1 00:00:12,851 --> 00:00:13,651 Good evening. I'm Brett Baier 2 00:00:13,651 --> 00:00:20,425 and to clear the air. Yes, I do look like someone made a businessman in Minecraft. 3 00:00:20,425 --> 00:00:23,061 Tonight I am speaking to Vice President Kamala Harris. Let's 4 00:00:23,061 --> 00:00:25,830 welcome her now to Fox News. 5 00:00:30,935 --> 00:00:33,972 Well, thank you for. Have you here with us? 6 00:00:33,972 --> 00:00:39,277 Thank you. Brett. Yeah. The pleasure as neither of us. Well, 7 00:00:39,277 --> 00:00:42,213 thank you, Madam Vice President. Now, when I interviewed President Trump, 8 00:00:42,213 --> 00:00:44,649 my first question was, what do you think is the most important issue 9 00:00:44,649 --> 00:00:48,086 facing our nation? So my first question for you is give me 10 00:00:48,086 --> 00:00:53,058 the exact number of murderers you let loose in this country. But I'm glad you brought up 11 00:00:53,058 --> 00:00:57,062 the topic of immigration. Million, 2 million. Okay. 12 00:00:57,062 --> 00:01:01,800 The first thing we did in office was to introduce a 10 million. Give me a number. 13 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:05,370 But we came up with a bipartisan. But did have a number, though. 14 00:01:05,370 --> 00:01:08,640 May I please. Finish? I'm asking you to. Well, then you have to listen. 15 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:12,110 Well, I can't, because I'm talking. Well, when you 16 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:15,513 stop and maybe when I go to bed. Okay, but listen, 17 00:01:15,513 --> 00:01:21,119 I am the only candidate who has prosecuted transnational criminal organizations. 18 00:01:21,119 --> 00:01:23,822 I brought down the Sinaloa cartel. I brought down the Guadalajara 19 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:26,958 cartel. If I was in Breaking Bad, it would have ended in three 20 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:29,361 episodes. 21 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:37,235 Madam Vice President, are you here to answer questions? 22 00:01:37,235 --> 00:01:39,671 You're just looking for a viral moment. Oh, please. 23 00:01:39,671 --> 00:01:43,441 I am not looking for a viral moment. See how I don't let 24 00:01:43,441 --> 00:01:49,581 men interrupt my answers? Very demure, very mindful. Oh. 25 00:01:51,716 --> 00:01:53,685 Okay, now you're just throwing up means. 26 00:01:53,685 --> 00:01:57,655 That that is not true. I am here to reach across the aisle. 27 00:01:57,655 --> 00:02:04,195 Hundreds of Republicans have endorsed me because in declare, we all fan. 28 00:02:07,565 --> 00:02:11,069 I'm not familiar with the curb. But are we all? 29 00:02:11,069 --> 00:02:12,837 FAM, you've been pretty divisive. You've called Donald 30 00:02:12,837 --> 00:02:18,176 Trump unfit. Yes. Unstable yet not able to lead unchecked. 31 00:02:18,176 --> 00:02:18,977 Did I stutter? 32 00:02:20,111 --> 00:02:21,112 Look, Donald Trump 33 00:02:21,112 --> 00:02:27,519 talks about the enemy within. He said he would turn the military on the American people. 34 00:02:27,519 --> 00:02:32,190 We actually asked the former president about this today. Take a look. 35 00:02:32,190 --> 00:02:36,461 Mr. president, thank you for coming to this women's town hall full of undecided women voters 36 00:02:36,461 --> 00:02:39,698 who we found at a Trump rally. 37 00:02:41,099 --> 00:02:44,269 Now, Kamala Harris has called you unhinged and a danger. 38 00:02:44,269 --> 00:02:47,138 What do you say to that? You know, I heard about that. They said I was threatening. 39 00:02:47,138 --> 00:02:52,210 Not true. I would never threaten anything except perhaps violence. 40 00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:55,113 But they do phony investigations. Okay, I've been investigated 41 00:02:55,113 --> 00:03:00,852 more than Alfonse Capone, who famously did nothing wrong. Scarface outfit, you know. 42 00:03:00,852 --> 00:03:03,722 But you know, you know, he said he briefly died from Covid. One of the great hoaxes, 43 00:03:03,722 --> 00:03:06,624 you know, that was started by Joe Biden, the Biden crime family. 44 00:03:06,624 --> 00:03:08,727 Right? Families are disappearing. You know, kids are 45 00:03:08,727 --> 00:03:12,564 kids are going back to school and they're coming back a different gender. 46 00:03:12,564 --> 00:03:16,267 You know, they're going to Mars and they're coming back big. And, you know, 47 00:03:16,267 --> 00:03:19,971 they're switching bodies. They're doing Freaky Fridays. And Hannah Montana's, you know, 48 00:03:19,971 --> 00:03:24,843 we're a failing country. America is a terrible place full of jerks and idiots. 49 00:03:24,843 --> 00:03:30,782 But we love it. It's really bad. With all due respect, that is not the right clip. 50 00:03:30,782 --> 00:03:34,652 Well, actually it was. No, no. Well, he answered, he who? Look, no. 51 00:03:34,652 --> 00:03:40,291 You are going to like the way you look. I guarantee you. 52 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:43,695 Okay? Okay, enough Lego man. Just just play the correct clip 53 00:03:43,695 --> 00:03:51,202 of Donald Trump. Fine. Roll it. YMCA 54 00:03:51,202 --> 00:03:57,308 on the YMCA. Yeah. We're doing a music. 55 00:03:58,543 --> 00:03:59,944 I think you have to admit, he makes a pretty compelling 56 00:03:59,944 --> 00:04:06,051 argument. Look. He can dance all he wants to YMCA or to any other song. 57 00:04:06,051 --> 00:04:08,953 He doesn't realize is a gay anthem. 58 00:04:10,755 --> 00:04:14,059 This this election is about contrast. 59 00:04:14,059 --> 00:04:18,296 At my rallies, there's Beyoncé and Joy and bathrooms 60 00:04:19,264 --> 00:04:21,666 and his rallies. He won't pay for the busses, 61 00:04:21,666 --> 00:04:25,804 and hundreds of elderly people got to walk back to their car six miles through the desert 62 00:04:25,804 --> 00:04:27,906 like an Old Testament fire festival. 63 00:04:29,574 --> 00:04:31,443 Yeah. So are you saying Trump 64 00:04:31,443 --> 00:04:35,513 voters are misguided or are they stupid? Oh no, I would never say. 65 00:04:35,513 --> 00:04:37,882 Idiots who can't think for themselves. Are they morons? 66 00:04:37,882 --> 00:04:42,253 Slack jaws, stump pumpers, cross-eyed meat heads? Sweat. 67 00:04:42,253 --> 00:04:46,958 But you're trying real hard to make me say something bad. But they're at least sad, right? 68 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:51,162 Some of them are very. Okay, let's move. On. Okay, fine. 69 00:04:51,162 --> 00:04:54,199 So you're not denying that they're fat. Oh, my dear God. 70 00:04:54,199 --> 00:05:00,438 You're very sexy when you're angry, you know that? Yes, I do. 71 00:05:07,278 --> 00:05:10,148 Next question. When asked about Joe Biden. 72 00:05:10,148 --> 00:05:14,219 Here's here's what he recently said about you and your candidacy. 73 00:05:14,219 --> 00:05:21,659 Okay, look, here's the deal. It's a terrible tragedy. I'm looking round. 74 00:05:21,659 --> 00:05:26,664 Everything she touches will be destroyed. No, Joe. Watch out. Florida. 75 00:05:30,402 --> 00:05:31,403 Brett. Brett is clearly talking 76 00:05:31,403 --> 00:05:36,541 about the hurricane. He said, watch out, Florida. Why do you keep 77 00:05:36,541 --> 00:05:42,213 playing these misleading clips? I don't, but here's some more. Folks. 78 00:05:42,213 --> 00:05:47,252 We have other problems on our hands. I'm being serious. Come on. 79 00:05:47,252 --> 00:05:52,257 Four years ago was amazing. It was a guy wanted, but now I got this girl. 80 00:05:52,257 --> 00:05:57,162 People are going, what are you doing here? Come on. Okay. 81 00:05:57,162 --> 00:06:03,234 But you and I both know he's talking about the new Joker movie with Lady Gaga. 82 00:06:03,234 --> 00:06:10,275 Can you keep rolling it, please? And why is she saying, what's a fallen girl? 83 00:06:10,275 --> 00:06:14,045 What's a good gaga? Good God, what is it? Come on. 84 00:06:14,045 --> 00:06:17,048 No Joker, no joke. 85 00:06:18,516 --> 00:06:22,754 Okay, maybe you're right, but. Wow. 86 00:06:24,222 --> 00:06:25,857 While we're on the topic, what did you do first? 87 00:06:25,857 --> 00:06:32,063 Notice that Joe Biden's mental faculties were diminished. But I have watched Joe Biden 88 00:06:33,431 --> 00:06:36,501 from the Oval Office to the Situation Room, 89 00:06:36,501 --> 00:06:44,376 and Joe Biden is too bright. He is a brilliant. But my presidency, well, 90 00:06:44,376 --> 00:06:50,582 you're basically to be. A billion times to better. 91 00:06:55,553 --> 00:06:57,889 To your presidency would be different than Biden's. 92 00:06:57,889 --> 00:07:03,728 Of course, we're very different. For example, I am comfortable saying the word abortion. Oh, 93 00:07:05,363 --> 00:07:09,401 you can't handle that, Brett. Abortion. God. 94 00:07:09,401 --> 00:07:14,939 Uterus. No menstruation. You're lying. 95 00:07:14,939 --> 00:07:17,909 I've got to hit her back with the male equivalent to balls. 96 00:07:18,777 --> 00:07:22,113 Okay, Brett, I can handle that. I am here doing an interview 97 00:07:22,113 --> 00:07:28,053 with an openly hostile network, and Trump has canceled all of his interviews. 98 00:07:28,053 --> 00:07:29,788 That's not true. Donald Trump just did a town hall 99 00:07:29,788 --> 00:07:35,860 with his sworn enemy, Univision. Let's take a look. Mr. president, 100 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:39,264 I want to give you the opportunity to win back my vote, 101 00:07:39,264 --> 00:07:43,068 after what happened on January 6th. But why would I support you? 102 00:07:43,068 --> 00:07:47,072 I'm just going to make it crystal clear. Okay? January 6th was a day of love. 103 00:07:47,072 --> 00:07:50,442 All right? Love and peace. It was basically Woodstock. 104 00:07:50,442 --> 00:07:54,412 People were being peaceful. No one died except for the few that did. 105 00:07:54,412 --> 00:08:00,485 And so now that I got your vote, let's dance. It's raining. Man. 106 00:08:00,485 --> 00:08:03,221 Hallelujah. It's raining men. 107 00:08:07,158 --> 00:08:10,128 Does he not listen to the lyrics? 108 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:13,665 Before we wrap up, tell us why the American people 109 00:08:13,665 --> 00:08:17,135 should vote for you. Because I have a plan. What is it? Well, I'm trying 110 00:08:17,135 --> 00:08:21,072 to tell you. Trying to listen. But then stop. I don't know how. Just. 111 00:08:21,072 --> 00:08:26,711 Just shut your mouth. I don't think it does. Okay, may I finish? Go ahead. 112 00:08:26,711 --> 00:08:34,052 The American vote. The American people. Excited for wicked. 113 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,522 The American people. That was fun, right, 114 00:08:37,522 --> 00:08:41,593 I had fun. We're out of time. Thanks for joining. Me. Okay. Before I go, 115 00:08:41,593 --> 00:08:44,929 can I just say the thing I've been trying to say this whole time? Fine. 116 00:08:44,929 --> 00:08:51,536 Go ahead. Live from New York its Saturday Night! 117 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,376 It's Saturday Night Live 118 00:10:54,359 --> 00:10:59,731 >> A FILM BY PLEASE DON'T DESTROY. 119 00:10:59,731 --> 00:11:08,540 MUSICAL GUEST, BILLIE EILISH. AND YOUR HOST -- MICHAEL KEATON. 120 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:17,415 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MICHAEL KEATON! 121 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:40,739 Oh. Thank you, thank you. That's very. Nice, man. 122 00:11:40,739 --> 00:11:48,713 hosting Saturday Night Live 50th season. 123 00:11:48,713 --> 00:11:51,783 This year? Yeah. That's amazing. You know, 124 00:11:51,783 --> 00:11:55,420 I was working on a 125 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:58,490 I was a P.A. on Mister Rogers 126 00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:03,561 Neighborhood at WQED. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in the 70s, you know, 127 00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:10,869 than you'd think. Mister Rogers 128 00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:17,876 A lot of puppets, tons of cocaine. Yeah. 129 00:12:17,876 --> 00:12:22,580 Anyway, Fred was a great guy. He's everythingt guy. 130 00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:25,283 I want to talk about this movie 131 00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:32,891 which is called Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. 132 00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:35,326 coming up, I know I'm going to see a lot 133 00:12:35,326 --> 00:12:40,265 which is adorable.ds out there 134 00:12:40,265 --> 00:12:43,101 a lot of grown men dressed up 135 00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:50,375 40s, which is less adorable, 136 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:56,514 and the juice. Yeah. Okay. Mikey Day. 137 00:12:56,514 --> 00:13:02,854 How you doing, man? Yeah. That's good. Come on, come on, baby, it's. 138 00:13:02,854 --> 00:13:06,524 Beetlejuice is my favorite. 139 00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:11,262 Hey, you do me a favor. Can you say it's showtime? 140 00:13:11,262 --> 00:13:15,900 I don't even remember how I said up. I do. 141 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:25,543 Okay, okay. Oh, hey, showtime Andy Samberg, you two. 142 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:31,416 Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, that's right, Mike 143 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:35,453 here, know during my story 144 00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:39,357 many times to get my B.J. into the show.get my B.J. 145 00:13:39,357 --> 00:13:43,661 Beetlejuice.y, hey, please don|t 146 00:13:43,661 --> 00:13:47,966 when I'm gone, remember? 147 00:13:47,966 --> 00:13:52,237 Yeah. Film. Yeah. Good, good good, good. But in all seriousness,good. 148 00:13:52,237 --> 00:13:56,274 right? I hate them myself, 149 00:13:56,274 --> 00:13:58,943 That's really great.ter. 150 00:13:58,943 --> 00:14:03,615 Emhoff in the cold opens? of 151 00:14:03,615 --> 00:14:08,286 jam him in this week. So here we find ourselves. 152 00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:15,226 Yeah, I got you. I got. You, Yeah. 153 00:14:15,226 --> 00:14:18,063 lurking in the wings. 154 00:14:18,063 --> 00:14:22,333 for another Beetlejuice, so. 155 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:26,571 This is just how I dress. But thank you so much. 156 00:14:26,571 --> 00:14:32,644 of lines from the first movie? 157 00:14:32,644 --> 00:14:36,815 Did you see the second? Not yet. It's on the list, right? Right. 158 00:14:36,815 --> 00:14:41,086 you're going to stand up here 159 00:14:41,086 --> 00:14:43,588 with me? Until you do the voice. We really like to hear the voice 160 00:14:43,588 --> 00:14:48,159 come. On, come on. Not gonna happen. Please. 161 00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:54,966 We got a great show. Yeah. Billie Eilish is here Stick around we|ll be back 162 00:15:08,446 --> 00:15:11,049 Don't think she's a nut. Hey, sharp TV shoppers, 163 00:15:11,049 --> 00:15:17,055 Ray and Lindy here. And it's spookTober in the shop TV studio. 164 00:15:17,055 --> 00:15:22,861 And everybody is getting silly. We got a minion running our dang camera over there. 165 00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:28,900 Look at their. Hey, man, you all right? Just. 166 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:32,937 Drew. Now, you got a second job there, Roy 167 00:15:32,937 --> 00:15:38,443 Banana. Oh, banana. Well, in the next. 168 00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:40,945 Hour, we've got specular sighting. So good, even 169 00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:47,085 the ghosts will be howling. You're supposed to play a sound effect. 170 00:15:47,085 --> 00:15:50,355 Odell Audio of a ghost moaning. What the heck 171 00:15:50,355 --> 00:15:56,161 are you up to? Okay. Oh, it is spooked over. Well, our first item for sale 172 00:15:56,161 --> 00:16:03,568 today comes from Toby the cookie guy. Wallet. Hey, Bret Lindy 173 00:16:03,568 --> 00:16:08,940 Happy cookie. Wayne. Halloween. Oh, you're too much. Yeah, but. 174 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:15,113 What do you got for us today? Well, now, I don't normally like to scare my customers, 175 00:16:15,113 --> 00:16:20,051 but I'll make sure on Halloween. Oh, I'm selling a jumbo cookie. It looks like a zombie 176 00:16:20,051 --> 00:16:25,590 eyeball. Oh. Yuck. And yum. Yeah, and it comes. 177 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:29,728 In this fun souvenir box right here. Yeah, for a low price of. 178 00:16:29,728 --> 00:16:34,265 Guess how much? 14.99 Yeah. That's right. That's all it is. 179 00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:37,702 Okay, well, do. You have one of these cookies unwrapped? 180 00:16:37,702 --> 00:16:42,073 We can show. I do, yeah. Yummy. Yes. On my. Yeah. 181 00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:48,613 There we go. Oh, look. At that eyeball. 182 00:16:48,613 --> 00:16:52,751 Oh, that is so pink in the middl there. It's so pink. 183 00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:56,721 Well, it's a zombie. It's a zombie eye, so it's bloodshot. 184 00:16:56,721 --> 00:17:01,659 Yeah. I might have gone with a blue eye myself, but, 185 00:17:01,659 --> 00:17:04,629 Tell us about the flavors a little bit. Tell us about just 186 00:17:04,629 --> 00:17:09,901 about the flavors a little bit. Well, classic vanilla sponge cake. 187 00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:17,308 And look how soft and squishy. Oh no no no no no. Yeah. Let's get off that. 188 00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:20,478 Get off that one now. Oh, damn. You know, I. Always say 189 00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:25,050 squishy is delicious. Oh. That's fun. Yeah. I think everybody at home 190 00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:28,653 knows how soft it is. So. Yeah, you can stop feeling it like that. 191 00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:31,589 And, you know, I want to also say I used all organic ingredients. 192 00:17:31,589 --> 00:17:34,659 I mean, they look so good. People think they're fake, but they're not. 193 00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:38,196 They're all natural. No, I'm a big naturals guy. Oh, well, 194 00:17:38,196 --> 00:17:41,099 don't say it like that. Well, you know what? Let's go to the phones. 195 00:17:41,099 --> 00:17:46,771 How about that caller? Are you excited to order one of these zombies? 196 00:17:46,771 --> 00:17:50,175 Zombies? I thought that cookie was supposed to be like a 197 00:17:50,175 --> 00:17:56,348 delicious white woman to hang up on. Shame on you. 198 00:17:56,348 --> 00:18:00,552 Shame on you. Give it. To us. Look, I just want an ad that's 199 00:18:00,552 --> 00:18:07,692 not just, you know, the sponge. This part here is actually red velvet. I 200 00:18:07,692 --> 00:18:13,131 oh. Like that. So just maybe half the that people can't. 201 00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:15,266 Look feel that. I don't know. You're just being so delicate 202 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:20,338 with them. I'll be a little help. Out right now. 203 00:18:20,338 --> 00:18:24,075 No, no. Don't close. Okay, Toby, why don't you go ahead and 204 00:18:24,075 --> 00:18:27,779 tell us about the special offer you have for our shop TV viewers? 205 00:18:27,779 --> 00:18:34,719 Well, if you order in the next hour, I'll throw in a second to. And then. 206 00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:38,223 Yes, I got that. Look at that right there. I want to get these things 207 00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:46,331 in my mouth right now. Oh, that Saturday. Okay, let's go to a caller. 208 00:18:46,331 --> 00:18:49,667 How about that caller you shop TV? Hi there. 209 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:55,407 Do those cookies come in different ethnicities? Hang up, hang up 210 00:18:55,407 --> 00:18:59,110 Shame on you. Good question. Well, Toby, 211 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:06,084 your cookies are already here. It says here you just got an order for 500 cookies. Wow. 212 00:19:06,084 --> 00:19:12,190 Yeah. That order comes from Pelican Bay State Prison in California. 213 00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:16,928 Thanks, fellas. Well, 1499 for two zombie eyeball cookies. 214 00:19:16,928 --> 00:19:19,264 Oh, boy. Here, hold that for me. Would you be delicate 215 00:19:19,264 --> 00:19:24,636 if you can, right? And if you order in the next five minutes, I'm going to throw 216 00:19:24,636 --> 00:19:28,306 in an extra sweet treat. And this is my cookie guide. Oh I. 217 00:19:28,306 --> 00:19:35,714 Don't. Oh, okay. Oh my. God. Blur It Oh my God. 218 00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:39,851 Don't put TV. MA on the screen. Okay. That makes it seem worse 219 00:19:39,851 --> 00:19:45,623 Odell No. Okay. It's every natural 220 00:19:45,623 --> 00:19:50,328 Okay, well, that was fun, Toby. Guys. Thanks, guys. 221 00:19:50,328 --> 00:19:55,166 Thank you. Oh, guys. Wow. Yeah. We'll be back. 222 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:58,103 With more Shop TV. Toby. Yeah. You know, those cookies 223 00:19:58,103 --> 00:20:01,573 kind of look like yours? I know, right? This. 224 00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:13,685 believe we're doing this, man. 225 00:20:13,685 --> 00:20:17,822 present ever, dude.ne. 226 00:20:17,822 --> 00:20:23,928 which is our jumping altitude. 227 00:20:23,928 --> 00:20:26,231 to an instructor, just like we practiced in base 228 00:20:26,231 --> 00:20:29,567 forget to enjoy the view. 229 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:32,570 Yeah. How you guys feel? I feel pumped. 230 00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:35,807 Dude. Honestly, I'm kind of nervous. Me too. 231 00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:38,777 Me too. 232 00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:40,879 What's that? I'm just.at? 233 00:20:40,879 --> 00:20:46,651 feeling in my stomach.oo. 234 00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:50,355 away. No. I'm usually never nervous. Yeah, 235 00:20:50,355 --> 00:20:53,224 today.t know. 236 00:20:53,224 --> 00:20:59,631 Just like, luck's not on my side. I hate to hear that. 237 00:20:59,631 --> 00:21:03,201 Who is with which instructor? I'm with you. And glasses. 238 00:21:03,201 --> 00:21:06,237 Dirk over there. So, I don't even get him 239 00:21:06,237 --> 00:21:17,349 on the weekends now, Yeah. Good day. Lawyer. I just lost the kids. 240 00:21:17,349 --> 00:21:22,754 Should we maybe head back? No. You guys talking vibes. Something's weird, right? 241 00:21:22,754 --> 00:21:27,359 jitters, you know?AirPods? 242 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:32,330 I had to pull the cord.uld jump. 243 00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:37,469 So this is my life, Okay, sir, you need to land 244 00:21:37,469 --> 00:21:42,140 the plane now. You guys are gonna be fine. These guys are pros. 245 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:45,143 because they love it, right? Maybe. 246 00:21:45,143 --> 00:21:48,713 that always wanted to die. 247 00:21:48,713 --> 00:21:54,986 Oh, you can't jump, dude. Yeah. 248 00:21:54,986 --> 00:21:59,924 Take a selfie before we go. No good. Last words. Nice smile.st words. 249 00:21:59,924 --> 00:22:04,329 for, like, ten years. 250 00:22:04,329 --> 00:22:08,066 I think. I don't know. 251 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:12,704 I want you to know I love you. I love you too, man. 252 00:22:12,704 --> 00:22:18,476 love with you and smile. 253 00:22:18,476 --> 00:22:21,446 absolutely gorgeous. 254 00:22:23,081 --> 00:22:26,584 All right. Thank you, man. 255 00:22:31,423 --> 00:22:35,360 I want to jump now. Let's do this thing. 256 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,396 now is the time to speak up.nd 257 00:22:38,396 --> 00:22:44,836 I mean, speaking up. I know you're scared. Why wouldn't you be? 258 00:22:44,836 --> 00:22:50,308 We're jumping into the unknown. That's why we do this. To figurey we do this. 259 00:22:50,308 --> 00:22:52,010 out who we really are. You. 260 00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:02,120 I am all right. 261 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:10,895 Well, what do you think? Wanna Jump! 262 00:23:25,076 --> 00:23:27,078 Okay. Okay, everyone sit down. 263 00:23:27,078 --> 00:23:33,251 Janie and I are in love, 264 00:23:33,251 --> 00:23:39,090 and we intend to wed Son, Janie is a lovely girl, but a white man lovely girl, 265 00:23:39,090 --> 00:23:44,963 married to a black woman. That's just dangerous. What will people say? 266 00:23:44,963 --> 00:23:47,465 what they say, ma'am. Our love is stronger. 267 00:23:47,465 --> 00:23:51,403 marriage.r hate. 268 00:23:51,403 --> 00:23:55,407 For both of your sakes. Well, hold on now. 269 00:23:55,407 --> 00:24:00,045 is the man for her, thenaughter. 270 00:24:00,045 --> 00:24:04,849 I say God bless. Love is love. And that's how it should be. I just don't understand why. 271 00:24:04,849 --> 00:24:11,623 you two would want to do this. Nor do I. Well, maybe this will help. 272 00:24:11,623 --> 00:24:17,162 I've written the song. You wrote a song about me, baby. About us. 273 00:24:17,162 --> 00:24:20,198 it's like to be married to a beautiful black woman. 274 00:24:20,198 --> 00:24:27,238 Maybe when people hear it, things will start to change. Amen. 275 00:24:27,238 --> 00:24:32,210 Play a song, young man. Play a song. Thank you sir. 276 00:24:32,210 --> 00:24:35,180 I will. 277 00:24:38,216 --> 00:24:48,426 * HEY, HEY, HEY, YOUR LIPSTICK STAINS ON THE FRONT LOBE OF MY 278 00:24:48,426 --> 00:25:08,380 LEFT SIDE BRAIN, I KNEW I WOULDN'T FORGET YOU * * AND SO I WENT AND LET YOU BLOW 279 00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:12,650 MY MIND, HEY, SOUL SISTER, AIN'T THAT MISTER MISTER ON THE RADIO, STEREO, THE WAY YOU MOVE AIN'T 280 00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:29,234 FAIR YOU KNOW * * HEY, SOUL SISTER, I DON'T WANT TO MISS A SINGLE THING YOU DO 281 00:25:29,234 --> 00:25:36,708 TONIGHT, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY * 282 00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:40,445 >> I THINK THEY GET IT. I THINK THEY GET IT * OH, YOU CAN CUT A RUG, WATCHING YOU IS 283 00:25:40,445 --> 00:25:49,554 THE ONLY DRUG I NEED, YOU'RE SO GANGSTER, I'M SO THUG, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'M DREAMING OF * 284 00:25:49,554 --> 00:25:54,959 >> I'M GOING TO WAIT OUTSIDE. YEAH. * HEY, SOUL SISTER, AIN'T THAT 285 00:25:54,959 --> 00:26:00,265 MISTER MISTER ON THE RADIO, STEREO, THE WAY YOU MOVE AIN'T FAIR YOU KNOW * 286 00:26:00,265 --> 00:26:15,914 >> PLEASE, STOP. * HEY, SOUL SISTER, I DON'T WANT TO MISS A SINGLE THING YOU DO 287 00:26:15,914 --> 00:26:18,550 TONIGHT * 288 00:26:19,718 --> 00:26:25,890 What? Oh, wow. 289 00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:31,296 Son, just. Wow, I get it, I get it. You have my blessing. 290 00:26:31,296 --> 00:26:36,568 about his beloved soul sister, 291 00:26:36,568 --> 00:26:39,537 I can't object. 292 00:26:43,508 --> 00:26:45,543 Young. Man, did you say that 293 00:26:45,543 --> 00:26:54,486 my daughter was so gangsta? Yes, sir. And I am so thug. 294 00:26:54,486 --> 00:26:58,990 blessing.y. 295 00:26:58,990 --> 00:27:02,427 a step. Further. And say that maybe we should, 296 00:27:02,427 --> 00:27:08,299 that is such a good point. 297 00:27:08,299 --> 00:27:13,638 I agree. Oh, is that with, Are we over? Yeah, I think so. Are we over? 298 00:27:13,638 --> 00:27:17,909 Yeah, probably for the best. Okay. Good bye everybody. We just going to exitody. 299 00:27:17,909 --> 00:27:24,916 through the kitchen. Wait. No. Don't go. Please. Oh, I can't believe this. 300 00:27:24,916 --> 00:27:29,154 right?id I do wrong? 301 00:27:29,154 --> 00:27:37,962 it was only missing one thing.e. 302 00:27:37,962 --> 00:27:43,868 What? This little bit of stank. Two. Three. Four. 303 00:27:44,502 --> 00:27:47,806 * HEY, SOUL SISTER, AIN'T THAT MISTER MISTER ON THE RADIO, 304 00:27:47,806 --> 00:27:51,076 STEREO, THE WAY YOU MOVE AIN'T FAIR YOU KNOW, HEY, SOUL SISTER, I DON'T WANNA MISS A SINGLE 305 00:27:51,076 --> 00:27:53,278 THING YOU DO * 306 00:28:06,324 --> 00:28:12,597 Guys, TikTok shop 30% off. My cortisol has drop. 307 00:28:12,597 --> 00:28:15,500 I am trying the Hennessy Habanero fruity Pebblesy 308 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:24,476 chicken sandwich from Lisa. So food in Atlanta. I'm not going to lie, y'all. 309 00:28:24,476 --> 00:28:29,848 That's nasty. Came on this way. I had to explain. Direct from Domingo. 310 00:28:29,848 --> 00:28:33,051 my husband asked for beef tacos and I didn'tsked for beef tacos 311 00:28:33,051 --> 00:28:38,490 and picked the corn myself. 312 00:28:38,490 --> 00:28:49,100 So that's what we do when we bring the boom Thank you for the roses. Yum. 313 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:54,205 we must protect the bloodline. 314 00:28:54,205 --> 00:28:57,075 of the snow bunny. You don't want it? See how I'm 315 00:28:57,075 --> 00:29:03,014 vibrating off my cellulite? Very demure, very mindful. Hey, baby. 316 00:29:03,014 --> 00:29:07,018 What is up, daddy gang? It is your founding father. Today's topic ising father. 317 00:29:07,018 --> 00:29:10,288 when to put a finger in. Our guest today is Secretary of Homeland 318 00:29:10,288 --> 00:29:16,461 Security Alejandro Mayorkas. I don't know, please 319 00:29:16,461 --> 00:29:20,932 don't get a caller Bizbit. Can I sing to you? Making my way downtown, walking 320 00:29:20,932 --> 00:29:26,471 past faces. Person homebound. Yeah. Thank you. 321 00:29:26,471 --> 00:29:31,176 That was singing. Later with the. Look at this crab. Me. 322 00:29:31,176 --> 00:29:38,750 It's shit. It's insane. Looks like. Yo. Come on, chair, chill. 323 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:42,721 in my friggin basement, bro. 324 00:29:42,721 --> 00:29:45,824 Oh, God. Don't shut up. Thank you for being here, Mr. 325 00:29:45,824 --> 00:29:49,227 they tell me your tremendous 326 00:29:49,227 --> 00:29:55,767 and with regard to virgins. So it's a great honor 327 00:29:58,870 --> 00:30:00,305 What do you do? There's an evacuation 328 00:30:00,305 --> 00:30:05,343 order in place so you don't to I mean, so this is part 329 00:30:05,343 --> 00:30:10,148 55 of my beef with the Chili's on Jefferson Avenue. You didn't knowenue. 330 00:30:10,148 --> 00:30:15,387 guys are at the wrong rally.. 331 00:30:15,387 --> 00:30:20,925 the smaller one down the street. Excuse me. 332 00:30:20,925 --> 00:30:23,895 I'm speaking. 333 00:30:32,904 --> 00:30:35,140 can I sing to you? Yes. 334 00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:40,445 Where are you? And I'm so sorry. Yeah, well, it was terrible. 335 00:30:40,445 --> 00:30:43,448 That was really bad. I didn't like that at all. That was really bad.t all. 336 00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:48,653 cheesesteaks. 337 00:30:48,653 --> 00:30:54,125 As a 22 year old mother of ten, I like to do everything by hand. Today my kids wanted to color,d. 338 00:30:54,125 --> 00:31:02,934 to make more paper for my kids. 339 00:31:02,934 --> 00:31:11,142 We, My cortisol is dropping. Is this thing vibrating? The legs are getting fed 340 00:31:11,142 --> 00:31:17,649 if you do not have things 341 00:31:17,649 --> 00:31:23,188 stop following me. They got. 342 00:31:29,928 --> 00:31:34,466 We bring the Boom That's what we do. 343 00:31:45,643 --> 00:31:52,217 >>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BILLIE EILISH. 344 00:31:52,217 --> 00:32:03,561 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] * I WANT YOU TO STAY 'TIL I'M IN THE GRAVE 345 00:32:03,561 --> 00:32:11,202 'TIL I ROT AWAY DEAD AND BURIED * * 'TIL I'M IN 346 00:32:11,202 --> 00:32:20,378 THE CASKET YOU CARRY IF YOU GO I'M GOIN' TOO 'CAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS YOU 347 00:32:20,378 --> 00:32:26,918 ALRIGHT * * AND IF I'M TURNIN' BLUE PLEASE DON 'T SAVE ME 348 00:32:26,918 --> 00:32:35,527 NOTHIN' LEFT TO LOSE WITHOUT MY BABY * * BIRDS OF A FEATHER 349 00:32:35,527 --> 00:32:39,864 WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER * * I KNOW I SAID I'D NEVER THINK I WASN'T 350 00:32:39,864 --> 00:32:46,905 BETTER ALONE * * CAN'T CHANGE THE WEATHER MIGHT NOT BE FOREVER 351 00:32:46,905 --> 00:32:55,113 BUT IF IT'S FOREVER IT'S EVEN BETTER * * AND I DON'T KNOW 352 00:32:55,113 --> 00:33:01,052 WHAT I'M CRYIN' FOR I DON'T THINK I COULD LOVE YOU MORE * 353 00:33:01,052 --> 00:33:07,959 * IT MIGHT NOT BE LONG BUT BABY I I'LL LOVE YOU 354 00:33:07,959 --> 00:33:22,640 'TIL THE DAY THAT I DIE * * 'TIL THE DAY THAT I DIE 'TIL THE LIGHT LEAVES MY EYES 355 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:36,221 'TIL THE DAY THAT I DIE * * I WANT YOU TO SEE HOW YOU LOOK TO ME 356 00:33:36,221 --> 00:33:42,727 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IF I TOLD YA * * YOU WOULD KEEP 357 00:33:42,727 --> 00:33:54,572 THE COMPLIMENTS I THROW YA BUT YOU'RE SO FULL OF IT TELL ME IT'S A BIT OH * 358 00:33:54,572 --> 00:34:01,579 * SAY YOU DON'T SEE IT YOUR MIND'S POLLUTED SAY YOU WANNA QUIT 359 00:34:01,579 --> 00:34:09,654 DON'T BE STUPID * * I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M CRYIN' FOR 360 00:34:09,654 --> 00:34:16,628 I DON'T THINK I COULD LOVE YOU MORE * * MIGHT NOT BE LONG 361 00:34:16,628 --> 00:34:25,270 BUT BABY I I DON'T WANNA SAY GOODBYE * * BIRDS OF A FEATHER 362 00:34:25,270 --> 00:34:29,607 WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER 'TIL THE DAY THAT I DIE * * I KNOW I SAID I'D NEVER 363 00:34:29,607 --> 00:34:32,811 THINK I WASN'T BETTER ALONE 'TIL THE LIGHT LEAVES MY EYES * 364 00:34:32,811 --> 00:34:36,581 * CAN'T CHANGE THE WEATHER MIGHT NOT BE FOREVER 'TIL THE DAY THAT I DIE * 365 00:34:36,581 --> 00:34:45,724 * BUT IF IT'S FOREVER IT'S EVEN BETTER * * I KNEW YOU IN ANOTHER LIFE 366 00:34:45,724 --> 00:34:52,697 YOU HAD THAT SAME LOOK IN YOUR EYES * * I LOVE YOU 367 00:34:52,697 --> 00:35:15,220 DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED * ** 368 00:35:45,183 --> 00:35:48,086 Update with Colin Jost 369 00:35:48,086 --> 00:35:51,089 and Michael Che. 370 00:35:55,794 --> 00:35:57,162 Good evening. Everyone. Welcome to Weekend 371 00:35:57,162 --> 00:36:01,633 Update..I'm Michael che. I'm Colin Jost. 372 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,437 the election is just 16 days 373 00:36:05,437 --> 00:36:08,106 and the candidates are striking very different tonesre striking 374 00:36:08,106 --> 00:36:13,111 Kamala Harris.out the vote. 375 00:36:13,111 --> 00:36:22,487 Your vote is your voice, and your voice is your power. Nice. 376 00:36:22,487 --> 00:36:28,960 And here's Trump. Get that fat pig off the couch. Tell him to go and votee couch. 377 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:38,970 for Trump. He's going to save our country. Also, nice and direct. 378 00:36:38,970 --> 00:36:42,240 you'll notice in their styles. You know, like, here's Kamala's 379 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:45,076 message to women. And when. Congress. 380 00:36:45,076 --> 00:36:50,448 I will proudly sign it.e 381 00:36:50,448 --> 00:36:55,120 Into law. Okay. And here's Trump's 382 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,088 closing message to women. 383 00:37:09,034 --> 00:37:10,835 So in that story, he thinks Harvey Weinstein's 384 00:37:10,835 --> 00:37:16,541 I never need to hear anyone 385 00:37:16,541 --> 00:37:22,714 did strike a positive tone 386 00:37:22,714 --> 00:37:27,852 to just dance for 40 minutes. 387 00:37:27,852 --> 00:37:35,126 Please enjoy these somehow. 100% real clips. This is a man world, 388 00:38:00,051 --> 00:38:05,557 Hey. Special like. 389 00:38:05,557 --> 00:38:10,495 all those incredible songs on. 390 00:38:10,495 --> 00:38:13,465 Now that's what I call dementia. 391 00:38:18,103 --> 00:38:21,272 hall hosted by Univision, 392 00:38:21,272 --> 00:38:24,609 in both English and Spanish, which he answered in bothsh, 393 00:38:24,609 --> 00:38:30,148 English and louder in English. During a rally in Atlanta, Donald Trump said 394 00:38:30,148 --> 00:38:32,384 who votes for Kamala Harristes for Kamala 395 00:38:32,384 --> 00:38:35,887 should have their head examined. But no matter who we vote for, I promise you who we vote for, 396 00:38:35,887 --> 00:38:38,256 I am not going to therapy. 397 00:38:42,227 --> 00:38:45,830 That guy gets. Me. And an all female Fox News town 398 00:38:45,830 --> 00:38:51,803 the father of IVF, 399 00:38:51,803 --> 00:38:56,775 which stands for Ivanka and various freaks. 400 00:39:01,646 --> 00:39:03,415 Trump. Trump. 401 00:39:03,415 --> 00:39:09,154 was probably a great president,s 402 00:39:09,154 --> 00:39:13,491 the Civil War wasn't settled. Well, it was settled settled. 403 00:39:13,491 --> 00:39:15,860 until you showed up. 404 00:39:18,029 --> 00:39:20,065 say that during a campaign stop 405 00:39:20,065 --> 00:39:24,169 the fry cooker at a McDonald's 406 00:39:24,169 --> 00:39:26,438 deep fry the tip of his tie. 407 00:39:28,406 --> 00:39:30,842 call on January 408 00:39:30,842 --> 00:39:35,046 he is gaslighting us. But Kamala, you'reus. 409 00:39:35,046 --> 00:39:37,515 just imagining things baby. 410 00:39:39,918 --> 00:39:42,087 That's my. That's called gaslighting. 411 00:39:42,087 --> 00:39:46,624 It's very real. I'm a good actor. At a rally in a Pennsylvania 412 00:39:46,624 --> 00:39:51,229 that DominionElon Musk promoted 413 00:39:51,229 --> 00:39:55,500 election, saying, quote, the last thing I would do 414 00:39:55,500 --> 00:40:01,373 driving all of his car.gram. 415 00:40:06,411 --> 00:40:09,214 he hopes that the death 416 00:40:09,214 --> 00:40:13,885 will be a path to peace in Gaza. Path to peace is alsoce in Gaza. 417 00:40:13,885 --> 00:40:20,525 in about three months.iden 418 00:40:20,525 --> 00:40:24,863 has reached a settlement in hundreds of child sex abuse 419 00:40:24,863 --> 00:40:33,905 that priest called worth it. 420 00:40:37,809 --> 00:40:40,478 The 90s. Come on. 421 00:40:41,446 --> 00:40:43,281 Candidates are now doing everything they can to get 422 00:40:43,281 --> 00:40:49,154 Night Live cast member, a meal. 423 00:40:49,154 --> 00:40:55,960 with Kim. Oh. Hi, Colin. Hi, Emile. Welcome. 424 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,296 going into the election? I feel good, I feel like 425 00:40:58,296 --> 00:41:02,400 voting for.I'm voting for, 426 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,402 because my dad's an immigrant, but he, like, you know,igrant, 427 00:41:04,402 --> 00:41:07,706 all odds.t in this country. 428 00:41:07,706 --> 00:41:12,977 that he's a Republican now. Like that's 429 00:41:12,977 --> 00:41:17,115 was to go from, like, village in Lebanon to being like,lage 430 00:41:17,115 --> 00:41:23,588 no, no, no, don't let me in. No, sorry about that. No, sorry, white guys only. 431 00:41:23,588 --> 00:41:27,659 let's go play pickleball. That's what I guess. 432 00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:30,962 Lebanon?that is a dream. Yeah. 433 00:41:30,962 --> 00:41:33,598 you know, it's very scary now, but, you know, scary 434 00:41:33,598 --> 00:41:37,001 and he's like, you know,out me 435 00:41:37,001 --> 00:41:40,705 we're Arab. We're not Arab. 436 00:41:40,705 --> 00:41:44,175 What a Christian. Lebanese. It's different. We're European, 437 00:41:44,175 --> 00:41:49,948 if they think we're the French, 438 00:41:49,948 --> 00:41:54,019 are very funny part of all this. 439 00:41:54,019 --> 00:41:56,121 starts going down over there,g down 440 00:41:56,121 --> 00:42:00,291 not to us.s like to pop out. 441 00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:05,263 Lebanese dudes with unibrow being like, bonjour. You're. 442 00:42:05,263 --> 00:42:10,969 the Christian part helps? Yes. 443 00:42:10,969 --> 00:42:12,704 I lived all over the country, 444 00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:16,074 conservative of an area I'm in. When people find outrea I'm in. 445 00:42:16,074 --> 00:42:18,777 just relax a little bit. 446 00:42:18,777 --> 00:42:23,348 even in this room, like, I feel people's shoulders drop, I feel 447 00:42:23,348 --> 00:42:26,084 Christian Arabs.ut 448 00:42:26,084 --> 00:42:28,119 oh, he's cool. Like, oh, they're just like 449 00:42:28,119 --> 00:42:33,324 were kind of like,id of you. 450 00:42:33,324 --> 00:42:39,631 with anime backpacks. You like. 451 00:42:39,631 --> 00:42:41,866 I don't love it, but I'm not going to 452 00:42:41,866 --> 00:42:46,371 cross the street anymore. It's fine. He skateboards. Okay, whatever. 453 00:42:46,371 --> 00:42:48,640 I guess I see that. Yeah. See, you know, we're not that 454 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:53,378 like violent people by nature. 455 00:42:53,378 --> 00:42:57,482 passionate guys, you know,ther 456 00:42:57,482 --> 00:42:59,684 what is an Arab but a Greek that you're kind of afraid of, 457 00:42:59,684 --> 00:43:03,488 there. We're Italian guys. 458 00:43:03,488 --> 00:43:05,857 because our buddies on the mouth, we're just like, hey, 459 00:43:05,857 --> 00:43:10,428 the Middle East forever. 460 00:43:10,428 --> 00:43:13,498 I love my mother to like, oh no, 461 00:43:13,498 --> 00:43:19,304 I don't look like that's how we got there. You know, 462 00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:27,445 Colin wrote that jokes for me. Okay. That was really great. Yeah. 463 00:43:27,445 --> 00:43:31,216 people are being honest 464 00:43:31,216 --> 00:43:33,385 with stuff over there. You know, like a lot of young people 465 00:43:33,385 --> 00:43:37,088 now that are like, for, like, gay rights and women's rights will be like free Palestine,s 466 00:43:37,088 --> 00:43:40,091 free Gaza. And then people on the other side of being like, 467 00:43:40,091 --> 00:43:45,864 oh, oh, gays for Gaza, Oh, go be gay in Gaza. See how they like it over there. 468 00:43:45,864 --> 00:43:47,632 why we're going over there. Like as if that'sver there. 469 00:43:47,632 --> 00:43:52,704 and gay people so much.. 470 00:43:52,704 --> 00:43:56,975 gay, just stop bombing them. Like they'llop bombing them. 471 00:43:56,975 --> 00:44:00,445 get to gay, you know, like they're busy. They don't have 472 00:44:00,445 --> 00:44:06,051 the deepest parts of my soul? Like, you can't. 473 00:44:06,051 --> 00:44:10,789 I think I'm bisexual, actually. 474 00:44:10,789 --> 00:44:15,093 We|re spicy Greeks 475 00:44:22,267 --> 00:44:24,769 DiGiorno|s They are bringing back 476 00:44:24,769 --> 00:44:27,906 for the holidays. 477 00:44:27,906 --> 00:44:31,109 and the number topped 478 00:44:31,109 --> 00:44:34,079 Hotline. 479 00:44:37,182 --> 00:44:40,685 a part owner of the Las 480 00:44:40,685 --> 00:44:47,592 himself is still fully owned by the Giants. 481 00:44:53,131 --> 00:44:56,468 I got so intense. This week was National 482 00:44:56,468 --> 00:45:01,873 no broad day, and it was a huge flop. 483 00:45:06,444 --> 00:45:10,415 Don't quack with that. The 90s are back. 484 00:45:10,415 --> 00:45:14,052 America's Best Restroom contest is a service station 485 00:45:14,052 --> 00:45:20,058 the contest is run by trucker 486 00:45:20,058 --> 00:45:26,197 selling a candle 487 00:45:26,197 --> 00:45:31,569 said resembled KKK hoods They replaced it with 488 00:45:31,569 --> 00:45:34,539 are completely removed. 489 00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:43,748 response. 490 00:45:48,186 --> 00:45:50,255 According to nutritionists, the healthiest Halloweents, 491 00:45:50,255 --> 00:45:56,261 that die from touching 492 00:45:56,261 --> 00:45:59,197 them. 493 00:46:01,866 --> 00:46:03,835 have discovered 494 00:46:03,835 --> 00:46:07,639 with three penises. And after a long and complicated 495 00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:13,044 give him a third hand.able 496 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,718 Yeah. Yeah, baby. 497 00:46:19,718 --> 00:46:23,355 Fashion Show returned for the first time in four years 498 00:46:23,355 --> 00:46:28,059 and body positivity. 499 00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:31,062 Sarah Sherman. 500 00:46:35,633 --> 00:46:37,435 Miss me? Did I miss you? 501 00:46:37,435 --> 00:46:42,774 Of course I missed you. Okay, psycho. Listen, Victoria. Listen. 502 00:46:42,774 --> 00:46:47,712 their new show is inclusive. And in many ways, it was. 503 00:46:47,712 --> 00:46:52,851 body types represented. 504 00:46:53,084 --> 00:46:57,255 But here's the problem. They're all perfect tense. Okay. 505 00:46:57,255 --> 00:47:02,427 normal girlies at?t for that? 506 00:47:02,427 --> 00:47:08,366 with anxiety hives and infected belly button rings? Okay. 507 00:47:08,366 --> 00:47:13,038 Oh, it's so inclusive. Really? Well, it's not inclusive for me. 508 00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:17,042 with a resting rabbi face. 509 00:47:19,144 --> 00:47:20,578 Show me someone with a happy trail that wraps 510 00:47:20,578 --> 00:47:26,117 all the way around their back. Like a gorilla. Or someone with, like, Pangea 511 00:47:26,117 --> 00:47:28,486 nipples. 512 00:47:29,788 --> 00:47:32,057 And a nipple. Yeah. 513 00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:35,660 the whole boob and touch together in the middlech 514 00:47:35,660 --> 00:47:41,199 to form a super nipple supercontinent. 515 00:47:41,533 --> 00:47:45,236 medical attention for the last. 516 00:47:45,236 --> 00:47:48,306 I will not play doctor with you. 517 00:47:51,609 --> 00:47:53,211 I want to see. I want to see women 518 00:47:53,211 --> 00:47:58,883 on the runway wearing my type of underwear. What type of underwear is that? 519 00:47:58,883 --> 00:48:02,354 Oh, look at it. Oh, my God, he's so excited. 520 00:48:02,721 --> 00:48:04,756 don't already know from rifling 521 00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:08,026 through my dressing room. Yeah, well, come on. Whenever I take my underwear 522 00:48:08,026 --> 00:48:12,297 following. The sentence like. 523 00:48:16,401 --> 00:48:21,339 It's not what I sniffed. Yes, it is, Queen Elizabeth. 524 00:48:23,174 --> 00:48:26,244 wearing underwear like mine. 525 00:48:26,244 --> 00:48:30,281 and a giant t shirt. I got New Orleansrt. 526 00:48:30,281 --> 00:48:32,817 that says New Orleans. 527 00:48:34,919 --> 00:48:39,224 You wear a diaper? Why did you lick your lips? 528 00:48:42,227 --> 00:48:45,063 I want to see tired Frankie. Busted bitchestired Frankie. 529 00:48:45,063 --> 00:48:47,432 in real underwear. 530 00:48:47,832 --> 00:48:50,769 you buy in packs of 12 at CVS. 531 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:54,172 after a C-section. 532 00:48:54,172 --> 00:48:58,576 been through hell and back. 533 00:48:59,744 --> 00:49:02,714 at the end of a war. 534 00:49:08,019 --> 00:49:09,220 The kind where. When you throw it on the ground 535 00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:13,091 dropping in everything.y, 536 00:49:13,091 --> 00:49:15,260 Bagel, cream cheese, side down. 537 00:49:18,930 --> 00:49:22,267 Oh, that is so, so gross. 538 00:49:23,034 --> 00:49:27,072 Whoa! Oh, that's gross. Colin. Is it gross in my underwear? 539 00:49:27,072 --> 00:49:30,308 patient's handkerchief. 540 00:49:32,544 --> 00:49:34,045 Papa! There's blood. 541 00:49:34,045 --> 00:49:38,750 Papa. Sarah. Come on. 542 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:44,456 I am serious. Victoria's secret. 543 00:49:44,456 --> 00:49:51,062 I am serious. Listen up, Victoria's secret. Don't cut to him. You. 544 00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:54,866 long enough. 545 00:49:54,866 --> 00:50:00,805 to you. Please let me be in your shoes. 546 00:50:02,741 --> 00:50:05,043 everything about myself. 547 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:10,348 Oh, wax! Oh, bleach. Oh, power! Sand my back knee right off. 548 00:50:10,348 --> 00:50:14,352 Anything, Colin. I'll even make new holes. 549 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,490 you've been offering to pay for. 550 00:50:18,923 --> 00:50:23,361 I offered to split it. Sarah Sherman, everyone. 551 00:50:27,632 --> 00:50:31,903 Weekend update on to. I'm Michael Che. Good night. Oh. 552 00:50:46,117 --> 00:50:46,951 Hi, Uber 553 00:50:46,985 --> 00:50:47,852 For Trish. 554 00:50:47,886 --> 00:50:48,753 That's right. 555 00:50:48,787 --> 00:50:50,822 For Trish going to JFK, right? 556 00:50:50,855 --> 00:50:52,791 Yeah. Oh, I can't wait to get to Miami. 557 00:50:52,824 --> 00:50:54,159 It's going to be so fun. 558 00:50:54,192 --> 00:50:56,961 Oh. Oh, y'all going to Miami? 559 00:50:56,995 --> 00:50:59,297 I've heard some things about Miami. 560 00:50:59,330 --> 00:51:01,266 Oh, yeah. Totally. 561 00:51:01,299 --> 00:51:02,067 Miami. 562 00:51:02,067 --> 00:51:05,070 Got them baby cocktails. 563 00:51:05,070 --> 00:51:06,171 Sorry. What's that? 564 00:51:06,204 --> 00:51:08,606 They use babies to sling rock. 565 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,109 Think about it. Because babies can't go to jail. 566 00:51:11,142 --> 00:51:12,844 They slip right through the bars. 567 00:51:12,877 --> 00:51:15,747 Think about it. 568 00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:18,583 Yeah, I guess I never thought about that. 569 00:51:18,616 --> 00:51:21,286 Well, now's the perfect time, because you won't 570 00:51:21,319 --> 00:51:24,089 think about it. 571 00:51:24,089 --> 00:51:26,825 Live from this Chevy Malibu. 572 00:51:26,858 --> 00:51:27,859 Think about it. 573 00:51:27,892 --> 00:51:30,829 The game show is my and my opinions. 574 00:51:30,862 --> 00:51:33,365 And you stuck 575 00:51:33,398 --> 00:51:34,899 here on a game show. 576 00:51:34,933 --> 00:51:36,201 Oh, no, thank you, sir. 577 00:51:36,234 --> 00:51:37,635 We just seen it right at the airport. 578 00:51:37,669 --> 00:51:40,739 Well, lucky for me, I don't pick up on social cues. 579 00:51:40,772 --> 00:51:41,940 Okay. 580 00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,341 First question. 581 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:46,244 Who have they already picked to be president? 582 00:51:46,277 --> 00:51:48,446 Who have they picked? 583 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,547 Who is they? 584 00:51:49,581 --> 00:51:52,183 You know exactly who that is. 585 00:51:52,217 --> 00:51:56,554 Your options are a my man, Donald Trump B. 586 00:51:56,588 --> 00:51:57,255 Come on, come 587 00:51:58,523 --> 00:51:59,491 on. Three. 588 00:51:59,524 --> 00:52:02,227 Gigi Lane Maxwell. 589 00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:03,595 Who is Gigi Lane? 590 00:52:03,628 --> 00:52:05,830 Maxwell. He means Dylan. 591 00:52:05,864 --> 00:52:07,365 He's just a crazy conspiracy theorist. 592 00:52:07,399 --> 00:52:10,201 Let's just not engage. Totally. 593 00:52:10,235 --> 00:52:13,171 I guess my answer is B Kamala Cabello. 594 00:52:13,204 --> 00:52:15,507 Well, how is that right? 595 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:16,775 You just got to think about it. 596 00:52:16,808 --> 00:52:20,211 Here, watch this YouTube video that has eight views. 597 00:52:20,245 --> 00:52:22,747 Oh, on the sidewalk. 598 00:52:22,781 --> 00:52:23,381 Oh my God. 599 00:52:24,482 --> 00:52:25,684 Oh, yeah. Oh, that's cause we're picking up my friend. 600 00:52:25,717 --> 00:52:26,751 Hey. What's up? 601 00:52:26,785 --> 00:52:28,553 What's up, brother Fabian? 602 00:52:28,586 --> 00:52:29,354 How you doing, man? 603 00:52:29,387 --> 00:52:31,322 All right, hit that rack. 604 00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:32,691 Oh, yeah, this is Anthony. 605 00:52:32,724 --> 00:52:36,094 He's banned from Lyft, and he's the smartest man I know. 606 00:52:36,094 --> 00:52:38,463 If you remind him of the school bus seat back. Oh! 607 00:52:38,496 --> 00:52:40,565 My kneecaps. Oh, Anthony. 608 00:52:40,598 --> 00:52:42,333 Yeah. You go on and do the next question. 609 00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:43,868 Okay. Next question. 610 00:52:43,902 --> 00:52:46,337 Who did they kill with the vaccine? 611 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:47,972 A O.J. 612 00:52:48,006 --> 00:52:52,110 Simpson two free speech or one? 613 00:52:52,110 --> 00:52:54,412 Gigi Lane, Maxwell's husband. Yeah. 614 00:52:54,446 --> 00:52:57,282 You mean Jeffrey Epstein? 615 00:52:57,315 --> 00:52:59,250 I'm gonna go with Gigi Lane. 616 00:52:59,284 --> 00:53:00,752 That's correct, young lady. 617 00:53:00,785 --> 00:53:02,354 Okay, we got it right. 618 00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:04,656 Trish, I know you're from Nebraska, but stop. 619 00:53:06,491 --> 00:53:08,360 It's even a real game show. 620 00:53:08,393 --> 00:53:08,960 Oh, yeah. 621 00:53:09,828 --> 00:53:11,296 We stream it right now on WhatsApp live, 622 00:53:11,329 --> 00:53:13,531 and we even got prizes. Tell them what they want. 623 00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:16,134 All right. Tiny hot water bottle. 624 00:53:16,167 --> 00:53:19,704 It's not sealed, but it's for tiny hot water bottles. 625 00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:22,273 And why is this water so hot? 626 00:53:22,307 --> 00:53:24,876 Oh, because I keep them between my legs. 627 00:53:24,909 --> 00:53:27,512 Oh, and the sound of my check engine light means 628 00:53:27,545 --> 00:53:30,315 you've made it to our speed round. Yeah, yeah. That's right. 629 00:53:30,348 --> 00:53:32,717 This one's called real or fake. Yeah. 630 00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:33,885 Let me ask you something. 631 00:53:33,918 --> 00:53:34,486 And you? 632 00:53:34,519 --> 00:53:35,887 This is what you tell us. 633 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,923 The real or the fake? Fake? Yeah. 634 00:53:39,257 --> 00:53:41,526 Ready? First one. 635 00:53:41,559 --> 00:53:43,528 Bird's. 636 00:53:43,561 --> 00:53:45,663 Bird's real. Yeah. 637 00:53:45,697 --> 00:53:46,698 All right. 638 00:53:46,731 --> 00:53:48,967 Contrary to what you may have read. 639 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:49,968 Birds are real. 640 00:53:50,001 --> 00:53:52,270 That's right. Next one. Pigeons. 641 00:53:53,338 --> 00:53:54,539 Fake. 642 00:53:54,572 --> 00:53:56,474 What? Think about it. 643 00:53:56,508 --> 00:53:58,476 You ever see a pigeon outside of New York City, 644 00:53:58,510 --> 00:54:00,912 and you are fully turned around, sir. 645 00:54:00,945 --> 00:54:03,348 Think about. All right. Time's almost up. 646 00:54:03,381 --> 00:54:06,151 Real or fake? The media. The pope. 647 00:54:06,184 --> 00:54:07,385 A driver's license. 648 00:54:07,419 --> 00:54:09,954 Oh, thanks. 649 00:54:10,055 --> 00:54:10,555 I'm sure. 650 00:54:11,322 --> 00:54:12,791 Do you not have a driver's license? 651 00:54:12,824 --> 00:54:14,893 You think Jesus had a driver's license? 652 00:54:14,926 --> 00:54:16,561 Not my Lord and savior. 653 00:54:16,594 --> 00:54:20,065 Okay, the app says that we're somehow two hours away. 654 00:54:20,065 --> 00:54:21,700 Aren't you going to New York? Right? 655 00:54:21,733 --> 00:54:23,435 Nope. JFK. 656 00:54:36,381 --> 00:54:41,686 >> ONCE AGAIN, BILLIE EILISH. 657 00:54:52,764 --> 00:55:13,385 * THINGS FALL APART AND TIME BREAKS YOUR HEART 658 00:55:13,385 --> 00:55:15,620 I WASN'T THERE BUT I KNOW * * SHE WAS YOUR GIRL YOU SHOWED HER THE WORLD 659 00:55:15,620 --> 00:55:19,891 BUT FELL OUT OF LOVE AND YOU BOTH LET GO * * SHE WAS CRYING 660 00:55:19,891 --> 00:55:29,067 ON MY SHOULDER ALL I COULD DO WAS HOLD HER * 661 00:55:29,067 --> 00:55:34,906 * ONLY MADE US CLOSER UNTIL JULY * * NOW I KNOW 662 00:55:34,906 --> 00:55:36,508 THAT YOU LOVE ME YOU DON'T NEED TO REMIND ME * 663 00:55:36,508 --> 00:55:50,655 * I SHOULD PUT IT ALL BEHIND ME SHOULDN'T I? * 664 00:55:50,655 --> 00:55:57,662 * BUT I SEE HER IN THE BACK OF MY MIND ALL THE TIME * 665 00:55:57,662 --> 00:56:07,405 * LIKE A FEVER LIKE I'M BURNING ALIVE LIKE A SIGN * 666 00:56:07,405 --> 00:56:22,053 * DID I CROSS THE LINE? MM-MM-MM MM-MM-MM-MM * 667 00:56:22,053 --> 00:56:28,526 * WELL GOOD THINGS DON'T LAST AND LIFE MOVES SO FAST * 668 00:56:28,526 --> 00:56:38,269 * AND I'D NEVER ASK WHO WAS BETTER * *'CAUSE SHE COULDN 'T BE 669 00:56:38,269 --> 00:56:48,513 MORE DIFFERENT FROM ME HAPPY AND FREE IN LEATHER * * AND I KNOW 670 00:56:48,513 --> 00:57:02,027 THAT YOU LOVE ME YOU DON'T NEED TO REMIND ME * 671 00:57:02,027 --> 00:57:05,196 * WANNA PUT IT ALL BEHIND ME BUT BABY * 672 00:57:05,196 --> 00:57:14,339 * I SEE HER IN THE BACK OF MY MIND ALL THE TIME * 673 00:57:14,339 --> 00:57:21,913 * FEELS LIKE A FEVER LIKE I'M BURNING ALIVE LIKE A SIGN 674 00:57:21,913 --> 00:58:14,032 DID I CROSS THE LINE? * ** * YOU SEE HER IN THE PACK BACK 675 00:58:14,032 --> 00:58:29,814 OF YOUR MIND, AND I * ** ** 676 00:58:29,814 --> 00:58:35,754 * YOU SAY NO ONE KNOWS YOU SO WELL BUT EVERY TIME YOU TOUCH ME 677 00:58:35,754 --> 00:58:49,367 I JUST WONDER HOW SHE FELT * * VALENTINE'S DAY CRYING IN THE HOTEL * 678 00:58:50,769 --> 00:58:57,308 * I KNOW YOU 679 00:59:11,456 --> 00:59:13,625 this weekend. 680 00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:18,229 what friends are for. And cut! 681 00:59:18,229 --> 00:59:22,233 today's a big dayg on. 682 00:59:22,233 --> 00:59:25,837 our first kill scene. So clap those hands. 683 00:59:25,837 --> 00:59:29,341 Halloween rises family. Yeah, yeah. Mr. Myers,. 684 00:59:29,341 --> 00:59:34,679 you ready to kill some teens? Yes, sir. Anyway, so, like we discussed 685 00:59:34,679 --> 00:59:38,917 chatting.ing, Hayley and Lily, 686 00:59:38,917 --> 00:59:40,919 between the last scene and this one, you French 687 00:59:40,919 --> 00:59:45,790 kissed and grinded. So that's in the air. Thank you, Michael Myers. 688 00:59:45,790 --> 00:59:47,559 doors. Then walks up behind you 689 00:59:47,559 --> 00:59:51,463 Everybody ready? Yeah. 690 00:59:51,463 --> 00:59:55,166 and let's slate, please. I mean, write this. Scene four. 691 00:59:55,166 --> 01:00:00,238 Take one. Okay. And action. I don't know, Sasha. 692 01:00:00,238 --> 01:00:03,708 watched lately. Okay. Paranoia. 693 01:00:03,708 --> 01:00:06,144 and watch the movie. Okay. 694 01:00:17,222 --> 01:00:18,123 Okay. Let's cut. 695 01:00:18,123 --> 01:00:23,995 say your name for me again. 696 01:00:23,995 --> 01:00:28,099 It's Jackson. Jackson. Okay, so, Jackson, 697 01:00:28,099 --> 01:00:33,004 your movements are just a little too, theatrical. Oh, I'm sorry about that. 698 01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:37,208 coordinator. Bo.worked on it 699 01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:45,350 Oh, okay. Is Bo close by? Yeah, very close by, actually. Hey, friends. Oh. 700 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:48,253 I said that Michael Meyers, 701 01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:51,690 he moves slow like molasses. Wow. Molasses 702 01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:58,196 has, like, a kind of sensuality to it. No. No, I don't think it does. 703 01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:01,700 like, stiff and just grounded. Really? Okay, of courseounded. 704 01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:05,070 you hear that? Sharpen it up. 705 01:01:05,070 --> 01:01:10,775 from your entrance. Jackson. 706 01:01:10,775 --> 01:01:16,414 Okay, everybody get set. Ready and action. 707 01:01:23,455 --> 01:01:25,957 Stop! Stop! Stop! 708 01:01:25,957 --> 01:01:29,494 That's beautiful. 709 01:01:29,494 --> 01:01:32,597 They're not beautiful. We're going to do no spin 710 01:01:32,597 --> 01:01:35,734 All right. 711 01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:46,478 Still rolling. Let's go again. Action! Up! 712 01:01:52,650 --> 01:01:53,752 Yeah. Okay. Let's cut. 713 01:01:53,752 --> 01:02:00,058 But that's moving on. Moving on. Not great. No, no. Not moving. Not moving on. 714 01:02:00,058 --> 01:02:05,897 sassy and flirty?der was too. 715 01:02:05,897 --> 01:02:10,769 Siwa, backup dancer. Look, we just need the movement 716 01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:13,805 to be simple. Very deliberate. Okay? So noweliberate. Okay? 717 01:02:13,805 --> 01:02:18,510 Oh, okay. get some direction. 718 01:02:18,510 --> 01:02:20,345 Yeah. Thanks. All right, let's let. Let's shootlet's let. 719 01:02:20,345 --> 01:02:25,216 let's get set and action. Bow. 720 01:02:25,216 --> 01:02:30,789 and a hip and a hip and a body. Roll and a hip hopp and a body. 721 01:02:30,789 --> 01:02:35,427 and a shoulder. Trust and a spin. Great. And you 722 01:02:37,362 --> 01:02:42,000 girls not worth it. Yeah. 723 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:48,406 Oh, no no no no no. Cat. Cat. She is worth it. 724 01:02:48,406 --> 01:02:52,377 You do have to kill her. You guys actually are fired. Tom, can we get, like,fired. 725 01:02:52,377 --> 01:02:56,781 and try to take. crew 726 01:02:56,781 --> 01:03:01,753 meets opportunity for. 727 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:18,636 Well, it is just great to me. The other halfst great to me. 728 01:03:18,636 --> 01:03:21,940 that's paying for this wedding. You're here. We're family 729 01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:25,677 now. Amen to that, boy. You two are a hoot. Babe,wo are a hoot. 730 01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:28,780 they're goingre really vibing. 731 01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:33,151 without us. Hello? 732 01:03:33,151 --> 01:03:36,454 block? Oh, we sure did. 733 01:03:36,454 --> 01:03:42,627 mild, medium or hot, Jonathan? Mild, medium or hotel? 734 01:03:42,627 --> 01:03:48,400 Your name's not Beth, is it? Oh, me? No. It's Maggie. 735 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:52,404 at all.own, Massachusetts, 1987. 736 01:03:52,404 --> 01:03:57,008 I would have been, too. Right. All right. Right. 737 01:03:57,008 --> 01:04:02,714 So you just. You remind me of Beth Israel. Okay, first, I'm here in a Beth. 738 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:06,651 it was a long time ago. Hi. Yeah. 739 01:04:06,651 --> 01:04:12,757 Just do your clock. Sorry. So, what was Beth like? 740 01:04:12,757 --> 01:04:18,596 Oh, man. Sorry. Man. How much time you've got? 741 01:04:18,596 --> 01:04:22,367 doing a little summer stock production. 742 01:04:22,367 --> 01:04:29,174 Beth worked at the box office. She had hair like yours. Smile like yours, too. 743 01:04:29,174 --> 01:04:36,348 Best damn laugh in the world. Final answer. Okay, what about mine? 744 01:04:36,348 --> 01:04:41,853 Okay. Well, my name's not Beth. And I certainly don'teth. 745 01:04:41,853 --> 01:04:48,526 about leaving things is, 746 01:04:48,526 --> 01:04:52,964 in shambles. My name was Benny. Okay. Wonderful story time. 747 01:04:52,964 --> 01:04:56,968 please?ou. Yeah. 748 01:04:56,968 --> 01:05:00,472 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wait wait wait wait wait. What was Benny. 749 01:05:00,472 --> 01:05:06,945 Like? Honey, what was it Benny like? Benny was everythingke? 750 01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:11,049 young to know what you want. 751 01:05:11,049 --> 01:05:18,723 Long hair, thin. Really define gums. The type of guy you could break. 752 01:05:18,723 --> 01:05:23,094 I didn't know then, but know now 753 01:05:23,094 --> 01:05:32,070 that Benny would break me up. What? I was Benny, like. 754 01:05:32,070 --> 01:05:36,207 I was like, I was Benny, too. Beth. Really? She was too good. 755 01:05:36,207 --> 01:05:40,445 Really? I would love to get out of here. 756 01:05:40,445 --> 01:05:45,583 GA production of Sarah? No. She bought all the tickets. 757 01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:48,887 the homeless people in the area. Guess what? 758 01:05:48,887 --> 01:05:51,823 one of them showed up and they gave that Sarah Bird 759 01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:56,661 track standing. Oh, by the way, it was beautiful. 760 01:05:56,661 --> 01:06:00,198 broke out in that seven year old 761 01:06:00,198 --> 01:06:04,903 woman got stabbed. But, you know, before I could ask Beth to marry me, 762 01:06:04,903 --> 01:06:10,041 I kissed her sister. You what? Yeah. You know, it's. 763 01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:18,083 what we do with what we're given that gives us what we get. Wow. Tell me. 764 01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:24,055 Right. I want to I want to write. But she confines me. Excuse me. 765 01:06:24,055 --> 01:06:29,294 You say I'm not a writer. No. I say you need income. That's your point. 766 01:06:29,294 --> 01:06:34,599 Yeah. No, you look okay. Yeah. 767 01:06:34,599 --> 01:06:40,839 have said it like that. So, check, please. 768 01:06:53,118 --> 01:07:02,660 >>> ALL RIGHT. THANKS TO BILLIE EILISH. 769 01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:11,936 MAYA RUDOLPH, ALEC BALDWIN, ANDY SAMBERG. HOW GREAT ARE THESE GUYS? 770 01:07:11,936 --> 01:07:18,943 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. DON'T FORGET THESE TWO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.