1 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:20,085 >> Announcer: AND NOW A HOLIDAY MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 2 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:28,527 MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. >> HO, HO, HO, HO. 3 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,128 THE UNITED STATES. >> HO, HO, HO, HO. WE'VE ADDED A FOURTH HO. 4 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:29,728 >> HO, HO, HO, HO. WE'VE ADDED A FOURTH HO. IT'S ME, YOUR FAVORITE 5 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,163 WE'VE ADDED A FOURTH HO. IT'S ME, YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT. 6 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:31,730 IT'S ME, YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT. BACK AGAIN THIS WEEK. 7 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:32,464 PRESIDENT. BACK AGAIN THIS WEEK. COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM A PART 8 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:33,065 BACK AGAIN THIS WEEK. COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM A PART OF THE WHITE HOUSE THAT 9 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:33,799 COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM A PART OF THE WHITE HOUSE THAT MELANIA'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS 10 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,000 OF THE WHITE HOUSE THAT MELANIA'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO YET. 11 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,635 MELANIA'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO YET. THAT'S WHY WE STILL HAVE 12 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:39,371 HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO YET. THAT'S WHY WE STILL HAVE FIREPLACE AND GARLAND AND NOT 13 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:45,344 THAT'S WHY WE STILL HAVE FIREPLACE AND GARLAND AND NOT SPOOKY TWIGS IN BLACK VASE. 14 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,912 FIREPLACE AND GARLAND AND NOT SPOOKY TWIGS IN BLACK VASE. BUT WE HAVE TO BE VIGILANT THIS 15 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:47,980 SPOOKY TWIGS IN BLACK VASE. BUT WE HAVE TO BE VIGILANT THIS CHRISTMAS AS AMERICANS. 16 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:48,514 BUT WE HAVE TO BE VIGILANT THIS CHRISTMAS AS AMERICANS. AS YOU KNOW, ARCTIC 17 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,214 CHRISTMAS AS AMERICANS. AS YOU KNOW, ARCTIC IMMIGRANTS ARE COMING IN OUR 18 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:49,948 AS YOU KNOW, ARCTIC IMMIGRANTS ARE COMING IN OUR CHIMNEYS, STEALING OUR MILK AND 19 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,884 IMMIGRANTS ARE COMING IN OUR CHIMNEYS, STEALING OUR MILK AND COOKIES. 20 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:54,286 CHIMNEYS, STEALING OUR MILK AND COOKIES. I THINK THAT'S WHERE NORTH POLE 21 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:54,686 COOKIES. I THINK THAT'S WHERE NORTH POLE IS, ARCTIC. 22 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:57,089 I THINK THAT'S WHERE NORTH POLE IS, ARCTIC. WE'RE GOING TO LOOK INTO THAT. 23 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:59,491 IS, ARCTIC. WE'RE GOING TO LOOK INTO THAT. WE LOVE CHRISTMAS, CROSS THE 24 00:00:59,493 --> 00:00:59,825 WE'RE GOING TO LOOK INTO THAT. WE LOVE CHRISTMAS, CROSS THE TREE. 25 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:02,661 WE LOVE CHRISTMAS, CROSS THE TREE. I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY 26 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:07,533 TREE. I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD, BUT IT HELPS ME 27 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:07,833 I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD, BUT IT HELPS ME OKAY. 28 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:09,134 THAT OUT LOUD, BUT IT HELPS ME OKAY. WE LOVE TREE. 29 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:10,903 OKAY. WE LOVE TREE. REMEMBER WHEN I DID THIS WITH 30 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:11,203 WE LOVE TREE. REMEMBER WHEN I DID THIS WITH FLAG? 31 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,371 REMEMBER WHEN I DID THIS WITH FLAG? DID YOU LIKE THAT? 32 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:14,073 FLAG? DID YOU LIKE THAT? I'M HUGGING TREE NOW. 33 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,808 DID YOU LIKE THAT? I'M HUGGING TREE NOW. IT'S VERY SHARP. 34 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:18,077 I'M HUGGING TREE NOW. IT'S VERY SHARP. I HUG FLAG AND TREE, JUST NEVER 35 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:18,410 IT'S VERY SHARP. I HUG FLAG AND TREE, JUST NEVER PERSON. 36 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,678 I HUG FLAG AND TREE, JUST NEVER PERSON. RETURN TO PODIUM. 37 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,579 PERSON. RETURN TO PODIUM. CHRISTMAS IS GREAT, WE LOVE IT. 38 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,114 RETURN TO PODIUM. CHRISTMAS IS GREAT, WE LOVE IT. I'M DOING MY OWN VERSION OF 39 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,283 CHRISTMAS IS GREAT, WE LOVE IT. I'M DOING MY OWN VERSION OF NATIVITY, KINGS FROM THE MIDDLE 40 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:27,586 I'M DOING MY OWN VERSION OF NATIVITY, KINGS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST BRING GIFTS FOR ME, LIKE 41 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,221 NATIVITY, KINGS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST BRING GIFTS FOR ME, LIKE GOLD, AN AIRPLANE AND CASINO IN 42 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:32,558 EAST BRING GIFTS FOR ME, LIKE GOLD, AN AIRPLANE AND CASINO IN DUBAI. 43 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,828 GOLD, AN AIRPLANE AND CASINO IN DUBAI. BUT UNLIKE NATIVITY, THEY'RE NOT 44 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:37,729 DUBAI. BUT UNLIKE NATIVITY, THEY'RE NOT SHOWING UP ON CAMEL. 45 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,031 BUT UNLIKE NATIVITY, THEY'RE NOT SHOWING UP ON CAMEL. I KNOW CAMEL VERY WELL. 46 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:39,631 SHOWING UP ON CAMEL. I KNOW CAMEL VERY WELL. I KNOW IT FROM MY DAILY 47 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:43,268 I KNOW CAMEL VERY WELL. I KNOW IT FROM MY DAILY COGNITIVE TEST. 48 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,704 I KNOW IT FROM MY DAILY COGNITIVE TEST. I ALWAYS POINT RIGHT TO CAMEL, 49 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:46,238 COGNITIVE TEST. I ALWAYS POINT RIGHT TO CAMEL, ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT. 50 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,874 I ALWAYS POINT RIGHT TO CAMEL, ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT. IT'S THE BUMPY HORSE. 51 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,275 ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT. IT'S THE BUMPY HORSE. CAMEL, BUMPY HORSE. 52 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,844 IT'S THE BUMPY HORSE. CAMEL, BUMPY HORSE. I SAY IT A LOT. 53 00:01:51,846 --> 00:01:52,244 CAMEL, BUMPY HORSE. I SAY IT A LOT. BUT I WANT D 54 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:57,249 I SAY IT A LOT. BUT I WANT D TO RAMBLE ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE 55 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,016 BUT I WANT D TO RAMBLE ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE THINGS THIS ADMINISTRATION IS 56 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:58,317 TO RAMBLE ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE THINGS THIS ADMINISTRATION IS DOING. 57 00:01:58,319 --> 00:01:58,784 THINGS THIS ADMINISTRATION IS DOING. WONDERFUL STUFF. 58 00:01:58,786 --> 00:01:59,451 DOING. WONDERFUL STUFF. WE ARE RENAMING THE KENNEDY 59 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,854 WONDERFUL STUFF. WE ARE RENAMING THE KENNEDY CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS, 60 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:02,955 WE ARE RENAMING THE KENNEDY CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS, WHICH WILL NOW BE CALLED THE 61 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,590 CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS, WHICH WILL NOW BE CALLED THE TRUMP-KENNEDY CENTER FOR THE 62 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:09,495 WHICH WILL NOW BE CALLED THE TRUMP-KENNEDY CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS, NO HOMO. 63 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:10,596 TRUMP-KENNEDY CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS, NO HOMO. AND I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO BE 64 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,697 PERFORMING ARTS, NO HOMO. AND I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO BE RENAMING A NUMBER OF OUR OTHER 65 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:15,000 AND I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO BE RENAMING A NUMBER OF OUR OTHER MONUMENTS AS WELL. 66 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:18,170 RENAMING A NUMBER OF OUR OTHER MONUMENTS AS WELL. TRUMP WASHINGTON MONUMENT. 67 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:22,007 MONUMENTS AS WELL. TRUMP WASHINGTON MONUMENT. TRUMP LINCOLN MEMORIAL. 68 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:27,446 TRUMP WASHINGTON MONUMENT. TRUMP LINCOLN MEMORIAL. AND OF COURSE -- BIG ELPHABA. 69 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,248 TRUMP LINCOLN MEMORIAL. AND OF COURSE -- BIG ELPHABA. THAT'S WAS JUST FOR FUN. 70 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,450 AND OF COURSE -- BIG ELPHABA. THAT'S WAS JUST FOR FUN. THE THIRD ONE IS ALWAYS THE 71 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,084 THAT'S WAS JUST FOR FUN. THE THIRD ONE IS ALWAYS THE FUNNY ONE. 72 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:34,686 THE THIRD ONE IS ALWAYS THE FUNNY ONE. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE SAYING, 73 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,787 FUNNY ONE. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE SAYING, SIR, WHY 74 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:36,522 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE SAYING, SIR, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR NAME ON SO 75 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,156 SIR, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR NAME ON SO MANY BUILDINGS, AND I SAY 76 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:37,890 ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR NAME ON SO MANY BUILDINGS, AND I SAY BECAUSE WE HAD TO TAKE IT OFF SO 77 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:39,091 MANY BUILDINGS, AND I SAY BECAUSE WE HAD TO TAKE IT OFF SO MANY FILES. 78 00:02:39,093 --> 00:02:42,794 BECAUSE WE HAD TO TAKE IT OFF SO MANY FILES. EPSTEIN, REDACTED. 79 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:45,364 MANY FILES. EPSTEIN, REDACTED. WE HAD SO MANY TRUMPS IN THERE, 80 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,266 EPSTEIN, REDACTED. WE HAD SO MANY TRUMPS IN THERE, HAD TO PUT THEM SOMEWHERE, YOU 81 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:47,833 WE HAD SO MANY TRUMPS IN THERE, HAD TO PUT THEM SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 82 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:48,600 HAD TO PUT THEM SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? WE LIKE TO SAY REDACTED. 83 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:49,168 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? WE LIKE TO SAY REDACTED. REDACTED. 84 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:51,370 WE LIKE TO SAY REDACTED. REDACTED. IT'S MY SECOND FAVORITE R-WORD, 85 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:54,573 REDACTED. IT'S MY SECOND FAVORITE R-WORD, REDACTED. 86 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:54,907 IT'S MY SECOND FAVORITE R-WORD, REDACTED. SHUT UP. 87 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:55,240 REDACTED. SHUT UP. LOVE IT. 88 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:55,908 SHUT UP. LOVE IT. IT'S BEEN A GREAT YEAR FOR 89 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,309 LOVE IT. IT'S BEEN A GREAT YEAR FOR FOREIGN POLICY. 90 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:02,614 IT'S BEEN A GREAT YEAR FOR FOREIGN POLICY. I AM INVADING VENEZUELA BY 91 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,515 FOREIGN POLICY. I AM INVADING VENEZUELA BY MYSELF, STYLE. 92 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,516 I AM INVADING VENEZUELA BY MYSELF, STYLE. THAT'S EXCITING. 93 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,652 MYSELF, STYLE. THAT'S EXCITING. I THINK THAT HIT WITH SOME OF 94 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:07,986 THAT'S EXCITING. I THINK THAT HIT WITH SOME OF THE LOSERS IN THE CROWD. 95 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:08,420 I THINK THAT HIT WITH SOME OF THE LOSERS IN THE CROWD. MAYBE IT DID. 96 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,154 THE LOSERS IN THE CROWD. MAYBE IT DID. AND THE ECONOMIC IS FINE, CLOSER 97 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,689 MAYBE IT DID. AND THE ECONOMIC IS FINE, CLOSER TO FINE. 98 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,025 AND THE ECONOMIC IS FINE, CLOSER TO FINE. INDIGO GIRLS. 99 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:18,830 TO FINE. INDIGO GIRLS. THEY WERE ONE OF MY FAVORITE 100 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,900 INDIGO GIRLS. THEY WERE ONE OF MY FAVORITE LESBIAN FOLK ROCK DUOS, I 101 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,902 THEY WERE ONE OF MY FAVORITE LESBIAN FOLK ROCK DUOS, I BELIEVE IT WAS MELISSA ETHERIDGE 102 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:24,970 LESBIAN FOLK ROCK DUOS, I BELIEVE IT WAS MELISSA ETHERIDGE AND ELTON JOHN. 103 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,171 BELIEVE IT WAS MELISSA ETHERIDGE AND ELTON JOHN. THEY WERE GREAT. 104 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:30,409 AND ELTON JOHN. THEY WERE GREAT. AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, I 105 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,443 THEY WERE GREAT. AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, I ALMOST FORGOT, 106 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,544 AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, I ALMOST FORGOT, I'M INVENTING MY OWN HUNGER 107 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,111 ALMOST FORGOT, I'M INVENTING MY OWN HUNGER GAMES. 108 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,179 I'M INVENTING MY OWN HUNGER GAMES. THAT'S RIGHT, THE WHITE HOUSE 109 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:34,880 GAMES. THAT'S RIGHT, THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE HOSTING PATRIOT GAMES 110 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:35,547 THAT'S RIGHT, THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE HOSTING PATRIOT GAMES FOR HIGH SCHOOL ATHLETES TO 111 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,348 WILL BE HOSTING PATRIOT GAMES FOR HIGH SCHOOL ATHLETES TO COMPETE. 112 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,049 FOR HIGH SCHOOL ATHLETES TO COMPETE. BECAUSE I THOUGHT WHAT'S THE 113 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:37,983 COMPETE. BECAUSE I THOUGHT WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DISTRACT FROM THE 114 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:38,517 BECAUSE I THOUGHT WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DISTRACT FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES? 115 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,152 BEST WAY TO DISTRACT FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES? OH, I KNOW, INVITE A BUNCH OF 116 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:42,888 EPSTEIN FILES? OH, I KNOW, INVITE A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS TO MY HOUSE. 117 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:43,889 OH, I KNOW, INVITE A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS TO MY HOUSE. THAT WILL HELP. 118 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:44,856 TEENAGERS TO MY HOUSE. THAT WILL HELP. I'LL TAKE "THINGS A PEDOPHILE 119 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:48,293 THAT WILL HELP. I'LL TAKE "THINGS A PEDOPHILE MIGHT DO" FOR A THOUSAND, ALEX. 120 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,362 I'LL TAKE "THINGS A PEDOPHILE MIGHT DO" FOR A THOUSAND, ALEX. BUT YOU CAN'T SAY ALEX ANYMORE, 121 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,364 MIGHT DO" FOR A THOUSAND, ALEX. BUT YOU CAN'T SAY ALEX ANYMORE, RIGHT, YOU GOT TO SAY KEN. 122 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,799 BUT YOU CAN'T SAY ALEX ANYMORE, RIGHT, YOU GOT TO SAY KEN. GOT TO SAY KEN. 123 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,801 RIGHT, YOU GOT TO SAY KEN. GOT TO SAY KEN. CAN'T SAY ALEX. 124 00:03:55,803 --> 00:04:01,273 GOT TO SAY KEN. CAN'T SAY ALEX. AND IT WAS MIYAM BIALIK FOR A 125 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:01,573 CAN'T SAY ALEX. AND IT WAS MIYAM BIALIK FOR A WHILE. 126 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,108 AND IT WAS MIYAM BIALIK FOR A WHILE. I LIKE KEN. 127 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,477 WHILE. I LIKE KEN. THEY'RE SAYING, SIR, YOU'RE 128 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:05,777 I LIKE KEN. THEY'RE SAYING, SIR, YOU'RE DOING 129 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:06,511 THEY'RE SAYING, SIR, YOU'RE DOING HUNGER GAMES AND YOU DON'T KNOW 130 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:07,012 DOING HUNGER GAMES AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THE BOOK ENDS. 131 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:07,713 HUNGER GAMES AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THE BOOK ENDS. AND OF COURSE I DON'T BECAUSE 132 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:08,146 HOW THE BOOK ENDS. AND OF COURSE I DON'T BECAUSE BOOK! 133 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:08,780 AND OF COURSE I DON'T BECAUSE BOOK! I DON'T LIKE TO READ, AND 134 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:09,781 BOOK! I DON'T LIKE TO READ, AND FRANKLY, MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO 135 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:10,382 I DON'T LIKE TO READ, AND FRANKLY, MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO ANYMORE. 136 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,450 FRANKLY, MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO ANYMORE. WE'LL BE LOOKING INTO THAT 137 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,517 ANYMORE. WE'LL BE LOOKING INTO THAT SHORTLY. 138 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:13,619 WE'LL BE LOOKING INTO THAT SHORTLY. BUT WITH REGARD TO FILES WE'RE 139 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,088 SHORTLY. BUT WITH REGARD TO FILES WE'RE BEING VERY TRANSPARENT. 140 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:16,555 BUT WITH REGARD TO FILES WE'RE BEING VERY TRANSPARENT. BECAUSE JEFFREY 141 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:17,289 BEING VERY TRANSPARENT. BECAUSE JEFFREY EPSTEIN WAS A TERRIBLE MAN AND I 142 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,323 BECAUSE JEFFREY EPSTEIN WAS A TERRIBLE MAN AND I DIDN'T KNOW HIM AND I LIKED HIM 143 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:20,692 EPSTEIN WAS A TERRIBLE MAN AND I DIDN'T KNOW HIM AND I LIKED HIM A LOT. 144 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,995 DIDN'T KNOW HIM AND I LIKED HIM A LOT. SO WE RELEASED ALL THE FILES AND 145 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:24,896 A LOT. SO WE RELEASED ALL THE FILES AND I CAME OUT LOOKING FRANKLY VERY 146 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:25,597 SO WE RELEASED ALL THE FILES AND I CAME OUT LOOKING FRANKLY VERY GOOD. 147 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,399 I CAME OUT LOOKING FRANKLY VERY GOOD. WE HAD TO REACT A FEW SENSITIVE 148 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,133 GOOD. WE HAD TO REACT A FEW SENSITIVE THINGS BUT YOU'LL GET THE GIST 149 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:34,106 WE HAD TO REACT A FEW SENSITIVE THINGS BUT YOU'LL GET THE GIST HERE. 150 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:34,606 THINGS BUT YOU'LL GET THE GIST HERE. LOOK AT THIS. 151 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,040 HERE. LOOK AT THIS. CHECK IT OUT. 152 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:35,674 LOOK AT THIS. CHECK IT OUT. TRUMP. 153 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,742 CHECK IT OUT. TRUMP. DIDN'T. 154 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:37,342 TRUMP. DIDN'T. DO. 155 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:37,876 DIDN'T. DO. NOTHING. 156 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:38,944 DO. NOTHING. BAD. 157 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:39,478 NOTHING. BAD. TRUMP. 158 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,012 BAD. TRUMP. DOES. 159 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,113 TRUMP. DOES. SMASH. 160 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:41,647 DOES. SMASH. BUT. 161 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,214 SMASH. BUT. NOT. 162 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:43,348 BUT. NOT. LIKE. 163 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:43,915 NOT. LIKE. WRONG. 164 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:44,416 LIKE. WRONG. KIND. 165 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,517 WRONG. KIND. THE END. 166 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,120 KIND. THE END. SEE, IT'S ALL THERE. 167 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:48,854 THE END. SEE, IT'S ALL THERE. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 168 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,790 SEE, IT'S ALL THERE. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? IN CONCLUSION, IT'S BEEN A GREAT 169 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,691 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? IN CONCLUSION, IT'S BEEN A GREAT SECOND FIRST YEAR. 170 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:55,827 IN CONCLUSION, IT'S BEEN A GREAT SECOND FIRST YEAR. I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A MERRY 171 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,429 SECOND FIRST YEAR. I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS OR IF YOU'RE JEWISH, 172 00:04:57,431 --> 00:05:01,466 I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS OR IF YOU'RE JEWISH, HAPPY HONKYTONK, AND -- LIVE 173 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,134 CHRISTMAS OR IF YOU'RE JEWISH, HAPPY HONKYTONK, AND -- LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY 174 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,869 HAPPY HONKYTONK, AND -- LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! 175 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,204 FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! ¶¶ 176 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,873 NIGHT! ¶¶ >> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY 177 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:11,443 ¶¶ >> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH -- 178 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:18,804 MUSICAL GUEST CHER, AND YOUR HOST ARIANA GRANDE! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARIANA 179 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:22,674 AND YOUR HOST ARIANA GRANDE! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARIANA GRANDE! 180 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:28,113 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARIANA GRANDE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 181 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:36,421 GRANDE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ¶¶ 182 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:48,700 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE TONIGHT 183 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,734 MUCH. IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE TONIGHT HOSTING THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF 184 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:54,673 IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE TONIGHT HOSTING THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF "SNL." 185 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,308 HOSTING THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF "SNL." THE LAST TIME I HOSTED WAS A 186 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,976 "SNL." THE LAST TIME I HOSTED WAS A YEAR AGO, AND PEOPLE HAVE BEEN 187 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:58,710 THE LAST TIME I HOSTED WAS A YEAR AGO, AND PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I'LL REVISIT SOME 188 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,679 YEAR AGO, AND PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I'LL REVISIT SOME OF MY SKETCHES FROM LAST TIME. 189 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,949 ASKING ME IF I'LL REVISIT SOME OF MY SKETCHES FROM LAST TIME. LIKE DOMINGO. 190 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,016 OF MY SKETCHES FROM LAST TIME. LIKE DOMINGO. BUT I TOLD THEM I DON'T THINK 191 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:09,754 LIKE DOMINGO. BUT I TOLD THEM I DON'T THINK SO. 192 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:14,092 BUT I TOLD THEM I DON'T THINK SO. WHEN SOMETHING IS PERFECT, IT 193 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:14,659 SO. WHEN SOMETHING IS PERFECT, IT DOESN'T NEED A SEQUEL. 194 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:14,960 WHEN SOMETHING IS PERFECT, IT DOESN'T NEED A SEQUEL. WHAT? 195 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:15,727 DOESN'T NEED A SEQUEL. WHAT? WHICH IS WHY I JUST FINISHED 196 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,362 WHAT? WHICH IS WHY I JUST FINISHED FILMING "MEET THE PARENTS 4." 197 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:20,665 WHICH IS WHY I JUST FINISHED FILMING "MEET THE PARENTS 4." DECEMBER IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF 198 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,166 FILMING "MEET THE PARENTS 4." DECEMBER IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR IN NEW YORK. 199 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:21,900 DECEMBER IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR IN NEW YORK. I LOVE THE DECORATIONS, THE SNOW 200 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:24,503 YEAR IN NEW YORK. I LOVE THE DECORATIONS, THE SNOW ON THE GROUND. 201 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:25,103 I LOVE THE DECORATIONS, THE SNOW ON THE GROUND. I LOVE SHOPPING FOR 202 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,638 ON THE GROUND. I LOVE SHOPPING FOR ALL MY LOVED ONES. 203 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,140 I LOVE SHOPPING FOR ALL MY LOVED ONES. BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, I GET A 204 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,842 ALL MY LOVED ONES. BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, I GET A LITTLE STRESSED SHOPPING FOR 205 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,111 BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, I GET A LITTLE STRESSED SHOPPING FOR CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. 206 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,012 LITTLE STRESSED SHOPPING FOR CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 207 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,882 CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? MAYBE YOU CAN RELATE. 208 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:37,315 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? MAYBE YOU CAN RELATE. OH, THANK YOU. 209 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:42,888 MAYBE YOU CAN RELATE. OH, THANK YOU. ¶¶ 210 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,090 OH, THANK YOU. ¶¶ ¶ I DON'T KNOW WHAT 211 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,792 ¶¶ ¶ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET FOR CHRISTMAS 212 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:48,860 ¶ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET FOR CHRISTMAS FOR MY COUSIN'S 213 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,563 TO GET FOR CHRISTMAS FOR MY COUSIN'S BOYFRIEND STEVE ¶ 214 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,198 FOR MY COUSIN'S BOYFRIEND STEVE ¶ ¶ I DON'T KNOW 215 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,833 BOYFRIEND STEVE ¶ ¶ I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT HIM 216 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,468 ¶ I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT HIM ONLY SEE HIM 217 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:59,170 A THING ABOUT HIM ONLY SEE HIM ON CHRISTMAS EVE ¶ 218 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,373 ONLY SEE HIM ON CHRISTMAS EVE ¶ ¶ MY COUSIN SAYS 219 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,542 ON CHRISTMAS EVE ¶ ¶ MY COUSIN SAYS THAT HE'S HER ROCK 220 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,176 ¶ MY COUSIN SAYS THAT HE'S HER ROCK BUT I'VE NEVER 221 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:08,980 THAT HE'S HER ROCK BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD HIM TALK ¶ 222 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,817 BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD HIM TALK ¶ ¶ IS A GIFT CARD RUDE 223 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:16,087 HEARD HIM TALK ¶ ¶ IS A GIFT CARD RUDE WHAT DO I GET 224 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:22,627 ¶ IS A GIFT CARD RUDE WHAT DO I GET FOR CHRISTMAS 225 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,897 WHAT DO I GET FOR CHRISTMAS FOR THIS DUDE ¶ 226 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,600 FOR CHRISTMAS FOR THIS DUDE ¶ ¶¶ 227 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,235 FOR THIS DUDE ¶ ¶¶ ¶ HAVEN'T SHOPPED A LOT 228 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,870 ¶¶ ¶ HAVEN'T SHOPPED A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS 229 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:32,971 ¶ HAVEN'T SHOPPED A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS CUZ MY SCHEDULE'S 230 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,173 FOR CHRISTMAS CUZ MY SCHEDULE'S NEVER FREE ¶ 231 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,241 CUZ MY SCHEDULE'S NEVER FREE ¶ ¶ AND I'VE 232 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,375 NEVER FREE ¶ ¶ AND I'VE HAD SO MUCH PRESS 233 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,443 ¶ AND I'VE HAD SO MUCH PRESS FOR WICKED ¶ 234 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,544 HAD SO MUCH PRESS FOR WICKED ¶ ¶ JON CHU WILL NOT 235 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,212 FOR WICKED ¶ ¶ JON CHU WILL NOT LET ME PEE ¶ 236 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,814 ¶ JON CHU WILL NOT LET ME PEE ¶ ¶ I PANICKED AND 237 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:46,084 LET ME PEE ¶ ¶ I PANICKED AND ORDERED A YETI MUG 238 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,752 ¶ I PANICKED AND ORDERED A YETI MUG THE CHRISTMAS EQUIVALENT 239 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:52,090 ORDERED A YETI MUG THE CHRISTMAS EQUIVALENT OF A SHRUG ¶ 240 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,159 THE CHRISTMAS EQUIVALENT OF A SHRUG ¶ ¶ I'M IN A TOUGH SPOT 241 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,093 OF A SHRUG ¶ ¶ I'M IN A TOUGH SPOT WHAT DO I GET 242 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,728 ¶ I'M IN A TOUGH SPOT WHAT DO I GET FOR CHRISTMAS FOR SCOTT ¶ 243 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:57,796 WHAT DO I GET FOR CHRISTMAS FOR SCOTT ¶ >> STEVE. 244 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:58,897 FOR CHRISTMAS FOR SCOTT ¶ >> STEVE. STEVE. 245 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,399 >> STEVE. STEVE. SORRY, STEVE. 246 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,335 STEVE. SORRY, STEVE. BUT I'M SERIOUS, ALL I WANT FOR 247 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,836 SORRY, STEVE. BUT I'M SERIOUS, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KNOW WHAT TO GET 248 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,405 BUT I'M SERIOUS, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KNOW WHAT TO GET FOR THE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW THAT 249 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:07,706 CHRISTMAS IS TO KNOW WHAT TO GET FOR THE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW THAT WELL. 250 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,341 FOR THE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW THAT WELL. ALL SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME. 251 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:13,011 WELL. ALL SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME. >> I CAN HELP YOU, ARI. 252 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:19,351 ALL SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME. >> I CAN HELP YOU, ARI. >> BOWEN, HI. 253 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:26,591 >> I CAN HELP YOU, ARI. >> BOWEN, HI. >> HEY. 254 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,393 >> BOWEN, HI. >> HEY. >> CAN I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I 255 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,228 >> HEY. >> CAN I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I LOVED YOUR LINE IN "WICKED"? 256 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,664 >> CAN I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I LOVED YOUR LINE IN "WICKED"? >> THANK YOU. 257 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,399 LOVED YOUR LINE IN "WICKED"? >> THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 258 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,601 >> THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> NO, THAT WAS MY LINE IN THE 259 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:36,901 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> NO, THAT WAS MY LINE IN THE MOVIE. 260 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:37,869 >> NO, THAT WAS MY LINE IN THE MOVIE. THANK YOU. 261 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:38,570 MOVIE. THANK YOU. >> WELL THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. 262 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:42,307 THANK YOU. >> WELL THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. ¶¶ 263 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:46,144 >> WELL THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. ¶¶ ¶ WHAT ABOUT A MUSTACHE COUPON ¶ 264 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:46,711 ¶¶ ¶ WHAT ABOUT A MUSTACHE COUPON ¶ ¶ THAT WOULD PROLLY 265 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:47,212 ¶ WHAT ABOUT A MUSTACHE COUPON ¶ ¶ THAT WOULD PROLLY FREAK HIM OUT ¶ 266 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,213 ¶ THAT WOULD PROLLY FREAK HIM OUT ¶ ¶ HOW 'BOUT A CAMEO 267 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:51,216 FREAK HIM OUT ¶ ¶ HOW 'BOUT A CAMEO FROM MATTHEW MORRISON ¶ 268 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:51,783 ¶ HOW 'BOUT A CAMEO FROM MATTHEW MORRISON ¶ ¶ THAT WOULD REALLY 269 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,317 FROM MATTHEW MORRISON ¶ ¶ THAT WOULD REALLY FREAK HIM OUT ¶ 270 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:52,851 ¶ THAT WOULD REALLY FREAK HIM OUT ¶ ¶ MAYBE HE'S A 271 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:53,918 FREAK HIM OUT ¶ ¶ MAYBE HE'S A FOOTWEAR BADDIE ¶ 272 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:54,486 ¶ MAYBE HE'S A FOOTWEAR BADDIE ¶ ¶ THESE ARE CLEARLY 273 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,655 FOOTWEAR BADDIE ¶ ¶ THESE ARE CLEARLY WOMEN'S CROCS ¶ 274 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:57,756 ¶ THESE ARE CLEARLY WOMEN'S CROCS ¶ ¶ OVERNIGHT A BOX 275 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:02,093 WOMEN'S CROCS ¶ ¶ OVERNIGHT A BOX OF RAW OYSTERS ¶ 276 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:02,994 ¶ OVERNIGHT A BOX OF RAW OYSTERS ¶ ¶ SEND HIM INTO 277 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:03,595 OF RAW OYSTERS ¶ ¶ SEND HIM INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK ¶ 278 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:04,562 ¶ SEND HIM INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK ¶ ¶ A BRAND NEW SUIT 279 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,665 ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK ¶ ¶ A BRAND NEW SUIT FROM BIG AND TALL ¶ 280 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,766 ¶ A BRAND NEW SUIT FROM BIG AND TALL ¶ ¶ MY COUSIN'S BOYFRIEND 281 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:08,867 FROM BIG AND TALL ¶ ¶ MY COUSIN'S BOYFRIEND IS SHORT AND SMALL ¶ 282 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,468 ¶ MY COUSIN'S BOYFRIEND IS SHORT AND SMALL ¶ ¶ A BOTTLE OF 283 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,238 IS SHORT AND SMALL ¶ ¶ A BOTTLE OF KIRKLAND SHAMPOO ¶ 284 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,407 ¶ A BOTTLE OF KIRKLAND SHAMPOO ¶ ¶ WHAT DO I GET FOR 285 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:21,379 KIRKLAND SHAMPOO ¶ ¶ WHAT DO I GET FOR CHRISTMAS FOR THIS DUDE ¶ 286 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,480 ¶ WHAT DO I GET FOR CHRISTMAS FOR THIS DUDE ¶ ¶ EVERY CHRISTMAS 287 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,082 CHRISTMAS FOR THIS DUDE ¶ ¶ EVERY CHRISTMAS ALL THESE PEOPLE 288 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:29,054 ¶ EVERY CHRISTMAS ALL THESE PEOPLE ON MY LIST ¶ 289 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,723 ALL THESE PEOPLE ON MY LIST ¶ ¶ I HAVE TO GET SOMETHIN' 290 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,993 ON MY LIST ¶ ¶ I HAVE TO GET SOMETHIN' FOR ALL MY THERAPISTS ¶ 291 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:38,263 ¶ I HAVE TO GET SOMETHIN' FOR ALL MY THERAPISTS ¶ ¶ AND MY FAVE BARISTA 292 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,999 FOR ALL MY THERAPISTS ¶ ¶ AND MY FAVE BARISTA AND MY SECRET SISTER ¶ 293 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,067 ¶ AND MY FAVE BARISTA AND MY SECRET SISTER ¶ ¶ I ALSO HAVE TO GET ABOUT 294 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,668 AND MY SECRET SISTER ¶ ¶ I ALSO HAVE TO GET ABOUT 25 GIFTS FOR ALL THE 295 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,971 ¶ I ALSO HAVE TO GET ABOUT 25 GIFTS FOR ALL THE GAY GUYS WHO DO MY HAIR ¶ 296 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,073 25 GIFTS FOR ALL THE GAY GUYS WHO DO MY HAIR ¶ ¶ IS IT WRONG TO 297 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,775 GAY GUYS WHO DO MY HAIR ¶ ¶ IS IT WRONG TO JUST BUY SOCKS ¶ 298 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:51,910 ¶ IS IT WRONG TO JUST BUY SOCKS ¶ ¶ HE IS REALLY INTO 299 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,612 JUST BUY SOCKS ¶ ¶ HE IS REALLY INTO FEET TIKTOKS ¶ 300 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:59,517 ¶ HE IS REALLY INTO FEET TIKTOKS ¶ ¶ STEVE I BARELY KNOW YOU ¶ 301 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:04,723 FEET TIKTOKS ¶ ¶ STEVE I BARELY KNOW YOU ¶ >> ARIANA, WAIT! 302 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,023 ¶ STEVE I BARELY KNOW YOU ¶ >> ARIANA, WAIT! WAIT. 303 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,858 >> ARIANA, WAIT! WAIT. >> MARCELLO, WHAT IS IT? 304 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,692 WAIT. >> MARCELLO, WHAT IS IT? >> I'LL TELL YOU. 305 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:11,362 >> MARCELLO, WHAT IS IT? >> I'LL TELL YOU. >> YES, YOU ARE TALLER THAN I 306 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:11,930 >> I'LL TELL YOU. >> YES, YOU ARE TALLER THAN I THOUGHT. 307 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:12,397 >> YES, YOU ARE TALLER THAN I THOUGHT. WHAT ELSE? 308 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,766 THOUGHT. WHAT ELSE? >> SOMETHING ELSE. 309 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,601 WHAT ELSE? >> SOMETHING ELSE. >> MY COUSIN BROKE UP WITH 310 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:16,901 >> SOMETHING ELSE. >> MY COUSIN BROKE UP WITH STEVE? 311 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,737 >> MY COUSIN BROKE UP WITH STEVE? SO HE WON'T BE AT CHRISTMAS? 312 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:22,574 STEVE? SO HE WON'T BE AT CHRISTMAS? WELL IN THAT CASE -- 313 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:27,946 SO HE WON'T BE AT CHRISTMAS? WELL IN THAT CASE -- ¶ I'LL BE GETTING NOTHING 314 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:35,687 WELL IN THAT CASE -- ¶ I'LL BE GETTING NOTHING FOR YOU ¶ 315 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:36,821 ¶ I'LL BE GETTING NOTHING FOR YOU ¶ WE HAVE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 316 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:37,856 FOR YOU ¶ WE HAVE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 317 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:38,556 WE HAVE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. CHER IS HERE, SO STICK AROUND 318 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:42,961 TONIGHT. CHER IS HERE, SO STICK AROUND AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 319 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:09,754 ¶¶ >>> ELVES ON THE SHELVES WATCH CHILDREN ALL DAY TO SEE IF 320 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,524 >>> ELVES ON THE SHELVES WATCH CHILDREN ALL DAY TO SEE IF THEY'RE NICE OR MEAN. 321 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,125 CHILDREN ALL DAY TO SEE IF THEY'RE NICE OR MEAN. AT NIGHT THEY FLY LIKE SANTA'S 322 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,793 THEY'RE NICE OR MEAN. AT NIGHT THEY FLY LIKE SANTA'S SLEIGH AND TELL SANTA WHAT 323 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,962 AT NIGHT THEY FLY LIKE SANTA'S SLEIGH AND TELL SANTA WHAT THEY'VE SEEN. 324 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,597 SLEIGH AND TELL SANTA WHAT THEY'VE SEEN. BUT THE JOB ISN'T ALWAYS JOLLY 325 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,266 THEY'VE SEEN. BUT THE JOB ISN'T ALWAYS JOLLY EACH WINTER. 326 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,401 BUT THE JOB ISN'T ALWAYS JOLLY EACH WINTER. IT CAN CAUSE THEIR BRIGHT 327 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,536 EACH WINTER. IT CAN CAUSE THEIR BRIGHT SPIRITS TO DROOP. 328 00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:27,238 IT CAN CAUSE THEIR BRIGHT SPIRITS TO DROOP. SO AT THE NORTH POLE REC CENTER 329 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,339 SPIRITS TO DROOP. SO AT THE NORTH POLE REC CENTER MEETS THE ELF ON THE SHELF 330 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,576 SO AT THE NORTH POLE REC CENTER MEETS THE ELF ON THE SHELF SUPPORT GROUP. 331 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,710 MEETS THE ELF ON THE SHELF SUPPORT GROUP. >> OKAY, LOOKS LIKE THIS IS 332 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,413 SUPPORT GROUP. >> OKAY, LOOKS LIKE THIS IS EVERYONE. 333 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:39,751 >> OKAY, LOOKS LIKE THIS IS EVERYONE. FOR OUR NEWCOMERS, HI, I'M 334 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,419 EVERYONE. FOR OUR NEWCOMERS, HI, I'M WAFFLES SILLYMUFFIN, AND I 335 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,154 FOR OUR NEWCOMERS, HI, I'M WAFFLES SILLYMUFFIN, AND I RECEIVED A MASTERS IN 336 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,656 WAFFLES SILLYMUFFIN, AND I RECEIVED A MASTERS IN PSYCHOTHERAPY FROM PEPPERMINT. 337 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,324 RECEIVED A MASTERS IN PSYCHOTHERAPY FROM PEPPERMINT. I PUT THIS GROUP TOGETHER TO 338 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,027 PSYCHOTHERAPY FROM PEPPERMINT. I PUT THIS GROUP TOGETHER TO HELP US WORK THROUGH OUR TRAUMA. 339 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:49,727 I PUT THIS GROUP TOGETHER TO HELP US WORK THROUGH OUR TRAUMA. HAS ANYONE HAD A PARTICULARLY 340 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,662 HELP US WORK THROUGH OUR TRAUMA. HAS ANYONE HAD A PARTICULARLY ROUGH WEEK? 341 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,297 HAS ANYONE HAD A PARTICULARLY ROUGH WEEK? >> YES. 342 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,432 ROUGH WEEK? >> YES. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME! 343 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,533 >> YES. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME! MY HAT WAS FALLING OFF TOO MUCH 344 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,236 LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME! MY HAT WAS FALLING OFF TOO MUCH SO THEY STAPLED IT TO MY HEAD. 345 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,438 MY HAT WAS FALLING OFF TOO MUCH SO THEY STAPLED IT TO MY HEAD. >> MMM, THAT'S HARD. 346 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,105 SO THEY STAPLED IT TO MY HEAD. >> MMM, THAT'S HARD. BUT THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THIS 347 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,274 >> MMM, THAT'S HARD. BUT THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THIS GROUP. 348 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:03,575 BUT THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THIS GROUP. RIGHT? 349 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:04,342 GROUP. RIGHT? DEEDLEBEEP, WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU 350 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,443 RIGHT? DEEDLEBEEP, WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR A WHILE. 351 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:11,416 DEEDLEBEEP, WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR A WHILE. FEEL LIKE SHARING? 352 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:16,187 FOR A WHILE. FEEL LIKE SHARING? >> NAH, MAN, NOT YET. 353 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,389 FEEL LIKE SHARING? >> NAH, MAN, NOT YET. >> THAT'S OKAY. 354 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:18,790 >> NAH, MAN, NOT YET. >> THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S OKAY. 355 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:19,324 >> THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S OKAY. WE HAVE A NEW FACE. 356 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,759 THAT'S OKAY. WE HAVE A NEW FACE. HI THERE. 357 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:22,193 WE HAVE A NEW FACE. HI THERE. >> UH, HI. 358 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,361 HI THERE. >> UH, HI. I'M GIGGLEBOOPS. 359 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,430 >> UH, HI. I'M GIGGLEBOOPS. AND THREE WEEKS AGO I FELL IN 360 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,065 I'M GIGGLEBOOPS. AND THREE WEEKS AGO I FELL IN BETWEEN THE COUCH CUSHIONS AND 361 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:32,270 AND THREE WEEKS AGO I FELL IN BETWEEN THE COUCH CUSHIONS AND NOBODY'S FOUND ME. 362 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,573 BETWEEN THE COUCH CUSHIONS AND NOBODY'S FOUND ME. AND I'M GOING FRICKING CRAZY, 363 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:35,840 NOBODY'S FOUND ME. AND I'M GOING FRICKING CRAZY, MAN. 364 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,208 AND I'M GOING FRICKING CRAZY, MAN. I'M TALKING TO A TRIPLE-A 365 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,309 MAN. I'M TALKING TO A TRIPLE-A BATTERY LIKE IT'S MY FRIEND, 366 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,377 I'M TALKING TO A TRIPLE-A BATTERY LIKE IT'S MY FRIEND, WHEN ARE THEY GONNA FIND ME? 367 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,478 BATTERY LIKE IT'S MY FRIEND, WHEN ARE THEY GONNA FIND ME? MAN, WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FIND 368 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,546 WHEN ARE THEY GONNA FIND ME? MAN, WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FIND ME! 369 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:47,051 MAN, WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FIND ME! >> HEY, HEY, HEY. 370 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:47,585 ME! >> HEY, HEY, HEY. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 371 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,152 >> HEY, HEY, HEY. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S NOT. 372 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:48,720 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S NOT. YOUR FAULT. 373 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:49,787 IT'S NOT. YOUR FAULT. TWINKLEBUTTER? 374 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:50,922 YOUR FAULT. TWINKLEBUTTER? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE? 375 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,557 TWINKLEBUTTER? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE? >> SURE. 376 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,726 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE? >> SURE. HI. 377 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:59,097 >> SURE. HI. I'M TWINKLEBUTTER. 378 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,165 HI. I'M TWINKLEBUTTER. THE LITTLE GIRL THAT I'M 379 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,802 I'M TWINKLEBUTTER. THE LITTLE GIRL THAT I'M WATCHING IS AN ANGEL AND I LOVE 380 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,536 THE LITTLE GIRL THAT I'M WATCHING IS AN ANGEL AND I LOVE HER MORE THAN GUMDROPS. 381 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,471 WATCHING IS AN ANGEL AND I LOVE HER MORE THAN GUMDROPS. BUT THIS YEAR, THEY GOT A CAT. 382 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,572 HER MORE THAN GUMDROPS. BUT THIS YEAR, THEY GOT A CAT. >> AND HOW ARE YOU GETTING ALONG 383 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,207 BUT THIS YEAR, THEY GOT A CAT. >> AND HOW ARE YOU GETTING ALONG WITH THE CAT? 384 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:13,711 >> AND HOW ARE YOU GETTING ALONG WITH THE CAT? >> BAD. 385 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,179 WITH THE CAT? >> BAD. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT RIPPED MY 386 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,147 >> BAD. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT RIPPED MY ASS IN HALF. 387 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,349 AS YOU CAN SEE, IT RIPPED MY ASS IN HALF. UM, IT HUNTS ME LIKE I'M A RAT. 388 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,052 ASS IN HALF. UM, IT HUNTS ME LIKE I'M A RAT. AND SINCE SANTA SAYS I CAN'T 389 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,754 UM, IT HUNTS ME LIKE I'M A RAT. AND SINCE SANTA SAYS I CAN'T MOVE OR SPEAK, I HAVE TO LET IT 390 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,889 AND SINCE SANTA SAYS I CAN'T MOVE OR SPEAK, I HAVE TO LET IT HAPPEN. 391 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,659 MOVE OR SPEAK, I HAVE TO LET IT HAPPEN. I JUST WISH ELVES COULD DIE! 392 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:30,995 HAPPEN. I JUST WISH ELVES COULD DIE! WHY CAN'T WE DIE? 393 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:35,600 I JUST WISH ELVES COULD DIE! WHY CAN'T WE DIE? SORRY, I'M GOING TO CRY. 394 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,601 WHY CAN'T WE DIE? SORRY, I'M GOING TO CRY. >> IT'S OKAY. 395 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,736 SORRY, I'M GOING TO CRY. >> IT'S OKAY. LET IT OUT. 396 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,937 >> IT'S OKAY. LET IT OUT. LET IT ALL OUT. 397 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,405 LET IT OUT. LET IT ALL OUT. IT'S OKAY, GUYS. 398 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,105 LET IT ALL OUT. IT'S OKAY, GUYS. THIS ISN'T SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 399 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:45,310 IT'S OKAY, GUYS. THIS ISN'T SANTA'S WORKSHOP, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO CRY HERE. 400 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,811 THIS ISN'T SANTA'S WORKSHOP, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO CRY HERE. AND ACTUALLY ELVES CAN DIE. 401 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,645 YOU'RE ALLOWED TO CRY HERE. AND ACTUALLY ELVES CAN DIE. IF THEY THINK A NAUGHTY THOUGHT, 402 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,247 AND ACTUALLY ELVES CAN DIE. IF THEY THINK A NAUGHTY THOUGHT, THEY EXPLODE INTO CONFETTI. 403 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,348 IF THEY THINK A NAUGHTY THOUGHT, THEY EXPLODE INTO CONFETTI. >> HARD FOR ME NOT TO THINK 404 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,618 THEY EXPLODE INTO CONFETTI. >> HARD FOR ME NOT TO THINK NAUGHTY THOUGHTS. 405 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,787 >> HARD FOR ME NOT TO THINK NAUGHTY THOUGHTS. I'M ON A SHELF IN A FRAT HOUSE 406 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,057 NAUGHTY THOUGHTS. I'M ON A SHELF IN A FRAT HOUSE AT ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY. 407 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:03,494 I'M ON A SHELF IN A FRAT HOUSE AT ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY. AND THEY POSE ME IN WAYS THAT 408 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,063 AT ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY. AND THEY POSE ME IN WAYS THAT AREN'T VERY JOLLY AND THEN TAKE 409 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,833 AND THEY POSE ME IN WAYS THAT AREN'T VERY JOLLY AND THEN TAKE PICTURES. 410 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:14,405 AREN'T VERY JOLLY AND THEN TAKE PICTURES. LIKE THIS ONE. 411 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:18,509 PICTURES. LIKE THIS ONE. AND ALSO THIS ONE. 412 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,144 LIKE THIS ONE. AND ALSO THIS ONE. I EAT SUGAR WITH MY MOUTH, NOT 413 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,716 AND ALSO THIS ONE. I EAT SUGAR WITH MY MOUTH, NOT MY NOSE. 414 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:28,219 I EAT SUGAR WITH MY MOUTH, NOT MY NOSE. AND THEN THE WORST ONE, THIS. 415 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,220 MY NOSE. AND THEN THE WORST ONE, THIS. >> WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THAT 416 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:37,061 AND THEN THE WORST ONE, THIS. >> WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THAT PICTURE, STICKYNUMMIES? 417 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:37,528 >> WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THAT PICTURE, STICKYNUMMIES? >> I DON'T KNOW! 418 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,162 PICTURE, STICKYNUMMIES? >> I DON'T KNOW! >> I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S 419 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:38,863 >> I DON'T KNOW! >> I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING, AND I THINK I LIKE 420 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,766 >> I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING, AND I THINK I LIKE IT. 421 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:54,278 HAPPENING, AND I THINK I LIKE IT. >> NO, NO, ZIPPY, NO NO. 422 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,213 IT. >> NO, NO, ZIPPY, NO NO. IT'S FOR THE BEST. 423 00:16:55,215 --> 00:17:01,886 >> NO, NO, ZIPPY, NO NO. IT'S FOR THE BEST. HE WAS IN PAIN. 424 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:02,920 IT'S FOR THE BEST. HE WAS IN PAIN. DEEDLEBEEP, DO YOU WANT TO SHARE 425 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:03,187 HE WAS IN PAIN. DEEDLEBEEP, DO YOU WANT TO SHARE NOW? 426 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:03,955 DEEDLEBEEP, DO YOU WANT TO SHARE NOW? >> NAH. 427 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,022 NOW? >> NAH. MISS ME WITH THAT. 428 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,124 >> NAH. MISS ME WITH THAT. >> OKAY. 429 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:06,858 MISS ME WITH THAT. >> OKAY. PICKLEFICKLE, I'M SURPRISED TO 430 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,792 >> OKAY. PICKLEFICKLE, I'M SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE. 431 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:08,526 PICKLEFICKLE, I'M SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE. I THOUGHT YOUR HOME WAS WARM AND 432 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,394 SEE YOU HERE. I THOUGHT YOUR HOME WAS WARM AND JOLLY. 433 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,461 I THOUGHT YOUR HOME WAS WARM AND JOLLY. >> IT WAS. 434 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,629 JOLLY. >> IT WAS. BUT THE OTHER DAY, THE GRANDPA 435 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,731 >> IT WAS. BUT THE OTHER DAY, THE GRANDPA WAS ALONE IN THE HOUSE AND FELL. 436 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,933 BUT THE OTHER DAY, THE GRANDPA WAS ALONE IN THE HOUSE AND FELL. AND BECAUSE SANTA WON'T LET US 437 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,001 WAS ALONE IN THE HOUSE AND FELL. AND BECAUSE SANTA WON'T LET US MOVE, I HAD TO SIT STILL AND 438 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,203 AND BECAUSE SANTA WON'T LET US MOVE, I HAD TO SIT STILL AND WATCH THIS POOR MAN MOAN FOR 439 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,206 MOVE, I HAD TO SIT STILL AND WATCH THIS POOR MAN MOAN FOR HELP FOR NINE HOURS. 440 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,743 WATCH THIS POOR MAN MOAN FOR HELP FOR NINE HOURS. WHILE MAKING THIS FACE! 441 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:30,448 HELP FOR NINE HOURS. WHILE MAKING THIS FACE! >> MAN, THAT AIN'T NOTHING! 442 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:36,654 WHILE MAKING THIS FACE! >> MAN, THAT AIN'T NOTHING! I GOT EATEN BY MY FAMILY'S BIG 443 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:41,058 >> MAN, THAT AIN'T NOTHING! I GOT EATEN BY MY FAMILY'S BIG OLD DUMB GUMABITCH DOG. 444 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,693 I GOT EATEN BY MY FAMILY'S BIG OLD DUMB GUMABITCH DOG. TOOK MY DOWN IN ONE BITE. 445 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,295 OLD DUMB GUMABITCH DOG. TOOK MY DOWN IN ONE BITE. >> HOW'D YOU GET OUT? 446 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,363 TOOK MY DOWN IN ONE BITE. >> HOW'D YOU GET OUT? >> HOW YOU THINK? 447 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,065 >> HOW'D YOU GET OUT? >> HOW YOU THINK? I CAME OUT THE BACK DOOR. 448 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,700 >> HOW YOU THINK? I CAME OUT THE BACK DOOR. THE DOG PASSED ME OUT ITS 449 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,369 I CAME OUT THE BACK DOOR. THE DOG PASSED ME OUT ITS HERSHEY HOLE! 450 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:57,875 THE DOG PASSED ME OUT ITS HERSHEY HOLE! WITH THE DOO-DOO! 451 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:58,943 HERSHEY HOLE! WITH THE DOO-DOO! RIGHT IN THE BACKYARD WITH MY 452 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:03,347 WITH THE DOO-DOO! RIGHT IN THE BACKYARD WITH MY HAT SITTING ON TOP OF THE PILE. 453 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:06,117 RIGHT IN THE BACKYARD WITH MY HAT SITTING ON TOP OF THE PILE. AND THAT GOT ME THINKING, MAN, 454 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:09,787 HAT SITTING ON TOP OF THE PILE. AND THAT GOT ME THINKING, MAN, THAT SANTA, HEHE. 455 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,589 AND THAT GOT ME THINKING, MAN, THAT SANTA, HEHE. >> OKAY, BE CAREFUL. 456 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,657 THAT SANTA, HEHE. >> OKAY, BE CAREFUL. LET'S NOT HAVE ANY NAUGHTY 457 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,224 >> OKAY, BE CAREFUL. LET'S NOT HAVE ANY NAUGHTY THOUGHTS, DEEDLEBEEP. 458 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,759 LET'S NOT HAVE ANY NAUGHTY THOUGHTS, DEEDLEBEEP. >> TOO LATE BECAUSE I THINK 459 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,460 THOUGHTS, DEEDLEBEEP. >> TOO LATE BECAUSE I THINK SANTA IS -- IS -- SANTA IS A 460 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:22,500 >> TOO LATE BECAUSE I THINK SANTA IS -- IS -- SANTA IS A BUTT! 461 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,701 SANTA IS -- IS -- SANTA IS A BUTT! >> OKAY, WELL LET'S CALL IT 462 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:24,001 BUTT! >> OKAY, WELL LET'S CALL IT THERE. 463 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,672 >> OKAY, WELL LET'S CALL IT THERE. YEAH. 464 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,777 >> Announcer: YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION, LIKE ACTUAL, REGULAR TELEVISION. 465 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,513 TELEVISION, LIKE ACTUAL, REGULAR TELEVISION. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 466 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,581 TELEVISION. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? WE NOW RETURN TO THE 467 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,715 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? WE NOW RETURN TO THE HEARTWARMING ENDING OF A 468 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:43,120 WE NOW RETURN TO THE HEARTWARMING ENDING OF A CHRISTMAS CLASSIC "HOME ALONE." 469 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,424 HEARTWARMING ENDING OF A CHRISTMAS CLASSIC "HOME ALONE." >> KEVIN? 470 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,159 CHRISTMAS CLASSIC "HOME ALONE." >> KEVIN? KEVIN? 471 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:52,430 >> KEVIN? KEVIN? KEVIN? 472 00:18:52,432 --> 00:19:06,611 KEVIN? KEVIN? >> MOM? 473 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:10,515 KEVIN? >> MOM? >> OH, KEVIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 474 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:16,988 >> MOM? >> OH, KEVIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS. I'M SO SORRY HONEY. 475 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,258 >> OH, KEVIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS. I'M SO SORRY HONEY. OH, KEVIN, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 476 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,994 I'M SO SORRY HONEY. OH, KEVIN, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. >> BUT WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE? 477 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,196 OH, KEVIN, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. >> BUT WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE? >> OH, THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT, 478 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:29,500 >> BUT WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE? >> OH, THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT, SWEETIE, THEY WANTED TO BUT -- 479 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,203 >> OH, THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT, SWEETIE, THEY WANTED TO BUT -- >> HI KEVIN! 480 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:32,770 SWEETIE, THEY WANTED TO BUT -- >> HI KEVIN! >> KEVIN! 481 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:33,871 >> HI KEVIN! >> KEVIN! KEVIN MY BOY! 482 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,174 >> KEVIN! KEVIN MY BOY! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! 483 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,211 KEVIN MY BOY! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! >> HEY BARF NUTS, IT'S PRETTY 484 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,479 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! >> HEY BARF NUTS, IT'S PRETTY COOL YOU DIDN'T BURN THE PLACE 485 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:41,779 >> HEY BARF NUTS, IT'S PRETTY COOL YOU DIDN'T BURN THE PLACE DOWN. 486 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,547 COOL YOU DIDN'T BURN THE PLACE DOWN. >> THANKS, BUZZ. 487 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,648 DOWN. >> THANKS, BUZZ. >> WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID YOU 488 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,617 >> THANKS, BUZZ. >> WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID YOU ALL GET HOME? 489 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,587 >> WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID YOU ALL GET HOME? >> WE TOOK THE MORNING FLIGHT, 490 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:49,954 ALL GET HOME? >> WE TOOK THE MORNING FLIGHT, REMEMBER? 491 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:50,688 >> WE TOOK THE MORNING FLIGHT, REMEMBER? THE ONE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT 492 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,188 REMEMBER? THE ONE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT FOR? 493 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,823 THE ONE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT FOR? >> I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 72 HOURS! 494 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:53,891 FOR? >> I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 72 HOURS! >> SO WHAT DID YOU DO THE WHOLE 495 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,093 >> I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 72 HOURS! >> SO WHAT DID YOU DO THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE ALONE, KEV? 496 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,796 >> SO WHAT DID YOU DO THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE ALONE, KEV? >> OH, JUST HUNG AROUND. 497 00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,897 TIME YOU WERE ALONE, KEV? >> OH, JUST HUNG AROUND. >> I'VE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I'M 498 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,633 >> OH, JUST HUNG AROUND. >> I'VE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I'M LEGALLY INSANE! 499 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,701 >> I'VE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I'M LEGALLY INSANE! >> NOW WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO 500 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,802 LEGALLY INSANE! >> NOW WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO HEAR ABOUT KEVIN'S LITTLE 501 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,870 >> NOW WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO HEAR ABOUT KEVIN'S LITTLE ADVENTURES. 502 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,971 HEAR ABOUT KEVIN'S LITTLE ADVENTURES. LET'S ALL PUT OUR COATS AWAY -- 503 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,072 ADVENTURES. LET'S ALL PUT OUR COATS AWAY -- >> WAIT, DAD, I FORGOT TO TAKE 504 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,173 LET'S ALL PUT OUR COATS AWAY -- >> WAIT, DAD, I FORGOT TO TAKE DOWN -- 505 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:12,443 >> WAIT, DAD, I FORGOT TO TAKE DOWN -- >> AHHHHHH! 506 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,179 DOWN -- >> AHHHHHH! >> AHHHHHH! 507 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:15,780 >> AHHHHHH! >> AHHHHHH! >> AHHHHHH! 508 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:19,083 >> AHHHHHH! >> AHHHHHH! >> DAD! 509 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:23,487 >> AHHHHHH! >> DAD! >> AHHHHHH! 510 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:24,455 >> DAD! >> AHHHHHH! >> GRAB THE EXTINGUISHER! 511 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,590 >> AHHHHHH! >> GRAB THE EXTINGUISHER! >> WAIT, I REPLACED IT WITH 512 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,158 >> GRAB THE EXTINGUISHER! >> WAIT, I REPLACED IT WITH KEROSENE! 513 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,461 >> WAIT, I REPLACED IT WITH KEROSENE! >> AHHHHHH! 514 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,596 KEROSENE! >> AHHHHHH! >> I'LL GET WATER! 515 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:35,866 >> AHHHHHH! >> I'LL GET WATER! >> NO, JEFF! 516 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:36,968 >> I'LL GET WATER! >> NO, JEFF! >> AHHHHHH! 517 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,770 >> NO, JEFF! >> AHHHHHH! >> I'M GONNA BE SICK. 518 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:46,744 >> AHHHHHH! >> I'M GONNA BE SICK. OW! 519 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,081 >> I'M GONNA BE SICK. OW! >> CALL 911 BUZZ! 520 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,483 OW! >> CALL 911 BUZZ! >> WAIT, NO, NOT THE PHONE. 521 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,019 >> CALL 911 BUZZ! >> WAIT, NO, NOT THE PHONE. >> FULLER! 522 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:55,753 >> WAIT, NO, NOT THE PHONE. >> FULLER! >> OH, RELAX, I'M NOT GONNA WET 523 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,823 >> FULLER! >> OH, RELAX, I'M NOT GONNA WET THE -- AHHHHHH! 524 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:02,660 >> OH, RELAX, I'M NOT GONNA WET THE -- AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! 525 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,761 THE -- AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! >> BUZZ! 526 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,565 AHHHHHH! >> BUZZ! THE PAINT CAN! 527 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:12,470 >> BUZZ! THE PAINT CAN! >> HEH, YOU MISSED ME, DORK! 528 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,571 THE PAINT CAN! >> HEH, YOU MISSED ME, DORK! UH OH. 529 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:17,341 >> HEH, YOU MISSED ME, DORK! UH OH. AHHHHHH! 530 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,010 UH OH. AHHHHHH! >> I HAVE BUZZ IN MY MOUTH. 531 00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:20,111 AHHHHHH! >> I HAVE BUZZ IN MY MOUTH. >> GOOD NEWS, I RECONCILED WITH 532 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,279 >> I HAVE BUZZ IN MY MOUTH. >> GOOD NEWS, I RECONCILED WITH MY SON -- 533 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,050 >> GOOD NEWS, I RECONCILED WITH MY SON -- AHHHHHH! 534 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:32,456 MY SON -- AHHHHHH! >> MOM? 535 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:32,723 AHHHHHH! >> MOM? MOM? 536 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,557 >> MOM? MOM? MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? 537 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:34,191 MOM? MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? >> WHAT? 538 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,192 MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? >> WHAT? SORRY, YES. 539 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,327 >> WHAT? SORRY, YES. I'VE JUST BEEN AWAKE FOR A VERY 540 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:36,827 SORRY, YES. I'VE JUST BEEN AWAKE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 541 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,462 I'VE JUST BEEN AWAKE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM. 542 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,665 LONG TIME. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEVIN. 543 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,732 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEVIN. >> AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! 544 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:42,800 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEVIN. >> AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! >> AHHHHH! 545 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:47,171 >> AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! >> AHHHHH! >> AHHHHH! 546 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:53,411 >> AHHHHH! >> AHHHHH! >> I'VE KILLED AGAIN. 547 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:04,422 >> ON JANUARY 548 00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:28,713 >>> WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT A SPOT IN THIS CLASS. 549 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:29,246 I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT A SPOT IN THIS CLASS. >> YEAH. 550 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:30,347 THIS CLASS. >> YEAH. I HEAR THESE INSTRUCTORS ARE 551 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,415 >> YEAH. I HEAR THESE INSTRUCTORS ARE AMAZING. 552 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,516 I HEAR THESE INSTRUCTORS ARE AMAZING. >> AMAZING? 553 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,118 AMAZING. >> AMAZING? MORE LIKE PRETTY GOOD! 554 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,320 >> AMAZING? MORE LIKE PRETTY GOOD! >> THAT'S WORSE. 555 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,455 MORE LIKE PRETTY GOOD! >> THAT'S WORSE. >> HELLO CLASS, AND WELCOME TO 556 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:41,826 >> THAT'S WORSE. >> HELLO CLASS, AND WELCOME TO DANCE 101. 557 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:42,893 >> HELLO CLASS, AND WELCOME TO DANCE 101. >> LET'S GET STARTED, WE DON'T 558 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,462 DANCE 101. >> LET'S GET STARTED, WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 559 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,198 >> LET'S GET STARTED, WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. >> OH, I THOUGHT THIS CLASS WAS 560 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:47,765 HAVE A LOT OF TIME. >> OH, I THOUGHT THIS CLASS WAS THREE HOURS. 561 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:48,833 >> OH, I THOUGHT THIS CLASS WAS THREE HOURS. >> NO, IT STARTS AT 3:00 AND 562 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:49,400 THREE HOURS. >> NO, IT STARTS AT 3:00 AND IT'S OURS. 563 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,068 >> NO, IT STARTS AT 3:00 AND IT'S OURS. >> IT'S THEIRS! 564 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,204 IT'S OURS. >> IT'S THEIRS! TRY LISTENING, YOU OLD GIRL. 565 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,939 >> IT'S THEIRS! TRY LISTENING, YOU OLD GIRL. >> THANK YOU, DENNISTON. 566 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:58,909 TRY LISTENING, YOU OLD GIRL. >> THANK YOU, DENNISTON. OKAY LESSON ONE. 567 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,479 >> THANK YOU, DENNISTON. OKAY LESSON ONE. THE FIRST RULE OF GREAT DANCING 568 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,480 OKAY LESSON ONE. THE FIRST RULE OF GREAT DANCING IS -- 569 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,080 THE FIRST RULE OF GREAT DANCING IS -- FAST, FAST, FAST, SLOW. 570 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:03,781 IS -- FAST, FAST, FAST, SLOW. >> I'M SORRY, WHAT DOES THAT 571 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:04,749 FAST, FAST, FAST, SLOW. >> I'M SORRY, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 572 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:05,783 >> I'M SORRY, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> EVERY POP STAR USES THIS 573 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,853 MEAN? >> EVERY POP STAR USES THIS DANCE TECHNIQUE. 574 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,755 >> EVERY POP STAR USES THIS DANCE TECHNIQUE. IT STARTS OUT FAST, THEN YOU GET 575 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:11,055 DANCE TECHNIQUE. IT STARTS OUT FAST, THEN YOU GET SLOW. 576 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:11,822 IT STARTS OUT FAST, THEN YOU GET SLOW. WATCH US. 577 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:12,323 SLOW. WATCH US. ¶¶ 578 00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,991 WATCH US. ¶¶ >> FAST FAST FAST SLOW. 579 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:18,162 ¶¶ >> FAST FAST FAST SLOW. FAST FAST FAST SLOW. 580 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:18,696 >> FAST FAST FAST SLOW. FAST FAST FAST SLOW. WE SLOWED IT DOWN, 581 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,197 FAST FAST FAST SLOW. WE SLOWED IT DOWN, WE SLOWED IT DOWN FOR YOU, DID 582 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:20,731 WE SLOWED IT DOWN, WE SLOWED IT DOWN FOR YOU, DID YOU LIKE IT? 583 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,933 WE SLOWED IT DOWN FOR YOU, DID YOU LIKE IT? DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? 584 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,001 YOU LIKE IT? DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? >> NOT REALLY. 585 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,102 DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? >> NOT REALLY. >> WHAT? 586 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,737 >> NOT REALLY. >> WHAT? IT'S SO EASY. 587 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,405 >> WHAT? IT'S SO EASY. IT'S A FAST-FAST-FAST-SLOW! 588 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,473 IT'S SO EASY. IT'S A FAST-FAST-FAST-SLOW! IT'S COCAINE, THEN RED WINE. 589 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,777 IT'S A FAST-FAST-FAST-SLOW! IT'S COCAINE, THEN RED WINE. LIKE THIS. 590 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:33,844 IT'S COCAINE, THEN RED WINE. LIKE THIS. COCAINE, COCAINE, COCAINE, RED 591 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,880 LIKE THIS. COCAINE, COCAINE, COCAINE, RED WINE. 592 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:40,918 COCAINE, COCAINE, COCAINE, RED WINE. RED WINE. 593 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,586 WINE. RED WINE. >> EXACTLY, DENNISTON. 594 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,256 RED WINE. >> EXACTLY, DENNISTON. YOU GET A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD. 595 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:48,559 >> EXACTLY, DENNISTON. YOU GET A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD. >> THANK YOU! 596 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,593 YOU GET A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD. >> THANK YOU! >> I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE 597 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,728 >> THANK YOU! >> I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE LEARNING LIKE ACTUAL 598 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,363 >> I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE LEARNING LIKE ACTUAL DANCE MOVES. 599 00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:53,964 GOING TO BE LEARNING LIKE ACTUAL DANCE MOVES. >> OH, I'M SORRY, WHO'S THE 600 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,133 DANCE MOVES. >> OH, I'M SORRY, WHO'S THE EXPERT HERE? 601 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:57,802 >> OH, I'M SORRY, WHO'S THE EXPERT HERE? YOU WITH ZERO DANCE EXPERIENCE 602 00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:01,071 EXPERT HERE? YOU WITH ZERO DANCE EXPERIENCE OR US, WITH SOME? 603 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,139 YOU WITH ZERO DANCE EXPERIENCE OR US, WITH SOME? >> WE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO 604 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,808 OR US, WITH SOME? >> WE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO CHOREOGRAPHED THE DANCES IN 605 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,043 >> WE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO CHOREOGRAPHED THE DANCES IN THREE JARDIANCE COMMERCIALS. 606 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,611 CHOREOGRAPHED THE DANCES IN THREE JARDIANCE COMMERCIALS. >> YES, BITCH. 607 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,814 THREE JARDIANCE COMMERCIALS. >> YES, BITCH. WE MADE DIABETES LOOK LIKE 608 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:13,384 >> YES, BITCH. WE MADE DIABETES LOOK LIKE SOMETHING YOU WANT. 609 00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:18,722 WE MADE DIABETES LOOK LIKE SOMETHING YOU WANT. >> IS THAT A GOOD THING? 610 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,958 SOMETHING YOU WANT. >> IS THAT A GOOD THING? >> LISTEN PEOPLE, OKAY, LISTEN. 611 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,395 >> IS THAT A GOOD THING? >> LISTEN PEOPLE, OKAY, LISTEN. LISTEN TO US, PEOPLE. 612 00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:24,695 >> LISTEN PEOPLE, OKAY, LISTEN. LISTEN TO US, PEOPLE. OKAY? 613 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:26,030 LISTEN TO US, PEOPLE. OKAY? ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY YOU CAN 614 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:26,597 OKAY? ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY YOU CAN SAY WITH YOUR BODY. 615 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,999 ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY YOU CAN SAY WITH YOUR BODY. DANCE IS THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. 616 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,067 SAY WITH YOUR BODY. DANCE IS THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. WATCH ME. 617 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,570 DANCE IS THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. WATCH ME. ¶ I'M HUNGRY ¶ 618 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:36,473 WATCH ME. ¶ I'M HUNGRY ¶ ¶ I AM HUNGRY ¶ 619 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:36,941 ¶ I'M HUNGRY ¶ ¶ I AM HUNGRY ¶ YOU LIKE THAT? 620 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:37,408 ¶ I AM HUNGRY ¶ YOU LIKE THAT? >> OR THIS. 621 00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:38,475 YOU LIKE THAT? >> OR THIS. ¶ I'M NOT VACCINATED ¶ 622 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,044 >> OR THIS. ¶ I'M NOT VACCINATED ¶ >> ARE YOU NOT VACCINATED? 623 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:41,145 ¶ I'M NOT VACCINATED ¶ >> ARE YOU NOT VACCINATED? >> YOU ACTUALLY CAN'T ASK ME 624 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:45,950 >> ARE YOU NOT VACCINATED? >> YOU ACTUALLY CAN'T ASK ME THAT IN RFK'S AMERICA. 625 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:46,617 >> YOU ACTUALLY CAN'T ASK ME THAT IN RFK'S AMERICA. >> THEY STILL DON'T GET IT. 626 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:50,154 THAT IN RFK'S AMERICA. >> THEY STILL DON'T GET IT. LET ME GIVE YOU ONE MORE. 627 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:53,757 >> THEY STILL DON'T GET IT. LET ME GIVE YOU ONE MORE. WATCH ME, CLASS. 628 00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:56,193 LET ME GIVE YOU ONE MORE. WATCH ME, CLASS. ¶ I MET A GIRL 629 00:24:56,195 --> 00:25:00,531 WATCH ME, CLASS. ¶ I MET A GIRL AND SHE HAD A BABY 630 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:04,568 ¶ I MET A GIRL AND SHE HAD A BABY SO I LEFT ¶ 631 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,537 AND SHE HAD A BABY SO I LEFT ¶ >> SOMEONE ELSE, PLEASE TELL US 632 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:07,171 SO I LEFT ¶ >> SOMEONE ELSE, PLEASE TELL US LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF 633 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,006 >> SOMEONE ELSE, PLEASE TELL US LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF THROUGH THE ART OF DANCE. 634 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,107 LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF THROUGH THE ART OF DANCE. >> OH, OKAY. 635 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,275 THROUGH THE ART OF DANCE. >> OH, OKAY. ¶ MY FAVORITE PART OF POOPING IS 636 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:15,112 >> OH, OKAY. ¶ MY FAVORITE PART OF POOPING IS TO WIPE ¶ 637 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,747 ¶ MY FAVORITE PART OF POOPING IS TO WIPE ¶ >> EXCELLENT, THAT'S MY THIRD 638 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,282 TO WIPE ¶ >> EXCELLENT, THAT'S MY THIRD FAVORITE PART. 639 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:20,517 >> EXCELLENT, THAT'S MY THIRD FAVORITE PART. NEXT, YOU. 640 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:20,851 FAVORITE PART. NEXT, YOU. PLEASE. 641 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,254 NEXT, YOU. PLEASE. >> ME? 642 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:23,988 PLEASE. >> ME? I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT 643 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:24,889 >> ME? I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT -- 644 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:25,556 I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT -- ¶ MY EX-WIFE DROPPED THE 645 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,091 BUT -- ¶ MY EX-WIFE DROPPED THE CHARGES ¶ 646 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:31,595 ¶ MY EX-WIFE DROPPED THE CHARGES ¶ ¶ NOW THAT BITCH IS BEHIND ME ¶ 647 00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:31,929 CHARGES ¶ ¶ NOW THAT BITCH IS BEHIND ME ¶ >> YES. 648 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:35,699 ¶ NOW THAT BITCH IS BEHIND ME ¶ >> YES. >> WONDERFUL. 649 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,401 >> YES. >> WONDERFUL. YOU ARE LOW KEY HAULING A WAGON 650 00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:38,135 >> WONDERFUL. YOU ARE LOW KEY HAULING A WAGON BACK THERE. 651 00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:38,402 YOU ARE LOW KEY HAULING A WAGON BACK THERE. WOW. 652 00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:39,136 BACK THERE. WOW. LOOKS GOOD. 653 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,839 WOW. LOOKS GOOD. >> TREMENDOUS. 654 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:42,573 LOOKS GOOD. >> TREMENDOUS. >> NICE. 655 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,441 >> TREMENDOUS. >> NICE. >> NOW REMEMBER, CLASS, DANCING 656 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,777 >> NICE. >> NOW REMEMBER, CLASS, DANCING IS SOMETHING THAT'S REVEALING. 657 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,145 >> NOW REMEMBER, CLASS, DANCING IS SOMETHING THAT'S REVEALING. FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IS HERS. 658 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,380 IS SOMETHING THAT'S REVEALING. FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IS HERS. >> YES, THANK YOU. 659 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,047 FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IS HERS. >> YES, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 660 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,449 >> YES, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 661 00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:59,623 THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> I'VE ALWAYS SAID YOU CAN TELL 662 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:00,324 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> I'VE ALWAYS SAID YOU CAN TELL HOW SOMEONE HAS SEX SIMPLY BY 663 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,358 >> I'VE ALWAYS SAID YOU CAN TELL HOW SOMEONE HAS SEX SIMPLY BY WATCHING THEM DANCE. 664 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:01,959 HOW SOMEONE HAS SEX SIMPLY BY WATCHING THEM DANCE. >> I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT. 665 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:02,660 WATCHING THEM DANCE. >> I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT. >> OKAY, THEN SHOW US HOW YOU 666 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:02,960 >> I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT. >> OKAY, THEN SHOW US HOW YOU DANCE. 667 00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:03,961 >> OKAY, THEN SHOW US HOW YOU DANCE. >> OKAY, OKAY. 668 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:07,131 DANCE. >> OKAY, OKAY. ¶¶ 669 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,333 >> OKAY, OKAY. ¶¶ OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU, THANK 670 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:11,335 ¶¶ OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, NOBODY HAS EVER LET ME DO 671 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:12,369 OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, NOBODY HAS EVER LET ME DO THIS, THANK YOU. 672 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,438 YOU, NOBODY HAS EVER LET ME DO THIS, THANK YOU. SEE? 673 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,641 THIS, THANK YOU. SEE? NOW FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, I 674 00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:24,048 SEE? NOW FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, I HAVE TO GO. 675 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,716 NOW FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, I HAVE TO GO. >> AND NO DANCE IS COMPLETE 676 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,419 HAVE TO GO. >> AND NO DANCE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A GRAND FINALE. 677 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:30,587 >> AND NO DANCE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A GRAND FINALE. >> AND NOTHING IS GRANDER THAN 678 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,557 WITHOUT A GRAND FINALE. >> AND NOTHING IS GRANDER THAN TWO PEOPLE THAT MADE THE DANCE 679 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:35,159 >> AND NOTHING IS GRANDER THAN TWO PEOPLE THAT MADE THE DANCE LOOK MUCH HARDER THAN IT WAS, 680 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:36,160 TWO PEOPLE THAT MADE THE DANCE LOOK MUCH HARDER THAN IT WAS, OUT OF BREATH, ABOUT TO KISS. 681 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:36,694 LOOK MUCH HARDER THAN IT WAS, OUT OF BREATH, ABOUT TO KISS. 5, 6, 7, 8. 682 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:45,936 OUT OF BREATH, ABOUT TO KISS. 5, 6, 7, 8. ¶¶ 683 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:52,743 5, 6, 7, 8. ¶¶ >> AND THAT'S DANCE! 684 00:26:57,248 --> 00:27:01,719 >>> EVERY YEAR NEW GENERATIONS DISCOVER THE 1977 CLIP OF DAVID BOWIE AND BING CROSBY 685 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:03,921 DISCOVER THE 1977 CLIP OF DAVID BOWIE AND BING CROSBY SINGING "LITTLE DRUMMER BOY." 686 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,022 DAVID BOWIE AND BING CROSBY SINGING "LITTLE DRUMMER BOY." AN UNLIKELY PAIR PRODUCING AN 687 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:06,657 SINGING "LITTLE DRUMMER BOY." AN UNLIKELY PAIR PRODUCING AN ICONIC CHRISTMAS MOMENT. 688 00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:08,258 AN UNLIKELY PAIR PRODUCING AN ICONIC CHRISTMAS MOMENT. SO, WE HERE AT PEACOCK THOUGHT 689 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,326 ICONIC CHRISTMAS MOMENT. SO, WE HERE AT PEACOCK THOUGHT LET'S JUST DO THAT WITH THE BIG 690 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:10,961 SO, WE HERE AT PEACOCK THOUGHT LET'S JUST DO THAT WITH THE BIG NAMES OF TODAY. 691 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,062 LET'S JUST DO THAT WITH THE BIG NAMES OF TODAY. PRESENTING "PEACOCK'S RANDOM 692 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,831 NAMES OF TODAY. PRESENTING "PEACOCK'S RANDOM DUET CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR," 693 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:18,068 PRESENTING "PEACOCK'S RANDOM DUET CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR," FEATURING OTHER UNLIKELY DUOS, 694 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,503 DUET CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR," FEATURING OTHER UNLIKELY DUOS, LIKE BOB DYLAN AND KATY PERRY. 695 00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:22,906 FEATURING OTHER UNLIKELY DUOS, LIKE BOB DYLAN AND KATY PERRY. ¶¶ 696 00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:27,711 LIKE BOB DYLAN AND KATY PERRY. ¶¶ ¶ YOU'RE A CHRISTMAS TREE 697 00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:28,612 ¶¶ ¶ YOU'RE A CHRISTMAS TREE IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE ¶ 698 00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:31,348 ¶ YOU'RE A CHRISTMAS TREE IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE ¶ ¶ WENT TO OUTER SPA-A-ACE 699 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:31,915 IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE ¶ ¶ WENT TO OUTER SPA-A-ACE YES SHE WENT TO 700 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:35,986 ¶ WENT TO OUTER SPA-A-ACE YES SHE WENT TO OUTER SPA-A-ACE ¶ 701 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:36,353 YES SHE WENT TO OUTER SPA-A-ACE ¶ >> YOU'LL 702 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:37,721 OUTER SPA-A-ACE ¶ >> YOU'LL LOVE THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS CAROL 703 00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:38,422 >> YOU'LL LOVE THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS CAROL "DECK THE HALLS" PERFORMED BY 704 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:39,356 LOVE THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS CAROL "DECK THE HALLS" PERFORMED BY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND BAD BUNNY. 705 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:40,090 "DECK THE HALLS" PERFORMED BY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND BAD BUNNY. >> HEY, STEVIE, HOW MANY HALLS 706 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:40,958 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND BAD BUNNY. >> HEY, STEVIE, HOW MANY HALLS DID YOU DECK, MAN? 707 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,593 >> HEY, STEVIE, HOW MANY HALLS DID YOU DECK, MAN? YOU DECK 'EM ALL YET? 708 00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:44,762 DID YOU DECK, MAN? YOU DECK 'EM ALL YET? YOU KNOW, MY FATHER WAS AN ELF. 709 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:45,896 YOU DECK 'EM ALL YET? YOU KNOW, MY FATHER WAS AN ELF. HE'D BE WORKING ALL DAY UP AT 710 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,998 YOU KNOW, MY FATHER WAS AN ELF. HE'D BE WORKING ALL DAY UP AT THE NORTH POLE BUILDING TOYS. 711 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,733 HE'D BE WORKING ALL DAY UP AT THE NORTH POLE BUILDING TOYS. BUT, OF COURSE, LIKE ALL MY 712 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:51,935 THE NORTH POLE BUILDING TOYS. BUT, OF COURSE, LIKE ALL MY STORIES, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 713 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:52,503 BUT, OF COURSE, LIKE ALL MY STORIES, THAT'S NOT TRUE. ¶ DECK THE HALLS 714 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:54,605 STORIES, THAT'S NOT TRUE. ¶ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ¶ 715 00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:56,273 ¶ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ¶ ¶ FA LA LA LA LA 716 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:57,841 WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ¶ ¶ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA ME GUSTA MUCHO 717 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,110 ¶ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA ME GUSTA MUCHO EL DASHER EL DANCER 718 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,746 LA LA ME GUSTA MUCHO EL DASHER EL DANCER EL PRANCER Y VIXEN ¶ 719 00:28:02,748 --> 00:28:03,847 EL DASHER EL DANCER EL PRANCER Y VIXEN ¶ >> PLUS, "SILENT NIGHT" BY 720 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,050 EL PRANCER Y VIXEN ¶ >> PLUS, "SILENT NIGHT" BY KATE BUSH AND YOKO ONO. 721 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,718 >> PLUS, "SILENT NIGHT" BY KATE BUSH AND YOKO ONO. ¶ SILENT NIGHT 722 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,286 KATE BUSH AND YOKO ONO. ¶ SILENT NIGHT IT'S WHITE AND IT'S NIGHT 723 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,989 ¶ SILENT NIGHT IT'S WHITE AND IT'S NIGHT AND IT'S SILENT 724 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,624 IT'S WHITE AND IT'S NIGHT AND IT'S SILENT SILENT NIGHT ¶ 725 00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:15,325 AND IT'S SILENT SILENT NIGHT ¶ ¶¶ 726 00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:18,529 SILENT NIGHT ¶ ¶¶ [ SCREAMING ] 727 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,764 ¶¶ [ SCREAMING ] >> NEXT UP, A VERY SPECIAL DUET. 728 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:22,900 [ SCREAMING ] >> NEXT UP, A VERY SPECIAL DUET. ¶ MERRY SUPER CHRISTMAS ¶ 729 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:23,500 >> NEXT UP, A VERY SPECIAL DUET. ¶ MERRY SUPER CHRISTMAS ¶ >> WITH THE LEGENDARY 730 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,069 ¶ MERRY SUPER CHRISTMAS ¶ >> WITH THE LEGENDARY STEVIE WONDER -- 731 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,170 >> WITH THE LEGENDARY STEVIE WONDER -- ¶ I'M DECKING 732 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,838 STEVIE WONDER -- ¶ I'M DECKING ALL THE HALLS ¶ 733 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,075 ¶ I'M DECKING ALL THE HALLS ¶ >> AND RISING STAR BENSON BOONE. 734 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,142 ALL THE HALLS ¶ >> AND RISING STAR BENSON BOONE. ¶ MERRY SUPER CHRISTMAS ¶ 735 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:34,878 >> AND RISING STAR BENSON BOONE. ¶ MERRY SUPER CHRISTMAS ¶ >> OH! 736 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,979 ¶ MERRY SUPER CHRISTMAS ¶ >> OH! OH, MY GOD, BENSON BOONE JUST 737 00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:37,614 >> OH! OH, MY GOD, BENSON BOONE JUST FLIPPED INTO MY PIANO WEARING A 738 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:39,817 OH, MY GOD, BENSON BOONE JUST FLIPPED INTO MY PIANO WEARING A BLUE SEQUINED SUIT. 739 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:50,127 FLIPPED INTO MY PIANO WEARING A BLUE SEQUINED SUIT. I MEAN, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING. 740 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:50,861 BLUE SEQUINED SUIT. I MEAN, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING. >> AND "O HOLY NIGHT" BY BJORK 741 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:51,762 I MEAN, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING. >> AND "O HOLY NIGHT" BY BJORK AND POST MALONE. 742 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:52,296 >> AND "O HOLY NIGHT" BY BJORK AND POST MALONE. ¶ O HOLY NIGHT 743 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:53,464 AND POST MALONE. ¶ O HOLY NIGHT THE SKIES ARE 744 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:54,031 ¶ O HOLY NIGHT THE SKIES ARE SHINING BRIGHT ¶ 745 00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,065 THE SKIES ARE SHINING BRIGHT ¶ ¶ LOOK AT THE STARS 746 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,166 SHINING BRIGHT ¶ ¶ LOOK AT THE STARS IT'S A VERY JESUS NIGHT ¶ 747 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:56,700 ¶ LOOK AT THE STARS IT'S A VERY JESUS NIGHT ¶ ¶¶ 748 00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:57,835 IT'S A VERY JESUS NIGHT ¶ ¶¶ >> SHH. 749 00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:58,969 ¶¶ >> SHH. ¶ THE TREE IS CRYING 750 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:03,740 >> SHH. ¶ THE TREE IS CRYING SILVER TEARS ¶ 751 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:04,842 ¶ THE TREE IS CRYING SILVER TEARS ¶ >> AND AN ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS 752 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:05,509 SILVER TEARS ¶ >> AND AN ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS SONG BY LIL JON AND "SNL'S" 753 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:06,543 >> AND AN ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS SONG BY LIL JON AND "SNL'S" JANE WICKLINE. 754 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:07,144 SONG BY LIL JON AND "SNL'S" JANE WICKLINE. ¶ CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE 755 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:07,711 JANE WICKLINE. ¶ CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE ON FEBRUARY 10th ¶ 756 00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:08,712 ¶ CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE ON FEBRUARY 10th ¶ ¶ WHAT ¶ 757 00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:09,413 ON FEBRUARY 10th ¶ ¶ WHAT ¶ ¶ THAT'S WHEN I'M FREE AND 758 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:09,980 ¶ WHAT ¶ ¶ THAT'S WHEN I'M FREE AND I WANT TO DO SOMETHING 759 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:10,981 ¶ THAT'S WHEN I'M FREE AND I WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT WEEKEND ¶ 760 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,049 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT WEEKEND ¶ ¶ OKAY ¶ 761 00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:13,083 THAT WEEKEND ¶ ¶ OKAY ¶ >> PLUS, SINGING "I'LL BE HOME 762 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,118 ¶ OKAY ¶ >> PLUS, SINGING "I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS," IT'S 763 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,252 >> PLUS, SINGING "I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS," IT'S CAMERON WINTER FROM GEESE. 764 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,887 FOR CHRISTMAS," IT'S CAMERON WINTER FROM GEESE. ¶¶ 765 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:18,522 CAMERON WINTER FROM GEESE. ¶¶ ¶ I'LL BE HOME 766 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,124 ¶¶ ¶ I'LL BE HOME I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS 767 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,326 ¶ I'LL BE HOME I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS WITH MY FAMILY ¶ 768 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:26,697 I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS WITH MY FAMILY ¶ >> AND ONCE AGAIN, BENSON BOONE. 769 00:29:26,699 --> 00:29:27,798 WITH MY FAMILY ¶ >> AND ONCE AGAIN, BENSON BOONE. AND TO CLOSE THINGS OUT, A 770 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,433 >> AND ONCE AGAIN, BENSON BOONE. AND TO CLOSE THINGS OUT, A STIRRING HANUKKAH DUET BETWEEN 771 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:31,602 AND TO CLOSE THINGS OUT, A STIRRING HANUKKAH DUET BETWEEN ANDREA BOCELLI AND CELINE DION. 772 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:34,872 STIRRING HANUKKAH DUET BETWEEN ANDREA BOCELLI AND CELINE DION. ¶¶ 773 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:48,385 ANDREA BOCELLI AND CELINE DION. ¶¶ [ SINGING IN A GLOBAL LANGUAGE ] 774 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:12,209 ¶¶ 775 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:27,090 >> IT'S THE RANDOM DUET CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR, COMING TO PEACOCK 776 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,158 CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR, COMING TO PEACOCK DECEMBER 33rd -- WHAT? 777 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:35,499 SPECTACULAR, COMING TO PEACOCK DECEMBER 33rd -- WHAT? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. 778 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:44,474 >>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE COURT, THE PREPONDERANCE OF THE EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWS THAT THIS 779 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:47,211 COURT, THE PREPONDERANCE OF THE EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWS THAT THIS DERANGED MAN, LAMONT BROWN, IS 780 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:48,879 EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWS THAT THIS DERANGED MAN, LAMONT BROWN, IS GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES OF 781 00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:51,582 DERANGED MAN, LAMONT BROWN, IS GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES OF BURGLARY. 782 00:30:51,584 --> 00:30:54,985 GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES OF BURGLARY. WE HAVE SECURITY FOOTAGE SHOWING 783 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:57,888 BURGLARY. WE HAVE SECURITY FOOTAGE SHOWING MR. BROWN BREAKING INTO SEVERAL 784 00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:00,624 WE HAVE SECURITY FOOTAGE SHOWING MR. BROWN BREAKING INTO SEVERAL HOMES IN THE AREA AND FLEEING 785 00:31:00,626 --> 00:31:03,360 MR. BROWN BREAKING INTO SEVERAL HOMES IN THE AREA AND FLEEING WITH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH 786 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,295 HOMES IN THE AREA AND FLEEING WITH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF MERCHANDISE IN A LARGE BAG. 787 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,397 WITH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF MERCHANDISE IN A LARGE BAG. THE MAN IS CLEARLY UNSTABLE, AND 788 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,600 OF MERCHANDISE IN A LARGE BAG. THE MAN IS CLEARLY UNSTABLE, AND THE PROSECUTION RECOMMENDS HE 789 00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:10,667 THE MAN IS CLEARLY UNSTABLE, AND THE PROSECUTION RECOMMENDS HE REMAINS IN STATE CUSTODY AND 790 00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,336 THE PROSECUTION RECOMMENDS HE REMAINS IN STATE CUSTODY AND RECEIVES A THOROUGH PSYCHIATRIC 791 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,204 REMAINS IN STATE CUSTODY AND RECEIVES A THOROUGH PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION. 792 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:14,571 RECEIVES A THOROUGH PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION. THANK YOU. 793 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:15,339 EVALUATION. THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. 794 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,507 THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. MR. BROWN, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF 795 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,609 >> THANK YOU. MR. BROWN, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF CASES, AND I TEND TO AGREE WITH 796 00:31:18,611 --> 00:31:19,676 MR. BROWN, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF CASES, AND I TEND TO AGREE WITH THE PROSECUTION. 797 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,311 CASES, AND I TEND TO AGREE WITH THE PROSECUTION. YOU'VE CHOSEN TO REPRESENT 798 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:22,379 THE PROSECUTION. YOU'VE CHOSEN TO REPRESENT YOURSELF, WHICH AS THE SAYING 799 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,480 YOU'VE CHOSEN TO REPRESENT YOURSELF, WHICH AS THE SAYING GOES, IMPLIES YOU HAVE A FOOL 800 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:27,351 YOURSELF, WHICH AS THE SAYING GOES, IMPLIES YOU HAVE A FOOL FOR A CLIENT. 801 00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:27,784 GOES, IMPLIES YOU HAVE A FOOL FOR A CLIENT. >> THANK YOU. 802 00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:29,019 FOR A CLIENT. >> THANK YOU. >> IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE 803 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:37,861 >> THANK YOU. >> IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY BEFORE THE JURY DELIVERS 804 00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:39,096 >> IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY BEFORE THE JURY DELIVERS A VERDICT? 805 00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:41,965 TO SAY BEFORE THE JURY DELIVERS A VERDICT? >> WELL, IF IT'S OKAY YOUR 806 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:42,699 A VERDICT? >> WELL, IF IT'S OKAY YOUR HONOR, GIRL, I'D LIKE 807 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:46,103 >> WELL, IF IT'S OKAY YOUR HONOR, GIRL, I'D LIKE TO MAKE ONE LAST PLEA IN THE 808 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:47,771 HONOR, GIRL, I'D LIKE TO MAKE ONE LAST PLEA IN THE FORM OF A CLASSIC CHRISTMAS 809 00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:48,071 TO MAKE ONE LAST PLEA IN THE FORM OF A CLASSIC CHRISTMAS SONG. 810 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:52,409 FORM OF A CLASSIC CHRISTMAS SONG. >> A CHRISTMAS SONG? 811 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:52,943 SONG. >> A CHRISTMAS SONG? UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT 812 00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:53,677 >> A CHRISTMAS SONG? UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S YOUR TIME, 813 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:55,145 UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S YOUR TIME, MR. BROWN, USE IT AS YOU SEE 814 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,914 YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S YOUR TIME, MR. BROWN, USE IT AS YOU SEE FIT. 815 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,083 MR. BROWN, USE IT AS YOU SEE FIT. ¶ NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY YOU 816 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,219 FIT. ¶ NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY YOU WON'T BELIEVE ¶ 817 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:03,820 ¶ NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY YOU WON'T BELIEVE ¶ ¶ MY ALIBI AND I CAN'T BREAK 818 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:08,191 WON'T BELIEVE ¶ ¶ MY ALIBI AND I CAN'T BREAK THROUGH ¶ 819 00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:11,428 ¶ MY ALIBI AND I CAN'T BREAK THROUGH ¶ ¶ THERE'S NO TALKING TO YOU IT'S 820 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:16,933 THROUGH ¶ ¶ THERE'S NO TALKING TO YOU IT'S SO SAD I'M ARRESTED ¶ 821 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:20,237 ¶ THERE'S NO TALKING TO YOU IT'S SO SAD I'M ARRESTED ¶ ¶ ALL THE TOYS I'VE INVESTED BUT 822 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,939 SO SAD I'M ARRESTED ¶ ¶ ALL THE TOYS I'VE INVESTED BUT AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE ¶ 823 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,574 ¶ ALL THE TOYS I'VE INVESTED BUT AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE ¶ ¶ YOU'RE GONNA BE THE NAUGHTY 824 00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:27,844 AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE ¶ ¶ YOU'RE GONNA BE THE NAUGHTY ONE, OH ¶ 825 00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:30,013 ¶ YOU'RE GONNA BE THE NAUGHTY ONE, OH ¶ ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA 826 00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:34,985 ONE, OH ¶ ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ 827 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,119 ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ ¶ I DELIVER PRESENTS FROM MY 828 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:41,725 CLAUS ¶ ¶ I DELIVER PRESENTS FROM MY SLEIGH ¶ 829 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,427 ¶ I DELIVER PRESENTS FROM MY SLEIGH ¶ ¶ I REALLY THINK A WARNING 830 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:44,361 SLEIGH ¶ ¶ I REALLY THINK A WARNING IS ENOUGH ¶ 831 00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:46,029 ¶ I REALLY THINK A WARNING IS ENOUGH ¶ ¶ JUDGE WOULD YOU BELIEVE I'M 832 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:49,833 IS ENOUGH ¶ ¶ JUDGE WOULD YOU BELIEVE I'M BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ 833 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:50,934 ¶ JUDGE WOULD YOU BELIEVE I'M BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ ¶ I CAN'T STAY IN JAIL ANOTHER 834 00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:54,271 BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ ¶ I CAN'T STAY IN JAIL ANOTHER DAY ¶ 835 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,372 ¶ I CAN'T STAY IN JAIL ANOTHER DAY ¶ ¶ I REALLY DON'T THINK I BROKE 836 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:58,642 DAY ¶ ¶ I REALLY DON'T THINK I BROKE NO LAWS JUDGE ¶ 837 00:32:58,644 --> 00:32:59,710 ¶ I REALLY DON'T THINK I BROKE NO LAWS JUDGE ¶ >> THAT'S ENOUGH, MR. BROWN. 838 00:32:59,712 --> 00:33:00,811 NO LAWS JUDGE ¶ >> THAT'S ENOUGH, MR. BROWN. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS CRIME 839 00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:05,282 >> THAT'S ENOUGH, MR. BROWN. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS CRIME YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH. 840 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:05,682 THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS CRIME YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH. AND NOW THAT 841 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:08,719 YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH. AND NOW THAT YOU'VE EXPLAINED YOURSELF, 842 00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:10,220 AND NOW THAT YOU'VE EXPLAINED YOURSELF, I GUESS YOU'RE FREE TO GO. 843 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:12,956 YOU'VE EXPLAINED YOURSELF, I GUESS YOU'RE FREE TO GO. >> WAIT, I'M SORRY, FREE TO GO? 844 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,558 I GUESS YOU'RE FREE TO GO. >> WAIT, I'M SORRY, FREE TO GO? YOUR HONOR, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY 845 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,828 >> WAIT, I'M SORRY, FREE TO GO? YOUR HONOR, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS NUT JOB DO YOU? 846 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:20,864 YOUR HONOR, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS NUT JOB DO YOU? >> WATCH YOUR MOUTH COUNSELOR, 847 00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:22,132 BELIEVE THIS NUT JOB DO YOU? >> WATCH YOUR MOUTH COUNSELOR, THAT'S SANTA CLAUS, HE CAN HEAR 848 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:22,399 >> WATCH YOUR MOUTH COUNSELOR, THAT'S SANTA CLAUS, HE CAN HEAR YOU. 849 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:25,502 THAT'S SANTA CLAUS, HE CAN HEAR YOU. HE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE. 850 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:28,171 YOU. HE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE. >> THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY NOT 851 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:28,472 HE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE. >> THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY NOT SANTA. 852 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:29,272 >> THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY NOT SANTA. >> WHY CAN'T I BE SANTA BECAUSE 853 00:33:29,274 --> 00:33:31,441 SANTA. >> WHY CAN'T I BE SANTA BECAUSE I'M BLACK? 854 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:35,712 >> WHY CAN'T I BE SANTA BECAUSE I'M BLACK? >> NO! 855 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:36,012 I'M BLACK? >> NO! OKAY. 856 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:36,813 >> NO! OKAY. BECAUSE WE HAVE YOU ON CAMERA 857 00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:38,448 OKAY. BECAUSE WE HAVE YOU ON CAMERA STEALING FROM PEOPLE'S HOMES. 858 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:42,285 BECAUSE WE HAVE YOU ON CAMERA STEALING FROM PEOPLE'S HOMES. >> SO WHAT THAT MEAN? 859 00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:43,420 STEALING FROM PEOPLE'S HOMES. >> SO WHAT THAT MEAN? >> IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SANTA, 860 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:45,589 >> SO WHAT THAT MEAN? >> IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SANTA, YOU'RE A BURGLAR. 861 00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:47,758 >> IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SANTA, YOU'RE A BURGLAR. >> WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH? 862 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,926 YOU'RE A BURGLAR. >> WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH? >> WHAT? 863 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:54,064 >> WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH? >> WHAT? >> DON'T YOU SEE, YOUNG MAN, 864 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,465 >> WHAT? >> DON'T YOU SEE, YOUNG MAN, SANTA CAN BE ANYTHING THAT YOU 865 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:55,932 >> DON'T YOU SEE, YOUNG MAN, SANTA CAN BE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE. 866 00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,667 SANTA CAN BE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE. WHITE, BLACK, BURGLAR. 867 00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,336 WANT HIM TO BE. WHITE, BLACK, BURGLAR. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE. 868 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,404 WHITE, BLACK, BURGLAR. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE. DO YOU? 869 00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:03,707 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE. DO YOU? >> DO I WHAT? 870 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:04,775 DO YOU? >> DO I WHAT? ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA 871 00:34:04,777 --> 00:34:07,477 >> DO I WHAT? ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ 872 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,112 ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ >> NO! 873 00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:10,213 CLAUS ¶ >> NO! >> OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. 874 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,348 >> NO! >> OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. >> SUSTAINED! 875 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,416 >> OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. >> SUSTAINED! WATCH IT, COUNSELOR, YOU'RE ON 876 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:17,821 >> SUSTAINED! WATCH IT, COUNSELOR, YOU'RE ON THIN ICE. 877 00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:20,924 WATCH IT, COUNSELOR, YOU'RE ON THIN ICE. >> I'M SORRY, YOUR HONOR, BUT 878 00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:23,326 THIN ICE. >> I'M SORRY, YOUR HONOR, BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO 879 00:34:23,328 --> 00:34:25,529 >> I'M SORRY, YOUR HONOR, BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAD THEIR VALUABLES STOLEN BY 880 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:25,896 WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAD THEIR VALUABLES STOLEN BY THIS MAN? 881 00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:26,596 HAD THEIR VALUABLES STOLEN BY THIS MAN? >> THAT'S JUST TOYS. 882 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:31,368 THIS MAN? >> THAT'S JUST TOYS. >> NO, IT'S NOT JUST TOYS. 883 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,470 >> THAT'S JUST TOYS. >> NO, IT'S NOT JUST TOYS. THERE'S LADIES UNDERWEAR IN 884 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:36,039 >> NO, IT'S NOT JUST TOYS. THERE'S LADIES UNDERWEAR IN HERE, A BUNCH OF WOMEN'S SHOES, 885 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,207 THERE'S LADIES UNDERWEAR IN HERE, A BUNCH OF WOMEN'S SHOES, YOGA PANTS. 886 00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:43,346 HERE, A BUNCH OF WOMEN'S SHOES, YOGA PANTS. >> SO WHAT THAT MEAN? 887 00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:44,981 YOGA PANTS. >> SO WHAT THAT MEAN? >> IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SANTA, 888 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:45,482 >> SO WHAT THAT MEAN? >> IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SANTA, YOU'RE A PERVERT. 889 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:46,516 >> IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SANTA, YOU'RE A PERVERT. >> WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH? 890 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:48,051 YOU'RE A PERVERT. >> WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH? >> BOTH WHAT? 891 00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:51,421 >> WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH? >> BOTH WHAT? >> DON'T YOU SEE, YOUNG MAN? 892 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:56,560 >> BOTH WHAT? >> DON'T YOU SEE, YOUNG MAN? TOYS CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT. 893 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:58,728 >> DON'T YOU SEE, YOUNG MAN? TOYS CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT. THEY CAN BE TOYS OR BRAS OR 894 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,764 TOYS CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT. THEY CAN BE TOYS OR BRAS OR DIRTY PANTIES. 895 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:04,267 THEY CAN BE TOYS OR BRAS OR DIRTY PANTIES. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE. 896 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:05,769 DIRTY PANTIES. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE. ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE THAT TOYS CAN 897 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:06,837 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE. ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE THAT TOYS CAN BE DRAWERS ¶ 898 00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:07,871 ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE THAT TOYS CAN BE DRAWERS ¶ >> NO! 899 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,606 BE DRAWERS ¶ >> NO! >> OBJECTION! 900 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,640 >> NO! >> OBJECTION! >> SUSTAINED. 901 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:11,341 >> OBJECTION! >> SUSTAINED. THAT WAS YOUR LAST STRAW, I'M 902 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,342 >> SUSTAINED. THAT WAS YOUR LAST STRAW, I'M HOLDING YOU IN CONTEMPT OF 903 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:14,845 THAT WAS YOUR LAST STRAW, I'M HOLDING YOU IN CONTEMPT OF COURT, COUNSELOR. 904 00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:15,245 HOLDING YOU IN CONTEMPT OF COURT, COUNSELOR. >> WAIT, ME? 905 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:15,946 COURT, COUNSELOR. >> WAIT, ME? FOR WHAT? 906 00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,013 >> WAIT, ME? FOR WHAT? ¶ BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN 907 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:23,687 FOR WHAT? ¶ BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ 908 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:27,224 ¶ BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ BAILIFF, GET THIS FOOL OUT OF MY 909 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:27,624 BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ BAILIFF, GET THIS FOOL OUT OF MY COURTROOM. 910 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:27,991 BAILIFF, GET THIS FOOL OUT OF MY COURTROOM. THANK YOU. 911 00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:28,792 COURTROOM. THANK YOU. >> AND BLACK SANTA, MERRY 912 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,460 THANK YOU. >> AND BLACK SANTA, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 913 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:34,798 >> AND BLACK SANTA, MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, GIRL. 914 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,899 CHRISTMAS. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, GIRL. ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA 915 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:40,203 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, GIRL. ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ 916 00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:41,571 ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶ YEAH, COME ON, EVERYBODY. 917 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:42,305 CLAUS ¶ YEAH, COME ON, EVERYBODY. ¶ I DELIVER PRESENTS FROM MY 918 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:44,107 YEAH, COME ON, EVERYBODY. ¶ I DELIVER PRESENTS FROM MY SLEIGH ¶ 919 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:46,343 ¶ I DELIVER PRESENTS FROM MY SLEIGH ¶ ¶ I REALLY THINK A WARNING IS 920 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:48,512 SLEIGH ¶ ¶ I REALLY THINK A WARNING IS ENOUGH JUDGE ¶ 921 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:50,113 ¶ I REALLY THINK A WARNING IS ENOUGH JUDGE ¶ ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA 922 00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:54,351 ENOUGH JUDGE ¶ ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶¶ 923 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:58,922 ¶ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA CLAUS ¶¶ YEAH. 924 00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:36,793 >>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHER. ¶¶ ¶¶ 925 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,361 ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶ NO ONE ON THE STREETS 926 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,030 ¶¶ ¶ NO ONE ON THE STREETS AND THE CITY IS QUIET 927 00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:41,698 ¶ NO ONE ON THE STREETS AND THE CITY IS QUIET I SHOULD BE ASLEEP 928 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,401 AND THE CITY IS QUIET I SHOULD BE ASLEEP BY THE HEAT OF THE FIRE ¶ 929 00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:47,671 I SHOULD BE ASLEEP BY THE HEAT OF THE FIRE ¶ ¶ BUT I'M ON MY WAY OUT 930 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:50,941 BY THE HEAT OF THE FIRE ¶ ¶ BUT I'M ON MY WAY OUT AND I'M GONNA STAY OUT ¶ 931 00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:53,143 ¶ BUT I'M ON MY WAY OUT AND I'M GONNA STAY OUT ¶ ¶ I CAN FEEL THE PULSE 932 00:36:53,145 --> 00:36:54,744 AND I'M GONNA STAY OUT ¶ ¶ I CAN FEEL THE PULSE AS I WALK IN THE DOOR 933 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:56,379 ¶ I CAN FEEL THE PULSE AS I WALK IN THE DOOR TAKE ME THROUGH THE CROWD 934 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:57,447 AS I WALK IN THE DOOR TAKE ME THROUGH THE CROWD TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR ¶ 935 00:36:57,449 --> 00:37:00,150 TAKE ME THROUGH THE CROWD TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR ¶ ¶ THE RED AND 936 00:37:00,152 --> 00:37:01,785 TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR ¶ ¶ THE RED AND THE GREEN LIGHTS 937 00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:05,655 ¶ THE RED AND THE GREEN LIGHTS ARE HITTING ME JUST RIGHT ¶ 938 00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:08,825 THE GREEN LIGHTS ARE HITTING ME JUST RIGHT ¶ ¶ NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS 939 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:12,796 ARE HITTING ME JUST RIGHT ¶ ¶ NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS I GOT ONE REQUEST ¶ 940 00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:16,132 ¶ NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS I GOT ONE REQUEST ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG 941 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:17,734 I GOT ONE REQUEST ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING 942 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,437 ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ 943 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,105 I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE 944 00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:23,673 ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE 945 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,342 ¶ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING 946 00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:27,477 BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 947 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,679 AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG 948 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,881 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING 949 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:34,017 ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ 950 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:36,319 I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE 951 00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:37,821 ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE 952 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:40,023 ¶ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING 953 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:44,928 BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 954 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,063 AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ EVERYBODY HERE 955 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,765 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ EVERYBODY HERE MUST BE FEELING THE SAME 956 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:49,833 ¶ EVERYBODY HERE MUST BE FEELING THE SAME NEED A LITTLE JOY 957 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:53,103 MUST BE FEELING THE SAME NEED A LITTLE JOY AND A LITTLE ESCAPE ¶ 958 00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:55,872 NEED A LITTLE JOY AND A LITTLE ESCAPE ¶ ¶ FEELING A SPIRIT 959 00:37:55,874 --> 00:38:00,710 AND A LITTLE ESCAPE ¶ ¶ FEELING A SPIRIT YOU JUST WANNA HEAR IT 960 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:03,413 ¶ FEELING A SPIRIT YOU JUST WANNA HEAR IT NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS 961 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:07,183 YOU JUST WANNA HEAR IT NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS I GOT ONE REQUEST ¶ 962 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:09,419 NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS I GOT ONE REQUEST ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG 963 00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:11,554 I GOT ONE REQUEST ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING 964 00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:13,223 ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ 965 00:38:13,225 --> 00:38:15,425 I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE 966 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,494 ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE 967 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,195 ¶ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING 968 00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:20,797 BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 969 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:24,567 AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG 970 00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:26,236 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING 971 00:38:26,238 --> 00:38:28,438 ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ 972 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,973 I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE 973 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:32,242 ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE 974 00:38:32,244 --> 00:38:33,810 ¶ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING 975 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,478 BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 976 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,113 AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING 977 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:38,248 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR 978 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:40,383 ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR THAT'S THE ONLY THING 979 00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:41,951 I WANT THIS YEAR THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 980 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,620 THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING 981 00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:45,321 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR 982 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,490 ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR THAT'S THE ONLY THING 983 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:51,861 I WANT THIS YEAR THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 984 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:56,099 THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG 985 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:59,436 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING 986 00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:03,773 ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ 987 00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:06,443 I WANNA BE DANCING DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG 988 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:09,212 DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING 989 00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:10,814 ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ 990 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:12,549 I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE 991 00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:14,751 ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE 992 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:16,419 ¶ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING 993 00:39:16,421 --> 00:39:19,089 BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 994 00:39:19,091 --> 00:39:21,758 AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG 995 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,792 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING 996 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,994 ¶ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ 997 00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:26,729 I WANNA BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE 998 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,832 ALL NIGHT LONG ¶ ¶ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE 999 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,467 ¶ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING 1000 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,735 BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 1001 00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:34,370 AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING 1002 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,972 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR 1003 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,674 ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR THAT'S THE ONLY THING 1004 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:39,309 I WANT THIS YEAR THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 1005 00:39:39,311 --> 00:39:42,078 THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING 1006 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,179 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR 1007 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:44,747 ¶ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR THAT'S THE ONLY THING 1008 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:47,984 I WANT THIS YEAR THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ 1009 00:39:47,986 --> 00:40:02,165 THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1010 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:22,802 I WANT THIS YEAR ¶ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. 1011 00:40:22,804 --> 00:40:23,136 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. ¶¶ 1012 00:40:23,138 --> 00:40:24,237 THANK YOU. ¶¶ >>> IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH 1013 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:28,808 ¶¶ >>> IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. 1014 00:40:34,582 --> 00:40:37,150 >> GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE," I'M MICHAEL CHE. 1015 00:40:37,152 --> 00:40:42,021 >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE," I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. 1016 00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:44,224 I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. WELL, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR 1017 00:40:44,226 --> 00:40:45,325 >> I'M COLIN JOST. WELL, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT 1018 00:40:45,327 --> 00:40:46,392 WELL, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE MAN WHO FLIES THROUGH THE 1019 00:40:46,394 --> 00:40:48,027 WHEN EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE MAN WHO FLIES THROUGH THE AIR TO VISIT CHILDREN ALL OVER 1020 00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:50,797 THE MAN WHO FLIES THROUGH THE AIR TO VISIT CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD -- JEFFREY EPSTEIN. 1021 00:40:50,799 --> 00:40:52,432 AIR TO VISIT CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD -- JEFFREY EPSTEIN. YESTERDAY THE DEPARTMENT OF 1022 00:40:52,434 --> 00:40:53,633 THE WORLD -- JEFFREY EPSTEIN. YESTERDAY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE RELEASED ANOTHER BATCH 1023 00:40:53,635 --> 00:40:54,767 YESTERDAY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE RELEASED ANOTHER BATCH OF EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS WHICH 1024 00:40:54,769 --> 00:41:00,106 JUSTICE RELEASED ANOTHER BATCH OF EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS WHICH CRITICS POINTED OUT DELIBERATELY 1025 00:41:00,108 --> 00:41:01,841 OF EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS WHICH CRITICS POINTED OUT DELIBERATELY OMITTED REFERENCES TO DONALD 1026 00:41:01,843 --> 00:41:02,375 CRITICS POINTED OUT DELIBERATELY OMITTED REFERENCES TO DONALD TRUMP IN A TOTALLY 1027 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,409 OMITTED REFERENCES TO DONALD TRUMP IN A TOTALLY NONSUSPICIOUS WAY. 1028 00:41:03,411 --> 00:41:04,477 TRUMP IN A TOTALLY NONSUSPICIOUS WAY. AND IT'S NOT FAIR, DONALD TRUMP 1029 00:41:04,479 --> 00:41:05,578 NONSUSPICIOUS WAY. AND IT'S NOT FAIR, DONALD TRUMP WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE 1030 00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:06,679 AND IT'S NOT FAIR, DONALD TRUMP WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. 1031 00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:09,415 WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. LIKE WHEN "HOUSE OF CARDS" 1032 00:41:09,417 --> 00:41:12,452 EPSTEIN FILES. LIKE WHEN "HOUSE OF CARDS" SUDDENLY STOPPED STARRING KEVIN 1033 00:41:12,454 --> 00:41:12,785 LIKE WHEN "HOUSE OF CARDS" SUDDENLY STOPPED STARRING KEVIN SPACEY. 1034 00:41:12,787 --> 00:41:14,487 SUDDENLY STOPPED STARRING KEVIN SPACEY. PROBABLY BECAUSE HE HAD BOOKED A 1035 00:41:14,489 --> 00:41:18,424 SPACEY. PROBABLY BECAUSE HE HAD BOOKED A RECURRING ROLE IN THE EPSTEIN 1036 00:41:18,426 --> 00:41:18,725 PROBABLY BECAUSE HE HAD BOOKED A RECURRING ROLE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. 1037 00:41:18,727 --> 00:41:19,425 RECURRING ROLE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. >> THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT 1038 00:41:19,427 --> 00:41:21,628 FILES. >> THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCED IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE 1039 00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:25,198 >> THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCED IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RELEASE ALL OF THE FILES BY 1040 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,499 ANNOUNCED IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RELEASE ALL OF THE FILES BY YESTERDAY'S DEADLINE. 1041 00:41:26,501 --> 00:41:26,833 TO RELEASE ALL OF THE FILES BY YESTERDAY'S DEADLINE. I GUESS 1042 00:41:26,835 --> 00:41:27,567 YESTERDAY'S DEADLINE. I GUESS THEY KEPT RUNNING OUT OF BLACK 1043 00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:28,067 I GUESS THEY KEPT RUNNING OUT OF BLACK INK. 1044 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:31,771 THEY KEPT RUNNING OUT OF BLACK INK. THOSE FILES WERE SO BORING, THE 1045 00:41:31,773 --> 00:41:34,807 INK. THOSE FILES WERE SO BORING, THE ONLY INTERESTING THING I SAW WAS 1046 00:41:34,809 --> 00:41:38,177 THOSE FILES WERE SO BORING, THE ONLY INTERESTING THING I SAW WAS THIS PICTURE OF BILL CLINTON 1047 00:41:38,179 --> 00:41:43,216 ONLY INTERESTING THING I SAW WAS THIS PICTURE OF BILL CLINTON HUGGED UP ON MELANIA. 1048 00:41:43,218 --> 00:41:44,117 THIS PICTURE OF BILL CLINTON HUGGED UP ON MELANIA. >> HEALTH SECRETARY ROBERT F. 1049 00:41:44,119 --> 00:41:45,251 HUGGED UP ON MELANIA. >> HEALTH SECRETARY ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR., SEEN HERE 1050 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,987 >> HEALTH SECRETARY ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR., SEEN HERE DESCRIBING HOW CLOSE HE IS TO 1051 00:41:47,989 --> 00:41:50,089 KENNEDY JR., SEEN HERE DESCRIBING HOW CLOSE HE IS TO BLACKFACE, ANNOUNCED THAT THE 1052 00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:51,291 DESCRIBING HOW CLOSE HE IS TO BLACKFACE, ANNOUNCED THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL PULL 1053 00:41:51,293 --> 00:41:52,926 BLACKFACE, ANNOUNCED THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL PULL FUNDING FROM HOSPITALS THAT 1054 00:41:52,928 --> 00:41:54,994 FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL PULL FUNDING FROM HOSPITALS THAT OFFER GENDER AFFIRMING CARE TO 1055 00:41:54,996 --> 00:41:56,696 FUNDING FROM HOSPITALS THAT OFFER GENDER AFFIRMING CARE TO TRANSGENDER MINORS, AND YET RFK 1056 00:41:56,698 --> 00:41:58,798 OFFER GENDER AFFIRMING CARE TO TRANSGENDER MINORS, AND YET RFK IS ALLOWED TO SLOWLY TRANSITION 1057 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:12,579 TRANSGENDER MINORS, AND YET RFK IS ALLOWED TO SLOWLY TRANSITION INTO WILSON THE VOLLEYBALL. 1058 00:42:12,581 --> 00:42:13,613 IS ALLOWED TO SLOWLY TRANSITION INTO WILSON THE VOLLEYBALL. >> PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED IN 1059 00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:14,314 INTO WILSON THE VOLLEYBALL. >> PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED IN HIS SPEECH THAT FOR THE PAST 1060 00:42:14,316 --> 00:42:15,014 >> PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED IN HIS SPEECH THAT FOR THE PAST SEVEN MONTHS THERE HAVE BEEN 1061 00:42:15,016 --> 00:42:15,882 HIS SPEECH THAT FOR THE PAST SEVEN MONTHS THERE HAVE BEEN ZERO ILLEGAL ALIENS ALLOWED INTO 1062 00:42:15,884 --> 00:42:16,316 SEVEN MONTHS THERE HAVE BEEN ZERO ILLEGAL ALIENS ALLOWED INTO THIS COUNTRY. 1063 00:42:16,318 --> 00:42:18,885 ZERO ILLEGAL ALIENS ALLOWED INTO THIS COUNTRY. ZERO? 1064 00:42:18,887 --> 00:42:23,323 THIS COUNTRY. ZERO? I JUST GOT A LAP DANCE FROM TWO 1065 00:42:23,325 --> 00:42:24,424 ZERO? I JUST GOT A LAP DANCE FROM TWO LAST NIGHT. 1066 00:42:24,426 --> 00:42:25,158 I JUST GOT A LAP DANCE FROM TWO LAST NIGHT. >> DURING A WHITE HOUSE EVENT AN 1067 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,092 LAST NIGHT. >> DURING A WHITE HOUSE EVENT AN IOWA FARMER SAID THAT HIS SON 1068 00:42:26,094 --> 00:42:26,826 >> DURING A WHITE HOUSE EVENT AN IOWA FARMER SAID THAT HIS SON TOLD HIM QUOTE, DADDY, I DON'T 1069 00:42:26,828 --> 00:42:27,694 IOWA FARMER SAID THAT HIS SON TOLD HIM QUOTE, DADDY, I DON'T WANT SANTA CLAUS TO COME TO OUR 1070 00:42:27,696 --> 00:42:28,361 TOLD HIM QUOTE, DADDY, I DON'T WANT SANTA CLAUS TO COME TO OUR HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS, I WANT 1071 00:42:28,363 --> 00:42:29,896 WANT SANTA CLAUS TO COME TO OUR HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS, I WANT PRESIDENT TRUMP. 1072 00:42:29,898 --> 00:42:30,863 HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS, I WANT PRESIDENT TRUMP. AND TRUMP HAS BEEN PRACTICING 1073 00:42:30,865 --> 00:42:33,032 PRESIDENT TRUMP. AND TRUMP HAS BEEN PRACTICING BEING SANTA BY SLIDING DOWN THIS 1074 00:42:33,034 --> 00:42:41,741 AND TRUMP HAS BEEN PRACTICING BEING SANTA BY SLIDING DOWN THIS HORIZONTAL CHIMNEY. 1075 00:42:41,743 --> 00:42:41,975 BEING SANTA BY SLIDING DOWN THIS HORIZONTAL CHIMNEY. >> 1076 00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:43,409 HORIZONTAL CHIMNEY. >> A STATUE HAS BEEN UNVEILED FOR A 1077 00:42:43,411 --> 00:42:45,612 >> A STATUE HAS BEEN UNVEILED FOR A BLACK TEENAGER WHO LED A PROTEST 1078 00:42:45,614 --> 00:42:47,246 A STATUE HAS BEEN UNVEILED FOR A BLACK TEENAGER WHO LED A PROTEST AGAINST SEGREGATION. 1079 00:42:47,248 --> 00:42:51,351 BLACK TEENAGER WHO LED A PROTEST AGAINST SEGREGATION. BEHIND IT, THOMAS JEFFERSON 1080 00:42:51,353 --> 00:43:00,526 AGAINST SEGREGATION. BEHIND IT, THOMAS JEFFERSON GOING HUMPH. 1081 00:43:00,528 --> 00:43:02,595 BEHIND IT, THOMAS JEFFERSON GOING HUMPH. >> MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE 1082 00:43:02,597 --> 00:43:06,265 GOING HUMPH. >> MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE ANNOUNCED SHE'S ENGAGED TO A 1083 00:43:06,267 --> 00:43:07,367 >> MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE ANNOUNCED SHE'S ENGAGED TO A PRO-TRUMP PUNDIT. 1084 00:43:07,369 --> 00:43:09,002 ANNOUNCED SHE'S ENGAGED TO A PRO-TRUMP PUNDIT. I JUST WANT TO SEE THE SIZE OF 1085 00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:14,107 PRO-TRUMP PUNDIT. I JUST WANT TO SEE THE SIZE OF THE ROCK THAT GUY MUST BE 1086 00:43:14,109 --> 00:43:14,440 I JUST WANT TO SEE THE SIZE OF THE ROCK THAT GUY MUST BE SMOKING. 1087 00:43:14,442 --> 00:43:15,174 THE ROCK THAT GUY MUST BE SMOKING. >> WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF 1088 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,477 SMOKING. >> WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF SUSIE WILES, SEEN HERE HAVING A 1089 00:43:17,479 --> 00:43:18,444 >> WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF SUSIE WILES, SEEN HERE HAVING A STARING CONTEST WITH KASH PATEL, 1090 00:43:18,446 --> 00:43:19,145 SUSIE WILES, SEEN HERE HAVING A STARING CONTEST WITH KASH PATEL, SAID IN A NEW INTERVIEW THAT 1091 00:43:19,147 --> 00:43:20,146 STARING CONTEST WITH KASH PATEL, SAID IN A NEW INTERVIEW THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS AN 1092 00:43:20,148 --> 00:43:23,349 SAID IN A NEW INTERVIEW THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS AN ALCOHOLIC'S PERSONALITY. 1093 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:25,218 PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS AN ALCOHOLIC'S PERSONALITY. HEY, DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE HIM 1094 00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:31,624 ALCOHOLIC'S PERSONALITY. HEY, DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE HIM TO MY FRIEND, MICHAEL CHE. 1095 00:43:31,626 --> 00:43:38,865 HEY, DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE HIM TO MY FRIEND, MICHAEL CHE. >> THIS IS VERY NICE. 1096 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:39,499 TO MY FRIEND, MICHAEL CHE. >> THIS IS VERY NICE. WHILE MANY AMERICANS FEEL 1097 00:43:39,501 --> 00:43:40,199 >> THIS IS VERY NICE. WHILE MANY AMERICANS FEEL LESS HOLIDAY CHEER AS WE GET 1098 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:40,900 WHILE MANY AMERICANS FEEL LESS HOLIDAY CHEER AS WE GET OLDER, IT'S IMPORTANT TO MAKE 1099 00:43:40,902 --> 00:43:41,534 LESS HOLIDAY CHEER AS WE GET OLDER, IT'S IMPORTANT TO MAKE THIS TIME SPECIAL FOR THE 1100 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:41,901 OLDER, IT'S IMPORTANT TO MAKE THIS TIME SPECIAL FOR THE CHILDREN. 1101 00:43:41,903 --> 00:43:42,669 THIS TIME SPECIAL FOR THE CHILDREN. HERE TO TELL US WHAT HE WANTS 1102 00:43:42,671 --> 00:43:43,736 CHILDREN. HERE TO TELL US WHAT HE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD 1103 00:43:43,738 --> 00:43:46,472 HERE TO TELL US WHAT HE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW, TYSON. 1104 00:43:46,474 --> 00:43:47,640 FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW, TYSON. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, UNCLE CHE. 1105 00:43:47,642 --> 00:43:52,845 NEPHEW, TYSON. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, UNCLE CHE. YAY! 1106 00:43:52,847 --> 00:43:54,947 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, UNCLE CHE. YAY! >> YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIG FOR 1107 00:43:54,949 --> 00:43:55,381 YAY! >> YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIG FOR YAY, BUT OKAY. 1108 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:59,752 >> YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIG FOR YAY, BUT OKAY. YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO SHARE 1109 00:43:59,754 --> 00:44:02,188 YAY, BUT OKAY. YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO SHARE YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH LIST. 1110 00:44:02,190 --> 00:44:02,622 YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO SHARE YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH LIST. >> I SURE DO. 1111 00:44:02,624 --> 00:44:03,356 YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH LIST. >> I SURE DO. DO YOU THINK SANTA IS WATCHING 1112 00:44:03,358 --> 00:44:04,257 >> I SURE DO. DO YOU THINK SANTA IS WATCHING "SNL"? 1113 00:44:04,259 --> 00:44:04,924 DO YOU THINK SANTA IS WATCHING "SNL"? >> I MEAN I THINK SANTA IS 1114 00:44:04,926 --> 00:44:05,391 "SNL"? >> I MEAN I THINK SANTA IS WATCHING. 1115 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,492 >> I MEAN I THINK SANTA IS WATCHING. HE'S OVER 100 AND WHITE, SO 1116 00:44:06,494 --> 00:44:07,460 WATCHING. HE'S OVER 100 AND WHITE, SO PROBABLY. 1117 00:44:07,462 --> 00:44:09,062 HE'S OVER 100 AND WHITE, SO PROBABLY. >> WOW. 1118 00:44:09,064 --> 00:44:12,231 PROBABLY. >> WOW. THAT'S SO COOL. 1119 00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:14,333 >> WOW. THAT'S SO COOL. CAN I SAY SOMETHING TO HIM 1120 00:44:14,335 --> 00:44:14,701 THAT'S SO COOL. CAN I SAY SOMETHING TO HIM DIRECTLY? 1121 00:44:14,703 --> 00:44:15,702 CAN I SAY SOMETHING TO HIM DIRECTLY? >> SURE, GO AHEAD. 1122 00:44:15,704 --> 00:44:17,503 DIRECTLY? >> SURE, GO AHEAD. LOOK IN THAT CAMERA, SAY WHAT 1123 00:44:17,505 --> 00:44:17,870 >> SURE, GO AHEAD. LOOK IN THAT CAMERA, SAY WHAT YOU WANT. 1124 00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:18,604 LOOK IN THAT CAMERA, SAY WHAT YOU WANT. >> HI SANTA, IT'S ME, TYSON, THE 1125 00:44:18,606 --> 00:44:19,338 YOU WANT. >> HI SANTA, IT'S ME, TYSON, THE LITTLE BOY WHO HAS BEEN GOOD ALL 1126 00:44:19,340 --> 00:44:20,273 >> HI SANTA, IT'S ME, TYSON, THE LITTLE BOY WHO HAS BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR. 1127 00:44:20,275 --> 00:44:21,407 LITTLE BOY WHO HAS BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR. REMEMBER ME? 1128 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:23,009 YEAR. REMEMBER ME? I ASKED FOR A BIKE LAST YEAR, 1129 00:44:23,011 --> 00:44:24,043 REMEMBER ME? I ASKED FOR A BIKE LAST YEAR, AND I DIDN'T GET ONE, AND THAT 1130 00:44:24,045 --> 00:44:25,111 I ASKED FOR A BIKE LAST YEAR, AND I DIDN'T GET ONE, AND THAT KIND OF HURT MY FEELINGS. 1131 00:44:25,113 --> 00:44:26,779 AND I DIDN'T GET ONE, AND THAT KIND OF HURT MY FEELINGS. BUT THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET 1132 00:44:26,781 --> 00:44:30,650 KIND OF HURT MY FEELINGS. BUT THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET EVERYTHING I WANT. 1133 00:44:30,652 --> 00:44:32,151 BUT THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET EVERYTHING I WANT. BECAUSE ON CHRISTMAS DAY I'M 1134 00:44:32,153 --> 00:44:33,619 EVERYTHING I WANT. BECAUSE ON CHRISTMAS DAY I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE, I'M GOING 1135 00:44:33,621 --> 00:44:33,853 BECAUSE ON CHRISTMAS DAY I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE, I'M GOING TO 1136 00:44:33,855 --> 00:44:34,554 COMING TO YOUR HOUSE, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS AND GET WHAT'S 1137 00:44:34,556 --> 00:44:35,121 TO BEAT YOUR ASS AND GET WHAT'S MINE. 1138 00:44:35,123 --> 00:44:36,222 BEAT YOUR ASS AND GET WHAT'S MINE. >> WHOA, TYSON! 1139 00:44:36,224 --> 00:44:37,356 MINE. >> WHOA, TYSON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1140 00:44:37,358 --> 00:44:40,059 >> WHOA, TYSON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> WHAT? 1141 00:44:40,061 --> 00:44:42,228 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> WHAT? I'M JUST A LITTLE KID WHO REALLY 1142 00:44:42,230 --> 00:44:43,496 >> WHAT? I'M JUST A LITTLE KID WHO REALLY WANTS A BICYCLE MORE THAN 1143 00:44:43,498 --> 00:44:47,066 I'M JUST A LITTLE KID WHO REALLY WANTS A BICYCLE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. 1144 00:44:47,068 --> 00:44:48,468 WANTS A BICYCLE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. >> WELL, THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE A 1145 00:44:48,470 --> 00:44:48,801 ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. >> WELL, THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE A THREAT. 1146 00:44:48,803 --> 00:44:51,237 >> WELL, THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE A THREAT. >> I'M SORRY. 1147 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,706 THREAT. >> I'M SORRY. CAN I KEEP TALKING TO SANTA IF I 1148 00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:54,240 >> I'M SORRY. CAN I KEEP TALKING TO SANTA IF I PROMISE TO BE NICE? 1149 00:44:54,242 --> 00:44:54,907 CAN I KEEP TALKING TO SANTA IF I PROMISE TO BE NICE? >> YEAH, TYSON, BUT SHOW A 1150 00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:55,675 PROMISE TO BE NICE? >> YEAH, TYSON, BUT SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT. 1151 00:44:55,677 --> 00:44:56,242 >> YEAH, TYSON, BUT SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT. I MEAN I WORK HERE. 1152 00:44:56,244 --> 00:44:56,776 LITTLE RESPECT. I MEAN I WORK HERE. KIND OF. 1153 00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:57,844 I MEAN I WORK HERE. KIND OF. >> LISTEN BITCH, HERE'S HOW IT'S 1154 00:44:57,846 --> 00:44:59,512 KIND OF. >> LISTEN BITCH, HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO GO. 1155 00:44:59,514 --> 00:45:00,613 >> LISTEN BITCH, HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO GO. I'M GOING TO SNEAK INTO YOUR 1156 00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:06,319 GOING TO GO. I'M GOING TO SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE LIKE JOHN WICK, SLIDE DOWN 1157 00:45:06,321 --> 00:45:08,921 I'M GOING TO SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE LIKE JOHN WICK, SLIDE DOWN STEP ON ANY ELVES ON MY WAY, AND 1158 00:45:08,923 --> 00:45:11,324 HOUSE LIKE JOHN WICK, SLIDE DOWN STEP ON ANY ELVES ON MY WAY, AND NOT COMING ALONE WITH ME, BRING 1159 00:45:11,326 --> 00:45:14,794 STEP ON ANY ELVES ON MY WAY, AND NOT COMING ALONE WITH ME, BRING THAT LITTLE JUMBO WITH ME. 1160 00:45:14,796 --> 00:45:16,129 NOT COMING ALONE WITH ME, BRING THAT LITTLE JUMBO WITH ME. PUM PUM PUM PUM. 1161 00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:16,596 THAT LITTLE JUMBO WITH ME. PUM PUM PUM PUM. >> TYSON! 1162 00:45:16,598 --> 00:45:18,231 PUM PUM PUM PUM. >> TYSON! >> YES, UNCIE CHE? 1163 00:45:18,233 --> 00:45:18,965 >> TYSON! >> YES, UNCIE CHE? >> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A HOME 1164 00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:24,003 >> YES, UNCIE CHE? >> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A HOME INVASION AGAINST SANTA. 1165 00:45:24,005 --> 00:45:25,304 >> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A HOME INVASION AGAINST SANTA. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, 1166 00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:28,374 INVASION AGAINST SANTA. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, UNCLE CHE. 1167 00:45:28,376 --> 00:45:30,343 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, UNCLE CHE. I'M ONLY THIS MANY. 1168 00:45:30,345 --> 00:45:32,478 UNCLE CHE. I'M ONLY THIS MANY. >> ONCE YOU NEED THREE HANDS, 1169 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,747 I'M ONLY THIS MANY. >> ONCE YOU NEED THREE HANDS, YOU GOT TO STOP DOING THAT. 1170 00:45:34,749 --> 00:45:37,183 >> ONCE YOU NEED THREE HANDS, YOU GOT TO STOP DOING THAT. >> I'M ONLY IN THE THIRD GRADE. 1171 00:45:37,185 --> 00:45:38,317 YOU GOT TO STOP DOING THAT. >> I'M ONLY IN THE THIRD GRADE. >> AGAIN? 1172 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:39,552 >> I'M ONLY IN THE THIRD GRADE. >> AGAIN? >> MAYBE I CAME OFF A LITTLE 1173 00:45:39,554 --> 00:45:39,952 >> AGAIN? >> MAYBE I CAME OFF A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE. 1174 00:45:39,954 --> 00:45:40,686 >> MAYBE I CAME OFF A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE. BUT I PROMISE IT'S GOING TO END 1175 00:45:40,688 --> 00:45:41,554 AGGRESSIVE. BUT I PROMISE IT'S GOING TO END SWEET. 1176 00:45:41,556 --> 00:45:42,255 BUT I PROMISE IT'S GOING TO END SWEET. >> I'LL LET YOU FINISH SINCE 1177 00:45:42,257 --> 00:45:42,922 SWEET. >> I'LL LET YOU FINISH SINCE IT'S CHRISTMAS AND I'M NOT 1178 00:45:42,924 --> 00:45:43,790 >> I'LL LET YOU FINISH SINCE IT'S CHRISTMAS AND I'M NOT GETTING YOU ANYTHING. 1179 00:45:43,792 --> 00:45:44,857 IT'S CHRISTMAS AND I'M NOT GETTING YOU ANYTHING. >> OKAY, UNCIE CHE. 1180 00:45:44,859 --> 00:45:48,127 GETTING YOU ANYTHING. >> OKAY, UNCIE CHE. >> STOP DOING THAT! 1181 00:45:48,129 --> 00:45:50,296 >> OKAY, UNCIE CHE. >> STOP DOING THAT! >> LISTEN UP, FAT MAN, I'M NOT 1182 00:45:50,298 --> 00:45:52,498 >> STOP DOING THAT! >> LISTEN UP, FAT MAN, I'M NOT COMING FOR A BIKE ANYMORE, I'M 1183 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:56,302 >> LISTEN UP, FAT MAN, I'M NOT COMING FOR A BIKE ANYMORE, I'M COMING FOR MRS. CLAUS, THAT'S 1184 00:45:56,304 --> 00:46:00,239 COMING FOR A BIKE ANYMORE, I'M COMING FOR MRS. CLAUS, THAT'S RIGHT, SHE SLID IN MY DMs, BAD 1185 00:46:00,241 --> 00:46:03,442 COMING FOR MRS. CLAUS, THAT'S RIGHT, SHE SLID IN MY DMs, BAD I RUN A POLAR EXPRESS ON THAT 1186 00:46:03,444 --> 00:46:03,743 RIGHT, SHE SLID IN MY DMs, BAD I RUN A POLAR EXPRESS ON THAT HO. 1187 00:46:03,745 --> 00:46:05,311 I RUN A POLAR EXPRESS ON THAT HO. AND SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE 1188 00:46:05,313 --> 00:46:08,114 HO. AND SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WRAP ANYTHING EITHER, I'M 1189 00:46:08,116 --> 00:46:09,148 AND SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WRAP ANYTHING EITHER, I'M GOING TO BE BUCK NAKED. 1190 00:46:09,150 --> 00:46:09,816 TO WRAP ANYTHING EITHER, I'M GOING TO BE BUCK NAKED. >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE BUTT 1191 00:46:09,818 --> 00:46:10,116 GOING TO BE BUCK NAKED. >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE BUTT NAKED? 1192 00:46:10,118 --> 00:46:11,150 >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE BUTT NAKED? >> JUST A PUFFER JACKET AND UGG 1193 00:46:11,152 --> 00:46:13,252 NAKED? >> JUST A PUFFER JACKET AND UGG BOOTS FOR TRACTION. 1194 00:46:13,254 --> 00:46:14,320 >> JUST A PUFFER JACKET AND UGG BOOTS FOR TRACTION. >> THAT'S A GOOD CALL. 1195 00:46:14,322 --> 00:46:17,089 BOOTS FOR TRACTION. >> THAT'S A GOOD CALL. >> AFTER I SMOOTH ON YOUR BITCH, 1196 00:46:17,091 --> 00:46:19,192 >> THAT'S A GOOD CALL. >> AFTER I SMOOTH ON YOUR BITCH, I'M GOING TO GO INTO YOUR 1197 00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:21,494 >> AFTER I SMOOTH ON YOUR BITCH, I'M GOING TO GO INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND MAKE SOME DINO 1198 00:46:21,496 --> 00:46:22,395 I'M GOING TO GO INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND MAKE SOME DINO NUGGETS, AFTER ALL, I'M 12. 1199 00:46:22,397 --> 00:46:23,396 KITCHEN AND MAKE SOME DINO NUGGETS, AFTER ALL, I'M 12. >> I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THIS 1200 00:46:23,398 --> 00:46:25,798 NUGGETS, AFTER ALL, I'M 12. >> I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THIS KID, MY NEPHEW TYSON, EVERYBODY. 1201 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,669 >> I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THIS KID, MY NEPHEW TYSON, EVERYBODY. >> I'M THIS MANY! 1202 00:46:29,671 --> 00:46:30,570 KID, MY NEPHEW TYSON, EVERYBODY. >> I'M THIS MANY! MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1203 00:46:30,572 --> 00:46:32,104 >> I'M THIS MANY! MERRY CHRISTMAS. >>> TONIGHT IS OUR CHRISTMAS 1204 00:46:32,106 --> 00:46:33,606 MERRY CHRISTMAS. >>> TONIGHT IS OUR CHRISTMAS SHOW AND WE HAVE A TRADITION 1205 00:46:33,608 --> 00:46:36,309 >>> TONIGHT IS OUR CHRISTMAS SHOW AND WE HAVE A TRADITION WHERE ME AND COLIN GIVE EACH 1206 00:46:36,311 --> 00:46:39,011 SHOW AND WE HAVE A TRADITION WHERE ME AND COLIN GIVE EACH OTHER JOKES TO READ THAT NEITHER 1207 00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:43,783 WHERE ME AND COLIN GIVE EACH OTHER JOKES TO READ THAT NEITHER OF US HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE. 1208 00:46:43,785 --> 00:46:45,885 OTHER JOKES TO READ THAT NEITHER OF US HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE. >> SEE, THAT'S INTERESTING, 1209 00:46:45,887 --> 00:46:48,221 OF US HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE. >> SEE, THAT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU SPECIFICALLY SAID 1210 00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:50,122 >> SEE, THAT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU SPECIFICALLY SAID THAT WE WERE NOT DOING IT THIS 1211 00:46:50,124 --> 00:46:50,423 BECAUSE YOU SPECIFICALLY SAID THAT WE WERE NOT DOING IT THIS YEAR. 1212 00:46:50,425 --> 00:46:53,893 THAT WE WERE NOT DOING IT THIS YEAR. >> OH, DID I? 1213 00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:57,063 YEAR. >> OH, DID I? >> YES, YES, AND YOU KNOW THAT I 1214 00:46:57,065 --> 00:47:00,399 >> OH, DID I? >> YES, YES, AND YOU KNOW THAT I DID NOT WRITE ANY JOKES FOR YOU. 1215 00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:02,635 >> YES, YES, AND YOU KNOW THAT I DID NOT WRITE ANY JOKES FOR YOU. >> OH, WELL I GUESS YOU'LL JUST 1216 00:47:02,637 --> 00:47:06,205 DID NOT WRITE ANY JOKES FOR YOU. >> OH, WELL I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO READ MINE. 1217 00:47:06,207 --> 00:47:09,108 >> OH, WELL I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO READ MINE. >> OKAY. 1218 00:47:09,110 --> 00:47:14,180 HAVE TO READ MINE. >> OKAY. OKAY. 1219 00:47:14,182 --> 00:47:15,214 >> OKAY. OKAY. DIDN'T KNOW. 1220 00:47:15,216 --> 00:47:18,050 OKAY. DIDN'T KNOW. CRITICS SAY A NEW SERIES OF 1221 00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:20,119 DIDN'T KNOW. CRITICS SAY A NEW SERIES OF COINS FROM THE U.S. MINT 1222 00:47:20,121 --> 00:47:22,555 CRITICS SAY A NEW SERIES OF COINS FROM THE U.S. MINT CELEBRATING GREAT MOMENTS IN THE 1223 00:47:22,557 --> 00:47:24,690 COINS FROM THE U.S. MINT CELEBRATING GREAT MOMENTS IN THE COUNTRY'S HISTORY IGNORE CIVIL 1224 00:47:24,692 --> 00:47:25,291 CELEBRATING GREAT MOMENTS IN THE COUNTRY'S HISTORY IGNORE CIVIL RIGHTS. 1225 00:47:25,293 --> 00:47:27,760 COUNTRY'S HISTORY IGNORE CIVIL RIGHTS. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COIN THAT 1226 00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:29,896 RIGHTS. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COIN THAT CELEBRATES WHERE BLACK PEOPLE 1227 00:47:29,898 --> 00:47:35,768 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COIN THAT CELEBRATES WHERE BLACK PEOPLE ACTUALLY COME FROM -- SHIPS? 1228 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,803 CELEBRATES WHERE BLACK PEOPLE ACTUALLY COME FROM -- SHIPS? OH, MY GOD. 1229 00:47:37,805 --> 00:47:39,238 ACTUALLY COME FROM -- SHIPS? OH, MY GOD. >> WOW, COLIN. 1230 00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:42,775 OH, MY GOD. >> WOW, COLIN. THAT'S REALLY BOLD TO SAY ON 1231 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:43,175 >> WOW, COLIN. THAT'S REALLY BOLD TO SAY ON CHRISTMAS. 1232 00:47:43,177 --> 00:47:52,218 THAT'S REALLY BOLD TO SAY ON CHRISTMAS. >> THE ARCHDIASIS OF NEW YORK 1233 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:55,554 CHRISTMAS. >> THE ARCHDIASIS OF NEW YORK WILL SET UP A FUND FOR VICTIMS 1234 00:47:55,556 --> 00:47:57,456 >> THE ARCHDIASIS OF NEW YORK WILL SET UP A FUND FOR VICTIMS OF CHURCH SEXUAL ABUSE. 1235 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,959 WILL SET UP A FUND FOR VICTIMS OF CHURCH SEXUAL ABUSE. YET I GET NOTHING FOR KEEPING MY 1236 00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:04,931 OF CHURCH SEXUAL ABUSE. YET I GET NOTHING FOR KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT AND TAKING IT LIKE A 1237 00:48:04,933 --> 00:48:05,231 YET I GET NOTHING FOR KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT AND TAKING IT LIKE A CHAMP? 1238 00:48:05,233 --> 00:48:06,565 MOUTH SHUT AND TAKING IT LIKE A CHAMP? >> YOU SHOULD HAVE WROTE SOME 1239 00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:11,103 CHAMP? >> YOU SHOULD HAVE WROTE SOME JOKES FOR ME TO TELL. 1240 00:48:11,105 --> 00:48:12,371 >> YOU SHOULD HAVE WROTE SOME JOKES FOR ME TO TELL. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT MORE. 1241 00:48:12,373 --> 00:48:13,773 JOKES FOR ME TO TELL. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT MORE. >> OH, GOOD. 1242 00:48:13,775 --> 00:48:16,075 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT MORE. >> OH, GOOD. NEW RESEARCH SHOWS THAT MILLIONS 1243 00:48:16,077 --> 00:48:18,511 >> OH, GOOD. NEW RESEARCH SHOWS THAT MILLIONS OF WOMEN LEAVE THE WORK FORCE 1244 00:48:18,513 --> 00:48:20,313 NEW RESEARCH SHOWS THAT MILLIONS OF WOMEN LEAVE THE WORK FORCE DUE TO MENOPAUSE. 1245 00:48:20,315 --> 00:48:22,114 OF WOMEN LEAVE THE WORK FORCE DUE TO MENOPAUSE. WHICH MEANS THERE'S ONLY A 1246 00:48:22,116 --> 00:48:25,084 DUE TO MENOPAUSE. WHICH MEANS THERE'S ONLY A COUPLE YEARS LEFT ON MY GRAVY 1247 00:48:25,086 --> 00:48:25,384 WHICH MEANS THERE'S ONLY A COUPLE YEARS LEFT ON MY GRAVY TRAIN. 1248 00:48:25,386 --> 00:48:29,789 COUPLE YEARS LEFT ON MY GRAVY TRAIN. OH, GOD. 1249 00:48:29,791 --> 00:48:32,658 TRAIN. OH, GOD. MY GIRL ALREADY BE LIKE, COLIN, 1250 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,526 OH, GOD. MY GIRL ALREADY BE LIKE, COLIN, I'M WARM. 1251 00:48:33,528 --> 00:48:35,895 MY GIRL ALREADY BE LIKE, COLIN, I'M WARM. COLIN, I'M SWEATING. 1252 00:48:35,897 --> 00:48:39,732 I'M WARM. COLIN, I'M SWEATING. BITCH, YOU HAVING A HOT FLASH. 1253 00:48:39,734 --> 00:48:41,767 COLIN, I'M SWEATING. BITCH, YOU HAVING A HOT FLASH. BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I GOT 1254 00:48:41,769 --> 00:48:43,169 BITCH, YOU HAVING A HOT FLASH. BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I GOT A BACKUP. 1255 00:48:43,171 --> 00:48:45,371 BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I GOT A BACKUP. THEY DON'T CALL WEDNESDAY HUMP 1256 00:48:45,373 --> 00:48:51,010 A BACKUP. THEY DON'T CALL WEDNESDAY HUMP DAY FOR NOTHING. 1257 00:48:51,012 --> 00:48:52,945 THEY DON'T CALL WEDNESDAY HUMP DAY FOR NOTHING. >> WOW, COLIN, I WOULDN'T HAVE 1258 00:48:52,947 --> 00:48:56,615 DAY FOR NOTHING. >> WOW, COLIN, I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT ONE. 1259 00:48:56,617 --> 00:48:59,652 >> WOW, COLIN, I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT ONE. >> WEDNESDAY? 1260 00:48:59,654 --> 00:49:01,654 DONE THAT ONE. >> WEDNESDAY? >> IT'S ALMOST THE END OF THE 1261 00:49:01,656 --> 00:49:03,356 >> WEDNESDAY? >> IT'S ALMOST THE END OF THE YEAR, WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE 1262 00:49:03,358 --> 00:49:13,599 >> IT'S ALMOST THE END OF THE YEAR, WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE ONLINE ARE GOING TO BE -- YOU 1263 00:49:13,601 --> 00:49:14,200 YEAR, WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE ONLINE ARE GOING TO BE -- YOU OKAY? 1264 00:49:14,202 --> 00:49:14,834 ONLINE ARE GOING TO BE -- YOU OKAY? IT'S ALMOST THE END OF THE 1265 00:49:14,836 --> 00:49:15,534 OKAY? IT'S ALMOST THE END OF THE YEAR, WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE 1266 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,268 IT'S ALMOST THE END OF THE YEAR, WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE ONLINE ARE GOING TO BE POSTING 1267 00:49:16,270 --> 00:49:16,936 YEAR, WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE ONLINE ARE GOING TO BE POSTING WHAT WILL BE IN AND OUT FOR 1268 00:49:16,938 --> 00:49:17,236 ONLINE ARE GOING TO BE POSTING WHAT WILL BE IN AND OUT FOR 2026. 1269 00:49:17,238 --> 00:49:18,037 WHAT WILL BE IN AND OUT FOR 2026. HERE TO GIVE US A DEFINITIVE 1270 00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:26,112 2026. HERE TO GIVE US A DEFINITIVE LIST ARE TWO TREND FORECASTERS. 1271 00:49:26,114 --> 00:49:32,318 HERE TO GIVE US A DEFINITIVE LIST ARE TWO TREND FORECASTERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1272 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,320 LIST ARE TWO TREND FORECASTERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HEY THERE. 1273 00:49:34,322 --> 00:49:36,389 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HEY THERE. >> HELLO. 1274 00:49:36,391 --> 00:49:37,957 >> HEY THERE. >> HELLO. >> WELL, HOW YOU GUYS BEEN? 1275 00:49:37,959 --> 00:49:41,627 >> HELLO. >> WELL, HOW YOU GUYS BEEN? WHERE YOU BEEN? 1276 00:49:41,629 --> 00:49:45,064 >> WELL, HOW YOU GUYS BEEN? WHERE YOU BEEN? >> MICHAEL, I HAVE TO SHAKE OFF 1277 00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:46,999 WHERE YOU BEEN? >> MICHAEL, I HAVE TO SHAKE OFF WHAT YOU JUST DID, I THINK. 1278 00:49:47,001 --> 00:49:49,535 >> MICHAEL, I HAVE TO SHAKE OFF WHAT YOU JUST DID, I THINK. WE'VE BEEN GATHERING THE TRENDS. 1279 00:49:49,537 --> 00:49:49,835 WHAT YOU JUST DID, I THINK. WE'VE BEEN GATHERING THE TRENDS. WE GET 1280 00:49:49,837 --> 00:49:50,569 WE'VE BEEN GATHERING THE TRENDS. WE GET THEM FROM A HUGE, SWEATY, ROCK 1281 00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:51,570 WE GET THEM FROM A HUGE, SWEATY, ROCK HARD COMPUTER. 1282 00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,172 THEM FROM A HUGE, SWEATY, ROCK HARD COMPUTER. >> OH, WOW, DOES IT USE AI? 1283 00:49:53,174 --> 00:49:54,807 HARD COMPUTER. >> OH, WOW, DOES IT USE AI? >> MORE LIKE A, A LITTLE BIT OF 1284 00:49:54,809 --> 00:49:58,511 >> OH, WOW, DOES IT USE AI? >> MORE LIKE A, A LITTLE BIT OF I -- YES, AI. 1285 00:49:58,513 --> 00:50:00,846 >> MORE LIKE A, A LITTLE BIT OF I -- YES, AI. IT DOES USE AI. 1286 00:50:00,848 --> 00:50:01,547 I -- YES, AI. IT DOES USE AI. THAT'S HOW WE GOT THE REPORT. 1287 00:50:01,549 --> 00:50:01,981 IT DOES USE AI. THAT'S HOW WE GOT THE REPORT. >> THE REPORT. 1288 00:50:01,983 --> 00:50:02,648 THAT'S HOW WE GOT THE REPORT. >> THE REPORT. FIRST UP IS HOLIDAY TRENDS. 1289 00:50:02,650 --> 00:50:03,582 >> THE REPORT. FIRST UP IS HOLIDAY TRENDS. >> TRENDS. 1290 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:04,650 FIRST UP IS HOLIDAY TRENDS. >> TRENDS. IN. 1291 00:50:04,652 --> 00:50:06,318 >> TRENDS. IN. FIGHTING WITH YOUR FAMILY. 1292 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,655 IN. FIGHTING WITH YOUR FAMILY. GRANDMA NO, LET GO! 1293 00:50:09,657 --> 00:50:11,757 FIGHTING WITH YOUR FAMILY. GRANDMA NO, LET GO! >> IN, BOMBAS, EVERYBODY IS 1294 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:15,027 GRANDMA NO, LET GO! >> IN, BOMBAS, EVERYBODY IS GETTING SOCKS FROM BOMBAS. 1295 00:50:15,029 --> 00:50:18,330 >> IN, BOMBAS, EVERYBODY IS GETTING SOCKS FROM BOMBAS. >> IN, MAKING THE YULETIDE 1296 00:50:18,332 --> 00:50:21,000 GETTING SOCKS FROM BOMBAS. >> IN, MAKING THE YULETIDE BISEXUAL, AND OUT, MISTLETOE. 1297 00:50:21,002 --> 00:50:22,468 >> IN, MAKING THE YULETIDE BISEXUAL, AND OUT, MISTLETOE. >> MISTLETOE. 1298 00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:25,204 BISEXUAL, AND OUT, MISTLETOE. >> MISTLETOE. A PLANT THAT MAKES YOU KISS. 1299 00:50:25,206 --> 00:50:28,574 >> MISTLETOE. A PLANT THAT MAKES YOU KISS. THERE'S ALREADY ONE OF THOSE 1300 00:50:28,576 --> 00:50:29,308 A PLANT THAT MAKES YOU KISS. THERE'S ALREADY ONE OF THOSE CALLED MARIJUANA. 1301 00:50:29,310 --> 00:50:31,243 THERE'S ALREADY ONE OF THOSE CALLED MARIJUANA. >> I DON'T LET A LEAF TELL ME 1302 00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:32,945 CALLED MARIJUANA. >> I DON'T LET A LEAF TELL ME WHO TO LOVE. 1303 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:36,115 >> I DON'T LET A LEAF TELL ME WHO TO LOVE. >> AND I'LL KISS WHEN I GET THE 1304 00:50:36,117 --> 00:50:37,817 WHO TO LOVE. >> AND I'LL KISS WHEN I GET THE URGE, AND OH, BOY, I'M FEELING 1305 00:50:37,819 --> 00:50:40,453 >> AND I'LL KISS WHEN I GET THE URGE, AND OH, BOY, I'M FEELING IT RIGHT NOW. 1306 00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:41,454 URGE, AND OH, BOY, I'M FEELING IT RIGHT NOW. >> MISTLETOE, YOU'RE A BAD 1307 00:50:41,456 --> 00:50:44,757 IT RIGHT NOW. >> MISTLETOE, YOU'RE A BAD BITCH. 1308 00:50:44,759 --> 00:50:46,392 >> MISTLETOE, YOU'RE A BAD BITCH. >> WOW, YOU GUYS. 1309 00:50:46,394 --> 00:50:47,460 BITCH. >> WOW, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS ARE REALLY THAT MAD AT 1310 00:50:47,462 --> 00:50:47,993 >> WOW, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS ARE REALLY THAT MAD AT MISTLETOE? 1311 00:50:47,995 --> 00:50:49,161 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY THAT MAD AT MISTLETOE? >> YES, IT'S A HORNY PERVERT 1312 00:50:49,163 --> 00:50:51,397 MISTLETOE? >> YES, IT'S A HORNY PERVERT LIKE YOU MICHAEL. 1313 00:50:51,399 --> 00:50:54,166 >> YES, IT'S A HORNY PERVERT LIKE YOU MICHAEL. >> OH! 1314 00:50:54,168 --> 00:50:56,602 LIKE YOU MICHAEL. >> OH! >> GIRLS, GIRLS, SERIOUSLY. 1315 00:50:56,604 --> 00:50:56,969 >> OH! >> GIRLS, GIRLS, SERIOUSLY. IT'S TIME 1316 00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:57,503 >> GIRLS, GIRLS, SERIOUSLY. IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT TREND. 1317 00:50:57,505 --> 00:50:57,970 IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT TREND. SINGING TRENDS. 1318 00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:01,507 FOR THE NEXT TREND. SINGING TRENDS. IN. 1319 00:51:01,509 --> 00:51:04,076 SINGING TRENDS. IN. ¶ YEAH YEAH ¶ 1320 00:51:04,078 --> 00:51:06,946 IN. ¶ YEAH YEAH ¶ >> IN, FOUR MARRIED GUYS SINGING 1321 00:51:06,948 --> 00:51:08,781 ¶ YEAH YEAH ¶ >> IN, FOUR MARRIED GUYS SINGING IN HARMONY. 1322 00:51:08,783 --> 00:51:12,585 >> IN, FOUR MARRIED GUYS SINGING IN HARMONY. >> IN. 1323 00:51:12,587 --> 00:51:14,753 IN HARMONY. >> IN. ¶ FA LA LA LA LA YEAH ¶ 1324 00:51:14,755 --> 00:51:15,788 >> IN. ¶ FA LA LA LA LA YEAH ¶ >> AND OUT. 1325 00:51:15,790 --> 00:51:16,856 ¶ FA LA LA LA LA YEAH ¶ >> AND OUT. >> 1, 2, 3, 4. 1326 00:51:16,858 --> 00:51:17,957 >> AND OUT. >> 1, 2, 3, 4. >> JUST START THE SONG YOU 1327 00:51:17,959 --> 00:51:19,558 >> 1, 2, 3, 4. >> JUST START THE SONG YOU BASTARD. 1328 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,195 >> JUST START THE SONG YOU BASTARD. >> COUNT IT IN YOUR HEAD, YOU'RE 1329 00:51:23,197 --> 00:51:24,763 BASTARD. >> COUNT IT IN YOUR HEAD, YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A DRUM. 1330 00:51:24,765 --> 00:51:27,066 >> COUNT IT IN YOUR HEAD, YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A DRUM. >> AND YOU'RE NOT A DRUM, YOU'RE 1331 00:51:27,068 --> 00:51:27,366 BEHAVING LIKE A DRUM. >> AND YOU'RE NOT A DRUM, YOU'RE A MAN. 1332 00:51:27,368 --> 00:51:28,167 >> AND YOU'RE NOT A DRUM, YOU'RE A MAN. EAT A STEAK AND ACT LIKE IT. 1333 00:51:28,169 --> 00:51:31,403 A MAN. EAT A STEAK AND ACT LIKE IT. 1, 2, 3, 4. 1334 00:51:31,405 --> 00:51:33,706 EAT A STEAK AND ACT LIKE IT. 1, 2, 3, 4. >> GO TO BED, BITCH. 1335 00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:34,740 1, 2, 3, 4. >> GO TO BED, BITCH. >> I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO 1336 00:51:34,742 --> 00:51:35,841 >> GO TO BED, BITCH. >> I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DO. 1337 00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:38,010 >> I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DO. >> CLEAR A PATH, IT'S TIME FOR 1338 00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:38,577 YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DO. >> CLEAR A PATH, IT'S TIME FOR CHINESE TRENDS. 1339 00:51:38,579 --> 00:51:40,212 >> CLEAR A PATH, IT'S TIME FOR CHINESE TRENDS. >> UH-OH. 1340 00:51:40,214 --> 00:51:48,988 CHINESE TRENDS. >> UH-OH. >> IN, DIM-SUM. 1341 00:51:48,990 --> 00:51:49,622 >> UH-OH. >> IN, DIM-SUM. >> IN, REALLY LONG DRAGON. 1342 00:51:49,624 --> 00:51:50,289 >> IN, DIM-SUM. >> IN, REALLY LONG DRAGON. >> IN "RUSH HOUR 4," THANKS 1343 00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:54,126 >> IN, REALLY LONG DRAGON. >> IN "RUSH HOUR 4," THANKS TRUMP. 1344 00:51:54,128 --> 00:51:55,628 >> IN "RUSH HOUR 4," THANKS TRUMP. OUT, ORANGE CHICKEN. 1345 00:51:55,630 --> 00:51:58,330 TRUMP. OUT, ORANGE CHICKEN. WHEN DID ORANGE CHICKEN BECOME 1346 00:51:58,332 --> 00:51:58,831 OUT, ORANGE CHICKEN. WHEN DID ORANGE CHICKEN BECOME CHINESE, YEAH, IT 1347 00:51:58,833 --> 00:51:59,498 WHEN DID ORANGE CHICKEN BECOME CHINESE, YEAH, IT TASTES PRETTY GOOD, BUT WE 1348 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,032 CHINESE, YEAH, IT TASTES PRETTY GOOD, BUT WE DIDN'T INVENT THAT. 1349 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:00,933 TASTES PRETTY GOOD, BUT WE DIDN'T INVENT THAT. DON'T YOU AGREE? 1350 00:52:00,935 --> 00:52:03,836 DIDN'T INVENT THAT. DON'T YOU AGREE? >> DO YOU WANT ME TO? 1351 00:52:03,838 --> 00:52:04,637 DON'T YOU AGREE? >> DO YOU WANT ME TO? >> THEN YES. 1352 00:52:04,639 --> 00:52:05,538 >> DO YOU WANT ME TO? >> THEN YES. >> THANK. 1353 00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:05,971 >> THEN YES. >> THANK. >> THANK YOU. 1354 00:52:05,973 --> 00:52:06,572 >> THANK. >> THANK YOU. >> [ SPEAKING MANDARIN ] 1355 00:52:06,574 --> 00:52:08,807 >> THANK YOU. >> [ SPEAKING MANDARIN ] BITCH! 1356 00:52:08,809 --> 00:52:09,909 >> [ SPEAKING MANDARIN ] BITCH! >> WAS THAT GO TO BED BITCH IN 1357 00:52:09,911 --> 00:52:12,211 BITCH! >> WAS THAT GO TO BED BITCH IN MANDARIN? 1358 00:52:12,213 --> 00:52:14,847 >> WAS THAT GO TO BED BITCH IN MANDARIN? >> LEARN TO SPEAK IT LIKE I DID 1359 00:52:14,849 --> 00:52:18,817 MANDARIN? >> LEARN TO SPEAK IT LIKE I DID OR SHUT UP! 1360 00:52:18,819 --> 00:52:19,118 >> LEARN TO SPEAK IT LIKE I DID OR SHUT UP! >> IS 1361 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:19,919 OR SHUT UP! >> IS ANYTHING ELSE OUT FOR 2026? 1362 00:52:19,921 --> 00:52:21,654 >> IS ANYTHING ELSE OUT FOR 2026? >> YES, MICHAEL, THE COMPUTER 1363 00:52:21,656 --> 00:52:22,655 ANYTHING ELSE OUT FOR 2026? >> YES, MICHAEL, THE COMPUTER HAS PERMANENTLY DELETED THREE 1364 00:52:22,657 --> 00:52:24,223 >> YES, MICHAEL, THE COMPUTER HAS PERMANENTLY DELETED THREE TRENDS. 1365 00:52:24,225 --> 00:52:27,059 HAS PERMANENTLY DELETED THREE TRENDS. >> OUT. 1366 00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:28,327 TRENDS. >> OUT. BIG WAVING PRIDE FLAG. 1367 00:52:28,329 --> 00:52:31,530 >> OUT. BIG WAVING PRIDE FLAG. >> OUT, MARGE SIMPSON HAIR. 1368 00:52:31,532 --> 00:52:35,034 BIG WAVING PRIDE FLAG. >> OUT, MARGE SIMPSON HAIR. AND OUT, OH, NO, MICHAEL CHE! 1369 00:52:35,036 --> 00:52:35,501 >> OUT, MARGE SIMPSON HAIR. AND OUT, OH, NO, MICHAEL CHE! >> MICHAEL CHE! 1370 00:52:35,503 --> 00:52:38,270 AND OUT, OH, NO, MICHAEL CHE! >> MICHAEL CHE! >> NO! 1371 00:52:38,272 --> 00:52:43,842 >> MICHAEL CHE! >> NO! TREND FORECASTERS, EVERYBODY. 1372 00:52:43,844 --> 00:52:45,211 >> NO! TREND FORECASTERS, EVERYBODY. I'M MICHAEL CHE. 1373 00:52:45,213 --> 00:52:54,253 TREND FORECASTERS, EVERYBODY. I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. 1374 00:53:11,705 --> 00:53:16,842 ¶¶ >>> WELCOME BACK TO THE "LOVE IS BLIND" REUNION. 1375 00:53:16,844 --> 00:53:17,910 >>> WELCOME BACK TO THE "LOVE IS BLIND" REUNION. WHERE WE TRY TO ANSWER THE 1376 00:53:17,912 --> 00:53:18,577 BLIND" REUNION. WHERE WE TRY TO ANSWER THE QUESTION -- IS LOVE REALLY 1377 00:53:18,579 --> 00:53:20,145 WHERE WE TRY TO ANSWER THE QUESTION -- IS LOVE REALLY BLIND? 1378 00:53:20,147 --> 00:53:21,246 QUESTION -- IS LOVE REALLY BLIND? EVEN THOUGH NINE SEASONS OF THIS 1379 00:53:21,248 --> 00:53:22,915 BLIND? EVEN THOUGH NINE SEASONS OF THIS SHOW HAVE PROVEN, NO, IT'S 1380 00:53:22,917 --> 00:53:25,651 EVEN THOUGH NINE SEASONS OF THIS SHOW HAVE PROVEN, NO, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT! 1381 00:53:25,653 --> 00:53:26,719 SHOW HAVE PROVEN, NO, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT! >> AND THAT WAS REALLY ON 1382 00:53:26,721 --> 00:53:28,287 DEFINITELY NOT! >> AND THAT WAS REALLY ON DISPLAY WITH THIS NEXT COUPLE, 1383 00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:29,488 >> AND THAT WAS REALLY ON DISPLAY WITH THIS NEXT COUPLE, WHO WERE FAN FAVORITES ALL 1384 00:53:29,490 --> 00:53:30,522 DISPLAY WITH THIS NEXT COUPLE, WHO WERE FAN FAVORITES ALL SEASON, UNTIL THEIR FIRST LOOK 1385 00:53:30,524 --> 00:53:31,724 WHO WERE FAN FAVORITES ALL SEASON, UNTIL THEIR FIRST LOOK WENT -- 1386 00:53:31,726 --> 00:53:34,293 SEASON, UNTIL THEIR FIRST LOOK WENT -- WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELF. 1387 00:53:34,295 --> 00:53:35,394 WENT -- WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELF. >> THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A WILD 1388 00:53:35,396 --> 00:53:37,062 WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELF. >> THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A WILD RIDE. 1389 00:53:37,064 --> 00:53:38,664 >> THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A WILD RIDE. EVEN THOUGH WE MET THROUGH A 1390 00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:40,833 RIDE. EVEN THOUGH WE MET THROUGH A WALL, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE 1391 00:53:40,835 --> 00:53:42,434 EVEN THOUGH WE MET THROUGH A WALL, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE, I GENUINELY FEEL 1392 00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:44,603 WALL, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE, I GENUINELY FEEL HE'S MY SOULMATE. 1393 00:53:44,605 --> 00:53:46,805 LOOKS LIKE, I GENUINELY FEEL HE'S MY SOULMATE. >> JANELLE IS EVERYTHING I'VE 1394 00:53:46,807 --> 00:53:47,873 HE'S MY SOULMATE. >> JANELLE IS EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IN A WIFE. 1395 00:53:47,875 --> 00:54:04,356 >> JANELLE IS EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IN A WIFE. OUR NEW LIFE STARTS TODAY. 1396 00:54:08,061 --> 00:54:16,035 >> OH. OH, MY GOD. >> HEY. 1397 00:54:16,037 --> 00:54:16,435 OH, MY GOD. >> HEY. WHAT THE -- 1398 00:54:16,437 --> 00:54:20,072 >> HEY. WHAT THE -- >> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 1399 00:54:20,074 --> 00:54:22,274 WHAT THE -- >> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. >> WOW, OH, MY GOD, WHAT THE -- 1400 00:54:22,276 --> 00:54:23,275 >> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. >> WOW, OH, MY GOD, WHAT THE -- >> I CAN TELL YOU'RE IN SHOCK. 1401 00:54:23,277 --> 00:54:27,079 >> WOW, OH, MY GOD, WHAT THE -- >> I CAN TELL YOU'RE IN SHOCK. I AM, TOO. 1402 00:54:27,081 --> 00:54:34,586 >> I CAN TELL YOU'RE IN SHOCK. I AM, TOO. COME HERE YOU. 1403 00:54:34,588 --> 00:54:37,623 I AM, TOO. COME HERE YOU. OH, MY GOD, I'VE BEEN WAITING 11 1404 00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:40,459 COME HERE YOU. OH, MY GOD, I'VE BEEN WAITING 11 DAYS TO DO THAT. 1405 00:54:40,461 --> 00:54:42,628 OH, MY GOD, I'VE BEEN WAITING 11 DAYS TO DO THAT. SORRY, HOW DO I SAY THIS? 1406 00:54:42,630 --> 00:54:45,364 DAYS TO DO THAT. SORRY, HOW DO I SAY THIS? ARE YOU THE LITERAL GRINCH? 1407 00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:47,700 SORRY, HOW DO I SAY THIS? ARE YOU THE LITERAL GRINCH? >> OH, WHAT, YOU DIDN'T KNOW? 1408 00:54:47,702 --> 00:54:49,935 ARE YOU THE LITERAL GRINCH? >> OH, WHAT, YOU DIDN'T KNOW? YEAH, I GUESS IT NEVER CAME UP. 1409 00:54:49,937 --> 00:54:55,874 >> OH, WHAT, YOU DIDN'T KNOW? YEAH, I GUESS IT NEVER CAME UP. OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 1410 00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:57,509 YEAH, I GUESS IT NEVER CAME UP. OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. WILL YOU MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST 1411 00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:59,645 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. WILL YOU MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST THIS IN THE WORLD? 1412 00:54:59,647 --> 00:55:03,215 WILL YOU MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST THIS IN THE WORLD? >> THIS? 1413 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:04,717 THIS IN THE WORLD? >> THIS? I'M SORRY, ARE YOU EVEN A HUMAN 1414 00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:05,017 >> THIS? I'M SORRY, ARE YOU EVEN A HUMAN BEING? 1415 00:55:05,019 --> 00:55:05,417 I'M SORRY, ARE YOU EVEN A HUMAN BEING? >> JANELLE! 1416 00:55:05,419 --> 00:55:06,251 BEING? >> JANELLE! WHAT? 1417 00:55:06,253 --> 00:55:06,985 >> JANELLE! WHAT? >> I'M SERIOUS, ARE YOU EVEN A 1418 00:55:06,987 --> 00:55:09,221 WHAT? >> I'M SERIOUS, ARE YOU EVEN A GUY? 1419 00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:11,990 >> I'M SERIOUS, ARE YOU EVEN A GUY? I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO ASK 1420 00:55:11,992 --> 00:55:12,357 GUY? I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO ASK YOU THIS, 1421 00:55:12,359 --> 00:55:14,626 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO ASK YOU THIS, BUT DO YOU HAVE A PENIS? 1422 00:55:14,628 --> 00:55:20,799 YOU THIS, BUT DO YOU HAVE A PENIS? >> DO I -- DO I HAVE -- NO. 1423 00:55:20,801 --> 00:55:22,067 BUT DO YOU HAVE A PENIS? >> DO I -- DO I HAVE -- NO. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1424 00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:24,103 >> DO I -- DO I HAVE -- NO. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. >> JANELLE, CHILL. 1425 00:55:24,105 --> 00:55:26,271 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. >> JANELLE, CHILL. WHAT I DO HAVE IS BIG. 1426 00:55:26,273 --> 00:55:28,974 >> JANELLE, CHILL. WHAT I DO HAVE IS BIG. IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE A 1427 00:55:28,976 --> 00:55:31,710 WHAT I DO HAVE IS BIG. IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE A CORKSCREW AND IT'S IN MY BUTT. 1428 00:55:31,712 --> 00:55:35,748 IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE A CORKSCREW AND IT'S IN MY BUTT. AND IT HURTS THE WOMAN. 1429 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:36,448 CORKSCREW AND IT'S IN MY BUTT. AND IT HURTS THE WOMAN. AND ME. 1430 00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:40,853 AND IT HURTS THE WOMAN. AND ME. >> I CAN'T DO THIS, YOU GUYS. 1431 00:55:40,855 --> 00:55:46,992 AND ME. >> I CAN'T DO THIS, YOU GUYS. I CAN'T. 1432 00:55:46,994 --> 00:55:47,659 >> I CAN'T DO THIS, YOU GUYS. I CAN'T. >> WOW, WHAT AN INCREDIBLY 1433 00:55:47,661 --> 00:55:51,196 I CAN'T. >> WOW, WHAT AN INCREDIBLY RELATABLE SITUATION. 1434 00:55:51,198 --> 00:55:53,065 >> WOW, WHAT AN INCREDIBLY RELATABLE SITUATION. JANELLE CHOSE NOT TO GO TO 1435 00:55:53,067 --> 00:55:55,768 RELATABLE SITUATION. JANELLE CHOSE NOT TO GO TO MEXICO, BUT TO HER HOMETOWN IN 1436 00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:56,135 JANELLE CHOSE NOT TO GO TO MEXICO, BUT TO HER HOMETOWN IN COLORADO. 1437 00:55:56,137 --> 00:55:58,036 MEXICO, BUT TO HER HOMETOWN IN COLORADO. AND THE GRINCH, TO WHOVILLE. 1438 00:55:58,038 --> 00:55:59,037 COLORADO. AND THE GRINCH, TO WHOVILLE. >> IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS SINCE 1439 00:55:59,039 --> 00:55:59,772 AND THE GRINCH, TO WHOVILLE. >> IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS SINCE THE PODS, LET'S SEE HOW THEY'RE 1440 00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:00,672 >> IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS SINCE THE PODS, LET'S SEE HOW THEY'RE DOING NOW. 1441 00:56:00,674 --> 00:56:02,908 THE PODS, LET'S SEE HOW THEY'RE DOING NOW. PLEASE WELCOME JANELLE AND THE 1442 00:56:02,910 --> 00:56:04,476 DOING NOW. PLEASE WELCOME JANELLE AND THE GRINCH. 1443 00:56:04,478 --> 00:56:06,678 PLEASE WELCOME JANELLE AND THE GRINCH. >> WHAT UP? 1444 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,313 GRINCH. >> WHAT UP? WHAT UP? 1445 00:56:08,315 --> 00:56:09,948 >> WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT'S UP, MY GIRL RIGHT HERE. 1446 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,016 WHAT UP? WHAT'S UP, MY GIRL RIGHT HERE. WHAT'S UP, MATT. 1447 00:56:11,018 --> 00:56:12,651 WHAT'S UP, MY GIRL RIGHT HERE. WHAT'S UP, MATT. MY GIRL. 1448 00:56:12,653 --> 00:56:14,286 WHAT'S UP, MATT. MY GIRL. >> OKAY. 1449 00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:16,021 MY GIRL. >> OKAY. WELL, WELCOME. 1450 00:56:16,023 --> 00:56:16,722 >> OKAY. WELL, WELCOME. HOW DID IT FEEL, WATCHING ALL 1451 00:56:16,724 --> 00:56:17,556 WELL, WELCOME. HOW DID IT FEEL, WATCHING ALL THAT BACK. 1452 00:56:17,558 --> 00:56:18,624 HOW DID IT FEEL, WATCHING ALL THAT BACK. >> WELL, THE WAY IT WENT DOWN 1453 00:56:18,626 --> 00:56:20,259 THAT BACK. >> WELL, THE WAY IT WENT DOWN WAS KIND OF A WORSE CASE 1454 00:56:20,261 --> 00:56:23,996 >> WELL, THE WAY IT WENT DOWN WAS KIND OF A WORSE CASE SCENARIO. 1455 00:56:23,998 --> 00:56:26,064 WAS KIND OF A WORSE CASE SCENARIO. SHE OVERREACTED A LITTLE. 1456 00:56:26,066 --> 00:56:26,365 SCENARIO. SHE OVERREACTED A LITTLE. RIGHT? 1457 00:56:26,367 --> 00:56:27,132 SHE OVERREACTED A LITTLE. RIGHT? >> YES. 1458 00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:28,700 RIGHT? >> YES. >> BUT SHE'S SINCE APOLOGIZED. 1459 00:56:28,702 --> 00:56:30,869 >> YES. >> BUT SHE'S SINCE APOLOGIZED. >> YEAH, I WAS BEING CRAZY. 1460 00:56:30,871 --> 00:56:34,206 >> BUT SHE'S SINCE APOLOGIZED. >> YEAH, I WAS BEING CRAZY. I LITERALLY NEVER EVEN ASKED IF 1461 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:35,707 >> YEAH, I WAS BEING CRAZY. I LITERALLY NEVER EVEN ASKED IF HE WAS THE GRINCH, AND THAT'S ON 1462 00:56:35,709 --> 00:56:35,974 I LITERALLY NEVER EVEN ASKED IF HE WAS THE GRINCH, AND THAT'S ON ME. 1463 00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:40,245 HE WAS THE GRINCH, AND THAT'S ON ME. >> BUT NOW WE'RE STRONGER THAN 1464 00:56:40,247 --> 00:56:41,113 ME. >> BUT NOW WE'RE STRONGER THAN EVER, RIGHT? 1465 00:56:41,115 --> 00:56:44,550 >> BUT NOW WE'RE STRONGER THAN EVER, RIGHT? GOD, YOU'RE SO FINE! 1466 00:56:44,552 --> 00:56:45,050 EVER, RIGHT? GOD, YOU'RE SO FINE! >> WOW, BEAUTIFUL. 1467 00:56:45,052 --> 00:56:47,519 GOD, YOU'RE SO FINE! >> WOW, BEAUTIFUL. WELL, WE WANNA OPEN IT UP TO THE 1468 00:56:47,521 --> 00:56:48,887 >> WOW, BEAUTIFUL. WELL, WE WANNA OPEN IT UP TO THE REST OF THE POD SQUAD. 1469 00:56:48,889 --> 00:56:49,922 WELL, WE WANNA OPEN IT UP TO THE REST OF THE POD SQUAD. >> I'LL CHIME IN. 1470 00:56:49,924 --> 00:56:50,656 REST OF THE POD SQUAD. >> I'LL CHIME IN. ARE WE GONNA JUST SKIP OVER THE 1471 00:56:50,658 --> 00:56:52,057 >> I'LL CHIME IN. ARE WE GONNA JUST SKIP OVER THE PART HE SAID THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE 1472 00:56:52,059 --> 00:56:53,692 ARE WE GONNA JUST SKIP OVER THE PART HE SAID THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE A PENIS? 1473 00:56:53,694 --> 00:56:54,793 PART HE SAID THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE A PENIS? THAT WHAT HE HAS IS IN HIS BUTT 1474 00:56:54,795 --> 00:56:55,961 A PENIS? THAT WHAT HE HAS IS IN HIS BUTT AND IT'S A DAMN CORKSCREW? 1475 00:56:55,963 --> 00:56:57,563 THAT WHAT HE HAS IS IN HIS BUTT AND IT'S A DAMN CORKSCREW? LIKE GIRL, WHY? 1476 00:56:57,565 --> 00:56:58,597 AND IT'S A DAMN CORKSCREW? LIKE GIRL, WHY? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, NADIA, I LOVE 1477 00:56:58,599 --> 00:56:59,698 LIKE GIRL, WHY? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, NADIA, I LOVE YOU. 1478 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:02,768 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, NADIA, I LOVE YOU. BUT OUT OF RESPECT FOR NEIL, I 1479 00:57:02,770 --> 00:57:03,535 YOU. BUT OUT OF RESPECT FOR NEIL, I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO 1480 00:57:03,537 --> 00:57:04,002 BUT OUT OF RESPECT FOR NEIL, I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO OUR SEX LIFE. 1481 00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:05,070 DON'T WANT TO GET INTO OUR SEX LIFE. >> WAIT, SORRY, WHO IS NEIL? 1482 00:57:05,072 --> 00:57:10,008 OUR SEX LIFE. >> WAIT, SORRY, WHO IS NEIL? THE GRINCH? 1483 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:14,880 >> WAIT, SORRY, WHO IS NEIL? THE GRINCH? >> ACTUALLY, AMY, BEING CALLED 1484 00:57:14,882 --> 00:57:17,149 THE GRINCH? >> ACTUALLY, AMY, BEING CALLED THE GRINCH IS -- THANK YOU, 1485 00:57:17,151 --> 00:57:19,518 >> ACTUALLY, AMY, BEING CALLED THE GRINCH IS -- THANK YOU, BABY -- IT'S REALLY TRIGGERING 1486 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:19,852 THE GRINCH IS -- THANK YOU, BABY -- IT'S REALLY TRIGGERING FOR ME. 1487 00:57:19,854 --> 00:57:20,752 BABY -- IT'S REALLY TRIGGERING FOR ME. THAT'S A NAME I WAS GIVEN BY A 1488 00:57:20,754 --> 00:57:22,855 FOR ME. THAT'S A NAME I WAS GIVEN BY A TOWN THAT TERRORIZED ME. 1489 00:57:22,857 --> 00:57:26,024 THAT'S A NAME I WAS GIVEN BY A TOWN THAT TERRORIZED ME. SO I GO BY NEIL NOW. 1490 00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:28,260 TOWN THAT TERRORIZED ME. SO I GO BY NEIL NOW. >> I ACTUALLY RELATE TO NEIL. 1491 00:57:28,262 --> 00:57:29,294 SO I GO BY NEIL NOW. >> I ACTUALLY RELATE TO NEIL. IT'S HARD WHEN YOU MEET THE REAL 1492 00:57:29,296 --> 00:57:31,029 >> I ACTUALLY RELATE TO NEIL. IT'S HARD WHEN YOU MEET THE REAL PERSON AND THEY DON'T LOOK 1493 00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:32,030 IT'S HARD WHEN YOU MEET THE REAL PERSON AND THEY DON'T LOOK AWESOME. 1494 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:34,166 PERSON AND THEY DON'T LOOK AWESOME. BUT YOU GROW TO LOVE THEM. 1495 00:57:34,168 --> 00:57:37,736 AWESOME. BUT YOU GROW TO LOVE THEM. >> HUH! 1496 00:57:37,738 --> 00:57:41,707 BUT YOU GROW TO LOVE THEM. >> HUH! >> WELL, ON A LIGHTER NOTE, 1497 00:57:41,709 --> 00:57:42,441 >> HUH! >> WELL, ON A LIGHTER NOTE, JANELLE AND NEIL, THE PRODUCERS 1498 00:57:42,443 --> 00:57:43,141 >> WELL, ON A LIGHTER NOTE, JANELLE AND NEIL, THE PRODUCERS LET US KNOW YOU HAVE SOME BIG 1499 00:57:43,143 --> 00:57:45,978 JANELLE AND NEIL, THE PRODUCERS LET US KNOW YOU HAVE SOME BIG NEWS TO SHARE. 1500 00:57:45,980 --> 00:57:49,014 LET US KNOW YOU HAVE SOME BIG NEWS TO SHARE. >> YES, YES, WE ARE EXPECTING. 1501 00:57:49,016 --> 00:57:52,818 NEWS TO SHARE. >> YES, YES, WE ARE EXPECTING. >> YEAH, I'M SHOWING A BIT. 1502 00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:53,218 >> YES, YES, WE ARE EXPECTING. >> YEAH, I'M SHOWING A BIT. RIGHT HERE. 1503 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:56,121 >> YEAH, I'M SHOWING A BIT. RIGHT HERE. MY CRAVINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY. 1504 00:57:56,123 --> 00:57:57,756 RIGHT HERE. MY CRAVINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY. >> WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE HAVING 1505 00:57:57,758 --> 00:57:59,391 MY CRAVINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY. >> WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE HAVING THE BABY? 1506 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:00,459 >> WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE HAVING THE BABY? >> AND I HEAR YOU BROUGHT A 1507 00:58:00,461 --> 00:58:03,195 THE BABY? >> AND I HEAR YOU BROUGHT A SONOGRAM PICTURE? 1508 00:58:03,197 --> 00:58:04,363 >> AND I HEAR YOU BROUGHT A SONOGRAM PICTURE? >> EW, WHAT? 1509 00:58:04,365 --> 00:58:05,397 SONOGRAM PICTURE? >> EW, WHAT? OH, MY GOD! 1510 00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:09,635 >> EW, WHAT? OH, MY GOD! >> WHY IS HE STANDING UP? 1511 00:58:09,637 --> 00:58:10,535 OH, MY GOD! >> WHY IS HE STANDING UP? >> WOW, THAT'S REALLY WILD. 1512 00:58:10,537 --> 00:58:13,038 >> WHY IS HE STANDING UP? >> WOW, THAT'S REALLY WILD. I'M VANESSA LACHEY. 1513 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,640 >> WOW, THAT'S REALLY WILD. I'M VANESSA LACHEY. >> I'M NICK LACHEY, AND 98 1514 00:58:14,642 --> 00:58:16,341 I'M VANESSA LACHEY. >> I'M NICK LACHEY, AND 98 DEGREES IS TOURING AGAIN. 1515 00:58:16,343 --> 00:58:16,975 >> I'M NICK LACHEY, AND 98 DEGREES IS TOURING AGAIN. WE GOT TURNED DOWN BY THE 1516 00:58:16,977 --> 00:58:17,910 DEGREES IS TOURING AGAIN. WE GOT TURNED DOWN BY THE SPHERE, SO WE ARE PLAYING A 1517 00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,044 WE GOT TURNED DOWN BY THE SPHERE, SO WE ARE PLAYING A VENUE IN CINCINNATI CALLED THE 1518 00:58:19,046 --> 00:58:21,880 SPHERE, SO WE ARE PLAYING A VENUE IN CINCINNATI CALLED THE CUBE. 1519 00:58:21,882 --> 00:58:24,082 VENUE IN CINCINNATI CALLED THE CUBE. IT'S JUST A REGULAR BUILDING, 1520 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:27,552 CUBE. IT'S JUST A REGULAR BUILDING, BUT THEY GOT NACHOS, Y'ALL. 1521 00:58:27,554 --> 00:58:29,621 IT'S JUST A REGULAR BUILDING, BUT THEY GOT NACHOS, Y'ALL. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1522 00:58:29,623 --> 00:58:31,023 BUT THEY GOT NACHOS, Y'ALL. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ¶¶ 1523 00:59:02,422 --> 00:59:26,578 >> CHER! ¶¶ ¶¶ 1524 00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:29,881 ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶ OUT OF ALL THE REINDEERS 1525 00:59:29,883 --> 00:59:31,616 ¶¶ ¶ OUT OF ALL THE REINDEERS YOU KNOW YOU'RE 1526 00:59:31,618 --> 00:59:33,719 ¶ OUT OF ALL THE REINDEERS YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE MASTERMIND ¶ 1527 00:59:33,721 --> 00:59:34,886 YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE MASTERMIND ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1528 00:59:34,888 --> 00:59:36,521 THE MASTERMIND ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH GRANDMA AIN'T 1529 00:59:36,523 --> 00:59:39,691 ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH GRANDMA AIN'T TOO FAR BEHIND ¶ 1530 00:59:39,693 --> 00:59:41,293 GRANDMA AIN'T TOO FAR BEHIND ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1531 00:59:41,295 --> 00:59:43,562 TOO FAR BEHIND ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH SANTA GOT TO 1532 00:59:43,564 --> 00:59:45,630 ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH SANTA GOT TO MAKE IT TO TOWN ¶ 1533 00:59:45,632 --> 00:59:47,299 SANTA GOT TO MAKE IT TO TOWN ¶ ¶ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY 1534 00:59:47,301 --> 00:59:49,468 MAKE IT TO TOWN ¶ ¶ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE 1535 00:59:49,470 --> 00:59:52,704 ¶ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE THE FREEWAY DOWN ¶ 1536 00:59:52,706 --> 00:59:54,339 TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE THE FREEWAY DOWN ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1537 00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:56,008 THE FREEWAY DOWN ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH I'M REELIN' LIKE 1538 00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:58,176 ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH I'M REELIN' LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND ¶ 1539 00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:59,277 I'M REELIN' LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND ¶ ¶ SAID SANTA TO A BOY 1540 00:59:59,279 --> 01:00:01,013 A MERRY-GO-ROUND ¶ ¶ SAID SANTA TO A BOY CHILD WHAT HAVE YOU 1541 01:00:01,015 --> 01:00:04,750 ¶ SAID SANTA TO A BOY CHILD WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN LONGING FOR ¶ 1542 01:00:04,752 --> 01:00:06,485 CHILD WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN LONGING FOR ¶ ¶ OH ALL I WANT 1543 01:00:06,487 --> 01:00:08,086 BEEN LONGING FOR ¶ ¶ OH ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 1544 01:00:08,088 --> 01:00:09,154 ¶ OH ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A ROCK 'N ROLL 1545 01:00:09,156 --> 01:00:11,356 FOR CHRISTMAS IS A ROCK 'N ROLL ELECTRIC GUITAR ¶ 1546 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,558 IS A ROCK 'N ROLL ELECTRIC GUITAR ¶ ¶ AND THEN AWAY WENT RUDOLPH 1547 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,127 ELECTRIC GUITAR ¶ ¶ AND THEN AWAY WENT RUDOLPH HE WAS WHIZZING 1548 01:00:15,129 --> 01:00:17,896 ¶ AND THEN AWAY WENT RUDOLPH HE WAS WHIZZING LIKE A SHOOTIN' STAR ¶ 1549 01:00:17,898 --> 01:00:19,531 HE WAS WHIZZING LIKE A SHOOTIN' STAR ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1550 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:21,733 LIKE A SHOOTIN' STAR ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH SANTA GOT TO 1551 01:00:21,735 --> 01:00:23,835 ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH SANTA GOT TO MAKE IT TO TOWN ¶ 1552 01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:25,470 SANTA GOT TO MAKE IT TO TOWN ¶ ¶ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY 1553 01:00:25,472 --> 01:00:27,639 MAKE IT TO TOWN ¶ ¶ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE 1554 01:00:27,641 --> 01:00:29,741 ¶ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE THE FREEWAY DOWN ¶ 1555 01:00:29,743 --> 01:00:31,410 TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE THE FREEWAY DOWN ¶ ¶ OOH, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1556 01:00:31,412 --> 01:00:33,545 THE FREEWAY DOWN ¶ ¶ OOH, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH I'M REELIN' LIKE 1557 01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:36,882 ¶ OOH, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH I'M REELIN' LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND ¶ 1558 01:00:36,884 --> 01:00:44,456 I'M REELIN' LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND ¶ ¶¶ 1559 01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:51,063 A MERRY-GO-ROUND ¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ 1560 01:00:51,065 --> 01:00:55,400 ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ 1561 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:57,102 ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶ SAID SANTA TO A GIRL 1562 01:00:57,104 --> 01:00:59,237 ¶¶ ¶ SAID SANTA TO A GIRL CHILD WHAT WOULD PLEASE YOU 1563 01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:01,406 ¶ SAID SANTA TO A GIRL CHILD WHAT WOULD PLEASE YOU MOST TO GET ¶ 1564 01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:03,508 CHILD WHAT WOULD PLEASE YOU MOST TO GET ¶ ¶ A LITTLE BABY DOLL 1565 01:01:03,510 --> 01:01:05,844 MOST TO GET ¶ ¶ A LITTLE BABY DOLL THAT CAN CRY, SLEEP 1566 01:01:05,846 --> 01:01:07,879 ¶ A LITTLE BABY DOLL THAT CAN CRY, SLEEP DRINK AND WET ¶ 1567 01:01:07,881 --> 01:01:09,481 THAT CAN CRY, SLEEP DRINK AND WET ¶ ¶ AND THEN AWAY WENT RUDOLPH 1568 01:01:09,483 --> 01:01:11,716 DRINK AND WET ¶ ¶ AND THEN AWAY WENT RUDOLPH HE WAS WHIZZING 1569 01:01:11,718 --> 01:01:14,386 ¶ AND THEN AWAY WENT RUDOLPH HE WAS WHIZZING LIKE A SABER JET ¶ 1570 01:01:14,388 --> 01:01:16,021 HE WAS WHIZZING LIKE A SABER JET ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1571 01:01:16,023 --> 01:01:17,656 LIKE A SABER JET ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH SANTA GOT TO 1572 01:01:17,658 --> 01:01:20,392 ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH SANTA GOT TO MAKE IT TO TOWN ¶ 1573 01:01:20,394 --> 01:01:21,993 SANTA GOT TO MAKE IT TO TOWN ¶ ¶ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY 1574 01:01:21,995 --> 01:01:23,628 MAKE IT TO TOWN ¶ ¶ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE 1575 01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:26,932 ¶ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE THE FREEWAY DOWN ¶ 1576 01:01:26,934 --> 01:01:28,667 TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE THE FREEWAY DOWN ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1577 01:01:28,669 --> 01:01:30,268 THE FREEWAY DOWN ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH I'M REELIN' LIKE 1578 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:31,803 ¶ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH I'M REELIN' LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND ¶ 1579 01:01:31,805 --> 01:01:33,572 I'M REELIN' LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND ¶ ¶ I TELL HER 1580 01:01:33,574 --> 01:01:34,673 A MERRY-GO-ROUND ¶ ¶ I TELL HER RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1581 01:01:34,675 --> 01:01:36,174 ¶ I TELL HER RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ¶ 1582 01:01:36,176 --> 01:01:38,376 RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1583 01:01:38,378 --> 01:01:40,045 RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH OUT RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1584 01:01:40,047 --> 01:01:42,314 ¶ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH OUT RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ¶ 1585 01:01:42,316 --> 01:01:44,382 OUT RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1586 01:01:44,384 --> 01:01:46,551 RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH 1587 01:01:46,553 --> 01:01:48,286 ¶ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ¶ 1588 01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:49,888 RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN 1589 01:01:49,890 --> 01:01:52,090 RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ¶ ¶ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN ¶ 1590 01:01:52,092 --> 01:02:00,232 ¶ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN ¶ ¶¶ 1591 01:02:34,634 --> 01:02:36,501 >>> WELCOME TO THE DELTA ONE LOUNGE, THE MOST RANDOM PLACE TO TAKE A SHOWER IN. 1592 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,602 LOUNGE, THE MOST RANDOM PLACE TO TAKE A SHOWER IN. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, SO WE'VE GOT 1593 01:02:37,604 --> 01:02:38,336 TAKE A SHOWER IN. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, SO WE'VE GOT FREE EGGNOG FOR ALL OUR GUESTS. 1594 01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:39,204 IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, SO WE'VE GOT FREE EGGNOG FOR ALL OUR GUESTS. EGGNOG, GET YOUR EGGNOG! 1595 01:02:39,206 --> 01:02:39,771 FREE EGGNOG FOR ALL OUR GUESTS. EGGNOG, GET YOUR EGGNOG! >> WHOA! 1596 01:02:39,773 --> 01:02:40,472 EGGNOG, GET YOUR EGGNOG! >> WHOA! IS THAT AN INDUSTRIAL EGGNOG 1597 01:02:40,474 --> 01:02:41,406 >> WHOA! IS THAT AN INDUSTRIAL EGGNOG MACHINE? 1598 01:02:41,408 --> 01:02:44,576 IS THAT AN INDUSTRIAL EGGNOG MACHINE? >> OH YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT. 1599 01:02:44,578 --> 01:02:45,177 MACHINE? >> OH YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT. >> OOPS. 1600 01:02:45,179 --> 01:02:46,378 >> OH YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT. >> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1601 01:02:46,380 --> 01:02:47,078 >> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT. MY MACHINE'S BREAKING DOWN SO 1602 01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:47,746 SORRY ABOUT THAT. MY MACHINE'S BREAKING DOWN SO THEY'RE CLOSING MY STATION. 1603 01:02:47,748 --> 01:02:48,547 MY MACHINE'S BREAKING DOWN SO THEY'RE CLOSING MY STATION. THIS IS MY LAST SHIFT. 1604 01:02:48,549 --> 01:02:49,047 THEY'RE CLOSING MY STATION. THIS IS MY LAST SHIFT. >> OH, NO, REALLY? 1605 01:02:49,049 --> 01:02:50,182 THIS IS MY LAST SHIFT. >> OH, NO, REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S SAD. 1606 01:02:50,184 --> 01:02:51,116 >> OH, NO, REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S SAD. I'M GONNA MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT 1607 01:02:51,118 --> 01:02:52,350 >> YEAH, IT'S SAD. I'M GONNA MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE. 1608 01:02:52,352 --> 01:02:52,951 I'M GONNA MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE. THE WAY IT SMELLS, THE 1609 01:02:52,953 --> 01:02:53,985 THIS PLACE. THE WAY IT SMELLS, THE CELEBRITIES WHO WOULD COME 1610 01:02:53,987 --> 01:02:55,086 THE WAY IT SMELLS, THE CELEBRITIES WHO WOULD COME THROUGH. 1611 01:02:55,088 --> 01:02:56,121 CELEBRITIES WHO WOULD COME THROUGH. JUST LAST WEEK, JOSH O'CONNOR 1612 01:02:56,123 --> 01:02:57,789 THROUGH. JUST LAST WEEK, JOSH O'CONNOR WAS HERE. 1613 01:02:57,791 --> 01:03:00,325 JUST LAST WEEK, JOSH O'CONNOR WAS HERE. >> IN THE LOUNGE? 1614 01:03:00,327 --> 01:03:00,692 WAS HERE. >> IN THE LOUNGE? OH, COOL. 1615 01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:01,426 >> IN THE LOUNGE? OH, COOL. WELL, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING AND 1616 01:03:01,428 --> 01:03:02,561 OH, COOL. WELL, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING AND GOOD LUCK. 1617 01:03:02,563 --> 01:03:04,162 WELL, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING AND GOOD LUCK. >> TAKE CARE. 1618 01:03:04,164 --> 01:03:09,534 GOOD LUCK. >> TAKE CARE. [ PHONE RINGING ] 1619 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:09,834 >> TAKE CARE. [ PHONE RINGING ] HELLO. 1620 01:03:09,836 --> 01:03:10,635 [ PHONE RINGING ] HELLO. RHONDA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1621 01:03:10,637 --> 01:03:12,070 HELLO. RHONDA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> ED? 1622 01:03:12,072 --> 01:03:12,470 RHONDA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> ED? IS THAT YOU? 1623 01:03:12,472 --> 01:03:13,171 >> ED? IS THAT YOU? ARE YOU STILL AT THE AIRPORT, 1624 01:03:13,173 --> 01:03:14,272 IS THAT YOU? ARE YOU STILL AT THE AIRPORT, ED? 1625 01:03:14,274 --> 01:03:15,440 ARE YOU STILL AT THE AIRPORT, ED? IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! 1626 01:03:15,442 --> 01:03:18,343 ED? IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! >> THAT'S WHEN PEOPLE WANT 1627 01:03:18,345 --> 01:03:20,212 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! >> THAT'S WHEN PEOPLE WANT EGGNOG AT THE AIRPORT THE MOST, 1628 01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:20,512 >> THAT'S WHEN PEOPLE WANT EGGNOG AT THE AIRPORT THE MOST, HONEY. 1629 01:03:20,514 --> 01:03:21,279 EGGNOG AT THE AIRPORT THE MOST, HONEY. >> I KNOW. 1630 01:03:21,281 --> 01:03:23,448 HONEY. >> I KNOW. I WISH YOU WERE HOME BUT I'M SO 1631 01:03:23,450 --> 01:03:24,516 >> I KNOW. I WISH YOU WERE HOME BUT I'M SO PROUD OF YOU AND ALL THE EGGNOG 1632 01:03:24,518 --> 01:03:28,420 I WISH YOU WERE HOME BUT I'M SO PROUD OF YOU AND ALL THE EGGNOG YOU'VE MADE OVER THE YEARS. 1633 01:03:28,422 --> 01:03:30,622 PROUD OF YOU AND ALL THE EGGNOG YOU'VE MADE OVER THE YEARS. SOME OF IT WAS GREAT, SOME OF IT 1634 01:03:30,624 --> 01:03:32,157 YOU'VE MADE OVER THE YEARS. SOME OF IT WAS GREAT, SOME OF IT WAS ROTTEN. 1635 01:03:32,159 --> 01:03:38,363 SOME OF IT WAS GREAT, SOME OF IT WAS ROTTEN. >> AND A LOT OF IT GOT CUT. 1636 01:03:38,365 --> 01:03:40,765 WAS ROTTEN. >> AND A LOT OF IT GOT CUT. BUT YOU KNOW, I ALSO THINK 1637 01:03:40,767 --> 01:03:41,199 >> AND A LOT OF IT GOT CUT. BUT YOU KNOW, I ALSO THINK EGGNOG'S KINDA 1638 01:03:41,201 --> 01:03:41,866 BUT YOU KNOW, I ALSO THINK EGGNOG'S KINDA LIKE ME. 1639 01:03:41,868 --> 01:03:42,901 EGGNOG'S KINDA LIKE ME. IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE, BUT THE 1640 01:03:42,903 --> 01:03:44,603 LIKE ME. IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE, BUT THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE IT ARE MY KINDA 1641 01:03:44,605 --> 01:03:49,874 IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE, BUT THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE IT ARE MY KINDA PEOPLE. 1642 01:03:49,876 --> 01:03:53,178 PEOPLE WHO LIKE IT ARE MY KINDA PEOPLE. >> PLUS, YOU'RE WAY MORE FUN 1643 01:03:53,180 --> 01:03:54,879 PEOPLE. >> PLUS, YOU'RE WAY MORE FUN WITH BOURBON. 1644 01:03:54,881 --> 01:03:57,616 >> PLUS, YOU'RE WAY MORE FUN WITH BOURBON. I MISS YOU, ED. 1645 01:03:57,618 --> 01:03:58,550 WITH BOURBON. I MISS YOU, ED. PLEASE COME HOME. 1646 01:03:58,552 --> 01:04:00,185 I MISS YOU, ED. PLEASE COME HOME. >> I'LL BE THERE SOON, SWEETIE. 1647 01:04:00,187 --> 01:04:04,055 PLEASE COME HOME. >> I'LL BE THERE SOON, SWEETIE. ¶¶ 1648 01:04:04,057 --> 01:04:07,325 >> I'LL BE THERE SOON, SWEETIE. ¶¶ ¶ BELLS WILL BE RINGIN' 1649 01:04:07,327 --> 01:04:11,196 ¶¶ ¶ BELLS WILL BE RINGIN' THE SAD, SAD NEWS 1650 01:04:11,198 --> 01:04:12,831 ¶ BELLS WILL BE RINGIN' THE SAD, SAD NEWS OH, WHAT A CHRISTMAS 1651 01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:16,701 THE SAD, SAD NEWS OH, WHAT A CHRISTMAS TO HAVE THE BLUES ¶ 1652 01:04:16,703 --> 01:04:20,505 OH, WHAT A CHRISTMAS TO HAVE THE BLUES ¶ ¶ MY BABY'S GONE 1653 01:04:20,507 --> 01:04:24,843 TO HAVE THE BLUES ¶ ¶ MY BABY'S GONE I HAVE NO FRIENDS 1654 01:04:24,845 --> 01:04:28,046 ¶ MY BABY'S GONE I HAVE NO FRIENDS TO WISH ME GREETINGS 1655 01:04:28,048 --> 01:04:32,450 I HAVE NO FRIENDS TO WISH ME GREETINGS ONCE AGAIN ¶ 1656 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:35,186 TO WISH ME GREETINGS ONCE AGAIN ¶ ¶ CHOIRS WILL BE SINGIN' 1657 01:04:35,188 --> 01:04:38,356 ONCE AGAIN ¶ ¶ CHOIRS WILL BE SINGIN' SILENT NIGHT 1658 01:04:38,358 --> 01:04:41,660 ¶ CHOIRS WILL BE SINGIN' SILENT NIGHT CHRISTMAS CAROLS 1659 01:04:41,662 --> 01:04:44,929 SILENT NIGHT CHRISTMAS CAROLS BY CANDLELIGHT ¶ 1660 01:04:44,931 --> 01:04:47,198 CHRISTMAS CAROLS BY CANDLELIGHT ¶ ¶ PLEASE COME HOME 1661 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,334 BY CANDLELIGHT ¶ ¶ PLEASE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS 1662 01:04:49,336 --> 01:04:51,436 ¶ PLEASE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS PLEASE COME HOME 1663 01:04:51,438 --> 01:04:56,207 FOR CHRISTMAS PLEASE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS ¶ 1664 01:04:56,209 --> 01:04:57,342 PLEASE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS ¶ ¶ IF NOT FOR CHRISTMAS 1665 01:04:57,344 --> 01:04:58,677 FOR CHRISTMAS ¶ ¶ IF NOT FOR CHRISTMAS BY NEW YEAR'S NIGHT ¶ 1666 01:04:58,679 --> 01:05:05,617 ¶ IF NOT FOR CHRISTMAS BY NEW YEAR'S NIGHT ¶ >> HELLO, WHERE YOU FLYING 1667 01:05:05,619 --> 01:05:12,924 BY NEW YEAR'S NIGHT ¶ >> HELLO, WHERE YOU FLYING TO TODAY, CHRISTMAS, SIR? 1668 01:05:12,926 --> 01:05:13,625 >> HELLO, WHERE YOU FLYING TO TODAY, CHRISTMAS, SIR? >> MY BIOLOGICAL SON FINALLY 1669 01:05:13,627 --> 01:05:16,728 TO TODAY, CHRISTMAS, SIR? >> MY BIOLOGICAL SON FINALLY FOUND ME, SO THE JIG IS UP. 1670 01:05:16,730 --> 01:05:18,029 >> MY BIOLOGICAL SON FINALLY FOUND ME, SO THE JIG IS UP. I'M GONNA GO MEET HIM. 1671 01:05:18,031 --> 01:05:18,530 FOUND ME, SO THE JIG IS UP. I'M GONNA GO MEET HIM. >> THAT'S LOVELY. 1672 01:05:18,532 --> 01:05:19,597 I'M GONNA GO MEET HIM. >> THAT'S LOVELY. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME 1673 01:05:19,599 --> 01:05:20,165 >> THAT'S LOVELY. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME EGGNOG? 1674 01:05:20,167 --> 01:05:20,632 CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME EGGNOG? >> OH, YES. 1675 01:05:20,634 --> 01:05:21,299 EGGNOG? >> OH, YES. SURE. 1676 01:05:21,301 --> 01:05:22,300 >> OH, YES. SURE. OKAY. 1677 01:05:22,302 --> 01:05:23,401 SURE. OKAY. THANK YOU. 1678 01:05:23,403 --> 01:05:24,135 OKAY. THANK YOU. AND GOOD LUCK, I WILL MISS YOU. 1679 01:05:24,137 --> 01:05:25,003 THANK YOU. AND GOOD LUCK, I WILL MISS YOU. >> I'LL MISS YOU, TOO, 1680 01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:27,305 AND GOOD LUCK, I WILL MISS YOU. >> I'LL MISS YOU, TOO, KENAN THOMPSON. 1681 01:05:27,307 --> 01:05:27,839 >> I'LL MISS YOU, TOO, KENAN THOMPSON. >> THANK YOU. 1682 01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:32,043 KENAN THOMPSON. >> THANK YOU. ¶ FRIENDS AND RELATIONS 1683 01:05:32,045 --> 01:05:34,779 >> THANK YOU. ¶ FRIENDS AND RELATIONS SEND SALUTATIONS 1684 01:05:34,781 --> 01:05:36,381 ¶ FRIENDS AND RELATIONS SEND SALUTATIONS SURE AS THE STARS 1685 01:05:36,383 --> 01:05:40,218 SEND SALUTATIONS SURE AS THE STARS SHINE ABOVE ¶ 1686 01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:44,656 SURE AS THE STARS SHINE ABOVE ¶ ¶ WELL THIS IS CHRISTMAS 1687 01:05:44,658 --> 01:05:48,393 SHINE ABOVE ¶ ¶ WELL THIS IS CHRISTMAS YES, CHRISTMAS MY DEAR 1688 01:05:48,395 --> 01:05:50,695 ¶ WELL THIS IS CHRISTMAS YES, CHRISTMAS MY DEAR SOME TIME OF YEAR TO BE 1689 01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:51,796 YES, CHRISTMAS MY DEAR SOME TIME OF YEAR TO BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE ¶ 1690 01:05:51,798 --> 01:05:54,966 SOME TIME OF YEAR TO BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE ¶ >> RHONDA, YOU MADE IT! 1691 01:05:54,968 --> 01:05:57,802 WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE ¶ >> RHONDA, YOU MADE IT! >> OF COURSE, I WOULDN'T MISS 1692 01:05:57,804 --> 01:06:00,839 >> RHONDA, YOU MADE IT! >> OF COURSE, I WOULDN'T MISS YOUR LAST SHIFT FOR THE WORLD! 1693 01:06:00,841 --> 01:06:04,476 >> OF COURSE, I WOULDN'T MISS YOUR LAST SHIFT FOR THE WORLD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE RETIRING. 1694 01:06:04,478 --> 01:06:05,710 YOUR LAST SHIFT FOR THE WORLD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE RETIRING. >> I JUST WANTED TO GO OUT ON 1695 01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:05,977 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE RETIRING. >> I JUST WANTED TO GO OUT ON TOP. 1696 01:06:05,979 --> 01:06:07,245 >> I JUST WANTED TO GO OUT ON TOP. >> EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE A 1697 01:06:07,247 --> 01:06:09,547 TOP. >> EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE A BOTTOM, HONEY. 1698 01:06:09,549 --> 01:06:12,283 >> EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE A BOTTOM, HONEY. ¶ SO WON'T YOU TELL ME 1699 01:06:12,285 --> 01:06:14,452 BOTTOM, HONEY. ¶ SO WON'T YOU TELL ME YOU'LL NEVER MORE ROAM 1700 01:06:14,454 --> 01:06:17,155 ¶ SO WON'T YOU TELL ME YOU'LL NEVER MORE ROAM CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S ¶ 1701 01:06:17,157 --> 01:06:20,525 YOU'LL NEVER MORE ROAM CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S ¶ ¶ WILL FIND YOU HOME ¶ 1702 01:06:20,527 --> 01:06:22,727 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S ¶ ¶ WILL FIND YOU HOME ¶ ¶ THERE'LL BE 1703 01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:26,030 ¶ WILL FIND YOU HOME ¶ ¶ THERE'LL BE NO MORE SORROW ¶ 1704 01:06:26,032 --> 01:06:28,666 ¶ THERE'LL BE NO MORE SORROW ¶ ¶ NO GRIEF AND PAIN 1705 01:06:28,668 --> 01:06:31,903 NO MORE SORROW ¶ ¶ NO GRIEF AND PAIN AND I'LL BE HAPPY 1706 01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:35,740 ¶ NO GRIEF AND PAIN AND I'LL BE HAPPY HAPPY ONCE AGAIN ¶ 1707 01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:36,775 AND I'LL BE HAPPY HAPPY ONCE AGAIN ¶ >> OH, RHONDA, I SHOULD HAVE 1708 01:06:36,777 --> 01:06:38,977 HAPPY ONCE AGAIN ¶ >> OH, RHONDA, I SHOULD HAVE COME HOME EARLIER. 1709 01:06:38,979 --> 01:06:43,515 >> OH, RHONDA, I SHOULD HAVE COME HOME EARLIER. I JUST FEEL SO LUCKY THAT I EVER 1710 01:06:43,517 --> 01:06:44,516 COME HOME EARLIER. I JUST FEEL SO LUCKY THAT I EVER GOT TO WORK HERE. 1711 01:06:44,518 --> 01:06:46,451 I JUST FEEL SO LUCKY THAT I EVER GOT TO WORK HERE. AND I JUST WANTED 1712 01:06:46,453 --> 01:06:47,152 GOT TO WORK HERE. AND I JUST WANTED TO ENJOY IT FOR A LITTLE BIT 1713 01:06:47,154 --> 01:06:47,485 AND I JUST WANTED TO ENJOY IT FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER. 1714 01:06:47,487 --> 01:06:48,520 TO ENJOY IT FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER. ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE. 1715 01:06:48,522 --> 01:06:50,255 LONGER. ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE. I'VE LOVED EVERY SINGLE PERSON 1716 01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:53,291 ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE. I'VE LOVED EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WORKS HERE. 1717 01:06:53,293 --> 01:06:55,727 I'VE LOVED EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WORKS HERE. BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR 1718 01:06:55,729 --> 01:06:58,129 WHO WORKS HERE. BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR ME, ESPECIALLY MY BOSS. 1719 01:06:58,131 --> 01:07:01,833 BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR ME, ESPECIALLY MY BOSS. >> OH, YOUR BOSS. 1720 01:07:01,835 --> 01:07:02,267 ME, ESPECIALLY MY BOSS. >> OH, YOUR BOSS. THERE SHE IS. 1721 01:07:02,269 --> 01:07:08,673 >> OH, YOUR BOSS. THERE SHE IS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1722 01:07:08,675 --> 01:07:10,775 THERE SHE IS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] EGGNOG AT DELTA, NICE TO SEE 1723 01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:14,846 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] EGGNOG AT DELTA, NICE TO SEE YOU, MA'AM, WHAT AN HONOR. 1724 01:07:14,848 --> 01:07:16,848 EGGNOG AT DELTA, NICE TO SEE YOU, MA'AM, WHAT AN HONOR. >> MA'AM, I JUST WANT TO SAY, 1725 01:07:16,850 --> 01:07:18,917 YOU, MA'AM, WHAT AN HONOR. >> MA'AM, I JUST WANT TO SAY, IT'S BEEN AN HONOR WORKING FOR 1726 01:07:18,919 --> 01:07:19,184 >> MA'AM, I JUST WANT TO SAY, IT'S BEEN AN HONOR WORKING FOR YOU. 1727 01:07:19,186 --> 01:07:21,553 IT'S BEEN AN HONOR WORKING FOR YOU. ANY SUCCESS I HAVE FROM HERE 1728 01:07:21,555 --> 01:07:23,888 YOU. ANY SUCCESS I HAVE FROM HERE WILL BE THANKS TO THIS PLACE. 1729 01:07:23,890 --> 01:07:26,357 ANY SUCCESS I HAVE FROM HERE WILL BE THANKS TO THIS PLACE. DO YOU ANY FEEDBACK FOR ME? 1730 01:07:26,359 --> 01:07:27,792 WILL BE THANKS TO THIS PLACE. DO YOU ANY FEEDBACK FOR ME? >> WELL, EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU 1731 01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:31,362 DO YOU ANY FEEDBACK FOR ME? >> WELL, EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT TOO GAY. 1732 01:07:31,364 --> 01:07:32,964 >> WELL, EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT TOO GAY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE 1733 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:33,998 WERE A LITTLE BIT TOO GAY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE PERFECT FOR ME. 1734 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,067 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE PERFECT FOR ME. >> THIS PLACE WILL ALWAYS BEAT 1735 01:07:36,069 --> 01:07:38,169 PERFECT FOR ME. >> THIS PLACE WILL ALWAYS BEAT THEM ALL, BUT IT'S TIME TO GO. 1736 01:07:38,171 --> 01:07:39,737 >> THIS PLACE WILL ALWAYS BEAT THEM ALL, BUT IT'S TIME TO GO. ¶ OOH, THERE'LL BE 1737 01:07:39,739 --> 01:07:42,507 THEM ALL, BUT IT'S TIME TO GO. ¶ OOH, THERE'LL BE NO MORE SORROW 1738 01:07:42,509 --> 01:07:46,845 ¶ OOH, THERE'LL BE NO MORE SORROW NO GRIEF AND PAIN ¶ 1739 01:07:46,847 --> 01:07:51,850 NO MORE SORROW NO GRIEF AND PAIN ¶ ¶ AND I'LL BE HAPPY 1740 01:07:51,852 --> 01:07:58,156 NO GRIEF AND PAIN ¶ ¶ AND I'LL BE HAPPY HAPPY ONCE AGAIN ¶ 1741 01:07:58,158 --> 01:08:06,397 ¶ AND I'LL BE HAPPY HAPPY ONCE AGAIN ¶ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1742 01:08:45,738 --> 01:08:56,180 >>> MANY THANKS TO CHER AND AIDY BRYANT, AND BOWEN YANG, WE