1 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:11,399 ...nails Harrison, and drags him down as if he were gonna hog-tie him, too. 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,318 JB Logan helped out. 3 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:17,308 Anderson's ninth tackle, he has two behind the line of scrimmage. 4 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,875 Give Harrison four yards to the twenty-six. 5 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:23,152 Stoney Walker's coming in and Rufus Middleton is going out, 6 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,793 giving Middleton a breather. 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,515 Boy, has he been burning up a few miles today on stadium turf. 8 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,871 Rufus Middleton. All right, it's second and six on the twenty-six. 9 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:36,312 Stoney Walker deployed wide right, Larry Singer left. The line is set. The snap... 10 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,273 How long do we have to keep watching this crap? 11 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,835 ...tumbled down on the twenty-three. A quick trap. 12 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,430 He had room to run except for that man from Jacksonville, 13 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,474 James Washington La Croix, who made a good, sure, low tackle, 14 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,592 just as Harrison was about to spurt deep into the secondary. 15 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,519 We've had quite an exciting ball game this afternoon... 16 00:00:55,720 --> 00:01:01,317 Only a moron could sit and watch two football games one after the other. 17 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,750 Victorio covers him there. Singer left. 18 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,837 It's about time Robinson went to Singer. 19 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,679 Harrison and Mancuso are split behind Robinson. 20 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,553 Robinson gives instead to Harrison, up the middle again. 21 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,991 He may have the first down, he's close to the 20-yard line. 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,997 Let's see where they mark the ball. 23 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:21,751 Billy Jacoby and Sonny Anderson again making the tackle. It's going to be... 24 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:25,111 Thank God. 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,994 That feels so good. I feel so relaxed. 26 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,155 You know the help is off, Crewe. 27 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,191 The phones are off. 28 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,872 We're all alone. 29 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,630 Let's get it on, honey. Come on. 30 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,752 - Honey. - What? 31 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:54,112 Wake up, baby. Come on. You know it'll be good. 32 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,869 You know how good it is. Come on, Crewe. 33 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,911 Get off me! 34 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,799 Son of a bitch. 35 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,832 Where are you going? 36 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,957 - Splitting. - Splitting? 37 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:23,950 You split when I tell you to split, you All-American son of a bitch. 38 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,991 Lovely, lovely. 39 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,113 And when you walk out, stay out. 40 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,595 You're too expensive to be useless. 41 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:40,994 Whore! 42 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:48,434 - That's exactly what you are, a whore. - I never looked at it that way before. 43 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,517 Everybody's bought you. 44 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,030 Colleges, the pros, your gamblers. 45 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,470 Who bought those beautiful caps on your teeth, 46 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,399 the clothes you're wearing and the bloody tan you've got? 47 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,033 Me! 48 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,431 Have I ever neglected to thank you, Melissa? 49 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,278 You has-been. 50 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,034 Where're your keys? 51 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,119 If I took everything back... Forget my keys! You'd be bare-assed naked. 52 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:17,233 - Where're your goddamn keys? - Don't touch my keys. 53 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,993 I think the love has gone out of our relationship. 54 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,633 Bastard. 55 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,034 Don't you take my Masseratti. 56 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,470 I earned it. 57 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,428 I told you not to touch my goddamn car! 58 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,234 Police. 59 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:06,358 - Do you have a driver's licence? - What, are you taking a poll? 60 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,950 Well, look what we got here. A miniature cop. 61 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,512 Can we see your driver's licence? 62 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,634 What? 63 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,149 Can we see your driver's licence? 64 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,432 See if I can get it out. 65 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,919 It's him all right. 66 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,076 Why'd you dump her car in the Bay? 67 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,078 - What? - Why'd you dump her car in the Bay? 68 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,840 I couldn't find a car wash. 69 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,398 Step away from the bar. 70 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,834 Mister, step away from the bar! 71 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,793 Don't get pushy, cowboy. 72 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,554 - Turn it around. - Come on! 73 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,233 - Hold that son of a bitch! - Damn! 74 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:17,319 Now we got you for stealing a car, drunken driving, 75 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,159 drunk in public and resisting arrest. 76 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:26,871 - Want something else? - Yeah. I'm going to make you taller. 77 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,037 OK, men, let's go. 78 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,996 Good afternoon. Where are you from? 79 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,749 - Palm Beach County. - Thank you, sir. Second door down. 80 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,634 This way, men. 81 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,628 They gave you $10,000 for shaving off your moustache on TV? 82 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,068 How about giving me $5,000 worth? 83 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:02,198 Coming right off: There's about twenty-five hundred, three thousand, 84 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,038 four thousand coming up, 85 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,515 five thousand! 86 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,960 - Anything else, sir? - That's it. 87 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,719 Warden Hazen thinks you're pretty hot stuff. 88 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,348 But I'm Captain Knauer. 89 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:13,792 I'm going to spell things out for you. I run this prison. 90 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,193 He sits there growing old. I'm out here busting heads. 91 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,991 And I run the football team. 92 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,113 - What football team? - My football team. 93 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,274 Oh. 94 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,913 Now, Hazen's going to ask you to help coach. 95 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,634 And you just tell him, "No way". 96 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,879 Know something? 97 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,831 I don't like you. 98 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,555 You understand that? 99 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,591 Oh, yeah. 100 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:59,716 Attention Cell Block 3 A. Please report as scheduled to your period assignment, 101 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,229 except for carpentry and accounting classes. 102 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:07,798 All men assigned to farm detail will meet at one o'clock in the Rotunda. 103 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,037 Warden, Captain Knauer's here with inmate Crewe. 104 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,911 - Send him in. - Thank you, sir. 105 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,279 - You can go in now. - Thank you, Miss Toot. 106 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,397 Paul Crewe. 107 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,511 The Wrecking Crewe. 108 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,792 - It's good to have you here. - Thank you. 109 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:55,073 Young people can learn a great deal from a skilful football game. 110 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:59,751 Offence, defence, spirit of achievement, teamwork. 111 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,796 You might say... 112 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:16,039 ...the game embodies what has made our country great. 113 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,191 It's a great game. It's played by great men. 114 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:29,555 We have something of a football team here ourselves, you know. 115 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,636 First rank, semi-pro, South-eastern League. 116 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,150 Runner-up, National Champions, past five years. 117 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:43,308 Mister Crewe, what do you think of semi-pro ball? 118 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,556 Semi-pro's a joke. 119 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:55,715 Well, perhaps we could use a few pointers from the big leagues. 120 00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:00,596 Captain, what do you say to Mister Crewe here looking in, 121 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,678 giving us the benefit of his invaluable knowledge? 122 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:09,399 That's a real good idea, Warden. We could use all the help we can get. 123 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,952 Well? 124 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:16,199 I haven't held a football in eight years. I'm not in very good shape. 125 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,153 Nobody's asked you to play, Mister Crewe. 126 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:23,956 What we need is a coach. New blood. 127 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,878 New game plan. 128 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:35,475 Anybody who was pro football's Most Valuable Player is special, 129 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,319 and I want to have that. 130 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,031 I'm not interested in football anymore. 131 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:49,993 Mister Crewe, I don't mind saying, 132 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,228 I pulled a lot of strings to get you down here. 133 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,673 I appreciate that. 134 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,151 Look. 135 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,477 What I want is a national title. 136 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,679 If, perchance, you should help us achieve that goal, 137 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:11,556 I expect your stay here with us will be very agreeable. 138 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,274 Well? 139 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,159 I just want to do my time, then get out of here. 140 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,593 Very well. 141 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:35,550 All right, I'll turn you over to the good hands of Captain Knauer. 142 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,352 Swamp reclamation. 143 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,839 Get him out of here. 144 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,830 - Captain. - Yes, sir. 145 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,837 I'd like a word with you. 146 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:57,315 For the past five years, you've promised me the national title, 147 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,795 and every year, you've come up short. 148 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,470 - I try, sir. - When I want an answer, I'll indicate. 149 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,477 Yes, sir. 150 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,352 You've asked for bonus money. 151 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,313 Certainly take their football seriously, don't they? 152 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:14,753 This year you've asked for new game uniforms. I've OK'ed them. 153 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,391 Everything you've asked for, I've given you. 154 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,319 Yes, sir. And I appreciate it, sir. 155 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,149 I want that title. 156 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,591 You'll give me that title, or you'll be out of a job. 157 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,156 You and all that over-priced beef you call a team. 158 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,033 We should be in the Superbowl by now! 159 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:38,873 I've lost patience! The gravy train is over! This year you're going to win! 160 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,399 You've lovely hair. 161 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:45,435 ...your last chance! Prison is no different from any other community. 162 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,112 Ever find any spiders in it? 163 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,231 ...then I haven't done my job. 164 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,790 I'm not being unreasonable, am I? 165 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,240 - No, sir. - Then you'll give me the title? 166 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,795 - Yes, sir. - Good! 167 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,669 I want that man out there. 168 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:08,749 And I want you to make that son of a bitch enthusiastic! 169 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,469 - Ever do it standing up? - Let's move it. 170 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:26,109 - I say forget football, you do it. - Why are you so mad? 171 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:31,952 - You better start taking life seriously. - I did exactly what you told me to do. 172 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,794 Hey, Superstar. Get a good night's sleep? 173 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,150 Too bad you missed breakfast. It was yummy! 174 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,673 Gotta get it done. 175 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:03,795 - This is make-work day. - What's make-work day? 176 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,230 You shovel it in and shovel back out again. 177 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,557 Hustle in there now. Cover that bank. 178 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,115 Get that wheelbarrow, Woody. 179 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,638 Let's go. Single file. 180 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,628 Hang it up, hang it up. Let's get covered. 181 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,437 All right, let's go. Come on. 182 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,471 Get a shovel. 183 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,559 Hey, Superstar. 184 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,998 I got an idea. Granny. 185 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,112 You ever work with a nigger before? 186 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,272 Get another shovel there, boy. 187 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,394 All right. Let's go. 188 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,911 Heave it up! 189 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,955 - Sitting down, boss? - Not today, boy. 190 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,673 - Wiping off, boss? - Not today, boy. 191 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,079 - Rolling one, boss? - Not yet, boy. 192 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,192 Now you know how black man's work feels. 193 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,879 How do you like it? 194 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,230 Oh, it sort of grows on you. 195 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,998 No talking there, Granny. 196 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:40,157 - Yes, boss. - You'll find yourselves in bad time. 197 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:44,194 Yes, boss. Sorry about that, boss. 198 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,279 What's he think this is, good time? 199 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,837 Looky, looky, looky, here comes cooky! 200 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:03,510 Big deal. Look at him now. 201 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,317 How do you like them apples, Superstar? 202 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,439 Move the line. 203 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,956 Real friendly types you got around here. 204 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,869 - Might be your own fault. - Oh, really? 205 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,914 Most of these old boys have nothing. Never had nothing to start with. 206 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,749 But you, you had it all. 207 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,396 Then you let your team-mates down, got caught taking bribes. 208 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,158 - I did, did I? - I ain't saying either way. 209 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,920 I'm just saying you could've robbed banks, sold dope, 210 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:26,635 stole your grandmother's pension, and none of us would've minded. 211 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:31,356 But shaving points off a football game, that's un-American. 212 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,551 You take football real serious down here. 213 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,796 - Mind if I ask you one question? - Yeah, I do. 214 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,991 Why'd you do it? 215 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:47,876 - It's a long story. - Well, I got eight years. 216 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,150 Oh, my God. What the hell is that? 217 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:06,114 That's a member of the warden's football team. 218 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:10,074 Some of these guards are not just everyday run-of-the-mill guards. 219 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,437 Crewe! Granville! Front and centre. 220 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,710 What now? 221 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:23,232 That means we don't get to finish this delicious lunch. 222 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,553 What's he looking for? 223 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,319 Snakes. 224 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,795 - Snakes? - Yeah. 225 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,915 Take five! 226 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,599 - Rolling one, boss? - Not today, boy. 227 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,159 Jeez! 228 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,757 - Terrific. - Football faggot! 229 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,076 - Salt pill up here, boss? - Go get it, boy. 230 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,996 How long you been in this asylum, Pop? 231 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,792 Thirty-four years. 232 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,116 - Thirty-four years? - Yep. 233 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,437 Last six and a half right here in the swamp. 234 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,030 Too old for reclamation, so they made me barracks chief. 235 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,673 Aren't you coming up for parole soon? 236 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:59,035 Thirty years ago, I made the mistake of slugging a fish bull. Hazen. 237 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,918 Just my luck he made warden. 238 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:09,195 Sent me out here when I was 64 to die, but I've been hanging on. 239 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:14,110 We'll all be in the same place a thousand years from now, so what the hell. 240 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,551 Yeah. What the hell. 241 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,794 All right, you assholes. Back to work. 242 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,757 Hey! 243 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,994 This ain't no country club, Superstar. Move your ass. 244 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,508 No, no, son. You've got to get off the bunk. 245 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,632 Man, for God's sake, get up. 246 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,838 On your feet. 247 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:57,070 Listen to me. Nobody's allowed on the bunks till five minutes before lights out. 248 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,753 They'll put you in the oven. 249 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,389 Man, that can kill you. 250 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,079 Did you have any supper yet? 251 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,713 No. 252 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,150 Later I'll try to get you some chow. 253 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,750 You got to eat, man, or you'll die of mono. 254 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,874 And they could care less. 255 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,835 - Get off me! - Hey, watch it, man! 256 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,837 Where the hell you going? 257 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,630 Twinkle, twinkle, little Superstar. 258 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,552 - Guard. - Yeah? 259 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,355 I want to see the warden. 260 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,073 Pass the salt. 261 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,517 Boy. 262 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,434 Come on. 263 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,791 Go, baby! 264 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,078 That's going to get you twenty-four hours in the hot box, boy. 265 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,070 I quit. 266 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,871 What makes you so tough? 267 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,398 I don't know. It just comes natural. 268 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,990 That'll cost you, boy. 269 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,838 Rise and shine. 270 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,038 Rise and shine. 271 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,597 Oh. It's room service. 272 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,677 Pretty gamey. 273 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,439 Shower and put on some clean whites. The warden wants to see you. 274 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,110 - The warden? - Get on down there. 275 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,718 Well? 276 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,557 - What do you think of my team? - Mean. 277 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,997 Crude, but mean. 278 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,433 I was depending on you, you know. 279 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:08,794 Well, there's so little time left now, it's quite a problem. 280 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,196 They need something before that first game. 281 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,557 - You have to win the first game? - Right. 282 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,637 Well, it's relatively simple. 283 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,594 Yeah. Get yourself a tune-up game, you know? 284 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,791 A what? 285 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:32,279 A tune-up game, like the pros have, with a hungry team not in your league. 286 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,313 You bring them here and kick the shit out of them. 287 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,514 Well. 288 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,588 How do you think we'd do against the pros? 289 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,234 - That team against the pros? - Yeah. 290 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,591 You'd have a real problem. 291 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:54,828 Well, how do you think we'd do against the cons? 292 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,395 - I didn't know they had a team. - They don't. 293 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,512 But you've given me an inspiration. 294 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,838 I've decided, Mister Crewe, that you're going to put one together for me. 295 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,191 For that little tune-up game, you know? 296 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,392 And you're going to play quarterback. 297 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,793 I can't. 298 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,790 Why? They're semi-pro, you said yourself. A big joke. 299 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,197 That's why people like me around, my sense of humour. 300 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:30,279 Mister Crewe, as old Mister Sam used to say, 301 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:35,793 "In this institution, to get along, you go along." 302 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,794 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 303 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,959 I'm just going to do what's left of my eighteen months quietly, 304 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,718 and I'm out of here. 305 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,515 Oh, yes. Eighteen months. 306 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,152 But that is to make parole. 307 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,753 That was before you struck Captain Knauer. 308 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:07,797 Your basic sentence is from two to five years. 309 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,070 You could be here a long time. 310 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,835 If I get this team together, how long do I have to get them organized? 311 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,393 Four weeks. 312 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,512 - We're talking about early parole? - I believe we are. 313 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,717 All right. I'll play. 314 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,319 What? I didn't hear. 315 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,234 - I'll play. - Sir. 316 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,635 I'll play, sir. 317 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:53,829 History. I read you like a book, Mister Crewe. 318 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,673 One more thing. 319 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,598 What is it? 320 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,314 You keep Knauer off my back. 321 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,588 Give us a game, Mister Crewe. 322 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,196 I'll give you a game. 323 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,753 "Hit and be hit". 324 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:19,398 "Anyone with any experience or desire. Prison football team sign-up". 325 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,559 - Well, what do you think? - No! 326 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,558 - Maybe I'll get annihilated. Forget it. - He's right. 327 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,716 Now, wait a second. Hey! 328 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,956 Here's how I look at it. 329 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,515 Suppose you break your leg or something. 330 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:36,474 That's six weeks easy time in the hospital. That's biscuits and gravy. 331 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,072 Tell me something. Would they let me play tackle? 332 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,554 Sure. 333 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,594 So I'd spend half the time looking directly into Walking Boss's eyes? 334 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,918 - Now you got it. - I've always had a thing for him. 335 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,754 Walking Boss always had a thing for you. 336 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,635 Hold it! Don't you guys know a good thing when you see it? 337 00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,913 You get a free crack at the guards, even a chance to kill one. 338 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,873 - Legal! - Bullshit! I ain't signing that damn thing. 339 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,231 Come on, everybody. When Rotka's right, he's right. 340 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,119 This honky golden boy sold out his own team-mates, didn't he? 341 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,594 Damn sure did. 342 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,791 - Did it once, he'll do it again. - Right. 343 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,434 Hi. 344 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,314 Hi. 345 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,638 - You know you're doing it all wrong? - Yeah? 346 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,150 Yeah. You'll never put a team together with that bunch. 347 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,590 Well, I appreciate the advice. 348 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,314 I can help you. I'm Nate Scarboro. 349 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,236 - Nate Scarboro, Giants? - Yeah. 350 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,071 - Step into my office. - Thank you. 351 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,275 - I'm Paul Crewe. - Yeah, I know. 352 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,071 - You made All Pro, didn't you? - Right. 353 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,874 - Why'd you quit? - It was simple. 354 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,390 Doc said, "Quit football or walking". Too many knee operations. 355 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,114 I figured walking was better than sitting. 356 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,390 Maybe I made the wrong choice. 357 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:24,118 You got about 15 guys worth a damn. The rest... How long did Hazen give you? 358 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,359 - A month. - Oh, you bought a bill of goods! 359 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,312 Didn't have any choice. 360 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,757 You don't have one black player. 361 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,032 There are at least 15 here with enough experience to make this club. 362 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,353 None signed up. 363 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,029 I played eleven years in the league, never even got a hangnail. 364 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,390 I'm not going to get hurt in this game. 365 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,797 I'm getting the biggest guys I can and surrounding myself. 366 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,275 I've watched the guards play for eleven years. 367 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,596 I've seen how they won and why they lost. 368 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,395 I know those bums better than they know themselves. 369 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,757 You just got yourself a job. Head coach. 370 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,992 Great bunch of guys you got. 371 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,996 "Strangled both wives with panty hose". 372 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,749 "Triple murder including body dismemberment". 373 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,951 "Hacked mother with meat cleaver". 374 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,434 Charming. 375 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,598 Double-check the ones with two stars. They're the most violent. 376 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,153 Got any three-stars? 377 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,872 Damn it, Warden, I think this game's a big mistake. 378 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:35,632 Captain, not only will you have the chance to hone our team to a fine edge, 379 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,957 you'll also have the opportunity to learn a great deal about life. 380 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,948 Why is it, do you suppose, 381 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,515 that I can walk through this yard, 382 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,188 surrounded by hate, 383 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,675 and in total command? 384 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:56,432 Because you've got fifteen gun turrets all around you that say you can. 385 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,154 Partly, partly. 386 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,791 They could grab us right now and slit our throats, but they don't. 387 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,551 We get the right person, right place, right time, we can surprise them. 388 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,435 One game, one time. We can do it. 389 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,279 Hey, you guys about through? Time's almost up. 390 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,754 OK, Pop. Hold on. 391 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,437 You better hurry up. What have you got for me, Sunshine? 392 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,631 I can get you steroids, vitamins, greenies, anything you want. 393 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,796 I'm the best hustler in the joint. 394 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,316 How much of what he says can he do? 395 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,715 He can get you laid in here. 396 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,115 With a woman. 397 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,309 - What more can I tell you? - Oh, yeah? 398 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,715 But can you get me the guards' medical files? 399 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,595 - What for? - To find out who's had broken bones. 400 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,473 Sonny Tannen, strong as an ox. You'll love him. 401 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,319 - That him? - That's him. 402 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,476 Hello, Sonny. How'd you like to play some football? 403 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,240 Football? 404 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,434 Would you like that? 405 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:15,474 You mean, we'd really get to hit the guards? 406 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,318 You like that, Sonny? 407 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,758 Report to the practice field tomorrow morning, nine o'clock. 408 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,472 Cool it! 409 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,753 - What's his name? - Indian. 410 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:44,636 - That makes sense. - Now, don't do any ethnic jokes. 411 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,598 - Indian, this is Paul Crewe. - Hi. 412 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,836 I hear you play some football. 413 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,871 - Little bit. - Where? 414 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,833 - Oklahoma State. - Oklahoma State U? 415 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,634 - Prison. - Yeah. 416 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,037 First, we get you out of here and on the football team. 417 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,514 How? 418 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,993 Well, we'll work on it. 419 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,354 That pretty heavy? 420 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,519 About 400 pounds. 421 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,594 That's pretty heavy. 422 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,554 George Samson Granada. Mister Florida 1964. 423 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,119 Paul Crewe. 424 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,117 - You know Florida? - Yeah. 425 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:41,359 Yeah, they got tough cops here. Small, but tough. 426 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,358 We're getting up a football game against the guards. 427 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,839 Wondered if you and some of your buddies here would like to join in. 428 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,793 With the guards? 429 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,834 I'd like that. 430 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,235 - Sign him up. - I'm way ahead of you. 431 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,034 - See you around. - Look forward to it. 432 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,312 Samson, huh? 433 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,191 - Samson. - Don't cut your hair. 434 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,831 What do you think? 435 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,589 Defensively, we can hold them to two or three touchdowns. 436 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,759 But we need better pass receiving and more speed to win. 437 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,119 To win? 438 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,595 I'm just talking about surviving. Who's talking about winning? 439 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:40,033 So am I. This isn't just a football game to the warden. 440 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:43,630 He shows you and this team up, he's showing up all the prisoners. 441 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,958 It's just a game. 442 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,754 All I want is to survive it. It's just a game. 443 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:56,988 Not to him it isn't. It's a fear and violence philosophy: 444 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,873 A chance to be free for a few hours, 445 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:05,313 to try and be men again, so he can destroy us. 446 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,716 Nate, if you're thinking about winning the game, 447 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,558 you're as crazy as he is. 448 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,553 Maybe so. 449 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,317 But you spend 14 years in this tank 450 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:24,277 and you realise there's only two things they can't sweat or beat out of you. 451 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,959 Your balls. 452 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,749 Better hang onto them because they're all you'll have when you get out. 453 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,031 - Goodnight, Nate. - Goodnight. 454 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:49,439 Use of toilet facilities is suspended for two hours until repairs are complete. 455 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,198 Sorry, men. 456 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,596 - Mace. - Yeah. 457 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,916 Follow my lead. We're going to do this sucker. 458 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:28,079 Yeah, we got a line-up, we'd jam him. 459 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,078 Yeah, let's go see what this boy wants. 460 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,069 Pretty boy, we know what you want. We don't play no ball. 461 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,272 - Figured you did. - We do but we don't. 462 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,119 There it is. 463 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,513 - Weren't you two drafted by the pros? - The pros. 464 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,554 I understand that, but we no longer perform for the honkies' amusement. 465 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,796 Hey, man, I'll play. 466 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:59,117 But guarantee me that I'll start. 467 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,633 - You got it. - All right. 468 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,434 What's wrong with you, nigger? We don't fuck with them. 469 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,038 - I'm going to play football. - But not with them honkies. 470 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,711 You better leave. We'll talk later. 471 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,989 Yeah, leave. You look better going than you did coming, anyway. 472 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,395 What's wrong with you? 473 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,556 I'm going to play football. 474 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,672 - Look, brother... - I ain't your goddamn brother. 475 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,874 You know what, Granville? You're nothing but a big old dumb stupid fool. 476 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,949 Makes more sense for me to be busting their heads, than busting yours. 477 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,435 Oh, nigger, please. Shit. 478 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,871 Where are they? 479 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,197 They're not due for another five minutes. What's the matter? 480 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,278 We're in big trouble. 481 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,916 I don't even know if these clowns played high school football, 482 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,111 and we're playing a semi-pro team. 483 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,232 Plus, I haven't touched a ball in seven years. 484 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,078 Don't worry. Once you've got it, you've got it. 485 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,511 Throw one at that tyre over there. It's just like making love. 486 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,790 Once you've done it, you never forget how. 487 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,994 See? 488 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:20,751 All right, men. We're not going to have time to run any complicated patterns. 489 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,073 So we're going to concentrate on the basic plays. 490 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:30,389 But we might learn a few "specialty plays", if you know what I mean. 491 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,829 Naturally, we're going to try to get away with as much as possible. 492 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:46,876 My executive assistant, Mr Nate Scarboro, will be more than happy 493 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:52,919 to show you just exactly how much you can try to get away with. 494 00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:02,033 The one thing that you're going to have to remember, the most important factor, 495 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:05,198 is to protect your quarterback, me. 496 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,751 Wait a minute. That's no bullshit. 497 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,269 If anything happens to me, 498 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:18,191 if I get hurt, we're going to have to live with the fact that we had one chance, 499 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,678 one chance in a million, to humiliate those bastards, 500 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,598 and we blew it. 501 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,911 - Is that clear? - Yeah! 502 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,998 All right. We're going to hurt them, right? 503 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,713 Right! 504 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,959 All right. We're going to kick the shit out of them, right? 505 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,355 - Right! - What? 506 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:42,879 Right! 507 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,036 Right, right, all right! 508 00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:48,835 Now, backs and ends come with me, the rest stay here. 509 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:55,920 OK, linemen. Come on, linemen. Come on out here. 510 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,999 - What's the agility rating? - Maximum is 10. 511 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,751 All right, just hit the holes, I don't want to hear you hit any rubber. 512 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,837 Knees high! 513 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,953 Come on, let's go, let's go... That's a two. 514 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,720 Let's go! Very good! Knees high! 515 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,118 Seven. Let's go! Hubba, hubba! Knees high! 516 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,312 OK, let's move over to the blocking dummies. 517 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:25,195 Come on, Sonny. Sonny, over here. 518 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,913 All right, Granny. 519 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,032 - What do I give Granny? - Six. 520 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,954 Seven. 521 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:51,395 - Would that be a ten? - That's a ten. 522 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,831 All right. I want to see you really hit. 523 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,793 On three. Hut one. 524 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,355 Hut two. Hut three! 525 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,911 All right. Let's protect the passer this time. 526 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,474 Good idea! 527 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,952 Set! 528 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,958 Hut one. Hut two. Hut three! 529 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,433 - Sorry, man. - Nice tackle. 530 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,437 Hey, Coach. 531 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,200 Where are all those specialists you promised me? 532 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,236 Jesus Christ! 533 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,468 There he is, Connie Shokner. 534 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,075 The very baddest cat in the joint. 535 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,475 Even the guards are terrified of him. 536 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:58,708 He killed five people on the outside and two in here, with his bare hands. 537 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,433 That karate's bad. 538 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:04,349 - That's before he learned karate. - Oh. 539 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,878 What's he doing now? 540 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,548 Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him. 541 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,399 Paul. Paul. 542 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,589 - I smell a rat. - Hello, Unger. 543 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,673 Paul. 544 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,950 I've got something important to ask you. 545 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,432 I want to be manager. 546 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:34,156 - Caretaker's manager. - I'm better than him. Let me prove it. 547 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,477 - Beat it, Unger. - Fuck off! 548 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,952 Paul, why don't you like me? 549 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,833 I'm crazy about you. I think you're terrific. 550 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:52,353 Friendship is something that should never be taken lightly, Paul. 551 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:59,029 I really want people to like me, but they never do. 552 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,154 I'd like very much to be your friend, Paul. 553 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:15,552 Well, it would be an honour and a privilege, Unger. 554 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,752 Now, if you'll just excuse me. 555 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,234 Paul. 556 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:26,510 You sure about that? I can't be manager? 557 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:29,109 Caretaker's manager. 558 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,393 If I'd have only found you sooner, you know? 559 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:38,238 Good thing he loves you. He burnt to death five people he didn't like. 560 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,158 Putty in my hands. 561 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,315 Come out, boy. Come out. 562 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,954 Hello, Mister Shokner. 563 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,074 - Know how to play football? - Yeah. 564 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,039 Good. Would you like to play football with us inmates? 565 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:14,188 - No. - Oh. 566 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,832 We're playing the guards. 567 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,752 Yeah. I want to play. 568 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,557 He wants to play. 569 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,796 Thank you, Mister Shokner. 570 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,388 Now, remember, nobody hits the quarterback. 571 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,477 Blue 28! 572 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,230 Set! Hut! 573 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,513 He broke my fucking nose! 574 00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,793 You bastard, you broke my fucking nose! 575 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,592 Calm down. I'll fix it. 576 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,475 I don't want to play this game. 577 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:07,719 - He broke my nose. - I'm going to fix it, OK? Here we go. 578 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:21,193 - How does it look? - It looks 100% better, doesn't it? 579 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,789 - 100%. - It does? 580 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,433 Yeah. 581 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,680 - He did that on purpose. - No, he didn't. 582 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,836 - Yes, he did. - Tell him you... 583 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,356 Tell him you're sorry. 584 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,834 Please. 585 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,876 OK. I'm sorry. 586 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,719 OK, everybody. Huddle up, let's go. 587 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,514 He said sorry. 588 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,995 - Bullshit! - He said he was sorry. 589 00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,599 You dumb pussy! 590 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:06,791 - Try it again. - Three, twenty-five, hut, hut! 591 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,078 All right. What about the rest of the team? 592 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,956 Outside of Crewe, the only one who looks like anything is Granville. 593 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,436 - Granville could give you real trouble. - All right, that's all. 594 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,438 - Well? - It's going to be a turkey shoot. 595 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,074 He's right, sir. We're going to destroy 'em. 596 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,396 It's a cinch, boss. A cinch. 597 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:50,594 Cinch. 598 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,074 Destroy 'em. 599 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,155 Too cute. 600 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:04,269 That's what you said last year before we lost to Endicott Steel, remember? 601 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,517 There's no sense us taking any chances, letting ourselves get hurt. 602 00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:14,349 - So see what we can do about Granville. - Yes, sir. 603 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,950 Granville, get your ass over here. 604 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,878 Yes, sir, Lieutenant. 605 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,074 What the hell you think you're doing, boy? 606 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,032 You pick that up. 607 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,672 Yes, sir. 608 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:46,509 What is your problem, fat man? 609 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:49,712 Know why you spades always calling each other "brother"? 610 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,594 No, sir. 611 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,873 'Cause half of you don't know who your daddy is, so you might be brothers. 612 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,793 Yes, sir, Lieutenant. 613 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,193 - You think that's funny? - Yes, sir. 614 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,118 You want to hit me, don't you? 615 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,552 No, sir, Lieutenant. 616 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:22,279 You're too ignorant to know when a man's calling you a stupid, uneducated nigger. 617 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:32,231 Yes, sir, Lieutenant. May I go now, sir? 618 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,193 Yeah, get out of my sight. 619 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,195 Blue 48! 620 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,311 Blue 48! 621 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,840 Set! Hut one! 622 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,077 Shit. 623 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,518 Hey, lightweight. 624 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,759 What the hell is this? 625 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,359 Here come the rain-clouds. 626 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,638 What do they want? 627 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,875 Granny tells us you need a little help. Says you can guarantee no work detail. 628 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,950 - Yeah. - Guarantee special food like Granny gets? 629 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,594 Yeah. 630 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,155 We get to hit those guards like Granny said? 631 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,870 You get to hit 'em. 632 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,718 What else can we offer them? 633 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,309 ...having a Geneva conference about playing with us. 634 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,111 What is this bullshit? 635 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,274 Well, Mister Crewe. 636 00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,839 We've come to terms. 637 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,789 Compliments from the Greater Chicago Youth Authority. 638 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,718 There goes the neighbourhood. 639 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,911 You wanted to see me? 640 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,792 Yes, sir. 641 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,640 ...especially Unger. 642 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,398 - Unger? - Yes. 643 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:42,673 Unger has a direct pipeline to Captain Knauer. 644 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,759 It's impossible for me to have a secret practice while Unger's around. 645 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,271 I'm supposed to reschedule the yard activities 646 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,189 for three uninterrupted hours of secret practice? 647 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,834 - That right? - Yes, sir. Right. 648 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,076 And you will talk to Captain Knauer? 649 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:05,512 - I'll speak to the captain on matters. - Thank you, sir. 650 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,319 Mister Crewe. 651 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,239 Just what is it you have up your sleeve? 652 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:15,196 I'm just trying to give you a football team, Warden. 653 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:21,316 And along the way, maybe give the men some pride and some dignity. 654 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,988 Of course, only for a little while. 655 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:31,036 I know you've got something more bouncing around inside that head of yours. 656 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,309 You want a game, right? 657 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,110 My men don't have a chance in hell of winning that game. 658 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,836 You know it, I know it, I just don't want them to know it. 659 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,959 OK? 660 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,554 Man! I ain't had steak like this in five years! 661 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,838 I ain't eaten inside in six! 662 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,594 What have you done for me lately? 663 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,588 Today may be the high point of a long and colourful career. 664 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,031 Three, count 'em, three gigantic rip-offs. 665 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:17,233 First, I've got a box of brand new equipment waiting to be stashed. 666 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,954 - Compliments of Captain Knauer? - No less. 667 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,435 And the piece de resistance: 668 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:27,555 How would you like actual game films of the guardsmen in action? 669 00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:31,116 - Can you do that? - Warden's own home movies. 670 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,356 Caretaker, you never cease to amaze me. 671 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,196 Never. But you said three gigantic rip-offs. 672 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,913 That's only two. 673 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,998 - You don't want to ruin the surprise. - Surprise? 674 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,872 - There's one thing. - What? 675 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:49,277 You're going to have to perform a personal service. 676 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,917 What kind of personal service? 677 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,549 The warden's expecting you. Won't you come this way. 678 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,910 - Thank you, Captain. - Thank you. 679 01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:23,155 I'm glad you're not in the swamp anymore. That can ruin a man. 680 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,839 Sure can. 681 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:29,670 We don't have a great deal of time. We have 15 minutes. 682 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,431 - The game films. - Thank you. That's terrific. 683 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,955 Like I said, we only have 15 minutes. 684 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:05,910 Uh-uh. Won't go over the cuffs. 685 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,559 You do this very often? 686 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,513 I'm as far from Tallahassee as you are, honey. 687 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,674 Shokner. 688 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,551 - Shokner. - Yep. 689 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,593 Hit him high like that, he'll break your back. 690 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:40,149 Breaks your back, he's going to break the Superstar's back. 691 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:45,516 Don't worry about him. I'll get that son of a bitch with an empi. 692 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,273 Kiai! 693 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,710 - Ready! Set! - Kiai! 694 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,595 - Ready! Set! - Kiai! 695 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,434 Take this bandage, 696 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,036 dip it into the plaster of Paris, 697 01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:01,836 wrap it around the cast, and in 15 minutes it's hard as rock. 698 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:04,110 - Got it? - Got it. 699 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:08,359 - This is a picture of Walking Boss. - Yeah! 700 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,916 He once broke his right thigh-bone, maybe you can clip it. 701 01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,917 - We'll break it again! - Got it? 702 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,396 - Got it! - All right. We can do it! 703 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,194 Gentlemen, what we have here, in common parlance, 704 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,756 is known as a set of brass knuckles. 705 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,315 ...temporary disabilities. 706 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:29,592 Balls. Gut. Ribs. 707 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,631 - You got it? - Got it! 708 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,274 ...the ball is snapped, you go into your opponent, 709 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:39,315 blocking him with your left arm and bring this hand up into his chin, 710 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:44,071 and I'll guarantee he'll be incapacitated for the next several moments. 711 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,589 - Got it? - Got it! 712 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,712 All right. Here's the play we're going to use. 713 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,956 I don't think the guards know this formation. 714 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:56,429 It's called "Incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead". 715 01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:02,875 Any man you tackle gets an extra elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth. Got it? 716 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,354 Got it! 717 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,751 I am, without a doubt, 718 01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:17,750 the finest maker of raisin jack in the entire joint. 719 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:22,158 I'm going to call this batch "Old Caretaker". 720 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:24,555 Do you always keep it in there? 721 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:28,639 Well, it seems like a logical place. 722 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,916 - Listen... - It does get to you. 723 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:39,271 ...you and me are buddies, ain't we? I got you laid. 724 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:46,155 I got you the game film. I got you all them monsters. I'm getting you drunk. 725 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,156 Yes, you are. 726 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:53,557 - There's one thing still bothers me. - What's that? 727 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,153 Why'd you shave them points? 728 01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:01,556 I told you, for the money. 729 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:06,759 No, no. Come on. Give me the real reason. 730 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,754 You really want to know, huh? 731 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,795 I never gave a shit about football, 732 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,639 or anything else. 733 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:22,231 The only thing I ever cared about's my old man. 734 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:28,157 My old man was blind, never saw me play. 735 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:34,952 Shit, I've been a professional ever since I was 12 years old. 736 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:37,913 Hustling nickels and dimes playing pool. 737 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:44,069 Didn't make enough money to take care of him. 738 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:50,150 And I figured when I got to pro ball, I'd make one big killing. 739 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,396 One big one. 740 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:57,999 Make enough money to set him up, 741 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:03,553 take care of him the rest of his life. 742 01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,637 Then the son of a bitch died. 743 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:12,954 Do you buy that? 744 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:17,635 Well, that's good because it's bullshit. 745 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,556 Why do you think I shaved points? 746 01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:29,955 For the money. 747 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:37,076 One minute to lock-up. One minute. 748 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,998 Know what my problem's always been? 749 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,316 No, what? 750 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:45,308 I've always had my shit together. Always. 751 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:50,998 My problem has been that I couldn't lift it. 752 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:57,632 I've got to go home. 753 01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,798 Oh, you're going to be a party pooper? 754 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,039 It's OK. Some pro quarterbacks drink all night long. 755 01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,754 I know. 756 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,598 Goodnight. 757 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:15,033 Goodnight, Paul. Here, don't you want to take one with you? 758 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:17,678 Lock it up! 759 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:21,555 - Lock it up! - Lock it up now. 760 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,399 Lock up. Turn off radios. 761 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:30,557 - Turn off the radio. - Lock it up! 762 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,229 Come on, boy. Move. 763 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,112 Want to be tucked in? 764 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:45,869 There's nothing I can do for you, Crewe got to the warden. 765 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:50,232 Captain, if you put me back in the general population, one of those guys'll kill me. 766 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:54,194 That's what happens to finks. You've got Crewe to thank for that. 767 01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,633 He blew the whistle on you. 768 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,997 On you specifically. 769 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:02,600 - You got the problem. - I can help you! 770 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:07,830 Split right. Full back, dive right. On one, ready? 771 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:11,271 Go left! Go left! Go round! 772 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:14,718 Twenty-eight. 773 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,039 Hut! 774 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,830 Way to go, way to go! 775 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,599 - Let's go! - Set! 776 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,474 Hut! 777 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:47,872 All right. 778 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,837 General call for lock-up. 779 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:08,036 - Let's do it! That's my team! - All prisoners return to their cells. 780 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,312 Shop period 5 will begin in 10 minutes. 781 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:17,516 In ten minutes, we expect all men in shop period 5 to meet outside cell block... 782 01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:26,279 Cell block 3A will take first call for dinner. 783 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:34,468 Dinner rotation will start with cell block 3A. 784 01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:37,917 We don't know enough about these guys. 785 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:41,078 Why don't we take another look at the X-rays? 786 01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,829 The medical files are on my bed, get them, will you? 787 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,350 - Who do you see playing flanker? - Miller. 788 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,719 Get the goddamn key! 789 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,319 Warden! Warden! 790 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,198 Bring that key! 791 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:27,951 Come on, get him out of there. 792 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:29,914 Earth to earth, 793 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,236 ashes to ashes, 794 01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,510 dust to dust, 795 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:39,032 we commend the soul of James "Caretaker" Farrell. 796 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:44,437 And now, the peace of God which passeth all understanding, 797 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:48,114 shall guard your hearts and souls. 798 01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:54,550 Unto our God and Father be glory for ever and ever. 799 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,991 Amen. 800 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:16,473 Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, 801 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,069 honoured guests, ladies and gentlemen. 802 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:23,398 This is Matt "Killer"Farrell broadcasting on the Interstate Correctional Facility, 803 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:27,673 the communication broadcasting system of your state prison. 804 01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:32,677 This is part of Warden Rudolph Hazen's progressive rehabilitation programme. 805 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,557 This is indeed an historic occasion as we sit here 806 01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:40,832 in this marvellous Edward J. Hazen memorial stadium 807 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:44,876 provided for us by our warden, Rudolph Hazen. 808 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:49,672 All right. Stand up for the warden. 809 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,518 Just so you'll know, 810 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,792 we've posted armed guards all along the wall 811 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,833 and at the public end of the field. 812 01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:13,875 So if any of you were thinking of mingling with the civilians 813 01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:17,595 and wandering off with the crowd at the end of the game, 814 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:24,311 we will shoot you. 815 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,193 Have a nice game, boys. 816 01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:40,638 See you on the field, Superstar. 817 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,154 All right, now it's our turn. 818 01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,876 Here's a surprise from the Caretaker. 819 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,318 Come on. Come on. 820 01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,118 Born free 821 01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:31,915 and life is worth living 822 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:35,237 but only worth living 823 01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,829 'cause you're 824 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:41,476 born free 825 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:47,275 Thanks to the men of cell block C, affectionately known as 826 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:50,358 the Citrus State Cheerios. 827 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,471 The teams are coming onto the field. 828 01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:58,073 First, the Guards' defensive unit, led by Captains Rassmeusen and Bogdanski. 829 01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:05,029 Leading out the offensive unit, the Guards' coach and captain, 830 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,834 Wilhelm Knauer. 831 01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,475 Let's hear it for Warden Rudolph Hazen 832 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:14,275 who has sponsored today's progressive contest. 833 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:16,277 Let's get the ball game going. 834 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:20,553 Ladies and gentlemen, the Mean Machine. 835 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:25,989 They stole our new uniforms. 836 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,668 They got our uniforms. 837 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,791 That's right. 838 01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:35,838 ...all time great, quarterback for the Mean Machine, 839 01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:38,474 Paul "Wrecking" Crewe. 840 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:48,035 The balance of the Mean Machine with coach, Nate Scarboro. 841 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:55,359 Please stand and join Mike Syke in the singing of our national anthem. 842 01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:11,837 What are you dressed up for, Hallowe'en? 843 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:16,192 I figured if you get far enough ahead, you'd let this middle-aged kid have some fun. 844 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,755 Bullshit! 845 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:20,359 - Call it. - Heads. 846 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:23,836 It is a head. You've won the toss and may elect to... 847 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,917 How did you steal our uniforms? 848 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:27,874 Cute, aren't they? 849 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,832 Have a good clean game. 850 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:31,598 So no matter what, 851 01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,629 just keep sticking it to them. 852 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:37,957 - Now, who are we? - The Mean Machine. 853 01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:39,957 The Mean Machine. 854 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:41,878 Mean Machine. 855 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,559 Mean Machine. 856 01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:47,116 Mean Machine. 857 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:52,512 Hit that dirt! 858 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,513 One, two, one, two. 859 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:20,998 - Ready, go! - Hold them out and don't let 'em score 860 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:24,836 Check them out Hold them out and don't let 'em score 861 01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:26,553 Check them out Hold them out 862 01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,274 and don't let 'em score 863 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,232 Three. Twenty-five. 864 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,358 Hut! Hut! 865 01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:38,792 Kick was blocked by Granville. 866 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:45,513 The score now is Guardsmen 6, Mean Machine 0. 867 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,753 Guardsmen kick off. 868 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,030 Good defence. Way to go. 869 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:53,838 Here! Here! 870 01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,873 At the fourth down and a prize attack. 871 01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:59,789 Mean Machine serpentines up to the line of scrimmage. 872 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,355 Scrimmage is first and ten. 873 01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:04,797 Tighten the line. Move it. 874 01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:09,919 All right, here come the bad guys. Pick 'em up. 875 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:13,796 Set! Hut! 876 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:21,234 ...in the end zone for two points and a slashing tackle by number 61. 877 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,554 - Bogdanski? - Bogdanski. 878 01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,398 Who's supposed to stop him? 879 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:29,591 - I am. - Right. 880 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,756 ...goes out there in front of him. 881 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:34,872 A free kick. Charlie Blue Eyes kicks. 882 01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:39,676 Taken at the Guards' 40. 883 01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:44,271 And he goes down for an 18-yard drop back. 884 01:16:57,160 --> 01:17:01,119 He's dropped for a five-yard loss, by number 66, Wilbur Gillan. 885 01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:07,078 ...and he's fumbled. 886 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,034 A Machine ball on their own 32. 887 01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,071 He's making the pass. 888 01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:17,352 He's hit by a vicious diving tackle by Bogdanski. 889 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:28,873 It's going to be a penalty for Bogdanksi for hitting before the pass. 890 01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:34,434 So ladies and gentlemen, that signals the end of the first quarter. 891 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:40,036 ...Mean Machine nothing. 892 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:44,396 Ball goes back to Crewe, he's waiting to pass... 893 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,794 Scores! 894 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:58,159 Damn! 895 01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:11,799 Settle down. Good hands. Here we go. 896 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:16,073 Loose showboat on the centre snap. We're going to fake it. Ready? 897 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:22,388 And the Mean Machine will now line up for the touchdown attempt. 898 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:35,435 That makes the score eight to seven in favour of the Guardsmen. 899 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,719 Listen, guys. If they fake the Walking Boss, cover me. 900 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:45,791 - I gotta get that bastard. - Bury that son of a bitch. 901 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:51,080 First and ten on their own 31. 902 01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:56,115 Wilhelm Knauer. He's dropped for a two-yard loss on the 29-yard line. 903 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,115 Give me the brass knuckles. 904 01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:16,518 Take a good whiff. Take a good whiff. How many fingers? 905 01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:18,756 - Three. - Great. 906 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:23,830 If that Levitt comes up the middle again, I'm going to clothesline him. 907 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,314 Now's the time. 908 01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:30,799 - Four three Mau Mau. Ready? - Hey, hey, hey. 909 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:39,119 Receiver. Set! Hut! 910 01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,276 Ball goes to Knauer... 911 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,109 Levitt was clotheslined, and he is not moving. 912 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:52,272 I think I broke his fucking neck. 913 01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:03,232 I think he broke his fucking neck. 914 01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:06,000 I told you I broke his fucking neck. 915 01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,511 I think he broke his fucking neck. 916 01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:14,156 Sonny, if Knauer drops back to punt, nail him. 917 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,796 You bet your ass. I'll get him. 918 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,558 We need the ball. 919 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:24,313 A little bit of safety here. A timid or chicken kind of football. 920 01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:28,911 Ball goes to Knauer and he's smashed down. 921 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,433 Give me a break, OK? 922 01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:41,191 Did you see that? Are you blind? You're supposed to be impartial. 923 01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:45,029 Shit! Might as well be a goddamn try-out for you. 924 01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:51,753 Third and long. He likes to throw on the flat. 925 01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:35,833 And the half ends with the score: Guardsmen 15, Mean Machine 13. 926 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:38,395 We'll have the half-time statistics for you in a few moments, 927 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:43,674 but right now it's time for our gala half-time activities. 928 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:47,393 - Any suggestions, sir? - Give your team a pep talk! 929 01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,750 Yes, sir. 930 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:53,396 You've got to be a football hero 931 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:56,797 To get along with a beautiful girl 932 01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:00,834 You gotta be a touchdown getter you bet 933 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:03,793 If you want to get a baby to pet 934 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:08,596 Hey, Crewe! What kind of football you call that? 935 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,358 Same kind you're playing. 936 01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:14,269 We've let you mothers slide, now we're going to hang you out to dry. 937 01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:16,596 Hey, Wilhelm. Hang loose. 938 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:23,353 Those bastards were good. 939 01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,755 - Come on, damn it. - Let's go. 940 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:37,995 Call yourselves a football team? Bunch of candy-asses. 941 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,555 They're laughing at you next door. Listen. 942 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:47,156 What about Mawabe! He's a bigshot, man... 943 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:04,669 Just what the hell do you think you're doing? 944 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:07,155 You wanted a game, you got one. 945 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:08,793 I never mentioned winning. 946 01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,271 You never said anything about losing, either. 947 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,633 I'll spell it out. 948 01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:18,633 We've got Unger in custody. 949 01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:22,150 - He's confessed to killing Caretaker. - What? 950 01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,510 He said you knew all about it. 951 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,870 But you didn't notify Captain Knauer. 952 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:30,789 And that makes you an accessory. 953 01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:37,029 - You're full of crap. - You sent Caretaker to that cell. 954 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:39,955 You are an accessory to murder. 955 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:44,395 You could be looking at twenty years, and counting. 956 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:47,353 Bullshit! There's no way that would stick in court. 957 01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:53,715 No? Mister Crewe, you could be in this institution until you're old and grey, 958 01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:58,391 or until you're dead, whichever's first, I can promise you that. 959 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:04,516 You're going to lose the game. And I want a 21-point spread. 960 01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:08,399 I can't do that. 961 01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:13,679 Of course you can. 962 01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:16,476 You've done it before. 963 01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:23,711 If I give you the 21 points, 964 01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:27,916 will you call off the dogs? 965 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:33,749 The dogs? 966 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:38,795 If you've got the game in the bag, you tell your guys to coast. 967 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:43,876 I don't want any of my men hurt. 968 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,675 You have my word. 969 01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:53,269 Once we get the 21 points. 970 01:24:57,200 --> 01:25:00,192 You know, there's only one thing I'm sorry about. 971 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:01,674 What's that? 972 01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:04,269 That you're not playing, knocking heads. 973 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,958 I'm afraid I'm a little too old for that. 974 01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:13,755 No. You never had the guts to begin with. 975 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:25,193 You're playing like a bunch of girls. Every one of you. Candy-asses. 976 01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:29,229 You know who's beating you out there? 977 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:32,113 Scum's beating you out there. Scum. 978 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:34,914 And that's the lowest part of the world. 979 01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:38,032 Those are the criminals and rapists. The murderers. 980 01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:39,912 You're supposed to represent law and order. 981 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:43,678 - You're supposed to... - Listen to this shit. 982 01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:45,393 He thinks he's Rockne. 983 01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,238 You're letting the flag down. 984 01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:51,319 Go out there and do something about it. Offence and defence play together. 985 01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:54,432 Let's go now. Come on! 986 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:14,516 - You're guaranteed a 21-point spread. - What? 987 01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:17,678 Because of your performance, I was forced to make a deal. 988 01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:20,596 In the second half we can beat them. 989 01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:24,429 I don't care what you think. You'll do as I told you. 990 01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:26,358 Mister Crewe will do the same. 991 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:27,874 Yes, sir. 992 01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:33,875 When you and your mental midgets are 21 points ahead, 993 01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:38,392 I want you to inflict as much painful damage on the prisoners as possible. 994 01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:43,437 So you understand, before this game is over, 995 01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:49,158 I want every prisoner in this institution to know what I mean by power, 996 01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:51,590 and who controls it. 997 01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:55,993 Do we understand each other? 998 01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:58,555 Yes, sir. 999 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:05,354 It's 15- 13 1000 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:11,556 and the second half of a surprisingly close ball game is about to begin. 1001 01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:17,711 ...ball goes down and is taken by number 36. 1002 01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:28,193 Set! Hut! 1003 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,676 ...goes straight back, he's getting good protection and is looking for the receiver. 1004 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:34,269 Throw the ball, man. I'm open. Crewe! 1005 01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:36,194 Crewe! 1006 01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:40,238 Crewe! 1007 01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:44,111 Crewe! Oh, shit! 1008 01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:50,468 - I own that hamburger. Pass it. - I was open. Can't you see? 1009 01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:52,113 Enough. I'm calling the plays. 1010 01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:58,193 Hut! 1011 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,435 First and ten for the Guards in opposition territory. 1012 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:17,437 All right. No sweat. 1013 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,790 Crewe has been poor in this last series of plays. 1014 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,991 Something seems to have happened to him. 1015 01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:25,670 That last pass wasjust not a Paul Crewe pass. 1016 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:28,755 Come on, we'll get it back. 1017 01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:37,673 Touchdown! 1018 01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:46,837 Stick it to 'em. He's going to choke. 1019 01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:55,238 Paul Crewe looking to pass. Gets a pass off and it's short. 1020 01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:57,715 It's short and it's picked off by number 21. 1021 01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:02,158 We got it! We got it! 1022 01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:06,553 It's another touchdown for the Guards, bringing their score to 28, 1023 01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:08,591 to thirteen for the Mean Machine. 1024 01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:12,711 - What's happening? - I'm having a bad day. 1025 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:16,276 - Bad day? - Yes. Have you never had one? 1026 01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:18,789 Get off my back. 1027 01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:25,392 Set! Hut! 1028 01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:30,952 - Ball snaps back and there's a fumble... - Fumble, fumble! 1029 01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:34,197 - What is that? - You call yourself good! 1030 01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:37,836 Why did you change uniform? Bullshit. 1031 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:44,717 Paul Crewe is taking himself out of the ball game. 1032 01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:49,109 Paul Crewe is limping badly. He's limping off the field. 1033 01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:52,153 Pop Steadman's bringing him to the bench. 1034 01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:55,511 We may have seen the last of Paul Crewe for today. 1035 01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:10,793 Let's get this shoe off and look at that ankle. 1036 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:14,390 I could give him one of my empis. I'd knock his head off. 1037 01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:16,318 I could be inside making wallets. 1038 01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:21,310 Doesn't feel broken. Somebody step on it or did you twist it? 1039 01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:24,592 - Twisted it. - Golden boy? Superstar? 1040 01:30:25,480 --> 01:30:28,790 To think we fought Granny for this crap. 1041 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,309 Really sold us out, didn't you, Crewe? 1042 01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:34,273 Anybody can see he's throwing the game. 1043 01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:36,630 Pull 'em down, go, let's go. 1044 01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:39,399 Let's go. 1045 01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:43,229 ...at the line of scrimmage. Less than an inch for a touchdown. 1046 01:30:43,440 --> 01:30:46,477 The ball is going back to Keller... 1047 01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:51,558 A touchdown for the Guards, making the score 35 to 13. 1048 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:57,869 With 5 minutes 58 left in the third quarter, which has been all Guardsmen, 1049 01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:05,512 the score is 35 for the Guardsmen and 13 for the Mean Machine. 1050 01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:08,034 No point. 1051 01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:10,596 With 5.58 left in the third period, 1052 01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:15,396 the score remains 35 for the Guardsmen and 13 for the Mean Machine. 1053 01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:21,836 Kill that Indian mother! Get that Indian by the boots! Get him over! 1054 01:31:23,880 --> 01:31:28,829 Good blocking. Keep it up. Keep it up. 1055 01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:30,314 Come on now. 1056 01:31:31,480 --> 01:31:35,678 Guards'ball, third and two on their own 37-yard line. 1057 01:31:37,440 --> 01:31:40,318 Knauer takes the pass and throws it to Levitt... 1058 01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:45,594 ...Levitt takes the ball and he's going to the Mean Machine 30-yard line... 1059 01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:50,077 ...on me. Jesus Christ! Another injury. 1060 01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:52,555 Come on. 1061 01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:57,959 ...number 74, Shop Steward, is badly hurt, bleeding badly from the mouth. 1062 01:31:58,160 --> 01:32:01,709 ...ball goes back to Knauer, who hands off 11 for another long gain. 1063 01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:04,312 ...another injury... 1064 01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:10,950 ...and it's Sonny Tannen. He seems to be badly shaken up. 1065 01:32:15,720 --> 01:32:17,870 Crybaby son of a bitch! 1066 01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:22,951 Time! Another man down. 1067 01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:34,990 Superstar, what kind of deal did you make this time? What did Hazen promise? 1068 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:40,749 They're killing those guys out there and you don't even care. 1069 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:51,273 He's right, Crewe. You fooled the hell out of me. 1070 01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:53,596 I trusted you and you let me down. 1071 01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:59,755 I know you don't give a shit about nothing, but I didn't think you'd sell us out. 1072 01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:04,752 Granny, better get back in there. 1073 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:12,512 Four three inside flank. Ready? Break. 1074 01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:17,670 Ball's on the Mean Machine 48-yard line. 1075 01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:21,156 ...ball's gone to Knauer, he hands off 44... 1076 01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:23,999 ...he's picking one up... 1077 01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:36,757 - What is it? - Broken collarbone. 1078 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:38,916 - You sure? - I'm sure. 1079 01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:44,114 Officials are trying to break up that fight, getting pretty rough in there. 1080 01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:52,709 Granny Granville is hurt. He's holding his shoulder and appears to be badly hurt. 1081 01:33:52,920 --> 01:33:56,674 Probably a broken bone, but he is on his feet. 1082 01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:00,836 Satisfied now? 1083 01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:06,234 Jesus, Sonny! 1084 01:34:06,440 --> 01:34:11,275 The officials will assess the penalty. 15 yards for unsporting conduct. 1085 01:34:16,040 --> 01:34:17,837 - Hey, Pop. - Yeah? 1086 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:22,549 That time you hit Hazen in the mouth, was it worth it? 1087 01:34:23,480 --> 01:34:27,234 Was it worth 30 years? 1088 01:34:27,440 --> 01:34:29,556 Yeah. For me it was. 1089 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:35,314 Well, give me my goddamn shoe. 1090 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:42,914 Wait a minute. 1091 01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:48,956 Paul Crewe, number 22, is going back into the game for the Mean Machine. 1092 01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:54,951 All right. New quarterback. Shok, you're on the bench. Move over. Here we go. 1093 01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:59,349 - Makes no difference where you go. - Fuck you. 1094 01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:01,790 Look who's back. It's the baby boy. 1095 01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:09,552 - Set! - Set, my ass. 1096 01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:12,958 What is he trying to pull? 1097 01:35:13,480 --> 01:35:15,994 - Hut! - Uh-uh. 1098 01:35:16,200 --> 01:35:19,431 Get that Superstar. 1099 01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:21,915 Behind the line of scrimmage for a six-yard goal. 1100 01:35:25,160 --> 01:35:30,109 Show 'em who's boss. Get them. They ain't shit. 1101 01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:34,872 That's how it is? 1102 01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:38,993 They're in a huddle now. There's the gun ending the third quarter. 1103 01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:43,072 That's the quarter. Let's change ends. 1104 01:35:46,920 --> 01:35:50,071 Ball goes to Crewe. He's going to pass on fourth and long-yard it. 1105 01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:52,077 ...holds the ball and goes up the middle. 1106 01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,554 Crewe goes up the middle... 1107 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,752 That's it, Paul. 1108 01:36:04,280 --> 01:36:06,748 - The line is set... - Hut! 1109 01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:11,909 ...he's going up the centre. 1110 01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:17,438 Shotgun left. Shotgun. 1111 01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:22,356 Hut! Hut! 1112 01:36:23,200 --> 01:36:26,875 Crewe's looking for a receiver. 1113 01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:35,754 Where's he going? 1114 01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:39,471 There's a figure that graced the Polo Grounds for years. 1115 01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:43,954 What are you guys so surprised about? 1116 01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:46,594 I'm not letting you have all the fun. 1117 01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:50,233 Bootleg on one. Ready? Break. 1118 01:36:51,040 --> 01:36:54,919 OK. Come on. Looks good. Keep it alive. 1119 01:36:57,120 --> 01:36:58,599 Set! 1120 01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:02,638 Hut! 1121 01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:12,274 There's a first down on the 20-yard line. 1122 01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:16,794 Your confidence back? 1123 01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:20,359 - Get Scarboro. - Son of a bitch. 1124 01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:27,758 Ball goes back to Crewe, he's waiting to pass... 1125 01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:44,238 ...by Bogdanski. Bogdanski hit Nate Scarboro a cheap shot. 1126 01:37:44,440 --> 01:37:46,396 A reprehensible action. 1127 01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:48,752 Cheap shot! 1128 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:53,117 Let me at the son of a bitch. 1129 01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:58,870 Old Double O is down and seems badly hurt. 1130 01:37:59,880 --> 01:38:01,757 How is it, Nate? 1131 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:06,670 I love it. After all these years, my first touchdown. 1132 01:38:07,480 --> 01:38:10,119 It's got to be his knee. I heard it pop. 1133 01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:13,879 - Get him up. - You'll be OK. Hang in there. 1134 01:38:21,280 --> 01:38:23,555 Hey, Paul. You've got to do it. 1135 01:38:25,920 --> 01:38:28,878 - Screw Hazen! - Don't worry. He'll get his. 1136 01:38:31,080 --> 01:38:32,798 Good old Nate Scarboro. 1137 01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:35,878 One of the most beloved men this institution has had. 1138 01:38:47,560 --> 01:38:50,632 The extra point kick is good. 1139 01:38:50,840 --> 01:38:53,718 Tightening that score now to 35 to 20. 1140 01:38:55,160 --> 01:38:59,358 Blue Eyes can kick the ball ten yards, can someone fall on it? 1141 01:38:59,560 --> 01:39:02,472 - Right on. - Then let's go! 1142 01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:11,152 Charlie Blue Eyes approaches the ball and kicks... 1143 01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:13,555 It's an on-side kick... 1144 01:39:19,520 --> 01:39:22,432 And it's recovered for the Mean Machine. 1145 01:39:25,400 --> 01:39:28,039 Shut up. Shut up! 1146 01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:30,071 You're stinking the place up. 1147 01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:33,717 - Can we take 'em? - Yeah! 1148 01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:41,232 Split right. On two. Ready? 1149 01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:51,153 Set! 1150 01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:54,078 Hut! 1151 01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:57,875 Ball goes back to Crewe. Crewe hands off to number 30... 1152 01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:08,153 ...23 yards. Crewe's down on the ten-yard line. 1153 01:40:08,360 --> 01:40:10,032 A beautiful piece of razzle-dazzle. 1154 01:40:10,760 --> 01:40:16,073 Paul Crewe reached into his bag of tricks that time, folks. 1155 01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:33,797 Charlie Blue Eyes splits the uprights and that makes it 35 to 27. 1156 01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:36,719 - How we doing? - Fine. 1157 01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:39,275 There you go, Nate. 1158 01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:42,950 I heard you were on your way in. 1159 01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:48,832 Hey, did they tell you about my touchdown? 1160 01:40:49,040 --> 01:40:53,431 We repeat, with five minutes and four seconds left in the fourth quarter, 1161 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:56,074 there is now only an eight-point difference. 1162 01:41:00,720 --> 01:41:03,837 - Here we go. - Can you drop-kick from here? 1163 01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:06,110 - I could try. - Drop-kick? 1164 01:41:07,040 --> 01:41:09,110 It's fourth and four and we're going to drop-kick. 1165 01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:13,029 Shotgun. Drop-kick, on one. Ready? 1166 01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:20,435 ...he's got to come up with something different. 1167 01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:24,630 Ball goes back to Charlie Blue Eyes... 1168 01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:31,591 I haven't seen one of those in years. 1169 01:41:32,480 --> 01:41:35,074 - What was that? - A drop-kick. 1170 01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:38,511 - How much does that count? - Three points. 1171 01:41:38,920 --> 01:41:41,957 For that? Bullshit! 1172 01:41:43,760 --> 01:41:46,832 The score stands Guards 35, Mean Machine 30. 1173 01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:50,316 Fourth and 21 for the Mean Machine on their own 39. 1174 01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:53,034 Crewe is feigning... 1175 01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:55,708 ...and he dumps off another pass. 1176 01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:07,269 ...Bogdanski saves a touchdown. 1177 01:42:07,480 --> 01:42:10,995 Bogdanski is really wreaking havoc on that Mean Machine team. 1178 01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:16,434 Quiet down. Now, listen to me. 1179 01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:20,795 We're going to let Bogdanski come right through. Nobody touch him. Got it? 1180 01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:25,676 I want to try something. If it works, everybody hit him. Right? 1181 01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:30,874 - Right. - Split right. All curl, on one. Ready? 1182 01:42:31,640 --> 01:42:32,914 Red left! 1183 01:42:33,400 --> 01:42:36,039 Blue 69! 1184 01:42:36,480 --> 01:42:38,596 Blue 69! 1185 01:42:40,200 --> 01:42:41,792 Set! 1186 01:42:45,880 --> 01:42:49,111 ...throws the ball directly at Bogdanski's groin. 1187 01:42:53,080 --> 01:42:55,355 - Get off him. - That's bullshit! 1188 01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:00,114 They're unravelling the tangle now, 1189 01:43:00,320 --> 01:43:03,676 and there's a penalty against the Mean Machine for roughness, 1190 01:43:03,880 --> 01:43:09,113 and that pass sure didn't look like it was an accident. 1191 01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:13,878 Bogdanski is staggering, but he is up and on his feet. 1192 01:43:14,080 --> 01:43:19,552 OK. We've got fifteenth. Let's huddle up on the ball. Huddle up. 1193 01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:27,514 Unbelievable. 1194 01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:38,031 Hey, Bog. Get out of here. 1195 01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:40,435 - Come on. - I know what I'm doing. 1196 01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:44,474 - Worked once, got to work again. Right? - Right. 1197 01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:48,958 All right. One more time, on two. Ready? 1198 01:43:49,160 --> 01:43:53,119 It's third and 32 for the Mean Machine. 1199 01:43:59,080 --> 01:44:01,469 Set! Hut! 1200 01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:03,910 Ball goes back to Crewe... 1201 01:44:05,440 --> 01:44:08,034 Crewe hits Bogdanski with the ball right in the... 1202 01:44:08,240 --> 01:44:10,629 ...in the nether regions. 1203 01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:14,469 Once again, Bogdanski is down, the Mean Machine is dirty. 1204 01:44:29,480 --> 01:44:32,438 - He's not breathing. - Do something. Try mouth-to-mouth. 1205 01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:36,794 - You want to? - No way. 1206 01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:38,679 Ambulance. Help! 1207 01:44:40,520 --> 01:44:45,878 They are taking Bogdanski off the field in an ambulance. 1208 01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:11,875 He pushed him! 1209 01:45:16,360 --> 01:45:19,636 You can't see, you blind son of a bitch. 1210 01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:24,118 Hey, Walking Boss, here's your crying towel. 1211 01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:27,198 You big fat-assed son of a bitch. 1212 01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:30,790 Go get off and stay off. 1213 01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:32,433 First down. 1214 01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:34,554 Time out. 1215 01:45:34,760 --> 01:45:36,352 Jesus! 1216 01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:41,678 - Scooter, you want to hit somebody? - Yeah. 1217 01:45:41,880 --> 01:45:44,792 All right. Tackle eligible. 1218 01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:46,831 Mawabe, talk to me. 1219 01:45:47,040 --> 01:45:49,508 - What are you doing? - One step off the line. 1220 01:45:49,720 --> 01:45:51,950 - I'll step on the line. - Right. On one. Ready? 1221 01:45:52,160 --> 01:45:57,188 Machine's ball, first and ten on the Guards' 31-yard line. 1222 01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:58,833 Blue 28! 1223 01:45:59,040 --> 01:46:01,952 ...less than one minute 57 seconds left. 1224 01:46:02,720 --> 01:46:04,278 Hut! 1225 01:46:11,480 --> 01:46:13,198 Protest that play! 1226 01:46:23,520 --> 01:46:24,953 Crewe, call time. 1227 01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:28,876 Time. Time. Time, ref. Time. 1228 01:46:29,080 --> 01:46:31,878 First and goal on the one-yard line, 1229 01:46:32,080 --> 01:46:34,036 as Crewe calls time out, with... 1230 01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:37,152 ...40 seconds left on the clock. 1231 01:46:37,360 --> 01:46:39,828 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 1232 01:46:40,040 --> 01:46:43,430 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 1233 01:46:43,640 --> 01:46:45,358 Mean Machine! 1234 01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:50,234 Quiet down. Split right... Joe Jack! 1235 01:46:50,440 --> 01:46:53,273 Split right, sweep left. On one. Ready? 1236 01:46:55,200 --> 01:46:58,397 Blue 28! Blue 28! 1237 01:46:58,600 --> 01:47:00,352 Set! Hut! 1238 01:47:07,440 --> 01:47:10,034 Ladies and gentlemen, this is really a ball game. 1239 01:47:10,240 --> 01:47:12,276 This is a great ball team. 1240 01:47:12,480 --> 01:47:16,439 They're giving these Guardsmen the fight of their lives. 1241 01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:23,156 Split right, roll out right, option pass. Be waiting, Mace. 1242 01:47:23,360 --> 01:47:25,396 On two, on two. Ready? 1243 01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:28,558 - Second and goal. - Blue 20. 1244 01:47:29,720 --> 01:47:33,429 Blue 20. Set! Hut! 1245 01:47:34,920 --> 01:47:36,399 Crewe feigns the pass... 1246 01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:40,072 ...and he throws... 1247 01:47:40,280 --> 01:47:43,909 ...stopping the clock again with 16 seconds left. 1248 01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:49,229 Flip right, dive left, Indian. 1249 01:47:49,440 --> 01:47:52,000 Now, if we don't make it, everybody yell time. 1250 01:47:52,200 --> 01:47:54,031 Everybody yell time. On one. Ready? 1251 01:47:59,760 --> 01:48:03,719 Blue 29! Blue 29! Set! 1252 01:48:04,720 --> 01:48:07,154 Ball goes back to Crewe... 1253 01:48:10,040 --> 01:48:13,396 Time! Time! 1254 01:48:13,760 --> 01:48:16,479 Crewe calls for his third and last time out 1255 01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:18,955 with seven seconds left on the clock. 1256 01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:21,670 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 1257 01:48:23,680 --> 01:48:25,432 Where the hell's he going? 1258 01:48:26,640 --> 01:48:27,959 Let's find out. 1259 01:48:28,840 --> 01:48:33,197 Crewe has taken his last time out and he's heading toward the bench. 1260 01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:38,315 He's heading toward the bench followed by his entire offensive unit. 1261 01:48:39,440 --> 01:48:40,759 Most unusual... 1262 01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:45,156 I don't know what they're doing, it's silent as a church. 1263 01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:49,789 It looks more like a prayer meeting than a huddle. 1264 01:48:50,000 --> 01:48:52,230 Whatever happens, regardless of the outcome, 1265 01:48:52,440 --> 01:48:55,477 this has been one fantastic showing. 1266 01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:58,399 We've come too far together to stop now. 1267 01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:01,797 For Granny, for Nate, 1268 01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:08,274 for Caretaker, let's do it. 1269 01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:18,389 Mean Machine! 1270 01:49:21,240 --> 01:49:22,832 Mean Machine! 1271 01:49:25,680 --> 01:49:28,513 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 1272 01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:43,318 - Hold it down! - Cool it! 1273 01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:47,154 Set! 1274 01:49:48,520 --> 01:49:50,431 Hut! 1275 01:51:17,160 --> 01:51:21,551 Thirty-six, thirty-five, in favour of the Mean Machine. 1276 01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:31,074 Ladies and gentlemen, 1277 01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:33,350 like the fabled phoenix of old... 1278 01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:47,229 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 1279 01:51:47,440 --> 01:51:50,830 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 1280 01:51:51,040 --> 01:51:54,555 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 1281 01:51:54,760 --> 01:51:56,751 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 1282 01:52:19,920 --> 01:52:26,029 - You know, you guys ain't half bad. - You're right. 1283 01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:29,113 Fuck you, boy. 1284 01:52:29,680 --> 01:52:32,114 Not today, boss. 1285 01:52:40,040 --> 01:52:42,713 History. 1286 01:52:42,920 --> 01:52:46,993 We stopped 'em. We are number one! 1287 01:52:55,960 --> 01:52:59,111 Where's your goddamn power theory now? 1288 01:52:59,320 --> 01:53:01,231 He's trying to escape. 1289 01:53:01,440 --> 01:53:04,079 - Oh, shit! - Officer! 1290 01:53:04,280 --> 01:53:06,191 - Crewe! - I'm talking to you! 1291 01:53:08,800 --> 01:53:10,074 Crewe! 1292 01:53:10,280 --> 01:53:12,589 He's trying to escape. Shoot him! 1293 01:53:13,200 --> 01:53:16,158 - Crewe! - You going to let him escape? Shoot. 1294 01:53:16,360 --> 01:53:19,033 - Shoot him, you... Shoot him! - Crewe! 1295 01:53:20,400 --> 01:53:24,473 - Crewe! - Kill him! Kill that son of a bitch! 1296 01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:26,272 Shoot him! 1297 01:53:45,640 --> 01:53:47,870 Game ball. 1298 01:54:02,200 --> 01:54:04,475 Stick this in your trophy case. 1299 01:54:10,680 --> 01:54:13,194 I knew you could do it!