1 00:03:12,149 --> 00:03:16,195 First and 10, Saints, on their own 45 yard line. 2 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:21,533 Six. 3 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:23,911 Two. 4 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:25,203 Seventeen. 5 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,413 Hut! 6 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,461 Headline and a keeper, 7 00:03:32,753 --> 00:03:35,464 tackled by Walter Johnson and Jack Gregory. 8 00:03:35,756 --> 00:03:36,756 Two yard loss. 9 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,218 Second down, 12 on the 43. 10 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,804 Hey, hey, hey, all the way! 11 00:04:02,908 --> 00:04:06,036 One, 17, hut! 12 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:16,547 What kind of football was that? 13 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:18,079 What the hell's wrong with him? 14 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:22,344 Catlan's pass intended for Abramowicz incomplete. 15 00:04:22,636 --> 00:04:24,722 Abramowicz was wide open. 16 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,515 ...now on the 43... 17 00:04:29,351 --> 00:04:34,815 Schmidt, Brown left, 31, delay trap. Now! 18 00:04:41,071 --> 00:04:42,198 All right, Cat. 19 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,700 Brown left, 31, delay trap. 20 00:04:47,244 --> 00:04:52,291 Motion green left, 71, on two! Ready? Break! 21 00:04:58,547 --> 00:05:00,800 Here we come, Daddy Cat. We're gonna kiss you good! 22 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:06,472 - Set one, two, hut, hut! - Zebra, zebra, red, red. 23 00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:26,951 Catlan's pass intended for... 24 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,703 Way to go, Daddy Cat. There goes your ball game! 25 00:05:29,995 --> 00:05:30,995 Screw off! 26 00:05:31,121 --> 00:05:35,668 ...tackled by Elijah Nevin. 27 00:05:41,757 --> 00:05:45,010 Looks like Catlan was hurt on the play. 28 00:05:45,886 --> 00:05:47,429 Looks like his leg again. 29 00:05:52,476 --> 00:05:55,229 Leroy Callahan, picked up five. 30 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,523 Brought down by... 31 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:58,857 How bad, Doc? 32 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:03,070 I'll have to shoot it for sure. 33 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,074 Go inside and get some ice on it. 34 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:10,452 Two, 64, five... 35 00:06:10,744 --> 00:06:11,912 I'll get it. 36 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:13,539 Charley Caraway carries... 37 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:14,915 Kelly, get ready! 38 00:06:15,207 --> 00:06:19,879 Gain of two, third and three on the Cleveland's forty-five. 39 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:22,006 Tackled by Mike Tillman. 40 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,134 Get the play I sent in? 41 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:26,468 I got it. 42 00:06:28,345 --> 00:06:30,681 You didn't call it. 43 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:33,100 You got any idea how bad you look? 44 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,978 When you think you're too good to do what I say 45 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:37,563 you're gone! 46 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,815 ...at this final pre-season game. 47 00:06:54,538 --> 00:06:55,956 Bill Hill's in trouble. 48 00:06:56,248 --> 00:06:58,292 Recovered by Fred Whittingham. 49 00:06:58,584 --> 00:06:59,584 Saints' ball on... 50 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:00,752 Hey, Catlan! 51 00:07:00,836 --> 00:07:03,130 You're through! File for Medicare! 52 00:07:17,227 --> 00:07:19,355 A change in the Saints' line up. 53 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:24,902 In at quarterback, number 19, Kelly Williams. 54 00:07:34,244 --> 00:07:37,331 Remember, next Sunday your New Orleans Saints 55 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:40,250 open their regular season against the Dallas Cowboys 56 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:42,336 here in the Sugar Bowl. 57 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,506 Come out and cheer the Saints on to a championship! 58 00:07:52,304 --> 00:07:55,641 Seven, 3, 25! 59 00:07:56,558 --> 00:07:57,851 Hut! Hut! 60 00:08:06,443 --> 00:08:09,863 Pass to Abramowicz, covering 34 yards. 61 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:11,155 Kid, get me a Coke. 62 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:12,407 Saint's ball, 63 00:08:12,574 --> 00:08:15,244 first and 10 on the Browns 19, 64 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:17,204 tackled by Kellerman. 65 00:08:22,459 --> 00:08:26,714 Set! Three, 15, hut! Hut! 66 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,383 Pass, pass. 67 00:08:38,308 --> 00:08:39,476 First down safe. 68 00:08:39,768 --> 00:08:40,768 You're through! 69 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,397 ...tackled by Barnes and Kellerman. 70 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:51,530 Three, 35, hut! Hut! 71 00:08:55,242 --> 00:08:57,786 Ernie Wheelwright stopped by Frank Parker 72 00:08:58,078 --> 00:09:00,456 on the one foot line 73 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,207 as the game ends. 74 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:07,254 Once again the Saints' management thanks you. 75 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:08,546 Drive carefully. 76 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:26,166 Give me a hand. 77 00:10:44,726 --> 00:10:46,895 Forget it, we'll get them later. 78 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:57,864 Keep ice on it, 79 00:10:58,031 --> 00:10:59,791 come in tomorrow and we'll take some x-rays. 80 00:11:01,785 --> 00:11:03,203 How's the knee? 81 00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:05,706 Dandy! 82 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,048 It's gonna be a long season. 83 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,852 This looked like one of the real rough ones, Jimmy? 84 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,144 Yeah. 85 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:29,793 Who do you think played well, Coach? 86 00:11:30,063 --> 00:11:31,315 Want to single anyone out? 87 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,567 You saw the same game I did. Do you? 88 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:34,859 On which team? 89 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,029 Don't try to get any laughs around here, Woodward. 90 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,561 The winners are across the way. 91 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,589 You were on the one when the game ended. 92 00:11:40,782 --> 00:11:42,468 Would you say you were beaten by the clock? 93 00:11:42,492 --> 00:11:44,596 Another quarter, they might've beaten us a hundred points, 94 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,662 the way we were going. 95 00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:48,123 Even with Kelly Williams playing the whole game? 96 00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:50,215 You gotta admit it, Jimmy, he moved the club. 97 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,502 Kelly's a fine boy. 98 00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:55,255 We got another fine boy, name of Polanski. 99 00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:57,633 Someday one of them is gonna be our quarterback. 100 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:58,925 Why not now? 101 00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:01,427 You guys kill me. 102 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:04,056 Two free beers in the press box 103 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,141 and you're bucking for coach of the year. 104 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:08,894 Well, why not now, the way Catlan's been playing? 105 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,855 Look, Cat's playing may not be as great as it used to be, 106 00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:15,067 but that was the best, maybe the best quarterback ever been played. 107 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,362 His bad is still better than anyone else's great! 108 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,739 Go on. I don't need this crap. 109 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,700 What do you need, Coach? Sympathy? 110 00:12:23,992 --> 00:12:24,992 Yeah. 111 00:12:25,702 --> 00:12:27,782 And my wife's got it all poured and iced up at home. 112 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,931 Give me a break, will you? 113 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,700 See me tomorrow morning. Give me a ring. 114 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:48,724 All right. 115 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:49,889 All right, good night then. 116 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,395 Good night. 117 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,146 Hi honey, how are you doing? 118 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,539 Hey, Kelly. 119 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:11,831 Hi, Kelly. 120 00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:13,208 How's it going, Cal? 121 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,500 Congratulations. 122 00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:16,003 Yeah, the 22nd wonder. 123 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,131 You showed me more in 20 seconds than Catlan did all night. 124 00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:26,513 Please, Mr. Catlan. 125 00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:38,774 You got it, let's go. 126 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:44,197 Hey, you Big Cat, come here. Come on, would you sign this for us right? 127 00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:45,489 No autographs. 128 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:46,574 Oh, be a good sport. 129 00:13:46,783 --> 00:13:47,783 I don't sign autographs. 130 00:13:47,909 --> 00:13:49,578 Who do you think you are? 131 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,290 You're not even worth the price of a ticket anymore, anyway! 132 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,583 Look, get lost. 133 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:55,875 Big shot. 134 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,713 Too big to sign an autograph? Who do you think you are? 135 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,050 Just who in the hell do you think you are? 136 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,343 Go. 137 00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:12,267 Hello. 138 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:13,852 Where in hell were you? 139 00:14:14,978 --> 00:14:17,272 The Look magazine people came in, remember? 140 00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:21,193 You left me hanging there with those two harpies. 141 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,485 The plane was late. 142 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,113 Don't Look magazine people ride in cabs? 143 00:14:25,405 --> 00:14:26,841 Ron, I couldn't ask them to do that. 144 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,092 They flew all the way from New York. 145 00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:30,786 I don't give a damn if they flew all the way without an airplane! 146 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,747 When I ask you to pick me up, I expect to be picked up on time. 147 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,459 I don't want to stand around in parking lots being insulted by lunatics! 148 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,252 I'm sorry, Ron, I really am. 149 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,465 Drop me off at the restaurant. 150 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,634 Ron, please, we've got the party. 151 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,928 I'm not going to the party. 152 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,220 Did you get hurt? 153 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:52,766 I just don't feel like going to a party. 154 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,143 Well, I can't blame you. 155 00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:58,438 A bunch of old hens cackling about fashion. 156 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,273 Poor Felicia. She'll be crushed. 157 00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:01,983 Felicia who? 158 00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:04,486 Felicia Crane, the international editor. 159 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,863 Big fan of yours. 160 00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:08,635 It's nice to know I've still got one. 161 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,328 I'm sorry, Ron. 162 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,205 Did you lose again? 163 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,092 I'll see you later. 164 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,692 Waitress. 165 00:15:45,026 --> 00:15:47,612 Would you please give this to Mr. Catlan? 166 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:57,080 Thanks. 167 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,751 That lady over there, she asked me to have you sign this. 168 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:10,135 She looks like a real swinger. 169 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,053 Did she tell you to say that, too? 170 00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:14,181 I tossed that in for free. 171 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:20,270 Give it to one of the boys in the kitchen. 172 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,358 Phone call for you, Mr. Catlan. 173 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,741 - Yeah. - Dad. 174 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,242 Hey, Richie, how's the boy? 175 00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:35,534 Pretty good. 176 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:36,846 What happened to you guys out there? 177 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,206 You should've won that game by a couple of touchdowns. 178 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,000 Somebody forgot to tell the Browns. 179 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,002 - Did you go? - I saw it. 180 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,921 We're here now, having the wake. 181 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,924 Why don't you come on over and join the mourners? 182 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,216 I'm not in the mood. 183 00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,511 You and Julie haven't even seen my pad yet. 184 00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:55,305 Julie's not with me. 185 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,098 I'm stuck here without a car. 186 00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:58,390 That's very beautiful. 187 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,769 You wait exactly where you are for 20 minutes, man, 188 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,771 and I will be over there to pick you up. 189 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,314 Wait right outside. 190 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,533 Mr. Catlan. 191 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,417 I'm your chauffeur. Richie sent me. I'm Ann Marley. 192 00:17:26,169 --> 00:17:27,379 What happened to Richie? 193 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,922 I volunteered. 194 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,550 Why? 195 00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:34,401 Well, I thought it would be a good way for us to get acquainted. 196 00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:37,722 Are you shocked? 197 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,266 Not really. 198 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,078 Well, my intentions are strictly honorable. 199 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,187 You see, I'm a sports enthusiast, 200 00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:45,939 and I think that you do what you do 201 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,275 better than anyone else in the world. 202 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,485 When's the last time you saw me play? 203 00:17:52,153 --> 00:17:53,153 Tonight. 204 00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:12,674 Richie's been holding out on me. 205 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,510 He usually tells me when he's got a new girl. 206 00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:18,346 Richie's new girl is the last thing I'd care to be, Mr. Catlan. 207 00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:21,558 No, we're just friends. Tennis chums. I own a tennis shop. 208 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,976 Here in town? 209 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,979 1126 St. Charles. Baseline. 210 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,274 Come in and see me sometime, I'll give you a discount. 211 00:19:08,271 --> 00:19:09,271 Do you like it? 212 00:19:09,522 --> 00:19:10,857 It's hard to believe. 213 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,318 Three years ago, when Richie quit catching my passes, 214 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,236 he still thought the Cajun Motor Courts 215 00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:18,031 were about as classy as you could get. 216 00:19:32,128 --> 00:19:34,506 Aren't you going to say hello to Richie? 217 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,591 He looks pretty busy. I'll catch him later. 218 00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:49,062 Hey, Cat, say hello to my mommy. 219 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,354 Hello, Mother. 220 00:19:52,315 --> 00:19:53,358 No guts? 221 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,694 I guess that must be it. 222 00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:57,445 Suppose this is Daddy? 223 00:19:57,737 --> 00:19:59,739 No, that's my date. 224 00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:01,425 Now, Richie's got a compulsive stripper, 225 00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:02,909 and I've got a lush. 226 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,911 Would you like the grand tour? 227 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,260 This is Richie's playground. 228 00:20:23,179 --> 00:20:27,600 Hell, maybe I should get into the car leasing business, at that. 229 00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:30,019 Everything works electrically. 230 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,687 Contact. 231 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,406 You are now witnessing 232 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:45,493 the most revolutionary discovery in the long and glorious history 233 00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:46,953 of bed making. 234 00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:50,141 How do you come to know so much 235 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,750 about the way this house works? 236 00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:53,084 I'm a friend of the owner. 237 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,796 A tennis friend. 238 00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,019 Better? 239 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:12,311 Fantastic. 240 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,900 You know, you've got great legs. 241 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:20,528 Did you ever think about having an affair with a quarterback? 242 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:24,324 I told you my intentions were strictly honorable, Mr. Catlan. 243 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,120 They seem to be having a ball out there. 244 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,289 That's funny. 245 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:34,209 I could've sworn I heard loneliness. 246 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:37,754 Well, sure, everybody's lonely. 247 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:43,843 Don't pay any attention to me. I'm a drag at freaky parties. 248 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,193 You know, I'll never be able to understand 249 00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:50,850 what makes a girl do something like that. 250 00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:57,398 Off the cuff, I'd say that she's as inhibited as hell, 251 00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,400 and damned frigid. 252 00:21:59,692 --> 00:22:01,778 And if she didn't strip at parties, 253 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:05,240 she'd probably end up throwing herself under a truck. 254 00:22:10,411 --> 00:22:11,496 Tell me, 255 00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:16,000 do you think you could slip out there and get us a drink? 256 00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:18,127 I'd get caught for sure. 257 00:22:21,047 --> 00:22:23,716 That'd ruin everything, wouldn't it? 258 00:22:24,008 --> 00:22:25,260 Yes, it would. 259 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,269 Tell me about this tennis shop. 260 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,561 You getting rich? 261 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,898 Nothing sensational. It pays the rent. 262 00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:40,190 Pays for this. 263 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,986 Gives me lots of free time to play tennis. 264 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:44,278 How long have you had it? 265 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:45,530 About a year. 266 00:22:47,323 --> 00:22:49,450 What did you do before that? 267 00:22:49,742 --> 00:22:50,743 Modeled. 268 00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:52,829 I hate models! 269 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,372 Why? 270 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,457 Well, they're skinny and they never smile. 271 00:22:56,749 --> 00:22:59,919 I was plump, and I smiled incessantly. 272 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,172 Did you ever work for my wife? 273 00:23:03,464 --> 00:23:05,383 Once. 274 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:07,260 I did a bathing suit show. 275 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:08,928 Had to wear a bikini. 276 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,597 God, was I embarrassed! 277 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,849 Why didn't you tell her to go to hell? 278 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:16,144 When you're young and eager, you don't tell Julie Millard to go to hell! 279 00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:24,611 Ditch the beer. 280 00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:50,595 Could I see your license? 281 00:23:53,097 --> 00:23:55,016 You look like a guy that might like football. 282 00:23:55,391 --> 00:23:56,684 I thought that was you. 283 00:23:56,976 --> 00:23:59,646 How'd you like two tickets to the Dallas game on the 50? 284 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,314 Sure, but who can get 'em? 285 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,525 You could. Just write down your name and address. 286 00:24:04,859 --> 00:24:06,319 Would you hold this for me? 287 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,916 You'll have 'em in the mail by Wednesday. 288 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,793 Like to see you guys win for a change. 289 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:24,837 That'd be nice, wouldn't it? 290 00:24:25,129 --> 00:24:26,809 Try to keep it under 90, would you, honey? 291 00:24:27,256 --> 00:24:28,800 I'll do my best. 292 00:24:39,894 --> 00:24:42,063 So long, you crud. 293 00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:43,773 How do you like that guy? 294 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,858 He never even said thank you. 295 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,499 Where do we go from here? 296 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:05,712 You go back to Julie and I go back to the party. 297 00:26:14,697 --> 00:26:16,699 What time is it? 298 00:26:19,535 --> 00:26:20,578 2:30. 299 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:25,833 Where were you? 300 00:26:27,835 --> 00:26:31,464 Richie's. He had a house-warming. 301 00:26:42,683 --> 00:26:44,352 Is it nice? 302 00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:46,270 It's a bloody mansion. 303 00:26:46,687 --> 00:26:50,483 That's Richie! Who was there? 304 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,026 The football crowd. 305 00:26:53,152 --> 00:26:54,153 Anyone else? 306 00:26:54,987 --> 00:26:56,531 Some girl. 307 00:27:02,286 --> 00:27:05,248 She climbed up on the bar and took off all her clothes. 308 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,208 Really? 309 00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:09,836 It's a wonder you came home. 310 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:15,091 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby. 311 00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:18,052 I know what a tough day you've had. 312 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,548 Good night. 313 00:28:02,221 --> 00:28:03,347 You're through! 314 00:28:03,639 --> 00:28:05,266 That'd ruin everything, wouldn't it? 315 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:14,609 I think that you do what you do better than anyone else in the world. 316 00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:37,381 Hello. 317 00:28:37,673 --> 00:28:39,467 Cat? Penny Farber. 318 00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:41,010 Well, what is it, Penny? 319 00:28:41,385 --> 00:28:42,720 I've been sitting on a hot rumor. 320 00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:45,252 I didn't want to ask you about it, but it blew up on me. 321 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,474 Well, go on! 322 00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,976 Cat, I'm really sorry to hear the game's losing you. 323 00:28:49,268 --> 00:28:51,103 What the hell are you talking about? 324 00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:54,315 Cal Woodward's column in this morning's Times. You wanna hear it? 325 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:58,069 "Talking with a Saint player after last night's sputtering farce, 326 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:01,906 "this reporter learned that Ron Catlan is giving serious thought to retirement. 327 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:05,326 "In this reporter's opinion, such a move would benefit not only the Saints, 328 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,619 "but Catlan himself. 329 00:29:06,994 --> 00:29:08,722 "His performance during the exhibition season 330 00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:10,831 "has been nothing short of embarrassing. 331 00:29:11,123 --> 00:29:14,001 "Admittedly, the downfall of a champion is a tragic event. 332 00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:17,755 "But if the Big Cat is contemplating retirement, the time is now." 333 00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:20,174 Cat? 334 00:29:20,466 --> 00:29:21,466 Yeah? 335 00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:22,760 What's the story? Is it true? 336 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:25,221 Why don't you ask the son-of-a-bitch who wrote it? 337 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,891 Come on, Cat, a story can be written a lot of ways, you know that. 338 00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,865 Give it to me and I'll write it your way. 339 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:34,188 If you want a press release, go to the club. God knows, they own you guys 340 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,440 for a beer and a sandwich every Sunday. 341 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,392 Oh, no! 342 00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:13,602 Dropped by Tony Warrick... 343 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:17,940 ...by Chuck Walker and Bobby Williams. 344 00:30:18,232 --> 00:30:19,358 Fourth down. 345 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,827 Tom McNeill to kick from his own 15. 346 00:30:41,964 --> 00:30:45,092 Johnny Rawlins returns to the Cardinals 25. 347 00:30:45,384 --> 00:30:48,888 Elijah Nevin and Les Kelly made the tackle. 348 00:30:55,978 --> 00:30:57,104 Catlan! 349 00:30:57,396 --> 00:31:01,859 Fumble recovered by Tom Barrington, tackled by Dave Baldwin. 350 00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:04,445 It's yours now. You're the man. Good luck! 351 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:07,948 In his first National Football League appearance, Ron Catlan, 352 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:13,287 sensational rookie from Notre Dame, now quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. 353 00:31:13,579 --> 00:31:14,789 Pass. Red, right. 354 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,540 You were told to stay on the ground! 355 00:31:18,834 --> 00:31:22,713 The next mother opens his mouth in this huddle, I'll stick his helmet in it. 356 00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:30,471 Pass. Red, right, double flank, X, Y, Z, coordinate. 357 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:32,890 On two. Ready? Let's play! 358 00:31:53,285 --> 00:31:59,333 Richard Crowley, 42 yards and Saints touchdown. 359 00:31:59,625 --> 00:32:01,377 And away, Catlan away! 360 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:15,141 I know what it says. 361 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,601 Cat, don't you think you should've come to me first? 362 00:32:17,893 --> 00:32:21,188 When I'm ready to retire, you won't have to read about it in the newspapers. 363 00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:22,815 He got it somewhere! 364 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,191 Not from me. 365 00:32:24,483 --> 00:32:26,483 Well, I wonder which one of our boys he talked to? 366 00:32:27,069 --> 00:32:28,487 - Ask him. - I did. 367 00:32:28,904 --> 00:32:29,947 He's a smart-ass. 368 00:32:30,322 --> 00:32:31,657 Aren't they all? 369 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:36,704 Cat, level with me. Do you really want to quit? 370 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:39,165 If I did, I guess I would. 371 00:33:32,468 --> 00:33:33,719 What about Williams? 372 00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:40,726 Mr. Williams is a different story. 373 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:44,647 I don't know, Coach. He's a very complex young man. 374 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:45,940 IQ's okay. 375 00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:47,592 He won't learn as fast as Stevens, 376 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,530 but he's bright enough to pick up your program. 377 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,947 He wants to lead. Rate him high on leadership. 378 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:55,241 Rate him extremely high. 379 00:33:56,116 --> 00:33:57,785 But here's the complexity again. 380 00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:01,580 He's suspicious, extremely suspicious. 381 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,542 He'll need a lot of encouragement. 382 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:08,087 If you keep him, you'll have to handle him with kid gloves. 383 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:13,300 He's a puzzler, Coach. But I'll tell you one thing, he'll never be mediocre. 384 00:34:13,592 --> 00:34:16,552 With him, he'll either go straight to the top or right down to the bottom. 385 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:20,057 Sorry, I didn't know you were busy. 386 00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:24,770 Hold it a minute, be right with you. 387 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:29,024 Doc, you said this kid could stand up under pressure 388 00:34:29,316 --> 00:34:30,636 when the going really gets tough. 389 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:32,652 I don't see why not. 390 00:34:32,861 --> 00:34:33,861 Cat! 391 00:34:36,615 --> 00:34:37,992 Making your cuts? 392 00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:39,702 - On the defense. - How many? 393 00:34:40,452 --> 00:34:41,829 Seventeen. 394 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:43,289 Any veterans? 395 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,374 Scooter Vear. 396 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:49,670 Well, he's expecting his first kid next week. 397 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:53,090 Can't you put him on a taxi squad or something? 398 00:34:53,507 --> 00:34:56,844 That's the game. Now listen, Cat, on the offense, 399 00:34:57,136 --> 00:35:00,681 Davis wants Williams, and I want Stevens. What do you think? 400 00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:03,601 Don't look at me. Ask that headshrinker you've got in there. 401 00:35:03,892 --> 00:35:05,692 I'm not gonna stick a knife in anyone's back! 402 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:08,053 We'll do the knife-sticking. Just give us your opinion. 403 00:35:10,357 --> 00:35:13,152 You're asking about a couple of kids who are after my job. 404 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:14,862 Williams thinks he can get it. 405 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:17,197 The other one, Stevens, he doesn't. 406 00:35:17,489 --> 00:35:19,533 He's willing to wait till I quit. 407 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,453 I think Williams wants to push me out right now. 408 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:26,790 I guess maybe he scares me a little bit. 409 00:35:27,082 --> 00:35:29,376 The other boy doesn't worry me. 410 00:35:29,668 --> 00:35:30,919 Okay, Cat. 411 00:35:45,976 --> 00:35:46,976 Is this you? 412 00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:48,228 The Cal Woodward thing? 413 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,563 The Cal Woodward thing. 414 00:35:49,855 --> 00:35:51,398 You know me better than that. 415 00:35:52,107 --> 00:35:53,901 I don't know anyone better than that. 416 00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:55,569 Time we got acquainted. 417 00:35:56,570 --> 00:35:59,198 Cat, this is just for the record, 418 00:35:59,698 --> 00:36:03,702 I talked to Cal Woodward last night, but I didn't even mention your name. 419 00:36:04,286 --> 00:36:05,680 Now, if you don't wanna believe me... 420 00:36:05,704 --> 00:36:06,704 I don't. 421 00:36:07,289 --> 00:36:08,289 Okay. 422 00:36:12,711 --> 00:36:14,588 You know, Kelly, you're really something. 423 00:36:15,422 --> 00:36:18,175 One forty-yard pass and you've arrived. 424 00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:21,470 No, you've departed. 425 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:24,390 Cat, Graham couldn't beat the clock. 426 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:27,810 Tittle couldn't beat the clock. Connely couldn't beat the clock, 427 00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:31,605 and, Daddy Cat, you can't beat the clock either. 428 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:37,027 You're 40 years old, man. The party's over. 429 00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:41,198 The king is dead. 430 00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:51,125 I've seen better blocking in girls field hockey. 431 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:53,919 You had five seconds. 432 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:05,764 The player of the game, and the man who has just made the New Orleans Saints 433 00:37:06,056 --> 00:37:08,809 champions of the world, Ron, the "Big Cat" himself. 434 00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:10,101 Catlan. 435 00:37:11,645 --> 00:37:12,730 Okay, John. 436 00:37:19,319 --> 00:37:20,779 That's all for today, fellas. 437 00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:24,199 That was a real fine pass, Kelly, you did a good job for us. 438 00:37:24,491 --> 00:37:25,617 Coach. 439 00:37:27,035 --> 00:37:29,496 You keep telling me that. How come I don't play? 440 00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:32,166 You've been in. 441 00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:37,588 Five times, 10 downs, an average of 20 seconds a game! 442 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,692 What're you bitching about? I haven't played that much in five years! 443 00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:43,677 I'm good enough now like he was good enough 10 years ago. 444 00:37:43,969 --> 00:37:45,179 Oh, come off of it, rookie! 445 00:37:56,398 --> 00:37:59,193 No, sweetheart. I think... 446 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:01,361 More like this. 447 00:38:01,653 --> 00:38:02,988 Uh-uh, I want a cover-up. 448 00:38:03,405 --> 00:38:04,406 What's there to cover up? 449 00:38:04,698 --> 00:38:05,698 Well, look. 450 00:38:06,825 --> 00:38:08,911 The young look, see? Simple and shy. 451 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:11,003 Sweetheart, they're featuring skin this year! 452 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:12,122 They're featuring youth! 453 00:38:12,915 --> 00:38:15,542 Wilma, what do you think? 454 00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:17,711 Looks good to me. 455 00:38:18,003 --> 00:38:19,003 Bitch! 456 00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:20,046 Ron! 457 00:38:20,255 --> 00:38:21,255 Hi. 458 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:22,591 What a wonderful surprise! 459 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:24,051 Hi, hot lips. 460 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:26,943 I thought they only let you out of your cage on Sunday afternoon. 461 00:38:27,554 --> 00:38:29,097 I chewed through the bars. 462 00:38:29,389 --> 00:38:30,789 - Hello, Wilma. - Hello, Mr. Catlan. 463 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:33,977 How goes life among the wild animals? 464 00:38:34,269 --> 00:38:35,604 I thought we might have lunch. 465 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,177 I'd like to, but I've got so much work to do on the show. 466 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:39,775 Felt like talking. 467 00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:41,317 I can't, Ron. 468 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:44,571 I'm free. How about me? 469 00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:47,825 Yeah, that'd be swell. 470 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,328 Well, see you later. 471 00:39:57,477 --> 00:40:01,023 This is where it all starts. Right here, at the reader. 472 00:40:02,190 --> 00:40:07,321 These punch cards contain basic facts, numbers, letters, coded words. 473 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:10,240 The specific information we've programmed for a particular job. 474 00:40:11,533 --> 00:40:13,160 This is the biggest reader we can make. 475 00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:16,079 It processes 1,200 cards per minute. 476 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:20,208 We consider that slow. 477 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:22,836 At that rate, we'd be wasting the computer's time. 478 00:40:23,128 --> 00:40:27,132 So instead of going directly from reader to computer, we take an intermediate step. 479 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:31,011 We call these the storage drums. 480 00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:34,806 There's a huge revolving magnetic disc in there. 481 00:40:35,557 --> 00:40:39,144 It can absorb 256 million digits from the reader. 482 00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:50,904 I've always told you there was a job for you here. 483 00:40:51,114 --> 00:40:52,634 And it wasn't just party conversation. 484 00:40:52,866 --> 00:40:54,660 I meant every word I said. 485 00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:57,079 To tell you the truth, I don't see where I fit in. 486 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:59,811 Management. I want you in the management of this corporation. 487 00:40:59,873 --> 00:41:00,873 Why? 488 00:41:00,999 --> 00:41:02,477 Well, number one, you have a math background. 489 00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:03,877 Fifteen years ago. 490 00:41:04,211 --> 00:41:07,172 Number two, you're accustomed to functioning under extreme pressure. 491 00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:10,133 Number three, you're a driving perfectionist. 492 00:41:11,009 --> 00:41:13,569 And, number four, you're probably the most dynamic leader of men 493 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:14,846 I've ever met in my life. 494 00:41:17,265 --> 00:41:23,480 Set two, 17, 48, hut! 495 00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:32,906 What's your problem, man? 496 00:41:33,198 --> 00:41:35,367 See him, rookie? He's number one around here. 497 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,369 You don't even breathe on him. 498 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:43,083 You'll spend the next few years of your life with these machines. 499 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:47,004 You'll get to know them probably better than the members of your own family. 500 00:41:48,171 --> 00:41:50,173 You'll learn the language of computers. 501 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:53,301 Fortran, PL 1, Cobalt. 502 00:41:53,593 --> 00:41:56,030 You'll be on intimate terms with each and every one of our customers. 503 00:41:56,054 --> 00:41:58,765 If that means an occasional trip to the golf course 504 00:41:59,057 --> 00:42:00,308 that's so much the better. 505 00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:19,411 It isn't easy for you, is it? 506 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:21,705 No. Nobody said it was supposed to be. 507 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:22,997 Nothing is. 508 00:42:23,081 --> 00:42:24,082 Nothing worthwhile. 509 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,544 What I'm offering is worthwhile, Ron, for both of us. 510 00:42:28,628 --> 00:42:34,426 I've been playing football for 25 years, ever since I was a kid in school. 511 00:42:37,387 --> 00:42:38,638 I understand. 512 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:39,973 No, you don't. 513 00:42:40,849 --> 00:42:45,228 It's not just a game. It's not even the money. 514 00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:50,067 Hell, for the loot the league makes, they pay us like peons. 515 00:42:52,527 --> 00:42:55,280 It's pride. It's a lot of things. 516 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,366 How old are you? 517 00:42:58,658 --> 00:42:59,659 Forty-three. 518 00:43:03,705 --> 00:43:05,165 Ron... 519 00:43:10,587 --> 00:43:12,172 Let me give you the facts of life. 520 00:43:12,839 --> 00:43:15,759 More than half the population of this country is under 25. 521 00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:18,887 And those kids are smart. 522 00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:22,599 So smart, it's frightening. And the corporations are buying it. 523 00:43:23,183 --> 00:43:24,267 They're buying youth. 524 00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:27,646 A lot of places won't even give a man of 40 the courtesy of an interview. 525 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,273 I believe in you. I want you here. 526 00:43:30,565 --> 00:43:32,359 There's a future, but it's now. Right now! 527 00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:36,154 In six months, I might find some young genius with a long string of degrees. 528 00:43:36,696 --> 00:43:37,906 A year from now, 529 00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:41,660 I might not even be able to offer you a job driving the company truck! 530 00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:48,911 Hiya, Cat. 531 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,830 How you doing, buddy? 532 00:45:51,122 --> 00:45:52,122 Who's your date? 533 00:45:52,207 --> 00:45:53,708 Oh, now, be nice to me, my friend, 534 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,200 because I've got a wonderful idea for you and your boys 535 00:45:56,378 --> 00:45:57,754 next Sunday at the half-time show. 536 00:45:58,046 --> 00:46:00,548 Yeah, I know we all go out on the field in your cars. 537 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,843 Oh, not only my cars, but my convertible cars. 538 00:46:04,135 --> 00:46:07,722 And the gimmick is that you and your boys will be topless! 539 00:46:08,014 --> 00:46:11,142 It'll never work, baby. With my build, I'm sure to get arrested. 540 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:14,312 Hey, doll, will you bring the guys a drink? 541 00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:17,065 Will it be the same thing, fellas? 542 00:46:17,357 --> 00:46:18,733 How old are you, honey? 543 00:46:19,025 --> 00:46:20,025 Why? 544 00:46:20,443 --> 00:46:22,570 You're keeping me out of a job. 545 00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:30,996 What job is she keeping you out of? 546 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,998 Any job at all. You name it. 547 00:46:33,748 --> 00:46:35,583 I'm offerin' you a job. 548 00:46:36,501 --> 00:46:37,502 Selling cars. 549 00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:40,380 Leasing cars! You know that! I lease them! 550 00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:43,152 I lease more cars than anybody else in this whole bloody state 551 00:46:43,341 --> 00:46:44,341 and you know that! 552 00:46:44,509 --> 00:46:46,303 You cold fish bastard! 553 00:46:46,594 --> 00:46:48,555 Now what's that supposed to mean? 554 00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:52,726 The year you make All-Pro End, you quit. 555 00:46:54,227 --> 00:46:55,937 You cut it cold, just like that. 556 00:46:56,229 --> 00:46:58,829 Well, that's the way it is, Dad. When you're ready, you're ready. 557 00:46:58,898 --> 00:47:00,358 It's just like smoking. 558 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:04,738 You know something? I was 21 years old when I broke into that league. 559 00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:07,907 I'd play games on Sunday, and I'd hurt just until Tuesday. 560 00:47:08,199 --> 00:47:10,577 But when I retired at 34 years old, 561 00:47:10,869 --> 00:47:14,497 I would play on Sunday and then I would hurt all the way until Friday! 562 00:47:14,789 --> 00:47:15,915 With me, it's an even week. 563 00:47:16,207 --> 00:47:18,293 Well, that's 'cause you dig pain! 564 00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:20,045 I can live with it. 565 00:47:20,962 --> 00:47:24,424 Well, how about booing, babe, can you live with that? 566 00:47:26,801 --> 00:47:30,638 You asked for it, man. You asked for an opinion, so I gave it to you, that's all. 567 00:47:30,930 --> 00:47:33,266 Cold fish bastard! 568 00:48:35,286 --> 00:48:36,496 Hey. 569 00:48:36,788 --> 00:48:37,788 Hallelujah. 570 00:48:37,997 --> 00:48:40,667 He finally caught us after all these years of sin. 571 00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:43,169 I've been trying to call you for two hours. 572 00:48:43,461 --> 00:48:44,838 Don't look so dyspeptic. 573 00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:46,965 The husband always finds out last. 574 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:51,010 The show was a smash, hon. A total, unmitigated smash. 575 00:48:51,302 --> 00:48:54,639 Look magazine flipped. They're gonna do a feature on me, 576 00:48:54,931 --> 00:48:56,641 little ol' Miss Julie of New Orleans. 577 00:48:57,267 --> 00:49:00,937 If you play your cards right, hot lips, I'll see you get honorable mention. 578 00:49:02,647 --> 00:49:03,647 Out! 579 00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:04,858 Ron, please. 580 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:06,776 What's the matter with you? 581 00:49:07,068 --> 00:49:09,154 Did you lose a punt or something? 582 00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:10,696 Out! 583 00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,574 I see. 584 00:49:13,658 --> 00:49:16,494 When we've had a little too much to drink, we get nasty! 585 00:49:17,078 --> 00:49:19,918 We huff and puff and show everybody we're a big, mean, football player. 586 00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:20,998 Ron... 587 00:49:23,042 --> 00:49:24,502 My gosh. 588 00:49:26,504 --> 00:49:29,048 I hope that thrills you! 589 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,513 Now that was hideous! 590 00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:38,016 He makes me puke! 591 00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:00,205 Everything's spoiled. 592 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:03,208 Beautiful day. Perfect. 593 00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:06,920 Now it's all spoiled. 594 00:50:07,212 --> 00:50:09,672 How come you're never home? 595 00:50:09,964 --> 00:50:11,925 Huh? How come you're never home? 596 00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:13,217 Why should I be? 597 00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:15,011 'Cause that's where it is! 598 00:50:15,845 --> 00:50:17,013 I'm not a maid! 599 00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:19,105 You don't seem to need much of anything else. 600 00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:20,975 What would you know about what I need? 601 00:50:21,267 --> 00:50:22,267 I tried. 602 00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:23,811 Bully for you! 603 00:50:24,103 --> 00:50:25,230 God knows I tried! 604 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:26,731 What do you want, a gold star? 605 00:50:27,023 --> 00:50:28,942 Just a life, Ron! 606 00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:30,234 This? 607 00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:31,318 Yes, this! 608 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,280 When's the last time you saw me play? 609 00:50:34,572 --> 00:50:36,241 When is the last time you asked me? 610 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,868 You've got a lifetime ticket, baby! 611 00:50:40,995 --> 00:50:44,082 I'll bet there isn't a woman in America who knew more football, 612 00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:46,751 saw more games, read more books than I did! 613 00:50:47,043 --> 00:50:48,043 You're my wife! 614 00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:49,211 That's another thing. 615 00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:51,631 I even tried to get along with the wives, 616 00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:54,759 with their little card parties and tight, suburban, little minds! 617 00:50:55,051 --> 00:50:56,928 You never had it so good! 618 00:50:59,013 --> 00:51:02,725 I never had you! That's what I never had. 619 00:51:03,017 --> 00:51:04,852 The small world of Ron Catlan. 620 00:51:05,144 --> 00:51:07,272 Knock 'em down. Trample 'em under! 621 00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:10,441 Grind 'em to a pulp! Just like tonight! 622 00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:11,733 Poor hot lips. 623 00:51:11,901 --> 00:51:13,236 He's a very special human being. 624 00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:14,821 You can say that again! 625 00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:16,698 Most creative man you'll ever meet! 626 00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:19,659 The creative world of Julie Millard! 627 00:51:19,951 --> 00:51:22,412 You're so creative this mess is worthless! 628 00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:25,140 If you're so creative, why don't you try something basic for a change? 629 00:51:25,164 --> 00:51:27,125 Why not try creating a baby? 630 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,012 You bastard! 631 00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:40,504 It's a laugh, isn't it, honey? 632 00:51:40,638 --> 00:51:41,638 Bastard! 633 00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:44,809 You're so damned creative you can't even create a damned baby! 634 00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:47,270 Get out. Get out! 635 00:51:52,483 --> 00:51:55,028 All right, you're hard to handle, huh? 636 00:52:20,428 --> 00:52:25,808 Six. Two. Thirteen. Hut! 637 00:52:44,577 --> 00:52:48,289 Two, 35, hut! 638 00:52:56,172 --> 00:52:57,382 Better! Much better! 639 00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:59,384 Good work, Kelly! Good! 640 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:28,121 The first time's always the hardest. 641 00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:31,833 I guess that's because there's no guarantee of a second. 642 00:53:38,047 --> 00:53:40,174 Hey, I've seen you work on film. 643 00:53:40,466 --> 00:53:42,510 I think you can make it. 644 00:53:43,219 --> 00:53:45,847 Do you have any idea what my life will be like if I don't? 645 00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:49,434 Then don't blow it. 646 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:53,354 You work till your ass drags. Take every hard shot they can give you. 647 00:53:53,646 --> 00:53:55,732 Pain is the name of the game in the pros. 648 00:53:56,023 --> 00:53:58,818 Use your brains. Idiots don't make it up here. 649 00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,904 Study. Take your play book to the can with you. 650 00:54:02,196 --> 00:54:05,825 Ask questions, here. Once you're in the game, it's too late. 651 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:30,308 Wake up, Daddy Cat. It's a bright new day. 652 00:54:32,977 --> 00:54:38,483 Six, three, 21. Hut. 653 00:54:49,368 --> 00:54:51,496 How'd you like that one, baby? 654 00:55:00,087 --> 00:55:02,215 How'd you like that one, baby? 655 00:55:02,507 --> 00:55:04,801 Daddy Cat, you just blew your cool. 656 00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,705 You proud of yourself, Cat? 657 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:42,630 You been behaving like you've been playing, like a damned fool! 658 00:55:45,883 --> 00:55:48,094 I'm gonna take $1,000 from you. 659 00:55:48,386 --> 00:55:49,386 You heard me! 660 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:51,472 That was a dumb bush act out there today! 661 00:55:51,764 --> 00:55:54,525 And to go along with it, you've been very public about your drinking. 662 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:55,600 Who says so? 663 00:55:55,726 --> 00:55:56,726 Friend of the owners. 664 00:55:56,894 --> 00:55:59,814 Saw you reeling around town with Richie Fowler. 665 00:56:00,106 --> 00:56:01,774 From a rookie I could understand it. 666 00:56:02,066 --> 00:56:03,943 Might cost a rookie 100 bucks. 667 00:56:04,235 --> 00:56:05,435 But you been with me 11 years. 668 00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:08,197 You're supposed to be the team leader. Set the example. 669 00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:11,993 I can't have that. I won't. 670 00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:14,912 Not from anyone. Especially not from you! 671 00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:24,881 I think I'm gonna quit, Jimmy. 672 00:56:43,816 --> 00:56:45,484 Are you that scared? 673 00:56:45,776 --> 00:56:50,573 Okay. I can understand that. It's happened before. 674 00:56:50,865 --> 00:56:52,617 What's happened before? 675 00:56:53,951 --> 00:56:56,871 Fear. Fear of being hurt. 676 00:56:57,163 --> 00:56:58,581 Fear of failure. 677 00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:01,918 It doesn't really have to be anything. Just fear. 678 00:57:02,209 --> 00:57:04,003 Knock it off, Jimmy. 679 00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:08,382 I've seen you play a rookie like a violin. Don't try it on me. 680 00:57:08,674 --> 00:57:11,218 I'm not playing any violins for you, Cat. 681 00:57:11,510 --> 00:57:12,946 If you're so uptight you wanna quit, 682 00:57:12,970 --> 00:57:15,806 then I don't want you quarterbacking my ball club. 683 00:57:18,726 --> 00:57:19,726 Okay. 684 00:57:22,104 --> 00:57:23,606 What's next? 685 00:57:23,898 --> 00:57:27,151 For me? I go with Polanski or I trade for an experienced quarterback. 686 00:57:27,443 --> 00:57:29,111 Kelly's not ready yet. 687 00:57:29,403 --> 00:57:32,907 For you, make your peace with the general manager. 688 00:57:33,199 --> 00:57:35,034 I think you owe him that. 689 00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:37,495 I don't owe him a damned thing. 690 00:57:37,787 --> 00:57:40,081 Not him, or you, or the club, or anybody. 691 00:57:40,373 --> 00:57:44,460 Don't work on me, Jimmy! This is the pros, remember? 692 00:57:44,752 --> 00:57:46,796 The pros, Coach! 693 00:57:47,088 --> 00:57:50,132 Where contract time's a regular love-in, 694 00:57:50,424 --> 00:57:51,744 and you sweet-talk the price down 695 00:57:52,009 --> 00:57:53,427 'cause you know we've gotta play. 696 00:57:53,719 --> 00:57:56,347 We only have so many years. 697 00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:58,891 Then you've got us and out comes the bullwhip. 698 00:57:59,183 --> 00:58:01,394 Pretty soon a hot, young kid comes along 699 00:58:01,686 --> 00:58:02,996 and we're out on the street again. 700 00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:06,357 No tears, no loss, and nobody owes nobody nothing! 701 00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:16,617 I think you've got three solid years, Cat. 702 00:58:16,909 --> 00:58:21,247 Three good seasons. They're yours if you want 'em. 703 00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:39,014 Cat! 704 00:58:40,599 --> 00:58:43,728 Nelson! Roy Nelson! How are you? 705 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,771 The body's all right. I can't complain. 706 00:58:46,063 --> 00:58:48,441 Glad to hear it. Come over to watch the action? 707 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:51,402 Yeah. I'm gonna cut up a few touches with the old-timers. 708 00:58:51,694 --> 00:58:53,070 Not too many around anymore. 709 00:58:53,362 --> 00:58:55,281 That's right. 710 00:58:55,573 --> 00:58:59,243 Cat, can you lend me some money? 711 00:58:59,535 --> 00:59:01,162 Sure, how much do you need? 712 00:59:01,454 --> 00:59:02,872 I need a couple hundred. 713 00:59:05,374 --> 00:59:06,792 Things must really be bad. 714 00:59:07,084 --> 00:59:08,627 Couple hundred, is that a lot? 715 00:59:08,919 --> 00:59:12,381 Hell, no, 200. That's eating money. 716 00:59:14,216 --> 00:59:15,301 You must really be hurting. 717 00:59:15,593 --> 00:59:20,806 Yeah, it's been rough on me. It's been rough. 718 00:59:21,098 --> 00:59:22,975 What happened? 719 00:59:23,267 --> 00:59:26,145 Nothing, I just waited too long. 720 00:59:26,437 --> 00:59:29,106 Seven, eight seasons, not quite eight. 721 00:59:29,398 --> 00:59:30,438 You played more than that. 722 00:59:30,566 --> 00:59:34,653 No, taxi squad, semi-pros. What, are you interested in statistics? 723 00:59:34,945 --> 00:59:35,945 Here. 724 00:59:39,325 --> 00:59:41,160 That's all I've got with me. 725 00:59:41,452 --> 00:59:42,495 Thanks. 726 00:59:44,246 --> 00:59:45,456 Hey, Nelson. 727 00:59:45,748 --> 00:59:46,748 Yeah? 728 00:59:48,709 --> 00:59:50,544 How come you didn't quit? 729 00:59:50,836 --> 00:59:54,423 I mean, it wasn't like you had anything great going. 730 00:59:58,344 --> 01:00:02,723 You know how it is with the jockstrap. 731 01:00:03,015 --> 01:00:06,227 I mean, I been a jockstrap all my life. 732 01:00:06,519 --> 01:00:10,189 When I was a kid in school, I mean, I was the great man. 733 01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:11,941 I was it. 734 01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:15,986 And when I came up to pros, I held on pretty good. 735 01:00:16,278 --> 01:00:17,918 I mean, I pulled my own weight, didn't I? 736 01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:19,657 Sure. 737 01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:23,119 Well, you know, it's different being a lineman. 738 01:00:23,410 --> 01:00:28,332 There were five square yards on that field that belonged to me, 739 01:00:28,624 --> 01:00:32,128 on every play, and it's something you couldn't give up. 740 01:00:32,419 --> 01:00:34,672 When you're playing, you're too proud not to 741 01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:39,176 and too dumb to fight about the money. 742 01:00:40,427 --> 01:00:43,097 Why, they got us by the shorthair anyway. 743 01:00:44,265 --> 01:00:47,643 We only got so many years, and they know that, 744 01:00:49,061 --> 01:00:50,688 so we gotta play. 745 01:00:52,106 --> 01:00:56,026 That's why nobody holds out because that's a year gone. 746 01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:01,407 Oh, hell, when I look at it now, 747 01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:03,951 I wasn't good enough to make it big 748 01:01:04,243 --> 01:01:07,705 and I wasn't smart enough to quit. 749 01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:13,043 But you know something, Cat? 750 01:01:15,337 --> 01:01:16,589 I miss it. 751 01:01:18,340 --> 01:01:21,468 Surer than hell, well, I miss it. 752 01:01:49,538 --> 01:01:51,457 - Hi. - Hi. 753 01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:54,209 How was practice? 754 01:01:54,376 --> 01:01:55,711 Oh, same as ever. 755 01:02:03,510 --> 01:02:05,638 How come you never read your mail? 756 01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:08,432 I guess it must be one of my syndromes. 757 01:02:08,724 --> 01:02:10,601 Wanna buy a tennis racket? 758 01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:18,984 Any calls? 759 01:02:19,276 --> 01:02:20,361 Your mother. 760 01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:23,197 Darn, I was supposed to call her this afternoon. 761 01:02:23,489 --> 01:02:26,116 Maybe we can run over there after dinner? 762 01:02:33,707 --> 01:02:35,459 What are you doing? 763 01:02:35,751 --> 01:02:38,504 The plans for the cabin. 764 01:02:38,796 --> 01:02:39,964 What are you doing with them? 765 01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:42,758 I'd like to start building. 766 01:02:43,050 --> 01:02:45,886 I thought we were gonna wait until you retired. 767 01:02:46,178 --> 01:02:47,846 I think maybe it's about that time. 768 01:02:48,138 --> 01:02:51,642 My God, do you know what our phone bill is? 769 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:54,478 $113.50. 770 01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:59,066 You're not interested in a damned thing I do! 771 01:02:59,358 --> 01:03:00,943 This is ridiculous. 772 01:03:18,252 --> 01:03:19,795 What's that for? 773 01:03:23,882 --> 01:03:26,010 Did you hurt your knee again? 774 01:03:28,971 --> 01:03:32,391 Honey, Ron, please. 775 01:03:32,683 --> 01:03:33,892 Listen to me. 776 01:03:34,184 --> 01:03:36,020 Honey, believe me, I do care. 777 01:03:36,312 --> 01:03:38,689 But the cabin's a dream we had when we were kids. 778 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:41,859 Neither of us has time anymore. Life changes. 779 01:03:45,279 --> 01:03:47,406 Don't you hear one word I say to you? 780 01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:49,575 You're thinking about retiring. 781 01:03:49,867 --> 01:03:52,911 I've heard you say that for the last five years. 782 01:04:50,803 --> 01:04:54,556 You're supposed to be relaxing. That's the whole idea. 783 01:04:56,975 --> 01:04:57,976 I am. 784 01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:37,808 I may never get up again. 785 01:05:54,575 --> 01:05:58,829 Just as I thought, tight as a drum. 786 01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:00,998 If you stop I'll kill you. 787 01:06:05,961 --> 01:06:07,588 I love this music. 788 01:06:10,883 --> 01:06:14,845 A lot of people say it's a little too sentimental. 789 01:06:18,891 --> 01:06:20,976 What's wrong with the world? 790 01:06:23,562 --> 01:06:26,773 Sentiment's become a dirty word. 791 01:06:29,359 --> 01:06:31,695 Hey, I told you not to quit. 792 01:06:38,660 --> 01:06:41,872 It's really sad. 793 01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:43,884 If you try to show a little honest emotion, 794 01:06:43,957 --> 01:06:46,460 everybody thinks you're square. 795 01:06:54,301 --> 01:06:57,012 Tell me... 796 01:06:57,304 --> 01:06:59,681 How come you're not married? 797 01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:01,600 That's another thing. 798 01:07:01,892 --> 01:07:06,188 If you're over 25 and not married, everybody thinks you're queer. 799 01:07:08,982 --> 01:07:10,567 Come on down here. 800 01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:19,243 Brandy makes me talk. 801 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:27,084 Some nut, huh? 802 01:07:28,919 --> 01:07:30,420 Yeah, some nut. 803 01:07:33,924 --> 01:07:35,467 Some special nut. 804 01:07:54,695 --> 01:07:56,697 I never thought you'd call. 805 01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:01,868 I never expected to see you again. 806 01:08:03,704 --> 01:08:06,707 Is that why you sent me that little fan letter? 807 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:18,135 That was tricky of me, wasn't it? 808 01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:23,890 Nice to know I'm a preferred customer. 809 01:08:27,436 --> 01:08:28,895 Very preferred. 810 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:48,332 You better get out of here. 811 01:08:55,255 --> 01:08:56,255 Why? 812 01:09:00,302 --> 01:09:01,386 You know why. 813 01:09:20,405 --> 01:09:21,698 I think it's too late. 814 01:09:24,576 --> 01:09:25,869 We'll both be sorry. 815 01:09:27,162 --> 01:09:28,288 I doubt it. 816 01:09:44,137 --> 01:09:46,264 Don't say you weren't warned. 817 01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:11,493 No fair going to sleep. 818 01:13:32,157 --> 01:13:33,157 I'm sorry. 819 01:13:36,661 --> 01:13:38,204 For what? 820 01:13:38,496 --> 01:13:39,581 Earlier. 821 01:13:45,170 --> 01:13:46,338 I mean it. 822 01:13:50,008 --> 01:13:51,008 I am, too. 823 01:13:56,973 --> 01:13:59,351 I slept with another woman tonight. 824 01:14:04,397 --> 01:14:05,607 No reaction? 825 01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:08,193 God, Ron. 826 01:14:11,321 --> 01:14:13,573 What do you want to do about it? 827 01:14:15,283 --> 01:14:18,453 We all know it's an occupational hazard, don't we? 828 01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:27,212 The surprise is I never expected to hear it from you. 829 01:14:27,504 --> 01:14:29,214 Do you wanna call it quits? 830 01:14:29,506 --> 01:14:30,882 Is that what you want? 831 01:14:34,594 --> 01:14:38,473 I guess it really depends on your present situation, doesn't it? 832 01:14:47,649 --> 01:14:51,236 Are you in love with... Whomever? 833 01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:53,530 No. I'm not in love with her. 834 01:14:55,490 --> 01:14:56,490 Just kicks? 835 01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:59,703 No! Just... Something. 836 01:14:59,995 --> 01:15:02,998 If you're saying I've let you down sexually, Ron, 837 01:15:03,289 --> 01:15:04,374 you can go to hell! 838 01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:07,377 All you ever had to do was reach across the bed! 839 01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:10,922 I reached! Half the time you weren't even there. 840 01:15:11,214 --> 01:15:13,258 I mean, let's get basic. 841 01:15:13,550 --> 01:15:15,260 If you moved into that damn shop of yours, 842 01:15:15,552 --> 01:15:16,952 I wouldn't even know you were gone. 843 01:15:17,053 --> 01:15:18,133 Maybe you like it that way! 844 01:15:18,388 --> 01:15:19,548 What's that supposed to mean? 845 01:15:19,597 --> 01:15:22,517 As long as I'm working, you can twist things any way you like. 846 01:15:22,809 --> 01:15:25,520 It's not what you did to my life, it's what I'm doing to yours. 847 01:15:25,812 --> 01:15:29,607 I'm the one. I built the wall! I spoiled everything! 848 01:15:29,899 --> 01:15:31,568 How convenient! 849 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,713 You can even waltz your way through a little affair 850 01:15:33,737 --> 01:15:35,097 and come back feeling like a hero! 851 01:15:35,238 --> 01:15:37,365 That is crap! And you know it! 852 01:15:43,496 --> 01:15:45,915 Then how come you never asked me to quit? 853 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,419 Not once did you ever ask me to quit. 854 01:15:50,670 --> 01:15:53,423 Figure it out, Ron. There must be a reason. 855 01:15:56,468 --> 01:15:57,761 All right. 856 01:15:59,512 --> 01:16:01,139 I'm asking you now. 857 01:16:02,807 --> 01:16:03,807 All right. 858 01:16:06,478 --> 01:16:07,854 I will if you will. 859 01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:12,150 God, you are a marvel of subtlety. 860 01:16:12,442 --> 01:16:14,152 I wasted half our marriage being subtle! 861 01:16:14,444 --> 01:16:15,445 What a pretty picture! 862 01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:19,157 I can see it, the two of us hand-in-hand in the unemployment line! 863 01:16:19,449 --> 01:16:20,825 But don't use money as an excuse. 864 01:16:21,117 --> 01:16:22,535 People have to eat! 865 01:16:22,827 --> 01:16:24,204 Richie Fowler's doing all right! 866 01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,640 Do you want me to sell cars? Is that what you want me to do? 867 01:16:26,664 --> 01:16:27,999 I didn't say that! 868 01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:30,710 Richie Fowler's the unhappiest son-of-a-bitch I know! 869 01:16:31,002 --> 01:16:33,088 That's his problem, not yours. 870 01:16:33,379 --> 01:16:35,799 He was always unhappy. You weren't. 871 01:16:44,682 --> 01:16:45,809 Ron. 872 01:16:47,852 --> 01:16:50,480 Sooner or later you've got to do it. 873 01:16:55,026 --> 01:16:56,152 Honey, you're 40. 874 01:16:57,987 --> 01:17:01,449 You haven't learned one damned thing about me, have you? 875 01:17:03,910 --> 01:17:07,288 That's me! Look! 876 01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:08,998 That is my life! 877 01:17:11,918 --> 01:17:13,211 It's all I care about! 878 01:17:13,503 --> 01:17:16,631 I do it better than anybody else in the world! 879 01:17:16,923 --> 01:17:18,550 - Do you? - Yes! 880 01:17:18,842 --> 01:17:19,842 Anymore? 881 01:17:20,093 --> 01:17:22,095 To be the best. 882 01:17:22,387 --> 01:17:24,931 Don't you know that? The best there is! 883 01:17:25,223 --> 01:17:28,434 When I'm out there and it's all working. 884 01:17:28,726 --> 01:17:31,729 It's something... 885 01:17:33,940 --> 01:17:36,526 Honey, listen to me. 886 01:17:36,818 --> 01:17:40,029 You've always been able to do anything you wanted. 887 01:17:40,321 --> 01:17:41,781 You can do this. 888 01:17:43,283 --> 01:17:44,534 You can! 889 01:17:50,748 --> 01:17:51,833 Success. 890 01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:57,255 What do you think of it? 891 01:17:57,547 --> 01:17:58,548 I'm impressed. 892 01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,594 It's about time you hauled yourself down here 893 01:18:02,886 --> 01:18:04,888 and took a look, you know. 894 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,306 You really like it? 895 01:18:07,807 --> 01:18:09,267 Well, it's a lot of aggravation, 896 01:18:09,559 --> 01:18:11,394 and a lot of long hours, 897 01:18:11,686 --> 01:18:13,521 but I'm making a bloody fortune, babe. 898 01:18:14,939 --> 01:18:17,692 And I'll tell you something else. I do not miss football. 899 01:18:17,984 --> 01:18:19,611 What do you do exactly? 900 01:18:19,903 --> 01:18:22,030 Well, I smile a lot. 901 01:18:22,322 --> 01:18:25,617 And I travel out amongst the people, shaking hands, 902 01:18:27,076 --> 01:18:29,996 and then I try and convince them that they gotta be out of their minds 903 01:18:30,288 --> 01:18:31,372 to go out and buy a car 904 01:18:31,664 --> 01:18:34,042 when they can lease the car from Richie Fowler. 905 01:18:34,334 --> 01:18:35,334 You know something, Cat? 906 01:18:35,418 --> 01:18:38,588 Right now I've got over 1,000 units out on the road. 907 01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,983 You know what I'm gonna do five or six weeks from now? 908 01:18:41,007 --> 01:18:42,717 Open up an entire new division, 909 01:18:43,009 --> 01:18:45,803 and dedicate it just to trucks and tractors. 910 01:18:46,095 --> 01:18:48,723 And as soon as that gets really swinging, 911 01:18:51,351 --> 01:18:56,356 I'm going into real estate. There's a lot of money in that. 912 01:18:56,648 --> 01:18:59,108 Land development. Millions of dollars. 913 01:19:03,696 --> 01:19:05,296 Get the lead out now! Get those legs up. 914 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,991 Get 'em up! Up! Down! 915 01:19:09,369 --> 01:19:11,621 Dig! Come on, get those heads up! 916 01:19:29,555 --> 01:19:30,974 Come on, let's go! 917 01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:38,022 Break it up! Everybody in. 918 01:19:54,622 --> 01:19:56,916 You all saw that horror movie of the Brown game. 919 01:19:58,376 --> 01:20:00,795 I don't have to tell you how pathetic we looked. 920 01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:03,798 If anybody threw a block out there, I couldn't find it. 921 01:20:05,591 --> 01:20:09,095 Sloppy tackling! Five fumbles! 922 01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:11,848 Add it all up, it's pretty disgusting! 923 01:20:14,809 --> 01:20:16,352 The exhibition season's over. 924 01:20:17,353 --> 01:20:18,980 We open up against Dallas, Sunday. 925 01:20:21,190 --> 01:20:25,153 That one counts! I want it bad. 926 01:20:26,654 --> 01:20:28,573 I want 120%. 927 01:20:28,865 --> 01:20:31,367 Any man who doesn't give it to me better be ready to travel! 928 01:20:31,659 --> 01:20:33,286 Better pack his bag! 929 01:20:33,578 --> 01:20:35,913 And I don't care how many press clippings you've got. 930 01:20:36,205 --> 01:20:38,416 If you're not ready to bleed, I don't want you! 931 01:20:42,295 --> 01:20:44,630 Did I make myself absolutely clear? 932 01:20:50,261 --> 01:20:51,387 Okay. 933 01:20:52,305 --> 01:20:55,058 Let's find out who wants to play football. Let's go! 934 01:21:30,176 --> 01:21:32,345 Man, I hope you've got something with a view. 935 01:21:32,637 --> 01:21:34,055 You guys are too damn much. 936 01:21:36,516 --> 01:21:39,018 Hey, Cat, here comes your new center. 937 01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:42,271 I'll see you guys later. Come hack here, man! 938 01:21:42,563 --> 01:21:43,773 You better don't forget this. 939 01:21:53,157 --> 01:21:55,284 Hey, Cat, how about some poker? 940 01:21:58,704 --> 01:21:59,704 What's bugging him? 941 01:21:59,872 --> 01:22:04,335 Same thing that was bugging him last week, and the week before that. 942 01:22:04,627 --> 01:22:07,004 And the week before that and the week before that. 943 01:22:34,907 --> 01:22:37,410 Let me have your attention. 944 01:22:37,702 --> 01:22:38,786 Deke, you wanna start? 945 01:22:44,959 --> 01:22:47,712 Outside of Cat, over here, 946 01:22:49,338 --> 01:22:51,507 I guess I'm about the oldest guy on the club. 947 01:22:54,260 --> 01:22:57,138 I've been in the league for 12 years now, 948 01:22:59,182 --> 01:23:01,392 and that's more than enough time to learn 949 01:23:01,684 --> 01:23:04,979 that my purpose in being here is to do more than just collect paychecks. 950 01:23:08,065 --> 01:23:09,567 We've got a good ball club. 951 01:23:09,859 --> 01:23:11,861 But if we expect to win any games this year, 952 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:14,864 what we're gonna have to do is to dedicate ourselves. 953 01:23:15,156 --> 01:23:16,991 Put our hearts into it. 954 01:23:17,283 --> 01:23:20,077 And if some of you rookies don't learn this in a hurry, 955 01:23:20,369 --> 01:23:22,580 I'm gonna ship you out of here myself. 956 01:23:22,872 --> 01:23:26,501 I don't wanna be spilling any of this sweet red juice out there for nothing. 957 01:23:26,792 --> 01:23:29,086 A lot of you were here when we won the championship. 958 01:23:29,378 --> 01:23:32,715 Most of you were here last year when we finished second in our division. 959 01:23:34,175 --> 01:23:36,594 We won 10 ballgames. 960 01:23:36,886 --> 01:23:38,387 Beat Dallas in Dallas. 961 01:23:40,097 --> 01:23:41,349 Hell, fellas, 962 01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:45,520 they're no better than we are. 963 01:23:47,396 --> 01:23:50,483 It's time we started playing some football! 964 01:23:55,530 --> 01:23:56,614 There. 965 01:24:05,373 --> 01:24:07,959 There's just a couple of things I wanna say. 966 01:24:08,251 --> 01:24:10,628 First of all, I live in this town. 967 01:24:12,046 --> 01:24:16,509 I got my family here, and my kids go to school here. 968 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:21,472 And I'm damned tired of them having to make excuses for me and this team. 969 01:24:21,764 --> 01:24:23,242 There's a lot more pride in this room 970 01:24:23,266 --> 01:24:25,810 than we've been showing out on that field. 971 01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:28,980 You know and I know the day's gonna come 972 01:24:29,272 --> 01:24:31,274 when we gotta quit playing this game. 973 01:24:32,525 --> 01:24:34,277 When we do, it's gonna be gone forever. 974 01:24:36,153 --> 01:24:38,864 So let's not let it down while we're here. 975 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:43,452 Cat, 976 01:24:44,954 --> 01:24:47,206 you got anything you wanna add? 977 01:24:47,498 --> 01:24:48,498 No. 978 01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:18,237 Cat, you coming? 979 01:25:19,864 --> 01:25:20,990 I've had it, Deke. 980 01:25:23,909 --> 01:25:25,661 I think I'm gonna hang it up. 981 01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:30,833 But you're coming along. 982 01:25:32,752 --> 01:25:35,838 Even if it's just for the ride to the ball park. 983 01:25:36,130 --> 01:25:37,256 You gotta do that. 984 01:25:39,133 --> 01:25:40,134 You can do this. 985 01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:42,260 You can. 986 01:26:47,326 --> 01:26:48,970 And you'll spend the next few years of your life 987 01:26:48,994 --> 01:26:49,994 with these machines. 988 01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:53,119 You'll get to know them probably better than the members of your own family. 989 01:26:57,336 --> 01:27:00,423 I'm offering you a job leasing cars. 990 01:27:20,484 --> 01:27:21,484 Here. 991 01:27:23,821 --> 01:27:24,947 Take these. 992 01:27:37,752 --> 01:27:38,961 You quitting us? 993 01:27:41,797 --> 01:27:46,427 Well, whatever you wanna do, you go ahead and figure it out and do it. 994 01:27:46,719 --> 01:27:49,346 Don't listen to nobody but yourself. 995 01:27:49,638 --> 01:27:50,848 You hear what I'm saying? 996 01:27:52,641 --> 01:27:58,647 I mean, you don't owe the game, or us, or nobody a damn thing. 997 01:28:00,608 --> 01:28:04,403 What the hell, you paid your dues. 998 01:28:07,823 --> 01:28:10,284 I think you got three solid years, Cat. 999 01:28:10,576 --> 01:28:12,286 Three good seasons. 1000 01:29:00,292 --> 01:29:01,877 Strap 'em up good, Bobby. 1001 01:29:02,628 --> 01:29:04,421 I feel a big mean coming on! 1002 01:29:05,798 --> 01:29:06,966 Where's the Cat? 1003 01:29:07,258 --> 01:29:08,467 He was on the bus. 1004 01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:44,503 Okay, men, let's have a good, quick, snappy warm-up. Let's go. 1005 01:29:47,798 --> 01:29:49,425 Hey, let's go, Saints! 1006 01:29:51,010 --> 01:29:52,261 Go get 'em, babe! 1007 01:30:30,132 --> 01:30:31,425 Hello, Mr. Catlan. 1008 01:31:08,545 --> 01:31:11,465 Down one. Hut! And go. 1009 01:31:13,425 --> 01:31:14,677 Go. 1010 01:31:52,047 --> 01:31:53,215 What's it gonna be, Cat? 1011 01:31:56,260 --> 01:32:00,472 Okay. If you can't make it here, I'll fix it so you can try some place else. 1012 01:32:00,764 --> 01:32:04,059 Don't trade me. I won't report. 1013 01:32:04,893 --> 01:32:08,856 Then quit. You've got your release with all my blessings. 1014 01:32:09,481 --> 01:32:10,733 You know something, Jimmy? 1015 01:32:11,692 --> 01:32:14,028 You're a whore. Anybody ever tell you that? 1016 01:32:25,706 --> 01:32:28,584 I produce, whores don't. 1017 01:32:29,793 --> 01:32:32,554 I intend to produce with this team, whether you're part of it or not. 1018 01:34:12,020 --> 01:34:13,939 Okay, men, everybody up. 1019 01:34:20,863 --> 01:34:21,989 Okay, Tom. 1020 01:34:26,368 --> 01:34:28,787 Our Gracious Father, we come to you as a team. 1021 01:34:29,079 --> 01:34:31,582 Watch over us. Help us, Father. 1022 01:34:31,874 --> 01:34:35,878 Each one of us might play a game that will never bring injury to either us 1023 01:34:36,170 --> 01:34:37,671 or our opponents. 1024 01:34:38,380 --> 01:34:41,091 Father, we just acknowledge you now, as a team, 1025 01:34:41,383 --> 01:34:44,219 by repeating the prayer that you have taught us. 1026 01:34:45,387 --> 01:34:49,933 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, 1027 01:34:50,225 --> 01:34:53,061 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done... 1028 01:34:54,646 --> 01:34:59,943 From the University of Illinois, Number 73, Jerry Stern. 1029 01:35:00,235 --> 01:35:06,033 From Bowling Green University, Number 78, Jerry Gold. 1030 01:35:08,202 --> 01:35:12,998 From Texas Tech University, Number 83, Dave Cox. 1031 01:35:14,333 --> 01:35:20,047 From the University of Notre Dame, Number 87, Monty Sickles. 1032 01:35:21,173 --> 01:35:26,720 From the University of Illinois, Number 54, Joe Wendrihowski. 1033 01:35:28,347 --> 01:35:32,309 The New Orleans Saints team captain, from the University of Southern California, 1034 01:35:32,601 --> 01:35:36,230 Number 62, Deke Coleman. 1035 01:35:38,482 --> 01:35:42,778 Linebacker and defensive team captain from Georgetown University, 1036 01:35:43,070 --> 01:35:46,031 Number 52, Walt Chaffee. 1037 01:35:47,032 --> 01:35:52,204 And, at quarterback, from the University of Notre Dame, Ron, the "Big Cat" Catlan. 1038 01:36:01,755 --> 01:36:04,549 Think this is bad, wait'll the game starts. 1039 01:36:32,744 --> 01:36:35,580 Dallas kick off taken by Gene Howard, 1040 01:36:35,872 --> 01:36:40,711 automatic touchback, first in 10 Saints, on their own 20 yard line. 1041 01:36:42,045 --> 01:36:44,131 Gentlemen, we are going to score. 1042 01:36:44,423 --> 01:36:46,800 I want you to set those mothers right back on their butts. 1043 01:36:47,092 --> 01:36:52,097 Red right, X slot, 76, X turnout, on two, ready? 1044 01:36:52,389 --> 01:36:53,557 Break! 1045 01:37:01,189 --> 01:37:06,069 Six, five, 38, 1046 01:37:06,653 --> 01:37:09,031 hut, hut! 1047 01:37:33,805 --> 01:37:36,933 Covered 25 yards to the Saints 45. 1048 01:37:37,225 --> 01:37:38,435 First down. Saints... 1049 01:37:38,727 --> 01:37:40,367 We kissed 'em, now let's take 'em to bed! 1050 01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:46,443 Green right, X slot, peel opposite, 74, X turnout on two, ready? 1051 01:37:46,735 --> 01:37:47,861 Break! 1052 01:37:57,496 --> 01:38:02,667 Five, 29, hut, hut! 1053 01:38:18,058 --> 01:38:22,687 First down on the Dallas 37, tackle made by Dave Enwood. 1054 01:38:22,979 --> 01:38:24,564 Okay, let's do it again. 1055 01:38:24,856 --> 01:38:29,444 Red right, X slot, 76, X 30, on three, ready? 1056 01:38:29,736 --> 01:38:30,736 Break! 1057 01:38:56,888 --> 01:38:59,015 Okay, what do you say we go for six? 1058 01:38:59,307 --> 01:39:04,187 Brown left, fake 40, back opposite, X slot, on two, ready? 1059 01:39:04,479 --> 01:39:05,522 Break. 1060 01:39:13,488 --> 01:39:18,368 Six, five, 28. 1061 01:39:18,660 --> 01:39:20,162 Hut, hut. 1062 01:39:38,722 --> 01:39:42,184 Saints, six. Cowboys, nothing. 1063 01:39:56,907 --> 01:39:58,533 Don't get so carried away. 1064 01:39:59,159 --> 01:40:02,370 You louse! You want him to fail, don't you? 1065 01:40:17,844 --> 01:40:22,557 Murphy's kick-off taken by Daniels to the 24 yard line, 1066 01:40:22,849 --> 01:40:25,227 tackled by Barrington and Kelly. 1067 01:40:30,232 --> 01:40:33,944 Three yard gain by Perkins, second down, seven. 1068 01:40:41,409 --> 01:40:46,248 Lost two yards, third and nine on the 25. 1069 01:41:24,244 --> 01:41:25,870 Come on, hold that deck! 1070 01:41:31,376 --> 01:41:36,423 Ladies and gentlemen, the kick by Ron Whitby. 1071 01:41:55,400 --> 01:42:02,157 Ron Catlan's pass to Hester good for 33 yards, the tackle by Mike Johnson. 1072 01:42:02,741 --> 01:42:04,784 First down, Saints. 1073 01:42:09,247 --> 01:42:13,877 Six, three, 47. 1074 01:42:14,169 --> 01:42:15,837 Hut. Hut. 1075 01:42:31,978 --> 01:42:38,151 Tackled by Hughes, Howley, Lilley and Nyland.