:50:57,475
You missed it, sir.
673
00:50:57,684 --> 00:51:00,476
We've been studying the human head.
674
00:51:00,935 --> 00:51:04,019
Somehow, I feel I should get you
for something, Marcie.
675
00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:06,143
But I don't know what.
676
00:51:09,687 --> 00:51:13,063
Put away that history book, Marcie.
Art is next.
677
00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:16,231
I love art class.
678
00:51:16,565 --> 00:51:18,274
How's this, ma'am?
679
00:51:18,482 --> 00:51:21,733
24 cows standing in a pasture.
680
00:51:22,024 --> 00:51:25,984
Each one rendered in exquisite detail.
681
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:30,026
Maybe I'll add some sheep
and rabbits and squirrels.
682
00:51:30,277 --> 00:51:33,152
Ah. A gorgeous pastoral setting.
683
00:51:33,361 --> 00:51:36,487
Now I'll color the sky blue
and the grass green
684
00:51:36,737 --> 00:51:39,406
and I'll put in some yellow flowers.
685
00:51:39,572 --> 00:51:44,322
Wow. What a picture.
What an artistic triumph.
686
00:51:44,489 --> 00:51:47,283
Marcie, you haven't drawn a thing.
687
00:51:47,491 --> 00:51:50,950
Some of us are just
patrons of the arts, sir.
688
00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:56,327
What did you put down
for the fourth question?
689
00:51:56,494 --> 00:51:59,036
Six times 12 is 72.
690
00:51:59,328 --> 00:52:03,162
72? I put down "green."
691
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:06,871
"Green"? Why did you put down "green"?
692
00:52:07,038 --> 00:52:09,039
I thought it was a trick question.
693
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:17,293
Marcie, this is hard work.
694
00:52:17,459 --> 00:52:22,502
Boy, I sure could use a (YAWNS)
little break right now.
695
00:52:24,794 --> 00:52:26,795
(SNORING)
696
00:52:27,462 --> 00:52:29,005
(SCREAMS)
697
00:52:29,337 --> 00:52:31,922
(FEMALE TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
698
00:52:34,339 --> 00:52:38,007
PATTY: Sorry, ma'am.
My nose is caught in my binder.
699
00:52:38,173 --> 00:52:41,675
I'm trying not to scream.
It's very painful.
700
00:52:42,633 --> 00:52:45,342
May I have permission
to see the school nurse?
701
00:52:45,509 --> 00:52:48,885
Or maybe the custodian?
We may need a pair of pliers.
702
00:52:53,138 --> 00:52:56,846
Sorry, ma'am.
I'm having trouble seeing where I'm going.
703
00:52:59,014 --> 00:53:00,598
(YELLS)
704
00:53:01,681 --> 00:53:02,974
Ouch.
705
00:53:03,390 --> 00:53:05,725
(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
706
00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:08,392
My report?
707
00:53:08,559 --> 00:53:13,476
I'm sorry, ma'am. It's in my binder,
and my binder is caught in my hair.
708
00:53:14,102 --> 00:53:17,228
I've tried whipping it backward
and forward...
709
00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:19,353
(BOTH YELL)
710
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,354
But nothing seems to help.
711
00:53:21,688 --> 00:53:26,189
Anyway, my report was called,
"Does Education Have to Be Painful?"
712
00:53:26,523 --> 00:53:28,357
I think maybe it does.
713
00:53:28,524 --> 00:53:30,732
(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
714
00:53:31,399 --> 00:53:35,108
No, ma'am,
I really can't take it off because-- Yipe!
715
00:53:35,358 --> 00:53:39,694
Because my hair
is still caught in the binder. Yipe!
716
00:53:39,943 --> 00:53:42,945
She got it off. Marcie got it off.
717
00:53:43,112 --> 00:53:44,820
Phew. What a relief.
718
00:53:44,987 --> 00:53:46,946
(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
719
00:53:48,530 --> 00:53:51,614
My report? It's right here in my binder.
720
00:53:54,282 --> 00:53:57,616
Don't sigh like that, ma'am.
It breaks my heart.
721
00:54:02,492 --> 00:54:04,327
Gym is my favorite class.
722
00:54:04,535 --> 00:54:07,119
I'm so dumb, I wish all classes were gym.
723
00:54:07,368 --> 00:54:09,870
I sure look forward to gym.
724
00:54:11,537 --> 00:54:15,872
You know, Chuck, I may not be
as cute as that little red-haired girl,
725
00:54:16,039 --> 00:54:19,248
and I may not have
naturally curly hair like Frieda
726
00:54:19,415 --> 00:54:21,999
and I may not be as smart as Lucy,
727
00:54:22,166 --> 00:54:24,626
but I've got one thing none of them has,
728
00:54:24,792 --> 00:54:26,375
I'm in shape.
729
00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:29,668
PATTY (SINGING):
I run five miles every morning
730
00:54:30,251 --> 00:54:32,960
I do 100 pushups every day
731
00:54:33,419 --> 00:54:36,211
I pedal every night
Take a swim, take a hike
732
00:54:36,378 --> 00:54:39,047
I'm in shape, I'm in shape,
I'm in shape
733
00:54:39,546 --> 00:54:42,298
CHORUS (SINGING): She's practicing
Peppermint Patty's P. E. Program
734
00:54:42,714 --> 00:54:45,465
She's in shape, she's in shape
She's in shape
735
00:54:46,089 --> 00:54:48,716
When other kids are fading
At the finish
736
00:54:49,174 --> 00:54:51,717
When all the others fail
To break the tape
737
00:54:52,342 --> 00:54:54,885
I saunter round the track
And wave to Daddy
738
00:54:55,384 --> 00:54:57,969
I'm in shape, I'm in shape I'm in shape
739
00:54:58,553 --> 00:55:01,179
CHORUS: She's practicing
Peppermint Patty's P.E. Program
740
00:55:01,595 --> 00:55:04,220
She's in shape, she's in shape
She's in shape
741
00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:08,056
Hey, Linus, get in shape
Pretty soon it'll be too late
742
00:55:08,221 --> 00:55:11,015
Hey, Linus
Hey, Linus
743
00:55:11,473 --> 00:55:14,224
Hey, Chuck, you know how
Get in shape and do it now
744
00:55:14,391 --> 00:55:15,892
- Hey, Chuck
- Hey, Chuck
745
00:55:16,059 --> 00:55:17,850
- Hey, Chuck
- Hey, Chuck
746
00:55:18,017 --> 00:55:20,893
Everybody get fit
Stop thinking about it, this is it
747
00:55:21,059 --> 00:55:23,977
Lucy, Linus, Schroeder, Sally
Everybody work
748
00:55:24,144 --> 00:55:25,478
(ALL GROAN)
749
00:55:25,645 --> 00:55:27,728
So if you wanna follow my example
750
00:55:27,895 --> 00:55:30,563
You're gonna have to work
There's no escape
751
00:55:30,729 --> 00:55:33,856
You gotta get with
Peppermint Patty's P.E. Program
752
00:55:34,022 --> 00:55:36,815
Get in shape, get in shape
Get in shape
753
00:55:37,315 --> 00:55:40,232
CHORUS: She's practicing
Peppermint Patty's P.E. Program
754
00:55:40,398 --> 00:55:42,024
- She's in shape
- I'm in shape
755
00:55:42,191 --> 00:55:43,484
- She's in shape
- I'm in shape
756
00:55:43,650 --> 00:55:45,192
- I'm in shape
- She's in shape
757
00:55:45,359 --> 00:55:46,652
- I'm in shape
- She's in shape
758
00:55:46,817 --> 00:55:49,861
- I'm in shape
- In shape, in shape
759
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:52,737
(PANTING)
760
00:55:53,236 --> 00:55:58,446
Okay, Chuck, lift those legs.
Lift them higher.
761
00:55:58,905 --> 00:56:01,238
Oh, good grief.
762
00:56:26,997 --> 00:56:29,374
Are you ready
for the party tonight, Sally?
763
00:56:29,707 --> 00:56:32,916
I remember the last time
we went to a party.
764
00:56:33,582 --> 00:56:38,626
Linus called up and asked me
if I would like to go to a party.
765
00:56:38,793 --> 00:56:40,794
And I said, yes.
766
00:56:41,044 --> 00:56:42,753
And then, when we got there
767
00:56:43,086 --> 00:56:46,088
Linus asked me if I would like to dance.
768
00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:49,255
And I said, yes.
769
00:56:49,713 --> 00:56:53,130
Then after we danced, Linus said,
770
00:56:53,422 --> 00:56:55,923
"Would you like a glass of punch?"
771
00:56:56,256 --> 00:57:01,634
And I said, "Yes, that would be very nice.
772
00:57:01,801 --> 00:57:04,885
"I would like to have a glass of punch."
773
00:57:05,094 --> 00:57:07,260
I don't believe that ever happened.
774
00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:10,302
Well, it should have!
775
00:57:17,931 --> 00:57:20,807
Okay, gang, we're gonna play Simon Says.
776
00:57:21,099 --> 00:57:24,517
I'll start it.
Simon says, "Raise your arms."
777
00:57:24,849 --> 00:57:27,100
Simon says, "Turn around."
778
00:57:27,266 --> 00:57:29,850
Simon says, "Clap your hands."
779
00:57:30,017 --> 00:57:33,644
- Simon says--
- Okay, it's my turn now.
780
00:57:33,936 --> 00:57:36,436
CHORUS (SINGING): Lucy's the boss
Lucy's the boss
781
00:57:36,603 --> 00:57:40,854
So you got to listen to Lucy
Listen to Lucy
782
00:57:41,105 --> 00:57:43,648
Lucy's the boss
Lucy's the boss
783
00:57:43,898 --> 00:57:48,107
So you got to listen to Lucy
Listen to Lucy
784
00:57:48,273 --> 00:57:50,982
And here's what Lucy says
785
00:57:52,149 --> 00:57:55,275
(SINGING) Lucy says,
"Put your hands on your head"
786
00:57:55,693 --> 00:57:59,111
Listen to Lucy
Listen to Lucy
787
00:57:59,486 --> 00:58:02,945
Lucy says, "Now, turn around"
788
00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:06,196
Listen to Lucy
Listen to Lucy
789
00:58:06,363 --> 00:58:07,947
Put your hands by your side
790
00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:11,698
I didn't say, "Lucy says"
791
00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:17,283
Lucy's the boss
So listen to Lucy
792
00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:20,076
And here's what Lucy says
793
00:58:21,325 --> 00:58:24,785
Lucy says, "Take your hands off your head"
794
00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:28,620
Listen to Lucy
Listen to Lucy
795
00:58:28,787 --> 00:58:32,204
Lucy says,
"Put them on your hips now"
796
00:58:32,413 --> 00:58:35,455
Listen to Lucy
Listen to Lucy
797
00:58:35,706 --> 00:58:37,873
Now jump up and down
798
00:58:38,124 --> 00:58:40,957
I didn't say, "Lucy says"
799
00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:46,501
Lucy's the boss
So listen to Lucy
800
00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:49,419
And here's what Lucy says
801
00:58:50,419 --> 00:58:55,003
Lucy says,
"I wanna be the queen of the world"
802
00:58:55,212 --> 00:58:56,796
Yes, I do
803
00:58:57,962 --> 00:59:02,297
Lucy says,
"I want everything my way"
804
00:59:02,464 --> 00:59:04,006
Hey, hey, hey
805
00:59:05,257 --> 00:59:09,466
Lucy says,
"I'm gonna be a beautiful girl"
806
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,467
Yes, I am
807
00:59:12,634 --> 00:59:16,969
Lucy says,
"I'm gonna marry Schroeder someday"
808
00:59:17,844 --> 00:59:19,594
Oh, good grief.
809
00:59:19,845 --> 00:59:23,304
Lucy says,
"Pick up your right foot"
810
00:59:23,554 --> 00:59:26,972
Listen to Lucy
Listen to Lucy
811
00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:30,765
Lucy says,
"Now, hop on your left foot"
812
00:59:30,932 --> 00:59:33,807
Listen to Lucy
Listen to Lucy
813
00:59:34,141 --> 00:59:36,142
Now start running in place
814
00:59:37,142 --> 00:59:39,476
I didn't say, "Lucy says"
815
00:59:41,810 --> 00:59:45,103
Lucy's the boss
So listen to Lucy
816
00:59:45,270 --> 00:59:47,854
And that's what Lucy says
817
00:59:50,147 --> 00:59:52,021
What are you doing, Sally?
818
00:59:52,272 --> 00:59:54,647
I'm waiting for my sweet baboo.
819
00:59:54,981 --> 00:59:57,815
I am not your sweet baboo!
820
00:59:58,149 --> 01:00:02,191
I'm waiting here because my sweet baboo
821
01:00:02,358 --> 01:00:05,235
asked me to have the next dance with him.
822
01:00:05,526 --> 01:00:07,652
I did not!
823
01:00:07,986 --> 01:00:09,944
Well, you should have!
824
01:00:10,318 --> 01:00:11,819
Oh, brother.
825
01:00:13,112 --> 01:00:15,904
I'll have a cup, please.
826
01:00:20,489 --> 01:00:22,990
I'm glad to see
you're not only having a good time
827
01:00:23,282 --> 01:00:25,408
but you're also helping out
with the party.
828
01:00:35,244 --> 01:00:36,244
Ah!
829
01:01:03,170 --> 01:01:05,336
I'll have a cup of punch, please.
830
01:01:10,088 --> 01:01:11,672
You know, Charlie Brown,
831
01:01:11,922 --> 01:01:14,548
you have to do something about your face.
832
01:01:17,258 --> 01:01:22,343
It's impossible to talk to someone
when they're making such sour faces.
833
01:01:29,052 --> 01:01:32,846
(SINGING) Okay, everybody gather round
It's time for the Pigpen hoedown
834
01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:36,723
Kick up your heels, jump up and down
Shut your eyes and whirl around
835
01:01:37,014 --> 01:01:38,806
Reach out your hand
And if no one's there
836
01:01:39,015 --> 01:01:40,723
Grab your own hand
Dance round in a square
837
01:01:40,890 --> 01:01:42,390
CHORUS: When you're doing
The Pigpen hoedown
838
01:01:42,557 --> 01:01:44,183
Gotta have a caller you can trust
839
01:01:44,475 --> 01:01:46,600
'Cause when Pigpen
Does the hoedown
840
01:01:46,767 --> 01:01:48,893
He really kicks up some dust
841
01:01:49,143 --> 01:01:51,852
Hey, Chuck,
we're all bumping into each other.
842
01:01:52,144 --> 01:01:53,853
Let me give it a try.
843
01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:56,687
(SINGING) Bow to your left,
Bow to your right
844
01:01:57,021 --> 01:01:58,563
And if you find no one in sight
845
01:01:58,729 --> 01:02:00,688
Just bow to your toes
And bow to your knees
846
01:02:00,855 --> 01:02:02,688
And dance around
Just as you please
847
01:02:02,855 --> 01:02:04,397
CHORUS: When you're doing
The Pigpen hoedown
848
01:02:04,564 --> 01:02:06,398
Gotta have a caller you can trust
849
01:02:06,565 --> 01:02:08,524
'Cause when Pigpen
Does the hoedown
850
01:02:08,775 --> 01:02:10,983
He really kicks up some dust
851
01:02:11,150 --> 01:02:12,150
(COUGHING)
852
01:02:12,525 --> 01:02:15,443
BOY 1: I can hardly see.
BOY 2: It's getting worse.
853
01:02:31,615 --> 01:02:34,033
Hey, Patty,
we're still bumping into each other.
854
01:02:34,408 --> 01:02:36,158
Let me be the caller.
855
01:02:36,407 --> 01:02:41,034
We don't need a caller, Lucy.
We need a vacuum cleaner.
856
01:02:41,201 --> 01:02:44,786
(SINGING) If we really wanna dance
And we stay here, we got no chance
857
01:02:45,036 --> 01:02:46,870
So nod to the ceiling
Bow to the floor
858
01:02:47,037 --> 01:02:48,954
Leave Pigpen here
And head for the door
859
01:02:49,204 --> 01:02:50,622
CHORUS: When you're doing
The Pigpen hoedown
860
01:02:50,829 --> 01:02:52,538
Gotta have a caller you can trust
861
01:02:52,705 --> 01:02:54,872
'Cause when Pigpen
Does the hoedown
862
01:02:55,039 --> 01:02:56,706
He really kicks up some dust
863
01:02:56,873 --> 01:02:58,373
(CHILDREN COUGHING)
864
01:03:01,541 --> 01:03:04,375
Do you realize what you're becoming?
865
01:03:04,542 --> 01:03:09,085
I don't know what you're becoming
but I do know what you're not becoming.
866
01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:12,461
You don't do any of the things
that a dog is supposed to do.
867
01:03:12,795 --> 01:03:16,796
You don't bark at strangers.
You don't bring in the morning paper.
868
01:03:16,962 --> 01:03:19,380
You don't even bring me
my slippers at night.
869
01:03:19,588 --> 01:03:22,089
In the old days,
dogs used to round up sheep
870
01:03:22,381 --> 01:03:24,548
and guard them in case wolves attacked.
871
01:03:24,799 --> 01:03:26,758
I never see you rounding up sheep.
872
01:03:26,925 --> 01:03:29,883
I'll bet you don't even know
what one looks like.
873
01:03:30,050 --> 01:03:34,301
You don't try to follow me to school
and you don't meet me when I come home.
874
01:03:34,593 --> 01:03:38,512
There's nothing worse
than owning a dog who isn't a dog.
875
01:03:53,183 --> 01:03:54,850
(LAUGHS)
876
01:04:06,311 --> 01:04:08,729
Who's in the bathroom? Open up.
877
01:04:11,563 --> 01:04:13,356
(YELLS)
878
01:07:54,802 --> 01:07:58,262
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)
879
01:08:13,766 --> 01:08:17,894
Flashbeagle? I can't stand it.
880
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:30,731
I need something for show-and-tell.
881
01:08:33,523 --> 01:08:37,900
I picked you because
you're a first-round draft pick.
882
01:08:39,441 --> 01:08:40,483
(YELPS)
883
01:08:43,067 --> 01:08:48,403
Yes, sir, you're going to get me an A
for show-and-tell.
884
01:08:48,986 --> 01:08:51,279
A real live dog.
885
01:09:02,657 --> 01:09:05,241
(WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
886
01:09:11,161 --> 01:09:14,078
For show-and-tell,
I brought my pet chameleon.
887
01:09:14,245 --> 01:09:16,077
His name is George.
888
01:09:16,244 --> 01:09:20,038
And George changes colors
with every shirt I wear.
889
01:09:20,204 --> 01:09:23,205
George eats flies and bugs. Thank you.
890
01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:32,375
(FEMALE TEACHER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
891
01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:34,334
Yes, ma'am.
892
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:37,084
Heel, Snoopy.
893
01:09:39,336 --> 01:09:43,670
For show-and-tell today,
I have brought a dog.
894
01:09:43,837 --> 01:09:47,714
BOY: What's so great about that?
He doesn't do anything.
895
01:09:47,881 --> 01:09:51,839
He just stands there.
He looks like he's asleep.
896
01:09:52,006 --> 01:09:56,341
SALLY: A dog is not only
man's best friend,
897
01:09:56,799 --> 01:10:00,551
but he's also a protector, a defender,
898
01:10:00,801 --> 01:10:05,178
a ferocious friend in need. Indeed.
899
01:10:05,553 --> 01:10:07,595
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO)
900
01:11:48,336 --> 01:11:50,503
I don't know what to do about Snoopy.
901
01:11:50,836 --> 01:11:53,921
I should give him a good lecture,
the way he carries on.
902
01:11:54,213 --> 01:11:56,047
You just leave him alone.
903
01:11:56,297 --> 01:12:01,423
That's the first time I ever got an A
in show-and-tell.
904
01:12:03,434 --> 01:12:14,433
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