1 00:05:21,982 --> 00:05:24,974 Good morning. 2 00:06:53,473 --> 00:06:56,965 Well, no, I use it strictly for the summer. 3 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:20,961 Absolutely. I says to him, "Listen. If you do it, you do it right. 4 00:07:21,034 --> 00:07:23,366 If you don't do it, you don't do it at all. '" 5 00:07:23,436 --> 00:07:25,870 Man! I never come in here. 6 00:07:25,939 --> 00:07:29,670 I tell you, actresses, models, airline stewardesses- 7 00:07:29,743 --> 00:07:32,541 the whole scene. 8 00:07:32,612 --> 00:07:35,274 And all of'em after just one thing. 9 00:07:35,348 --> 00:07:38,545 My experience is most of'em are after a large steak and french fries. 10 00:07:38,618 --> 00:07:40,950 Your experience. Well, pardon me, pal... 11 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:43,113 but that's your experience, isn't it? 12 00:07:43,189 --> 00:07:45,555 - Stanley, I'm going home. - Come on. Just stay for a while. 13 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:47,718 Have one more beer. This may be your night. 14 00:07:47,794 --> 00:07:49,887 Hey, Charlie! Excuse me. 15 00:07:49,963 --> 00:07:53,126 Charlie! 16 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:56,191 What happens after one more beer? We both get raped? 17 00:07:56,269 --> 00:07:58,965 You're not jokin', man. 18 00:07:59,038 --> 00:08:01,165 I'm tellin' you, this is the place. 19 00:08:01,241 --> 00:08:03,675 Here, Charlie. Two of the same? 20 00:08:03,743 --> 00:08:07,179 Hello there. How are you? 21 00:08:07,247 --> 00:08:11,343 The fact is that you could get raped here, and no one would know the difference. 22 00:08:11,418 --> 00:08:14,182 The subway with booze. 23 00:08:14,254 --> 00:08:16,848 A paradise for bachelors. 24 00:08:16,923 --> 00:08:19,551 You're serious. You're really serious. 25 00:08:19,626 --> 00:08:22,891 You think all you have to do is stand there in your gold-buttoned blazer... 26 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:25,396 and your Old Teak aftershave lotion and-right? 27 00:08:25,465 --> 00:08:28,662 Right! I'm tellin' ya, there isn't anything here you couldn't get... 28 00:08:28,735 --> 00:08:32,933 - with one small sherry. - Two Danish beers. 29 00:08:34,174 --> 00:08:37,007 - Here's your change. - Put that on the bar, will ya? 30 00:08:48,788 --> 00:08:51,256 Listen, thank you very much. 31 00:08:51,324 --> 00:08:53,417 Would you excuse me, please? 32 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:56,291 - Hi. My name is Stanley. - I'm Fran. 33 00:08:56,362 --> 00:08:58,694 Hi, Fran. How are ya? 34 00:08:58,765 --> 00:09:01,962 - Isn't this a groovy place? - Up until now, I think it was kind of dull. 35 00:09:02,035 --> 00:09:04,799 Really? 36 00:09:04,871 --> 00:09:07,601 Man, haven't you got friends here or something? 37 00:09:07,674 --> 00:09:10,142 Fran, you got an apartment? 38 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:14,044 One room on 64th Street. I share it with my girlfriend. 39 00:09:14,113 --> 00:09:16,377 She doesn't work nights, does she? 40 00:09:25,158 --> 00:09:29,822 Whatever type of person made that movie must be sick in the head. 41 00:09:29,896 --> 00:09:33,923 Ten miles of traffic jams and human beings eating each other in the bushes? 42 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,440 - He must be sick. - Maybe we're sick. Does that occur to you? 43 00:09:36,503 --> 00:09:38,630 No, it doesn't. It doesn't occur to me at all. 44 00:09:38,705 --> 00:09:40,764 - You blow your mind in traffic. - All right. 45 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,604 So I blow my mind in traffic, but I don't eat my girlfriend. 46 00:09:43,676 --> 00:09:45,803 - I should be so lucky. - You know what I mean. 47 00:09:45,879 --> 00:09:48,677 I like a movie that has a beginning, a middle and an end- 48 00:09:48,748 --> 00:09:50,909 And in that order, so that you can follow it. 49 00:09:50,984 --> 00:09:53,475 - It's meant to be symbolic, Dean. - Pardon me? 50 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:56,021 - I said it's meant to be symbolic. - Symbolic. 51 00:09:56,089 --> 00:09:58,489 That's right. That's exactly what it was meant to be. 52 00:09:58,558 --> 00:10:02,995 - I beg your pardon? - I saw that movie at the film festival. 53 00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:05,929 I thought it was totally symbolic of our materialistic age. 54 00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:08,991 Yeah. That's right. That's exactly what it was. 55 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,298 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 56 00:10:11,371 --> 00:10:13,931 - Someone you know? - No, we just happen to like the same movies. 57 00:10:14,007 --> 00:10:16,669 - Can I buy you all a drink? - Yes, you can. 58 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:18,836 - I'll take a double Chivas Regal. - Right. 59 00:10:18,912 --> 00:10:21,972 One double Chivas Regal, one vodka tonic... 60 00:10:22,048 --> 00:10:25,245 two dry French white wines. 61 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:29,380 And a Mich-a Michelob. 62 00:10:29,455 --> 00:10:32,356 - Can I help you? - Thanks. 63 00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:34,620 Isn't that your friend? 64 00:10:38,197 --> 00:10:41,166 I'm, glad you liked that movie. 65 00:10:41,234 --> 00:10:43,327 I didn't. 66 00:10:43,403 --> 00:10:45,735 - Really? - Not much. 67 00:10:45,805 --> 00:10:47,898 I just didn't like him not liking it. 68 00:10:47,974 --> 00:10:50,067 I see. 69 00:10:53,546 --> 00:10:55,844 Well... 70 00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:58,042 what did you say your name was? 71 00:10:58,117 --> 00:11:00,210 I didn't say. What's yours? 72 00:11:00,286 --> 00:11:03,915 Here you go, Murph. 6.45. 73 00:13:13,352 --> 00:13:17,652 - You sleep well? - What there was of it. 74 00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:21,285 - I didn't wake you, did I? - No, you didn't wake me. 75 00:13:23,196 --> 00:13:26,962 - You folded all my clothes. - You left them on the door. 76 00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:29,126 That's where I keep my things mostly. 77 00:13:36,876 --> 00:13:39,868 - I slept great. - I noticed. 78 00:13:39,946 --> 00:13:42,540 I feel great. Do you feel great? 79 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:46,142 Yeah. I feel fine. 80 00:13:47,954 --> 00:13:50,514 Good God. 10:00. 81 00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:53,753 - Do you want anything before you go? - Like what? 82 00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:56,556 Like a bath, - Sure. Thanks. 83 00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:59,154 Before you rush off. 84 00:14:09,075 --> 00:14:11,066 Just like cats- 85 00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:13,840 sniffing around before they decide to bed down... 86 00:14:13,913 --> 00:14:17,440 for the rest of their natural lives. 87 00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:21,817 The point is, has she found the spare room? 88 00:14:23,623 --> 00:14:28,356 A spare room gives them ideas. 89 00:14:28,427 --> 00:14:31,590 Gradual infiltration. 90 00:14:33,366 --> 00:14:37,962 This is the moment that calls for extreme caution. 91 00:14:38,037 --> 00:14:40,096 Extreme caution. 92 00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:57,422 I, suppose you haven't got time for breakfast? 93 00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:59,583 Do you want me to make it? 94 00:14:59,659 --> 00:15:01,889 - What? No. I'll- - Do you want me- 95 00:15:01,961 --> 00:15:04,122 I'll do it. 96 00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:31,661 You've got a lot of room here. 97 00:16:31,738 --> 00:16:35,401 Is your wife away for the weekend? 98 00:16:35,475 --> 00:16:37,909 I like a lot of room. 99 00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:43,771 So you found the spare room. 100 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:46,011 Everything is so tidy. 101 00:16:46,085 --> 00:16:48,747 Our kitchen always looks like a battlefield. 102 00:16:50,023 --> 00:16:53,515 Maybe his wife left him. 103 00:16:53,593 --> 00:16:58,428 Who do you live with? Husband? Boyfriend? 104 00:16:58,498 --> 00:17:00,693 I hope you like your egg. 105 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:05,204 It's great. You want me to stay. 106 00:17:05,271 --> 00:17:07,432 It's a farmer's egg. 107 00:17:07,507 --> 00:17:11,273 Where do you get farmers' eggs? 108 00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:14,643 - I buy them. - From a farmer? 109 00:17:15,848 --> 00:17:17,873 No, at a store. 110 00:17:17,951 --> 00:17:20,112 You can if you make a point of it. 111 00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:23,815 - I mean, it's worth taking a little trouble. - Yeah. I guess so. 112 00:17:30,997 --> 00:17:33,659 The chicken that laid that egg... 113 00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:36,497 ate only what nature provided it. It's organic. 114 00:17:38,504 --> 00:17:42,270 That's a good thing? Must be some sort of health food nut. 115 00:17:42,342 --> 00:17:46,802 Myself, I just rush into the supermarket and buy... 116 00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:49,973 pre-fabricated, synthetic- any kind of stuff. 117 00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:52,916 Plastic eggs laid by computers, as far as I'm concerned. 118 00:18:14,173 --> 00:18:16,437 - Coffee? - Thank you. 119 00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,670 Cream and sugar. 120 00:18:29,722 --> 00:18:32,714 An egg's not what you usually have, is it? 121 00:18:35,061 --> 00:18:38,861 Well, it all depends- on who I wake up with. 122 00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:41,491 Depends on who you wake up with. 123 00:18:44,604 --> 00:18:47,368 - Coffee's delicious. - Do you always jump into bed... 124 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,375 the first time you meet someone? 125 00:18:50,443 --> 00:18:53,207 In this country, the, 126 00:18:55,248 --> 00:18:57,580 The artificial hormones in the... 127 00:18:57,650 --> 00:19:01,643 chicken food are having a disturbing effect on the adult male population. 128 00:19:01,721 --> 00:19:04,417 No kidding? 129 00:19:06,426 --> 00:19:08,690 I think I'll leave after breakfast. 130 00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:13,789 Well, to tell you the truth, most of the time, I don't have anything at all. 131 00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:22,399 He's congratulating himself. 132 00:19:22,475 --> 00:19:24,841 What did you say? 133 00:19:26,779 --> 00:19:32,308 Nothing. I played my cards very cleverly last night. 134 00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:38,624 He is congratulating himself. 135 00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:42,854 It's not your birthday, by any chance, is it? 136 00:19:42,929 --> 00:19:45,796 What? 137 00:19:45,865 --> 00:19:48,800 I said, it's not your birthday, by any chance, is it? 138 00:19:48,868 --> 00:19:53,362 No, I'm an Aquarius.- 139 00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:59,704 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 140 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,475 Does that mean it is or it isn't? 141 00:20:03,549 --> 00:20:05,779 - What? - Your birthday. 142 00:20:05,852 --> 00:20:08,753 Don't you know? 143 00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:12,757 What do you mean? No, I-I-I don't, read those things. 144 00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:14,952 - You don't? - No. 145 00:20:15,027 --> 00:20:17,495 No, I figure life's hard enough without worrying... 146 00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:19,997 if my star got mixed up in the path of Leo... 147 00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:22,933 and Tuesday would be a bad day to rob the Chase Manhattan Bank. 148 00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:25,732 Yeah. I can see you're a Leo. 149 00:20:28,141 --> 00:20:31,668 - You look like a Leo. - No, I'm Taurus. Taurus, the bank robber. 150 00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:43,118 Listen, if you wanna get back to your friends... No, no. I'm fine. 151 00:20:43,189 --> 00:20:45,589 'Cause I really didn't mean to interrupt anything. 152 00:20:45,658 --> 00:20:48,183 - I was just bored. - No. We just went to the film together. 153 00:20:48,261 --> 00:20:50,855 I see. 154 00:20:56,335 --> 00:20:58,769 Is that what you do mostly? 155 00:21:02,275 --> 00:21:04,470 People, take me, places... 156 00:21:04,544 --> 00:21:07,877 when they-they feel I need educating. 157 00:21:07,947 --> 00:21:10,643 You seem very... 158 00:21:10,716 --> 00:21:12,946 - intelligent. - Well, I'm educated. 159 00:21:13,019 --> 00:21:17,149 Last-Last week, we went to the Participating Theater. 160 00:21:17,223 --> 00:21:19,384 - I'm sorry? - The Participating Theater. 161 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:22,621 What's that? 162 00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:25,562 The audience is part of the show. 163 00:21:25,631 --> 00:21:28,122 Everybody has to get into the act. 164 00:21:28,201 --> 00:21:30,669 - What is it like? - Halfway through the show... 165 00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:33,296 they turn off the lights and you get groped by the actors. 166 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:38,476 - Don't you resent that? - Not entirely. 167 00:21:38,544 --> 00:21:40,705 - Pardon me? - Not entirely. 168 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:44,580 Hey, look, we're going. Dean has an early class tomorrow. 169 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:47,084 Pity we didn't get a chance to see more of you. 170 00:21:47,153 --> 00:21:49,849 Dean's gonna drop me off. What about you? 171 00:21:49,922 --> 00:21:53,380 - Well, good night. - It would be no trouble for Dean at all. 172 00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:55,893 - It would be a pleasure. - I, 173 00:21:55,962 --> 00:21:58,328 I think I might as well stay on a while longer. 174 00:21:58,397 --> 00:22:00,729 I see. 175 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,030 - Bye. - Bye. 176 00:22:03,102 --> 00:22:05,696 Thank you. 177 00:22:05,771 --> 00:22:08,604 - Good night. - Good night. 178 00:22:08,674 --> 00:22:10,665 Good night. 179 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:24,852 I- " I see." What did she say " I see" for? 180 00:22:24,924 --> 00:22:27,017 What did she see? 181 00:22:35,635 --> 00:22:40,038 When did you make up your mind? Exactly. 182 00:22:40,106 --> 00:22:44,702 If you say you'll go listen to somebody's records... 183 00:22:44,777 --> 00:22:48,372 - deal's on. - Some girls wouldn't agree with you. 184 00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:51,416 Haven't had many the first time? 185 00:22:51,484 --> 00:22:54,112 I wouldn't know about that. 186 00:22:56,622 --> 00:23:00,888 Do you, think you'd have appreciated me more if I'd... 187 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,155 cost you three dinners at Caravelle? 188 00:23:04,864 --> 00:23:07,958 No, I'm sor- Girls are different. That's all. 189 00:23:08,034 --> 00:23:11,731 You mean, the nice ones take three weeks or so. 190 00:23:11,804 --> 00:23:14,329 I suppose. 191 00:23:14,407 --> 00:23:18,002 Two weeks on the average. 192 00:23:19,879 --> 00:23:22,211 And how long do they last on the average? 193 00:23:27,153 --> 00:23:29,849 - Have some more coffee? - No, thank you. 194 00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:38,489 I don't collect them, if that's what you're thinking, like stamps. 195 00:23:38,564 --> 00:23:43,263 - Really? - I suppose you've had dozens. 196 00:23:43,336 --> 00:23:46,100 Dozens of what? 197 00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:48,572 Dozens of men. 198 00:23:49,942 --> 00:23:52,536 Why did you say that? 199 00:23:52,611 --> 00:23:56,775 - It's just something a person likes to know. - Do they? 200 00:23:56,849 --> 00:24:01,343 No, all I mean is that a girl- a woman-could've had... 201 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:04,446 dozens of men and, well, still be okay. 202 00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:09,825 - That's very nice of you. - Very few... 203 00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:12,295 and-and still be a- 204 00:24:12,365 --> 00:24:15,562 - A whore? - No, I wouldn't say that. 205 00:24:21,307 --> 00:24:23,798 I was just trying to get to know you. 206 00:24:25,644 --> 00:24:28,238 Well, you haven't made a bad start. 207 00:24:28,314 --> 00:24:32,148 No, I mean, to know more about you. 208 00:24:32,218 --> 00:24:36,484 - I mean, why did you? - Why did you? 209 00:24:36,555 --> 00:24:39,319 - That's different. - Is it? 210 00:24:39,392 --> 00:24:42,259 - Yes. - I just, thought it might be fun. 211 00:24:42,328 --> 00:24:45,593 - I thought I might enjoy it. - Did you? 212 00:24:47,933 --> 00:24:52,097 I, didn't see much to worry about, no. 213 00:24:52,171 --> 00:24:56,733 - You mean, I've got you worried? - Yes, you have. 214 00:24:56,809 --> 00:24:59,369 All that talk about "natural-born eggs"- 215 00:24:59,445 --> 00:25:02,608 Taste just the same as any old artificial eggs anywhere. 216 00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:06,344 And wanting to be told I'd jump into bed with anybody... 217 00:25:06,419 --> 00:25:09,411 just so's you wouldn't feel guilty when your wife gets home on Monday. 218 00:25:09,488 --> 00:25:13,219 - What are you talking about? - I suppose you think I go to that bar every Friday night... 219 00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:15,453 just to get laid? 220 00:25:15,528 --> 00:25:18,929 Well, I want you to know that I've never been in there in my life before. 221 00:25:18,998 --> 00:25:22,934 It's just that Jane's boyfriend said, "Let's go somewhere slightly different." 222 00:25:23,002 --> 00:25:25,630 That's all. Sorry to disappoint you. 223 00:25:25,704 --> 00:25:28,417 - I'm not really disappointed. - There's something else you oughta get straight. 224 00:25:28,441 --> 00:25:33,708 - What's that? - Just for the record. I do say no occasionally. 225 00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:17,768 Hey! Could you- 226 00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:24,513 Hilary? Hi, it's me. 227 00:26:24,581 --> 00:26:27,675 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine, I guess. 228 00:26:27,751 --> 00:26:31,346 - Where are you? - Where am I? I don't know. 229 00:26:31,422 --> 00:26:34,323 Listen, I'm coming home now. I'll pick up the groceries- 230 00:26:34,391 --> 00:26:36,825 eggs so stuffed full of chemical hormones... 231 00:26:36,894 --> 00:26:39,055 - there's a good chance we'll all change sex. - What? 232 00:26:39,129 --> 00:26:41,791 Never mind. See you later. 233 00:26:41,865 --> 00:26:44,561 Bye. 234 00:26:48,639 --> 00:26:52,131 Bonjour, darling.! Up, up, up. 235 00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:54,200 Up with the cornflakes. 236 00:26:54,278 --> 00:26:56,906 Hold it. ¿Cómo está, papá? 237 00:26:56,980 --> 00:27:00,381 - Papi, ya! - For God's sake. 238 00:27:00,451 --> 00:27:05,150 Bachelor girl home from a good night out with all her goodies. 239 00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:07,554 That's a great image, I tell ya. 240 00:27:07,624 --> 00:27:09,819 Une grande image. 241 00:27:09,893 --> 00:27:12,205 - Mind your own business. - Now, this house is my business. 242 00:27:12,229 --> 00:27:15,562 I'm makin' a study of it in depth. 243 00:27:15,632 --> 00:27:19,329 Are you totally ignorant of cinéma vérité? 244 00:27:19,403 --> 00:27:24,067 Cinéma vérité is just an excuse to follow little girls into the ladies room. 245 00:27:24,141 --> 00:27:27,042 - Can you do something with Andy? - Tracey, good morning. 246 00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:29,579 Cry, baby. That's a great image. Une grande image. 247 00:27:29,646 --> 00:27:31,739 Beautiful! Beautiful! 248 00:27:31,815 --> 00:27:34,113 Beautiful.! Beautiful.! 249 00:27:41,258 --> 00:27:43,351 Hello! 250 00:27:43,427 --> 00:27:46,089 You're not back? 251 00:27:46,163 --> 00:27:50,532 - No, I'm away. - I thought you were all settled for the weekend. 252 00:27:50,601 --> 00:27:53,434 Bob called to say he's coming in from Philadelphia tonight. 253 00:27:53,504 --> 00:27:56,439 So the boss let him out to play. 254 00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:58,600 That's not fair. 255 00:27:58,675 --> 00:28:01,269 Doesn't anyone else care about these turtles? 256 00:28:01,345 --> 00:28:04,746 It's not Bob's fault Mr. Beagleman wants to have him around all the time. 257 00:28:04,815 --> 00:28:07,283 He doesn't have to marry the man, does he? 258 00:28:07,351 --> 00:28:11,811 Mr. Beagleman is grooming Bob to take over the entire East Coast office. 259 00:28:11,889 --> 00:28:15,052 Next week, he's loaning Bob his executive jet to fly to Florida. 260 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,116 No kidding? 261 00:28:17,194 --> 00:28:19,719 - Do you get to go too? - Well, no. 262 00:28:19,797 --> 00:28:22,994 - Make Mr. Beagleman jealous? - He's not even going. 263 00:28:23,066 --> 00:28:26,229 Bob has to take this German client with a wife who might not understand. 264 00:28:26,303 --> 00:28:29,431 - That's too bad. - Anyway, he'll be here tonight. 265 00:28:29,506 --> 00:28:31,599 We had the greatest stroke of luck. 266 00:28:31,675 --> 00:28:34,906 - What's that? - Somebody died in the New York office... 267 00:28:34,978 --> 00:28:38,607 and Mr. Beagleman sent Bob to represent him at the funeral. 268 00:28:38,682 --> 00:28:41,776 He certainly gets picked for all the best jobs. 269 00:28:41,852 --> 00:28:45,310 - I wish you liked Bob. - I like him. I like him fine. 270 00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:48,756 I'd like him better if he took you out once in a while... 271 00:28:48,826 --> 00:28:51,260 and stopped using this place as a hotel. 272 00:28:51,328 --> 00:28:54,263 - Yeah. - He hasn't got his promotion yet. 273 00:28:54,331 --> 00:28:58,358 I wish to God he'd hurry up and get it so's I could have a bed for the night. 274 00:28:59,837 --> 00:29:02,499 Jane's going over to Dean's. 275 00:29:02,573 --> 00:29:06,270 Please. Please. 276 00:29:09,213 --> 00:29:11,943 All right. 277 00:29:12,082 --> 00:29:15,813 - Do you have to go now? - I have to go now. 278 00:29:15,886 --> 00:29:18,047 Excuse me. 279 00:29:18,121 --> 00:29:21,557 As a matter of fact, that was a good way of putting it. 280 00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:25,026 - Putting what? - " I do say no occasionally." 281 00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:27,655 I like the way you said that. 282 00:29:27,731 --> 00:29:31,132 - Thank you. - As a matter of fact, I don't have one. 283 00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:33,829 - You don't have one what? - A wife or anything resembling. 284 00:29:33,904 --> 00:29:37,067 I guess you jumped to that conclusion because of the size of the apartment. 285 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:40,473 It's a converted attic. It was originally an artist's studio. 286 00:29:40,544 --> 00:29:42,739 You've, fixed it up all by yourself? 287 00:29:42,813 --> 00:29:46,408 Well, a friend helped. I'm still working on it. 288 00:29:46,483 --> 00:29:48,508 Wait a minute! 289 00:29:48,585 --> 00:29:51,019 I, almost forgot what we came for. 290 00:29:51,088 --> 00:29:54,023 - To play a record. - A record. 291 00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:56,525 - We never did. - No, we never did. 292 00:29:56,593 --> 00:29:58,993 It's not a, bad collection. 293 00:29:59,062 --> 00:30:02,589 I usually play, classical in the afternoon... 294 00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:04,759 and, jazz in the evening. 295 00:30:07,638 --> 00:30:11,233 - What do you play in the morning? - Brass band music. 296 00:30:14,278 --> 00:30:17,406 Provided, of course, it's not raining. 297 00:30:17,481 --> 00:30:20,609 Well, let's not break any rules. 298 00:30:49,012 --> 00:30:52,209 Smart move-extremely smart- 299 00:30:52,282 --> 00:30:58,243 getting dressed, putting on her coat, setting out for the front door. 300 00:30:58,322 --> 00:31:02,725 Just the way to get asked back in again. 301 00:31:02,793 --> 00:31:06,854 I should've let her go on thinking I had a wife. 302 00:31:08,632 --> 00:31:12,568 She's at an advantage now- distinct advantage. 303 00:31:15,372 --> 00:31:19,308 In the end, she'll have to go, like Ruth. 304 00:31:24,381 --> 00:31:26,372 Come on. 305 00:31:33,156 --> 00:31:36,922 Come on. Get in there. 306 00:32:00,183 --> 00:32:02,708 Hey! Hold it! 307 00:32:05,188 --> 00:32:08,282 Over here. This side. 308 00:32:11,695 --> 00:32:14,425 Don't worry, darling. You were always the best. 309 00:32:16,433 --> 00:32:19,163 And then there was Annie. 310 00:32:19,236 --> 00:32:23,172 Hi! You must come to dinner with us. I've got the most groovy husband. 311 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,800 I don't wanna go to dinner with your groovy husband. 312 00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:29,073 You won't. I don't have one. 313 00:32:29,146 --> 00:32:32,741 - Does that go on on the other side? - Right. 314 00:32:32,816 --> 00:32:36,547 - I'll do it. - I've never even thought about a husband. 315 00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:53,865 Pardon me, miss. 316 00:32:53,937 --> 00:32:56,906 I am looking for a slightly used... 317 00:32:56,973 --> 00:32:59,168 Amazonian blowgun. 318 00:32:59,242 --> 00:33:01,870 What's so funny about that? They're difficult to get. 319 00:33:01,945 --> 00:33:04,914 I'll take it with or without darts. 320 00:33:04,981 --> 00:33:08,280 My own frayed slower child. 321 00:33:08,351 --> 00:33:10,751 We need all the slower children we can get these days. 322 00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:13,688 Where else do you find people who are honest, intelligent, concerned... 323 00:33:13,757 --> 00:33:16,191 - unprejudiced- - And on the pill. 324 00:33:16,259 --> 00:33:18,557 And a smart-ass. 325 00:33:18,628 --> 00:33:20,789 How did you get away this time? 326 00:33:20,864 --> 00:33:23,230 I volunteered to drive Stevie over to get his haircut. 327 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,632 I just gave him 50 cents to buy some candy. 328 00:33:25,702 --> 00:33:28,136 You may never see him again. 329 00:33:37,848 --> 00:33:39,941 You should've given him a dollar. 330 00:33:40,016 --> 00:33:43,247 - I'll talk to you soon. - Hi, Dad. 331 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,289 - Hello. Did you get yourself something? - Yeah. 332 00:33:46,356 --> 00:33:48,722 Sir. 333 00:33:48,792 --> 00:33:52,626 The, Amazon shipment should be in by Friday, sir. 334 00:33:52,696 --> 00:33:55,164 I'll keep your blowgun in mind. 335 00:33:55,232 --> 00:33:58,565 You do that. Can I call ya about lunchtime? 336 00:33:58,635 --> 00:34:00,830 - Yeah. - Good. 337 00:34:00,904 --> 00:34:03,304 - Why is she saying that? - Why is she saying that? 338 00:34:03,373 --> 00:34:08,003 Because I'm lookin' for somethin'. That's why. Wanna get your haircut now? 339 00:34:08,078 --> 00:34:12,981 You tell us that if we work within the framework of the existing system... 340 00:34:13,049 --> 00:34:15,609 that we will get what we want. 341 00:34:15,685 --> 00:34:17,997 We work within that system, and we get token concessions... 342 00:34:18,021 --> 00:34:22,117 to pacify us, that do nothing for what we want. 343 00:34:22,192 --> 00:34:26,788 You are giving us tokenism.! You are not giving us what we want.! 344 00:34:26,863 --> 00:34:29,991 We want what we want now! 345 00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:33,467 All right. Let me tell ya something. The only way- 346 00:34:33,537 --> 00:34:36,700 The only way to get things done... 347 00:34:36,773 --> 00:34:39,333 to make them work outside of a protest on a campus- 348 00:34:39,409 --> 00:34:42,378 which does arouse us to what the problems are about. 349 00:34:42,445 --> 00:34:45,107 The way to get them done is through political means... 350 00:34:45,182 --> 00:34:47,878 and through a political party that's responsive to you. 351 00:34:47,951 --> 00:34:51,546 And I'm saying you have a responsibility to do more than shout about what is wrong. 352 00:34:51,621 --> 00:34:54,221 That is great. You've done that. It's happened all over the world. 353 00:34:54,257 --> 00:34:57,226 You saw how the black man has waited... 354 00:34:57,294 --> 00:35:01,890 to go through the appropriate legislation or wait on your existing government, as you say. 355 00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:04,058 Where would we have been? 356 00:35:04,134 --> 00:35:06,694 Didn't we have to sit in? Didn't we have to stand in? 357 00:35:06,770 --> 00:35:09,136 Didn't we have to lay in? Didn't we have to riot... 358 00:35:09,206 --> 00:35:12,539 till city after city after city was burned? 359 00:35:12,609 --> 00:35:14,702 Do you know what my stand is on Vietnam? 360 00:35:14,778 --> 00:35:17,042 Do you know what my stand is on the draft? 361 00:35:17,113 --> 00:35:20,344 Do you know what my stand is about the black revolution in this country? 362 00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:23,818 All right. All right. If you know- 363 00:35:23,887 --> 00:35:26,651 - If you know what it is- - Let him say what he wants. 364 00:35:26,723 --> 00:35:29,715 If you know what it is, then you know that I do represent you... 365 00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:33,354 that my ideas of what to do up there in that so-called " sacred hall"... 366 00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:35,921 come from you and from your responsiveness to me... 367 00:35:35,999 --> 00:35:38,263 and my responsiveness to you. 368 00:35:38,335 --> 00:35:40,326 That's how a politician exists. 369 00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:50,175 Let me just, briefly say that... 370 00:35:50,247 --> 00:35:53,444 it's been an exhilarating experience for me being here today. 371 00:35:53,516 --> 00:35:57,179 If there were this kind of-of energy... 372 00:35:57,254 --> 00:36:00,087 and this kind of concern- deep concern- 373 00:36:00,156 --> 00:36:02,556 going on in the state senate... 374 00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:06,027 we would have solved a lot of the problems of New York a long time ago. 375 00:36:06,096 --> 00:36:10,032 Let me also say that I know that many of you are disillusioned... 376 00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:13,627 about what politicians-quote, unquote- have made of this world. 377 00:36:13,703 --> 00:36:18,265 And you have a right to be, but you also have a tremendous responsibility... 378 00:36:18,341 --> 00:36:20,434 to try to do something about it... 379 00:36:20,510 --> 00:36:22,808 and you have an opportunity to do something about it. 380 00:36:22,879 --> 00:36:25,609 You have an opportunity to define what American politics will be... 381 00:36:25,682 --> 00:36:27,775 to define what a politician is... 382 00:36:27,851 --> 00:36:31,981 and have those politicians responsive to you and the kind of society you want. 383 00:36:32,055 --> 00:36:34,148 And, in closing, as I have to do... 384 00:36:34,224 --> 00:36:36,590 let me just say that in my opinion... 385 00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:40,596 you have coined the great motto of our time: 386 00:36:40,664 --> 00:36:42,962 "Make love, not war." 387 00:36:43,033 --> 00:36:47,493 Thank you. 388 00:36:47,570 --> 00:36:50,471 Peace! Peace! Peace! 389 00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:53,907 Peace! Peace! Peace! 390 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,096 We really don't know anything about each other, do we? 391 00:37:21,171 --> 00:37:24,368 I mean, as far as we're concerned, we might be anybody. 392 00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:27,802 I am anybody. 393 00:37:27,877 --> 00:37:30,937 No. All I'm... saying is that- 394 00:37:31,014 --> 00:37:34,177 I already know about you. 395 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:38,550 I know that you cook breakfast and wash up your own dishes. 396 00:37:38,621 --> 00:37:41,055 And you can't ask me to stay until you're quite sure... 397 00:37:41,124 --> 00:37:43,285 I haven't asked to be asked to stay. 398 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:47,456 Is that all you know about me? 399 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:49,794 I know that I liked it with you. 400 00:37:49,866 --> 00:37:53,393 Enough to do it again? 401 00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:56,303 That's, That's not an invitation, is it? 402 00:37:56,373 --> 00:37:58,534 That's a request for information. 403 00:38:00,276 --> 00:38:02,369 I'll tell ya anything you wanna know. 404 00:38:02,445 --> 00:38:05,073 - Okay. Where do you live? - Here. 405 00:38:05,148 --> 00:38:07,241 - Where's " here"? - Here. The West Side. 406 00:38:07,317 --> 00:38:09,842 Riverside Drive. Tell me about you. 407 00:38:09,919 --> 00:38:13,150 Okay. 408 00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:15,851 - What do you wanna know? - What do you do? 409 00:38:15,925 --> 00:38:19,383 - Exactly. - Do-You mean work. 410 00:38:19,462 --> 00:38:22,329 I work in a gallery at the moment. 411 00:38:22,399 --> 00:38:25,493 - Where exactly? - Seventy-fifth, near Madison. 412 00:38:25,568 --> 00:38:30,488 The Rassiga Gallery. I'm surrounded by primitive gods. 413 00:38:30,622 --> 00:38:35,525 - And where do you live? - On the East Side. Murray Hill. 414 00:38:35,593 --> 00:38:40,929 - Where exactly? - Funky, four-story walk-up- 415 00:38:40,999 --> 00:38:44,765 high ceilings, trees on the street. 416 00:38:44,836 --> 00:38:48,966 We have a clock on the corner drugstore. Stopped around about 1930. 417 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,133 I'm always late for everything. 418 00:38:51,209 --> 00:38:53,769 It's a very festive area. 419 00:38:53,845 --> 00:38:56,643 Young men with poodles live there. 420 00:38:56,714 --> 00:39:00,946 We get no more than one stabbing a week. 421 00:39:03,621 --> 00:39:07,489 - Downstairs, we have our own private movie director. - A director? 422 00:39:07,558 --> 00:39:11,289 He's making a true-life movie about our house. 423 00:39:11,362 --> 00:39:13,922 Do you spend a lot of time with him? 424 00:39:13,998 --> 00:39:17,764 Hours. He doesn't know half what goes on in the house. 425 00:39:17,835 --> 00:39:20,497 - I have to tell him. - And you know everything? 426 00:39:20,571 --> 00:39:25,008 I'm very inquisitive. Haven't you noticed? 427 00:39:25,076 --> 00:39:28,409 On the second floor, there's these three Japanese boys. 428 00:39:28,479 --> 00:39:30,811 They're all brilliant. 429 00:39:30,882 --> 00:39:35,319 They do all their dating by computer. We spend a lot of time sewing on their buttons. 430 00:39:35,386 --> 00:39:38,617 - We? - Me and Hilary and Jane. 431 00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:41,784 - You met them last night. - Of course. 432 00:39:41,859 --> 00:39:44,521 - The other two girls. - Right. 433 00:39:44,595 --> 00:39:46,825 You're very close to those two, aren't you? 434 00:39:46,898 --> 00:39:50,527 Yeah. We tell each other everything, practically. 435 00:39:50,601 --> 00:39:53,331 No, I told him, "Rub my stomach round and round... 436 00:39:53,404 --> 00:39:55,497 and say, 'I love you. I love you."' 437 00:39:55,573 --> 00:39:58,098 And, it was great. So then I said, " Lower, lower." 438 00:39:58,176 --> 00:40:00,508 And he said, " I love you. I love you." 439 00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:16,051 You know much about this music? 440 00:40:16,127 --> 00:40:20,291 - Not much. - George Frederic Handel. 441 00:40:21,632 --> 00:40:23,896 Very clean kind of music. 442 00:40:23,968 --> 00:40:25,993 It's all brass. 443 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:28,402 No strings cluttering up the background. 444 00:40:35,747 --> 00:40:38,875 Very practical guy, Handel. 445 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:42,181 I mean, give him a job like a trip up the river or a fireworks party- 446 00:40:42,253 --> 00:40:44,483 He just sat down and wrote music for it. 447 00:40:44,555 --> 00:40:48,082 This particular one was written for the king's fireworks... 448 00:40:48,159 --> 00:40:50,184 Pow.! Did you hear that? 449 00:40:50,261 --> 00:40:52,525 Fireworks going off on the other side of the river. 450 00:40:52,597 --> 00:40:55,725 All those guys in powdered wigs just jumping out of their britches. 451 00:41:08,513 --> 00:41:11,880 Did you know that Handel wrote three oboe trios... 452 00:41:11,949 --> 00:41:14,349 when he was 11 years old? 453 00:41:14,419 --> 00:41:16,649 I'm not kidding. 454 00:41:19,090 --> 00:41:21,354 I don't know what made me think of this... 455 00:41:21,426 --> 00:41:24,953 but you know, if you stand and suck a lemon in front of a brass band... 456 00:41:25,029 --> 00:41:28,726 the music stops. 457 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,098 I mean it. Well, you try blowing a euphonium... 458 00:41:31,169 --> 00:41:33,569 while someone is sucking a lemon in front of you. 459 00:41:33,638 --> 00:41:35,731 Can't be done. 460 00:41:35,807 --> 00:41:39,208 You'd be foaming at the mouth. 461 00:41:39,277 --> 00:41:41,677 Sun's coming out. 462 00:41:44,282 --> 00:41:47,274 She wasn't listening. 463 00:41:47,351 --> 00:41:50,809 Now what have I done? 464 00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:57,125 I was just presenting her with a little knowledge. 465 00:41:57,195 --> 00:42:01,962 Actually, he was being a big brass band bore. 466 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:06,629 She surrounds herself with all these types. 467 00:42:06,704 --> 00:42:11,801 It's hard work for something I don't really want perhaps. 468 00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:15,312 I wonder what she's thinking about. 469 00:42:15,379 --> 00:42:18,576 That movie director? 470 00:42:18,649 --> 00:42:22,244 One of herJapanese friends.- 471 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,187 He's trying the oldest trick in the world- 472 00:42:25,256 --> 00:42:27,383 just not trying. 473 00:42:30,995 --> 00:42:34,453 I'm not totally uneducated, you know. 474 00:42:34,532 --> 00:42:37,592 I was boring you. 475 00:42:37,668 --> 00:42:39,761 I didn't learn anything at school. 476 00:42:39,837 --> 00:42:42,032 Who does, for God's sake? 477 00:42:42,106 --> 00:42:46,008 - But men teach me things. - I'm sure. 478 00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:49,046 They explain all about the electoral college... 479 00:42:49,113 --> 00:42:52,947 and how to eat artichokes without getting your mouth full of leaves. 480 00:42:53,017 --> 00:42:57,147 Did your, director friend teach you that? 481 00:42:57,221 --> 00:42:59,382 Everyone I know teaches me things. 482 00:42:59,457 --> 00:43:01,948 But he taught you something.! 483 00:43:02,026 --> 00:43:06,622 - Quite a lot. - Do you go to bed with him? 484 00:43:06,697 --> 00:43:11,532 - You're assuming rights on me. - Didn't you give me any? 485 00:43:11,602 --> 00:43:14,332 - No. - No? 486 00:43:14,405 --> 00:43:17,636 No, what I gave you didn't have any rights attached to it. 487 00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:20,404 It was free. 488 00:43:20,478 --> 00:43:22,810 Do you think we have to pay for everything? 489 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,077 No, it's just that for a relationship to matter- 490 00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:28,744 A relationship- is that what we're having? 491 00:43:28,819 --> 00:43:32,118 Two people should make- 492 00:43:33,558 --> 00:43:35,856 Well, I think the whole business isn't much... 493 00:43:35,927 --> 00:43:39,829 unless they do make some sort of demands on each other. 494 00:43:55,613 --> 00:43:57,604 I'm sorry. 495 00:44:07,925 --> 00:44:10,519 Are you sure I know enough about you? 496 00:44:10,595 --> 00:44:12,825 What do you wanna know? 497 00:44:17,101 --> 00:44:20,537 What do you do? 498 00:44:20,605 --> 00:44:23,130 Design furniture. 499 00:44:23,207 --> 00:44:25,903 Did you design this, by any chance? 500 00:44:25,977 --> 00:44:30,437 - Don't you like it? - Well, it could be more comfortable. 501 00:44:31,716 --> 00:44:33,946 You didn't complain last night. 502 00:44:34,018 --> 00:44:37,146 Why do you think I wanted to move to the bed? 503 00:44:37,221 --> 00:44:39,314 It's meant to be functional. 504 00:44:39,390 --> 00:44:42,951 - Well, it worked, didn't it? - Here. 505 00:44:44,929 --> 00:44:46,920 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 506 00:45:29,874 --> 00:45:32,672 Go on. Make some snappy patter. 507 00:45:35,713 --> 00:45:37,874 - Hello. - Hi. It's me. 508 00:45:37,948 --> 00:45:42,282 - I haven't seen you for months. - Hello, Ruth. 509 00:45:42,353 --> 00:45:46,790 - Who have you got there? - It's, It's just a friend. 510 00:45:46,857 --> 00:45:50,657 Listen, I'm having a party tonight, and I want you to come. 511 00:45:50,728 --> 00:45:53,424 Tonight? 512 00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:58,500 Well, I'm not, sure about tonight. 513 00:45:58,569 --> 00:46:02,027 - Come on. Try to make it. - Where is it? 514 00:46:02,106 --> 00:46:06,406 It's at 414 East 55th Street, between Sutton and First. 515 00:46:08,813 --> 00:46:12,579 Between Sutton and First? That's a pretty classy address. 516 00:46:12,650 --> 00:46:15,881 Are you getting married or something? 517 00:46:15,953 --> 00:46:20,049 - I forget when's your birthday. - It's not my birthday, and I'm not pregnant. 518 00:46:20,124 --> 00:46:22,217 It'll just be good to see you. That's all. 519 00:46:22,293 --> 00:46:25,785 Anyway, who knows how the day will end? 520 00:46:28,733 --> 00:46:30,997 Yes, I'll keep it in mind. 521 00:46:32,403 --> 00:46:35,304 I miss you too. 522 00:46:37,641 --> 00:46:41,099 I, I'm, 523 00:46:41,178 --> 00:46:43,669 I'm not sure whether she- 524 00:46:49,353 --> 00:46:52,618 All right. I'll book that flight. 525 00:46:52,690 --> 00:46:55,853 Yes, it is lucky, darling. 526 00:46:55,926 --> 00:46:58,360 Right. I'll see you there. 527 00:46:59,630 --> 00:47:01,689 Thank you. 528 00:47:12,309 --> 00:47:14,777 - Elizabeth? - They're coming back a day early. 529 00:47:14,845 --> 00:47:17,939 They, wanna meet me at the airport tomorrow morning. 530 00:47:18,015 --> 00:47:20,108 No. 531 00:47:24,522 --> 00:47:28,458 I'll have to put you on the plane tonight and catch the morning flight out. 532 00:47:33,464 --> 00:47:35,932 - I just thought of something. - What? 533 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,298 We can fly back together. 534 00:47:38,369 --> 00:47:41,304 - She has no idea what I look like, right? - No. 535 00:47:41,372 --> 00:47:43,499 So we can both stay till tomorrow. 536 00:47:43,574 --> 00:47:47,066 We'll get off the plane, and I'll be this perfect stranger. 537 00:47:47,144 --> 00:47:49,942 I can vanish. 538 00:47:50,014 --> 00:47:52,107 Attention, please. 539 00:47:52,183 --> 00:47:56,085 Passenger of Flight 107 from London... 540 00:47:56,153 --> 00:47:58,917 please contact the main information desk. 541 00:48:04,662 --> 00:48:06,721 - Attention, please- - There he is! 542 00:48:16,073 --> 00:48:20,100 Hey! 543 00:48:24,915 --> 00:48:27,975 I'll try to. Yes, I will. 544 00:48:28,052 --> 00:48:32,352 753-2099. 545 00:48:32,423 --> 00:48:35,620 Right. 546 00:48:35,693 --> 00:48:38,628 Yes, I-I-I'll try. 547 00:48:40,865 --> 00:48:44,631 - Bye. - Bye. 548 00:48:48,305 --> 00:48:50,535 I don't want any more to do with it- 549 00:48:50,608 --> 00:48:53,372 not with jealousy, competition... 550 00:48:53,444 --> 00:48:57,175 the sound of bugles when we're all meant to line up for battle. 551 00:48:57,248 --> 00:49:00,911 When the bugle blows, I want to go home quietly. 552 00:49:00,985 --> 00:49:05,217 Lock the door, take off the telephone. Yeah, right. 553 00:49:05,289 --> 00:49:08,747 I'll wash my hair, watch the Saturday Night Movie... 554 00:49:08,826 --> 00:49:11,386 and go to bed with a plate of cornflakes. 555 00:49:11,462 --> 00:49:14,829 I can do that most efficiently. 556 00:49:14,899 --> 00:49:17,299 I can vanish. 557 00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:52,602 - Hi. - I seem to have left my key. 558 00:49:54,939 --> 00:49:57,567 It probably fell out of my bag. 559 00:49:57,641 --> 00:49:59,939 Thank you. You expecting someone? 560 00:50:00,010 --> 00:50:02,035 Yes. 561 00:50:02,112 --> 00:50:04,103 You. 562 00:50:04,181 --> 00:50:06,274 No. No. I'm going home now. 563 00:50:06,350 --> 00:50:08,614 Right, but you always leave something to come back for. 564 00:50:08,686 --> 00:50:11,052 - Who, me? - I mean girls. 565 00:50:11,121 --> 00:50:13,589 Keys are the most popular. 566 00:50:13,657 --> 00:50:16,558 Says the man of limitless experience. 567 00:50:16,627 --> 00:50:19,926 Now the problem is, what exactly are we going to give you for lunch? 568 00:50:19,997 --> 00:50:22,659 You're gonna make someone a wonderful wife. 569 00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:26,066 Like to gamble on a cheese souffle? 570 00:50:26,136 --> 00:50:28,832 Gamble on what you like. I'm not staying. 571 00:50:28,906 --> 00:50:32,239 Perhaps you should ask yourself why you decided to go in the first place. 572 00:50:33,744 --> 00:50:37,475 I suppose after a lifetime's experience with women... 573 00:50:37,548 --> 00:50:40,073 you think our one ambition is to sit here all day... 574 00:50:40,150 --> 00:50:42,641 listening to gems from Carnegie Hall... 575 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:45,086 and watch you demonstrate the art of cookery. 576 00:50:45,155 --> 00:50:48,784 Good grief. There's a whole world outside this little egg box you inhabit... 577 00:50:48,859 --> 00:50:52,022 and people who don't have to invent all sorts of complicated reasons... 578 00:50:52,096 --> 00:50:54,826 for why they go in and out of the front door. 579 00:50:54,898 --> 00:50:57,264 As a matter of fact, I know exactly why you left. 580 00:50:57,334 --> 00:51:00,963 You were jealous. 581 00:51:01,038 --> 00:51:04,201 Because I spoke to Ruth. 582 00:51:04,274 --> 00:51:06,367 The lousy thing about him now... 583 00:51:06,443 --> 00:51:09,105 is he's absolutely right. 584 00:51:09,179 --> 00:51:13,775 There's a risk she'll just slam the door and clear out forever- 585 00:51:13,851 --> 00:51:16,843 Only she has to know more about Ruth. 586 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:21,380 - Who's Ruth? - Ruth? 587 00:51:21,458 --> 00:51:23,892 Just a girl I used to go with. 588 00:51:23,961 --> 00:51:26,054 - Used to? - It wasn't serious. 589 00:51:26,130 --> 00:51:29,395 - Wasn't? - Well, we... 590 00:51:29,466 --> 00:51:32,367 knew each other for about eight months... 591 00:51:32,436 --> 00:51:36,600 and sometimes she'd come over here and stay a while. 592 00:51:37,975 --> 00:51:40,136 And then, finally, sh- 593 00:51:40,210 --> 00:51:42,974 - She moved out? - She moved in. 594 00:51:46,661 --> 00:51:48,788 Anybody home? 595 00:51:53,367 --> 00:51:55,528 Darling, I've arrived. 596 00:52:03,311 --> 00:52:06,439 - So I see. - I'm moving in-Forever. 597 00:52:06,514 --> 00:52:09,278 Which way for the shrunken head? 598 00:52:09,350 --> 00:52:11,648 It's a groovy place you got here, baby! 599 00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,949 Well, actually, it's not so large. 600 00:52:14,021 --> 00:52:16,581 Should I put these in the bedroom? 601 00:52:20,127 --> 00:52:22,891 You know, if you knock her up, I'll damn well sue ya. 602 00:52:22,964 --> 00:52:26,627 I want her thin and upright for the spring collection. 603 00:52:28,169 --> 00:52:30,433 Mags, darling, why should that happen now? 604 00:52:30,504 --> 00:52:32,597 I mean, we've been making it for months. 605 00:52:32,673 --> 00:52:36,666 I mean, I only moved in with him to save cab fare. 606 00:52:44,018 --> 00:52:46,486 Your clothes are gonna get claustrophobic in this closet! 607 00:52:46,554 --> 00:52:49,182 Well, who needs clothes? 608 00:52:49,256 --> 00:52:51,451 Well. 609 00:52:51,525 --> 00:52:53,755 Here. Give me that. 610 00:52:53,828 --> 00:52:55,921 - Hey! - Shit! 611 00:52:55,997 --> 00:52:58,795 - Hey. - I'll get some glasses. 612 00:53:01,035 --> 00:53:03,367 You know, I wonder about nuns. 613 00:53:03,437 --> 00:53:05,530 Do you suppose they'd make good models? 614 00:53:05,606 --> 00:53:08,336 At least you'd get none of these complications. 615 00:53:08,409 --> 00:53:10,775 Hey, haven't you got any glasses? 616 00:53:10,845 --> 00:53:13,040 - Here you are. - Champagne.! 617 00:53:13,114 --> 00:53:15,344 - Here's to it. - What? 618 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:18,146 - Domestic life. - Is that what we're going to have? 619 00:53:18,219 --> 00:53:20,983 Domestic life means another two inches on those hips. 620 00:53:21,055 --> 00:53:24,218 And who am I going to get to do the swimsuits in the Caribbean? 621 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:26,623 Mags, darling. What are you talking about? 622 00:53:26,694 --> 00:53:29,458 I'm going to work for him, aren't I? My hips to the bone. 623 00:53:29,530 --> 00:53:31,623 - No, honestly- - Shut up, darling. 624 00:53:31,699 --> 00:53:33,792 Listen. 625 00:53:33,868 --> 00:53:36,200 When you come home from work all tired and exhausted... 626 00:53:36,270 --> 00:53:39,899 you'll find your slippers by the fire and your evening meal defrosting on the stove. 627 00:53:39,974 --> 00:53:43,740 Because to hell with the equality of the sexes. I'm gonna cook for you! 628 00:53:43,811 --> 00:53:45,403 You're going to what? 629 00:53:48,382 --> 00:53:52,375 "One olive, finely chopped. 630 00:53:52,453 --> 00:53:55,513 "Half a pound of hamburger meat. 631 00:53:55,589 --> 00:53:59,491 "A half a teaspoon of cayenne pepper. 632 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,892 Half a teaspoon of Wor-Worcester." 633 00:54:39,867 --> 00:54:42,335 "One clove of garlic." 634 00:55:01,822 --> 00:55:04,382 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, dog. 635 00:55:04,458 --> 00:55:06,722 Dog.! No. 636 00:55:06,794 --> 00:55:08,887 Not on the-Ruth, I think he's- 637 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,861 Help.! 638 00:55:30,918 --> 00:55:33,079 That was the end of her. 639 00:55:33,154 --> 00:55:35,486 - So you're alone. - I was. 640 00:55:35,556 --> 00:55:38,423 Yeah. What do you do with that now? 641 00:55:38,492 --> 00:55:41,086 Put it in and hope for a miracle. 642 00:55:41,162 --> 00:55:43,289 - Would you be so kind? - Yeah. 643 00:55:43,364 --> 00:55:45,457 I could be so kind. 644 00:55:47,735 --> 00:55:50,033 Is this your burning interest in life? 645 00:55:50,104 --> 00:55:52,038 - What? - Cooking. 646 00:55:52,106 --> 00:55:54,097 It's just something I do on weekends. 647 00:55:54,175 --> 00:55:56,803 - Like tennis. - You play tennis? 648 00:55:56,877 --> 00:55:59,141 Once in a while in the park. 649 00:55:59,213 --> 00:56:01,511 - Keeps me fit. - I guess it would do that. 650 00:56:01,582 --> 00:56:04,574 So, what are we gonna have for a main course? 651 00:56:06,854 --> 00:56:09,118 You've got so much food! 652 00:56:09,190 --> 00:56:11,385 - How come? - I like to have a choice. 653 00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:13,483 It was the way I was brought up. 654 00:56:13,561 --> 00:56:16,121 - Your parents ran a restaurant? - No, my mother was a saint. 655 00:56:16,197 --> 00:56:18,495 And what did that make you? 656 00:56:18,566 --> 00:56:20,659 - Hungry. - Why? 657 00:56:20,734 --> 00:56:25,171 She was always out at meetings to prevent a third world war. 658 00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:28,003 So she never got home before the stores closed. 659 00:56:28,075 --> 00:56:31,704 For many weeks, I lived entirely on wienies. 660 00:56:31,779 --> 00:56:34,680 - What did your dad say to that? - He died of starvation. 661 00:56:34,748 --> 00:56:38,184 No, not really. He was long gone. 662 00:56:38,252 --> 00:56:41,050 My mother had a group of friends from various causes. 663 00:56:41,121 --> 00:56:43,487 I remember one of'em used to say... 664 00:56:43,557 --> 00:56:47,550 "Rosalie, that boy's secretly jealous of our relationship. 665 00:56:47,628 --> 00:56:50,324 He's going through the usual Oedipus period. '" 666 00:56:50,397 --> 00:56:52,865 My mother's name was Rosalie, and, to tell you the truth... 667 00:56:52,933 --> 00:56:55,527 I never wanted to go to bed with her at all. 668 00:56:55,603 --> 00:56:58,248 - And I'm not really complaining about her. - No, no. Of course not. 669 00:56:58,272 --> 00:57:00,832 It's only when she sent my tennis shoes off in a bundle... 670 00:57:00,908 --> 00:57:03,274 to the striking miners in Virginia, I mean- 671 00:57:03,344 --> 00:57:05,938 I wished them luck, but why the miners wanted... 672 00:57:06,013 --> 00:57:09,414 a pair of size-seven junior tennis shoes, I couldn't figure out. 673 00:57:09,483 --> 00:57:12,077 A good woman. 674 00:57:12,152 --> 00:57:15,918 You're not good, are you, by any horrible chance? 675 00:57:15,990 --> 00:57:19,448 Good? No. Certainly not. 676 00:57:19,526 --> 00:57:23,519 You didn't decide on the main course, madam. 677 00:57:23,597 --> 00:57:25,792 Grass-fed, prime, succulent steak... 678 00:57:25,866 --> 00:57:29,563 or the chef's dream of a butter-tossed, golden, free-swimming, morning- 679 00:57:29,637 --> 00:57:31,901 Th-that'll be fine. 680 00:57:31,972 --> 00:57:34,202 - All right. - We can have the fish tonight. 681 00:57:34,275 --> 00:57:38,302 - Wrong. - Moving in. 682 00:57:38,379 --> 00:57:40,745 More subtle than Ruth, naturally, more gentle... 683 00:57:40,814 --> 00:57:42,941 but still moving in. 684 00:57:43,017 --> 00:57:45,144 "We can eat the fish this evening." 685 00:57:45,219 --> 00:57:47,619 That's what you say when you've been married for years. 686 00:57:47,688 --> 00:57:50,623 She said it as if we'd been married for years. 687 00:57:50,691 --> 00:57:53,216 Am I out of my head, involving myself... 688 00:57:53,294 --> 00:57:55,387 with a character who plays tennis? 689 00:57:55,462 --> 00:57:57,453 What kind of a future's in that? 690 00:58:30,097 --> 00:58:35,194 Rah! Rah! Rah, rah, rah! 691 00:58:35,269 --> 00:58:38,796 Might not even be here tonight. 692 00:58:38,872 --> 00:58:42,433 Nope. That's right. 693 00:58:42,509 --> 00:58:46,878 Much better. Take her out somewhere and then, 694 00:58:46,947 --> 00:58:49,882 Well, if it doesn't work out, I can drop her at her place. 695 00:58:51,585 --> 00:58:54,850 Anyway, I might even be busy tonight. 696 00:58:56,924 --> 00:59:00,360 I, thought we might go out somewhere, possibly. 697 00:59:00,427 --> 00:59:02,520 Possibly. 698 00:59:02,596 --> 00:59:05,622 Get some fresh air, see how you look in front of trees. 699 00:59:05,699 --> 00:59:08,725 I got asked to a party later on, but you might not wanna go. 700 00:59:08,802 --> 00:59:12,135 No. I might not. 701 00:59:12,206 --> 00:59:14,800 Kind of a wide-open invitation. 702 00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:16,502 I hate parties. 703 00:59:16,577 --> 00:59:19,045 Can't help it. I'm not cut out for it. 704 00:59:19,813 --> 00:59:23,806 The mind wanders. I always want to vanish from parties. 705 00:59:29,422 --> 00:59:32,448 Good morning. 706 00:59:32,525 --> 00:59:36,894 - How long have you been here? - Went to a party last night. 707 00:59:36,963 --> 00:59:40,023 You should be more careful. I sometimes drive the kids to school. 708 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:42,193 Yeah, well... 709 00:59:42,268 --> 00:59:44,702 you ought to leave your car locked then. 710 01:00:00,192 --> 01:00:03,218 The party was dreadful. 711 01:00:03,295 --> 01:00:06,696 But I met this nice boy, and we sneaked off to the kids' playroom. 712 01:00:06,765 --> 01:00:08,995 Played Ping-Pong, drew pictures. 713 01:00:09,067 --> 01:00:11,126 It was really fun. 714 01:00:11,203 --> 01:00:15,003 Some lady kept shouting upstairs, "What's going on up there, children? 715 01:00:15,073 --> 01:00:17,303 Will you please go to bed?" 716 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:20,503 - Actually, we didn't. - Really? 717 01:00:20,579 --> 01:00:24,106 - Then finally he said he'd take me home. - Your home? 718 01:00:29,387 --> 01:00:31,480 Not exactly, no. 719 01:00:31,556 --> 01:00:35,014 But, on the way, we passed by your car. 720 01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:38,551 And I said, " Leave me here if you value your life." 721 01:00:38,630 --> 01:00:40,757 "My husband is insanely jealous. 722 01:00:40,832 --> 01:00:44,029 And what's more, he's a crack clay pigeon shot." 723 01:00:44,102 --> 01:00:47,765 - I was your husband? - Last night, you were. 724 01:00:47,839 --> 01:00:51,605 When he heard that, he dropped me off like I had the plague or something. 725 01:00:54,746 --> 01:00:57,476 Then I just sort of got in here and sat. 726 01:00:59,184 --> 01:01:02,278 It was a beautiful sunrise. I wish you'd seen it. 727 01:01:04,256 --> 01:01:06,315 Then I guess I fell asleep. 728 01:01:08,860 --> 01:01:11,852 What are you gonna do now? 729 01:01:11,930 --> 01:01:13,955 I think... 730 01:01:14,032 --> 01:01:16,865 I'll buy you kippers at the Plaza Hotel. 731 01:01:16,935 --> 01:01:19,460 - Kippers! Perfect! - Hey, hey. 732 01:01:19,538 --> 01:01:21,631 Just what I got in here for. 733 01:01:21,706 --> 01:01:23,799 Careful, you nut. 734 01:01:31,183 --> 01:01:33,583 I've gotta talk to Elizabeth. 735 01:01:33,652 --> 01:01:36,212 I mean, for God's sake, everybody gets divorced these days. 736 01:01:39,457 --> 01:01:42,358 I don't like to think about that. 737 01:01:43,995 --> 01:01:46,088 At least I could give you a home. 738 01:01:46,164 --> 01:01:50,567 One could live quite comfortably in a Mercedes. 739 01:01:50,635 --> 01:01:54,366 I don't know what you want. I don't know what you're looking for. 740 01:01:56,007 --> 01:01:58,976 Breakfast-at the Plaza Hotel. 741 01:02:10,689 --> 01:02:12,748 - Success. - Brilliant. 742 01:02:12,824 --> 01:02:15,725 - Let's eat. - Yeah. 743 01:02:17,762 --> 01:02:21,858 The great thing is, if men can cook at all, women think it's wonderful. 744 01:02:21,933 --> 01:02:25,027 - Well, it is. - No, it's really a legend. 745 01:02:25,103 --> 01:02:27,435 Like sex and black men. 746 01:02:27,505 --> 01:02:31,100 - Of course, you know all about it. - What do you mean? 747 01:02:33,445 --> 01:02:35,640 I guess you're a practically perfect person. 748 01:02:35,714 --> 01:02:37,773 It's hot. 749 01:02:37,849 --> 01:02:40,511 I mean, you know all about, brass bands... 750 01:02:40,585 --> 01:02:43,145 and cooking, God knows... 751 01:02:43,221 --> 01:02:48,022 and, theory of sex in a multiracial society. 752 01:02:48,093 --> 01:02:50,527 Enough. 753 01:02:52,364 --> 01:02:55,731 You know, I really don't know all that about the theory of sex. 754 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,360 - You know those books you read as a kid? - Yeah. 755 01:02:58,436 --> 01:03:00,996 300 Ways to a Sexually Fulfilled Marriage. 756 01:03:01,072 --> 01:03:03,370 - Yeah. - The diagrams confused me. 757 01:03:03,441 --> 01:03:06,535 Yeah, diagrams are confusing. 758 01:03:06,611 --> 01:03:10,547 I suppose you started with practical experience. 759 01:03:10,615 --> 01:03:13,743 Well, as a matter of fact... 760 01:03:14,953 --> 01:03:18,912 - he was a Boy Scout. - A what? 761 01:03:18,990 --> 01:03:21,515 - You don't wanna hear this. - Tell me. 762 01:03:21,593 --> 01:03:25,552 It's not a story I usually tell until much later. 763 01:03:25,630 --> 01:03:29,259 - Later? - When I get to know someone really well. 764 01:03:29,334 --> 01:03:31,598 - And you haven't, - No, of course not. 765 01:03:31,670 --> 01:03:34,036 But go on. 766 01:03:34,105 --> 01:03:36,096 Well- 767 01:03:37,175 --> 01:03:39,439 - I was a Girl Scout. - A Brownie? 768 01:03:39,511 --> 01:03:41,843 No. I got to be a full-sledged Girl Scout. 769 01:03:41,913 --> 01:03:44,381 Had a natural talent for knots. 770 01:03:44,449 --> 01:03:48,510 - How old were you, exactly? - Sixteen. 771 01:03:48,586 --> 01:03:51,214 His camp was in the next field. 772 01:03:51,289 --> 01:03:53,780 One night, all the other girls were going to the movies. 773 01:03:53,858 --> 01:03:57,350 I was being punished, so they left me behind to do the dishes. 774 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:12,867 Hey. Wake up. 775 01:04:12,944 --> 01:04:16,209 Wake up. 776 01:04:17,449 --> 01:04:19,610 Please wake up.- 777 01:04:19,684 --> 01:04:22,949 - See ya tomorrow. - Bye.! 778 01:04:27,492 --> 01:04:30,928 They're coming back. Hurry. 779 01:04:32,998 --> 01:04:35,057 - Good night. - Good night. 780 01:04:35,133 --> 01:04:38,364 - See ya tomorrow. - Bye. 781 01:04:43,241 --> 01:04:45,801 That's them. Quick. 782 01:04:45,877 --> 01:04:48,937 I'm going. I'm going. 783 01:04:49,014 --> 01:04:52,074 - Good night. - Good night. 784 01:04:55,253 --> 01:04:59,690 See you tomorrow. 785 01:04:59,758 --> 01:05:03,194 - Hey. Wait. - It was much better than I read about. 786 01:05:03,261 --> 01:05:05,354 Hurry up.! 787 01:05:10,368 --> 01:05:12,427 Did you do it again? 788 01:05:13,605 --> 01:05:15,698 We went home the next week. 789 01:05:15,774 --> 01:05:18,538 Summer was over. Didn't get another chance. 790 01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:27,109 I mean, anywhere else. 791 01:05:31,289 --> 01:05:36,317 No. He-He lived someplace in Philadelphia. 792 01:05:36,394 --> 01:05:38,453 Never saw him again. 793 01:05:42,534 --> 01:05:46,300 He had sort of... pink eyes and brown hair. 794 01:05:56,381 --> 01:05:59,908 It's funny. I don't usually feel this way after lunch. 795 01:06:01,753 --> 01:06:04,483 It's the best time to feel this way. 796 01:06:04,556 --> 01:06:06,547 Yeah. 797 01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:18,562 Evening's for... 798 01:06:18,636 --> 01:06:21,434 going out and... 799 01:06:21,506 --> 01:06:23,906 talking to your friends and... 800 01:06:23,975 --> 01:06:27,069 meeting people, going to movies. 801 01:06:27,145 --> 01:06:30,410 - Yeah. - Afternoon's just perfect. 802 01:06:32,317 --> 01:06:36,310 After a great lunch like that- plenty of wine- 803 01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:43,792 there's only one thing I wanna do. 804 01:06:43,862 --> 01:06:45,955 Me too. 805 01:08:24,529 --> 01:08:29,023 Join the diet Tipple set! 806 01:08:29,100 --> 01:08:31,625 The night his boss came to dinner... 807 01:08:31,703 --> 01:08:36,299 she served Gourmet salt, the condiment of continental- 808 01:09:23,921 --> 01:09:25,980 It's raining. 809 01:09:29,861 --> 01:09:33,024 Guess there's, not much point in going out. 810 01:10:08,533 --> 01:10:11,696 - What time is it? - I gotta go. 811 01:10:13,738 --> 01:10:17,504 - What time is it? - 00. I fell asleep. 812 01:10:19,711 --> 01:10:24,273 - You never noticed my new nightgown. - Of course I did. 813 01:10:24,349 --> 01:10:26,442 We never have the whole night together... 814 01:10:26,517 --> 01:10:28,951 so I thought you oughta see me in a nightgown. 815 01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:33,855 Does it occur to you- 816 01:10:33,925 --> 01:10:38,658 - - I was just wondering if it ever occurred to you that... 817 01:10:38,730 --> 01:10:40,823 just because of you, anyone would be willing... 818 01:10:40,898 --> 01:10:42,991 to put up with dinner once a week... 819 01:10:43,067 --> 01:10:46,366 with their nightgown in a brown paper bag... 820 01:10:46,437 --> 01:10:48,769 only to be abandoned 00 in the morning... 821 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:52,867 with nothing to do but read the hotel shopping guide? 822 01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:55,435 Don't you think that's very flattering? 823 01:10:55,513 --> 01:11:00,780 - Don't you think that's very flattering? - I do. 824 01:11:00,852 --> 01:11:04,481 You don't. You think it's perfectly natural. 825 01:11:11,668 --> 01:11:14,535 Wish you didn't have to go. 826 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:17,698 - I'm sorry. - Not complaining. 827 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:20,436 One day, you'll find a perfectly good husband... 828 01:11:20,510 --> 01:11:23,741 with a Mustang and an English Tudor in Scarsdale... 829 01:11:23,813 --> 01:11:27,249 and you'll spend perfectly happy evenings together playing Monopoly. 830 01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:32,079 - I'll come to the wedding. - No, you won't. 831 01:11:32,155 --> 01:11:34,248 All right. 832 01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:36,519 I tell you what I'll do. 833 01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:38,720 I'll, I'll wait until you call... 834 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:42,595 and I'll meet you when you come to buy the living room drapes at Bloomingdale's. 835 01:11:42,665 --> 01:11:44,792 Yeah, and then we'll have lunch downstairs... 836 01:11:44,867 --> 01:11:47,392 and we'll come up here till it's time to get dressed... 837 01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:50,371 and go out and buy lamb chops for his dinner. 838 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,807 - I'd like that. - No way. 839 01:12:00,016 --> 01:12:02,314 Why not? 840 01:12:02,385 --> 01:12:04,751 Because if that time ever came... 841 01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:07,255 I'd have to say good-bye to you, wouldn't I? 842 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:10,087 - No. You'd need me even more. - Add a little color to my life? 843 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:12,252 At least once a month. 844 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:15,058 You haven't met anyone, have you? 845 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:20,762 With a house in Scarsdale? 846 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:23,237 No. Not yet. 847 01:12:26,809 --> 01:12:28,868 Good night, darling. 848 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,739 - Don't go away. - I'm here. 849 01:12:38,554 --> 01:12:40,647 - Hi. - Hi. 850 01:12:42,225 --> 01:12:44,352 What time is it? 851 01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:51,459 It can't be. 852 01:12:51,534 --> 01:12:54,503 Why didn't you wake me up? 853 01:12:54,570 --> 01:12:57,903 You were- You were having such a good sleep. 854 01:13:01,511 --> 01:13:03,570 Are we still going out? 855 01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:11,478 You didn't really wanna go out, did you? 856 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:14,182 - No. You did, though, didn't you? - Not really. 857 01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:21,328 Were you here the whole time? 858 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:23,490 I washed the dishes. 859 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:27,263 - I-I was gonna do that. - No, it doesn't matter. 860 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:32,799 I don't know- I just couldn't stay awake. 861 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:37,312 - How long were you here? - About an hour. 862 01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:40,076 - When I was dreaming too? - About me? 863 01:13:43,886 --> 01:13:45,945 Someone nice? 864 01:13:47,890 --> 01:13:50,154 No. Nobody nice at all. 865 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:59,928 What, What happens now? 866 01:14:00,002 --> 01:14:03,301 - You stay where you are. - No. 867 01:14:13,649 --> 01:14:16,015 It's good, isn't it? 868 01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:19,020 Nobody's in a hurry to get dressed... 869 01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:22,455 be home before anyone realizes they'd gone. 870 01:14:22,525 --> 01:14:27,224 It's so ordinary, it's- it's unusual. 871 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,355 At least until Monday. 872 01:14:33,936 --> 01:14:37,702 - It's good. - Although I suppose we'd have to eat. 873 01:14:37,774 --> 01:14:40,106 - Not till Monday. - It makes me hungry. 874 01:14:40,176 --> 01:14:43,942 I'll cook for you. 875 01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:47,449 - I'll cook you some wienies. - Thanks a lot. 876 01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:54,884 I don't want you to ever get out of this bed. 877 01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:01,360 What a day it's been? 878 01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:07,328 And we haven't really done anything. Nothing at all. 879 01:15:12,809 --> 01:15:15,505 - Phone call. - What? 880 01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:17,808 I've gotta make a phone call. 881 01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:19,973 No. Come on. 882 01:15:20,049 --> 01:15:24,349 - What, you have to call some guy? - No, just Hilary. 883 01:15:24,420 --> 01:15:27,480 I called her this morning and told her I'd be back with the groceries. 884 01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:30,754 - She'll be expecting me. - Stay where you are. 885 01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:32,920 No, see, her boyfriend might be in town. 886 01:15:32,995 --> 01:15:36,328 - I've gotta tell her the coast is clear. - You always operate this way? 887 01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:38,492 If we don't synchronize our plans... 888 01:15:38,568 --> 01:15:41,332 one of us has to stay in the kitchen the whole time reading. 889 01:15:41,404 --> 01:15:43,998 Can't she arrange her own life? 890 01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:47,236 Sure, she can. Just needs a little help occasionally. 891 01:15:49,912 --> 01:15:52,380 She had to fill the place with other people. 892 01:15:52,448 --> 01:15:54,973 I've gotta make a phone call. 893 01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:58,214 It was going fine, and- 894 01:15:58,287 --> 01:16:02,553 Her boyfriend might be back. I have to tell her the coast is clear. 895 01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:05,526 Just when we decided. We made up our minds. 896 01:16:05,595 --> 01:16:08,894 She just needs a little help occasionally. 897 01:16:08,965 --> 01:16:12,457 And everyone else- every needy stranger- 898 01:16:17,106 --> 01:16:19,506 - If only he'd called me himself. - It's rotten. I know. 899 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:22,169 - He knows how I look forward to seeing him. - Wait-Listen. 900 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:24,713 Pour yourself a big glass of whiskey. 901 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:28,546 - And take a hot bath or something. - Lot of good that'll do. 902 01:16:28,618 --> 01:16:32,145 And if you get desperate or you just wanna talk or anything, call me. 903 01:16:32,221 --> 01:16:35,384 - Anytime. We'll be here all the time. - What's your number? 904 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:39,895 I'm at, 744-9970. 905 01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:42,021 - Got that? - Yeah. 906 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:44,157 Okay, bye. 907 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:54,337 - Was that your friend Hilary? - Yeah. 908 01:16:56,312 --> 01:17:00,442 Her boyfriend got his secretary to call and give her the brush-off. 909 01:17:02,685 --> 01:17:05,745 Sounds as if, she could be lucky. 910 01:17:05,821 --> 01:17:09,222 She doesn't see it that way. It's her we've got to worry about. 911 01:17:09,292 --> 01:17:11,453 Why? 912 01:17:11,527 --> 01:17:14,223 Why do we have to worry about her? 913 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:16,390 She, taking it badly? 914 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:19,764 Yeah. She does take these things badly. 915 01:17:19,835 --> 01:17:23,794 I suppose she wants you to run home and hold her hand. 916 01:17:23,873 --> 01:17:27,400 I suppose she would like that. 917 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:30,036 Why don't you? 918 01:17:30,112 --> 01:17:32,603 Isn't she your best friend? 919 01:17:33,849 --> 01:17:36,181 Of course. That's why she understands. 920 01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:44,348 - What? - That it's all right for me to stay here with you. 921 01:17:45,528 --> 01:17:48,827 My need's greater than hers? 922 01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:51,992 I know what I was doing. 923 01:17:52,068 --> 01:17:55,799 Boy, you really have to spread yourself around though. 924 01:17:55,871 --> 01:17:58,965 Did you ever picket against the war? 925 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,168 What are you talking about? 926 01:18:01,243 --> 01:18:06,146 - Did you ever collect money for Biafra? - Yeah. So what? 927 01:18:06,215 --> 01:18:08,308 How do you find time to do all that... 928 01:18:08,384 --> 01:18:10,511 between sewing buttons on for the Japanese... 929 01:18:10,586 --> 01:18:13,020 and helping the film director downstairs and... 930 01:18:13,089 --> 01:18:15,819 seeing your girlfriends through all their crises? 931 01:18:15,891 --> 01:18:18,689 Well, keeps me pretty busy. 932 01:18:18,761 --> 01:18:21,889 And getting me through a bad bout of sexual starvation. 933 01:18:32,274 --> 01:18:35,266 I think you'd better go. 934 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,714 I-I said I think you'd better go. 935 01:18:42,785 --> 01:18:45,515 Yeah, I heard you the first time. 936 01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:56,622 - Poor Hilary needs you much more than I do. - I don't think so. 937 01:18:56,699 --> 01:18:59,190 How do you know? 938 01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:01,736 I know I'm not wrong about Hilary. 939 01:19:10,446 --> 01:19:13,347 It's not easy. 940 01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:15,475 - I'm sorry. - What? 941 01:19:15,551 --> 01:19:18,577 I'm sorry it's so difficult for you. 942 01:19:29,632 --> 01:19:34,069 You want me to go and see Hilary and then not come back anymore. 943 01:19:34,136 --> 01:19:36,468 Is that what you want? 944 01:19:38,741 --> 01:19:41,301 I don't know. Things aren't right. 945 01:19:42,845 --> 01:19:46,440 - Because I called her? - No. 946 01:19:49,985 --> 01:19:52,647 I don't think it would work. 947 01:19:54,657 --> 01:19:56,887 Give it a chance. 948 01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:01,922 No. I-I know it wouldn't work. 949 01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:05,262 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 950 01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:10,633 It's just that- 951 01:20:10,706 --> 01:20:13,368 If it's going to be serious, it better be right. 952 01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:15,967 The funny thing is, I thought it was. 953 01:20:31,227 --> 01:20:34,253 Where's my coat? 954 01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:37,857 - It's right- - That's all right. I'll get it. 955 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:35,721 - Shall I get you a cab? - It's all right. I'll find one. 956 01:21:44,587 --> 01:21:47,385 If they understood the hell it plays with our chemical reactions- 957 01:21:47,457 --> 01:21:49,425 I know. 958 01:21:49,492 --> 01:21:52,928 What are we supposed to do all day Sunday to keep our minds off sex? 959 01:21:52,996 --> 01:21:55,089 In school-In convent school... 960 01:21:55,165 --> 01:21:59,101 they proposed a fast game of volleyball. 961 01:21:59,169 --> 01:22:02,570 - And does that work? - Makes you horny as hell. 962 01:22:03,907 --> 01:22:06,341 You picked a bastard too. 963 01:22:06,409 --> 01:22:08,502 No, not really. 964 01:22:08,578 --> 01:22:10,944 How can you say that after the way he treated you? 965 01:22:11,014 --> 01:22:13,676 - Could've been worse. - How? 966 01:22:13,750 --> 01:22:17,880 Could've waited till tomorrow and then... politely lost me. 967 01:22:17,954 --> 01:22:20,013 Could've done that. 968 01:22:20,090 --> 01:22:22,524 Could've dropped me off and then said... 969 01:22:22,592 --> 01:22:24,753 "I'll call you in a week." 970 01:22:24,828 --> 01:22:27,262 At least he didn't try to make it easy. 971 01:22:41,478 --> 01:22:43,571 Hi. It's me. 972 01:22:43,646 --> 01:22:47,707 I haven't seen you for months. I miss you. 973 01:23:11,007 --> 01:23:13,066 I'm- 974 01:23:14,644 --> 01:23:17,010 - Sorry. - Have I met you before? 975 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:21,949 - No. - You play a lot of Indian nose dlute, don't you? 976 01:23:22,018 --> 01:23:26,717 - Not at all. - Bloody nose dluter's shirt if ever I saw one. 977 01:23:33,696 --> 01:23:35,755 Hi, baby. 978 01:23:51,614 --> 01:23:55,243 Ruth? Ruth? 979 01:23:58,221 --> 01:24:01,122 - Drink, Ruth. - Thank you. 980 01:24:01,191 --> 01:24:03,682 Apparently there were these three nuns... 981 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:06,126 - who went into a whorehouse, and- - Hi. 982 01:24:06,196 --> 01:24:09,290 Darling. This is Charlie. You'll love him. He tells jokes. 983 01:24:09,365 --> 01:24:11,993 - We've met. - Apparently there were these three nuns... 984 01:24:12,068 --> 01:24:15,902 who went into a whorehouse in San Francisco to shelter from the rain, and the- 985 01:24:15,972 --> 01:24:18,372 Where's your little friend? 986 01:24:18,441 --> 01:24:20,534 She left. 987 01:24:20,610 --> 01:24:24,910 - They all have to go, don't they, love? - What do you mean? 988 01:24:24,981 --> 01:24:28,508 I mean, just as soon as they actually sit on the chairs... 989 01:24:28,585 --> 01:24:32,180 or spill ashes down the john... 990 01:24:32,255 --> 01:24:35,053 or leave wet footprints on the bathroom door. 991 01:24:35,124 --> 01:24:38,184 I mean, you don't actually want living people around there, do you? 992 01:24:38,261 --> 01:24:40,354 - Well, that's, - Not for any length of time. 993 01:24:40,430 --> 01:24:43,661 Not altogether true. 994 01:24:54,244 --> 01:24:56,303 What was she like? 995 01:24:59,649 --> 01:25:04,211 I don't-I-I don't really know. 996 01:25:04,287 --> 01:25:07,620 Six-. 997 01:25:25,842 --> 01:25:27,935 - I'll be right back. - Wait a minute. 998 01:25:28,011 --> 01:25:31,310 Hey, hey. Wait. I want my money now. Hey! 999 01:25:31,381 --> 01:25:33,474 Hey, buddy.! 1000 01:25:34,684 --> 01:25:36,777 - Stanley. - Well, did you get laid? 1001 01:25:36,853 --> 01:25:39,913 - Have you seen her? - What, that broad you left with last night? 1002 01:25:39,989 --> 01:25:43,755 No, I didn't see- Hey, give my friend a beer, will ya? 1003 01:25:43,826 --> 01:25:45,885 I don't even know her name. 1004 01:25:45,962 --> 01:25:48,089 Listen, man. You got lucky. Be thankful. 1005 01:25:48,164 --> 01:25:51,327 You know what happened to me? I put in an hour's charm and witty conversation... 1006 01:25:51,401 --> 01:25:54,336 to find out that this neurotic wreck I was with had the curse. 1007 01:25:54,404 --> 01:25:57,237 I must be out of my mind. I didn't even ask her her name. 1008 01:25:57,307 --> 01:25:59,502 You know what's in the back of their minds sometime? 1009 01:25:59,576 --> 01:26:01,669 I'll tell you. It's- 1010 01:26:01,744 --> 01:26:03,837 It's not good clean sex they're after, you know. 1011 01:26:03,913 --> 01:26:06,313 It's a weird, perverted trip to city hall. 1012 01:26:06,382 --> 01:26:08,509 - I have to find her. - Wait a minute, will you? 1013 01:26:08,585 --> 01:26:11,918 - Have your beer. Relax. She'll be around. - What do you mean? 1014 01:26:11,988 --> 01:26:14,479 - For God's sake, man. - What are you talkin' about? 1015 01:26:14,557 --> 01:26:17,082 Look, she's got another two nights' hunting... 1016 01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:21,494 before she turns up all pale and interesting in the office Monday morning. 1017 01:26:21,564 --> 01:26:24,829 - You idiot. You're an idiot. - What's the matter with you, man? 1018 01:26:24,901 --> 01:26:26,994 - Hey, man, what- - You don't call me, man. 1019 01:26:27,070 --> 01:26:29,163 Hey, what- 1020 01:26:32,275 --> 01:26:35,039 Murray Hill. She said the Murray Hill area. 1021 01:26:35,111 --> 01:26:38,444 That's where we are, chief. Any particular street you got in mind? 1022 01:26:38,514 --> 01:26:40,914 Turn here. Right here. Right here. 1023 01:26:44,621 --> 01:26:47,647 This must be it. There's trees on the street. 1024 01:26:47,724 --> 01:26:52,127 Now all we need is a clock that stopped in 1930. 1025 01:26:52,195 --> 01:26:55,596 I get it. This is one of those television shows. 1026 01:27:02,472 --> 01:27:04,963 Officer? I'm looking for a street with trees. 1027 01:27:05,041 --> 01:27:09,444 It's a very respectable area. Only one or two stabbings a week. Do you, 1028 01:27:14,217 --> 01:27:16,913 No, no, no. You don't-You don't understand. 1029 01:27:24,327 --> 01:27:26,852 Sir? Pardon me. Do you live around here? 1030 01:27:26,929 --> 01:27:30,660 Why, yes. I live at... Do you know an apartment with three girls in it? 1031 01:27:30,733 --> 01:27:32,758 - Girls? - Yeah. Three- 1032 01:27:32,835 --> 01:27:36,464 I'm... sorry. 1033 01:27:43,112 --> 01:27:46,912 Let's face it, buddy. You don't know where the hell you wanna go. 1034 01:27:46,983 --> 01:27:49,281 Let's go home? Home? 1035 01:27:50,319 --> 01:27:52,412 Yeah. I guess you're right. 1036 01:27:52,488 --> 01:27:55,048 All right. So where's home? 1037 01:27:55,124 --> 01:27:59,527 - Fifty-two Riverside Drive. - Fifty-two Riverside Drive. Okay. 1038 01:28:25,988 --> 01:28:30,618 - Dinner's not ready yet. - What? 1039 01:28:30,693 --> 01:28:33,628 Didn't expect you back so soon. 1040 01:28:38,167 --> 01:28:41,159 - I was looking for you. - I know. 1041 01:28:44,674 --> 01:28:47,074 You didn't go. 1042 01:28:47,143 --> 01:28:49,839 I came in here, and I-I... 1043 01:28:49,912 --> 01:28:53,404 sat down, and I-I thought- 1044 01:28:53,483 --> 01:28:55,542 And I thought... 1045 01:28:57,320 --> 01:29:00,050 we might as well have the fish. 1046 01:29:01,390 --> 01:29:04,018 I- I tried to find you. 1047 01:29:04,093 --> 01:29:06,186 I-I tried. 1048 01:29:06,262 --> 01:29:10,198 Running away from each other won't work anymore, will it? 1049 01:29:30,953 --> 01:29:33,444 Tomorrow, we'll go and get your clothes. 1050 01:29:36,692 --> 01:29:39,752 Yeah. Tomorrow, we can do that. 1051 01:29:45,301 --> 01:29:47,826 Do you want the fish now? 1052 01:29:47,904 --> 01:29:50,304 Or we could wait till later. 1053 01:29:55,611 --> 01:29:57,704 We'll wait. 1054 01:30:30,813 --> 01:30:33,509 Come on. 1055 01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:36,177 You have cold feet. 1056 01:30:44,694 --> 01:30:49,393 - I never got your name. - It's Mary. 1057 01:30:49,465 --> 01:30:52,730 Mary? 1058 01:30:52,802 --> 01:30:54,895 - Really? - Yeah. 1059 01:30:54,971 --> 01:30:57,064 - Yours? - John. 1060 01:30:57,139 --> 01:31:00,040 - John? John. - Mary. 1061 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:05,939 Mary. 1062 01:31:06,015 --> 01:31:08,540 - John. - Mary. 1063 01:31:10,186 --> 01:31:13,087 - John. - How do you spell it? 1064 01:31:13,155 --> 01:31:16,147 M-U-R-R-Y.