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(PLAYING ROCK OF AGES)

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We are gathered here today to consign
the mortal remains of Millard Frymore,

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or whatever his name really was.

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I ain't really got a lot to say about Millard

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because he only rode amongst us
two days ago,

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and was promptly struck down

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by whatever deadly disease it was
struck him down.

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We can only hope that whatever
deadly disease it was,

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it wasn't particularly contagious.

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And with that in mind I suggest
we all bow our heads in devout prayer.

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Heavenly father,
we hereby consign to your tender mercies,

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all that remains...

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- Get out! Get out!
- (DOG WHIMPERS)

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All that remains of one Millard Frymore,

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origin unknown, cause of death unknown,

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and of considerable concern to those of us
who'd been thrown into contact with him

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during the last two days.

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Millard was struck down
in what was evidently the prime of his life.

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In fact, he was took from us so fast,

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he never even got a chance
to unpack his suitcase.

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HENRY: However, in as much as we were
the last to know poor Millard here on earth

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and in so far as we were all drawn

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to this godforsaken country
in search of a common goal,

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I'm certain you'll agree with me when I...

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- Hey, Pa!
- What is the matter with you?

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- Take a look!
- Ain't you got any reverence for anything?

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- It's gold!
- What?

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(WHISPERING) Take a look, it's gold.

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HENRY: I'd like to remind everyone

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we're here to consign
the remains of Millard Frymore.

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- It's gold, Henry!
- Gold!

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Down there, in the grave.

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Whoa!

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Get this coffin away! And have a look.

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Oh, no, you don't!

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Get out of my gold mine!

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(CROWD CLAMORING)

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Get out of my gold mine!

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(SOBBING) Get out of my gold mine!

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Gold! Gold! Gold!

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Gold!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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(GUN FIRING)

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It just doesn't seem possible that
a town could get itself in this condition

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in the short time it's been in existence.

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Lynchings, gunfights,
and that drunken revelry

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going on
at Madame Orr's House 24 hours a day.

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I tell you, a decent woman
is not safe on these streets.

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Oh, I think the women
are safe enough for the most part.

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I mean, we only got a couple
that would be of much interest to anyone...

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Outside the dance hall girls

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and they're pretty good
at handling themselves in a pinch.

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Or in a ticklish situation.

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Oh, well, now this may be very funny
to the members of the town council,

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but we mine owners haven't found
anything to laugh about

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since we started in business.

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OLLY: We don't think it's funny, Tom.

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We just don't know what to do about it.

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Maybe what we need is a new mayor
and a town council

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that does know what to do about it.

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Now what kind of talk is that?

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We all know that the reason I'm mayor
and the others are councilmen

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is because nobody else wanted the jobs.

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And don't forget, Tom,
we're mine owners ourselves.

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Do you enjoy giving 20%

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of everything you take out of the mines
to the Danby family?

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Why would we enjoy it?

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Well, all right,
then let's do something about it.

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What? You all know the situation.

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There's us, here in Calendar.

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OLLY: There's Galena,
where we've gotta ship our gold.

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And there's the Danby ranch,
halfway in between the two.

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The road even runs through their property.

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All right, fine. Then we'll build
the road around their property.

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How? They own that whole valley!

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Besides, if they don't get their 20%

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they just hold up every stage
that comes through and take all of it.

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All right, all right!
But we've got to do something,

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even if it means bringing troops in here.

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Troops?

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- Troops?
- Troops?

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What troops? From where?
The nearest troops are 500 miles.

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All right, then we'll recruit our own.

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How? We can't even
recruit enough dishwashers.

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How are we gonna recruit any troops?

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Nobody wants to stop
prospecting long enough to take a bath,

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let alone join an army.

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It all happened so fast we just ain't had
a chance to really get organized yet.

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And the Danbys are taking advantage of it.

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There goes one of them now.

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- Which one is he?
- Joe.

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Out of the father and three brothers
he's about the second toughest.

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They all act like they own the place.

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The way things are
set up right now, they do.

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And it's gonna stay that way

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till we can find ourselves a sheriff
that doesn't turn tail

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and run the minute
someone takes a shot at him.

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(GUN FIRING)

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(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

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(CLAMORING)

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Whiskey.

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(WOMAN SCREAMS)

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All right, you all saw it,

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and it was a fair fight.

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He drew first. So it was self-defense.

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Uh-huh, I told you, he drew first.
Sure as anything.

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Oh, you could call it anything else
but self-defense.

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Well, it may have been a lot of things,
but self-defense it wasn't.

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And he didn't draw first. You did.

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What do you mean by that?

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Oh, it's an old trick. You did it pretty well.

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Not real well, but pretty well.

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You feinted with your left shoulder,

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getting him to go for his gun

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while you were going for yours
with your right hand at the same time.

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It's an old Arizona trick,

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but I have seen it used
as far north as Montana.

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Are you calling me a liar?

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Well, now you heard every word I said,
and I didn't call you a liar.

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All I said was you feinted him
into drawing with your left shoulder

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while you were going for your gun
with your right hand.

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So what?

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You beat that poor man to the draw.

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He's dead and you're alive.

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That's the whole idea of the game, isn't it?

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What's your name?

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Jason McCullough. What's yours?

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Joe Danby, and you had better remember it.

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Oh, I'll remember it, Joe.

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That's about all I'm going to do
the rest of my life,

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is go around remembering your name.

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(CROWD CLAMORING)

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- The bread's on the table in front of you.
- Thanks.

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Oh! Why, you!

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(SLAPS)

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This one of Emma's Tasty
Home Cooked Meals?

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That's it, mister.

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They charge $3 for this, huh?

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MAN: That's what they call inflation.

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Sometimes it catches you
right in between mouthfuls.

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Is there really any gold in this town?

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How long did it take you to get that?

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All yesterday afternoon,
good part of this morning.

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Where could a man find a place to sleep?

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If you mean a room, you can't.

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Down at the end of the street, get a cot.

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- How much?
- $20. Eight-hour shift.

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Say a man was willing
to go to work to get himself a stake.

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How would he go about it?

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You don't want a job?

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No. I figure the way prices are around here,

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I'll go broke about 2:30 this afternoon.

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We got a bulletin board with that
kinda stuff down at the assay office.

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Hmm? Oh, thank you.

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(THUDDING)

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Hold it! Hold it!

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Okay, go head on.

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Fight!

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(GUN FIRING)

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(CROWD CLAMORING)

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- I said, out of my way!
- Heck, go around!

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I told you to get out of there!

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I'll kill you!

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(SCUFFLING)

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I'll tell you something...

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(HORSE NEIGHING)

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(CLAMORING CONTINUES)

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(DOG BARKING)

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PRUDY: Watch where you're grabbing!

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(DOGS BARKING)

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What about you?

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What about me?

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You want to grab something?

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Everything looks too slippery.

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What does that mean?

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JASON: Oh, nothing.

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You look too clean to suit me.

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(DOORBELL DINGING)

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MAN 1: You're gonna get me change.
MAN 2: Give me a packet.

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Are you the man I talk to about...

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OLLY: Wait your turn, mister.

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About the job of sheriff?

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You interested in the job of sheriff?

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Well, maybe. How much does it pay?

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Well, none of our sheriffs
ever lived long enough to find out.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Look, boys, why don't you all go outside
and watch the fight? The ladies, too.

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Very good fight out there.

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You watch it too, Sam.

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Okay, come on!

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Let's get out. Get moving. Come on.

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All right, let's go.

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I'm Olly Perkins, the mayor here.

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Jason McCullough.

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Fred Johnson, Henry Jackson, Tom Devery,

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three of our original settlers.

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And Fred and Henry
are members of the town council.

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And I represent the mine owners.

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Nice to meet you, gentlemen.

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What that fellow said
just a minute ago ain't strictly true.

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We've had three sheriffs
the past two months.

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But only two of them got killed.

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Oh, what about the other one?

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Well, he quit kind of sudden-like.

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I don't think he had exactly the right
kind of temperament for the position.

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Well, you never have said
anything about the pay.

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Well, for the right kind of man,
$150 a month.

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With the spiraling prices
you have around here,

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that'd only allow a man to eat
and sleep about eight days a month.

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The job includes room and board.

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Not at Emma's Food Emporium?

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At my house.
My daughter does the cooking.

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Well, gentlemen,
I think it's only fair to tell you

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that I'd only be interested
in this job on a temporary basis.

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Oh?

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Well, you see,
actually I was on my way to Australia

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when I heard about your gold strike.

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And I decided to, uh, travel through here
to see if I could pick up a little stake.

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What do you wanna go to Australia for?

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Well, it's the last of the frontier country.

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I thought I might like to do
a little pioneering.

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I thought this was frontier country
and we was pioneers.

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So did I.

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To get back to the sheriff's job,
if I decided to take it

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it'd have to be with the understanding

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that I get enough time off

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to do the prospecting
I came here to do in the first place.

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Well, yeah.

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You ain't said nothing yet
about your qualifications for the job?

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Oh, don't worry about that.
If I take it, you'll be glad you got me.

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Well, it ain't just a question

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of you taking the job, it's also
a question of being able to handle it.

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Olly, we ain't in much of a position
to be choosey.

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And him being willing to talk about it at all
certainly shows the right attitude.

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I don't care what it shows!
I'm the mayor of this town!

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It's my responsibility to hire us a sheriff

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that's not only got qualifications,

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but that ain't going to get himself killed

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the first time he sticks
his nose out of the door.

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HENRY: Olly, haven't we already...

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(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

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There you are.

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What's your point, Mr. McCullough?

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Well, no point,
just an exhibition of marksmanship.

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The bullet went through
the hole in the center.

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OLLY: Yeah, well, maybe it did,
maybe it didn't.

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Oh, it did. You can take my word for it.

248
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,553
Yeah, well, I'd like to take your word but...

249
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,563
Would you mind doing it again,
Mr. McCullough?

250
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,899
- You want me to do it again?
- If you don't mind.

251
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,527
- Well, I already shot one hole in your roof.
- That's all right.

252
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,581
(CLEARS THROAT)

253
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,919
I hope you didn't take no offense
at nothing I may have said earlier, sir.

254
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,087
No, no.

255
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,506
Gentlemen, just to keep
the record straight,

256
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,926
now a hundred and fifty a month
for the room and board is fine,

257
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,678
but I've got to do more prospecting.

258
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,764
And, because, basically I'm on my way
to Australia, and I wouldn't...

259
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,142
You just name your terms, mister.

260
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,977
We'll rush to meet them.

261
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,272
Fine. As long as everything's straight.

262
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,983
Is there some kind of badge
that goes with this job?

263
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,693
Oh, you bet there is!

264
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,283
I'm afraid it's a little bent up.

265
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,328
It must have saved the life of
whoever was wearing it.

266
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,997
Well, it sure would have
if it hadn't been for all them other bullets

267
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,457
flying in from everywhere.

268
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,923
Gentlemen, do we have a jail here?

269
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,216
Do we have a jail?

270
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,968
A brand-new one with two cells
that the whole community pitched in,

271
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,053
built last month.

272
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,429
Just like a barn raising.

273
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,973
Even the dance-hall girls showed up,
made sandwiches,

274
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,058
and carried on like crazy.

275
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,810
It was designed to be
practically escape-proof.

276
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,439
Oh, good. Because I think I'm gonna have
to throw a couple of people in it.

277
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,565
There's only one thing.

278
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,900
This new jail has sure got everything.

279
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,819
Even a new stove with
a coffee pot already on it.

280
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,948
The only thing it hasn't got
is iron bars for the cells.

281
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,033
You're kidding.

282
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,535
Which we had to send away for 'em
and they ain't arrove yet.

283
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,995
But it's got everything else.

284
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,456
It's got glass windows and
brooms and kerosene lamps and...

285
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,999
You name it.

286
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,460
- Just no bars for the cells.
- That's right.

287
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,381
Well, all right, I'll think of something.

288
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:01,717
You ain't wanted for anything anywhere,
are you, Mr. McCullough?

289
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,345
Not that it matters, because we understand

290
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,972
how them little things can happen.

291
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,850
No. No, I'm not wanted
for anything anywhere.

292
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,021
(DOORBELL DINGING)

293
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,318
Do you realize the chance you was taking
asking him a question like that?

294
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,445
He might have took offense
and back out of the whole deal.

295
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,198
I'm the mayor of this town
and I got responsibilities.

296
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,033
The question had to be asked!

297
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,539
(CROWD CLAMORING)

298
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,749
(DOGS BARKING)

299
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:45,678
Mr. Mayor, if I could get
some men on this pump over here,

300
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,471
I think we could stop this thing
in short order.

301
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,224
Sure thing, Sheriff.
Give us a hand, will you, men?

302
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,402
All right, men! Let her go!

303
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,573
A little more.

304
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,421
(HORSE NEIGHING)

305
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,718
(ALL CHUCKLING)

306
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,970
(WOMEN CHEERING)

307
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,099
JASON: Break it up!

308
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:36,937
Okay, cut it!

309
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,943
What do you think you're trying to do?

310
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:44,236
Stopping a fight.

311
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,279
Who are you?

312
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,906
I'm the new sheriff.

313
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,617
Oh! We got a new sheriff!

314
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,827
(CHUCKLING)

315
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:55,289
Let's see if he scares
as easy as the last sheriff.

316
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,549
Now I want all you people
to quit disturbing the peace.

317
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,801
Clean up this mess.

318
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,928
Uh, yes, sir. Anything else?

319
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,304
You got a name?

320
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:11,847
Jake.

321
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:15,476
All right, Jake,
I want you go into the Mint saloon.

322
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,229
There's a fellow in there
by the name of Joe Danby.

323
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,314
You tell him I remember his name,

324
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,690
he's under arrest for murder.

325
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,401
I'll be in to pick him up in not 20 minutes.

326
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,319
You talking to me?

327
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,570
You hard of hearing?

328
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:31,158
You want me to tell Joe Danby
that he's under arrest for a murder?

329
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,993
What are you gonna do after he kills me?

330
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,830
Then I'll arrest him for both murders.
Where's the jail?

331
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,581
Just follow me, Sheriff.

332
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,473
You won't find a better jail for 200 miles.

333
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,600
That is if you can find one at all.

334
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,020
Well, everything seems to be in order.

335
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:02,440
Our last sheriff was a good organizer.

336
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,984
Yellow clear through, but a good organizer.

337
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:24,253
We'll be getting the bars in any day now.

338
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,812
Well, that ought to do it.

339
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,648
That ought to do what, Sheriff?

340
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:28,692
That oughta take care of it
till we get the bars in.

341
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,785
Well, I've got my bedroll
and few other things over at the stable.

342
00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:39,119
I'd like to go and pick them up,

343
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,288
and then get settled in
where I'm gonna stay, if you don't mind.

344
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,832
Sure thing, Sheriff.
I've got a nice room for you at my house.

345
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,459
Well, good. Shall we get on over there,

346
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,211
and then I'd better pick up
that Danby fellow.

347
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:50,339
Uh, Sheriff, maybe there's something
you better know about the Danbys.

348
00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:52,299
Why bother the Sheriff
about that stuff now?

349
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,342
He wants to get settled.

350
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,468
Yeah, but, Fred...

351
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:58,138
We can fill him in on the whole town
after he's settled in on the job.

352
00:25:58,181 --> 00:25:59,390
You coming, Mayor?

353
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:00,975
I'll be right with you, Sheriff.

354
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,771
This is a little bit like murder.
I hope you know that.

355
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:09,692
Now just 'cause we've lost three sheriffs
don't mean we're gonna lose four.

356
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,277
Our luck is bound to change.

357
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:12,987
What about his luck?

358
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,500
(CROWD CHEERING)

359
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,612
Prudy?

360
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:55,946
Prudy?

361
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,699
Just put your things over there, Sheriff.

362
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,200
- All righty.
- Prudy!

363
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:03,037
I want you to meet my daughter, Sheriff.

364
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,956
She's a good cook
and a mighty fine looking girl.

365
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,250
Takes after her dear departed mother.

366
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,335
Her mother died, huh?

367
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:11,337
No, she just departed.

368
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,756
Come on, Sheriff, I'll show you the parlor.

369
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,761
That little organ there,
that come all the way from Dusseldorf.

370
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,972
Most of the furniture was shipped out
through St. Louis and Chicago.

371
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:25,351
- This is my desk where I do my mayor work.
- JASON: That's very nice.

372
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:29,188
OLLY: I guess you could say
this is about the finest house in town.

373
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:33,150
Well, let me show you the dining room,
that's where you'll be having your meals.

374
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,571
Prudy! I want you to meet someone!

375
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:39,907
This is the dining room.

376
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,575
You sure have a nice place here, Mayor.

377
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,452
Well, thank you, Sheriff. How about a drink?

378
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,912
Water, if you have some.

379
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,288
- Water?
- Mmm.

380
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,249
Sure thing, Sheriff.
We've got a pump right inside the kitchen.

381
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,001
Right inside the house, huh?

382
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:58,092
OLLY: There's the pump, right there.

383
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:34,128
Uh, Sheriff, before you go down
to arrest Joe Danby,

384
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,213
a couple of things
I guess you ought to know.

385
00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:37,297
All right.

386
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,217
Well, the Danbys, there's four of them.
Father and three sons.

387
00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:42,177
They're all of 'em pretty tough customers.

388
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,262
Outlaws?

389
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:48,308
No, not exactly. But in many ways,
you might say they're like outlaws.

390
00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:49,351
How is that?

391
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:52,312
Well, they prefer to do
pretty much as they like.

392
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,649
And they get real nasty
when anybody tries to stop 'em.

393
00:28:55,692 --> 00:29:00,404
You mean... You mean you don't
want me to arrest this boy?

394
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:04,116
No, I don't mean that at all.
It's just that it's kind of a new idea.

395
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,076
It takes a little bit of getting used to.

396
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,287
I stood right there in that saloon

397
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:10,789
and watched him gun a man down
in cold blood.

398
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,082
Oh, I believe you, Sheriff.

399
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,210
I mean it's just the kind of things
you'd expect Joe to do.

400
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,379
But are you sure it wasn't self-defense?

401
00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:18,839
Not a chance.

402
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,675
I mean, sometimes,
them things happen so fast.

403
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,303
Well, it didn't happen all that fast.

404
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,808
Look, Mr. Perkins,
you're the mayor of this town.

405
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:34,021
And if you order me not to arrest this man,
well, you're the boss.

406
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,231
Of course I'll have to give you
this badge back

407
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:38,817
'cause that is no way to run a town, Mayor.

408
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,320
Oh, I agree with you, Sheriff.
I couldn't agree with you more.

409
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:45,032
And furthermore, I'll expect all
the law-abiding citizens of this community

410
00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:46,408
to back me up in this job.

411
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:47,785
Oh, they will, Sheriff.

412
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:51,038
Well, maybe not all of them at first,
not right at first.

413
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,750
You see, it's like I told you,
I'm just on my way to Australia.

414
00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:57,336
You go right ahead
and do what you think is best, Sheriff.

415
00:29:57,378 --> 00:30:00,047
I'd better go and alert everybody that...

416
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:02,132
We're all behind you, Sheriff.

417
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,801
Don't give it another thought.

418
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,762
Uh, you don't need any help
with Joe Danby, do you?

419
00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:08,055
No. I can handle it.

420
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:09,681
Oh, good. Good.

421
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,227
(BIRDS TWITTERING)

422
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,618
You're the strangest girl I ever met.

423
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:30,828
Go away.

424
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:33,580
Do you always show
this peculiar side of your nature,

425
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,499
or am I just lucky my first day in town?

426
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:41,713
I suppose you have some reason
for sitting up there like that.

427
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,591
Ordinarily, a girl doesn't get undressed,

428
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,761
pour a bucket or water over her head,
and then go climb a tree.

429
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,304
I'm warning you!

430
00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:50,722
(PRUDY GRUNTS)

431
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,058
Hi, Mrs. Danvers.

432
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,227
What in the world...

433
00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,729
Prudy, is this man bothering you?

434
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,190
Do you know this young lady, ma'am?

435
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:02,276
Why, of course. That's Prudy Perkins.

436
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:04,236
She lives right here in this house.

437
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,613
Does she have any past history

438
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:08,615
of, uh, strange behavior like this?

439
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,200
Why, no!

440
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:14,204
Prudy has always been
a sweet, normal, lovable...

441
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,124
Of course there were
a couple times last year...

442
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,167
Oh. What happened last year?

443
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,961
Well, wasn't really anything,

444
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,964
but at the annual town picnic,

445
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:28,010
(CHUCKLING) she got her hair caught
in the ice cream freezer.

446
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:35,934
I think we ought to be merciful

447
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:39,229
and forget about this whole
unfortunate incident, huh, ma'am?

448
00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,149
See you, ma'am.

449
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:45,110
(LAUGHING)

450
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:56,830
Sheriff, I didn't go down and tell Joe
like you asked.

451
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,248
Why not?

452
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,001
'Cause nobody's paying me
to take chances like that.

453
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,420
Tell you what, you never know
how that Joe is gonna react.

454
00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:05,547
Why should you worry
about what Joe thinks?

455
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:08,467
Because he's mean, Sheriff,
and he's nasty.

456
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:11,053
He enjoys killing people.

457
00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:13,555
All them Danbys enjoy things like that.

458
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,349
You're faster than Joe.

459
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:16,391
Who says so?

460
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,728
I do. I've seen you both draw.
You're faster than he is.

461
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,398
Supposing it's true,
why should the matter ever come up?

462
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,442
Jake.

463
00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:31,531
How would you like a job as my deputy?

464
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,617
I'd hate it.

465
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:36,244
Even if I lived through it, I'd hate it.

466
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,956
Look, I don't know talked you
into taking this job,

467
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,376
or how much they're paying you,
but you gotta believe me, it ain't enough.

468
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,795
He's expecting you.

469
00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:47,881
Some of these other people
told him you was coming.

470
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:57,432
(MUSIC PLAYING)

471
00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,732
(MUSIC STOPS)

472
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,699
I hear you're going to try and arrest me.

473
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,034
You know, you don't look near as tough

474
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,412
as some of them other sheriffs
we've had lately,

475
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:21,581
particularly that old boy
who done run off about an hour-and-a-half

476
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,250
after he took the job.

477
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,338
Joe, you just make me feel tired
all over when you talk like that.

478
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,465
Now what do you mean by that?

479
00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:32,718
It's bad enough to have to kill a man

480
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,805
without having to listen to a whole lot
of stupid talk from him first.

481
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,934
And remember, Joe, I have seen you draw.

482
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,104
MAN: All right, Sheriff, hold it.

483
00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,107
Now drop your gun belt.

484
00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:58,410
(GUN FIRING)

485
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,669
I couldn't let him shoot you in the back.

486
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,463
Oh, you could have.

487
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,969
Is this the kind of town
you people want for yourselves?

488
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,221
Is this the kind of life you want to lead?

489
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,599
I mean, three killings in one saloon alone.

490
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,809
The sun hasn't even gone down yet!

491
00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:26,521
Any more of this foolishness,
I'm gonna close this place up tight.

492
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,607
Yes, sir. I wouldn't blame you a bit, sir.

493
00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:30,192
Pick it up, Joe.

494
00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:31,818
Go on, pick it up.

495
00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:39,409
I'm gonna get you for this, Jake.

496
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:43,330
Well, you are the toughest-talking
blowhard I ever heard.

497
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:45,457
You might as well come on.

498
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,627
Like it or not, we're on the same side now.

499
00:34:48,669 --> 00:34:49,878
Come on.

500
00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:52,380
Take it easy, boys.

501
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,760
Me and the Sheriff takes a dim view
of showoffs with guns.

502
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,686
Remember, the Sheriff said,
no more shooting till the sun goes down.

503
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,897
- Is that what he said?
- That's close enough, brother.

504
00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:10,023
Drinks are on the house!

505
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,316
(ALL CHEERING)

506
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,240
Jake, why don't you
look around the desk there

507
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:21,118
and see if you can find yourself
a deputy sheriff's badge?

508
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,537
I never said I was taking no job as a deputy.

509
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,081
You're just trying to corner me
into this thing, Sheriff.

510
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,667
Well, I'm a little surprised
at what's happening to me, too.

511
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:31,211
You know, I was just riding
through here on my way to Australia.

512
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:32,838
Where do you think you're going?

513
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,090
Well, this is just plain dumb and stupid.

514
00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:36,883
Are you calling the Sheriff stupid?

515
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,553
Do I have to listen to him?
He ain't nothin' but the town character.

516
00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:41,555
Was the town character.

517
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,557
I'm now a Deputy Sheriff,

518
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:46,726
and probably
the second-fastest gun around here.

519
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:48,353
Did you hear that?

520
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:49,563
Well, he probably is.

521
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:53,483
And if he isn't, he will be
after I've had a chance to work with him

522
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:54,943
for a couple of days.

523
00:35:55,027 --> 00:35:56,319
Come on, Joe.

524
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:02,659
Joe, the cell on the right is yours.

525
00:36:02,743 --> 00:36:04,744
We don't have any bars yet.

526
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,164
- You're kidding.
- That's what I said.

527
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:10,542
But we're going to operate
just as if the bars were there.

528
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,377
Now you stay on that side of the line.

529
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,754
And everything should work out fine.

530
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:16,381
What?

531
00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:20,260
While you're in this jail,
you stay on that side of the line

532
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,596
and you and I will just get along fine.

533
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:26,600
You expect me to sit here
in this lousy cell and that...

534
00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:30,687
What is that red stuff
all over the floor there?

535
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,815
Oh, uh...

536
00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:37,360
That's the poor fellow
that crossed the line earlier today.

537
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,034
All right, Joe, you just stay right there
and behave yourself.

538
00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:46,077
Maybe if you wanted something to read?

539
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,287
Read?

540
00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:51,458
No. No, I guess you wouldn't. Sorry.

541
00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:56,796
Well, I see you found a badge.

542
00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:57,964
Yeah.

543
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,133
Now are we gonna set out
to clean up this town?

544
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,635
Yeah, I guess that's about it.

545
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,136
All by ourselves?

546
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,889
Not that we have turned down any help
that was cheerfully offered.

547
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:09,142
Nobody's going to offer no help,
cheerful or in any other way.

548
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,228
I think you're probably right, Jake.

549
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,485
How much money am I making in this job?

550
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,403
Well, let's see. I'm the Sheriff.

551
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,781
They're paying me $150 a month.

552
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:27,327
Shall we put your salary at about half that,
plus room and board,

553
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:30,664
plus all the ammunition you need
to carry on the job.

554
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:33,333
Of course, I haven't
checked out your employment

555
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,960
with the mayor and the town council yet.

556
00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:37,003
You mean there's a chance
they might turn me down?

557
00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:38,505
No, I don't think so.

558
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,341
Now I think their attitude is going to be,

559
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:45,595
"If we found somebody willing
to take the job, don't rock the boat."

560
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,348
You can bet that's what
their attitude is going to be.

561
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,896
Ever been the sheriff of a town
that needed cleaning up before?

562
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,189
No, I haven't.

563
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,983
Ever been a sheriff of any kind of town?

564
00:37:58,025 --> 00:37:59,317
No, not that either.

565
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,571
But the mayor seemed to think that
my qualification suited the job perfectly.

566
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,032
Yeah, well, he'd have thought that
if you was blind in both eyes

567
00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,701
and crippled in both legs.

568
00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:10,453
I think you've got
the situation pegged, Jake.

569
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:13,206
Want me to warm some coffee?

570
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,709
I never turn down a cup of coffee in my life.

571
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:20,171
JAKE: How long have you been out west?

572
00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:21,423
About four years.

573
00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:23,049
JAKE: From where?

574
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:24,175
East.

575
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:25,552
I was raised up in Indiana.

576
00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:29,389
Well, that could be either good or bad.

577
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:34,728
Uh, them four years you've been
out west, what you been doing?

578
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:38,023
Mostly, I've been on my way to Australia.

579
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,483
For four years?

580
00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:43,236
Well, it takes some people
little longer than others.

581
00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:45,363
What's in Australia?

582
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,907
Well, lots of things. You'd be surprised.

583
00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:50,410
Any other questions, Jake?

584
00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:53,246
Oh, I... There's no...

585
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,081
No, no, no, that's all right.

586
00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:59,836
If there's anything I want, it's a deputy
who's at ease in his mind about everything.

587
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,504
Well, you ain't got one.

588
00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,549
I don't know where you're
gonna get one in this town either.

589
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,347
Why Australia?

590
00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:13,099
Well, you'd know
if you'd ever read a book about it.

591
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,851
I ain't never even seen a book about it.

592
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:17,520
Well, they got one
up in the library in Chicago.

593
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,023
If you're ever up that way,
you ought to take a look at it.

594
00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:21,941
They got pictures and everything.

595
00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:24,569
You know, they got some little people
over there about like that.

596
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,988
And they got a stick
that when they throw it away,

597
00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,448
it comes right back at 'em.

598
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:32,619
They got some animals over there...
They got one that hops and will box you

599
00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:35,038
and carries things in its tummy.

600
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:51,137
When you, uh,
shot that friend of Joe's in the back,

601
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,181
you fired two shots.

602
00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:59,479
I figured they went in,
oh, about that far apart, huh?

603
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:01,606
Pretty sloppy shooting, Jake.

604
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,358
Well, I was in a hurry to save your life.

605
00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:05,860
I wasn't trying to group my shots.

606
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,904
If he'd been five feet further away,

607
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:09,864
you'd have missed him entirely. (GROANS)

608
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,367
I'd say that was pretty pitiful showing, Jake.

609
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:16,996
- You see that bottom nail on the right?
- JAKE: Yeah.

610
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,627
- That's weird.
- What's weird?

611
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,504
That anybody can shoot like that.

612
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,631
Oh, it's just a matter of practice.

613
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,299
Then how come nobody ever heard of you?

614
00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:31,344
I mean, a man that can shoot like you do
and draw as fast as you can,

615
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,012
how come you ain't got a reputation?

616
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,098
What would I want with a reputation?

617
00:40:35,182 --> 00:40:37,559
That's a good way to get yourself killed.

618
00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:40,728
Now you just go on practicing
while I put Joe back in jail.

619
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,573
(GUN FIRING)

620
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:58,830
Joe.

621
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,541
I took the bullets out.

622
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,127
You just won't play the game, will you?

623
00:41:04,211 --> 00:41:06,588
I keep laying down the rules.
You don't pay any attention.

624
00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:11,259
You just wait till my pa and two brothers
find out that you got me in here, boy.

625
00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:13,511
Oh, I'm looking forward
to meetin' your whole family.

626
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,764
Come on.

627
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:33,031
Ain't bad enough that I had to be dragged
out of that saloon in front of all my friends.

628
00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:37,202
Oh, I doubt if you have all that many friends
that you need to be upset, Joe.

629
00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:39,996
Then I have to sit there in that lousy cell.

630
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,583
Pa is gonna skin me alive for getting caught.

631
00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:45,960
He won't mind you murdering that man,

632
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,213
he just doesn't like for you
to get caught, huh?

633
00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:50,590
I didn't murder anybody,
that was self-defense.

634
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,091
It was him or me.

635
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,968
Well, we'll let the judge decide that.

636
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,429
We do have a judge around here, don't we?

637
00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:59,182
We never needed one till you come to town
and ruined everything.

638
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,351
Spoiled all your fun, huh, Joe?

639
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,852
You can say that again.

640
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,439
Oh, that's funny.

641
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,069
That's real funny.

642
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,906
(HUMMING)

643
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:47,689
I hope you ain't got no religious convictions
against drinking, Sheriff?

644
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:49,816
Not since I gave up my parish.

645
00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:51,317
I'm only kidding, Mayor.

646
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,111
(CHUCKLING) Oh.

647
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:56,322
Uh, Mayor, what about my deputy?

648
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,492
No problem.
But I'm curious as to why you picked Jake.

649
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,869
Well, Jake backed me up
when it really counted.

650
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:04,330
I'd have to wait and find that out
about another man.

651
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,832
Then it might be too late.

652
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,166
How about a judge?

653
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:11,129
Well, the need for one
ain't exactly been felt up to now.

654
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:12,422
That's what Joe said.

655
00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:14,841
But if I can't appoint one, who can?

656
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,810
(HUMMING)

657
00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:31,649
(SIGHS)

658
00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:53,004
That must have been some show
you put on at the saloon this afternoon.

659
00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,839
Kind of sobered up the town.

660
00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:55,882
Well, that's good.

661
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,676
Maybe, maybe not.

662
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,012
It has been a lot of fun
around here up to now.

663
00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:04,474
I mean, everything all kinda
wide open and relaxed.

664
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:06,684
Nobody lookin' down their noses

665
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,895
at anybody who happen
to shot somebody else.

666
00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:11,564
Nobody poking their noses
into nobody else's business

667
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:15,068
without them getting their big noses
blasted off in the process.

668
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:19,530
Ah, I guess now that we got law and order,
churches will start moving in.

669
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,574
Yeah, that's usually
the next thing that happens.

670
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:25,578
And then the women will start
forming committees, and having bazaars.

671
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:29,207
Then they'll chase Madame Orr's girls
outta town, or make 'em get married,

672
00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:31,042
or something even worse.

673
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:34,379
But what the hell.
Like you said, the law's the law

674
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,506
and we all gotta face up to it sometime.

675
00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:37,924
Oh, when did I say that?

676
00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:38,966
Well, you know what I mean.

677
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:42,553
Well, I was just a little short of money
when you offered me this job.

678
00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:44,263
But you didn't have to take it.

679
00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:46,516
I mean, there's dozens of other jobs around.

680
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,185
Well, don't worry about it.
I'm not gonna keep it too long.

681
00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:52,689
Remember, I'm just passing
through on my way to Australia.

682
00:44:52,898 --> 00:44:54,315
I'll drink to that.

683
00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:59,404
(HUMMING)

684
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,875
(VOCALIZING)

685
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,351
(PRUDY SCREAMING)

686
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,728
What are you doing?

687
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,647
You was on fire, Prudy!
Prudy, you was on fire!

688
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,149
Fire?

689
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,026
(PRUDY GROANING)

690
00:45:39,945 --> 00:45:43,823
I'm sick and tired of these stupid things
that have been happenin' to me!

691
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:46,826
And somebody'd better
do something about it soon!

692
00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:51,330
Well, that's quite a daughter
you got yourself there, Mr. Mayor.

693
00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:52,665
I think she's crazy.

694
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,333
Well, why would you think like that?

695
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,418
I know what I'd think.

696
00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:57,128
She's had some terrible shocks this year.

697
00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,755
She got wealthy almost overnight.

698
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,840
I think maybe it unhinged her a little bit.

699
00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:02,925
Then she was always kind of big for her age.

700
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,094
And puberty hit her hard.
That'll do it, you know.

701
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:06,846
- I didn't know that.
- Well, it will!

702
00:46:07,389 --> 00:46:10,308
As a disinterested stranger,
how does she hit you?

703
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,851
Well, she, uh...

704
00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,436
I mean, you are disinterested, ain't you?

705
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,521
Oh, I think you could safely say that, yes.

706
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,900
She's a rich little old gal
in her own name, Sheriff.

707
00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:21,903
Sole owner of the Millard Frymore
Memorial Mining Company.

708
00:46:21,987 --> 00:46:24,197
You mean whoever marries her
gets the mine?

709
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:25,406
Shaft and all.

710
00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,784
Yeah, well, that won't hurt her
in certain circles, will it?

711
00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:32,163
Well, I'd better fry us up something to eat.

712
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:34,874
Uh, no, thank you, Mayor.
I better go down relieve Jake.

713
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,084
This is his first night on duty, you know.

714
00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:39,128
You're expecting trouble?

715
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,380
- What do you think?
- The Danbys.

716
00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:44,050
Some people think you could've
waited a couple of days

717
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:47,011
before you stuck your nose
in the biggest hornet's nest we got.

718
00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:48,805
Well, when you set out to clean up a mess,

719
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:51,808
you don't just sit around
and watch that mess get bigger and bigger.

720
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,352
I guess you know what you're doing, Sheriff.

721
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:57,730
I don't know what I could've said
to give you that idea, Mayor.

722
00:46:58,607 --> 00:46:59,857
Puberty.

723
00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:02,819
(DOOR CLOSES)

724
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,951
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

725
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:32,932
(CROWD CLAMORING)

726
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:40,690
You ain't gonna stick to your plan of
handling this all by yourself, are you, Pa?

727
00:47:40,774 --> 00:47:44,735
Since when did it take more than one Danby
to take care of a little thing like this?

728
00:47:44,778 --> 00:47:46,779
You know what a tiger you are, Pa.

729
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,865
You're just liable to go chargin' in there...

730
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:50,283
And then what?

731
00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:52,201
Nothing. I didn't mean nothing.

732
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,954
You ain't got brains enough
to mean nothing.

733
00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:57,957
Now you two go on in here
and order yourselves a drink.

734
00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:00,501
I'll be back with Joe before you can finish it.

735
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,317
I believe you got one of my children
in the jail here.

736
00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,780
How dare you walk into my office
and pull a gun on me?

737
00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:31,657
Get your finger out of the end of my gun!

738
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,826
How dare you pull a gun on me!

739
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,953
I said take your finger out
of the end of my gun!

740
00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:38,998
Well, until I do,
you better take your finger off that trigger

741
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,833
and let the hammer down real slow.

742
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:49,467
(BULLETS CLATTERING)

743
00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:58,267
If that gun went off,
it would have blowed right up in my face.

744
00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,687
It wouldn't have done my finger
a hell of a lot of good, either, would it?

745
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,606
What can I do for you, Mr. Danby?

746
00:49:03,690 --> 00:49:04,815
My son Joe.

747
00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:08,694
Well, it seems Joe murdered
a man this afternoon.

748
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,280
The way I hear it,
he killed a man in a fair gunfight.

749
00:49:11,531 --> 00:49:14,200
- I was standin' right there.
- You were standin' right where?

750
00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:16,160
In the saloon when Joe killed him.

751
00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:20,373
Well, now, that was
real smart of him, wasn't it?

752
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:22,166
Well, I've been around Joe all afternoon,

753
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:25,002
and I haven't seen him
do one smart thing yet.

754
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:28,339
- Is there anything else?
- Can I see him?

755
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,591
Why didn't you take that approach
when you first came in?

756
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,717
He's right in there.

757
00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:33,427
I'm obliged to you.

758
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,894
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

759
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:46,232
Hi, Pa.

760
00:49:46,441 --> 00:49:48,067
What is this?

761
00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:51,904
No bars in the window, no bars in the cell.

762
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:53,364
No bars nowhere.

763
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,742
What's keeping you in here?

764
00:49:56,868 --> 00:49:58,411
That guy out there.

765
00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:02,123
He won't let me move two inches
without jumping down my throat.

766
00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:05,167
Besides, he lies to me
about whether or not my gun's loaded.

767
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:06,293
He does what?

768
00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:08,838
Look, are you gonna get me
outta here or not?

769
00:50:08,922 --> 00:50:11,924
Never mind that. Who was it you killed?

770
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:15,678
I don't know his name.
He was some bum in the saloon.

771
00:50:15,762 --> 00:50:17,638
Besides, he drew first.

772
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:21,350
What, are you gonna believe me
or are you gonna believe that liar out there?

773
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:23,144
Why don't you shut up?

774
00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:25,396
Pa, it wasn't anybody that we know.

775
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,608
Pa, you always told me there wasn't
a jail been built that could hold a Danby.

776
00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:31,861
Well, now they built one.

777
00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:33,279
Oh.

778
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:36,323
Yeah, you'll have to stay here
for a couple of days.

779
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:37,992
But we run this town.

780
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,578
I gotta throw in with that sheriff

781
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,956
that you don't exactly dazzle nobody
with your intelligence.

782
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:46,834
Now you just sit tight here

783
00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:49,336
till I've had a chance to think this thing out.

784
00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:54,133
Couldn't you have at least
done it when the Sheriff weren't looking?

785
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,385
He wasn't the sheriff
when he done seen me do it.

786
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:58,804
Hey, I didn't think of that before.

787
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,891
That could be a loophole
to help you get me out of here.

788
00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:04,977
Now don't you try to do nothing
about this situation you say of.

789
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:07,772
You just leave that to me and the boys.

790
00:51:14,446 --> 00:51:16,697
That's a lousy jail you got in here.

791
00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:18,240
Well, we're just getting started.

792
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:19,325
(DOOR OPENS)

793
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:22,828
What's he supposed to be?

794
00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,205
Oh, that's my deputy.

795
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:28,793
Why, last week he was shoveling horse...

796
00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:30,753
He was working in the stable.

797
00:51:30,837 --> 00:51:32,338
Well, he's been promoted.

798
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:36,092
Oh, I'm gonna find out
what's happened to this town.

799
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:47,853
What did Danby want?

800
00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:52,316
Oh, well, he...
He just came in and we talked a while.

801
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,485
Then he went in to see Joe.

802
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,696
Then he came back out,
we talked a little more,

803
00:51:57,739 --> 00:51:59,198
and then he left.

804
00:51:59,741 --> 00:52:01,117
(JAKE SIGHS)

805
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:05,579
You know, he strikes me
as being a lonely man.

806
00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:08,332
Lonely? Danby?

807
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,544
Why, he's a mean, no-good,
low-down bushwhacker.

808
00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:14,713
Well, now there, you see?
No wonder he's lonely.

809
00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:20,344
He stuck his finger in the end of your what?

810
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,930
Would you shut up. Everybody'll be lookin'.

811
00:52:23,014 --> 00:52:25,141
Well, I don't really understand
what happened, Pa.

812
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,892
You said you had your gun on him.

813
00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:29,562
I ain't gonna sit here
and explain it all over again now.

814
00:52:29,604 --> 00:52:31,772
I don't have to explain nothing to you two.

815
00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,983
Instead of sittin' here
askin' a whole lotta questions,

816
00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:36,652
why don't you come up
with some helpful suggestions?

817
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:39,655
Why don't the three of us
go over there together?

818
00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:42,408
I don't care if he is the fastest gun
that'd ever hit anywhere.

819
00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:44,368
Who says he's the fastest gun
that'd ever hit anywhere?

820
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:45,411
Everybody.

821
00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,329
That's all they're talking about
all over town.

822
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:49,540
Besides, what could he do
against three of us?

823
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,958
He could kill two of us.

824
00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:54,753
You ain't talking like yourself, Pa.

825
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,589
Yeah. It was always you chargin' in

826
00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:57,840
and us trying to hold you back.

827
00:52:57,924 --> 00:53:00,009
We ain't just gonna leave Joe
in here to get hung, are we?

828
00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:01,760
Well, of course we ain't.

829
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:04,180
Who says we gotta take care
of this sheriff ourselves?

830
00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,098
Who says anybody's gotta take care of it?

831
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,642
Why don't we run him outta town
like we did the last sheriff?

832
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:10,644
Because this one won't go.

833
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:15,107
He didn't throw a scare into you, did he, Pa?

834
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:17,443
I... I didn't mean that the way it sounded.

835
00:53:17,485 --> 00:53:19,570
I didn't mean... Did he throw a scare at you?

836
00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:22,031
I just meant,
well, what did he do to you, Pa?

837
00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:24,867
He maybe made me a little more thoughtful.

838
00:53:24,951 --> 00:53:27,286
He maybe made me realize
that now we've got a little money

839
00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:29,121
for the first time in our lives,

840
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:31,290
and the chance to get a lot more,

841
00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:34,418
this would be a dumb time to find out
who's the fastest with a gun,

842
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:38,297
us or some show-off that might be lucky,
even if he wasn't good.

843
00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:40,090
If we don't take care of him, who does?

844
00:53:40,133 --> 00:53:43,427
There's always some tramp
that's good with a gun that can be hired.

845
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:46,388
Yeah, but you always said that
the Danbys fight their own battles.

846
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:50,142
Maybe I was talkin'
about another branch of the family.

847
00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:53,187
Now I'm gonna take a little trip tomorrow.

848
00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,814
And I want you two
to behave yourselves while I'm gone.

849
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:58,651
I don't want nobody to make
no martyr out of this here sheriff.

850
00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:00,152
(CHAIR CREAKING)

851
00:54:00,445 --> 00:54:01,487
What's a martyr?

852
00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:02,821
Oh, I'm sorry.

853
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:05,324
They didn't use words like that
in the third grade, did they?

854
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,160
How would I know? I didn't get that far.

855
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,411
(GROANS)

856
00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:16,877
Well, you remember when I was stuck
all them years in the second grade.

857
00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,504
Oh, shut up!

858
00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:32,685
PRUDY: Sheriff?

859
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,020
Can I talk to you a minute?

860
00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:36,855
Sure, Miss Prudy.

861
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,527
Could... Could we sit down?

862
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,238
Sure.

863
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:50,744
Well...

864
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,539
How can I be of service to you, Miss Prudy?

865
00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:54,873
What?

866
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,500
How can I be of service to you?

867
00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:57,876
What do you mean, service?

868
00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:00,296
I don't think I mean anything by it.

869
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,714
What do you think I mean?

870
00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:04,049
Look, Sheriff, I'm just a dumb little old girl

871
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,510
from a hick little old town in
a jerkwater part of the country.

872
00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:07,553
(CLEARS THROAT)

873
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:08,721
- What?
- Nothing.

874
00:55:08,763 --> 00:55:10,014
You just said you're a dumb little old girl

875
00:55:10,056 --> 00:55:11,390
from a little old hick town in a jerkwater...

876
00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:13,559
I know what I said.

877
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:18,772
Well, all I wanted was to explain

878
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:21,900
some of those stupid, silly things
that you saw me doing today.

879
00:55:22,068 --> 00:55:24,236
What stupid, silly things, Miss Prudy?

880
00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:26,071
What stupid...

881
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,574
Well, how about
when I burned my dress off?

882
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,909
Well, that could happen to anyone.

883
00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:33,120
Well, how about in the mud

884
00:55:33,204 --> 00:55:36,749
when I was trying to defend myself
from that common pervert?

885
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:40,836
Well, that's just one of those things
that any overstimulated girl

886
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,546
might get herself caught into.

887
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:45,507
Well, how about in the tree,
half-naked, dripping wet?

888
00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:48,302
That one could take a little explanation.

889
00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,764
Well, I guess it was just one of those days

890
00:55:51,806 --> 00:55:53,307
when everything seems to go wrong.

891
00:55:53,391 --> 00:55:55,434
Actually, every one of those
ridiculous things

892
00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:56,518
that you saw happen

893
00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:59,188
has a perfectly simple explanation.

894
00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:01,982
Not that it matters, really, I just thought

895
00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,276
it was dumb to go around having such an...

896
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,532
Attractive man thinking
I was a hopeless loony.

897
00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:14,495
Well, loony maybe, but hopeless...

898
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:20,292
You... You think I'm attractive?

899
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,336
(CHUCKLING) Well...

900
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:25,506
I don't think that a girl
would just curl up and die

901
00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:29,259
'cause you smiled at her,
but yes, I think you're attractive.

902
00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:31,512
Well, Miss Prudy.

903
00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:34,306
I can see that you're a young lady

904
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:37,518
who believes in
laying her cards on the table.

905
00:56:37,602 --> 00:56:38,644
In what?

906
00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:40,229
Laying her cards on the table.

907
00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:42,898
When a girl does that,
well, I think that a man, uh...

908
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,860
Well, he should lay his cards
on the table, too.

909
00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:52,241
Anybody can see that you're
a very pretty and very attractive girl.

910
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:55,869
Any man in his right mind
would be only too glad

911
00:56:56,830 --> 00:57:00,999
to take you out on a picnic
or out for a walk in the evening.

912
00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:05,003
Well, I'd feel privileged to do just that.

913
00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:09,508
However, if you're thinking
of anything more seriously,

914
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:12,845
I'm afraid I'll have to warn you
I'm on my way to Australia,

915
00:57:12,887 --> 00:57:14,930
and I'm just passing through here.

916
00:57:15,014 --> 00:57:16,932
Why, you conceited...

917
00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:20,060
Conceited? I'm only trying to tell you
that I'm on my way to Australia.

918
00:57:20,145 --> 00:57:22,187
Who cares where you're on your way to?

919
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,773
Any girl who is thinking about

920
00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:28,402
entering into any permanent relationship
would be glad to know that a man...

921
00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:31,989
I'm not thinking of entering
into one of those!

922
00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:34,158
What's the matter with you?

923
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,576
Do you think something
is the matter with me?

924
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:39,371
Do I think... There isn't enough time
to tell you how much.

925
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,041
Good night!

926
00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:46,879
(DOOR BANGS SHUT)

927
00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:48,338
(CRASHING)

928
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:50,215
You all right, Miss Prudy?

929
00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:53,051
PRUDY: You shut up
and mind your own business!

930
00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:55,053
(CRASHING)

931
00:57:56,222 --> 00:57:58,348
PRUDY: Damn, damn, damn!

932
00:57:58,433 --> 00:57:59,516
OLLY: Prudy?

933
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:01,059
PRUDY: You shut up, too!

934
00:58:01,102 --> 00:58:02,644
(CRASHING)

935
00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:21,580
Well, do you see anything?

936
00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:24,249
No. What are we looking for?

937
00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:29,421
"What are we looking for?" We're looking
for nuggets, veins, the mother lode.

938
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,256
What's the mother lode?

939
00:58:31,799 --> 00:58:33,759
I'm beginning to get the horrible feeling

940
00:58:33,843 --> 00:58:36,553
you know even less
about gold-mining than I do, Jake.

941
00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:38,805
Of course I don't know
anything about gold-mining.

942
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,682
Well, what do you think
I brought you along for?

943
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:43,268
I thought everyone around here
knew about mining.

944
00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:44,811
Well, I don't.

945
00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:47,981
I might be able to give you
a few tips about shoveling horse,

946
00:58:48,066 --> 00:58:49,733
working around the stable,

947
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:52,444
but I don't know nothing
about hunting gold.

948
00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,696
Do you mind I put this stuff down?

949
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,240
No. No, you better not.

950
00:58:56,282 --> 00:58:58,283
If there's anything
I do know about prospecting,

951
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,285
it's you've got to keep on the move.

952
00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:01,828
It's heavy.

953
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,957
Well, here, let me redistribute
the weight for you.

954
00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:08,252
I feel like a jackass.

955
00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,006
Yeah, that ought to do it.

956
00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,883
- Come on, Jack.
- Jake.

957
00:59:49,002 --> 00:59:51,503
You're a pretty good fisherman, Jake.

958
00:59:54,632 --> 00:59:56,967
(EXHALES) This is more like it, huh?

959
00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,051
More like what?

960
00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:01,847
Oh, this is more like the kinda place
I want to go gold-minin' in.

961
01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:04,933
Well, what make you think
there's any gold around here?

962
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,852
What makes you think there isn't?

963
01:00:07,812 --> 01:00:09,062
I suppose it don't bother you none

964
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:11,898
that Joe Danby is gonna be miles away
by the time we get back?

965
01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:15,611
Not unless he's learned to travel fast
handcuffed to a potbellied stove.

966
01:00:16,362 --> 01:00:17,696
Well...

967
01:00:18,364 --> 01:00:19,364
What do we do now?

968
01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:23,076
I think we oughta have lunch,
take a little rest, and then you start diggin'.

969
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:30,208
Hey, Jake, how do you think
we oughta split whatever we find?

970
01:00:30,251 --> 01:00:31,335
Sixty, forty?

971
01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:36,173
Sixty for who and 40 for who?

972
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:37,883
There, you see?

973
01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,468
See what gold does to men?

974
01:00:39,552 --> 01:00:42,387
We haven't even found anything
and already we're arguing about it.

975
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:46,058
Sixty for who and 40 for who?

976
01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:49,144
I just wish you could see
the greed in your face.

977
01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:52,648
What you mean is 60 for you
and 40 for me.

978
01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:54,983
Well, thank you, Jake.
That's very generous of you.

979
01:00:57,695 --> 01:00:58,904
(EXHALES)

980
01:01:00,865 --> 01:01:01,948
Hey, Jake.

981
01:01:03,117 --> 01:01:06,828
What did you do
before you became my deputy?

982
01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:09,164
(SIGHING)

983
01:01:09,248 --> 01:01:11,249
Well, I did odd jobs.

984
01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:13,377
Well, like what?

985
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,421
Well, for one thing,
I was a whore-holder at Madame Horse's...

986
01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:18,632
Oh. A horse holder at Madame Orr's house.

987
01:01:18,716 --> 01:01:20,509
- You are a what?
- Horse holder.

988
01:01:21,594 --> 01:01:24,471
See, on Saturday night,
that hitch rack out front would get full.

989
01:01:24,555 --> 01:01:26,932
I'd hold the extra horses,
sometimes all night.

990
01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,893
It seems to me like you spent
a lot of time with horses.

991
01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:32,104
Mmm. One end or the other.

992
01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:35,607
Course I come by it natural.
My daddy stole horses for a living.

993
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:36,692
They hung him.

994
01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,444
Well, now that's a terrible thing for a sheriff

995
01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:41,446
to suddenly find out about his deputy.

996
01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:44,324
If you hadn't been in such a hurry
to shove this job down my throat,

997
01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:46,702
you might have found out a lot of things.

998
01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:49,037
(JASON SIGHS)

999
01:01:49,747 --> 01:01:51,915
- Want my badge back?
- Don't be silly.

1000
01:01:54,335 --> 01:01:56,128
Jake, you better clean up those fish.

1001
01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:57,337
I'll take a little nap.

1002
01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:01,550
Sure it won't disturb you none?

1003
01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:02,676
No, no, no.

1004
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,137
Just don't rattle the pots and pans.

1005
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:08,098
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

1006
01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:13,145
(GUNS FIRING)

1007
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,731
(MEN WHOOPING)

1008
01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:24,948
(HORSES WHINNYING)

1009
01:02:29,787 --> 01:02:34,082
I'll be wantin' you boys to ride into town
a little more quietly from now on.

1010
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:36,084
You drove your point home real good.

1011
01:02:36,377 --> 01:02:37,836
Good. Good.

1012
01:02:57,148 --> 01:02:59,775
Well, that kind of brightens up
the whole place.

1013
01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:03,361
At least I don't feel so naked and stupid
sitting in here day after day.

1014
01:03:03,821 --> 01:03:05,864
Joe, if Jake should come in,

1015
01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:08,533
would you tell him I had to go down
to the hardware store to see the mayor.

1016
01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:09,951
Have you seen my daddy?

1017
01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:14,206
No. Not since the night he came in here
and we had that little chat.

1018
01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:18,168
Don't you worry, Joe. I'm sure he and
your brothers are planning a little jailbreak.

1019
01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:19,377
You really think so?

1020
01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:21,129
Now what else would they be doing?

1021
01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:30,847
(DOG BARKING)

1022
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,949
Where will I find the Sheriff?

1023
01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:52,077
I imagine he's in the jail across the...

1024
01:03:52,328 --> 01:03:53,912
No, wait a minute.

1025
01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:57,123
There he is now just comin' out
of the hardware store there.

1026
01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,291
Much obliged.

1027
01:03:58,376 --> 01:03:59,376
Pleasure.

1028
01:04:05,424 --> 01:04:06,591
Sheriff.

1029
01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:09,803
(GUN FIRES)

1030
01:04:20,606 --> 01:04:22,482
JASON: Anybody know who he was?

1031
01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,025
Oh, I think he just rode in to town.

1032
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:28,113
He asked me where you was. I seen you
coming out of the hardware store there...

1033
01:04:33,786 --> 01:04:35,620
Thanks for pointing me out to him.

1034
01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:23,168
Hold it just a minute.

1035
01:05:23,836 --> 01:05:26,463
You don't want to go
in there right now, honey.

1036
01:05:28,215 --> 01:05:31,092
Wait here just a minute,
I'll come back and I'll join you.

1037
01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:38,016
(GUN FIRING)

1038
01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:43,480
Honey, I think I just been...

1039
01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:52,989
Did you ever see him before?

1040
01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:54,074
Uh-uh.

1041
01:05:58,079 --> 01:05:59,496
Uh, Jake.

1042
01:05:59,997 --> 01:06:01,790
After lunch, uh...

1043
01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:09,547
(DOG BARKING)

1044
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,345
ALL: Good afternoon, Sheriff.

1045
01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:17,222
We ain't makin' any dust at all today.

1046
01:06:25,189 --> 01:06:26,898
Another one of 'em just rode into town.

1047
01:06:27,191 --> 01:06:30,193
- You sure?
- You can't miss a professional gunfighter.

1048
01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:33,113
He got a look about him
ain't like anyone else,

1049
01:06:33,197 --> 01:06:35,448
and he's been asking around
trying to find you.

1050
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:38,076
I'm sure getting sick of all this stuff.

1051
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,954
Yeah, that kinda stuff
would make me sick too.

1052
01:06:42,581 --> 01:06:44,124
Come on.

1053
01:06:50,464 --> 01:06:54,551
Well, why do these jaspers
always have to hit town at mealtime?

1054
01:06:54,593 --> 01:06:56,052
Are you going to kill another man?

1055
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:59,139
Well, I'm sure we all hope
it turns out that way.

1056
01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:08,773
This sure is a childish way
for a grown man to make a living.

1057
01:07:35,801 --> 01:07:37,052
Go for your gun, Sheriff.

1058
01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:39,179
You go to hell.

1059
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,019
(DOGS BARKING)

1060
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,358
And stay out!

1061
01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:56,780
If either of you opens his fat, stupid mouth,

1062
01:07:57,281 --> 01:08:00,492
I'll chase you right out of town
after that other yellow dog.

1063
01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:13,922
Leave the bottle.

1064
01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:18,301
All right, now he's done it.

1065
01:08:18,969 --> 01:08:20,261
- Who?
- That sheriff.

1066
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:21,679
What's he done?

1067
01:08:21,722 --> 01:08:24,682
He's pushed me too far this time.
That's what he's done.

1068
01:08:24,725 --> 01:08:27,393
I've been bending over backwards
up to now.

1069
01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:29,020
But that's all finished.

1070
01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:31,815
You know I've been
bending over backwards.

1071
01:08:31,857 --> 01:08:33,566
Well, you sure ain't let him
push you into no corner

1072
01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:35,485
where you could be provoked
till you're losing your temper.

1073
01:08:35,569 --> 01:08:38,696
Right. But from now on,
I'm tired of being a nice fella.

1074
01:08:39,031 --> 01:08:40,240
Pa,

1075
01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:41,866
you been touching up your hair again?

1076
01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:43,368
What do you mean, again?

1077
01:08:43,702 --> 01:08:46,538
Nothing. It just looks better
in spots, that's all.

1078
01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:48,915
- What do you mean, spots?
- Nothing.

1079
01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,209
What are we gonna do, Pa?

1080
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:54,462
- Get Joe out of jail.
- How?

1081
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:55,713
Leave that to me.

1082
01:08:55,756 --> 01:08:57,090
I got it all figured out.

1083
01:08:57,758 --> 01:08:59,384
We'll do it tonight.

1084
01:09:03,347 --> 01:09:06,391
Now you get ready.
'Cause this is gonna happen awful fast.

1085
01:09:06,433 --> 01:09:07,725
- Pa.
- Huh?

1086
01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:11,813
Nothing. It's all right.

1087
01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:26,578
Now when I yell go, we all go together.

1088
01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:28,830
And use your spurs.

1089
01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:30,290
All ready? (YELLING)

1090
01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:33,710
(HORSES NEIGHING)

1091
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:36,796
- Now he's really done it!
- Who?

1092
01:09:36,922 --> 01:09:38,256
That sheriff!

1093
01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:44,053
I could've told you all
that it wasn't gonna work.

1094
01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:45,221
PA: Why not?

1095
01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:48,224
Because they set these bars in too solid.

1096
01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:49,767
What do you know about anything?

1097
01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,603
I'm the one that helped to set them in.

1098
01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:52,687
You...

1099
01:09:54,565 --> 01:09:57,358
Luke, I want you two
to round up the horses.

1100
01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:59,611
And I want you to ride over
to your Uncle Milt's.

1101
01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:02,071
You tell him to bring Steve
and George and Young Milt.

1102
01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:04,824
And Tom, you ride out to Uncle Ira's.

1103
01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:07,285
And you tell him to bring Billy and Jack

1104
01:10:07,411 --> 01:10:09,537
and anyone else he can think to bring.

1105
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,998
I ain't foolin' around no longer.

1106
01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:13,541
That's a two-day ride to Uncle Ira's.

1107
01:10:13,792 --> 01:10:15,293
I know how far it is!

1108
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,462
You stop at the ranch
and pick up some grub.

1109
01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:20,006
And tell Milt and Ira
we'll all meet at the ranch Friday.

1110
01:10:20,090 --> 01:10:22,634
If any of them feel that
they just don't wanna come,

1111
01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:26,262
you just remind them of the mortgages
I've been helping them to pay.

1112
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,889
Well, all right, get going!

1113
01:10:33,812 --> 01:10:36,147
What do you mean,
you helped 'em put in those bars?

1114
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:37,899
Well, I didn't have nothing else to do.

1115
01:10:37,983 --> 01:10:40,860
And they was gonna put the bars in
whether I helped them out or not.

1116
01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:43,279
Yeah, well, they'll hang you
whether you're helping out or not.

1117
01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:45,615
Pa, I don't think
that they are really gonna hang me.

1118
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:48,368
(CHUCKLES) I mean, you know,
they laugh and they joke about it a lot,

1119
01:10:48,452 --> 01:10:49,786
but I don't think they're really gonna do it.

1120
01:10:49,828 --> 01:10:51,579
Eh, you'll see whether they hang you or...

1121
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:52,705
JAKE: Don't move.

1122
01:10:55,751 --> 01:10:57,043
What's going on back here?

1123
01:10:57,127 --> 01:10:58,878
Well, that's all I need,

1124
01:10:59,129 --> 01:11:01,422
some stable bum ordering me around.

1125
01:11:02,716 --> 01:11:05,009
Now this is my saddle
and I'm taking it with me.

1126
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,637
I know it ain't mine, so go ahead.

1127
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,390
In just a few days now, I'll take care of you.

1128
01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:18,690
What was he tryin' to do,
bust you outta here?

1129
01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:19,857
Yeah.

1130
01:11:21,026 --> 01:11:24,988
But you know Pa.
Got a heart as big as the whole outdoors,

1131
01:11:25,990 --> 01:11:28,616
but he don't have one brain
in his poor old head.

1132
01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:55,643
May I compliment you on getting
such a romantic idea, Miss Prudy?

1133
01:11:56,645 --> 01:11:58,688
There's nothing romantic about it, Sheriff.

1134
01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:03,484
Nothing romantic about a man and a girl
out for a ride on a warm afternoon?

1135
01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:05,361
You think what you want to, Sheriff.

1136
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,406
But you'd do that anyway, wouldn't you?

1137
01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:12,952
It's surprising how well you've gotten to
know me in such a short time, Miss Prudy.

1138
01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:26,716
Would you like to get out
and talk a minute, Sheriff?

1139
01:12:27,468 --> 01:12:28,634
All right.

1140
01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:49,947
Light yourself up a cigar
if you want to, Sheriff.

1141
01:12:50,115 --> 01:12:52,158
Well, thank you, Miss Prudy.

1142
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:53,743
I believe I will.

1143
01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,374
Was there, uh, anything in particular

1144
01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,376
that you want to talk
to me about, Miss Prudy?

1145
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,461
Well, in case you didn't know,

1146
01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:04,796
Milt Danby is rounding up

1147
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,799
his two brothers and all of their sons
and all of their hired hands.

1148
01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:09,258
And they're going to ride into town,

1149
01:13:09,301 --> 01:13:10,927
and they're gonna take care of you and Jake

1150
01:13:10,969 --> 01:13:12,595
and they're gonna get Joe out of jail.

1151
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:14,138
Yeah, I heard about that.

1152
01:13:18,268 --> 01:13:20,436
Well, we've all been trying to remember.

1153
01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:24,148
And we think there are
three grown boys in Ira Danby's family

1154
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,818
and two in Milt Danby's family.

1155
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:30,279
So, with the three Danbys here
and Joe in jail,

1156
01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:32,156
we figure that makes about 11.

1157
01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:35,368
Oh, plus all of the hired hands
that they may want to bring along.

1158
01:13:35,452 --> 01:13:39,622
Well, that's about the figure
I arrived at, too, 10 or 12 maybe.

1159
01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:41,207
Or 14 or 15 maybe.

1160
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,210
It's quite a few.

1161
01:13:44,336 --> 01:13:46,671
It's almost a mob, you might say.

1162
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,508
Have you figured what you're gonna do?

1163
01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:51,759
More or less.

1164
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:52,844
What?

1165
01:13:53,929 --> 01:13:56,013
I thought I might just leave town.

1166
01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:59,600
Just get out of town before they ride in.

1167
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,727
Just ride out and keep on going.

1168
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:04,897
I don't believe it.

1169
01:14:05,357 --> 01:14:06,649
I don't know why not.

1170
01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:09,527
I've never made any secret of the fact

1171
01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:11,654
that basically I'm on my way to Australia.

1172
01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:13,531
I don't think I'm gonna find

1173
01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:16,367
a better time to get started than right now.

1174
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:19,579
Besides, I don't like the odds.

1175
01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:26,752
I just don't believe it.

1176
01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:28,379
Well, you better believe it.

1177
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:32,258
It's not gonna be too many hours
before you look up and I'll be long gone.

1178
01:14:33,343 --> 01:14:36,888
I think that that is one of
the most mature things

1179
01:14:37,055 --> 01:14:38,723
I've ever heard of a man doing.

1180
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:41,642
What... You think it's what?

1181
01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:44,145
Mature.

1182
01:14:45,564 --> 01:14:48,065
Almost any other man
would have to stick around

1183
01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:51,819
to prove that they are a man
and get a whole town shot up to boot.

1184
01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:53,779
Mature?

1185
01:14:54,364 --> 01:14:56,991
Mature, as opposed to childish
and shot full of holes.

1186
01:14:57,534 --> 01:15:00,286
You don't think it sounded a little cowardly?

1187
01:15:00,412 --> 01:15:04,290
I mean, for a man to take a job and then
when the going gets a little rough,

1188
01:15:04,374 --> 01:15:06,167
he just sneaks out in the dead of night.

1189
01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:08,461
Well, of course you didn't say
whether you're gonna do it

1190
01:15:08,545 --> 01:15:09,545
in the day or the night.

1191
01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,088
But the point is

1192
01:15:11,673 --> 01:15:13,508
didn't it sound a little cowardly to you?

1193
01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:15,551
No, I told you, it sounds mature.

1194
01:15:17,763 --> 01:15:20,681
Well, it sounded a little cowardly to me
just now when I said it.

1195
01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:22,433
Well, it isn't. It's mature.

1196
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,936
The reason I know it's cowardly
is because I've never done

1197
01:15:24,978 --> 01:15:28,397
a cowardly thing in my life, no matter what
you or anybody else might think.

1198
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:29,565
I didn't say...

1199
01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:31,567
And it isn't mature. It is cowardly.

1200
01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:34,737
Now let's just call things
by the right name from now on, huh.

1201
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:36,614
What is the matter with you?

1202
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:40,660
I'm just surprised at a girl
who keeps throwing herself at a man

1203
01:15:40,744 --> 01:15:42,495
when she secretly thinks he's a coward.

1204
01:15:42,579 --> 01:15:43,621
Let's go back to town.

1205
01:15:44,081 --> 01:15:47,416
(STUTTERING) What do you mean,
throwing myself at you?

1206
01:15:47,459 --> 01:15:49,794
Did you really think
that I was gonna turn tail

1207
01:15:49,878 --> 01:15:51,337
and run at the first sight of trouble?

1208
01:15:51,421 --> 01:15:54,090
What... Why shouldn't I? That's what
you just said you were gonna do.

1209
01:15:54,132 --> 01:15:55,466
Well, I'm not going to,

1210
01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,426
so you just forget about it.

1211
01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:29,041
- (ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
- OLLY: All right. Order! Order!

1212
01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:31,127
Now you all heard the motion.

1213
01:16:31,169 --> 01:16:33,296
Those in favor, raise your hands.

1214
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:34,714
Count it, Henry.

1215
01:16:34,881 --> 01:16:37,800
One, two, three, four,

1216
01:16:38,176 --> 01:16:39,218
five.

1217
01:16:40,178 --> 01:16:41,429
Now,

1218
01:16:41,513 --> 01:16:44,724
those in favor of not
getting involved in the crisis

1219
01:16:44,808 --> 01:16:47,143
which is about to befall our fair community.

1220
01:16:47,185 --> 01:16:49,854
In other words, keeping the hell off
the streets and out of the way

1221
01:16:49,896 --> 01:16:51,439
till the shooting is over, raise your hands.

1222
01:16:52,357 --> 01:16:53,524
Count 'em, Henry.

1223
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:56,277
Five, 10, 15...

1224
01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:58,446
I think we passed the motion.

1225
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,531
Order! Order!

1226
01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:03,868
Be it so entered in the books
of the town council

1227
01:17:03,910 --> 01:17:06,370
that the majority has ruled.

1228
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:07,747
And as your mayor...

1229
01:17:07,831 --> 01:17:09,206
(GUN FIRING)

1230
01:17:09,249 --> 01:17:10,875
I object!

1231
01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:13,169
Get that gun away from her.

1232
01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:15,046
(GROANS)

1233
01:17:15,088 --> 01:17:16,547
You can't do this.

1234
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,049
You just shut up and sit down, Prudy.

1235
01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:19,925
This is a meeting of the town council

1236
01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:22,637
and certain select prominent citizens
of this community.

1237
01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:25,765
And you can't walk in off the street
and insult everyone.

1238
01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:27,475
I just wanna one question.

1239
01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:30,186
How many of you are gonna help
the sheriff against the Danbys?

1240
01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:32,730
Oh no, wait a minute.
It's not as simple as that, Prudy.

1241
01:17:32,814 --> 01:17:33,856
Why not?

1242
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:37,318
Because there are factors to be considered.
Economic factors.

1243
01:17:37,402 --> 01:17:39,654
It could affect the wellbeing
of everyone in this town.

1244
01:17:39,738 --> 01:17:41,989
Besides, I heard that the Sheriff
is gonna leave town.

1245
01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:45,284
I did too. At the time I heard it,
I remember saying to myself,

1246
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:48,579
"That sheriff has his head
set squarely on his shoulders."

1247
01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:50,748
Well, now he's not gonna leave town.

1248
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:54,585
And I'd like to get my hands on whoever
was it caused him to change his mind.

1249
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,087
Me too.

1250
01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:58,756
A man with that good an idea
oughta be encouraged to hold onto it.

1251
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,591
What is the matter with all of you?

1252
01:18:00,634 --> 01:18:02,051
Don't you remember how long we waited

1253
01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:04,303
to find a man who would
stand up to the Danbys?

1254
01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:06,222
Do you remember
what this town was like before him?

1255
01:18:06,264 --> 01:18:10,142
Murdering, lynching,
miners shooting up the town day and night.

1256
01:18:10,227 --> 01:18:12,395
And aside from the few things
that you just mentioned,

1257
01:18:12,437 --> 01:18:14,021
it wasn't a bad place at all.

1258
01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:17,274
Oh, sure, we had a little misunderstanding
with the Danbys at times.

1259
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,402
But they could all be worked out in time.

1260
01:18:19,444 --> 01:18:21,362
What about Joe Danby in jail for murder?

1261
01:18:21,446 --> 01:18:25,783
Well, that would've solved itself too if
the sheriff had left town like he promised to.

1262
01:18:27,202 --> 01:18:29,453
I said it before and I'll say it again.

1263
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,372
The men in this town
are nothing but a bunch

1264
01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:33,916
of low-down miserable, cowardly curs.

1265
01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,919
As your father, I may have to take
that kind of talk from you.

1266
01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:40,089
But as the mayor of this town,
I sure as hell don't.

1267
01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:42,133
Throw her out, boys!

1268
01:18:42,217 --> 01:18:44,510
And don't be too gentle with her.

1269
01:18:50,058 --> 01:18:52,101
Don't let her tie herself to that post!

1270
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:56,272
It's another trick of hers,

1271
01:18:56,314 --> 01:18:58,983
tying herself to things
whenever she doesn't wanna do something.

1272
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:06,198
Death to all tyrants!

1273
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,033
What did she say?

1274
01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:10,536
She said death to somebody or other,
but it doesn't mean anything.

1275
01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:13,330
She's always saying death
to somebody she's mad at.

1276
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,082
Order! Order!

1277
01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:32,558
Well, you might as well forget about
getting any help from anybody in this town,

1278
01:19:32,642 --> 01:19:34,602
or from anybody for 100 miles around.

1279
01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:36,979
Oh, that takes care of
just about everybody, doesn't it?

1280
01:19:37,564 --> 01:19:39,732
They can throw an unarmed girl
out of a public meeting

1281
01:19:39,816 --> 01:19:41,358
but they can't even defend their own town

1282
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,444
against a bunch of cutthroats
like the Danbys.

1283
01:19:44,696 --> 01:19:46,530
Well, what are we going to do now?

1284
01:19:46,990 --> 01:19:49,658
- "We"?
- Don't turn down any help you can get.

1285
01:19:50,243 --> 01:19:51,285
How is Joe?

1286
01:19:51,369 --> 01:19:52,870
Oh, he figures he's gonna be outta here

1287
01:19:52,913 --> 01:19:54,789
and we're gonna be dead
about this time tomorrow.

1288
01:19:55,207 --> 01:19:59,043
Did he seem to feel any sorrow
over the fact that we might all be killed?

1289
01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:02,838
No, it's more like he planned to dance
and spit all over our graves.

1290
01:20:03,548 --> 01:20:04,715
That sounds like Joe.

1291
01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:07,676
Sure was an awful good idea
you had about leavin' town.

1292
01:20:07,844 --> 01:20:09,386
Oh, you don't have to stay.

1293
01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:12,389
Oh, yes, I do.
I gotta stay if you do 'cause I took the job.

1294
01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:13,516
So did I.

1295
01:20:14,142 --> 01:20:15,434
I'll tell you what.

1296
01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:18,813
I'll even go to Australia with you
if we leave right now.

1297
01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:20,981
Oh, we'll go to Australia all right,

1298
01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:24,360
but first we got a few things to do,
and I think it's about time we got started.

1299
01:20:24,402 --> 01:20:26,737
Prudy, do you really wanna help?

1300
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:27,822
Sure.

1301
01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,824
Well, the first thing we gotta do
is get Joe outta here.

1302
01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:31,200
Then what are we gonna do?

1303
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:32,409
Oh, I got a couple of ideas.

1304
01:20:32,452 --> 01:20:34,662
If things work out right,
we might live through this thing.

1305
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,790
I sure liked his idea about leaving.

1306
01:21:01,898 --> 01:21:03,315
Now Prudy, you go in the courthouse.

1307
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,234
Do you know how to use this?

1308
01:21:06,945 --> 01:21:08,612
Here, you'll need these.

1309
01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:12,283
- Jake, are you there?
- Yeah.

1310
01:21:12,367 --> 01:21:13,659
JASON: You know
what you're supposed to do?

1311
01:21:13,743 --> 01:21:14,910
Oh, yeah! Yeah.

1312
01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:18,038
(MUTTERING) Keep out of the line of fire
whenever I can.

1313
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,377
- Mayor...
- Can't talk to you now, Sheriff.

1314
01:21:23,461 --> 01:21:25,713
We've got an emergency meeting
at the town council.

1315
01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:30,885
Now what's that all about?

1316
01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:33,178
You don't think I'm not gonna
shoot through the window, do you?

1317
01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:37,725
(HOOVES PATTERING)

1318
01:22:21,519 --> 01:22:25,064
Here, take care of these, my eating teeth.

1319
01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:27,399
I don't want to get them all shot up.

1320
01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,038
Get Joe.

1321
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:52,508
He ain't in there, Pa.

1322
01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:53,884
JASON: Hold it!

1323
01:22:54,344 --> 01:22:55,636
You're under arrest.

1324
01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:58,347
Throw down your guns
and I'll accept your surrender.

1325
01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:00,683
(GUNS FIRING)

1326
01:24:02,954 --> 01:24:04,830
Haven't you ever heard of
just wounding somebody?

1327
01:24:04,914 --> 01:24:07,583
I only know one way to shoot,
and that's to kill.

1328
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:11,628
Well, we don't want a massacre
on our hands, so just watch it.

1329
01:24:15,383 --> 01:24:16,759
Hold it! Hold it!

1330
01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:18,135
Settle down out there.

1331
01:24:19,679 --> 01:24:21,138
Just hold it.

1332
01:24:33,651 --> 01:24:34,651
Okay, go ahead!

1333
01:24:41,534 --> 01:24:44,661
- Hey, Jason, where'd you put Joe?
- Got him upstairs, there.

1334
01:24:48,291 --> 01:24:49,374
Go get him.

1335
01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:03,013
Pa, look.

1336
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:05,682
Your teeth, they saved my life.

1337
01:25:05,767 --> 01:25:07,684
Always worrying about your life!

1338
01:25:07,727 --> 01:25:09,812
How am I supposed
to jaw with from now on?

1339
01:25:10,772 --> 01:25:12,064
Pa, look!

1340
01:25:48,893 --> 01:25:52,604
JASON: I want all you people
to unstrap your gun belts

1341
01:25:52,689 --> 01:25:54,231
and throw your rifles down,

1342
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:57,317
or I'm gonna have to set this thing off.

1343
01:25:57,402 --> 01:25:58,485
(CHUCKLING)

1344
01:25:58,570 --> 01:26:01,655
You don't think you're gonna bluff me out
with that old cannon, do you?

1345
01:26:01,739 --> 01:26:03,240
Why, it ain't even loaded.

1346
01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:07,536
- Well, shall we see?
- Believe him, Pa!

1347
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:11,081
You stay out of this, you miserable coward!

1348
01:26:14,878 --> 01:26:16,461
Well, what's it going to be, Danby?

1349
01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:36,023
Jake, let Joe loose.

1350
01:26:37,483 --> 01:26:39,651
Put the rest of that bunch in jail.

1351
01:26:39,903 --> 01:26:41,236
By myself?

1352
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,031
I'll be right behind you.

1353
01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:56,460
You weren't gonna really
blow him up, were you?

1354
01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:58,921
Oh, of course not. That thing isn't loaded.

1355
01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:01,965
I just stuck that fake fuse in there.

1356
01:27:04,844 --> 01:27:06,220
See?

1357
01:27:20,568 --> 01:27:22,569
(LOUD EXPLOSION)

1358
01:27:34,540 --> 01:27:35,707
Wow!

1359
01:27:42,131 --> 01:27:43,173
My business!

1360
01:27:43,216 --> 01:27:45,008
I'll find out who's responsible
for this outrage

1361
01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:47,678
if it's the last thing I ever do, Madame Orr.

1362
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:49,596
(COUGHING)

1363
01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:51,348
(SNICKERING)

1364
01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:53,934
Disturbing the peace, that's what it is.

1365
01:27:55,853 --> 01:27:58,397
I don't care if you're cleaning up this town.

1366
01:27:58,481 --> 01:27:59,815
That was a terrible thing to do

1367
01:27:59,857 --> 01:28:01,525
to them poor unfortunate girls.

1368
01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:03,694
Well, I didn't know
that damn thing was loaded.

1369
01:28:03,736 --> 01:28:06,488
I've never done anything
to an unfortunate girl in my life.

1370
01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:07,698
Ah!

1371
01:28:07,740 --> 01:28:10,367
Some of those girls
are the closest friends I've got.

1372
01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:21,128
(ALL CHEERING)

1373
01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:44,943
Well, well, who have we here?
It's the Sheriff.

1374
01:28:45,028 --> 01:28:48,030
- It's the Sheriff, boys.
- We know who it is.

1375
01:28:48,072 --> 01:28:51,283
Everybody in the territory
knows who our sheriff is these days.

1376
01:28:51,367 --> 01:28:52,909
I guess Devery's right at that, Sheriff.

1377
01:28:52,952 --> 01:28:56,705
I imagine you're about the most popular and
respected citizen we've got around here.

1378
01:28:56,789 --> 01:28:58,415
Well, that's nice to hear.

1379
01:28:58,458 --> 01:29:00,083
In fact, we're thinking about sending

1380
01:29:00,168 --> 01:29:01,335
a delegation to Washington

1381
01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:03,712
to see about turning this territory
into a state.

1382
01:29:03,755 --> 01:29:06,089
We'd be proud
if you'd head up that delegation.

1383
01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:07,507
Oh, no, no, no.

1384
01:29:07,592 --> 01:29:09,384
You wanted somebody
who's gonna be here.

1385
01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:13,180
Oh, now, Jason, if you're upset with us
about that Danby business...

1386
01:29:13,264 --> 01:29:15,599
We were behind you all the way, Sheriff.

1387
01:29:15,641 --> 01:29:18,185
I can see where it might
not have looked that way, but...

1388
01:29:18,269 --> 01:29:20,687
No, that's not it. It's just that, well...

1389
01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:25,233
I've never made any secret of the fact
that basically I'm on my way to Australia.

1390
01:29:25,276 --> 01:29:26,276
(ALL GROANING)

1391
01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:27,736
Which reminds me,

1392
01:29:27,779 --> 01:29:31,239
I'm gonna have to think about
getting started again one of these days.

1393
01:29:31,282 --> 01:29:32,616
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)

1394
01:29:49,425 --> 01:29:51,343
Would you excuse me, gentlemen?

1395
01:29:51,469 --> 01:29:54,471
A small crisis needs to be handled.

1396
01:29:57,016 --> 01:29:58,433
Jump, Miss Prudy!

1397
01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:00,185
Jump!

1398
01:30:12,990 --> 01:30:15,992
Boys, I just want you to know that

1399
01:30:16,077 --> 01:30:18,328
from now on when you
pick on this young lady,

1400
01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:19,663
you'll be picking on my girl.

1401
01:30:19,747 --> 01:30:22,082
We didn't have any idea
the wind blew that way, Sheriff.

1402
01:30:22,458 --> 01:30:23,667
Well, now you know it.

1403
01:30:23,751 --> 01:30:25,877
You might, uh,
spread the word around town.

1404
01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:27,129
Yes, sir.

1405
01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,632
What do you mean, your girl?

1406
01:30:30,675 --> 01:30:34,428
Prudy, for once in your life, play it smart
and keep your big, fat mouth shut.

1407
01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:37,639
You keep out of this.
What do you mean, your girl?

1408
01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:41,101
Oh, come on, you've had that look
in your eye since the first day I hit town.

1409
01:30:41,185 --> 01:30:43,562
Uh, we're gonna have a little agreement.

1410
01:30:43,646 --> 01:30:46,273
After we're married,
no matter how many kids we got,

1411
01:30:46,357 --> 01:30:48,108
when I say we're off to Australia,

1412
01:30:48,192 --> 01:30:50,652
we pack up, kids and all, and off we go.

1413
01:30:51,028 --> 01:30:53,196
What do I wanna go to Australia for?

1414
01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:54,698
Because that's where
your husband would be,

1415
01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:56,908
and girls usually go
where their husbands are.

1416
01:30:58,035 --> 01:30:59,369
Oh.

1417
01:31:02,081 --> 01:31:03,915
When you put it that way...

1418
01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:06,793
Why don't you put me down?

1419
01:31:07,211 --> 01:31:09,379
Oh, I like it like this.

1420
01:31:10,548 --> 01:31:12,716
You, uh, want me to walk you home?

1421
01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:16,386
If you want to, Sheriff.

1422
01:31:18,890 --> 01:31:20,140
Say, uh...

1423
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:23,727
Are you really one of the richest girls
in this part of the country?

1424
01:31:24,061 --> 01:31:25,479
The richest.

1425
01:31:25,563 --> 01:31:28,815
Well, that's nice. That's real nice.

1426
01:31:32,778 --> 01:31:34,779
Now, the way this story ends

1427
01:31:36,157 --> 01:31:38,241
is that they get married.

1428
01:31:38,701 --> 01:31:41,369
And he goes on to become
governor of the state.

1429
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:46,875
He never gets to Australia, but he keeps
reading a lot of books about it.

1430
01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:50,086
I get to be sheriff of this town,

1431
01:31:51,255 --> 01:31:56,092
then I go on to become one of the most
beloved characters in Western folklore.