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Did I miss anything?

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ALL: No, he's doing the same old thing.

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HIGGINS ON RADIO: Lufkin, why is it that every time that we have a budget meeting,

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you stir up trouble?

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LUFKIN: I'm not trying to stir up trouble.

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I'm just trying to get what I need so we can have a decent lab.

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HIGGINS: Well, I think you have got what you need.

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Need I remind you that it was just last year

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that we bought 10 new Bunsen burners for that lab?

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No, I mean, Lufkin,

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we've got to draw the line somewhere. This can't go on forever.

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But our students have to experiment, be creative.

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Now, that's what science is all about today.

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Oh, creative, my foot.

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You're talking about this bunch out there being creative?

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That's impossible.

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LUFKIN: Now, you're being unfair, Dean Higgins.

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Suppose people had taken that attitude about Thomas Edison?

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We're not talking about people like Thomas Edison.

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We're talking about people like Dexter Riley.

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And you can believe me, Dexter Riley is no Thomas Edison.

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DEXTER: Well, nobody ever said he was!

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Well, of course nobody ever said he was.

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That would be a ridiculous thing to say...

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No, Lufkin, I think you better just forget

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about your course in creative lab.

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Just stick with the old conventional systems

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where you burn the sulfur, make clouds,

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smell up the place, like you do.

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Now, really, really, Dean Higgins.

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That was good enough for the '40s, but today, science...

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Why is it that every time we have a meeting, they're out there,

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listening to something?

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(PHONE BUZZING)

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They're probably just having a little gathering.

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Well, I don't like little gatherings.

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They make me nervous. I don't even like... Yes, Winifred?

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Who? Oh, oh, yes.

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I'll talk to him, Winifred.

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Well, that'll be all today, gentlemen.

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(ALL MUTTERING)

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That was even duller than usual.

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Yup. But you gotta listen. You never know what might come up.

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Yes, Helwig, did you find out anything?

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Yes, I've been watching them. They've been bugging your office.

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They've been bugging my office?

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What? Are you sure?

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BOY: What'd he say? (ALL CLAMORING)

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We'll find out! Shh! Wait a minute. Shh!

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I should've known. I wonder where they hid that thing.

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He's on to us.

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What are we gonna do?

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Come on. We gotta do something in a hurry.

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Let's get moving.

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Ah, behind the books, that's where they'd hide it.

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Establishment. They're worried about the establishment.

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Hello? I'll show them what the establishment really is.

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Oh, soon as I find the evidence, I'll expel them all.

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Tuition or no tuition, I'll get a federal grant.

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I don't need them.

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Oh, nothing under here.

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(WHISPERS) No. Down.

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No! My homework!

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Anything wrong, Dean Higgins?

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Huh? No, nothing's wrong.

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You need an electrician or anything?

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No, I don't need an electrician.

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Well, you don't have to snap my head off.

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Well, if I'd wanted an electrician,

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I'd have called one in the first place, wouldn't I?

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Don't they ever clean this thing?

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I don't know what I pay that janitor for anyway.

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Excuse me, could you show me my attendance file in history?

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Mr. Baines says I missed half my classes and I just don't believe it.

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I don't think I missed any.

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And the name?

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Schuyler. Richard Schuyler.

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Says here you've been absent every Thursday.

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What do you mean, it's on Thursdays, too?

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I only thought it was on Tuesdays.

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No wonder all those epics seemed to roll along so fast.

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I think I got the answer. If I flunk it this semester,

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I'll just go on Thursdays next semester

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and pick up all that stuff I missed.

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Gee, thanks, Mrs. Kesley, you'll never know how much you helped me!

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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Dean Higgins, do you mind if I change your flowers?

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No, I don't mind if you change my flowers.

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I've got more important things than that on my mind.

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HIGGINS: Wait!

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I knew it. It's those flowers.

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All right, Dexter Riley, I know you're in there.

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Imagine it, sir. I mean, if one of our own students

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could actually win the Forsythe Award.

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Yeah, with this bunch, that's impossible.

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Good morning, Dean Higgins. Good morning.

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But, Dean, it is $50,000 this year.

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Oh, really? $50,000?

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Morning, Dean Higgins.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Yes, well, young Druffle here seems to have come up

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with something that's very promising.

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Druffle? He's one of our honor students.

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What's he doing here with a crowd like this?

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Good morning, Dean Higgins.

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Oh, there's another beaut, that Schuyler. (MUTTERING)

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Right this way, sir.

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Well, Druffle,

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I thought we might give Dean Higgins here

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a progress report on your experiment.

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Oh, certainly, certainly. Good morning, Dean Higgins.

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Morning, Druffle.

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Well, actually, my work with bumble bees

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is based on a very simple theory.

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You see, when you consider the mass of the body of the bee,

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the drag quotient far out measures

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the foil efficiency and the lift field.

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Ergo, it's fairly safe to say...

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Thank you, Druffle. Thank you.

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Morning, Dean.

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Howdy ho, Dean.

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Tell them not to touch me.

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Please, please.

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I know what Tinkertoys are when I see them,

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but what is this monstrosity?

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Hi, Dean. What is this?

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Well, it's kind of an invention of my own.

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Oh, I can imagine.

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You know, for a long time now,

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people have been trying to figure out the problem of invisibility.

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I didn't know that was a problem.

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Well, yes, sir. Things have changed,

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and a lot of things have happened since Einstein split the atom.

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I'm sure. This looks like one of them.

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Oh, I know it looks a little bit complicated, excuse me,

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but actually it's very simple once you understand it.

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I'm not sure that I care to understand it.

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First of all, you have to read Bersokoff's book on quantum mechanics.

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I do, huh? And who was Bersokoff?

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You don't know him?

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That's funny. He was a very famous

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18th century Russian scientist.

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Yeah, well, he was the man who developed the theory that

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if we could prevent reflection by...

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Well, let me show you, Dean. If we could prevent reflection by

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bending light waves around objects with a non-reflectable liquid,

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we could make those objects invisible.

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That was his theory? Making objects invisible?

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Yes, sir. Well, that's idiotic!

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Oh, no, sir, it's a very sound theory.

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Well, if it's so sound, how come he could never make it work?

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Who?

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Who? The Russian! Whoever...

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Oh, you mean Bersokoff. Well, unfortunately, his career was cut short.

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Oh, I didn't know that. His career... What happened?

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What happened to him?

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Well, they threw him into an insane asylum.

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They threw him into an insane asylum?

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And you're working on his theory?

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Yeah.

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Don't you exercise any control whatsoever around here?

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You come to me and you ask me for money to buy expensive equipment,

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so that a nitwit kid can work on a theory that some Russian proposed

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over 200 years ago? Now, wait a minute, sir!

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Now just wait a minute! What?

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We may not agree with the Russians politically,

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we may not even like them,

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but as scientists, don't you think we ought to raise ourselves

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above these petty prejudices?

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Scientists? I'm talking about a nut

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who they had to lock up over 200 years ago!

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Oh, no! Dean... Dean, I'm sorry!

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Dean, I'm sorry. I don't how it happened. Dexter!

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These lunatics are trying to kill me!

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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And another thing, Lufkin,

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I've had enough.

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LUFKIN: But what about the future of experiment?

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(ALL CONTINUE CLAMORING)

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BOY: You don't understand.

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I must be going crazy, but the guy in that car looked like A.J. Arno.

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It couldn't be him. He's in jail.

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All right, move, move away from the car there. Come on. Come on, move.

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What's the matter with you, Cookie? Leave them alone.

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They're not doing any harm. It's all right, boys.

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Don't pay any attention to him.

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Hi, kids. Nice to see you.

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Hi, Mr. Arno. Hi.

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What's the matter? You seem surprised to see me.

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We thought you were in jail.

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Oh, that. (LAUGHS) That was a mistake.

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You know, the police, judges, they all make mistakes.

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But I forgive them. I don't hold any grudges against anyone.

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Dean Higgins, nice to see you again.

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Mr. Arno. Always a pleasure to see you.

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Well, thank you. Thank you.

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Hey, what's going on around here?

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Arno took over the mortgage on the college.

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And he told Dean Higgins that if he can't make the payment in June,

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to make it whenever he could.

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Huh. Sure doesn't sound like Arno.

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That's why Dean Higgins is walking around on airs.

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It's the first time in his life he hasn't had to worry about money.

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Yeah, but I just don't understand it. That guy is a crook.

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Crook or no crook, he's interested in higher education.

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He's already dreamed up some improvements for the school.

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That's where he is now. Dean Higgins is showing him around.

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Listen, I have to run off to a teachers' meeting. Anything else you need?

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No, Professor, I'm just gonna work on my experiment for a while.

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Holy smoke! The whole thing's burned out.

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How come mine and nobody else's?

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(SOFTLY) Oh, boy.

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Oh, no!

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Gotta be in there somewhere.

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Oh, that stuff must eat everything alive.

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(SIGHS)

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I'll bet I gotta replace everything.

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(CLINKING)

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"A vector is any quantity such as a force of velocity"

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"that has direction as well as amount."

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I've done it.

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I've really done it.

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(PENCIL CLATTERING)

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Hi.

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SCHUYLER: Hi, Dexter.

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Dexter, what have you done to your glasses?

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You look ridiculous.

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I've done it!

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SCHUYLER: Your fingers!

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Dexter, you better get to the hospital right away.

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Yeah, I'll call an ambulance.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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There's nothing to be worried about.

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You see, my fingers are all there.

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They're just invisible.

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Invisible?

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I don't know how it works, but it works! Let me show you.

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Now this is the stuff that does it.

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(CLINKING)

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It's incredible.

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Yeah, but the main thing is, I can make myself invisible.

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I mean, can you imagine that? Look, look, look.

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Look. Human flesh, invisible!

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You mean, you just stuck your hand in that stuff

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and your fingers became invisible?

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Well, that's all there is to it.

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Look, you try it.

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Me?

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Dexter... Why not?

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No, I don't think I better.

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I mean, I'm not much on this science business.

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In fact, I don't even know what I'm doing in this class.

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Look, Schuyler, there is nothing to be afraid of.

254
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I'm not afraid.

255
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Well, then you do it.

256
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Well, look at 'em!

257
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They're gone, but they're there.

258
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,223
This is incredible.

259
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Dexter, how do we make our fingers visible again?

260
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Uh...

261
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Well, that shouldn't be any problem.

262
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,467
Are you sure?

263
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Well, of course!

264
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Look, it's just a solution. It should come right off.

265
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There, see?

266
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Give me that towel.

267
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Don't panic, Debbie.

268
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I'm not panicking.

269
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Dexter, what have you done to me?

270
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Oh, no. What are you people doing in here?

271
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Uh, nothing. Nothing.

272
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I wouldn't call it nothing.

273
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I mean, this thing has quite a history.

274
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You've probably heard of the famous Russian scientist Bersokoff.

275
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Nobody wants to hear anything about Bersokoff.

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Now, Mr. Arno, we've got a simply marvelous

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experiment over here by one of our honor students, Druffle.

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He's working on a very interesting theory on bumble bees.

279
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You see, according to all the laws of aerodynamics,

280
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when you consider the mass of their body

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to their wingspread, they shouldn't fly at all.

282
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They shouldn't? Well, then how come they do?

283
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,736
I don't know how come they do.

284
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That's what Druffle's trying to find out.

285
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What a day to bring Mr. Arno up here.

286
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You certainly have quite a view from here.

287
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It's an entirely different perspective.

288
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Uh, do you mind if my architect takes a look at it?

289
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Your architect? You think he'd like it? That'd be wonderful. Yes.

290
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,988
Yes. It's quite a view indeed.

291
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Goodbye, young lady. Bye.

292
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Son.

293
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Goodbye, Hector.

294
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Dexter.

295
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Yeah, Dexter.

296
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What is the matter with everybody's right hand around here?

297
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Well, they've been working on Dexter's experiment

298
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and they might have just got a little something on them.

299
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If they've got something on them, why don't they wash them?

300
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Hey, I never thought of that.

301
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It did it.

302
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Water takes it off!

303
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It's amazing.

304
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Dean Higgins, you're a genius!

305
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,018
(SIGHS) You know, it just doesn't figure.

306
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I mean, Arno gets out of prison,

307
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then he picks up the mortgage on this place.

308
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,991
Next thing you know, he wants to bring over his architect and remodel.

309
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,694
A.J. Arno just doesn't do favors for people.

310
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:25,565
Yeah. What was so interesting out this window?

311
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I don't know. He's sure up to something.

312
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And we're gonna find out what it is.

313
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I know, I know!

314
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,053
Oh, come on, Schuyler, this afternoon you said you'd do it.

315
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,888
Now, how come you changed your mind?

316
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,024
This afternoon it was just my hand. Tonight, it's all of me.

317
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,569
But, Schuyler, it's the same principle.

318
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,439
When we're through, we'll just wet you down and you'll be yourself again.

319
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:59,065
I know. But it's when I'm not myself that I don't like it.

320
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Schuyler, it's too late to back out on me now. I need you.

321
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,202
Oh, no!

322
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,676
Hey, wait a minute, don't forget the camera.

323
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DEXTER: Yeah, thanks. Come on, Schuyler, let's go.

324
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Be careful, you guys!

325
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DEXTER: Yeah, we will, don't worry.

326
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SCHUYLER: (WHISPERING) I don't like this at all.

327
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DEXTER: I don't like it much either,

328
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but we have to find out what Arno's up to.

329
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How do you know he's up to anything?

330
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Because he's a crook.

331
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And he bought the mortgage on Medfield College.

332
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,764
Now tell me, why would a crook like Arno want to do that?

333
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I don't know, don't ask me. Don't ask me anything at all.

334
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,337
Why not?

335
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,807
Because if I knew anything, I wouldn't be here in the first place.

336
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(SQUELCHING)

337
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DEXTER: Hey, did you hear that? SCHUYLER: What?

338
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That slushing sound.

339
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You hear it, too? Shh!

340
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It stopped now.

341
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,496
SCHUYLER: Hey, wait a minute, my shoes are visible!

342
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DEXTER: Oh, so that's what the slushing sound was.

343
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,667
You must've stepped in some water somewhere.

344
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SCHUYLER: (CHUCKLING) This looks pretty good, doesn't it?

345
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Schuyler, will you quit playing around and come on?

346
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Okay.

347
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SCHUYLER: Good, the door's locked.

348
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,520
DEXTER: Look out, Schuyler! Somebody's coming.

349
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,729
Huh. Mr. Arno, leaving his tennis shoes out to be shined.

350
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,532
Must be going nuts or something.

351
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,547
(SCHUYLER GROANS SOFTLY)

352
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Ow!

353
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,222
(SCREAMS)

354
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:19,739
DEXTER: Okay, I'll hit the filing cabinet, you look in his desk.

355
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:34,053
SCHUYLER: His desk is locked. I guess I just better look around.

356
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,655
DEXTER: Let's see, Medfield, Medfield.

357
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,965
SCHUYLER: Well, that would be under "M."

358
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:39,592
DEXTER: I know what it would be under. "Medfield College."

359
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,695
That's it.

360
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:55,039
SCHUYLER: Hey, there's another room over here.

361
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,877
What's in it? Some sort of model or something.

362
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,099
DEXTER: "Dear Mr. Arno, in regard to your inquiry",

363
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"the law of 1912 permitting gambling on the Medfield property

364
00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,128
"is still in effect"?

365
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,364
Wow! I've really stumbled onto something here.

366
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,717
SCHUYLER: I think I found something, too. (CAMERA CLICKING)

367
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It's a model of the school.

368
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,141
Evidently, Arno's planning on really changing it a lot.

369
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,215
It has the craziest football field you've ever seen.

370
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,945
DEXTER: What's so crazy about it?

371
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,089
SCHUYLER: Well, it has no goal post

372
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and there's a lake in the middle of it.

373
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Never heard of a lake in the middle of a football field.

374
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:38,927
DEXTER: What are you talking about?

375
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,352
SCHUYLER: See what I mean?

376
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,131
DEXTER: Wait a minute. That's not a football field anymore,

377
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,323
that's a dog track.

378
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SCHUYLER: A dog track?

379
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DEXTER: He's turning the whole college into a gambling joint.

380
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:49,271
Sure, look where the gym used to be.

381
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,330
"Arno's Golden Horseshoe Club."

382
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:54,000
SCHUYLER: Yeah, and the casino is replacing the library.

383
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,802
I knew that guy was up to something.

384
00:23:56,102 --> 00:24:00,072
"Arno Town." Oh, wait till Dean Higgins gets a load of this.

385
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,142
Is he gonna change his opinion about A.J. Arno.

386
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,971
SCHUYLER: Excuse me! (EXCLAIMS)

387
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,339
(GUNSHOT)

388
00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,046
Wait, you!

389
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,883
Come back here, whoever you are!

390
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:51,090
(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)

391
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:52,859
How'd it go?

392
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,794
DEXTER: Move over, Arno saw us!

393
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:58,130
But that's impossible. He couldn't see you.

394
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,199
Will you come on? He's after us.

395
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:03,202
But I'm gonna look silly sitting over here all by myself.

396
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,504
SCHUYLER: Would you get us out of here?

397
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,019
Okay, so you have the pictures,

398
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:23,322
but how do you expect to see Dean Higgins in the condition you're in?

399
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,767
DEXTER: Well, we're not gonna see him tonight.

400
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:28,027
We're gonna wait till tomorrow morning when we're ourselves again.

401
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:31,030
Well, if it's so important, why don't you see him tonight?

402
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,464
DEXTER: Because he's not here.

403
00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:35,367
He's up at the Friendly Sons of the Forest Convention in Riverton.

404
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,307
(WHISPERING) Dexter, the kids in that car can hear you.

405
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:45,444
DEXTER: Just play it like nothing's wrong. It'll be okay.

406
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,814
Hi, gang.

407
00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:58,324
The zoning laws of 1912?

408
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,127
Casinos?

409
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,129
Dog racing?

410
00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:06,298
Medfield College a gambling town?

411
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,101
If Arno's got plans like these,

412
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,537
he'll foreclose on that mortgage for sure.

413
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,106
I'll bet that's what he had on his mind all the time.

414
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:17,276
Well, there's always the Forsythe Award.

415
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,812
Oh, that's a pipe dream, Lufkin.

416
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,948
Medfield wasn't even invited.

417
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,459
Wait a minute! They can't do that to us. We have it all locked up.

418
00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:27,820
I thought so, too. I thought Druffle's bumble bee experiment

419
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,489
would open the eyes of the scientific world.

420
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:34,093
I wasn't talking about Druffle, Dean. I was talking about me.

421
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:35,962
Oh, you! What do you have?

422
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:39,398
Well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. I'd have to show you.

423
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,633
Well, show me.

424
00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,168
I can't.

425
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:45,972
I'd rather wait till the day of the contest. I mean, with Arno and everything.

426
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:48,340
Well, what I mean is, it's such a big discovery

427
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,653
that if word ever got out, there's no telling what might happen!

428
00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:54,346
How could word get out? Are you insinuating I'd shoot off my mouth?

429
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:57,183
Oh, no, sir. We're going to win the award.

430
00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,918
We just want you to trust us, that's all.

431
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,153
Trust you? This college is going to be

432
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,989
taken over by a crook like Arno,

433
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,324
and you want me to trust you, you big lummox?

434
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,369
Now, just a minute, Dean Higgins, don't start yelling at me.

435
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:08,527
Schuyler, take it easy.

436
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,130
I didn't want to be in on this thing in the first place!

437
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:14,500
If we don't get into the contest, we will lose the school.

438
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:18,004
Now, look, Forsythe is staying at the Medfield Inn.

439
00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:20,006
Why don't you give him a call?

440
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:23,309
I'll bet you can talk us right back into the contest.

441
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,046
You think I could do it?

442
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,615
Oh, sure, sir, you can handle that easily.

443
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,450
You can do that stuff really good.

444
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,552
Oh! (CHUCKLING) Well...

445
00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,892
I suppose I could do something, as a matter of fact.

446
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:45,397
Winifred, would you get me Mr. Forsythe at the Medfield Inn?

447
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:48,234
You know, when you get right down to it,

448
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,236
there's no reason for him to ignore us.

449
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,372
I mean, it's not as though we were a hick school or something.

450
00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:57,043
Besides, I've got a pretty good reputation in this part of the country.

451
00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:59,145
WINIFRED: Mr. Forsythe on the line.

452
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:02,048
Oh, good, good. Lufkin, why don't you grab the other phone

453
00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:04,183
and see how these things are handled?

454
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,387
FORSYTHE: Hello? HIGGINS: Hello?

455
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:11,623
Oh, hello, Mr. Forsythe. This is Dean Higgins,

456
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,726
from Medfield College.

457
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,562
Yeah, yeah, Higgins. Oh, blast it!

458
00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,264
I beg your pardon?

459
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,543
Oh, nothing. I'm sorry. I just missed a putt I should've made.

460
00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:24,236
You know, you can't putt unless you really concentrate.

461
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,705
Oh, no, you know, I've always said that. (CHUCKLES)

462
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,440
You're a golfer?

463
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:30,943
(STAMMERING) Yes.

464
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,611
He's no golfer.

465
00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,713
Oh, good, good. What can I do for you?

466
00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,249
Well, it's about the Forsythe Award.

467
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:40,719
Yes, well, I'm sorry we're dropping the smaller colleges this year,

468
00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:43,722
but frankly, it just became too much of a waste of time.

469
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,625
Oh, we're not a waste of time.

470
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:50,296
We're small, but we have an excellent science department.

471
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,798
Yes, I know, but...

472
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:55,034
Well, Mr. Forsythe, if you would just give me a chance,

473
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,303
I would meet you anywhere, anytime.

474
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,305
Now, let's see. Maybe I can fit you in.

475
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:02,074
I'm playing golf this morning at 10:00 with Collingsgood

476
00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:03,575
at Thunder Ridge.

477
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:07,246
Why don't you join us and we can chat between holes?

478
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:10,249
(STAMMERING) Is that Dean Collingsgood from State?

479
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,019
Yeah, yeah. What's the matter?

480
00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,155
(NERVOUSLY) Oh, nothing. That'll be wonderful.

481
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:20,492
Okay, first tee, 10:00, balls in the air. See you then.

482
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:25,631
Oh, yes. Yes, I'll be there. Thank you very much, Mr. Forsythe.

483
00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:26,665
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

484
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,447
(CLEARS THROAT) I've got to get home and change my clothes.

485
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,140
You're gonna play golf with Forsythe?

486
00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:35,674
Yes, what's the matter with that?

487
00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:38,010
You don't play golf. Oh, yes, I do.

488
00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:40,479
As a matter of fact, I played just yesterday afternoon

489
00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:42,148
at Swenson's with Bertha.

490
00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:45,151
Tough course, too. You gotta hit the ball up a ramp

491
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,186
and right through a little castle.

492
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,654
That's miniature golf.

493
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:50,589
There can't be that much difference.

494
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:54,460
Don't worry about me, Lufkin. Besides, it's the only chance we've got.

495
00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:58,197
(SIGHING) Well, looks like we got our work cut out for us today.

496
00:29:58,230 --> 00:29:59,441
What do you mean? What kind of work?

497
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:01,705
Well, I can handle the game, but you better be his caddy.

498
00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:03,502
I may need some help out there.

499
00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:05,604
Caddy? But I don't know how to be a caddy.

500
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:09,508
That's all right. Dean Higgins doesn't know how to play golf either.

501
00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:19,685
FORSYTHE: That's cutting into the ball, Collingsgood.

502
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:20,719
Good shot.

503
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,222
Well, I was hoping for a little more distance.

504
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:25,357
But it was straight, anyway.

505
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:41,240
COLLINGSGOOD: What a shot, Timothy! What a shot!

506
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,743
I'll take it. You're up, Higgins.

507
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,850
Oh, Dexter, we better do something.

508
00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,752
Let's let him hit one and we'll see.

509
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:56,755
You don't have any little castles here, I noticed.

510
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,094
Isn't that Dean Higgins down there?

511
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:03,795
I didn't know he played golf.

512
00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:14,106
(SCOFFING) I don't think he does.

513
00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:18,610
Maybe that was just a mistake. Let's give him another chance.

514
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,146
He might be better than we think.

515
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,726
(CHUCKLING SHEEPISHLY) I guess I got under that one a little too much. It went...

516
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:27,786
Just another swing, I'll be out there with you fellas.

517
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:33,759
(GROANS)

518
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,828
Oh, my... That poor old man!

519
00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:40,599
Oh, he's worse than we think.

520
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:41,833
Come on.

521
00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:46,638
Hey, I might be able to use this.

522
00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:53,312
Good luck.

523
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,614
Are you all right, Mr. Reeves?

524
00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:57,616
Yes, I think so.

525
00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:01,587
Boy, that fellow can sure hit a long ball.

526
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:05,191
FORSYTHE: That ball didn't come from over there. It came from over there!

527
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:06,692
Oh.

528
00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:09,161
I don't know what happened there.

529
00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,163
I just sort of hit the edge of the club.

530
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,641
No offense, Dean Higgins, but people are waiting to play through.

531
00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:15,105
We don't want to hold them up, do we?

532
00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:19,571
Yes, Eugene, why don't you just take a nice, hot shower and call it a day?

533
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,808
I'll do nothing of the sort. I'm just getting warmed up.

534
00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:25,377
Schuyler, which club do I use now?

535
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:29,281
Well, in view of what I've seen so far, I really don't know what to tell you.

536
00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:32,651
Well, of course you don't know what to tell me. Just give me any club.

537
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:35,687
Next time, I'll pay $10 and get a real caddy.

538
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:40,326
Now, just give me a second here, gentlemen.

539
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,395
I'll knock it out there. We'll be on our way.

540
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:57,243
(HITTING)

541
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,779
Let's face it. Higgins just isn't a golfer.

542
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,548
Of course not. I could've told you that.

543
00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:04,716
The man's an impostor. He's always been one.

544
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,853
Why, he has no more business being on a golf course than...

545
00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:08,987
Look, look!

546
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:10,889
(CONTINUES HITTING)

547
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:22,901
(CHUCKLING) That was a good one. Remember that club.

548
00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:29,875
Seems to break to the left.

549
00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:33,579
Oh, come on. Hurry up, will you, Higgins? We can't wait all day.

550
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:36,882
I want to get this putt. If I do, then I'll get my par.

551
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,027
Great Scott!

552
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:55,367
It does break to the left. Your shot, Collingsgood.

553
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,942
DEXTER: (WHISPERING) Now, watch this!

554
00:34:35,941 --> 00:34:37,309
Hmm.

555
00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:48,454
DEXTER: Now, what's a nice ball like you doing in a place like this?

556
00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:52,824
We'll give them something to talk about this time.

557
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:56,862
(CHUCKLING) Perfect!

558
00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:04,970
♪ Oh, the farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell

559
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:07,806
♪ Hi-ho, the derry-o The farmer in the dell ♪

560
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,441
(LAUGHING)

561
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:13,679
It's got to be around here someplace.

562
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,647
Maybe it trickled up on the green.

563
00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:19,485
Hah! Don't be silly. You could see it if it did.

564
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:22,354
Besides, you can't hit every ball on the green.

565
00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,623
DEXTER: (WHISPERING) Schuyler, look in the hole.

566
00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,792
Huh? DEXTER: Look in the hole!

567
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,428
Look in the hole.

568
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:30,962
Oh, well, why didn't I think of that?

569
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,632
I'm gonna look in the hole, Mr. Forsythe.

570
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,802
Of course, in the hole. Yes, there's no other place.

571
00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:41,407
Well, there's that little Dickens, in the hole!

572
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,510
That's amazing, Higgins! Absolutely amazing!

573
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:45,543
Isn't it? Yes.

574
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,846
If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it.

575
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,848
That Higgins is a golfing phenomenon.

576
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,484
Do you know he's had two holes in one on the front nine?

577
00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:54,128
Well, what I don't understand is why nobody

578
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,621
ever asked him to join the club.

579
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,856
Nobody ever thought he had that kind of talent.

580
00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:00,659
I mean, it's still impossible to believe.

581
00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:08,667
DEXTER: Oh, I'm sorry.

582
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,901
That's okay.

583
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,205
How come you said that?

584
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,540
What?

585
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:15,741
"That's okay."

586
00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:18,043
Well, you just bumped into me and said you were sorry,

587
00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:19,878
and so I said, "That's okay."

588
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,980
But I didn't bump into you.

589
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,615
Oh, I'm sorry.

590
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,183
That's okay.

591
00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,197
(MAN LAUGHING)

592
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:43,435
I believe that's a two.

593
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:58,917
(CROWD MURMURING)

594
00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:04,222
That's all right. I'll give you that one.

595
00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:10,195
He's already had four holes in one.

596
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,130
Do you think he could make another one?

597
00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:23,942
Schuyler, would you keep these people quiet? This is very difficult.

598
00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:27,145
People, people, people. Please be quiet.

599
00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:29,948
Dean Higgins is trying to concentrate.

600
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,964
(GOLF BALL BOUNCING)

601
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,280
(CROWD CHEERING)

602
00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:07,986
That's amazing, Higgins! I can't believe it!

603
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,867
Schuyler, now what club do you think we ought to use here?

604
00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:24,102
I think you ought to use this one, sir.

605
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,495
You've been having a lot of luck with it. Oh, good thinking.

606
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:41,319
(CROWD GROANS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

607
00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,969
DEXTER: Come on, it's not over yet. Get out of there.

608
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,870
(CROWD MURMURING IN DISBELIEF)

609
00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,875
(CROWD CHEERING)

610
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,025
Dean Higgins, that's one of the most incredible

611
00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,856
rounds of golf that I've ever seen.

612
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:20,992
Oh, thank you, thank you. But you know, with all the excitement,

613
00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:25,263
we forgot to mention Medfield's participation in the Forsythe Award.

614
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:26,665
Consider yourself entered.

615
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:30,101
A man who plays golf like you, how can we keep your school out?

616
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:33,071
Let me buy you a drink. I want to introduce you to some of the members.

617
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:36,775
Oh, well, I don't as a rule, but we mustn't forget Collingsgood.

618
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,009
Come along, Edgar!

619
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,945
He can change his shoes in the car.

620
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,315
(DEXTER WHISTLING)

621
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,300
(WATER RUNNING)

622
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,161
Boss, I got the car...

623
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,098
What's the matter? Is something wrong or what?

624
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,199
Yeah.

625
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,101
I think I must be going nuts.

626
00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,169
Gee, that's too bad, boss.

627
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:43,842
You know, if you weren't my sister's son, I'd fire you.

628
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,944
I always forget you're my uncle.

629
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:47,879
Take your hands off me.

630
00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:50,215
I'm sorry I reminded you.

631
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,121
(PHONE BUZZING)

632
00:40:57,989 --> 00:41:01,960
Oh, Winifred, if that's somebody else calling to congratulate me,

633
00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:05,030
would you just thank them and take their names?

634
00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:08,133
Who? Oh, I'll talk to him, yes.

635
00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:11,002
It's Collins from TeleSports.

636
00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:12,403
Gee. Mmm-hmm.

637
00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:15,173
Uh, hello, Mr. Collins.

638
00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:19,177
Yes, thank you. It was just one of those days

639
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,446
where I kind of put everything together.

640
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,048
(LAUGHS) Yes.

641
00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:25,216
Challenge Golf?

642
00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:30,722
Oh, I don't know. For how much?

643
00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:35,226
Yes, you can count on me. I'll be there today.

644
00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:37,162
Thank you.

645
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,965
Winifred, would you call the airport

646
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,067
and get me two tickets to Ocean View City?

647
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:45,403
And then get a hold of Richard Schuyler for me. Would you do that?

648
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:49,374
Well, you know that $50,000 mortgage payment we were worried about?

649
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:52,243
We don't have to worry about that anymore.

650
00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:14,866
Hey, Druffle.

651
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,202
Where is everybody?

652
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,635
Well, they're all out at the airport to see Dean Higgins off.

653
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:21,773
Where's he going?

654
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:25,777
Uh, up to Ocean View. He's playing in a golf tournament.

655
00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:27,813
Winner take all.

656
00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:31,883
Dean Higgins is gonna play golf against pros?

657
00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:34,085
Mmm-hmm.

658
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:35,520
Oh, incidentally, Schuyler wants you

659
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,388
to get to the airport as soon as you can.

660
00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:39,290
He says things are rather desperate.

661
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,927
Yeah, I'll bet.

662
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,270
Listen, what time does the plane leave?

663
00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,096
I think he said 10:30.

664
00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:46,297
Oh, no!

665
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,153
(CROWD CHEERING)

666
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:14,826
And furthermore, I want it to be known that all the proceeds

667
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:19,464
from my golf victory today will go to Medfield College.

668
00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:20,999
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

669
00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:22,968
I wonder where Dexter is.

670
00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:24,535
Would you forget about Dexter?

671
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:15,186
Oh, no! What's he doing out there? (INAUDIBLE)

672
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,190
SCHUYLER: I think he wants us to stop the plane, sir.

673
00:44:19,224 --> 00:44:20,892
But what for?

674
00:44:20,926 --> 00:44:22,527
Well, he probably wants to get on board.

675
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,996
Don't you think maybe we ought to let him?

676
00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:28,166
Of course not! What do we need with him? Sit back.

677
00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:32,237
(INAUDIBLE)

678
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:48,253
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first tee.

679
00:44:48,286 --> 00:44:51,389
Now, the trouble on this hole are some trees on the left fairway,

680
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:53,224
but I don't think any of our golfers

681
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:54,538
will have any trouble with that.

682
00:44:55,593 --> 00:44:59,130
Yeah, and here is Billy Casper, former Open champ,

683
00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:02,533
considered by many to be one of the best putters on the tour,

684
00:45:02,567 --> 00:45:04,936
trying for the $50,000 first prize.

685
00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:11,409
HIGGINS: Oh, uh, Billy.

686
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:15,613
(CLEARS THROAT) You mind? This is a little something that could help you.

687
00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:16,948
I picked this up.

688
00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:20,027
Oh, he seems to be getting a few tips from Dean Higgins

689
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,619
involving the hands.

690
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,722
Wrist. You know what I mean? Wrist.

691
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:52,150
ANNOUNCER: That's a beauty. Higgins' tips obviously helped.

692
00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:55,353
He's well away from the trouble. Out about 270 yards.

693
00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:58,323
And here's controversial Dave Hill,

694
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:00,491
former Vardon Trophy winner.

695
00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:13,604
A beautiful shot. He's right out there with Mr. Casper.

696
00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:16,774
It'll be interesting to see how Dean Higgins' unorthodox swing

697
00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:18,609
holds up against this competition.

698
00:46:18,643 --> 00:46:20,211
(ALL CHEERING)

699
00:46:27,685 --> 00:46:29,654
(ALL CLAMORING)

700
00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:30,688
There's a pro. Come on.

701
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:43,168
(CROWD MURMURING)

702
00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,303
(ALL MURMURING)

703
00:46:49,707 --> 00:46:53,711
That's an interesting shot. I wonder what Dean Higgins has in mind.

704
00:46:56,714 --> 00:47:00,051
I don't have time for interviews now. Maybe later.

705
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,347
ANNOUNCER: We're here watching Dean Higgins

706
00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:22,207
in his first attempt at getting out of a trap.

707
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:26,244
He's entering the trap now, assuming his stance.

708
00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:55,206
Ladies and gentlemen, we're waiting for some word on Dean Higgins.

709
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,508
Hi. Here are our pros, Dave Hill and Billy Casper.

710
00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,709
Where is he?

711
00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:00,111
Uh, we're not sure.

712
00:48:00,145 --> 00:48:01,913
You mean, he's still out there on a safari?

713
00:48:01,947 --> 00:48:03,548
I'm afraid so.

714
00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:08,853
Oh, yeah. Ah! Our mobile crew thinks they've located him.

715
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,388
He's around the 12th fairway.

716
00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:11,822
MAN: Beautiful.

717
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:13,824
Jim, come in.

718
00:48:13,858 --> 00:48:16,661
Yeah, Tom, I've spotted his caddy by a thicket on the left side.

719
00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:22,233
Dean Higgins must be in it because the caddy

720
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,602
sure is passing in a lot of clubs.

721
00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:36,314
It's out! It's out! Right? Right?

722
00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:41,786
Which club now?

723
00:48:42,187 --> 00:48:43,788
I think you better use the one you got.

724
00:48:43,821 --> 00:48:46,757
It's about the straightest one we have left.

725
00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:51,229
We're sorry Dean Higgins can't be with us here at this moment,

726
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,464
but something unprecedented has happened.

727
00:48:53,498 --> 00:48:55,833
(LAUGHS) We seem to have lost him.

728
00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:57,168
(ALL LAUGHING)

729
00:48:57,202 --> 00:49:00,838
But in the meanwhile, we want to thank Dave Hill and Billy...

730
00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:03,174
Oh, just a moment.

731
00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:05,543
Yes, Jim.

732
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:10,348
Ah, we seem to have found him. He's having trouble on the 13th hole.

733
00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:13,794
If you ask me, I think we ought to just throw it up there.

734
00:49:13,818 --> 00:49:16,187
I didn't ask you. Besides, we're on TV.

735
00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:20,191
You want people to think I can't shoot my way out of a little difficulty?

736
00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:23,394
Where'd it go?

737
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:26,964
But I'm getting all wet!

738
00:49:27,398 --> 00:49:29,700
What do you think is happening to me? Just stay away!

739
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:30,868
Dean Higgins!

740
00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:33,338
I think you better turn around!

741
00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:34,872
(HIGGINS SCREAMING)

742
00:49:46,717 --> 00:49:47,985
Crazy, isn't it?

743
00:49:48,019 --> 00:49:50,855
How could a guy be so good one week and so lousy the next?

744
00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:52,223
Yeah.

745
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,693
There's something weird going on around here, all right.

746
00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:57,171
I'll lay you odds if you keep your eye

747
00:49:57,195 --> 00:50:00,731
on Dexter Riley and that creative lab, you'll find out what it is.

748
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:08,406
Not one word.

749
00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:11,909
I don't want to hear a single word.

750
00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:17,548
And you, take those things and get rid of 'em.

751
00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:19,750
Yes, sir.

752
00:50:28,893 --> 00:50:29,927
HIGGINS: Come in!

753
00:50:42,907 --> 00:50:44,442
All right, what is it?

754
00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:46,777
It's about the Forsythe Award, sir.

755
00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:51,015
You see, it's an idea of what Druffle here

756
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,784
plans to prove with his bumble bee experiments.

757
00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:58,756
Of course, he will use real bees.

758
00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:03,394
Oh, and here's more or less of an outline of what he's trying to prove.

759
00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:07,898
Well, it looks very promising.

760
00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:11,436
Yes, I think he's definitely on the brink of a solution.

761
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:14,305
(SIGHS) I hope so, Lufkin, because frankly,

762
00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:17,007
I think that Druffle is our last chance.

763
00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:18,943
(PHONE BUZZING)

764
00:51:18,976 --> 00:51:20,511
Oh, excuse me.

765
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,414
Yes, Winifred?

766
00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:26,451
I hate to disturb you, but could Druffle come in and see you?

767
00:51:26,484 --> 00:51:29,320
Well, of course Druffle can come in and see me.

768
00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:31,822
She lets every nincompoop in this school in here,

769
00:51:31,856 --> 00:51:34,892
and then she hesitates to let a real scholar like Druffle in.

770
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,661
(KNOCKING AT DOOR) Yes, come in.

771
00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:44,969
Now, Druffle, Mr. Lufkin has been explaining to me...

772
00:51:45,002 --> 00:51:46,971
(EXCLAIMS) Who are you?

773
00:51:47,372 --> 00:51:49,640
(MUFFLED MUMBLING)

774
00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:51,809
What did he say? I don't know.

775
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:54,379
The bees... (IMITATING BEES BUZZING)

776
00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:55,780
What's that again?

777
00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:56,847
(MUMBLING)

778
00:52:03,521 --> 00:52:04,722
It's Druffle. Oh.

779
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:09,627
"Bitten by bumble bees. Doctor says I'm allergic to them."

780
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:12,463
"Will have to abandon experiment."

781
00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:15,032
"Am taking pills. May be ready next year."

782
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,668
Lufkin, we're through!

783
00:52:17,702 --> 00:52:19,003
There goes the Forsythe Award.

784
00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:23,040
There'll be no mortgage payment. Medfield will go down the drain.

785
00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:27,645
Not quite, sir. There's... There's Dexter Riley.

786
00:52:27,678 --> 00:52:29,278
I mean, he still thinks he has something.

787
00:52:30,014 --> 00:52:31,716
He certainly does,

788
00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:34,919
a mental condition with that invisibility experiment.

789
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:38,556
Dean Higgins, who else have we got?

790
00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:42,727
Nobody.

791
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,596
But Dexter Riley...

792
00:52:54,205 --> 00:52:58,509
DEXTER: Okay, now the first thing we have to do is get everything organized.

793
00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:00,086
SCHUYLER: You know, Dexter, nobody seems to think

794
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,046
we have a chance at winning this thing

795
00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:05,550
but Debbie, you and I, and I guess maybe Lufkin.

796
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:08,018
You didn't happen to talk to him, did you?

797
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,531
DEXTER: Yeah. Well, Lufkin didn't seem too enthused,

798
00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:11,798
but we can't pay attention to that.

799
00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:14,191
After this showing, Medfield's gonna win the award money

800
00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:16,927
and you and I'll be written up in every chemistry book in the world.

801
00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:19,930
Me, written up in chemistry books? You gotta be kidding!

802
00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:21,732
What's the matter with that?

803
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,734
I flunked chemistry last semester. Oh.

804
00:53:23,768 --> 00:53:25,736
Yeah, that is kind of weird, isn't it?

805
00:53:25,770 --> 00:53:27,171
Oh, well, first things first.

806
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,739
Now, look, we'll spray you invisible.

807
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,875
As soon as you disappear, go to the table

808
00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:32,910
and pick those things up, one at a time.

809
00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:35,045
Now, it'll look like they're floating in the air.

810
00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:36,490
Hey, that should look pretty good, huh?

811
00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:40,017
You're darn right. It'll look terrific. Okay, now let's rehearse it.

812
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,652
Hey, you're not gonna spray me tonight.

813
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,164
Well, yeah, we want to see exactly how this thing works, don't we?

814
00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:46,190
No, listen, I've got a date in a half hour.

815
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,058
I don't want that stuff all over me.

816
00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:49,427
I'd have to take another shower.

817
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,930
Schuyler, this is the last time you'll have to do it. Now, hold still.

818
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,932
I said I didn't want to do it!

819
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,672
Dexter, now look what you've done!

820
00:54:02,106 --> 00:54:03,974
(CRASHING)

821
00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:07,745
Here, hold this. You better stay here.

822
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:21,759
Sorry I disturbed you, but I got, uh, my foot stuck in this bucket here.

823
00:54:27,164 --> 00:54:29,166
Wonder how he did that.

824
00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:32,670
You know, some people don't care how they look at all.

825
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:41,979
Boss, you are not going to believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes.

826
00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:43,981
Yeah, Cookie? You saw what with your own eyes?

827
00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:45,826
Well, I don't know how to tell you. It's like crazy.

828
00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:47,151
Well, tell me what it is.

829
00:54:47,184 --> 00:54:48,586
You're gonna laugh at me, boss.

830
00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:51,656
All right, dum-dum, so I'll laugh at you. Will you tell me what it is?

831
00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:53,023
Well, this...

832
00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:55,826
Excuse me. (SIGHS)

833
00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:01,666
This kid's got this spray, you know, like they used to use for bugs. Well...

834
00:55:02,232 --> 00:55:04,935
Ah... Cookie, you're aggravating me!

835
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:07,037
Well, you spray people with...

836
00:55:07,672 --> 00:55:10,140
Excuse me. I'm sorry, Al.

837
00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:14,645
Well, it makes people... It makes them...

838
00:55:14,679 --> 00:55:16,180
It makes them what?

839
00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:18,349
You're not going to believe this. Try me.

840
00:55:18,383 --> 00:55:19,650
Invisible.

841
00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:23,153
I believe you.

842
00:55:23,187 --> 00:55:26,223
You see, I knew! I knew like I know my own name.

843
00:55:28,393 --> 00:55:29,326
You believe me?

844
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,328
You bet your sweet life, I believe you.

845
00:55:31,362 --> 00:55:34,064
I knew there was something crazy going on around here.

846
00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:36,567
Now, listen, birdbrain, this is what I want you to do.

847
00:56:35,092 --> 00:56:36,427
You know what I mean?

848
00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:39,964
(LAUGHING) Good morning, Mr. Forsythe. It's so nice to see you again.

849
00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:41,932
Yes, well, it's nice to see you, Eugene.

850
00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:46,036
I saw you on the golf match on TV. Very funny.

851
00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,105
Funny, indeed. Well, I don't know what happened.

852
00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:50,975
Yeah, well, golf isn't important. It's science.

853
00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:52,419
Hope you have something interesting for me.

854
00:56:52,443 --> 00:56:53,678
Yes. Well, listen...

855
00:56:53,711 --> 00:56:57,114
Say, you should have seen our display last night, Eugene.

856
00:56:57,147 --> 00:57:00,985
A new version of a helio-spectrogram. Quite remarkable.

857
00:57:01,486 --> 00:57:05,122
Yes, the Medfield press predicted that State'll take first place with that one.

858
00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:08,125
Well, the Medfield press isn't going to pick the winner of this contest.

859
00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:10,394
Medfield's display today, Rutland tomorrow.

860
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:13,073
Then we'll let me make the announcement of the winner on Friday night,

861
00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:14,240
won't we? Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.

862
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:15,700
Better believe it.

863
00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,078
Okay, Schuyler, are you sure you got everything worked out?

864
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:19,670
I mean, you're not worried?

865
00:57:19,704 --> 00:57:21,138
Don't worry about me.

866
00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:23,908
I rise to the occasion when I perform in front of people.

867
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,853
Good. Now, look, as soon as you finish your act, just give Debbie the signal.

868
00:57:26,877 --> 00:57:30,014
She'll pour the water on you. Believe me, this thing's gonna be terrific.

869
00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:31,448
Right this way, Mr. Forsythe.

870
00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:32,917
Good morning.

871
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:36,821
Distinguished deans, honorable scholars, please come right this way.

872
00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:39,156
I think this would be a good place to watch from, sir.

873
00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:42,326
This is Dexter Riley and his assistant.

874
00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:43,928
Nice to know you, young people.

875
00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:45,062
Yes, sir. Hi.

876
00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:46,997
Well, young fellow, what've you got to show us?

877
00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:51,846
Well, sir, I think we've come up with something very extraordinary on invisibility.

878
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:55,105
You're not kidding us, are you, Dean, hmm?

879
00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:57,107
No. I mean, I don't think so.

880
00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,209
Why don't you just sit down?

881
00:57:59,243 --> 00:58:01,512
Let me explain the procedure to you,

882
00:58:01,546 --> 00:58:02,847
so that no one will be alarmed.

883
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,357
Now, I'm going to spray this substance

884
00:58:04,381 --> 00:58:06,350
on Mr. Schuyler and he will disappear.

885
00:58:06,383 --> 00:58:09,053
He will then go to the table and raise those objects.

886
00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:10,564
Mr. Schuyler will talk as he does this,

887
00:58:10,588 --> 00:58:15,059
so that you will know that it's his invisible body raising the objects.

888
00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:16,293
All right?

889
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:18,095
Now, watch closely.

890
00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:32,743
You don't see me, but I am now walking toward the table.

891
00:58:34,879 --> 00:58:36,781
Now, you will see a vase.

892
00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:41,451
It is floating in the air.

893
00:58:42,286 --> 00:58:44,789
But it is not floating in the air.

894
00:58:45,389 --> 00:58:49,927
Although you cannot see me, I am holding the vase.

895
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,261
Schuyler!

896
00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:55,432
I am now walking back to the table.

897
00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:58,268
This ball.

898
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,272
It seems to be bouncing by itself.

899
00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:08,078
However, it is not. It is I who am bouncing the ball.

900
00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:10,581
We've had enough of this. Come along!

901
00:59:10,615 --> 00:59:12,382
You call this science?

902
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:15,152
It's a disgrace to the academic world, that's what it is.

903
00:59:17,421 --> 00:59:19,523
Don't apologize, Dean! I'm a busy man.

904
00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,092
It may have been a simple error in the formula.

905
00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:25,863
SCHUYLER: Well, I guess they've seen enough. I'm over here.

906
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,397
You can hit me with the water now.

907
00:59:27,431 --> 00:59:29,066
I don't want to stay invisible too long.

908
00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:38,442
Pretty good, huh? Hey, but listen, next time, try some lukewarm water.

909
00:59:38,475 --> 00:59:39,644
Okay?

910
00:59:39,677 --> 00:59:42,813
Hey, this isn't our formula. This is just colored water.

911
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,449
What do you mean? You didn't disappear.

912
00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:46,627
You know, I don't understand it,

913
00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:48,819
but somebody must've snuck in here and changed it.

914
00:59:48,853 --> 00:59:51,455
I didn't? Yeah, but nobody knew about it but the three of us.

915
00:59:51,488 --> 00:59:53,290
Oh, hi, kids. Hi, Charlie.

916
00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:55,259
You mean I never was invisible?

917
00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:57,594
Schuyler, you didn't tell anybody, did you?

918
00:59:57,628 --> 00:59:59,396
Tell them what?

919
00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:00,931
Charlie!

920
01:00:00,965 --> 01:00:02,499
That other janitor, what's his name?

921
01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:05,269
There's no other janitor.

922
01:00:05,302 --> 01:00:06,971
Well, there was on Tuesday night.

923
01:00:07,004 --> 01:00:09,406
There's no janitor who works here on Tuesday nights.

924
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:11,408
Part of Dean Higgins' economy plan.

925
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:12,943
(LAUGHS) And you know the dean.

926
01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:14,211
Yeah, I do.

927
01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:15,846
Thanks a lot.

928
01:00:17,181 --> 01:00:20,350
So it was that fake janitor that made the switch, whoever he was.

929
01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:22,619
I've seen that face somewhere before.

930
01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:24,154
What face?

931
01:00:24,188 --> 01:00:25,890
Arno's chauffeur.

932
01:00:26,190 --> 01:00:28,258
Boy, Arno with that stuff could be murder.

933
01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:30,160
I wonder what he's gonna do with it.

934
01:00:30,194 --> 01:00:32,096
Yeah. And how are we going to find that out?

935
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,398
Maybe we should let him tell us.

936
01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:38,168
Testing, one, two, three, four.

937
01:00:38,202 --> 01:00:40,304
DEXTER: Loud and clear. Good luck.

938
01:00:55,986 --> 01:01:00,024
Oh! Aren't those beautiful?

939
01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:02,669
Yes, they are. They're for Mr. Arno. Oh, they're gorgeous!

940
01:01:02,693 --> 01:01:04,061
Is he in?

941
01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:05,996
Oh. Well, I'll take them in.

942
01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:08,999
Um... No, I'm sorry, but there's a message involved.

943
01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:11,135
We have to deliver them in person, you see.

944
01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:13,403
There's a message for Mr. Arno.

945
01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:18,408
Oh! I see. Okay, just a minute.

946
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:25,916
Mr. Arno, there are some delivery boys out here

947
01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:28,085
with some flowers for you.

948
01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:31,221
Flowers for me? Who'd be sending me flowers?

949
01:01:31,588 --> 01:01:32,923
I don't know, sir.

950
01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:34,424
Tell them to leave 'em.

951
01:01:35,092 --> 01:01:37,427
Oh, well, sir, there's a message involved.

952
01:01:37,461 --> 01:01:40,030
They say they have to deliver them in person.

953
01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:42,132
All right, send them in.

954
01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:45,435
Who'd be sending me flowers?

955
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,037
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

956
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,244
Mr. Arno, sir. Yes?

957
01:01:54,278 --> 01:01:55,545
These flowers are for you.

958
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,451
Ready? Yeah.

959
01:02:02,753 --> 01:02:03,954
(BLOWING)

960
01:02:06,623 --> 01:02:08,292
(ALL HUMMING)

961
01:02:09,994 --> 01:02:13,230
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you

962
01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:16,033
♪ Happy birthday to you

963
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:19,569
♪ Happy birthday, Mr. Arno

964
01:02:19,603 --> 01:02:22,539
♪ Happy birthday to you

965
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:25,442
Signed E.J. Higgins, Dean of Medfield College.

966
01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:28,278
But it isn't even my birthday. Now what's this all about?

967
01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:30,314
Why's he sending me flowers?

968
01:02:30,347 --> 01:02:33,150
Uh... I don't know, sir. Maybe he just likes you.

969
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:34,985
What?

970
01:02:35,019 --> 01:02:36,220
Well, we can't take them back.

971
01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:38,122
And it really does liven up your office, sir.

972
01:02:38,155 --> 01:02:39,289
Oh, yeah.

973
01:02:39,323 --> 01:02:41,191
Oh, Cookie, take care of them, will you?

974
01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:43,293
Oh, and they're plastic, too.

975
01:02:43,327 --> 01:02:45,029
You don't have to water them.

976
01:02:45,830 --> 01:02:48,265
Yeah. Just leave 'em alone and they'll last forever.

977
01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:50,743
ARNO: Yeah, well, that's good to know. Thank you very much, boys.

978
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:54,138
I'll be sure to thank the dean when I see him. Goodbye.

979
01:02:54,171 --> 01:02:55,105
(ALL EXCLAIM)

980
01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:57,007
Okay, that takes care of the first part.

981
01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:59,352
Now, look. We gotta set up a watch on this radio, day and night,

982
01:02:59,376 --> 01:03:00,653
till we find out what's going on.

983
01:03:00,677 --> 01:03:04,014
ARNO: (LAUGHING) Get a load of Dean Higgins sending me flowers.

984
01:03:04,048 --> 01:03:05,515
He must really be in a panic.

985
01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:07,584
Yeah. He must think I'm going to foreclose on him.

986
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,086
You know something, he's right!

987
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:10,120
(ALL LAUGHING)

988
01:03:16,326 --> 01:03:18,695
All right, let's give us a little room, would you, please?

989
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:22,566
Well, what do you know, a bank taking in money. That's pretty good.

990
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,835
In this area, Friday's payday.

991
01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:26,370
The bank cashes a lot of paychecks.

992
01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:28,338
People coming in from all over.

993
01:03:28,372 --> 01:03:31,041
So, if you ever need any dough on a Friday, Mr. Arno,

994
01:03:31,075 --> 01:03:32,318
you know where to come to get it.

995
01:03:32,342 --> 01:03:34,320
(LAUGHS) That's pretty good, Mike. That's pretty good.

996
01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:36,580
So long, Mr. Arno. I'll be seeing you.

997
01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:42,186
COOKIE: Twenty more points. I got you in a blitz.

998
01:03:42,219 --> 01:03:43,187
You know, I wish you'd concentrate.

999
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:45,522
I feel like I'm taking advantage of your head.

1000
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,396
You threw this eighter?

1001
01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:57,301
Again? Man, you are killing me.

1002
01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:58,268
I don't know why you threw me the eight.

1003
01:03:58,302 --> 01:03:59,846
You know I need the eight. Why'd you throw it?

1004
01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:01,414
What do you mean I know you needed the eight?

1005
01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:02,706
I needed the eight.

1006
01:04:02,739 --> 01:04:04,084
I did not know you needed the eight.

1007
01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:05,318
If I knew you needed the eight,

1008
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:06,742
I never would have thrown it to you.

1009
01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:10,247
Okay, boys, put the cards away. We got business.

1010
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,381
Big business.

1011
01:04:11,415 --> 01:04:12,549
ALFRED: What's up, chief?

1012
01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:15,419
Alfred, first of all, I want you to go out and get a car.

1013
01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:18,088
Something nondescript that people won't notice.

1014
01:04:18,122 --> 01:04:20,257
Use a phony name so it can't be traced back to us.

1015
01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:21,658
I'm on my way.

1016
01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,327
But his ice cream will melt.

1017
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,728
Will you shut up and listen?

1018
01:04:26,596 --> 01:04:28,565
Cookie, this will be the first one of many.

1019
01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:30,200
Huh?

1020
01:04:30,734 --> 01:04:32,178
If there was a chance of getting caught,

1021
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,837
I wouldn't try it, but there's no way.

1022
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,539
Invisible men walk into the bank.

1023
01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:38,542
Spray the money invisible. Invisible men walk out.

1024
01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:40,310
The crime of the century.

1025
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,237
COOKIE: What are you talking about?

1026
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:48,285
Cookie, at exactly 1:00 today, you and I are hitting the Medfield Bank.

1027
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:05,269
Vertical line, add on, using the principle of repetition,

1028
01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:11,341
we see what is commonly referred to as the Roman Keyhole Effect.

1029
01:05:11,808 --> 01:05:15,779
But this in fact can be traced back to the early Phoenicians.

1030
01:05:16,446 --> 01:05:20,750
Now, early Phoenician art can be traced back

1031
01:05:20,784 --> 01:05:23,620
to the Franco-Cantabian- Paleolithic age,

1032
01:05:23,653 --> 01:05:25,789
when the first implements fashioned

1033
01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:28,758
by the hand and mind of man appeared.

1034
01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:35,499
A fascinating question arises as to whether Western naturalistic art

1035
01:05:35,532 --> 01:05:38,835
ever made contact with the Caspian

1036
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,171
and Neolithic pre-Egyptian world.

1037
01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:46,643
In order to study the Phoenician art form,

1038
01:05:47,311 --> 01:05:50,580
we must first investigate the lifestyle of the period

1039
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:53,517
and the accomplishments of these people.

1040
01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:54,618
Psst!

1041
01:05:57,521 --> 01:05:58,864
(SIGHS) PROFESSOR: It is interesting to note...

1042
01:05:58,888 --> 01:05:59,990
SCHUYLER: Psst!

1043
01:06:00,024 --> 01:06:01,658
That the color purple

1044
01:06:01,691 --> 01:06:05,629
was first found by the early Phoenicians

1045
01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:07,998
in a Mediterranean shellfish...

1046
01:06:08,032 --> 01:06:09,699
Excuse me, Professor.

1047
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,736
By the name of Murex...

1048
01:06:14,371 --> 01:06:15,539
Uh...

1049
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,343
I... Excuse me.

1050
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:22,479
That is found in the Mediterranean Sea.

1051
01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:25,915
An extract by the name of Murex.

1052
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:31,721
Murex, which is spelled.

1053
01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:34,858
M...

1054
01:06:36,893 --> 01:06:37,894
M...

1055
01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:40,897
So, that's what they're planning.

1056
01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:43,833
If we can get that formula back, we can still win that award.

1057
01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:45,878
They don't announce the winner till tonight. Now, look, Schuyler.

1058
01:06:45,902 --> 01:06:47,713
You get down to the police and tell them what you overheard.

1059
01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:50,274
The rest of the guys and I will go down to the bank. Let's go!

1060
01:06:52,376 --> 01:06:54,378
Now, you're sure about this?

1061
01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:55,879
(STAMMERING) I...

1062
01:06:55,912 --> 01:06:58,815
I mean, you could be in an awful lot of trouble if you're wrong.

1063
01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,660
Yes, sir, I understand that. I'll guarantee it.

1064
01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:02,119
Yeah, all right. I...

1065
01:07:02,152 --> 01:07:06,890
Burns, I think that you'd better go around and warn all the tellers.

1066
01:07:06,923 --> 01:07:08,625
But, Mr. Sampson... (EXCLAIMING)

1067
01:07:09,093 --> 01:07:11,761
I'm not saying shoot to kill.

1068
01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:13,897
Just to keep an eye on him, that's all.

1069
01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:17,467
Excuse me, sir, but keeping an eye on him won't do any good.

1070
01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:19,369
It won't? Why not?

1071
01:07:19,736 --> 01:07:22,539
Well... You won't be able to see them.

1072
01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:24,808
What?

1073
01:07:26,943 --> 01:07:28,478
You see, they'll be invisible.

1074
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,880
And they'll make the money invisible, too.

1075
01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:32,816
So (SIGHS)

1076
01:07:34,451 --> 01:07:36,052
you really won't see anything.

1077
01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:39,656
You'll just find the money gone. That's all.

1078
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:44,961
And how do you propose to stop all this?

1079
01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:47,597
Well, in order to make the money visible again,

1080
01:07:47,631 --> 01:07:49,299
all we have to do is wet them down.

1081
01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:51,468
Wet them down?

1082
01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:57,807
Wet them down. I see.

1083
01:07:59,343 --> 01:08:02,712
I suppose you're suggesting that we drive

1084
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,614
a fire truck right in here to the bank.

1085
01:08:04,648 --> 01:08:05,782
Something like that?

1086
01:08:06,683 --> 01:08:08,618
I didn't mean that exactly, but...

1087
01:08:08,652 --> 01:08:12,021
This is the biggest bunch of nonsense I've ever heard in my life.

1088
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:16,460
Burns, you may return to your duties.

1089
01:08:16,993 --> 01:08:18,795
Good day, Mr. Riley.

1090
01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:21,097
Mr. Sampson...

1091
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:24,668
(GROANS)

1092
01:08:40,384 --> 01:08:41,485
What happened?

1093
01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:42,652
What'd he say?

1094
01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,489
No soap, huh? He wouldn't believe us.

1095
01:08:45,522 --> 01:08:46,756
Ah, nobody believes us.

1096
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,658
Hey, guys! How'd it go?

1097
01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:50,002
DEXTER: Nothing. But what did the police say?

1098
01:08:50,026 --> 01:08:51,661
Ah, they said I was nuts.

1099
01:08:51,695 --> 01:08:53,163
It's enough to drive you crazy.

1100
01:08:53,197 --> 01:08:55,665
We could solve the school's problems and save the bank too,

1101
01:08:55,699 --> 01:08:57,701
if we could just get somebody to listen to us!

1102
01:08:58,535 --> 01:09:00,537
Wait a second. Water!

1103
01:09:01,037 --> 01:09:03,940
Don't you see? Look, some of you guys get down to the hardware store

1104
01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:05,875
and get some fire hose and a wrench.

1105
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:07,944
Hurry up! We haven't got much time left!

1106
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:09,097
Let's go. Come on. Let's go.

1107
01:09:10,046 --> 01:09:11,481
Nice.

1108
01:09:11,515 --> 01:09:13,049
Hey, hey. Here he comes.

1109
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,685
Get down!

1110
01:09:17,554 --> 01:09:20,557
COOKIE: Hey, how about this? A spot right in front of the joint.

1111
01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:23,092
ARNO: Just don't hit the car in back of you, stupid.

1112
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,183
Come on. Hurry up. Those guys are in there already.

1113
01:09:50,086 --> 01:09:51,555
Come on. Hurry.

1114
01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:57,193
(GROANS) A few more of these and we can break for lunch.

1115
01:09:57,227 --> 01:10:00,764
It's about time. My stomach's been growling for the last hour.

1116
01:10:00,797 --> 01:10:03,500
Why don't we go to Eddy's? He's got great chili, you know.

1117
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:04,534
(EXCLAIMS)

1118
01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:08,772
We don't have to have chili. We could have hot dogs and beans.

1119
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,608
What's the matter with you? (GROANS)

1120
01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:16,522
ARNO: Okay, Cookie, spray all the loot, then put that thing under your coat.

1121
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:17,947
COOKIE: Gotcha, boss.

1122
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,050
Hey! This stuff really works!

1123
01:10:21,084 --> 01:10:22,586
Okay, let's get out of here.

1124
01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:23,920
Come on, Schuyler, step on it!

1125
01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:25,054
I am! I am!

1126
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:29,902
Will you hurry? They're gonna be out of there in a second!

1127
01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:32,629
It's stuck! I bet nobody's turned it in years.

1128
01:10:32,662 --> 01:10:33,963
Give it all you got!

1129
01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,943
COOKIE: You know, this money's heavier than I thought.

1130
01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:39,569
ARNO: Will you keep quiet?

1131
01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:52,916
Come on, they're getting away!

1132
01:10:58,822 --> 01:10:59,923
Schuyler!

1133
01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:01,958
Got it! Got it!

1134
01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:04,794
What in the world is...

1135
01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,663
BOY 1: Those are the wrong guys!

1136
01:11:06,696 --> 01:11:07,964
BOY 2: Cut it off!

1137
01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:15,138
They're heading for the West End.

1138
01:11:15,171 --> 01:11:17,974
Yeah, look, Schuyler, you and Dick get down to Taylor Street.

1139
01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:20,510
See if you can't block 'em off at Osborne.

1140
01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:32,922
Burns, what's happened?

1141
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:36,526
I don't know. I was just standing here and the lights went out.

1142
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:40,897
That kid was right. Why didn't you listen to him?

1143
01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:47,203
Operator, get me the police.

1144
01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:48,872
(WHEEZES)

1145
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,542
(HORNS HONKING)

1146
01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:07,924
COOKIE: Nice day, Officer.

1147
01:12:24,608 --> 01:12:25,775
COOKIE: Hey, it's them kids!

1148
01:12:30,714 --> 01:12:31,991
What do we do, boss? We're trapped.

1149
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,182
ARNO: I'll show you.

1150
01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:35,051
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1151
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,725
Everybody stay down!

1152
01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,263
Oh, no.

1153
01:12:48,565 --> 01:12:51,045
ARNO: Okay, you kids, clear out or we're coming out to get you!

1154
01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:54,137
Dexter, maybe we'd better be on our way.

1155
01:12:54,438 --> 01:12:56,205
Schuyler, stay behind your car.

1156
01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,107
(SIREN WAILING)

1157
01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:02,612
COOKIE: Now we got cops. I don't like it.

1158
01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:05,915
The police! Come on, Sergeant.

1159
01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:08,084
We got 'em trapped.

1160
01:13:08,818 --> 01:13:10,219
Hey, no, watch out! Watch out!

1161
01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:12,355
Look out! Get behind your car, Sergeant!

1162
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:15,391
What's going on here? Let's get these cars out of here.

1163
01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:16,793
I got to get to a bank robbery.

1164
01:13:16,826 --> 01:13:19,128
But we got the robbers trapped in that car.

1165
01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:20,730
You what?

1166
01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:22,766
You can't see them, that's all.

1167
01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:25,068
Don't you give me any more of that invisible nonsense.

1168
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:27,103
I had enough of that down at the station!

1169
01:13:30,974 --> 01:13:32,141
You know something, boy?

1170
01:13:32,175 --> 01:13:34,077
I'm beginning to believe you.

1171
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,745
Shall we shoot, Sarge?

1172
01:13:35,779 --> 01:13:37,113
What at?

1173
01:13:37,814 --> 01:13:39,148
ARNO: Okay, let's get out of here.

1174
01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:40,316
COOKIE: You're the boss.

1175
01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,789
Hey! They're going to ram us. Let's go.

1176
01:13:45,822 --> 01:13:47,691
BOY: Let's get out of here!

1177
01:13:48,825 --> 01:13:50,259
My insurance!

1178
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:54,462
Hey, Murph, they hit our unit!

1179
01:13:58,001 --> 01:13:59,481
Come on, Murphy, let's get that thing!

1180
01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:06,810
(SIREN WAILING)

1181
01:14:31,535 --> 01:14:34,103
SCHUYLER: Dexter, a car! DEXTER: Hold on!

1182
01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:35,805
(HORN BLARING)

1183
01:14:42,045 --> 01:14:44,056
COOKIE: Now we're in trouble. The cops are getting closer.

1184
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,515
ARNO: Yeah, you're telling me.

1185
01:14:45,549 --> 01:14:48,518
I got it! Spray the car invisible.

1186
01:14:48,552 --> 01:14:51,020
Boss, you're a genius. Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

1187
01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:55,324
Will you hurry up? We haven't got all day.

1188
01:14:55,358 --> 01:14:56,760
Yeah, yeah.

1189
01:14:58,061 --> 01:14:59,395
(SIREN WAILING)

1190
01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:03,332
Ah! There's no cop on earth could touch us now.

1191
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,736
Go to the right of that truck, Murph.

1192
01:15:06,770 --> 01:15:08,071
Slow down, it's an intersection.

1193
01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:10,273
Don't worry, Sarge, it's clear as a bell.

1194
01:15:15,111 --> 01:15:17,080
COOKIE: It's the cop's car! How could he hit us?

1195
01:15:17,113 --> 01:15:18,514
ARNO: Because he didn't see us.

1196
01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:20,216
Now, come on, let's get out of here.

1197
01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:22,185
(TIRES SQUEALING)

1198
01:15:27,924 --> 01:15:29,158
What'd you hit?

1199
01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:30,760
I don't really know.

1200
01:15:30,794 --> 01:15:32,261
I bet they sprayed the car invisible.

1201
01:15:32,962 --> 01:15:34,931
You know something, Murphy, I think he's right.

1202
01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:36,232
Well, we hit something, Sarge.

1203
01:15:36,265 --> 01:15:37,366
Well, see you, Sarge.

1204
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,868
BOTH: Wait a minute.

1205
01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:41,237
Crazy kids. Look out, Murphy!

1206
01:15:45,609 --> 01:15:47,276
Attention, all cars.

1207
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:50,213
Bank robbers now headed south on Osborne Street near 10th.

1208
01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:51,948
(SIGHING)

1209
01:15:51,981 --> 01:15:53,249
In an invisible car.

1210
01:15:53,282 --> 01:15:55,251
OFFICER: An invisible what, Sarge?

1211
01:15:55,284 --> 01:15:58,087
You heard me, I said invisible car.

1212
01:15:58,121 --> 01:15:59,531
Now there's a bunch of kids in a dune buggy

1213
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,190
that's probably tailing them right now.

1214
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:03,392
When you see 'em, close in. Out.

1215
01:16:03,426 --> 01:16:06,429
That's the problem with the department. No imagination.

1216
01:16:06,462 --> 01:16:08,564
What's so strange about an invisible car?

1217
01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:09,966
Nothing.

1218
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:14,070
We can't be too far behind him.

1219
01:16:14,103 --> 01:16:16,005
Yeah. Keep your eyes open for anything.

1220
01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:21,077
Hey, there he is! There he is, man.

1221
01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:25,457
ARNO: Stop, you're gonna hit those guys!

1222
01:16:25,481 --> 01:16:27,350
COOKIE: I can't. The kids are right behind me.

1223
01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:31,921
There he is! Hey, look out!

1224
01:16:31,955 --> 01:16:33,122
DEBBIE: Look out!

1225
01:16:35,992 --> 01:16:37,002
ARNO: Watch it. COOKIE: What?

1226
01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:38,127
Watch it. What?

1227
01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:39,528
Watch it!

1228
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:43,408
DEBBIE: (SCREAMS) We're gonna get wet! DEXTER: Hold on!

1229
01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:44,834
(SCHUYLER EXCLAIMS)

1230
01:16:44,868 --> 01:16:46,936
Hey, what'd you go up on the sidewalk for?

1231
01:16:46,970 --> 01:16:47,937
Look, do you want to drive?

1232
01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:49,481
Yeah, well, there's no top. Be careful.

1233
01:16:49,505 --> 01:16:50,874
Yeah. All right. All right.

1234
01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:52,627
Sergeant Cassidy, come in, please.

1235
01:16:54,177 --> 01:16:55,645
This is Sergeant Cassidy.

1236
01:16:55,679 --> 01:16:57,480
The invisible vehicle eluded us.

1237
01:16:57,513 --> 01:17:00,016
He's evidently following Fowler Street out of town.

1238
01:17:01,985 --> 01:17:03,295
Have your men follow three abreast,

1239
01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:06,422
I'll have the highway patrol set up a roadblock near the park. Out.

1240
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:07,356
Roger.

1241
01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:09,358
He won't get away from us this time, Murph.

1242
01:17:09,392 --> 01:17:10,526
Not this time.

1243
01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:23,372
(ARNO LAUGHING)

1244
01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:24,640
ARNO: They think they got us!

1245
01:17:24,674 --> 01:17:27,310
Pull over to the side of the road. Let the kids go by.

1246
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,618
SCHUYLER: Hey, those guys aren't doing anything.

1247
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:38,154
We must've passed right by 'em.

1248
01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:44,527
ARNO: Now, Cookie, take us home.

1249
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,896
We'll hit the showers and set up our alibi.

1250
01:17:46,930 --> 01:17:49,565
COOKIE: Okay, boss, but I hope you know what you're doing.

1251
01:17:50,566 --> 01:17:52,335
What happened to the invisible car?

1252
01:17:52,368 --> 01:17:55,038
Probably let you slip by them, then went back the other way.

1253
01:17:55,071 --> 01:17:56,148
But don't worry, we'll get him.

1254
01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:58,341
In fact, he's practically in our hands right now.

1255
01:17:58,374 --> 01:18:00,043
COOKIE: We lost 'em. ARNO: Sure.

1256
01:18:00,076 --> 01:18:02,245
Oh, no! Down the bridle path.

1257
01:18:25,434 --> 01:18:27,270
(HORN HONKING)

1258
01:18:28,604 --> 01:18:30,273
(HORSES WHINNYING)

1259
01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:34,610
COOKIE: Hey, get them nags out of the way here!

1260
01:18:34,643 --> 01:18:36,445
(HONKING CONTINUES)

1261
01:18:39,148 --> 01:18:40,392
Yes, Sergeant. He broke through the bridle trail

1262
01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,717
and headed down Peppertree Lane.

1263
01:18:42,585 --> 01:18:45,021
He's probably heading south.

1264
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,356
I'll alert the Riverton Police Department.

1265
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:49,993
In the meantime, your units can head on down there.

1266
01:18:50,626 --> 01:18:52,571
Right, Sergeant. Officer, can I speak to the sergeant?

1267
01:18:52,595 --> 01:18:54,230
I'm sorry, it's for official use only.

1268
01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:56,565
You see, I gotta speak to him. He's all wrong.

1269
01:18:56,599 --> 01:18:58,134
Yeah, I'm sure of that.

1270
01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:00,003
All right, fellas, move out for Riverton.

1271
01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:02,605
Where to now? To see Sergeant Cassidy.

1272
01:19:02,638 --> 01:19:05,308
Why? Because I think he's wrong.

1273
01:19:10,313 --> 01:19:12,348
(SIRENS WAILING)

1274
01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:41,544
I wonder what Cassidy'll say this time.

1275
01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:44,647
Whoever did this is just like any other crook.

1276
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:46,015
He's got the money,

1277
01:19:46,049 --> 01:19:49,152
now all he wants to do is get as far away from this town as possible.

1278
01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:52,121
And if you ask me, he's on his way to Riverton right now.

1279
01:19:52,155 --> 01:19:53,489
But Arno's different.

1280
01:19:53,522 --> 01:19:56,492
He'll want to come back, become visible and establish an alibi.

1281
01:19:56,525 --> 01:19:58,327
Now, son, that's just a guess.

1282
01:19:58,361 --> 01:20:01,230
We've got this whole thing pretty well figured out.

1283
01:20:02,698 --> 01:20:05,101
It's about time you got here.

1284
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:06,669
I'm sorry, Sarge.

1285
01:20:06,702 --> 01:20:09,372
They had me out looking for an invisible car.

1286
01:20:09,405 --> 01:20:12,041
Now I think the department's going nuts.

1287
01:20:13,409 --> 01:20:14,643
You do, huh? (SCOFFS)

1288
01:20:15,411 --> 01:20:16,712
Come on, let's get to Riverton.

1289
01:20:23,719 --> 01:20:26,155
We might as well go on home. We've done all we can here.

1290
01:20:26,189 --> 01:20:27,857
Hey, wait a second. We got to get my car.

1291
01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:30,159
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that thing.

1292
01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:32,395
What do you mean, "that thing"?

1293
01:20:41,104 --> 01:20:43,106
ARNO: Look out for the police car! Look out!

1294
01:20:47,210 --> 01:20:49,712
That's him. By golly, the kid was right, Murph.

1295
01:20:56,252 --> 01:20:57,586
Attention, all units.

1296
01:20:57,620 --> 01:21:00,189
Invisible car now going north on Osborne.

1297
01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:03,759
How could you expect us to change the tire

1298
01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:05,728
when you haven't got a spare?

1299
01:21:05,761 --> 01:21:07,663
You could've patched it or something.

1300
01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:09,398
You guys had plenty of time.

1301
01:21:09,432 --> 01:21:11,410
You can't patch that thing. Look at it. (SIRENS WAILING)

1302
01:21:11,434 --> 01:21:13,412
Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You guys hear those sirens?

1303
01:21:13,436 --> 01:21:14,570
They must've found Arno.

1304
01:21:14,603 --> 01:21:16,281
Hey, it sounds like he's headed for Highland Park.

1305
01:21:16,305 --> 01:21:18,107
Yeah! That's where Arno lives.

1306
01:21:18,141 --> 01:21:20,576
Listen, Chester Avenue is the only way in there.

1307
01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:22,587
So if we block it off, we've got him caged in, right?

1308
01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:23,879
Right. Let's go!

1309
01:21:23,913 --> 01:21:26,215
Hey, how am I gonna get there? I got a flat tire.

1310
01:21:28,251 --> 01:21:29,618
Ride your rim.

1311
01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,712
DEXTER: Come on, Schuyler, bring it over here!

1312
01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:58,314
I'm coming. I'm coming.

1313
01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:03,152
Schuyler, hurry up!

1314
01:22:03,186 --> 01:22:05,754
I can't! I think I'm out of gas!

1315
01:22:06,489 --> 01:22:07,590
Oh, no. Oh, boy!

1316
01:22:07,623 --> 01:22:09,063
Come on, let's shove him in. Come on.

1317
01:22:11,494 --> 01:22:12,828
DEXTER: Come on! Let's go.

1318
01:22:12,861 --> 01:22:14,330
Hurry up.

1319
01:22:15,831 --> 01:22:18,201
Come on! DEXTER: Push!

1320
01:22:20,703 --> 01:22:22,471
ARNO: Is this as fast as this thing'll go?

1321
01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:23,615
COOKIE: I got it floored, boss.

1322
01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:25,808
I don't know what more you want me to do.

1323
01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:27,643
Oh, no! Go through there.

1324
01:22:27,676 --> 01:22:28,844
Yeah, gotcha. Yeah.

1325
01:22:28,877 --> 01:22:30,646
(SCREAMS) We're out of control, boss!

1326
01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:37,686
Let's go. Come on.

1327
01:22:40,356 --> 01:22:41,890
(ALL CHATTERING)

1328
01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:47,796
(ALL SCREAMING)

1329
01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:52,635
Oh, my God!

1330
01:22:54,837 --> 01:22:56,705
(ALL MURMURING)

1331
01:23:03,379 --> 01:23:05,014
What happened? What happened?

1332
01:23:05,048 --> 01:23:06,549
Why, you idiot!

1333
01:23:07,383 --> 01:23:09,452
There they are! The pool.

1334
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:10,519
There's the formula!

1335
01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:11,720
It's over there.

1336
01:23:11,754 --> 01:23:13,722
(ALL CLAMORING)

1337
01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:17,226
Boss, I can't swim. Good!

1338
01:23:17,893 --> 01:23:19,871
Don't just stand around. Let's get 'em out of there.

1339
01:23:19,895 --> 01:23:21,464
Keep an eye on them.

1340
01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:23,899
Pull them out. Get 'em over to the police car.

1341
01:23:26,769 --> 01:23:28,471
You stupid... CASSIDY: Hey, knock it off!

1342
01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:29,784
Knock it off. Get 'em over there.

1343
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:31,874
BOY: Come on. Got it!

1344
01:23:31,907 --> 01:23:32,941
Got it!

1345
01:23:32,975 --> 01:23:36,379
There still might be time. Let's go. Come on. Hurry!

1346
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:37,880
Hurry, hurry!

1347
01:23:42,051 --> 01:23:43,886
Look at him.

1348
01:23:43,919 --> 01:23:46,322
The winner won't be announced for five minutes

1349
01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:49,592
and there he is, accepting congratulations.

1350
01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:51,560
The man is disgusting.

1351
01:23:51,594 --> 01:23:55,598
Well, that improvement in the helio-spectrogram was really something.

1352
01:23:56,465 --> 01:23:58,534
I'm afraid he just deserves to win.

1353
01:23:58,567 --> 01:23:59,702
He does not!

1354
01:23:59,735 --> 01:24:01,904
If Druffle hadn't been bitten by those bumble bees,

1355
01:24:01,937 --> 01:24:03,906
we'd have had this thing locked up.

1356
01:24:03,939 --> 01:24:05,441
He's winning by forfeit.

1357
01:24:05,474 --> 01:24:07,018
He's always pulling something like this.

1358
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,912
I tell you, the man's behavior is practically criminal.

1359
01:24:12,781 --> 01:24:16,619
Eugene, how nice to see you.

1360
01:24:16,652 --> 01:24:20,022
Hello, Collingsgood. Congratulations.

1361
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,057
Oh, you can't congratulate me now.

1362
01:24:22,091 --> 01:24:23,592
There are four minutes left.

1363
01:24:23,626 --> 01:24:24,893
We don't even know who won yet.

1364
01:24:24,927 --> 01:24:29,298
Oh, there's Mr. Forsythe on the platform now. Will you excuse me?

1365
01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:32,067
I want to get close so I don't have to fight through the crowd

1366
01:24:32,101 --> 01:24:33,469
when the announcement is made.

1367
01:24:33,502 --> 01:24:34,603
Certainly. Certainly.

1368
01:24:35,671 --> 01:24:38,607
He doesn't know who the winner is going to be,

1369
01:24:38,641 --> 01:24:42,811
but he wants to be close so he doesn't have to fight his way through the crowd.

1370
01:24:42,978 --> 01:24:43,979
(SCOFFS)

1371
01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:50,653
BOY: I hope we're not too late.

1372
01:24:52,355 --> 01:24:54,457
Forsythe, wait a second! Hold on!

1373
01:24:54,490 --> 01:24:55,924
(STUDENTS CLAMORING)

1374
01:24:55,958 --> 01:24:57,960
Forsythe. Have you announced the winner yet?

1375
01:24:57,993 --> 01:24:59,828
No. No... Okay, we've still got time then.

1376
01:24:59,862 --> 01:25:01,430
We got it! We really got it.

1377
01:25:01,464 --> 01:25:03,766
The real formula got stolen and we just got it back.

1378
01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:05,076
Now, if you'll let us demonstrate,

1379
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:06,635
it'll just take a second.

1380
01:25:06,669 --> 01:25:09,772
Well, it sounds unbelievable, but go ahead.

1381
01:25:09,805 --> 01:25:12,141
Thanks. Okay, Schuyler, get over there.

1382
01:25:12,175 --> 01:25:14,977
Oh, no, not with the invisibility again!

1383
01:25:15,010 --> 01:25:17,613
They're not going to get away with it this time.

1384
01:25:18,514 --> 01:25:19,915
Okay, I'm ready.

1385
01:25:19,948 --> 01:25:22,751
Now if you just watch close, it only takes two squirts.

1386
01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:24,019
Stop that!

1387
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,690
Sorry, Dean, I didn't mean to get it on...

1388
01:25:30,193 --> 01:25:31,627
You didn't disappear.

1389
01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:32,961
He's still there.

1390
01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:34,863
Of course I didn't disappear!

1391
01:25:34,897 --> 01:25:37,633
Can you get it through your thick heads, once and for all,

1392
01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:39,635
nobody is going to disappear?

1393
01:25:39,668 --> 01:25:41,937
I don't know why they insist on ridiculing me.

1394
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:44,673
First that Schuyler walks around with vases,

1395
01:25:44,707 --> 01:25:46,108
pretending like he's invisible...

1396
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:48,010
Something's happened. What?

1397
01:25:48,043 --> 01:25:50,479
Smells like chlorine. It does.

1398
01:25:50,513 --> 01:25:52,615
Wait a minute. Maybe some pool water got into it.

1399
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:54,493
Maybe it's just diluted. I'm telling you for the last time,

1400
01:25:54,517 --> 01:25:57,052
there is no such thing as invisibility!

1401
01:26:00,556 --> 01:26:02,591
Hey, hey! BOY: There it goes, huh?

1402
01:26:05,561 --> 01:26:06,829
I think I'll go home.

1403
01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:10,065
You should too, Lufkin, you're getting that blank look again.

1404
01:26:11,099 --> 01:26:13,402
(ALL CHATTERING)

1405
01:26:14,237 --> 01:26:17,172
Congratulations once more, Collingsgood.

1406
01:26:17,206 --> 01:26:18,707
You ought to start working out.

1407
01:26:18,741 --> 01:26:20,101
Your grip isn't what it used to be.

1408
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,512
Goodbye, folks.

1409
01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:24,580
(ALL SCREAMING)

1410
01:26:24,613 --> 01:26:26,682
People certainly get carried away at these parties.

1411
01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:27,983
(ALL SCREAMING)

1412
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:31,019
Thanks for the invitation, Mr. Forsythe.

1413
01:26:31,053 --> 01:26:32,764
What's the matter with everyone? Have they gone crazy?

1414
01:26:32,788 --> 01:26:34,557
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

1415
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:36,725
My dear fella, you ought to get other work.

1416
01:26:36,759 --> 01:26:39,094
You're making everybody nervous.

1417
01:26:41,864 --> 01:26:43,832
I've never seen people act so strange.

1418
01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:46,469
I wonder what was in that champagne. I'll have to...

1419
01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,871
(SCREAMS)

1420
01:26:50,639 --> 01:26:52,074
Hey! Hey!

1421
01:26:52,941 --> 01:26:54,743
What's he doing lying on the floor?

1422
01:26:58,247 --> 01:27:00,849
Oh, what a dream. Wait a minute, I'm here?

1423
01:27:00,883 --> 01:27:02,651
It wasn't a dream?

1424
01:27:03,586 --> 01:27:05,220
It certainly wasn't.

1425
01:27:05,788 --> 01:27:07,790
Dean Eugene Higgins,

1426
01:27:07,823 --> 01:27:09,625
I take great pride

1427
01:27:09,658 --> 01:27:13,061
in presenting this check to Medfield College,

1428
01:27:13,095 --> 01:27:15,063
$50,000,

1429
01:27:15,097 --> 01:27:18,601
the Forsythe Science Award,

1430
01:27:18,634 --> 01:27:22,671
for your massive contribution to the advancement of science.

1431
01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:30,346
Gee, that was close!

1432
01:27:30,379 --> 01:27:33,549
You know, we just won the award by the skin of our teeth.

1433
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:34,683
DEXTER: We sure did.

1434
01:27:34,717 --> 01:27:37,286
At least Higgins can pay off that $50,000 mortgage now.

1435
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,097
So, I guess the school's good for another year.

1436
01:27:39,121 --> 01:27:40,956
Yeah, but that's the problem.

1437
01:27:40,989 --> 01:27:43,559
He was able to come up with $50,000 this year

1438
01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:45,961
because you invented invisibility.

1439
01:27:45,994 --> 01:27:48,897
But next year, he's got to come up with $50,000 again.

1440
01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:51,133
Yeah, plus, I discovered invisibility by accident.

1441
01:27:51,166 --> 01:27:53,011
How many times is something like that gonna happen?

1442
01:27:53,035 --> 01:27:55,638
Don't start borrowing trouble.

1443
01:27:55,671 --> 01:27:57,773
This year's all taken care of, right?

1444
01:27:58,173 --> 01:28:00,976
And as far as next year is concerned, don't worry about it.

1445
01:28:01,977 --> 01:28:03,979
I'll think of something.

1446
01:28:11,977 --> 01:28:14,979
by Barel